December 11, 2025 • 31 mins
Andy Dick admits he smoked crack before his latest overdose, and Tim breaks down the wild story. Tim also hits King Taco in Pasadena and talks SoCal’s scramble to get Olympic-ready. Plus—an unbelievable DoorDash incident where a driver pepper-sprayed a food order, Tim’s SoCal weather forecast, and the latest Powerball numbers.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's camp I am sixty and you're listening to The
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It is the Conway Show. Holidays are right around the corner.
Tomorrow is going to be the last day of work
for a lot of people. There's gonna be people taking
three weeks off. Three weeks off. We're gonna take a
little time off, not three weeks. I don't think they
let us do that. Three weeks is a long time.
But there are shows, there are people, especially in entertainment,
(00:34):
that shut down. I don't think anything is getting done
in entertainment right now. I think that's why this Warner
Brothers deal has probably taken so long, because nobody's around.
Everybody is checked out, checked out, and so it's really
hard to get anything done between now and the new year.
So enjoy it the hell. Andy Dick seems to be
(00:55):
enjoying it. This Andy Dick is great. We've had him
on the show before. I know him personally met him
a cup a dozen times or so, and he's a
very funny man. He's got his demons, but extremely funny dude.
And now he's got to deal with this crap where
he's passed out on the streets of Los Angeles. And
(01:18):
that's a that's you know, nobody wants to see Andy
suffer like that. And let's find out what happened to
Andy Dick? Very funny guy. Remember news Radio, that TV
show News Radio, And he was one of the stars
of that thing. That was one of my favorite shows
in the history of television.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
A scary moment caught on camera people rushing to save
comedian Andy Dick's life as he suffers an overdose on
the stairs of a Hollywood building.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Sounds like another overdose, this one.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Stairs of a Hollywood building. The comedian says, he smoked crack,
oh with a stranger.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh yeah, there's the problem you got to do with friends,
and for what.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Appears to be an overdose.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Fox lemons Phil Schuele.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Any wait, wit, but aren't you always smoking crack with strangers?
I mean, do you have crack friends that? I think
they're always strangers? I don't think I can call a
buddy that I've known for thirty years ago, Hey, you
want to do crack?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
He's like, what crack? Now?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
So my dad died?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Did he do it mostly with strangers?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Mostly?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
He was paranoid about it he had he had a
guy who was a connection.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
And it was that guy's birthday and he said, uh,
use your connection and they did it all at the house.
My dad and I talked to the guy afterwards. He said,
my dad was very did not go did not want
to be seen with like with other people or something.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
What was he like on major drugs? Was he different?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (02:44):
I never really. The most that I really saw him
on was like pod and stuff. Okay, yeah, yeah, but
he he told me that he did everything but needles
because he didn't like needles.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Was he a happy buzz he was? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Yeah, yeah. I think I think the issues like with
him and my mom are early on and like the
early set, and he was more alcohol related, so you know.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Yeah, I get that. Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
She said he'd come home and not angry.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Well with alcohol it makes me happy, which is horrible,
you know, because then you just you do it forever.
It's the guys who get angry and get in trouble
who they, you know, finally hit a brick.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Wall, right because they don't have a choice.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, it's usually quartble.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
And everybody's like, yeah, keep it really shot.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, it's usually a court ordered at the end. If
you're a real angry drunk.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
You know, so I didn't big you down by the
way I mean to go down that road.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Yeah, the cops step in at the end if you're
really angry.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
For what appears to be an overdose.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Fox Loven's Phil Schuman. He's following growing concerns about his
struggles and substance abuse.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
It sounds like he's lucky to be alive.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
That's for sure, and speaking to TMZ from his Hollywood home,
the fifty nine year old comedian an actor, admitted.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
A little late to be on crack.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
What do you think the age ranges for crack, like
twenty to thirty?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Maybe?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I don't think you wear it well in your forties.
You definitely don't when you're fifty.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Dad died from it. He was exactly my age, fifty seven,
Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Wow, twenty years ago. Man. But your dad wasn't on
it all the time, No.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
He was. He did drugs on and off like he
was he never I guess you could say he wasn't
an addict yet he had years when he didn't do anything.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
There's a guy who used to call us at kalis
Sex when I worked over there, and then I met
him at one of the remotes and confirmed it with
his wife.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Which is odd.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
But he used to do cocaine every Friday and Saturday night.
He did for twenty years. Yeah, and he never did
it during the week. That's got to be I mean
the self, you know, the willpower you have.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Yeah, it says a lot about the chemicals in the
human body. Yeah, some can and some can't. And it's
a weird little dynamic.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I mean, he was up all weekend doing coke, you know,
sometimes you know, with his bodies sometimes I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I don't know his wife is involved, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
But Monday through Friday, never touched it until after work
Friday and bang here we parties on Yeah, yeah, crazy.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
He met a man on the street who offered him
the drug Dicks, that he accepted, claiming he quote doesn't
mind using crack occasionally. When asked about his condition, he
responded sarcastically, he's one hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Fine, okay, all right, well false alarm.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Then doesn't even look like I'm one hundred percent free
and ten.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
When he was on the sidewalk ing away I'll sit
with you. And then he whipped out, I'm sorry, but crack,
and I'm like, you know what, I might need a
little bit of that. I wanted to see what he
was doing.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
And also, I don't mind Joe Well cracker renownment.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Right, that's the sign of a guy that does crack.
Where twice in the sentence he says.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I don't mind Joe Well cracker renownment.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I don't mind doing crack every now of that man
I drove to There was three of my buddies that
wanted to do mushrooms. I was never into that. I
always felt like I would die immediately if I did it,
and my dad I was scared to death of my
mom and dad ever finding out that I did anything.
And you have to be scared. You have to be
afraid of your parents in life. If you're not, then
(06:13):
you're you know, doing crack and Hollywood on those stairs.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
I would the other way. I I didn't, especially you know, younger,
even in college, because of the experience of being around
my dad.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Oh is that right, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the other one,
you know, the opposite.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
So I drove these three guys to the racetrack we
went to Hollywood Park and they must have so they
took mushrooms. They ate mushrooms on the way of the track,
and they must have said a thousand times on the
way to the track. These things aren't doing anything, that's
all they said. These things aren't doing anything.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Some guy my roommates in college snuck some mushrooms in it,
literally in my salad.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Oh that's great.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
And they told me afterwards, and I kept saying, I
didn't didn't do anything for me.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
That's all. They said. For an hour on traffic on
the four or five. Didn't do anything. Didn't do anything,
didn't do anything like it sounds like it's doing something.
And so we get to the track and we better
raise and all three of them are like huddled around,
and they said, hey, can we talk to you? I said, yeah,
what's going on? They said, you said, we're going to
the racetrack. Why the effort we hear? And I said,
(07:16):
where do you think you are? He said, well, this
is the racetrack.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Tim. Why are there pigs running around the track?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Tim?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Yeah? Tim?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
All three of them saw pigs running around the track
with jockeys on the pig.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Does that work out? Did one of them just say it,
and then the other one's been yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
So after that, they saw a kid next to his
dad and the kid asked for an ice cream cone,
and the dad said, no, we're going home. Mom's making dinner.
We can have ice cream after dinner. And the kids
started crying and all three of them broke down in hysterics.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Look at that, you know, crying and sobbing. Look at
that kid. Oh my god, I got that kid. He's
never gonna have ice cream again.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Like, I gotta get the hell out of here with you.
We took off after two races. I said, guys, you're
a lot of work around here. I just drove them home. Y,
you don't have patience.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
No, not at all, not at all. I was the
wrong guy to go with. Got them mighty.
Speaker 9 (08:14):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Conway show Ding Dong with you.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Holidays are almost here, And right around this time last year,
we took off and I drove to Oregon for the
holidays and stopped at a casino on the way up,
place called Calusa. I was there for out, maybe gambling
for about four or five hours until I realized. I
(08:46):
blew everything I had and went to the ATM and
took out a couple of more bucks and then blew that,
so I had nothing. By midnight, I was tapped out,
tapped out, so I enter the room depressed. The restaurant
had already closed, so I couldn't get any food. So
I looked through my bag to see if I have
(09:07):
a granola bar or bag of chips or you know,
something old candy bar I could eat. And I look
at my bag and I see that I forgot to
mail Angel Martinez's Christmas card tour, and I'm like, oh,
there's one hundred dollars cash in there. So I took
that out and hit the casino again. And Angel went
(09:30):
down with the ship last year.
Speaker 10 (09:32):
Yeah Angel, anytime you guys, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Angel, we almost come on.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Well, I don't know how close we were to that,
but we were. I was close to close to you.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
You know.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
We were up a little and then we made some
bad plays. And now when I say we, I mean
you and I made some bad plays because you're out.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
You went down with the ship. So maybe this she'll
be different.
Speaker 11 (09:59):
Had you made better choices the two of you, would
she have gotten a taste or just got the original.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
She max is out at one hundred really.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, So if I won like a one hundred thousand
dollars jackpot, like a slot machine, she would have gotten
her bone.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
But that's it.
Speaker 10 (10:19):
Wow, I would have gotten one hundred bucks and a
and you would never heard of the rest training order.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, you would have never heard the story about how
your hunter turned into one hundred grand.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Never ever.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
But maybe this year you'll get luckier, you know, maybe
we'll see, we'll see, we'll see, you know, run a
wait and see.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Basis.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
So two nights ago, I was asked too, and I'm
doing air quotes here entertain and you know, be the
MC of A, I mean what they call it, Southern
California Engineers s.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
B E chapter forty seven. Okay, all right, I'm glad
you know that.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
And they had their big annual dinner up at the
Odyssey restaurant where the four or five and the five
run into each other.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
And so I drove up there.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I was up there maybe ten to fifteen minutes, you know,
telling the same crap that I do here on KFI,
same stories. And I drive home, and I wanted to
drive home on the boulevards. I haven't been in that
area for a while. I love that area. My dad
used to take us up to that odyssey back in
the seventies.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I really liked that part of the valley.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
So I made it a point to drive home, not
using the freeways, but just used you know, Woodman burbanks
of Polvida and Balboa, you know, just drive casually home.
And as I'm driving home, I'm starting to notice there
is not one street light that works in that area,
not one.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
And I'm looking and.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
On Fanny's Boulevard they have triplets, so the one pole
goes up and there's three lights on top, and not
one of those lights is so van Eyes is dark,
So Pulvita is dark, Burbank's dark. Everything's dark in the
San Fernando Valley. And this is at nine thirty at night.
It's not like the sun just went down. Those lights
should be on. So I made a point to notice that,
(12:15):
and I told my wife I was. I called her
all the way home. I go, hey, all these street
lights are out, and She's like, who do you think
you're calling? Why would I care about that? Like, I
don't know, I don't know, I know So I leave
last night from Cadillac Pasadena, and I'm driving home, and
I wanted to drive to King Taco, which is in Pasadena,
(12:36):
which is about four or five miles from where we were.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Because Pasadena is huge. People don't know this. Pasaden is
a big city.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
And as I'm driving from the dealership to King Taco,
every single street light is on, every single one of
them in Pasadena.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
I couldn't find one that was out.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I looked everywhere, I took side streets, I stopped stop lights,
I looked up.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
They're all on, all of them.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
How is Pasadena have every single light on and the
San Ferndana Valley has zero. There's a big difference in that.
And it's dangerous to keep streets dark like that because
when you cross, people can't see you, and then you get.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Hit by a car and you die.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
And you know, so the people out there jogging with
their black shoes, black pants, black socks, black shirt, black jacket,
black hat, I can't see you. I can't see you,
So please put on a vest or grab a flashlight.
They're three dollars at the dollar store. Hold a flashlight
while you're jogging, or just carry one with you. Or
(13:42):
put on a vest or a reflector or something. I
can't see you. I can't see you at all, and
someone's going to get killed out there. No street lights,
people out there dressed all in black at night, like
they just came home from a Mama Schanz interview or audition.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
It's not good in LA.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
And you know, we just talked to Monks a little
while ago about LAPD wanted to hire four hundred or
forty new officers I think it was, and they need
four million dollars to do that, and they can't get
the money out of city Hall. And Chief ote Uh
jimmal McDonald said, we're done. We're not gonna have any
more classes. We're not gonna do any more academies until
(14:25):
we can get some money to hire these guys. So
the police department is they're they're not going to hire anymore.
They're gonna slow down, they're gonna stop hiring. They're still
going to have a lot of people retire because they'll
they'll age out and they'll retire all the great, you know,
good cops that are seasoned and know the streets and
know the people. They're gone, they're disappearing, they're driving into
(14:49):
the sunset. They're gone. They're getting their pension, check their boat,
their RV and they're gone. But they've got to hire
new officers. So the street lights don't work. And let's
you think that's a combination for safety. You got to
be crazy. You got to be crazy. If you have
a young family and you move into the city of
(15:09):
La you would have to be nuts. You got to
try Pasadena or some of these smaller towns, Glendale, Burbang,
even San Fernando, the City of San Fernando, Culver City, Lakeagnata.
You got to try to get into an area that
has it, has their s together, and right now the
city of La does not. And we're expecting the world
(15:30):
to come in for the World Cup and then the
Olympics and the Super Bowl. We're not ready for us.
How are you ready for the world. We're not ready.
Doesn't anybody understand then?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Is it just me? We should we'd all just pretend
we're ready. Okay, I'll do that.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
We're ready. Come on in. It's not gonna be great,
but come on in. Enjoy yourself.
Speaker 9 (15:52):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
This Door dash person pepper sprayed the food before delivering it.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
How about this lunatic, Let's find out going on here.
Let's go peacock freeze the thrill of dinosaurs.
Speaker 12 (16:16):
A door dash delivery woman drops off a bag of
food and takes a photo to document the delivery.
Speaker 7 (16:21):
So far, so good.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
All right, let's start over.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
We had a I don't know, some kind of promo
that runs from Rose Brand before it probably a paid promo.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
Here a door.
Speaker 12 (16:30):
Dash delivery woman drops off a bag of food and
takes a photo to document the delivery.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
So far, so good.
Speaker 12 (16:37):
The food was delivered to homeowner Mark Harden's front door
in Evansville, Indiana.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
The meal was from Arby's.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
My kind of guy. I don't know if I get
Arby's delivered, though.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I think you have to eat Arby's as you're driving
away from the window and it's gonna be hot. Yeah,
because the bread. I don't know how long that bread survives.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Meal was from Arby's.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Oh I love that guy. I just have to take
it in. Sorry Arby's take.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Then something happened to his wife, Mandy.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
She started eating and she started coughing.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
And so far not unusual for Arby's. Yeah, it's Arby's. Right.
Once in a while, you throw the dice when you
go to the ARBs.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Gasp And the next thing, I know that she's gagging
enough that it's making it made her throw up.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Still, no alarms, you know. That's Uh, we're still in
the ballpark with Arby's. We're still in the comfort zone.
We're in the that's probably happened before. Wait and see,
let's wait and see how far this goes.
Speaker 12 (17:45):
And I come in here and I noticed that there
was some type of spray.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
On the bag.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Ah, okay, now we got a problem. Now we've got
a major problem.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
And that's when I went back and watched the footage
from my doorbell.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Camera and realized that the food had been tampered with.
Speaker 7 (18:04):
You can say that again. When Carton watched the footage, he.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Noticed that after didn't he say it again? The food
had been tampered with. Yeah, the food had been tampered with.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
For God's sakes, you know, what the hell and anybody
it does this, man, they got to be fired immediately immediately.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
The food had been tampered with.
Speaker 7 (18:23):
You can say that again.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
The food had been tampered When Carton.
Speaker 12 (18:26):
Watched the footage, he noticed that after the driver snapped
the photo, she sprayed something that he believes is pepper
spray right on the bag.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
So far, that doesn't really ruin every sandwich at ARB's.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
Is that someone hacking or is that like a dog?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
I think it's a dog. I think that's a dog hacking. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I think the dogs are very sensitive, you know. They
they they operate with their nose, so when they get
hit with any kind of pepper spray, they were getting
the wat yeah, yeah, and they go down hard.
Speaker 12 (18:54):
Why would the delivery driver pepper spray a customer's food.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Yeah, I'm with it. I'm with the customers so far here.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Did they even know who she was?
Speaker 6 (19:03):
I've never met her before in our life.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Just walk up to.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
Our house ray pepper spray on our food?
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Was she unhappy with the tip? Here's a receipt from
the order.
Speaker 12 (19:11):
It shows they tipped two dollars on the nearly twenty
eight dollar meal.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Wait how much? What was the tip?
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Here's a receipt from the order. It shows they tip
two dollars on the nearly twenty eight dollar meal.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
M pepper spray. Time, pepper spray.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
Quite a funny that she waited until she put it
on the porch and took a picture before spraying it.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
You know, if we ordered Arby's and both my wife
and I end up in the hospital, I would never
call the cops or anybody. I would be so mortified
that people found out we are door dashing Arby's. I
would just take the punishment because that's the stink that
you can't get off you. You're door dashing Arby's. How
(19:54):
effing lazy are you? Where your door dashing Arby's. That's
just standard steak, a pasta, a good deal from a
good restaurant.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
It's Arby's.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
That's just a seven percent tip.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, seven percent tip. You better have a gas mask
on when you eat that. At least make it ten
yeah exactly, or make it none zero is better? Right
to get get yourself some arby Yeah. If you if
you have enough money to sit on the couch and
order you and your wife Arby's, then you've got to
You've got to throw some change at the driver.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Make it rain exactly.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
I spoke to sheriff.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Okay, let's do a whip around here. Crozier. You ate,
you get thirty dollars worth of delivery food. What's your tip?
Speaker 9 (20:37):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (20:38):
Uh, six bucks?
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Yeah, I'm with seven bucks? Yeah, six or seven bucks? Yeah,
but never two.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
You can't mean that's you're asking for pepper spray.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Perfect. I think some pepper never pepper sprayed, are bored up.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
Right or wrong to this.
Speaker 12 (20:58):
I spoke to sheriff Noah, Rob, are you disturbed by
what you see on this video?
Speaker 6 (21:02):
I am deeply alarmed and disappointed.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Okay, that guy's out of the delivery game. I think
the pepper sprayer had I don't know. I go back
at this ding dong with me because the tip was
so low that there should be some punishment.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
But I don't know about pepper spraying the wife.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
I am deeply alarmed and disappointed. We're taking the matter
very seriously, and we're gonna do anything in our power
to ensure that this person is held accountable for their actions.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yeah, that dog's dying in the background. Your right, She's
like my fries.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Are held accountable for their actions.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Oh, that's unbelievable. Not the pepper spray people getting Arby's delivered.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Got am mighty. I'm kind of down for a slow
roasted beef right now, though. That is great food, the
French dip.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
The giant roast beefs, the big one. Yeah, the half pounds.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
You could feel your body teeth crushing right through that.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
That sandwich with some.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
And I'll tell you they work reheated from the fridge,
because I'll get two really big ones. I eat one
right away and then I'll say a little later. But
you gotta separate that meat, you know.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Yeah, you gotta fluff it, gotta.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Fluff it up, gotta put sauce in between the layers
of meat. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Do you hire somebody to do that for you to
have a fluffer? Nobody? You have an Arby's fluffer?
Speaker 6 (22:24):
No, I fluffed myself.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Okay, you fluff your own Arby's.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
But nobody else will touch my arm. But they won't
touch it.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
I don't blame them.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
No one to.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Touch my roast beef just on my arm.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I love that the Angel had such a great line
that she doesn't even think about the fact that her
mouth is full of food, and that might be embarrassing.
She had insult with her mouth full of food.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Harvey about it. It's a show of pigs, World, Pigs,
We're live just barely.
Speaker 9 (23:17):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I AM six forty.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
It is The Conway Show. Dig Dong.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yes, it's gonna be nice, beautiful weather over the weekend.
You can put up the Christmas lights, maybe already got
the tree and you're all set for Christmas and Hanukkah
and Kwanza and New Year's and whatever is coming up.
But it's gonna be a beautiful day in the San
Fernando Valley Tomorrow. Seventy eight degrees is gonna be the
high in the San Fernando Valley, and it's gonna be
(23:51):
high seventies until Monday when it reaches eighty. And we're
not gonna have a day back in the sixties until
next Saturday week from Saturday. So it's gonna be a
beautiful weekend here in southern California. Anaheim, if you're in
the Orange County area, Anaheim, seventy two on Saturday, seventy
four on Sunday, completely sunny outside. Let's go to Big
(24:14):
Bear and see what's gonna be up happening in Big Bear.
Mid forties for the low and low sixties for the
high low sixties, sixty one on Saturday, six fifty nine
on Sunday, which is horrible for skiing because they're trying
to make snow up there and they can't do it.
When the low is forty seven and the high is
sixty two. You can't make snow in that weather. So
(24:37):
they're bummed. They're pretty bumped, all right, Anne, Loo Valley.
We've got a lot of people listening out there in
Lancaster and Palmdale. It's going to be sixty eight on Saturday,
sixty eight on Sunday, and sixties mid sixties all week
next week. So a little chili, but I think goodbye,
and then let's do one out of towner. Let's go
(24:57):
to Mammoth Mountain. I know a lot of people like skiing.
Not good for Mammoth. The high is still too high
in Mammoth to enjoy skiing. Fifty three Saturday, fifty one, Sunday,
fifty four on Monday. The low thirty six, thirty seven,
thirty four. Not great weather to make snow, and not
(25:19):
great weather because there's no natural snow being produced at
least until Wednesday of next week in Mammoth. And that's
just a very slight light maybe one tenth of an inch,
which is not going to be snow because it's too warm,
too warm outside. Let's talk about the jackpot, the jackpot
(25:40):
for Powerball.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
We're we've reached another milestone.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
We're back to a billion or very close to a
billion dollars, and you'll want to get your tickets.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
This all could be yourning.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
I'll tell you, I am feeling a little bit lucky
this morning, and we already have seen some people come
in and start buying those tickets, even though the sword
just opened up about fifteen minutes ago. Cashier su back
there told me that whenever these big prizes happen around
the holidays, you expect to see an even bigger surge. Hey,
you have that big jackpot right now. Look at that sign.
(26:11):
Nine hundred and thirty million dollars. Is that powerball jackpot?
That's the seventh or largest.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Prize in what did you say?
Speaker 11 (26:19):
It's over that, You're over that you have that kind
of money. No, the power ball, I thinks over a billion.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Powerball, it's over a billion. Wow, dig dong with you, Bellio.
Did you just update that the billion dollars?
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Huh?
Speaker 11 (26:33):
Yes, I work part time for the lottery so we've
just updated it.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
All right, Maybe, well we can do I don't know.
We'll do a broadcast.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
That's the seventh largest prize in Powerball history. If you
win and take the cash option, as I will be doing,
I'll be walking away with about four hundred and thirty
million dollars in cash. And look, if no one wins tonight,
you can expect that jackpot to grow and exceed even
one billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Okay, I think this story is a little stale. I'm
going to look up the exam.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
I was trying to say, without right.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Without busting your own balls for putting that story in there.
Power Ball, Let's see where we are Powerball Home. All right,
let's go to Powerball Home. One billion dollars uh billion
dollars for power Ball, and the next poll is December thirteenth.
(27:30):
That's a lucky day, Saturday, December thirteenth. You have fifty hours,
four minutes and forty five seconds to go out and
get your tickets.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Even one billion dollars, that's what we saw back in
September when that one point seven billion dollar jackpot was
split between winners in both Missouri and Texas. Now, guys,
I have to be honest with you. The chances of you.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Went at I didn't know you were being dishonest, whether
it's before, but we'll give you a break.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
What are you going to be honest about?
Speaker 5 (27:58):
Have to be honest with you. The chances of you
winning are not very good.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Okay, well we knew that going in.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
We know that with the power ball, the chances of
you getting that powerball jackpot is about one and two
hundred and ninety two million. You have better chances of
getting struck by lightning.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You have better chances of our original what an original
take with this guy?
Speaker 5 (28:20):
You have better chances of getting struck by lightning. You
have better chances of let's say the worst happening with
the shark. But we'll end on a positive.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Wait, what what? What's what the shark?
Speaker 5 (28:31):
Better chances of let's say the worst happening with the shark.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
So he's not even talking about getting killed by a shark.
You're just now in news they call it the worst.
You know you don't want the worst to happen to you.
You know you get shot, Well, you can have the worst.
You could have a case of the worst.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Better chances of let's say the worst happening with the shark.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
They don't say killed anymore, killed by a shark. You
can't use that in the news. What's going on?
Speaker 5 (28:54):
But we'll end on a positive note, right you are.
We know the Olympics are coming up in Februs. You
have a better chance of winning a gold medal in
Milan winning a power winning Jack Pott.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Okay, that's an interesting take on it, right, Give him
credit for that interesting. You have a better shot at
getting a gold medal at the Winter Olympics next February
than you do winning the lottery.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
It's true here is that it doesn't matter. Still come through,
you never know. All you need is that two dollars
and a big dream. And when I when I win
for my retirement.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Cashier Sue about Cashier Sue has been there a while.
She sounds like she knows everybody. You can hear her
voice at the end, cashier Sue.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
When I win from my retirement.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yes, yeah, yes, that's her at the end. Yes yeah,
truck drivers Sue. It now works at the Mini mark.
All right, Dom, we did the Andy Diggs story. That's
a sad story. We wish well. We talked about door
Dash and they sprayed pepper spray on the cat's food
because he didn't tip and his wife went into convulsions.
(30:09):
And also the Orange County Anaheim runners.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
I hope they get better soon.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
These kids should not be running on the busy streets
in Orange County, or in La County, or in any
part of the United States during rush hour. And three
o'clock in California is rush hour?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
It is?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
It just simply is. Every rush hour is like three
till about eight. Angel I got to ask you, you're
the professional, what is rush hour in southern California? But
if you just with your experience, what do you consider
the start of rush hour in Soco in the end?
Speaker 10 (30:46):
Well, I think it starts closer to like three o'clock
in the afternoon now, maybe like around two thirty, and
then it doesn't really let up until around seven.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Yeah. I think you're right. I think you're onto it.
I think you get a NATA girl for that. Thanks,
you got it.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now you
can always hear us live on KFI AM six forty
four to seven pm Monday through Friday, and anytime on
demand on the iHeartRadio app.
It's camp I am sixty and you're listening to The
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It is the Conway Show. Holidays are right around the corner.
Tomorrow is going to be the last day of work
for a lot of people. There's gonna be people taking
three weeks off. Three weeks off. We're gonna take a
little time off, not three weeks. I don't think they
let us do that. Three weeks is a long time.
But there are shows, there are people, especially in entertainment,
(00:34):
that shut down. I don't think anything is getting done
in entertainment right now. I think that's why this Warner
Brothers deal has probably taken so long, because nobody's around.
Everybody is checked out, checked out, and so it's really
hard to get anything done between now and the new year.
So enjoy it the hell. Andy Dick seems to be
(00:55):
enjoying it. This Andy Dick is great. We've had him
on the show before. I know him personally met him
a cup a dozen times or so, and he's a
very funny man. He's got his demons, but extremely funny dude.
And now he's got to deal with this crap where
he's passed out on the streets of Los Angeles. And
(01:18):
that's a that's you know, nobody wants to see Andy
suffer like that. And let's find out what happened to
Andy Dick? Very funny guy. Remember news Radio, that TV
show News Radio, And he was one of the stars
of that thing. That was one of my favorite shows
in the history of television.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
A scary moment caught on camera people rushing to save
comedian Andy Dick's life as he suffers an overdose on
the stairs of a Hollywood building.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Sounds like another overdose, this one.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Stairs of a Hollywood building. The comedian says, he smoked crack,
oh with a stranger.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh yeah, there's the problem you got to do with friends,
and for what.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Appears to be an overdose.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Fox lemons Phil Schuele.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Any wait, wit, but aren't you always smoking crack with strangers?
I mean, do you have crack friends that? I think
they're always strangers? I don't think I can call a
buddy that I've known for thirty years ago, Hey, you
want to do crack?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
He's like, what crack? Now?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
So my dad died?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Did he do it mostly with strangers?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Mostly?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
He was paranoid about it he had he had a
guy who was a connection.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
And it was that guy's birthday and he said, uh,
use your connection and they did it all at the house.
My dad and I talked to the guy afterwards. He said,
my dad was very did not go did not want
to be seen with like with other people or something.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
What was he like on major drugs? Was he different?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (02:44):
I never really. The most that I really saw him
on was like pod and stuff. Okay, yeah, yeah, but
he he told me that he did everything but needles
because he didn't like needles.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Was he a happy buzz he was? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Yeah, yeah. I think I think the issues like with
him and my mom are early on and like the
early set, and he was more alcohol related, so you know.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Yeah, I get that. Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
She said he'd come home and not angry.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Well with alcohol it makes me happy, which is horrible,
you know, because then you just you do it forever.
It's the guys who get angry and get in trouble
who they, you know, finally hit a brick.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Wall, right because they don't have a choice.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, it's usually quartble.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
And everybody's like, yeah, keep it really shot.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, it's usually a court ordered at the end. If
you're a real angry drunk.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
You know, so I didn't big you down by the
way I mean to go down that road.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Yeah, the cops step in at the end if you're
really angry.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
For what appears to be an overdose.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Fox Loven's Phil Schuman. He's following growing concerns about his
struggles and substance abuse.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
It sounds like he's lucky to be alive.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
That's for sure, and speaking to TMZ from his Hollywood home,
the fifty nine year old comedian an actor, admitted.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
A little late to be on crack.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
What do you think the age ranges for crack, like
twenty to thirty?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Maybe?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I don't think you wear it well in your forties.
You definitely don't when you're fifty.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Dad died from it. He was exactly my age, fifty seven,
Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Wow, twenty years ago. Man. But your dad wasn't on
it all the time, No.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
He was. He did drugs on and off like he
was he never I guess you could say he wasn't
an addict yet he had years when he didn't do anything.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
There's a guy who used to call us at kalis
Sex when I worked over there, and then I met
him at one of the remotes and confirmed it with
his wife.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Which is odd.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
But he used to do cocaine every Friday and Saturday night.
He did for twenty years. Yeah, and he never did
it during the week. That's got to be I mean
the self, you know, the willpower you have.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Yeah, it says a lot about the chemicals in the
human body. Yeah, some can and some can't. And it's
a weird little dynamic.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I mean, he was up all weekend doing coke, you know,
sometimes you know, with his bodies sometimes I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I don't know his wife is involved, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
But Monday through Friday, never touched it until after work
Friday and bang here we parties on Yeah, yeah, crazy.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
He met a man on the street who offered him
the drug Dicks, that he accepted, claiming he quote doesn't
mind using crack occasionally. When asked about his condition, he
responded sarcastically, he's one hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Fine, okay, all right, well false alarm.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Then doesn't even look like I'm one hundred percent free
and ten.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
When he was on the sidewalk ing away I'll sit
with you. And then he whipped out, I'm sorry, but crack,
and I'm like, you know what, I might need a
little bit of that. I wanted to see what he
was doing.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
And also, I don't mind Joe Well cracker renownment.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Right, that's the sign of a guy that does crack.
Where twice in the sentence he says.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I don't mind Joe Well cracker renownment.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I don't mind doing crack every now of that man
I drove to There was three of my buddies that
wanted to do mushrooms. I was never into that. I
always felt like I would die immediately if I did it,
and my dad I was scared to death of my
mom and dad ever finding out that I did anything.
And you have to be scared. You have to be
afraid of your parents in life. If you're not, then
(06:13):
you're you know, doing crack and Hollywood on those stairs.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
I would the other way. I I didn't, especially you know, younger,
even in college, because of the experience of being around
my dad.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Oh is that right, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the other one,
you know, the opposite.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
So I drove these three guys to the racetrack we
went to Hollywood Park and they must have so they
took mushrooms. They ate mushrooms on the way of the track,
and they must have said a thousand times on the
way to the track. These things aren't doing anything, that's
all they said. These things aren't doing anything.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Some guy my roommates in college snuck some mushrooms in it,
literally in my salad.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Oh that's great.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
And they told me afterwards, and I kept saying, I
didn't didn't do anything for me.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
That's all. They said. For an hour on traffic on
the four or five. Didn't do anything. Didn't do anything,
didn't do anything like it sounds like it's doing something.
And so we get to the track and we better
raise and all three of them are like huddled around,
and they said, hey, can we talk to you? I said, yeah,
what's going on? They said, you said, we're going to
the racetrack. Why the effort we hear? And I said,
(07:16):
where do you think you are? He said, well, this
is the racetrack.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Tim. Why are there pigs running around the track?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Tim?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Yeah? Tim?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
All three of them saw pigs running around the track
with jockeys on the pig.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Does that work out? Did one of them just say it,
and then the other one's been yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
So after that, they saw a kid next to his
dad and the kid asked for an ice cream cone,
and the dad said, no, we're going home. Mom's making dinner.
We can have ice cream after dinner. And the kids
started crying and all three of them broke down in hysterics.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Look at that, you know, crying and sobbing. Look at
that kid. Oh my god, I got that kid. He's
never gonna have ice cream again.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Like, I gotta get the hell out of here with you.
We took off after two races. I said, guys, you're
a lot of work around here. I just drove them home. Y,
you don't have patience.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
No, not at all, not at all. I was the
wrong guy to go with. Got them mighty.
Speaker 9 (08:14):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Conway show Ding Dong with you.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Holidays are almost here, And right around this time last year,
we took off and I drove to Oregon for the
holidays and stopped at a casino on the way up,
place called Calusa. I was there for out, maybe gambling
for about four or five hours until I realized. I
(08:46):
blew everything I had and went to the ATM and
took out a couple of more bucks and then blew that,
so I had nothing. By midnight, I was tapped out,
tapped out, so I enter the room depressed. The restaurant
had already closed, so I couldn't get any food. So
I looked through my bag to see if I have
(09:07):
a granola bar or bag of chips or you know,
something old candy bar I could eat. And I look
at my bag and I see that I forgot to
mail Angel Martinez's Christmas card tour, and I'm like, oh,
there's one hundred dollars cash in there. So I took
that out and hit the casino again. And Angel went
(09:30):
down with the ship last year.
Speaker 10 (09:32):
Yeah Angel, anytime you guys, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Angel, we almost come on.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Well, I don't know how close we were to that,
but we were. I was close to close to you.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
You know.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
We were up a little and then we made some
bad plays. And now when I say we, I mean
you and I made some bad plays because you're out.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
You went down with the ship. So maybe this she'll
be different.
Speaker 11 (09:59):
Had you made better choices the two of you, would
she have gotten a taste or just got the original.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
She max is out at one hundred really.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, So if I won like a one hundred thousand
dollars jackpot, like a slot machine, she would have gotten
her bone.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
But that's it.
Speaker 10 (10:19):
Wow, I would have gotten one hundred bucks and a
and you would never heard of the rest training order.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, you would have never heard the story about how
your hunter turned into one hundred grand.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Never ever.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
But maybe this year you'll get luckier, you know, maybe
we'll see, we'll see, we'll see, you know, run a
wait and see.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Basis.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
So two nights ago, I was asked too, and I'm
doing air quotes here entertain and you know, be the
MC of A, I mean what they call it, Southern
California Engineers s.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
B E chapter forty seven. Okay, all right, I'm glad
you know that.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
And they had their big annual dinner up at the
Odyssey restaurant where the four or five and the five
run into each other.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
And so I drove up there.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I was up there maybe ten to fifteen minutes, you know,
telling the same crap that I do here on KFI,
same stories. And I drive home, and I wanted to
drive home on the boulevards. I haven't been in that
area for a while. I love that area. My dad
used to take us up to that odyssey back in
the seventies.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I really liked that part of the valley.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
So I made it a point to drive home, not
using the freeways, but just used you know, Woodman burbanks
of Polvida and Balboa, you know, just drive casually home.
And as I'm driving home, I'm starting to notice there
is not one street light that works in that area,
not one.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
And I'm looking and.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
On Fanny's Boulevard they have triplets, so the one pole
goes up and there's three lights on top, and not
one of those lights is so van Eyes is dark,
So Pulvita is dark, Burbank's dark. Everything's dark in the
San Fernando Valley. And this is at nine thirty at night.
It's not like the sun just went down. Those lights
should be on. So I made a point to notice that,
(12:15):
and I told my wife I was. I called her
all the way home. I go, hey, all these street
lights are out, and She's like, who do you think
you're calling? Why would I care about that? Like, I
don't know, I don't know, I know So I leave
last night from Cadillac Pasadena, and I'm driving home, and
I wanted to drive to King Taco, which is in Pasadena,
(12:36):
which is about four or five miles from where we were.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Because Pasadena is huge. People don't know this. Pasaden is
a big city.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
And as I'm driving from the dealership to King Taco,
every single street light is on, every single one of
them in Pasadena.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
I couldn't find one that was out.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I looked everywhere, I took side streets, I stopped stop lights,
I looked up.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
They're all on, all of them.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
How is Pasadena have every single light on and the
San Ferndana Valley has zero. There's a big difference in that.
And it's dangerous to keep streets dark like that because
when you cross, people can't see you, and then you get.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Hit by a car and you die.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
And you know, so the people out there jogging with
their black shoes, black pants, black socks, black shirt, black jacket,
black hat, I can't see you. I can't see you,
So please put on a vest or grab a flashlight.
They're three dollars at the dollar store. Hold a flashlight
while you're jogging, or just carry one with you. Or
(13:42):
put on a vest or a reflector or something. I
can't see you. I can't see you at all, and
someone's going to get killed out there. No street lights,
people out there dressed all in black at night, like
they just came home from a Mama Schanz interview or audition.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
It's not good in LA.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
And you know, we just talked to Monks a little
while ago about LAPD wanted to hire four hundred or
forty new officers I think it was, and they need
four million dollars to do that, and they can't get
the money out of city Hall. And Chief ote Uh
jimmal McDonald said, we're done. We're not gonna have any
more classes. We're not gonna do any more academies until
(14:25):
we can get some money to hire these guys. So
the police department is they're they're not going to hire anymore.
They're gonna slow down, they're gonna stop hiring. They're still
going to have a lot of people retire because they'll
they'll age out and they'll retire all the great, you know,
good cops that are seasoned and know the streets and
know the people. They're gone, they're disappearing, they're driving into
(14:49):
the sunset. They're gone. They're getting their pension, check their boat,
their RV and they're gone. But they've got to hire
new officers. So the street lights don't work. And let's
you think that's a combination for safety. You got to
be crazy. You got to be crazy. If you have
a young family and you move into the city of
(15:09):
La you would have to be nuts. You got to
try Pasadena or some of these smaller towns, Glendale, Burbang,
even San Fernando, the City of San Fernando, Culver City, Lakeagnata.
You got to try to get into an area that
has it, has their s together, and right now the
city of La does not. And we're expecting the world
(15:30):
to come in for the World Cup and then the
Olympics and the Super Bowl. We're not ready for us.
How are you ready for the world. We're not ready.
Doesn't anybody understand then?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Is it just me? We should we'd all just pretend
we're ready. Okay, I'll do that.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
We're ready. Come on in. It's not gonna be great,
but come on in. Enjoy yourself.
Speaker 9 (15:52):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
This Door dash person pepper sprayed the food before delivering it.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
How about this lunatic, Let's find out going on here.
Let's go peacock freeze the thrill of dinosaurs.
Speaker 12 (16:16):
A door dash delivery woman drops off a bag of
food and takes a photo to document the delivery.
Speaker 7 (16:21):
So far, so good.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
All right, let's start over.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
We had a I don't know, some kind of promo
that runs from Rose Brand before it probably a paid promo.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
Here a door.
Speaker 12 (16:30):
Dash delivery woman drops off a bag of food and
takes a photo to document the delivery.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
So far, so good.
Speaker 12 (16:37):
The food was delivered to homeowner Mark Harden's front door
in Evansville, Indiana.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
The meal was from Arby's.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
My kind of guy. I don't know if I get
Arby's delivered, though.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I think you have to eat Arby's as you're driving
away from the window and it's gonna be hot. Yeah,
because the bread. I don't know how long that bread survives.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Meal was from Arby's.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Oh I love that guy. I just have to take
it in. Sorry Arby's take.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Then something happened to his wife, Mandy.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
She started eating and she started coughing.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
And so far not unusual for Arby's. Yeah, it's Arby's. Right.
Once in a while, you throw the dice when you
go to the ARBs.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Gasp And the next thing, I know that she's gagging
enough that it's making it made her throw up.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Still, no alarms, you know. That's Uh, we're still in
the ballpark with Arby's. We're still in the comfort zone.
We're in the that's probably happened before. Wait and see,
let's wait and see how far this goes.
Speaker 12 (17:45):
And I come in here and I noticed that there
was some type of spray.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
On the bag.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Ah, okay, now we got a problem. Now we've got
a major problem.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
And that's when I went back and watched the footage
from my doorbell.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Camera and realized that the food had been tampered with.
Speaker 7 (18:04):
You can say that again. When Carton watched the footage, he.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Noticed that after didn't he say it again? The food
had been tampered with. Yeah, the food had been tampered with.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
For God's sakes, you know, what the hell and anybody
it does this, man, they got to be fired immediately immediately.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
The food had been tampered with.
Speaker 7 (18:23):
You can say that again.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
The food had been tampered When Carton.
Speaker 12 (18:26):
Watched the footage, he noticed that after the driver snapped
the photo, she sprayed something that he believes is pepper
spray right on the bag.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
So far, that doesn't really ruin every sandwich at ARB's.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
Is that someone hacking or is that like a dog?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
I think it's a dog. I think that's a dog hacking. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I think the dogs are very sensitive, you know. They
they they operate with their nose, so when they get
hit with any kind of pepper spray, they were getting
the wat yeah, yeah, and they go down hard.
Speaker 12 (18:54):
Why would the delivery driver pepper spray a customer's food.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Yeah, I'm with it. I'm with the customers so far here.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Did they even know who she was?
Speaker 6 (19:03):
I've never met her before in our life.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Just walk up to.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
Our house ray pepper spray on our food?
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Was she unhappy with the tip? Here's a receipt from
the order.
Speaker 12 (19:11):
It shows they tipped two dollars on the nearly twenty
eight dollar meal.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Wait how much? What was the tip?
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Here's a receipt from the order. It shows they tip
two dollars on the nearly twenty eight dollar meal.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
M pepper spray. Time, pepper spray.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
Quite a funny that she waited until she put it
on the porch and took a picture before spraying it.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
You know, if we ordered Arby's and both my wife
and I end up in the hospital, I would never
call the cops or anybody. I would be so mortified
that people found out we are door dashing Arby's. I
would just take the punishment because that's the stink that
you can't get off you. You're door dashing Arby's. How
(19:54):
effing lazy are you? Where your door dashing Arby's. That's
just standard steak, a pasta, a good deal from a
good restaurant.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
It's Arby's.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
That's just a seven percent tip.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, seven percent tip. You better have a gas mask
on when you eat that. At least make it ten
yeah exactly, or make it none zero is better? Right
to get get yourself some arby Yeah. If you if
you have enough money to sit on the couch and
order you and your wife Arby's, then you've got to
You've got to throw some change at the driver.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Make it rain exactly.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
I spoke to sheriff.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Okay, let's do a whip around here. Crozier. You ate,
you get thirty dollars worth of delivery food. What's your tip?
Speaker 9 (20:37):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (20:38):
Uh, six bucks?
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Yeah, I'm with seven bucks? Yeah, six or seven bucks? Yeah,
but never two.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
You can't mean that's you're asking for pepper spray.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Perfect. I think some pepper never pepper sprayed, are bored up.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
Right or wrong to this.
Speaker 12 (20:58):
I spoke to sheriff Noah, Rob, are you disturbed by
what you see on this video?
Speaker 6 (21:02):
I am deeply alarmed and disappointed.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Okay, that guy's out of the delivery game. I think
the pepper sprayer had I don't know. I go back
at this ding dong with me because the tip was
so low that there should be some punishment.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
But I don't know about pepper spraying the wife.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
I am deeply alarmed and disappointed. We're taking the matter
very seriously, and we're gonna do anything in our power
to ensure that this person is held accountable for their actions.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yeah, that dog's dying in the background. Your right, She's
like my fries.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Are held accountable for their actions.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Oh, that's unbelievable. Not the pepper spray people getting Arby's delivered.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Got am mighty. I'm kind of down for a slow
roasted beef right now, though. That is great food, the
French dip.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
The giant roast beefs, the big one. Yeah, the half pounds.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
You could feel your body teeth crushing right through that.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
That sandwich with some.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
And I'll tell you they work reheated from the fridge,
because I'll get two really big ones. I eat one
right away and then I'll say a little later. But
you gotta separate that meat, you know.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Yeah, you gotta fluff it, gotta.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Fluff it up, gotta put sauce in between the layers
of meat. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Do you hire somebody to do that for you to
have a fluffer? Nobody? You have an Arby's fluffer?
Speaker 6 (22:24):
No, I fluffed myself.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Okay, you fluff your own Arby's.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
But nobody else will touch my arm. But they won't
touch it.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
I don't blame them.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
No one to.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Touch my roast beef just on my arm.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I love that the Angel had such a great line
that she doesn't even think about the fact that her
mouth is full of food, and that might be embarrassing.
She had insult with her mouth full of food.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Harvey about it. It's a show of pigs, World, Pigs,
We're live just barely.
Speaker 9 (23:17):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I AM six forty.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
It is The Conway Show. Dig Dong.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yes, it's gonna be nice, beautiful weather over the weekend.
You can put up the Christmas lights, maybe already got
the tree and you're all set for Christmas and Hanukkah
and Kwanza and New Year's and whatever is coming up.
But it's gonna be a beautiful day in the San
Fernando Valley Tomorrow. Seventy eight degrees is gonna be the
high in the San Fernando Valley, and it's gonna be
(23:51):
high seventies until Monday when it reaches eighty. And we're
not gonna have a day back in the sixties until
next Saturday week from Saturday. So it's gonna be a
beautiful weekend here in southern California. Anaheim, if you're in
the Orange County area, Anaheim, seventy two on Saturday, seventy
four on Sunday, completely sunny outside. Let's go to Big
(24:14):
Bear and see what's gonna be up happening in Big Bear.
Mid forties for the low and low sixties for the
high low sixties, sixty one on Saturday, six fifty nine
on Sunday, which is horrible for skiing because they're trying
to make snow up there and they can't do it.
When the low is forty seven and the high is
sixty two. You can't make snow in that weather. So
(24:37):
they're bummed. They're pretty bumped, all right, Anne, Loo Valley.
We've got a lot of people listening out there in
Lancaster and Palmdale. It's going to be sixty eight on Saturday,
sixty eight on Sunday, and sixties mid sixties all week
next week. So a little chili, but I think goodbye,
and then let's do one out of towner. Let's go
(24:57):
to Mammoth Mountain. I know a lot of people like skiing.
Not good for Mammoth. The high is still too high
in Mammoth to enjoy skiing. Fifty three Saturday, fifty one, Sunday,
fifty four on Monday. The low thirty six, thirty seven,
thirty four. Not great weather to make snow, and not
(25:19):
great weather because there's no natural snow being produced at
least until Wednesday of next week in Mammoth. And that's
just a very slight light maybe one tenth of an inch,
which is not going to be snow because it's too warm,
too warm outside. Let's talk about the jackpot, the jackpot
(25:40):
for Powerball.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
We're we've reached another milestone.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
We're back to a billion or very close to a
billion dollars, and you'll want to get your tickets.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
This all could be yourning.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
I'll tell you, I am feeling a little bit lucky
this morning, and we already have seen some people come
in and start buying those tickets, even though the sword
just opened up about fifteen minutes ago. Cashier su back
there told me that whenever these big prizes happen around
the holidays, you expect to see an even bigger surge. Hey,
you have that big jackpot right now. Look at that sign.
(26:11):
Nine hundred and thirty million dollars. Is that powerball jackpot?
That's the seventh or largest.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Prize in what did you say?
Speaker 11 (26:19):
It's over that, You're over that you have that kind
of money. No, the power ball, I thinks over a billion.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Powerball, it's over a billion. Wow, dig dong with you, Bellio.
Did you just update that the billion dollars?
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Huh?
Speaker 11 (26:33):
Yes, I work part time for the lottery so we've
just updated it.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
All right, Maybe, well we can do I don't know.
We'll do a broadcast.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
That's the seventh largest prize in Powerball history. If you
win and take the cash option, as I will be doing,
I'll be walking away with about four hundred and thirty
million dollars in cash. And look, if no one wins tonight,
you can expect that jackpot to grow and exceed even
one billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Okay, I think this story is a little stale. I'm
going to look up the exam.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
I was trying to say, without right.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Without busting your own balls for putting that story in there.
Power Ball, Let's see where we are Powerball Home. All right,
let's go to Powerball Home. One billion dollars uh billion
dollars for power Ball, and the next poll is December thirteenth.
(27:30):
That's a lucky day, Saturday, December thirteenth. You have fifty hours,
four minutes and forty five seconds to go out and
get your tickets.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Even one billion dollars, that's what we saw back in
September when that one point seven billion dollar jackpot was
split between winners in both Missouri and Texas. Now, guys,
I have to be honest with you. The chances of you.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Went at I didn't know you were being dishonest, whether
it's before, but we'll give you a break.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
What are you going to be honest about?
Speaker 5 (27:58):
Have to be honest with you. The chances of you
winning are not very good.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Okay, well we knew that going in.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
We know that with the power ball, the chances of
you getting that powerball jackpot is about one and two
hundred and ninety two million. You have better chances of
getting struck by lightning.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You have better chances of our original what an original
take with this guy?
Speaker 5 (28:20):
You have better chances of getting struck by lightning. You
have better chances of let's say the worst happening with
the shark. But we'll end on a positive.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Wait, what what? What's what the shark?
Speaker 5 (28:31):
Better chances of let's say the worst happening with the shark.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
So he's not even talking about getting killed by a shark.
You're just now in news they call it the worst.
You know you don't want the worst to happen to you.
You know you get shot, Well, you can have the worst.
You could have a case of the worst.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Better chances of let's say the worst happening with the shark.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
They don't say killed anymore, killed by a shark. You
can't use that in the news. What's going on?
Speaker 5 (28:54):
But we'll end on a positive note, right you are.
We know the Olympics are coming up in Februs. You
have a better chance of winning a gold medal in
Milan winning a power winning Jack Pott.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Okay, that's an interesting take on it, right, Give him
credit for that interesting. You have a better shot at
getting a gold medal at the Winter Olympics next February
than you do winning the lottery.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
It's true here is that it doesn't matter. Still come through,
you never know. All you need is that two dollars
and a big dream. And when I when I win
for my retirement.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Cashier Sue about Cashier Sue has been there a while.
She sounds like she knows everybody. You can hear her
voice at the end, cashier Sue.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
When I win from my retirement.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yes, yeah, yes, that's her at the end. Yes yeah,
truck drivers Sue. It now works at the Mini mark.
All right, Dom, we did the Andy Diggs story. That's
a sad story. We wish well. We talked about door
Dash and they sprayed pepper spray on the cat's food
because he didn't tip and his wife went into convulsions.
(30:09):
And also the Orange County Anaheim runners.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
I hope they get better soon.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
These kids should not be running on the busy streets
in Orange County, or in La County, or in any
part of the United States during rush hour. And three
o'clock in California is rush hour?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
It is?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
It just simply is. Every rush hour is like three
till about eight. Angel I got to ask you, you're
the professional, what is rush hour in southern California? But
if you just with your experience, what do you consider
the start of rush hour in Soco in the end?
Speaker 10 (30:46):
Well, I think it starts closer to like three o'clock
in the afternoon now, maybe like around two thirty, and
then it doesn't really let up until around seven.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Yeah. I think you're right. I think you're onto it.
I think you get a NATA girl for that. Thanks,
you got it.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
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