December 16, 2025 • 33 mins
The show covered a developing investigation into suspicious items found in Glendale, as well as a motorcycle officer involved in an accident with injuries in Garden Grove. A “WHIP” segment touched on Elon Musk’s net worth.
Mark Thompson talked about doing voiceover work for an NFL commercial. Tim shared the story of one of his framed newspaper articles that had been auctioned off years ago and unexpectedly made its way back. Mark also mentioned a Huell Howser photo displayed on his nightstand.
Conway recalled giving Jay Leno his headshot to hang in Leno’s garage, along with a funny story from a Comedy & Magic Club show in Hermosa Beach. The conversation drifted to another humorous anecdote involving the song “American Pie.”
The hour wrapped up with discussion about whether “American Pie” has ever been covered by other artists, noting that Don McLean often performed the song twice during his concerts. The segment ended with talk about an Adam Carolla vlog in which Carolla humorously tells people at Home Depot that their project ideas aren’t going to work.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's camp I Am six forty and you're listening to
the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. We
have an update on the bomb squad and the potential
bomb in Glendale. Mark Thompson's with us. It's Tuesday. That's cool,
so let's get the update here. This happened moments ago.
(00:20):
There is a major intersection, some major streets closed in
Glendale because of a potential bomb or an explosive inside
of a suspicious car.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You Cancillos Phelis Road has been reopened following that investigation
devolving Glendale Police and the La County Sheriff's Bomb Squad.
They were focusing on that apartment building right there on
the left side of your screen. A search related to
an investigation into a suspicious person taken into custody last
night at a separate location. Now, his vehicle was taken
to a towyard. We have some video of that towyard
(00:51):
where they did discover some suspicious items inside the vehicle.
Right now, they are being tight lipped about this investigation.
Reporting Live Mayor seven nine, Chris Christy.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
All right, so it looks like the streets are open there,
so that's good news.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
That is good. Yeah, it's great news.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
We have a motorcycle officer that was injured and let's
find out what happened.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Here we have more breaking news our other Air seven helicopter.
It's in Garden Grove now where a motorcycle officer has
been injured in a collision with a car. Now you're
looking here at the eastbound twenty two freeway near Euclid Street.
Some eastbound lanes are closed as paramedics take that officer
to the hospital. You see that there the CHP telling
us the westbound lanes are fully open. We're working to
(01:31):
learn more about the level or extent of injuries in
this crash.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I got to call a buddy of mine, he works
in that area as a CHP officer I named Michael.
Got to find out if he's are But if it
was him or somebody knew, Oh, it's horrible.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
That's the that's the fact that we've been talking about. In
Garden Grove on that twenty two, they've got the carpool
and left lanes closed eastbound just before Euclid.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Eastbound twenty two's between the so it's after the four
or five east of the four or five.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yes, it's east of the four oh five and coming
up on Euclid Street. That's where they've got the carpool
and left lane off limits. Still they've got there's a
lot of lanes there. There's four right lanes that are open.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
But there's two left are shut down.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
When I asked for a while, when I asked if
it was east of the four to five, you said, yes,
it's east of the four to five, very condescendingly, like
I didn't know my freeways, and so we'll talk about
that later.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I thought it was sorry you were doing all these tracks.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
You're talking about.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I'm gonna say those shade of con below information. He
did not like the attitude, That's right, it was just
a little shade of it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Maybe I was going to go to a Knotsbury farm
with my wife, my daughter and one of my daughter's friends,
and I can't go.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Why my face, your face? Yeah, well I can understand that.
I can understand.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
That that face will slow you down at thoughts.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
That fact a lot of autographs and stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yep, yep, yeah, yeah, I can't come. My face.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Well, you know, Elon Musk, I was seeing a little
interview with him yesterday and He was saying that he
can't even go out in public anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Really, he doesn't go to elon.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
He was asking at him, do you ever go to
CVS or do you ever go to like or Target
or any of these places that are just sort of
you know, like a normal person might go into. And
he said I can't because he said, the minute I
go in, it's like a selfie line forms around me.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Is that right?
Speaker 8 (03:43):
Yeah, he possibly need to go to a CVS or
a target.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Well, only there might be that too, this man of
the world. That's not what he said.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, what is his Uh oh, let's do it his
net worth elon Musku and net word. Let's do a
whip around here. Now we got Steph fushback first one.
We got a shot at the music, all right, let's okay,
all right, elon musk networth according to.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Let's pick out a website here, let's go. There's more
than one choice.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, let's go with invest the Topia, Invest the Topia,
elon musk netword. All right, let's go with Let's start
with our guest here, Mark Thompson. I'll say two hundred billion,
two hundred billion, Crouch, I'll go five five hundred belly.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
O, I wasn't listening. What's going on? Okay? How much?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
How tall is snow Summit? What's the elevation is Snow Summit? No,
I mean the elevation? Oh, fourteen fourteen hundred? Okay, all right,
who's next?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Angel Uh?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Elon Musk's worth I'll say like eight hundred billion, eight.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Hundred billion, all right, Steph Bush, I'll say three hundred billion,
three hundred Okay. According to Investitopia E n vst op
e d I A invest op Investopia, Elon Moss is
on the verge of one trillion dollars space X's reported
(05:29):
pursuit of okay, but other sites are saying six hundred billion.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah, I mean I understand that.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
You know, they always talk about the trillion, but that's
in relation to other stuff that hasn't happened yet.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I see. All right, So Krozer one with ye six
hundred trillion.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Yeah, with six hundred billion, so five six hundred billion,
So five hundred is what Krozer guests.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Yoah, six hundreds in my head was with the Yeah,
you always hear that trillion, but it's always projected.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Yeah, that's a click bait type thing. Probably, Yeah, yeah,
I mean, f that guy. He's probably broke. Yeah, he's
got a five lunch, five hundred billion, got a trillion.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
All right, let's get into we got time, welcome back
and do this. Kevin Bacon is remembering Rob Reiner. That's
interesting audio. Also, when Harry met Sally, I I guess
Drew Barrymore was told that the ending was changed on
when Harry met Sally. That's interesting. And also the search
(06:24):
warrant is explained Why l A PD waited for a
search warrant and I'd never heard that before, but they
have a good explanation for it.
Speaker 9 (06:32):
I guess you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand
from KFI a M six forty petros.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Some money are doing your remote, I think from BJ's.
I think they're out of BJ's and they're giving away
all like the trophies they want in t shirts and
mugs and all that stuff that's fun. All stuff in
their office. If you go to their next remote, it's
they're giving all that stuff away. When where they got
that idea? Oh did we do that already?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Yeah, yeah, we did it at the White House.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, and already the stuff.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Is back office, the stuff that was wrapped up in baskets.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Is that stuff?
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, yeah, how did one of those baskets get back here?
Speaker 7 (07:14):
I think what wasn't the basket it was, and it
wasn't from this pasta thon. It was from a previous
when you auctioned off some items promotions.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Brought it back and left it on my desk. Throw
it away, throw it away, it's nice. I see. I'm
with you. You can't throw that away. That's bad karma.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
I'll bring it in.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
It's it's a nice I'm gonna I'll take it. I'll
take it.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Mark Thompson, he's coming in every Tuesday when he's not
on the high seas.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
And she is my mistress, Tim. I spent the weekend
with you with these ads you're doing. I knew it
was you immediately with your commercial you ran all over
for the NFL. Yeah, it's a great commercial. Yeah, thank you,
Because I'm Fox Sports.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Can we play it? Yeah, let's go for it all
right here it is market it's kind of different kind
of NFL playoff program promo.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Big commercial over the weekend, Dan Man, you get a
lot of money for that.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
It depends what you call a lot couple enough. Okay,
here it is Mark Thompson.
Speaker 10 (08:10):
It's hiring season and in the NFL every week it's
a job interview.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Record your phone or something.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
Bring unstoppable offenses, others lock down defenses, and some show
up fueled by nothing but pure grit.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
You're at one thing's for sure.
Speaker 10 (08:30):
Every team is sitting across the table, resume in the hands.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
You're doing something, but in this interview you know that
you did a good job.
Speaker 10 (08:38):
The questions are tougher. Is always running this January, the
NFL playoffs return, and only the best get hired.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
It's a job interview thing.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
James Ham, they kind of played on job interview for
company for Fox, the NFL, NFL on Fox. Yeah that's right, dude, Yeah,
it's really cool. I was really proud to do it
and really happy to do it.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
All right, that's uh did your audition? Uh no, I'll
tell you what they did. They offer I did.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
I'd done a NASCAR thing for them that they really liked,
and so they called my agent. They and I'll be
perfectly honest with you and my KFI listener family. They
said to the agent, we forget who this was who
did this for us? But we really liked his read.
Can you get him back? And my agent say, yeah,
(09:38):
it's Mark Thompson. Oh that's how it happened. Yeah, all right,
so this was back.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
It's the uh it's the Los Angeles Times article and
I started here at KFI sixteen years ago. Belli zone
longevity sixteen years.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Hello, it's a little thing called longevity, and it's back.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
It's the framed picture an article from the LA Times?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Are you giving that away? I don't want it. He tried,
YEA gave it away and somebody sent it back to us.
Now you can't give that away? What's wrong with you?
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Lisa?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
It went to Lisa and she hated it. This is crazy.
That's a piece of your history, your professional history. Mark.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
It's a big picture of me with my name on it.
Where in my house would I.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
It's an article about you taking on radio.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Okay, so where in my house would you recommend me hanging.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
I'm not saying it has to be hung in a
place of prominence, but it does. I think you can't
throw it away.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Where will you? Where would you hang a big article
with that picture? In my office?
Speaker 6 (10:39):
I really will if you want, If you ill, I
will not let that be thrown away.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Do you have big pictures of you and articles and
trophies and that's.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
All I have in my house.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
You're tripping over them on the way to other versions
of those things you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, you know, you had a big picture of himself,
a big painting of himself in his house. That that
guy that reports or anchor on KTLA who ended up
in the hotel room in Glendale.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Chris something. What was his last name? What was the
last name, Chris somebody?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
But he had a painting that was like nine feet
by eighteen feet of himself in his house.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
That's commitment. Yeah, And I thought, well, that's sound of odd. Yeah.
I kind of have a rule no pictures of.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
Myself or us anywhere in the living space, Like when
people come in living room, dining room, whatever other you're
not going to find it. You have to go into
the bowels of the house to find that stuff I got.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I went into Philly's Best that's one of my favorite
sandwich joints here in Burbank, and the guy who owns it,
a guy named Michael, is really nice guy, great dude,
And he said, can I have a autograph picture of you?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
And hang on the wall.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I'm like, oh, buddy, I really don't like to do
that because I come in here and I don't want
people to look at and go, hey, you're some kind
of big shot. You got your name on the wall.
You like sandwich is so what who cares? And I said,
I don't want to do it. I don't want to
do that, and I said, for six months, please, I
don't want to do it if I finally said all right,
and I gave him one.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I gave him an.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Autographed picture Great Sandwiches, Tim Conway Jeer, and I gave
it to him. So a month goes by and I
don't see it up. I don't think anything of it.
Another month goes by, it's not up, two months, three months,
four months, six months go by and it's not. Oh
it's not up on any wall. And that's what I
prefer anyway. So I just asked him. I said, hey,
by the way, were you just busting my balls? It's
(12:29):
not that picture is not up anywhere. And he said,
I didn't want to say anything, but I lost it.
And I said, oh, that's great, because I didn't want
to do it. Anyway, I'm glad you lost it so
we all win. He said, but would you give me
another one? I said, buddy, I don't want to do this.
I really don't want to do it. He says, please
(12:49):
give me another one. I said, okay, I'll get you one.
I gave him three foot by five foot copy of that.
I had it made it at a poster store.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Oh my god, for real's huge, huge picture, huge pictures
three feet by five feet and it's all mad in
on wood.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
And I gave it to him. I said, here, why't
you hang that up somewhere.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
That's wonderful. That is a bit that your dad would do.
That is right out of your dad's choir. Absolutely terrific.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
The cleaners that I go to has like ten celebrity
pictures in there, and I go, hey, these guys all
come in here, and he said no, the owner buys
them on eBay.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Oh that's kind of clever. I like that.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
He buys the pictures on eBay, he signs himself and
puts him in the cleaner.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
That's pretty, that's pretty terrific. It's a great idea. That's
that's that's not dishonest, though, I guess.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
I mean it's it is, but sure it is you know, Yeah,
my pictures at Reno's Pizza there on Ventura Boulevard, Studio City.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
It's also at Holloway Cleaner.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
It's in West Hollywood, and it's also at the liquor
store I can't remember the name of it on Wilshire
Boulevard in West La Santa Monica.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I love that you know where your pictures are.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Oh yeah, you gotta go. You gotta make sure that
those picure sure just still posted. I want you rotating
me out some other You know.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
How many of those asked for your signature? As supposed
to you saying, hey, how daring you ask that question?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Oh dare you ask that question? So I used to
be super relevant in this town.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
So you're in three establishments, and how many pictures did
you give out?
Speaker 3 (14:17):
A couple hundred?
Speaker 6 (14:18):
You know, you know what this is. This is disgusting.
You know I used to be somebody I used to
get these requests. I would always try to write something
smart ass on the picture, like thanks on the Hollywood cleaners,
like thanks for the help with the mystery stains, thanks
for the you know uh in the in the liquor store,
(14:39):
thanks for thanks for letting me get drunk in your
parking lot.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
That kind of crap.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Right, Thanks for the cleaning up of the mystery stains
on any picture.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Yeah, that's probably probably very very good. You know what
I can tell when I've lost you. And this is
just sad. It really is sad. I give you the
kind of devotion I'm gonna. I'm gonna hang up this
picture and article about your beginnings of your career, and
and this.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Is let me ask again on the other end, let
me ask you something and Courtney will will I'm going
to call Courtney to verify this. But if I called
Courtney right now, your girlfriend? Yeah, and I said, how
many pictures in Mark Thompson's house are of Mark Thompson?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
What number would she give me?
Speaker 6 (15:22):
M that's a good question. Let me think in the
high thirties. No, uh more, I do think in the office.
Their pictures are like stuff that I've done, like talk
show and stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah, but how many picks like articles like this? Not
just pictures but articles like this. Oh, there might be
ten ten pictures of yourself.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
And we have one picture next to the bed, and
not of me but of heule Hauser.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Oh is that right? Yeah? We have it right? Next
to the bank. Wow. Yeah, she's a big hule Hauser fan.
Is that right? Yeah? Yeah, I am too. I love it. Yeah,
so anyway, that's all right. How many pictures was Hughle?
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Was Heughle in front of Pinks in that picture?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Ou? Dare you?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I don't recall it out there? That's it the references.
I went to Hulhuser. We used to do a bit
on Huel Houser. We used to play his audio on
the show and then put porno music behind it because
it all sounded like a like a porno movie.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Wow looking out hard that rocket, you know? Or wow,
man does that hurt? You know? That kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
And then we went to hul House. He went to
Pings to meet him because I love the guy, and
I go, hey, where Conway?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Second? He goes, I know who you are? Like, oh,
that's cool, I said, when you get your autograph?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
He's like, no, but I I was a marine and
I've been professionally taught and trained to kill people, and
I could kill you and Steckler right here. I said, Oh,
that's very funny. He says, it's not that great. And
I'm also getting my lawyer to write you a letter
on Monday to stop doing that crap. He got really
pissed and he walked away.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
His his his hot.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Dog at Pink. You know what it is? No two
dogs and one bun?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Is that right? Yeah? I did not know this.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I don't know what that is, but it's do I
two hot dogs and one bun?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I have no idea what that means. Wow, it means
he's like he likes a lot of meat. I don't know,
I liked a lot. He likes multiple hot dogs.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
And I remember the Corolla, who is coming up next
hour used to also do a bit about eule Hauser
on his show when he was on the same station
you are, Is that right?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah? I do remember that. He's coming out at six thirty.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
His new thing that he does at home Depot is
the greatest thing on the internet.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
What does he do?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
He goes he'll explain when he comes home here, but
he goes to home Depot and just basically tells people,
whatever you're buying there is not going to come together.
With the dowels and the press board and the plywood,
that's all not going to come together for you.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
It's a great bit. It's really terrific.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I wish you'd do more of that stuff as opposed
to just sitting in a desk, you know, with the.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
Guy with the news. Yeah, no, I agree. I think
he's the best. He's very tough, he's the absolute pest.
Speaker 9 (18:07):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
But Adam Crawl is coming on with us at six
thirty five. Mark Thompson is on with us.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Now it's a whole hour. I gotta wait for Corolla.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, six thirty five. You got an hour less than hour,
fifty eight minutes of the fifty eight minutes On Sunday
the twenty first, my dear friend Jay Leno.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
I love Jay Leno. Where's he going to be?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Comedy and Magic Club in Almosa Beach. Love that club,
seven pm show Sunday, September twenty first.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
That's this Sunday.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
And I jokingly, you know, there are a lot of
people that came to our remote in Pasadena, the Cadillac Pasadena.
Oh yeah, it's huge, unbelievable remote. I think it's the
best way we've ever done.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
You think that was because of you or because of
Jay Leno Bach Jay of course of course.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
So so we're out there and there's that that picture.
They called it Jock Card, and it's a picture of me,
and there's a place to sign it, and some people
want me to sign it, and they take it home
and God only knows what they do with it. Sure,
so on the picture it has me with glasses on
which I don't wear anymore unless I'm reading. And it
(19:20):
also has weeknights seven to ten PM, in which you
don't do anymore. Right, that's the old time slot. But
I said to the station, I said, hey, can we
get new pictures? And they're like, uh, let's just uh,
it'd be easier to move you to seven to ten. No,
they said, let's just exhaust these. I said, well, there's
(19:40):
ten thousand of them. You know, there's three guys that
want one every remote we're going to be around a while.
He said, yeah, let's just go with that. Rud I said, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
So Jay jokingly said, oh no, he didn't. I just
signed one for him. I said, hey, Jay, nice garage,
ding Dong, Conway, and I gave it.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
To him and he took it, and.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I said, I was just kidding, because now he goes,
I'm gonna put this up in the crush. So now
now I'm going to look like the huge a hole
that like has a picture of me myself in his garage.
Why are you a huge a hole? I think that's
now it's just odd. I mean, he knows all these celebrities,
and you know.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
He's chosen you over all those celebrities. Maybe maybe he.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
Was being very protective of it because he made a
point of putting it in the back seat of the Cadillac.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Wow, But don't you think it's going to go up
in a comedy sort of way in his garage, Like
he'll put He'll make like ten copies and put it everywhere,
including outside, and he'll just I.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
Think he's going to cherish it, actually, and that's why
he wanted it.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
I think it's going in that little living room he
has with the all in the family front.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
Oh yeah, kind of. He's got a little area which
is sort of a living room, yeah, which.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Because it's got wing chair and the coffee table in
the couch. And Tim goes that we're getting the tour,
and Tim says, is that the set of all the family.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
And I don't know why Bellio found that so funny.
Nobody else did.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
Because your timing was like impeccable and when everybody turned around,
it does look like the set of All in the Family.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Odd timing. It is that vintage show.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
So Sunday, this Sunday at seven pm, Corol, I mean, Leno,
is that Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
Have you ever been down there to see that show?
Not only have I been down there multiple times. Really,
I saw one of the funniest moments on stage that
could only have been done at the Comedy and Magic show.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Really, and here's why is it?
Speaker 10 (21:40):
Jay?
Speaker 6 (21:40):
There's a comedian and then there's a magician who does
come out of ty call it comedy magic. And then
there's another magician, another comic who comes out and so
after I know how the people who might not have
been there tim So the magician guy comes out and
(22:01):
he does stuff where that thing kind of a Lance
burdny thing where the birds show up in his hand.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
You know.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
You know I'm talking all of a sudden they'll do
He'll make a move all of a sudden, there's a
bird there, you know what I mean, there's a flash
and boom, there's a bird and another bird, another bird.
There are all these birds on stage and it was
really impressive. So he leaves the stage to a lot
of applause. The MC comes back out and introduces the
next comic. Next comic comes out and says, Wow, it's
(22:29):
great to be here.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
You know.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
The magician. You know those birds are in his jacket.
I was backstage. They're all in his jacket. I mean,
the the b A L LS is to do that
right and and but it was really funny. I mean,
you know, he was just calling out what everyone is
aware of. But it's all presentation. It was very very funny.
(22:57):
Is it could only be done at comedy and magic
show there? It's a great clubat kid. You know, they're
all they're all there in his jacket.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Speaking of that, like doing ballsy things at a comedy club.
A friend of mine, Uh, do you know the song
American Pie by Don McLean? Yes, So my buddy opened
for Don McLean. He was a stand up comic and
he didn't get along with Don McLean at all. Is
it McLean Mcleancyeh, So he didn't get along with Don
(23:31):
McClean at all. He said he was a pain in
the ass the tour with and he was just rude
to him, and my buddy ended up. He said, I'm
quitting the tour and Don said, fine, you know, do
this one last show and we don't care if we
ever see you again. And so he did the one
last show and during his act, the comedian, during the
comedian's act before introducing Don McLean did American Pie sang
(23:57):
it and at the end he goes, Oh, Christ, I
think Don's going to do that.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
How great is that? That is great?
Speaker 6 (24:09):
And you know, Don McClain still touring in some controversy
because Don McClain older man. I think he's upper seventies
now he is dating, probably married by now to this
much much younger girl. I think she was twenty something
when they were. Yeah, there was quite the gulf of
age and it was sort of suggest and she's very
(24:30):
vava vavoom, you know, like she's very she dresses super
sexy and uh, and there was just a lot, there
was a the whole relationship was shrouded in questions about
what was going on there. Wow, that just how in
the last year I remember reading something in one of
the tabloids about it.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Do you think don introduces her that waya ba boom.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Hey, look how about vavavavm. I was looking for a
way to describe it, so I went for bah blah
blah boom.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah, all right, Adam Krahl's coming on at six thirty five.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Woo Adam Corolla, Well we can.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I'm going to play you some audio of Adam Carolla
at a home depot that is some of the funniest
stuff on the internet right now. And if you've not
seen it. He goes to home depot and he tells
people that's not going to work. So there's a woman
buying dowls and a press board and plywood, and he looks,
(25:23):
he looks. I don't think he says it to her.
I think he says to the camera. He goes, that's
not going to come together. You should save yourself forty
dollars and put all that crap back. That's not going
to come together for you. That's so great. Uh, six
thirty five. Corolla's coming on bellio real quickly. I know
we got to take a break. What is he promoting here?
What does he got going?
Speaker 3 (25:41):
He let me look real quick. You don't think he
could just be coming by to say hello. Well, I
think he likes to.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
So he has his year in Live on It Christmas
Podcast at sage Brush Cantina and Calabasis this Thursday, December
eighteenth at eight pm with special guests comedian Brad Williams.
Tickets are Adam Corolla dot Com.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I to go to that? Do you want to go
to that? Sure?
Speaker 7 (26:07):
Some tickets right now?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
No? I don't want to.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Get freebies though I'd like to. Ellio is the Queen
of freebies. If you've got a you know, a book
you're you're you've written.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
She's got a shelf space for it. The Queen submit,
You've got a Queen of freebies?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Man, right, all right? Six thirty five.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Adam Crawley's going to promote a Sagebrush Cantina this Thursday.
Speaker 9 (26:31):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I A M six forty Great?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Is that?
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Was that? That song must have been covered by people before, right?
I mean others do that song?
Speaker 3 (26:47):
I've never got I never heard of cover cross our
music guy, was that never heard of?
Speaker 8 (26:51):
I think that's one of those songs that I don't
leave it alone. Sure it has probably been weird versions.
But I've never heard of any of that any notes.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
I think, yeah, think of note right, so it sticks out.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
So my friend who opened for him, he said that
Don would do that song twice. He would do it
like in the first five minutes and then they'd.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Sing it again.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
Yeah, I'm not super surprised by that. The update on
his influencer girlfriend born Paris Done. She's a model and
influencer known for work in magazines like Playboy and Maxim.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
Madonna did a version of it. Oh really, that was
kind of like fair. That was probably the most famous
that I can think.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Oh, I'd like to hear that. Actually, that's probably pretty cool.
So how old is done?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
There's a fifty year age difference between them. Fifty years
not bam, No, I think that that's what you're shooting for. Usually,
I don't think I couldn't go fifty and still work,
you know, yeh, never know, but I couldn't. I mean
legally I couldn't. Oh I see yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
no you hit to wait. Well, he's if you were
(27:59):
here at his age, you could do it though. How
old is he? Oh, he's got to be close to eighty, right,
How old is he croch. I'm guessing he's seventy eight
or something like that. Maybe he's eighty.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
So he has a girlfriend who's fifty years younger. Yeah,
so he's got to be older exactly eighty, he's eighty,
so thirty, he's thirty, and I bet her parents are
probably fit in their fifties. So you're he's older than
maybe her grandfather.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
Oh, that's that's a great that's a great notion. Yeah,
about the same age as the grandfather.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yeah, the same age as a grandfather.
Speaker 6 (28:32):
Yeah, but they seem to be having fun together. I'm
just looking at their little Instagram offerings and they seem
to be having fun. Well, I mean, look it, you know,
if you can pull that off, I don't know what
you have in common.
Speaker 10 (28:47):
Though.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
They've been together since twenty sixteen and they are still together.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Really so ten years. She was twenty when they met. Yeah, wow,
you got a photo.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
I think that's why the whole thing was sort of
controversial at the time.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Is there a picture in there? Let me see if
I can find something for you. Most of this. What's
her name? Harris?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Paris done, Paris done d un n d u n
n Parih's done go look that up, fellas, let's see
what done.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
Well, she's a maxim model. You can go add but
she's maximum playboy. She couldn't be bad looking.
Speaker 8 (29:23):
Is she now a maxim model?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
She was, she was twenty at twenty sixteen when they met.
Now she's just max.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
Here they are, here they are when he's getting his
star in the Walk of Fame. Oh okay, she's great. Yeah,
she's she's attractive.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yeah, he's seen better days. Yeah, well he's eighty or
what back then?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
He was right?
Speaker 3 (29:41):
All right, all right, I'm just telling you. Oh, oh,
Bellio has the picture.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
That's your screensaver. That's the same one that happened to
be your screensaver, really same one that I have.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Why it is odd that.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
You'd have that as a screensaver? That's your screensavers? Yeah,
and all your apps there. Why do you have Don
McClain and his girlfriends a screensaver?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
You look up to them.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
This is them just walking down the street. Look, this
is them just kind of going to get a call
fee or something. I have to say, Tim, that's you
know that you can make that work. Oh it's great.
I think it's rid for them. Yeah, if you can
put that together.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
You know.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah, I think you have to have money though that's
a money thing or fame. I don't know how rich.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
You have to have something. Yeah, you can't just be
a guy from the park. That's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, guy who's sitting around Bulbo Park all day talking
to his old friends can't do it all right, Let's
play a little Adam Carolla audio. He's at a home depot.
One of the funniest things on the internet right now.
He goes home depot and tells people he is not
going to work out.
Speaker 11 (30:45):
Sometimes to walk up to people and whatever your planning,
it's this isn't what this not gonna work, and work
some closet thing. If I ever see a chick buying
down so I'm like, it's whatever your planning, it's not
gonna work. It's something for hanging. Something not gonna work.
(31:06):
Also had to have the wood cut in the back.
That means no, saw I saw, I don't come, man,
I don't It's just.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Not gonna work. I should just go head her off.
I should just go.
Speaker 11 (31:19):
Look, I'll give you forty dollars for all this craft.
You'll thank me. Get a bottle of sharena go home.
It's not gonna work. I'm telling you it's not gonna work.
Just caught some dude behind me looking at my Sano tubes,
going it's not gonna work.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
The right he left there she is.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Then he goes to the parking lot and he finds
her and she she didn't have the plywood cuts short
enough to stick in her car, and she now can't
get it into the trunk.
Speaker 11 (31:49):
It's gonna try to stuff all that stuff into a
ninety two saw and it's not gonna work. What I
tell you in the store, what I tell you fifteen
minutes ago said it's not gonna work.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
This's a failure to launch. I can't even get the
fly with in the back of it. It's not gonna work. Again.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
People think I'm being cruel. I'm helping people. People should
pay me for the service. Right, Just come up and
explain to them it's just not gonna work.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
I can do it with couples too. She's now inside
the car. She's calling her partner. I'm not gonna say boyfriend.
I'm not gonna say girlfriend.
Speaker 11 (32:32):
She's calling her partner because the ply's not gonna make it.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
You think we're going out this exit we are not.
We're going on a victory lab. We are going on
a victory lap.
Speaker 11 (32:45):
Well, that's why you have to go to home depot
because you never know what you're gonna see.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
That's classic, man. I wish he did one of those today.
That is some funny. Yes man, he's coming on six
thirty five. It's Conway and Thompson were live IM six
forty Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now
you can always hear us live on KFI AM six
forty four to seven pm Monday through Friday, and anytime
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on demand on the iHeartRadio app
It's camp I Am six forty and you're listening to
the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. We
have an update on the bomb squad and the potential
bomb in Glendale. Mark Thompson's with us. It's Tuesday. That's cool,
so let's get the update here. This happened moments ago.
(00:20):
There is a major intersection, some major streets closed in
Glendale because of a potential bomb or an explosive inside
of a suspicious car.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You Cancillos Phelis Road has been reopened following that investigation
devolving Glendale Police and the La County Sheriff's Bomb Squad.
They were focusing on that apartment building right there on
the left side of your screen. A search related to
an investigation into a suspicious person taken into custody last
night at a separate location. Now, his vehicle was taken
to a towyard. We have some video of that towyard
(00:51):
where they did discover some suspicious items inside the vehicle.
Right now, they are being tight lipped about this investigation.
Reporting Live Mayor seven nine, Chris Christy.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
All right, so it looks like the streets are open there,
so that's good news.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
That is good. Yeah, it's great news.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
We have a motorcycle officer that was injured and let's
find out what happened.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Here we have more breaking news our other Air seven helicopter.
It's in Garden Grove now where a motorcycle officer has
been injured in a collision with a car. Now you're
looking here at the eastbound twenty two freeway near Euclid Street.
Some eastbound lanes are closed as paramedics take that officer
to the hospital. You see that there the CHP telling
us the westbound lanes are fully open. We're working to
(01:31):
learn more about the level or extent of injuries in
this crash.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I got to call a buddy of mine, he works
in that area as a CHP officer I named Michael.
Got to find out if he's are But if it
was him or somebody knew, Oh, it's horrible.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
That's the that's the fact that we've been talking about. In
Garden Grove on that twenty two, they've got the carpool
and left lanes closed eastbound just before Euclid.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Eastbound twenty two's between the so it's after the four
or five east of the four or five.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yes, it's east of the four oh five and coming
up on Euclid Street. That's where they've got the carpool
and left lane off limits. Still they've got there's a
lot of lanes there. There's four right lanes that are open.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
But there's two left are shut down.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
When I asked for a while, when I asked if
it was east of the four to five, you said, yes,
it's east of the four to five, very condescendingly, like
I didn't know my freeways, and so we'll talk about
that later.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I thought it was sorry you were doing all these tracks.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
You're talking about.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I'm gonna say those shade of con below information. He
did not like the attitude, That's right, it was just
a little shade of it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Maybe I was going to go to a Knotsbury farm
with my wife, my daughter and one of my daughter's friends,
and I can't go.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Why my face, your face? Yeah, well I can understand that.
I can understand.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
That that face will slow you down at thoughts.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
That fact a lot of autographs and stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yep, yep, yeah, yeah, I can't come. My face.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Well, you know, Elon Musk, I was seeing a little
interview with him yesterday and He was saying that he
can't even go out in public anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Really, he doesn't go to elon.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
He was asking at him, do you ever go to
CVS or do you ever go to like or Target
or any of these places that are just sort of
you know, like a normal person might go into. And
he said I can't because he said, the minute I
go in, it's like a selfie line forms around me.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Is that right?
Speaker 8 (03:43):
Yeah, he possibly need to go to a CVS or
a target.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Well, only there might be that too, this man of
the world. That's not what he said.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, what is his Uh oh, let's do it his
net worth elon Musku and net word. Let's do a
whip around here. Now we got Steph fushback first one.
We got a shot at the music, all right, let's okay,
all right, elon musk networth according to.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Let's pick out a website here, let's go. There's more
than one choice.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, let's go with invest the Topia, Invest the Topia,
elon musk netword. All right, let's go with Let's start
with our guest here, Mark Thompson. I'll say two hundred billion,
two hundred billion, Crouch, I'll go five five hundred belly.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
O, I wasn't listening. What's going on? Okay? How much?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
How tall is snow Summit? What's the elevation is Snow Summit? No,
I mean the elevation? Oh, fourteen fourteen hundred? Okay, all right,
who's next?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Angel Uh?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Elon Musk's worth I'll say like eight hundred billion, eight.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Hundred billion, all right, Steph Bush, I'll say three hundred billion,
three hundred Okay. According to Investitopia E n vst op
e d I A invest op Investopia, Elon Moss is
on the verge of one trillion dollars space X's reported
(05:29):
pursuit of okay, but other sites are saying six hundred billion.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah, I mean I understand that.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
You know, they always talk about the trillion, but that's
in relation to other stuff that hasn't happened yet.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I see. All right, So Krozer one with ye six
hundred trillion.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Yeah, with six hundred billion, so five six hundred billion,
So five hundred is what Krozer guests.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Yoah, six hundreds in my head was with the Yeah,
you always hear that trillion, but it's always projected.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Yeah, that's a click bait type thing. Probably, Yeah, yeah,
I mean, f that guy. He's probably broke. Yeah, he's
got a five lunch, five hundred billion, got a trillion.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
All right, let's get into we got time, welcome back
and do this. Kevin Bacon is remembering Rob Reiner. That's
interesting audio. Also, when Harry met Sally, I I guess
Drew Barrymore was told that the ending was changed on
when Harry met Sally. That's interesting. And also the search
(06:24):
warrant is explained Why l A PD waited for a
search warrant and I'd never heard that before, but they
have a good explanation for it.
Speaker 9 (06:32):
I guess you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand
from KFI a M six forty petros.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Some money are doing your remote, I think from BJ's.
I think they're out of BJ's and they're giving away
all like the trophies they want in t shirts and
mugs and all that stuff that's fun. All stuff in
their office. If you go to their next remote, it's
they're giving all that stuff away. When where they got
that idea? Oh did we do that already?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Yeah, yeah, we did it at the White House.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, and already the stuff.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Is back office, the stuff that was wrapped up in baskets.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Is that stuff?
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, yeah, how did one of those baskets get back here?
Speaker 7 (07:14):
I think what wasn't the basket it was, and it
wasn't from this pasta thon. It was from a previous
when you auctioned off some items promotions.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Brought it back and left it on my desk. Throw
it away, throw it away, it's nice. I see. I'm
with you. You can't throw that away. That's bad karma.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
I'll bring it in.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
It's it's a nice I'm gonna I'll take it. I'll
take it.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Mark Thompson, he's coming in every Tuesday when he's not
on the high seas.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
And she is my mistress, Tim. I spent the weekend
with you with these ads you're doing. I knew it
was you immediately with your commercial you ran all over
for the NFL. Yeah, it's a great commercial. Yeah, thank you,
Because I'm Fox Sports.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Can we play it? Yeah, let's go for it all
right here it is market it's kind of different kind
of NFL playoff program promo.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Big commercial over the weekend, Dan Man, you get a
lot of money for that.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
It depends what you call a lot couple enough. Okay,
here it is Mark Thompson.
Speaker 10 (08:10):
It's hiring season and in the NFL every week it's
a job interview.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Record your phone or something.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
Bring unstoppable offenses, others lock down defenses, and some show
up fueled by nothing but pure grit.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
You're at one thing's for sure.
Speaker 10 (08:30):
Every team is sitting across the table, resume in the hands.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
You're doing something, but in this interview you know that
you did a good job.
Speaker 10 (08:38):
The questions are tougher. Is always running this January, the
NFL playoffs return, and only the best get hired.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
It's a job interview thing.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
James Ham, they kind of played on job interview for
company for Fox, the NFL, NFL on Fox. Yeah that's right, dude, Yeah,
it's really cool. I was really proud to do it
and really happy to do it.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
All right, that's uh did your audition? Uh no, I'll
tell you what they did. They offer I did.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
I'd done a NASCAR thing for them that they really liked,
and so they called my agent. They and I'll be
perfectly honest with you and my KFI listener family. They
said to the agent, we forget who this was who
did this for us? But we really liked his read.
Can you get him back? And my agent say, yeah,
(09:38):
it's Mark Thompson. Oh that's how it happened. Yeah, all right,
so this was back.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
It's the uh it's the Los Angeles Times article and
I started here at KFI sixteen years ago. Belli zone
longevity sixteen years.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Hello, it's a little thing called longevity, and it's back.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
It's the framed picture an article from the LA Times?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Are you giving that away? I don't want it. He tried,
YEA gave it away and somebody sent it back to us.
Now you can't give that away? What's wrong with you?
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Lisa?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
It went to Lisa and she hated it. This is crazy.
That's a piece of your history, your professional history. Mark.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
It's a big picture of me with my name on it.
Where in my house would I.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
It's an article about you taking on radio.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Okay, so where in my house would you recommend me hanging.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
I'm not saying it has to be hung in a
place of prominence, but it does. I think you can't
throw it away.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Where will you? Where would you hang a big article
with that picture? In my office?
Speaker 6 (10:39):
I really will if you want, If you ill, I
will not let that be thrown away.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Do you have big pictures of you and articles and
trophies and that's.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
All I have in my house.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
You're tripping over them on the way to other versions
of those things you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, you know, you had a big picture of himself,
a big painting of himself in his house. That that
guy that reports or anchor on KTLA who ended up
in the hotel room in Glendale.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Chris something. What was his last name? What was the
last name, Chris somebody?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
But he had a painting that was like nine feet
by eighteen feet of himself in his house.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
That's commitment. Yeah, And I thought, well, that's sound of odd. Yeah.
I kind of have a rule no pictures of.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
Myself or us anywhere in the living space, Like when
people come in living room, dining room, whatever other you're
not going to find it. You have to go into
the bowels of the house to find that stuff I got.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I went into Philly's Best that's one of my favorite
sandwich joints here in Burbank, and the guy who owns it,
a guy named Michael, is really nice guy, great dude,
And he said, can I have a autograph picture of you?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
And hang on the wall.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I'm like, oh, buddy, I really don't like to do
that because I come in here and I don't want
people to look at and go, hey, you're some kind
of big shot. You got your name on the wall.
You like sandwich is so what who cares? And I said,
I don't want to do it. I don't want to
do that, and I said, for six months, please, I
don't want to do it if I finally said all right,
and I gave him one.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I gave him an.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Autographed picture Great Sandwiches, Tim Conway Jeer, and I gave
it to him. So a month goes by and I
don't see it up. I don't think anything of it.
Another month goes by, it's not up, two months, three months,
four months, six months go by and it's not. Oh
it's not up on any wall. And that's what I
prefer anyway. So I just asked him. I said, hey,
by the way, were you just busting my balls? It's
(12:29):
not that picture is not up anywhere. And he said,
I didn't want to say anything, but I lost it.
And I said, oh, that's great, because I didn't want
to do it. Anyway, I'm glad you lost it so
we all win. He said, but would you give me
another one? I said, buddy, I don't want to do this.
I really don't want to do it. He says, please
(12:49):
give me another one. I said, okay, I'll get you one.
I gave him three foot by five foot copy of that.
I had it made it at a poster store.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Oh my god, for real's huge, huge picture, huge pictures
three feet by five feet and it's all mad in
on wood.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
And I gave it to him. I said, here, why't
you hang that up somewhere.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
That's wonderful. That is a bit that your dad would do.
That is right out of your dad's choir. Absolutely terrific.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
The cleaners that I go to has like ten celebrity
pictures in there, and I go, hey, these guys all
come in here, and he said no, the owner buys
them on eBay.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Oh that's kind of clever. I like that.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
He buys the pictures on eBay, he signs himself and
puts him in the cleaner.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
That's pretty, that's pretty terrific. It's a great idea. That's
that's that's not dishonest, though, I guess.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
I mean it's it is, but sure it is you know, Yeah,
my pictures at Reno's Pizza there on Ventura Boulevard, Studio City.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
It's also at Holloway Cleaner.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
It's in West Hollywood, and it's also at the liquor
store I can't remember the name of it on Wilshire
Boulevard in West La Santa Monica.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I love that you know where your pictures are.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Oh yeah, you gotta go. You gotta make sure that
those picure sure just still posted. I want you rotating
me out some other You know.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
How many of those asked for your signature? As supposed
to you saying, hey, how daring you ask that question?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Oh dare you ask that question? So I used to
be super relevant in this town.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
So you're in three establishments, and how many pictures did
you give out?
Speaker 3 (14:17):
A couple hundred?
Speaker 6 (14:18):
You know, you know what this is. This is disgusting.
You know I used to be somebody I used to
get these requests. I would always try to write something
smart ass on the picture, like thanks on the Hollywood cleaners,
like thanks for the help with the mystery stains, thanks
for the you know uh in the in the liquor store,
(14:39):
thanks for thanks for letting me get drunk in your
parking lot.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
That kind of crap.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Right, Thanks for the cleaning up of the mystery stains
on any picture.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Yeah, that's probably probably very very good. You know what
I can tell when I've lost you. And this is
just sad. It really is sad. I give you the
kind of devotion I'm gonna. I'm gonna hang up this
picture and article about your beginnings of your career, and
and this.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Is let me ask again on the other end, let
me ask you something and Courtney will will I'm going
to call Courtney to verify this. But if I called
Courtney right now, your girlfriend? Yeah, and I said, how
many pictures in Mark Thompson's house are of Mark Thompson?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
What number would she give me?
Speaker 6 (15:22):
M that's a good question. Let me think in the
high thirties. No, uh more, I do think in the office.
Their pictures are like stuff that I've done, like talk
show and stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah, but how many picks like articles like this? Not
just pictures but articles like this. Oh, there might be
ten ten pictures of yourself.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
And we have one picture next to the bed, and
not of me but of heule Hauser.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Oh is that right? Yeah? We have it right? Next
to the bank. Wow. Yeah, she's a big hule Hauser fan.
Is that right? Yeah? Yeah, I am too. I love it. Yeah,
so anyway, that's all right. How many pictures was Hughle?
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Was Heughle in front of Pinks in that picture?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Ou? Dare you?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I don't recall it out there? That's it the references.
I went to Hulhuser. We used to do a bit
on Huel Houser. We used to play his audio on
the show and then put porno music behind it because
it all sounded like a like a porno movie.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Wow looking out hard that rocket, you know? Or wow,
man does that hurt? You know? That kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
And then we went to hul House. He went to
Pings to meet him because I love the guy, and
I go, hey, where Conway?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Second? He goes, I know who you are? Like, oh,
that's cool, I said, when you get your autograph?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
He's like, no, but I I was a marine and
I've been professionally taught and trained to kill people, and
I could kill you and Steckler right here. I said, Oh,
that's very funny. He says, it's not that great. And
I'm also getting my lawyer to write you a letter
on Monday to stop doing that crap. He got really
pissed and he walked away.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
His his his hot.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Dog at Pink. You know what it is? No two
dogs and one bun?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Is that right? Yeah? I did not know this.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I don't know what that is, but it's do I
two hot dogs and one bun?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I have no idea what that means. Wow, it means
he's like he likes a lot of meat. I don't know,
I liked a lot. He likes multiple hot dogs.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
And I remember the Corolla, who is coming up next
hour used to also do a bit about eule Hauser
on his show when he was on the same station
you are, Is that right?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah? I do remember that. He's coming out at six thirty.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
His new thing that he does at home Depot is
the greatest thing on the internet.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
What does he do?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
He goes he'll explain when he comes home here, but
he goes to home Depot and just basically tells people,
whatever you're buying there is not going to come together.
With the dowels and the press board and the plywood,
that's all not going to come together for you.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
It's a great bit. It's really terrific.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I wish you'd do more of that stuff as opposed
to just sitting in a desk, you know, with the.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
Guy with the news. Yeah, no, I agree. I think
he's the best. He's very tough, he's the absolute pest.
Speaker 9 (18:07):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
But Adam Crawl is coming on with us at six
thirty five. Mark Thompson is on with us.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Now it's a whole hour. I gotta wait for Corolla.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, six thirty five. You got an hour less than hour,
fifty eight minutes of the fifty eight minutes On Sunday
the twenty first, my dear friend Jay Leno.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
I love Jay Leno. Where's he going to be?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Comedy and Magic Club in Almosa Beach. Love that club,
seven pm show Sunday, September twenty first.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
That's this Sunday.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
And I jokingly, you know, there are a lot of
people that came to our remote in Pasadena, the Cadillac Pasadena.
Oh yeah, it's huge, unbelievable remote. I think it's the
best way we've ever done.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
You think that was because of you or because of
Jay Leno Bach Jay of course of course.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
So so we're out there and there's that that picture.
They called it Jock Card, and it's a picture of me,
and there's a place to sign it, and some people
want me to sign it, and they take it home
and God only knows what they do with it. Sure,
so on the picture it has me with glasses on
which I don't wear anymore unless I'm reading. And it
(19:20):
also has weeknights seven to ten PM, in which you
don't do anymore. Right, that's the old time slot. But
I said to the station, I said, hey, can we
get new pictures? And they're like, uh, let's just uh,
it'd be easier to move you to seven to ten. No,
they said, let's just exhaust these. I said, well, there's
(19:40):
ten thousand of them. You know, there's three guys that
want one every remote we're going to be around a while.
He said, yeah, let's just go with that. Rud I said, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
So Jay jokingly said, oh no, he didn't. I just
signed one for him. I said, hey, Jay, nice garage,
ding Dong, Conway, and I gave it.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
To him and he took it, and.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I said, I was just kidding, because now he goes,
I'm gonna put this up in the crush. So now
now I'm going to look like the huge a hole
that like has a picture of me myself in his garage.
Why are you a huge a hole? I think that's
now it's just odd. I mean, he knows all these celebrities,
and you know.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
He's chosen you over all those celebrities. Maybe maybe he.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
Was being very protective of it because he made a
point of putting it in the back seat of the Cadillac.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Wow, But don't you think it's going to go up
in a comedy sort of way in his garage, Like
he'll put He'll make like ten copies and put it everywhere,
including outside, and he'll just I.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
Think he's going to cherish it, actually, and that's why
he wanted it.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
I think it's going in that little living room he
has with the all in the family front.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
Oh yeah, kind of. He's got a little area which
is sort of a living room, yeah, which.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Because it's got wing chair and the coffee table in
the couch. And Tim goes that we're getting the tour,
and Tim says, is that the set of all the family.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
And I don't know why Bellio found that so funny.
Nobody else did.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
Because your timing was like impeccable and when everybody turned around,
it does look like the set of All in the Family.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Odd timing. It is that vintage show.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
So Sunday, this Sunday at seven pm, Corol, I mean, Leno,
is that Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
Have you ever been down there to see that show?
Not only have I been down there multiple times. Really,
I saw one of the funniest moments on stage that
could only have been done at the Comedy and Magic show.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Really, and here's why is it?
Speaker 10 (21:40):
Jay?
Speaker 6 (21:40):
There's a comedian and then there's a magician who does
come out of ty call it comedy magic. And then
there's another magician, another comic who comes out and so
after I know how the people who might not have
been there tim So the magician guy comes out and
(22:01):
he does stuff where that thing kind of a Lance
burdny thing where the birds show up in his hand.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
You know.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
You know I'm talking all of a sudden they'll do
He'll make a move all of a sudden, there's a
bird there, you know what I mean, there's a flash
and boom, there's a bird and another bird, another bird.
There are all these birds on stage and it was
really impressive. So he leaves the stage to a lot
of applause. The MC comes back out and introduces the
next comic. Next comic comes out and says, Wow, it's
(22:29):
great to be here.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
You know.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
The magician. You know those birds are in his jacket.
I was backstage. They're all in his jacket. I mean,
the the b A L LS is to do that
right and and but it was really funny. I mean,
you know, he was just calling out what everyone is
aware of. But it's all presentation. It was very very funny.
(22:57):
Is it could only be done at comedy and magic
show there? It's a great clubat kid. You know, they're
all they're all there in his jacket.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Speaking of that, like doing ballsy things at a comedy club.
A friend of mine, Uh, do you know the song
American Pie by Don McLean? Yes, So my buddy opened
for Don McLean. He was a stand up comic and
he didn't get along with Don McLean at all. Is
it McLean Mcleancyeh, So he didn't get along with Don
(23:31):
McClean at all. He said he was a pain in
the ass the tour with and he was just rude
to him, and my buddy ended up. He said, I'm
quitting the tour and Don said, fine, you know, do
this one last show and we don't care if we
ever see you again. And so he did the one
last show and during his act, the comedian, during the
comedian's act before introducing Don McLean did American Pie sang
(23:57):
it and at the end he goes, Oh, Christ, I
think Don's going to do that.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
How great is that? That is great?
Speaker 6 (24:09):
And you know, Don McClain still touring in some controversy
because Don McClain older man. I think he's upper seventies
now he is dating, probably married by now to this
much much younger girl. I think she was twenty something
when they were. Yeah, there was quite the gulf of
age and it was sort of suggest and she's very
(24:30):
vava vavoom, you know, like she's very she dresses super
sexy and uh, and there was just a lot, there
was a the whole relationship was shrouded in questions about
what was going on there. Wow, that just how in
the last year I remember reading something in one of
the tabloids about it.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Do you think don introduces her that waya ba boom.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Hey, look how about vavavavm. I was looking for a
way to describe it, so I went for bah blah
blah boom.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah, all right, Adam Krahl's coming on at six thirty five.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Woo Adam Corolla, Well we can.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I'm going to play you some audio of Adam Carolla
at a home depot that is some of the funniest
stuff on the internet right now. And if you've not
seen it. He goes to home depot and he tells
people that's not going to work. So there's a woman
buying dowls and a press board and plywood, and he looks,
(25:23):
he looks. I don't think he says it to her.
I think he says to the camera. He goes, that's
not going to come together. You should save yourself forty
dollars and put all that crap back. That's not going
to come together for you. That's so great. Uh, six
thirty five. Corolla's coming on bellio real quickly. I know
we got to take a break. What is he promoting here?
What does he got going?
Speaker 3 (25:41):
He let me look real quick. You don't think he
could just be coming by to say hello. Well, I
think he likes to.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
So he has his year in Live on It Christmas
Podcast at sage Brush Cantina and Calabasis this Thursday, December
eighteenth at eight pm with special guests comedian Brad Williams.
Tickets are Adam Corolla dot Com.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I to go to that? Do you want to go
to that? Sure?
Speaker 7 (26:07):
Some tickets right now?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
No? I don't want to.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Get freebies though I'd like to. Ellio is the Queen
of freebies. If you've got a you know, a book
you're you're you've written.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
She's got a shelf space for it. The Queen submit,
You've got a Queen of freebies?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Man, right, all right? Six thirty five.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Adam Crawley's going to promote a Sagebrush Cantina this Thursday.
Speaker 9 (26:31):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I A M six forty Great?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Is that?
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Was that? That song must have been covered by people before, right?
I mean others do that song?
Speaker 3 (26:47):
I've never got I never heard of cover cross our
music guy, was that never heard of?
Speaker 8 (26:51):
I think that's one of those songs that I don't
leave it alone. Sure it has probably been weird versions.
But I've never heard of any of that any notes.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
I think, yeah, think of note right, so it sticks out.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
So my friend who opened for him, he said that
Don would do that song twice. He would do it
like in the first five minutes and then they'd.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Sing it again.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
Yeah, I'm not super surprised by that. The update on
his influencer girlfriend born Paris Done. She's a model and
influencer known for work in magazines like Playboy and Maxim.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
Madonna did a version of it. Oh really, that was
kind of like fair. That was probably the most famous
that I can think.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Oh, I'd like to hear that. Actually, that's probably pretty cool.
So how old is done?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
There's a fifty year age difference between them. Fifty years
not bam, No, I think that that's what you're shooting for. Usually,
I don't think I couldn't go fifty and still work,
you know, yeh, never know, but I couldn't. I mean
legally I couldn't. Oh I see yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
no you hit to wait. Well, he's if you were
(27:59):
here at his age, you could do it though. How
old is he? Oh, he's got to be close to eighty, right,
How old is he croch. I'm guessing he's seventy eight
or something like that. Maybe he's eighty.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
So he has a girlfriend who's fifty years younger. Yeah,
so he's got to be older exactly eighty, he's eighty,
so thirty, he's thirty, and I bet her parents are
probably fit in their fifties. So you're he's older than
maybe her grandfather.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
Oh, that's that's a great that's a great notion. Yeah,
about the same age as the grandfather.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yeah, the same age as a grandfather.
Speaker 6 (28:32):
Yeah, but they seem to be having fun together. I'm
just looking at their little Instagram offerings and they seem
to be having fun. Well, I mean, look it, you know,
if you can pull that off, I don't know what
you have in common.
Speaker 10 (28:47):
Though.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
They've been together since twenty sixteen and they are still together.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Really so ten years. She was twenty when they met. Yeah, wow,
you got a photo.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
I think that's why the whole thing was sort of
controversial at the time.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Is there a picture in there? Let me see if
I can find something for you. Most of this. What's
her name? Harris?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Paris done, Paris done d un n d u n
n Parih's done go look that up, fellas, let's see
what done.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
Well, she's a maxim model. You can go add but
she's maximum playboy. She couldn't be bad looking.
Speaker 8 (29:23):
Is she now a maxim model?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
She was, she was twenty at twenty sixteen when they met.
Now she's just max.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
Here they are, here they are when he's getting his
star in the Walk of Fame. Oh okay, she's great. Yeah,
she's she's attractive.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yeah, he's seen better days. Yeah, well he's eighty or
what back then?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
He was right?
Speaker 3 (29:41):
All right, all right, I'm just telling you. Oh, oh,
Bellio has the picture.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
That's your screensaver. That's the same one that happened to
be your screensaver, really same one that I have.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Why it is odd that.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
You'd have that as a screensaver? That's your screensavers? Yeah,
and all your apps there. Why do you have Don
McClain and his girlfriends a screensaver?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
You look up to them.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
This is them just walking down the street. Look, this
is them just kind of going to get a call
fee or something. I have to say, Tim, that's you
know that you can make that work. Oh it's great.
I think it's rid for them. Yeah, if you can
put that together.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
You know.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah, I think you have to have money though that's
a money thing or fame. I don't know how rich.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
You have to have something. Yeah, you can't just be
a guy from the park. That's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, guy who's sitting around Bulbo Park all day talking
to his old friends can't do it all right, Let's
play a little Adam Carolla audio. He's at a home depot.
One of the funniest things on the internet right now.
He goes home depot and tells people he is not
going to work out.
Speaker 11 (30:45):
Sometimes to walk up to people and whatever your planning,
it's this isn't what this not gonna work, and work
some closet thing. If I ever see a chick buying
down so I'm like, it's whatever your planning, it's not
gonna work. It's something for hanging. Something not gonna work.
(31:06):
Also had to have the wood cut in the back.
That means no, saw I saw, I don't come, man,
I don't It's just.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Not gonna work. I should just go head her off.
I should just go.
Speaker 11 (31:19):
Look, I'll give you forty dollars for all this craft.
You'll thank me. Get a bottle of sharena go home.
It's not gonna work. I'm telling you it's not gonna work.
Just caught some dude behind me looking at my Sano tubes,
going it's not gonna work.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
The right he left there she is.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Then he goes to the parking lot and he finds
her and she she didn't have the plywood cuts short
enough to stick in her car, and she now can't
get it into the trunk.
Speaker 11 (31:49):
It's gonna try to stuff all that stuff into a
ninety two saw and it's not gonna work. What I
tell you in the store, what I tell you fifteen
minutes ago said it's not gonna work.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
This's a failure to launch. I can't even get the
fly with in the back of it. It's not gonna work. Again.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
People think I'm being cruel. I'm helping people. People should
pay me for the service. Right, Just come up and
explain to them it's just not gonna work.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
I can do it with couples too. She's now inside
the car. She's calling her partner. I'm not gonna say boyfriend.
I'm not gonna say girlfriend.
Speaker 11 (32:32):
She's calling her partner because the ply's not gonna make it.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
You think we're going out this exit we are not.
We're going on a victory lab. We are going on
a victory lap.
Speaker 11 (32:45):
Well, that's why you have to go to home depot
because you never know what you're gonna see.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
That's classic, man. I wish he did one of those today.
That is some funny. Yes man, he's coming on six
thirty five. It's Conway and Thompson were live IM six
forty Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now
you can always hear us live on KFI AM six
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