September 5, 2025 ⢠50 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's camp.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am six forty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeart Radio Apple Lamb.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Who's a.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
He's always going to movie premies in West.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, yeah, dig Dolly wants me a talk.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
But I'm and I.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Don't understand why you're you know, you do the cross
talk with John and Ken with Can yes and brought
up liquorice pizza and then but you didn't tell if
you were in it.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And He's like, I mean, I don't know, like a
comfortable way to tell everybody, you.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Know, hey, I'm in a movie.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
That's a mean, that sounds like a brag.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
And I will follow you around and you don't you.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Know, my grandmother would have said, like, like, give me
a brag about you, belly, and I'll be my grandmother.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Okay, I have the cutest dogs ever.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Uh more more about you personally, give me give me
like about your hair.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Hair is really fabulous, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
All right, all right, you're gonna be you. I'll be
my grandma. Okay, my hair.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Is so silky and smooth. Look at you, it's just
it's just very manageable.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Look at you.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
It's really nice.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
She would constantly say that look at you, yeah, like
if you complimented yourself, like wow, look at you know,
I can really you know, shoot hoops here, look at you.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Look at you nice.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
She never ever let you get away with complimenting yourself
a movie.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, okay, And this is by the way.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I went to the movie premiere of Liquors Pizza, Paul
Thomas Anderson's new movie, and I went with my daughter
and my wife and my sister. The four of us,
you know, drove over to Westwood, right, and we're gonna
go to Lamonica's Pizza before because I haven't had Lamonica's
in a long time, and that's some of the great
pizza in the world. La Monica's in Westwood's like really
(02:12):
real New York styles. Closer you get to like, I've
been there, real New York pizza.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
It's great.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
So I pull up and I'm ready for no parking.
You know, Westwood's a nightmare, right, you know, back in
the in the when I used to go there in
the seventies and eighties. Man, you drive around for forty
minutes looking for a parking spot, and we're gonna go
to Lamonica's. And I look over and there's a parking
spot right across the street from Lamonica's right, like Holly smokes,
(02:37):
this is like.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
This is to be the luckiest man.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
In the world.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So I pulled in the parking spot and I see this,
this guy, you know, walking the other way, and and
I and I look out and I and he's, you know,
already passed us. So I'm just looking, you know, behind him,
and I can't see who it is. And my wife said,
I think that's Paul Anderson. He's yeah, Paul Thomas Anderson.
(03:08):
And I said, no way, I mean he's not just
you know, his premiere is tonight. He's not just walking
around you know, Westwood. He probably has nine thousand guards
and all that stuff, and all these people wanted to
take photographs of.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Him, the limos dropping him off.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, but he's not that kind of guy. So so
Jennifer yells out the window. She's like, hey, Paul, And
he turns around and he's with Cooper Hoffman, the star
of the show, the star of the movie. Right, him
and Alana Haimer are the two stars of the movie.
And so Paul Anderson this world, you know, Academy Award winning,
(03:47):
you know, Canademy More nominated director you know, has had
you know, millions of great movies. He's walking by himself
with Cooper Hoffman to the premiere. He parked down the
street and he's walked really yeah, and so I see him,
you know, I've known him since he was born. And
(04:09):
he's like, hey, why are you guys here? So early
I said we're going to go to Lamanicas he goes, yeah,
so am I. So we all just sat there. Lamonica's
you know, standing up eating pizza before this premiere.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
That's the kind of guy.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
He is.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Cool. So we go over the premiere and.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
It's great because it's one of those old it's the
Bruin Theater, right, the old Westwood Theater is like seven
hundred seats. The screen is like, you know, eighty feet
wide and forty fifty feet tall. It's a real major
movie screen. And it was supposed to start at six,
and it starts just a little bit after six, right,
a couple minutes after six. And there's no previews at
a screening, right or premiere, they'd just show you that movie.
(04:47):
And that movie starts, and man, is that an unbelievable movie?
Is it takes you back to the nineteen seventies. If
you grew up in the valley in the nineteen seventies,
you're going to go back and time for two hours
and change and and feel like you are you're back
in the nineteen nineteen seventy three. And it's a sensational story.
(05:11):
It's got you know. It just is a movie that
when you get home and I've never had this happen before,
you want to like go back the next day.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
It's like weird, Yeah, Like you get attached to the characters.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And I watched the movie premiere. Probably of the six
million people six million views it's had on lick on YouTube,
I think I'm maybe like ten thousand of them. I
just keep watching it over and over and over. But
it's a real it's a it's an unbelievable movie. I
don't want to give too much away, but Alana Haim,
who's the lead actress in that movie, has never done
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a movie in her life before. The co star, the
lead actor in the movie, Cooper Hoffman, has never acted
in anything in his life. And I bet when Paul
went to the studio MGM and said, I want to
do a movie, I want to do a forty million
dollar movie with two people you've never heard of and
have never acted, And they were like, yeah, out of here,
(06:08):
what's wrong with you? But this might change the way
Hollywood does movies in the future. I mean, if you
can get two of these, you know, really sensational. They're
whole people. They're not actors or actresses, they're just them.
And he captures it on film, and man, is it believable.
(06:30):
And then I didn't know this until I went to
the premiere, but a lot of Ham and her sisters
they they're in a band, right, I mean, not not
the movie, just in real life. They're musicians. And so
when you watch the movie and a lot of Ham
goes home and her dad's yelling at her, and her
sister's are making fun of her, and her mom is
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there in this old nineteen seventies house.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
That's her family.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
That's her real fans.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
That's a real fan.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
And the trailer he goes listen young, right, and that's
like Jewish accent.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Right, that's her dad.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
That's so cool.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
That's her mom, and those are his sisters.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Do you know how it came about that?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Alanna Heim and Cooper Hoffman or in how how they
got these parts?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Well, Paul directed the music videos for the Hame the
Hame Girls, Oh yeah, and so he knew them through,
you know, through directing their music videos. And then it's
uh Seymour Hamon's son. And he said, and and he
sat down, He's like, who's you know about that age?
(07:37):
Who's really charismatic? I don't care if they've ever acted
in their life before. And he said, he kept thinking,
Cooper Hoffman, He's got it. It's got to be Cooper Hoffman.
So he's taken Alana ham and Cooper Hoffman. Both of
them have zero experience on camera, never done a movie,
never done a walk on, never done a speaking role,
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never starred, and never ever had a movie camera on them.
And they spend sixty five days shooting this movie. And
she couldn't hang with her you know, she's very close
to their family, and she couldn't be with her family
for those sixty five days because of COVID, So she
had to, like, you know, she was in a hotel
by herself, only on the phone with her mom and dad,
(08:18):
probably exhausted, scared out of her mind doing a forty
million dollar movie for the first time, and man, it
is sensational. It really truly is. And I think in
the future a lot of these studios will point to
this movie Licorice Pizza and say, why do we have
to have so and so in it and pay him
five million? Why can't we pay this this girl three
(08:40):
or four hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
It also says something about his directing that you can
take unknowns so don't have a lot of experience and
get that kind of performance.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Out of it.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
And I imagine, look, I don't know anything about directing,
but I bet there are very few directors that could
do that.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Very few.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Did he act when he was younger.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I don't think so. I think he always directed and writes.
But everybody loved that movie, the entire theater. I know
a lot of people obviously associated with the movie, but
it's just such a warm feeling. It takes you back
to the nineteen seventies where we used to do more
with my grandparents than we did with my mom and dad.
But we went to Cleveland with my with my grandparents
(09:18):
some days on Sundays, and that's where the term Sunday
Sunday driver comes from. My grandfather just say hey, kids,
get in the car. We're going for a ride, and
we had no destination. We just drive around. We drive
to downtown Cleveland or Erie, Pennsylvania, or you know, past
Jaga Lake which is a big amusement park, and.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Wondering why we're not going in, right, but we just drive.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
We go to Mayfield, we go to the Amish, you know,
the Amish country and see the way the Amish live,
and we just get in the car. We drive for
three or four hours and then go home. There was
no destination. But I think that's what's so cool about
that generation is you didn't have to have big plans
and there was no social media, right, so you would
never see these things unless you went to see them
in person, and you know, go and see how the
(10:01):
amage lived and and you know, and you know, to
go to a supermarket in town where there's a lot
of Amish people and you ran in damage people. We
just did that to go shopping there, to see what
their life was all, you know, all about. And it
was really a cool time to be around, really cool.
And he's captured it. So if you were around in
(10:21):
the nineteen, you know, seventies, and you don't have to
necessarily grow up in the valley at all. This is
everywhere in America back in nineteen seventies where you know,
you went to school and you were a little bit
you know, you hung out with your stupid friends and
you didn't really get chicks, right, you know, you're sort
of a late bloomer. That's it's all in this movie.
(10:41):
It really is terrific and man as he captured it,
and I have a feeling that their very first movie.
I would be shocked, shocked to the deepest part of
my body if Alana Haim and Cooper Hoffman were not
nominated for Best Actor and Best Actress. I would be
(11:02):
shocked if that didn't happen. This is a movie that
I mean it up and I think it's getting one
hundred percent. I think it's maybe ninety seven percent whatever
on Rotten Tomatoes. But people are talking about it like
it's going to be a cult like a classic movie,
like it's going to be around forever, and people will
constantly look at it and say, look, these two people
have never acted before, and you can get a beautiful,
(11:24):
great performance out of them because it's just them, you know,
And I think, you know, reality TV did it for
and still does it, you know very well. You know
reality TV, even though a lot of it's scripted, but
it's just looking at a family and people want to
see reality and and and these these two kids are
are just fantastic. They really are. Just the subtle looks
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that they give and the emotion that that they that
they project on screen, especially Alana Haim natural, I mean
the natural how she could be sweet and funny and
vulnerable but also so really angry.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
You know.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
It's she has all those emotions, you know, which is
great for an actress if you want to, you know,
eventually grow up with somebody, you know, marrying somebody who
is all those crazy emotions.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Right, but baby, right mabe, I don't know right now
exciting but.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
No, I mean I'm saying just her character, but she
in person is the sweetest, most thankful person in the world.
I mean, when she's interviewed, it almost looks like she's
looking around for a hidden camera, like this whole thing
is a joke, imagine. And she is is so down
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to earth and such a sweet person that you see
it in the movie. Every single second she's on screen.
She is going to be an absolute superstar, like one
of the top actors in in the world in my opinion.
I really do believe so, I really think so.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
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Speaker 2 (13:04):
I always enjoyed this. As a matter of fact, in
some nights during the season, if it's a really late game,
you know, it's a Sunday night game, not Sunday night game.
It's like a Tuesday night, Monday night game. It's really late.
I can leave here at ten o'clock and it's only
the seventh inning. I'll drive to Dodger Stadium and they'll
let you in for free, and you just walk in
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and you can see the last ending and a half
or so. But I sent Krozier, Angel Bellio and Russ
I send you a video, yes, thank you, and how
to graft a tree by by and how how it
works and everything. And the second video I sent you
is the best. And you can literally grow and graft
trees by using what they call grafting balls that you
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put on current branches, and there's a whole process. You
need grafting powder to do it and everything. But you
can literally grow your own trees by putting a ball
around your occurrent limb of a tree. It takes about,
you know, three to six months, and then all the
roots will grow there. You cut the branch off, and
you got a brand new tree.
Speaker 8 (14:08):
I feel like.
Speaker 9 (14:08):
We've opened a window into your internet viewing rabbit holes.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Oh absolutely, I think you're right. I think you're right.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I'm I'm when I watched like YouTube or TikTok, I'm
constantly catching myself watching how things are made.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yeah, isn't that wild?
Speaker 8 (14:32):
I'm ridiculous like that.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Too, you.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I mean, I forget, you know, forget the like, you know,
the the comedy and the dancing and the craziness. And
they look at me videos anytime there's a video, and
every single one of them is a picture of a
guy or a girl and it's all about them.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Pass.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
They're talking you right, yeah, and every video is them
pass go on. There will be nothing of interest there
and no lessons none.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
But it's so, I I like how.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Toilet paper's made, or cars or electronics or whatever.
Speaker 8 (15:08):
Well, like a TikTok.
Speaker 9 (15:09):
What you're saying is like if somebody's making something, like
they're in their garage or a shed or something, right,
or they're.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Whittling something down I'm looking.
Speaker 8 (15:16):
At I've just mesmerized. I just gotta watch the while
and I know I could fast forward, but nope, I got.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
To see the process right.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
And here's my rule of thumb. Whenever the guy on
TikTok says wait till the end, I never wait till
the end. It's always horrible, nothing ever happens.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Yeah, yeah, more and more when you see that, wait
till the end.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, And then you're like, that'll be two minutes wasted
of your time. Move on when you see that. But
I saw, like how glass bottles are made, the machine
that makes the glass bottle, like coke bottles or pepsi bottles.
It's fascinating how well in unison it works in concert
with the other arms and pouring and how it all
works out. You know, it's it's that's totally I watched these.
(15:58):
I watched for like for twenty minutes on how coke
bottles are made.
Speaker 9 (16:01):
Look, I used to I used to work in a
warehouse back on the east coast of Maryland and it
was a direct mail distributor, so I worked in the
warehouse side. So I was the one that took all
the big palettes of stuff got on the forkliff and
I loaded up the big eighteen wheelers right, So I
wasn't a part of the other side of the of
the long vinyl curtains that you had to walk through
where they were actually putting all the bulk mail together.
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So all those machines and all the people that were
hanging out on those machines making sure everything was okay,
it was getting metered and it's got the I was
just fascinated by it. I'd get there in the morning
and I just hear that and I got down and
just watched them. I go, God, this is so cool.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
And it was like crap mail. It was all bulk mail.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I know, it's fascinating. It really is.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
All of my wife's friends, they're all, you know, like
a lot of them are blue collar workers that worked
in factories up in Oregon and Washington, and if you
know anything about Oregon Washington, a lot of it is
paper products, you know, with the trees. And there's a
friend of hers, Chris and Stephanie Smith, and Chris works
as a chip pusher in one of the big paper
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mills up there, you know, and he's pushing chips all
you know, wood chips all day long to be thrown
into machine where they're washed and steamed and turned into paper.
And you know, in the paper mill and he produces.
They produce toilet paper and paper towels. That's all they do,
you know, for glad paper towels or bounty or whatever.
It's all they do. And they produce millions of these things.
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And I said to Hi one day, I said, Buddy,
I said, I don't know if you can get me
in there right to see how toilet paper's made, but
I would I would love to sneak in there one day,
you know, put a hard hat on and just take
a tour.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Are there tours of the place? And he goes f you?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
And I said, wait what he goes, I know you
got a radio show in La. You don't want make
fun of me, and you gonna you're making fun of me?
And how it making paper towels? I said, no, no, I'm
fascinated by how things are made. And there's a paper mill.
I'm Warehouser is the paper mill across the river. And
it's a huge factory. It's hundreds of acres. It's probably
(18:04):
stretches two or three miles and they make paper products.
That's all they do is they make you know, paper products.
And I found that they were going to have a
tour of the place.
Speaker 8 (18:13):
Oh my good.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Right, And it was only two dollars to take the tour, right,
they just wanted to you know, I guess pay for
gas or whatever you know, the tour had or whatever.
And I wake up early one day and I'm going
across the bridge and I'm and I'm going to pay
my two dollars and take a tour. So I paid
the two dollars, run a little you know van with
a bunch of other people, and they drive us around
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Warehouser into the fourteen fifteen buildings and they just drive
us around the exterior.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
Oh no no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I'm like, no, no, no, I want to go in to
say I can. I can drive on this highway myself.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
So I want to go in.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
You two dollars. I didn't ask for a discount. I
want to go in that building. I can see what
it looks like from outside from where I live. I
want to go inside that building.
Speaker 8 (19:04):
That uh, that warehouse I worked at.
Speaker 9 (19:06):
It was basically it was actually two companies, but it
was all one big room, right, and the other company
was they were connected to each other basically. The other
one was a lithographer, so they had those huge, gigantic,
you know, eight.
Speaker 8 (19:18):
Foot tall rows of paper.
Speaker 9 (19:21):
So they would they would actually print on the paper
on one side and then after and then I'd also
be loading up all the envelopes and all the pa
the pre done stuff, and it would be the other
side too, And whenever any machine broke down, which it
always was, I would just sit there and watch the
engineers working on the machines.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
I want to get in there.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
It's fascinating. I mean, those are real jobs, you know,
These are people really producing. Yeah, but any of any
of that that stuff, you know, I used to I
went to Bowling Green, UH State University in Ohio, and
in Bowling Green was one of the Heinz ketchup factories.
And I got a tour of that place, and I
was so fascinated by it. On a Saturday, and I
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told the guys in the dorm about how I went
to the you know, Heinz factory and got a tour.
I took them all back on the next Saturday. I
took the tour twice in a week, Twice in a week.
I went through the Heinz Ketchup factory and it's the
it's also the factory that puts them in the little
packets in a little a little uh yeah, get one package. Yeah,
and I and you know, from the where the tomatoes
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are dropped off, to the ingredients, the cooking of it.
The smell of it is horrible, by the way, vinegar
and it's and it and it was one of the
great tours. I love the beer, you know, uh, you know,
like I took the Anheuser Bush Tour, you know, not
hundreds of times, probably about twenty times. Yeah, it's it's
great to see, how you know, and you have a
much higher appreciation for stuff on the shelf then after
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you see how it's made.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Absolutely, it really is cool.
Speaker 7 (20:44):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
We like that Mond, We like that mone every day.
But you know, they're busy, they got a million jobs
going on. Matt Muddy Smith is also not only does
a show on KLA C five seventy am Homi or
La Rogers. Bob also is the voice the play by
play guy for your Los Angeles Chargers and he's with us,
Matt Muddy Smith, how you Bob, big dog Buddy? And
(21:14):
that plane ride home from Kansas City after the Chargers
beat Kansas must have been everyone must have been on
cloud nine.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Well, I like, you know what, I like the analogy
being on cloud nine. I'm above the clouds. But yeah,
the planes are a little different during COVID unfortunately. You
know when I was flying around with them in twenty
eighteen and they went twelve and four. Yeah, those rides
were fun and people were running around and having a
popper too and having a good time. But to be honest,
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everybody just kind of stays in their seat and has
a mask on. And that's that, man, that's life in
the NFL in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Is it a seven forty seven? Is it a big
plane you guys take around?
Speaker 5 (21:57):
Yeah, I think we flew we flew home on a
I think we flew out on an eight three thirty
and we flew home on seven sixty seven. So they're
wide body jets. But yeah, they're you're still you know.
I was sitting next to Shannon Farren. She was all
geeked up because the Chargers won and then her forty
nine ers were playing the Packers. So that's kind an
I wish, Yeah, I wish I had something exciting to
(22:18):
tell you. Put it this way, Shannon, you'll appreciate this.
Before the before the Wi Fi kicked in, I was
watching the PBS documentary The Boys at thirty six, So
that's that's how exciting I am.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Wow on the play these days?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, Hey, what I catched the on your show on
your radio show, you know, how is your weekend? But
I'm not sure that it comes on at any specific time.
Is it just any time on Monday or is there
a specific time for it?
Speaker 5 (22:48):
It's usually at forty five of the first hour, so
like to day, we were backed up to two o'clock,
so it was on it like two fifty.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Okay, because I heard it today and that's one of
my favorite parts of the show and listening to radio.
I really wish that we had that idea. And I'm
still thinking about taking it from you.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
What a bad idea. And by the way, yes, I'm
eating because I just got done doing the Monday night
football broadcast for the UK. Wow, And I'm not eating it.
And this is a sad thing. Jim like this is
this is I'm saying this because it's almost cathartic for
me to say this and then you to back me
up on this. I can't tell you how many times
I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna start eating healthy.
(23:33):
I'm done with the burgers and fries because you know,
I just I'm working out, you know, I surf all
the time. I should be in really good shape. Instead
I'm just playing for the time and I just forgot
the dad boy thing going right, And then the chips
are down the driveter's calling your name, and next thing
you know, you're jamming a burger into your face and
(23:53):
eating the extra large fry and you're like, what the hell?
I just made this proclamation an hour ago, and here
I am again.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Well, you know, I will say that you and I
do have different regiments when it comes to your health.
Like you said one day that you try to eat healthy,
but the one thing where you break down and you
cannot tolerate them in the house without finishing the bag
are the peanut pretzels from Costco. Yes, right, And I
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thought I didn't say this to you at the time,
and I thought to myself, Wow, we do live sort
of different lines because the one thing I can't lay
off is that, you know, a gallon of Tito's that's
frozen in my freezer.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Well much like that's to me, that's a necessity, Like
that's not a luxury, Like I'm talking about things that
are luxury.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh I see, okay, but I feel bad.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Yeah, I mean, come on, like I didn't even mention that, like, well, yeah,
of course, you know these peanut butter pretzels, they're just
gonna get sucked back.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
They're there.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
But now I go ahead.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I'm the same way though, when it comes to like
the Costco granola bars. If my wife gets them, I'll
eat like literally like fourteen of them for breakfast until
I get sick.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Yeah. Oh no, they're granola bars. They're good for you.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah yeah, chips in them.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
I got another one for you because and this is
all just happening in the moment. This is me just
kicking things around with my pal.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Gone, wait, if I'm in the left lane and I'm
going eighty miles an hour, and I got someone straight
up my cooks, right, I'm not moving over. I'm doing eighty.
The only reason you want you're you're in my backside
is because you just want to go faster than new
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ever's in front of you, and double middle fingers to
you do an eighty, that's good.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Enough, right. If you want to do ninety, then get
around me.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Right, then you get to drive like an idiot because
I'm doing. If you go around me, there's another guy
right in front of me fifty feet or whatever, one
hundred and fifty feet, you're just gonna get behind him.
Wait those people, at some point.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
It's enough, right.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
The one thing that bothers me. Not a lot of
things bother me when I drive, because I drive like
a ninety year old now. But when people tailgate me
for some reason, that makes my blood boil.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
And I don't know why.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
I think it makes all our blood boil because because
they're challenging you. It's a challenge, right. I have decided
to park my hood in your trunk, and now it's
up to you. You're either gonna move over. I'm gonna
get my way, or you're gonna stay there and I'm
gonna infuriate you. Or if you really want to be aggressive,
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you do the old Oh I'm a box shin. You
think I'm gonna pass this car and you see this
little opening air, but watch that. I'm just gonna slowly
close that gap. So now you're stuck. Now you're stuck
between me and the car to my right, and you've
got nowhere to go, and you've got to either slow
way down to get around that car behind me or not.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
You're the guy that's man, right, And then people watch
the news and Alex Michaelson starts with local radio personality
shot on the four h five freeway, still looking for him,
still looking for possible reasons.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
And that's the damn Shane right twenty one right exactly.
You should be able to play these games, and you
should be able to play these games. And we get
angry and we get hot, but we love to drive
another day.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Oh, it's just the way of the world that that
should be the way it works.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Right.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Do you remember the old days where if you got
into a road rage with a guy and then it
was like literally like ten minutes later and you happen
to be in the stoplight next to him, the fight
didn't continue. You may look at him, he might look
at you, but the anger is over. Now the anger continues.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Yeah, they I remember and this was a little while.
Like the last time I had like legitimate road rage
perpetrated against me, I was with my whole family. It
was like ten years ago, right, So I got three
little kids. I'm in a Ford expedition and this guy
was so mad that the light had just turned green.
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So I pull out of this bank parking lot and
I'm blocking the right turn lane to get into the
third lane right to go straight. Sure I might have
blocked him for maybe, I mean maybe four seconds. And
he's so infuriated that he alters his route de tailgates
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me to the next stop light, and he's like, I
can see him in my rear view mirror. He's like
wave in his finger, like pull over, pull.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Over, Wow.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
So I don't pull over to the next slide, and
he pulls up alongside me and rolls his window down
and he's on the far side. So now he's yelling
at me through my wife, who's telling me, don't roll
the window down. Just just I'm like, I said, let's
see what he's got to say. So I rolled out
to the window and he's, you know, giving me every
every expletive and I'm gonna, you know, I'm gonna kick
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your tail and all this, all the curse words. The
three girls are in the back seat, and I just
keep going, what's that. I must have said what's that
five time before he figured out what.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I was doing, which makes me get angrier that you need.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
And he's getting hot, and finally he opens his car
door and he like gets out of the car, and
Terry's freaking out, and I just hit the gas because
the light turned green, and I pull away and it's
got He's left standing in the middle of the road,
and I'm like, you know, he's gotta feel completely stupid
by now, Like he has got to feel like the
dumbest human being walk into your right out standing outside
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of his car in a green light because I slowed
him down for all of between three and four seconds, right.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
And if the guy recognized that you had kids and
continued the fight, he's a huge a hole.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Exactly exactly what she did. He could totally see in
the car back all in car seats, wife in the front.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
As soon as there's kids involved, man, I back off
one percent, even if the guy you know, was shooting
a gun at me.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
But the last say this, like go ahead, yeah, the last.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Time I got out of my car. It was about
a year ago. Where I'm at it. I'm turning left
and a guy's honking at me because there's no cars coming.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
He goes, make the turn. Make the turn.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Well, what he didn't see is, because you know, I
have tend to windows, there was a baby and a
stroller in front of me and being pushed by his mom,
and he's honking and honking, And now the woman doesn't
want to come out the side of the car because
she thinks he might go around and hit her. And
so I get out of the car and I go
there's an effing baby in front of me. And he
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puts his head on the steering wheel and he gets
out of his car and he goes. Man, he goes,
I'm so sorry, he goes, I'm so stressed out. He goes,
I shouldn't have done that. This is a huge lesson
for me. I'll never do it again. Please accept my apology.
I'm like, wow, what planet is this?
Speaker 5 (31:14):
How about that?
Speaker 9 (31:15):
Right?
Speaker 5 (31:16):
But where am i?
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Am?
Speaker 5 (31:17):
I in Cedar Rapids, Iowa?
Speaker 10 (31:19):
What is this?
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (31:22):
I'll finish with this. And this is one of those
you know that you don't do, but you play it
out in your head and you're like, Ah, if only
I had thought of this in the moment. You know,
I am always in this and this is gonna sound
super corny, and I know that, but I'm gonna say
it anyway. Like, I surf every morning and it truly changes.
It has changed my disposition. I am in such a
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good mood every morning when I get out of the ocean.
For some reason, the saltwater does something to me and
it brings me peace and happiness. And I'm just riding
my cruiser bike, put my surfboard on, my surfbracks, smiling
and loving life. And the other day, as I'm riding
back up Ocean Avenue and Seal Beach, which is like
a twenty five mile an hour zone, right, but it's
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got a dotted line to separated it, so the cars
moved sometimes a little fast. This guy in this blue
Mustang gets so upset at this car that it's hard
to see the cars coming because there's cars parked along
both sides. You hear these people that drive these stupid
monster trucks, these pavement princesses that block you know, you
can't see anything. God forbid they ever, they ever used
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the truck for work or take it off road. But
so this woman is in this suv and she accidentally
pulls in front of him. She doesn't see him coming.
And I'm riding my bike and this guy freaks out
to a point where he goes on the wrong side
of the road.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Pulls up next to her and she comes to a
stop because she's scared, and he's just mfinger through the window.
It's like eight in the morning.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
And I catch up to the guy and he's sitting
on the side of the road and I looked at
him and I just kind of gave him this nodding,
you know, I shook my head in disapproval, and I was,
you know, it was kind of like one of those
what are you doing kind of looks. And I kept
pedaling and as I was paddled when I was as
I was peddling my bike away, I said, you know,
I should have stopped and just said, hey, dude, let's
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just string it out. Let's string this out. You pull
up alongside of her. What's the win? Like, where's the
win in all of it? Sure? What happens where you
come out of that situation and say, you know what
I'm glad I did that because this happened. Where is
the outcome, where somehow that becomes a victory?
Speaker 7 (33:33):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
But I think we all do that.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
We all every time we've had a road rage, we
we we second guess it and we play it over
and over in our minds forever. I mean, I can
tell you, you know, twenty years ago where I should
have got out of the car and I didn't. I
felt like a coward, and that happened twenty years ago.
Matt money Smith is by us from KLAC also The Boys,
their play by play guy for the Los Angeles charge.
Speaker 7 (33:56):
Of you're listening to Tim Conway jun you're under Yeah
from KF I am six forty.
Speaker 8 (34:02):
How many Bolo ties did you have? Did?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
I only have like three? But I didn't know why
I had three because they were all the same color.
You know, they're all black. But they did the big.
Speaker 8 (34:12):
Class fro yeah different.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah, Well the one class I had it was sort
of goofy. I felt geeky. It was a RAMS helmet
and so they're like, yeah, and like what you're into sports, Like, oh, hid,
could you tell your bulletized a RAMS helmet on it?
Like yeah, come on, man, come on girls, let's hit
the floor. Come on, yeah, let's go urban cowboys here. Yeah,
(34:37):
it was a lot of fun, you know, the good
old days.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
What the hell?
Speaker 2 (34:41):
But now it's over night? Although are these dance places
coming back? I mean, I guess we talked to who
is it?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Morgan?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Remember she filled in for you Bellio like about a
week and week maybe two weeks ago, and she said
she went out on a Thursday and went.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
To a club.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
I think she said she went to Hide.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
Yeah, that's where it was, right o man, I mean
that's Sunset. Sunset still full of clubs, and I mean
there's still a lot of clubs all over the place.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
But she said there were hundreds of people in there,
I believe. And then and the club was open till
like six am. You know people, people don't go out.
Those kids don't go out now until eleven pm at night,
or I guess a little redundant until eleven pm.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Yeah, we don't go out till really late. We start
our nights late.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
I'm belly on. Yeah, you're in bed on Sunday at eight?
What time do you go to bed on weekends?
Speaker 5 (35:35):
You know?
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Late?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah? Like what eight thirty.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yeah, can you get through a whole episode of sixty
minutes without nodding off?
Speaker 3 (35:45):
I actually can. It's the Hallmark movies that I doze
off during.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
I was telling Mark Thompson a an Ernie Anderson's story.
Ernie Anderson was the voice of ABC and Ford and Margarine,
and you know, he had the biggest voiceover career in
the world, and he was the you know, have you
driven a forward lately?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
You know that kind of thing.
Speaker 6 (36:11):
Yeah, but he was the reason I always try to
pump Tim for Ernie Anderson stories, just because I just
loved Ernie Anderson.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
He was the best.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
And Tim really did grow up with Ernie Anderson in
the Orbit because his best friend, I think, and they
came out here together is Tim's dad, Tim Conway.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Yeah, Ernie Anderson, my dad came out and tried to
make it in Hollywood together. And so I've known him
forever since I was born, and you know, six seven,
eight years after I was born, I was probably six
or seven when Paul Thomas Anderson was born and I
was at the house, you know, when they first brought
him home, where you know, that's the new kid, Paul Anderson.
And now he's going on to become this huge director.
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But hanging out with his dad was a lot of
fun because he was old school, funny as hell and
would bust people's balls all the time.
Speaker 6 (37:00):
He's got that voice.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Oh yeah, the voice is unbelievable. So I remember being
in a Dodger game and the you know, there's there's
ten people in a row, and Ernie Anderson was sitting
on the aisle. My dad was sitting next to him.
Then it was me, my brother, and then there's people
we don't know right in the aisle, and it bothered
Ernie every time anybody went up to the bathroom or whatever.
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You know, if you say excuse me, goes Jesus Christ.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
You know, yeah, because he's on the end. So every
time anybody wants anything, he is being bothered.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Right, So the guy at ten deep, we don't know him,
he's ten seats in. Every time the vendor comes by, peanuts, Pan, peanuts,
I'll take peanuts, and Ernie he's like Jesus Christ. Right now,
he's got to pass the peanuts down. The guy passes
the money down, gives it to the vendor, The vendor
gives the change, and the change goes all the way
down the you know, the row, and so every time
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he orders anything, you know, it takes three minutes out
of the game. Four minutes out of the game, right,
And so by the seventh inning, Ernie's had it. The
guy walks down chocolate malts, get your malts here, chocolate malts.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Carnation malts, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
And the guy says, I'll take two. They're like three
dollars each night. And Ernie he's like, got almighty, right,
So he takes the two malts. The malts go down,
and the guy says, I only got one hundred. You
got change, and the vendor goes, yeah, we got change.
So now the guy passes one hundred down, the one
hundred down, he gives it to Ernie. Ernie gives it
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to the vendor and he goes keep the eff and change,
and he splits. The vendor splits. Now this guy is
panicking and he's spranding, excuse me, parking and chasing the vendor. That's,
you know, for his ninety four dollars or whatever it was.
(38:53):
But man, it was still great. Without even looking up,
and he was he was watching the game and without
even looking at the vendor, gives him. The hunter goes
keep the evange. That was it, and he used the
whole effort. By the way, it doesn't matter, we can't use.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
It here, but oh he did anyway.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
And and so his son, Paul Thomas Anderson has this
new movie out, Liquor's Pizza that's getting great reviews.
Speaker 6 (39:16):
Yeah, and it opens and you have how many how
many scenes do you have? Two?
Speaker 2 (39:22):
But you don't see me in one? And I sort
of liked that one. I'm on radio and I don't
like a shuttle presence, I understand, right, Yeah, so if
you ever get in trouble, people go wait, nobody recognize you.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Right, all right, we're live on.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
But anyway, the Laker's Pizza opens on Friday, yes, the
twenty six, So if eight months ago, see, it's really
a kick ass movie, really terrific. And Paul's coming on
next week. Oh my god, yeah, he said he would
come on next week.
Speaker 6 (39:49):
Is it Tuesday's coming on?
Speaker 1 (39:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Oh that's the Pastathon.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Are you coming to the Pasta? Oh, the Pasta.
Speaker 6 (39:58):
If it's on a Tuesday, I can probably do it.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Good.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yeah, come on down. Yeah, Hey, we'll send a car
for Paul. Bring him down to Orange County.
Speaker 6 (40:04):
Right there you go.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
We would, I bet we would right down. I don't
want to have him to do it.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
He's yeah, he's got kids, and you know, I just
want to stuck in this crappy traffic man, keep the change.
Speaker 7 (40:18):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Can't I am six forty? It is The Conway Show. Yeah,
Thursday Night, the New Friday. No, maybe not.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Who knows anyway, you know, right when when you think
you would have problems or you think you're I don't know,
you know, maybe you think you're too big for your breeches,
my grandmother used to say. And you think you know
you got everything by the ball, right, because you got
it going on. Maybe you're like a hot YouTuber or
(40:53):
a TikToker, right, and you think you're gonna live forever,
and you got all these followers and you feel huge.
Let me try to bring you down just a bit
right with doctor Crepp from the Observatory, and I tell
you exactly how small you really are. Doctor Crupp. He
is the director of the observatory there in Griffith Park. Doctor,
how are you, sir?
Speaker 10 (41:12):
Well, I'm feeling very small and insignificant suddenly.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
I mean, we're all super duper small and insignificant. And
I'm not just talking about human beings. I'm talking about
our Solar system.
Speaker 10 (41:25):
You could even go better and say the whole galaxy
is tiny compared to the universe. We are specs. But
it's nice to be a spec, you know, how you
get the look and nobody holds you responsible for everything.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Have we made it, by the way, have we made
it to explore outside of our Solar System?
Speaker 10 (41:43):
No? The spacecraft, the two spacecraft are very close to that,
and somehow argued that in fact, they're just outside, particularly
the Voyager, and so that's it's possible that it's just
gone beyond the edge right now, it's the way you
define that's a little fuzzy. So I'm happy to say that, Yeah,
at least one spacecraft has left the Solar System, and for.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
That spacecraft then leave our galaxy is going to be
another couple of minutes.
Speaker 10 (42:12):
Yeah, yeah, I think you got time to make coffee.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
And how fast is that vehicle moving? Seventeen thirty thousand
miles an hour?
Speaker 10 (42:21):
Well, yeah, in fact, to get away from the Solar system.
You're you're really talking significant speeds like ninety six thousand
miles an hour. So I mean it's it's huge. And
then when you want to go even farther and even
even faster, the speeds kind of just keep increasing. Crazy.
(42:44):
We're moving, you know, through the Milky Way Galaxy at
about four hundred and ninety two thousand miles an hour,
and that's just going around the center.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Wait a minute, so Earth or is our solar system
moving that fast? Are the galaxy is moving that fast?
Speaker 10 (42:59):
No, we are moving that quickly through the Milky Way Galaxy.
At our position about two thirds of the way out
from the centers that you say our speed, how fast,
it's close to five hundred about five hundred thousand miles
an hour.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Okay, okay, so when you drive to Vegas at seventy
miles an hour, you're really doing five hundred thousand, seventy miles.
Speaker 10 (43:22):
Yeah, but that's just with respect to the center of
the galaxy. I mean, if you want to go bigger,
you're going faster.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Okay, All right now, I read this online and I
found a shocking but a full spacesuit that NASA uses
for their astronauts cost twelve million dollars.
Speaker 10 (43:40):
I didn't know that number, but it wouldn't surprise me
first that, well, you can't get them off the rack.
You know, they they are and they and they got
to perform. Uh so this is like a custom operation
and one that is very high performance. So that actually
sounds like a pretty good price to me.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
If it was even a hole the size of a
small pin on that suit, would the astronaut die?
Speaker 10 (44:07):
Yeah. I think they build them with a certain amount
of redundancy in it, but if it were completely penetrated,
that's absolutely the case. You would go into decompression fast
because a small leak would turn into a big leak
very quickly because the pressures are so great, indifferent and
you're a gone er just like that.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
So Earth is not going to be here forever. We
have a clock on this planet.
Speaker 10 (44:33):
Well the answer is, of course, yes, that's true. But
something like the Earth is going to be around for
quite a bit longer. We're just not going to find
it a very pleasant place to be.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
I see, Okay, we're going to be gone.
Speaker 10 (44:49):
That is inevitable. You know, if people look around and
it all sort of looks kind of nice and there's
an earthquake every once in a while, maybe a hurricane,
but it all kind of comes back. But the big picture,
you know, ultimately the Sun is going to turn into
a red giant. It's going to envelop the Earth and
nothing is going to survive on the surface or even
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beneath the surface, and it's just going to be a
kind of a rocky mess by the time that happens
in about seven and a half billion years.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Okay, so the Sun is about half about middle age
right now.
Speaker 10 (45:22):
Then yeah, yeah, it's about four and a half billion years,
and it won't start getting really a little wiggy for
maybe another four and a half billion years.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
And where did the where did the Sun get all
of its fuel? I know, when I drive my car
around for a week or two, I got to refuel.
There's no such thing about that in the in space.
How did how does the Sun keep producing fuel?
Speaker 10 (45:43):
Well, the Sun has, just like the gas tank in
your car, a limited amount of fuel. But it's this
it's a different kind of fuel. It is of course atoms,
and those atoms produce energy by being pushed together into
each other to make a different kind of atom. And
that's because of the high pressure and temperature in the
core of the Sun. But as time goes on, those
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atoms keep turning into other elements, and eventually they turn
as far as they can and the Sun runs out
of what you'd call burnable fuel.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
So the sun, the light that we see when we
look at the Sun, started at the core of the
Sun and worked its way to the surface.
Speaker 10 (46:24):
Yeah, that's really true, and that's profound a point that
a lot of people don't think about. But that's where
the energy is produced. And if you think about like
one little wave of a gamma ray or something produced
at the core, it's got to bounce its way out
through all of that material of the Sun and then
eventually reach the surface and then travel eight minutes to
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get us. Well, it takes a million years or more
for that original piece of energy to move through the
entire Sun to get to the surface of it.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Wait and wait.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
So when that fusion or whatever is happening at the
core of the Sun, that takes a million years for
that light to get to the surface and then eight
more minutes to get to us.
Speaker 10 (47:03):
That's right, And that's because there's so much material in
the Sun, and so there's not a straight shot for
that beam of say gamma ray energy, it can't go
straight out. It winds up being scattered back and forth,
and so it has a very indirect root before it
makes it to the surface of the Sun.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Are there any solid parts of the Sun? I mean,
if you had had a spacecraft that could stand that
kind of heat. Is there anywhere to land on the Sun?
Speaker 5 (47:29):
No?
Speaker 10 (47:30):
Not really. And when you talk about solid it's a
kind of a funny thing because the pressure and the
temperature deep in the Sun is of course extraordinary, and
that means that in a way that material is solid.
It's difficult to penetrate through it. You know, if you
had a shovel, you wouldn't be able to dig through it.
But it doesn't behave like a solid does. It behaves
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like a gas, even though it's very very dense, and
so you but even up at the service, which is
where I think you're talking about, if you know, if
you travel send a spacecraft there, there's nothing to land
on on the outer layers of the Sun. You'd just
be flaming up in vapor long before you even got
very deep in that atmosphere.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
So the Sun's going to burn out. All the other
stars are going to burn out. Eventually, space is going
to become pitch black.
Speaker 10 (48:19):
I'm afraid in the long run, that's true.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Okay, that's depressing, you know what, Well no, wait, no.
Speaker 10 (48:26):
No, no, it's only depressing if you think if you
think that that we're the we're the whole deal. I mean,
if that's what the universe is doing, you know you
got to kind of say, well, that's that's pretty interesting.
We get to be a part of that, even though
we don't like it personally.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
I think you're right, and and the universe is still expanding.
Oh yeah, okay, but you know what, real quickly before
we let you go, I'm ashamed of the private industry
in this country on your behalf, because when Jeff Bezos
decided to take a person to space, man, that would
have been a real kick in the pants for you,
(49:01):
a guy who spent his entire life studying space, and
instead he took his brother with a cowboy hat on.
Speaker 10 (49:10):
You know, if you've got the money for the ticket,
I guess you get to invite who you want. But
I'm with you entirely. Jeff Bezos should have invited me.
I think been in that capsule.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Would you have gone probably so probably all right, Well,
we're gonna start a gofund me and we're going to
try to raise one hundred and twenty five millions.
Speaker 10 (49:29):
You could go, you're just trying to get rid of me,
that's all. And there are a lot of others out
there with you too.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
In fact, I really appreciate you coming on. It's always
a pleasure and we'll talk to you again soon.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
And for me, thank you very much, just the joy
I really appreciate.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
What a great guy, man, And that guy looks exactly
the way he sounds. He knows all about space. He's
one of the great guests we've ever had on. He
still drives his original nineteen sixty eight Camaro. Nineteen sixty
eight Camaro. That's unbelievable. That's one of the great guys
of all time. And when that, you know, that observatory
(50:05):
finally opens up where you don't wear a mask and
you can enjoy yourself stop by.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
He loves to talk to people.
Speaker 7 (50:11):
Man.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
That guy's best.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
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Speaker 3 (00:15):
Who's a.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
He's always going to movie premies in West.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, yeah, dig Dolly wants me a talk.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
But I'm and I.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Don't understand why you're you know, you do the cross
talk with John and Ken with Can yes and brought
up liquorice pizza and then but you didn't tell if
you were in it.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And He's like, I mean, I don't know, like a
comfortable way to tell everybody, you.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Know, hey, I'm in a movie.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
That's a mean, that sounds like a brag.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
And I will follow you around and you don't you.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Know, my grandmother would have said, like, like, give me
a brag about you, belly, and I'll be my grandmother.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Okay, I have the cutest dogs ever.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Uh more more about you personally, give me give me
like about your hair.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Hair is really fabulous, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
All right, all right, you're gonna be you. I'll be
my grandma. Okay, my hair.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Is so silky and smooth. Look at you, it's just
it's just very manageable.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Look at you.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
It's really nice.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
She would constantly say that look at you, yeah, like
if you complimented yourself, like wow, look at you know,
I can really you know, shoot hoops here, look at you.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Look at you nice.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
She never ever let you get away with complimenting yourself
a movie.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, okay, And this is by the way.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I went to the movie premiere of Liquors Pizza, Paul
Thomas Anderson's new movie, and I went with my daughter
and my wife and my sister. The four of us,
you know, drove over to Westwood, right, and we're gonna
go to Lamonica's Pizza before because I haven't had Lamonica's
in a long time, and that's some of the great
pizza in the world. La Monica's in Westwood's like really
(02:12):
real New York styles. Closer you get to like, I've
been there, real New York pizza.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
It's great.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
So I pull up and I'm ready for no parking.
You know, Westwood's a nightmare, right, you know, back in
the in the when I used to go there in
the seventies and eighties. Man, you drive around for forty
minutes looking for a parking spot, and we're gonna go
to Lamonica's. And I look over and there's a parking
spot right across the street from Lamonica's right, like Holly smokes,
(02:37):
this is like.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
This is to be the luckiest man.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
In the world.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So I pulled in the parking spot and I see this,
this guy, you know, walking the other way, and and
I and I look out and I and he's, you know,
already passed us. So I'm just looking, you know, behind him,
and I can't see who it is. And my wife said,
I think that's Paul Anderson. He's yeah, Paul Thomas Anderson.
(03:08):
And I said, no way, I mean he's not just
you know, his premiere is tonight. He's not just walking
around you know, Westwood. He probably has nine thousand guards
and all that stuff, and all these people wanted to
take photographs of.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Him, the limos dropping him off.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, but he's not that kind of guy. So so
Jennifer yells out the window. She's like, hey, Paul, And
he turns around and he's with Cooper Hoffman, the star
of the show, the star of the movie. Right, him
and Alana Haimer are the two stars of the movie.
And so Paul Anderson this world, you know, Academy Award winning,
(03:47):
you know, Canademy More nominated director you know, has had
you know, millions of great movies. He's walking by himself
with Cooper Hoffman to the premiere. He parked down the
street and he's walked really yeah, and so I see him,
you know, I've known him since he was born. And
(04:09):
he's like, hey, why are you guys here? So early
I said we're going to go to Lamanicas he goes, yeah,
so am I. So we all just sat there. Lamonica's
you know, standing up eating pizza before this premiere.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
That's the kind of guy.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
He is.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Cool. So we go over the premiere and.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
It's great because it's one of those old it's the
Bruin Theater, right, the old Westwood Theater is like seven
hundred seats. The screen is like, you know, eighty feet
wide and forty fifty feet tall. It's a real major
movie screen. And it was supposed to start at six,
and it starts just a little bit after six, right,
a couple minutes after six. And there's no previews at
a screening, right or premiere, they'd just show you that movie.
(04:47):
And that movie starts, and man, is that an unbelievable movie?
Is it takes you back to the nineteen seventies. If
you grew up in the valley in the nineteen seventies,
you're going to go back and time for two hours
and change and and feel like you are you're back
in the nineteen nineteen seventy three. And it's a sensational story.
(05:11):
It's got you know. It just is a movie that
when you get home and I've never had this happen before,
you want to like go back the next day.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
It's like weird, Yeah, Like you get attached to the characters.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And I watched the movie premiere. Probably of the six
million people six million views it's had on lick on YouTube,
I think I'm maybe like ten thousand of them. I
just keep watching it over and over and over. But
it's a real it's a it's an unbelievable movie. I
don't want to give too much away, but Alana Haim,
who's the lead actress in that movie, has never done
(05:47):
a movie in her life before. The co star, the
lead actor in the movie, Cooper Hoffman, has never acted
in anything in his life. And I bet when Paul
went to the studio MGM and said, I want to
do a movie, I want to do a forty million
dollar movie with two people you've never heard of and
have never acted, And they were like, yeah, out of here,
(06:08):
what's wrong with you? But this might change the way
Hollywood does movies in the future. I mean, if you
can get two of these, you know, really sensational. They're
whole people. They're not actors or actresses, they're just them.
And he captures it on film, and man, is it believable.
(06:30):
And then I didn't know this until I went to
the premiere, but a lot of Ham and her sisters
they they're in a band, right, I mean, not not
the movie, just in real life. They're musicians. And so
when you watch the movie and a lot of Ham
goes home and her dad's yelling at her, and her
sister's are making fun of her, and her mom is
(06:52):
there in this old nineteen seventies house.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
That's her family.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
That's her real fans.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
That's a real fan.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
And the trailer he goes listen young, right, and that's
like Jewish accent.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Right, that's her dad.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
That's so cool.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
That's her mom, and those are his sisters.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Do you know how it came about that?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Alanna Heim and Cooper Hoffman or in how how they
got these parts?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Well, Paul directed the music videos for the Hame the
Hame Girls, Oh yeah, and so he knew them through,
you know, through directing their music videos. And then it's
uh Seymour Hamon's son. And he said, and and he
sat down, He's like, who's you know about that age?
(07:37):
Who's really charismatic? I don't care if they've ever acted
in their life before. And he said, he kept thinking,
Cooper Hoffman, He's got it. It's got to be Cooper Hoffman.
So he's taken Alana ham and Cooper Hoffman. Both of
them have zero experience on camera, never done a movie,
never done a walk on, never done a speaking role,
(07:58):
never starred, and never ever had a movie camera on them.
And they spend sixty five days shooting this movie. And
she couldn't hang with her you know, she's very close
to their family, and she couldn't be with her family
for those sixty five days because of COVID, So she
had to, like, you know, she was in a hotel
by herself, only on the phone with her mom and dad,
(08:18):
probably exhausted, scared out of her mind doing a forty
million dollar movie for the first time, and man, it
is sensational. It really truly is. And I think in
the future a lot of these studios will point to
this movie Licorice Pizza and say, why do we have
to have so and so in it and pay him
five million? Why can't we pay this this girl three
(08:40):
or four hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
It also says something about his directing that you can
take unknowns so don't have a lot of experience and
get that kind of performance.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Out of it.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
And I imagine, look, I don't know anything about directing,
but I bet there are very few directors that could
do that.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Very few.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Did he act when he was younger.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I don't think so. I think he always directed and writes.
But everybody loved that movie, the entire theater. I know
a lot of people obviously associated with the movie, but
it's just such a warm feeling. It takes you back
to the nineteen seventies where we used to do more
with my grandparents than we did with my mom and dad.
But we went to Cleveland with my with my grandparents
(09:18):
some days on Sundays, and that's where the term Sunday
Sunday driver comes from. My grandfather just say hey, kids,
get in the car. We're going for a ride, and
we had no destination. We just drive around. We drive
to downtown Cleveland or Erie, Pennsylvania, or you know, past
Jaga Lake which is a big amusement park, and.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Wondering why we're not going in, right, but we just drive.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
We go to Mayfield, we go to the Amish, you know,
the Amish country and see the way the Amish live,
and we just get in the car. We drive for
three or four hours and then go home. There was
no destination. But I think that's what's so cool about
that generation is you didn't have to have big plans
and there was no social media, right, so you would
never see these things unless you went to see them
in person, and you know, go and see how the
(10:01):
amage lived and and you know, and you know, to
go to a supermarket in town where there's a lot
of Amish people and you ran in damage people. We
just did that to go shopping there, to see what
their life was all, you know, all about. And it
was really a cool time to be around, really cool.
And he's captured it. So if you were around in
(10:21):
the nineteen, you know, seventies, and you don't have to
necessarily grow up in the valley at all. This is
everywhere in America back in nineteen seventies where you know,
you went to school and you were a little bit
you know, you hung out with your stupid friends and
you didn't really get chicks, right, you know, you're sort
of a late bloomer. That's it's all in this movie.
(10:41):
It really is terrific and man as he captured it,
and I have a feeling that their very first movie.
I would be shocked, shocked to the deepest part of
my body if Alana Haim and Cooper Hoffman were not
nominated for Best Actor and Best Actress. I would be
(11:02):
shocked if that didn't happen. This is a movie that
I mean it up and I think it's getting one
hundred percent. I think it's maybe ninety seven percent whatever
on Rotten Tomatoes. But people are talking about it like
it's going to be a cult like a classic movie,
like it's going to be around forever, and people will
constantly look at it and say, look, these two people
have never acted before, and you can get a beautiful,
(11:24):
great performance out of them because it's just them, you know,
And I think, you know, reality TV did it for
and still does it, you know very well. You know
reality TV, even though a lot of it's scripted, but
it's just looking at a family and people want to
see reality and and and these these two kids are
are just fantastic. They really are. Just the subtle looks
(11:47):
that they give and the emotion that that they that
they project on screen, especially Alana Haim natural, I mean
the natural how she could be sweet and funny and
vulnerable but also so really angry.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
You know.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
It's she has all those emotions, you know, which is
great for an actress if you want to, you know,
eventually grow up with somebody, you know, marrying somebody who
is all those crazy emotions.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Right, but baby, right mabe, I don't know right now
exciting but.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
No, I mean I'm saying just her character, but she
in person is the sweetest, most thankful person in the world.
I mean, when she's interviewed, it almost looks like she's
looking around for a hidden camera, like this whole thing
is a joke, imagine. And she is is so down
(12:42):
to earth and such a sweet person that you see
it in the movie. Every single second she's on screen.
She is going to be an absolute superstar, like one
of the top actors in in the world in my opinion.
I really do believe so, I really think so.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I always enjoyed this. As a matter of fact, in
some nights during the season, if it's a really late game,
you know, it's a Sunday night game, not Sunday night game.
It's like a Tuesday night, Monday night game. It's really late.
I can leave here at ten o'clock and it's only
the seventh inning. I'll drive to Dodger Stadium and they'll
let you in for free, and you just walk in
(13:26):
and you can see the last ending and a half
or so. But I sent Krozier, Angel Bellio and Russ
I send you a video, yes, thank you, and how
to graft a tree by by and how how it
works and everything. And the second video I sent you
is the best. And you can literally grow and graft
trees by using what they call grafting balls that you
(13:49):
put on current branches, and there's a whole process. You
need grafting powder to do it and everything. But you
can literally grow your own trees by putting a ball
around your occurrent limb of a tree. It takes about,
you know, three to six months, and then all the
roots will grow there. You cut the branch off, and
you got a brand new tree.
Speaker 8 (14:08):
I feel like.
Speaker 9 (14:08):
We've opened a window into your internet viewing rabbit holes.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Oh absolutely, I think you're right. I think you're right.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I'm I'm when I watched like YouTube or TikTok, I'm
constantly catching myself watching how things are made.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yeah, isn't that wild?
Speaker 8 (14:32):
I'm ridiculous like that.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Too, you.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I mean, I forget, you know, forget the like, you know,
the the comedy and the dancing and the craziness. And
they look at me videos anytime there's a video, and
every single one of them is a picture of a
guy or a girl and it's all about them.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Pass.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
They're talking you right, yeah, and every video is them
pass go on. There will be nothing of interest there
and no lessons none.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
But it's so, I I like how.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Toilet paper's made, or cars or electronics or whatever.
Speaker 8 (15:08):
Well, like a TikTok.
Speaker 9 (15:09):
What you're saying is like if somebody's making something, like
they're in their garage or a shed or something, right,
or they're.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Whittling something down I'm looking.
Speaker 8 (15:16):
At I've just mesmerized. I just gotta watch the while
and I know I could fast forward, but nope, I got.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
To see the process right.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
And here's my rule of thumb. Whenever the guy on
TikTok says wait till the end, I never wait till
the end. It's always horrible, nothing ever happens.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Yeah, yeah, more and more when you see that, wait
till the end.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, And then you're like, that'll be two minutes wasted
of your time. Move on when you see that. But
I saw, like how glass bottles are made, the machine
that makes the glass bottle, like coke bottles or pepsi bottles.
It's fascinating how well in unison it works in concert
with the other arms and pouring and how it all
works out. You know, it's it's that's totally I watched these.
(15:58):
I watched for like for twenty minutes on how coke
bottles are made.
Speaker 9 (16:01):
Look, I used to I used to work in a
warehouse back on the east coast of Maryland and it
was a direct mail distributor, so I worked in the
warehouse side. So I was the one that took all
the big palettes of stuff got on the forkliff and
I loaded up the big eighteen wheelers right, So I
wasn't a part of the other side of the of
the long vinyl curtains that you had to walk through
where they were actually putting all the bulk mail together.
(16:23):
So all those machines and all the people that were
hanging out on those machines making sure everything was okay,
it was getting metered and it's got the I was
just fascinated by it. I'd get there in the morning
and I just hear that and I got down and
just watched them. I go, God, this is so cool.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
And it was like crap mail. It was all bulk mail.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I know, it's fascinating. It really is.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
All of my wife's friends, they're all, you know, like
a lot of them are blue collar workers that worked
in factories up in Oregon and Washington, and if you
know anything about Oregon Washington, a lot of it is
paper products, you know, with the trees. And there's a
friend of hers, Chris and Stephanie Smith, and Chris works
as a chip pusher in one of the big paper
(17:05):
mills up there, you know, and he's pushing chips all
you know, wood chips all day long to be thrown
into machine where they're washed and steamed and turned into paper.
And you know, in the paper mill and he produces.
They produce toilet paper and paper towels. That's all they do,
you know, for glad paper towels or bounty or whatever.
It's all they do. And they produce millions of these things.
(17:27):
And I said to Hi one day, I said, Buddy,
I said, I don't know if you can get me
in there right to see how toilet paper's made, but
I would I would love to sneak in there one day,
you know, put a hard hat on and just take
a tour.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Are there tours of the place? And he goes f you?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
And I said, wait what he goes, I know you
got a radio show in La. You don't want make
fun of me, and you gonna you're making fun of me?
And how it making paper towels? I said, no, no, I'm
fascinated by how things are made. And there's a paper mill.
I'm Warehouser is the paper mill across the river. And
it's a huge factory. It's hundreds of acres. It's probably
(18:04):
stretches two or three miles and they make paper products.
That's all they do is they make you know, paper products.
And I found that they were going to have a
tour of the place.
Speaker 8 (18:13):
Oh my good.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Right, And it was only two dollars to take the tour, right,
they just wanted to you know, I guess pay for
gas or whatever you know, the tour had or whatever.
And I wake up early one day and I'm going
across the bridge and I'm and I'm going to pay
my two dollars and take a tour. So I paid
the two dollars, run a little you know van with
a bunch of other people, and they drive us around
(18:36):
Warehouser into the fourteen fifteen buildings and they just drive
us around the exterior.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
Oh no no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I'm like, no, no, no, I want to go in to
say I can. I can drive on this highway myself.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
So I want to go in.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
You two dollars. I didn't ask for a discount. I
want to go in that building. I can see what
it looks like from outside from where I live. I
want to go inside that building.
Speaker 8 (19:04):
That uh, that warehouse I worked at.
Speaker 9 (19:06):
It was basically it was actually two companies, but it
was all one big room, right, and the other company
was they were connected to each other basically. The other
one was a lithographer, so they had those huge, gigantic,
you know, eight.
Speaker 8 (19:18):
Foot tall rows of paper.
Speaker 9 (19:21):
So they would they would actually print on the paper
on one side and then after and then I'd also
be loading up all the envelopes and all the pa
the pre done stuff, and it would be the other
side too, And whenever any machine broke down, which it
always was, I would just sit there and watch the
engineers working on the machines.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
I want to get in there.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
It's fascinating. I mean, those are real jobs, you know,
These are people really producing. Yeah, but any of any
of that that stuff, you know, I used to I
went to Bowling Green, UH State University in Ohio, and
in Bowling Green was one of the Heinz ketchup factories.
And I got a tour of that place, and I
was so fascinated by it. On a Saturday, and I
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told the guys in the dorm about how I went
to the you know, Heinz factory and got a tour.
I took them all back on the next Saturday. I
took the tour twice in a week, Twice in a week.
I went through the Heinz Ketchup factory and it's the
it's also the factory that puts them in the little
packets in a little a little uh yeah, get one package. Yeah,
and I and you know, from the where the tomatoes
(20:19):
are dropped off, to the ingredients, the cooking of it.
The smell of it is horrible, by the way, vinegar
and it's and it and it was one of the
great tours. I love the beer, you know, uh, you know,
like I took the Anheuser Bush Tour, you know, not
hundreds of times, probably about twenty times. Yeah, it's it's
great to see, how you know, and you have a
much higher appreciation for stuff on the shelf then after
(20:42):
you see how it's made.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Absolutely, it really is cool.
Speaker 7 (20:44):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
We like that Mond, We like that mone every day.
But you know, they're busy, they got a million jobs
going on. Matt Muddy Smith is also not only does
a show on KLA C five seventy am Homi or
La Rogers. Bob also is the voice the play by
play guy for your Los Angeles Chargers and he's with us,
Matt Muddy Smith, how you Bob, big dog Buddy? And
(21:14):
that plane ride home from Kansas City after the Chargers
beat Kansas must have been everyone must have been on
cloud nine.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Well, I like, you know what, I like the analogy
being on cloud nine. I'm above the clouds. But yeah,
the planes are a little different during COVID unfortunately. You
know when I was flying around with them in twenty
eighteen and they went twelve and four. Yeah, those rides
were fun and people were running around and having a
popper too and having a good time. But to be honest,
(21:45):
everybody just kind of stays in their seat and has
a mask on. And that's that, man, that's life in
the NFL in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Is it a seven forty seven? Is it a big
plane you guys take around?
Speaker 5 (21:57):
Yeah, I think we flew we flew home on a
I think we flew out on an eight three thirty
and we flew home on seven sixty seven. So they're
wide body jets. But yeah, they're you're still you know.
I was sitting next to Shannon Farren. She was all
geeked up because the Chargers won and then her forty
nine ers were playing the Packers. So that's kind an
I wish, Yeah, I wish I had something exciting to
(22:18):
tell you. Put it this way, Shannon, you'll appreciate this.
Before the before the Wi Fi kicked in, I was
watching the PBS documentary The Boys at thirty six, So
that's that's how exciting I am.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Wow on the play these days?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, Hey, what I catched the on your show on
your radio show, you know, how is your weekend? But
I'm not sure that it comes on at any specific time.
Is it just any time on Monday or is there
a specific time for it?
Speaker 5 (22:48):
It's usually at forty five of the first hour, so
like to day, we were backed up to two o'clock,
so it was on it like two fifty.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Okay, because I heard it today and that's one of
my favorite parts of the show and listening to radio.
I really wish that we had that idea. And I'm
still thinking about taking it from you.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
What a bad idea. And by the way, yes, I'm
eating because I just got done doing the Monday night
football broadcast for the UK. Wow, And I'm not eating it.
And this is a sad thing. Jim like this is
this is I'm saying this because it's almost cathartic for
me to say this and then you to back me
up on this. I can't tell you how many times
I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna start eating healthy.
(23:33):
I'm done with the burgers and fries because you know,
I just I'm working out, you know, I surf all
the time. I should be in really good shape. Instead
I'm just playing for the time and I just forgot
the dad boy thing going right, And then the chips
are down the driveter's calling your name, and next thing
you know, you're jamming a burger into your face and
(23:53):
eating the extra large fry and you're like, what the hell?
I just made this proclamation an hour ago, and here
I am again.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Well, you know, I will say that you and I
do have different regiments when it comes to your health.
Like you said one day that you try to eat healthy,
but the one thing where you break down and you
cannot tolerate them in the house without finishing the bag
are the peanut pretzels from Costco. Yes, right, And I
(24:23):
thought I didn't say this to you at the time,
and I thought to myself, Wow, we do live sort
of different lines because the one thing I can't lay
off is that, you know, a gallon of Tito's that's
frozen in my freezer.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Well much like that's to me, that's a necessity, Like
that's not a luxury, Like I'm talking about things that
are luxury.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh I see, okay, but I feel bad.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Yeah, I mean, come on, like I didn't even mention that, like, well, yeah,
of course, you know these peanut butter pretzels, they're just
gonna get sucked back.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
They're there.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
But now I go ahead.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I'm the same way though, when it comes to like
the Costco granola bars. If my wife gets them, I'll
eat like literally like fourteen of them for breakfast until
I get sick.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Yeah. Oh no, they're granola bars. They're good for you.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah yeah, chips in them.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
I got another one for you because and this is
all just happening in the moment. This is me just
kicking things around with my pal.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Gone, wait, if I'm in the left lane and I'm
going eighty miles an hour, and I got someone straight
up my cooks, right, I'm not moving over. I'm doing eighty.
The only reason you want you're you're in my backside
is because you just want to go faster than new
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ever's in front of you, and double middle fingers to
you do an eighty, that's good.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Enough, right. If you want to do ninety, then get
around me.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Right, then you get to drive like an idiot because
I'm doing. If you go around me, there's another guy
right in front of me fifty feet or whatever, one
hundred and fifty feet, you're just gonna get behind him.
Wait those people, at some point.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
It's enough, right.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
The one thing that bothers me. Not a lot of
things bother me when I drive, because I drive like
a ninety year old now. But when people tailgate me
for some reason, that makes my blood boil.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
And I don't know why.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
I think it makes all our blood boil because because
they're challenging you. It's a challenge, right. I have decided
to park my hood in your trunk, and now it's
up to you. You're either gonna move over. I'm gonna
get my way, or you're gonna stay there and I'm
gonna infuriate you. Or if you really want to be aggressive,
(26:53):
you do the old Oh I'm a box shin. You
think I'm gonna pass this car and you see this
little opening air, but watch that. I'm just gonna slowly
close that gap. So now you're stuck. Now you're stuck
between me and the car to my right, and you've
got nowhere to go, and you've got to either slow
way down to get around that car behind me or not.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
You're the guy that's man, right, And then people watch
the news and Alex Michaelson starts with local radio personality
shot on the four h five freeway, still looking for him,
still looking for possible reasons.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
And that's the damn Shane right twenty one right exactly.
You should be able to play these games, and you
should be able to play these games. And we get
angry and we get hot, but we love to drive
another day.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Oh, it's just the way of the world that that
should be the way it works.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Right.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Do you remember the old days where if you got
into a road rage with a guy and then it
was like literally like ten minutes later and you happen
to be in the stoplight next to him, the fight
didn't continue. You may look at him, he might look
at you, but the anger is over. Now the anger continues.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Yeah, they I remember and this was a little while.
Like the last time I had like legitimate road rage
perpetrated against me, I was with my whole family. It
was like ten years ago, right, So I got three
little kids. I'm in a Ford expedition and this guy
was so mad that the light had just turned green.
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So I pull out of this bank parking lot and
I'm blocking the right turn lane to get into the
third lane right to go straight. Sure I might have
blocked him for maybe, I mean maybe four seconds. And
he's so infuriated that he alters his route de tailgates
(28:48):
me to the next stop light, and he's like, I
can see him in my rear view mirror. He's like
wave in his finger, like pull over, pull.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Over, Wow.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
So I don't pull over to the next slide, and
he pulls up alongside me and rolls his window down
and he's on the far side. So now he's yelling
at me through my wife, who's telling me, don't roll
the window down. Just just I'm like, I said, let's
see what he's got to say. So I rolled out
to the window and he's, you know, giving me every
every expletive and I'm gonna, you know, I'm gonna kick
(29:20):
your tail and all this, all the curse words. The
three girls are in the back seat, and I just
keep going, what's that. I must have said what's that
five time before he figured out what.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I was doing, which makes me get angrier that you need.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
And he's getting hot, and finally he opens his car
door and he like gets out of the car, and
Terry's freaking out, and I just hit the gas because
the light turned green, and I pull away and it's
got He's left standing in the middle of the road,
and I'm like, you know, he's gotta feel completely stupid
by now, Like he has got to feel like the
dumbest human being walk into your right out standing outside
(30:01):
of his car in a green light because I slowed
him down for all of between three and four seconds, right.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
And if the guy recognized that you had kids and
continued the fight, he's a huge a hole.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Exactly exactly what she did. He could totally see in
the car back all in car seats, wife in the front.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
As soon as there's kids involved, man, I back off
one percent, even if the guy you know, was shooting
a gun at me.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
But the last say this, like go ahead, yeah, the last.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Time I got out of my car. It was about
a year ago. Where I'm at it. I'm turning left
and a guy's honking at me because there's no cars coming.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
He goes, make the turn. Make the turn.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Well, what he didn't see is, because you know, I
have tend to windows, there was a baby and a
stroller in front of me and being pushed by his mom,
and he's honking and honking, And now the woman doesn't
want to come out the side of the car because
she thinks he might go around and hit her. And
so I get out of the car and I go
there's an effing baby in front of me. And he
(31:00):
puts his head on the steering wheel and he gets
out of his car and he goes. Man, he goes,
I'm so sorry, he goes, I'm so stressed out. He goes,
I shouldn't have done that. This is a huge lesson
for me. I'll never do it again. Please accept my apology.
I'm like, wow, what planet is this?
Speaker 5 (31:14):
How about that?
Speaker 9 (31:15):
Right?
Speaker 5 (31:16):
But where am i?
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Am?
Speaker 5 (31:17):
I in Cedar Rapids, Iowa?
Speaker 10 (31:19):
What is this?
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (31:22):
I'll finish with this. And this is one of those
you know that you don't do, but you play it
out in your head and you're like, Ah, if only
I had thought of this in the moment. You know,
I am always in this and this is gonna sound
super corny, and I know that, but I'm gonna say
it anyway. Like, I surf every morning and it truly changes.
It has changed my disposition. I am in such a
(31:42):
good mood every morning when I get out of the ocean.
For some reason, the saltwater does something to me and
it brings me peace and happiness. And I'm just riding
my cruiser bike, put my surfboard on, my surfbracks, smiling
and loving life. And the other day, as I'm riding
back up Ocean Avenue and Seal Beach, which is like
a twenty five mile an hour zone, right, but it's
(32:03):
got a dotted line to separated it, so the cars
moved sometimes a little fast. This guy in this blue
Mustang gets so upset at this car that it's hard
to see the cars coming because there's cars parked along
both sides. You hear these people that drive these stupid
monster trucks, these pavement princesses that block you know, you
can't see anything. God forbid they ever, they ever used
(32:25):
the truck for work or take it off road. But
so this woman is in this suv and she accidentally
pulls in front of him. She doesn't see him coming.
And I'm riding my bike and this guy freaks out
to a point where he goes on the wrong side
of the road.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Pulls up next to her and she comes to a
stop because she's scared, and he's just mfinger through the window.
It's like eight in the morning.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
And I catch up to the guy and he's sitting
on the side of the road and I looked at
him and I just kind of gave him this nodding,
you know, I shook my head in disapproval, and I was,
you know, it was kind of like one of those
what are you doing kind of looks. And I kept
pedaling and as I was paddled when I was as
I was peddling my bike away, I said, you know,
I should have stopped and just said, hey, dude, let's
(33:16):
just string it out. Let's string this out. You pull
up alongside of her. What's the win? Like, where's the
win in all of it? Sure? What happens where you
come out of that situation and say, you know what
I'm glad I did that because this happened. Where is
the outcome, where somehow that becomes a victory?
Speaker 7 (33:33):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
But I think we all do that.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
We all every time we've had a road rage, we
we we second guess it and we play it over
and over in our minds forever. I mean, I can
tell you, you know, twenty years ago where I should
have got out of the car and I didn't. I
felt like a coward, and that happened twenty years ago.
Matt money Smith is by us from KLAC also The Boys,
their play by play guy for the Los Angeles charge.
Speaker 7 (33:56):
Of you're listening to Tim Conway jun you're under Yeah
from KF I am six forty.
Speaker 8 (34:02):
How many Bolo ties did you have? Did?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
I only have like three? But I didn't know why
I had three because they were all the same color.
You know, they're all black. But they did the big.
Speaker 8 (34:12):
Class fro yeah different.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah, Well the one class I had it was sort
of goofy. I felt geeky. It was a RAMS helmet
and so they're like, yeah, and like what you're into sports, Like, oh, hid,
could you tell your bulletized a RAMS helmet on it?
Like yeah, come on, man, come on girls, let's hit
the floor. Come on, yeah, let's go urban cowboys here. Yeah,
(34:37):
it was a lot of fun, you know, the good
old days.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
What the hell?
Speaker 2 (34:41):
But now it's over night? Although are these dance places
coming back? I mean, I guess we talked to who
is it?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Morgan?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Remember she filled in for you Bellio like about a
week and week maybe two weeks ago, and she said
she went out on a Thursday and went.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
To a club.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
I think she said she went to Hide.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
Yeah, that's where it was, right o man, I mean
that's Sunset. Sunset still full of clubs, and I mean
there's still a lot of clubs all over the place.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
But she said there were hundreds of people in there,
I believe. And then and the club was open till
like six am. You know people, people don't go out.
Those kids don't go out now until eleven pm at night,
or I guess a little redundant until eleven pm.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Yeah, we don't go out till really late. We start
our nights late.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
I'm belly on. Yeah, you're in bed on Sunday at eight?
What time do you go to bed on weekends?
Speaker 5 (35:35):
You know?
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Late?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah? Like what eight thirty.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yeah, can you get through a whole episode of sixty
minutes without nodding off?
Speaker 3 (35:45):
I actually can. It's the Hallmark movies that I doze
off during.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
I was telling Mark Thompson a an Ernie Anderson's story.
Ernie Anderson was the voice of ABC and Ford and Margarine,
and you know, he had the biggest voiceover career in
the world, and he was the you know, have you
driven a forward lately?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
You know that kind of thing.
Speaker 6 (36:11):
Yeah, but he was the reason I always try to
pump Tim for Ernie Anderson stories, just because I just
loved Ernie Anderson.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
He was the best.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
And Tim really did grow up with Ernie Anderson in
the Orbit because his best friend, I think, and they
came out here together is Tim's dad, Tim Conway.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Yeah, Ernie Anderson, my dad came out and tried to
make it in Hollywood together. And so I've known him
forever since I was born, and you know, six seven,
eight years after I was born, I was probably six
or seven when Paul Thomas Anderson was born and I
was at the house, you know, when they first brought
him home, where you know, that's the new kid, Paul Anderson.
And now he's going on to become this huge director.
(36:49):
But hanging out with his dad was a lot of
fun because he was old school, funny as hell and
would bust people's balls all the time.
Speaker 6 (37:00):
He's got that voice.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Oh yeah, the voice is unbelievable. So I remember being
in a Dodger game and the you know, there's there's
ten people in a row, and Ernie Anderson was sitting
on the aisle. My dad was sitting next to him.
Then it was me, my brother, and then there's people
we don't know right in the aisle, and it bothered
Ernie every time anybody went up to the bathroom or whatever.
(37:23):
You know, if you say excuse me, goes Jesus Christ.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
You know, yeah, because he's on the end. So every
time anybody wants anything, he is being bothered.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Right, So the guy at ten deep, we don't know him,
he's ten seats in. Every time the vendor comes by, peanuts, Pan, peanuts,
I'll take peanuts, and Ernie he's like Jesus Christ. Right now,
he's got to pass the peanuts down. The guy passes
the money down, gives it to the vendor, The vendor
gives the change, and the change goes all the way
down the you know, the row, and so every time
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he orders anything, you know, it takes three minutes out
of the game. Four minutes out of the game, right,
And so by the seventh inning, Ernie's had it. The
guy walks down chocolate malts, get your malts here, chocolate malts.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Carnation malts, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
And the guy says, I'll take two. They're like three
dollars each night. And Ernie he's like, got almighty, right,
So he takes the two malts. The malts go down,
and the guy says, I only got one hundred. You
got change, and the vendor goes, yeah, we got change.
So now the guy passes one hundred down, the one
hundred down, he gives it to Ernie. Ernie gives it
(38:32):
to the vendor and he goes keep the eff and change,
and he splits. The vendor splits. Now this guy is
panicking and he's spranding, excuse me, parking and chasing the vendor. That's,
you know, for his ninety four dollars or whatever it was.
(38:53):
But man, it was still great. Without even looking up,
and he was he was watching the game and without
even looking at the vendor, gives him. The hunter goes
keep the evange. That was it, and he used the
whole effort. By the way, it doesn't matter, we can't use.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
It here, but oh he did anyway.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
And and so his son, Paul Thomas Anderson has this
new movie out, Liquor's Pizza that's getting great reviews.
Speaker 6 (39:16):
Yeah, and it opens and you have how many how
many scenes do you have? Two?
Speaker 2 (39:22):
But you don't see me in one? And I sort
of liked that one. I'm on radio and I don't
like a shuttle presence, I understand, right, Yeah, so if
you ever get in trouble, people go wait, nobody recognize you.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Right, all right, we're live on.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
But anyway, the Laker's Pizza opens on Friday, yes, the
twenty six, So if eight months ago, see, it's really
a kick ass movie, really terrific. And Paul's coming on
next week. Oh my god, yeah, he said he would
come on next week.
Speaker 6 (39:49):
Is it Tuesday's coming on?
Speaker 1 (39:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Oh that's the Pastathon.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Are you coming to the Pasta? Oh, the Pasta.
Speaker 6 (39:58):
If it's on a Tuesday, I can probably do it.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Good.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yeah, come on down. Yeah, Hey, we'll send a car
for Paul. Bring him down to Orange County.
Speaker 6 (40:04):
Right there you go.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
We would, I bet we would right down. I don't
want to have him to do it.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
He's yeah, he's got kids, and you know, I just
want to stuck in this crappy traffic man, keep the change.
Speaker 7 (40:18):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Can't I am six forty? It is The Conway Show. Yeah,
Thursday Night, the New Friday. No, maybe not.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Who knows anyway, you know, right when when you think
you would have problems or you think you're I don't know,
you know, maybe you think you're too big for your breeches,
my grandmother used to say. And you think you know
you got everything by the ball, right, because you got
it going on. Maybe you're like a hot YouTuber or
(40:53):
a TikToker, right, and you think you're gonna live forever,
and you got all these followers and you feel huge.
Let me try to bring you down just a bit
right with doctor Crepp from the Observatory, and I tell
you exactly how small you really are. Doctor Crupp. He
is the director of the observatory there in Griffith Park. Doctor,
how are you, sir?
Speaker 10 (41:12):
Well, I'm feeling very small and insignificant suddenly.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
I mean, we're all super duper small and insignificant. And
I'm not just talking about human beings. I'm talking about
our Solar system.
Speaker 10 (41:25):
You could even go better and say the whole galaxy
is tiny compared to the universe. We are specs. But
it's nice to be a spec, you know, how you
get the look and nobody holds you responsible for everything.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Have we made it, by the way, have we made
it to explore outside of our Solar System?
Speaker 10 (41:43):
No? The spacecraft, the two spacecraft are very close to that,
and somehow argued that in fact, they're just outside, particularly
the Voyager, and so that's it's possible that it's just
gone beyond the edge right now, it's the way you
define that's a little fuzzy. So I'm happy to say that, Yeah,
at least one spacecraft has left the Solar System, and for.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
That spacecraft then leave our galaxy is going to be
another couple of minutes.
Speaker 10 (42:12):
Yeah, yeah, I think you got time to make coffee.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
And how fast is that vehicle moving? Seventeen thirty thousand
miles an hour?
Speaker 10 (42:21):
Well, yeah, in fact, to get away from the Solar system.
You're you're really talking significant speeds like ninety six thousand
miles an hour. So I mean it's it's huge. And
then when you want to go even farther and even
even faster, the speeds kind of just keep increasing. Crazy.
(42:44):
We're moving, you know, through the Milky Way Galaxy at
about four hundred and ninety two thousand miles an hour,
and that's just going around the center.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Wait a minute, so Earth or is our solar system
moving that fast? Are the galaxy is moving that fast?
Speaker 10 (42:59):
No, we are moving that quickly through the Milky Way Galaxy.
At our position about two thirds of the way out
from the centers that you say our speed, how fast,
it's close to five hundred about five hundred thousand miles
an hour.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Okay, okay, so when you drive to Vegas at seventy
miles an hour, you're really doing five hundred thousand, seventy miles.
Speaker 10 (43:22):
Yeah, but that's just with respect to the center of
the galaxy. I mean, if you want to go bigger,
you're going faster.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Okay, All right now, I read this online and I
found a shocking but a full spacesuit that NASA uses
for their astronauts cost twelve million dollars.
Speaker 10 (43:40):
I didn't know that number, but it wouldn't surprise me
first that, well, you can't get them off the rack.
You know, they they are and they and they got
to perform. Uh so this is like a custom operation
and one that is very high performance. So that actually
sounds like a pretty good price to me.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
If it was even a hole the size of a
small pin on that suit, would the astronaut die?
Speaker 10 (44:07):
Yeah. I think they build them with a certain amount
of redundancy in it, but if it were completely penetrated,
that's absolutely the case. You would go into decompression fast
because a small leak would turn into a big leak
very quickly because the pressures are so great, indifferent and
you're a gone er just like that.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
So Earth is not going to be here forever. We
have a clock on this planet.
Speaker 10 (44:33):
Well the answer is, of course, yes, that's true. But
something like the Earth is going to be around for
quite a bit longer. We're just not going to find
it a very pleasant place to be.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
I see, Okay, we're going to be gone.
Speaker 10 (44:49):
That is inevitable. You know, if people look around and
it all sort of looks kind of nice and there's
an earthquake every once in a while, maybe a hurricane,
but it all kind of comes back. But the big picture,
you know, ultimately the Sun is going to turn into
a red giant. It's going to envelop the Earth and
nothing is going to survive on the surface or even
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beneath the surface, and it's just going to be a
kind of a rocky mess by the time that happens
in about seven and a half billion years.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Okay, so the Sun is about half about middle age
right now.
Speaker 10 (45:22):
Then yeah, yeah, it's about four and a half billion years,
and it won't start getting really a little wiggy for
maybe another four and a half billion years.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
And where did the where did the Sun get all
of its fuel? I know, when I drive my car
around for a week or two, I got to refuel.
There's no such thing about that in the in space.
How did how does the Sun keep producing fuel?
Speaker 10 (45:43):
Well, the Sun has, just like the gas tank in
your car, a limited amount of fuel. But it's this
it's a different kind of fuel. It is of course atoms,
and those atoms produce energy by being pushed together into
each other to make a different kind of atom. And
that's because of the high pressure and temperature in the
core of the Sun. But as time goes on, those
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atoms keep turning into other elements, and eventually they turn
as far as they can and the Sun runs out
of what you'd call burnable fuel.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
So the sun, the light that we see when we
look at the Sun, started at the core of the
Sun and worked its way to the surface.
Speaker 10 (46:24):
Yeah, that's really true, and that's profound a point that
a lot of people don't think about. But that's where
the energy is produced. And if you think about like
one little wave of a gamma ray or something produced
at the core, it's got to bounce its way out
through all of that material of the Sun and then
eventually reach the surface and then travel eight minutes to
(46:45):
get us. Well, it takes a million years or more
for that original piece of energy to move through the
entire Sun to get to the surface of it.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Wait and wait.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
So when that fusion or whatever is happening at the
core of the Sun, that takes a million years for
that light to get to the surface and then eight
more minutes to get to us.
Speaker 10 (47:03):
That's right, And that's because there's so much material in
the Sun, and so there's not a straight shot for
that beam of say gamma ray energy, it can't go
straight out. It winds up being scattered back and forth,
and so it has a very indirect root before it
makes it to the surface of the Sun.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Are there any solid parts of the Sun? I mean,
if you had had a spacecraft that could stand that
kind of heat. Is there anywhere to land on the Sun?
Speaker 5 (47:29):
No?
Speaker 10 (47:30):
Not really. And when you talk about solid it's a
kind of a funny thing because the pressure and the
temperature deep in the Sun is of course extraordinary, and
that means that in a way that material is solid.
It's difficult to penetrate through it. You know, if you
had a shovel, you wouldn't be able to dig through it.
But it doesn't behave like a solid does. It behaves
(47:53):
like a gas, even though it's very very dense, and
so you but even up at the service, which is
where I think you're talking about, if you know, if
you travel send a spacecraft there, there's nothing to land
on on the outer layers of the Sun. You'd just
be flaming up in vapor long before you even got
very deep in that atmosphere.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
So the Sun's going to burn out. All the other
stars are going to burn out. Eventually, space is going
to become pitch black.
Speaker 10 (48:19):
I'm afraid in the long run, that's true.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Okay, that's depressing, you know what, Well no, wait, no.
Speaker 10 (48:26):
No, no, it's only depressing if you think if you
think that that we're the we're the whole deal. I mean,
if that's what the universe is doing, you know you
got to kind of say, well, that's that's pretty interesting.
We get to be a part of that, even though
we don't like it personally.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
I think you're right, and and the universe is still expanding.
Oh yeah, okay, but you know what, real quickly before
we let you go, I'm ashamed of the private industry
in this country on your behalf, because when Jeff Bezos
decided to take a person to space, man, that would
have been a real kick in the pants for you,
(49:01):
a guy who spent his entire life studying space, and
instead he took his brother with a cowboy hat on.
Speaker 10 (49:10):
You know, if you've got the money for the ticket,
I guess you get to invite who you want. But
I'm with you entirely. Jeff Bezos should have invited me.
I think been in that capsule.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Would you have gone probably so probably all right, Well,
we're gonna start a gofund me and we're going to
try to raise one hundred and twenty five millions.
Speaker 10 (49:29):
You could go, you're just trying to get rid of me,
that's all. And there are a lot of others out
there with you too.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
In fact, I really appreciate you coming on. It's always
a pleasure and we'll talk to you again soon.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
And for me, thank you very much, just the joy
I really appreciate.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
What a great guy, man, And that guy looks exactly
the way he sounds. He knows all about space. He's
one of the great guests we've ever had on. He
still drives his original nineteen sixty eight Camaro. Nineteen sixty
eight Camaro. That's unbelievable. That's one of the great guys
of all time. And when that, you know, that observatory
(50:05):
finally opens up where you don't wear a mask and
you can enjoy yourself stop by.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
He loves to talk to people.
Speaker 7 (50:11):
Man.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
That guy's best.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
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