September 23, 2025 • 33 mins
ICYMI: Hour One of ‘Later, with Mo’Kelly’ Presents – The coming of “the rapture” (according to TikTok) AND, as predicted, another LA Metro stabbing… PLUS – A look at California’s plan to support the state’s legal cannabis industry - on KFI AM 640… Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app & YouTube @MrMoKelly
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
KFI later with Mo Kelly.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
We're live on YouTube live everywhere in the iHeartRadio app.
I gotta ask you straight out the box on this
Monday because we may not be here Tuesday or Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Have you packed your bags? Are you ready to go? Sam? Doctor? Sam?
Have you packed your bags? Are you ready? I am
all packed? I'm ready? Okay? Mark Ronnerd, good evening. Are
you ready? I have you packed your bags? What am
I supposed to be ready for? You're not ready? What? Sorry?
Oh my gosh, it's t wallra Is no one ready
for the rapture? Oh? That's coming. The rapture is.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Coming in the next forty eight hours. Give her to
ten or fifteen hours something like that. I missed that memo.
What's the deal?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
The city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportion?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
What do you mean biblical?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
What he means as old Testaments from their real wrath
of God type stocks, fire and brimstone coming down from
the skies, rivers and seas boiling, forty.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes, the.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Bed rising from the green, human sacrifice, dogs and cats
living together, massistaria.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Enough.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I get the point.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
A South African pastor, and this has been spreading on
TikTok like a disease. A South African pastor named Joshua
Melakla said that he saw Jesus in a vision, returning
on Rashashana quote.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
The rapture is upon us, whether you are ready or not.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
He said in an interview, I saw Jesus sitting on
his throne and I could hear him very loud and clear,
saying I am coming soon.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Now, let me unpack that.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Okay, when you say Jesus is on a throne, you
saw him sitting on the throne. I don't want anyone
to mistake that. Like I don't know. Elvis Presley said,
you want privacy on the throne.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
That's what I'm thinking, Mark, Okay, that's the first thing.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
And when he says that Jesus quote unquote said I
am coming soon. Is that like soon as in five
minutes from way away, or is it like soon as
in I need to get a job soon or I
won't be able to pay my mortgage. You know, soon
is relative to circumstances. But this is what I do know,
since I want to be clear with everyone, I am
(02:29):
a Christian and I understand how the rapture fits in
the Christianity, But it also says in the Book of
Matthew that man doesn't know the time nor day.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
You know, we don't know when it's supposed to happen.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
So how is it this one person in South Africa
happens to know about that?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Thank you, Blondie. But I didn't need you to sing it.
That just needed you to say it. Gods Stepade, I
don't even know that blondie. Just say it, you absouly.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
You took time out to get that clip.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
You bets your ass id.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, we have to start with the most important news
of the day.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
It's not Jimmy Kimmel. It's the rapture. We may not
be here now.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Supposedly it's going to be happening on the twenty third
and twenty fourth, as in tomorrow and Wednesday, so clear
your calendars.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I got stuff to do those days, though I do too,
and I just need to know.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It's like, can we get a countdown clock? Can you
narrow it down? Do we get a two minute warning?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I mean, hell? Kind of rude? Actually, we're all going
to hell. Hell, let us know it's happening tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
That means, I mean, they better have somebody ready to
cover me on the board.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Well, is it tomorrow is in Greenwich? Meantime?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Is it you know Pacific Standard time? I don't know
what need to be very specific here.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Maybe it happens like New Year's It just like every
time zone gets you know, every hour or another session
of the Earth gets the rapture.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
See, here's the thing at this point on daylight time. Okay,
so if you say five o'clock, what does that mean
for folks in Arizona who don't have daylight time?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
These are the things that just need to know. And
Blondie won't answer me.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I just asked what she thought about it, and she
has to sing it every damn time.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
You want to get your money's worth out of that clip,
so play it a bunch more times too.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I would never do that. I would never do that.
I might circle back to it a little bit later.
Oh oh oh, But what I'm really giddy about we
have to break out the mo Kelly time machine. Because
I remember it was on Friday I said, Hey, if
Metro could go six months without a stabbing, six months,
(04:51):
I might decide to start writing Metro again. Okay, let
me play the audio for you, so you remember exactly
what I said and Mark Ronner said just three days ago,
and to see it over the past thirty four years
or so grow into this.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, it's pretty commendable.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It's just deteriorated into assesspool of urine, homeless people, drugs,
and crime. If they can get rid of that, I'd
be all the way on board. Honestly, my wife would
be using it. I would be using it.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
And I would have no problem recommending anyone else to
use it. Look, if they could go six months.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Without someone getting stabbed, I may change my tune.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
But six months is a hell of a long time, Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I don't know if we'll be able to go six
weeks without someone getting shanked.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Well, you need one of those signs like they have
in public places, like X number of days without a
workplace accident, and if you get up to six months,
then you're good to go.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I mean, it's not gonna happen. Okay. What is today?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Today is September nineteen, I'm told December, January, fivo March.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
Okay, so we're talking about you do you six days?
It might be six minutes, Okay, imagine my surprise.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
With fewer than six hours after that, the mother father
got stabbed. Now, now, to be fair, it wasn't on
a metro train, but it was on a metro bus.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I just said Metro.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
So as far as I'm concerned, it's the same organization,
the same danger, the same shankability said shakeability. Yes, you're
able to be shanked and shived on a metro apparatus,
be it platform, bus or subway train.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I hate to call.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Myself nostrodamus, but it looks like I just might have
to on this day.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I hate to do it, but someone's got to do it.
It's either me or Blondie.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
Wait, so if the rapture is coming, does that mean
we can't give away any of the fantastic prizes we
have coming up? I mean, are we well?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Just now, if we're raptured and depending on the exact
timing of the rapture, well, put it this way, if
we're raptured, it doesn't matter if we give the prizes
away or not. You're not gonna be able to use
them because the raptor is supposed to be tomorrow and
Wednesday inclusive both days.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
I'm sorry, but isn't the raptures supposed to only include
people who are true believers.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yea, yeah, okay, so there's you don't worry.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
There's gonna be plenty of people left over that you
can get these prizes too.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
They're gonna need it, Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
But the people who the heathens are they supposed to
just stay here or do they go to hell?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
They party first, I thought they stay here.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
They live out the rest of their lives while everybody
else gets escorted.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Away, right, and they have no hope of ever ascending. Never.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
No, So this is cool, okay, all right, Sorry, so
we can just.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Let you know we will be giving what I don't
know about we I'm raptured out of here.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
How do I know?
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Blondie told me, you know, I think she would actually
tell you to ask fab five Freddy how this is
all gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Those who know?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
No, we will be giving away tickets this week to
see ub forty as in Red Red Wine. That show
is Sunday, September twenty eighth at seven pm at the
Crito Center for the Performing Arts. And also we'll be
giving out tickets for Get the Leadout, the Led Zeppelin
tribute band and are dubbed as the American led Zeppelin.
(08:28):
And that show is September twenty seventh at eight pm,
also at the Sorito Center for the Performing Arts.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
We have a pair each twelve? Is that each? Two
pair for you?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
We got two pairs for each show. Yeah, two pair
for each show. Oh, this is a big week. Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
So in other words, if you're not a Christian or
you're a heathen and you're not raptured, you're eligible.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
For the tickets.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Basically, all right, when we come back, we have to
go back into the mo Kelly time machine.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Try. I had to tell you. I tried to tell you.
I wouldn't even wait six whole days, couldn't even get
through the weekend without someone getting stabbed.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
Via Metro, you're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on
demand from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
I remember standing right across from me standing Witnesmillys Mine.
I remember an old man next to me.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Metro, KFI, mo Kelly Live everywhere on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Ay, iHeartRadio app. Gotta take it back to Friday.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
We talked about this Friday, and I was saying I
was willing to get out of my car I was.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Willing to even endorse Metro, have my wife.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Have my sons, even my dogs, even ride Metro, provided
provided that they could demonstrate it was safe for six
months in a row, provided that they can show that
no one was going to get stabbed in the next
six months.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I just asked for six months. I didn't ask for
a year. I didn't ask for ten months.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I asked for six months, and I couldn't even get
one day. This was what was said on Friday on
this show.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Kelly Tavashi.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
And to see it over the past thirty four years
or so grow into this, yeah, it's pretty commendable. It's
just deteriorated into a cesspool of urine, homeless people, drugs,
and crime. If they can get rid of that, I'd
be all the way on board. Honestly, my wife would
be using it, I would be using it, and I
(10:57):
would have no problem recommending anyone else to use it. Look,
if they could go six months without someone getting stabs,
I may change my tune.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
But six months is a hell of a long time, Okay.
I don't know if we'll be.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Able to go six weeks without someone getting shanked.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Well, you need one of those signs like they have
in public places, like X number of days without a
workplace accident, and if you get up to six months,
then you're good to go.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I mean, it's not gonna happen. Okay. What is today?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Today is September nineteenth, Friday, December, January March.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
Okay, so we're talking about six days. It might be
six minutes.
Speaker 10 (11:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
That was Friday at about I don't know, maybe seven thirty,
but about this time on Friday, I said six months
from Friday. On Saturday, a fifty year old man was
hospitalized after a scabbing on a metro bus in South
La happened around three fifty pm, so they got at
(11:55):
least six hours here. They got about maybe twelve hours
here while the bus was in the area thirtieth Street
and Vermont Avenue. The victim has who has yet to
be identified, was hospitalized with non life threatening injuries. Thank goodness,
Detectives have not yet located a suspect, and the suspect
is only described as a man in his thirties who
(12:16):
ran from the area on foot wearing a blue jacket
and blue pants at the time of the stabbing.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
That should absolutely not narrow it down.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
If you see someone in their thirties, it does not
say race or ethnicity. You see someone in their thirties
wearing a blue jacket and blue pants, I guess contact authorities.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Hey Mark, are you.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
No, you don't look like you're in your thirties, Doctor Sam,
you might look like you're in your thirties.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Are you wearing blue pants? Or where you wearing blue pants?
On Saturday? I'm wearing shorts, okay?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
And Mark, I think is sitting ass naked in the news.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
As always, But it's a bonus. He was wearing pants,
though you don't always see that. That is true. Point taken.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Point taken, Well, you know metros out there just metroing
people getting stabbed, absolutely nothing new. I was trying to
give them at least a good faith effort that maybe
after a week I could say, Hey, they're picking up
some momentum. Hey, it might seem like they're turning over
a new leaf. There's a silver.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Lining to this cloud. It's getting safer day by day.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
And I couldn't even get out of Saturday without someone
ending up with a blade in their neck. I think
it's in their neck somewhere non life threatening though, and
We're back to square one. So yes, Mark, we need
to have that sign. As far as days since a
workplace accident, we're back to zero. We're back to good
old zero. Who could have predicted you mean, like the
(13:47):
rapture or something, I mean, except for all of us. Well, look,
we could have predicted. Blondie could have predicted I mean,
Sam could have predicted Dan. You could have predicted to
Wall I could have predicted. I'll tell you right now,
it will not be another six months before someone else
is stabbed on Metro.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
I'm willing to go out on.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
A limb here and say it will be inside the
next month, someone will be stabbed on Metro.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
You don't think sooner than that? Oh, I know it's
gonna be soon.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Okay, I'm just trying to give them like a.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
You know that's generous. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
If I say a month at least, you know, it
seems like I'm pulling for them. If I say it'll
be this week, it means I'm rooting against them.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Now.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Would it be in bad taste to put down bets
on this, Oh of course it'd be in bad taste.
But let's do it anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Okay, Honestly, if I were to bet, not that I'm
a betting man, but if I were to bet, I'm saying,
you know, probably.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Be before the week is out. Yeah, that's what I
was gonna say.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Before Friday, someone will have another blade inside of them
and won't be Wesley snipes.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Sam's not going to give you rim shots. But Daniel
was out then happen. No, no, no, I'm gonna say,
let's pretend this is like stabbing poker. I'm gonna say
before the end of the week. Okay, before you said,
my like isn't Tuesday?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Well, what the end of the week is? Saturday? I'm
gonna say at least Friday.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yes, we will use the calendar in which Sunday is
the first day of the week. Okay, Saturday. I honestly
think it's going to be. Before we signed off for
name of that movie called Classic that will.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Call your Saturday and I will see you Friday or
raise you Friday.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Sam, you want to throw some chips in on this,
I can I do the was it the price is right?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Thing?
Speaker 6 (15:37):
And bet one dollar the retail price is not going
all happened tonight?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Well, you know, look old.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
If the person gets to that stab can can we
at least use a set of minifit?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Uh, you know, I've read that study.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
I've got issues, But I've read the study that Trump
was sighting, and i got issues.
Speaker 11 (15:58):
I'll talk to Menifen as ask menifin. Men, I don't
know if we can even say that on the radio. Well,
he said it, so I can say it. He's the president,
so yeah, well he's the president. But I'm saying the FCC, Well,
the FCC is not on our side. The FCC can't
necessarily throw us off the air for repeating.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
The president, can we, Menifen?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Can you hear like someone in the background is trying
to trying to coach them along through the word listen
real close, say right there, right there, right right there,
right there, right there. Listen, let's glove, we're gonna turn
it off. Put your ear closer to your phone. On
the radio, there's someone speaking in the background telling him
how to phonetically say aceita, menafin.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Someone was trying to say aceda.
Speaker 11 (16:47):
You see it right in the background, aceita, Menifen.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
New rule. I wanna go Bill Maher for a second.
New rule.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
You can't ban it if you can't say it. KFI
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Speaker 9 (17:03):
I said, menifin you're listening to Later with Moe Kelly
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Speaker 2 (17:14):
Think You Love Me, Mary Jay playing no Games, KFI
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Speaker 1 (17:26):
California Governor Gavenus he is.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Pretty busy as of late sign and stuff, trying to
change the law, trying to get his his profile out
there as he gets ready to run for president. Yeah,
he's running for president. I know he hasn't officially announced,
but he's running. But he signed a bill today to
roll back this plan tax increase on the state's legal
(17:49):
cannabis industry.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
See, it's been real difficult for.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Legitimate cannabis businesses to get off the ground and to thrive,
and there's still a black market for cannabis because they
can still undersell the legitimate businesses. AB five sixty four
will not only reverse a scheduled twenty five percent tax
increase on the cannabis industry. So think about that, there
(18:13):
was a scheduled twenty five percent tax increase on legitimate
cannabis businesses, as if that would put them out of business.
And we've talked to a number of people who are
inside the industry over the course of the years on
this show and previously The Mokelly Show, and they said
the hardest thing about the business was the entry costs,
where it's anywhere between a half a million to a
(18:35):
million dollars to set up a legitimate, legitimate dispensary, and
then when you have the taxes on top of that,
it's like, well, there's no way you can compete as
a legitimate business as opposed to someone who's in their
backyard and just growing stuff and selling it either on
the corner or out of their house like that, you
can't compete. And this was supposed to be an economic
(18:57):
boon for the state of California, much in a way
that the state Latta was supposed to be. But we
all know how that turned out. This is turning out
in a similar way, you know. But in addition to
this tax break, Newsom said that he's also taken measures
to increase enforcement efforts against illegal operators. Okay, that's neither
here nor there. You're not really making it substantively more.
(19:23):
It's simple or easier for legitimate businesses to get going
or to thrive. According to the stats, since twenty twenty two,
the United excuse me, the Unified Cannabis Enforcement Task Force
has seized and destroyed over three hundred and seventeen tons
of illegal cannabis.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
So what does that tell you?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
There is a thriving black market for weed having nothing
to do with this legitimate market, and the black market
is doing much better than the legitimate market. And he
may wonders like, well, what's the upside of going into, uh,
the cannabis industry. Well, if you can get in, if
you have the money to get in, then it can
(20:06):
be very very fruitful for you, you know, can profitable.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Well.
Speaker 8 (20:11):
See, the thing is is, like I think a lot
of a lot of talk about the illegality of a
lot of these businesses by the State of California. I
think they use that a little too broadly and a
little too loosely, because there are individuals who buy these
licenses to open up. It is the actual distribution that
(20:34):
they don't necessarily get and they're their their promised.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Hey, yeah, you can open it up and it is legal.
Speaker 8 (20:39):
But but but if the police come and shut you
down and arrest you, Oh well, so it's almost like, yes, here,
here's your here's your license. You can put a plus
sign in front of your store adverta agree one. But
if the police come in, well then they're going to
arrest you. And then that's just more money for us
because then your process and all that. So it is
(21:00):
a big trick bag, so to say, for you to
even try to get in. And then once again, it
made it when they first laust this, it was to
try to decriminalize and make it more so that minorities
could make legal money off of something they were doing anyway,
but they priced them out. They said, oh right, you're
never going to be able to actually make money, not legally.
(21:20):
Not legally you could, but here's the thing we're going
to Okay, it will turn a blind eye.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
But if you get caught, oh well.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yeah we wont what isaf We seek you out and
quote unquote send you to jail for possession or limited
amounts of distribution. But you sure as hell they're gonna
set up your own shop. Yeah, right where you are,
you're not going to use it. Have you have you
ever really noticed where dispensaries are. They're in the suburbs,
they're not in the hood. They are not available to
(21:51):
certain communities as far as as a potential business operation.
Now you you the customers will come from all communities.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
But you look at the location of the dispensaries. Uh,
they're not in the hood. That was not There's one
not too far from us here in Burbank.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, Burbank, Torrents, all suburbs, you know, Yeah, you know,
and now you know with the himp market online, it's
even it's the amount of money changing hands is ungodly.
The amount of money changing hands, which is not accessible
(22:28):
to many communities is ungodly.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, it's later with Mo Kelly k if.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
I am six forty, We're live every Wedning, I heart
rate up and I have a question which real quick,
what is going to be coming first? Is it going
to be the rapture or Talanaw's lawsuit regarding autism, because
they're not both going to happen. I mean, if I'm
about betting man Tylan All, they're drawing up that lawsuit
right now.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
And you say, Mo, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Well, you probably hurt the president earlier today and this
is just an aside a parenthetical. You probably heard the
president today talking about how Thailand all is the link
between you know, not having autism and having autism. And
he mentioned Thailand all by name.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
How do I know? Because he couldn't pronounce the ceda menafhine.
That's how I know.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
And I'm saying like, if you say Thailand all, that's
a brand, that's not a medication. That's like saying Virginia
Slims is responsible for all lung cancer you know, or
or Coca Cola is responsible for I don't know, a
fib yeah, congestive heart failure. You can't call out a brand.
(23:32):
If you call out a medication or a substance, you
would be okay. But when you call out Thailand all
by name. Look, he would have done better if you
just said and said he came out with asked something
asset asset if you say asked either metaphine as I'm
(23:57):
just hearing this, Okay, let's see, let's listen close, let's
let's put our ears closer to the to the radio
or the iHeartRadio app on your phone.
Speaker 10 (24:08):
I think he's telling on himself. Ass said them as.
It's like he looks like you declare it. I said it,
not meant it, I said men.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
A sim asked Adam as Adam, Adam eat them Epstein Menaphin,
I think it's Epstein, as he said, ask Epstein about him.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
You figured it out, men, or close enough. It's gonna
be one of the others.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
It's it's gonna be the lawsuit from Talanall or the rapture.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Oh, you know that was funny. I Am six forty
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Speaker 2 (25:29):
Watch.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
So when the rapture begins, if it begins, we'll have
for you.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
We will go straight to the twenty four newsroom and
Mark Ronner will start reporting on the rapture.
Speaker 8 (25:41):
Wait, but what if it's like a final snap and
all of a sudden, I'm looking at you.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
You just we do the best we can with what
we have.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Okay, all we can do is tell you we will
try to stay on the air as long as we
can and people start disappearing and fade into the ether
because the rapture has begun, or if the mic all
of a sudden goes silent, and all of a sudden
mid sentence, you hear me talking, that's the rapture.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Aren't you an optimist?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
That's Oh look come on, man, you gotta think positively.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Ah yeah, okay, well at least your self esteem. You
all's going to bet against themselves. As far as not
being eligible to be raptured? Is that even in the Bible.
I don't think that's in the Bible.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
It's as well put its way. They do talk about
the end times. Look, you talked about it ghostbusters. We
talked about courses in the ball.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Okay, ghost pasters headed for a disaster of biblical proportion?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
What do you mean biblical? What he means this Old Testament?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Yes, the real wrath of God type stuff, fire and
brimstone coming down from the skies, rivers and seas, forty
years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes, the bed rising from the
great human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Enough, I get the point mass hysteria. Did I hear
zombies in the people rising from the grave? Yes, yes
you did. This is exciting. Now come on, I.
Speaker 8 (27:05):
Keep talking about the zompac is probably coming within the
next two days.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
We are living through history, the end Times. That was
the I think the plot of what was it Ghostbusters too?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yes, yes, and we get the broadcast the end of
the world or at least the end of the world.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
For some people.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Did you hear about what the TSA is looking for?
TSA is saying that you need to Well.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
You can keep your shoes on. You can keep your
shoes on now.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
But you can't bring just any old toothbrush through the
TSA anyborn. Certain types of toothbrushes will not be allowed
in checked baggages. I for the longest only used a
manual toothbrush until about maybe three or four years ago
my wife got be hooked on electric toothbrush.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Changed my life, changed my life.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Only problem is you have to be careful when you
travel with them because depending on the battery, if it's
lithium battery, you can't take it on the plane anymore,
at least in your checked luggage. You got to keep
it in your carry on because it might get too
hot and explode and take down the plane. So now
(28:16):
they're checking TSA. They are are checking your bags that
you send through the X ray scanner for certain types
of electric toothbrushes.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Wall I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (28:27):
You said you can check it in your carry on,
but not in your checked luggage.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Correct, Like the your lithium batteries that you have for
your phone and everything, you can have that in your
carry on. There's something about when it's placed in the
pressure in the cargo hold, there's a propensity for these
lithium ion batteries. I'm not a scientist. I'm just saying
it's hotter down there, the pressure is different, and it
just if something were to happen and were to start
(28:55):
a fire and there's nothing that could be done.
Speaker 8 (28:57):
I would just rather than say don't bring it at all,
I don't either, because there are a lot of like
I'll have backup batteries for my phone that I specifically
do not take with me on a plane because I
don't want to have it confiscated and thrown away like that's.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Well, that's thirty dollars gone. Yeah, So that's the only
reason why I don't. And I assume that there are
a bunch of other mother fathers who probably do it anyway,
and I'll never know, And if the plane explodes, it'll
take another seven months for them to figure out Oh yeah,
it was a lithium battery in the cargo hold.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Well, yes, is it good?
Speaker 6 (29:29):
It sounds like you could actually do something about it.
If it's in carry on, you can actually see the
fire and smoke and do something. Don't pour water on it,
Apparently that makes lithium fire.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
It's worse.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yes, yes, hopefully I'll never be on an airplane having
to figure that out. You know, someone's got a fire
with their their cell phone. It's like, does anyone have
a water No? No, no, mightn't you just throw grease
on it? That'll make it even better? So I have
(30:01):
to take a carry on. Now, you gotta take your toothbrush,
at least the electric kind in your carry on or
TSA will confiscate it and then do a full body
search of you, make sure you didn't put your toothbrush
somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Trying to okay, never mind, is it the rapture yet?
Speaker 6 (30:21):
And I think all of us are waiting.
Speaker 8 (30:24):
I'm checking my phone.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I'm looking for the rapture countdown. There's no app. There's
gotta be a rapture app, quake apps.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
There should be a rapture countdown app somewhere. Someone should
have put one together. I would have been very cool,
because I need to know. Look, I don't want to
be caught with my pants down during the rapture.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I don't want to be in the shower. I don't
want want to be on the john trying to push
your deuce.
Speaker 8 (30:59):
Oh wait a minute, okay, right here on on the
Google Store, rapture ready, eternity ready. These are different apps.
Oh the rapture Detector. Okay, alright, alright, Rapture Radar.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
This is amazing to pay. I think this one is free,
free app.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yeah, probably malware, but go Aheadah yeah sure.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, fine, we're gonna need the money.
That's true, that's true.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I don't know if I'm if I'm fully protected from
the rapture.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
I have not really, Uh, you don't need a condom,
just just bear back it.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Just take the rapture raw, raw, dog baby. I don't
know if I want the rapture raw. Look, that sounds
like it's gonna burn.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Whatever you get, it wouldn't show up for three days,
and by then you're raptured.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Joe, see the doctor.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Let's go be on the box score when we come back,
assuming we're not raptured. Between now and then. Okay, if
I am six forty, we got to talk about gambling.
We have to talk about uh, what's his name? Bill Belichick?
Who brought his girlfriend down to the sidelines during the game.
It's like, really odd stuff, really weird stuff going on.
That's next. Yeah, we're still here. No rapture yet. Nope,
(32:21):
not yet.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
We're still here. Okay, I guess we'll go to the
news break. Nope, we're still here. We're still here. No rapture.
Wait is Mark rapture? He's off the quiet over there?
(32:42):
Where did MARKO? What happened to the news?
Speaker 5 (32:45):
I'm doing important news stuff right now. I don't have
time to be raptured.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
If you like that, we thought we lost you for
a minute.
Speaker 11 (32:51):
I thought the right way was going away in.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
This show and lead till everyone. This is gonna be
word of the worlds orson welles up in here. No,
what do you mean rapture with you people?
Speaker 5 (33:01):
Oh no, no, but I say you people again again.
Your pointy hat slipped out. It just slipped right out.
I don't know what I was saying. Okay, this is awkward.
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You and the
rest of the clan, go ahead and do the news.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
That's just great. Anytime now. I'm ready when you are
Speaker 9 (33:27):
Out and KOs t HD two Los Angeles, Orange County
more stimulating
KFI later with Mo Kelly.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
We're live on YouTube live everywhere in the iHeartRadio app.
I gotta ask you straight out the box on this
Monday because we may not be here Tuesday or Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Have you packed your bags? Are you ready to go? Sam? Doctor? Sam?
Have you packed your bags? Are you ready? I am
all packed? I'm ready? Okay? Mark Ronnerd, good evening. Are
you ready? I have you packed your bags? What am
I supposed to be ready for? You're not ready? What? Sorry?
Oh my gosh, it's t wallra Is no one ready
for the rapture? Oh? That's coming. The rapture is.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Coming in the next forty eight hours. Give her to
ten or fifteen hours something like that. I missed that memo.
What's the deal?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
The city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportion?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
What do you mean biblical?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
What he means as old Testaments from their real wrath
of God type stocks, fire and brimstone coming down from
the skies, rivers and seas boiling, forty.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes, the.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Bed rising from the green, human sacrifice, dogs and cats
living together, massistaria.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Enough.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I get the point.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
A South African pastor, and this has been spreading on
TikTok like a disease. A South African pastor named Joshua
Melakla said that he saw Jesus in a vision, returning
on Rashashana quote.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
The rapture is upon us, whether you are ready or not.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
He said in an interview, I saw Jesus sitting on
his throne and I could hear him very loud and clear,
saying I am coming soon.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Now, let me unpack that.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Okay, when you say Jesus is on a throne, you
saw him sitting on the throne. I don't want anyone
to mistake that. Like I don't know. Elvis Presley said,
you want privacy on the throne.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
That's what I'm thinking, Mark, Okay, that's the first thing.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
And when he says that Jesus quote unquote said I
am coming soon. Is that like soon as in five
minutes from way away, or is it like soon as
in I need to get a job soon or I
won't be able to pay my mortgage. You know, soon
is relative to circumstances. But this is what I do know,
since I want to be clear with everyone, I am
(02:29):
a Christian and I understand how the rapture fits in
the Christianity, But it also says in the Book of
Matthew that man doesn't know the time nor day.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
You know, we don't know when it's supposed to happen.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
So how is it this one person in South Africa
happens to know about that?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Thank you, Blondie. But I didn't need you to sing it.
That just needed you to say it. Gods Stepade, I
don't even know that blondie. Just say it, you absouly.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
You took time out to get that clip.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
You bets your ass id.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, we have to start with the most important news
of the day.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
It's not Jimmy Kimmel. It's the rapture. We may not
be here now.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Supposedly it's going to be happening on the twenty third
and twenty fourth, as in tomorrow and Wednesday, so clear
your calendars.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I got stuff to do those days, though I do too,
and I just need to know.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It's like, can we get a countdown clock? Can you
narrow it down? Do we get a two minute warning?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I mean, hell? Kind of rude? Actually, we're all going
to hell. Hell, let us know it's happening tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
That means, I mean, they better have somebody ready to
cover me on the board.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Well, is it tomorrow is in Greenwich? Meantime?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Is it you know Pacific Standard time? I don't know
what need to be very specific here.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Maybe it happens like New Year's It just like every
time zone gets you know, every hour or another session
of the Earth gets the rapture.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
See, here's the thing at this point on daylight time. Okay,
so if you say five o'clock, what does that mean
for folks in Arizona who don't have daylight time?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
These are the things that just need to know. And
Blondie won't answer me.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I just asked what she thought about it, and she
has to sing it every damn time.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
You want to get your money's worth out of that clip,
so play it a bunch more times too.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I would never do that. I would never do that.
I might circle back to it a little bit later.
Oh oh oh, But what I'm really giddy about we
have to break out the mo Kelly time machine. Because
I remember it was on Friday I said, Hey, if
Metro could go six months without a stabbing, six months,
(04:51):
I might decide to start writing Metro again. Okay, let
me play the audio for you, so you remember exactly
what I said and Mark Ronner said just three days ago,
and to see it over the past thirty four years
or so grow into this.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, it's pretty commendable.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It's just deteriorated into assesspool of urine, homeless people, drugs,
and crime. If they can get rid of that, I'd
be all the way on board. Honestly, my wife would
be using it. I would be using it.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
And I would have no problem recommending anyone else to
use it. Look, if they could go six months.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Without someone getting stabbed, I may change my tune.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
But six months is a hell of a long time, Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I don't know if we'll be able to go six
weeks without someone getting shanked.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Well, you need one of those signs like they have
in public places, like X number of days without a
workplace accident, and if you get up to six months,
then you're good to go.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I mean, it's not gonna happen. Okay. What is today?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Today is September nineteen, I'm told December, January, fivo March.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
Okay, so we're talking about you do you six days?
It might be six minutes, Okay, imagine my surprise.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
With fewer than six hours after that, the mother father
got stabbed. Now, now, to be fair, it wasn't on
a metro train, but it was on a metro bus.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I just said Metro.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
So as far as I'm concerned, it's the same organization,
the same danger, the same shankability said shakeability. Yes, you're
able to be shanked and shived on a metro apparatus,
be it platform, bus or subway train.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I hate to call.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Myself nostrodamus, but it looks like I just might have
to on this day.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I hate to do it, but someone's got to do it.
It's either me or Blondie.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
Wait, so if the rapture is coming, does that mean
we can't give away any of the fantastic prizes we
have coming up? I mean, are we well?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Just now, if we're raptured and depending on the exact
timing of the rapture, well, put it this way, if
we're raptured, it doesn't matter if we give the prizes
away or not. You're not gonna be able to use
them because the raptor is supposed to be tomorrow and
Wednesday inclusive both days.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
I'm sorry, but isn't the raptures supposed to only include
people who are true believers.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yea, yeah, okay, so there's you don't worry.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
There's gonna be plenty of people left over that you
can get these prizes too.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
They're gonna need it, Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
But the people who the heathens are they supposed to
just stay here or do they go to hell?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
They party first, I thought they stay here.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
They live out the rest of their lives while everybody
else gets escorted.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Away, right, and they have no hope of ever ascending. Never.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
No, So this is cool, okay, all right, Sorry, so
we can just.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Let you know we will be giving what I don't
know about we I'm raptured out of here.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
How do I know?
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Blondie told me, you know, I think she would actually
tell you to ask fab five Freddy how this is
all gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Those who know?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
No, we will be giving away tickets this week to
see ub forty as in Red Red Wine. That show
is Sunday, September twenty eighth at seven pm at the
Crito Center for the Performing Arts. And also we'll be
giving out tickets for Get the Leadout, the Led Zeppelin
tribute band and are dubbed as the American led Zeppelin.
(08:28):
And that show is September twenty seventh at eight pm,
also at the Sorito Center for the Performing Arts.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
We have a pair each twelve? Is that each? Two
pair for you?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
We got two pairs for each show. Yeah, two pair
for each show. Oh, this is a big week. Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
So in other words, if you're not a Christian or
you're a heathen and you're not raptured, you're eligible.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
For the tickets.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Basically, all right, when we come back, we have to
go back into the mo Kelly time machine.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Try. I had to tell you. I tried to tell you.
I wouldn't even wait six whole days, couldn't even get
through the weekend without someone getting stabbed.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
Via Metro, you're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on
demand from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
I remember standing right across from me standing Witnesmillys Mine.
I remember an old man next to me.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Metro, KFI, mo Kelly Live everywhere on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Ay, iHeartRadio app. Gotta take it back to Friday.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
We talked about this Friday, and I was saying I
was willing to get out of my car I was.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Willing to even endorse Metro, have my wife.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Have my sons, even my dogs, even ride Metro, provided
provided that they could demonstrate it was safe for six
months in a row, provided that they can show that
no one was going to get stabbed in the next
six months.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I just asked for six months. I didn't ask for
a year. I didn't ask for ten months.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I asked for six months, and I couldn't even get
one day. This was what was said on Friday on
this show.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Kelly Tavashi.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
And to see it over the past thirty four years
or so grow into this, yeah, it's pretty commendable. It's
just deteriorated into a cesspool of urine, homeless people, drugs,
and crime. If they can get rid of that, I'd
be all the way on board. Honestly, my wife would
be using it, I would be using it, and I
(10:57):
would have no problem recommending anyone else to use it. Look,
if they could go six months without someone getting stabs,
I may change my tune.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
But six months is a hell of a long time, Okay.
I don't know if we'll be.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Able to go six weeks without someone getting shanked.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Well, you need one of those signs like they have
in public places, like X number of days without a
workplace accident, and if you get up to six months,
then you're good to go.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I mean, it's not gonna happen. Okay. What is today?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Today is September nineteenth, Friday, December, January March.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
Okay, so we're talking about six days. It might be
six minutes.
Speaker 10 (11:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
That was Friday at about I don't know, maybe seven thirty,
but about this time on Friday, I said six months
from Friday. On Saturday, a fifty year old man was
hospitalized after a scabbing on a metro bus in South
La happened around three fifty pm, so they got at
(11:55):
least six hours here. They got about maybe twelve hours
here while the bus was in the area thirtieth Street
and Vermont Avenue. The victim has who has yet to
be identified, was hospitalized with non life threatening injuries. Thank goodness,
Detectives have not yet located a suspect, and the suspect
is only described as a man in his thirties who
(12:16):
ran from the area on foot wearing a blue jacket
and blue pants at the time of the stabbing.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
That should absolutely not narrow it down.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
If you see someone in their thirties, it does not
say race or ethnicity. You see someone in their thirties
wearing a blue jacket and blue pants, I guess contact authorities.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Hey Mark, are you.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
No, you don't look like you're in your thirties, Doctor Sam,
you might look like you're in your thirties.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Are you wearing blue pants? Or where you wearing blue pants?
On Saturday? I'm wearing shorts, okay?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
And Mark, I think is sitting ass naked in the news.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
As always, But it's a bonus. He was wearing pants,
though you don't always see that. That is true. Point taken.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Point taken, Well, you know metros out there just metroing
people getting stabbed, absolutely nothing new. I was trying to
give them at least a good faith effort that maybe
after a week I could say, Hey, they're picking up
some momentum. Hey, it might seem like they're turning over
a new leaf. There's a silver.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Lining to this cloud. It's getting safer day by day.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
And I couldn't even get out of Saturday without someone
ending up with a blade in their neck. I think
it's in their neck somewhere non life threatening though, and
We're back to square one. So yes, Mark, we need
to have that sign. As far as days since a
workplace accident, we're back to zero. We're back to good
old zero. Who could have predicted you mean, like the
(13:47):
rapture or something, I mean, except for all of us. Well, look,
we could have predicted. Blondie could have predicted I mean,
Sam could have predicted Dan. You could have predicted to
Wall I could have predicted. I'll tell you right now,
it will not be another six months before someone else
is stabbed on Metro.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
I'm willing to go out on.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
A limb here and say it will be inside the
next month, someone will be stabbed on Metro.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
You don't think sooner than that? Oh, I know it's
gonna be soon.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Okay, I'm just trying to give them like a.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
You know that's generous. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
If I say a month at least, you know, it
seems like I'm pulling for them. If I say it'll
be this week, it means I'm rooting against them.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Now.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Would it be in bad taste to put down bets
on this, Oh of course it'd be in bad taste.
But let's do it anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Okay, Honestly, if I were to bet, not that I'm
a betting man, but if I were to bet, I'm saying,
you know, probably.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Be before the week is out. Yeah, that's what I
was gonna say.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Before Friday, someone will have another blade inside of them
and won't be Wesley snipes.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Sam's not going to give you rim shots. But Daniel
was out then happen. No, no, no, I'm gonna say,
let's pretend this is like stabbing poker. I'm gonna say
before the end of the week. Okay, before you said,
my like isn't Tuesday?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Well, what the end of the week is? Saturday? I'm
gonna say at least Friday.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yes, we will use the calendar in which Sunday is
the first day of the week. Okay, Saturday. I honestly
think it's going to be. Before we signed off for
name of that movie called Classic that will.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Call your Saturday and I will see you Friday or
raise you Friday.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Sam, you want to throw some chips in on this,
I can I do the was it the price is right?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Thing?
Speaker 6 (15:37):
And bet one dollar the retail price is not going
all happened tonight?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Well, you know, look old.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
If the person gets to that stab can can we
at least use a set of minifit?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Uh, you know, I've read that study.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
I've got issues, But I've read the study that Trump
was sighting, and i got issues.
Speaker 11 (15:58):
I'll talk to Menifen as ask menifin. Men, I don't
know if we can even say that on the radio. Well,
he said it, so I can say it. He's the president,
so yeah, well he's the president. But I'm saying the FCC, Well,
the FCC is not on our side. The FCC can't
necessarily throw us off the air for repeating.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
The president, can we, Menifen?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Can you hear like someone in the background is trying
to trying to coach them along through the word listen
real close, say right there, right there, right right there,
right there, right there. Listen, let's glove, we're gonna turn
it off. Put your ear closer to your phone. On
the radio, there's someone speaking in the background telling him
how to phonetically say aceita, menafin.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Someone was trying to say aceda.
Speaker 11 (16:47):
You see it right in the background, aceita, Menifen.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
New rule. I wanna go Bill Maher for a second.
New rule.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
You can't ban it if you can't say it. KFI
AM six forty WeLive everywhere, the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 9 (17:03):
I said, menifin you're listening to Later with Moe Kelly
on demand from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Think You Love Me, Mary Jay playing no Games, KFI
Later with mo Kelly five on YouTube and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
California Governor Gavenus he is.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Pretty busy as of late sign and stuff, trying to
change the law, trying to get his his profile out
there as he gets ready to run for president. Yeah,
he's running for president. I know he hasn't officially announced,
but he's running. But he signed a bill today to
roll back this plan tax increase on the state's legal
(17:49):
cannabis industry.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
See, it's been real difficult for.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Legitimate cannabis businesses to get off the ground and to thrive,
and there's still a black market for cannabis because they
can still undersell the legitimate businesses. AB five sixty four
will not only reverse a scheduled twenty five percent tax
increase on the cannabis industry. So think about that, there
(18:13):
was a scheduled twenty five percent tax increase on legitimate
cannabis businesses, as if that would put them out of business.
And we've talked to a number of people who are
inside the industry over the course of the years on
this show and previously The Mokelly Show, and they said
the hardest thing about the business was the entry costs,
where it's anywhere between a half a million to a
(18:35):
million dollars to set up a legitimate, legitimate dispensary, and
then when you have the taxes on top of that,
it's like, well, there's no way you can compete as
a legitimate business as opposed to someone who's in their
backyard and just growing stuff and selling it either on
the corner or out of their house like that, you
can't compete. And this was supposed to be an economic
(18:57):
boon for the state of California, much in a way
that the state Latta was supposed to be. But we
all know how that turned out. This is turning out
in a similar way, you know. But in addition to
this tax break, Newsom said that he's also taken measures
to increase enforcement efforts against illegal operators. Okay, that's neither
here nor there. You're not really making it substantively more.
(19:23):
It's simple or easier for legitimate businesses to get going
or to thrive. According to the stats, since twenty twenty two,
the United excuse me, the Unified Cannabis Enforcement Task Force
has seized and destroyed over three hundred and seventeen tons
of illegal cannabis.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
So what does that tell you?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
There is a thriving black market for weed having nothing
to do with this legitimate market, and the black market
is doing much better than the legitimate market. And he
may wonders like, well, what's the upside of going into, uh,
the cannabis industry. Well, if you can get in, if
you have the money to get in, then it can
(20:06):
be very very fruitful for you, you know, can profitable.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Well.
Speaker 8 (20:11):
See, the thing is is, like I think a lot
of a lot of talk about the illegality of a
lot of these businesses by the State of California. I
think they use that a little too broadly and a
little too loosely, because there are individuals who buy these
licenses to open up. It is the actual distribution that
(20:34):
they don't necessarily get and they're their their promised.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Hey, yeah, you can open it up and it is legal.
Speaker 8 (20:39):
But but but if the police come and shut you
down and arrest you, Oh well, so it's almost like, yes, here,
here's your here's your license. You can put a plus
sign in front of your store adverta agree one. But
if the police come in, well then they're going to
arrest you. And then that's just more money for us
because then your process and all that. So it is
(21:00):
a big trick bag, so to say, for you to
even try to get in. And then once again, it
made it when they first laust this, it was to
try to decriminalize and make it more so that minorities
could make legal money off of something they were doing anyway,
but they priced them out. They said, oh right, you're
never going to be able to actually make money, not legally.
(21:20):
Not legally you could, but here's the thing we're going
to Okay, it will turn a blind eye.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
But if you get caught, oh well.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yeah we wont what isaf We seek you out and
quote unquote send you to jail for possession or limited
amounts of distribution. But you sure as hell they're gonna
set up your own shop. Yeah, right where you are,
you're not going to use it. Have you have you
ever really noticed where dispensaries are. They're in the suburbs,
they're not in the hood. They are not available to
(21:51):
certain communities as far as as a potential business operation.
Now you you the customers will come from all communities.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
But you look at the location of the dispensaries. Uh,
they're not in the hood. That was not There's one
not too far from us here in Burbank.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, Burbank, Torrents, all suburbs, you know, Yeah, you know,
and now you know with the himp market online, it's
even it's the amount of money changing hands is ungodly.
The amount of money changing hands, which is not accessible
(22:28):
to many communities is ungodly.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, it's later with Mo Kelly k if.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
I am six forty, We're live every Wedning, I heart
rate up and I have a question which real quick,
what is going to be coming first? Is it going
to be the rapture or Talanaw's lawsuit regarding autism, because
they're not both going to happen. I mean, if I'm
about betting man Tylan All, they're drawing up that lawsuit
right now.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
And you say, Mo, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Well, you probably hurt the president earlier today and this
is just an aside a parenthetical. You probably heard the
president today talking about how Thailand all is the link
between you know, not having autism and having autism. And
he mentioned Thailand all by name.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
How do I know? Because he couldn't pronounce the ceda menafhine.
That's how I know.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
And I'm saying like, if you say Thailand all, that's
a brand, that's not a medication. That's like saying Virginia
Slims is responsible for all lung cancer you know, or
or Coca Cola is responsible for I don't know, a
fib yeah, congestive heart failure. You can't call out a brand.
(23:32):
If you call out a medication or a substance, you
would be okay. But when you call out Thailand all
by name. Look, he would have done better if you
just said and said he came out with asked something
asset asset if you say asked either metaphine as I'm
(23:57):
just hearing this, Okay, let's see, let's listen close, let's
let's put our ears closer to the to the radio
or the iHeartRadio app on your phone.
Speaker 10 (24:08):
I think he's telling on himself. Ass said them as.
It's like he looks like you declare it. I said it,
not meant it, I said men.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
A sim asked Adam as Adam, Adam eat them Epstein Menaphin,
I think it's Epstein, as he said, ask Epstein about him.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
You figured it out, men, or close enough. It's gonna
be one of the others.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
It's it's gonna be the lawsuit from Talanall or the rapture.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Oh, you know that was funny. I Am six forty
Belive everywherey iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 9 (25:05):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty when Mo Kelly one Kay.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Six Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app and YouTube. And yes,
we are still under twenty.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Four hour.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Watch.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
So when the rapture begins, if it begins, we'll have
for you.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
We will go straight to the twenty four newsroom and
Mark Ronner will start reporting on the rapture.
Speaker 8 (25:41):
Wait, but what if it's like a final snap and
all of a sudden, I'm looking at you.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
You just we do the best we can with what
we have.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Okay, all we can do is tell you we will
try to stay on the air as long as we
can and people start disappearing and fade into the ether
because the rapture has begun, or if the mic all
of a sudden goes silent, and all of a sudden
mid sentence, you hear me talking, that's the rapture.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Aren't you an optimist?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
That's Oh look come on, man, you gotta think positively.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Ah yeah, okay, well at least your self esteem. You
all's going to bet against themselves. As far as not
being eligible to be raptured? Is that even in the Bible.
I don't think that's in the Bible.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
It's as well put its way. They do talk about
the end times. Look, you talked about it ghostbusters. We
talked about courses in the ball.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Okay, ghost pasters headed for a disaster of biblical proportion?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
What do you mean biblical? What he means this Old Testament?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Yes, the real wrath of God type stuff, fire and
brimstone coming down from the skies, rivers and seas, forty
years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes, the bed rising from the
great human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Enough, I get the point mass hysteria. Did I hear
zombies in the people rising from the grave? Yes, yes
you did. This is exciting. Now come on, I.
Speaker 8 (27:05):
Keep talking about the zompac is probably coming within the
next two days.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
We are living through history, the end Times. That was
the I think the plot of what was it Ghostbusters too?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yes, yes, and we get the broadcast the end of
the world or at least the end of the world.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
For some people.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Did you hear about what the TSA is looking for?
TSA is saying that you need to Well.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
You can keep your shoes on. You can keep your
shoes on now.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
But you can't bring just any old toothbrush through the
TSA anyborn. Certain types of toothbrushes will not be allowed
in checked baggages. I for the longest only used a
manual toothbrush until about maybe three or four years ago
my wife got be hooked on electric toothbrush.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Changed my life, changed my life.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Only problem is you have to be careful when you
travel with them because depending on the battery, if it's
lithium battery, you can't take it on the plane anymore,
at least in your checked luggage. You got to keep
it in your carry on because it might get too
hot and explode and take down the plane. So now
(28:16):
they're checking TSA. They are are checking your bags that
you send through the X ray scanner for certain types
of electric toothbrushes.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Wall I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (28:27):
You said you can check it in your carry on,
but not in your checked luggage.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Correct, Like the your lithium batteries that you have for
your phone and everything, you can have that in your
carry on. There's something about when it's placed in the
pressure in the cargo hold, there's a propensity for these
lithium ion batteries. I'm not a scientist. I'm just saying
it's hotter down there, the pressure is different, and it
just if something were to happen and were to start
(28:55):
a fire and there's nothing that could be done.
Speaker 8 (28:57):
I would just rather than say don't bring it at all,
I don't either, because there are a lot of like
I'll have backup batteries for my phone that I specifically
do not take with me on a plane because I
don't want to have it confiscated and thrown away like that's.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Well, that's thirty dollars gone. Yeah, So that's the only
reason why I don't. And I assume that there are
a bunch of other mother fathers who probably do it anyway,
and I'll never know, And if the plane explodes, it'll
take another seven months for them to figure out Oh yeah,
it was a lithium battery in the cargo hold.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Well, yes, is it good?
Speaker 6 (29:29):
It sounds like you could actually do something about it.
If it's in carry on, you can actually see the
fire and smoke and do something. Don't pour water on it,
Apparently that makes lithium fire.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
It's worse.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yes, yes, hopefully I'll never be on an airplane having
to figure that out. You know, someone's got a fire
with their their cell phone. It's like, does anyone have
a water No? No, no, mightn't you just throw grease
on it? That'll make it even better? So I have
(30:01):
to take a carry on. Now, you gotta take your toothbrush,
at least the electric kind in your carry on or
TSA will confiscate it and then do a full body
search of you, make sure you didn't put your toothbrush
somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Trying to okay, never mind, is it the rapture yet?
Speaker 6 (30:21):
And I think all of us are waiting.
Speaker 8 (30:24):
I'm checking my phone.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I'm looking for the rapture countdown. There's no app. There's
gotta be a rapture app, quake apps.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
There should be a rapture countdown app somewhere. Someone should
have put one together. I would have been very cool,
because I need to know. Look, I don't want to
be caught with my pants down during the rapture.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I don't want to be in the shower. I don't
want want to be on the john trying to push
your deuce.
Speaker 8 (30:59):
Oh wait a minute, okay, right here on on the
Google Store, rapture ready, eternity ready. These are different apps.
Oh the rapture Detector. Okay, alright, alright, Rapture Radar.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
This is amazing to pay. I think this one is free,
free app.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yeah, probably malware, but go Aheadah yeah sure.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, fine, we're gonna need the money.
That's true, that's true.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I don't know if I'm if I'm fully protected from
the rapture.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
I have not really, Uh, you don't need a condom,
just just bear back it.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Just take the rapture raw, raw, dog baby. I don't
know if I want the rapture raw. Look, that sounds
like it's gonna burn.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Whatever you get, it wouldn't show up for three days,
and by then you're raptured.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Joe, see the doctor.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Let's go be on the box score when we come back,
assuming we're not raptured. Between now and then. Okay, if
I am six forty, we got to talk about gambling.
We have to talk about uh, what's his name? Bill Belichick?
Who brought his girlfriend down to the sidelines during the game.
It's like, really odd stuff, really weird stuff going on.
That's next. Yeah, we're still here. No rapture yet. Nope,
(32:21):
not yet.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
We're still here. Okay, I guess we'll go to the
news break. Nope, we're still here. We're still here. No rapture.
Wait is Mark rapture? He's off the quiet over there?
(32:42):
Where did MARKO? What happened to the news?
Speaker 5 (32:45):
I'm doing important news stuff right now. I don't have
time to be raptured.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
If you like that, we thought we lost you for
a minute.
Speaker 11 (32:51):
I thought the right way was going away in.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
This show and lead till everyone. This is gonna be
word of the worlds orson welles up in here. No,
what do you mean rapture with you people?
Speaker 5 (33:01):
Oh no, no, but I say you people again again.
Your pointy hat slipped out. It just slipped right out.
I don't know what I was saying. Okay, this is awkward.
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You and the
rest of the clan, go ahead and do the news.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
That's just great. Anytime now. I'm ready when you are
Speaker 9 (33:27):
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