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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's kf I am six and you're listening to the
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. You know,
when you have a doctor and there's nothing wrong with you,
sometimes a year or two goes by and you don't
go to them, and then it's hard to call them again.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You feel guilty.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, yeah, you feel like you let them down, like
like it was a friend.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
That you're you know, you're not.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Speaking so weird.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
No, you don't, not at all. Oh see, I lost
touch with doctor Ballich. I didn't get a new doctor.
I just have him going.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Are you dating him?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
No, we weren't dating, although we did some things that
people who date to.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
And if you want to know, got to second base.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
In some countries we're dating and uh some you know
wild dating too once.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
A year, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
But so he was like two or three years and
then I didn't call him, and it's been like six
seven now it's been like twelve years, and I and
I and I think about him every day. Is that weird?
I think about this doctor. He was the greatest doctor
every every and I think about every.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Year about him every day.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yes, well, he had a great nickname.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Small fingers. Oh, so I I have a Yeah, I
have a friend of mine, a guy named Robbie Fox,
who called me up. And he goes, Buddy, you're not
going to believe this, but my sister in law is
friends with your old doctor, doctor Darryl Balen, And he says,
I'm going to his house to have dinner night. This
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is last week. And I said, buddy, you got to
get me back in with this guy. And he goes,
I'll try. So he went there. He said, hey, Conway
wants to come back, and doctor Ballen was like, I
don't know. I mean he you know, he did sort
of split and he never he goes. He goes, I
have course he can come back. He said, of course
he can come back. But I think about him every day.
(02:14):
Is that weird? Yeah, I read that.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I just recently got into starting up because I never
really finished all of it.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
A Kirby enthusiasm, Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
And and that is exactly the plot of an episode
of Kirbyan Is that right?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, it's such an episode of this classic.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
But I'm back, baby, I'm back. I can now call
him and go to see the world's greatest doctor. I
don't know if he's taking on any new patients. But man,
if you're if your doctor's name is doctor Darren Darryl Balin,
you get the missed doctor. I remember him telling me
one one year, this like fourteen years ago, he said, tim,
he said, he said of himself, he goes, I drive
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a nice car. I'm a doctor. I'm in Tarzana. I
drive a nice car. He said, your cholesterol is higher
than my car payment. And I said, I know he is.
How do you know? And I said, well, to steal
a line from Brian Reagan, you told me last year
my cholesterol is high and I haven't done anything about it.
(03:13):
But he's probably thinking, why do I want this guy back?
Every time I say to him his cholesterol is high,
he just leaves here and just ignores that that information.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
He figures he's gonna stop seeing you one way or
the other. Soon.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
That's right, that's right. Eventually everyone will stop seeing me.
But I got back in with him, which is uh,
which is really cool.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
At first, the first appointment is going to be fun, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Right, yeah, yeah yeah. The first appointment is going to
be Okay, we got another guy here that's gonna check
your prostate. Oh really, go Wow, who's this guy? Who's
this dude? But Crozer, that's amazing. You've never had a physical.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Yeah, and I'm really starting to get to the point
where was like, I probably should really start being a
little more proactive on that stuff. It's not like a
dentist appointment though, where they call you annually and say
it's I have my dentist appointment today six months, so
they really need to figure out a system work.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
How long you've been going to the same dentists about
four year, five years? Okay, so you're dedicated.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, yeah, although it was a seven year period, but
they can go to a dentist.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Okay, Man, are you sure you were born like in
nineteen ten when I went.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
That first time after like seven years zero cavity.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Okay, that's cool, that's cool. But you're in good shape
trying to I mean, do you eat well? You know,
you work out right? You know you don't work.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Out in the garage?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, you don't smoke cigarettes?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
And you have a two story house?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I do, they said. I love that.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
They said people of the two story house lived twelve
years longer than people the single story house.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I believe it.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, I've just made that up. But I think it's true.
I mean you're climb you're climbing those stairs fifteen twenty
times a day.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Yes, and I usually do two at a time. So
oh you do yeah, yeah, I'm gonna jump.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Right, are moving?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, but if you bend down to.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
It, okay, so if you could easily do it twenty
times a day, yeah, And so if you do that,
you know twenty and there's probably what forty steps?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, all right, that much?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Maybe twenty five? Yeah, okay, twenty times twenty five is
five hundred steps.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
And I go up and down that one of the
fourth floor.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Here I go.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I don't use the elevators here.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Wait, you don't use it? You climb up to the
fourth floor.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, I never do that.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You haven't seen the elevators?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Well, only like sometimes when I go down with you
when we're leaving.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Oh, I say, that's about it.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
That's the only time I see the elevator.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Oh, that's classic you and Matt Muddy Smith he also
doesn't use the elevation.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
There are couple people I'd run into in the stairwell,
and yeah, that's our exercise.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I sometimes am so lazy that if I'm in the elevator.
I have somebody else press the button for me.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Can you hit that?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
You're just waiting for somebody to come in.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I'm exhausted. Can you hit that four for me? I'm exhausted?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I Crozier, Angel, Staff, Foosh and Bell. Great job everybody,
And you know what you guys are not. You're not losers.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demyl from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
There was a violin with a lot of money that
was stolen. This USC student had asked permission to use
it during a performance. USC for some reason, said, yeah,
it's only a three hundred year old violin. Let's give
it to the student. Student left it on a bench.
Homeless guy took it, and we are now off to
the races. Three hundred year old, rare violin. Let's find
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out where this sucker is.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
A rare three hundred and thirty year old violin was
returned to its rifle owner.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
This three hundred and thirty years is older than this country.
Three hundred and thirty years is a hell of a
long time. I mean three hundred thirty years is what
what year would that be?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Teen?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Sixteen nineties, is it the sixteen nineties?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Sixteen ninety five, got a mighty This is.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
A Giovanni Grancino violin made in sixteen ninety four. Okay,
we got one thousand dollars. USC student borrowed the man.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
We did that quick math and got it within a year.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I'm surprised you didn't get that right off the bed.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
That's great. Wow, this is.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
A Giovanni Grancino violin made in sixteen ninety four. It's
worth six hundred and fifty thousand dollars. USC student borrowed
the instrument for a performance, but police say a homeless
man stole that violin when that student left it unattended.
The violin made its way through a couple of homeless
encampments before LAPD detectives tracked it down.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Obviously, very very happy, relieved, to say the least. Obviously,
something of this value that's rare. I mean, it's a
museum piece, it's an antique, and you know, once someone
knew it's value, we were never going to see it again.
So they were extremely happy, and we were happy that
we were able to get it back.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
It's a unique case.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
The violin was recovered in good condition, and the man
accused of taking it is charged with felony grand theft.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
There you go. Oh, come on, all right, A quick, quick,
quick whip around? Can we do it? Stephooh? Can we
put it together? I know I'm sort of calling an
audible here and we're got you. Okay, all right, Well,
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Let's start with you. Who is president of the United
States when that violin was was made? Just turn a
name out there. Abraham Lincoln Lincoln? All right, Angel Martinez,
(08:55):
President the United States when that when that violin was made?
Speaker 9 (09:00):
Hmmm?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
When was the.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
All right, Bellio, you know what, Angel, I'm coming back
to give you the speech.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I gotta give you the speech.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
All right, Bellio president when that violin was made? Washington, Washington.
I think Crocher is going to get this. Who's president
when that violin was made?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Might as well have been me?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Okay, it turns out Croser's right, even though he's not
moting everybody, who does that mean there wasn't one?
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Yeah, well there wasn't a president in sixteen ninety five.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
Well, first of all, we will, I forgot the year two.
But then I was afraid to ask because you just
like got on her about it.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Man, he threw that out, everybody. That's great. All right,
I got to give the speech to Bellio and Angel.
This won't take long. This is a short one, okay.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Replete with a sigh.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
We do a show four to seven. Oh, it was
before the President's.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
By all means, just the Angel and I the speech.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Well, okay, belly open, I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you
a similar story about what you just said in a
different fashion. Okay, Okay. When I was younger and we
lived on Passadaro Drive in Tarzana, my brother and I
were throwing rocks in the backyard and my brother and
I both broke a window in the back yard of
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the house. We're throwing rocks around. We both threw it
and it went through a window. My dad pulled me
aside and got really down on me for doing that
and told me I had to pay for it. And
he never yelled at me. He didn't touch me, he
didn't swear at me. He just told me how incredibly
disappointed he was in me. And I remember where I
(11:11):
was standing when he told me that. And about a
half hour later, I said, I said, hey, you didn't
my brother Pat, who also did the same thing. You
didn't talk to him at all? And he said, I
expect more out of you. Do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah, okay,
(11:33):
all right, so let's get back to this. We have
a three hour show that we do, okay, three hours
every day, and I'm trying to get people to listen
to the show. That's the that's the whole object here.
Every day you come in, you try to get as
many people as you can to listen to the Show's
that is the whole ball of wax in radio, it's everything.
(11:56):
If you have a million more listeners than the next guy,
you are the king. You write the rules, you write
your own salary.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
You are the king.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
So if I can't get the two of you to listen,
how am I going to get A guy in Colton,
a guy in Riverside, a guy in sand Bornandina, a
guy in Orange County, a woman in Santa Clarita, another
woman in Ventura. How can I possibly get them to listen?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
What about Taou Valley is another great one. Okay, take
what you want from that, and you know, and and
and text me your apologies if you if you like,
and it's not going to be you know, I'm not
going to embarrass you any longer.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Are aymore.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I'm just going to ask you in the future if
you can keep that in mind. Yeah, I will.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
I will absolutely keep that in mind. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Oh you got and I love that you're thanking me
for that. That means you're growing bellion.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
That's right, you have a lot of growing to do.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Still, you're getting there. You both are getting there, okay,
but I expect more other to you. Okay, all right,
let's find out what happened to his violin.
Speaker 8 (13:20):
You know, once someone knew it's volume, we were never
going to see it again. So they were extremely happy,
and we were happy that we were able to get
it back.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
It's a unique case.
Speaker 10 (13:28):
The violin was.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
Recovered in good condition, and the man accused of taking
it is charged with felony grand theft.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Okay, it's a homeless guy. He had this violin where
I don't know, five six, seven hundred thousand dollars depending
on who you ask, and he had it and he
could have sold it, but he didn't know what he had,
so he just kept it in his pile of crap
and they found it and they got it back. That
seems kind of like felony, Like, well, it's over nine
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twenty dollars.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
He didn't know that.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
He just took something right there. It's not like he
like intended to you that. I mean, he just took something.
It could have been a candy bar.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Where did he steal it from?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Usc? Like someone just left it around hanging around like
off the near the campus.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Well yeah, no, where are you going with that? I mean,
do you want to know the bench there?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
I want more details of this story.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Is what I want.
Speaker 9 (14:29):
News anchor's got to have more.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Details on this.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I said, that just doesn't really seem very proportional.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
I mean, it's not like he was going to going
to steal something that was worth more than half a
million dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Right, And what are you going to do with this guy?
You know, he's got nothing and he's got no sense
of what expensive musical equipment is all about he can't
put him to work. He can't put him to work,
like at a guitar center store, he'll give away the store.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Did he steal it if it was just left around? Yeah,
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
You know, it was on a bench.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
She left it.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
The student left it. She should be also reprimanded as well.
And then he took it and they they found it,
though they didn't find it immediately when they found the
homeless guy.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah, it hopped around.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah, it was overnight that they found it.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Oh, listen to this.
Speaker 9 (15:15):
So police allege that the suspect, who believe it is homeless,
followed a USC graduate student into the music department.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
The student swiped her card for.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
Door access, which people police believe allowed him to slip
in behind the student.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Save more her fault.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
It's not her fault, although I do that, like if
somebody's coming up there, but if somebody's coming up the elevator.
We have a secure elevator. You have to use the
card key and they get off with me. I'm like,
I don't say anything. I'm like, yeah, I'm sure you
work here. I don't recognize it.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Jell us.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
They try to tell us what we need to I
know people are.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Right depending on you know, on who the guy or
the gal is, you know, if they're how they're dressed
or anything. I ninety nine hundred percent of the time
going yep, it must work here.
Speaker 9 (16:00):
Oh I act like, oh I forgot something and I
get off the elevator.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Oh you do, I've turned people down. Well, you've turned
people away.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Yeah, I got so scared.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I don't want to get in trouble that it's my
fault that I let someone in. Yeah, because somebody if
they steals any if they steal anything, it's your it's
on you.
Speaker 11 (16:15):
So they've they've come up to me and be like, uh,
I'm on the fifth I'm on the fifth floor.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
I'm like, if you don't have your idea, you can't
come up with me. Okay, Belly, I'm gonna take something
back from you, away from you and angel here. I
think that this guy, I I think that it's exactly
the opposite of what I said to you before about
the bricks, about the stones through the window. I expect
more out of you guys. I think steph Ouche is
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the king really, Yeah, because he's turned people away. I
never have the balls to do it. Krozier. I don't
know if Krozer doesn't. Krozer probably just yells at the person.
Because when when Steph started here, I said to him,
I said, Steph Fush, I said, you're gonna learn a
lot from Krozer. But he gets hot.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Well, I just don't want to get in trouble.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Oh yeah, no, you're gonna learn. There's nobody who trains
anybody better than the newsroom than Krozer. But he's gonna
go off at some point on you.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
It's gonna get.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
No, it's gonna come, it's gonna get.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
He screams down the you know off.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Oh yeah, screams he told he yelled at Steph Fush
and Steph Fush's first week. You remember this, Steph Fushi.
But my mics hot, it's my station, and I'm like,
whoa that he's rolling that new kid.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KF
I am six forty.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I did.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I did hypnosis when I smoked cigarettes, And what did
they do? It was a lady. She sat me down
and she tried to put me in like a trance,
and she kept she I remember, she said, she said
there are five hundred. Oh no, she said, all these
cigarettes go to the ocean and and and five million
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species have been wiped out by just cigarettes alone. And
I stopped and I said, wait, wait how much? And
you know, she goes, she don't say anything. And I said,
well that that seems like a high number. What'd you say?
You said, like five million, five million species have been
killed by cigarettes? Because yeah, five million species have been
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wiped out by cigarette butts in the ocean. I said, well,
where'd you get that from? She say, no, no, you're
supposed to close your eyes, and just I said, okay,
but that's stat seems high. I don't know, all right,
she go right back to it, Okay, back to what trancing.
So she kept saying, I, you know, your lungs are
going to feel like the oil in the ocean from
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the Exxon Valdez that leaked, you know, that leaked forty
billion gallons, forty billion barrels of oil into pristine Alaskan waters.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I said, how many?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Forty billion? Seems high? And she was off with all
of her way, off with all our numbers. And so
by the time I got out of there, before there
was in an office building I remember in Sherman Oaks,
and before I paid for parking, I was smoking. I
remember the guy asked me, he goes, can you put
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that out while you're paying for parking.
Speaker 11 (19:41):
Usually it's more than one people I know who've had
successful hypnosis treatment for smoking, it's more than one thing.
Sometimes it''ll be two or three sessions, and then they
give you like some home thing that you listen to
that that reinforces what the session was.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Doesn't sound like you I had any of that.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I had nothing like that. Did you get Have you
ever had acupuncture?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Oh, I'm in the middle of it now.
Speaker 11 (20:05):
I've got one really I think good acupuncturist and one
maybe uh I didn't talk about on my back from
my back.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
No. Wait, does acupuncture work for you?
Speaker 11 (20:17):
Hard to say, because I think it does a little bit,
But it depends who's doing it. Here's the problem when
my uh, I have so many physical issues.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Did you get I give you that business card a
guy named Steve Needles?
Speaker 11 (20:31):
Did you ever call him? I I have to get
on that. Sorry, I've got so many other at the track.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Steve Needles the accupuncture.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah, I met at the track, Yeah, what could seem good?
Guy's hands are filthy though.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
No, yeah, that's tough.
Speaker 11 (20:44):
Well, it's funny should say that because I go to
one acupuncturist who speaks no English. Okay, so I speak
to him through the but I see, I kind of
like that. That makes it feel like it's the it's
the Asian arts, right, So I speak through the nurse,
who also thick accent. But again I love that too.
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And with my back, so he was treating me for
my hand. I'm having some problems in my hand, and
we go to the back because I've had this back
issue as you know, over the last month really bad.
And he said, okay, we're going to be doing this,
and there was some kind of awkward exchange because I
can't understand him, and she said, he wants you to
know that during this acupuncture thing, he's going to be
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putting a needle and I thought, she said up your
and she used the word anuska, which is really not
something I want, regardless of how sure well it works.
And I said, he's going to be putting a needle
up my that area and she said no, no, no, no, not,
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I'm not in for it.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
She said, but right above.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
She said, oh my god.
Speaker 11 (21:57):
Yeah, So I said, I don't know if I said,
I'm not really in trouble with that. To be honest,
I don't really, you know, I'm wondering if there are
there any other areas, like can I see the whole
chart there with all the little point is this?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
The guy had a Sherman Oaks called Weird Weird Larry.
Speaker 11 (22:11):
Honest to god, So I did it three for four sessions.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
And he put one of those needles in your took us.
Speaker 11 (22:18):
He did not not in your took us. It's at
the base of your spine, but it's close enough that
I can't understand why you'd need warning.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
It was. It's no, I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Right below your tramp stamp.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Exactly.
Speaker 11 (22:31):
That's the spot I said, that's reserved for relationships.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Did it work though, no, it didn't.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
You know.
Speaker 11 (22:40):
The thing is, here's what happens. I was taking so
much other medicine for it, the steroids and everything to
take the inflammation down that everybody who I was being
treated by the acupunctures had two acupunctures working on me
and a chiropractor.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
They're all taking credit for me. Feeling better.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Have you always had a bad back?
Speaker 11 (22:57):
Oh, yeah, I always have. I had a bad back
on his sixteen, but I was athletic. I just uh,
I've had real bad back issues all my life.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah, is it redit tod your mom data?
Speaker 3 (23:07):
No, they didn't have you know, I've got you know.
It's weird.
Speaker 11 (23:10):
It's wild man, Right, I'm just the bad one off
the factory line.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
I see. Yeah, all right, But.
Speaker 11 (23:15):
Anyway the answer is I still do the acupuncture and
the cupping.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Have you done the cupping?
Speaker 10 (23:20):
No?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Well that's a big thing with acupuncture now they do.
Speaker 11 (23:23):
The Tim's looking and they're like, dude, he didn't even
want to as well. Maybe that's say No, the cupping
has nothing to do with your private parts or any
of that. It's these are glass I believe things that
suck the skin.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Into your seen that before, haven't you?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Yeah you said it so. I don't know it works,
but that's part of the acupunctual treatment.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
That's wild man. Is that working? Cupping?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I don't like it, but I don't know.
Speaker 11 (23:51):
I don't know if it's I don't know what I
think that real acupunctures time seeing now actually is making
some small like incremental improvement and conditions.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
So all right, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
So there you go. I'll keep you both.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Why don't you just drink more?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
All right?
Speaker 11 (24:05):
Well I have as you're aware, I've not. I've not
ruled that out. Okay, yeah, very good.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KF
I am six forty.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
No your cute jeans, a beut angel does. And you
know what that's from? Your cute jeans? You know what
that's from? Huh huh huh huh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
do you know what it's from? H Krozier or no,
Dana stephooje Nope, nobody knows what that that references. Noe,
your cute genes? No you mean these genes? No, these
(24:39):
are my genes. No, no your cue jens. You mean
my jeans are cute? No, your cute jeans. It's the Kardashians.
At one point, one of the Jener kids said to
their mom your cute jeans, and she goes, oh, these
are these aren't new? Because no, no, no, not those
your cue jenes. She was, No, they're not your cu
chan they're my jeans. He goes, no, no, your que
(25:00):
jeans your cute jeans. You've never heard that? That that
that's a very famous run. It is.
Speaker 9 (25:06):
Yeah, I didn't know you were so up on the
Kardashians famous.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Uh oh, I see Okay, trying to reduce it to
you know, your your inability to you know, follow pop culture,
to my obsession with them. I got it.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
I get that.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
That's stings stings, right, Okay, that's cool. Sorry, So I
just looked that up. It's very popular.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
It's so popular.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
She actually named one of her lipstick lines after that color.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Que jeans?
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Your cute jeans lip shine lacquer like Kylie Jenner.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
So what was the That's great that I know that
and you guys don't.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
It's weird.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
It's not you know because I saw it. I'm on
YouTube Kardashians in order okay, in order of age. I
couldn't name them if they were sitting in front of
you name tags on them. I know, Kim, don't don't
tell me, Okay, I know. I got to write these down. Okay,
it's my knowledge.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Are you doing it in order of age?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
No, I'm doing ch in order of people. I would
not be uh. I invited to at the same party.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
It's the chronological Kardashians.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Okay, there's there's Kim, right, Chloe, Ki, Caitlin.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
We we'll take that.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Bruce. No, I get double this, I get Kardashian No, no.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Jenner's and kardash I get to there, I get one.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
What are you one and a half to? I get
to past past.
Speaker 12 (26:43):
Come on, okay, wait a minute, okay, uh Chloe, Kim, Caitlin, Bruce, Oh,
the mom, the mamager.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
What's your name?
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Love my life?
Speaker 9 (27:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
I know that's uh. I love my friends.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Oh yeah, I love my friends. Okay, there's a north
that is a child of one of them.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
We'll accept that.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
That's her last name.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Whatever, Northwest is the name? Mhm? Is she going in
the right direction?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Life?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Ding dong? All right? God, I don't remember that other
kid's name, the one that oh, the one that had
that that Ka sick right, the Scott district who's married
to Scott Dissick.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Nobody was ever married.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
That's the girlfriend. Yeah, what was that?
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Well, you need to tell us.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
No, I don't know what's her name.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
It begins with a K.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Courtney Courtney.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
My niece's name is Courtney. I should know that all
right then, then who are the other the Jenner kids?
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Kylie, Yes, that's the makeup one.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Now you need the model, Oh the model?
Speaker 13 (28:03):
I oh models, Karen? No, I don't I Ava? No
like Ava?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
All right, I wrote even down anyway, so I guess.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Remember remember they all start with ks. Oh.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Okay, I.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
So the three the three sisters are kkk all.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
The sisters are kkkkk.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
All right, so Kylie Corona, but the k Cudweiser no,
Google country, No, just don't short three? Uh that's short,
(28:54):
isn't it?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
What is or?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
What's the other kids? Nay Kendall Kendall.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
And you're missing the brother.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Oh, I know that brother's name. I'll get that brother, Steve.
He's a Kardashian. He's got a real simple name too.
He's like Mike or Jeff or Tom and Bill.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Bill named after his father. That should help.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, I remember that dad's name.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
What's his name?
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Robert?
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Robert?
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Yes, you did pretty good?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
You did pretty okay?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
I don't really follow them, but I do know the
cute jeans thing.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
But you can quote them, which is your No?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
But I thought that that was funny. That was a
funny Longe, you're cute jeens. Yeah right, never heard it even.
I can't believe that nobody on the show heard that.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
I can't believe you heard it and remembered it.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah, have everybody on this show.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
You can't remember to button your shirt, but you remember.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
That you're cute chans because it was it was funny.
You're cute genes. Right, let me see if I can
find it here? It is, all right, here's the whole run.
All right, here we go.
Speaker 10 (29:55):
Those are cute chains, your cute chains. Those are mine. No,
I thought you said you're cute jeans. Those are my jeans. No,
we are cute jeans.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
All right, I'm going home. That's it. That's a nice run. Right,
you want to hear it again.
Speaker 10 (30:16):
Those are cute jeans.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
That's the mamager. What's her name, Chris, Chris. That's Chris
talking to Kylie? I think, all right, Chris talking to Kylie.
Speaker 10 (30:26):
Those are cut jeans, your cute jeans. Those are mine. No,
I thought you said you're cute jeans. Those are my jeans. No,
we are cute jeans. Huh, all right, I'm going home.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
There you go, Ding Dong crew, right Ding dong with them,
all right, that's all I remember from that program. All right,
I think I did pretty well, you know, for a
guy that does not follow a lot of Hollywood. I
mean if, if, seriously, if Harvey Corman and Carorabernet were
in the studio right now, I would be going, ah,
I know, I'm just not good with names like that.
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