November 3, 2025 • 31 mins
David Vassegh reported live from Dodger Stadium as the Dodgers celebrated back-to-back World Series victories after a dramatic series against the Toronto Blue Jays. He shared a humorous moment when Kike Hernandez joked with him during the champagne-soaked celebration. The recap highlighted the Dodgers’ miraculous comeback after having just an 8% chance to win in the 9th inning. Conway joked about looking deceptively healthy, and the WHIP noted that seven straight seasons have featured consecutive Game 7 losses.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF. I am six forty and you're listening
to the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
This is Chris Kardashian. So we can't afford the real.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Wh That was horrible and that version was so sped up.
It's like mighty More from Power Rangers episode or something.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
We are the champions. We are the ethnic champions of
the world. I went nuts on Saturday, absolutely crazy. I'm
still trying to get my voice back. So let's put
somebody else on who can talk. I'm sure it was
as excited, if not more than I was. The guy
who was born and raised in the Thousand Oaks area
(00:45):
Ventura area. He became a huge Dodger fan. He was
a Petro some Money. He was an intern and then
Petro So Money producer for a while, and now he's
become the voice of the Dodgers, traveling with him for
the last fourteen or fifteen years. And he was in
Toronto when the Dodgers won the World Series. Is with us,
David that say, how.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
You Bob, I'm doing great, Conway. I'm from Woodland Hills.
Do not put me in the Knejo Valley. That conversation
and I'm still at Dodger Stadium. I do not want
to leave. I do not want to allow this day
to end. And that's why I am with you for
as long as you want me to be.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Buddy, Oh, buddy, you got to tell me. Look, I've
seen all the plays, I've heard all the calls. I've
you know, I've I've done all the research. I've watched
the game three times in its entirety, only fast forwarding
through commercials. I want to know where you were and
and how shocked you were, Like, where in the stadium
were you when they finally won in the bottom of
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the eleventh inning.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Well, I was in the camera well, right next to
the Dodger dougout.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
And there's a lot of people there waiting to go
on to the field for you know, postgame interviews, And
there are a lot of people behind me. I was
at the top of the stup so I could see
the play. And when I saw Mookie Bets turn that
double play, I say game over. Nobody was moving. I
said game over, you could go out. Well, couldn't believe
(02:12):
that it happened that quickly. Nobody imagined so many things
taking place at the end of that game and a
game ending double play Mookie bets to Freddie Freeman. Just
an incredible ending to such a magical season.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You know, I don't think that that play would have
happened with any other player other than Kirk, who, by
the way, runs a thirteen and a half second one
hundred yard dash. That's my speed.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, I mean that was the That was an amazing
play and just amazing sequence of events going back to
Game six Conway, and there's a lot of backstories if
you want to know about how Yamamoto was able to
pitch as much as he was able to.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Okay, for people to know the game, how long does
a pitcher typically have to recover? Is it five days,
six days, seven days? What was ideally the time?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Well, to put it into context, Yamamoto, who spent the
majority of his professional career before signing with the Dodgers
before last season, Japanese pitchers want to get a week's rest.
They only pitch once a week, so for him to
come over to the States and adjust, and during the season,
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the Dodgers did give him extra day's rest to try
to allow him to have some sort of simulation to
the recovery period of what he had in Japan, but
in the postseason you don't have that luxury. And he
has what we call around the team a sense. He
has his own personal trainer and he really relies on
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him and his sense. Say, after Game six, would not
shake his hand to say good season. Wow, Yamamoto was
saying good season to his sense, and the sense said, well,
why don't we have you go out to the bullpen tomorrow.
It would give your team a lot of confidence just
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to know that you're out there and see whether or
not you can throw. And that's when Yamamoto got word
to Andrew Friedman, the president of Baseball Operations, that he
would give it a go to be available for Game seven.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
You know typically when you pitch a full game, you
can't move your arm the next day. It's like somebody
has a hot knife running through it.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, and you saw the effects of him pitching six
innings in Game six and then coming back to finish
the game pitching two plus innings. He couldn't even lift
his World Series MVP.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
BUF.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yes, that was the reason, not because it was super heavy,
it was because he couldn't lift his arm over his head.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
What great knowledge that buddy, that is great knowledge that
you have. Nobody else has written about that, nobody other
than you.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
And when I saw Yamamoto after his press conference, he
came to give me a hug. And you know, I'm
an Italian guy. It tiring, perfect guys, give me fat guy.
I try to give you a big hug. And to
the touch of his right shoulder, he didn't want the hugs.
He just told me very tired. And if you look
at him right now, he was amazing on the stage.
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He was able to lift the World Series trophy over
his head.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Wow, buddy, I'd like to get in line for that.
Easy on the hugs with Yamamoto. When I see you
next too, they're real tight, you get big hugs. I'd
like to go soft, softer by.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
We'll go softer from now.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I'm surprised that Will Klein didn't get a shout out today,
or maybe I missed it on stage the Dodgers. You know,
there's a lot of heroes on that team, but he's
certainly one of them.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, he was an unknown commodity, I mean, a journeyman
pitcher that you know, got called up two different times.
And the second time he got called up, he could
throw strikes better, and a lot of the coaches were
behind him, and that's why he got the opportunity to
be on the World Series roster. Also, the unfortunate personal
issues that Alex Vessi, at one of the Dodgers' key relievers,
(06:30):
was going through, he was left off the World Series
roster for personal reasons, and Will Climb open walk through
that door and pitched the last four innings of that
eighteen inning marathon. There's a chance that we never even
see will Climb in the World Series. That Alex Vessi
is on this roster.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
That's amazing, buddy. By the way, I've heard I heard
you on the pregame of one of the games last week,
and I was screaming, go Vassay, gove Assay, and your you.
You and I share a tremendous dismay for Max Scherzer.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Max Schures are tapped out on the Dodgers, that's right
in Game six of the NLCS and came up with
some lame excuse of body soreness or arm fatigue. The
real reason was is because he didn't want to push
himself too far and jeopardize his last big contract in
Major League Baseball.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
That's great. Well, I hope this is a rap for him,
and I hope he finished his career his career on
a losing team.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
That would be great. I think it's even sweeter that
he was the one that started Game seven and couldn't
finish it and the Dodgers beat his Blue Jays.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
And you know, there's a backstory that I'm sure you know,
I know probably about you know, twenty percent of what
you know. But if it wasn't for the an Atlanta Braves, doctor,
we would have never seen Hoffman pitch against the Dodge.
Ye than the Blue Jays may have won.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, I'm not aware of all that, but yeah, there's
a lot of narios.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Tim he was passed up on. He was supposed to
be traded to the Braves, and the Braves didn't examine
him and they said, no, this guy's got a bum
arm and they didn't take him, and so he ended
up with Toronto.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Okay, well there we go. Yeah, thank you very much
for all that.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I did a deep if it's.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
A peek into how Conway pretends like he knows nothing
about baseball, but it's more up on Blue Jays information
than I.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Am, Buddy, I gotta I gotta tell you actually, can
you stay with us until seven?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Sure? Do you want more? I want to hear more?
Toronto Blue Jays Knowledge.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
You have a second, all right, David says with us.
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thousand dollars. David vatsay back with us with your world
champion Los Angeles Dodgers. David, do you get a ring?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I do I have two rings already? The Dodgers have
and uh, I for granted. I never wear them because
I did not play, I did not break my ankle,
I didn't arm hurting. That's for the players, but honestly,
something that my kids can look at and or.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Maybe you can sell one and get a decent cell phone.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Well, you know, Conway, your commercial break was so long.
I'm in the Dodger parking lot.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I'm surprised you're not back in Woodland Hills by.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Now I'm close to a player is having a little
get together at his house. Team, so I'm going to
be headed there late later tonight.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Okay, okay, Hey, to quote Keik after the game, nice nipples,
You got really nice nice nipples.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah. I wonder if there'll be a T shirt made
out of that. But yeah, yeah, my nipples are more
famous than my voice.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Now, hey, what Dodgers who left the team this year
get a ring? Anybody does Tarzan get a ring?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Uh? Tarzan will get a ring. Also, there was a
unique player by the name of Buddy Kennedy who only
played thirteen games for the Dodgers and maybe less than
that for the Blue Jays. So he's going to double
down on all this. Wow, he's going to get a
lot a lot of You'll get a playoff share, you'll
get a World Series ring. Wow, he was in a
(11:14):
win win situation, right, there is.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
That the minimum amount of games thirteen?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Well, if you play one game, you're you're going to
get a ring.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh okay, all right, Well you won one game all season?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
If you played one game for the eventual world champion, Yes,
the custom is to get a World Series ring.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
But what about a share of the playoff money?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Uh, you'll get like a percentage, get a percentage of
how many you play?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Are are there? By the way, do you know the name?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Moon Moonataka Murakami? The guy that does you know that name?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
He's a third baseman that is going to come over
to Japan and the Dodgers are going to keep Maximunths.
He picked up his ten million dollar team option and
they will not need the services of this Japanese third baseman.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Okay, all right. Max Munsey is an incredible clutch player.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
He is, and without his home run against Sir Anthony Domingo,
the Dogs have a much figure hill to climb in
the ninth inning. I don't think they come back without
Max Munsey's home run in the seventh inning, I believe.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Did you hear what. Mookie Betts was asked if he tonight,
when he goes to bed, will he be thinking after
the game? After Game seven? Will he be thinking about
Shoe Hee Otani or Freddie Freeman? And his response was,
when I go to bed, I don't think about other men.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
That was great after Otani's ninth reaching base nine consecutive times. Yep,
that was a great line by Mookie, maybe his best
line since being a Dodger. I don't think of other
men either.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
All right, okay, all right, you don't have to get
hostile here. You know, it's a different era. David.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
People asked me, hey, after the show that Petro said,
are you going to be thinking about him when you
go to bed? Right? I say absolutely not. I'm not
going to think about Petro?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
All right, So you're a breeder, we get that. That's fine.
There is there is a guy who said hello to
me today. Who is a neighbor who dumped that.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Do you speak you talk to your neighbors.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Oh, we're not in delay, so you got to be
careful what you're saying here on I guess we haven't
been in delay since No, no, no, no, no, you're fine.
But I guess we haven't been in delay since the
Chargers game.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
God, oh, I think you could trust me for not
going Blake's No.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I know, I got it put I never accused you that.
So anyway, neighbors said hello to me today and I
said hi to him, and he said, buddy, he goes,
I gotta be honest with you. You killed the World Series
for me. I said what he said. I heard you
come out at around nine fifteen, nine thirties whistling and
screaming and yelling. And I was in delay watching the game.
(14:00):
But you know what, but you can't watch Game seven
in delay and get down on anybody else for that.
That's on you.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah. I watched a Super Bowl with my father in
law and his boomer friends once and they had the
great idea of dd R and the Super Bowl so
they could skip the commercials and after the end of
the game, where as the game is going on, I'm
getting texts about what's happening in the game, Rob Blackman,
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that idea.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
And you had no idea it was in delay, No,
I knew.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
They were like, Hey, we got a great idea. Come over,
we have great boot and you won't have to sit
through the commercials show up the world fast forward right
through the little commercials.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Hey, I'm gonna I'm gonna take a wild guess here
and tell me what if you think I'm right or wrong?
I think after Robert's the next Dodger manager is Clayton Kershaw.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Absolutely not. He has no interest to being a manager. Really, no, no,
I'm not even sure he could teach pitching Kim Quite honestly.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I'm serious.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
He's one of those guys that knows how to do it,
but I'm not sure he would know how to teach.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I find that wildly insulting, but I'll take it. And
then another thing, I don't know if you saw this
in Toronto, you know they had so Subank Arena was
full with twenty five thousand people. They had, you know,
the Blue Jay Stadium had fifty five thousand. And then there's
another one hundred thousand people just milling around downtown. And
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the game ends after midnight. But the subway in Toronto
closes at midnight, and there was one hundred and forty
thousand people that couldn't get home. How great is that?
What a great final fu to those people.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I'm not going to make like a I'm not going
to make a blanket statement that every Canadian's an awful,
overrated nice guy. Okay, but my experience was the Canadian
sports fans are extremely over the top, rowdy and borderline rude.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Okay, good, all right? I like that. I like that
we that you hate them. Also, I wanted to say, hey.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Can I can I interrupt?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
You?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Really sure you're a big hockey guy? Did you see
my tweet before Game seven? I did not the last
There is some history between Los Angeles and Toronto and
Game seven of Big Playoff Sports even exactly, Wayne Gretzky
(16:50):
and the King beat Sweet Dougie Gilmore in Game seven
of the Campbell Conference Finals to go to the first
Down Cup Finals in King's history.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
So yeah, where they got?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Kings beat Toronto in Game seven, and the Dodgers now
have beaten Toronto in Game seven.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
And and how about this, to take it a step further,
that's the last time any team in Canada won the
Stanley Cup.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Wow? Okay, well they never won it in ninety three.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Now Montreal, Montreal beat Montreal beat him.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Montreal Canadians last. Wow. I actually told a guy at
a bar in Toronto I can't believe you're turning up
Thursday night football for hockey. I said, all your teams
left your country, isn't it isn't it hard to go
back and watch it?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Oh, that's great funny. Canada has a major sports problem
right now. They lost the World Series in seven. Toronto
loses game seven every year in the playoffs, and and
and Edmonton lost game seven last year to Florida, and
they lost again this year to Florida. They are hurting
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in the Great White North when it comes to sports.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Hey, you tune in to Tim Conway Junior for Blue
Jays knowledge and everything you want to know about Canadian hawker.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Buddy, I hope you get some rest, man. You work
your ass off, and I know you missed Halloween with
your kids and that was a big deal. But you
sound like a true pro on the air.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Thank you, Conway, ding dong to you and thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
You're way too far, You're way too time.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Buddy, you're the best man. I'll see you next season.
For a three P.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Sounds good three P thanks, buddy said.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Okay, I appreciate it. Thanks man. All right, there he
goes David Vase, say, what a guy. He's traveling with
the Dodgers, you know, a month of playoffs, the big party,
the big parade today, and then yet still has time
to come on for a half hour and answer my
stupid questions. That is a great guy, David Vassi. We're live.
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Dodgers win. Dodgers win. I can't stop watching the game.
I can't stop thinking about it. It literally changes my
life when they win. If they would have lost, I
wouldn't have been here today. Mark Thompson would have been
sitting here. I'd been home, curled up in a ball,
wanting to you know, I don't know, flight to Toronto
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and wiped them out.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
For that.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
It drives me crazy when the Dodgers lose and they
won the World Raise twice in a row. Never thought
that would happen, and now we're going for number three.
We're live on KFI.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
KFI AM six forty. It is The Conway Show. The
Dodgers have won the World Series. Krozer, where were you
did you watch it? Did you watch the World Series?
You look at it?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I was home on Saturday night and we were on
and off. J Jenn and I were watching something and
but her son came in and kept informing us as
things were moving along.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Well that's kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yeah, well we were checking out the last bit though.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
It was pretty amazing. It was unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Ending a World Series in extra innings on a double
play is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
And that's the only guy that they could have done
that with, that guy Kirk. He's five to eight, two
hundred and sixty five pounds five eight, just lumbering down
the baseline to sixty five? Has he not heard of
these weight loss drugs? Do they not sell those in Canada?
How can you? How can you be in the major
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leagues and run a thirteen minute one hundred yard dash?
There was it? What is it? What is it? Thirteen seconds?
Well it might as well be thirteen minutes. Yeah, that's
absolutely true. I can be thirteen seconds, thirteen minutes. He
wasn't make it at the first base in time. I'm
faster than that guy. I know. Bellio doesn't. Yeah, I
know Bello's.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Like, you're faster than that guy.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
That bell early And she said, when's the last time
you were full out running? And I said, ah, it's
a good question. Probably junior high.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Junior high, Yeah, or what.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
You think is before that?
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
No, I think maybe fifth grade, nah, junior high. I
used to run in mister Vineyards class.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Why were you running in mister Vineyards class?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Because it was pe and you had to Oh, you
were running from them. You may run. If you didn't run,
you got detention. All kinds of bad things happened to you.
So you had to run in pe. But you know,
there was a mile in Portola. And I discovered, you know,
because you have to run around the track three times,
then run outside the school, run around the entire school,
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then come back and finish. And I discovered you don't
have to run around the whole school. You can go
into the lunch areas and if there's a certain doorway,
you can hide behind for about twelve minutes, then join
the pack when they come back.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
See, even then, you were looking for a way out
of running.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
That's exactly right, That's exactly right. That's why I can.
I can definitely beat that guy to first base one
and one hundred tries. Unless I fell, I could beat
him one hundred times.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Really, yes, even if yes, definitely, if you stumble at
the beginning.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
You can still got time to.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
I can hear your knees when you sit down.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Those aren't my knees. Yeah, so I where were you? Value?
Do you look at it?
Speaker 5 (22:35):
I watched it so confused.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
When that bat cracked and all of a sudden it
was over, I'm like, wait a second, Well, I think
I turned my head for a second and then it
was over.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
He's still running to first. He's five eight sixty five. Yeah,
let me see, hunter, what is five? What is five
eight in inches? Let me do quick. I'm gonna do
the calculation on this, okay, all right, I'm five eight
sixty sixty eight. Okay, so three, he's two hundred and
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sixty five. Divide it by sixty eight inches, so he's
almost three four pounds an inch. I'm six one now
I'm probably six, so I'm seventy two inches. So multiply
that by seventy two, and so that means if I
was his weight, I would weigh two hundred eighty pounds
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two hundred and eighty pounds. Krozer, how tall you? How
tall you? Crozier by ten five ten, all right, So
that's that's six seventy inches, all right, so multiply by
seventy you would be two hundred and eight seventy eight
pounds at his height and like his height to your
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height in weight.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
But don't you have to factor in his still probably
what his conditioning and his conditioning.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I don't know if you heard this. He's five eight.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Five, but he's very stocky and muscular.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Bell Are you listening to the numbers?
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Yes, yes, yes, but yeah, but what is his body
mass index?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
He's five eight two sixty five? What do you think
it is? Do you think of age?
Speaker 5 (24:15):
What is his age?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
It doesn't matter much. Well, a lot of those gauges
and pinches side like all of it.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
You are you were tim you're how how tall are you?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Six? We used to be six to one. I'm closer
to six.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
So you're six foot right, and you're a slender build.
Your deceptively look healthy. I'm sorry, deceptively you're healthy.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I'm like squinting at her and like what please you appear?
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Please? Like when was the last time you were in
a gym? When was the last time you lifted weights?
When was the last time you ran?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Okay, last time I was in a gym? Walking out?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
No, no, no, no, you said, you said, when's the last
time I was in a gym? I went to a
twenty four hour fitness in Huntington Beach and signed.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Up, and then you went back to six months later
and canceled.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
So I've been to the gym twice.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
And how many machines are weights? Did you lift or use?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I was in a machine and I couldn't, you know,
with the new Nautilus machines, I couldn't figure it out.
So I'm I'm on my back and I'm looking pulling
one thing and pushing another. And then one of the
painters came by and goes, hey, get out of the scaffolding.
That's a Brian Reagan joke. That's a Brian Reagan joke. Yeah,
I'm stealing Brian Reagan's act.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
You you walk a lot, because you I do.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I walk a lot? You do?
Speaker 4 (25:35):
You?
Speaker 5 (25:35):
When you leave here, you go to Loewe's, Walmart, Costco,
and you walk a lot.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I went to Sharky's the other night and I was
two hundred and fourteen steps. I parked two hundred and
fourteen steps from the restaurant. I'm a step counter. Okay,
if you don't know that about me. I count steps,
but I I could not listen or watch that game
at home. I got two nurves. I had to get
in the car and I drove to Valencian and listened
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to it on the radio, and I listened all the
way up to Walmart, shopped at Walmart, got some stuff,
and then drove home. And I was on the five
South going right over right under the one eighteen freeway
or right past the one eighteen freeway when I heard
Rick Monday and I don't know who the other announcer
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is for the Dodgers. They took the main dude and
made him a national guy, and he said, oh, it's
hit into the gap. It's hit into the gap. And
I thought, Okay, the game's over. Caught by pies, caught
by pies, and he went nuts, and I'm like, okay,
we got some hope. We got some hope. And I
drove to the station. In the ninth innings, I was
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driving home from Valencia, and I was going to go
up and listen to it and watch you with Kate's
and Colin here at the studio, and I didn't. I
didn't because I knew if the Dodgers lost, they would
blame me for stopping by the station, and I would
get to blame for the loss.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
So I went home and watch you with my life,
and I could not fing believe that they won that game.
They had a ninety two percent chance of losing that game.
In the top of the ninth inning, ninety two percent
of the time they lose that game. If you put
all the factors in how many outs hony men on
who's pitching, that game goes to the home team ninety
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two percent of the time, and they won. They beat
the odds, and I like to say that I'm with them.
I beat the odds as well. When I was born,
I was RH negative and my doctor gave me fifty
percent chance to live fifty to fifty. When I was born,
I had a blood transfusion when I was two days old.
They don't really do that in the nineteen sixties. It
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was really touch and go, and I beat it. I
was like the Dodgers. I went back to back with
blood print transusions and I beat the odds. And now
I'm you know, I'm in my sixties and I'm still alive.
So if I die tomorrow, I beat the odds for
sixty fing years me the Dodgers dig dog with these
Dodgers all right, re live on CAFI KF I am
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six forty is the Conway Show. Let's do quick whip around? Sammy?
You got the music for the the whip scheme, A
little whip around? Want do that? All right?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
This?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
I discovered why Toronto the played louder. There's it, go louder,
no taste. I discovered why Toronto their sports fans are
so pissed they always lose Game seven? The Toronto maple
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Leafs have lost how many consecutive Game sevens in a playoff?
How many consecutive game seven's have the maple Leaves lost
in the playoffs? Sammy, let's start with you, your guest,
maple Leaves? How many? How many games? How many seasons
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in a row have they lost? Game second? The Toronto
maple Leaves have lost blank consecutive game sevens? How many?
I'm gonna go with six? Six Krozier just I'm laughing
over maple Leaves. That's what they call him up there?
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Ten ten, all right, Angel twenty twenty, Wow, all right,
belly o twelve twow got him? Ny No the record
seven they have the record seven man, maybe twenty.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
God deceptively stutter.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
It seems I don't know, Belly or I don't know.
Maybe y'all ask the guys.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
I thought this game wasn't about judging answers.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I you look deceptively like you have sports knowledge. You're
just deceptive with your sports them because you work for
the Lakers.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Yeah, but not for the.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Maybe yeahs Leaves. The Maple Leaves have lost seven consecutive
Game seven, so there you go. And now the Toronto
Blue Jays have lost in Game seven and they had
a ninety two chance of winning that game. And I
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know you're thinking, oh, is this guy going to talk
about the Dodgers for three hours.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Yes, it's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
It's exactly what I'm doing. I have waited my entire
life for this. I have never in my life had
back to back championships with the Los Angeles Dodgers, and
I am going to celebrate them. And if you don't
like it, tune in tomorrow at four. No, we're gonna
do a couple of segments on this. All right, we
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live on KFI AM six forty. If you heard this,
But Dodgers have won the World Series. The Dodgers, Your
Los Angeles Dodgers have won the world series Toronto Lost,
and here comes winter in Toronto. It's going to be brutal,
all right. Rely on on KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty
It's k IF. I am six forty and you're listening
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This is Chris Kardashian. So we can't afford the real.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Wh That was horrible and that version was so sped up.
It's like mighty More from Power Rangers episode or something.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
We are the champions. We are the ethnic champions of
the world. I went nuts on Saturday, absolutely crazy. I'm
still trying to get my voice back. So let's put
somebody else on who can talk. I'm sure it was
as excited, if not more than I was. The guy
who was born and raised in the Thousand Oaks area
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Ventura area. He became a huge Dodger fan. He was
a Petro some Money. He was an intern and then
Petro So Money producer for a while, and now he's
become the voice of the Dodgers, traveling with him for
the last fourteen or fifteen years. And he was in
Toronto when the Dodgers won the World Series. Is with us,
David that say, how.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
You Bob, I'm doing great, Conway. I'm from Woodland Hills.
Do not put me in the Knejo Valley. That conversation
and I'm still at Dodger Stadium. I do not want
to leave. I do not want to allow this day
to end. And that's why I am with you for
as long as you want me to be.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Buddy, Oh, buddy, you got to tell me. Look, I've
seen all the plays, I've heard all the calls. I've
you know, I've I've done all the research. I've watched
the game three times in its entirety, only fast forwarding
through commercials. I want to know where you were and
and how shocked you were, Like, where in the stadium
were you when they finally won in the bottom of
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the eleventh inning.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Well, I was in the camera well, right next to
the Dodger dougout.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
And there's a lot of people there waiting to go
on to the field for you know, postgame interviews, And
there are a lot of people behind me. I was
at the top of the stup so I could see
the play. And when I saw Mookie Bets turn that
double play, I say game over. Nobody was moving. I
said game over, you could go out. Well, couldn't believe
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that it happened that quickly. Nobody imagined so many things
taking place at the end of that game and a
game ending double play Mookie bets to Freddie Freeman. Just
an incredible ending to such a magical season.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You know, I don't think that that play would have
happened with any other player other than Kirk, who, by
the way, runs a thirteen and a half second one
hundred yard dash. That's my speed.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, I mean that was the That was an amazing
play and just amazing sequence of events going back to
Game six Conway, and there's a lot of backstories if
you want to know about how Yamamoto was able to
pitch as much as he was able to.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Okay, for people to know the game, how long does
a pitcher typically have to recover? Is it five days,
six days, seven days? What was ideally the time?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Well, to put it into context, Yamamoto, who spent the
majority of his professional career before signing with the Dodgers
before last season, Japanese pitchers want to get a week's rest.
They only pitch once a week, so for him to
come over to the States and adjust, and during the season,
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the Dodgers did give him extra day's rest to try
to allow him to have some sort of simulation to
the recovery period of what he had in Japan, but
in the postseason you don't have that luxury. And he
has what we call around the team a sense. He
has his own personal trainer and he really relies on
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him and his sense. Say, after Game six, would not
shake his hand to say good season. Wow, Yamamoto was
saying good season to his sense, and the sense said, well,
why don't we have you go out to the bullpen tomorrow.
It would give your team a lot of confidence just
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to know that you're out there and see whether or
not you can throw. And that's when Yamamoto got word
to Andrew Friedman, the president of Baseball Operations, that he
would give it a go to be available for Game seven.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
You know typically when you pitch a full game, you
can't move your arm the next day. It's like somebody
has a hot knife running through it.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, and you saw the effects of him pitching six
innings in Game six and then coming back to finish
the game pitching two plus innings. He couldn't even lift
his World Series MVP.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
BUF.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yes, that was the reason, not because it was super heavy,
it was because he couldn't lift his arm over his head.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
What great knowledge that buddy, that is great knowledge that
you have. Nobody else has written about that, nobody other
than you.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
And when I saw Yamamoto after his press conference, he
came to give me a hug. And you know, I'm
an Italian guy. It tiring, perfect guys, give me fat guy.
I try to give you a big hug. And to
the touch of his right shoulder, he didn't want the hugs.
He just told me very tired. And if you look
at him right now, he was amazing on the stage.
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He was able to lift the World Series trophy over
his head.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Wow, buddy, I'd like to get in line for that.
Easy on the hugs with Yamamoto. When I see you
next too, they're real tight, you get big hugs. I'd
like to go soft, softer by.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
We'll go softer from now.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I'm surprised that Will Klein didn't get a shout out today,
or maybe I missed it on stage the Dodgers. You know,
there's a lot of heroes on that team, but he's
certainly one of them.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, he was an unknown commodity, I mean, a journeyman
pitcher that you know, got called up two different times.
And the second time he got called up, he could
throw strikes better, and a lot of the coaches were
behind him, and that's why he got the opportunity to
be on the World Series roster. Also, the unfortunate personal
issues that Alex Vessi, at one of the Dodgers' key relievers,
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was going through, he was left off the World Series
roster for personal reasons, and Will Climb open walk through
that door and pitched the last four innings of that
eighteen inning marathon. There's a chance that we never even
see will Climb in the World Series. That Alex Vessi
is on this roster.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
That's amazing, buddy. By the way, I've heard I heard
you on the pregame of one of the games last week,
and I was screaming, go Vassay, gove Assay, and your you.
You and I share a tremendous dismay for Max Scherzer.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Max Schures are tapped out on the Dodgers, that's right
in Game six of the NLCS and came up with
some lame excuse of body soreness or arm fatigue. The
real reason was is because he didn't want to push
himself too far and jeopardize his last big contract in
Major League Baseball.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
That's great. Well, I hope this is a rap for him,
and I hope he finished his career his career on
a losing team.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
That would be great. I think it's even sweeter that
he was the one that started Game seven and couldn't
finish it and the Dodgers beat his Blue Jays.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
And you know, there's a backstory that I'm sure you know,
I know probably about you know, twenty percent of what
you know. But if it wasn't for the an Atlanta Braves, doctor,
we would have never seen Hoffman pitch against the Dodge.
Ye than the Blue Jays may have won.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, I'm not aware of all that, but yeah, there's
a lot of narios.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Tim he was passed up on. He was supposed to
be traded to the Braves, and the Braves didn't examine
him and they said, no, this guy's got a bum
arm and they didn't take him, and so he ended
up with Toronto.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Okay, well there we go. Yeah, thank you very much
for all that.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I did a deep if it's.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
A peek into how Conway pretends like he knows nothing
about baseball, but it's more up on Blue Jays information
than I.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Am, Buddy, I gotta I gotta tell you actually, can
you stay with us until seven?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Sure? Do you want more? I want to hear more?
Toronto Blue Jays Knowledge.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
You have a second, all right, David says with us.
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thousand dollars. David vatsay back with us with your world
champion Los Angeles Dodgers. David, do you get a ring?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I do I have two rings already? The Dodgers have
and uh, I for granted. I never wear them because
I did not play, I did not break my ankle,
I didn't arm hurting. That's for the players, but honestly,
something that my kids can look at and or.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Maybe you can sell one and get a decent cell phone.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Well, you know, Conway, your commercial break was so long.
I'm in the Dodger parking lot.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I'm surprised you're not back in Woodland Hills by.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Now I'm close to a player is having a little
get together at his house. Team, so I'm going to
be headed there late later tonight.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Okay, okay, Hey, to quote Keik after the game, nice nipples,
You got really nice nice nipples.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah. I wonder if there'll be a T shirt made
out of that. But yeah, yeah, my nipples are more
famous than my voice.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Now, hey, what Dodgers who left the team this year
get a ring? Anybody does Tarzan get a ring?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Uh? Tarzan will get a ring. Also, there was a
unique player by the name of Buddy Kennedy who only
played thirteen games for the Dodgers and maybe less than
that for the Blue Jays. So he's going to double
down on all this. Wow, he's going to get a
lot a lot of You'll get a playoff share, you'll
get a World Series ring. Wow, he was in a
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win win situation, right, there is.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
That the minimum amount of games thirteen?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Well, if you play one game, you're you're going to
get a ring.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh okay, all right, Well you won one game all season?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
If you played one game for the eventual world champion, Yes,
the custom is to get a World Series ring.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
But what about a share of the playoff money?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Uh, you'll get like a percentage, get a percentage of
how many you play?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Are are there? By the way, do you know the name?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Moon Moonataka Murakami? The guy that does you know that name?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
He's a third baseman that is going to come over
to Japan and the Dodgers are going to keep Maximunths.
He picked up his ten million dollar team option and
they will not need the services of this Japanese third baseman.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Okay, all right. Max Munsey is an incredible clutch player.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
He is, and without his home run against Sir Anthony Domingo,
the Dogs have a much figure hill to climb in
the ninth inning. I don't think they come back without
Max Munsey's home run in the seventh inning, I believe.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Did you hear what. Mookie Betts was asked if he tonight,
when he goes to bed, will he be thinking after
the game? After Game seven? Will he be thinking about
Shoe Hee Otani or Freddie Freeman? And his response was,
when I go to bed, I don't think about other men.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
That was great after Otani's ninth reaching base nine consecutive times. Yep,
that was a great line by Mookie, maybe his best
line since being a Dodger. I don't think of other
men either.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
All right, okay, all right, you don't have to get
hostile here. You know, it's a different era. David.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
People asked me, hey, after the show that Petro said,
are you going to be thinking about him when you
go to bed? Right? I say absolutely not. I'm not
going to think about Petro?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
All right, So you're a breeder, we get that. That's fine.
There is there is a guy who said hello to
me today. Who is a neighbor who dumped that.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Do you speak you talk to your neighbors.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Oh, we're not in delay, so you got to be
careful what you're saying here on I guess we haven't
been in delay since No, no, no, no, no, you're fine.
But I guess we haven't been in delay since the
Chargers game.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
God, oh, I think you could trust me for not
going Blake's No.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I know, I got it put I never accused you that.
So anyway, neighbors said hello to me today and I
said hi to him, and he said, buddy, he goes,
I gotta be honest with you. You killed the World Series
for me. I said what he said. I heard you
come out at around nine fifteen, nine thirties whistling and
screaming and yelling. And I was in delay watching the game.
(14:00):
But you know what, but you can't watch Game seven
in delay and get down on anybody else for that.
That's on you.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah. I watched a Super Bowl with my father in
law and his boomer friends once and they had the
great idea of dd R and the Super Bowl so
they could skip the commercials and after the end of
the game, where as the game is going on, I'm
getting texts about what's happening in the game, Rob Blackman,
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that idea.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
And you had no idea it was in delay, No,
I knew.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
They were like, Hey, we got a great idea. Come over,
we have great boot and you won't have to sit
through the commercials show up the world fast forward right
through the little commercials.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Hey, I'm gonna I'm gonna take a wild guess here
and tell me what if you think I'm right or wrong?
I think after Robert's the next Dodger manager is Clayton Kershaw.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Absolutely not. He has no interest to being a manager. Really, no, no,
I'm not even sure he could teach pitching Kim Quite honestly.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I'm serious.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
He's one of those guys that knows how to do it,
but I'm not sure he would know how to teach.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I find that wildly insulting, but I'll take it. And
then another thing, I don't know if you saw this
in Toronto, you know they had so Subank Arena was
full with twenty five thousand people. They had, you know,
the Blue Jay Stadium had fifty five thousand. And then there's
another one hundred thousand people just milling around downtown. And
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the game ends after midnight. But the subway in Toronto
closes at midnight, and there was one hundred and forty
thousand people that couldn't get home. How great is that?
What a great final fu to those people.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I'm not going to make like a I'm not going
to make a blanket statement that every Canadian's an awful,
overrated nice guy. Okay, but my experience was the Canadian
sports fans are extremely over the top, rowdy and borderline rude.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Okay, good, all right? I like that. I like that
we that you hate them. Also, I wanted to say, hey.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Can I can I interrupt?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
You?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Really sure you're a big hockey guy? Did you see
my tweet before Game seven? I did not the last
There is some history between Los Angeles and Toronto and
Game seven of Big Playoff Sports even exactly, Wayne Gretzky
(16:50):
and the King beat Sweet Dougie Gilmore in Game seven
of the Campbell Conference Finals to go to the first
Down Cup Finals in King's history.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
So yeah, where they got?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Kings beat Toronto in Game seven, and the Dodgers now
have beaten Toronto in Game seven.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
And and how about this, to take it a step further,
that's the last time any team in Canada won the
Stanley Cup.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Wow? Okay, well they never won it in ninety three.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Now Montreal, Montreal beat Montreal beat him.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Montreal Canadians last. Wow. I actually told a guy at
a bar in Toronto I can't believe you're turning up
Thursday night football for hockey. I said, all your teams
left your country, isn't it isn't it hard to go
back and watch it?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Oh, that's great funny. Canada has a major sports problem
right now. They lost the World Series in seven. Toronto
loses game seven every year in the playoffs, and and
and Edmonton lost game seven last year to Florida, and
they lost again this year to Florida. They are hurting
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in the Great White North when it comes to sports.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Hey, you tune in to Tim Conway Junior for Blue
Jays knowledge and everything you want to know about Canadian hawker.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Buddy, I hope you get some rest, man. You work
your ass off, and I know you missed Halloween with
your kids and that was a big deal. But you
sound like a true pro on the air.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Thank you, Conway, ding dong to you and thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
You're way too far, You're way too time.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Buddy, you're the best man. I'll see you next season.
For a three P.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Sounds good three P thanks, buddy said.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Okay, I appreciate it. Thanks man. All right, there he
goes David Vase, say, what a guy. He's traveling with
the Dodgers, you know, a month of playoffs, the big party,
the big parade today, and then yet still has time
to come on for a half hour and answer my
stupid questions. That is a great guy, David Vassi. We're live.
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Dodgers win. Dodgers win. I can't stop watching the game.
I can't stop thinking about it. It literally changes my
life when they win. If they would have lost, I
wouldn't have been here today. Mark Thompson would have been
sitting here. I'd been home, curled up in a ball,
wanting to you know, I don't know, flight to Toronto
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and wiped them out.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
For that.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
It drives me crazy when the Dodgers lose and they
won the World Raise twice in a row. Never thought
that would happen, and now we're going for number three.
We're live on KFI.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
KFI AM six forty. It is The Conway Show. The
Dodgers have won the World Series. Krozer, where were you
did you watch it? Did you watch the World Series?
You look at it?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I was home on Saturday night and we were on
and off. J Jenn and I were watching something and
but her son came in and kept informing us as
things were moving along.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Well that's kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yeah, well we were checking out the last bit though.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
It was pretty amazing. It was unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Ending a World Series in extra innings on a double
play is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
And that's the only guy that they could have done
that with, that guy Kirk. He's five to eight, two
hundred and sixty five pounds five eight, just lumbering down
the baseline to sixty five? Has he not heard of
these weight loss drugs? Do they not sell those in Canada?
How can you? How can you be in the major
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leagues and run a thirteen minute one hundred yard dash?
There was it? What is it? What is it? Thirteen seconds?
Well it might as well be thirteen minutes. Yeah, that's
absolutely true. I can be thirteen seconds, thirteen minutes. He
wasn't make it at the first base in time. I'm
faster than that guy. I know. Bellio doesn't. Yeah, I
know Bello's.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Like, you're faster than that guy.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
That bell early And she said, when's the last time
you were full out running? And I said, ah, it's
a good question. Probably junior high.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Junior high, Yeah, or what.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
You think is before that?
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
No, I think maybe fifth grade, nah, junior high. I
used to run in mister Vineyards class.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Why were you running in mister Vineyards class?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Because it was pe and you had to Oh, you
were running from them. You may run. If you didn't run,
you got detention. All kinds of bad things happened to you.
So you had to run in pe. But you know,
there was a mile in Portola. And I discovered, you know,
because you have to run around the track three times,
then run outside the school, run around the entire school,
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then come back and finish. And I discovered you don't
have to run around the whole school. You can go
into the lunch areas and if there's a certain doorway,
you can hide behind for about twelve minutes, then join
the pack when they come back.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
See, even then, you were looking for a way out
of running.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
That's exactly right, That's exactly right. That's why I can.
I can definitely beat that guy to first base one
and one hundred tries. Unless I fell, I could beat
him one hundred times.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Really, yes, even if yes, definitely, if you stumble at
the beginning.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
You can still got time to.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
I can hear your knees when you sit down.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Those aren't my knees. Yeah, so I where were you? Value?
Do you look at it?
Speaker 5 (22:35):
I watched it so confused.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
When that bat cracked and all of a sudden it
was over, I'm like, wait a second, Well, I think
I turned my head for a second and then it
was over.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
He's still running to first. He's five eight sixty five. Yeah,
let me see, hunter, what is five? What is five
eight in inches? Let me do quick. I'm gonna do
the calculation on this, okay, all right, I'm five eight
sixty sixty eight. Okay, so three, he's two hundred and
(23:04):
sixty five. Divide it by sixty eight inches, so he's
almost three four pounds an inch. I'm six one now
I'm probably six, so I'm seventy two inches. So multiply
that by seventy two, and so that means if I
was his weight, I would weigh two hundred eighty pounds
(23:28):
two hundred and eighty pounds. Krozer, how tall you? How
tall you? Crozier by ten five ten, all right, So
that's that's six seventy inches, all right, so multiply by
seventy you would be two hundred and eight seventy eight
pounds at his height and like his height to your
(23:49):
height in weight.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
But don't you have to factor in his still probably
what his conditioning and his conditioning.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I don't know if you heard this. He's five eight.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Five, but he's very stocky and muscular.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Bell Are you listening to the numbers?
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Yes, yes, yes, but yeah, but what is his body
mass index?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
He's five eight two sixty five? What do you think
it is? Do you think of age?
Speaker 5 (24:15):
What is his age?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
It doesn't matter much. Well, a lot of those gauges
and pinches side like all of it.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
You are you were tim you're how how tall are you?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Six? We used to be six to one. I'm closer
to six.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
So you're six foot right, and you're a slender build.
Your deceptively look healthy. I'm sorry, deceptively you're healthy.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I'm like squinting at her and like what please you appear?
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Please? Like when was the last time you were in
a gym? When was the last time you lifted weights?
When was the last time you ran?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Okay, last time I was in a gym? Walking out?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
No, no, no, no, you said, you said, when's the last
time I was in a gym? I went to a
twenty four hour fitness in Huntington Beach and signed.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Up, and then you went back to six months later
and canceled.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
So I've been to the gym twice.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
And how many machines are weights? Did you lift or use?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I was in a machine and I couldn't, you know,
with the new Nautilus machines, I couldn't figure it out.
So I'm I'm on my back and I'm looking pulling
one thing and pushing another. And then one of the
painters came by and goes, hey, get out of the scaffolding.
That's a Brian Reagan joke. That's a Brian Reagan joke. Yeah,
I'm stealing Brian Reagan's act.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
You you walk a lot, because you I do.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I walk a lot? You do?
Speaker 4 (25:35):
You?
Speaker 5 (25:35):
When you leave here, you go to Loewe's, Walmart, Costco,
and you walk a lot.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I went to Sharky's the other night and I was
two hundred and fourteen steps. I parked two hundred and
fourteen steps from the restaurant. I'm a step counter. Okay,
if you don't know that about me. I count steps,
but I I could not listen or watch that game
at home. I got two nurves. I had to get
in the car and I drove to Valencian and listened
(26:00):
to it on the radio, and I listened all the
way up to Walmart, shopped at Walmart, got some stuff,
and then drove home. And I was on the five
South going right over right under the one eighteen freeway
or right past the one eighteen freeway when I heard
Rick Monday and I don't know who the other announcer
(26:20):
is for the Dodgers. They took the main dude and
made him a national guy, and he said, oh, it's
hit into the gap. It's hit into the gap. And
I thought, Okay, the game's over. Caught by pies, caught
by pies, and he went nuts, and I'm like, okay,
we got some hope. We got some hope. And I
drove to the station. In the ninth innings, I was
(26:41):
driving home from Valencia, and I was going to go
up and listen to it and watch you with Kate's
and Colin here at the studio, and I didn't. I
didn't because I knew if the Dodgers lost, they would
blame me for stopping by the station, and I would
get to blame for the loss.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
So I went home and watch you with my life,
and I could not fing believe that they won that game.
They had a ninety two percent chance of losing that game.
In the top of the ninth inning, ninety two percent
of the time they lose that game. If you put
all the factors in how many outs hony men on
who's pitching, that game goes to the home team ninety
(27:20):
two percent of the time, and they won. They beat
the odds, and I like to say that I'm with them.
I beat the odds as well. When I was born,
I was RH negative and my doctor gave me fifty
percent chance to live fifty to fifty. When I was born,
I had a blood transfusion when I was two days old.
They don't really do that in the nineteen sixties. It
(27:42):
was really touch and go, and I beat it. I
was like the Dodgers. I went back to back with
blood print transusions and I beat the odds. And now
I'm you know, I'm in my sixties and I'm still alive.
So if I die tomorrow, I beat the odds for
sixty fing years me the Dodgers dig dog with these
Dodgers all right, re live on CAFI KF I am
(28:05):
six forty is the Conway Show. Let's do quick whip around? Sammy?
You got the music for the the whip scheme, A
little whip around? Want do that? All right?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
This?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
I discovered why Toronto the played louder. There's it, go louder,
no taste. I discovered why Toronto their sports fans are
so pissed they always lose Game seven? The Toronto maple
(28:40):
Leafs have lost how many consecutive Game sevens in a playoff?
How many consecutive game seven's have the maple Leaves lost
in the playoffs? Sammy, let's start with you, your guest,
maple Leaves? How many? How many games? How many seasons
(29:00):
in a row have they lost? Game second? The Toronto
maple Leaves have lost blank consecutive game sevens? How many?
I'm gonna go with six? Six Krozier just I'm laughing
over maple Leaves. That's what they call him up there?
(29:23):
Ten ten, all right, Angel twenty twenty, Wow, all right,
belly o twelve twow got him? Ny No the record
seven they have the record seven man, maybe twenty.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
God deceptively stutter.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
It seems I don't know, Belly or I don't know.
Maybe y'all ask the guys.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
I thought this game wasn't about judging answers.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I you look deceptively like you have sports knowledge. You're
just deceptive with your sports them because you work for
the Lakers.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Yeah, but not for the.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Maybe yeahs Leaves. The Maple Leaves have lost seven consecutive
Game seven, so there you go. And now the Toronto
Blue Jays have lost in Game seven and they had
a ninety two chance of winning that game. And I
(30:27):
know you're thinking, oh, is this guy going to talk
about the Dodgers for three hours.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Yes, it's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
It's exactly what I'm doing. I have waited my entire
life for this. I have never in my life had
back to back championships with the Los Angeles Dodgers, and
I am going to celebrate them. And if you don't
like it, tune in tomorrow at four. No, we're gonna
do a couple of segments on this. All right, we
(30:55):
live on KFI AM six forty. If you heard this,
But Dodgers have won the World Series. The Dodgers, Your
Los Angeles Dodgers have won the world series Toronto Lost,
and here comes winter in Toronto. It's going to be brutal,
all right. Rely on on KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty
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