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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's CAMF I am six forty and you're listening to
The Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio. Apple's driving
home from Portland back to Los Angeles over the weekend,
and usually that drive is long and boring. But I
listened to Corolla's podcast about four or five episodes, and
(00:21):
all of a sudden, I looked up on my Wait
a minute, I thought it was an Ashlar No, I'm
in Bakersfield.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Man.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
A time does fly when you're listening to something you
enjoy and he's with us.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Adam Carolla, how you.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Sir, I'm doing well, timmy buddy.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I loved the and I didn't think going in that
I was going to last the two hours with you
and Carrot Top.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
But that's one of my favorite episodes.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, people seem to be responding to that this seed.
Enjoy it. You know, it's sort of a side of
parent you never knew one. You know, I found this.
You must have found this as well. Guys get older,
whether they be stand up comedians or whether they be
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rock stars, they kind of let their guard down as
they get older. They don't worry so much about the
persona right, or you start you start having these real
conversations with them, and and I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's great, It really is great.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
And I love the fact that, I mean, that's a real,
it's a real sort of cautious walk between you know,
him laying you know, visual prop jokes on a podcast
and talking about you know, how he is he borrowed
a screwdriver from his dad and the dad said, did
a walk into your in your room? And then him
(01:48):
attaching legs to it the other you know, and you're
trying to with a straight face, trying to move on
from that kind of crowd.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
You know, everyone's got an origin story, and it's kind
of interesting, you know. I mean when they kind of
go like, well, you know the serial killer, he used
to torture small animals and insects when he was young,
and you go, we should have known something was wrong.
There's a comedic version of that as well, you know,
(02:19):
like the stuff Carrot Top was doing at eleven, We
should have known something was wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
But I also like the the Dean Kine one, that
guy I never knew his you know where is he
grew up in Malibu with all those you know, Charlie
Sheen and Sean Penn and all those guys, and then
he was a real, you know, a star athlete in
college football.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I didn't know that side of him.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, it's we get sort of these hickory farms, sampler sized,
you know, little bite sized face of everybody, and we
always tend to be a little dismissed. I think we
never really understand like how much work these guys put
in or how dedicated they were, that they had a
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background or life before we've met them. But yeah, Dean
Dean Kane was I think like had led all college
players in interceptions for a long period of time. Wow,
he was playing at Princeton, I think, so you know,
he wasn't on Nebraska, but he literally had a collegiate
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record for Iron T's for a long time. But I
mean it makes sense when you see him in the
Superman outfit at thirty four though.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Okay, but I loved it was that episode. I think
it was that episode that you were talking about and
you said you tried to flush it out and do
it on stage, but you haven't really put it together.
But the whole run on Charlie Manson is so effing
funny about these you know, these guys that have everything.
They've got hookers, they've got you know, girls that hate
(04:02):
their dad coming up from Iowa, stealing food for them,
stealing drinks and living on the land for free. And
then Charlie Manson's not happy with that. He thinks killing
people is his way to start them.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I'm just saying, Charlie's a psychopath, right, But text is
a guy who is probably enjoying the largeets of living
off the late sixties free love California land. Right. He's
living at Spawn Ranch for free. He has all these
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teenage runaway girls doing his bidding. Right. They're stealing at
shoplifting and bringing food. And then they come back to
the land they're squatting on and he's having summer of
love type orgy sect with all of them at once.
I'm just saying I would say to Charlie, I'm all
(05:02):
for the race riots and the killing and everybody. Let's
just give it a few months.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
It's so great knocking on the door going, hey, why
don't we just kill the people it didn't like our records.
When you're like, well that's you're a lot of black
and whites are going to be in the driveway. There's
gonna be a lot of heat on us for that.
Why don't we just keep doing what we're doing. That's
such a great run.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Man, a little deeper, like I'm an internalizer. I'd be
like Charlie, how good was that demo tape? If you
really think about it, I mean, have you ever heard
Crosby Stills in nash Herb Albert. I mean, they're doing
some pretty pretty special things.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
But I know you're gonna be in at Torrens and
we'll get to that.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
But you were talking about the other day, I remember
which podcast it was, but you said, you know, you're
you're beef with words that are too close to each other,
like pulling, push on it, or you know when you're
buzzed and the first two letters are the same.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
You're constantly, you know, walking into a door.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
And also you don't believe that it's just poll when
you see pol you want to push to make sure.
If it's a double door that you know goes both ways,
why you tell me which direction to push it. But
then then you said, uh, there's a great connection very
close to Philander Philanderer and uh and Philithromp and and
uh what was the other one?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Filanderer and.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, philanthropists you said, those are really two different people
but very close together.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Plus that's what I'm saying. You get a couple beers
and say your stepfather was a great philanthropist.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Lander And then I was listening to I think you
were talking about, you know, the first female umpire. You know,
there's gonna be a woman who finally has broken into
Major League Baseball and she's donating her hat to the
Baseball Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
And I'm gonna need more than that.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
You know, there's Babe Rutes bat, there's Willie Mays's glove,
and then there's a hat from the first female reference.
You know, first female umpire. It seems light.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah, I agree, I need the I don't know if
the female umpire chefs protector is short of hollowed out
a little up top, you know, to make Cody oh,
like you get a melon baller and they slow that
out of there. I would have that only makes sense.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Right, exactly, all right, You're gonna be in Torrents on
the thirty first. The first show sold out, the seven
pm is show sold out, but you got the nine
o'clock A couple of seats, A build for that as well,
and that's gonna be at U. Mom said, yes, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
He used to be called The End, And I don't
know why they changed your name. But it's a fun
kind of rock and roll party, honky tonk, stand up bar, restaurant.
It's just it's fun. It's one of the funnest places
I've ever played.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, it's coming on the thirty first, nine o'clock. Hey,
I also heard you ran into my sister at a
restaurant and you said to her, Hey, you know, I've
known your your brother for you know, twenty years. He's
never told me he had a sister. And I thought, well,
it's kind of weird for me to meet somebody and go, hey,
by the way, I've got a sister and four brothers.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
You know, that's not kind of a normal guy wouldn't
say that.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, you're you're right, I mean it is. I mean
in old timey days, it was meant your pimp and
she was a post here like you got.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
A right exactly. Yeah, you got me. That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Also, I was watching these you know, I'm a big
fan of these old submarine movies, you know, Red October,
Crimson tide As, bud Run Silent, Run Deep. And there's
always a great scene in about fifty percent of these
movies where they're being tracked by another submarine for like
two weeks and everybody and you can't, you know, you
can't whisper, you can't say anything because you know the
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the Soviets are, you know, four miles behind us. And
then there's always the guy who's fixing the plumbing in
the captain's quarters and he drops like a pipe wrench
and it's over right.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Right, Yeah, I don't remember, I never wait, your dad
was in with your dad McHale's navy.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yes, that's right, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Of course, of course you have a predilection to loving
Marathion related story, right, the king of all of them.
It is weird where you have to be quiet.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Right exactly.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
So if that was a situation, let's be honest, if
they did that be quiet thing on a sub I
was on it with my buddy Ray, he definitely would
have farted in the middle of so doubt he would
have broken the silence for the heart, and then I
would have laughed hysterically, and the Soviets wouldn't have known
(10:15):
the fart meant something, because that could be organics, that
could be a whale or wallless farting, but me laughing
hysterically and screaming phrase name, that's what would tip them off.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
That's classic. Hey, can you stay with us?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I want to talk about the video you just put
off about cutting treated lumber at a lumberyard and how
that's a no no in California and how stupid that is.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Can you stay with us?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I cannot wait?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
All right, excellent, all right.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Adam Carolla is with us on August thirty first. He's
going to be out in Torrance at Mom said yes, Torrents,
so get on out there get tickets. The seven o'clock
show is sold out, but the nine o'clock show is available.
It's out at fifty five. I have twenty five Kalmayer
(11:02):
Road in Torrance and that's going to be on August
thirty first.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
He is going to be in Torrents, so buzz on
out on August thirty first to see him in Torrents
in the South Bay area.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
And that's gonna be a cool event. Adam Corolla. I
know you posted this thing online.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
You know, when you went to get lumber cut, was
that home depot or is that just a hardware store
out near the beach?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Where was that?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
It was a hardware store in Malibu, Okay, which was
just as it's like a chain, but it's not a
big box store. I think it may have been Anaalalt
lumber in.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Math and they would they don't cut treat of wood.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Huh yeah, So what I you know your listeners need
to understand is there's a kind of wood and it's
called pressure treated wood, and it's really wood that's made
to be used outdoors. So if you're going to make
a depth, you frame it with pressure treated wood, or
when you're framing a house, any any wood that makes
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contact with concrete where there's moisture and termites and stuff
like that, they use a pressure treated wood. And it's
just a wood that's like infused with a chemical so
it doesn't rot and fall apart when it's outdoors, right,
And it's pretty common stuff and they sell it everywhere
and there's nothing exotic about It's been around for a
(12:37):
million years. And that at the Animal in Malibu, a
lot of sort of locals use the place and nobody
drives a pickup truck or as a lumber rack. So
they assume when you buy a sheet of plywood or something,
you're gonna have to cut it to fit it in
the car kind of thing. And yeah, because they're not
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you know, they're not builders over there. They're just building,
you know, they're they're they're building a little hobby thing
for their kid or something. So I bought a two
by four pressure treated and the guy warned me, we
cannot cut this, and I said, I don't need it cut,
but why can't you cut it. I've been working with
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this stuff for thirty five years. I don't I don't
get it. You have a radio armsaw in the back
where you'll cut anything, so you can take it with you.
And he said, we're not allowed to buy law Coastal
commission E PA the stuff. You know, it has some
sort of chemical in it so it doesn't rot. And
(13:44):
of course in California it's illegal to cut it. Now,
anyone who buys press pressure treated the lumber will just
take it back to their home and cut it in
front of their special needs kit or not. Sometimes I'll
use the neighbors special needs kids find the school or
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tied up out. But there's no such thing as find
two by fours and not cutting them, because you almost
by nature have to cut the two by four if
you're going to utilize it. But it's illegal to do
it there. And by the way, it's outdoors. They're radio
arm saws outdoors. So the guy gave me the warning.
I laughed, I threw in the back of my truck.
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I went home and cut it, and then two weeks
later the entire city burnt to the ground. All the teslas,
all the mattresses, all the foam, all the rubber, every
building material, all the carpet, all the upholstery, it all liquefied,
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turned to ash. The following week it rained and washed
it all down into the bay. Wow. But it's Calfornia
in a nutshell, right, which is, they are sticklers when
it comes to cutting pressure treated lumber outdoors, but they
won't fill the reservoirs and they won't do force management,
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so the whole place will burn down, including all the
pressure treated lumber, and it'll all just end up in
the bay and they'll do nothing to prevent that.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Hey, and I love when you have a doctor, Drew On,
He's always been my favorite. I'm glad you're still friends
with him that You know, a lot of times when
you stop working with somebody, it blows up and you
never speak anymore. But he's a real solid guy and
he still has a lot of great information that he
has to offer. But I will say this, I do
judge people when they're on radio or when they when
(15:46):
they wear headphones and they don't put them on properly
because they don't want to mess up their hair. I
really do judge them when they put them on low
or behind their head.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Yeah, Drew does.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
That doesn't mean yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I don't like it at all, and I agree with you.
But what I do think is really cool from our childhood,
remember headphones, when Keith Partridge or Davy Jones would cut
an album and they just hold it on one.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Ear right, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
There something about stereo that brew off Keith Partridge or
Davy Jones. I don't know why, Bobby Sherman, all those guys.
There was some weird trend in the seventies where if
you recorded now and you put the headphones on your head,
the booths would yell at you just one ear, pick
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an ear, and then he'd go, well, the headphones won't
stay on if I just do the one ear. They go, no,
you hold it on with your left hand, and it's like, well,
I use my left hand to change the sheet music.
Just listen to me. Why can't I just wear booth
ear on my don't do it that way. That's why
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we had one hand left preferably other one off right
ear and you hold it in.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Six buddy, I love the podcast I was listening to
on on YouTube and I can't tell you, and I
guess I already did you know twenty minutes ago. But
driving from Portland all the way down to la I
looked at my odometer and all of a sudden that
I had driven three hundred and fifty miles and it
(17:31):
seemed like five miles. When you're listening to something that's engaging,
and it's funny, and it's and and and and you
enjoy it. Man, the time flies by when you're on
a road trip, It really does.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I agree. I've always and thank you, I've always listened
to Talk of course I'm the Ears, and I've always
listened to it when I was even working on a
construction site. I would listen to it, and I agree,
like it's a great way to pass the time, and
(18:05):
I wish more people sort of. You know, music is fine,
but it doesn't pass the time like a good stimulating conversation.
You know. I don't even measure I don't even measure
miles anymore. I just go how far away, Santa Barbara?
It's about a carrot top? Maybe can we make it
(18:29):
to San Francis? We can make it to San Francisco
on two carrot tops?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
And the Dean came and carrot tops is the most
interesting stuff on that podcast was him talking about his
relationship with his dad and the important stuff that his
dad put together for NASA.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
I know, and how interesting is his dad? I mean
when he started talking about being the guy who invented
the clamping system. To take the space Shuttle on top
of a seven forty seven and carry it and then
launch it from the top of the seventy forty seven,
(19:07):
you had to have a system that held the space
Shuttle on top of a seven forty seven and then
when the pilot hit a button, released it at thirty
thousand feet.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, and don't take out the tail fins. Either you know,
it's got.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
To you know, right right, wid And I know I
just want to say this. I'm want to take a
turn for the racial but I know that Joy what's
her name is making the round saying black people invented
everything the other week. I think we got to claim
this one in the name of Cara toopsa.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Right, that's exactly right.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
I really do you guys can the black folk and
we'll give you a jazz. We'll we'll Elvis rip you off. Fine,
but we're taking the space shuttle in the clamping system,
the carra tops Dad pioneered back in the seventy three.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
It was awesome, all right, Mom said, yes, August thirty,
first first, thanks for coming on, man, I really appreciate
keep up the great work.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Thanks dam appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
All right, Adam Corolla, go out and check out the
second show. The first show is sold out. Second show
is available nine pm. August thirty first at Mom said, yes,
that's in Torrance, California. It's going to be you know,
an hour and a half of great, great comedy.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
So no, no, you ain't doing nothing, go do it.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, maybe I'll slide out there on Sunday night. I
got nothing going on, but it really is. It's a
great podcast, great show. He's always been nice to come
on with us, you know, every time. But when I
worked at kalis X, he came on every Friday night.
You know, we went on at eight o'clock and we're
running out of sponsors because everybody except us knew that
(20:47):
the station was flipping in music. And he said he'd
come on until the first commercial break, and sometimes the
first commercial break was an hour and a half and
he come on with us for an hour and a
half just on the phone. It was great, man. It
was one of the highlights of doing radio. It's having
that guy on Friday night. Adam Carolla August thirty, first
Sunday night, nine pm.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Go check it out.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
So everybody's chiming in on the big engagement with Taylor
Swift and Travis Kelcey, even Travis Kelcey's dad, who I
think is divorced from Travis Kelcey's mom. I think I
think that marriage had fallen apart, and I think mom
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did a lot of raising of those two kids. Man,
when you got two kids that play in the NFL,
and they're both stars. Somebody did something right in that family.
I mean, they're both superstars. I think they were both
All Stars at the same time, Pro Bowls at the
same time. Yeah, and then one of them has this
(21:57):
beautiful wife that the Travis's brother has, Jason. Yeah, Jason's
wife is big, spectacular, she's great, she's funny, she's you know, smart,
she's a good mom. And then the other one, Mary's
you know, Taylor Swift. I mean, that family's got it
going on. And so Travis Kelsey's dad is reacting to
(22:20):
the big engagement. Let's find out what's going on with
the big, big, big pops.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
Glad to see it finally happen. I mean they've talked
about it quite a bit. I was actually did the proposal,
oh maybe two weeks, not quite two weeks ago. He
was gonna put it off till this week. I think
she was getting maybe a little antsy, but he was
gonna put it off till this week to you know
what makes some grand thing, to make it a big
special event.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
And sounds like he's asking all over it, doesn't It
sound like he's like sort of diminishing it, like, yeah,
she was getting antsy and she wanted this big thing
and he's just a regular guy.
Speaker 7 (22:53):
I think she was getting maybe a little antsy, but
he was gonna put it off till this week to
you know what makes some grand thing to make it
a big special event.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah, he's talking down on it. He's talking s on
this thing.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
Some grand thing to make it a big special event.
And and I told him repeatedly, you know you can
do it on the side of the road, dude, or
any place that makes it a special event. When you
when you get down on one knee and ask her.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Auber, Oh, that's a Cleveland guy.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Stolen forward, that's a Cleveland guy. You can do it
on the side of the road. It's the whole thing
is special if just because it happened, put.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
It out there for everybody to see.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I got that, was telling Krozer during the break.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I bought a hat when I was up in Oregon,
went to one of those state fairs or county fairs,
and I bought an old hat that says US Navy
on it. Man, I think in a year or something,
and I was driving. I wore it at a place
called Rolling Hills in Corning, California.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
I stopped for the night and I was wearing it.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I was playing a slot machine or something, and a
guy comes up being goes, hey, stolen valor.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I said, what it was just a ball cap. Baseball
had said Navy on it.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I said, but if I had a uniform on with
the shoes, and I was carrying a flag, and I
had the ship that I served on, that stolen valor
wearing a hat is his navy.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
It's not stolen valid here, come here, let me give
it a what fir.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, he's a drunk old guys. I GD served you,
didn't you wearing that gen hat? And his wife is like, hey, hell, hell,
please go you a hippie, I said, stolen valleys. When
you dress up in in full fatigues, you've got, you know,
got to pass yourself.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Yeah, it's not just where you a hat is his
Navy on it? There's there was no ship number on it,
there was no I served, you know, but what the
the year to year whatever the half that said the
Navy on it.
Speaker 7 (24:41):
You know, you can do it on other side of
the road, dude, or any place that makes it a
special event.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
When you okay, this is a Cleveland guy when.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
You get down on one day and asking America couldn't
help that. Scott Swift was telling him the same thing.
So he uh, he did. He made it made a
nice little floral garden around uh the gazebo. You got
herout there about Henry said let's go out and have
a glass of wine. And she got out there and
they got out there and that's when that's when he
asked her.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
And it was beautiful.
Speaker 7 (25:07):
She she got. You know, they started facetiming me and
their mother and her folks to make sure everybody knew.
So it's to see them together is great. There is
two young people very much on love casts in a
spotlight that they really haven't sought but kind of followed
with their success in their in their respective fields.
Speaker 8 (25:27):
And I'm sure you knew this was going to happen,
But did did he talk to you as a father beforehand?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (25:31):
Yeah, we talked about it, and you kind of kind
of knew this was going to happen months ago. And
to be honest with you, at least that was that
was my guess was that you know, it was probably
during last season this when it really became obvious that
they were just just crazy about each other.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
You've seen her son, You've seen your son happy in
so many different situations, But have you seen him happier
than this?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
No?
Speaker 7 (25:55):
No, no, we actually he went to a thing in
Casey Sunday night which was which was an ESPN airing
of the Kingdom, and UH went to that, and his
mother and I went with him back.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
To his house for he'd be great if they asked that,
have you ever seen him happier? And he lists off
ten uh ten times where yeah, much happier. He won
his first Super Bowl, it was a billion times happier. Yeah,
when he became an All Pro Pro Bowl.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Oh yeah, I always said, he said, this is a spotlight.
They haven't seeked out.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Like what that's all they do is look for that
spotlight and they didn't seek it out.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
Went to a thing in Casey Sunday night, which was
which was an ESPN airing of the Kingdom, and UH
went to that, and his mother and I went with
him back to his house for dinner that where Taylor
made dinner and we had a wonderful dinner with them
outside on a bed.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
What Taylor makes for dinner.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Think Taylor made Yeah, what is that? A Kraft Max
and mac and cheese.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
She supposed to be a pretty good cook and baker,
is that right? Yeah, yeah, she cooks a lot. Okay,
well back off, everybody.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Man, belly O is there. They're the biggest fan in
the world. You know.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
If you say anything even even uh around an insult,
like anywhere in the vicinity of an insult, Bellio's jumping
on like like it's.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Her mom or something. Got might make her Haven and Earth.
Speaker 7 (27:27):
Where Taylor made dinner and we had a wonderful dinner
with them outside on a patio and they just watch,
the two of them just crazy about each other. It's
uh truly underneath it really is.
Speaker 8 (27:37):
So this had happened.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
You know, he should have he should have said, he
goes yeah, yeah, uh so uh you know ed Kelsey.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Uh, the two kids are really in love.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
You've been that in love with your ex wife and
that's when the guns come out by Yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
Trunnea, it really is.
Speaker 8 (27:54):
So this had happened when you were out there, This
had already happened.
Speaker 7 (27:57):
They had Yeah, they have. I know, I don't know
how much I'm supposed to say, but I don't care.
They were engaged. I was at I was actually at
an Eagles practice, a public practice that that they they
had a lot of people that well, Eagles had sixty
thousand people that are public practice two weeks ago on
a Sunday night.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
So God, what a team.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Sixty thousand people at a practice for the Eagles.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
They do love that team.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
Man.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
They that that is a great sports down at Philadelphia.
I know, Crows, you think the Cowboys have it going on,
but not Philadelphia's.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
I'm real at that practice, they they I gotta I
gotta text. I didn't get a text. I got a
FaceTime call from them. And as soon as as soon
as I saw the FaceTime, and so was Travis, and
I saw Taylor there with them, I knew what they
were going to say. And uh and and they you know,
I doesn't know they let hurt, but the moms and
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and Scott know.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
And I can't take it much more to say.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
I know.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I Well, we'll listen to it during the breakoup.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM sixty.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Belly was very excited about it.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Krozer could have given a flying f I mean probably
closer to Krozer's camp, but there are some people out
there that got really excited. There's a CBS reporter. Her
name is Olivia I think it's Rinaldi, and she's a
very high level White House correspondent, very serious about her work,
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giving you know, really important news every day on policy
that comes out of the White House or any kind
of you know, executive orders that are coming out, how
it shapes in the lives of Americans. And while she
was reporting or else she was out at the White House,
she got a text or I don't know, information somehow
(29:54):
that Taylor Swift was engaged and she lost it. This
is a very seriou White House correspondent and completely lost it.
Speaker 9 (30:04):
Taylor Swift is engage. Taylor Swift is engage. This come
back to me. She just posted it. Oh my god,
oh my god.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Oh it's huge.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
The ring is jo enormous.
Speaker 8 (30:16):
This is so exciting.
Speaker 9 (30:17):
Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my.
Speaker 8 (30:22):
God, oh my god.
Speaker 9 (30:23):
It's on her Instagram. It's on her Instagram. It's on
her Instagram. Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
My god. So it's official. It's official. It's on her Instagram.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 9 (30:29):
It's on her Instagram. It's on her Instagram. It's Oh my.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
God, Oh my god, my god, my god, my god.
Speaker 9 (30:33):
I feel like Paul Revere right now. This is a
very exciting moment for me.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
God, Paul Revere has got to just be spinning.
Speaker 9 (30:42):
Oh my lord, I feel like Paul Revere right now.
This is a very exciting moment for me in my
professional career because I get to announce that Taylor Swift
and Travis Kelsey are engaged. Oh my god, as you're
talking to Joe Lang, our lovely producer ivy Ach texted
me and said, Taylor Swift's engaged, and you can see
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it right there on her social media. She put it
up in that post that they got engaged with the
caption your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting
married with a little dynamite dynamite sign. Theres Oh my god,
oh my god, oh my god. Very exciting here that
we get to break that and tell you about that.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
All right, Swifties, I think she'll probably regret that later
on in life when that lives on the internet forever.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
You got.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
If you're a White House correspondent, I think you have
to reserve that energy for being at home, you know,
and talking to other Swifties about the engagement belly O.
I don't even think your reaction was that big, and
you're a huge Swiftie.
Speaker 6 (31:49):
Oh it wasn't at all, No, not even close. It
was like I thought they already were that was mine.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Oh I see, all right? But how big a fan
are you? On a scale of one to ten? Like
a three?
Speaker 8 (32:03):
Wait?
Speaker 6 (32:04):
A ten is a ten.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Is going to multiple concerts in different cities or different countries.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Different We've been to one of her concerts. We're not
a ten? And do you have any merch? I do
not have, not a nine. Do you have any albums?
I have some songs, not an eight either.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
You're hovering maybe in the sevens maybe, but if you listen,
I mean you'll listen to her songs on the radio, right,
Oh yeah? Okay, Well you're probably about a seven or so.
You're not that as big as.
Speaker 6 (32:38):
You have, like a five.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Five?
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Okay, to be honest, okay.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
I think it's a sweet, happy story and we need
goodness in the world, so do we?
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Do we?
Speaker 4 (32:50):
And Kiki's all upset because she thought it ruined pumpkins
spice Day yesterday.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Oh, I see, my wife got pissed because she thought
the engagement was on August twenty six, which is her birthday.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Oh, happy birthday to her, and.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
She did want that to share that day with those two.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
So she's happy it was August tenth.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
It was August tenth, that's the day. Yes, okay, August tenth, and.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
I guess I'm a six.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
You're moving back up. When is the wedding have they
said they have not said.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
And where it's going to be or anything like that.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
I think it's going to be well, I don't know.
It could be one of their mini houses.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Well, we talked about this yesterday, and the rumor is
they're moving to Sugar and Falls, or very close to
Sugar and Falls, Hunting Valley, Ohio. And they bought an
eighteen million dollar home on sixty one acres in Hunting Valley,
which is about ten to fifteen miles from where my
dad grew up out on the east side of Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
So that's it.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I used to pass that house all the time all
the time, and so I know exactly the house that
they have purchased. If that rumor is true and they're
going to be living outside of Cleveland, Ohio. Do you
think they'll have babies pretty quickly?
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (33:58):
Yeah, I think that will yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
And then do you think he'll split?
Speaker 8 (34:04):
No?
Speaker 6 (34:04):
I think he's in it for the long haul.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Really yeah, okay, all right, I like your optimism.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
They will one day have a Meno divorce.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
The Perry version.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
No, I think they'll wait for full blog, full blown.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
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It's CAMF I am six forty and you're listening to
The Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio. Apple's driving
home from Portland back to Los Angeles over the weekend,
and usually that drive is long and boring. But I
listened to Corolla's podcast about four or five episodes, and
(00:21):
all of a sudden, I looked up on my Wait
a minute, I thought it was an Ashlar No, I'm
in Bakersfield.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Man.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
A time does fly when you're listening to something you
enjoy and he's with us.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Adam Carolla, how you.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Sir, I'm doing well, timmy buddy.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I loved the and I didn't think going in that
I was going to last the two hours with you
and Carrot Top.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
But that's one of my favorite episodes.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, people seem to be responding to that this seed.
Enjoy it. You know, it's sort of a side of
parent you never knew one. You know, I found this.
You must have found this as well. Guys get older,
whether they be stand up comedians or whether they be
(01:11):
rock stars, they kind of let their guard down as
they get older. They don't worry so much about the
persona right, or you start you start having these real
conversations with them, and and I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's great, It really is great.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
And I love the fact that, I mean, that's a real,
it's a real sort of cautious walk between you know,
him laying you know, visual prop jokes on a podcast
and talking about you know, how he is he borrowed
a screwdriver from his dad and the dad said, did
a walk into your in your room? And then him
(01:48):
attaching legs to it the other you know, and you're
trying to with a straight face, trying to move on
from that kind of crowd.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
You know, everyone's got an origin story, and it's kind
of interesting, you know. I mean when they kind of
go like, well, you know the serial killer, he used
to torture small animals and insects when he was young,
and you go, we should have known something was wrong.
There's a comedic version of that as well, you know,
(02:19):
like the stuff Carrot Top was doing at eleven, We
should have known something was wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
But I also like the the Dean Kine one, that
guy I never knew his you know where is he
grew up in Malibu with all those you know, Charlie
Sheen and Sean Penn and all those guys, and then
he was a real, you know, a star athlete in
college football.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I didn't know that side of him.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, it's we get sort of these hickory farms, sampler sized,
you know, little bite sized face of everybody, and we
always tend to be a little dismissed. I think we
never really understand like how much work these guys put
in or how dedicated they were, that they had a
(03:09):
background or life before we've met them. But yeah, Dean
Dean Kane was I think like had led all college
players in interceptions for a long period of time. Wow,
he was playing at Princeton, I think, so you know,
he wasn't on Nebraska, but he literally had a collegiate
(03:31):
record for Iron T's for a long time. But I
mean it makes sense when you see him in the
Superman outfit at thirty four though.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Okay, but I loved it was that episode. I think
it was that episode that you were talking about and
you said you tried to flush it out and do
it on stage, but you haven't really put it together.
But the whole run on Charlie Manson is so effing
funny about these you know, these guys that have everything.
They've got hookers, they've got you know, girls that hate
(04:02):
their dad coming up from Iowa, stealing food for them,
stealing drinks and living on the land for free. And
then Charlie Manson's not happy with that. He thinks killing
people is his way to start them.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I'm just saying, Charlie's a psychopath, right, But text is
a guy who is probably enjoying the largeets of living
off the late sixties free love California land. Right. He's
living at Spawn Ranch for free. He has all these
(04:39):
teenage runaway girls doing his bidding. Right. They're stealing at
shoplifting and bringing food. And then they come back to
the land they're squatting on and he's having summer of
love type orgy sect with all of them at once.
I'm just saying I would say to Charlie, I'm all
(05:02):
for the race riots and the killing and everybody. Let's
just give it a few months.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
It's so great knocking on the door going, hey, why
don't we just kill the people it didn't like our records.
When you're like, well that's you're a lot of black
and whites are going to be in the driveway. There's
gonna be a lot of heat on us for that.
Why don't we just keep doing what we're doing. That's
such a great run.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Man, a little deeper, like I'm an internalizer. I'd be
like Charlie, how good was that demo tape? If you
really think about it, I mean, have you ever heard
Crosby Stills in nash Herb Albert. I mean, they're doing
some pretty pretty special things.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
But I know you're gonna be in at Torrens and
we'll get to that.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
But you were talking about the other day, I remember
which podcast it was, but you said, you know, you're
you're beef with words that are too close to each other,
like pulling, push on it, or you know when you're
buzzed and the first two letters are the same.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
You're constantly, you know, walking into a door.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
And also you don't believe that it's just poll when
you see pol you want to push to make sure.
If it's a double door that you know goes both ways,
why you tell me which direction to push it. But
then then you said, uh, there's a great connection very
close to Philander Philanderer and uh and Philithromp and and
uh what was the other one?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Filanderer and.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, philanthropists you said, those are really two different people
but very close together.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Plus that's what I'm saying. You get a couple beers
and say your stepfather was a great philanthropist.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Lander And then I was listening to I think you
were talking about, you know, the first female umpire. You know,
there's gonna be a woman who finally has broken into
Major League Baseball and she's donating her hat to the
Baseball Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
And I'm gonna need more than that.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
You know, there's Babe Rutes bat, there's Willie Mays's glove,
and then there's a hat from the first female reference.
You know, first female umpire. It seems light.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah, I agree, I need the I don't know if
the female umpire chefs protector is short of hollowed out
a little up top, you know, to make Cody oh,
like you get a melon baller and they slow that
out of there. I would have that only makes sense.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Right, exactly, all right, You're gonna be in Torrents on
the thirty first. The first show sold out, the seven
pm is show sold out, but you got the nine
o'clock A couple of seats, A build for that as well,
and that's gonna be at U. Mom said, yes, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
He used to be called The End, And I don't
know why they changed your name. But it's a fun
kind of rock and roll party, honky tonk, stand up bar, restaurant.
It's just it's fun. It's one of the funnest places
I've ever played.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, it's coming on the thirty first, nine o'clock. Hey,
I also heard you ran into my sister at a
restaurant and you said to her, Hey, you know, I've
known your your brother for you know, twenty years. He's
never told me he had a sister. And I thought, well,
it's kind of weird for me to meet somebody and go, hey,
by the way, I've got a sister and four brothers.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
You know, that's not kind of a normal guy wouldn't
say that.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, you're you're right, I mean it is. I mean
in old timey days, it was meant your pimp and
she was a post here like you got.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
A right exactly. Yeah, you got me. That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Also, I was watching these you know, I'm a big
fan of these old submarine movies, you know, Red October,
Crimson tide As, bud Run Silent, Run Deep. And there's
always a great scene in about fifty percent of these
movies where they're being tracked by another submarine for like
two weeks and everybody and you can't, you know, you
can't whisper, you can't say anything because you know the
(09:15):
the Soviets are, you know, four miles behind us. And
then there's always the guy who's fixing the plumbing in
the captain's quarters and he drops like a pipe wrench
and it's over right.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Right, Yeah, I don't remember, I never wait, your dad
was in with your dad McHale's navy.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yes, that's right, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Of course, of course you have a predilection to loving
Marathion related story, right, the king of all of them.
It is weird where you have to be quiet.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Right exactly.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
So if that was a situation, let's be honest, if
they did that be quiet thing on a sub I
was on it with my buddy Ray, he definitely would
have farted in the middle of so doubt he would
have broken the silence for the heart, and then I
would have laughed hysterically, and the Soviets wouldn't have known
(10:15):
the fart meant something, because that could be organics, that
could be a whale or wallless farting, but me laughing
hysterically and screaming phrase name, that's what would tip them off.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
That's classic. Hey, can you stay with us?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I want to talk about the video you just put
off about cutting treated lumber at a lumberyard and how
that's a no no in California and how stupid that is.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Can you stay with us?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I cannot wait?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
All right, excellent, all right.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Adam Carolla is with us on August thirty first. He's
going to be out in Torrance at Mom said yes, Torrents,
so get on out there get tickets. The seven o'clock
show is sold out, but the nine o'clock show is available.
It's out at fifty five. I have twenty five Kalmayer
(11:02):
Road in Torrance and that's going to be on August
thirty first.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
He is going to be in Torrents, so buzz on
out on August thirty first to see him in Torrents
in the South Bay area.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
And that's gonna be a cool event. Adam Corolla. I
know you posted this thing online.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
You know, when you went to get lumber cut, was
that home depot or is that just a hardware store
out near the beach?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Where was that?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
It was a hardware store in Malibu, Okay, which was
just as it's like a chain, but it's not a
big box store. I think it may have been Anaalalt
lumber in.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Math and they would they don't cut treat of wood.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Huh yeah, So what I you know your listeners need
to understand is there's a kind of wood and it's
called pressure treated wood, and it's really wood that's made
to be used outdoors. So if you're going to make
a depth, you frame it with pressure treated wood, or
when you're framing a house, any any wood that makes
(12:15):
contact with concrete where there's moisture and termites and stuff
like that, they use a pressure treated wood. And it's
just a wood that's like infused with a chemical so
it doesn't rot and fall apart when it's outdoors, right,
And it's pretty common stuff and they sell it everywhere
and there's nothing exotic about It's been around for a
(12:37):
million years. And that at the Animal in Malibu, a
lot of sort of locals use the place and nobody
drives a pickup truck or as a lumber rack. So
they assume when you buy a sheet of plywood or something,
you're gonna have to cut it to fit it in
the car kind of thing. And yeah, because they're not
(13:02):
you know, they're not builders over there. They're just building,
you know, they're they're they're building a little hobby thing
for their kid or something. So I bought a two
by four pressure treated and the guy warned me, we
cannot cut this, and I said, I don't need it cut,
but why can't you cut it. I've been working with
(13:24):
this stuff for thirty five years. I don't I don't
get it. You have a radio armsaw in the back
where you'll cut anything, so you can take it with you.
And he said, we're not allowed to buy law Coastal
commission E PA the stuff. You know, it has some
sort of chemical in it so it doesn't rot. And
(13:44):
of course in California it's illegal to cut it. Now,
anyone who buys press pressure treated the lumber will just
take it back to their home and cut it in
front of their special needs kit or not. Sometimes I'll
use the neighbors special needs kids find the school or
(14:07):
tied up out. But there's no such thing as find
two by fours and not cutting them, because you almost
by nature have to cut the two by four if
you're going to utilize it. But it's illegal to do
it there. And by the way, it's outdoors. They're radio
arm saws outdoors. So the guy gave me the warning.
I laughed, I threw in the back of my truck.
(14:29):
I went home and cut it, and then two weeks
later the entire city burnt to the ground. All the teslas,
all the mattresses, all the foam, all the rubber, every
building material, all the carpet, all the upholstery, it all liquefied,
(14:49):
turned to ash. The following week it rained and washed
it all down into the bay. Wow. But it's Calfornia
in a nutshell, right, which is, they are sticklers when
it comes to cutting pressure treated lumber outdoors, but they
won't fill the reservoirs and they won't do force management,
(15:15):
so the whole place will burn down, including all the
pressure treated lumber, and it'll all just end up in
the bay and they'll do nothing to prevent that.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Hey, and I love when you have a doctor, Drew On,
He's always been my favorite. I'm glad you're still friends
with him that You know, a lot of times when
you stop working with somebody, it blows up and you
never speak anymore. But he's a real solid guy and
he still has a lot of great information that he
has to offer. But I will say this, I do
judge people when they're on radio or when they when
(15:46):
they wear headphones and they don't put them on properly
because they don't want to mess up their hair. I
really do judge them when they put them on low
or behind their head.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Yeah, Drew does.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
That doesn't mean yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I don't like it at all, and I agree with you.
But what I do think is really cool from our childhood,
remember headphones, when Keith Partridge or Davy Jones would cut
an album and they just hold it on one.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Ear right, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
There something about stereo that brew off Keith Partridge or
Davy Jones. I don't know why, Bobby Sherman, all those guys.
There was some weird trend in the seventies where if
you recorded now and you put the headphones on your head,
the booths would yell at you just one ear, pick
(16:41):
an ear, and then he'd go, well, the headphones won't
stay on if I just do the one ear. They go, no,
you hold it on with your left hand, and it's like, well,
I use my left hand to change the sheet music.
Just listen to me. Why can't I just wear booth
ear on my don't do it that way. That's why
(17:03):
we had one hand left preferably other one off right
ear and you hold it in.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Six buddy, I love the podcast I was listening to
on on YouTube and I can't tell you, and I
guess I already did you know twenty minutes ago. But
driving from Portland all the way down to la I
looked at my odometer and all of a sudden that
I had driven three hundred and fifty miles and it
(17:31):
seemed like five miles. When you're listening to something that's engaging,
and it's funny, and it's and and and and you
enjoy it. Man, the time flies by when you're on
a road trip, It really does.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I agree. I've always and thank you, I've always listened
to Talk of course I'm the Ears, and I've always
listened to it when I was even working on a
construction site. I would listen to it, and I agree,
like it's a great way to pass the time, and
(18:05):
I wish more people sort of. You know, music is fine,
but it doesn't pass the time like a good stimulating conversation.
You know. I don't even measure I don't even measure
miles anymore. I just go how far away, Santa Barbara?
It's about a carrot top? Maybe can we make it
(18:29):
to San Francis? We can make it to San Francisco
on two carrot tops?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
And the Dean came and carrot tops is the most
interesting stuff on that podcast was him talking about his
relationship with his dad and the important stuff that his
dad put together for NASA.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
I know, and how interesting is his dad? I mean
when he started talking about being the guy who invented
the clamping system. To take the space Shuttle on top
of a seven forty seven and carry it and then
launch it from the top of the seventy forty seven,
(19:07):
you had to have a system that held the space
Shuttle on top of a seven forty seven and then
when the pilot hit a button, released it at thirty
thousand feet.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, and don't take out the tail fins. Either you know,
it's got.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
To you know, right right, wid And I know I
just want to say this. I'm want to take a
turn for the racial but I know that Joy what's
her name is making the round saying black people invented
everything the other week. I think we got to claim
this one in the name of Cara toopsa.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Right, that's exactly right.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
I really do you guys can the black folk and
we'll give you a jazz. We'll we'll Elvis rip you off. Fine,
but we're taking the space shuttle in the clamping system,
the carra tops Dad pioneered back in the seventy three.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
It was awesome, all right, Mom said, yes, August thirty,
first first, thanks for coming on, man, I really appreciate
keep up the great work.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Thanks dam appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
All right, Adam Corolla, go out and check out the
second show. The first show is sold out. Second show
is available nine pm. August thirty first at Mom said, yes,
that's in Torrance, California. It's going to be you know,
an hour and a half of great, great comedy.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
So no, no, you ain't doing nothing, go do it.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, maybe I'll slide out there on Sunday night. I
got nothing going on, but it really is. It's a
great podcast, great show. He's always been nice to come
on with us, you know, every time. But when I
worked at kalis X, he came on every Friday night.
You know, we went on at eight o'clock and we're
running out of sponsors because everybody except us knew that
(20:47):
the station was flipping in music. And he said he'd
come on until the first commercial break, and sometimes the
first commercial break was an hour and a half and
he come on with us for an hour and a
half just on the phone. It was great, man. It
was one of the highlights of doing radio. It's having
that guy on Friday night. Adam Carolla August thirty, first
Sunday night, nine pm.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Go check it out.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
So everybody's chiming in on the big engagement with Taylor
Swift and Travis Kelcey, even Travis Kelcey's dad, who I
think is divorced from Travis Kelcey's mom. I think I
think that marriage had fallen apart, and I think mom
(21:35):
did a lot of raising of those two kids. Man,
when you got two kids that play in the NFL,
and they're both stars. Somebody did something right in that family.
I mean, they're both superstars. I think they were both
All Stars at the same time, Pro Bowls at the
same time. Yeah, and then one of them has this
(21:57):
beautiful wife that the Travis's brother has, Jason. Yeah, Jason's
wife is big, spectacular, she's great, she's funny, she's you know, smart,
she's a good mom. And then the other one, Mary's
you know, Taylor Swift. I mean, that family's got it
going on. And so Travis Kelsey's dad is reacting to
(22:20):
the big engagement. Let's find out what's going on with
the big, big, big pops.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
Glad to see it finally happen. I mean they've talked
about it quite a bit. I was actually did the proposal,
oh maybe two weeks, not quite two weeks ago. He
was gonna put it off till this week. I think
she was getting maybe a little antsy, but he was
gonna put it off till this week to you know
what makes some grand thing, to make it a big
special event.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
And sounds like he's asking all over it, doesn't It
sound like he's like sort of diminishing it, like, yeah,
she was getting antsy and she wanted this big thing
and he's just a regular guy.
Speaker 7 (22:53):
I think she was getting maybe a little antsy, but
he was gonna put it off till this week to
you know what makes some grand thing to make it
a big special event.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah, he's talking down on it. He's talking s on
this thing.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
Some grand thing to make it a big special event.
And and I told him repeatedly, you know you can
do it on the side of the road, dude, or
any place that makes it a special event. When you
when you get down on one knee and ask her.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Auber, Oh, that's a Cleveland guy.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Stolen forward, that's a Cleveland guy. You can do it
on the side of the road. It's the whole thing
is special if just because it happened, put.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
It out there for everybody to see.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I got that, was telling Krozer during the break.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I bought a hat when I was up in Oregon,
went to one of those state fairs or county fairs,
and I bought an old hat that says US Navy
on it. Man, I think in a year or something,
and I was driving. I wore it at a place
called Rolling Hills in Corning, California.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
I stopped for the night and I was wearing it.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I was playing a slot machine or something, and a
guy comes up being goes, hey, stolen valor.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I said, what it was just a ball cap. Baseball
had said Navy on it.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I said, but if I had a uniform on with
the shoes, and I was carrying a flag, and I
had the ship that I served on, that stolen valor
wearing a hat is his navy.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
It's not stolen valid here, come here, let me give
it a what fir.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, he's a drunk old guys. I GD served you,
didn't you wearing that gen hat? And his wife is like, hey, hell, hell,
please go you a hippie, I said, stolen valleys. When
you dress up in in full fatigues, you've got, you know,
got to pass yourself.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Yeah, it's not just where you a hat is his
Navy on it? There's there was no ship number on it,
there was no I served, you know, but what the
the year to year whatever the half that said the
Navy on it.
Speaker 7 (24:41):
You know, you can do it on other side of
the road, dude, or any place that makes it a
special event.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
When you okay, this is a Cleveland guy when.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
You get down on one day and asking America couldn't
help that. Scott Swift was telling him the same thing.
So he uh, he did. He made it made a
nice little floral garden around uh the gazebo. You got
herout there about Henry said let's go out and have
a glass of wine. And she got out there and
they got out there and that's when that's when he
asked her.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
And it was beautiful.
Speaker 7 (25:07):
She she got. You know, they started facetiming me and
their mother and her folks to make sure everybody knew.
So it's to see them together is great. There is
two young people very much on love casts in a
spotlight that they really haven't sought but kind of followed
with their success in their in their respective fields.
Speaker 8 (25:27):
And I'm sure you knew this was going to happen,
But did did he talk to you as a father beforehand?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (25:31):
Yeah, we talked about it, and you kind of kind
of knew this was going to happen months ago. And
to be honest with you, at least that was that
was my guess was that you know, it was probably
during last season this when it really became obvious that
they were just just crazy about each other.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
You've seen her son, You've seen your son happy in
so many different situations, But have you seen him happier
than this?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
No?
Speaker 7 (25:55):
No, no, we actually he went to a thing in
Casey Sunday night which was which was an ESPN airing
of the Kingdom, and UH went to that, and his
mother and I went with him back.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
To his house for he'd be great if they asked that,
have you ever seen him happier? And he lists off
ten uh ten times where yeah, much happier. He won
his first Super Bowl, it was a billion times happier. Yeah,
when he became an All Pro Pro Bowl.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Oh yeah, I always said, he said, this is a spotlight.
They haven't seeked out.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Like what that's all they do is look for that
spotlight and they didn't seek it out.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
Went to a thing in Casey Sunday night, which was
which was an ESPN airing of the Kingdom, and UH
went to that, and his mother and I went with
him back to his house for dinner that where Taylor
made dinner and we had a wonderful dinner with them
outside on a bed.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
What Taylor makes for dinner.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Think Taylor made Yeah, what is that? A Kraft Max
and mac and cheese.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
She supposed to be a pretty good cook and baker,
is that right? Yeah, yeah, she cooks a lot. Okay,
well back off, everybody.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Man, belly O is there. They're the biggest fan in
the world. You know.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
If you say anything even even uh around an insult,
like anywhere in the vicinity of an insult, Bellio's jumping
on like like it's.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Her mom or something. Got might make her Haven and Earth.
Speaker 7 (27:27):
Where Taylor made dinner and we had a wonderful dinner
with them outside on a patio and they just watch,
the two of them just crazy about each other. It's
uh truly underneath it really is.
Speaker 8 (27:37):
So this had happened.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
You know, he should have he should have said, he
goes yeah, yeah, uh so uh you know ed Kelsey.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Uh, the two kids are really in love.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
You've been that in love with your ex wife and
that's when the guns come out by Yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
Trunnea, it really is.
Speaker 8 (27:54):
So this had happened when you were out there, This
had already happened.
Speaker 7 (27:57):
They had Yeah, they have. I know, I don't know
how much I'm supposed to say, but I don't care.
They were engaged. I was at I was actually at
an Eagles practice, a public practice that that they they
had a lot of people that well, Eagles had sixty
thousand people that are public practice two weeks ago on
a Sunday night.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
So God, what a team.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Sixty thousand people at a practice for the Eagles.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
They do love that team.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
Man.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
They that that is a great sports down at Philadelphia.
I know, Crows, you think the Cowboys have it going on,
but not Philadelphia's.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
I'm real at that practice, they they I gotta I
gotta text. I didn't get a text. I got a
FaceTime call from them. And as soon as as soon
as I saw the FaceTime, and so was Travis, and
I saw Taylor there with them, I knew what they
were going to say. And uh and and they you know,
I doesn't know they let hurt, but the moms and
(28:53):
and Scott know.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
And I can't take it much more to say.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
I know.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I Well, we'll listen to it during the breakoup.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM sixty.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Belly was very excited about it.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Krozer could have given a flying f I mean probably
closer to Krozer's camp, but there are some people out
there that got really excited. There's a CBS reporter. Her
name is Olivia I think it's Rinaldi, and she's a
very high level White House correspondent, very serious about her work,
(29:30):
giving you know, really important news every day on policy
that comes out of the White House or any kind
of you know, executive orders that are coming out, how
it shapes in the lives of Americans. And while she
was reporting or else she was out at the White House,
she got a text or I don't know, information somehow
(29:54):
that Taylor Swift was engaged and she lost it. This
is a very seriou White House correspondent and completely lost it.
Speaker 9 (30:04):
Taylor Swift is engage. Taylor Swift is engage. This come
back to me. She just posted it. Oh my god,
oh my god.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Oh it's huge.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
The ring is jo enormous.
Speaker 8 (30:16):
This is so exciting.
Speaker 9 (30:17):
Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my.
Speaker 8 (30:22):
God, oh my god.
Speaker 9 (30:23):
It's on her Instagram. It's on her Instagram. It's on
her Instagram. Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
My god. So it's official. It's official. It's on her Instagram.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 9 (30:29):
It's on her Instagram. It's on her Instagram. It's Oh my.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
God, Oh my god, my god, my god, my god.
Speaker 9 (30:33):
I feel like Paul Revere right now. This is a
very exciting moment for me.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
God, Paul Revere has got to just be spinning.
Speaker 9 (30:42):
Oh my lord, I feel like Paul Revere right now.
This is a very exciting moment for me in my
professional career because I get to announce that Taylor Swift
and Travis Kelsey are engaged. Oh my god, as you're
talking to Joe Lang, our lovely producer ivy Ach texted
me and said, Taylor Swift's engaged, and you can see
(31:03):
it right there on her social media. She put it
up in that post that they got engaged with the
caption your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting
married with a little dynamite dynamite sign. Theres Oh my god,
oh my god, oh my god. Very exciting here that
we get to break that and tell you about that.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
All right, Swifties, I think she'll probably regret that later
on in life when that lives on the internet forever.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
You got.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
If you're a White House correspondent, I think you have
to reserve that energy for being at home, you know,
and talking to other Swifties about the engagement belly O.
I don't even think your reaction was that big, and
you're a huge Swiftie.
Speaker 6 (31:49):
Oh it wasn't at all, No, not even close. It
was like I thought they already were that was mine.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Oh I see, all right? But how big a fan
are you? On a scale of one to ten? Like
a three?
Speaker 8 (32:03):
Wait?
Speaker 6 (32:04):
A ten is a ten.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Is going to multiple concerts in different cities or different countries.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Different We've been to one of her concerts. We're not
a ten? And do you have any merch? I do
not have, not a nine. Do you have any albums?
I have some songs, not an eight either.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
You're hovering maybe in the sevens maybe, but if you listen,
I mean you'll listen to her songs on the radio, right,
Oh yeah? Okay, Well you're probably about a seven or so.
You're not that as big as.
Speaker 6 (32:38):
You have, like a five.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Five?
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Okay, to be honest, okay.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
I think it's a sweet, happy story and we need
goodness in the world, so do we?
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Do we?
Speaker 4 (32:50):
And Kiki's all upset because she thought it ruined pumpkins
spice Day yesterday.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Oh, I see, my wife got pissed because she thought
the engagement was on August twenty six, which is her birthday.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Oh, happy birthday to her, and.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
She did want that to share that day with those two.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
So she's happy it was August tenth.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
It was August tenth, that's the day. Yes, okay, August tenth, and.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
I guess I'm a six.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
You're moving back up. When is the wedding have they
said they have not said.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
And where it's going to be or anything like that.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
I think it's going to be well, I don't know.
It could be one of their mini houses.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Well, we talked about this yesterday, and the rumor is
they're moving to Sugar and Falls, or very close to
Sugar and Falls, Hunting Valley, Ohio. And they bought an
eighteen million dollar home on sixty one acres in Hunting Valley,
which is about ten to fifteen miles from where my
dad grew up out on the east side of Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
So that's it.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I used to pass that house all the time all
the time, and so I know exactly the house that
they have purchased. If that rumor is true and they're
going to be living outside of Cleveland, Ohio. Do you
think they'll have babies pretty quickly?
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (33:58):
Yeah, I think that will yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
And then do you think he'll split?
Speaker 8 (34:04):
No?
Speaker 6 (34:04):
I think he's in it for the long haul.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Really yeah, okay, all right, I like your optimism.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
They will one day have a Meno divorce.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
The Perry version.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
No, I think they'll wait for full blog, full blown.
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