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(00:00):
You're listening to Bill Handle on demandfrom kf I AM six forty Kiss the
doors came over, were wiped outby the beasles and malaria and STDs.
They had sat with their horses thecome kiss the doors, and that's how
they developed these strange, weird STDs. You're not all gonna go down and
(00:24):
look at that Caprio statue in SamPeter. Yeah, he's right behind the
horse and he's a close look outand he's stepping and he's on a step
on a stool. He's got tobe on a stool. Yeah, were
okay, got people weren't that tall? And now Handle on the news,
ladies and gentlemen. Here's Bill Handle, and good morning everybody. Bill Handle
(00:45):
here on a Monday morning, Aprilfifteenth, Tax day. Today, also
we celebrate the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. Well maybe we don't celebrate it.
We remember that's he was actually shoton the fourteenth, but died on the
fifteenth of April. And do weknow what time he died, by the
(01:08):
way, doo doo doo, doodoo doo do gerbilish, he died at
seven twenty two am on the fifteenth. And now he is one for the
ages. That was Stanton who wasSecretary of War who said that was she
do a whole story on that.Yeah, and we should do Wait real
(01:32):
quick, will you mute? Yeah? I do beauty now? Thank you?
She got me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did it.
It's Monday, and I was goingto take a day or two for me
to get used to everything. Youforget every weekend, I do. I
become Monday. I forget Now Iam thinking here, I am. I'm
thinking about the assassination of Abraham Lincolnwho was in the room. What happened
to Mary Lincoln? She at thetime what she was nuts? But she
(01:53):
went nuts, right, She wasalways nuts, she was always paranoid,
but she went right into crazy afterthe assassination, I mean completely nuts.
Yeah. Ended up in a placethat you don't want to be. Well,
in her mind didn't matter. Soanyway, Good morning, Petros,
(02:15):
Good morning Bill. All right,Amy, Good morning, Hi Bill.
Hey, you know what there's anew show on I think it's on Apple
TV because I just watched it calledManhunt and it's about the assassination of Lincoln
and then the search for John WilkesBooth. Yeah, and his co conspirators.
Yep, yep, yep. Ofthem were hanged. Some actually got
(02:37):
away. Do you know that?Some got away. The dude that held
the horse, well, he gotaway. He got away. Also,
the guy who took them across theriver into Maryland gott no, into Virginia
got the way got away. Wasn'tMaryland or Virginia. I think it was
(02:58):
Maryland and Doc or Samuel Mudd whoset the leg. Yep, he set
the leg of John Wilkes booth.Is that where we got Yes, that's
exactly where we got that. That'sprecisely where we got that. He set
the leg. And then he wasconvicted and tried. He was tried and
convicted and sent to prison in theTortugas and was pardoned. When I was
(03:23):
watching the show last night or yesterdayafternoon, I thought about that when they
had him on, because last weekyou were talking about the origins of catchphrases
and stuff. Yeah, so yeah, did you know where they got Hooker?
So, yeah, from General Hookerin the Civil War. Yeah,
he was also a Civil War guy. He was He was the head of
(03:44):
the Army of the Potomac for alittle while until he screwed it. Up.
I think he screwed up Spotsylvania orsomething. And he he had so
many women of a certain employment.Yeah, and and big long cigars,
and Burnside had side side burns.Comes from burn Side and they switch around
(04:04):
to general who had side burns.Yep, a lot of that. And
Spotsylvania came from the Rocky and Bullwinklecartoon. Did you know that's right?
That trick never worked? Uh yeah, okay, uh, fair enough,
okay, con Oh, good morning, riveting stuff guys. So I just
did the whole Shelby Foot. Itwas two hundred hours of listening. I
(04:28):
did the whole Civil War history,and I think every everybody should read that
book. It is fascinating. Itis I'd ready to learn what happens.
It's just as it is fascinating,absolutely fascinating. And all right, uh
amy, hello and good morning,good morning. Okay, and we already
got Cono, I believe, yeah, hookers, oh hookers, that's right.
It's all lakered out, knos alllakerd out. Yeah. Yeah.
(04:53):
And Petros. I got a callfrom Ann that Petros you had asked for
that Mark Furman song. Oh.I played it on the radio. I've
been listening to it all weekend.The Mark for Mana. I still can't
believe that happened. Yeah, Seriaman, who would not give interviews after the
OJ trial. He was the copwho a lot of the trial was based
(05:14):
on that OJ was really being nailedfor racism and Mark Furman got a boy.
He was convicted for perjury because hesaid he didn't use the word.
In fact, he did use theword. And he actually came on to
this show because I'd known him fora few years beforehand, and gave a
parody of himself and it was I'venever seen Petros laugh so hard when we
(05:39):
initially played it when he said tothe N word, I am no stranger.
That doesn't mean the evidence rearrange it. I am Mark for Mana.
Yeah, just Bob Dylan esk Yeah, Tim Kelly. Believe whoever wrote that.
Tim Kelly did very very He usedto be on the show. He's
married to Michelle Kelly. Here onthe show, Michelle Cube, Michelle Cube,
(06:03):
Michelle Cube Kelly. Oh oh yeah, I get it now. Yeah,
she goes by Kelly, except hereshe goes by Cube because we've known
her as Cube for all these years. Okay, yeah, I played that
song and people I would say itwas polarizing in modern day I think modern
day sports talk radio was barely Itwas just right on the edge for polarizing.
(06:25):
Wouldn't people think that was hilarious?People are idiots? No, well,
I don't care. It doesn't matter. I understand my whole life,
Petros, But it's I can't imagineyou would look at that other than cono.
Play that for a second. Youhave it just to remind people what
it is. If people times Yeah, and then we'll go right into the
(06:47):
news. It's Monday, and we'vegot a lot to talking about. There
we go. This is Mark Firming. He gets a blood going, Belle.
We're doing this one to death,aren't we This will be the last
one? Why not last one?Every time I hear my name, it's
(07:09):
always to get the blamer. Theysay the word I used helped to free
the juice. I'm marked for mana. Okay, that's enough. Oh yeah,
you can listen to that all daylong. Put it you put it
on your phone as your ringer.I might make it the interest on the
(07:33):
show. Yeah, wouldn't that behilarious? All right? Yeah, time
for a handle of the News withAmy Petros in today and me lead story
interesting to say the least in theMiddle East. As you know, we
reported a couple of weeks ago thatIsrael had bombed the Iranian consulate in Syria
(07:57):
and killed twelve people, including acouple of scene your revolutionary guard to generals,
and Iran promised retail retaliation, andeverybody's wondering, what the hell,
what they what are they going todo? And we know they launched cruise
missiles, they launched drones, theylaunched rockets towards Israel from these three countries,
(08:18):
a lot of it from Iran.And what it ended up happening almost
no damage. One one person injured, a little girl who was severely severely
injured, clinging for her life,and that's it. And before the missiles
stopped flying, they Iran said,that's it, that's all we're gonna do.
(08:41):
It was basically a message to Israel. They knew that Israel has these
defenses. They launched these drones veryslow, some of them are one hundred
miles per hour, every one ofthem. The drones were knocked down before
they even entered airspace, Israeli airspace, and Iran said okay, that was
our message, of course, cheeringin all over your on. Look what
(09:01):
we did, Look what we did, and that typically happens in the Arab
world. And now Ntagnel who issaying we are going to retaliate, and
everybody is saying, hey, guys, stop right there. Okay, you
started it with the bombing of theconsulate. They responded. No one was
hurt except one person, little girlof her family, of course, is
(09:24):
devastated, and almost no damage,virtually none because Israeli, the Israeli patriot
systems and their anti missile defenses justtook everything down. As a matter of
fact, England was involved. Ithink France was involved. American ally,
America was involved in the shooting downthese drones. And Natagne who is and
(09:46):
his war cabinet, his fundamental crazyass war cabinet, are now allowing retaliation.
And you know, tit for tat. You killed twelve of our people,
we injured one, no damage.Let's stop right here. We had
to respond to because we had torespond, and you would think that would
(10:09):
be it. Everybody around the worldsaying hey, done finished. Iran is
saying done finished. But we'll seewhat happens with Israel. Keep in mind
this is the most conservative, prowar, anti Arab government in the history
of Iran.
You're listening to Bill Handle on demandfrom kf I AM six forty Kiss the
doors came over, were wiped outby the beasles and malaria and STDs.
They had sat with their horses thecome kiss the doors, and that's how
they developed these strange, weird STDs. You're not all gonna go down and
(00:24):
look at that Caprio statue in SamPeter. Yeah, he's right behind the
horse and he's a close look outand he's stepping and he's on a step
on a stool. He's got tobe on a stool. Yeah, were
okay, got people weren't that tall? And now Handle on the news,
ladies and gentlemen. Here's Bill Handle, and good morning everybody. Bill Handle
(00:45):
here on a Monday morning, Aprilfifteenth, Tax day. Today, also
we celebrate the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. Well maybe we don't celebrate it.
We remember that's he was actually shoton the fourteenth, but died on the
fifteenth of April. And do weknow what time he died, by the
(01:08):
way, doo doo doo, doodoo doo do gerbilish, he died at
seven twenty two am on the fifteenth. And now he is one for the
ages. That was Stanton who wasSecretary of War who said that was she
do a whole story on that.Yeah, and we should do Wait real
(01:32):
quick, will you mute? Yeah? I do beauty now? Thank you?
She got me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did it.
It's Monday, and I was goingto take a day or two for me
to get used to everything. Youforget every weekend, I do. I
become Monday. I forget Now Iam thinking here, I am. I'm
thinking about the assassination of Abraham Lincolnwho was in the room. What happened
to Mary Lincoln? She at thetime what she was nuts? But she
(01:53):
went nuts, right, She wasalways nuts, she was always paranoid,
but she went right into crazy afterthe assassination, I mean completely nuts.
Yeah. Ended up in a placethat you don't want to be. Well,
in her mind didn't matter. Soanyway, Good morning, Petros,
(02:15):
Good morning Bill. All right,Amy, Good morning, Hi Bill.
Hey, you know what there's anew show on I think it's on Apple
TV because I just watched it calledManhunt and it's about the assassination of Lincoln
and then the search for John WilkesBooth. Yeah, and his co conspirators.
Yep, yep, yep. Ofthem were hanged. Some actually got
(02:37):
away. Do you know that?Some got away. The dude that held
the horse, well, he gotaway. He got away. Also,
the guy who took them across theriver into Maryland gott no, into Virginia
got the way got away. Wasn'tMaryland or Virginia. I think it was
(02:58):
Maryland and Doc or Samuel Mudd whoset the leg. Yep, he set
the leg of John Wilkes booth.Is that where we got Yes, that's
exactly where we got that. That'sprecisely where we got that. He set
the leg. And then he wasconvicted and tried. He was tried and
convicted and sent to prison in theTortugas and was pardoned. When I was
(03:23):
watching the show last night or yesterdayafternoon, I thought about that when they
had him on, because last weekyou were talking about the origins of catchphrases
and stuff. Yeah, so yeah, did you know where they got Hooker?
So, yeah, from General Hookerin the Civil War. Yeah,
he was also a Civil War guy. He was He was the head of
(03:44):
the Army of the Potomac for alittle while until he screwed it. Up.
I think he screwed up Spotsylvania orsomething. And he he had so
many women of a certain employment.Yeah, and and big long cigars,
and Burnside had side side burns.Comes from burn Side and they switch around
(04:04):
to general who had side burns.Yep, a lot of that. And
Spotsylvania came from the Rocky and Bullwinklecartoon. Did you know that's right?
That trick never worked? Uh yeah, okay, uh, fair enough,
okay, con Oh, good morning, riveting stuff guys. So I just
did the whole Shelby Foot. Itwas two hundred hours of listening. I
(04:28):
did the whole Civil War history,and I think every everybody should read that
book. It is fascinating. Itis I'd ready to learn what happens.
It's just as it is fascinating,absolutely fascinating. And all right, uh
amy, hello and good morning,good morning. Okay, and we already
got Cono, I believe, yeah, hookers, oh hookers, that's right.
It's all lakered out, knos alllakerd out. Yeah. Yeah.
(04:53):
And Petros. I got a callfrom Ann that Petros you had asked for
that Mark Furman song. Oh.I played it on the radio. I've
been listening to it all weekend.The Mark for Mana. I still can't
believe that happened. Yeah, Seriaman, who would not give interviews after the
OJ trial. He was the copwho a lot of the trial was based
(05:14):
on that OJ was really being nailedfor racism and Mark Furman got a boy.
He was convicted for perjury because hesaid he didn't use the word.
In fact, he did use theword. And he actually came on to
this show because I'd known him fora few years beforehand, and gave a
parody of himself and it was I'venever seen Petros laugh so hard when we
(05:39):
initially played it when he said tothe N word, I am no stranger.
That doesn't mean the evidence rearrange it. I am Mark for Mana.
Yeah, just Bob Dylan esk Yeah, Tim Kelly. Believe whoever wrote that.
Tim Kelly did very very He usedto be on the show. He's
married to Michelle Kelly. Here onthe show, Michelle Cube, Michelle Cube,
(06:03):
Michelle Cube Kelly. Oh oh yeah, I get it now. Yeah,
she goes by Kelly, except hereshe goes by Cube because we've known
her as Cube for all these years. Okay, yeah, I played that
song and people I would say itwas polarizing in modern day I think modern
day sports talk radio was barely Itwas just right on the edge for polarizing.
(06:25):
Wouldn't people think that was hilarious?People are idiots? No, well,
I don't care. It doesn't matter. I understand my whole life,
Petros, But it's I can't imagineyou would look at that other than cono.
Play that for a second. Youhave it just to remind people what
it is. If people times Yeah, and then we'll go right into the
(06:47):
news. It's Monday, and we'vegot a lot to talking about. There
we go. This is Mark Firming. He gets a blood going, Belle.
We're doing this one to death,aren't we This will be the last
one? Why not last one?Every time I hear my name, it's
(07:09):
always to get the blamer. Theysay the word I used helped to free
the juice. I'm marked for mana. Okay, that's enough. Oh yeah,
you can listen to that all daylong. Put it you put it
on your phone as your ringer.I might make it the interest on the
(07:33):
show. Yeah, wouldn't that behilarious? All right? Yeah, time
for a handle of the News withAmy Petros in today and me lead story
interesting to say the least in theMiddle East. As you know, we
reported a couple of weeks ago thatIsrael had bombed the Iranian consulate in Syria
(07:57):
and killed twelve people, including acouple of scene your revolutionary guard to generals,
and Iran promised retail retaliation, andeverybody's wondering, what the hell,
what they what are they going todo? And we know they launched cruise
missiles, they launched drones, theylaunched rockets towards Israel from these three countries,
(08:18):
a lot of it from Iran.And what it ended up happening almost
no damage. One one person injured, a little girl who was severely severely
injured, clinging for her life,and that's it. And before the missiles
stopped flying, they Iran said,that's it, that's all we're gonna do.
(08:41):
It was basically a message to Israel. They knew that Israel has these
defenses. They launched these drones veryslow, some of them are one hundred
miles per hour, every one ofthem. The drones were knocked down before
they even entered airspace, Israeli airspace, and Iran said okay, that was
our message, of course, cheeringin all over your on. Look what
(09:01):
we did, Look what we did, and that typically happens in the Arab
world. And now Ntagnel who issaying we are going to retaliate, and
everybody is saying, hey, guys, stop right there. Okay, you
started it with the bombing of theconsulate. They responded. No one was
hurt except one person, little girlof her family, of course, is
(09:24):
devastated, and almost no damage,virtually none because Israeli, the Israeli patriot
systems and their anti missile defenses justtook everything down. As a matter of
fact, England was involved. Ithink France was involved. American ally,
America was involved in the shooting downthese drones. And Natagne who is and
(09:46):
his war cabinet, his fundamental crazyass war cabinet, are now allowing retaliation.
And you know, tit for tat. You killed twelve of our people,
we injured one, no damage.Let's stop right here. We had
to respond to because we had torespond, and you would think that would
(10:09):
be it. Everybody around the worldsaying hey, done finished. Iran is
saying done finished. But we'll seewhat happens with Israel. Keep in mind
this is the most conservative, prowar, anti Arab government in the history
of Iran.
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