February 6, 2025 • 32 mins
ICYMI: Hour One of ‘Later, with Mo’Kelly’ Presents – A look at General Motor’s decision to lay off half the staff of its robotaxi subsidiary ‘Cruise’ AND some truly, unintentionally hilarious classic TV commercials…PLUS – Thoughts on Marcus Jordan, son of NBA Legend Michael Jordan, dropping his father’s name in what appears to be an effort to avoid getting arrested - on KFI AM 640…Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Mister Kelly here KFI AM six forty. We are alive
everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. I wish you had more
faith in me, because I tried to tell you. I
tried to tell you. Maybe you're unfamiliar with later with
Mo Kelly the show, maybe you're unfamiliar with me. But
I have these little axioms in life that I live by.
(00:44):
I try to tell you. One of my chief ones
is the roach theory. You've heard it before, probably, but
just bear with me. Someone hasn't. I have this belief
if you should see a roach in your house, unfortunate
as that might be, if you see a roach scurrying
across the floor, let's say one in the morning, because
you flick the light on, that one roach is not
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what you should be most concerned with. You should be
more concerned with the hundreds, likely which are in the walls.
It's cousins, it's you know, baby mama's I don't know,
free loading neighbors who come by asking for a cup
of sugar and never leave. My point is what you
don't see is probably more important and more impactful than what.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You do see or what you already know.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
When I opened the news today, and I saw this
news alert on my phone which said that a japan
Airlines flight struck a delta plane at Seattle Airport. Here
Mark Ronner. First, I thought of Mark Ronner. Thanks for
the calis. I associate all things Seattle with Mark Ronner,
including air disasters. That's great, yeah, yeah, like a mnemonic device.
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But also it highlighted what I'd already been saying. How
many times have I talked with you earnestly about how
you don't know about half the stuff which goes on.
We're now focused on it because of the tragic midair
collision just outside of Reagan National Airport and the Potomac.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
We're aware of it. It's like it's on our consciousness now.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
But because of that original disaster, have you seen all
the other stories about how the Associated Press reviewed a
federal database that cataloged these near misses and all these
other issues which just never made the media. In fact,
last day, there was a helicopter which passed just three
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hundred feet below a commercial airliner, triggering a cockpit cockpit
collision avoidance alert and prompting the jets pilots to file
a report with the Aviation Safety Reporting system.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Did you know about that? No, I didn't. It wasn't
reported to the general public.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
And I was telling you because of my proximity to
my sister who worked at LAX for dozens and dozens
of years. These types of incidents, I wouldn't say are common,
but there's so much which happens outside the public view
that you and I are just not told about. Now
that everyone is paying attention and it's focused, we're going
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to hear about more and more stuff which either did
happen or almost happened.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
And was just never reported to the press.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
And I don't say this to scare you, but I've
always had a healthy concern with modern air travel. And
so again, when I saw the story today that Japan
Airlines flight had struck a delta plade on the tarmac,
of course, at Seattle Airport, it should remind you and
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me that there are more things going on out.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
There that we're just not told about.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's not a conspiracy, because not all all this is
going to be reported to the media all the time.
I just know that in a time like this, and
here's the real point, and a time like this in
which we've been firing FAA leadership in a time like this,
there's a question of whether we have enough air traffic controllers,
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and a time like this, when we're finding out the
other issues and problems which have not floated to the
surface as far as being reported, you should look at
all this just a little bit differently. I don't know
about you, but I do because what happened today with
that Japan Airlines, as far as I'm concerned, that's just
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the latest roach.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I know, crude analogy, but you get the point.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
There are obviously more issues than we've been aware of.
This is not to cast dispersion, This is not to
point the finger, this is not to assess blame.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I am just talking.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
About we know more now about issues in our federal
airspace than we did two or three weeks ago, and
we're going to learn more and more because more is
going to come out because journalists, if they actually do
their damn jobs, will find out more. We will learn more,
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and hopefully that will be a roadmap to just journalism
in general. Well they'll actually dig and find the truth
and find out more and then use that information for
the enlightenment of all of us.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Right, Mark, you know, the only problem I have with
your analogy is that roaches can survive bumping into each other.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
They can't. Planes are not so much. I didn't say
that planes are roaches. Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
But as far as what we perceive to be an
issue or a problem, it's usually the stuff that we
don't know about, or we should be more concerned with
the stuff and the things and the creatures we don't see.
You know, we could pull out the raids. Let me
just extend the analogy. We could pull out the raid
can and hopefully kill that one roach.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I think ignorance is the one thing, like HP Lovecraft
said at one point, that allows us to maintain our sanity.
If we knew all the things that almost happen, we
would lose our minds.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh absolutely.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
And I know from just what my wife would tell
me about the restaurant industry, what they do to prepare
for the health department to come in and assess whether
they're worthy of an AB or an F. If you
knew what restaurants were doing the other three hundred and
sixty four days of the year, instead of just preparing
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for that one day when the health inspector comes in,
you probably would never eat out again.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Well, and I know you're a fan of the nineteen
seventy eight Invasion of the Body Snatchers, where the hero
of the movie is a health inspector. Yes, And the
movie starts out with him finding a rat turret in
a restaurant and the guy says here, and the guy
says it's a kipper. Well, okay, if it's a caper,
then let's have you eat it, and curiously enough did not.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Nope.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
That's how I just wanted to start off tonight. Give
you something to think about. There's a lot more about
what we don't see as opposed to what we do.
When we come back, we have to talk about how
Tuala is still celebrating because word has come down that Cruise,
the chief competitor of Weaimo, had to lay off half
of its staff.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yes, so you know Tuala is like, yes, all.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
All my promotion of Weaimo is paying off and I'm
going to get a raised from Waimo.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Is he wearing any new uh bling, any any expensive
wristwatches anything like that.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
He doesn't wear jewelry, but he just he buys things.
I just noticed he has more new things. He has
not developed a taste for rolexes. No, he's just things.
That's you know, get some new clothes, new shoes. Yeah,
that laugh kind of said at all. Oh, I know
it's true. It's true. That's coming up next on Later
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with mo Kelly, caf I AM six forty Live Everywhere,
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Speaker 4 (08:03):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
We have talked extensively about Weimo, the autonomous taxi if
you will company. We've had a lot of fun with
Weimo talking about some of the issues and problems with
the individual cars, how they've been assaulted, how they've been
attacked and set on fire. And we've gone back and
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forth about whether our society is either ready for the
technology or whether the technology.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Is ready for our society.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
But there was another company in that battle for supremacy
as far as robotaxis. We talked about Cruise, but not
as often obviously, as Weimo and Cruz did not have
the early success of gaining entrance into various markets. We
know that Weimo was in Northern California's San Francisco, Southern
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California are thinking Phoenix as well, and other markets, but
Cruise which was a subsidiary of GM, never had that
type of market penetration. Today, Cruz, the robotaxi unit of GM,
laid off approximately half of its workforce, including the CEO.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
It's done.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It is done, and we're talking about more than one
thousand employees.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
One thousand.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
According to GM, they will fold Cruise back into the
parent company and they'll just work on expanding the capabilities
of what it's called the super Cruse, which has assisted
self driving and that system, and then still work on
fully autonomous vehicles. But they're leaving the robotaxi market, if
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you want to call it that altogether.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Quote.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
While not an easy decision, we are focused on combining
efforts with General Motors to accelerate autonomy at scale on
personal autonomous vehicles. In others, we're getting out of the
taxi market. Yeah, Toilette, you can go ahead and do
your victory dance and take a victory lap because you
single handedly killed off weaymo's competition because of your celebrity endorsement.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I am only happy to hear GM backing out of
the robo taxi race, if only because Waymo has already won.
That's one. That's one you haven't heard a single incident
or any disruption since Waymo has taken to the freeway.
(10:42):
We have not I know you all were ready to
go next week. You know there's gonna be waiting. Haven't
had one, and Waymo's already gone the freeway. Have already
seen it. I've already seen them on the freeway, so
we're already good there. But I am happy to hear
GM taking their lead from Waymo and reinvesting their research
and their development into better enhancing our self driving experience,
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because that's the next phase of self driving technology. Once
way mow is already out the streets, we need to
then also enhance the smart technology of all the cars
around it as they begin rolling out.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I don't expect to be driving assuming that I'm still
living in my eighties.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I don't have any desire to drive into my eighties.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
My hope, my wish is the technology is such where
I won't have to worry about it and I'll just
have a completely autonomous vehicle.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
We we're talking about in the twenty forties at that point, yep.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
If the technology is right in let's say in twenty
years where we're living in the world, which is similar
to Minority Report and what Tom Cruise had we've seen,
or even a total recall with the Johnny Taxis. I'm
all for it. I'm all for it. I just know
that we're not there yet. I want the technology to succeed.
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I just don't know if we as a society are
mature enough for the technology. And I don't know if
our infrastructure is such that it can accommodate these robotaxis
with the level of technology they have right now.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It's so weird you keep using this word if And
I laugh heartily when I hear IF in a reference
to self driving and autonomous technology. If only because just today,
just today, one of my co workers at the school,
Big C. Caesar, he has a Tesla and he had
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to take u Tesla into the shop and so he
got a loaner Tesla and he's showing me the Tesla
key today and the Tesla key is shaped like a Tesla,
and everywhere on the Tesla key, just the remote it
activates something on the Tesla loaner. If he hits the
engine portion of the toy car onto, it'll start up
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the engine. He can roll down the windows by tapping
the windows on this remote. He can then also press
the top of the toy car remote thing twice and
guess what the car will do. It will literally exit
the parking lot, come to and pull up right in
front of where he is because you can summon the
car self driving.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
When did Elon Musk get to you? Does he? Did
he kidnap a five?
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Look?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
This is this is This is about self driving technology
and the future of autonomy that we are now embarking
on led by Waimo. Waymo should get all of this credit.
Just do this has nothing to do. Look, I am
not being a sponsored nor is this an endorsement of Waimo.
This is an endorsement of future. Liar, I am a futurist.
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I want to see the future.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Now.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Let me let me let me be serious for a second.
When I was going to the airport for my most
recent trip to Chicago, got an Uber and the guy
had like the latest Tesla. I guess this is the
vehicle that he only uses for Uber, and I gotta
say I enjoyed the experience the whole idea. They have
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this thing called like testlavision, whereas the three sixty you
could just be in the car and the windows completely
blacked out, like from the movie bird Box.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yes, and you would be able to see.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
All the cars around you, including what's written on the
street below you.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
It was incredible.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I test drove a cyber truck at the auto show
last year and you did what is unreal what it
can see?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, don't run past that.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Okay, you were secretly test driving a cyber truck, not
secret Welcome to the future foods. No, no, no, no, you were
going to dip your toe in that elon musk water.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
I always wanted to try. I'm not going to buy one,
but I thought steal it. No, but it's you're not lying.
I mean it'll actually show you the street light. Yes,
it'll show you if it's red light, green light. It
shows people on like if you're the people on the crosswalk,
someone walking versus on a bike versus on a scooter.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
It's incredible where you could have no windows.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
And you'll see everything. You'll see everything.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
And to to Walla's point, yeah, that the key thing
is pretty bad ass because I've seen it in action too.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Now I'm not a love I love technology.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I love the future that is going to bring to
us because of this advanced technology. I am not naive
in the sense of there's gonna be a lot of
bumps and bruises along the way, because we've had quote
unquote self driving cars for a while varying levels, and
then they end up watching Harry Potter or playing with Nintendo,
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and they end up in the side of a wall dead.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Listen, I think you should start slow, get one of
those seats that carry up the stairs of your house.
Don't go rushing into an automated car. The only thing
wrong with that is I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yes you do. I don't know what the name of
the p was, but you know, sit in your chair
and ride up the stairs, I.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Said, And I was thinking, like, you know what, that
might be helpful in my house.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
You know, even if you're not old. They do look
kind of fun to ride. Yeah, except when you think
about what happened to the person in the chair in Grimlins.
Then you think to yourself, maybe not i've ever seen gremlins.
You've never seen Grimlins. H The guy got into the
chair and tried to escape the Grimlins, and he could
he was too old to go up the stair himself.
And he got in the chair and the Grimmins had
been messing with the controls and it zipped him up
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and down and then just shot him out the window
in his motorized chair. I like your gremlin based argument
against that technology, you know, That's what I'm stuck one.
How can you be on this show and not have
seen gremlins?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
That's weird. You probably haven't seen goonies either, Huh No,
I haven't. What the hell you're listening to him?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Later with Moe Kelly on Demand from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Last segment, we were talking about Cruise, the robo taxi
and competition to Waimo.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Cruise is basically no more.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
They fired its CEO, they laid off some thousand other employees,
and it led us into a conversation talking about emerging
technology autonomous vehicles. My personal concerns Twallas all in, there's
nothing you can tell him. He's bought and paid for,
so there's nothing, no type of criticism that we can
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Speaker 2 (26:23):
I hope to never be arrested.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I hope my one stint in jail and Disneyland scared
me straight enough. But if I should ever be stopped
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Or don't you know who my father is? Okay, you
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If I'm not mistaken, he, according to the video which
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Because it happens to all of us, right, especially when
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We make the wrong turn and we end up on
train tracks in the woods and unable to free our car. Well,
that is what happened, and that is the lead up
to this audio where police approach Marcus Jordan and ask
him what's going on.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Marcus says, my car is stuck.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Can you give us some help or push or something,
and the police are saying no, no, no, no, you
seem to be inebriated. Here's the audio, and Marcus Jordan
wasted no time invoking his famous father, as if that
was going to make a difference.
Speaker 14 (28:08):
Bro I'm Marcaus Jordan, I'm Michael Jordan's son, I'm not
doing anything wrong.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Wait, let me just stop right there. If you should
be stopped by the police, don't address him as bro. Dude, bro,
none of that, homie. No, No, you don't know them
like that, and that probably is going to hasten your
path to drail.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Bro.
Speaker 8 (28:34):
I'm Marcus Jordan, I'm Michael Jordan's son. I'm not doing
anything wrong. I'm just trying to get home and I
made a wrong.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
Turn, okay, And clearly we would just like to get
our car off of train tracks.
Speaker 14 (28:52):
Which we were not trying to be on.
Speaker 10 (29:01):
I mean, I just I'm just saying, if there's six
of us.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
And we throw this thing in reverse, well I've already
got concerns for your level of pairment anyways. Okay, So
that's why, because it's not alcohol coming from you, and
you're on train tracks.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Okay, so man, just listen to me. That's why I
don't want you back behind the wheel anyways.
Speaker 8 (29:19):
Okay, I'm fine behind the wheel.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I just would like to get my car out.
Speaker 8 (29:23):
Of the deal with that after after this. Okay, we'll
deal with that after this.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
But that's why I had to get you out of
the car, okay, because here's spending tires.
Speaker 8 (29:32):
Here's slur speech from you. You're driving on train tracks.
Speaker 14 (29:34):
I'm not slurring anything, and I'm I'm letting you know
I have concerns.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
What I appreciate driving a vehicle. I can't let you
back behind the car drive a vehicle.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
I appreciate your concern. Yeah, I don't want but I
am not.
Speaker 10 (29:51):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Bro, Bro, I am not inebriated.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Don't you know that I'm Marcus Jordan's Michael Jordan's Do
you know what Marcus Jordan is best known for?
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Uh? Coming from the loins of Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
No, he's actually more known for dating the ex wife
of Scottie Pippen.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
That's not a thing I would have known though.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Well, but it's one of those things where like, uh,
why would you date your dad's co worker's ex wife.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Why you've never been on porn Hub? Come on, that's
not real, is it. I thought they were documentary. I
thought we were all documentary.
Speaker 12 (30:42):
Bro.
Speaker 8 (30:44):
Bro, I'm Marca, I'm Michael Jordan's side.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
You're losing right there, you lost the plot. Okay, you're
going to jail, Bro, You're going to jail because you're slurring.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
I'm I'm Marcus Jordan's bro.
Speaker 8 (31:03):
I'm Marcus Jordan.
Speaker 14 (31:04):
I'm Michael Jordan's sud. I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm
just trying to get home and I made.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
A wrong turn, because we all make a wrong turn
and end up on railroad tracks unable to extricate ourselves.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yeah, bro, bro, Bro, I'm Marcus Jordan.
Speaker 14 (31:25):
I'm Michael Jordan's sud. I'm not doing anything wrong.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
You should say less.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
If you have cocaine in your car, do as little
talking as possible. Say less, and you at least have
a fighting chance. But when you start with bro, they
know you're drunk.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
Bro.
Speaker 8 (31:44):
I'm Marcus Jordan. I'm Michael Jordan's side.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
And I used to date my dad's coworker's ex wife,
Larsa Pippin. I mean, she's fine, but it's just kind
of weird that that's never buy can if I am sex.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
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Mister Kelly here KFI AM six forty. We are alive
everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. I wish you had more
faith in me, because I tried to tell you. I
tried to tell you. Maybe you're unfamiliar with later with
Mo Kelly the show, maybe you're unfamiliar with me. But
I have these little axioms in life that I live by.
(00:44):
I try to tell you. One of my chief ones
is the roach theory. You've heard it before, probably, but
just bear with me. Someone hasn't. I have this belief
if you should see a roach in your house, unfortunate
as that might be, if you see a roach scurrying
across the floor, let's say one in the morning, because
you flick the light on, that one roach is not
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what you should be most concerned with. You should be
more concerned with the hundreds, likely which are in the walls.
It's cousins, it's you know, baby mama's I don't know,
free loading neighbors who come by asking for a cup
of sugar and never leave. My point is what you
don't see is probably more important and more impactful than what.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You do see or what you already know.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
When I opened the news today, and I saw this
news alert on my phone which said that a japan
Airlines flight struck a delta plane at Seattle Airport. Here
Mark Ronner. First, I thought of Mark Ronner. Thanks for
the calis. I associate all things Seattle with Mark Ronner,
including air disasters. That's great, yeah, yeah, like a mnemonic device.
(01:58):
But also it highlighted what I'd already been saying. How
many times have I talked with you earnestly about how
you don't know about half the stuff which goes on.
We're now focused on it because of the tragic midair
collision just outside of Reagan National Airport and the Potomac.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
We're aware of it. It's like it's on our consciousness now.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
But because of that original disaster, have you seen all
the other stories about how the Associated Press reviewed a
federal database that cataloged these near misses and all these
other issues which just never made the media. In fact,
last day, there was a helicopter which passed just three
(02:46):
hundred feet below a commercial airliner, triggering a cockpit cockpit
collision avoidance alert and prompting the jets pilots to file
a report with the Aviation Safety Reporting system.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Did you know about that? No, I didn't. It wasn't
reported to the general public.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
And I was telling you because of my proximity to
my sister who worked at LAX for dozens and dozens
of years. These types of incidents, I wouldn't say are common,
but there's so much which happens outside the public view
that you and I are just not told about. Now
that everyone is paying attention and it's focused, we're going
(03:24):
to hear about more and more stuff which either did
happen or almost happened.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
And was just never reported to the press.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
And I don't say this to scare you, but I've
always had a healthy concern with modern air travel. And
so again, when I saw the story today that Japan
Airlines flight had struck a delta plade on the tarmac,
of course, at Seattle Airport, it should remind you and
(03:53):
me that there are more things going on out.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
There that we're just not told about.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's not a conspiracy, because not all all this is
going to be reported to the media all the time.
I just know that in a time like this, and
here's the real point, and a time like this in
which we've been firing FAA leadership in a time like this,
there's a question of whether we have enough air traffic controllers,
(04:19):
and a time like this, when we're finding out the
other issues and problems which have not floated to the
surface as far as being reported, you should look at
all this just a little bit differently. I don't know
about you, but I do because what happened today with
that Japan Airlines, as far as I'm concerned, that's just
(04:42):
the latest roach.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I know, crude analogy, but you get the point.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
There are obviously more issues than we've been aware of.
This is not to cast dispersion, This is not to
point the finger, this is not to assess blame.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I am just talking.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
About we know more now about issues in our federal
airspace than we did two or three weeks ago, and
we're going to learn more and more because more is
going to come out because journalists, if they actually do
their damn jobs, will find out more. We will learn more,
(05:20):
and hopefully that will be a roadmap to just journalism
in general. Well they'll actually dig and find the truth
and find out more and then use that information for
the enlightenment of all of us.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Right, Mark, you know, the only problem I have with
your analogy is that roaches can survive bumping into each other.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
They can't. Planes are not so much. I didn't say
that planes are roaches. Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
But as far as what we perceive to be an
issue or a problem, it's usually the stuff that we
don't know about, or we should be more concerned with
the stuff and the things and the creatures we don't see.
You know, we could pull out the raids. Let me
just extend the analogy. We could pull out the raid
can and hopefully kill that one roach.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I think ignorance is the one thing, like HP Lovecraft
said at one point, that allows us to maintain our sanity.
If we knew all the things that almost happen, we
would lose our minds.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh absolutely.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
And I know from just what my wife would tell
me about the restaurant industry, what they do to prepare
for the health department to come in and assess whether
they're worthy of an AB or an F. If you
knew what restaurants were doing the other three hundred and
sixty four days of the year, instead of just preparing
(06:36):
for that one day when the health inspector comes in,
you probably would never eat out again.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Well, and I know you're a fan of the nineteen
seventy eight Invasion of the Body Snatchers, where the hero
of the movie is a health inspector. Yes, And the
movie starts out with him finding a rat turret in
a restaurant and the guy says here, and the guy
says it's a kipper. Well, okay, if it's a caper,
then let's have you eat it, and curiously enough did not.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Nope.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
That's how I just wanted to start off tonight. Give
you something to think about. There's a lot more about
what we don't see as opposed to what we do.
When we come back, we have to talk about how
Tuala is still celebrating because word has come down that Cruise,
the chief competitor of Weaimo, had to lay off half
of its staff.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yes, so you know Tuala is like, yes, all.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
All my promotion of Weaimo is paying off and I'm
going to get a raised from Waimo.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Is he wearing any new uh bling, any any expensive
wristwatches anything like that.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
He doesn't wear jewelry, but he just he buys things.
I just noticed he has more new things. He has
not developed a taste for rolexes. No, he's just things.
That's you know, get some new clothes, new shoes. Yeah,
that laugh kind of said at all. Oh, I know
it's true. It's true. That's coming up next on Later
(08:00):
with mo Kelly, caf I AM six forty Live Everywhere,
the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
We have talked extensively about Weimo, the autonomous taxi if
you will company. We've had a lot of fun with
Weimo talking about some of the issues and problems with
the individual cars, how they've been assaulted, how they've been
attacked and set on fire. And we've gone back and
(08:30):
forth about whether our society is either ready for the
technology or whether the technology.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Is ready for our society.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
But there was another company in that battle for supremacy
as far as robotaxis. We talked about Cruise, but not
as often obviously, as Weimo and Cruz did not have
the early success of gaining entrance into various markets. We
know that Weimo was in Northern California's San Francisco, Southern
(09:01):
California are thinking Phoenix as well, and other markets, but
Cruise which was a subsidiary of GM, never had that
type of market penetration. Today, Cruz, the robotaxi unit of GM,
laid off approximately half of its workforce, including the CEO.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
It's done.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It is done, and we're talking about more than one
thousand employees.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
One thousand.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
According to GM, they will fold Cruise back into the
parent company and they'll just work on expanding the capabilities
of what it's called the super Cruse, which has assisted
self driving and that system, and then still work on
fully autonomous vehicles. But they're leaving the robotaxi market, if
(09:53):
you want to call it that altogether.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Quote.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
While not an easy decision, we are focused on combining
efforts with General Motors to accelerate autonomy at scale on
personal autonomous vehicles. In others, we're getting out of the
taxi market. Yeah, Toilette, you can go ahead and do
your victory dance and take a victory lap because you
single handedly killed off weaymo's competition because of your celebrity endorsement.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I am only happy to hear GM backing out of
the robo taxi race, if only because Waymo has already won.
That's one. That's one you haven't heard a single incident
or any disruption since Waymo has taken to the freeway.
(10:42):
We have not I know you all were ready to
go next week. You know there's gonna be waiting. Haven't
had one, and Waymo's already gone the freeway. Have already
seen it. I've already seen them on the freeway, so
we're already good there. But I am happy to hear
GM taking their lead from Waymo and reinvesting their research
and their development into better enhancing our self driving experience,
(11:07):
because that's the next phase of self driving technology. Once
way mow is already out the streets, we need to
then also enhance the smart technology of all the cars
around it as they begin rolling out.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I don't expect to be driving assuming that I'm still
living in my eighties.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I don't have any desire to drive into my eighties.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
My hope, my wish is the technology is such where
I won't have to worry about it and I'll just
have a completely autonomous vehicle.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
We we're talking about in the twenty forties at that point, yep.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
If the technology is right in let's say in twenty
years where we're living in the world, which is similar
to Minority Report and what Tom Cruise had we've seen,
or even a total recall with the Johnny Taxis. I'm
all for it. I'm all for it. I just know
that we're not there yet. I want the technology to succeed.
(12:02):
I just don't know if we as a society are
mature enough for the technology. And I don't know if
our infrastructure is such that it can accommodate these robotaxis
with the level of technology they have right now.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It's so weird you keep using this word if And
I laugh heartily when I hear IF in a reference
to self driving and autonomous technology. If only because just today,
just today, one of my co workers at the school,
Big C. Caesar, he has a Tesla and he had
(12:37):
to take u Tesla into the shop and so he
got a loaner Tesla and he's showing me the Tesla
key today and the Tesla key is shaped like a Tesla,
and everywhere on the Tesla key, just the remote it
activates something on the Tesla loaner. If he hits the
engine portion of the toy car onto, it'll start up
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the engine. He can roll down the windows by tapping
the windows on this remote. He can then also press
the top of the toy car remote thing twice and
guess what the car will do. It will literally exit
the parking lot, come to and pull up right in
front of where he is because you can summon the
car self driving.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
When did Elon Musk get to you? Does he? Did
he kidnap a five?
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Look?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
This is this is This is about self driving technology
and the future of autonomy that we are now embarking
on led by Waimo. Waymo should get all of this credit.
Just do this has nothing to do. Look, I am
not being a sponsored nor is this an endorsement of Waimo.
This is an endorsement of future. Liar, I am a futurist.
(13:44):
I want to see the future.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Now.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Let me let me let me be serious for a second.
When I was going to the airport for my most
recent trip to Chicago, got an Uber and the guy
had like the latest Tesla. I guess this is the
vehicle that he only uses for Uber, and I gotta
say I enjoyed the experience the whole idea. They have
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this thing called like testlavision, whereas the three sixty you
could just be in the car and the windows completely
blacked out, like from the movie bird Box.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yes, and you would be able to see.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
All the cars around you, including what's written on the
street below you.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
It was incredible.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I test drove a cyber truck at the auto show
last year and you did what is unreal what it
can see?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, don't run past that.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Okay, you were secretly test driving a cyber truck, not
secret Welcome to the future foods. No, no, no, no, you were
going to dip your toe in that elon musk water.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
I always wanted to try. I'm not going to buy one,
but I thought steal it. No, but it's you're not lying.
I mean it'll actually show you the street light. Yes,
it'll show you if it's red light, green light. It
shows people on like if you're the people on the crosswalk,
someone walking versus on a bike versus on a scooter.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
It's incredible where you could have no windows.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
And you'll see everything. You'll see everything.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
And to to Walla's point, yeah, that the key thing
is pretty bad ass because I've seen it in action too.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Now I'm not a love I love technology.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I love the future that is going to bring to
us because of this advanced technology. I am not naive
in the sense of there's gonna be a lot of
bumps and bruises along the way, because we've had quote
unquote self driving cars for a while varying levels, and
then they end up watching Harry Potter or playing with Nintendo,
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and they end up in the side of a wall dead.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Listen, I think you should start slow, get one of
those seats that carry up the stairs of your house.
Don't go rushing into an automated car. The only thing
wrong with that is I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yes you do. I don't know what the name of
the p was, but you know, sit in your chair
and ride up the stairs, I.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Said, And I was thinking, like, you know what, that
might be helpful in my house.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
You know, even if you're not old. They do look
kind of fun to ride. Yeah, except when you think
about what happened to the person in the chair in Grimlins.
Then you think to yourself, maybe not i've ever seen gremlins.
You've never seen Grimlins. H The guy got into the
chair and tried to escape the Grimlins, and he could
he was too old to go up the stair himself.
And he got in the chair and the Grimmins had
been messing with the controls and it zipped him up
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and down and then just shot him out the window
in his motorized chair. I like your gremlin based argument
against that technology, you know, That's what I'm stuck one.
How can you be on this show and not have
seen gremlins?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
That's weird. You probably haven't seen goonies either, Huh No,
I haven't. What the hell you're listening to him?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Later with Moe Kelly on Demand from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Last segment, we were talking about Cruise, the robo taxi
and competition to Waimo.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Cruise is basically no more.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
They fired its CEO, they laid off some thousand other employees,
and it led us into a conversation talking about emerging
technology autonomous vehicles. My personal concerns Twallas all in, there's
nothing you can tell him. He's bought and paid for,
so there's nothing, no type of criticism that we can
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No, I bet you could get some kind of sponsorship
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And here's here's why they're funny. Because the original woman,
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life alert things and we'd come over and visit you.
Take that stairlift for a joy ride, for sure.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah, wouldn't evenna tell everybody your age, Mark, I'm about
your age, probably a little younger.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
You sure about that? I just move on?
Speaker 11 (22:56):
Oh my goodness, you know I'm feeling I felt that?
Oh was It wasn't just pain, it was like anger
behind that. Why aren't you here already?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Test hurts? What's taking you so damn long? I'm sorry.
The only thing that's close to that. As I get older,
I'm more aware of these commercials.
Speaker 9 (23:27):
Thank you for calling Colonial Pen Life Insurance Company. I'm
glad I was able to help you today.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Hi.
Speaker 9 (23:34):
My name is Jonathan Lawson, and I'm a customer service
representative for Colonial Pen Life Insurance Company. Insurance can sometimes
be difficult to understand, but here at Colonial Pen to
make it simple. Alex Trebek has been representing Colonial Pen
for over ten years, and is he going to tell
you how we do it?
Speaker 12 (23:50):
Thanks Jonathan, I'm happy to be here with these knowledgeable
Colonial Pen representatives. I know that customer service is a
priority for them. I've been representing Colonial Pen for over
ten years talking about their thirty seventeen acceptance life insurance.
If you're fifty to eighty five, right a total free
number on and call for free information with this insurance,
(24:13):
no health questions either. Guaranteed you cannot be turned down
because of your health. Your rate will never go up
and your benefit will never go down.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
You to age.
Speaker 12 (24:23):
It costs less than thirty five cents a day. That's
less than the cost of a daily newspaper.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Call them now, what's the.
Speaker 9 (24:31):
Colonial pen. We've been serving our customers for over fifty years,
and we have over a half a million life insurance
policies in force that helped cover funeral costs.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Look, the only one that's better is tell you's well
for Brimley, Tell me you're going for.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Oh yeah, yeah. Diabetes. Diabetes.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Diabetes is the best.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I got diabetes.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
By the way, he was, he was only like thirty
five when he made those commercials.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
You thought they were like eighteen.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, because when he was at Cocoon, I could have
sworn he was seventy eight.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
It's insane.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
Y five.
Speaker 13 (25:08):
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Speaker 2 (25:11):
For a free meter from Liberty Medical.
Speaker 13 (25:14):
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confronted with choices. You can choose to feel sorry for yourself.
I hope you don't. I hope you choose to get
involved with a good doctor, find out some things about
diabetes and your own body. In the bargain, you'll learn
to check your own blood sugar and check it off. That,
along with a simple diet and exercise program, can help
(25:37):
keep your diabetes under control. If you're on Medicare, call
Liberty Medical. We'll help you keep your diabetes under control. First,
we'll give you free meter. No one is more serious
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That's why we're a proud sponsor of the American Diabetes
Association and their mission to prevent and cure diabetes.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
He was angry. He was mad that you had diabetes. Diamabetis.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
You have this whole lifespan of work, and that's what
you're known for, diabetes.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on Demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
I hope to never be arrested.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I hope my one stint in jail and Disneyland scared
me straight enough. But if I should ever be stopped
by the police, and I don't want that, But if
I should, the last thing I'm going to say is
something to the fact of don't you know who I am?
(26:49):
Or don't you know who my father is? Okay, you
know you're going to jail if you do some stuff
like that. Marcus Jordan, the son of the Michael Jordan,
was recently arrested for dui and also possession of cocaine.
(27:09):
If I'm not mistaken, he, according to the video which
is now out, made a wrong turn in his car
and somehow ended up on train tracks and unable to
remove his car from the train tracks.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Because it happens to all of us, right, especially when
we're sober.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
We make the wrong turn and we end up on
train tracks in the woods and unable to free our car. Well,
that is what happened, and that is the lead up
to this audio where police approach Marcus Jordan and ask
him what's going on.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Marcus says, my car is stuck.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Can you give us some help or push or something,
and the police are saying no, no, no, no, you
seem to be inebriated. Here's the audio, and Marcus Jordan
wasted no time invoking his famous father, as if that
was going to make a difference.
Speaker 14 (28:08):
Bro I'm Marcaus Jordan, I'm Michael Jordan's son, I'm not
doing anything wrong.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Wait, let me just stop right there. If you should
be stopped by the police, don't address him as bro. Dude, bro,
none of that, homie. No, No, you don't know them
like that, and that probably is going to hasten your
path to drail.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Bro.
Speaker 8 (28:34):
I'm Marcus Jordan, I'm Michael Jordan's son. I'm not doing
anything wrong. I'm just trying to get home and I
made a wrong.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
Turn, okay, And clearly we would just like to get
our car off of train tracks.
Speaker 14 (28:52):
Which we were not trying to be on.
Speaker 10 (29:01):
I mean, I just I'm just saying, if there's six
of us.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
And we throw this thing in reverse, well I've already
got concerns for your level of pairment anyways. Okay, So
that's why, because it's not alcohol coming from you, and
you're on train tracks.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Okay, so man, just listen to me. That's why I
don't want you back behind the wheel anyways.
Speaker 8 (29:19):
Okay, I'm fine behind the wheel.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I just would like to get my car out.
Speaker 8 (29:23):
Of the deal with that after after this. Okay, we'll
deal with that after this.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
But that's why I had to get you out of
the car, okay, because here's spending tires.
Speaker 8 (29:32):
Here's slur speech from you. You're driving on train tracks.
Speaker 14 (29:34):
I'm not slurring anything, and I'm I'm letting you know
I have concerns.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
What I appreciate driving a vehicle. I can't let you
back behind the car drive a vehicle.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
I appreciate your concern. Yeah, I don't want but I
am not.
Speaker 10 (29:51):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Bro, Bro, I am not inebriated.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Don't you know that I'm Marcus Jordan's Michael Jordan's Do
you know what Marcus Jordan is best known for?
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Uh? Coming from the loins of Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
No, he's actually more known for dating the ex wife
of Scottie Pippen.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
That's not a thing I would have known though.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Well, but it's one of those things where like, uh,
why would you date your dad's co worker's ex wife.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Why you've never been on porn Hub? Come on, that's
not real, is it. I thought they were documentary. I
thought we were all documentary.
Speaker 12 (30:42):
Bro.
Speaker 8 (30:44):
Bro, I'm Marca, I'm Michael Jordan's side.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
You're losing right there, you lost the plot. Okay, you're
going to jail, Bro, You're going to jail because you're slurring.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
I'm I'm Marcus Jordan's bro.
Speaker 8 (31:03):
I'm Marcus Jordan.
Speaker 14 (31:04):
I'm Michael Jordan's sud. I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm
just trying to get home and I made.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
A wrong turn, because we all make a wrong turn
and end up on railroad tracks unable to extricate ourselves.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yeah, bro, bro, Bro, I'm Marcus Jordan.
Speaker 14 (31:25):
I'm Michael Jordan's sud. I'm not doing anything wrong.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
You should say less.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
If you have cocaine in your car, do as little
talking as possible. Say less, and you at least have
a fighting chance. But when you start with bro, they
know you're drunk.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
Bro.
Speaker 8 (31:44):
I'm Marcus Jordan. I'm Michael Jordan's side.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
And I used to date my dad's coworker's ex wife,
Larsa Pippin. I mean, she's fine, but it's just kind
of weird that that's never buy can if I am sex.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
We're live everywhere the iHeartRadio app, untangling the mess until
it makes sense.
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