November 28, 2024 • 33 mins
ICYMI: Hour Three of ‘Later, with Mo’Kelly’ Presents – An in-depth analysis of the most viral stories of the week in “The Viral Load” with regular guest contributor Tiffany Hobbs weighing in on everything from an unusual view hidden behind a curtain at an Airbnb venue in Venice, Italy, has baffled users on Reddit, to a family who forgot to upgrade their cabin before they went on their cruise ended up living in rather close quarters for a week…PLUS - Cicada with STDs & a sexy crime report from 7-Eleven - on KFI AM 640…Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Later with mo Kelly on demand from
KFI a M six forty now.
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Social Facebook gets to exit talk the.
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Viral viral Load, Viral Load, the viral load.
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L Kfi mo Kelly, We're live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app.
Is now time for the Viral Load with Tiffany Hobbs.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Awesome pre Thanksgiving edition. A lot of people are on vacation.
It's it's common knowledge. This is one of the busiest
travel seasons of the year, if not the busiest travel season,
and people are booking different accommodations. A popular accommodation is
through airb and b, the home sharing or venue sharing service. However,
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one user of Airbnb found something very unusual and what
is that unusual thing? A view hidden behind a curtain
at their home. The user decided to book this home
in Venice, Italy and share the experience on Reddit. Images
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of the view were shared by the guests in a
post under the username Empire Park titled Here's What's behind
the bedroom curtains in my Venice Airbnb. So far, the
post has amassed thousands of views and comments. The poster,
who still is anonymous, told Newsweek magazine that their Airbnb stay,
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which was originally at the end of October, was a
one bedroom located directly on the Grand Canal near the
San Silvestro Vapparetto water bus stop in Venice, so a
prime location with beautiful views. However, while the airbnb host
showed views in the listing of the canals, they did
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not show the view from behind this curtain. And this
is what it looks like. So the user posted pictures
and there's a curtain, there's a.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Window, the curtain is drawn, you can't see what's behind it.
But when the.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
User pulls back the curtain, there's a metal railing of
some sort and fencing on the opposite side of it.
When you look through the window, it overlooks an empty,
dilapidated room.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
With one table and bare walls.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
So this was especially troubling to the bookie because they
didn't know what was on the other side, and a
lot of the comments on the Reddit posts definitely were
encouraging the bookie to be careful because of movies and
all sorts of other things in popular culture. That's to
a dilapidated hidden room on the other side of your
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Airbnb all right, next.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Okay, Okay, people going way too deep with you know,
putting their fears from watching movies onto someone else.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Well, it's understandable.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Mo movies get in and they're highly influential, especially when
it comes to travel. There was a movie that came
out a few years ago, specifically about an Airbnb stay,
and I.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Won't spoil the movie, but it was.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
A horror film and it definitely discouraged people from using
these home sharing apps.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Look, I'm all for using common sense to guide your safety,
but I'm not gonna use the hand which rocks the
cradle as the entry point as to what supposedly is
safe in an airbnb. But go ahead, you were saying
maybe not.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I mean, you probably shouldn't be booking on Airbnb if
you can find other accommodations in the first place. But
that's you know, apples an or just potato potato. The
next story deals with a cat owner who also went
on vacation, and while cats are okay by themselves for
about twenty four hours, this cat owner used one of
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her friends to cat sit and the cat owner received
pictures of her cat while she was out of town.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
But what went viral are the pictures because.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
They weren't what the cat's owner was expecting, and a
viral TikTok post used under the username handsome boy Pumpkin seven,
a series of pictures shows a fluffy orange cat posing
for the camera, wearing a cowboy hat and a wig
that his cat sitter bought for him, and the cat
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doesn't look too happy about it. The cat owner says,
we asked our cat sitter to send photos while we
were gone, and this is what she sent. The poster
twenty four year old Amanda Bulowski said that she and
her fiance often travel for work, but thankfully they have
the most amazing cat sitter friend who loves hanging out
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with their fur baby little pumpkin when they're not home.
The video of the photos went viral quickly and has
a mast over one hundred and sixteen thousand views and
twenty five thousand likes on on TikTok, and the photos
are very funny when you look at him. The cat
has on kind of a beetles wig that dark raven
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bob so picture an orange cat, a beatles wig and
a cowboy hat on top of that, and the cat
sitters holding the cat and kind of posing the cat
and saying, look, he's happy. The cat looks like it's
a few seconds from clawing the cat sitter's throat.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Out to be honest, but she says, your cat.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Pumpkin was very, very calm, was happy to put on
these funny little costumes. And now Pumpkin, the cat sitter,
and the cat owners are all a part of viral history.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I wonder what aliens must think about us when they
come to this planet and they look at the Internet,
and they look at the things which are going viral
that people are sharing and liking and harding and quoting.
We're a strange species.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I think it's a little braggadocious and maybe even a
bit egotistical to think that the aliens wouldn't just pass
us by for greener pastures.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
At this point, they've seen enough.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Oh yeah, I'm quite sure they're looking at us in
the way that you know, people go to the circus
or the zoos.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
We are entertainment, and here's even more entertainment.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Target has given Santa a hot seasonal makeover. Hot Santa Santa,
Hot Santa So. Target kicked off its holiday campaign on
November seventeenth with a new member, Chris Spelled with a
k from Target, and Chris was introduced to customers as
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a charming worker from the North Pole who was ready
to deck the halls.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
No euphemisms, it.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Sounded like it sounded like you're getting ready to go there.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Ah, there's plenty more where that came from.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
So these are This is a series of commercials from Target,
actual visual commercials and print ads.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
But we're talking about the commercials.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Customers are treated to a charming worker from the North Pole.
Viewers are calling out Chris for bringing the new holiday
vibes and more to Target. In the thirty second ad
titled Born to Be Chris, Santa is modernized beyond.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
What everyone already knows.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Instead of a robust, jolly Santa in a red, fuzzy robe,
Target's new Chris is fit, wears a red zip up
hoodie and has closely cut silver hair. And actually he
doesn't have on a hoodie. He's a bit more mature
than just a hoodie. He kind of has on you know,
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kind of a it's it's it's it's casual, right, what
is it called?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
APPLEI sure?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Casual? Wait, they've turned Santa into a zaddie.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
He's so I'll get to that because that is a
specific quote. Mo, how did you know not only does
he have a newly revamped outfit, but he's also driving
a car and not just any car. No, he's driving
a Candy Apple red Ford Bronco truck.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
And the licensed plate reads Sleigh S.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
L E I G H on the back and the
song Born to Be Wild plays on the radio. Chris
pulls up to target, hops out of the truck, checks
himself out in the side, near straightens his little Chris
k name tag and walks and of course in the ad,
people are falling all over him, saying that this Chris
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is hot. They're weirdly attracted to the new Santa. And yes,
users are captioning this new Santa Santa, calling him Zaddy
Closs and slay boy.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah, let me guess. And somebody said, please come down
my chimney.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh Mo, this is the family show.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Tell you about Santa goes down the chimney. I'm talking
about the personal request that Sam caf I am six forty.
We're live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. More of the
viral load with Tiffany Hobbs.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
In just a moment, You're listening to Later with Moe
Kelly on demand from KFI AM six forty.
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Now it's Simon My Movement, Tiffany Live on Cam Lisa
with mo You'll talk about the time I'm social media wins,
Tiffany Hubs.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
KFI bo Kelly and Tiffty Hobbs. It's part two of
the viral Load.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
So, as I shared in the first story, vacations are
all the rage during this part of the year.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Why people do it and add to their stress? Who knows,
but everyone seems to want to get away.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
And unfortunately for a family who decided to book a cruise,
they forgot to do one pivotal thing before boarding the ship.
And what did this family of for husband, wife and
two kids under the age of ten forget to do?
They forgot to upgrade their cabin, leaving them in extremely
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close quarters over the duration of their one week cruise.
North Carolina native Ashley Wan one each coat, was on
Carnival's New Marty Gross ship for a seven day cruise
to Cosamel and posts to Maya in Mexico. They also
were going to the Honduras Island, and she was with
her husband and her two sons when they took a
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video that quickly went viral, and what is the video
of Of course, it was posted to TikTok, which has
received over four million views so far. Well, it was
of the tiny cabin that the family of four would
be sleeping in together. And it's not just any tiny cabin.
Let me paint the picture for you. There's a full
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size or queen size bed which takes up the majority
of this very basic room and low U crew so
ad insight to this. There's this again, a full or
queen size bed. But then over the beds, almost like
shelving on the wall, are two bunk beds. So right
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over the parents' bed are the kid's two bunk beds.
You could literally reach up maybe two feet and touch
the first and then maybe six feet more and touch
the second bed, so they are right over each other.
The mom says, we meant to upgrade our cabin, but
we got busy, we forgot, and then when we got
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there it was too late. Fortunately, they had some modern
creature comforts. They had gaming consoles for the kids and
other things that kept them occupied.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
And they are saying, thank the Lord we.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Did because this could have been a make or break
type situation they went on to have a wonderful vacation,
but they said they will never do that again.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Okay, these are idiots. Okay, you don't upgrade your cabin.
You know what you're getting when you make the decision
to get your cabin allo thinking. It seems that they
had adequate bedding. It was just a little bit cramped.
And if you actually spend any time on a cruise ship,
the only time you're in your room, your stateroom, your
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cabin is when you're going to sleep. That's about it.
You're not intertay that right, But you're not entertaining anyone.
You don't need the video gaming console. Your ass should
be on deck somewhere doing something, not playing games in
the room. The only time you go back to your
room is for a nap or to call it a night.
That's it. Now. If the parents, if the parents troops
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said they couldn't get their freak on because the kids
were in the same room, that's a different story. That's
not my problem. But when you make those arrangements, it's
very explicit what the cabin is like. And I've done
Royal Caribbean. They will show you an example of the state.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Room That's what I was thinking too.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
You know what you're getting, and so to think that
you're going to be able to do this last minute
upgrade or whatever it is, you're already gambling with the
possibility of not being able to get anything better.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Right right, most of them go ahead.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
There are a couple comments I want to share, and again,
you're a cruiser, so maybe you could chime in on this.
One cruiser said, when there are kids with you on
in a situation like this, it's a trip. When it's
adults only, it's a vacation. Do you agree with that?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I would agree with that, but it's a distinction without
a difference, which goes back to if the parents were
trying to get their freak on, you wouldn't be able
to do that with the kids in a room. But
that's a minor inconvenience. When you're talking about a week
long cruise, you should not be spending a lot of
time in your stateroom. It's not like you're you're traveling
together like that. You know, you just sleep in the
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same room.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
And to the credit of the parents, they said that again,
it wasn't horrible. It was cramped, and they learned quickly
to get ready in shifts and to spend, like you
are suggesting, as much time outside of the room as possible,
and they all survived.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yeah, it's not that difficult. Yes, it's probably got crowded
when they were going to use the bathroom or get
dressed in the morning, but their tricks to get around that.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Yes, yes, it's fortunate. Again, it went pretty well for them.
So I was kind of sticking with vacation themed stories.
This one deviates.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Just a bit. Moo.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
So we all have questions to life's greatest mysteries.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
You might want to know where did life come from?
Who created it in the first place. But there is
one question that seems to unite people.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Across all generations, all backgrounds, and that is we're Ross
and Rachel on a break.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Friends a friend's question. I'm an avid friends.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Will watcher, big fan, and that is a question that
again brings a lot of people together.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Well, a young woman by the name of Aiden wore Tate.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Decided that she was going to ask this question. Not
at a roundtable, not on the phone with her friends, No,
in the operating room she was having her ACL operated on,
and she wrote in a black sharpie on her leg.
Did or were Ross and Rachel on a break? And
she put the little boxes check yes, yes, and checked
no for no.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Right, Well, she goes.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Into the operating room they operate on her. She wakes
up to find that the boxes aren't checked. She's all
upset about it. She talks to the operating team after
in the post op meeting and they say, not only
did we not check it because we were so engrossed
in the conversation about whether or not Ross and Rachel
were on a break. And again, Ross and Rachel dated
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and over the series of friends, and at one point
they did break up. But during that breakup, Ross saw someone.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
So that's the big debate. Were they on a break?
Were they on a break? Some say yes, some say no.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
But again, not only was this a huge conversation piece
for the all of the surgeons and everyone involved in
this operation.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
And they forgot to check the box, but they said that.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
It even continued well after Aiden was rolled into the
recovery room and kept it going. It became a big
part of their week and that they referenced it, and
of course Aiden put this on TikTok talked about put
the pictures up that she took before her operation. It
went viral like crazy, and some of the operating team
actually saw the viral.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Post and chimed in and comments saying, you know, try
to kind of clear their name. Yeah, we forgot to
check the box. But yes, they were on a break,
was the consensus.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Well, my concern is were the surgeons and the staff
on a break as well, because if they're discussing Ross
and Rachel and not my ACL operation, I got a
problem in a malpractice suit coming their.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Way, and by the way, discussing the wrong break.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yeah. And I say this as someone who has never
seen one episode of Friends in my life.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Blasphemy.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
I d G A f oh got to run, Tiffany Hobbs.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
It's been fun, Happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Every Thanksgiving, have a wonderful holiday. It's Later with Mo
Kelly CAFI A six forty, Live everywhere in the iHeartRadio app.
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You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
Wimmo Kelly on.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Six.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
We're live everywhere on the iHeartRadio App. I'm going to
start with you, Mark Ronner. Can I get you to
promise that this next story you will handle with maturity.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
I will give it exactly the appropriate amount of maturity
that it requires.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Okay, Stephan, let me just ask you. I need to
get you on the record as well. Can I get
you to promise that you will if you should offer
any type of commentary or jump in the conversation, that
you'll do so in a mature fashion. I promise. Okay,
Twalla Sharp, Can I get you to promise as well
that when we start discussing this very serious issue, you
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won't take it to some juvenile place. Yes, that's not
a good sign. That's a serious question. Cicadas in Chicago
are expected to become infected with the sexually transmitted disease
that is said to turn them into zombies and also
cause their genitals to fall off. This is according to
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WGN in Chicago, one of the largest television stations in
the country. According to WGN, a white fungus called Masospora
cicadina is what affects male cicadas and causes the issues.
The fungus only targets thirteen and seventeen year periodical cicadas.
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According to the University of Connecticut, The illness turns infected
cicadas into zombie insects that disperse more fungus by causing
males infected with stage one to produce wing flick signals
as if they were females, making them highly attractive to
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cicadas of both sexes. You like who you like?
Speaker 6 (20:02):
I mean, well, not only that, not only that, I
think it's really really interesting how it is the teenage cicadas.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
The seventeen year olds who are getting the ste No,
it's the kada, seventeen year Oldsada. They come in periods
of thirs. They do what they they appear. They are
in thirteen and seventeen year cycles. Yeah, that's essentially a
thirteen to seventeen year old. They're not thirteen years old
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and seventeen.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Years in cicada year, that's what they're saying. That's literally
what that means in cicada years. Not talking to human years, Jesus,
we're talking cicada years. These are teenage cicadas who are
out there getting their freak on, spreading this this std
zombie like thing that's causing you know, all types of issues.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Personally, I did not know that cicadas had genitals. Yes
they do. I don't look, I don't know how they reproduce,
they get their freaking you never heard a cicada style.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Oh just a point of clarification here, if a cicada,
if a cicada gets VD, did they call it the chirp?
Speaker 3 (21:13):
I asked you before we started this subject whether you
would be able to approach it in a mature fashion.
I'm trying to be serious. I'm saying what I did
not know. I did not know that insects had genitals
in the sense of appendages that would fall off.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
It's not like Ron Jeremy of cicadas, Okay, Jesus, I mean,
it's proportional.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
I mean and actually when you think about it, when
you think of of if a dude gets like one
of these STDs, yours junk will also fall off.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
And what what what bothered me is the fact that
they could get this disease. Not only do their genitals
fall off, everybody wants to get with them, Yeah, everybody,
because they come become attractive to everybody. Think about you
losing your manhood and you walk into a room after
you lose your manhood and everybody in the room wants
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a piece of U. So it's like prison.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
Jess.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
Look, this is literally like that like when we were
young Mo and we were out in the club, and
you know, if you saw someone who was really really fly,
you know when you're.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Young before you know Easy E and Magic Johnson. We
didn't care. We didn't care.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
And then guess where we were at in the clinic.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I don't know if you talk walking around the I
don't know what you're talking about. I do not know
what you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
All I'm saying is I've known a few young cicadas
who are out there hot, who are out there hot
to try.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
I don't think this is that though. Who wants to
watch some oz That was a very good TV show.
It was disturbing, It was a very good it's as
disturbing as this. No, it's not as disturbing as this.
It's not as disturbing as I didn't know that the
insects could catch their own brand of STDs. Yeah, it's disturbing,
But simultaneously it's kind of interesting because it's like I
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didn't know that either.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
I mean, you didn't ever think, like, how do these
cicadas spread so quickly?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
But like rabbits.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Like that, they're getting their freak on, they're attacking people
I'm not I'm not even mad at the fact that
these things are spreading some level of zombie plague because
birds eat these things. We don't know if cicadas end
up in our food sources and they're spreading some some levels.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Look some cultures they eat insects. That cicada's not me,
not my household. I can't speak for Stephan's household remarks,
but we don't do insects.
Speaker 7 (23:56):
Well, I'm not going to pass judgment on any bug
chasers in this case.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Yeah, this is the first time in two hundred and
twenty two years that the two broods, the thirteen year
and the seventeen year periodicals, will be above ground at
the same time. So it could be like Cicada Fest
twenty twenty four part little Cicada Freaking Mate. Yeah, it
could be like wood cicada. It's like the Cicada AVN Convention.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
It's like Cochchella Cata, Coachella cata. Yeah, all these teenage
cicadas out there getting their freak on, spreading venereal diseases
and now.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
The stuff falling off.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
This is actually how parents need to address the birds
and bees talks with kids. Nowadays, you want to be
like a cicada. What stuff to fall off? Keep going
out there? I wonder what the life cycle of a
cicada is. Hmmm, like how long lifespan?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Be a lifespan? Excuse me? I mean three to four weeks,
three to four weeks. Think of it this way. You
got three to four weeks to do everything you want
to do in life. Everything three to four weeks. And
let's say the first week out you get, you get
the disease, you get to the chirps, and for the
next two weeks of your life you can't do anything
about it except be the object of someone else's desire.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
It doesn't say that that stops them from getting with them, though.
It doesn't say that, you know, if one cicada sees
another cicada with this horrible it doesn't say that they stop,
they get protection anything.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
No, I'm saying, but if your stuff falls off, you're
kind of a bystander at that point.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
Now we don't know when it falls off. Does it
fall off in the process?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
He's not wrong. Yeah, it doesn't say that they can't
do it. They're just is there a good time? Is
there a less awful time? I guess maybe in the act.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Maybe maybe not under any obligation to inform anybody.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Are they they're not. It's not excuse me. Has your
stuff falling off, itching, burning, scratching? How you while you'urin eating?
Speaker 6 (26:04):
I can imagine it, like, look at that cicada. They
got that thing, They got that chirt, they sold that
pretty well.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
It's almost like he's making an analogy for his real life.
I don't think he's acting. I don't think. No, they've buzzed.
They don't they like, yeah, you have been out to
like palm springs. They have large I don't want to
call it the infestation, but whatever groups of cicadas, if
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they got the STD, it is an infestation. Wow, filthy cicadas. Well,
I don't eat cicadas. I don't have to worry about that.
If you don't do. No, No, that's why I don't
even eat the cricket, said, Manda was trying to give
you a male cicada. You might never mind. That was
almost halfway mature. You almost made it all the way
through that without making some juvenile, sexualized, inappropriate joke having
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to do with venereal disease.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
You almost made it through. Mark didn't do as well. Well,
that all fairness, some of them really don't want to
be eaten.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I don't leave that one alone. It's Later with mo
Kelly caf I AM six forty. We're live everywhere on
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Circle K. I mean, there may be an occasional robbery
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of Circle K, there may be an occasional robbery of AMPM.
Too much good stuff, but there's not a daily occurrence
in the way that there is with seven eleven. And
I try to tell people, you know, part of being
safe is connected to the decisions that you make before
a situation happens. For example, you don't go to the
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ATM at two in the morning fortnight. I don't stop
for gas at night. I don't go to seven to
eleven ever for any reason. And here are another, not one,
but two reasons. Let's go to Arcadia. Four people were
hospitalized after a car crashed through a store front seven
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eleven on Friday night. It happened at ten thirty pm. Okay,
and I'm not blaming seven to eleven for being seven
to eleven. But if you're not at seven eleven and
around seven to eleven, it can't happen to you.
Speaker 8 (29:00):
Crash a dramatic one in Arcadia where Toyota Prius crashed
right into it seven eleven injuring four people. It happened
near Baldwin in Fairview Avenues.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Why is she trying to be so sexy with the
report it happened in Baldwin Fairview.
Speaker 8 (29:18):
Another crash, a dramatic one in Arcadia where Toyota Prius, Toyota,
Prius so yoda, Prius crashed right into it. Seven eleven,
injuring four people it happened?
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Why the inflection in a voice? Oh this is informative.
I should start doing the news in more of a
bedroom voice, shouldn't I?
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Injuring four people?
Speaker 8 (29:37):
Four people? It happened near Baldwin in Fairview.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Did you hear how sexy she was on Fairview? I
was just gonna say that's the one where I caught it. Fairview,
come and get it.
Speaker 8 (29:49):
Fairview, Baldwin in Fairview Avenues last night. The Prius smashing
through the front class doors.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
I don't know if this is true. Can a Prius
smash through anything? Really? I don't know, but that sounds
like a catwoman. It's Julie Numar. It sounds like we've
interviewed her. As a matter of fact. I got to
play it sometimes. Oh jealous again? Yeah, it sounds like
it's almost like she's mocking. The whole thing is the
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previous crashed through the window and four people were injured.
Speaker 7 (30:23):
You're getting warm. Prius crashed through this tight little window.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (30:28):
Prius smashing through the front class doors, leaving Debrison store
items scattered, all for victims were.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Oh that inhale was pretty sexy?
Speaker 8 (30:37):
Scattered all for victims who were inside the seven eleven.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
She did she actually emphasize inside the seven eleven.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
All for victims who were inside the seven eleven when
it happened, they suffered minor to moderate injuries. And police
arrested the driver of the Prius on suspicion of DUI.
Speaker 7 (30:58):
Wow, listen of you? Were they deep inside the seven eleven?
Deep deep deep inside? I wonder if they got any
I can't say that on the air. I'm not going
to say that in there if.
Speaker 8 (31:11):
And police arrested the driver of the Prius on suspicion
of do youI?
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Do youI? How did that person get that job? I
think we know tocha to scha. And there was a
seven eleven robbed at gunpoint in Palo Alto. Palo Alto
police are looking for a man who they said robbed
a seven eleven in midtown Monday night, assaulted a store clerk,
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and held him up at gunpoint night seven eleven night.
Nothing good happens at seven eleven. Nothing good happens at
seven eleven at night. The man reportedly entered the store
and shortly before midnight, picked up a package of candy
and approached the register. He then showed a gun and
demanded money. Police said, when the clerk refused, that's mistake.
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If you're working at seven eleven and someone comes in
demanding money, give them the damn money. It's not your money,
just hand it over. No, and it says he then
showed a gun. It wasn't like a finger in a
sweat jacket. Showed a gun and demanded money. When the
clerk refused, the man hit him in the face before
fleeing on foot. The clerk, a man in his thirties,
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described the assailant as a Hispanic mail in his late
teens and early twenties, was short to medium stature and
a medium built. Wore all black clothing. Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. The clerk suffered a minor injury to his face,
but declined medical attention. Police said that there have been
no similar incidents in Palo Alto recently. He'll just wait
till tomorrow another seven eleven will get robbed. But I
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gotta I gotta tell you if this going back to
the car which plowed into the Arcadia seven eleven, and
this is from Foxla dot com. I don't know who
the announcer is, the newsreader is, but if this is
their best work, I wonder what the audition tape sounded like,
because I'm kind of like turned on a bit.
Speaker 8 (33:08):
And police arrested the driver of the Prius on suspicion
of DUI.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Do ui remain seated? I beg you to remain seated?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Do you I?
Speaker 3 (33:19):
She's so hot? Do you I a Prius and d Ui?
I don't know if it gets any better than that.
Speaker 7 (33:27):
Do you I?
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Do Ui? It's Later with mo Kelly KFI AM six
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L Kfi mo Kelly, We're live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app.
Is now time for the Viral Load with Tiffany Hobbs.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Awesome pre Thanksgiving edition. A lot of people are on vacation.
It's it's common knowledge. This is one of the busiest
travel seasons of the year, if not the busiest travel season,
and people are booking different accommodations. A popular accommodation is
through airb and b, the home sharing or venue sharing service. However,
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one user of Airbnb found something very unusual and what
is that unusual thing? A view hidden behind a curtain
at their home. The user decided to book this home
in Venice, Italy and share the experience on Reddit. Images
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of the view were shared by the guests in a
post under the username Empire Park titled Here's What's behind
the bedroom curtains in my Venice Airbnb. So far, the
post has amassed thousands of views and comments. The poster,
who still is anonymous, told Newsweek magazine that their Airbnb stay,
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which was originally at the end of October, was a
one bedroom located directly on the Grand Canal near the
San Silvestro Vapparetto water bus stop in Venice, so a
prime location with beautiful views. However, while the airbnb host
showed views in the listing of the canals, they did
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not show the view from behind this curtain. And this
is what it looks like. So the user posted pictures
and there's a curtain, there's a.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Window, the curtain is drawn, you can't see what's behind it.
But when the.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
User pulls back the curtain, there's a metal railing of
some sort and fencing on the opposite side of it.
When you look through the window, it overlooks an empty,
dilapidated room.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
With one table and bare walls.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
So this was especially troubling to the bookie because they
didn't know what was on the other side, and a
lot of the comments on the Reddit posts definitely were
encouraging the bookie to be careful because of movies and
all sorts of other things in popular culture. That's to
a dilapidated hidden room on the other side of your
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Airbnb all right, next.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Okay, Okay, people going way too deep with you know,
putting their fears from watching movies onto someone else.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Well, it's understandable.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Mo movies get in and they're highly influential, especially when
it comes to travel. There was a movie that came
out a few years ago, specifically about an Airbnb stay,
and I.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Won't spoil the movie, but it was.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
A horror film and it definitely discouraged people from using
these home sharing apps.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Look, I'm all for using common sense to guide your safety,
but I'm not gonna use the hand which rocks the
cradle as the entry point as to what supposedly is
safe in an airbnb. But go ahead, you were saying
maybe not.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I mean, you probably shouldn't be booking on Airbnb if
you can find other accommodations in the first place. But
that's you know, apples an or just potato potato. The
next story deals with a cat owner who also went
on vacation, and while cats are okay by themselves for
about twenty four hours, this cat owner used one of
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her friends to cat sit and the cat owner received
pictures of her cat while she was out of town.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
But what went viral are the pictures because.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
They weren't what the cat's owner was expecting, and a
viral TikTok post used under the username handsome boy Pumpkin seven,
a series of pictures shows a fluffy orange cat posing
for the camera, wearing a cowboy hat and a wig
that his cat sitter bought for him, and the cat
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doesn't look too happy about it. The cat owner says,
we asked our cat sitter to send photos while we
were gone, and this is what she sent. The poster
twenty four year old Amanda Bulowski said that she and
her fiance often travel for work, but thankfully they have
the most amazing cat sitter friend who loves hanging out
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with their fur baby little pumpkin when they're not home.
The video of the photos went viral quickly and has
a mast over one hundred and sixteen thousand views and
twenty five thousand likes on on TikTok, and the photos
are very funny when you look at him. The cat
has on kind of a beetles wig that dark raven
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bob so picture an orange cat, a beatles wig and
a cowboy hat on top of that, and the cat
sitters holding the cat and kind of posing the cat
and saying, look, he's happy. The cat looks like it's
a few seconds from clawing the cat sitter's throat.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Out to be honest, but she says, your cat.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Pumpkin was very, very calm, was happy to put on
these funny little costumes. And now Pumpkin, the cat sitter,
and the cat owners are all a part of viral history.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I wonder what aliens must think about us when they
come to this planet and they look at the Internet,
and they look at the things which are going viral
that people are sharing and liking and harding and quoting.
We're a strange species.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I think it's a little braggadocious and maybe even a
bit egotistical to think that the aliens wouldn't just pass
us by for greener pastures.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
At this point, they've seen enough.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Oh yeah, I'm quite sure they're looking at us in
the way that you know, people go to the circus
or the zoos.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
We are entertainment, and here's even more entertainment.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Target has given Santa a hot seasonal makeover. Hot Santa Santa,
Hot Santa So. Target kicked off its holiday campaign on
November seventeenth with a new member, Chris Spelled with a
k from Target, and Chris was introduced to customers as
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a charming worker from the North Pole who was ready
to deck the halls.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
No euphemisms, it.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Sounded like it sounded like you're getting ready to go there.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Ah, there's plenty more where that came from.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
So these are This is a series of commercials from Target,
actual visual commercials and print ads.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
But we're talking about the commercials.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Customers are treated to a charming worker from the North Pole.
Viewers are calling out Chris for bringing the new holiday
vibes and more to Target. In the thirty second ad
titled Born to Be Chris, Santa is modernized beyond.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
What everyone already knows.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Instead of a robust, jolly Santa in a red, fuzzy robe,
Target's new Chris is fit, wears a red zip up
hoodie and has closely cut silver hair. And actually he
doesn't have on a hoodie. He's a bit more mature
than just a hoodie. He kind of has on you know,
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kind of a it's it's it's it's casual, right, what
is it called?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
APPLEI sure?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Casual? Wait, they've turned Santa into a zaddie.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
He's so I'll get to that because that is a
specific quote. Mo, how did you know not only does
he have a newly revamped outfit, but he's also driving
a car and not just any car. No, he's driving
a Candy Apple red Ford Bronco truck.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
And the licensed plate reads Sleigh S.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
L E I G H on the back and the
song Born to Be Wild plays on the radio. Chris
pulls up to target, hops out of the truck, checks
himself out in the side, near straightens his little Chris
k name tag and walks and of course in the ad,
people are falling all over him, saying that this Chris
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is hot. They're weirdly attracted to the new Santa. And yes,
users are captioning this new Santa Santa, calling him Zaddy
Closs and slay boy.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah, let me guess. And somebody said, please come down
my chimney.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh Mo, this is the family show.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Tell you about Santa goes down the chimney. I'm talking
about the personal request that Sam caf I am six forty.
We're live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. More of the
viral load with Tiffany Hobbs.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
In just a moment, You're listening to Later with Moe
Kelly on demand from KFI AM six forty.
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Tiffany Hubs.
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KFI bo Kelly and Tiffty Hobbs. It's part two of
the viral Load.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
So, as I shared in the first story, vacations are
all the rage during this part of the year.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Why people do it and add to their stress? Who knows,
but everyone seems to want to get away.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
And unfortunately for a family who decided to book a cruise,
they forgot to do one pivotal thing before boarding the ship.
And what did this family of for husband, wife and
two kids under the age of ten forget to do?
They forgot to upgrade their cabin, leaving them in extremely
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close quarters over the duration of their one week cruise.
North Carolina native Ashley Wan one each coat, was on
Carnival's New Marty Gross ship for a seven day cruise
to Cosamel and posts to Maya in Mexico. They also
were going to the Honduras Island, and she was with
her husband and her two sons when they took a
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video that quickly went viral, and what is the video
of Of course, it was posted to TikTok, which has
received over four million views so far. Well, it was
of the tiny cabin that the family of four would
be sleeping in together. And it's not just any tiny cabin.
Let me paint the picture for you. There's a full
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size or queen size bed which takes up the majority
of this very basic room and low U crew so
ad insight to this. There's this again, a full or
queen size bed. But then over the beds, almost like
shelving on the wall, are two bunk beds. So right
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over the parents' bed are the kid's two bunk beds.
You could literally reach up maybe two feet and touch
the first and then maybe six feet more and touch
the second bed, so they are right over each other.
The mom says, we meant to upgrade our cabin, but
we got busy, we forgot, and then when we got
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there it was too late. Fortunately, they had some modern
creature comforts. They had gaming consoles for the kids and
other things that kept them occupied.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
And they are saying, thank the Lord we.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Did because this could have been a make or break
type situation they went on to have a wonderful vacation,
but they said they will never do that again.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Okay, these are idiots. Okay, you don't upgrade your cabin.
You know what you're getting when you make the decision
to get your cabin allo thinking. It seems that they
had adequate bedding. It was just a little bit cramped.
And if you actually spend any time on a cruise ship,
the only time you're in your room, your stateroom, your
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cabin is when you're going to sleep. That's about it.
You're not intertay that right, But you're not entertaining anyone.
You don't need the video gaming console. Your ass should
be on deck somewhere doing something, not playing games in
the room. The only time you go back to your
room is for a nap or to call it a night.
That's it. Now. If the parents, if the parents troops
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said they couldn't get their freak on because the kids
were in the same room, that's a different story. That's
not my problem. But when you make those arrangements, it's
very explicit what the cabin is like. And I've done
Royal Caribbean. They will show you an example of the state.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Room That's what I was thinking too.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
You know what you're getting, and so to think that
you're going to be able to do this last minute
upgrade or whatever it is, you're already gambling with the
possibility of not being able to get anything better.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Right right, most of them go ahead.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
There are a couple comments I want to share, and again,
you're a cruiser, so maybe you could chime in on this.
One cruiser said, when there are kids with you on
in a situation like this, it's a trip. When it's
adults only, it's a vacation. Do you agree with that?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I would agree with that, but it's a distinction without
a difference, which goes back to if the parents were
trying to get their freak on, you wouldn't be able
to do that with the kids in a room. But
that's a minor inconvenience. When you're talking about a week
long cruise, you should not be spending a lot of
time in your stateroom. It's not like you're you're traveling
together like that. You know, you just sleep in the
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same room.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
And to the credit of the parents, they said that again,
it wasn't horrible. It was cramped, and they learned quickly
to get ready in shifts and to spend, like you
are suggesting, as much time outside of the room as possible,
and they all survived.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yeah, it's not that difficult. Yes, it's probably got crowded
when they were going to use the bathroom or get
dressed in the morning, but their tricks to get around that.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Yes, yes, it's fortunate. Again, it went pretty well for them.
So I was kind of sticking with vacation themed stories.
This one deviates.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Just a bit. Moo.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
So we all have questions to life's greatest mysteries.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
You might want to know where did life come from?
Who created it in the first place. But there is
one question that seems to unite people.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Across all generations, all backgrounds, and that is we're Ross
and Rachel on a break.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Friends a friend's question. I'm an avid friends.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Will watcher, big fan, and that is a question that
again brings a lot of people together.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Well, a young woman by the name of Aiden wore Tate.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Decided that she was going to ask this question. Not
at a roundtable, not on the phone with her friends, No,
in the operating room she was having her ACL operated on,
and she wrote in a black sharpie on her leg.
Did or were Ross and Rachel on a break? And
she put the little boxes check yes, yes, and checked
no for no.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Right, Well, she goes.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Into the operating room they operate on her. She wakes
up to find that the boxes aren't checked. She's all
upset about it. She talks to the operating team after
in the post op meeting and they say, not only
did we not check it because we were so engrossed
in the conversation about whether or not Ross and Rachel
were on a break. And again, Ross and Rachel dated
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and over the series of friends, and at one point
they did break up. But during that breakup, Ross saw someone.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
So that's the big debate. Were they on a break?
Were they on a break? Some say yes, some say no.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
But again, not only was this a huge conversation piece
for the all of the surgeons and everyone involved in
this operation.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
And they forgot to check the box, but they said that.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
It even continued well after Aiden was rolled into the
recovery room and kept it going. It became a big
part of their week and that they referenced it, and
of course Aiden put this on TikTok talked about put
the pictures up that she took before her operation. It
went viral like crazy, and some of the operating team
actually saw the viral.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Post and chimed in and comments saying, you know, try
to kind of clear their name. Yeah, we forgot to
check the box. But yes, they were on a break,
was the consensus.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Well, my concern is were the surgeons and the staff
on a break as well, because if they're discussing Ross
and Rachel and not my ACL operation, I got a
problem in a malpractice suit coming their.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Way, and by the way, discussing the wrong break.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yeah. And I say this as someone who has never
seen one episode of Friends in my life.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Blasphemy.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
I d G A f oh got to run, Tiffany Hobbs.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
It's been fun, Happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Every Thanksgiving, have a wonderful holiday. It's Later with Mo
Kelly CAFI A six forty, Live everywhere in the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
Wimmo Kelly on.
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Six.
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We're live everywhere on the iHeartRadio App. I'm going to
start with you, Mark Ronner. Can I get you to
promise that this next story you will handle with maturity.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
I will give it exactly the appropriate amount of maturity
that it requires.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Okay, Stephan, let me just ask you. I need to
get you on the record as well. Can I get
you to promise that you will if you should offer
any type of commentary or jump in the conversation, that
you'll do so in a mature fashion. I promise. Okay,
Twalla Sharp, Can I get you to promise as well
that when we start discussing this very serious issue, you
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won't take it to some juvenile place. Yes, that's not
a good sign. That's a serious question. Cicadas in Chicago
are expected to become infected with the sexually transmitted disease
that is said to turn them into zombies and also
cause their genitals to fall off. This is according to
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WGN in Chicago, one of the largest television stations in
the country. According to WGN, a white fungus called Masospora
cicadina is what affects male cicadas and causes the issues.
The fungus only targets thirteen and seventeen year periodical cicadas.
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According to the University of Connecticut, The illness turns infected
cicadas into zombie insects that disperse more fungus by causing
males infected with stage one to produce wing flick signals
as if they were females, making them highly attractive to
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cicadas of both sexes. You like who you like?
Speaker 6 (20:02):
I mean, well, not only that, not only that, I
think it's really really interesting how it is the teenage cicadas.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
The seventeen year olds who are getting the ste No,
it's the kada, seventeen year Oldsada. They come in periods
of thirs. They do what they they appear. They are
in thirteen and seventeen year cycles. Yeah, that's essentially a
thirteen to seventeen year old. They're not thirteen years old
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and seventeen.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Years in cicada year, that's what they're saying. That's literally
what that means in cicada years. Not talking to human years, Jesus,
we're talking cicada years. These are teenage cicadas who are
out there getting their freak on, spreading this this std
zombie like thing that's causing you know, all types of issues.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Personally, I did not know that cicadas had genitals. Yes
they do. I don't look, I don't know how they reproduce,
they get their freaking you never heard a cicada style.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Oh just a point of clarification here, if a cicada,
if a cicada gets VD, did they call it the chirp?
Speaker 3 (21:13):
I asked you before we started this subject whether you
would be able to approach it in a mature fashion.
I'm trying to be serious. I'm saying what I did
not know. I did not know that insects had genitals
in the sense of appendages that would fall off.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
It's not like Ron Jeremy of cicadas, Okay, Jesus, I mean,
it's proportional.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
I mean and actually when you think about it, when
you think of of if a dude gets like one
of these STDs, yours junk will also fall off.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
And what what what bothered me is the fact that
they could get this disease. Not only do their genitals
fall off, everybody wants to get with them, Yeah, everybody,
because they come become attractive to everybody. Think about you
losing your manhood and you walk into a room after
you lose your manhood and everybody in the room wants
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a piece of U. So it's like prison.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
Jess.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
Look, this is literally like that like when we were
young Mo and we were out in the club, and
you know, if you saw someone who was really really fly,
you know when you're.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Young before you know Easy E and Magic Johnson. We
didn't care. We didn't care.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
And then guess where we were at in the clinic.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I don't know if you talk walking around the I
don't know what you're talking about. I do not know
what you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
All I'm saying is I've known a few young cicadas
who are out there hot, who are out there hot
to try.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
I don't think this is that though. Who wants to
watch some oz That was a very good TV show.
It was disturbing, It was a very good it's as
disturbing as this. No, it's not as disturbing as this.
It's not as disturbing as I didn't know that the
insects could catch their own brand of STDs. Yeah, it's disturbing,
But simultaneously it's kind of interesting because it's like I
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didn't know that either.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
I mean, you didn't ever think, like, how do these
cicadas spread so quickly?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
But like rabbits.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Like that, they're getting their freak on, they're attacking people
I'm not I'm not even mad at the fact that
these things are spreading some level of zombie plague because
birds eat these things. We don't know if cicadas end
up in our food sources and they're spreading some some levels.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Look some cultures they eat insects. That cicada's not me,
not my household. I can't speak for Stephan's household remarks,
but we don't do insects.
Speaker 7 (23:56):
Well, I'm not going to pass judgment on any bug
chasers in this case.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Yeah, this is the first time in two hundred and
twenty two years that the two broods, the thirteen year
and the seventeen year periodicals, will be above ground at
the same time. So it could be like Cicada Fest
twenty twenty four part little Cicada Freaking Mate. Yeah, it
could be like wood cicada. It's like the Cicada AVN Convention.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
It's like Cochchella Cata, Coachella cata. Yeah, all these teenage
cicadas out there getting their freak on, spreading venereal diseases
and now.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
The stuff falling off.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
This is actually how parents need to address the birds
and bees talks with kids. Nowadays, you want to be
like a cicada. What stuff to fall off? Keep going
out there? I wonder what the life cycle of a
cicada is. Hmmm, like how long lifespan?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Be a lifespan? Excuse me? I mean three to four weeks,
three to four weeks. Think of it this way. You
got three to four weeks to do everything you want
to do in life. Everything three to four weeks. And
let's say the first week out you get, you get
the disease, you get to the chirps, and for the
next two weeks of your life you can't do anything
about it except be the object of someone else's desire.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
It doesn't say that that stops them from getting with them, though.
It doesn't say that, you know, if one cicada sees
another cicada with this horrible it doesn't say that they stop,
they get protection anything.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
No, I'm saying, but if your stuff falls off, you're
kind of a bystander at that point.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
Now we don't know when it falls off. Does it
fall off in the process?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
He's not wrong. Yeah, it doesn't say that they can't
do it. They're just is there a good time? Is
there a less awful time? I guess maybe in the act.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Maybe maybe not under any obligation to inform anybody.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Are they they're not. It's not excuse me. Has your
stuff falling off, itching, burning, scratching? How you while you'urin eating?
Speaker 6 (26:04):
I can imagine it, like, look at that cicada. They
got that thing, They got that chirt, they sold that
pretty well.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
It's almost like he's making an analogy for his real life.
I don't think he's acting. I don't think. No, they've buzzed.
They don't they like, yeah, you have been out to
like palm springs. They have large I don't want to
call it the infestation, but whatever groups of cicadas, if
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they got the STD, it is an infestation. Wow, filthy cicadas. Well,
I don't eat cicadas. I don't have to worry about that.
If you don't do. No, No, that's why I don't
even eat the cricket, said, Manda was trying to give
you a male cicada. You might never mind. That was
almost halfway mature. You almost made it all the way
through that without making some juvenile, sexualized, inappropriate joke having
(26:59):
to do with venereal disease.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
You almost made it through. Mark didn't do as well. Well,
that all fairness, some of them really don't want to
be eaten.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I don't leave that one alone. It's Later with mo
Kelly caf I AM six forty. We're live everywhere on
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Speaker 1 (27:15):
You're listening to Later with mo Kelly on demand from
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Speaker 3 (27:21):
And you know it's a good day when we have
a seven eleven update in Just in case you're not
familiar with Later with mo Kelly, I implore you to
stay away from seven to eleven. When I was in Korea,
they were everywhere, They were everywhere. Seven eleven is real
big around the world, but here in La it's different.
It's very, very dangerous. I say, be very careful getting
(27:44):
on the metro and I say stay your ass out
of seven eleven. And we've been following these robberies of
seven eleven up and down the California coast. It's happening
all over the state. And I was saying, and I
was trying to remind people, this is not happening at
Circle K. I mean, there may be an occasional robbery
(28:04):
of Circle K, there may be an occasional robbery of AMPM.
Too much good stuff, but there's not a daily occurrence
in the way that there is with seven eleven. And
I try to tell people, you know, part of being
safe is connected to the decisions that you make before
a situation happens. For example, you don't go to the
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ATM at two in the morning fortnight. I don't stop
for gas at night. I don't go to seven to
eleven ever for any reason. And here are another, not one,
but two reasons. Let's go to Arcadia. Four people were
hospitalized after a car crashed through a store front seven
(28:47):
eleven on Friday night. It happened at ten thirty pm. Okay,
and I'm not blaming seven to eleven for being seven
to eleven. But if you're not at seven eleven and
around seven to eleven, it can't happen to you.
Speaker 8 (29:00):
Crash a dramatic one in Arcadia where Toyota Prius crashed
right into it seven eleven injuring four people. It happened
near Baldwin in Fairview Avenues.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Why is she trying to be so sexy with the
report it happened in Baldwin Fairview.
Speaker 8 (29:18):
Another crash, a dramatic one in Arcadia where Toyota Prius, Toyota,
Prius so yoda, Prius crashed right into it. Seven eleven,
injuring four people it happened?
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Why the inflection in a voice? Oh this is informative.
I should start doing the news in more of a
bedroom voice, shouldn't I?
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Injuring four people?
Speaker 8 (29:37):
Four people? It happened near Baldwin in Fairview.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Did you hear how sexy she was on Fairview? I
was just gonna say that's the one where I caught it. Fairview,
come and get it.
Speaker 8 (29:49):
Fairview, Baldwin in Fairview Avenues last night. The Prius smashing
through the front class doors.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
I don't know if this is true. Can a Prius
smash through anything? Really? I don't know, but that sounds
like a catwoman. It's Julie Numar. It sounds like we've
interviewed her. As a matter of fact. I got to
play it sometimes. Oh jealous again? Yeah, it sounds like
it's almost like she's mocking. The whole thing is the
(30:17):
previous crashed through the window and four people were injured.
Speaker 7 (30:23):
You're getting warm. Prius crashed through this tight little window.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (30:28):
Prius smashing through the front class doors, leaving Debrison store
items scattered, all for victims were.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Oh that inhale was pretty sexy?
Speaker 8 (30:37):
Scattered all for victims who were inside the seven eleven.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
She did she actually emphasize inside the seven eleven.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
All for victims who were inside the seven eleven when
it happened, they suffered minor to moderate injuries. And police
arrested the driver of the Prius on suspicion of DUI.
Speaker 7 (30:58):
Wow, listen of you? Were they deep inside the seven eleven?
Deep deep deep inside? I wonder if they got any
I can't say that on the air. I'm not going
to say that in there if.
Speaker 8 (31:11):
And police arrested the driver of the Prius on suspicion
of do youI?
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Do youI? How did that person get that job? I
think we know tocha to scha. And there was a
seven eleven robbed at gunpoint in Palo Alto. Palo Alto
police are looking for a man who they said robbed
a seven eleven in midtown Monday night, assaulted a store clerk,
(31:37):
and held him up at gunpoint night seven eleven night.
Nothing good happens at seven eleven. Nothing good happens at
seven eleven at night. The man reportedly entered the store
and shortly before midnight, picked up a package of candy
and approached the register. He then showed a gun and
demanded money. Police said, when the clerk refused, that's mistake.
(32:01):
If you're working at seven eleven and someone comes in
demanding money, give them the damn money. It's not your money,
just hand it over. No, and it says he then
showed a gun. It wasn't like a finger in a
sweat jacket. Showed a gun and demanded money. When the
clerk refused, the man hit him in the face before
fleeing on foot. The clerk, a man in his thirties,
(32:23):
described the assailant as a Hispanic mail in his late
teens and early twenties, was short to medium stature and
a medium built. Wore all black clothing. Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. The clerk suffered a minor injury to his face,
but declined medical attention. Police said that there have been
no similar incidents in Palo Alto recently. He'll just wait
till tomorrow another seven eleven will get robbed. But I
(32:45):
gotta I gotta tell you if this going back to
the car which plowed into the Arcadia seven eleven, and
this is from Foxla dot com. I don't know who
the announcer is, the newsreader is, but if this is
their best work, I wonder what the audition tape sounded like,
because I'm kind of like turned on a bit.
Speaker 8 (33:08):
And police arrested the driver of the Prius on suspicion
of DUI.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Do ui remain seated? I beg you to remain seated?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Do you I?
Speaker 3 (33:19):
She's so hot? Do you I a Prius and d Ui?
I don't know if it gets any better than that.
Speaker 7 (33:27):
Do you I?
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Do Ui? It's Later with mo Kelly KFI AM six
forty everywhere on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
You're listening to Later with Mo Kelly on demand from
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