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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am six forty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeart Radio apps. I am sixty.
It is the Conway Shows Tuesday. Mark Thompson's in the house.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Thank you, Tim, and thank you everybody. Please please please
be seated.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm humbled and being along with this guy. We took
a tour of Jay Leno's garage. We talked about what
it was. Yes, I'm a kitty tour, but first we
start with the Burbank Airport and Alex Stone from.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
ABC to Alex Stone. Alex, how you bot big talk guys.
That sounds amazing. You were in Letto's garage.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not a big car guy.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
But Mark is I love I Shine. I'm a guy
shiny cars and big engines.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
The guy that gave us the tour, John I was
born to his stories than you know that.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
The It was definitely great. It was the whole experience.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
That guy was great.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
No, But at the end of the tour, I thought
we'd sampled all the beer. But I guess that's a different.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
That's why you're in such a good move, right.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
But you know, some of those tours you do get
beer at the end or whiskey at the end. When
you tour a plant.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
You know, the Chores tour in Dighton, Colorado, it used
to be a nice too. I don't think they give
you the full used to get like a twenty at
three twenty ounce beers, you get free toothons.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
And then I don't think it's that way anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, we took a tour of what's the one in Boston,
Adam Sam Adams. We took a Sam Adams tour and
it was with a guy named Malibu Dan. You may
remember him from another radio station here in town. And
he kept asking a question after question after question during
the tour. I'm like, buddy, we're just here to get
to the free beer. You got to shut the f up.
That is true for the freebeeah. He's like, where do
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we get the hops? He's like, who gives it? F
Where you get the hops? We want the free hops,
the free beer at the end.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
But all these cars had stories. They were great, and
so it was pretty great. And Jay showed up during
the during the tour.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
That was great. It was just showing up on christ Yeah,
it was pretty great.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
That was great, and we were right next to Burbank Airport,
which is a perfect tie in for Alex Stone.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I segue that, okay, yeah, So good news is tonight
Burbank has enough staffing. Bad news is other airports don't.
So this is all unfolding a lot quicker than what
we thought. You remember last week we were talking about
well TSA officers, air traffic controllers that it'll take them
a while. They'll begin calling in sick. It happens every
time there's a shutdown. The last big one twenty eighteen,
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twenty nineteen, like thirty four days into it, the air
traffic controllers begin calling in sick. And then that actually
ended that shutdown because when it impacted New York and Florida,
President Trump at that point ordered Republicans to make a
deal this go around. They're beginning to see the sick
calls coming in, and Sean Duffy, the Transportation Secretary, saying.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Sick calls, sick leave, and have we had a slight
tick up in sick calls?
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Yes, and then you'll see delays that come from that.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
And he says when they are on duty because they're
not getting paid, that there's other things on their mind.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
What they think about as they're control in our airspace?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Is how am I going to pay my mortgage? How
do I make my car payment?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
That's what you want your ATC members. Is there clear
in your flight to be thinking about? So today the
FAA says it does not for tonight have enough staffing
for the towers in Chicago and in Nashville. Nashville just
reported in as their delays are going up, like Burbank
did last night, that they have a tiny bit of
operation out of the Nashville tower. They're not completely closing it,
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but most of the operations are going to come out
of Memphis for Nashville tonight. And then the Center's handling
regions around Vegas, Houston, Boston and Boston Center and arrivals
and departures in Newark, New Jersey. They've got staffing problems tonight,
so it's going to be a rough evening there where
all of those delays and cancelations are ramping up. But
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last night it was Denver, Phoenix and the Indianapolis centers
that had shortages where they had to limit the flights
going through, and then nobody in the control tower at
Burbank from four point fifteen until ten o'clock last night
with all the Southwest flights very quick. They were backing up,
waiting to get to the runway, waiting to get that
clearance to go out. Spirit was sitting there in Southwest
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and Delta and United and Frontier, and the average flight
was delayed like anywhere from two to four hours, and
a lot of them, a lot of Southwest flights last
night out of Burbank were canceled because they just couldn't
get them out. This would sound like is they were
getting ready to close, and the last clearances were going out,
and pilots.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Were going, well are you shutting down? Are you you
staying open?
Speaker 6 (04:26):
The strew up and for a few went eight at
eight cent.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
The audio from live ATC so that controller right there
was trying to hurry everybody in before he turned off
the lights and went home.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
And then they closed the tower tower towers posed, but
they didn't shut down the airport.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
They controllers one hundred and fifty miles away and San
Diego gave takeoff and landing clearances, but otherwise guys pilots
were on their own. It was like you're landing at
Harris Ranch in a Sessna that they had to announce
their location and intentions to warn other aircrafts. When they landed,
they would then announce to nowhere trafficking troller, just to
everybody listening that they had exited the runway and the
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next plane could come in. They had to announce when
they were taking off to essentially say watch out, I'm rolling, everybody,
get out of my way. This Southwest pilot's saying it.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Burbank traffic eight, the partying one five at Burbank.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
No air traffic controller responded, you just said, I'm a
seven thirty seven.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
And we're rolling.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
We're departing, so so watch out. So they had to
get their clearances for their routes and everything by calling
on the phone before they pushed back. They couldn't do
that on the radio electronically, so it was all very
odd for a busy airport, but with the passengers had
taken off out of Burbank saying that was a.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
Little scary to think about it that way, because you'd
like to have somebody local that can see what's going
on visually.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Right, it's a little scary, Right, I'm better run myself.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
But they had to do it last night.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
How many stories have we done in the last like
two years of close calls where air traffic controllers see
it and y'all stop, stop, stop, and they prevent disaster.
And that's why they had to slow down and cancel
a lot of flights last night, so they had few
were coming in going.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
But can you imagine that in Chicago, nshy if there
was an air accident and three hundred people died, I'd
be terrible.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I mean, yeah, have you had two planes, two seven
thirty sevens come together, each one with like one hundred
and eighty people on board.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
That's unbelievable. You know, I've heard Sean Duffy speak before,
he's the US Transportation Secretary, and he keeps using that
term though there's a tick up. Nobody stops him and says, that's.
Speaker 9 (06:23):
Not the term.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Zuh. Can you spend that around.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
It's the tick bob. But that that's incredible, that modern aviation,
that these planes taking off, and like seven of them
took off during that time when there was nobody in
the tower that they have to then you know, visually
look at the runway and make sure there's nobody on it,
and then take off with these one hundred and fifty
to one hundred and eighty people on board.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah, and so cal Center was telling them generally, okay,
you're you're good to go.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
It's clear in the area.
Speaker 9 (06:52):
Go.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
But all their movement on the ground and then just
to confirm, and we were listening last night as all
the lap EACH hoppers and the TV helicopters, they would say, okay,
TV seven Channel seven, crossing from left to right over
the airport, we're gonna be moving north. And they would
just let all the other aircraft know, but they weren't
talking to anybody. Yeah, and then you'd hear LAPD come
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in and the announce that they were going to be
transiting to the south of the airport again just to
let all the aircraft on the ground know. In Southwest
doing it and United doing it. Have now they've exited
the runway runways clear they were. They were doing an
old school style.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
It worked. Is it ideal?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
It?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
And it slowed everything way down.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I'm gonna ask Mark Thompson the question we asked Alex
Stone from Maybec News last night. Mark, you're leaving your
going on a flight to New York. Would you rather
leave out a burbank with no air traffic controller Lax Burbank.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
I agree, that's what I'm not close.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I mean that you can't say anything more about an
airport than Yeah, I'd rather take my life in my
own name.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I mean, Burbank's like Mayberry compared to Lax, I mean Geese.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Rough, fuddy.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I really appreciate you coming on, Alex Stone, if you
ever get an opportunity to do that. Jay Leno's garage,
take it.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Oh, man, it sounds amazing. I'll be listening as you
guys talk about all right, thanks, Bob Man. Man, is
that a hell of a tour.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
There must be two hundred and fifty three hundred cars
in that. I thought it was going to be like
one big garage. I didn't know there's gonna be building
after building after building. It was huge.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I knew it was expansive, and I knew it was exciting,
and I was really anticipating it, and it exceeded all
my expectations. It was spectacular. It was really great. And
the other thing, it's not just cars. We'll talk more about.
This is the afternoon Jay's going to I think called in.
But the way they laid it out and all the
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artwork on the wall, these huge posters that are related.
I mean they're vintage, like from the time, original artwork,
but done in that vintage style.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Just brilliant. I mean it's utterly magnificent.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I was going to play a game and then Belly
Oh and Crozier sked all over it. I was going
to play a game who could steal the most expensive
piece of art or equipment from the garage And Belly
was like, come on, you can't do that. He's a friend.
He gave us his tour for free. I'm like, okay,
all right, I guess, so said.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
He said, no pictures, and I said, turn the share.
I said, how how much?
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Now do now? Right after he said that, go can.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
You get a shout of me with the And he goes, sorry,
I'm seriously no pictures, Like oh yea yea yeah, so
just get a quick shot of me.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
That's right, we should have pictured, but I do his babysit.
I pulled up and there was a car in front
of me and we're going We're on a small street,
one lane going north, one lane going south, and I'm
behind a car and the woman I see as a
woman shit long hair and it stopped in front of me,
(09:48):
and she put in reverse, and if she would have reverse,
she would have hit me. So I honked, and I
go with the the honk. No no, no, I slam on
and I go with the f's and they be. I
get out there and it was belly. I felt like
such an a hole. No, did you?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
I do you think she felt?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Well?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
She was doing something wrong right.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
First of all, we had passed the entrance, so we
got do a U turn.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
You don't back up.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
To back up in the street where it's going the
wrong way.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
Listen, I'm not even argue because somehow it will all
be my fault.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Oh no, no, really, only in this case because it
is your You.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Would have been ticketed for being on a street and
reversing into the guy behind you.
Speaker 8 (10:30):
I just wanted to say, you both are welcome for
me setting this up.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
I'm so glad Mark.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
I know this was so important to you. You enjoyed
it and stuff, so you both You're so very welcome.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Glad I could do that.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
You guys deserve it. You two are the best.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
She was distracted by the logistics that she had to plan.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
She's ripped her microphone out. God almighty. Do you hear that? Unreal?
All right, give me a long night. We're live on KFI.
It's Conway Thompson KFI AM six Forts Conway show Mark
Tompson's here. And we do have to give credit to Bellio.
Even though she made a driving blunder. She did put
that whole thing together.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Oh it was terrific. It was, It was really terrific,
and she did put it all together.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Bellio, did you enjoy the tour?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
I don't think she's speaking to you after the I'm
going after I've had, I'm going.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
To she's going to keep speaking to us.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
She's not.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
She's not in there, Tim, She's not in there. Tim
has gone into the hallway. Now he's going studio to
studio looking for Sharon Bellio. She might have legitimately been annoyed.
I thought it was a bit, but she might have
been legitimately annoyed. I can never tell with you kids,
what's a bit and what's.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Y Krozer was there? Did you enjoy a Crows? You
enjoy that tour? Total blast?
Speaker 10 (11:51):
And as much as I had heard about it and
figured it was going to be big, so much bigger
than I expected me too.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, that's so many more cars and motorcycles. Yeah, a
whole room full of motor the biggest motorcycle collection of
that particular model.
Speaker 10 (12:04):
Like I think a total of four hundred between bikes
and cars, not all of them there, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
And there's one car that he has. I don't want
to say what it's worth. Well I guess I can, right, Sure,
he has one car that's worth anywhere between twenty eight
and thirty five million dollars. Oh yeah, one car.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Well, there have to be you know, those dus and
Bergs and stuff, And we didn't ask them how much
of those were, but they have to That was the
only car that.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
We got a price on.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, right, oh yeah, right, yeah, I mean some of
these are priceless. I mean they're one of a kind.
There was a Bugatti back there that's literally the only
one of its kind.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
And that wasn't the only one. That was the only one.
There were a bunch of them.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
He has that car that's worth between twenty eight and
thirty five million. Is two cars away from the front door. Yeah,
if anyone wanted to steal a car, that was the
one to take. What if he's ever had a car stolen.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
That's a good question. I'm sure he has not. It
seems pretty.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
They're pretty buttoned up over there. Yeah, but there's a
there's a lot of rules. No smoking, no drinking.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
No smoking, and no drinking you'll find on most museum tours.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, I don't like that. And then no no photography,
no photography.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
I was surprised by that.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
You know, I learned the hard way that at Lakhma
if you've been there, La County Museum of Contemporary Contemporary Museum.
So I went with Steckler. We we had about I
think we knocked off a twelve pack before we went
to the museum. And I was standing. I was standing
close to a painting and the guy said, one of
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the guys who worked there, what do they call it?
Darts no, said hey, could you back up from that
that painting? Please don't stand so close to it?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
And I backed up.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I didn't care, And I said why is that? Why
do you not want people to stand so close to
the and he said because if everyone stands as close
as you did, and then you know, a million people
breathe on that painting, it could affect the painting. And
I said, oh, okay, that that sort of makes sense. Yeah, right,
And then I went outside and there was a bar
there and second one. I had another one, and I
(14:18):
had the cup with me, and I was gonna just
finish it. By the before I walked in the museum,
I just forgot I had it. And he says, buddy,
you're out of here. Oh wow, you're gone. You got
thrown out of Blackmark. Yeah you're not a museum type.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Yeah, well he might have been right about that.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Yeah, I think he knew. All right, Bellio's back. Bellio,
thank you for putting that together.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
It was really special.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Oh you're welcome.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Did you have fun? I had a great time. What
was your favorite car or motorcycle?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
It was that Mark?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
What was the one, the most expensive one in there?
Speaker 9 (14:52):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Yeah, that was a.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
The one you just you're talking about the Volkswagen. No,
that's when you're talking at Wasn't that a sorry or
what was that McLaren?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
McLaren, I think that sounds more like it. But three
of the top of my top twenty favorite women in
at iHeart were there. Morgan Morgan Cook she's from The
Woody Show, Gina Grads from The Woody Show, and Sharon
Belly three of this. I have a top twenty list
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of women who work here.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
That is a's a that's aim is let's put him on.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Oh he disconnected.
Speaker 8 (15:29):
He's gonna call after the break back to your favorite
women here at iHeart Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I so three of my top twenty favorite women were
on on that tour. I thought that was in your
top twenty. Yeah, I gotta have a top twenty list.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Tom, you haven't seen Kip. Tim is constantly revising that list.
I always wonder what it was.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
I looked over. It's twenty names. Yeah, and he's constantly
moving them up.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
And I do it during commercial breaks, just when I'm bored.
But Belly, O got to watch your pie's and q's.
It's done on a chalkboard. Yeah, you could be how
times can change. I mean, it was great that you
hooked this up.
Speaker 11 (16:01):
Though it was it was really would move me to
the top of you're in your top ten.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
You're not top ten, yes, for sure. You don't think
you are. Sure you don't think your top ten.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
I think she thinks she's number one.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Well I don't think I'm number one.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Why wouldn't you think of number one?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
No?
Speaker 11 (16:20):
You you could be number one, who's going to be
ahead of you? You know, if you leap frog, you
could be number one. If I leap frog, that means
you're number three. No, no, no, no, leap frog.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
I'll tell you it's you know, after tonight there'll be
room for number one because you know, maybe I, uh yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
She decides to quit your list.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Really yeah, maybe I quit your list. You can't quit
my list.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I'm quitting your list. You can't quit the list.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
I'm off.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Well, i'll tell you what though, that comment has moved
you though, it's given you some movement.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Serious, yes it has.
Speaker 8 (17:01):
Well, I'm putting my top twenty list together, okay, right now,
all right, I'm sure I'm top. There's been some movement,
especially after the comment with the car honking.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
You know what, I honked you because I knew it
was belly and it was just from around of course.
But the but the two guys from the Woody Show
didn't know that I knew you.
Speaker 9 (17:24):
Oh they didn't.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yeah, and they're like, wow, you run so hot when
you drive, and he goes I was thinking, what a
hole is doing there? He's loud on the horn and
long on the horn, and then he's swearing at the
woman in front of him, like, yeah, I just a
little crazy. When I drive, I had to look for
the horn on my car. That's how often I use it,
Like almost never.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
I never knet where it's supposed to be. Yeah, but
I don't.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I never use it because I don't want to get shot.
That's the quickest way to get shot.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Is there's a horn now. It's different than I used
to be.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
You use a horn now, and you might as well
just put a bull's eye and your on your forehead
because you're gonna get You could get shot easily going off.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
I was like, who the heck?
Speaker 9 (18:06):
I almost got out.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, I know Crozier is getting crazy too. All right,
we gotta take a break. All right, we're live on KFI.
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Speaker 2 (19:30):
It's Conway Thompson. Ladies and gentlemen, our very good friend
and our host today at Leno's garage is Oh, he's
not well. I thought it's him colling.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
Right on.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Okay, Jay Leno's going to phone us up here. He
told us a series of about three or four really
good jokes.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's see, he should definitely open with him.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Yeah, and I had never heard those jokes.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Usually with comics, uh, I think that you know, they'll
trade Joe from time to time, and then once in
a while there's a stinker joke, and these are jays
are all good, but there's a stinker and then one
of the other comics go, you no, it's open with it.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
It's good, open with it.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
It's their way of you know, the sarcastic way that
the comics are. But in this case, I really do
think you should open with it because it's really funny.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
You know.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Speaking of comics, I can't tell you how many of
those guys that went over to Saudi Rabier are getting roasted.
Oh dude, that's it's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
They because they make such a big day they do
within that community, sort of hold themselves out with this
kind of moral standard, you know, they do, Yeah, I
mean a lot. And so it's a weird turn that
they'll just sell out for the money. I mean, I
get it, but you know, you can't have it both ways.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah, So if you don't know what's going on about
twenty to twenty five, very famous, you know, constantly working
household name.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Commony, Louis c K, Dave Chappelle, right that that level burr?
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, who else was there? Manuscalco. But you know these
big names that you would know.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
They the Shaudi Comedy Festival.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
We'll talk about it, right, Saudi Comic Festival. They go
to Saudi Radio. They're getting a lot of crap born
all right. The guy that did not go to Saudi Radio,
who would not go is with us, Jay Leno, how
you bob?
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Oh, guys? You know some play all right? Oh, guys, garage,
don't rag later. I don't know where the horn is,
I'm my gord.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
That's because I never use it because I don't want
to get shot in Los Angeles.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
I think you're do want to use it.
Speaker 9 (21:38):
You don't know where it is?
Speaker 5 (21:41):
Classic there is true, Buddy. I can't thank you enough
for that tour.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
That guy John, the doc in or the guy runs
your garage, is terrific.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Yeah, John, you know, and he told his historian how
you guys met that.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
You know, back in the nineteen seventies you're riding around
on motors or pushing a motorcycle and he.
Speaker 9 (21:59):
Helped you out right that's right.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Yeah, that's a great story. But I was also wondering,
I know you got a great joke, but how come
the car that's worth thirty five million dollars is so
close to the exit.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Why is it so close to the door?
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Yeah, case of in case of fire?
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Okay, yeah, oh that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Actually, Tim Fields, it's a security risk being so close
to the door.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
We were Yeah, I put.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
The most worthless car down at the end.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Makes sense.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
You talked about John talked about how expensive a car
that was between twenty five and thirty five million. But
we were saying that we didn't really talk about how
much cars were worth for the most part. We just
kind of heard the stories around them, and that Dusenberg
and the one of a kind Bugatti, and I mean
that they have to be pretty much up there.
Speaker 6 (22:48):
Also, Yeah, but I don't sell anything really bad.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Right, How many cars do you have in that garage?
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Oh? You sound like my wife.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
Painted it?
Speaker 6 (23:01):
Remember it was red?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
You know, because Mark and I think there's a billion
dollars where the car is stuck in there.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
Well, that's not a billion dollars. Everything is like a
child who got a billion.
Speaker 9 (23:20):
Dollars together yeah, coming, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
You gotta do that.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Hey, Jay, you got to tell us that joke. You
told us that man that that was one of the
best ones golf joke of a long time.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
All right, here we go, really fancy Miami Beach Country Club,
really high hand, three rich guys playing, you know, they go,
we need to pour them. They see a plumbing truck
pull up and kind of just shovel guys got some clubs.
How about that guy? I don't know, he's not really
one of our crowd. Come on, you want to join? Oh?
Speaker 10 (23:58):
Thanks?
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Follow comes? Never we go?
Speaker 10 (24:00):
Can you?
Speaker 6 (24:00):
I can't just make a call in the club, And
I was right, you have no problem. So plumber goes off.
The three guys got three rich guys, got juging. One
guy says, how's your boy doing?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Unbelieved.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
You know he's in real estate like me. Here's how
successfull he is. He gave his best friend a condo,
a brand new condo, all paid for it, just handing
the mckis diego, buddy, Really that's your boy doing. Boy,
he's in the autopans like me. In fact, he's probably
the biggest BMW dealer in South Smarta. He gave his
best friend a brand new top of the line Beamer,
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every option, autonomous drive, the whole bit, probably because two
and a half friends south to awesome. Believe a third guy,
what you what's your son doing?
Speaker 9 (24:43):
Well?
Speaker 7 (24:43):
Like me?
Speaker 6 (24:44):
He's uh, you know, he's dabbling in real estate. Well,
I hit dabbling. He gave his best friend one hundred
thousand dollars start portfolio free charge. He goes just to
being his friend. Unbelievable. Had a plumber come, you got
ready play golf? Yeah, we're just talking about our kids.
They say, you got any kids?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Becau.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
Yeah, I got a son, he's twenty two. What does
he do well? He's a he's a male stripper and
a gay club in Fort Lauderdale and the three guys.
But really is there any money in that? Oh? Yeah,
one guy gave a condo.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
That guy.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Is great.
Speaker 9 (25:30):
Day. That was awesome.
Speaker 11 (25:31):
Man.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
I I'm glad.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I'm glad you got into the airport safe last night.
I know there was no air traffic controllers, but that
didn't stop you from landing at Burbank.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Huh No, I had to use a lighter on my phone.
Speaker 9 (25:45):
You know from.
Speaker 11 (25:47):
You.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
It was a bad It was okay, right, and you
know the night there was no traffic, so we were
the only plane landing.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Did you know that there was no air traffic controllers
when you landed? Oh?
Speaker 6 (25:59):
Yeah, how you guys?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, I guess you know what somebody at the garage
told it's something great. I asked somebody who works at
your garage?
Speaker 5 (26:12):
I said, hey, you know, Jay.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Leno doesn't have any kids. What happens, you know, in
in twenty five, thirty five, forty five years when Jay's
no longer with us? And he said that you always
say that's not your problem.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
Exactly forty five years. That's pretty damn good.
Speaker 9 (26:35):
Well.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I always like to give people the you know, the
high end on those you know it supposed to it
eight months.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yeah, but Jay, look, did it start that big or
did it progressively get bigger and bigger? Because that thing's
like you know, two football fields.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Well, think about what actually starts big? See, you start
small and then you expand you know, I don't really
sell anything. I just saw a keep everything.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
You know.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
I watched the TV show of Orders and I go,
what's the problem.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
And also, you know, we saw in one of the
rooms where you have a lot of the motorcycles in
the back where you know, it's the biggest collection of
of that the motorcycles that you know, the Rolls Royce
of motorcycles. And he said yeah, but yeah, he said
that the furniture in that build in that in that
room was in your house and and and now it's
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in that building. Like you never get rid of anything.
You're like, mate, No, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
Yeah, yeah, I know that I want My secretary said,
they saw you rummaging through looking for medical.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
There were some papers out there.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Tim, Well, you know, I thought it was a coke machine.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Let me ask you because this is the last thing
because the origin story though of this thing that Tim
was talking about, this collection is interesting to me. We
obviously always love cars. You worked on cars, you kept
cars as best you could, but you weren't always jay Leno,
this brand that was able to have a big garage.
So what was the moment where you were actually able
to get a garage, Like, where were you in your
(28:10):
career where you were actually able to not the big
one you have now, but just even four or five
cars that you were able to store.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Well, that's might sound very odd. But actually I always
have been.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
I'm not going to get a serious answer out of it,
and I was.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Bought like the Eisenhower and changed.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
There must have been a moment when you were a
club comic where you started making some money and then
you could start this thing. But however it started, Man,
it's spectacular. I was giddy after I left, just giddy.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
Well, it's fun. I enjoyed working on you know, it's
cheaper than cocaine and hookers.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Jay, I appreciate it. Thanks for calling, and it's always
nice to see you. Look great, Bob.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
I'm trying to find a horn in my car.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
J Leno, everybody be done with that guy.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
That's classic. We're losing him, all right, jay Leto everybody
your flappers this weekend. Flappers this weekend in Burbank. Go
see j Leto in Flappers on Magnoli and whatever street
that is. We're live on CAF. It's Conway Thompson. I
(29:21):
am support. It's Conway Show. Mark Thompson is here. Did
you see that that there might be a rain this week?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
I saw that.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
It's like the subtropical moisture stuff, kind of a spinoff
from a tropical storm to the South.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
And you know, anytime rain comes into southern California, everybody
has their opinion, you know.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Oh is that is that right? I love it.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I love it too. Bellio is a big fan. It
doesn't look like the San Fernando Valley is going to
get any rain until Tuesday. So we have one week
to prepare, one week to call roof body, one week
to get the garage fixed, one week to get you know,
whatever condition your house is in. Like I've I have
to recall the garage, the base of it because that
(30:04):
the caulking dries up in the heat in the summer
and it cracks. And then I got to redo it
because I'm too cheap to buy the good stuff that
can last more than six months. I see, wowty, I
almost called him Steckler Krozer. Do you remember, you know
when the old caulking you know, used to cost like
a dollar sixty five. You know you buy those tubes
(30:26):
with the caulking gun and you never paid more than
a dollar eighty for those things ever. And now I
went the other day to get him. They're seven or
eight dollars, yeah for the cheap ones. Yeah, it's incredible tariffs, Yes,
it's all teriffs, but I don't like it. It costs
too much money, it does, you know, And that's why
(30:46):
when you call a repair man, you know it's now
three hundred dollars minimum.
Speaker 10 (30:51):
You know, you can't get anybody that's going to do
anything on your house until you pay them money just
to come out. Yes, you're right, you ain't getting nothing
back from that money the most you can hope for,
and then you're kind of forced into using them to
fix it because that money will go towards the fix.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
That's right.
Speaker 10 (31:05):
It's like, okay, so anybody who come out, you're giving
them a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
That's why I'd like to get Conway by the house
because there's just a little bit. It's not like a
heavy punch list, but there are a few things I
could knock that out. I really did think you could.
I think you you could be in and out in
forty five minutes. It would be great for our friendship,
and I could throw a little couple of bucks on
the way out.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
I'd love that. I called a guy to come out
and fix my daughter's shower because it was leaking and
the shower door was leaking, and so he came out,
you know, one hundred dollars to get into the house.
He said, I could do it for a three hundred.
All right, here's another two. He fixed that. He puts
some stripping on the bottom and that was it, right,
(31:45):
maybe eight dollars worth of you know, weather stripping. And
next day took a shower. It leaked all over the place,
and I'm out three hundred dollars. So I asked another
guy to come out. He didn't charge any money, and
he put a level or on it. And he said,
whoever installed the shower has no idea how to install
showers because it tilted towards the door, so all the water,
(32:09):
instead of tilting back towards the back of the shower,
tilted towards the front and to the door. And he said,
you're gonna to take this whole shower out and and
it's you're or you're never going to fix this. And
I did, and it was like it was a lot it's.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
Fruit.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
And then we had another water main break. And we've
had in this house so far, we've had twelve water
twelve incidents of water damage, a broken pipe, a pipe
that wasn't there, there was a you know, just a
pipe that was missing for the down down spout or whatever.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Another one leaked, another one popped. The shower. Uh, my
daughter's shower leaked. My my wife's bathtub leaked. It was
we had we have eleven different incidents. That's wild eleven.
And then I found out it was because the water
pressure in our house is so tremendous that it's blowing
these pipes away. So I had to just put a
regulator on it and I fixed it. Belly know you've
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come in. It seems like you have information.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
You did enter the studio like a lawyer.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
We gotta take a break with You're live on KFIS.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
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