April 18, 2025 • 32 mins
Alex Stone, Artificial intelligence is moving into every industry and experts project that AI will replace or disrupt millions of full-time jobs in the next 10-15 years. In San Mateo County, CA. – the heart of the Silicon Valley - there is a resolution being introduced that would track the number of jobs lost to AI within the county. // Conway had to kill an Opossum after a dog attacked him. // Good Friday, Happy Easter! Tim’s upbringing on Easter Sunday with his new wool sweater. Human remains found in Long Beach. Chase in Marina Del Rey. Eating dinner solo. // How do guys cheat on their wives anymore? Cameras EVERYWERE and Conway got caught on one and it IS NOT PRETTY! Go to youtube @Conwayshowofficial and subscribe PLEASE
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF I am sixty and you're listening to
the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio apps.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I am sixty. It's Conway Show. It is Good Friday.
Good Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
We'll talk more about We'll spend the last two hours
of the show up with telling you what that is
in life. It's good Friday today, the Friday before Easter, Sunday.
Easter is this Sunday. And we saw the radical chase
today that ended up near Marina del Ray.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
We'll talk about that later as well.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
But first, Alex Stone is with us from ABC News.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
How you bumb.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Good good Friday to you and you got.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Young kids, right, Yeah, Easter Bunny coming by.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
The Easter Bunny will be coming nice. I don't know
what's going to be in the plastic eggs. I don't
play anything on that. I just have to fill them
on Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
But do they put carrots or cookies out for.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
The Oh yeah, they do do that. I thought you
meant in the eggs. No, no carrots in there. It's
gonna be candy.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, they'll do all that. So yeah, but my wife
has picked all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Oh that's great. Well, you mean the Easter Bundy.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, oh yeah, sorry, I mean the Easter Bunny.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
AI is moving into every industry everywhere you look. I
see commercials on YouTube and online social media all the time.
If you're older than fifty and you don't know anything
about AI.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Click care. Yeah. Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I think if you're older than fifty you don't know
anything about AI, you're going to get title waved by
the kids too.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
If you go on Amazon and have to chat with
Amazon and say that you have a problem with something,
I thought, oh, I don't want to deal with the AI.
It's yeah, you just want to get a real human.
And then I thought found out, Oh, it's actually easier.
It said, well, I'm going to refund it and you
don't have to return that item. And oh, I think
I like AI better. I don't have to go to
Cohl's and return it. That's great, and it gave me
my money back. So does work Someday AI is given
(01:46):
the store away. Yeah, exactly what AI care in some cases.
But yeah, I mean, it seems like it's creeping into
everything that we do. Your cell phone, if you get
a new iPhone, it's doted on there and customer service
lines all the chatbots, but there have been estimates that
AI is going to replace or disrupt millions of jobs
in the next ten to fifteen years, that it's going
to be a big change.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
One of them.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
As an example, as we talk about San Mateo County
and what they're doing now, Professor Zach Henderson, he's an
AI expert WC San Francisco at their law school, and
he says, radiology is an example of a job that
AI actually does better because looking at patterns in X
rays and scans for cancer, it can do better than
what the human eye can do, and so that's where
(02:29):
it actually may benefit us.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
He told us this.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Patter mcgernish is something that AI is very good at.
So we're actually already seeing studies where AI is able
to identify, for example, cancer and things like that even
more effectively than all best radiologists.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
So the supervisors County Supervisors in San Mateo County, they
are tim going to be introducing a resolution next week
that would require that a tracking of jobs that are
being lost to AI to better understand what's going to
go on with the human jobs and how many people
going to have out of work looking for something else
to do because there is going to be this acceleration
(03:06):
of as AI gets better, more and more jobs that
it can do, like radiology, that humans won't need to do.
This supervisory moler he's leading.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
If AI is all about profits, bottom line and efficiency,
and it moves so quickly that people are getting left behind,
then what does it really serve?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
And so he wants county departments.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
His resolution is going to be the county departments when
they're choosing AI over hiring humans, to tap the brakes
a little bit and if look at why they're doing
it and maybe keep the human workers there, but also
to track all of this to know, okay, like this
industry is disappearing and we need to figure out what
to do with these people and put them over there.
We're going to have a lot of humans who are
looking for work.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
And he said this and recently was in our probation
department they started to use AI. And I asked the
question in hearing how many jobs are going to be
eliminated new hires and pressed for an estimate, and I
was told ten new hires, And nic said to them
is okay, can you think of ten new jobs for
humans that will improve service delivery to residents. That's going
(04:06):
to actually help our residents.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
And it's just the probation department ten new hires that
they're not going to hire because they're going to switch
to AY. So there's three departments in San Mateo County
that are beginning to bring in AI next year that
will take the place of some jobs.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
So he says, they got to look at that.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
But it's pretty clear that, you know, many jobs are
going to be impacted by AI, but people are going
to need something to do, and San Mateo County is
trying to begin the process of watching that and monitoring
it to figure out what to do.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Alex Done is with us from ABC News. Is that
sort of a tribute to how stupid mankind is? Where
mankind has been around for I don't know, three hundred
thousand years, AI has been around for seventy years, and
it's neck and neck coming to the wire.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah, I mean, I think it shows our human limits
when it's something like looking at an X ray scan
and it's a radiologist that our eyeballs can only see
so much, and that it can look at all of
the fine points of the data of that image and
pick it apart. You know, there's things they still have
to perfect in it. Definitely. Sometimes you hear voice stuff
where you go, something sounds a little off on that
(05:10):
that the cadences.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
But they're getting better.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Right and we're still in the infant stages of AI.
Oh absolutely, yeah. And it's like ninety five. You know,
you're a family man, you got kids, you got full
time jobs. You may not know who that is. You
know who Benson Boone is?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I yeah, singer?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't who does the backflips? Yeah right, yeah,
exactly does that song? Yeah, but they loved it on SNL.
They love to bock yam and yeah, na, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
He sat down. I watched this on YouTube. He sat down,
he put in information, and he gave a sample of
his voice. Twenty minutes later put out a song that
sounds exactly like him, and a song that he would sing,
and I think a song that he's going to record
in twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah, Randy Travis. They did the same thing since he
can't sing any longer, and they took samples of his
voice and created a whole new song Randy Travis song.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
It sounded exactly like him.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I tell you man, it's exciting, but it's frightening, Alex.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
It is scary, and and how far it will.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Go and what it will be able to do right exactly?
All right, buddy, have a great Easter. Hey, Happy Easter week, Easter,
Happy good Friday. Buddy says, hello, Yeah, we'll see after Easter.
You got it all right? All right, there goes Alex Stone.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
Ai.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, same. I won if every one of his songs
are gonna be.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Like that, let me away. That's a great guy. He's
I think he's gonna be out of Coachella. He did
a performance last week where he had a big king's
cape on. He's an eccentric guy.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I like that, dude.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
He did it was actually like a queen's cap. He
did a Bohemian rhapsody.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah that's right, Yeah yeah yeah, and he and and I.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Thought he did pretty good. Yeah, pretty good. But I
was gonna tell you something. Oh, we have con no,
we gotta take it right, all right, when we'll come back.
I had to we have a okay, I can tell
you a story.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Come back.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I had to kill something and got very quiet around here.
I had to kill an animal yesterday. I'll tell you
about it.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
We'll come back. It really bothered me, really bothered me.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on Demayo from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
All right, this sort of saddened me.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
But I was I was cutting our lawn on this
is Sunday night, yeah, maybe a Sunday night, and I
was cutting the lawn and something caught the corner of
my eye and I looked back and I thought it
was a rat initially, but it was a baby possum.
It was a possum that was probably about a month
or two old, a little tiny baby, maybe four inches
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long five inches long. And so I looked around to
see where the mom was. The mom was nowhere in
sight and most of it and a lot of times
when you see the baby's possums out during the day
wandering around, something happened to mom. Mom got eaten. Mom
took off mom's mia. So I went to get in
to get a box. And I didn't like want to
(08:18):
mother the thing because I didn't know how to. I
don't know how to raise possums. I don't want they
eat I don't you know, necessarily wanted the house. We
have a dog, and I didn't want to take on
a possum, but I didn't want it to die there,
so I went in and got a box I was
going to put, you know, like every stupid human does.
You get a box, you put paper shreds in there
and then some lettuce and you're likeying, Oh, I saved
(08:39):
the world.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
No you didn't, you didn't. So I get the box.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I come out and the possum's gone, gone, can't find
it anywhere, took off gone, So I said, okay, went
back and found its mom or you know, wandered off
and that's that's the you know, And I put the
box back in the house. So two nights late, this
Tuesday night, sun has gone down and I'm out getting
(09:05):
up something out of my car and a guy walks by.
Friendly guy. I've said hi to him a couple of
times in the neighborhood. He always walks his big black
Labrador retriever. I don't know the dog's name. I'm not
that close with him, but very nice, ma'am, very well
trained dog. And I said hi to him and he
said happy Easter, which I'd like. And I said happy
(09:27):
Easter to him and he said, do you have any plans?
I said, no, not really, do you now, not really.
We're going to sit around the house and have a
nice Easter meal.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
He was a two minute conversation. He moved on, and
as he's going around the corner of our house, so
it would be still on our property. But as he
was leaving to go on across the street. It's hard
to explain, but as he was walking away from me,
(09:55):
his dog growled and bit the ground and it found
that possum. It found that baby possum and bit it
in the back, and and the dog was barking, and
the guy was yelling at the dog. And I couldn't
see because there was a bush between me and the guy.
So I ran over that go, hey, you are right,
You are right. Your dog get hit by a car.
(10:16):
He said, no, no, no, no, no no no, our
dog hit bit that rat. I go, no, it's not
a rat, it's a baby possum. And he goes, oh,
I feel horrible. I feel horrible. My dog was, you know,
wanting to get more of that possum. And I said, oh,
I said yeah. I said, I don't feel bad. You know,
that's nature. That's not the dog's fault. It's not the
possum's fault or my fault or your fault is just
(10:37):
you know, stuff like that happens. And so he said,
I feel really bad. You want me to put it
in the trash can? And I said no, I said,
it's still breathing. I said, let's let's, you know, let
me examine you guys can move on. I'll take care
of it. So's he again apologized, like twenty times. He
felt really bad, and he left. And then I got
a flashlight and I looked at the possum and the
(11:00):
possum's back was broken. The dog had bit the possum
in the back and broke his back. So his back
goes down and then right off to a ninety degree angle,
and one of his rear legs was missing, was bitten
right off. But the possum was still breathing and laboring though,
you know, breathing but labored, breathing.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Like, oh, I can't believe just what happened. I can't
believe this happened. Oh my back, Oh my leg's missing.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
It's just you know, he's going through a million thoughts,
and so my options are, you know, to put him
in the trash can. It was trash and I put
him in the trash can, but I didn't want to
do that while he's still breathing, right, and what he
suffers for another hour or two before he dies.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
So it was my job to get a shovel.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
And to end that possum's life woo, and I felt horrible.
I had to do it, but I felt horrible to
put that shovel on that possum and put it out.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Of its misery.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I still feel like hell because that possum looks exactly
like our dog, like our dog Abby, exactly the same face,
same years, and that possum was looking up at me. Well,
I had to put it out of its misery, and
the possum died. And I took the possum and I
(12:22):
put him in the put in a bag and then
in the green waist barrel and he was taken away
the next day. But the point of the story is
that happened on Thursday, Wednesday night, Thursday, so two days ago.
And I still feel horrible about it, and I still
feel like, you know, maybe I if I had found
(12:46):
the possum before when I was cutting the law on mad,
that possum be alive, I had all these thoughts, you know,
going through my head, and then I thought to myself, Okay,
I have more emotion over that dead possum, baby possum
then the Menendez brothers had for their parents. They shot
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their parents in cold blood and were emotionless, went out,
went to a movie, went to a swap meet food festival,
and then came back and then denied that, you know,
blamed the mafia hit on their parents, never any emotion
(13:29):
over their parents getting killed, and they did it. I
had to kill a baby possum, and I still feel horrible.
Two three days later they wiped out their parents with shotguns.
And to this day there are people who say they
are emotionless over there. Those are not two guys who
(13:51):
are ready to get out of prison.
Speaker 9 (13:53):
Angel You get some Yeah, I was going to say
the difference between what you did and what they did,
you did the right.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Thing, had to But I felt so horrible, you know,
but I and my wife wasn't gonna do it my daughter.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
We didn't even tell my daughter we were going to
do it.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
But I had to put that shovel on the neck
of that possum and put it out of its misery,
and it immediately it was.
Speaker 9 (14:16):
Gone, oh good, because there was no coming back from
that injury, not at all.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
No.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
The leg was missing, the back was broken, and you
could see it was it was bleeding, and you know,
it was lifeless except for his breathing. I could see
was breathing and his eyes were open. But you know,
like whenever you've maybe you've been driving for a while
and you've hit like a like a a squirrel or raccoon,
or a cat or a dog man, you still remember that,
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you know, you still remember when I remember I hit
a cat on Amastoi Avenue. I was seventeen when I
hit this cat. I can still tell you where that
cat was. Right in front of Steve Meyer's house, a
buddy of mine, on Amaztoi and Magnolia on Amaztoy, a
little bit about three houses north of Magnolia on Amaztoy.
(15:04):
I hit a cat, and I can still remember that
black cat that I hit. I was seventeen when that happened. Seventeen,
a long time ago. And that's the sign of you
know that, that's typical. If you're listening right now, you
probably remember, you know, you ran over a dog or
a cat or a squirrel or a skunk or whatever
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it is, or a bird and you hit it and
you feel horrible. That's natural. That's natural. When you wipe
out your parents with shotguns, that's not natural. That's dangerous
to other human beings. If you're gonna wipe out your
parents like that, you're gonna wipe out anybody, absolutely, anybody.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty ding Dog with you.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
All right, We've got a lot to what I get
to today. It is good Friday. Easter is Sunday. That
was a big holiday in our family. My mom loved
Easter Sunday, big Easter fan, and she would buy all
of us a new Easter outfit, either an Easter sweater
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or an Easter shirt, something to go to church with
on Easter Sunday and Easter Sunday. If you weren't into
a long Catholic mass, you that is not your day.
It was sometimes two and a half hours. Man, oh man,
did they belt out out on Easter. That was a long,
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long mass, massive mass on Sunday. So my mom one
year bought us all nice I think there were wool
sweaters or fake wool whatever, imitation wool, real wool. They
were wool, and they were heavy, and she wanted us
all to wear our wool sweaters. And we left our
house up on Passa Darrow Drive in Tarzana to go
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to Saint Mel's, our church before we got kicked out
of there. And we leave the house and it's ninety
two degrees. We're all in wolf sweaters with dress pants on,
and it's ninety two degrees in the valley. Six kids
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cozy sweating like James Worthy in the fourth quarter, dripping
off his chin at the free throw line. You know,
some people are say, I should probably update that reference.
Is that true, James Worthy? Or do people know what
I mean?
Speaker 10 (17:37):
I think most people know who you mean.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Didn't James Worthy seemed to really knock it out with
the sweat. I mean, he really played his ass off.
Speaker 11 (17:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
He was one of the only guys who when he
was on the court, he played one hundred and ten
percent every single second hit he was on the court.
That's why I say James Worthy my favorite basketball player
of all time, of all time.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
I love that guy.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
All Right, We've got Alex Michaelson coming on at five
thirty five. Will A chat with him, and then we
have suspected human remains found in Long Beach. Oh boy,
oh wow, that's tough. But man, does this town throw
a lot at you. We throw a ton of crap
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your way. And whether it's high speed chases, which we
saw one earlier that ended in a it looked like
one hundred and fifty cops pulling one guy out of
his car near Who was that in Marina del Rey.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I think it was Marina del Rey.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah, And man, oh man, that thing that was a
wild end. At the end, it looked like he was
signaling and saying, hey, can somebody give me a cigarette?
And I don't know if you know this, but the
cops aren't in the cigarette game.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
You know. At the end of the chase, if you want.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
A cigarette, that's not what the cops are going to
go to a seven to eleven and retrieve one for you.
But it was a radical chase. I don't know if
you saw it. It was crazy, ma'am.
Speaker 12 (19:05):
Creeds just wrapped up in Marina del Rey after reports
of possible domestic violence, possible kid driving that white Mustang
at high speeds.
Speaker 11 (19:13):
The chase finally came to a stop when the pursuit
suspect stopped on the side of the ninety freeway Marena Expressway.
Scott Rife is live over the scene in ear seven
with the latest.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Man, Scott, what's going on out there? Bob? Can you
hear me?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Scott?
Speaker 12 (19:28):
It was wild and it was an intense right in
this area right here you see the suspects in that
vehicle there they called an ra form, but right next
to the Mustang the officers. When the suspect got out
and tried to confront them, the officers rushed him and
got him into custody right before he was able to
try and jump back into the Mustang. They're really concerned
he may have a weapon. The female is still there
up against the fence. She's being detained. I think they're
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really trying to figure out exactly what was going on
in this situation. We want to go to some video
and show you it was extremely dangerous there. We came
up on this pursuit, a suspect driving at a high
rate of speeds on the shoulder, then trying to get
onto the four or five south from the ninety, and
then backed up onto incoming traffic, then got back on
the four or five northbound, then back onto the final
traffic almost hitting several vehicles, then onto the ninety freeway,
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and then to the end of the pursuit here right
at the end of the ninety in Marina del Reay.
So we don't have exactly the situation police are looking at.
It looks like they're shot down. Determined exactly what happened,
but as you mentioned initially, it was a domestic violence suspect,
violence suspect out of the Hollywood area, and a possible kidnapping.
They should be able to reopen the ninety freeway here,
I would think sometime soon.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Man. In southern California, especially Los Angeles, people are losing it.
They don't have a job, maybe their home has been
burned out or their apartment. Maybe they have, you know,
problems domestically with their girlfriend or wife or a husband
or boyfriend or whoever they're living with.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
As Bellio refers to it as their bed partner. I
like that term, Bellio.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
But there's a lot of pressure living in Los Angeles
in southern California, because you have a lot of people
who are still doing really, really well in life. They're
driving two hundred thousand, three hundred thousand dollars cars. They
have one hundred and fifty thousand dollars watch. They go
to restaurants without you know, carrying at all what the
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price is for food or wine, and it's really expensive.
I went out last night after the program and I
went and I said, you know, I'm gonna go to
dinner by myself. I haven't done that in a while,
where I go and I sit down at a restaurant
and I eat dinner by myself while just you know,
looking around. I think there used to be a stigma
attached to that eating dinner by yourself.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I loved it, love it. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
So I go to a restaurant in the San Fernando Valley,
an Italian restaurant, and I order noodles with meat sauce.
You don't say noodles, no, I said penny. Okay, yeah,
I said penny with meat sauce. And that's it. What
do you think that costs croach? Just penny with meat sauce,
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No no draink, no soda, no beer, no wine, no salad,
no soup, no dessert, no coffee.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
How much should it cost her? How much do I
think it costs?
Speaker 4 (22:18):
There?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Hey, how much do you think it costs?
Speaker 7 (22:21):
Twenty five bucks?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Okay, very close, thirty dollars and fifty cents.
Speaker 7 (22:25):
That's I was going high.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Thirty dollars for noodles and yeah, and meat with meat sauce,
tomato meat.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
So I asked for it.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah, right, I asked for it el dente, which you know,
you peasants don't know what that is, but that means
don't overcook the noodle to the tooth.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
That's right, literally translated.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
It came back and the noodles were crunchy, so.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I didn't want to complain.
Speaker 7 (22:53):
So it wasn't fresh pasta.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
Well, if it was crunchy, it wouldn't be fresh.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Oh well, oh that's right. Okay, you're right, yeah, you're right. Okay,
it was dried positive begin with it. Then it was
even cheaper, so I didn't want to complain. I said
to the waitress, I said, oh, I just got a text.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
I got to go. Can I get this to go?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
And she said yeah, And I went home and I
separated the noodles from the meat sauce, and I boiled
the noodles again for five six minutes and then combined
them put it in the microwave and ate it. I
was working. I was working with the meat sauce in
the microwave. I was a short order cook for a
(23:32):
little while. And it was great because my wife was
not home, and so I had the whole kitchen of myself.
Because Bellio knows this and Krozier you're probably a victim
of this as well. But my wife has a spot
in the kitchen that she always stands in and it's
(23:52):
right where the plates are, and it's right where the
silverware is. That's her spot in our kitchen. Her spot,
And like.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
When you're cooking, just in general, when you're.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Just when she's in the kitchen, she's there, or we're
talking in the kitchen, she's that's her spot. And I
said to Bellio, said you have a spot at home,
and she said absolutely, she said every woman has a
spot in the kitchen.
Speaker 10 (24:12):
Yeah, I didn't mind this morning.
Speaker 7 (24:15):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
So my wife wasn't home, I had the whole kitchen myself.
I felt like I was at a cooking show where
I was the star of a cooking show and I
had the whole kitchen of myself.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
It was great.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
But man, my wife has a spot, and it's right
where I got to get the silverware. And it's right
where the plates and the cups are the only three
things I needed in the kitchen, silverware, plates and cups.
And she has dominated all of them by where she
stands and I and we sort of made you know.
It's not a big deal. But I constantly have to
put my hand on her hip and slide her over
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so I can get the silverware. Just there you go.
I guess, give me ten twelve inches.
Speaker 10 (25:02):
This is what I get.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
Move, Jen gets the eye roll.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Does Jen have a spot in the kitchen? She's always
in usually wherever I need to go. That's great, man, Angel,
Do you have a spot in your kitchen you're always in?
Speaker 10 (25:18):
Yeah, in front of the stove.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
All right, Okay, that's where you should be. Didn't go on.
Speaker 8 (25:25):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Before we get into our next topic here. I don't
know how guys cheat on their wives anymore. I don't
know how you do it, no idea, because everything is
on video. We have video cameras around our house. We
got one of those costco ones where there's eight hundred cameras.
(25:54):
You do it yourself, and you know, you become a
TV show. Your whole life is now on TV. And
I assumed in my house that unless the alarm is
set and armed, that those cameras were off, right, I
just assumed they were off.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Well, they're on. They're on. And my wife sent me
video proof of that.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
About an hour and a half ago. I was just casually,
you know, talking to the dog, eating my lunch in
the living room, and then she sent me a video
of me petting the dog and eating lunch in the
living room. So I don't know how guys do it.
Everybody's on video all the time. So we took the video,
(26:48):
or Bellio took video, and we put up on YouTube.
If you want to see what this looks like. And
by the way, I have to tell you, if you
don't know the show and don't know you know Ding
Dong and a little bit of the history, if you
just watched that clip of me in the living room,
you would think this guy's crazy. This guy just you know,
(27:08):
belongs in a nuthouse. But yeah, a billion But if
you go to YouTube right now before they make us
take it down, is that what we're doing yeah, we
started that and then everybody copied it. Now everybody thinks
it's lame, but we started them. If you go to
YouTube and.
Speaker 10 (27:27):
Go to Conway Show Conway Show Official.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, Conway Show is it Conway Show Official? Now it's
just Conway Show, isn't it?
Speaker 10 (27:36):
Put in Conway Show Official? Just in case?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Oh really? Why? Somebody asked, know somebody doing that to us?
Speaker 10 (27:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
No way like Conways Show.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
All right, if Conways Show Official, you have put official in.
Speaker 10 (27:51):
Just to be safe, I would, yeah, just to get
to where you are telling them to go.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Okay, all right, let's make it as complicated we can
to get people over there.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
All right.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
So it's at Conway Show on YouTube and you can
see it.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Is I really do I look crazy?
Speaker 10 (28:11):
It's embarrassing, It's it's horrible.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
It's me.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
You got to see the video, but like you have
to see this is this is me.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
This is a typical day for me.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
And I didn't realize how many times, even like a
two minute span that I say that I yell out
ding dong in the house. I mean, that's somebody's crazy.
And my wife and daughter weren't home, so I thought
I could belt it out evidently I couldn't is here
it is? Do you want to treat?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Maybe later?
Speaker 11 (28:46):
Maybe later?
Speaker 7 (28:47):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Mean you pet the dog and asking if the dog
school before before I go to work. I always make
sure the dog's cool, very sweet, Okay, it's warm, okay, alright.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
I think that scared her. That that last scared She's like, Jesus,
all right, I'll be on later and then Milan.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Walking or something. She's like, uh, can't you go to
that pasta place after dinner again for another couple of
hours and complain about the price and the food.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
God a mighty, this is my favorite thing ever.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
But of course it is because it's everything about your
impression of me clearing my throat and screaming, dig dall
dig doll dig But that was like it sounded like
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Wait, let me get a picture.
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
I am sixty. It's Conway Show. It is Good Friday.
Good Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
We'll talk more about We'll spend the last two hours
of the show up with telling you what that is
in life. It's good Friday today, the Friday before Easter, Sunday.
Easter is this Sunday. And we saw the radical chase
today that ended up near Marina del Ray.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
We'll talk about that later as well.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
But first, Alex Stone is with us from ABC News.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
How you bumb.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Good good Friday to you and you got.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Young kids, right, Yeah, Easter Bunny coming by.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
The Easter Bunny will be coming nice. I don't know
what's going to be in the plastic eggs. I don't
play anything on that. I just have to fill them
on Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
But do they put carrots or cookies out for.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
The Oh yeah, they do do that. I thought you
meant in the eggs. No, no carrots in there. It's
gonna be candy.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, they'll do all that. So yeah, but my wife
has picked all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Oh that's great. Well, you mean the Easter Bundy.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, oh yeah, sorry, I mean the Easter Bunny.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
AI is moving into every industry everywhere you look. I
see commercials on YouTube and online social media all the time.
If you're older than fifty and you don't know anything
about AI.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Click care. Yeah. Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I think if you're older than fifty you don't know
anything about AI, you're going to get title waved by
the kids too.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
If you go on Amazon and have to chat with
Amazon and say that you have a problem with something,
I thought, oh, I don't want to deal with the AI.
It's yeah, you just want to get a real human.
And then I thought found out, Oh, it's actually easier.
It said, well, I'm going to refund it and you
don't have to return that item. And oh, I think
I like AI better. I don't have to go to
Cohl's and return it. That's great, and it gave me
my money back. So does work Someday AI is given
(01:46):
the store away. Yeah, exactly what AI care in some cases.
But yeah, I mean, it seems like it's creeping into
everything that we do. Your cell phone, if you get
a new iPhone, it's doted on there and customer service
lines all the chatbots, but there have been estimates that
AI is going to replace or disrupt millions of jobs
in the next ten to fifteen years, that it's going
to be a big change.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
One of them.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
As an example, as we talk about San Mateo County
and what they're doing now, Professor Zach Henderson, he's an
AI expert WC San Francisco at their law school, and
he says, radiology is an example of a job that
AI actually does better because looking at patterns in X
rays and scans for cancer, it can do better than
what the human eye can do, and so that's where
(02:29):
it actually may benefit us.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
He told us this.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Patter mcgernish is something that AI is very good at.
So we're actually already seeing studies where AI is able
to identify, for example, cancer and things like that even
more effectively than all best radiologists.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
So the supervisors County Supervisors in San Mateo County, they
are tim going to be introducing a resolution next week
that would require that a tracking of jobs that are
being lost to AI to better understand what's going to
go on with the human jobs and how many people
going to have out of work looking for something else
to do because there is going to be this acceleration
(03:06):
of as AI gets better, more and more jobs that
it can do, like radiology, that humans won't need to do.
This supervisory moler he's leading.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
If AI is all about profits, bottom line and efficiency,
and it moves so quickly that people are getting left behind,
then what does it really serve?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
And so he wants county departments.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
His resolution is going to be the county departments when
they're choosing AI over hiring humans, to tap the brakes
a little bit and if look at why they're doing
it and maybe keep the human workers there, but also
to track all of this to know, okay, like this
industry is disappearing and we need to figure out what
to do with these people and put them over there.
We're going to have a lot of humans who are
looking for work.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
And he said this and recently was in our probation
department they started to use AI. And I asked the
question in hearing how many jobs are going to be
eliminated new hires and pressed for an estimate, and I
was told ten new hires, And nic said to them
is okay, can you think of ten new jobs for
humans that will improve service delivery to residents. That's going
(04:06):
to actually help our residents.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
And it's just the probation department ten new hires that
they're not going to hire because they're going to switch
to AY. So there's three departments in San Mateo County
that are beginning to bring in AI next year that
will take the place of some jobs.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
So he says, they got to look at that.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
But it's pretty clear that, you know, many jobs are
going to be impacted by AI, but people are going
to need something to do, and San Mateo County is
trying to begin the process of watching that and monitoring
it to figure out what to do.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Alex Done is with us from ABC News. Is that
sort of a tribute to how stupid mankind is? Where
mankind has been around for I don't know, three hundred
thousand years, AI has been around for seventy years, and
it's neck and neck coming to the wire.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah, I mean, I think it shows our human limits
when it's something like looking at an X ray scan
and it's a radiologist that our eyeballs can only see
so much, and that it can look at all of
the fine points of the data of that image and
pick it apart. You know, there's things they still have
to perfect in it. Definitely. Sometimes you hear voice stuff
where you go, something sounds a little off on that
(05:10):
that the cadences.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
But they're getting better.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Right and we're still in the infant stages of AI.
Oh absolutely, yeah. And it's like ninety five. You know,
you're a family man, you got kids, you got full
time jobs. You may not know who that is. You
know who Benson Boone is?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I yeah, singer?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't who does the backflips? Yeah right, yeah,
exactly does that song? Yeah, but they loved it on SNL.
They love to bock yam and yeah, na, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
He sat down. I watched this on YouTube. He sat down,
he put in information, and he gave a sample of
his voice. Twenty minutes later put out a song that
sounds exactly like him, and a song that he would sing,
and I think a song that he's going to record
in twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah, Randy Travis. They did the same thing since he
can't sing any longer, and they took samples of his
voice and created a whole new song Randy Travis song.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
It sounded exactly like him.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I tell you man, it's exciting, but it's frightening, Alex.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
It is scary, and and how far it will.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Go and what it will be able to do right exactly?
All right, buddy, have a great Easter. Hey, Happy Easter week, Easter,
Happy good Friday. Buddy says, hello, Yeah, we'll see after Easter.
You got it all right? All right, there goes Alex Stone.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
Ai.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, same. I won if every one of his songs
are gonna be.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Like that, let me away. That's a great guy. He's
I think he's gonna be out of Coachella. He did
a performance last week where he had a big king's
cape on. He's an eccentric guy.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I like that, dude.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
He did it was actually like a queen's cap. He
did a Bohemian rhapsody.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah that's right, Yeah yeah yeah, and he and and I.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Thought he did pretty good. Yeah, pretty good. But I
was gonna tell you something. Oh, we have con no,
we gotta take it right, all right, when we'll come back.
I had to we have a okay, I can tell
you a story.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Come back.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I had to kill something and got very quiet around here.
I had to kill an animal yesterday. I'll tell you
about it.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
We'll come back. It really bothered me, really bothered me.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on Demayo from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
All right, this sort of saddened me.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
But I was I was cutting our lawn on this
is Sunday night, yeah, maybe a Sunday night, and I
was cutting the lawn and something caught the corner of
my eye and I looked back and I thought it
was a rat initially, but it was a baby possum.
It was a possum that was probably about a month
or two old, a little tiny baby, maybe four inches
(07:54):
long five inches long. And so I looked around to
see where the mom was. The mom was nowhere in
sight and most of it and a lot of times
when you see the baby's possums out during the day
wandering around, something happened to mom. Mom got eaten. Mom
took off mom's mia. So I went to get in
to get a box. And I didn't like want to
(08:18):
mother the thing because I didn't know how to. I
don't know how to raise possums. I don't want they
eat I don't you know, necessarily wanted the house. We
have a dog, and I didn't want to take on
a possum, but I didn't want it to die there,
so I went in and got a box I was
going to put, you know, like every stupid human does.
You get a box, you put paper shreds in there
and then some lettuce and you're likeying, Oh, I saved
(08:39):
the world.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
No you didn't, you didn't. So I get the box.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I come out and the possum's gone, gone, can't find
it anywhere, took off gone, So I said, okay, went
back and found its mom or you know, wandered off
and that's that's the you know, And I put the
box back in the house. So two nights late, this
Tuesday night, sun has gone down and I'm out getting
(09:05):
up something out of my car and a guy walks by.
Friendly guy. I've said hi to him a couple of
times in the neighborhood. He always walks his big black
Labrador retriever. I don't know the dog's name. I'm not
that close with him, but very nice, ma'am, very well
trained dog. And I said hi to him and he
said happy Easter, which I'd like. And I said happy
(09:27):
Easter to him and he said, do you have any plans?
I said, no, not really, do you now, not really.
We're going to sit around the house and have a
nice Easter meal.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
He was a two minute conversation. He moved on, and
as he's going around the corner of our house, so
it would be still on our property. But as he
was leaving to go on across the street. It's hard
to explain, but as he was walking away from me,
(09:55):
his dog growled and bit the ground and it found
that possum. It found that baby possum and bit it
in the back, and and the dog was barking, and
the guy was yelling at the dog. And I couldn't
see because there was a bush between me and the guy.
So I ran over that go, hey, you are right,
You are right. Your dog get hit by a car.
(10:16):
He said, no, no, no, no, no no no, our
dog hit bit that rat. I go, no, it's not
a rat, it's a baby possum. And he goes, oh,
I feel horrible. I feel horrible. My dog was, you know,
wanting to get more of that possum. And I said, oh,
I said yeah. I said, I don't feel bad. You know,
that's nature. That's not the dog's fault. It's not the
possum's fault or my fault or your fault is just
(10:37):
you know, stuff like that happens. And so he said,
I feel really bad. You want me to put it
in the trash can? And I said no, I said,
it's still breathing. I said, let's let's, you know, let
me examine you guys can move on. I'll take care
of it. So's he again apologized, like twenty times. He
felt really bad, and he left. And then I got
a flashlight and I looked at the possum and the
(11:00):
possum's back was broken. The dog had bit the possum
in the back and broke his back. So his back
goes down and then right off to a ninety degree angle,
and one of his rear legs was missing, was bitten
right off. But the possum was still breathing and laboring though,
you know, breathing but labored, breathing.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Like, oh, I can't believe just what happened. I can't
believe this happened. Oh my back, Oh my leg's missing.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
It's just you know, he's going through a million thoughts,
and so my options are, you know, to put him
in the trash can. It was trash and I put
him in the trash can, but I didn't want to
do that while he's still breathing, right, and what he
suffers for another hour or two before he dies.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
So it was my job to get a shovel.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
And to end that possum's life woo, and I felt horrible.
I had to do it, but I felt horrible to
put that shovel on that possum and put it out.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Of its misery.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I still feel like hell because that possum looks exactly
like our dog, like our dog Abby, exactly the same face,
same years, and that possum was looking up at me. Well,
I had to put it out of its misery, and
the possum died. And I took the possum and I
(12:22):
put him in the put in a bag and then
in the green waist barrel and he was taken away
the next day. But the point of the story is
that happened on Thursday, Wednesday night, Thursday, so two days ago.
And I still feel horrible about it, and I still
feel like, you know, maybe I if I had found
(12:46):
the possum before when I was cutting the law on mad,
that possum be alive, I had all these thoughts, you know,
going through my head, and then I thought to myself, Okay,
I have more emotion over that dead possum, baby possum
then the Menendez brothers had for their parents. They shot
(13:08):
their parents in cold blood and were emotionless, went out,
went to a movie, went to a swap meet food festival,
and then came back and then denied that, you know,
blamed the mafia hit on their parents, never any emotion
(13:29):
over their parents getting killed, and they did it. I
had to kill a baby possum, and I still feel horrible.
Two three days later they wiped out their parents with shotguns.
And to this day there are people who say they
are emotionless over there. Those are not two guys who
(13:51):
are ready to get out of prison.
Speaker 9 (13:53):
Angel You get some Yeah, I was going to say
the difference between what you did and what they did,
you did the right.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Thing, had to But I felt so horrible, you know,
but I and my wife wasn't gonna do it my daughter.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
We didn't even tell my daughter we were going to
do it.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
But I had to put that shovel on the neck
of that possum and put it out of its misery,
and it immediately it was.
Speaker 9 (14:16):
Gone, oh good, because there was no coming back from
that injury, not at all.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
No.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
The leg was missing, the back was broken, and you
could see it was it was bleeding, and you know,
it was lifeless except for his breathing. I could see
was breathing and his eyes were open. But you know,
like whenever you've maybe you've been driving for a while
and you've hit like a like a a squirrel or raccoon,
or a cat or a dog man, you still remember that,
(14:44):
you know, you still remember when I remember I hit
a cat on Amastoi Avenue. I was seventeen when I
hit this cat. I can still tell you where that
cat was. Right in front of Steve Meyer's house, a
buddy of mine, on Amaztoi and Magnolia on Amaztoy, a
little bit about three houses north of Magnolia on Amaztoy.
(15:04):
I hit a cat, and I can still remember that
black cat that I hit. I was seventeen when that happened. Seventeen,
a long time ago. And that's the sign of you
know that, that's typical. If you're listening right now, you
probably remember, you know, you ran over a dog or
a cat or a squirrel or a skunk or whatever
(15:26):
it is, or a bird and you hit it and
you feel horrible. That's natural. That's natural. When you wipe
out your parents with shotguns, that's not natural. That's dangerous
to other human beings. If you're gonna wipe out your
parents like that, you're gonna wipe out anybody, absolutely, anybody.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty ding Dog with you.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
All right, We've got a lot to what I get
to today. It is good Friday. Easter is Sunday. That
was a big holiday in our family. My mom loved
Easter Sunday, big Easter fan, and she would buy all
of us a new Easter outfit, either an Easter sweater
(16:14):
or an Easter shirt, something to go to church with
on Easter Sunday and Easter Sunday. If you weren't into
a long Catholic mass, you that is not your day.
It was sometimes two and a half hours. Man, oh man,
did they belt out out on Easter. That was a long,
(16:35):
long mass, massive mass on Sunday. So my mom one
year bought us all nice I think there were wool
sweaters or fake wool whatever, imitation wool, real wool. They
were wool, and they were heavy, and she wanted us
all to wear our wool sweaters. And we left our
house up on Passa Darrow Drive in Tarzana to go
(16:58):
to Saint Mel's, our church before we got kicked out
of there. And we leave the house and it's ninety
two degrees. We're all in wolf sweaters with dress pants on,
and it's ninety two degrees in the valley. Six kids
(17:20):
cozy sweating like James Worthy in the fourth quarter, dripping
off his chin at the free throw line. You know,
some people are say, I should probably update that reference.
Is that true, James Worthy? Or do people know what
I mean?
Speaker 10 (17:37):
I think most people know who you mean.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Didn't James Worthy seemed to really knock it out with
the sweat. I mean, he really played his ass off.
Speaker 11 (17:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
He was one of the only guys who when he
was on the court, he played one hundred and ten
percent every single second hit he was on the court.
That's why I say James Worthy my favorite basketball player
of all time, of all time.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
I love that guy.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
All Right, We've got Alex Michaelson coming on at five
thirty five. Will A chat with him, and then we
have suspected human remains found in Long Beach. Oh boy,
oh wow, that's tough. But man, does this town throw
a lot at you. We throw a ton of crap
(18:19):
your way. And whether it's high speed chases, which we
saw one earlier that ended in a it looked like
one hundred and fifty cops pulling one guy out of
his car near Who was that in Marina del Rey.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I think it was Marina del Rey.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah, And man, oh man, that thing that was a
wild end. At the end, it looked like he was
signaling and saying, hey, can somebody give me a cigarette?
And I don't know if you know this, but the
cops aren't in the cigarette game.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
You know. At the end of the chase, if you want.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
A cigarette, that's not what the cops are going to
go to a seven to eleven and retrieve one for you.
But it was a radical chase. I don't know if
you saw it. It was crazy, ma'am.
Speaker 12 (19:05):
Creeds just wrapped up in Marina del Rey after reports
of possible domestic violence, possible kid driving that white Mustang
at high speeds.
Speaker 11 (19:13):
The chase finally came to a stop when the pursuit
suspect stopped on the side of the ninety freeway Marena Expressway.
Scott Rife is live over the scene in ear seven
with the latest.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Man, Scott, what's going on out there? Bob? Can you
hear me?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Scott?
Speaker 12 (19:28):
It was wild and it was an intense right in
this area right here you see the suspects in that
vehicle there they called an ra form, but right next
to the Mustang the officers. When the suspect got out
and tried to confront them, the officers rushed him and
got him into custody right before he was able to
try and jump back into the Mustang. They're really concerned
he may have a weapon. The female is still there
up against the fence. She's being detained. I think they're
(19:49):
really trying to figure out exactly what was going on
in this situation. We want to go to some video
and show you it was extremely dangerous there. We came
up on this pursuit, a suspect driving at a high
rate of speeds on the shoulder, then trying to get
onto the four or five south from the ninety, and
then backed up onto incoming traffic, then got back on
the four or five northbound, then back onto the final
traffic almost hitting several vehicles, then onto the ninety freeway,
(20:12):
and then to the end of the pursuit here right
at the end of the ninety in Marina del Reay.
So we don't have exactly the situation police are looking at.
It looks like they're shot down. Determined exactly what happened,
but as you mentioned initially, it was a domestic violence suspect,
violence suspect out of the Hollywood area, and a possible kidnapping.
They should be able to reopen the ninety freeway here,
I would think sometime soon.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Man. In southern California, especially Los Angeles, people are losing it.
They don't have a job, maybe their home has been
burned out or their apartment. Maybe they have, you know,
problems domestically with their girlfriend or wife or a husband
or boyfriend or whoever they're living with.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
As Bellio refers to it as their bed partner. I
like that term, Bellio.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
But there's a lot of pressure living in Los Angeles
in southern California, because you have a lot of people
who are still doing really, really well in life. They're
driving two hundred thousand, three hundred thousand dollars cars. They
have one hundred and fifty thousand dollars watch. They go
to restaurants without you know, carrying at all what the
(21:23):
price is for food or wine, and it's really expensive.
I went out last night after the program and I
went and I said, you know, I'm gonna go to
dinner by myself. I haven't done that in a while,
where I go and I sit down at a restaurant
and I eat dinner by myself while just you know,
looking around. I think there used to be a stigma
attached to that eating dinner by yourself.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I loved it, love it. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
So I go to a restaurant in the San Fernando Valley,
an Italian restaurant, and I order noodles with meat sauce.
You don't say noodles, no, I said penny. Okay, yeah,
I said penny with meat sauce. And that's it. What
do you think that costs croach? Just penny with meat sauce,
(22:10):
No no draink, no soda, no beer, no wine, no salad,
no soup, no dessert, no coffee.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
How much should it cost her? How much do I
think it costs?
Speaker 4 (22:18):
There?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Hey, how much do you think it costs?
Speaker 7 (22:21):
Twenty five bucks?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Okay, very close, thirty dollars and fifty cents.
Speaker 7 (22:25):
That's I was going high.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Thirty dollars for noodles and yeah, and meat with meat sauce,
tomato meat.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
So I asked for it.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah, right, I asked for it el dente, which you know,
you peasants don't know what that is, but that means
don't overcook the noodle to the tooth.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
That's right, literally translated.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
It came back and the noodles were crunchy, so.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I didn't want to complain.
Speaker 7 (22:53):
So it wasn't fresh pasta.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
Well, if it was crunchy, it wouldn't be fresh.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Oh well, oh that's right. Okay, you're right, yeah, you're right. Okay,
it was dried positive begin with it. Then it was
even cheaper, so I didn't want to complain. I said
to the waitress, I said, oh, I just got a text.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
I got to go. Can I get this to go?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
And she said yeah, And I went home and I
separated the noodles from the meat sauce, and I boiled
the noodles again for five six minutes and then combined
them put it in the microwave and ate it. I
was working. I was working with the meat sauce in
the microwave. I was a short order cook for a
(23:32):
little while. And it was great because my wife was
not home, and so I had the whole kitchen of myself.
Because Bellio knows this and Krozier you're probably a victim
of this as well. But my wife has a spot
in the kitchen that she always stands in and it's
(23:52):
right where the plates are, and it's right where the
silverware is. That's her spot in our kitchen. Her spot,
And like.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
When you're cooking, just in general, when you're.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Just when she's in the kitchen, she's there, or we're
talking in the kitchen, she's that's her spot. And I
said to Bellio, said you have a spot at home,
and she said absolutely, she said every woman has a
spot in the kitchen.
Speaker 10 (24:12):
Yeah, I didn't mind this morning.
Speaker 7 (24:15):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
So my wife wasn't home, I had the whole kitchen myself.
I felt like I was at a cooking show where
I was the star of a cooking show and I
had the whole kitchen of myself.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
It was great.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
But man, my wife has a spot, and it's right
where I got to get the silverware. And it's right
where the plates and the cups are the only three
things I needed in the kitchen, silverware, plates and cups.
And she has dominated all of them by where she
stands and I and we sort of made you know.
It's not a big deal. But I constantly have to
put my hand on her hip and slide her over
(24:55):
so I can get the silverware. Just there you go.
I guess, give me ten twelve inches.
Speaker 10 (25:02):
This is what I get.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
Move, Jen gets the eye roll.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Does Jen have a spot in the kitchen? She's always
in usually wherever I need to go. That's great, man, Angel,
Do you have a spot in your kitchen you're always in?
Speaker 10 (25:18):
Yeah, in front of the stove.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
All right, Okay, that's where you should be. Didn't go on.
Speaker 8 (25:25):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Before we get into our next topic here. I don't
know how guys cheat on their wives anymore. I don't
know how you do it, no idea, because everything is
on video. We have video cameras around our house. We
got one of those costco ones where there's eight hundred cameras.
(25:54):
You do it yourself, and you know, you become a
TV show. Your whole life is now on TV. And
I assumed in my house that unless the alarm is
set and armed, that those cameras were off, right, I
just assumed they were off.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Well, they're on. They're on. And my wife sent me
video proof of that.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
About an hour and a half ago. I was just casually,
you know, talking to the dog, eating my lunch in
the living room, and then she sent me a video
of me petting the dog and eating lunch in the
living room. So I don't know how guys do it.
Everybody's on video all the time. So we took the video,
(26:48):
or Bellio took video, and we put up on YouTube.
If you want to see what this looks like. And
by the way, I have to tell you, if you
don't know the show and don't know you know Ding
Dong and a little bit of the history, if you
just watched that clip of me in the living room,
you would think this guy's crazy. This guy just you know,
(27:08):
belongs in a nuthouse. But yeah, a billion But if
you go to YouTube right now before they make us
take it down, is that what we're doing yeah, we
started that and then everybody copied it. Now everybody thinks
it's lame, but we started them. If you go to
YouTube and.
Speaker 10 (27:27):
Go to Conway Show Conway Show Official.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, Conway Show is it Conway Show Official? Now it's
just Conway Show, isn't it?
Speaker 10 (27:36):
Put in Conway Show Official? Just in case?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Oh really? Why? Somebody asked, know somebody doing that to us?
Speaker 10 (27:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
No way like Conways Show.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
All right, if Conways Show Official, you have put official in.
Speaker 10 (27:51):
Just to be safe, I would, yeah, just to get
to where you are telling them to go.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Okay, all right, let's make it as complicated we can
to get people over there.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
All right.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
So it's at Conway Show on YouTube and you can
see it.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Is I really do I look crazy?
Speaker 10 (28:11):
It's embarrassing, It's it's horrible.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
It's me.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
You got to see the video, but like you have
to see this is this is me.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
This is a typical day for me.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
And I didn't realize how many times, even like a
two minute span that I say that I yell out
ding dong in the house. I mean, that's somebody's crazy.
And my wife and daughter weren't home, so I thought
I could belt it out evidently I couldn't is here
it is? Do you want to treat?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Maybe later?
Speaker 11 (28:46):
Maybe later?
Speaker 7 (28:47):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Mean you pet the dog and asking if the dog
school before before I go to work. I always make
sure the dog's cool, very sweet, Okay, it's warm, okay, alright.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
I think that scared her. That that last scared She's like, Jesus,
all right, I'll be on later and then Milan.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Walking or something. She's like, uh, can't you go to
that pasta place after dinner again for another couple of
hours and complain about the price and the food.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
God a mighty, this is my favorite thing ever.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
But of course it is because it's everything about your
impression of me clearing my throat and screaming, dig dall
dig doll dig But that was like it sounded like
you're yelling at all right, And please subscribe on YouTube.
We're way behind on YouTube. We we focus too much
(30:07):
on Facebook and Instagram and we forgot about YouTube.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
So if you could, what did you do it? Like
us follows? Subscribe?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yes, please please, we'd appreciate it, We really would.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
We have smashed that subscribe button.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yeah, and don't forget to comment, right, that's all right.
We have four hundred and thirty subscribers right now. Total
losers is what we are, and we got to get
it up so management doesn't bust our balls. So please please,
I'm on my I get on my knees. It's good
Friday and I'm on my knees.
Speaker 10 (30:37):
Wait, let me get a picture.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Then okay, we'll have everybody. Wait. I can do it
again for the camera. I mean, it's not like it
has to be done. Please exactly when she's there.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Please, please Friday, get management off our back and subscribe
to our YouTube. Please on good Friday, please do us
as favor. I'll do it our father for you, our
father Wharton Heaven. I'll be that name like Kingdom. Come
that what'll be done on earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day, our daily brand that we forgive
(31:10):
those who trust present anyway, please subscribe to us on YouTube.
We're begging. We don't often beg. We're doing it. We're
in full bag mode. All beg right, all the time.
Right now we're at four hundred and thirty subscribers total
loser Osity. If you had somebody on YouTubers at four
and thirty subscriber you think, oh, that's just a family
(31:31):
who put up a video for other family members, not
a radio show. So please subscribe to us. Please don't
let us down. Please, We've done a lot for you guys.
Now you've got to help us out spread the word.
Convoys Show on YouTube. Thank you, thank you, thank you,
and have Easter. It's Conway Show on YouTube on KFIM
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