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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KFI AM six forty and you're listening to the
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on who celebrities are, Right, I've just never been into it.
I don't watch a little a lot of entertainment Tonight
or TMZ, and I don't know a lot of them.
So I'm in Las Vegas with a couple of friends.
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Is thirty years ago and there's one two one two
three four one two three four. Yeah, there are four
pictures of the people that were involved with the startup
of a place called Planet Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Right.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
They have restaurants, a lot of stars, and they have
a they had a hotel in Vegas. I don't know
if it's still there or not. And they had four
statues of these people outside. And my buddy Jeff Warnick,
God rest his soul, not here anymore. I missed that
guy every day, one of the smartest, funniest guys I've
ever met my life. And he said, I'm going to
give you a one hundred dollars for every one of
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these celebrities that you know, and I'm going to take
one hundred dollars away for everyone you don't know. And
I said, oh boy, this could cost me four hundred dollars.
So we walk over the statues and I said, okay,
that one is Arnold Schwarzenegger and he gives me a
hundred dollars bill. And I said, then the other one
is Sylvester Stallone and he gives me another hundred dollars bill,
so I'm at least even. And then he shows me
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the other one and he and he says, who's that
And I said, I have no idea who that is?
And he said, Tim, you drove him in a limousine,
a very popular celebrity, and you've driven him, you know,
you've driven him at least five times. And when you
drove a limousine, you picked him up and took him
to the airport. I said, where does he live, because
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he lives up in the up in the hills, like
either like Hollywood or no, I'm sorry, Beverly Hills, or
like West Los Angeles. And I said, I have no
idea who that is. And he says, okay, that's Bruce Willis.
And he takes one hundred dollars away from me, and
he says, and he says, there's one more. It's a woman.
And I said, I don't know. He said, you've talked
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about her on the radio, and you one of your
favorite movies. This this woman is the star of that movie.
And I'm like, god, I just don't know that that is.
And he said, I'll even give you the name of
the movie. And I said, what's the name of the
movie And he said, I think he said like terms
of endearment, and I said, I still don't know. And
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it was Demi Moore And he took the other one
hundred dollars bill. And I don't know if he was
in that movie or not, or if he was just
f one me. But he said he couldn't believe All weekend,
he kept saying, how the hell do you pick this
guy up in that limousine? Five times in the last
two years you talked him on the way to the airport,
and you never ever and you couldn't pick out his name, right,
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I said, I'm just I'm just not into how he goes.
You don't have to be into Hollywood to know this stuff.
You're mentally declining, that's what's going on. This has nothing
to do with entertainment Tonight and TMZ and you know
and and all these other celebrity shows. This is this
is a problem that you have? I said, well, maybe
the statue doesn't look like you know, Bruce Willis. So
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he stopped people that came by and he covered up
the name. You standing, remember you're standing on the on
the name, and twenty people walk by, Hey, who's that? Oh,
Bruce Willis. Who's this Bruce Willis? Hey, who's that? Before
he could before he could finish a question, Hey, who's
Bruce Willis. This is Bruce Willis, Bruce Willis, that's Bruce Willis.
Bruce Willis right there and w ware Bruce Willison. Wware
And weren't they married for a while? Yes, I think
at the time they were still yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
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I think that's another point he brought up, that they
were married, and I should have gotten that too, and
I didn't. But you know what, But the reason why
I don't, and let me defend myself here, when I
go to a movie, I don't want to know the
actors' names. I just want to for the two hours
i'm there, I want to be transported into a into
a place where I've never been before, and I don't
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know anybody Like I went to see that saving Private Ryan,
And I'm in the movie. About an hour and a
half into the movie, I look up and I sat
and I said, I don't know it was Jenner? Whoever's with?
I go Ted dancing? Because yeah, that's Ted dancing. Sh
I go, well, why is he in this movie? Is
this a war where everybody knows your name? What's going
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on here? So this guy's in cheers? Right, you gotta
shut that up. But he's in cheers. Now he's in
my World War two movie. He's in cheers because yeah,
he's in cheers. Like, I can't watch this anymore. I'll
be a meach outside.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
You're that guy.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I couldn't. I couldn't sit there and watch it anymore. Hey,
who is who is one of the stars of Sleepless
in Seattle? Who is the woman?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Ryan?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Meg?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Ryan? So with Jeff Warnick, we went out. We were
gonna have these two gals that knew each other, and
we were all friends. And then I don't think he
was very serious with the girl he was going with,
and I don't think I was here. We were just
all sort of friends. Maybe maybe who knows. And so
he says, let's go to a universal go see a movie.
You know, we'll pick up the girls, go to dinner,
go see the movie. He said, okay, I said. He said,
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I'll pay for everything if you do all the arrange
the reservations and buy and and make the tickets and
do all the calls. And my buddy had some money, right,
so I said, okay, I'll do everything. I'll range with
the girls, big a mop, go to the you know,
get reservation, eat, go to the movie.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Boom bang.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
But you pay for everything. He goes done, credit card
bang done. We pick them up. We go to that
that Mexican place where everything's big up at Universal. It's
really good too. I don't know if it's sill there
or not. We have a great meal and we go
to uh, we go to the movie theater. Harry gets popcorn,
you know, candy or whatever. And we're sitting in the
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movie theater and it's me one of the girls, Jeff Warnick,
one of the girls. Were sitting there, four of us
and it was a fairly packed movie theater. And the
movie starts and it says, uh, starring who is the
other the comedian was in the Was it Tom Hanks?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I thought it was okay, Maybe it was Tom, but
in Sleep Seattle was Tom Hanks. Yeah, okay, all right,
so Tom Hanks comes up and and then I was
the other one's name, and I'm gonna have to write understand.
So Meg Ryan comes on the screen and he leans
over the over the girl and goes, you didn't tell
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me he wasn't make Ryan movie. And I said, I said,
I didn't know to ask you, and he goes, I
don't sit through Meg Ryan movies. And I said, okay,
well just sit through this one. He said, lobby, And
he sat in the lobby for two hours. He sat
in the lobby for two hours. He says, I can't
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watch her on the screen.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
She's a door.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I think she's so good. Yes, I thought she was
terrific in that movie. That movie. She's really a cute
really cute and and and and that that's right. That
movie made her a huge celebrity too. Yeah, and uh,
but he didn't like right in front of this girl too,
because I don't sit there the magron and what did
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the girl think of? She couldn't believe it. She's like, wait,
where are you gonna go? You can walk around university,
be goes, No, just sit on one of those benches outside.
He sat out one of those like red benches outside
the theater that nobody ever uses unless your wife's going
to the bathroom. And he sit in for a second.
And he sat there for an hour and a half
or two hours. Went outside. He was there with his
popcorn was gone, the coke was gone. He was just
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sitting there like this frail old man. Right, but man,
it was so great. I don't go to Meg Ryan
movies and just for them, but for the girls. Can't
you sit through this? No, no, I.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I don't do it.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I don't do it. So, okay, we'll see that side.
All right, that's my megro Ryan story. I'm proud of
you sitting.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I love Meg Ryan. I thought she was and it
was a good movie. Yeah, the movie is great. Right
he missed out? Okay, But who is the other comedian
in that movie?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I'm oh, I know Rita Wilson was in it.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
And who plays her the guy who said I'll have
what or not olive what she's having? But there was
a comedian Billy Crystal, yeahs Billy Crystal. That was Harry
met Sally with Meg Ryan. Okay, it was Harry met Sally.
Really it was Harry met Sally. You are is Oh
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my god, comedian's right.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
That's why when I said Tom Hanks, you were like, yeah,
I was like Tom Hanks, I don't remember in that movie.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Well maybe he was, I don't remember.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Right when you got saying like the co star, I
was thinking, Bruno Kirby is one of those guys that
was in as a sidekick in all of those movies.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
And it's funny because he was a ssidekick to Billy Crystal.
So how great is that? Though? I can't even get
these GD movies right, how am I going to ever get?
You know, Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis. Oh that's great.
You can quote Kylie Jenner. Yeah, But the whole time
I was thinking Sleepless in Seattle, but where she had
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she faked that orgasm at that that lunch or dinner
at that deli with Billy Crystal.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
When Harry met Yeah, when Harry met Sally, all right, there,
I'm glad we worked through.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
But she was in both of those. She was Oh,
thank god, I thought it was going crazy. You're cute jeans,
got a mighty man. I gotta get some help.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
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Speaker 1 (09:45):
Costco a very very competitive uh parking lot. You've got
to compete if you're at Costco to get yourself a spot.
You can't lollygag in there and just hope you get
a spot. You gotta be aggressive to get in there
and get that spot you want.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Danville Mann said he was punched repeatedly in the face
by a driver who wanted his parking spot. It happened
outside the Costco on Fostoria Fastoria Way.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
What happened to this guy? What happened?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
That's where we.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Find KATVU is Alissa Harrington. She spoke with the victim
tonight about what happened. Alissa, how is he doing?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
That's right?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
You know.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I got a chance to sit down with him today.
He has two black eyes, a sore shoulder, and a
hurt knee and injuries all over his face. I want
to warn you that some of the images you will
see in this story are graphic.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Feeling like I got run over by a steamroller. Women.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
We have to have a disclaimer because the guy's got
black eyes.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I want to warn you that some of the images
you will see in this story are graphic.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Oh my god, where are we in life where we
have to warn viewers you're going to see a guy
with two black eyes, a little scratch on his neck.
I hope you can handle that. I hope that's not
too much for you. I hope it doesn't overload your senses.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I want to warn you that some of the images
you will see in this story feeling.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Like I got run over via a steam rollder.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
You know, the only place you should hear that disclaimer
is in some of these Middle Eastern countries where they'll
just behead a guy in the in the street. You know,
they'll be arrested for shoplifting, and then they'll just take
his head off, where his arm off. I don't mind
that disclaimer there.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I want to warn you that some of the images
you will see in this story are graphic.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, like a guy getting his head lopped off or
stealing something. I get that, I somewhat get that. But
a guy with two black eyes and a cut on
his lip. Get out of here feeling like I got
run over via a steam roller. My whole body is sore.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Craig Blackburn of Danville said he was viciously attacked in
a Costco parking lot Sunday during an argument over a
parking spot.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Okay, what happened, give me the details.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
This happened just before eleven thirty am at the location
on Fostoria Way. Blackbird said he had just finished shopping
and was loading up his car while eating a Costco
hot dog.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Oh oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, please,
please don't tell me you put all your crap in
your car and then you're gonna sit there in that
parking lot and finish off that dog. Please don't tell
me that that happens eating.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
A Costco hot dog when another driver waiting for his
spot got impatient.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
I'm with it. I'm that guy. I'm that guy. Yeah,
I'm not the hot dog guy. I'm the guy waiting
get out of here. No, you get no. Costco hot
dogs have never been hot. Yes, correct, at any point
in their career. Correct, they have never had any heat
on him at all. You don't need to choose swallowing
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move man, and you can eat a hot dog while
you're driving, or drive down the street and park in
the in the neighborhood under a shade tree. They're the
perfect eating driving food. That's right.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
How much time after you get back in your car
do you still get the parking space?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
A half of second?
Speaker 6 (12:55):
That's not fair making movements to getting the car movement,
sitting there doing anything other than getting that car ready to.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Go out, get out of that parking lot. You're done.
I disagree. You're done.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Hurled some insults out the window and told him to
hurry up.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Oh that's me. I love this guy. I'm that guy.
Get the f out of that spot, you hot dog
eating peg.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
This guy is sitting in his car and he says something.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
How many birds does this guy own? This guy have
like nine thousand birds? And wow?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
He says some things to me about.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, like get the f out of here with that
hot dog?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
My weight in eating a hot dog?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Oh no, Why would you admit that on TV? Why
would't you just say the guy went after my race,
you know, or blame something else. Why would why would
you say, yeah, he called me fatf and told me
to finish that the classic. All right, very good, we'll
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continue with this is a good story.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM sixty.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
The Cosco parking lot is the most competitive parking lot
in retail. Everybody's pissed. Everybody wants to get in there
and get out. And there's some rules about the parking
lot at Costco that everybody should know. You put all
your stuff in your car, you put your shopping cart
back in one of those corrals. Then you get to
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your car, started and get out. You're not to eat
any of the food. You don't open up the pretzels,
the eight pounds of pretzels you just bought. Nothing. You
don't get on your phone, you don't check your messages.
You get in your car and you move and you
get out of that parking lot. And man, is it vicious.
In that parking lot. You can do an entire show
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you like that cart. I'm surprised he hasn't done Costco yet.
You can do an entire show on just the raw
anger in that parking lot. People are pissed. They're angry
as hell. And especially in that Costco parking lot. Walmart
bigger parking lots, more of a casual crew. They're not
paying to shop there, and so that irritates people that
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they have to pay to shop at Costco. And When
you get to Costco, you walk in. Usually you walk
into electronics. The TVs, the cameras and all that crapp
are usually right there, and then boom you make. You
make a run for the chickens back in the in
the back, you make a left paper products, and then
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you make a run for the cash registers. But it
goes in an informal, unspoken circle. It goes counter clockwise
from when you get into Costco, straight back, quick left,
straightforward to the cashier. It runs in a counter clockwise
fashion in most Costcos. Don't swim upstream. If you're in
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liquor and you got to get the TVs, you go around.
You keep doing the counterclockwise circle until you find out
where you got to be. Don't swim upstream At me.
I will hit you with my cart to let you
know you're doing something wrong. And if there are more
people like me, more people would follow the rules. Don't
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swim upstream. Follow the rules at Costco. There's too many
angry people out there, all right. This guy went to
his car and was gonna eat his hot dog in
the car before getting out of the Costco parking lot.
I feel like I want a piece of this guy.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
This guy's sitting in his car and he says some
things to me about my weight in eating a hot dog,
and he wanted my parking spot and told me to
hurry up, and I told him to go find another spot.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Blackburn said, the wouldn't move. Other people started.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Honking, and what is that attitude all about?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I told him to go find another spot.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Go find another spot. That spot is not yours lack
of common courtesy. That's exactly right, it's common courtesy. I'm
not saying he deserved to get his ass kicked, but
he's very close. Look very close.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
I can either help you shove it in your mouth
or shove your car out of the space, big one.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Blackburn said, the driver wouldn't move. Other people started honking,
and the situation escalator.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
That's how it starts. That's how it starts.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
He was looking for a fight, the driver, No, he.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Was looking for a spot. You were looking for a fight, yeah,
stop with the hot dog in the car.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
He was looking for a fight.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
The driver finally parked somewhere else, but came back to
find Blackburn. As he was in his car getting ready
to leave his spot.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
He was still there. He found another spot and was
able to walk back, and the guy was still there,
eat not hot dog, point made that two pound hot
dog and threw.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Him on the ground. So I got out of the
car and I didn't have a chance to do anything.
He just attacked me and I fell down, hit my knee,
fell on my shoulder.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Someone called nine one one and police and firefighters arrived.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
But the suspect, Oh, now they're going to clog the
parking lot up with fire trucks and cop cars.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Well, when that guy got out of his car, did
he still have his hot dog in his hand.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I think he was just finishing the dog. Yeah, I
think so. I think so, or he should have been.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Someone called nine one one and police and firefighters arrived,
but the suspect took off. Blackburn was treated at the
scene and then taken by ambulance to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Man oh Man, he had an ambulance ride to the hospital,
which means that car is still in Costco taking up
that spot today.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I was in the hospital there for about six hours.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Okay, Well while you were there for six hours, did
you learn your lesson? Don't eat hot dogs in the
parking lot and you don't get your ass kicked. I've
never eaten a hot dog in the Costco parking lot,
and I've never got my ass kicked in the Costco
parking lot. It's a preventative measure. Don't eat in the
parking lot.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I was in the hospital there for about six hours.
They got a cat scan in a but ten or
fifteen X rays.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
All right, did you learn your lesson?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
And got hemorrhaging in this eye?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Hemorrhaging in your eye because you're eating a hot dog
when you should have been moving.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
I reached out to the Danville Police chief, who sent
my request to the Town of Danville's public information officer.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
God, how many people are involved with this incident? Guys
eating a hot dog in the parking lot. Now half
the town's involved.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
She confirmed officers were called to this incident and said
no arrests were made.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Good. They should have a parade for this guy. Don't
arrest them.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
The email said the case is currently under investigation and
will be sent to the District Attorney's office for review
once the investigation is complete. However, a friend of Blackburn's
also reached out to the town and got different information.
He says. An emailed response from the mayor's office indicator, Now.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
The mayor's involved. The mayor of the town's now involved,
because this guy's eating a hot dog in the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
He says.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah, because he can't stop with those hot dogs, he says.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
An emailed response from the mayor's office indicates and arrest
was made and charges were filed. Blackburn wants his attacker
prosecuted to the fullest extent of the loss.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Oh please God, it.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Wants to feel safe running errands in his own community.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Okay, then don't eat the hot dog in the parking lot.
You want to be safe, get in your car and
get out.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Well, I think people need to speak up and get the.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
That's what he was doing. He was speaking up to
get you the hell out of the parking lot. He's
going to do this again. He's going to do it again.
He's going to keep eating the hot dog. Yes, he's
going to do it again and again and again and again.
And I'm warning you people, if you want to get
your ass kicked in the Costco parking lot, do that.
Do that, do that, and you'll find a four or
five guys beating the hell out of you and everybody
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else around applauding those guys. Get out of the parking lot.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KF
I am six forty.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I only have one of those stories, grocers, like a ninety.
None of them where you know you get you got
hit on by somebody who's really influential in the business,
in show business or you know, really could make your
your life better, you know, with a job promotion and
crap like that. But there was a big agent in Hollywood,
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agent slash manager and I met him. Oh, I thought
you were gonna say Judy Denton.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Oh no, no, no, no way, wasn't she Judy and
I dated for three months?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
What do you mean? No, I'm just kidding. But I
was at with my dad at God. I think it
was like the Our Sinial Hall show is one of
those late night talks. Just I know it wasn't the
Tonight show. I think it was Our Sinial Hall. And
that manager was there. He represented some other big actor
or whatever. And we just talking backstage in the green
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room and and I didn't even know the guy was gay.
I thought, you know, we were just chit chatting. And
he said he had a poker game at his house
every you know, month or so. He says, a lot
of you know, uh you know, big Hollywood types show
up and we just played poker for a couple hours.
I said, oh yeah, poker. Yeah, barely even know and
(22:37):
I and I said, uh, I said, yeah, you know, uh,
if I'm in the area, you're playing, and you know,
stop by. And went over there, and sure not. They're
like seven people there, and I ended up knowing like
two of them. I knew one was a writer and
the other guy was an actor, and the other guys
were like producers and you know, Hollywood times. And so
we're playing poker. Everyone's you know, drinking, smoking, a good time.
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And then one guy gets up. He goes, I got
you know, kids to take the soccer in the morning.
Guy I gotta go. So he splits. Another guy splits.
So we're down to like four people and we're playing blackjack.
So you know, you know, it's not poker anymore. He
can't play poker with three people. So we're playing blackjack
and you know, other games. And it wasn't for a
lot of money, and so I said, I gotta use
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your bathroom. So I go to the bathroom in there,
for two minutes, and I come out and all the
other players have split, and this guy's on the couch
with a glass of wine, right and nothing on. No,
well he was fully clothed, you know, he wasn't there.
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We weren't there yet. And he said, uh, he says, hey,
why don't you sit down and we'll talk about your career? Right,
and and then I remember he goes, he goes, whyn't
you sit down and we'll talk about your career? So
(24:03):
where's you going to breakfast? Oh Jesus Christ, you smoked
by everybody tonight. A grand slammer. Moon's over my hand.
It was Beverly Hills Hotel was very good. I was looking.
I'm not a cheap breakfast. I'm not a Denny's guide,
(24:29):
you know, freshman, No, no, no, no, dude, this is
Mimosa time. You know, if you're gonna you know, hang
with tea bones speak if you know what I mean. No,
but I you know, I was saying I split, Not
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obviously I did split, and I and you know, but
I always I always thought I wanted to call, like
the all the other guys that were playing that night
and go, hey, you know that move may work on
some of the guys. But I wasn't into it, and
I was I wanted to like call him on, go, hey,
did you guys do this with other guys? I mean,
you got you know, you set another guy up to
(25:12):
get the you know, and I don't know, man, That's
what I was wonder about the process.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
When you went to the bathroom, was there a discussion
to be had or the second the door close to
the bathroom they all grabbed the coats and ran.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Obviously there was there was you know, this has either
happened before or he said, hey, you guys got to
get out of here. You know, I got the I
got young te bones to uh to tackle here. This
smoking lamp has been it. But it was on the
elevator ride down. It was on a big condo complex,
(25:45):
like on a you know, twenty twentieth floor or something
with that. But on the elevator ride down, I'm like, man,
I wonder if like other guys have you done this
or maybe they hang maybe they don't. And I felt dirty.
I felt like I was like, you know, if he
if you know, maybe if he just said, hey, you know,
you went into uh uh this, you know, did you
(26:10):
question whether you were sending him signals. Yeah, I thought
maybe I let him down.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
You know, if you've left something upstairs and you realized
it when you got to the bottom of the elevator,
which oh.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah, oh you're like a jacket or coat or something. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know, leave it there. I don't know. I
don't know. That's that's cell phones back then to text him,
call or go back there. Yeah, I buzz him up.
I go, hey, I left my card again up there.
(26:48):
Maybe I was given the wrong leave behind my penny
lovers and Cardigan are still up there? Can I slide
up them? Ascot? Maybe I was given them wrong. Say
that it's my fault. It's always the guy, always the
I've got.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
I've never had a I've never had the let's talk
about your sort of career, or the implication that I
could advance your card. I never had any of that.
I just had straight out, well, you never know what
you want. I want life until you try a little
bit of everything.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Is that right? I've had that? Verbatim said to me. Yeah,
like somebody once said to me, They said, hey, are
you gay? And I said, well, I said not now.
But you know, it's a long life. You know, who knows?
You never know. You had a glimpse of a guy
and say, hey, that's your butterflies, and all of a
sudden you're off to the races. What kind of funn
(27:39):
But you know, But that's but that has happened before.
I know a woman who was married to a guy
and she and I think she's even told the story
on the air before him. I think we had her
on and she told this story. But she was a
heterosexual woman with a guy. I think she had a daughter.
And she was playing tennis one day with another couple
(28:02):
and the and the woman like hooked up, not hooked up,
but glanced over the other woman and they both approached
the net and they said, look, I'm married and you're married,
but I think I'm supposed to spend the rest of
my life with you. And the other woman said, I
have the exact same feeling. And they both divorced their
husbands and they got married and they're still together today.
(28:23):
That was twenty years ago. Isn't that wild? That's why
I say it's a long life.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
You know, you never know what you want in life,
Try a little bit of everything.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I mean, it's you know, I obviously you know, you know,
I think, look, I'm fifty eight. I think you know
that you know the clock is run out. But I
think when you're younger, you know, especially nowadays, I don't know,
you know, you're in a bar and you look across
the you know, the bar, and you see another guy,
go Wow, what happened? That's kind of weird feeling, right,
(28:54):
But I think as you get older, you're like, you
know what, I think, it's just time to go to bed,
you know. I think as you get older, you're you know,
you're you're you know, you get set in your waist.
I use the same deterson I've used since I was
a kid. I get the same haircut, I get the
same shoes.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
You don't expand your life, you don't open yourselves up
for new ideas. But if you're young, if you're like eighteen,
nineteen twenty, and you know, it's not a big thing
anymore to be gay. I think that those that kids nowadays,
I have not more I hate to like misphrase it,
but they have.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
They're more open this generation to like everything and anything.
And back when I was growing up, you know, that
just wasn't the case, you know at all. So nice
to see progress. We weren't part of it, but it's
nice to see, you know, society progressed. You weren't part
of it, Yes, right, I wasn't part of it. You
evidently were a church part Yeah, that's right. Did you
(29:54):
turn it all down Cross? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
When he had when he said you never know what
you want, live to try a little bit everything, my
response was since he because he just prior to that,
he had asked me if I was dating anybody, and
I wasn't, but he said because you know, And then
afterwards I said.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Yes, it's pretty serious between me and this one girl.
I'm not seeing anybody at the That's wild, all right, man.
Everybody loves Krozier. That's the name of the new name
of the Showbody loves. Everybody loves Krozier because everybody loves Krozier.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
At one point in the in the industry here in La,
the radio industry, execs knew of me because of my
tight white jeans.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Oh my god, telling you it got Why do we
just know that something here? For ten years, I've never
explored your tight white jeans. Apparently it got around.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
All right.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
We gotta come back with your tight white jeans and
please tell me you stuffed them into some cowboy boots.
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on who celebrities are, Right, I've just never been into it.
I don't watch a little a lot of entertainment Tonight
or TMZ, and I don't know a lot of them.
So I'm in Las Vegas with a couple of friends.
(00:21):
Is thirty years ago and there's one two one two
three four one two three four. Yeah, there are four
pictures of the people that were involved with the startup
of a place called Planet Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Right.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
They have restaurants, a lot of stars, and they have
a they had a hotel in Vegas. I don't know
if it's still there or not. And they had four
statues of these people outside. And my buddy Jeff Warnick,
God rest his soul, not here anymore. I missed that
guy every day, one of the smartest, funniest guys I've
ever met my life. And he said, I'm going to
give you a one hundred dollars for every one of
(00:59):
these celebrities that you know, and I'm going to take
one hundred dollars away for everyone you don't know. And
I said, oh boy, this could cost me four hundred dollars.
So we walk over the statues and I said, okay,
that one is Arnold Schwarzenegger and he gives me a
hundred dollars bill. And I said, then the other one
is Sylvester Stallone and he gives me another hundred dollars bill,
so I'm at least even. And then he shows me
(01:22):
the other one and he and he says, who's that
And I said, I have no idea who that is?
And he said, Tim, you drove him in a limousine,
a very popular celebrity, and you've driven him, you know,
you've driven him at least five times. And when you
drove a limousine, you picked him up and took him
to the airport. I said, where does he live, because
(01:43):
he lives up in the up in the hills, like
either like Hollywood or no, I'm sorry, Beverly Hills, or
like West Los Angeles. And I said, I have no
idea who that is. And he says, okay, that's Bruce Willis.
And he takes one hundred dollars away from me, and
he says, and he says, there's one more. It's a woman.
And I said, I don't know. He said, you've talked
(02:07):
about her on the radio, and you one of your
favorite movies. This this woman is the star of that movie.
And I'm like, god, I just don't know that that is.
And he said, I'll even give you the name of
the movie. And I said, what's the name of the
movie And he said, I think he said like terms
of endearment, and I said, I still don't know. And
(02:29):
it was Demi Moore And he took the other one
hundred dollars bill. And I don't know if he was
in that movie or not, or if he was just
f one me. But he said he couldn't believe All weekend,
he kept saying, how the hell do you pick this
guy up in that limousine? Five times in the last
two years you talked him on the way to the airport,
and you never ever and you couldn't pick out his name, right,
(02:53):
I said, I'm just I'm just not into how he goes.
You don't have to be into Hollywood to know this stuff.
You're mentally declining, that's what's going on. This has nothing
to do with entertainment Tonight and TMZ and you know
and and all these other celebrity shows. This is this
is a problem that you have? I said, well, maybe
the statue doesn't look like you know, Bruce Willis. So
(03:16):
he stopped people that came by and he covered up
the name. You standing, remember you're standing on the on
the name, and twenty people walk by, Hey, who's that? Oh,
Bruce Willis. Who's this Bruce Willis? Hey, who's that? Before
he could before he could finish a question, Hey, who's
Bruce Willis. This is Bruce Willis, Bruce Willis, that's Bruce Willis.
Bruce Willis right there and w ware Bruce Willison. Wware
And weren't they married for a while? Yes, I think
at the time they were still yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
(03:38):
I think that's another point he brought up, that they
were married, and I should have gotten that too, and
I didn't. But you know what, But the reason why
I don't, and let me defend myself here, when I
go to a movie, I don't want to know the
actors' names. I just want to for the two hours
i'm there, I want to be transported into a into
a place where I've never been before, and I don't
(03:59):
know anybody Like I went to see that saving Private Ryan,
And I'm in the movie. About an hour and a
half into the movie, I look up and I sat
and I said, I don't know it was Jenner? Whoever's with?
I go Ted dancing? Because yeah, that's Ted dancing. Sh
I go, well, why is he in this movie? Is
this a war where everybody knows your name? What's going
(04:22):
on here? So this guy's in cheers? Right, you gotta
shut that up. But he's in cheers. Now he's in
my World War two movie. He's in cheers because yeah,
he's in cheers. Like, I can't watch this anymore. I'll
be a meach outside.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
You're that guy.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I couldn't. I couldn't sit there and watch it anymore. Hey,
who is who is one of the stars of Sleepless
in Seattle? Who is the woman?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Ryan?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Meg?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Ryan? So with Jeff Warnick, we went out. We were
gonna have these two gals that knew each other, and
we were all friends. And then I don't think he
was very serious with the girl he was going with,
and I don't think I was here. We were just
all sort of friends. Maybe maybe who knows. And so
he says, let's go to a universal go see a movie.
You know, we'll pick up the girls, go to dinner,
go see the movie. He said, okay, I said. He said,
(05:08):
I'll pay for everything if you do all the arrange
the reservations and buy and and make the tickets and
do all the calls. And my buddy had some money, right,
so I said, okay, I'll do everything. I'll range with
the girls, big a mop, go to the you know,
get reservation, eat, go to the movie.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Boom bang.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
But you pay for everything. He goes done, credit card
bang done. We pick them up. We go to that
that Mexican place where everything's big up at Universal. It's
really good too. I don't know if it's sill there
or not. We have a great meal and we go
to uh, we go to the movie theater. Harry gets popcorn,
you know, candy or whatever. And we're sitting in the
(05:47):
movie theater and it's me one of the girls, Jeff Warnick,
one of the girls. Were sitting there, four of us
and it was a fairly packed movie theater. And the
movie starts and it says, uh, starring who is the
other the comedian was in the Was it Tom Hanks?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I thought it was okay, Maybe it was Tom, but
in Sleep Seattle was Tom Hanks. Yeah, okay, all right,
so Tom Hanks comes up and and then I was
the other one's name, and I'm gonna have to write understand.
So Meg Ryan comes on the screen and he leans
over the over the girl and goes, you didn't tell
(06:26):
me he wasn't make Ryan movie. And I said, I said,
I didn't know to ask you, and he goes, I
don't sit through Meg Ryan movies. And I said, okay,
well just sit through this one. He said, lobby, And
he sat in the lobby for two hours. He sat
in the lobby for two hours. He says, I can't
(06:51):
watch her on the screen.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
She's a door.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I think she's so good. Yes, I thought she was
terrific in that movie. That movie. She's really a cute
really cute and and and and that that's right. That
movie made her a huge celebrity too. Yeah, and uh,
but he didn't like right in front of this girl too,
because I don't sit there the magron and what did
(07:14):
the girl think of? She couldn't believe it. She's like, wait,
where are you gonna go? You can walk around university,
be goes, No, just sit on one of those benches outside.
He sat out one of those like red benches outside
the theater that nobody ever uses unless your wife's going
to the bathroom. And he sit in for a second.
And he sat there for an hour and a half
or two hours. Went outside. He was there with his
popcorn was gone, the coke was gone. He was just
(07:35):
sitting there like this frail old man. Right, but man,
it was so great. I don't go to Meg Ryan
movies and just for them, but for the girls. Can't
you sit through this? No, no, I.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I don't do it.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I don't do it. So, okay, we'll see that side.
All right, that's my megro Ryan story. I'm proud of
you sitting.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I love Meg Ryan. I thought she was and it
was a good movie. Yeah, the movie is great. Right
he missed out? Okay, But who is the other comedian
in that movie?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I'm oh, I know Rita Wilson was in it.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
And who plays her the guy who said I'll have
what or not olive what she's having? But there was
a comedian Billy Crystal, yeahs Billy Crystal. That was Harry
met Sally with Meg Ryan. Okay, it was Harry met Sally.
Really it was Harry met Sally. You are is Oh
(08:35):
my god, comedian's right.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
That's why when I said Tom Hanks, you were like, yeah,
I was like Tom Hanks, I don't remember in that movie.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Well maybe he was, I don't remember.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Right when you got saying like the co star, I
was thinking, Bruno Kirby is one of those guys that
was in as a sidekick in all of those movies.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
And it's funny because he was a ssidekick to Billy Crystal.
So how great is that? Though? I can't even get
these GD movies right, how am I going to ever get?
You know, Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis. Oh that's great.
You can quote Kylie Jenner. Yeah, But the whole time
I was thinking Sleepless in Seattle, but where she had
(09:15):
she faked that orgasm at that that lunch or dinner
at that deli with Billy Crystal.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
When Harry met Yeah, when Harry met Sally, all right, there,
I'm glad we worked through.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
But she was in both of those. She was Oh,
thank god, I thought it was going crazy. You're cute jeans,
got a mighty man. I gotta get some help.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I am six forty A.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Costco a very very competitive uh parking lot. You've got
to compete if you're at Costco to get yourself a spot.
You can't lollygag in there and just hope you get
a spot. You gotta be aggressive to get in there
and get that spot you want.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Danville Mann said he was punched repeatedly in the face
by a driver who wanted his parking spot. It happened
outside the Costco on Fostoria Fastoria Way.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
What happened to this guy? What happened?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
That's where we.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Find KATVU is Alissa Harrington. She spoke with the victim
tonight about what happened. Alissa, how is he doing?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
That's right?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
You know.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I got a chance to sit down with him today.
He has two black eyes, a sore shoulder, and a
hurt knee and injuries all over his face. I want
to warn you that some of the images you will
see in this story are graphic.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Feeling like I got run over by a steamroller. Women.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
We have to have a disclaimer because the guy's got
black eyes.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I want to warn you that some of the images
you will see in this story are graphic.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Oh my god, where are we in life where we
have to warn viewers you're going to see a guy
with two black eyes, a little scratch on his neck.
I hope you can handle that. I hope that's not
too much for you. I hope it doesn't overload your senses.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I want to warn you that some of the images
you will see in this story feeling.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Like I got run over via a steam rollder.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
You know, the only place you should hear that disclaimer
is in some of these Middle Eastern countries where they'll
just behead a guy in the in the street. You know,
they'll be arrested for shoplifting, and then they'll just take
his head off, where his arm off. I don't mind
that disclaimer there.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I want to warn you that some of the images
you will see in this story are graphic.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, like a guy getting his head lopped off or
stealing something. I get that, I somewhat get that. But
a guy with two black eyes and a cut on
his lip. Get out of here feeling like I got
run over via a steam roller. My whole body is sore.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Craig Blackburn of Danville said he was viciously attacked in
a Costco parking lot Sunday during an argument over a
parking spot.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Okay, what happened, give me the details.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
This happened just before eleven thirty am at the location
on Fostoria Way. Blackbird said he had just finished shopping
and was loading up his car while eating a Costco
hot dog.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Oh oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, please,
please don't tell me you put all your crap in
your car and then you're gonna sit there in that
parking lot and finish off that dog. Please don't tell
me that that happens eating.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
A Costco hot dog when another driver waiting for his
spot got impatient.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
I'm with it. I'm that guy. I'm that guy. Yeah,
I'm not the hot dog guy. I'm the guy waiting
get out of here. No, you get no. Costco hot
dogs have never been hot. Yes, correct, at any point
in their career. Correct, they have never had any heat
on him at all. You don't need to choose swallowing
(12:39):
move man, and you can eat a hot dog while
you're driving, or drive down the street and park in
the in the neighborhood under a shade tree. They're the
perfect eating driving food. That's right.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
How much time after you get back in your car
do you still get the parking space?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
A half of second?
Speaker 6 (12:55):
That's not fair making movements to getting the car movement,
sitting there doing anything other than getting that car ready to.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Go out, get out of that parking lot. You're done.
I disagree. You're done.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Hurled some insults out the window and told him to
hurry up.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Oh that's me. I love this guy. I'm that guy.
Get the f out of that spot, you hot dog
eating peg.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
This guy is sitting in his car and he says something.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
How many birds does this guy own? This guy have
like nine thousand birds? And wow?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
He says some things to me about.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, like get the f out of here with that
hot dog?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
My weight in eating a hot dog?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Oh no, Why would you admit that on TV? Why
would't you just say the guy went after my race,
you know, or blame something else. Why would why would
you say, yeah, he called me fatf and told me
to finish that the classic. All right, very good, we'll
(14:08):
continue with this is a good story.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM sixty.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
The Cosco parking lot is the most competitive parking lot
in retail. Everybody's pissed. Everybody wants to get in there
and get out. And there's some rules about the parking
lot at Costco that everybody should know. You put all
your stuff in your car, you put your shopping cart
back in one of those corrals. Then you get to
(14:37):
your car, started and get out. You're not to eat
any of the food. You don't open up the pretzels,
the eight pounds of pretzels you just bought. Nothing. You
don't get on your phone, you don't check your messages.
You get in your car and you move and you
get out of that parking lot. And man, is it vicious.
In that parking lot. You can do an entire show
(14:59):
you like that cart. I'm surprised he hasn't done Costco yet.
You can do an entire show on just the raw
anger in that parking lot. People are pissed. They're angry
as hell. And especially in that Costco parking lot. Walmart
bigger parking lots, more of a casual crew. They're not
paying to shop there, and so that irritates people that
(15:22):
they have to pay to shop at Costco. And When
you get to Costco, you walk in. Usually you walk
into electronics. The TVs, the cameras and all that crapp
are usually right there, and then boom you make. You
make a run for the chickens back in the in
the back, you make a left paper products, and then
(15:42):
you make a run for the cash registers. But it
goes in an informal, unspoken circle. It goes counter clockwise
from when you get into Costco, straight back, quick left,
straightforward to the cashier. It runs in a counter clockwise
fashion in most Costcos. Don't swim upstream. If you're in
(16:07):
liquor and you got to get the TVs, you go around.
You keep doing the counterclockwise circle until you find out
where you got to be. Don't swim upstream At me.
I will hit you with my cart to let you
know you're doing something wrong. And if there are more
people like me, more people would follow the rules. Don't
(16:28):
swim upstream. Follow the rules at Costco. There's too many
angry people out there, all right. This guy went to
his car and was gonna eat his hot dog in
the car before getting out of the Costco parking lot.
I feel like I want a piece of this guy.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
This guy's sitting in his car and he says some
things to me about my weight in eating a hot dog,
and he wanted my parking spot and told me to
hurry up, and I told him to go find another spot.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Blackburn said, the wouldn't move. Other people started.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Honking, and what is that attitude all about?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I told him to go find another spot.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Go find another spot. That spot is not yours lack
of common courtesy. That's exactly right, it's common courtesy. I'm
not saying he deserved to get his ass kicked, but
he's very close. Look very close.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
I can either help you shove it in your mouth
or shove your car out of the space, big one.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Blackburn said, the driver wouldn't move. Other people started honking,
and the situation escalator.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
That's how it starts. That's how it starts.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
He was looking for a fight, the driver, No, he.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Was looking for a spot. You were looking for a fight, yeah,
stop with the hot dog in the car.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
He was looking for a fight.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
The driver finally parked somewhere else, but came back to
find Blackburn. As he was in his car getting ready
to leave his spot.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
He was still there. He found another spot and was
able to walk back, and the guy was still there,
eat not hot dog, point made that two pound hot
dog and threw.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Him on the ground. So I got out of the
car and I didn't have a chance to do anything.
He just attacked me and I fell down, hit my knee,
fell on my shoulder.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Someone called nine one one and police and firefighters arrived.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
But the suspect, Oh, now they're going to clog the
parking lot up with fire trucks and cop cars.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Well, when that guy got out of his car, did
he still have his hot dog in his hand.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I think he was just finishing the dog. Yeah, I
think so. I think so, or he should have been.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Someone called nine one one and police and firefighters arrived,
but the suspect took off. Blackburn was treated at the
scene and then taken by ambulance to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Man oh Man, he had an ambulance ride to the hospital,
which means that car is still in Costco taking up
that spot today.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I was in the hospital there for about six hours.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Okay, Well while you were there for six hours, did
you learn your lesson? Don't eat hot dogs in the
parking lot and you don't get your ass kicked. I've
never eaten a hot dog in the Costco parking lot,
and I've never got my ass kicked in the Costco
parking lot. It's a preventative measure. Don't eat in the
parking lot.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I was in the hospital there for about six hours.
They got a cat scan in a but ten or
fifteen X rays.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
All right, did you learn your lesson?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
And got hemorrhaging in this eye?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Hemorrhaging in your eye because you're eating a hot dog
when you should have been moving.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
I reached out to the Danville Police chief, who sent
my request to the Town of Danville's public information officer.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
God, how many people are involved with this incident? Guys
eating a hot dog in the parking lot. Now half
the town's involved.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
She confirmed officers were called to this incident and said
no arrests were made.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Good. They should have a parade for this guy. Don't
arrest them.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
The email said the case is currently under investigation and
will be sent to the District Attorney's office for review
once the investigation is complete. However, a friend of Blackburn's
also reached out to the town and got different information.
He says. An emailed response from the mayor's office indicator, Now.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
The mayor's involved. The mayor of the town's now involved,
because this guy's eating a hot dog in the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
He says.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah, because he can't stop with those hot dogs, he says.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
An emailed response from the mayor's office indicates and arrest
was made and charges were filed. Blackburn wants his attacker
prosecuted to the fullest extent of the loss.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Oh please God, it.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Wants to feel safe running errands in his own community.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Okay, then don't eat the hot dog in the parking lot.
You want to be safe, get in your car and
get out.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Well, I think people need to speak up and get the.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
That's what he was doing. He was speaking up to
get you the hell out of the parking lot. He's
going to do this again. He's going to do it again.
He's going to keep eating the hot dog. Yes, he's
going to do it again and again and again and again.
And I'm warning you people, if you want to get
your ass kicked in the Costco parking lot, do that.
Do that, do that, and you'll find a four or
five guys beating the hell out of you and everybody
(21:03):
else around applauding those guys. Get out of the parking lot.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KF
I am six forty.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I only have one of those stories, grocers, like a ninety.
None of them where you know you get you got
hit on by somebody who's really influential in the business,
in show business or you know, really could make your
your life better, you know, with a job promotion and
crap like that. But there was a big agent in Hollywood,
(21:37):
agent slash manager and I met him. Oh, I thought
you were gonna say Judy Denton.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Oh no, no, no, no way, wasn't she Judy and
I dated for three months?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
What do you mean? No, I'm just kidding. But I
was at with my dad at God. I think it
was like the Our Sinial Hall show is one of
those late night talks. Just I know it wasn't the
Tonight show. I think it was Our Sinial Hall. And
that manager was there. He represented some other big actor
or whatever. And we just talking backstage in the green
(22:13):
room and and I didn't even know the guy was gay.
I thought, you know, we were just chit chatting. And
he said he had a poker game at his house
every you know, month or so. He says, a lot
of you know, uh you know, big Hollywood types show
up and we just played poker for a couple hours.
I said, oh yeah, poker. Yeah, barely even know and
(22:37):
I and I said, uh, I said, yeah, you know, uh,
if I'm in the area, you're playing, and you know,
stop by. And went over there, and sure not. They're
like seven people there, and I ended up knowing like
two of them. I knew one was a writer and
the other guy was an actor, and the other guys
were like producers and you know, Hollywood times. And so
we're playing poker. Everyone's you know, drinking, smoking, a good time.
(23:01):
And then one guy gets up. He goes, I got
you know, kids to take the soccer in the morning.
Guy I gotta go. So he splits. Another guy splits.
So we're down to like four people and we're playing blackjack.
So you know, you know, it's not poker anymore. He
can't play poker with three people. So we're playing blackjack
and you know, other games. And it wasn't for a
lot of money, and so I said, I gotta use
(23:22):
your bathroom. So I go to the bathroom in there,
for two minutes, and I come out and all the
other players have split, and this guy's on the couch
with a glass of wine, right and nothing on. No,
well he was fully clothed, you know, he wasn't there.
(23:42):
We weren't there yet. And he said, uh, he says, hey,
why don't you sit down and we'll talk about your career? Right,
and and then I remember he goes, he goes, whyn't
you sit down and we'll talk about your career? So
(24:03):
where's you going to breakfast? Oh Jesus Christ, you smoked
by everybody tonight. A grand slammer. Moon's over my hand.
It was Beverly Hills Hotel was very good. I was looking.
I'm not a cheap breakfast. I'm not a Denny's guide,
(24:29):
you know, freshman, No, no, no, no, dude, this is
Mimosa time. You know, if you're gonna you know, hang
with tea bones speak if you know what I mean. No,
but I you know, I was saying I split, Not
(24:50):
obviously I did split, and I and you know, but
I always I always thought I wanted to call, like
the all the other guys that were playing that night
and go, hey, you know that move may work on
some of the guys. But I wasn't into it, and
I was I wanted to like call him on, go, hey,
did you guys do this with other guys? I mean,
you got you know, you set another guy up to
(25:12):
get the you know, and I don't know, man, That's
what I was wonder about the process.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
When you went to the bathroom, was there a discussion
to be had or the second the door close to
the bathroom they all grabbed the coats and ran.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Obviously there was there was you know, this has either
happened before or he said, hey, you guys got to
get out of here. You know, I got the I
got young te bones to uh to tackle here. This
smoking lamp has been it. But it was on the
elevator ride down. It was on a big condo complex,
(25:45):
like on a you know, twenty twentieth floor or something
with that. But on the elevator ride down, I'm like, man,
I wonder if like other guys have you done this
or maybe they hang maybe they don't. And I felt dirty.
I felt like I was like, you know, if he
if you know, maybe if he just said, hey, you know,
you went into uh uh this, you know, did you
(26:10):
question whether you were sending him signals. Yeah, I thought
maybe I let him down.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
You know, if you've left something upstairs and you realized
it when you got to the bottom of the elevator,
which oh.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah, oh you're like a jacket or coat or something. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know, leave it there. I don't know. I
don't know. That's that's cell phones back then to text him,
call or go back there. Yeah, I buzz him up.
I go, hey, I left my card again up there.
(26:48):
Maybe I was given the wrong leave behind my penny
lovers and Cardigan are still up there? Can I slide
up them? Ascot? Maybe I was given them wrong. Say
that it's my fault. It's always the guy, always the
I've got.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
I've never had a I've never had the let's talk
about your sort of career, or the implication that I
could advance your card. I never had any of that.
I just had straight out, well, you never know what
you want. I want life until you try a little
bit of everything.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Is that right? I've had that? Verbatim said to me. Yeah,
like somebody once said to me, They said, hey, are
you gay? And I said, well, I said not now.
But you know, it's a long life. You know, who knows?
You never know. You had a glimpse of a guy
and say, hey, that's your butterflies, and all of a
sudden you're off to the races. What kind of funn
(27:39):
But you know, But that's but that has happened before.
I know a woman who was married to a guy
and she and I think she's even told the story
on the air before him. I think we had her
on and she told this story. But she was a
heterosexual woman with a guy. I think she had a daughter.
And she was playing tennis one day with another couple
(28:02):
and the and the woman like hooked up, not hooked up,
but glanced over the other woman and they both approached
the net and they said, look, I'm married and you're married,
but I think I'm supposed to spend the rest of
my life with you. And the other woman said, I
have the exact same feeling. And they both divorced their
husbands and they got married and they're still together today.
(28:23):
That was twenty years ago. Isn't that wild? That's why
I say it's a long life.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
You know, you never know what you want in life,
Try a little bit of everything.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I mean, it's you know, I obviously you know, you know,
I think, look, I'm fifty eight. I think you know
that you know the clock is run out. But I
think when you're younger, you know, especially nowadays, I don't know,
you know, you're in a bar and you look across
the you know, the bar, and you see another guy,
go Wow, what happened? That's kind of weird feeling, right,
(28:54):
But I think as you get older, you're like, you
know what, I think, it's just time to go to bed,
you know. I think as you get older, you're you know,
you're you're you know, you get set in your waist.
I use the same deterson I've used since I was
a kid. I get the same haircut, I get the
same shoes.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
You don't expand your life, you don't open yourselves up
for new ideas. But if you're young, if you're like eighteen,
nineteen twenty, and you know, it's not a big thing
anymore to be gay. I think that those that kids nowadays,
I have not more I hate to like misphrase it,
but they have.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
They're more open this generation to like everything and anything.
And back when I was growing up, you know, that
just wasn't the case, you know at all. So nice
to see progress. We weren't part of it, but it's
nice to see, you know, society progressed. You weren't part
of it, Yes, right, I wasn't part of it. You
evidently were a church part Yeah, that's right. Did you
(29:54):
turn it all down Cross? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
When he had when he said you never know what
you want, live to try a little bit everything, my
response was since he because he just prior to that,
he had asked me if I was dating anybody, and
I wasn't, but he said because you know, And then
afterwards I said.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Yes, it's pretty serious between me and this one girl.
I'm not seeing anybody at the That's wild, all right, man.
Everybody loves Krozier. That's the name of the new name
of the Showbody loves. Everybody loves Krozier because everybody loves Krozier.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
At one point in the in the industry here in La,
the radio industry, execs knew of me because of my
tight white jeans.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Oh my god, telling you it got Why do we
just know that something here? For ten years, I've never
explored your tight white jeans. Apparently it got around.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
All right.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
We gotta come back with your tight white jeans and
please tell me you stuffed them into some cowboy boots.
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