September 1, 2025 • 28 mins
6:05- Costco Parking Part 1
6:20- Costco Parking Part 2
6:35-Trash Etiquette
6:50- Ambition Hang-up
6:20- Costco Parking Part 2
6:35-Trash Etiquette
6:50- Ambition Hang-up
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kf I Am six. You're listening to Later with Moe
Kelly on demand on the iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
App Happy Labor Day. We've got a sizzling Labor Day lineup. Yeah,
some fun moments from the show, perfect for listening while
you're stuck in traffic. All Right, A Costco a very
very competitive parking lot. You've got to compete if you're
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at Costco to get yourself a spot. You can't lollygag
in there and just hope you get a spot. You
got to be aggressive to get in there and get
that spot you want.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Dan bill Mann said he was punched repeatedly in the
face by a driver who wanted his parking spot. It
happened outside the Costco on Fostoria Fastoria Way, right.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
What happened to this guy? What happened?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
That's where we find katvu is Alyssa Harrington. She spoke
with the victim tonight about what happened. Alyssa, how is
he doing?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
That's right? You know, I got a chance to sit
down with him today. Two black eyes, a sore shoulder
and a hurt knee and injuries all over his face.
I want to warn you that some of the images
you will see in this story are graphic, feeling like.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
I got run over by a steamroller.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Wait, man, we have to have a disclaimer because the
guy's got black eyes.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I want to warn you that some of the images
you will see in this story are graphic.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Oh my god, where are we in life where we
have to warn viewers you're going to see a guy
with two black guys a little scratch on his neck.
I hope you can handle that. I hope that's not
too much for you. I hope it doesn't overload your senses.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I want to warn you that some of the images
you will see in this story are graphic.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Feeling like I got run over by a steamroller.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
You know, the only place you should hear that disclaimer
is in some of these Middle Eastern countries where they'll
just behead a guy in the in the street. You know,
they'll be arrested for shoplifting, and then they'll just take
his head off, where his arm off. I don't mind
that disclaimer there.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I want to warn you that some of the images
you will see in this story are graphic.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, like a guy getting his head lopped off or
stealing something. I get that I somewhat get that, but
a guy with two black eyes and a cut on
his lip. Get out of here.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Feeling like I got run over by a steamroller. My
whole body is sore.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Craig Blackburn of Danville said he was viciously attacked in
a Costco parking lot Sunday during an argument over a
parking spot.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, what happened, give me the details.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
This happened just before eleven thirty am at the location
on Fostoria Way. Blackburn said he had just finished shopping
and was loading up his car while eating a Costco
hot dog.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. Please
Please don't tell me you put all your crap in
your car and then you're gonna sit there in that
parking lot and finish off that dog. Please don't tell
me that that happened eating.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
A Costco hot dog when another driver waiting for his
spot got impatient.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'm with it. I'm that guy. I'm that guy. Yeah,
I'm not the hot dog guy. I'm the guy waiting. Hey,
get out of here, No, go out, you get no.
Costco hot dogs have never been hot. Yes, correct, at
any point in their career. Correct, they have never had
any heat on him at all. You don't need to
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chew swallowing move man, And you can eat a hot
dog while you're driving, or drive down the street and
park in the in the neighborhood under a shade tree.
They're the perfect eating driving food. That's right.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
How much time after you get back in your car
do you still get the parking space?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
A half of second?
Speaker 7 (03:31):
That's not fair making movements to getting the car movement.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
Sitting there doing anything other than getting that car ready
to go.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Out, get out of that parking lot. You're done. I disagree,
You're done.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Hurled some insults out the window and told him to
hurry up.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Oh that's me. I love this guy. I'm that guy.
Butt the f out of that spot, you hot dog
eating peg.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
This guy is sitting in his car and it says.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Some how many birds does this guy own? This guy
have like nine thousand birds? And wow?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
He says some things to me about yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Like get the f out of here with that hot dog?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
My weight in eating a hot dog?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah? Oh no, oh? Why would you admit that on TV?
Why would you just say the guy went after my race,
you know, or blame something else? Why would why would
you say, yeah, he called me a fat f and
told me to finish that dog classic. All right, very good,
(04:43):
We'll continue with this is a good story. It's Conway here,
best of on this Labor Day. Just read this. It's
Conway a best of on this Labor Day. It's Conway here.
I scoured thousands and thousands of shows to try to
find the perfect clips for you, by we couldn't locate them,
so you got these instead. Okay, it's our Labor Day
(05:05):
best of sort of, but definitely chosen just for you.
Happy Labor Day. The Costco parking lot is the most
competitive parking lot in retail. Everybody's pissed. Everybody wants to
get in there and get out. And there's some rules
about the parking lot at Costco that everybody should know.
You put all your stuff in your car, You put
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your shopping cart back in one of those corrals. Then
you get to your car, started and get out. You're
not to eat any of the food. You don't open
up the pretzels, the eight pounds of pretzels you just bought. Nothing.
You don't get on your phone, you don't check your messages.
You get in your car and you move and you
get out of that parking lot, and man is it vicious.
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In that parking lot. You can do an entire show,
you know, like that cart narks, I'm surprised he hasn't
done Costco yet. You can do an entire show unjust
the raw anger in that parking lot. People are pissed.
They're angry as hell. And especially in that Costco parking lot.
Walmart bigger parking lots, more of a casual crew. They're
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not paying to shop there, and so that irritates people
that they have to pay to shop at Costco. And
when you get to Costco, you walk in. Usually you
walk into electronics. The TVs, the cameras and all that
crap are usually right there, and then boom you make.
You make a run for the chickens back in the
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in the back, you make a left paper products, and
then you make a run for the cash registers. But
it goes in an informal, unspoken circle. It goes counter
clockwise from when you get into Costco, straight back, quick left,
straightforward to the cashier. It runs in a counter clockwise fashion.
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In most Costcos. Don't swim upstream. If you're in liquor
and you got to get the TVs. You go around,
you keep doing the counterclockwise circle until you find out
where you got to be. Don't swim upstream at me.
I will hit you with my cart to let you
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know you're doing something wrong. And if there are more
people like me, more people would follow the rules. Don't
swim upstream. Follow the rules at Costco. There's too many
angry people out there, all right. This guy went to
his car and was going to eat his hot dog
in the car before getting out of the Costco parking lot.
I feel like I want a piece of this guy.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
This guy is sitting in his car and he says
some things to me about my weight in eating a
hot dog, and he wanted my parking spot and told
me to hurry up, and I told him to go
find another spot.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Blackburn said. The driver wouldn't move. Other people started honking.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
What is that attitude?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
All? I told him to go find another spot.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Go find another spot. That spot is not yours.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
Lack of common courtesy. That's exactly right, it's common courtesy.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I'm not saying he deserved to get his ass kicked,
but he's very close. Look very close.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
I can either help you shove it in your mouth
or shove your car out of the space.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Bick one, Blackburn said.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
The driver wouldn't move. Other people started honking, and the
situation escalator.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
That's how it starts. That's how it starts.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
He was looking for a fight, the driver, No, he.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Was looking for a spot. You were looking for a fight, yeah,
stop with the hot dog in the car.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
He was looking for a fight.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
The driver finally parked somewhere else, but came back to
find Blackburn as he was in his car getting ready
to leave.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
He was in his spot, he was still there. He
found another spot and was able to walk back, and
the guy was still there. Eat not hot dog. Point
made that two pound hot dog.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
And threw him on the ground. So I got out
of the car, and I didn't have a chance to
do anything. He just attacked me and I fell down,
hit my knee, I fell on my shoulder.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Someone called nine one one and police and firefighters arrived.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
But the suspect, oh, now they're going to clog the
parking lot up with fire trucks and cop cars.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Well, when that guy got out of his car, did
he still have his hot dog in his hand?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I think he was just finishing the dog. Yeah, I
think so. I think so. Or he should have been.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Someone called nine one one and police and firefighters arrived,
but the suspect took off. Blackburn was treated at the
scene and then taken by ambulance to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Man oh Man, he had an ambulance ride to the hospital,
which means that car is still in Costco taking up
that spot today.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I was in the hospital there for about six hours.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Okay, well, while you were there for six hours, did
you learn your lesson? Don't eat hot dogs in the
parking lot. You don't get your ass kicked. I've never
eaten a hot dog in the Costco parking lot, and
I've never got my ass kicked in the Costco parking lot.
It's a preventative measure. Don't eat in the parking lot.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
I was in the hospital there for about six hours.
They got a cat scan in a but ten or
fifteen X rays.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
All right, did you learn your lesson?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
And got hemorrhaging and this eye.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Hemorrhaging in your eye because you're eating a hot dog
when you should have been moving.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
I reached out to the Danville Police chief, who sent
my request to the town of Danville's public information officer.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
God, how many people are involved with this incident? Guys
eating a hot dog in the parking lot. Now half
the town's involved.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
She confirmed officers were called to this incident and said
no arrests were made.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Good.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
They should have a parade for this guy. Don't arrest them.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
The email said the case is currently under investigation and
will be sent to the District Attorney's office for review
once the investigation is complete. However, a friend of Blackburn's
also reached out to the town and got different information.
He says, an emailed response from the mayor's office indicators.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Now the mayor's involved. The mayor of the town's now
involved because this guy's eating a hot dog in the
parking lot, he says. Yeah, because he can't stop with
those hot dogs, he says.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
An emailed response from the mayor's office indicates and arrest
was made and charges were filed. Blackburn wants his attacker
prosecuted to the fullest extent of the loss.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Oh please, God, it wants to.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Feel safe running errands in his own community.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Okay, then don't eat the hot dog in the parking lot.
You want to be safe, get in your car and
get out.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Well, I think people need to speak up and get
the crush.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
That's what he was doing. He was speaking up to
get you the hell out of the parking lot. He's
going to do this again. He's going to do it again.
He's going to keep eating the hot dog. Yes, he's
going to do it again and again and again and again.
And I'm warning you people, if you want to get
your ass kicked in the Costco parking lot, do that.
Do that, Do that, and you'll find four or five
guys beating the hell out of you, and everybody else
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around applauding those guys. Get out of the parking lot.
You're listening to the Labor Day Best of You're listening
to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from KFI AM
six forty. It's Labor Day folks, Conway here with a
few laughs, a few chuckles from the show. It's great
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if you got the whole family in the car and
the kids are on their phones and she's sleeping and
you're awake while you listen to this. Shannon Farren was
talking about people dumping their dog doodo into her trash can,
and the promo sounds something like this when you put.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
Your dog in my garbage can after the garbage fan's
already been there, I've got to wheel that thing back
in there and smell your dogs for another week. And
I decided that I would make a laminated sign and
put it on the trash man that says, hey, can
you just move on to the next one?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Jerry and Shannon?
Speaker 8 (12:50):
Have I made the sign?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
No?
Speaker 8 (12:52):
Do I still get angry?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yes, I'm hid and on demand anytime on the iHeartRadio.
This happened to me today on the way to work.
There's a guy walking down. We live on an alley,
I know, pretty ritzy, huh. Guy walking down the alley
and he goes to put his dog's feces in my
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trash can, and I at the same time, I opened
the garage door, and he closes the lid and he
grabs the dog, Dodo, and he walks away, and I said,
I said, hey, hey, hey, hey, He goes, oh no, no,
he because I'm not gonna put it in I said, no, no, no, no,
feel free to put it in there. You can put
anything you want in there. I don't give a rats ass.
(13:34):
You can literally put a baby grand piano in there.
I don't care. I'm not one of those guys that cares.
You want to put your dog dooo in there instead
of carrying it around because you look like an idiot
carrying a bag of dog feces, that little green, tiny
bag that's all tied up and you're walking around. How
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do you think your dog feels when you're walking around
with your dog's s in your hand? Doesn't he feel
like he sort of owns you? I would think so
when I had the dog and I had and I
was the one doing the walks with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's why I prefer cats personally. Yeah. I had to
clean it out, then clean their box out, but it's
like a one.
Speaker 7 (14:13):
And done now every single time they go to the bathroom,
I have to be there.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
But our our dogs, uh when first of all, you
can throw anything that want in our can and I
don't know, it bothers my wife though maybe it's a
gender thing. I don't know, but it bothers my wife.
If somebody throws up you know, their dog ass in
eartham Yeah, but it I it Also, it doesn't bother
me either. When somebody goes through my recyclables to take
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out cans, I don't care. Look, it's on the street.
It's it's it's up for grabs as soon as they
keep the area clean. As a matter of fact, this
happened in Tarzana. We lived in Tarzana. We used to
throw all our bottles and cans into you know, the
blue recycle bin, like everybody does, I guess, And this
guy was pulling out bottle after bottle and he got
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so tired of it he just took the whole blue can,
through it on the truck and left. And I thought
it was hysterical. Guy's leaving, He's like, I don't want
to go through all this crap. I almost going to
take the can do it. Later, I thought it was great, man,
the ball's on that guy. Right. Not only did take
the recyclables, but take the whole canon split. I thought
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that was great, But it is maybe. I don't know, Belly,
are you that if somebody throws some I.
Speaker 9 (15:29):
Don't like it.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
You don't like it?
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Right?
Speaker 9 (15:31):
I don't like it?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Okay, like go it?
Speaker 9 (15:33):
Because Shannon's right, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Well let's not say she's right. Let's just say you
agree with her.
Speaker 9 (15:39):
Okay. I agree with Shannon.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Okay because because that makes me feel bad if you
say Shannon's right and I don't care, I feel like
less of a human being.
Speaker 9 (15:46):
Well, that's on you are right.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
No, uh yes, they throw it into your emptied trash
and you bring it back and then you had to
wait a week with that in there.
Speaker 9 (15:53):
Yeah, there's those that creates issues.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Right, But it doesn't smell. I mean it's tied off.
If it's tied off nicely, I think it's air tight.
I don't think there's any issue there. Yeah, but at
least they're not leaving it on the street.
Speaker 9 (16:05):
No, I understand that. But why can't they take it
back to their trash can?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Because if you walk around with that green bag in
your hand, nothing says.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
If you goofball, if you have a dog, you're used
to doing that.
Speaker 7 (16:16):
Nah.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
Occasionally we're walking walking the dogs and I have the
bag and I start like swinging.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 9 (16:24):
John's always like could you not do that?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
And I forget. I like, hold onto a bag, poo right,
And occasionally it flies open and then it's a shower
A god amighty, here we go. But STEPHANU, shit, bother you?
If somebody throws a feces in your can. I personally
don't care, but when I do walk the dog, I
feel bad putting it in someone else's trash can. You do,
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so I walked with it the whole way, but it's mind. Yeah,
I think we got to get it together and just
assume that everybody's trash can is up for grass. I don't.
It's just so bizarre to me.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
It's like, so I always think about that, Like if
Jen and I are doing a little walk and I
got like some trash or something like that, and someone's
cans like down a little alley ways, it's like right
to put it in there. And I keep thinking to myself,
somebody's gonna come on and who do something on them?
I'm just gonna throw it on the ground beside it.
Speaker 9 (17:09):
What do you want?
Speaker 8 (17:10):
Man, that's your own trash can about up two miles
from home with me.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
It's either beside your can.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
Or in your can, that's right, Yeah, your choice beside
your can or in your coin. Can you choose, mister
or lady?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Well, what would you rather have, you know, dogs feces
on the side of your can or in your can? Exactly?
Speaker 5 (17:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Either, Well you don't have that choice, Yeah, you don't
have that choice at all, man, It's weird. People get
very territorial over their trash, so weird. And it's a
trash can. It is an odd thing. It's a weird deal.
Speaker 9 (17:43):
I'm gonna go put some trash and Crozier's trash can.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I would love that on the outside of it. Please don't.
I don't want to see trash on the outside of
the can.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
I'm like, why would somebody put the trash on the
outside of the candle of the cans?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Right there? That's Brian Reagan.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
Remember when Brian Reagan came to visit us Tim and
he was walking by and so, but he had rolled
up a piece of paper and it was like a
foot from and he couldn't resist, bends down and.
Speaker 9 (18:06):
He goes you were So.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
It's like Adam Carolla, You ever see those? They don't
exist anymore. But in the old days, bellyard, your dad
ever smoked? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (18:19):
Long time ago?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Did he have the bean bag ash tray on the door?
All right? So you know what I'm talking about. It's
a bean bag ash tray and you put it on
the dashboard and it fills with cigarette buds and there's
a little smoke stain on the windshield the inside the
wind shoeld where those smokes were brewing for decades. And
then Corolla was talking about you get to like a
(18:41):
longs drug, which I don't think exists anymore. And the
guy throws them all out on the street right there
where their door was. Yeah, he kept them for like
two months and now they're just bang right on the
on the street or in the parking lot right. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
I love the ash marks, like right where the where
the glass in the window meets the upper part of
your door from people that didn't want to roll down
their window all the way to flick their ashes. Ye,
accumulation of the burns on the upper part of of
the door.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
And you can also tell when a guy or gal
is really interested in how their hair looks and they smoke,
because they're gonna have burn marks on the top of
their car, on the roof of their car on the inside. Yeah,
they put their hand their cigarette and their hand through
their hair. And then Christ there's another scorcher. You don't
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see the bean bag ash tray anymore. It's gone. Did
your dad have one?
Speaker 7 (19:33):
Your dad smoked not cigarettes, but yeah, okay, yes, he did.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
My mom and dad both smokes cigarettes. And I remember
my dad and mom they would smoke cigarettes while like
taking six kids up to the mountains and all the
windows were closed. It doesn't really go on much anymore.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
Everything that my dad did, I mean, dying from a
drug overdose. And he just had so much disdain for
people that smoke cigarettes. His ex, my you know woman
that he married when I was thirteen, she smoked and he.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Just just oh, those cats are like.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
Weird to say, And he had the argument, he was like,
those are all chemicals, this is all you know nature.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Was he doing hard drugs or just weed? He died
from crack? Oh okay, all right for the most part. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
He once told me that he did everything but heroin
because he didn't like needles.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Really yeah, wow, man, that guy went for it. You
gotta give him that. Though a little to this, a
little bit of that. He was in a band in
the seventies in Miami.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
I got it, man, that was the time to be
in the Miami Miami band.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
That wo what a life? What a life? How old
was he when he passed away? He was forty?
Speaker 5 (20:45):
I was young eight?
Speaker 7 (20:46):
No, No, fifty eight fifty eight, Yeah, okay, that's not bad. Yeah, yeah,
because I'm three years from his age.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Okay, so fifty eight to night's run for a guy,
you know, doing crack and you know all kinds of
he was on and off. Yeah, he was on and off.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
He would take years off and then he would go
through a good months or a year or something like
that doing bunch stuff.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah. I said, it's a touchdown. Yeah, And he lived
fifty eight and then, like you know, in the band
in Miami in the seventies, a lot of people like that.
All right, what's going on with that news department? Conway's
show Labor Day Best Of?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Here's Comway here.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I scoured thousands and thousands of shows to try to
find the perfect clips for you, but we could locate him,
So you got these instead. Okay, it's our Labor Day
best of sort of, but definitely chosen just for you.
Happy Labor Day.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
You know.
Speaker 6 (21:31):
I was thinking, if you know, when the day comes
that Bill relinquishes his throne, Bill handle, Oh.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
He retires, Yeah, you know, is that around the corner?
Speaker 9 (21:39):
No, no, no, no, no, no, He's got many years
left in him. But like in five years let's say
in ten years, would you ever consider taking over the
morning show?
Speaker 8 (21:47):
No?
Speaker 9 (21:47):
If Gary and Shannon that's now, that's.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
The move Gary and Shannon. Yeah, put them in there.
Speaker 9 (21:52):
So no, no, no, no, okay, say they did. Would
you take over Gary and Shannon's?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Would I take?
Speaker 9 (21:59):
What, like the the ten to two Slot'd you ever?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I don't want to go. I mean, what did you say?
What'd you say? What your mic was on? What'd you say?
What'd you say? I just.
Speaker 9 (22:14):
Something about him?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Really, okay, that's where we are. Okay, what about ambition?
Speaker 6 (22:20):
I heard just if you had a little ambition, you know,
maybe we could grow the show.
Speaker 9 (22:25):
Maybe I could have a better slun I.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Could be home with my husband.
Speaker 9 (22:30):
Could be making money.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, girl, you go girl, Come on, okay, I could
probably be a little more ambitious. But you ain't gonna
like it. Why it's I could turn it way up
and be really busy, and all of us will be
working really hard, and and we might, you know, move
to a different time slot and make a little bit
(22:55):
more money. But you ain't gonna You're not gonna like me.
I'm not no, I should just yeah, I think so, well,
like like Ernie Anderson. Paul Thomas Anderson's dad was a
cigarette smoker, right, and uh a dwinner. His wife had
asked him to stop smoking because he was just coughing
a lot. And it's not good, you know, for you
(23:17):
to be smoking your sixties and seventies. Right, So Ernie said,
you know, Ernie was the voice of ABC and you
know the love Boat. You know. Then la Vernon Shirley,
you know that guy. He's one of the greatest guys
in the world. So he said, I, hey, man, I
could definitely quit whatever I want. This is my last
cigarette boat. I'm done. And then two weeks later, a
(23:40):
dwinner raced out to seven eleven bought him a pack
of cigarettes. He said, I can't deal with you just smoke,
and he said, he goes. I told you, man, I
could quit, said, he said, you ain't gonna like man, okay,
but I could quit, right, So I could probably right,
be a little more ambitious, to do more social media
stuff like that, maybe get out, you know, in the crowd,
a little more to do, you know, But I don't,
(24:02):
you know, go to parties and yeah, and work and
all that stuff. But I don't think you liked that.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I don't think i'd like it.
Speaker 9 (24:12):
Yeah, I'm starting to change my mind. Maybe we're just
okay where we are.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
I was I was invited to do a an event
and it was a police event, right, and I would
say yes to that, right, But I think this conflicts
with something we're doing, uh on the air. But this
is what I wanted to say. I got a call today.
(24:38):
I got a call. There's a friend of mine that
go that went to Bowling Green and the only two
I think there's two guys that I still in contact
from college. And I and I talked to this guy
or we text, I don't know, maybe twice a week, right,
or and I and I probably talked him on the
phone maybe once a month, which is a lot for
me because I'm not really a phone guy. I mean,
you and I don't talk on the phone once a month.
Speaker 9 (25:01):
We don't talk on the phone at all. Like what's
almost never right here?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Maybe yeah, when we're both, you know, in the doghouse,
we call and like, hey, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (25:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, that's the only one of a nerve. I wonder
how Crow's doing at work. But so and I've known
the guy since nineteen eighty one and again whenever he
comes out here stays with me. My great one of
the greatest guys in the world. So we'll do a
(25:33):
whip round here. Not yet, but this is a good,
pretty good whip rown. So he calls me today and
he goes, hey, I heard John with your cousin Mark
Bresnan last night, right he listened to the show. He
still lives in Ohio, this guy. And I said, oh, yeah,
Mark's Mark's grady. He lives up near Grozial in Michigan.
They're putting up that new bridge from Michigan to Canada.
(25:55):
It's the Gordy Howe Bridge, and we were talking about
that for a while and he says, hey, he says,
my wife and I are coming out there in April.
I'm like, oh, that's great. You know, if you want
to stay with us, you know, we'll put an extra
bed in the room. You can stay with us. He goes, Now,
we're coming out on company business, so we got a
hotel and everything. I'm like, oh, that's great, you know,
see each other and spend some time. Then he says
(26:16):
to me, he says, my wife and I have never
been to a horse race track and I said, oh, okay,
and he said, I'm thinking, you know, I'll get a
box and just me, you, your wife, and my wife.
The four of us will go to Santa and Neni together.
(26:37):
Here's the whip around. What was my reaction to that?
He said, him and his wife, me and my wife
we'll spend the day at sant Anita together. What do
you think my reaction to that was? All right, step Fush,
I'm thinking that's awesome. Okay, all right, that's good. I
like the energy right into positivity. I obviously doesn't the
(27:02):
new guy here, right, all right.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
Pelliam, I don't know how you specifically backed out of this,
but you were like, listen, I think because he's a
good friend, you told him I don't do that.
Speaker 9 (27:14):
That's not my thing.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Okay, that's a good one too. That's not it, but
that's I would have done that. That was second on
my list. Okay, all right, Croach, what do you think
I did? I think because you guys were such good friends.
There were a lot of curse words with a no
in there somewhere. Okay. I thought they're all great answers,
well two great answers. Step Oosh was horrible. I hate
to say this because it's not the good side of me, right,
(27:36):
but at least it's honest. I just hung up on him.
You hung up on him. Wow. I hung up on him,
and I looked at the phone and I go, Wow,
that guy doesn't know me. I've known that guy for
thirty years. More than that, almost forty forty two forty years.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
I can see you saying, man, you really don't know
me to him hanging up.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I hung up and he didn't call me back. Wow,
I said, buddy, that's not me. Conway Show Labor Day
best of our show right here on kfive Who chose
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Speaker 1 (28:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
App Happy Labor Day. We've got a sizzling Labor Day lineup. Yeah,
some fun moments from the show, perfect for listening while
you're stuck in traffic. All Right, A Costco a very
very competitive parking lot. You've got to compete if you're
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at Costco to get yourself a spot. You can't lollygag
in there and just hope you get a spot. You
got to be aggressive to get in there and get
that spot you want.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Dan bill Mann said he was punched repeatedly in the
face by a driver who wanted his parking spot. It
happened outside the Costco on Fostoria Fastoria Way, right.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
What happened to this guy? What happened?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
That's where we find katvu is Alyssa Harrington. She spoke
with the victim tonight about what happened. Alyssa, how is
he doing?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
That's right? You know, I got a chance to sit
down with him today. Two black eyes, a sore shoulder
and a hurt knee and injuries all over his face.
I want to warn you that some of the images
you will see in this story are graphic, feeling like.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
I got run over by a steamroller.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Wait, man, we have to have a disclaimer because the
guy's got black eyes.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I want to warn you that some of the images
you will see in this story are graphic.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Oh my god, where are we in life where we
have to warn viewers you're going to see a guy
with two black guys a little scratch on his neck.
I hope you can handle that. I hope that's not
too much for you. I hope it doesn't overload your senses.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I want to warn you that some of the images
you will see in this story are graphic.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Feeling like I got run over by a steamroller.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
You know, the only place you should hear that disclaimer
is in some of these Middle Eastern countries where they'll
just behead a guy in the in the street. You know,
they'll be arrested for shoplifting, and then they'll just take
his head off, where his arm off. I don't mind
that disclaimer there.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I want to warn you that some of the images
you will see in this story are graphic.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, like a guy getting his head lopped off or
stealing something. I get that I somewhat get that, but
a guy with two black eyes and a cut on
his lip. Get out of here.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Feeling like I got run over by a steamroller. My
whole body is sore.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Craig Blackburn of Danville said he was viciously attacked in
a Costco parking lot Sunday during an argument over a
parking spot.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, what happened, give me the details.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
This happened just before eleven thirty am at the location
on Fostoria Way. Blackburn said he had just finished shopping
and was loading up his car while eating a Costco
hot dog.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. Please
Please don't tell me you put all your crap in
your car and then you're gonna sit there in that
parking lot and finish off that dog. Please don't tell
me that that happened eating.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
A Costco hot dog when another driver waiting for his
spot got impatient.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'm with it. I'm that guy. I'm that guy. Yeah,
I'm not the hot dog guy. I'm the guy waiting. Hey,
get out of here, No, go out, you get no.
Costco hot dogs have never been hot. Yes, correct, at
any point in their career. Correct, they have never had
any heat on him at all. You don't need to
(03:14):
chew swallowing move man, And you can eat a hot
dog while you're driving, or drive down the street and
park in the in the neighborhood under a shade tree.
They're the perfect eating driving food. That's right.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
How much time after you get back in your car
do you still get the parking space?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
A half of second?
Speaker 7 (03:31):
That's not fair making movements to getting the car movement.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
Sitting there doing anything other than getting that car ready
to go.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Out, get out of that parking lot. You're done. I disagree,
You're done.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Hurled some insults out the window and told him to
hurry up.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Oh that's me. I love this guy. I'm that guy.
Butt the f out of that spot, you hot dog
eating peg.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
This guy is sitting in his car and it says.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Some how many birds does this guy own? This guy
have like nine thousand birds? And wow?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
He says some things to me about yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Like get the f out of here with that hot dog?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
My weight in eating a hot dog?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah? Oh no, oh? Why would you admit that on TV?
Why would you just say the guy went after my race,
you know, or blame something else? Why would why would
you say, yeah, he called me a fat f and
told me to finish that dog classic. All right, very good,
(04:43):
We'll continue with this is a good story. It's Conway here,
best of on this Labor Day. Just read this. It's
Conway a best of on this Labor Day. It's Conway here.
I scoured thousands and thousands of shows to try to
find the perfect clips for you, by we couldn't locate them,
so you got these instead. Okay, it's our Labor Day
(05:05):
best of sort of, but definitely chosen just for you.
Happy Labor Day. The Costco parking lot is the most
competitive parking lot in retail. Everybody's pissed. Everybody wants to
get in there and get out. And there's some rules
about the parking lot at Costco that everybody should know.
You put all your stuff in your car, You put
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your shopping cart back in one of those corrals. Then
you get to your car, started and get out. You're
not to eat any of the food. You don't open
up the pretzels, the eight pounds of pretzels you just bought. Nothing.
You don't get on your phone, you don't check your messages.
You get in your car and you move and you
get out of that parking lot, and man is it vicious.
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In that parking lot. You can do an entire show,
you know, like that cart narks, I'm surprised he hasn't
done Costco yet. You can do an entire show unjust
the raw anger in that parking lot. People are pissed.
They're angry as hell. And especially in that Costco parking lot.
Walmart bigger parking lots, more of a casual crew. They're
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not paying to shop there, and so that irritates people
that they have to pay to shop at Costco. And
when you get to Costco, you walk in. Usually you
walk into electronics. The TVs, the cameras and all that
crap are usually right there, and then boom you make.
You make a run for the chickens back in the
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in the back, you make a left paper products, and
then you make a run for the cash registers. But
it goes in an informal, unspoken circle. It goes counter
clockwise from when you get into Costco, straight back, quick left,
straightforward to the cashier. It runs in a counter clockwise fashion.
(06:57):
In most Costcos. Don't swim upstream. If you're in liquor
and you got to get the TVs. You go around,
you keep doing the counterclockwise circle until you find out
where you got to be. Don't swim upstream at me.
I will hit you with my cart to let you
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know you're doing something wrong. And if there are more
people like me, more people would follow the rules. Don't
swim upstream. Follow the rules at Costco. There's too many
angry people out there, all right. This guy went to
his car and was going to eat his hot dog
in the car before getting out of the Costco parking lot.
I feel like I want a piece of this guy.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
This guy is sitting in his car and he says
some things to me about my weight in eating a
hot dog, and he wanted my parking spot and told
me to hurry up, and I told him to go
find another spot.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Blackburn said. The driver wouldn't move. Other people started honking.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
What is that attitude?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
All? I told him to go find another spot.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Go find another spot. That spot is not yours.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
Lack of common courtesy. That's exactly right, it's common courtesy.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I'm not saying he deserved to get his ass kicked,
but he's very close. Look very close.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
I can either help you shove it in your mouth
or shove your car out of the space.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Bick one, Blackburn said.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
The driver wouldn't move. Other people started honking, and the
situation escalator.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
That's how it starts. That's how it starts.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
He was looking for a fight, the driver, No, he.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Was looking for a spot. You were looking for a fight, yeah,
stop with the hot dog in the car.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
He was looking for a fight.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
The driver finally parked somewhere else, but came back to
find Blackburn as he was in his car getting ready
to leave.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
He was in his spot, he was still there. He
found another spot and was able to walk back, and
the guy was still there. Eat not hot dog. Point
made that two pound hot dog.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
And threw him on the ground. So I got out
of the car, and I didn't have a chance to
do anything. He just attacked me and I fell down,
hit my knee, I fell on my shoulder.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Someone called nine one one and police and firefighters arrived.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
But the suspect, oh, now they're going to clog the
parking lot up with fire trucks and cop cars.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Well, when that guy got out of his car, did
he still have his hot dog in his hand?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I think he was just finishing the dog. Yeah, I
think so. I think so. Or he should have been.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Someone called nine one one and police and firefighters arrived,
but the suspect took off. Blackburn was treated at the
scene and then taken by ambulance to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Man oh Man, he had an ambulance ride to the hospital,
which means that car is still in Costco taking up
that spot today.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I was in the hospital there for about six hours.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Okay, well, while you were there for six hours, did
you learn your lesson? Don't eat hot dogs in the
parking lot. You don't get your ass kicked. I've never
eaten a hot dog in the Costco parking lot, and
I've never got my ass kicked in the Costco parking lot.
It's a preventative measure. Don't eat in the parking lot.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
I was in the hospital there for about six hours.
They got a cat scan in a but ten or
fifteen X rays.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
All right, did you learn your lesson?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
And got hemorrhaging and this eye.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Hemorrhaging in your eye because you're eating a hot dog
when you should have been moving.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
I reached out to the Danville Police chief, who sent
my request to the town of Danville's public information officer.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
God, how many people are involved with this incident? Guys
eating a hot dog in the parking lot. Now half
the town's involved.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
She confirmed officers were called to this incident and said
no arrests were made.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Good.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
They should have a parade for this guy. Don't arrest them.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
The email said the case is currently under investigation and
will be sent to the District Attorney's office for review
once the investigation is complete. However, a friend of Blackburn's
also reached out to the town and got different information.
He says, an emailed response from the mayor's office indicators.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Now the mayor's involved. The mayor of the town's now
involved because this guy's eating a hot dog in the
parking lot, he says. Yeah, because he can't stop with
those hot dogs, he says.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
An emailed response from the mayor's office indicates and arrest
was made and charges were filed. Blackburn wants his attacker
prosecuted to the fullest extent of the loss.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Oh please, God, it wants to.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Feel safe running errands in his own community.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Okay, then don't eat the hot dog in the parking lot.
You want to be safe, get in your car and
get out.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Well, I think people need to speak up and get
the crush.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
That's what he was doing. He was speaking up to
get you the hell out of the parking lot. He's
going to do this again. He's going to do it again.
He's going to keep eating the hot dog. Yes, he's
going to do it again and again and again and again.
And I'm warning you people, if you want to get
your ass kicked in the Costco parking lot, do that.
Do that, Do that, and you'll find four or five
guys beating the hell out of you, and everybody else
(11:58):
around applauding those guys. Get out of the parking lot.
You're listening to the Labor Day Best of You're listening
to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from KFI AM
six forty. It's Labor Day folks, Conway here with a
few laughs, a few chuckles from the show. It's great
(12:19):
if you got the whole family in the car and
the kids are on their phones and she's sleeping and
you're awake while you listen to this. Shannon Farren was
talking about people dumping their dog doodo into her trash can,
and the promo sounds something like this when you put.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
Your dog in my garbage can after the garbage fan's
already been there, I've got to wheel that thing back
in there and smell your dogs for another week. And
I decided that I would make a laminated sign and
put it on the trash man that says, hey, can
you just move on to the next one?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Jerry and Shannon?
Speaker 8 (12:50):
Have I made the sign?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
No?
Speaker 8 (12:52):
Do I still get angry?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yes, I'm hid and on demand anytime on the iHeartRadio.
This happened to me today on the way to work.
There's a guy walking down. We live on an alley,
I know, pretty ritzy, huh. Guy walking down the alley
and he goes to put his dog's feces in my
(13:14):
trash can, and I at the same time, I opened
the garage door, and he closes the lid and he
grabs the dog, Dodo, and he walks away, and I said,
I said, hey, hey, hey, hey, He goes, oh no, no,
he because I'm not gonna put it in I said, no, no, no, no,
feel free to put it in there. You can put
anything you want in there. I don't give a rats ass.
(13:34):
You can literally put a baby grand piano in there.
I don't care. I'm not one of those guys that cares.
You want to put your dog dooo in there instead
of carrying it around because you look like an idiot
carrying a bag of dog feces, that little green, tiny
bag that's all tied up and you're walking around. How
(13:55):
do you think your dog feels when you're walking around
with your dog's s in your hand? Doesn't he feel
like he sort of owns you? I would think so
when I had the dog and I had and I
was the one doing the walks with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's why I prefer cats personally. Yeah. I had to
clean it out, then clean their box out, but it's
like a one.
Speaker 7 (14:13):
And done now every single time they go to the bathroom,
I have to be there.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
But our our dogs, uh when first of all, you
can throw anything that want in our can and I
don't know, it bothers my wife though maybe it's a
gender thing. I don't know, but it bothers my wife.
If somebody throws up you know, their dog ass in
eartham Yeah, but it I it Also, it doesn't bother
me either. When somebody goes through my recyclables to take
(14:39):
out cans, I don't care. Look, it's on the street.
It's it's it's up for grabs as soon as they
keep the area clean. As a matter of fact, this
happened in Tarzana. We lived in Tarzana. We used to
throw all our bottles and cans into you know, the
blue recycle bin, like everybody does, I guess, And this
guy was pulling out bottle after bottle and he got
(15:00):
so tired of it he just took the whole blue can,
through it on the truck and left. And I thought
it was hysterical. Guy's leaving, He's like, I don't want
to go through all this crap. I almost going to
take the can do it. Later, I thought it was great, man,
the ball's on that guy. Right. Not only did take
the recyclables, but take the whole canon split. I thought
(15:24):
that was great, But it is maybe. I don't know, Belly,
are you that if somebody throws some I.
Speaker 9 (15:29):
Don't like it.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
You don't like it?
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Right?
Speaker 9 (15:31):
I don't like it?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Okay, like go it?
Speaker 9 (15:33):
Because Shannon's right, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Well let's not say she's right. Let's just say you
agree with her.
Speaker 9 (15:39):
Okay. I agree with Shannon.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Okay because because that makes me feel bad if you
say Shannon's right and I don't care, I feel like
less of a human being.
Speaker 9 (15:46):
Well, that's on you are right.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
No, uh yes, they throw it into your emptied trash
and you bring it back and then you had to
wait a week with that in there.
Speaker 9 (15:53):
Yeah, there's those that creates issues.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Right, But it doesn't smell. I mean it's tied off.
If it's tied off nicely, I think it's air tight.
I don't think there's any issue there. Yeah, but at
least they're not leaving it on the street.
Speaker 9 (16:05):
No, I understand that. But why can't they take it
back to their trash can?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Because if you walk around with that green bag in
your hand, nothing says.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
If you goofball, if you have a dog, you're used
to doing that.
Speaker 7 (16:16):
Nah.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
Occasionally we're walking walking the dogs and I have the
bag and I start like swinging.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 9 (16:24):
John's always like could you not do that?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
And I forget. I like, hold onto a bag, poo right,
And occasionally it flies open and then it's a shower
A god amighty, here we go. But STEPHANU, shit, bother you?
If somebody throws a feces in your can. I personally
don't care, but when I do walk the dog, I
feel bad putting it in someone else's trash can. You do,
(16:46):
so I walked with it the whole way, but it's mind. Yeah,
I think we got to get it together and just
assume that everybody's trash can is up for grass. I don't.
It's just so bizarre to me.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
It's like, so I always think about that, Like if
Jen and I are doing a little walk and I
got like some trash or something like that, and someone's
cans like down a little alley ways, it's like right
to put it in there. And I keep thinking to myself,
somebody's gonna come on and who do something on them?
I'm just gonna throw it on the ground beside it.
Speaker 9 (17:09):
What do you want?
Speaker 8 (17:10):
Man, that's your own trash can about up two miles
from home with me.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
It's either beside your can.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
Or in your can, that's right, Yeah, your choice beside
your can or in your coin. Can you choose, mister
or lady?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Well, what would you rather have, you know, dogs feces
on the side of your can or in your can? Exactly?
Speaker 5 (17:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Either, Well you don't have that choice, Yeah, you don't
have that choice at all, man, It's weird. People get
very territorial over their trash, so weird. And it's a
trash can. It is an odd thing. It's a weird deal.
Speaker 9 (17:43):
I'm gonna go put some trash and Crozier's trash can.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I would love that on the outside of it. Please don't.
I don't want to see trash on the outside of
the can.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
I'm like, why would somebody put the trash on the
outside of the candle of the cans?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Right there? That's Brian Reagan.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
Remember when Brian Reagan came to visit us Tim and
he was walking by and so, but he had rolled
up a piece of paper and it was like a
foot from and he couldn't resist, bends down and.
Speaker 9 (18:06):
He goes you were So.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
It's like Adam Carolla, You ever see those? They don't
exist anymore. But in the old days, bellyard, your dad
ever smoked? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (18:19):
Long time ago?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Did he have the bean bag ash tray on the door?
All right? So you know what I'm talking about. It's
a bean bag ash tray and you put it on
the dashboard and it fills with cigarette buds and there's
a little smoke stain on the windshield the inside the
wind shoeld where those smokes were brewing for decades. And
then Corolla was talking about you get to like a
(18:41):
longs drug, which I don't think exists anymore. And the
guy throws them all out on the street right there
where their door was. Yeah, he kept them for like
two months and now they're just bang right on the
on the street or in the parking lot right. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
I love the ash marks, like right where the where
the glass in the window meets the upper part of
your door from people that didn't want to roll down
their window all the way to flick their ashes. Ye,
accumulation of the burns on the upper part of of
the door.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
And you can also tell when a guy or gal
is really interested in how their hair looks and they smoke,
because they're gonna have burn marks on the top of
their car, on the roof of their car on the inside. Yeah,
they put their hand their cigarette and their hand through
their hair. And then Christ there's another scorcher. You don't
(19:30):
see the bean bag ash tray anymore. It's gone. Did
your dad have one?
Speaker 7 (19:33):
Your dad smoked not cigarettes, but yeah, okay, yes, he did.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
My mom and dad both smokes cigarettes. And I remember
my dad and mom they would smoke cigarettes while like
taking six kids up to the mountains and all the
windows were closed. It doesn't really go on much anymore.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
Everything that my dad did, I mean, dying from a
drug overdose. And he just had so much disdain for
people that smoke cigarettes. His ex, my you know woman
that he married when I was thirteen, she smoked and he.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Just just oh, those cats are like.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
Weird to say, And he had the argument, he was like,
those are all chemicals, this is all you know nature.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Was he doing hard drugs or just weed? He died
from crack? Oh okay, all right for the most part. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
He once told me that he did everything but heroin
because he didn't like needles.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Really yeah, wow, man, that guy went for it. You
gotta give him that. Though a little to this, a
little bit of that. He was in a band in
the seventies in Miami.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
I got it, man, that was the time to be
in the Miami Miami band.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
That wo what a life? What a life? How old
was he when he passed away? He was forty?
Speaker 5 (20:45):
I was young eight?
Speaker 7 (20:46):
No, No, fifty eight fifty eight, Yeah, okay, that's not bad. Yeah, yeah,
because I'm three years from his age.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Okay, so fifty eight to night's run for a guy,
you know, doing crack and you know all kinds of
he was on and off. Yeah, he was on and off.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
He would take years off and then he would go
through a good months or a year or something like
that doing bunch stuff.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah. I said, it's a touchdown. Yeah, And he lived
fifty eight and then, like you know, in the band
in Miami in the seventies, a lot of people like that.
All right, what's going on with that news department? Conway's
show Labor Day Best Of?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Here's Comway here.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I scoured thousands and thousands of shows to try to
find the perfect clips for you, but we could locate him,
So you got these instead. Okay, it's our Labor Day
best of sort of, but definitely chosen just for you.
Happy Labor Day.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
You know.
Speaker 6 (21:31):
I was thinking, if you know, when the day comes
that Bill relinquishes his throne, Bill handle, Oh.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
He retires, Yeah, you know, is that around the corner?
Speaker 9 (21:39):
No, no, no, no, no, no, He's got many years
left in him. But like in five years let's say
in ten years, would you ever consider taking over the
morning show?
Speaker 8 (21:47):
No?
Speaker 9 (21:47):
If Gary and Shannon that's now, that's.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
The move Gary and Shannon. Yeah, put them in there.
Speaker 9 (21:52):
So no, no, no, no, okay, say they did. Would
you take over Gary and Shannon's?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Would I take?
Speaker 9 (21:59):
What, like the the ten to two Slot'd you ever?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I don't want to go. I mean, what did you say?
What'd you say? What your mic was on? What'd you say?
What'd you say? I just.
Speaker 9 (22:14):
Something about him?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Really, okay, that's where we are. Okay, what about ambition?
Speaker 6 (22:20):
I heard just if you had a little ambition, you know,
maybe we could grow the show.
Speaker 9 (22:25):
Maybe I could have a better slun I.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Could be home with my husband.
Speaker 9 (22:30):
Could be making money.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, girl, you go girl, Come on, okay, I could
probably be a little more ambitious. But you ain't gonna
like it. Why it's I could turn it way up
and be really busy, and all of us will be
working really hard, and and we might, you know, move
to a different time slot and make a little bit
(22:55):
more money. But you ain't gonna You're not gonna like me.
I'm not no, I should just yeah, I think so, well,
like like Ernie Anderson. Paul Thomas Anderson's dad was a
cigarette smoker, right, and uh a dwinner. His wife had
asked him to stop smoking because he was just coughing
a lot. And it's not good, you know, for you
(23:17):
to be smoking your sixties and seventies. Right, So Ernie said,
you know, Ernie was the voice of ABC and you
know the love Boat. You know. Then la Vernon Shirley,
you know that guy. He's one of the greatest guys
in the world. So he said, I, hey, man, I
could definitely quit whatever I want. This is my last
cigarette boat. I'm done. And then two weeks later, a
(23:40):
dwinner raced out to seven eleven bought him a pack
of cigarettes. He said, I can't deal with you just smoke,
and he said, he goes. I told you, man, I
could quit, said, he said, you ain't gonna like man, okay,
but I could quit, right, So I could probably right,
be a little more ambitious, to do more social media
stuff like that, maybe get out, you know, in the crowd,
a little more to do, you know, But I don't,
(24:02):
you know, go to parties and yeah, and work and
all that stuff. But I don't think you liked that.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I don't think i'd like it.
Speaker 9 (24:12):
Yeah, I'm starting to change my mind. Maybe we're just
okay where we are.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
I was I was invited to do a an event
and it was a police event, right, and I would
say yes to that, right, But I think this conflicts
with something we're doing, uh on the air. But this
is what I wanted to say. I got a call today.
(24:38):
I got a call. There's a friend of mine that
go that went to Bowling Green and the only two
I think there's two guys that I still in contact
from college. And I and I talked to this guy
or we text, I don't know, maybe twice a week, right,
or and I and I probably talked him on the
phone maybe once a month, which is a lot for
me because I'm not really a phone guy. I mean,
you and I don't talk on the phone once a month.
Speaker 9 (25:01):
We don't talk on the phone at all. Like what's
almost never right here?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Maybe yeah, when we're both, you know, in the doghouse,
we call and like, hey, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (25:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, that's the only one of a nerve. I wonder
how Crow's doing at work. But so and I've known
the guy since nineteen eighty one and again whenever he
comes out here stays with me. My great one of
the greatest guys in the world. So we'll do a
(25:33):
whip round here. Not yet, but this is a good,
pretty good whip rown. So he calls me today and
he goes, hey, I heard John with your cousin Mark
Bresnan last night, right he listened to the show. He
still lives in Ohio, this guy. And I said, oh, yeah,
Mark's Mark's grady. He lives up near Grozial in Michigan.
They're putting up that new bridge from Michigan to Canada.
(25:55):
It's the Gordy Howe Bridge, and we were talking about
that for a while and he says, hey, he says,
my wife and I are coming out there in April.
I'm like, oh, that's great. You know, if you want
to stay with us, you know, we'll put an extra
bed in the room. You can stay with us. He goes, Now,
we're coming out on company business, so we got a
hotel and everything. I'm like, oh, that's great, you know,
see each other and spend some time. Then he says
(26:16):
to me, he says, my wife and I have never
been to a horse race track and I said, oh, okay,
and he said, I'm thinking, you know, I'll get a
box and just me, you, your wife, and my wife.
The four of us will go to Santa and Neni together.
(26:37):
Here's the whip around. What was my reaction to that?
He said, him and his wife, me and my wife
we'll spend the day at sant Anita together. What do
you think my reaction to that was? All right, step Fush,
I'm thinking that's awesome. Okay, all right, that's good. I
like the energy right into positivity. I obviously doesn't the
(27:02):
new guy here, right, all right.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
Pelliam, I don't know how you specifically backed out of this,
but you were like, listen, I think because he's a
good friend, you told him I don't do that.
Speaker 9 (27:14):
That's not my thing.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Okay, that's a good one too. That's not it, but
that's I would have done that. That was second on
my list. Okay, all right, Croach, what do you think
I did? I think because you guys were such good friends.
There were a lot of curse words with a no
in there somewhere. Okay. I thought they're all great answers,
well two great answers. Step Oosh was horrible. I hate
to say this because it's not the good side of me, right,
(27:36):
but at least it's honest. I just hung up on him.
You hung up on him. Wow. I hung up on him,
and I looked at the phone and I go, Wow,
that guy doesn't know me. I've known that guy for
thirty years. More than that, almost forty forty two forty years.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
I can see you saying, man, you really don't know
me to him hanging up.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I hung up and he didn't call me back. Wow,
I said, buddy, that's not me. Conway Show Labor Day
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Speaker 1 (28:11):
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