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July 4, 2025 35 mins
Happy 4th of July 2025! - Tim's Ambition // Petro // Violin // Dog Poop Dump!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am sixty and you're listening to The Conway Show
on demand on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
You know, I was thinking, if you know, when the
day comes that Bill relinquishes his throne?

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Bill handle, oh.

Speaker 5 (00:13):
When he retires? Yeah, you know, is that around the corner?

Speaker 6 (00:15):
No?

Speaker 7 (00:15):
No, no, no, no, no, he's got many years left
in him.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
But like in five years, let's say, are ten years?

Speaker 8 (00:20):
Would you ever consider taking over.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
The morning show?

Speaker 9 (00:23):
No?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
If Gary and Shannon, do you say?

Speaker 5 (00:28):
I think now that's the move Gary and Shannon? Yeah,
put them in there.

Speaker 8 (00:31):
So no, no, no, no, okay, say they did?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Would you take over Gary and Shannon's?

Speaker 5 (00:36):
Would I take what like.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
The two the ten to two slot?

Speaker 6 (00:40):
Did you ever?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I don't want to go. I mean, what'd you say?
Would you say? What your mic was on? What'd you say?

Speaker 5 (00:50):
What'd you say?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I just.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Something about him?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Really okay that's where we are. Huh okay, what about ambition?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I heard just if you had a little ambition, you know,
maybe we could grow the show, Maybe.

Speaker 8 (01:05):
We could have a better son.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
I could be home with my husband.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
She could be making money.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
A grocer.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah girl, you go, girl, come on, Okay, I could
probably be a little more ambitious, but you ain't gonna
like it. Why it's I could turn it way up
and be really busy, and el of us will be
working really hard and and we might you know, move
to a different time slot and make a little bit

(01:35):
more money.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
But you ain't gonna You're not gonna like me.

Speaker 7 (01:37):
I'm not no, I should just for what I have
so well, like like Ernie Anderson.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Paul Thomas Anderson's dad was a cigarette smoker, right, and
uh A Dwinna, his wife had asked him to stop
smoking because he was just coughing a lot. And it's
not good, you know, for you to be smoking your
sixties and seventies. Right, So Ernie said, you know, Ernie
was the voice of ABC and you.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Know the Love Boat.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
You know then laverneon Shirley. You know that guy.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
He's one of the greatest guys in the world. So
he said, I, hey, man, I could definitely quit whenever
I want. This is my last cigarette boat. I'm done.
And then two weeks later, a winner raced out to
seven to eleven bought him a packet cigarettes. He said,
I can't deal with you, just smoke, and he said,
he goes. I told you, Man, I could quit. He said,

(02:28):
you ain't gonna like man, but I could quit. So
I could probably be a little more ambitious, to do
more social media stuff like that. Maybe get out, you know,
in the crowd a little more and do you know,
but I don't, you know, go to parties and yee.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
And work and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
But I don't think he liked that. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
I don't think i'd like him.

Speaker 7 (02:51):
Yeah, I'm starting to change my mind. Maybe we're just
okay where we are.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I was I was invited to do an event and
it was a police event, right, and I would say
yes to that, right, But I think this conflicts with
something we're doing on the air. But this is what
I want to say. I got a call today. I

(03:18):
got a call.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
There's a friend of mine that goes that went to
Bowling Green and the.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Only two I think there's two guys that I still
in contact from college. And I and I talked to
this guy or we text, I don't know, maybe twice
a week, right, or and I and I probably talked
him on the phone maybe once a month, which is
a lot for me because I'm not a really phone guy.
I mean, you and I don't talk on the phone
more than once a month.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
We don't talk on the phone at all, Like, what's
almost right?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, when we're both, you know, in the doghouse, we
call them like, hey, what's going on.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
That's the only one I nerve.

Speaker 10 (03:55):
I wonder how true Crow's doing at work.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
But so.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
And I've known the guy since nineteen eighty one and
again whenever he comes out here, stays with me. My
great one of the greatest guys in the world. So
we'll do a whip round here, not yet, but this
is a good, pretty good whip round. So he calls
me today and he goes, hey, I heard John with
your cousin Mark Bresnan last night, right he listened to

(04:22):
the show. He still lives in Ohio, this guy. And
I said, oh, yeah, Mark's Mark's grady. He lives up
near Groziel in Michigan. They're putting up that new bridge
from Michigan to Canada, it's the Gordy Howe Bridge, and
we were talking about that for a while and he says, hey,
he says, my wife and I are coming out there

(04:43):
in April. I'm like, oh, that's great. If you want
to stay with us. You know, we'll put an extra
bed in the room and you can stay with us.
He goes, Now, we're coming out on company business, so
we've got a hotel and everything. I'm like, oh, that's great, man, Well,
you know, see each other and spend some time. Then
he says to me, he says, my wife and I
I have never been to a horse race track. And

(05:04):
I said, oh okay, and he said, I'm thinking, you know,
I'll get a box and just me, you, your wife,
and my wife. The four of us will go to
Santa Andi together. Here's the whip around. What was my
reaction to that? He said, him and his wife, me

(05:24):
and my wife we'll spend the day at Santanita together.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
What do you think my reaction to that was? All right, step.

Speaker 11 (05:31):
Fush, I'm thinking that's awesome.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Okay, all right, that's good.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
I like the energy, right, and the positivity. I obviously
doesn't the new guy here, right, All right, Bellium.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
I don't know how you specifically backed out of this,
but you were like, listen, I think because he's a
good friend. You told him I don't do that. That's
not my thing.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Okay, that's a good one too. That's not it, but
that's I would have done that. That was second on
my list. Okay, all right, Croach, what do you think
I did?

Speaker 12 (06:01):
I think because you guys were such good friends. There
were a lot of curse words with a no in
there somewhere.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
Okay, I thought they're all great answers. Well two great answers.
Steph Oush was horrible.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
I hate to say this because it's not the good
side of me, right, but at least it's honest.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
I just hung up on him.

Speaker 8 (06:21):
You hung up on him.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
I hung up on him, and I looked at the
phone and I go, Wow, that guy doesn't know me.
I've known that guy for thirty years. More than that,
almost forty forty two forty years.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
I can see you saying, man, you really don't know
me to him, but hanging up.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
I hung up and he didn't call me back. Wow,
I said, buddy, that's not me.

Speaker 13 (06:46):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
KFI AM six forty Conway Petros as well from Petro
some money and I really enjoy that that challenge on
Sunday night. It gives me something to look at. I
like the cover High School, and it's just a it's
a great way to uh, you know, finish up the weekend.

Speaker 14 (07:12):
It's really cool, it is. I'm thinking of going back
to my postgame haunt, but I don't know, you know,
with COVID and all that. If I can be served
in the way that I need to be served, what
does that mean? I just want to go over to
Michelli's and eat pizza. Oh icy, Yeah, I don't want
to watch somebody singing in a mask?

Speaker 5 (07:33):
I see, okay, all right, but I do, and I.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Say a show tune in a mask.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
I like the the the Challenge this year where they
don't do the shtick of you sitting in a different
chair every week?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Are they? I was just a one year thing, like
five years ago.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
I understand. I'm telling you, it's a great show.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
I reached out.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
I appreciate that I reached out to Fred Rogan.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
And because I have it cell number, I'm there in
life right when I have I grew up watching Fred
Rogan on TV, right, and now I have it cell number.
As a matter of fact, you let me read you
exactly what I text him, and uh then I'll tell
you his response. All right, Fred Rogan, one of the
uh the I guess, the longest running sports guy in

(08:21):
l A. The Dean, absolutely, yeah, the absolute dean. All right,
let me see what was his name? Fred Rogan?

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Right?

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Fred? All right, Fred Rogan. He's one of three Freds
I have in my phone. One it's Fred Rogan, another
one it's Fred Dreyer.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Well yeah, that's eight. That is strong.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
And another one it's Fred Stoller, who's a who wrote
a book about being a day player or a like
a week weekly player, you know, on sitcoms. Oh okay,
and he's a very funny guy. So I wrote to
Fred Rogan, I said, the challenge. Look, the challenge deleted.
Freddie Mercury's right after, Yes, yeah, yeah, as soon as somebody,

(08:58):
even my mom, you know, so as somebody goes, I
gotta I gotta make roomin on my phone. I'm sorry,
but but you had, Freddie Mercury, I did for a long, long,
long time. The challenge looks better than ever. The highlight
of my weekend. You were the king of la and
I also love and and Petrose is the perfect partner.
I can screenshot this and send this to you, right Oh,

(09:19):
I appreciate that, he says to me, appreciated some technical
issues last night, but the show still dead.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
Did well you're the best?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Oh yeah, No, we had a terrible show and Fred
freaked out.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Was he would he did he yell or hit Anyboddy?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Uh? He used the F word.

Speaker 14 (09:37):
He said there was going to be a meeting after
the show. In his thirty years, he'd never been so embarrassed.
And that is when I grabbed my stuff and left.
I was like, I am not going to stay around.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
I was.

Speaker 14 (09:51):
I was halfway out the door by the time the
music was playing, Like I mean, I was out.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
For people who don't know the challenge, it's on four
Channel four. It comes on right after the last football
game of the day, Sunday night football, and you guys
talk about not only professional football, but mostly high school football.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
We just sit there and do our It's great. Look
and these kids and I have.

Speaker 14 (10:14):
Had the same stick on the radio since the early
two thousands.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Hey, if my daughter's a cheerleader, if I get them
on videos saying hey, we love the challenge, would you
guys air that?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah? Okay for the cheer ros, Yeah for the cheers.

Speaker 12 (10:30):
Yeah, what school are we talking about Burbank?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh the Bulldogs.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
No, No, I'm sorry, not Burbank, John Burrows.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Oh the change their name now they're the Bears. The Bears, Yeah,
but I used to be the Indians.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
I've watched them cheer long enough where I can do
it one or two for you if you if you'd.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Like, I'd like to hear it.

Speaker 12 (10:52):
Who rocks the house? John Burrows rocks the house? Who
rocks the house? John Burrows rocks the house? And when
they rock the house, they go all the way down?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
What all the way down? And so that's one of them.
I T to the A, Did the CA to the
E take that ball away?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
T to the A?

Speaker 5 (11:13):
Did the cat to the e take that ball away?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
See, I've believe you know, been to one game.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
I've already picked up two cheers.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Mean she's really a cheerleader. Yes. Now do they do
the more angular cheers or kind of the bouncy cheers?

Speaker 12 (11:25):
Uh?

Speaker 14 (11:26):
Then you know what I'm saying, right, like sixties fifties angular?

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Now then there's your eighties bounce.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
They do a lot of stunts, you know, they're lifting
p and stuff like that.

Speaker 14 (11:38):
A lot of the competition makes me nervous. Do they
do go fight win?

Speaker 5 (11:42):
I have not heard that yet.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
May I try it? Oh? Yes, yes, okay it is
a g Oh let me hear you say go go
that's right you night.

Speaker 14 (11:52):
Let me hear you say fight fight together again we
say go fight.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
No.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
I don't remember them doing that.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Did they do that one?

Speaker 5 (12:06):
I don't think they do that way.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Now there's two.

Speaker 14 (12:08):
You got spirits. There's the stiff white people. You got spirit?
Which is that we got spirit? Yes, we do, we
got spirit? How about you? That one's bay The good
we got spirit is the city school?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
We got spirit? Where it goes? We got spirit? Yeah? Yeah,
we got spirit? Yeah yeah. And then they put their
hands on their hip and they scrouch down and they
go we got what what what what? And then the
tiktoking hips? What what? What? What? What? What? What? We got spirits? Yeah,
they do the Yeah that's a good varsity, some good
varsity action.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
Yeah, we got yeah, we got spirit.

Speaker 10 (12:43):
Yeah we got what what?

Speaker 1 (12:44):
What? What? What?

Speaker 5 (12:44):
What?

Speaker 2 (12:46):
And they move all around when they do the what
what what what?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, that's a city that's a city vibe.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
That is uh yeah, they get that.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
One in Valencia and I and I think half the.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
I think one of the reasons why a lot of
the cheerleaders.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
You know, one of the highlights of being a cheerleader
is on game day you walk around school with your
costume on.

Speaker 14 (13:09):
Yeah you know, I went to school in the nineties
where everybody wore big clothes. I mean it just sucked, right,
and it wasn't cool to have spirit, and you know,
so I would put my jersey. We were supposed to
wear a football jersey on Friday, you know, gonna go play.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
Oh you're the worst kind of guy that would do that.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Well, I was, but look I was a bit to
be fair.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Did you have any spirit at all? I was quite
quite good. Were you a ladies man?

Speaker 1 (13:34):
No, I was a recluse.

Speaker 14 (13:38):
But I would stuff my jersey in my back pocket
and roll out like that like a g all.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Right, buddy, a giant stud for coming on. I really
appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Man.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
And the Petros and money every day on KLAC Home
of the Dodgers.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Right yeah, yeah, and then the chiunt Thanks Petro.

Speaker 13 (13:59):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
There was a violin worth a lot of money that
was stolen this USC student had asked permission to use
it during a performance. USC, for some reason, said, yeah,
it's only a three hundred year old violin.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Let's give it to the student.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Student left it on a bench, homeless guide took it,
and we are now off to the races. Three hundred
year old rare violin. Let's find out where this sucker is.

Speaker 9 (14:32):
A rare three hundred and thirty year old violin was
returned to its rifle owner.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
This three hundred and thirty years is older than this country.
Three hundred and thirty years is a hell of a
long time. I mean, three hundred and thirty years is
what what year would that be? Seventeen, sixteen nineties? Is
it the sixteen nineties? Sixteen ninety God amighty.

Speaker 9 (15:02):
This is a Giovanni Grancino violin made in sixteen ninety four. Okay,
we got twelve three one thousand dollars. USC student borrowed
the man.

Speaker 12 (15:11):
We did that quick math, and we got it within
a year. I'm surprised you didn't get that right off
the bed.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
That's great.

Speaker 9 (15:17):
Wow, this is a Giovanni Grancino violin made in sixteen
ninety four. It's worth six hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Usc student borrowed the instrument for a performance, but police
say a homeless man stole that violin when that student
left it unattended. The violin made its way through a
couple of homeless encampments before LAPD detectives tracked it down.

Speaker 6 (15:38):
Obviously, very very happy, relieved, to say the least. Obviously
something of this value that's rare. I mean, it's a
museum piece, it's an antique, and you know, once someone
knew it's value, we were never going to see it again.
So they were extremely happy, and we were happy that
we were able to get it back. It's a unique case.

Speaker 9 (15:55):
The violin was recovered in good condition, and the man
accused of taking it is charged with felony.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
Grand staff.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Oh, come on, all right, A quick, quick, quick whip around?

Speaker 5 (16:06):
Can we do it? Steph foosh? Can we put it together?

Speaker 2 (16:07):
I know I'm sort of calling an audible here and
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(16:31):
with you. Who is president of the United States when that
violin was was made?

Speaker 5 (16:41):
Just turn a name out there.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Abraham Lincoln?

Speaker 5 (16:43):
Lincoln? All right?

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Angel Martinez President the United States when that when that
violin was was made?

Speaker 15 (16:52):
Hmmm?

Speaker 6 (16:54):
When was the.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Alright, alright, Belly, you know what, Angel, I'm coming back
to give you the speech. I gotta give you the speech.
All right, Bellio president when that violin was made?

Speaker 5 (17:09):
Washington, Washington. I think Croser's gonna get this. Who's president
when that violin was made?

Speaker 10 (17:17):
Might as well have been me?

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Okay, it turns out Croscher's right, even though he's not
moting everybody.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
Who does that mean there wasn't one?

Speaker 6 (17:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (17:31):
Well there wasn't a president in sixteen ninety five.

Speaker 8 (17:34):
Well, first of all, we will have forgot the year two.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
But then I was afraid to ask because you just
like got on her about it.

Speaker 12 (17:41):
Yeah, man, he threw that out everybody.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
That's great. All right, I got to give the speech
to Bellio and Angel. This won't take long. This is
a short one, okay.

Speaker 9 (17:56):
Replete with a sigh.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
We do a show four to seven. Oh, it was
before the President's.

Speaker 8 (18:12):
By all means, just give Angel.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
And I the speech.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Well, okay, belly open, I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you
a similar story about what you just said in a
different fashion.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
When I was younger and we lived on Passadero Drive
in Tarzana, my brother and I were throwing rocks in
the backyard and my brother and I both broke a
window in the back yard of the house.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
We're throwing rocks around. We both threw it and it
went through a window.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
My dad pulled me aside and got really down on
me for doing that and told me I had to
pay for it. And he never yelled at me. He
didn't touch me, he didn't swear at me. He just
told me how incredibly disappointed he was in me. And
I remember where I was standing when he told me that.

(19:07):
And about a half hour later, I said, I said, hey,
you didn't my brother Pat, who also did the same thing.
You didn't talk to him at all? And he said,
I expect more out of you. Do you understand what
I'm saying? Yeah, okay, all right, so let's get back
to this. We have a three hour show that we do, okay,

(19:32):
three hours every day, and I'm trying to get people
to listen to the show. That's the that's the whole
object here. Every day you come in, you try to
get as many people as you can to listen to
the Show's that is the whole ball of wax in radio,
it's everything. If you have a million more listeners than
the next guy, you are the king. You write the rules,

(19:55):
you write your own salary.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
You are the king.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
So if I can't get the two of you to listen,
how am I going to get a guy in Colton,
a guy in Riverside, a guy in San Bernadine, a
guy in Orange County, a woman in Santa Clarita, another
woman in Ventura.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
How can I possibly get them to listen?

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (20:19):
What about Valley is another great one. Okay, take what
you want from that, and you know, and and and
text me your apologies if you if you like. And
it's not going to be you know, I'm not going
to embarrass you any longer.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Anymore.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
I'm just going to ask you in the future if
you can keep that in mind. Yeah, I will. I
absolutely keep that in mind.

Speaker 6 (20:49):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Oh you got and I love that you're thanking me
for that, But that means you're you're growing, belly.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
You have a lot of growing still.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
You're getting there.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
You both are getting there, okay, but I expect more
other to you. Okay, all right, let's find out what
happened to is violin.

Speaker 6 (21:12):
You know, once someone knew that's volume, you were never
going to see it again.

Speaker 12 (21:16):
So they were extremely happy, and we were happy that
we were able.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
To get it back. It's a unique case.

Speaker 9 (21:21):
The violin was recovered in good condition, and the man
accused of taking it is charged with felony grand theft.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
Okay, it's a homeless guy.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
He had this violin worth I don't know, five six,
seven hundred thousand dollars depending on who you ask, and
he had it and he could have sold it, but
he didn't know what he had, so he just kept
it in his pile of crap and they found it
and they got it back. I don't know, that seems
kind of like felony, Like, well, it's over nine hundred
and twenty dollars.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
He didn't know that.

Speaker 12 (21:49):
He just took something right there. It's not like he
like intended to do that. I mean, he just took something.
It could have been a candy bar.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Where'd he steal it.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
From USC like like someone just left it or hanging
around like off the near the campus.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Wow?

Speaker 12 (22:07):
Hell yeah, No, where are you going with that? I mean,
do you want to know the bench?

Speaker 5 (22:14):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (22:14):
There?

Speaker 8 (22:16):
I want more details of this story.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
That's what I want news anchors to have more details
on this.

Speaker 10 (22:26):
I said, that just doesn't really seem very proportional.

Speaker 12 (22:28):
I mean, it's not like he was going to going
to steal something that was worth more than half a
million dollars, right.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
And what are you going to do with this guy?
You know, he's got nothing and he's got no sense
of what expensive musical equipment is all about. You can't
put him to work. You can't put him to work
like at a guitar center store. He'll give away the storm.

Speaker 10 (22:49):
Did he steal it if it was just left around?

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah? I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
You know, it was on a bench, she left it,
the student left it. She should be also reprimanded as well.
And then he took it and they they found it,
though they didn't find it immediately when they found the
homeless guy.

Speaker 10 (23:04):
Yeah, it hopped around.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Yeah, it was overnight that they found it.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Oh, listen to this.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
So police allege that the suspect, who believe it is homeless,
followed a USC graduate student into the music department.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
The student swiped her card.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
For door access, which people police believe allowed him to
slip in behind the student.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
It's more her fault. It's not her fault, although I do.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
That, like if somebody's coming up, but if somebody's coming
up the elevator. We have a secure elevator. You have
to use the card key. And they get off with me.
I'm like, I don't say anything. I'm like, yeah, I'm
sure you work here. I don't recognize it.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Jell us.

Speaker 10 (23:38):
They try to tell us what we need to.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
I know people are right, depending on you know, on
who the guy or the gal is, you know, if
they're hell, they're dressed or anything. I ninety nine hundred
percent of the time going yep, it must work here.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
I act like, oh I forgot something, and I get
off the elevator.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
Oh you do, And I've turned people down. Well, you've
turned people away, Yeah, I got.

Speaker 11 (24:00):
I'm so scared. I don't want to get in trouble.
That it's my fault that I let someone in.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah, because somebody if they steals any if they steal anything,
it's your it's on you.

Speaker 11 (24:07):
So they've they've come up to me and be like, uh,
I'm on the fifth I'm on the fifth floor. I'm like,
if you don't have your idea, you can't come up
with me.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Okay, Belly, I'm gonna take something back from away from
you and Angel here. I think that this guy, I
I think that it's exactly the opposite of what I
said to you before about the bricks, about the stones
through the window. I expect more out of you guys.
I think Stephus is the king, really yeah, because he's

(24:39):
turned people away. I never have the balls to do it. Krozer,
I don't know if Krozer doesn't don't. Krozer probably just
yells at the person because when when Stephu started here,
I said to him, I said, Stephush, I said, you're
gonna learn a lot from Krozer, but he gets hot.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
Well, I just don't want to get in trouble. Oh yeah, no,
you're gonna learn.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
There's nobody who trains anybody better than the newsroom than Krozier.

Speaker 15 (25:10):
But he's gonna go off at some point on you.
It's gonna get, it's gonna come, it's gonna get.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
He screams down the you know off.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
He told.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
He yelled at Steph Fush and Stephus first week. You
remember this, Stephush, but my it's my station and I'm like,
whoa that he's rolling that new kid.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
No, you're gonna learn.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
There's nobody who trains anybody better than the newsroom than Krozier.

Speaker 15 (25:46):
But he's gonna go off at some point on you.
It's gonna get, it's gonna come, it's gonna get.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
He screams down the you know off, he told.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
He yelled at Steph Fush and Stephus first week. You
remember this, staffs go it's my station, and I'm like, wow,
he's rolling that new kid.

Speaker 13 (26:18):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I Am six forty.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Shannon Farren was talking about people dumping their dog doodo
into her trash can, and the promo sounds something.

Speaker 16 (26:34):
Like this, When you put your dog in my garbage
can after the garbage fan has already been there, I've
got to wheel that thing back in there and smell
your dogs for another week, and I decided that I
would make a laminated sign and put it on the
trash man that says, hey, can you just move on
to the next one?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Jerry and Shannon.

Speaker 6 (26:51):
Have I made the sign? No?

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Do I still get angry?

Speaker 13 (26:54):
Yes, time and on demand anytime on the iHeart Radio.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
This happened to me today on the way to work.
There's a guy walking down. We live on an alley.
I know, pretty ritzy, huh. Guy walking down the alley
and he goes to put his dog's feces in my
trash cam and I at the same time. I opened

(27:20):
the garage door, and he closes the lid and he
grabs the dog, Dodo, and he walks away, and I said,
I said, hey, hey.

Speaker 12 (27:29):
Hey, hey, He goes, Oh no, no, he goes, I'm not
gonna put it in And I said, no, no, no, no,
feel free to put it in there.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
You can put anything you want in there. I don't
give a rat's ass. You can literally put a baby
grand piano in there. I don't care. I'm not one
of those guys that cares. You want to put your
dog Doodoo in there instead of carrying it around because
you look like an idiot carrying a bag of dog feces,
that little green, tiny bag that's all tied up and

(27:59):
you're walking around. How do you think your dog feels
when you're walking around with your dog's s in your hand.
Doesn't he feel like he sort of owns you? I
would think so.

Speaker 12 (28:10):
When I had the dog and I had and I
was the one doing the walks with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's why I prefer cats personally. Yeah, I'll have to
clean it out then clean a box up, but it's
like a one and done every single time they go
to the bathroom, I have to be there.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
But our our dogs, uh.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
When first of all, you can throw anything you want
in our can and I don't know, it bothers my
wife though maybe it's a gender thing. I don't know,
but it bothers my wife. If somebody throws up, you know,
their dog s in earth them. Yeah, but it I
it Also, it doesn't bother me either. When somebody goes
through my recyclables to take out cans, I don't care. Look,

(28:49):
it's on the street, it's it's it's up for grabs
as as soon as they keep the area clean. As
a matter of fact, this happened in Tarzana. We lived
in Tarzana. We used to throw all our bottles and
cans into you know, the blue recycled bin, like everybody does,
I guess, And this guy was pulling out bottle after
bottle and he got so tired of it he just
took the whole blue can, through it on the truck

(29:10):
and left. And I thought it was hysterical. Guy's leaving,
He's like, I don't want to go through all this crap.
I almost going to take the can do it. Later,
I thought it was great. Man, the ball's on that guy.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Right.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Not only did take the recyclables, but take the whole
canon split.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
I thought that was great.

Speaker 12 (29:33):
But it is maybe. I don't know, Belly, are you?
Are you disturbed by that? If somebody throws some.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
I don't like it?

Speaker 1 (29:38):
You don't like it?

Speaker 5 (29:38):
Right, you don't like it?

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Okay, like go because Shannon's right, you know.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
Let's not say she's right. Let's just say you agree
with her.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Okay, I agree with Shannon.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
Okay, because because that makes me feel bad.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
If you say Shannon's right and I don't care, I
feel like less of a human being.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Well that's on you all right?

Speaker 8 (29:56):
No, uh yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
If they throw it into your emptied trash and you
bring it back and then you wait a week with
that in there, yeah, there's those that creates issues.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Right, But it doesn't smell. I mean it's tied off.
If it's tied off nicely, it's I think it's air tight.
I don't think there's any issue there. Yeah, but at
least they're not leaving it on the street.

Speaker 6 (30:13):
No.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
I understand that, But why can't they take it back
to their trash can?

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Because if you walk around with that green bag in
your hand, nothing says.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
If you do goofball, if you have a dog, you're
used to doing that.

Speaker 6 (30:24):
Nah.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Occasionally we're walking walking the dogs and I have the
bag and I start like swinging, oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 8 (30:31):
And John's always like, could just not do that?

Speaker 1 (30:33):
And I forget.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
I like, hold onto a bag, poo.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Right, And occasionally it flies open and then it's a shower,
got mighty, here we go.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
But steph wu shit, bother you. If somebody throws a
feces in your can.

Speaker 11 (30:48):
I personally don't care, but when I do walk the dog,
I feel bad putting it in someone else's trash can
you do. So I walked with it the whole way,
but it's yeah, I think we got to get it
together and just assume that every but he's trash can
is up for crass.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
You know.

Speaker 10 (31:02):
It's just so bizarre to me.

Speaker 12 (31:03):
It's like, what so I always think about that, Like
if Jenn and I are doing a little walks and
I got like some trash or something like that, and
someone's cans like down a little alley ways, it's like
right there, put it in there, And I keep thinking
to myself, somebody's gonna come on and go, who do
something on that?

Speaker 10 (31:15):
I'm just gonna throw it on the ground beside it.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
What do you want? Man, your own trash can about
up two miles from home carrying with me.

Speaker 10 (31:24):
It's either beside your can or in your.

Speaker 12 (31:26):
Can, that's right, Yeah, your choice beside.

Speaker 10 (31:29):
Your can or in your coin. Can you choose, mister
or lady?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Well, what would you rather have, you know, dog's feces
on the side of your can or in your can?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Exactly? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (31:39):
Either, Well you don't have that choice.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Yeah, you don't have that choice at all.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Man.

Speaker 10 (31:44):
It's weird.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
People get very territorial over their trash so weird and
it's a trash can.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
H It is an odd thing. It's a weird deal.
I'm gonna go put some trash and Crozier's trash can.

Speaker 10 (31:53):
I love that on the side of it.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
Please don't.

Speaker 10 (31:56):
I don't want to see trash on the outside of
the can.

Speaker 12 (31:58):
I'm like, why would somebody put the trash on the
outside the right there?

Speaker 8 (32:02):
That's Brian Reagan.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Remember when Brian Reagan came to visit as Tim and
he was walking by and somebody had rolled up a
piece of paper and it was like a foot from
the He couldn't resist.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Men's down and he goes.

Speaker 10 (32:14):
You were So.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
It's like Adam Carolla, you ever see those They don't
exist anymore.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
But in the old days, belly your dad ever smoked?

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Yeah, long time ago.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
The bean bag ash tray on the door, all right,
so you know what I'm talking about. It's a bean
bag ash tray and you put it on the dashboard
and it fills with cigarette buds and there's a little
smoke stain on the windshield, the inside of the windshield where
those smokes were brewing for decades. And then Corolla was

(32:48):
talking about you get to like a Long's drug, which
I don't think exists anymore, and the guy throws them
all out onto the street.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Right the door. Right.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah, he kept them for like two months and now
they just bang right on the on the street or
in the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Right.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 12 (33:04):
I love the ash marks, like right where the where
the glass in the window meets the upper part of
your door, from people.

Speaker 10 (33:10):
That didn't want to roll down their window all the way.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
To flick their ashes.

Speaker 12 (33:12):
Yeah, you see the accumulation of the burns on the
upper part of the of the door.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
And you can also tell when a guy or gal
is really interested in how their hair looks and they smoke,
because they're gonna have burn marks on the top of
their car, on the roof of their car.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
On the inside.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
They put their hand their cigarette and their hand through
their hair, and then christ, there's another scorcher.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
You don't see the bean bag ashtray anymore.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
It's gone.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Did your dad have one?

Speaker 12 (33:41):
Your dad smoked not cigarettes, but yeah, okay, yes he did.
My mom and dad both smokes cigarettes. And I remember
my dad and mom they would smoke cigarettes while like
taking six kids up to the mountains and all the
windows were closed.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
It doesn't really go on much anymore.

Speaker 10 (33:58):
Everything that my dad did, I mean from a drug overdose.

Speaker 12 (34:01):
And he just had so much disdain for people that
smoked cigarettes, like his ex my you know woman that
he married when I was thirteen. She she smoked and
he just just oh, those cats are like weird to say.
And he had the argument, he was like, those are
all chemicals. This is all you know nature. Was he

(34:23):
doing hard drugs or just weired? He died from crack?
Oh okay, all right for the most part.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (34:28):
He once told me that he did everything but heroin
because he didn't like needles.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Really yeah, wow, man, that guy went for it. You
gotta give him that though a.

Speaker 10 (34:36):
Little this little bit of that. He was in a
band in the seventies of Miami.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
I get it.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
I got it, man. That was the time to be
in a Miami, Miami band.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
That wo what a life? What a life? How old
was he when he passed away?

Speaker 1 (34:50):
He was forty?

Speaker 12 (34:52):
I was young eight, No, no, fifty eight. Fifty eight yeah, okay,
that's not bad. Yeah, yeah, because I'm three years from
his age.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Okay, so fifty eight is a nice run for a guy,
you know, doing crack and you know all kinds of.

Speaker 10 (35:03):
He was on and off.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
Yeah, he was on it off.

Speaker 12 (35:05):
He would take years off and then he would go
through a good months or year or something like that
doing bunch stuff.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (35:10):
I said, it's touchdown.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, and he lived fifty eight and then, like you know,
in the band of Miami in the seventies, a lot
of people like that.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
A lot of people enjoy.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
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