August 22, 2025 • 30 mins
8:00 - Southwest Airlines updates it's plus-sized passenger policy.
8:15 - The exclusive dating app, Raya, has a 2.5 million long wait list for their services.
8:30 - Ask Handel Anything
8:50 - Ask Handel Anything.
8:15 - The exclusive dating app, Raya, has a 2.5 million long wait list for their services.
8:30 - Ask Handel Anything
8:50 - Ask Handel Anything.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You're listening to bill Handle on demand from KFI AM
six forty.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
KFI AM six forty Bill Handle here on a very
hot Friday, August twenty two. Neil not with us, So
at the bottom of the hour when I when we
broadcast and I answer questions on ask Handle anything, Neil
is not going to be joining us. He's filling in
for Tim Conway today and he'll be back on Monday.
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Southwest Airlines has been a favorite among many, many people
for a couple of reasons. First of all, they have,
you know, tremendous destinations. If you're going to the Bay Area,
you're going to Las Vegas, what do you do? You
jump on Southwest Airlines. Prices are generally very very good.
Sometimes they're cheap. And then two bags for free, they
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don't charge for bags. And see, you get to stand
in those lines and you go in and you do
your thing, and you see wherever you sit, wherever you want. Well,
they've changed that completely. Now there will be a sign seating.
They've now joined their competitors. Now there will be a
sign seating like every other airline. You can kiss goodbye
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the two bag minimum where the two bags for free
and They've done something that a lot of us don't
think about. And that is what happens with someone who
is very heavy. And I'm not talking about just heavy.
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Now I'm not exactly thin, but I used to be
over three hundred pounds.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Now that's heavy.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
And so I wasn't quite at that point that I
had to buy two seats.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I could squeeze.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
In those seats, and the seats on Southwest, which is
all one class, it's coach, and unless you're going business
or going first class, where we have plenty of room.
So I would sit in coach or going Southwest and
squeeze myself in.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I just barely made it.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well, people who weigh fifty one hundred pounds more than
I did, now we're talking three point fifty four hundred pounds.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
They have to buy two seats.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
There is no chance in hell they're going to squeeze
in a coach seat. Matter of fact, once I got
in the south West flight and it was very, very crowded,
and I was one of the last ones aboard, and
the only seat that was available was next to a
woman who weighed probably I don't know, four hundred pounds,
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and she had the middle that arm rest up and
she filled her seat up and about three quarters of
the other seat and I pointed there was a stewardess.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
There a female stewardess, and I.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Pointed to the seat and she just started laughing and
we were able to get something in another seat. But
it was you know, heavy people have a really hard time.
So what do people do that are really heavy? Will
they buy two seats? And then Southwest used to refund
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the money good morning. If there was one seat left
on the airplane, they'd refund the money.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
There was no question about it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
They made it very easy for heavyset people to be
on the airline. Well that is changed, and now it
is going to be very tough. Well you're gonna have
to buy two seats, that's the bottom line. Will there
be a refund, Yeah, but you have to file for it.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
It used to be automatic.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Now you have to ask for it within ninety days
of your flight time and.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
If there is a seat left in your class.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
And now we're talking about Southwest has different classes, different
times you have super coach.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I'm not talking about the size of the seats.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I'm talking about the time you fly, where you're flying,
and the different categories of the cost, there has to
be at least one seat of that category left, and
if there is one, there is a refund, but you
have to buy the.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Two seats up front.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
As you could imagine, the people that are heavier having
a really tough time with it. Tigris, that's our first name,
Tigris Tigris Osborne, who's executive director of the National Association
to Advance Fat Acceptance NAFTA. Now this isn't incredibly fat
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people from Mexico talking to incredibly fat people from the
United States in terms of the financial the economic treaties
that we have.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
No, this is just straight out fat people.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
And she said that people can't take the risk anymore
of Southwest denying them that refund.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
They can't afford the gamble. And we're hearing from a.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Lot of people who this will literally mean they can't
travel by air anymore. Now it's rough to be fat
to begin with. And I don't know if you know
anything about the SNAFTA organization. It's an organization that says, effectively,
fat is beautiful, which, okay, you can think that way,
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and you can be fit and weigh three hundred and
fifty pounds you can't. And it's up to society to
accept incredibly heavy people. It won't that you can have
self esteem and still weigh four hundred pounds.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You can't. It's just impossible.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
So when you're insanely heavy and not just fat fat,
you know, as I said, I was at three hundred
pounds and I was miserable.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I mean, god awful miserable. What do you do with that?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You know, you have to change your life around. It's
hard to How about clothes? How about just getting clothes?
I would have to go to the plus size stores.
There was no chance I could go to a normal store.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I couldn't. I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Are you ready for this. I couldn't fit into Costco clothes.
That is one of the most horrible things that could
ever happen.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
You know.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
President Trump says the illegal migration is the worst thing
that ever happened to America.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
He's wrong.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Not being able to fit into clothes from Costco is
the worst thing that ever happened in America.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I'll tell you that now. So I would go to
the store.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I remember it was a fat It wasn't the word
fat didn't appear in the store. It was I remember
what the name of it is a heavy set or
just I think plus size. And I remember writing a
check and made it out to the fat and Huge
store and they didn't accept it. But the guy just
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very straight Lace said, miss sir that you you miss
read the name.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Of our store. And it's not fat and huge, it's
plus size.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I mean, you know, when you have a forty five
inch waistline, where do you get clothes?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Well, where do you get clothes? I can't hear you, Will,
I'm here, okay, yeah, where do you buy clothes? I'm
not forty five inches around my I'm not.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Saying listen, I'm not saying I'm not connecting that.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
By the way, I was a forty four at my biggest,
and I know Will is not. I make a lot
of fun of the fact that Will is a couple
of pounds overweight, maybe twenty fifty maybe.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I was gonna go beyond that, by the way, Will,
I was going to start at fifty.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
But that's just heavy.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
You know, that's not even though I make a lot
of fun Will, that's just heavy.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Somebody gained fifteen pounds during the pandemic. I added fifty. No,
I get it, and so there will all things. What
size is your waist? Can I ask?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
You?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Don't have to tell me.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It's like I can get away with the bottom round
forty forty.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Two or forty forty. You can get at forty two.
When you hit forty four, you're done. You're done.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
You now are buying in those special fat and huge stores.
And the point is is that you know it's no fun.
It is and people will say, oh, I accept myself.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
No they don't. However, we do have magic bullets.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Now, we have those GLP one drugs really do work.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
All right, Enough of that.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Oh, I've got a story for you. If you're single
and you're just sick of those dating apps, and most
people are. There is a dating app where there is
a wait list of two and a half million people.
Huh yeah, I'll tell you about that one coming up,
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and then ask handle anything at the bottom of the hour.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I can't find handle here.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
It is a hot Friday, August twenty two, and some
of the big stories we're looking at, well, no surprise this.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
You knew this was happening.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
And it's heart wrenching, it's heartbreaking, and that is the
Gaza City and the surrounding territory have now officially been
areas of famine, and Israel keeps on saying, oh, no, no,
there is no famine there, and we're allowing humanity tarian aid.
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It's now to both Israel. It's killing people, innocent civilians.
Why not allowing humanitarian aid in there and letting people start?
All right, let's have fun now for it, because it's
a Friday.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
All right.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
There's a dating app called Raya or Raya, and it's
a place to meet successful, creative, attractive singles and they
describe themselves as a high quality matches in the middle
of this online dating crisis because people who go on
these dating sites are having a very tough time. Why
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Because the people that you're being matched with are a
bunch of liars. All right, I would never go on one. Well,
first of all, I'm married. But if I were single,
would I tell the truth? I would have a picture
of me thirty years ago, I would tell the truth.
I hate walks on the beach, I hate nature, I
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hate hiking, I hate shrubbery, I hate bushes, I hate dogs.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I don't like family. So you can't be honest.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
You have to lie about this sort of thing, but
with Reya you don't because they really vet people.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
And here's what's amazing.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
People have to apply to be considered just considered to
pay twenty five dollars a month too. Its access network
of actors and athletes and semi famous people. There's a
two point five million person wait list.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
That is crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Now, do we know how many people actually are on
the website. They're saying in the low six figures, so
I guess two three hundred thousand. Tinder has fifty million
monthly active users and as I said, two point five
million peace people waiting. And there also is a fifty
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dollars per month premium tier called Raya Plus, where you
see more profiles and previews. Some of the people who've
already liked you and gen Z are the big groups.
Forty percent of the people who are both waiting and
are members. Each person is vetted. It's like a private
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member's club. Is a way they describe themselves and it
is absolutely fascinating. Fifteen people evaluate applications one hundred and
ten employees in total, one hundred thousand applications per month.
The admittance rate is slightly higher than eight percent from
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twenty eighteen and now it's even lower, and there are
some high profile people that have gone on Raya. It's
become a stand in for celebrity dating.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Simon Biles met her husband NFL player Jonathan Owens on
the app.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Drew Barrymore said one of her Raya matches actually stood
her up. In June, Charlie's Thereon told Cohen in an
interview that she's been on two of these dates and
every guy has a burning Man.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Picture, and there were a CEO basically like of nothing.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Supermodel and writer Paulina Portisca or Portiskova joined Raya Wow,
and she says it was good for two to three years,
but my feed would present me with like Icelandic DJs
and that was about it. No screenshots, no posting on
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social media. They describe their users as being carefully chosen
from a pool of potential matches, a limited number of
profiles to swipe every day, a map that allows users
to see who's in their neighborhood or where they're headed next. Now,
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before these apps were around, there were dating services, and
there was one that was basically this model, very high end,
a waiting list, and so during the course of this show,
I applied just to see what would happen. I applied
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leaving out the fact that I was married and describing
myself as a top radio personality in a major market
making a pretty good living, a professional.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
With a postgraduate degree.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
A picture of the Marlborough Man as to what I
looked like, and I thought I was a real catch.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
They said no, They said no, let.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Me tell you what that does for your self esteem.
And then another really quick story one of my well
I'll take a second. This is just a fun sort
of tangential, but it somehow makes sense. As you know,
I had the surrogacy agency and one of my clients
was Dedre Hall, who had two kids with us.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Doctor Marlina Evans, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yes she is.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
She is very very famous, and so she and her
husband had two kids with us, and her husband was
a TV writer and a producer, and he actually wrote
a script and they made a TV movie of her
experience at my agency, the Center for Surrogate Parenting, And
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in the television movie, she goes to the director of
the center, a guy by the name Bill Handle, who
is described exactly who I am, and even my language,
I mean Steve. Her husband must have had the most
amazing memory in the world. So I had an agent
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in those days because I've been in exactly one movie
and I had a tiny little part, and so I
went out for the part of Bill Handle. I didn't
get it. They hired someone else. That is a true story. Okay,
that helps my self esteem. Boy, that was good for me.
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All right, We're.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Done with that. Coming up, Ask handle.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Anything, and we do that every Thursday right here on KFI.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
You're listening to Bill Handle on demand from KFI AM
six forty.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
KFI Handle here on a very hot Friday morning, August
twenty two.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Neil is not with us.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
He's coming back on Monday, and Kno comes back on Monday,
and the rest of us sort of where I guess
we're the B team when everybody's not here, or maybe
the B minus team.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
All right, let's move it.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I have there is someone as a We have an
echo going on, guys now here, we go with ask
handle anything, and you know the rules. We record your
questions and I answer the questions, sometimes usually embarrassing as hell.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I hear him the same time you hear him.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
So this is completely spontaneous and it's always fun, all right, Sam?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Who's in for kno? The first one? Please?
Speaker 6 (18:03):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (18:04):
Good morning Bill. Hey, speaking of the Olympics, I don't
know if you could talk about it or not, or
what your thoughts are, but what are the chances of
countries and athletes pulling out at the Olympics with everything
that's going on? Have a good morning, guys?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
How the hell do I know? What do I look like?
The Olympics? Maven here? Okay? Next question, good morning handle.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Since you love Cosco so much, why you don't work
for them?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Well, frankly, I get paid a couple of more dollars
here sitting in front of the microphone. That's for starters.
I work a three hour shift. I'm on my ass
at on the show. I have a break every eight minutes. Yeah,
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I'm willing to bet if you're at Costco, it's not
quite the same. You stand up a lot too, and
I don't like I don't like standing up a lot.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
So I mean, there's the answer.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Okay, And that's kind of a dumb question, you know,
not that Costco doesn't pay.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
It does pay well.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I think they started people started twenty five dollars an
hour or something.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
At Costco with a lot of room for advancement.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Oh, and then you get to oh, oh, let's not
forget you have to deal with those a holes that
are screaming at you and they're always right.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Okay. Next one.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
I was wanting to know with Bill Handle is one
time you said you're dead, caught you smoking the marijuana
cigarette in the garage and he was afraid you would
be addicted to hard drugs. Well, you ended up being
addicted to cocaine. Did your father ever say, aha, I
told you so, or did you keep your drug addiction
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to cocaine from your Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I absolutely kept it from my mother and father. Oh,
there's no question about it. Everybody else knew. But no,
I wasn't going to share that with my parents. I
mean I could have. But you know when I talked
about my dad catching me in the garage smoking pot,
I mean he was so upset because he thought it was.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
A gateway drug.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Literally, he thought that as you put the joint down,
you pick up a syringe full of heroin and it
goes directly into your eyeballs.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
That is the extent of my father overreacting.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
So it's a good question and the answer is No,
I didn't share it with my parents. Also, they didn't
understand anyway. They're Eastern European people who you know, didn't
speak English very well.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
I mean they were here.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
For what sixty years and they sounded like they got
off the boat yesterday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Okay, next question, Good morning.
Speaker 9 (20:58):
Bill, curious about your struggle to lose weight and why
you decided to have gastric bypass surgery.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
If you had to.
Speaker 9 (21:08):
Do it over again, would you do it again? And
what were the major downsides of having that surgery, either
right after the surgery or years later. Thanks so much.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
For the input.
Speaker 9 (21:22):
Really appreciate your thoughts.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Oh, okay, Gay, Yeah, thank you. Good. Good question.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Why did I deal with the struggles because I was struggling,
that's all because I stopped weighing myself when I was
at three hundred pounds, so I probably hit about three
ten when I underwent bariatric surgery.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
And would I do it again?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Yes, I would do it again. And what are the downsides?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Well, you have to be very careful when eating, because
you have to be very very careful.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
It's easy to get a sugar dump if you can't.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I don't drink, but you can't drink alcohol or very
much of it because it goes right to the liver,
so eating is a problem. But there were some good
size I was, for example, for the first time in
many years when I went to take a leak and
I looked down. Guess what I was able to see?
That's right, that's absolutely correct. Okay, why don't we take
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a break?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
What do you think? Guys?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
And this can't I am a six' forty bill handles.
Show as we end the, week and it's gonna be,
HOT i mean all weekend. Long we're in for one
of these other hot, spills And neil is not with,
Us kno is not with, us But sam is here
And neil is still not with. Us everybody's back On,
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monday all. Right we always end the week with ask handle,
anything and it's always fun as you ask me questions
and here's.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Why AND i explained this.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Before i'm always asked what other people ON kfi are,
about What's john, like What's gary, like What's neil Like?
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Conway and they get asked the same thing about.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Me SO i, thought, Okay i'll just answer questions and
it's just.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Fun so we record.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Them the questions And i'll explain Next monday how we
do it for the following but let's go through the
rest of.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Them, Okay, sam, next next, question good Mort.
Speaker 9 (23:30):
This Is Denise.
Speaker 10 (23:31):
PROMOTIONS i then.
Speaker 11 (23:32):
My, question how how.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Do you guys listen To Bill handle say something that
cracks up the rest of us and we're literally cracking?
Up and Then amy.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Goes on to tell the news in a serious, question
how do you guys keep from?
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Laughing how do you how you do?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
It i'll tell you. HOW i have my idea.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Because they don't Think i'm, Funny, amy how do you do?
Speaker 7 (24:02):
It?
Speaker 11 (24:03):
WELL i think you nailed it right on the head, There, okay,
Perfect i'm just.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
KIDDING i do think you're.
Speaker 11 (24:08):
Funny, yeah sometimes it's, difficult especially like you're you're, laughing,
because like she just, said you say something that's really
funny and you crack up and then you, go, oh
and you know.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Three people were. Murdered it's, yeah it's it's kind of tough.
SOMETIMES i TELL i appreciate.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
That And, will who is fairly, new he does a
lot of, laughing WHICH i really appreciate he. Does and
you can tell when he thinks something is really, funny
when his stomach.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Jiggles, bill knock it. Off, Okay, yeah he takes it
in good. Humor that's WHY i Love will so. Much, Okay,
Sam next Question george From. Northwich.
Speaker 10 (24:52):
Bill my question is basically this, IS i don't know
how much of a sports fan you, are but what's
will you actually? Go add a ten or which sports
will you actually take time to view on the.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Television, WELL i don't go AND i don't attend. Sports
i'm just not a big sports. Fan and a couple
of stories prove that, out Which i'm going to share with.
You when The lakers were playing The celtics many many
years ago for the, championship there was a friend of
mine who had court, SEATS i mean right next To
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Jack nicholson kind of court, seats right on the. Floor
and the buddy who he's with every, year bailed out
and he called me and he, Said, bill do you
want to? Come AND i, said, no not, Interested and
he said why how can you not be? INTERESTED i, said,
hey if you THINK i want to see a bunch
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of guys nine feet tall sweating all over me who
make ten million dollars a year and signed their name
with AN, x if you Think i'm going to sit
there on the for that one ain't gonna.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Happen, okay.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
There's another, story BUT i don't want to share it
at this. Point you, know not that there's anything wrong with,
it BUT i want to take some. Questions by the,
way there are plenty of guys who play basketball who are,
very very bright and got out of college with a
very high grade point. Average, no not, many, many but
still SO i don't want to deride all.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Basketball, players all.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Right moving, on by the, way THAT i warmed myself
out of this one Enough, amy or AM i just
dead on that?
Speaker 11 (26:33):
One, WELL i wouldn't get into a tangle with big
old' six to eight basketball, players but you know that's.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Me, okay got. It next.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Question you'll probably avoid this, question BUT i have to.
Ask Isn't zelman's the same thing as Breath. Ashore Breath
ashore was a failed product from at least a dozen years,
ago and they failed after they had Dog. Ashore so
now that you've Got, zelman's is it going to? Last
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will it worked for? Pets and will it?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Fail thank, You, bobby you got, it And i'll be
more than happy to answer the. Question, yes it's the same,
people and, yes it's the same, product except with a mintie.
Coating and the product did not fail whatsoever a company
or a major company that it competed. Against a matter of,
fact it was so successful they sued the. Company And
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i'm talking about a, major major corporation sued Breath ashore
and they couldn't compete and we didn't have Dog. Ashore
that's news to. Me SO i, mean that's the. Question
and by the, way you can look that up, too
and you can look up the. Case but you, know
why WOULDN'T i answer? That and breath the shure was
thirty years, ago not twelve years?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Ago all? Right next, question.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
This is a message For Bill. Handle you, know when
you were married To, margie she had this chronic pain
all the, time AS i, Recall so it seems why
would you marry a much younger person with this chronic
pain all the, time because she's going to live a
long long. Time she's not gonna die before you just.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Wondering, uh, yeah it's a good.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Question why WOULD i have a wife who suffers from
chronic pain and then a wife who suffers from chronic?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Pain uh, yeah that's that's a.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
QUESTION i asked my shrink all the, time and she just,
says you got.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
ME i have no? Idea all? Right? Uh we Have?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
UH i think we have time for one? More all, Right,
sam go?
Speaker 6 (28:43):
Ahead Hi, bill my Name's. Michelle i'm interested in how
your toe is. DOING i have a similar. SITUATION i
want to know SHOULD i have it whacked off or
try to straighten?
Speaker 2 (28:56):
It? Thanks, okay what don't you put your toe up
on you on the phone and then you can send
me the. Toe i'd love to see, it, because as you,
KNOW i am a toe expert AND i have no
problem telling you what to do with your.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Toe you know what you can.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Do you can call me tomorrow on handle on The
law and you can ask that question. Legally, bill what's
your legal opinion about me keeping my?
Speaker 4 (29:25):
TOE i?
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Think do we have one? More i'm Having? No that was?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
It GOT i have so much fun with THOSE i really.
Do all, right, guys we are, done done with a
show and done with a week great fun all over the.
Place just a quick, reminder AND i want to share
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that on the net on their. WEBSITE i don't even
know where the address.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Is just look it up on that little device you
have where you never, mind you can ask me tomorrow
what my legal opinion is of the. Internet all, right,
guys we're, done coming Up gary And, shannon and tomorrow
It's handle on The law and we come Back monday
we do it all over. Again this IS KFI am.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Six you've been listening to The Bill Handle.
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You're listening to bill Handle on demand from KFI AM
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
KFI AM six forty Bill Handle here on a very
hot Friday, August twenty two. Neil not with us, So
at the bottom of the hour when I when we
broadcast and I answer questions on ask Handle anything, Neil
is not going to be joining us. He's filling in
for Tim Conway today and he'll be back on Monday.
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Southwest Airlines has been a favorite among many, many people
for a couple of reasons. First of all, they have,
you know, tremendous destinations. If you're going to the Bay Area,
you're going to Las Vegas, what do you do? You
jump on Southwest Airlines. Prices are generally very very good.
Sometimes they're cheap. And then two bags for free, they
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don't charge for bags. And see, you get to stand
in those lines and you go in and you do
your thing, and you see wherever you sit, wherever you want. Well,
they've changed that completely. Now there will be a sign seating.
They've now joined their competitors. Now there will be a
sign seating like every other airline. You can kiss goodbye
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the two bag minimum where the two bags for free
and They've done something that a lot of us don't
think about. And that is what happens with someone who
is very heavy. And I'm not talking about just heavy.
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Now I'm not exactly thin, but I used to be
over three hundred pounds.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Now that's heavy.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
And so I wasn't quite at that point that I
had to buy two seats.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I could squeeze.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
In those seats, and the seats on Southwest, which is
all one class, it's coach, and unless you're going business
or going first class, where we have plenty of room.
So I would sit in coach or going Southwest and
squeeze myself in.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I just barely made it.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well, people who weigh fifty one hundred pounds more than
I did, now we're talking three point fifty four hundred pounds.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
They have to buy two seats.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
There is no chance in hell they're going to squeeze
in a coach seat. Matter of fact, once I got
in the south West flight and it was very, very crowded,
and I was one of the last ones aboard, and
the only seat that was available was next to a
woman who weighed probably I don't know, four hundred pounds,
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and she had the middle that arm rest up and
she filled her seat up and about three quarters of
the other seat and I pointed there was a stewardess.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
There a female stewardess, and I.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Pointed to the seat and she just started laughing and
we were able to get something in another seat. But
it was you know, heavy people have a really hard time.
So what do people do that are really heavy? Will
they buy two seats? And then Southwest used to refund
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the money good morning. If there was one seat left
on the airplane, they'd refund the money.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
There was no question about it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
They made it very easy for heavyset people to be
on the airline. Well that is changed, and now it
is going to be very tough. Well you're gonna have
to buy two seats, that's the bottom line. Will there
be a refund, Yeah, but you have to file for it.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
It used to be automatic.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Now you have to ask for it within ninety days
of your flight time and.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
If there is a seat left in your class.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
And now we're talking about Southwest has different classes, different
times you have super coach.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I'm not talking about the size of the seats.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I'm talking about the time you fly, where you're flying,
and the different categories of the cost, there has to
be at least one seat of that category left, and
if there is one, there is a refund, but you
have to buy the.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Two seats up front.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
As you could imagine, the people that are heavier having
a really tough time with it. Tigris, that's our first name,
Tigris Tigris Osborne, who's executive director of the National Association
to Advance Fat Acceptance NAFTA. Now this isn't incredibly fat
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people from Mexico talking to incredibly fat people from the
United States in terms of the financial the economic treaties
that we have.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
No, this is just straight out fat people.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
And she said that people can't take the risk anymore
of Southwest denying them that refund.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
They can't afford the gamble. And we're hearing from a.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Lot of people who this will literally mean they can't
travel by air anymore. Now it's rough to be fat
to begin with. And I don't know if you know
anything about the SNAFTA organization. It's an organization that says, effectively,
fat is beautiful, which, okay, you can think that way,
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and you can be fit and weigh three hundred and
fifty pounds you can't. And it's up to society to
accept incredibly heavy people. It won't that you can have
self esteem and still weigh four hundred pounds.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You can't. It's just impossible.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
So when you're insanely heavy and not just fat fat,
you know, as I said, I was at three hundred
pounds and I was miserable.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I mean, god awful miserable. What do you do with that?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You know, you have to change your life around. It's
hard to How about clothes? How about just getting clothes?
I would have to go to the plus size stores.
There was no chance I could go to a normal store.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I couldn't. I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Are you ready for this. I couldn't fit into Costco clothes.
That is one of the most horrible things that could
ever happen.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
You know.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
President Trump says the illegal migration is the worst thing
that ever happened to America.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
He's wrong.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Not being able to fit into clothes from Costco is
the worst thing that ever happened in America.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I'll tell you that now. So I would go to
the store.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I remember it was a fat It wasn't the word
fat didn't appear in the store. It was I remember
what the name of it is a heavy set or
just I think plus size. And I remember writing a
check and made it out to the fat and Huge
store and they didn't accept it. But the guy just
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very straight Lace said, miss sir that you you miss
read the name.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Of our store. And it's not fat and huge, it's
plus size.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I mean, you know, when you have a forty five
inch waistline, where do you get clothes?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Well, where do you get clothes? I can't hear you, Will,
I'm here, okay, yeah, where do you buy clothes? I'm
not forty five inches around my I'm not.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Saying listen, I'm not saying I'm not connecting that.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
By the way, I was a forty four at my biggest,
and I know Will is not. I make a lot
of fun of the fact that Will is a couple
of pounds overweight, maybe twenty fifty maybe.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I was gonna go beyond that, by the way, Will,
I was going to start at fifty.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
But that's just heavy.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
You know, that's not even though I make a lot
of fun Will, that's just heavy.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Somebody gained fifteen pounds during the pandemic. I added fifty. No,
I get it, and so there will all things. What
size is your waist? Can I ask?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
You?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Don't have to tell me.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It's like I can get away with the bottom round
forty forty.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Two or forty forty. You can get at forty two.
When you hit forty four, you're done. You're done.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
You now are buying in those special fat and huge stores.
And the point is is that you know it's no fun.
It is and people will say, oh, I accept myself.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
No they don't. However, we do have magic bullets.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Now, we have those GLP one drugs really do work.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
All right, Enough of that.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Oh, I've got a story for you. If you're single
and you're just sick of those dating apps, and most
people are. There is a dating app where there is
a wait list of two and a half million people.
Huh yeah, I'll tell you about that one coming up,
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and then ask handle anything at the bottom of the hour.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I can't find handle here.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
It is a hot Friday, August twenty two, and some
of the big stories we're looking at, well, no surprise this.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
You knew this was happening.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
And it's heart wrenching, it's heartbreaking, and that is the
Gaza City and the surrounding territory have now officially been
areas of famine, and Israel keeps on saying, oh, no, no,
there is no famine there, and we're allowing humanity tarian aid.
(10:01):
It's now to both Israel. It's killing people, innocent civilians.
Why not allowing humanitarian aid in there and letting people start?
All right, let's have fun now for it, because it's
a Friday.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
All right.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
There's a dating app called Raya or Raya, and it's
a place to meet successful, creative, attractive singles and they
describe themselves as a high quality matches in the middle
of this online dating crisis because people who go on
these dating sites are having a very tough time. Why
(10:38):
Because the people that you're being matched with are a
bunch of liars. All right, I would never go on one. Well,
first of all, I'm married. But if I were single,
would I tell the truth? I would have a picture
of me thirty years ago, I would tell the truth.
I hate walks on the beach, I hate nature, I
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hate hiking, I hate shrubbery, I hate bushes, I hate dogs.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I don't like family. So you can't be honest.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
You have to lie about this sort of thing, but
with Reya you don't because they really vet people.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
And here's what's amazing.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
People have to apply to be considered just considered to
pay twenty five dollars a month too. Its access network
of actors and athletes and semi famous people. There's a
two point five million person wait list.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
That is crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Now, do we know how many people actually are on
the website. They're saying in the low six figures, so
I guess two three hundred thousand. Tinder has fifty million
monthly active users and as I said, two point five
million peace people waiting. And there also is a fifty
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dollars per month premium tier called Raya Plus, where you
see more profiles and previews. Some of the people who've
already liked you and gen Z are the big groups.
Forty percent of the people who are both waiting and
are members. Each person is vetted. It's like a private
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member's club. Is a way they describe themselves and it
is absolutely fascinating. Fifteen people evaluate applications one hundred and
ten employees in total, one hundred thousand applications per month.
The admittance rate is slightly higher than eight percent from
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twenty eighteen and now it's even lower, and there are
some high profile people that have gone on Raya. It's
become a stand in for celebrity dating.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Simon Biles met her husband NFL player Jonathan Owens on
the app.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Drew Barrymore said one of her Raya matches actually stood
her up. In June, Charlie's Thereon told Cohen in an
interview that she's been on two of these dates and
every guy has a burning Man.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Picture, and there were a CEO basically like of nothing.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Supermodel and writer Paulina Portisca or Portiskova joined Raya Wow,
and she says it was good for two to three years,
but my feed would present me with like Icelandic DJs
and that was about it. No screenshots, no posting on
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social media. They describe their users as being carefully chosen
from a pool of potential matches, a limited number of
profiles to swipe every day, a map that allows users
to see who's in their neighborhood or where they're headed next. Now,
(14:17):
before these apps were around, there were dating services, and
there was one that was basically this model, very high end,
a waiting list, and so during the course of this show,
I applied just to see what would happen. I applied
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leaving out the fact that I was married and describing
myself as a top radio personality in a major market
making a pretty good living, a professional.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
With a postgraduate degree.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
A picture of the Marlborough Man as to what I
looked like, and I thought I was a real catch.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
They said no, They said no, let.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Me tell you what that does for your self esteem.
And then another really quick story one of my well
I'll take a second. This is just a fun sort
of tangential, but it somehow makes sense. As you know,
I had the surrogacy agency and one of my clients
was Dedre Hall, who had two kids with us.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Doctor Marlina Evans, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yes she is.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
She is very very famous, and so she and her
husband had two kids with us, and her husband was
a TV writer and a producer, and he actually wrote
a script and they made a TV movie of her
experience at my agency, the Center for Surrogate Parenting, And
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in the television movie, she goes to the director of
the center, a guy by the name Bill Handle, who
is described exactly who I am, and even my language,
I mean Steve. Her husband must have had the most
amazing memory in the world. So I had an agent
(16:27):
in those days because I've been in exactly one movie
and I had a tiny little part, and so I
went out for the part of Bill Handle. I didn't
get it. They hired someone else. That is a true story. Okay,
that helps my self esteem. Boy, that was good for me.
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All right, We're.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Done with that. Coming up, Ask handle.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Anything, and we do that every Thursday right here on KFI.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
You're listening to Bill Handle on demand from KFI AM
six forty.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
KFI Handle here on a very hot Friday morning, August
twenty two.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Neil is not with us.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
He's coming back on Monday, and Kno comes back on Monday,
and the rest of us sort of where I guess
we're the B team when everybody's not here, or maybe
the B minus team.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
All right, let's move it.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I have there is someone as a We have an
echo going on, guys now here, we go with ask
handle anything, and you know the rules. We record your
questions and I answer the questions, sometimes usually embarrassing as hell.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I hear him the same time you hear him.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
So this is completely spontaneous and it's always fun, all right, Sam?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Who's in for kno? The first one? Please?
Speaker 6 (18:03):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (18:04):
Good morning Bill. Hey, speaking of the Olympics, I don't
know if you could talk about it or not, or
what your thoughts are, but what are the chances of
countries and athletes pulling out at the Olympics with everything
that's going on? Have a good morning, guys?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
How the hell do I know? What do I look like?
The Olympics? Maven here? Okay? Next question, good morning handle.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Since you love Cosco so much, why you don't work
for them?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Well, frankly, I get paid a couple of more dollars
here sitting in front of the microphone. That's for starters.
I work a three hour shift. I'm on my ass
at on the show. I have a break every eight minutes. Yeah,
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I'm willing to bet if you're at Costco, it's not
quite the same. You stand up a lot too, and
I don't like I don't like standing up a lot.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
So I mean, there's the answer.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Okay, And that's kind of a dumb question, you know,
not that Costco doesn't pay.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
It does pay well.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I think they started people started twenty five dollars an
hour or something.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
At Costco with a lot of room for advancement.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Oh, and then you get to oh, oh, let's not
forget you have to deal with those a holes that
are screaming at you and they're always right.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Okay. Next one.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
I was wanting to know with Bill Handle is one
time you said you're dead, caught you smoking the marijuana
cigarette in the garage and he was afraid you would
be addicted to hard drugs. Well, you ended up being
addicted to cocaine. Did your father ever say, aha, I
told you so, or did you keep your drug addiction
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to cocaine from your Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I absolutely kept it from my mother and father. Oh,
there's no question about it. Everybody else knew. But no,
I wasn't going to share that with my parents. I
mean I could have. But you know when I talked
about my dad catching me in the garage smoking pot,
I mean he was so upset because he thought it was.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
A gateway drug.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Literally, he thought that as you put the joint down,
you pick up a syringe full of heroin and it
goes directly into your eyeballs.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
That is the extent of my father overreacting.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
So it's a good question and the answer is No,
I didn't share it with my parents. Also, they didn't
understand anyway. They're Eastern European people who you know, didn't
speak English very well.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
I mean they were here.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
For what sixty years and they sounded like they got
off the boat yesterday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Okay, next question, Good morning.
Speaker 9 (20:58):
Bill, curious about your struggle to lose weight and why
you decided to have gastric bypass surgery.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
If you had to.
Speaker 9 (21:08):
Do it over again, would you do it again? And
what were the major downsides of having that surgery, either
right after the surgery or years later. Thanks so much.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
For the input.
Speaker 9 (21:22):
Really appreciate your thoughts.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Oh, okay, Gay, Yeah, thank you. Good. Good question.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Why did I deal with the struggles because I was struggling,
that's all because I stopped weighing myself when I was
at three hundred pounds, so I probably hit about three
ten when I underwent bariatric surgery.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
And would I do it again?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Yes, I would do it again. And what are the downsides?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Well, you have to be very careful when eating, because
you have to be very very careful.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
It's easy to get a sugar dump if you can't.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I don't drink, but you can't drink alcohol or very
much of it because it goes right to the liver,
so eating is a problem. But there were some good
size I was, for example, for the first time in
many years when I went to take a leak and
I looked down. Guess what I was able to see?
That's right, that's absolutely correct. Okay, why don't we take
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a break?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
What do you think? Guys?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
And this can't I am a six' forty bill handles.
Show as we end the, week and it's gonna be,
HOT i mean all weekend. Long we're in for one
of these other hot, spills And neil is not with,
Us kno is not with, us But sam is here
And neil is still not with. Us everybody's back On,
(22:47):
monday all. Right we always end the week with ask handle,
anything and it's always fun as you ask me questions
and here's.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Why AND i explained this.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Before i'm always asked what other people ON kfi are,
about What's john, like What's gary, like What's neil Like?
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Conway and they get asked the same thing about.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Me SO i, thought, Okay i'll just answer questions and
it's just.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Fun so we record.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Them the questions And i'll explain Next monday how we
do it for the following but let's go through the
rest of.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Them, Okay, sam, next next, question good Mort.
Speaker 9 (23:30):
This Is Denise.
Speaker 10 (23:31):
PROMOTIONS i then.
Speaker 11 (23:32):
My, question how how.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Do you guys listen To Bill handle say something that
cracks up the rest of us and we're literally cracking?
Up and Then amy.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Goes on to tell the news in a serious, question
how do you guys keep from?
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Laughing how do you how you do?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
It i'll tell you. HOW i have my idea.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Because they don't Think i'm, Funny, amy how do you do?
Speaker 7 (24:02):
It?
Speaker 11 (24:03):
WELL i think you nailed it right on the head, There, okay,
Perfect i'm just.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
KIDDING i do think you're.
Speaker 11 (24:08):
Funny, yeah sometimes it's, difficult especially like you're you're, laughing,
because like she just, said you say something that's really
funny and you crack up and then you, go, oh
and you know.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Three people were. Murdered it's, yeah it's it's kind of tough.
SOMETIMES i TELL i appreciate.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
That And, will who is fairly, new he does a
lot of, laughing WHICH i really appreciate he. Does and
you can tell when he thinks something is really, funny
when his stomach.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Jiggles, bill knock it. Off, Okay, yeah he takes it
in good. Humor that's WHY i Love will so. Much, Okay,
Sam next Question george From. Northwich.
Speaker 10 (24:52):
Bill my question is basically this, IS i don't know
how much of a sports fan you, are but what's
will you actually? Go add a ten or which sports
will you actually take time to view on the.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Television, WELL i don't go AND i don't attend. Sports
i'm just not a big sports. Fan and a couple
of stories prove that, out Which i'm going to share with.
You when The lakers were playing The celtics many many
years ago for the, championship there was a friend of
mine who had court, SEATS i mean right next To
(25:30):
Jack nicholson kind of court, seats right on the. Floor
and the buddy who he's with every, year bailed out
and he called me and he, Said, bill do you
want to? Come AND i, said, no not, Interested and
he said why how can you not be? INTERESTED i, said,
hey if you THINK i want to see a bunch
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of guys nine feet tall sweating all over me who
make ten million dollars a year and signed their name
with AN, x if you Think i'm going to sit
there on the for that one ain't gonna.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Happen, okay.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
There's another, story BUT i don't want to share it
at this. Point you, know not that there's anything wrong with,
it BUT i want to take some. Questions by the,
way there are plenty of guys who play basketball who are,
very very bright and got out of college with a
very high grade point. Average, no not, many, many but
still SO i don't want to deride all.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Basketball, players all.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Right moving, on by the, way THAT i warmed myself
out of this one Enough, amy or AM i just
dead on that?
Speaker 11 (26:33):
One, WELL i wouldn't get into a tangle with big
old' six to eight basketball, players but you know that's.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Me, okay got. It next.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Question you'll probably avoid this, question BUT i have to.
Ask Isn't zelman's the same thing as Breath. Ashore Breath
ashore was a failed product from at least a dozen years,
ago and they failed after they had Dog. Ashore so
now that you've Got, zelman's is it going to? Last
(27:04):
will it worked for? Pets and will it?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Fail thank, You, bobby you got, it And i'll be
more than happy to answer the. Question, yes it's the same,
people and, yes it's the same, product except with a mintie.
Coating and the product did not fail whatsoever a company
or a major company that it competed. Against a matter of,
fact it was so successful they sued the. Company And
(27:28):
i'm talking about a, major major corporation sued Breath ashore
and they couldn't compete and we didn't have Dog. Ashore
that's news to. Me SO i, mean that's the. Question
and by the, way you can look that up, too
and you can look up the. Case but you, know
why WOULDN'T i answer? That and breath the shure was
thirty years, ago not twelve years?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Ago all? Right next, question.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
This is a message For Bill. Handle you, know when
you were married To, margie she had this chronic pain
all the, time AS i, Recall so it seems why
would you marry a much younger person with this chronic
pain all the, time because she's going to live a
long long. Time she's not gonna die before you just.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Wondering, uh, yeah it's a good.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Question why WOULD i have a wife who suffers from
chronic pain and then a wife who suffers from chronic?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Pain uh, yeah that's that's a.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
QUESTION i asked my shrink all the, time and she just,
says you got.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
ME i have no? Idea all? Right? Uh we Have?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
UH i think we have time for one? More all, Right,
sam go?
Speaker 6 (28:43):
Ahead Hi, bill my Name's. Michelle i'm interested in how
your toe is. DOING i have a similar. SITUATION i
want to know SHOULD i have it whacked off or
try to straighten?
Speaker 2 (28:56):
It? Thanks, okay what don't you put your toe up
on you on the phone and then you can send
me the. Toe i'd love to see, it, because as you,
KNOW i am a toe expert AND i have no
problem telling you what to do with your.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Toe you know what you can.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Do you can call me tomorrow on handle on The
law and you can ask that question. Legally, bill what's
your legal opinion about me keeping my?
Speaker 4 (29:25):
TOE i?
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Think do we have one? More i'm Having? No that was?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
It GOT i have so much fun with THOSE i really.
Do all, right, guys we are, done done with a
show and done with a week great fun all over the.
Place just a quick, reminder AND i want to share
this with. You if you've never Seen pageant of The
masters In Lagunaguna, beach it is something so spectacular and
it's only a week left of the, show and it
(29:54):
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Recommended and you can just look a pageant of The.
Masters it's you, know, available obviously you'll Be you can
look it.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Up on the. Net, okay, guys do we mis say
that on the net on their. WEBSITE i don't even
know where the address.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Is just look it up on that little device you
have where you never, mind you can ask me tomorrow
what my legal opinion is of the. Internet all, right,
guys we're, done coming Up gary And, shannon and tomorrow
It's handle on The law and we come Back monday
we do it all over. Again this IS KFI am.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Six you've been listening to The Bill Handle.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Show catch my Show monday Through, friday six am to nine,
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