October 24, 2025 • 25 mins
(October 24, 2025)
IT’S FOODIE FRIDAY! Food enthusiast and host of ‘The Fork Report’ on KFI Neil Saavedra joins Bill to talk about FREE food at Burger King, Costco's abomination aka pumpkin spice bagels, and Teal Pumpkins. The show closes with ‘Ask Handel Anything.’
IT’S FOODIE FRIDAY! Food enthusiast and host of ‘The Fork Report’ on KFI Neil Saavedra joins Bill to talk about FREE food at Burger King, Costco's abomination aka pumpkin spice bagels, and Teal Pumpkins. The show closes with ‘Ask Handel Anything.’
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to bill Handle on demand from kf I
A M six forty.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I mean on six forty bill handle here it is
a foody Friday. Everybody loves Friday, tg y q ls
V Friday.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
It's all good stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
And that means that Neil and I do our foody
Friday segment. You know, we'll get to Costco at some point.
But even more exciting than Costco is free food. Oh yes,
and this morning I brought in some carry cake from
(00:45):
Stonefire Grill this morning and uh, Neil said, you didn't
pay for it, did you? And I smiled and said
gift card? Gift card?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
No, of course not.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I've I make some nasionally substantially less money than you do,
and I don't get that excited over gift cards.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
You know what, It's a religious slash ethnic issue.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Is that right?
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It is? Okay, it really is sorr enough sir, Okay,
Now let's talk about free food at Burger King. That
got me my excitement up. I got some wood on
that one.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
What I could hear down the hallway.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I don't know who it was, but I can hear
down the hallway someone go rows.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Okay, moving on free food at Burger King, I want
to boycott.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
God.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
So there's a lot going on October at Burger King
and people, you know, sometimes we'll say, how can you
talk about fast food and costco all the time? On
Handles show on Friday, I'm like, because one, that's what
hands the ones, and two it does well, Hey, Kono,
doesn't it do well as far as the podcast.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Go, Coono's not even there? Oh there he is the.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Best, the best, right, it does very well Foody Friday. Right,
So okay, so stop arguing. Okay, So what's going on
right now? You've got today, You've got a free four
piece chicken fries there at Burger King. Tomorrow you're going
to have a free four piece Cinni minis, and then
(02:29):
on the twenty six a free Whopper Junior. Okay, hang
on a minute. When you say four for free fries,
is that chicken fries? Those are like chicken strips? Oh
got it, they're okay, just come in lack a freeze,
So why you walk in the door you get it
for free? Well, they always have something. In this case,
it's the loyalty rewards program. Okay, So you have to
(02:51):
be a part of that. But okay, big deal.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Well you know you get only yeah, you have to
do the email. You get the email.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
You ask so funny like you don't want when you
say free, you don't want to do anything except be
bill handled.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
That is correct.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
You want to be Bill handled.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
And people go here, mister Bill Handle, we want to
give you something free. And that's it. That is absolutely correct.
That happens for one person. I know, Bill Handle, you
can make that happen. It's you know how they.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Tell you can. You can be anybody you want. This
is America, and it doesn't matter who or what you're doing.
You pull yourselves by the bootstraps and you can do
any You can be president, and in my case, you
can get free food.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
It's along the same lines.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Because of moral ethics and standards that I have. Are
those as a human being? What are those human beings?
Are people that well?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Never mind? But yeah, so for those of you who
are interested, Burger King has that for you going on?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Right now? Okay, let's talk.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You know, you just pointed out where we have you know,
monitors alliver the studio here and you're looking at a commercial.
We keep those on side island where they're already starting Christmas.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Oh, there was a Commercis commercial, I know, the twenty
fourth of October. Completely, we haven't even had Spooky Time. Yeah,
we're not done with Spooky Time.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I know.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
So what specials specific to Halloween are going on right now?
Because the free food at Burger King is not specific
to Halloween, it's just I assume, just coincidental that is
the end of the month.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Yeah, that's just that has no tie in whatsoever that
I'm aware of. Okay, this is the fact that they're
giving away some food.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
So what do they do because.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I don't remember Halloween themed fast food promotion.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Well, they do have a lot of promotions going on
in fast food right now. They have some Black bund Burgers,
they have a lot of there was a Wendy's partnership
with Wednesday, the television show on Netflix. There's a lot
of them going on right now. As far as a
(05:00):
you go to Krispy Kreme and they have the decorated
Halloween donuts that come out each year. There's a lot
of fast food tie ins for Halloween, more than ever before.
As a matter of fact, because Halloween is quickly becoming
one of the biggest holidays because you've got candy purchases,
you've got costume purchases, you've got decor purchases, food purchases.
(05:24):
So it's growing massively in every front And like I said,
we just spent like a hundred bucks for candy, and
I bet you we're going to have to get more before.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
If you dress up for Halloween all sometimes they'll.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Put something on when we're passing out candy or something
like that. But we'll have an open house this year
because it lands on a Friday, which means family and
friends can come by at anytime and just kind of
circle through and we'll have food and I'll decorate the
front yard. It'll be a haunted mansion theme this.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Year will be free food. No, there's a good chance
I'm gonna come by.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
You know. I have a reverse belief system when it
comes to bill Handle. Everybody gets free food except you.
So that's all I care about.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
And you dress up? You don't dress up at all? Okay? Amy?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Do you do your whole house?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
But I don't dress up? Go to town? Amy, do
you dress up at all? I usually do?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Okay for even if you're not going to a party. Yeah,
you know what Lindsay does the same thing. She says,
we'll get a dress up for Halloween. You know when
the kids open the door and go.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
What are you doing? Yeah, if you do it for
the trick or treaders, what the hell are you doing?
I mean, it's for me. It's easy.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
You know. I have varicos veins, so I just put
a bathing suit and I come as a roadmap.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
But that's the rest of it is.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I don't get dressing up for kids that are coming
to the door.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Guys should go as the old guy in the tramp.
That's what I know where you can get it up.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Oh good god, all right, Uh.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
We'll come back with more.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Is that? Oh yeah, Well I'm just sitting here just
reading all right. Uh some Costco news.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yes, I put this in here because one it's Costco
and two it might be an abomination to you. So
Costco just dropped its pumpkin spice bagels.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
What's your.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Face?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Well, you're look in your face just dropped.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah. You know when you mentioned pumpkin spice bagels, you
can't say pumpkin spice and bagels in the same sentence.
But those are not bagels. They're not jew bagels. And
the only kind of real bagels are jew bagels, and
they're only there's really only one kind of jew bagels,
and that's the A and that's.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Plain bagel, water bagel.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Now close to that is onion bagel, and egg bagel.
After that, then let's go next tier up, which we've
just cross the line in terms of real jew bagels.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Then you have garlic bagels, salt bagels, everything bagels. Those
are quasi their earsots bagels.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Then we have the blueberry, the cinnamon, uh, the chocolate bagels,
chocolate chip, and pumpkin spice bagels.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Pumpkin spice.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I know, come on, guys, that is that gonna be
the straw that broke the coummels back for you.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I've never had I'm not gonna go to Costco, and
I would never have a pumpkin spice baby. What if
they offered a free sample, I actually would say no
to that. I would say no, they're very good. I
would say no to wait. That is a sacrilege.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
People.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
People say that if you can put a little cream
cheese on there, it makes them uh uh contender for
the best fall breakfast.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Wrong.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
I could have been a contender.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
No, yeah, this is okay, it's just a horrible cozy. Also,
one of the scriptors out here, one of.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
The things about bagels at Costco is they are horrible.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
I mean I don't know that I've ever purchased.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, they're not good. I mean they're cheap, but they're
not good. You have to go to a real bagel.
Plat's how I describe you exactly.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Well, okay, so you won't be getting them, No, I
will not.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Okay, I don't care. I would have gotten rid of them.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Okay. I want to tell you one last thing. This
is super cool.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
So if you're out there with your kids trick or
treating all of that, and you see a teal pumpkin
on the porch, you know whether someone's painted a pumpkin
teal or whether it's an artificial one. Uh, this is
something very very sweet. So it started as like this,
this basic gesture for kids with food allergies, but now
(09:48):
it's become this global movement on days like Halloween to
let kids know or parents know that there are non
food treats available for children with food allergies, so that
it shows that that house is aware that there are
kids that can't have treats like that food treats. So
(10:09):
what they do is they make sure that they have
stuff for kids with food alergies. And I thought that
is a what a cool way to celebrate this particular holiday.
So glow sticks or stickers or small toys or any
of these non food items can be offered up to
a child. And as a parent of an eight year
(10:30):
old who we often have kids over to the house,
we always make sure that we have stuff, whether it's
you know, friends that have Type one diabetes or they
have a peanut allergy, or they have whatever, to make
sure that they feel like they are part of things
as well.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
How about an upside down pineapple.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
That well, I think you know that means sir, so.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I don't want to put that on the porch, Dowie
if you put it.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
What would an upside down pumpkin means? Who's getting it
on that day?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
No, a an upside down pineapple means something else. Don't
put that in your front yard. Bill and Lindsay might
show up and say hiya. He seemed like a nice couple.
But I thought that was just a really sweet thing.
And it was founded by this woman Becky bus alone
back in twenty thirteen, and it's adopted by a group
(11:24):
called Fair and it's basically just a local effort in
global awareness about kids with food allergies.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Or hey, we know that Halloween is growing among adults.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It's become it's basically become an adult holiday where you
have Halloween parties and costumes and people make a big
big deal about it. Is there any growth in terms
of kids or is that basically flat?
Speaker 5 (11:51):
That's an excellent question. I don't know that I have
the answer to it.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
I do know that, you know, just watching objective would
be a anecdotally I guess is looking or subjectively carry
the one is looking around. We get a decent number,
but we tend to decorate our house, right, But you
know what's happening in my neighborhood this year. They're blocking
off more streets than ever before. Okay, so they block
(12:16):
them off make them safe for kids to walk through,
and that's a good sign to me. Okay, you know,
so that's happening more and more. But parents are pickier.
We're picky as to where we're taking.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Oh yeah, helicopter parenting, especially trick or treating.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
I mean, that's on a whole different being aware. We're
not crazy about it, but being aware.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
All right, last half hour of Friday always great fun.
It's ask Handle Anything, and it's you asking me questions.
And we record these during the week and Neil chooses
the questions that are going to be played in just
a moment or two, and I hear them for the
first time just like you do. And I try to
(12:57):
answer virtually everything. Now there's a couple of personal things
that I won't answer. You know, Bill, have you ever
had an std I listening in your business?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Three times?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
And will go ahead and answer all those questions? All right,
cono question This is for Bill Handle.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Hey, Bill, ask you anything. My wife and I recently
separated and I found out that she's dating my best
friend and a lot more than dating, according to her.
So now I moved to Texas from Los Angeles. I
moved to San Antonio and she's giving me a lot
of hints that she wants me to come back. Wanted
(13:37):
to see what you think I should do.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Thanks, Bill, Love your show depends on how much money
she has.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
That's I feel for that guy. You can hear it
in his voice.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
What did he want Maybe he wants to have her back.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
No, no, just don't.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah, okay, that's your advice, which is good.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I think so.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I think he wants to come back. I think he does.
But I'm telling them, you're saying, don't come back. I
got so let me go.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Never treat her the same and it's not fair for anybody,
and let me go back.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
To Yeah, it depends how much money she has.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
It's just not real friend.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
It was.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
It was his best friend.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yes, you know, there's a great story about That's like
there was a divorce story where you had a guy
who caught his wife in bed with his best friend
and he said, murray, I have to do this, but
you okay, all right, moving on? Please, hey handle, why
(14:42):
is there an Eastern seaboard but not a Western seaboard.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I figured you would know something.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Thanks have absolutely no idea.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
I was laughing you. I'm like, that sounds like something
you should know.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, well, I think it's because they have board, you know,
Atlantic City and the word board, and it's in the East.
I'm guessing, and that was way way before anything developed
in the West.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
That's just a guess. That's just a guess.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
But I think a lot of it has to do
there's certain terms that are used on the East because
the East. Uh, you know when when the country was
founded in the you know, late seventeen hundreds, you know,
la was you know, there were four Indians and there
were a Native Americans. Yeah you know those two Yeah,
those are feather Indians, not DoD Indians. And there was
(15:33):
there was a couple of missions that were put up
by you know, father Hugh Nippero Sarah.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
And who they put put up. Yeah, there was Native
Americans and they simply just put them up.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, the father of Hugh Nippo Sara that we used
to study as a wonderful historian figure. It turns out
he enslaved all of the dative Americans and forced them
to build the missions.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
And now we have to replicate them in macaroni.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, fourth grade. Yeah, I'm know everybody does that, all right?
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Kono hi Bill, longtime listener since the early nineties. Actually,
I have a question for you. Have you used boner pills?
Do you have any cautionary tales, experience or advice?
Speaker 5 (16:16):
You know what, I guess it's more than one question.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, you know what I have to tell you and
that'll be well said Boner Pills.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
I appreciate she's not asking for herself.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
So, you know what, as a matter of fact, just
to your point, it looks like first quarter I'm going
to be doing commercials for Boner Pills. Yes, for Boner Pills.
And here is you know, I'm literally on the.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Verge Boner Pills.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
And I'll tell you, and I'll tell you why I'm
on the verge because it's getting too expensive for me
to throw two hundred dollars at Lindsay and say go here,
go take care of yourself and leave me alone. It's
just too much money. So yeah, I'm on my way precisely.
You know that's a you know, Kno, that is a
(17:06):
promo if I've ever heard one. If I have ever
heard of a proto promo that we have to do exactly. Okay,
oh what promo nography. That's why I love about this segment.
I just love this segment. All right, I think we
have time for one more before we take a break.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Hey, Bill, I know you're not going to care about this,
but I'm gonna ask you anyway, and the rest of
the team, if you're going to paint your face like
one of the characters from Kiss? Which one would it be?
Star Child, Demon, space Man or cat Man?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Are those the characters and Kiss? I don't even know
that those are the four. I had no idea. I
knew there were four guys and they their is the
cat I did.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Not know that you have Starchild.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I I did not know that at all.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
So Demon, I'd be one of these.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
He's also Jewish, I'd be Simmons.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah, oh yeah he has Oh yeah, he was a
school teacher here in Los Angeles.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Yeah. Oh do you still get the newsletter? No, the
Jews letter.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
H I would probably paint myself as posh.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Okay, got it, all right, all right, come on, next question.
Speaker 8 (18:24):
Hey Bill, this is Devin in l A quick question.
I just wanted to ask you, man, what would you
consider the greatest movie of all time?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Subway Slut?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I thought I thought that was just a film that
I absolutely loved.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Please make Way for the Door.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Uh, you know, a traditionalists, probably, I would guess Gone
with the Wind, and I could.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I appreciate its history so much.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Uh yeah, big fan of movies, but you know, there's
so many It's one of those things where there's so.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Many nothing more modern.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Huh was it?
Speaker 9 (19:08):
You know?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Uh? Producers? I think it was very funny.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I'm just not miss thinking off the top of my head.
But do I have a favorite movie? Uh?
Speaker 3 (19:16):
No, I only like the historical content.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
All the stuff that's tied into oppression.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Yeah, pretty much, slavery and all that. But just you
know the Burning of Atlanta, when the back lot of
MGM burned down and David o' slznik buty the way,
do you know what the O stood for in David
o'ceell nick. No, nothing, he made that up. He thought
it would just sound better, Harry S. Truman, The S
stands for nothing.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Really, Yeah, It's just you know, I call Amy Amy K.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
King and people will sometimes go, why do you call her?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
That? K?
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Is her meddle name and so on her social media
it's Amy K King, Amy Amy K King, But people
like King, why do you call her?
Speaker 5 (19:59):
What does that mean? It's her middle name, not the letter,
it's not the initials.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
It's kay. Didn't know that, didn't know that? All right?
Cold on something Friday.
Speaker 10 (20:11):
Bill, I was thinking about the person that you used
to mention, and you shows Maria. She used to work
for you, your nanny housekeeper slash gardener. Does she still
work for your family or she did you help her
get her legal status in the USA after serving you
for so many years? Or did you turn her twice?
By the way, this is my question for the next
(20:32):
White House event.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Okay, qualify me.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
The answer is yes, Maria still works for us. We
hired Maria as the girl's nanny when she was when
the girls were five. They're now thirty. Maria is still there,
and Maria lives with Marjorie and does basically you know,
the girls are gone, but Marjorie and Maria became so
(20:57):
close that Maria is still there and effectively is a
nanny for Marjorie if you will, or takes care of
Marjorie's a housekeeper and as did I help her become legal?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
No, actually she was already.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Actually the other way is I tried to get her
deported because.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
It was she is the only housekeeper I know that
has a housekeeper.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
I remember that she a housekeeper coming and I go, well,
what's that, Oh, well that's the housekeeper. Then what's Maria. Well,
she's a housekeeper, but she doesn't do housekeeping stuff.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Anyway, Maria's yes, she is absolutely with us, and no,
she was legal. She came to this country, by the way,
the back in the trunk of a car, and I
took and was able to take advantage of Ronald Reagan's
first amnesty. So she's been here a very very long
time and a very sharp lady boy, and she jumped
on that one.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
All right.
Speaker 9 (21:53):
Cono, another one, Bill, Why is it that time slows
down the faster you travel through space and the closer
you are to a supermassive heavy object? And why does
time stop if you travel the speed of light?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Okay, it's a very good question. First of all, time
does not stop with the speed of light. It just
slows down. Second of all, you're talking about Einstein, Einsteins, Einstein,
Einstein's bagels, Einstein's theory of relativity, and to describe relativity.
And I've often been asked to do this because I
am such a academic and a mathematical maven is Okay,
(22:34):
here is the theory of relativity. When you are having sex,
good sex, one hour of it seems like a minute.
When you are sitting naked on a hot stove, one
minute seems like an hour.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Okay, ultimately, you still had sex for only one minute.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
I just want to make that clear.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
That's a very good point. It's there's a speed of
light some time.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Don't do it on the stove, so she doesn't feel
that it's longer.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
That's true. All right, Cono, I think we have time
for one more.
Speaker 11 (23:09):
Hey, good morning, Billy. I got a question for you.
There's not a show that goes by you don't mention Costco.
So my question is how many times a week do
you go and like Zummans, are you financially invested in them?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Okay, the answer is no, and I go. Costco is
at least twice a week.
Speaker 8 (23:28):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Costco is my therapy. Now I fired my therapist because
I found out. Is it publicly traded? I don't know
if Costco is?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Yes, it is, Oh it is publicly traded.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Oh you have You don't have stuck in Costco?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
You might just make your money back.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
I don't buy stock, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
I basically buy mutual funds, and I'm sure someone in
there they have Costco. Because I don't choose. It's too
volatile me for choosing stock. So I'm not tremendously good
at that. And although I have to tell you a
couple of days ago, I went to Smart and Final
and I'm becoming a fan of Smart and Final and
I must tell you it is great. And they have
(24:08):
these pork egg rolls that you can't find any place
else on the planet, and I go to Smart and
Final to buy those. Also, if you have parties, you know,
we had a party, and I mean, where else are
you going to go to? You have party goods other
than Smart and Final, But not like Smart and Final. No, no, no, no,
not like Smarts.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Also one of the few places you can find extra
or high gluten flour making pizza and bread.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
All right, So anyway, that's the point I go a
couple times a week to Costco.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Has to become therapy for me. That's that's it. We're done. God,
it was a fun quick week, wasn't it?
Speaker 10 (24:43):
All?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Right?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Coming up, Gary and Shannon, I'm back tomorrow morning eight
to eleven o'clock with Handle on the Law, Marginal legal Advice,
Rich the Murrow from eleven to two and Neil of
course from two to five. And Monday we start all
over again exactly with the same and crew. And that
I just say, Gary and Shannon are coming up next.
I have to give him some kudos here, all.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Right, Gary and Shannon are coming up next.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Oh, well done, kudos haven't been done?
Speaker 3 (25:10):
There you go, boy.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
This is why I get paid the big bucks, because
I am the professional around here. Sure piss everyone off,
that's absolutely true. All Right, guys, we're done. This is
KFI AM six point forty.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
You've been listening to the Bill Handle Show.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Catch my Show Monday through Friday six am to nine am,
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A M six forty.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I mean on six forty bill handle here it is
a foody Friday. Everybody loves Friday, tg y q ls
V Friday.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
It's all good stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
And that means that Neil and I do our foody
Friday segment. You know, we'll get to Costco at some point.
But even more exciting than Costco is free food. Oh yes,
and this morning I brought in some carry cake from
(00:45):
Stonefire Grill this morning and uh, Neil said, you didn't
pay for it, did you? And I smiled and said
gift card? Gift card?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
No, of course not.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I've I make some nasionally substantially less money than you do,
and I don't get that excited over gift cards.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
You know what, It's a religious slash ethnic issue.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Is that right?
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It is? Okay, it really is sorr enough sir, Okay,
Now let's talk about free food at Burger King. That
got me my excitement up. I got some wood on
that one.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
What I could hear down the hallway.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I don't know who it was, but I can hear
down the hallway someone go rows.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Okay, moving on free food at Burger King, I want
to boycott.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
God.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
So there's a lot going on October at Burger King
and people, you know, sometimes we'll say, how can you
talk about fast food and costco all the time? On
Handles show on Friday, I'm like, because one, that's what
hands the ones, and two it does well, Hey, Kono,
doesn't it do well as far as the podcast.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Go, Coono's not even there? Oh there he is the.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Best, the best, right, it does very well Foody Friday. Right,
So okay, so stop arguing. Okay, So what's going on
right now? You've got today, You've got a free four
piece chicken fries there at Burger King. Tomorrow you're going
to have a free four piece Cinni minis, and then
(02:29):
on the twenty six a free Whopper Junior. Okay, hang
on a minute. When you say four for free fries,
is that chicken fries? Those are like chicken strips? Oh
got it, they're okay, just come in lack a freeze,
So why you walk in the door you get it
for free? Well, they always have something. In this case,
it's the loyalty rewards program. Okay, So you have to
(02:51):
be a part of that. But okay, big deal.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Well you know you get only yeah, you have to
do the email. You get the email.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
You ask so funny like you don't want when you
say free, you don't want to do anything except be
bill handled.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
That is correct.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
You want to be Bill handled.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
And people go here, mister Bill Handle, we want to
give you something free. And that's it. That is absolutely correct.
That happens for one person. I know, Bill Handle, you
can make that happen. It's you know how they.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Tell you can. You can be anybody you want. This
is America, and it doesn't matter who or what you're doing.
You pull yourselves by the bootstraps and you can do
any You can be president, and in my case, you
can get free food.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
It's along the same lines.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Because of moral ethics and standards that I have. Are
those as a human being? What are those human beings?
Are people that well?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Never mind? But yeah, so for those of you who
are interested, Burger King has that for you going on?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Right now? Okay, let's talk.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You know, you just pointed out where we have you know,
monitors alliver the studio here and you're looking at a commercial.
We keep those on side island where they're already starting Christmas.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Oh, there was a Commercis commercial, I know, the twenty
fourth of October. Completely, we haven't even had Spooky Time. Yeah,
we're not done with Spooky Time.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I know.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
So what specials specific to Halloween are going on right now?
Because the free food at Burger King is not specific
to Halloween, it's just I assume, just coincidental that is
the end of the month.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Yeah, that's just that has no tie in whatsoever that
I'm aware of. Okay, this is the fact that they're
giving away some food.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
So what do they do because.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I don't remember Halloween themed fast food promotion.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Well, they do have a lot of promotions going on
in fast food right now. They have some Black bund Burgers,
they have a lot of there was a Wendy's partnership
with Wednesday, the television show on Netflix. There's a lot
of them going on right now. As far as a
(05:00):
you go to Krispy Kreme and they have the decorated
Halloween donuts that come out each year. There's a lot
of fast food tie ins for Halloween, more than ever before.
As a matter of fact, because Halloween is quickly becoming
one of the biggest holidays because you've got candy purchases,
you've got costume purchases, you've got decor purchases, food purchases.
(05:24):
So it's growing massively in every front And like I said,
we just spent like a hundred bucks for candy, and
I bet you we're going to have to get more before.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
If you dress up for Halloween all sometimes they'll.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Put something on when we're passing out candy or something
like that. But we'll have an open house this year
because it lands on a Friday, which means family and
friends can come by at anytime and just kind of
circle through and we'll have food and I'll decorate the
front yard. It'll be a haunted mansion theme this.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Year will be free food. No, there's a good chance
I'm gonna come by.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
You know. I have a reverse belief system when it
comes to bill Handle. Everybody gets free food except you.
So that's all I care about.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
And you dress up? You don't dress up at all? Okay? Amy?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Do you do your whole house?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
But I don't dress up? Go to town? Amy, do
you dress up at all? I usually do?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Okay for even if you're not going to a party. Yeah,
you know what Lindsay does the same thing. She says,
we'll get a dress up for Halloween. You know when
the kids open the door and go.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
What are you doing? Yeah, if you do it for
the trick or treaders, what the hell are you doing?
I mean, it's for me. It's easy.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
You know. I have varicos veins, so I just put
a bathing suit and I come as a roadmap.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
But that's the rest of it is.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I don't get dressing up for kids that are coming
to the door.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Guys should go as the old guy in the tramp.
That's what I know where you can get it up.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Oh good god, all right, Uh.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
We'll come back with more.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Is that? Oh yeah, Well I'm just sitting here just
reading all right. Uh some Costco news.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yes, I put this in here because one it's Costco
and two it might be an abomination to you. So
Costco just dropped its pumpkin spice bagels.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
What's your.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Face?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Well, you're look in your face just dropped.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah. You know when you mentioned pumpkin spice bagels, you
can't say pumpkin spice and bagels in the same sentence.
But those are not bagels. They're not jew bagels. And
the only kind of real bagels are jew bagels, and
they're only there's really only one kind of jew bagels,
and that's the A and that's.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Plain bagel, water bagel.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Now close to that is onion bagel, and egg bagel.
After that, then let's go next tier up, which we've
just cross the line in terms of real jew bagels.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Then you have garlic bagels, salt bagels, everything bagels. Those
are quasi their earsots bagels.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Then we have the blueberry, the cinnamon, uh, the chocolate bagels,
chocolate chip, and pumpkin spice bagels.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Pumpkin spice.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I know, come on, guys, that is that gonna be
the straw that broke the coummels back for you.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I've never had I'm not gonna go to Costco, and
I would never have a pumpkin spice baby. What if
they offered a free sample, I actually would say no
to that. I would say no, they're very good. I
would say no to wait. That is a sacrilege.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
People.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
People say that if you can put a little cream
cheese on there, it makes them uh uh contender for
the best fall breakfast.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Wrong.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
I could have been a contender.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
No, yeah, this is okay, it's just a horrible cozy. Also,
one of the scriptors out here, one of.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
The things about bagels at Costco is they are horrible.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
I mean I don't know that I've ever purchased.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, they're not good. I mean they're cheap, but they're
not good. You have to go to a real bagel.
Plat's how I describe you exactly.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Well, okay, so you won't be getting them, No, I
will not.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Okay, I don't care. I would have gotten rid of them.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Okay. I want to tell you one last thing. This
is super cool.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
So if you're out there with your kids trick or
treating all of that, and you see a teal pumpkin
on the porch, you know whether someone's painted a pumpkin
teal or whether it's an artificial one. Uh, this is
something very very sweet. So it started as like this,
this basic gesture for kids with food allergies, but now
(09:48):
it's become this global movement on days like Halloween to
let kids know or parents know that there are non
food treats available for children with food allergies, so that
it shows that that house is aware that there are
kids that can't have treats like that food treats. So
(10:09):
what they do is they make sure that they have
stuff for kids with food alergies. And I thought that
is a what a cool way to celebrate this particular holiday.
So glow sticks or stickers or small toys or any
of these non food items can be offered up to
a child. And as a parent of an eight year
(10:30):
old who we often have kids over to the house,
we always make sure that we have stuff, whether it's
you know, friends that have Type one diabetes or they
have a peanut allergy, or they have whatever, to make
sure that they feel like they are part of things
as well.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
How about an upside down pineapple.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
That well, I think you know that means sir, so.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I don't want to put that on the porch, Dowie
if you put it.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
What would an upside down pumpkin means? Who's getting it
on that day?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
No, a an upside down pineapple means something else. Don't
put that in your front yard. Bill and Lindsay might
show up and say hiya. He seemed like a nice couple.
But I thought that was just a really sweet thing.
And it was founded by this woman Becky bus alone
back in twenty thirteen, and it's adopted by a group
(11:24):
called Fair and it's basically just a local effort in
global awareness about kids with food allergies.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Or hey, we know that Halloween is growing among adults.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It's become it's basically become an adult holiday where you
have Halloween parties and costumes and people make a big
big deal about it. Is there any growth in terms
of kids or is that basically flat?
Speaker 5 (11:51):
That's an excellent question. I don't know that I have
the answer to it.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
I do know that, you know, just watching objective would
be a anecdotally I guess is looking or subjectively carry
the one is looking around. We get a decent number,
but we tend to decorate our house, right, But you
know what's happening in my neighborhood this year. They're blocking
off more streets than ever before. Okay, so they block
(12:16):
them off make them safe for kids to walk through,
and that's a good sign to me. Okay, you know,
so that's happening more and more. But parents are pickier.
We're picky as to where we're taking.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Oh yeah, helicopter parenting, especially trick or treating.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
I mean, that's on a whole different being aware. We're
not crazy about it, but being aware.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
All right, last half hour of Friday always great fun.
It's ask Handle Anything, and it's you asking me questions.
And we record these during the week and Neil chooses
the questions that are going to be played in just
a moment or two, and I hear them for the
first time just like you do. And I try to
(12:57):
answer virtually everything. Now there's a couple of personal things
that I won't answer. You know, Bill, have you ever
had an std I listening in your business?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Three times?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
And will go ahead and answer all those questions? All right,
cono question This is for Bill Handle.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Hey, Bill, ask you anything. My wife and I recently
separated and I found out that she's dating my best
friend and a lot more than dating, according to her.
So now I moved to Texas from Los Angeles. I
moved to San Antonio and she's giving me a lot
of hints that she wants me to come back. Wanted
(13:37):
to see what you think I should do.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Thanks, Bill, Love your show depends on how much money
she has.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
That's I feel for that guy. You can hear it
in his voice.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
What did he want Maybe he wants to have her back.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
No, no, just don't.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah, okay, that's your advice, which is good.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I think so.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I think he wants to come back. I think he does.
But I'm telling them, you're saying, don't come back. I
got so let me go.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Never treat her the same and it's not fair for anybody,
and let me go back.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
To Yeah, it depends how much money she has.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
It's just not real friend.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
It was.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
It was his best friend.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yes, you know, there's a great story about That's like
there was a divorce story where you had a guy
who caught his wife in bed with his best friend
and he said, murray, I have to do this, but
you okay, all right, moving on? Please, hey handle, why
(14:42):
is there an Eastern seaboard but not a Western seaboard.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I figured you would know something.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Thanks have absolutely no idea.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
I was laughing you. I'm like, that sounds like something
you should know.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, well, I think it's because they have board, you know,
Atlantic City and the word board, and it's in the East.
I'm guessing, and that was way way before anything developed
in the West.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
That's just a guess. That's just a guess.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
But I think a lot of it has to do
there's certain terms that are used on the East because
the East. Uh, you know when when the country was
founded in the you know, late seventeen hundreds, you know,
la was you know, there were four Indians and there
were a Native Americans. Yeah you know those two Yeah,
those are feather Indians, not DoD Indians. And there was
(15:33):
there was a couple of missions that were put up
by you know, father Hugh Nippero Sarah.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
And who they put put up. Yeah, there was Native
Americans and they simply just put them up.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, the father of Hugh Nippo Sara that we used
to study as a wonderful historian figure. It turns out
he enslaved all of the dative Americans and forced them
to build the missions.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
And now we have to replicate them in macaroni.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, fourth grade. Yeah, I'm know everybody does that, all right?
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Kono hi Bill, longtime listener since the early nineties. Actually,
I have a question for you. Have you used boner pills?
Do you have any cautionary tales, experience or advice?
Speaker 5 (16:16):
You know what, I guess it's more than one question.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, you know what I have to tell you and
that'll be well said Boner Pills.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
I appreciate she's not asking for herself.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
So, you know what, as a matter of fact, just
to your point, it looks like first quarter I'm going
to be doing commercials for Boner Pills. Yes, for Boner Pills.
And here is you know, I'm literally on the.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Verge Boner Pills.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
And I'll tell you, and I'll tell you why I'm
on the verge because it's getting too expensive for me
to throw two hundred dollars at Lindsay and say go here,
go take care of yourself and leave me alone. It's
just too much money. So yeah, I'm on my way precisely.
You know that's a you know, Kno, that is a
(17:06):
promo if I've ever heard one. If I have ever
heard of a proto promo that we have to do exactly. Okay,
oh what promo nography. That's why I love about this segment.
I just love this segment. All right, I think we
have time for one more before we take a break.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Hey, Bill, I know you're not going to care about this,
but I'm gonna ask you anyway, and the rest of
the team, if you're going to paint your face like
one of the characters from Kiss? Which one would it be?
Star Child, Demon, space Man or cat Man?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Are those the characters and Kiss? I don't even know
that those are the four. I had no idea. I
knew there were four guys and they their is the
cat I did.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Not know that you have Starchild.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I I did not know that at all.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
So Demon, I'd be one of these.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
He's also Jewish, I'd be Simmons.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah, oh yeah he has Oh yeah, he was a
school teacher here in Los Angeles.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Yeah. Oh do you still get the newsletter? No, the
Jews letter.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
H I would probably paint myself as posh.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Okay, got it, all right, all right, come on, next question.
Speaker 8 (18:24):
Hey Bill, this is Devin in l A quick question.
I just wanted to ask you, man, what would you
consider the greatest movie of all time?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Subway Slut?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I thought I thought that was just a film that
I absolutely loved.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Please make Way for the Door.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Uh, you know, a traditionalists, probably, I would guess Gone
with the Wind, and I could.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I appreciate its history so much.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Uh yeah, big fan of movies, but you know, there's
so many It's one of those things where there's so.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Many nothing more modern.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Huh was it?
Speaker 9 (19:08):
You know?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Uh? Producers? I think it was very funny.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I'm just not miss thinking off the top of my head.
But do I have a favorite movie? Uh?
Speaker 3 (19:16):
No, I only like the historical content.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
All the stuff that's tied into oppression.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Yeah, pretty much, slavery and all that. But just you
know the Burning of Atlanta, when the back lot of
MGM burned down and David o' slznik buty the way,
do you know what the O stood for in David
o'ceell nick. No, nothing, he made that up. He thought
it would just sound better, Harry S. Truman, The S
stands for nothing.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Really, Yeah, It's just you know, I call Amy Amy K.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
King and people will sometimes go, why do you call her?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
That? K?
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Is her meddle name and so on her social media
it's Amy K King, Amy Amy K King, But people
like King, why do you call her?
Speaker 5 (19:59):
What does that mean? It's her middle name, not the letter,
it's not the initials.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
It's kay. Didn't know that, didn't know that? All right?
Cold on something Friday.
Speaker 10 (20:11):
Bill, I was thinking about the person that you used
to mention, and you shows Maria. She used to work
for you, your nanny housekeeper slash gardener. Does she still
work for your family or she did you help her
get her legal status in the USA after serving you
for so many years? Or did you turn her twice?
By the way, this is my question for the next
(20:32):
White House event.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Okay, qualify me.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
The answer is yes, Maria still works for us. We
hired Maria as the girl's nanny when she was when
the girls were five. They're now thirty. Maria is still there,
and Maria lives with Marjorie and does basically you know,
the girls are gone, but Marjorie and Maria became so
(20:57):
close that Maria is still there and effectively is a
nanny for Marjorie if you will, or takes care of
Marjorie's a housekeeper and as did I help her become legal?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
No, actually she was already.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Actually the other way is I tried to get her
deported because.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
It was she is the only housekeeper I know that
has a housekeeper.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
I remember that she a housekeeper coming and I go, well,
what's that, Oh, well that's the housekeeper. Then what's Maria. Well,
she's a housekeeper, but she doesn't do housekeeping stuff.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Anyway, Maria's yes, she is absolutely with us, and no,
she was legal. She came to this country, by the way,
the back in the trunk of a car, and I
took and was able to take advantage of Ronald Reagan's
first amnesty. So she's been here a very very long
time and a very sharp lady boy, and she jumped
on that one.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
All right.
Speaker 9 (21:53):
Cono, another one, Bill, Why is it that time slows
down the faster you travel through space and the closer
you are to a supermassive heavy object? And why does
time stop if you travel the speed of light?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Okay, it's a very good question. First of all, time
does not stop with the speed of light. It just
slows down. Second of all, you're talking about Einstein, Einsteins, Einstein,
Einstein's bagels, Einstein's theory of relativity, and to describe relativity.
And I've often been asked to do this because I
am such a academic and a mathematical maven is Okay,
(22:34):
here is the theory of relativity. When you are having sex,
good sex, one hour of it seems like a minute.
When you are sitting naked on a hot stove, one
minute seems like an hour.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Okay, ultimately, you still had sex for only one minute.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
I just want to make that clear.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
That's a very good point. It's there's a speed of
light some time.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Don't do it on the stove, so she doesn't feel
that it's longer.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
That's true. All right, Cono, I think we have time
for one more.
Speaker 11 (23:09):
Hey, good morning, Billy. I got a question for you.
There's not a show that goes by you don't mention Costco.
So my question is how many times a week do
you go and like Zummans, are you financially invested in them?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Okay, the answer is no, and I go. Costco is
at least twice a week.
Speaker 8 (23:28):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Costco is my therapy. Now I fired my therapist because
I found out. Is it publicly traded? I don't know
if Costco is?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Yes, it is, Oh it is publicly traded.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Oh you have You don't have stuck in Costco?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
You might just make your money back.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
I don't buy stock, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
I basically buy mutual funds, and I'm sure someone in
there they have Costco. Because I don't choose. It's too
volatile me for choosing stock. So I'm not tremendously good
at that. And although I have to tell you a
couple of days ago, I went to Smart and Final
and I'm becoming a fan of Smart and Final and
I must tell you it is great. And they have
(24:08):
these pork egg rolls that you can't find any place
else on the planet, and I go to Smart and
Final to buy those. Also, if you have parties, you know,
we had a party, and I mean, where else are
you going to go to? You have party goods other
than Smart and Final, But not like Smart and Final. No, no, no, no,
not like Smarts.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Also one of the few places you can find extra
or high gluten flour making pizza and bread.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
All right, So anyway, that's the point I go a
couple times a week to Costco.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Has to become therapy for me. That's that's it. We're done. God,
it was a fun quick week, wasn't it?
Speaker 10 (24:43):
All?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Right?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Coming up, Gary and Shannon, I'm back tomorrow morning eight
to eleven o'clock with Handle on the Law, Marginal legal Advice,
Rich the Murrow from eleven to two and Neil of
course from two to five. And Monday we start all
over again exactly with the same and crew. And that
I just say, Gary and Shannon are coming up next.
I have to give him some kudos here, all.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Right, Gary and Shannon are coming up next.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Oh, well done, kudos haven't been done?
Speaker 3 (25:10):
There you go, boy.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
This is why I get paid the big bucks, because
I am the professional around here. Sure piss everyone off,
that's absolutely true. All Right, guys, we're done. This is
KFI AM six point forty.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
You've been listening to the Bill Handle Show.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
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