May 13, 2025 • 29 mins
Adam Carolla, The Stand-Up Comedy Club of Bellflower 2nd show tickets available
Saturday, May 24th –10pm show – 1-800-GOT JUNK helped Conway move a homeless encampment in his alley // Casino Hunters, suspects following home people from the casinos after spotting the winners in the casino. #CasinoHunters #Casino // Conway taking listeners on a cruise. #Cruises // later w Mo Kelly on Youtube. Conway going on Cruise with listerns sign up for email Conwaytrip@gmail.com
Saturday, May 24th –10pm show – 1-800-GOT JUNK helped Conway move a homeless encampment in his alley // Casino Hunters, suspects following home people from the casinos after spotting the winners in the casino. #CasinoHunters #Casino // Conway taking listeners on a cruise. #Cruises // later w Mo Kelly on Youtube. Conway going on Cruise with listerns sign up for email Conwaytrip@gmail.com
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF. I am six forty and you're listening
to the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
That Corolla is great man. That guy is always He
would come on with us when we were on kalas X.
He would come on with us on on a Friday
and I said, can you stay until our commercial break?
He said, yeah, I got nothing going on. So you'd
(00:21):
call us every Friday. And towards the end of Kayala
s X, when they're about to flip to music, a
lot of advertisers bailed because they knew this station was flipping.
So we'd go on ninety minutes by a commercial and
he'd stay on for ninety minutes.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Well, I used to like his morning show.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
He was on Kyla Sex Yeah, and he would do
a morning show and I thought it was, like, you know,
it was great appointment listening.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I think I listened every day.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
He's the only reason I was on that station for
twelve years. And they're going to blow that station up
with Tom Likes and Tom like its was going to
be the last show on the station. It was going
to be over, and so everyone got to say thank
you goodbye to everybody. You know, Corolla A, Danny Bottadoucci,
Frosty Eye, and Frank and then Tom, Mike Is and Corolla.
In a meeting a week before, I said, well when
(01:07):
does Conway get to do that? And they said, well,
we're gonna cut it off before him. He goes, that's
not fair. He should do it Thursday night then. And
if it wasn't for Krolla, I would have never been
had that show. That's very cool. Yeah, always thinking of
everybody else. That's a cool dude.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Well he's also just very funny. I mean, I just
he always finds the funny.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Funniest guy in Hollywood. And you can see him in Bellflower.
You can go to Bellflower the stand Up Comedy Club
in Bellflower. It's the second show. First show is sold out.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's called the stand Up Comedy Club.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
That's right, That's what it says.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Okay, I just want to be clear about it.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, the stand up Comedy Club. Oh I think, oh
you other one. I didn't know the name of the
club called it's the stand Up Comedy Club and.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Mean to be disparaging. I was just saying, is that
the name of it? So that people could better find it. Yes,
I wasn't thinking about whether you knew it or not.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
No, I know you. You were like, he's not going
to look it up. He's too lazy, So he's just
going to say there's a stand up comedy club or Alflow.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Okay, maybe there's a little bit of that.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
There's all that's one hundred percent. It's the stand up
Comedy Club in Bellflower, of Bellflower, and it's the second show.
Tickets are available Saturday May twenty fourth at ten pm.
Saturday May twenty fourth at ten pm. First show is
sold out. The second show is going to sell out,
so get tickets before it does. You can get them
(02:31):
an a AXS I believe too.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
You can also go to Adamcarolla dot com, Wow a
bunch of different ways AXS dot com, Adam Corolla dot
com and go check out the show.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You'll enjoy that.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
We had a problem. There's a homeless problem everywhere in
LA and Burbank is experiencing it as well. And a
while back somebody sent me an email and say, hey,
what do you do about the homeless problem? You know,
everybody's got their move And I said, there was a
I live on an alley in Burbank. You know, made
some money, so I decided to live with cars, drive
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all day long.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
That's right. I like that.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I enjoyalty, right, yeah, I enjoy the you know the
Sometimes there's hookers, sometimes there's drug deals, sometimes there's you know,
people living on there illegally.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I enjoy.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I just sit there with a cocktail and look down
and the.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Don't chase anybody away now.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
But there was one guy who brought a couch, like
a full blown nineteen seventies, you know couch that your
mom or dad would have with the shag carpeting and
that big ass couch that you didn't need two guys
to carry it. Or did he still have the plastic
on it? No, it didn't, but it was the plastic
had been gone for it looked like thirty years. There
(03:44):
was a lot of wear and tear on this couch,
and they dropped it off one night in the alley.
I just didn't want to get rid of it, you know,
wanted to pay to get rid of it. So he
dropped in the alley and I woke up the next
day and a homeless guy was sleeping on it. And
I waited a couple of days to really sort of
do anything. About it, thinking he be on his way,
and he set up shop. He had a tent, he
had a Bunsen burner as the whole run.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
You know, it's his house now. Yeah, once you have
the couch, then you just kind.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Of and it's literally, you know, twelve feet below my
daughter's bedroom.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And so he's just accessorizing at that point.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
He's he's part part of our house. Yeah, you know,
he's right on the other side of the wall. And
so I called the cops. Burbank cops come out. They're great.
They talked him for twenty minutes. The guy said all
the right things and the cops looked at me like, wow,
can't do anything. He said all the right things. So
he took the cops took off, and then I saw this,
(04:38):
the one eight hundred got junk guys, like maybe I
can pay those guys, Oh sure to come get this couch.
So they come out. I said, you know, like a
hundred box, one hundred and fifty whatever it was. And
I said, hey, can you take this couch and yeah, yeah, sure,
I've been the guy sleeping on it. And they said, hey,
get off this couch and the guy said, no, there's
my couch and they just took it. He fell off
(05:01):
while they were taking it.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
In so long. Wow, that's a great story.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And now that couch is I don't know, probably in
some landfill somewhere. But I you know, when you when
you do have a house, your pay for house, and
the homeless guy is living right under your daughter's bedroom,
it's still too close.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Of course. Yeah, we had that.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
We had that experience in Venice with that guy who's
screaming all night and he's right there. Yeah, we were
in Venice because you know, we got burned out of
our place and had to find a place and we
quickly found this place in Venice. And this was a
nightly thing. I mean, he was there, he set up shop,
just like your guy with the couch, and he's screaming
I mean screaming, yeah, I mean, and so you'd call
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and cops would. First of all, it's hard to get
cops to come by because of a lot of things.
But as he as COVID started to hit, we called paramedics.
They came by and then one of I forget it
was the copp for paramedic came to me after like
their third trip out like over multiple days, or the
course of a few weeks and said to me, hey man,
(06:04):
there's nothing we can do. All we can do is
offer to take him to get some help. And if
he says no, we got to leave him. There's nothing
we can do. Can't arrest him, can't do you know.
And then he looked back at me and said, you're
kind of on your own on this one in a way,
like kind of like like you were so inventive with
the guy jump, but I didn't have that option. I
(06:24):
didn't you know, a lot of people. So I'll take
care of it. I'll make sure he never got and
you know I do. I'm not looking for the guy
to get strong armed. You know, I don't want it,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Well, the Bevenanda's brothers can come out take care of him.
They know how to do that. Yeah, that's uh, it's
it's it's a huge problem. But it's screwed up. It's
screwed up. It's a big, big as the problem. All right,
we have I know, we got to take a break.
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Speaker 5 (07:15):
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Speaker 1 (07:21):
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I mean it's very difficult. You have to be there
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(07:55):
Thompson Show, Dee, Mark Thompson Show.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yes, exactly, all right, have you heard of these casino hunters,
These guys who they hunt people who win big jackpots,
they follow them home and rob them. No, yeah, it
was happening in La oh wow for quite some time now.
I've never run into them.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Nor have I because we have we share one thing,
which is what total losers.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, they would not follow me to the men's room,
let alone home. Right, But they've caught the guys that
are doing this.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
We had a group of thieves that would follow successful
gamblers and then rob them out on the road. But
it was a joint FBI La Sheriff's task force that put.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
An end to it.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
We were happy to have them off the streets.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Derek Lopez and Juan Gonzalez of Southgate, indicted in federal
court for a series of armed robberies outside several different
Southland casinos.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Made a lot of money too. These You know, you
could win a two hundred thousand dollars jackpot and they'd pay
you in cash, oh wow, And then you drive home
and the guy would say, hey, I want that cash,
and you would give them that cash or to kill
you or I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Sure, Yeah, it's a good part. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
The Fed say Lopez was the scout, always looking for
winners in the casino.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
That's why we never met. We never run into each other.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Always looking for winners in the casino.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
That's what that's when you bet long shots all day
at San Anita, you don't get anyone following you at home.
You get a clean ride, clean ride all the way
back to Burbank. Nobody even looks at you.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Once they saw a patron that they believed to be
a successful gambler, someone who's taking out a large amount
of winnings that evening, they would then follow them onto
the highway.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
It's alleged that Lopez, Gonzales and at least two other
men would use multiple cars to box in their target
along highway off ramps. This is a surveillance photo of
those cars doing just that. The bandits would then swarm
the car with guns drawn.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Cnsh the windows of that car, and then demand and
take either the winnings themselves or the actual casino chips
and oftentimes other persons property of those gamblers.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
The victims were predominantly Asian and targeted more than sixteen
times during a seven month period back in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Well, that's not fair, right, attacking the Asians like that?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I wonder why they, you know, done that ethnicity.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
The victims were predominantly Asian.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I just don't care. Why.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Maybe they had more chips, I don't know, than do
they win more? I don't know they're playing. I think
the more high stake games there.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I don't know, And I don't know. Why is that crozier?
Why would they attack the Asian gamblers? What do you think?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Depending on who did it?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
The perception of Asians as a weaker race, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Oh, that's interesting.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
And targeted more than sixteen times during a seven month
period back in twenty twenty three, the gunman often hitting
more than once a night and taking in quite a hole.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
There is at least two hundred and seventy five thousand
dollars in cash when chips or property.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Wow, two hundred and seventy five thousand dollars got hit.
What do you hit on a pie gow or three
card or It's.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Like that's a lot of money for pigou maybe or
a three card. You know you hit the jackpot on
three car, it's definitely probably a jackpiger jackpot.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
At least two of the victims were cut by flying
glass as they were attacked in their cars. The US
Attorney's Office says that Juan Gonzalez was arragned today in
federal court. Lopez, who is already in state prison on
firearms charges, will be in federal court later this summer.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
And Mark Arragos is trying to get both of them out.
He's working on it.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
He's playing a hotthand right now.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, he's trying to get everybody out. Everybody. You need
to be a little bit careful for the next month
or sot. Yeah, I know. I'm gonna tell you I
have I have about ten thousand dollars saved up in
a account, and I told my wife, if anybody does
anything to me, get that ten thousand. Go to the track,
ask for a guy named Louis, give him the ten
(12:05):
grand and tell him you want a certain person knocked off.
And she's like, what they do that nice? I'm just kidding,
just a joke sort of, But I hope those garret
I hope those uh Lyle and Eric don't don't kill me,
because John was much harder on them than I was.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah, that's the thing you should tell him if they do,
if you yes him, if.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
John colebelt he did to fry them an end. I
I never went that far.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
If you confront them at any point, you should mention
that it's gotta be John, Yeah, to do him before
you do me.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Right, and I and John's been doing it longer. You know,
We did it like once a week or once every
other week. John did it every day. Sure, so not me,
not me, man, I should be second base, first base,
coleblt not me either way, Maybe they'll knock his ball off,
(13:00):
you know.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Well, I certainly held.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I think it's unlikely that they're going to, you know,
resume their life of shotgunning people.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
You don't think if you can, if you kill mom
and dad, you can kill anybody.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I'm not saying. I'm saying that they've done thirty years
or whatever it is, So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
They've probably been tamed by the system.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
But don't you think thirty years pissed them off?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
That could be, I mean it could you know, I
don't know. I'm not convinced that.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
They're being held in a maximum. I know this prison
in San Diego and and that's where some of the
harshest guys in California or so.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Oh is that right still?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Oh yeah, Oh, they're sitting in the in the catbirds
a number one seat down there where all the guys
there are you know George Carlon calls them Life's most
interesting guys. Well, they're all in one, one cell one prison.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
There no Sunday brunch at that place.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I don't know what goes on in there. I don't know.
Maybe I'll find out what day one day who goes
or maybe I'll do it to promptu. I'll get ahead
of oh shory and maybe I'll go after them.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah, yeah, that's actually a really good idea.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, maybe I'll that. Yeah, you hick those guys.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
You should go down there just to do you know
you are a member of the media.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, or when they get out, I'll pick them up. Hey, fellas,
I want to apologize for the last thirty years.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
For the last I have a two hour apology ride
with you. What do you guys went up to anyway?
I know, you know you guys were fellas.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I got this this great client called Prize Picks. I
can hook you up. You got to use my name
as a promo code, and I can get you fifty
dollars which would have gone a long way in prison.
Not going to go very far out, Yeah, real world toy.
But I can hook you up with Sweet James. I
don't know if you can both get advanced hair, but
I can get you Sweet at Morongo. Oh yeah, that's
a weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
You do have a lot to offer. Boys.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I can hook you up. I apologize for going after
you so radically on the radio, but you know, everybody
has a job to do, right, Sure, right, fellas, Fellas christ.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Mark Thompson's here. Adam Krahl was on with us at
five thirty five to forty five. If you want to
go back and listen to that, you can go see
his show. He's in Bellflower. He's going to be very funny.
Well he's always funny, but he's especially funny on the
twenty fourth at ten pm. The early show is sold
out May twenty fourth in Bellflower and then we have
(15:26):
a big audience in Bellflower, Long Beach area. It's the
stand Up Comedy Club of Bellflower and the second show
tickets are still available Saturday, May twenty fourth at ten pm,
So go check it out. All right, I was just
informed yesterday was yesterday, Monday. Yes, okay, the deal is done.
(15:46):
And you've heard about John Colebell going on his trip
to Iceland.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Oh yeah, that actually sounds really cool with.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
A bunch of listeners. Yeah, I'm doing one.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
You're going to do a trip with a bunch of listeners,
that's right, But I can't tell you where it's going
to be until May thirtieth.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
However, Yes, I'm going to give you the scoop. Oh,
if you email me at a special email address on
the twenty ninth, I'm going to tell you through email,
and the other listeners are going to have to listen
on KFI.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I like that there's already sort of an elite group
that will have access to information.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oh yeah, that's how you roll. Yeah. So if you
if you just text me trip just the word trip,
or you know, don't write me nine.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Pages to put that in the subject line trip don't.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I don't need nine pages of You know, my aunt
knew year brother and they went to Catechism together and
she fell and skinned her knee, and he bought my
hamburger at McDonald it's like Christ.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Well, if you don't like those kinds of conversations, this
might be a long trip for you.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Well, it will be for somebody. But the trip the
the email address Conway con to the Way, Why trip
trip at gmail dot com. There you go, and just
I'm not going to sell your email address. I'm not
gonna give it to anybody. I'm just going to tell
you if you're interested in traveling with me, and there
(17:11):
might be people out there, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Oh yeah, Oh, I think it's going to be a
great trip.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Conwaytrip at gmail dot com. And I'll tell you before
the radio audience.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
No, you'll be I think that'll be a lot of
fun to go with you on a trip of any cond.
Do you know what the email address is, It's a
Conway trip at gmail, dott Gmail A yeah, and just
send and I'll on the twenty ninth, I'll tell where
we're going. Could be Paris, oh yeah, could be Morocco, Wow,
could be Mexico, could be blythe Yeah, you know, stick
(17:41):
everyone at a hotel and July out in blythe hotter
and hell angry as hell.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
That would be a great trip. Could be Hawaii. It
could be Canada, could be Europe, could be Japan. Could
be Korea, like North Korea or South probably South Korea, yeah,
but North Korea is interesting. Could be Iran. I can't
tell you where it's gonna be.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
It's a much longer trip. If you end up in
North Korea.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Iran, just email me Conway trip at gmail dot com
and I'll I'll tell you on May twenty ninth.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Where we're going. Very cool, very exciting.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
It's gonna be a good trip. I think it's gonna
be a great trip. I've always wanted to do a
trip with the listeners, and they gave me the opportunity
to do it, so we're gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Me too, I've always wanted to.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
I've not never had the popularity that you have, so
I always worried that it would be like me and
four people who you know, I don't have that momentum
that you have. You're in a big station. People love you.
You'll get funny, You'll get someday, I'll get that. So
you're going on a trip on a favorite rocket ship.
I'm going Do you know what that line's from?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I do not.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Does anybody on the show know what that's from? I
bet Kiki does. Yeah, okay, I'm going on a trip
on a favorite rocket ship. I'd knowing to this guy's
little line stuff, come aboard, We're ready to explore so
much fine little line Stein Yeah, bump bump bump.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I remember that. My daughter watched those Einstein's a lot.
I gets, sir, great, it was little Einstein's.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Seemed to have made an impact. Yeah, I watched. I
watched that a lot.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I watched, Uh, it's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Come in sign,
we'll play inside. Watch that a lot. Dora, Dora, Dora
the Explorer, her kin signet. It is not yet She's
I don't know if that's a part of it.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Maybe the second verse.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah, and there there were so many of those. I
watched my daughter crowse you probably did the same thing
over and over and over with those songs. Uh, not
those specific shows, but yeah, shows Kim Possible was a
big one for that. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
But wait a minute, so you mark you're going on
trip somewhere. You're not gonna be an next week.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
We'll leaving Thursday after the mark. What are you doing
to going to Alaska? Well, that's cool. They fly to
Vancouver and you take the boat.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Up or you take it a cruise.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Yeah, I didn't know that it's a cruise and it's
a what line we're going to be on the celebrity okay,
which is.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Uh, do you have a celebrity? Evidently you don't have
to be when to get on?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Insult received? I am, and this is the sad part.
Probably the biggest name on the celebrity Yeah. So, but
we're looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
You know.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
So if the ship went down, you would be top building.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
I think I'd probably get a pretty good Uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Now, you used to go on these trips free because
you were a degenerate gambler.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Does that happen still, I've lost my degenerate cred because
they're charging me for this trip.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Why So what happened is do we just go on
and lose a boatload of money so to speak?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
During COVID, I didn't go to Las Vegas because a
lot of friends of mine who were going to Las Vegas,
were coming back and they got COVID.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
You know, they picked up COVID in Las Vegas. And
maybe it was just the friends.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
I'm not saying that it was the case that everybody went,
but I'm just saying it was sufficient a number that
I didn't go down there, and they had like pusiglass up.
It was a weird thing in Vegas. It wasn't really
the Vegas that I loved. So anyway, my point is
that I lost my degenerate cred because I wasn't in
Vegas losing a bunch of money, and so I fall
off of all of those lists on which they put
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people who then get free cruises.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
You get a free cruise if you gamble enough.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah, because there's a gambling entity that controls then they'll go, hey,
we'll pay for the guy's cruise.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Just get them on board.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Wait, I just got a text here from Courtney, your girlfriend.
She said, you're going on a special part of that boat.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
We are on a special part of the boat. And
what's that more expensive part of the boat.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
You don't have to see the valley people?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, exactly, we at the hoy PELOI we're kind of.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Let On, like the Titanic. Are there cages to keep
people away from it?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
I hope so, I hope, so that would be a
nice touch. I'll take some pictures and let you know.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
But that is so there's a certain part of the
ship where only rich people can get to.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
She wanted this part where there's just special restaurant where
you can eat, and there's like they offer you these
special things that she wanted, special excursions. So you know,
again I don't fight it anymore. I just the Oligarchy Club,
the exactly the Oak Club.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah. They don't about the whole word out, just the
Oak Club. Yeah. So it's pretty exciting. I'm how many
days is it?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
What city are going to?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I'm had seven days and it's all those cities I.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Did that cruise with my mom, that Alaska crew. Yeah,
I think it's a great way to seek.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Gagway no good knowledge, run good knowledge.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
And you're going for seven days?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, seven days.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Here's how long ago I did it with my my
I went on the cruise with my mom. It was
nineteen seventy seven, seventy eight, and when we went to
Glacier Bay, you know, you can travel around Glacier Bay. Well,
on the front of that ship, on the Royal Viking
Sky you can look this up. They had a cannon
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and they would shoot cannon balls into the glacier to
knock it down, so you can see that. How great
is that?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
On?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
So much much? Would you do you miss that? How
do you how much do you miss that?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Bark?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
With all your environmental craziness going on, they won't let
people do that anymore. I got to see that, well,
you're right, it was you know what else I got
to see? We were taking a cruise.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
We took out a polar bear while you were over there.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Not yet, but there was talk of that, you know,
make them into a rug and then give it away
a a bingo blackout card on. But we were coming
back from on the cruise ship. I was with my mom.
I was fifteen or fourteen, and I was depressed out
of my mind. The next closest person my age on
the ship sixty one. So We're coming back from Vancouver
to Los Angeles and I was standing on the promenade deck.
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It was midnight. I was the only kid on the boat.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
I was.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I didn't anything to do, so I'd walk around and
just look at stuff. And I heard splashing over the
side and I looked down, like, oh, there's dolphins chasing
the ship at night. And I looked down. They were
pushing all the garbage bags out into the ocean. They
would weigh them down and just push them right out
into the Oh my, it was that crazy.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yeah, that's just brutal.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
What's worth the garbage bags in the ocean or the
cannon into the glacier.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Garbage bags in the ocean, probably, yeah, but it's close.
Neither one is terrific.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Yeah, well times are different now, so I'm not looking
for any of that now. They uh you know, now
they get you up on deck with binoculars and you
can see a bunch of wildlife hopefully. That's right. Yeah, yeah,
it'll be fun. And by the way, my house, just
so you know, I'm not leaving the house empty. I've
got two house hitters, both of whom are in the military.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah, I know, I do that too.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Now.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
It's yeah, no, it's a it's the real thing. Yeah
it's not.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
We're live challenge it, but.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Don't step to it. Don't step to it.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I did that before. The friend of mine who was
in the swat team, and I said, hey, he's staying
in my house while I'm gone robbed.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I Am six forty.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
You know that Later with Mo Kelly is on YouTube
every night.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I know, in fact, I see this crew out here
to shoot the YouTube thing. It's incredible, Daniel, the production team,
that's right. It really feels like a real show. When
you walk out of the hallway, it's like, wow, what
is this. Yeah, you're shooting a commercial or something. It's
like every night it's.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
They got to go in they do. All right.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
So we're I'm taking a trip on my favorite rocket
ship with listeners and I can't tell you where it's
going to be, but I can tell you if you
sign up on our email, I'll tell you on May
twenty ninth where we're going.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Have you checked the email if people already responded, because
this is the second time you mentioned.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Fifty one people have already.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
See that's what I mean. You're very popular.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Thank you, buddy. Yeah, all right, so we sold out.
No Pam Sylvia, Debbie, Judy, Laurel Orbino, Philip, Tom Frank,
Beverly Zach, Donica Loudy, Janet, Catherine Edward, Tracy, Joan, Jose,
(25:57):
Jean White, Nancy, Trish, just saying, George, Lonnie, Kathleen, Michael Bloom.
You've got a lot of Sean David, a lot of people.
That's a whole lot of folk. Everybody wants to go.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I want a piece of conaways.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
That's right, man, we're going. We're going on a trip.
My favorite rocket ship is it's a cruise, is.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
It or what is it?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
You don't know what it is. So it could be
a long bus ride.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It could know it's gonna be a trip to another
part of the world where we're all going together.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Okay. Could be on a plane, you could could be.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
It could be a plane going to a destination and
then taking a bus around.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
It could be a Paris where we just take tours around.
It could be Ireland where we drink and fight for
a week. It could be a lot of things. But
if you have you've been to Ireland.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah, you had that big I remember You've got a
couple of stories on the first class or something.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
For I went, Uh, what was the story? It was
a station event right, and I was by. It was
with Kyla Sex and they flew us first class on
aer lingus right to from Lax to Dublin, NonStop, beautiful
first class. You know, uh, carvery up there, free booze
the whole thing, socks, the lay down thing, the private
(27:23):
sort of room where you can pull the curtain. It
was unbelievable. And then on the way back they said, hey,
we sold all the seats up front. You gotta go, coach.
I said, okay, I don't mind. I'll just I'll just
take and I took a sleeping pill to sleeping pills,
and I washed it down with vodka, which you're not
supposed to do.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
You're really committed to coma.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah, and I and uh it was a fourteen hour
flight and I slept for thirteen hours. Yeah, so I
wake up. I got a tremendous headache. And I said
to the flight ten, I said, how much longer? Like
an hour, hour and a half And she said no, no, no, no, no,
we have twelve and a half hours left. I said, no,
I've been sleeping for thirteen hours. She said, you've been
(28:08):
sleeping for about an hour, oh man. And then I
was up, and then a guy with a a ukulele,
another guy with the banjo. They start with the Irish
tunes in the back. Everybody brought their own food, their
own booze, their own everything. Hi, didly d, didly die,
diddly d me mothered me, Father Deity and a you're
not Irish again? Be Irish? You know, no, not ab
(28:32):
the whole way. Twelve hours of that and you've got that.
I got a splitting headache, nauches and it was the
longest trip of my life.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
We're not going to do that.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
We're not gonna do that, Okay, But anyway, go to go.
Just send me an email Conway Trip at gmail dot
com and I'll let you know where we're all going
to go together. It'll be a fun trip. It might
be the only one I ever do, right, you know, sure,
one off, a one off man.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
You know, it's exciting.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Might be the only opportunity you ever have. Yeah, to
travel with yours trill that you have so much interest
is really cool, that's right, So email us Conwaytrip at
gmail dot com. All right, we gotta get out of here. Mark,
thanks for coming by, mo Kelly. Yeahs up next, but
before you hook up with mo Kelly. Go to YouTube
the Mark Thompson Show, Thank You Bellow and watch Mark
jump on board.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
You can sample a little bit. That's right all right,
mo Kelly.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Thanks right here on CAMFI in six forty Conway Show
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That Corolla is great man. That guy is always He
would come on with us when we were on kalas X.
He would come on with us on on a Friday
and I said, can you stay until our commercial break?
He said, yeah, I got nothing going on. So you'd
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call us every Friday. And towards the end of Kayala
s X, when they're about to flip to music, a
lot of advertisers bailed because they knew this station was flipping.
So we'd go on ninety minutes by a commercial and
he'd stay on for ninety minutes.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Well, I used to like his morning show.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
He was on Kyla Sex Yeah, and he would do
a morning show and I thought it was, like, you know,
it was great appointment listening.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I think I listened every day.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
He's the only reason I was on that station for
twelve years. And they're going to blow that station up
with Tom Likes and Tom like its was going to
be the last show on the station. It was going
to be over, and so everyone got to say thank
you goodbye to everybody. You know, Corolla A, Danny Bottadoucci,
Frosty Eye, and Frank and then Tom, Mike Is and Corolla.
In a meeting a week before, I said, well when
(01:07):
does Conway get to do that? And they said, well,
we're gonna cut it off before him. He goes, that's
not fair. He should do it Thursday night then. And
if it wasn't for Krolla, I would have never been
had that show. That's very cool. Yeah, always thinking of
everybody else. That's a cool dude.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Well he's also just very funny. I mean, I just
he always finds the funny.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Funniest guy in Hollywood. And you can see him in Bellflower.
You can go to Bellflower the stand Up Comedy Club
in Bellflower. It's the second show. First show is sold out.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's called the stand Up Comedy Club.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
That's right, That's what it says.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Okay, I just want to be clear about it.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, the stand up Comedy Club. Oh I think, oh
you other one. I didn't know the name of the
club called it's the stand Up Comedy Club and.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Mean to be disparaging. I was just saying, is that
the name of it? So that people could better find it. Yes,
I wasn't thinking about whether you knew it or not.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
No, I know you. You were like, he's not going
to look it up. He's too lazy, So he's just
going to say there's a stand up comedy club or Alflow.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Okay, maybe there's a little bit of that.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
There's all that's one hundred percent. It's the stand up
Comedy Club in Bellflower, of Bellflower, and it's the second show.
Tickets are available Saturday May twenty fourth at ten pm.
Saturday May twenty fourth at ten pm. First show is
sold out. The second show is going to sell out,
so get tickets before it does. You can get them
(02:31):
an a AXS I believe too.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
You can also go to Adamcarolla dot com, Wow a
bunch of different ways AXS dot com, Adam Corolla dot
com and go check out the show.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You'll enjoy that.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
We had a problem. There's a homeless problem everywhere in
LA and Burbank is experiencing it as well. And a
while back somebody sent me an email and say, hey,
what do you do about the homeless problem? You know,
everybody's got their move And I said, there was a
I live on an alley in Burbank. You know, made
some money, so I decided to live with cars, drive
(03:05):
all day long.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
That's right. I like that.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I enjoyalty, right, yeah, I enjoy the you know the
Sometimes there's hookers, sometimes there's drug deals, sometimes there's you know,
people living on there illegally.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I enjoy.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I just sit there with a cocktail and look down
and the.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Don't chase anybody away now.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
But there was one guy who brought a couch, like
a full blown nineteen seventies, you know couch that your
mom or dad would have with the shag carpeting and
that big ass couch that you didn't need two guys
to carry it. Or did he still have the plastic
on it? No, it didn't, but it was the plastic
had been gone for it looked like thirty years. There
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was a lot of wear and tear on this couch,
and they dropped it off one night in the alley.
I just didn't want to get rid of it, you know,
wanted to pay to get rid of it. So he
dropped in the alley and I woke up the next
day and a homeless guy was sleeping on it. And
I waited a couple of days to really sort of
do anything. About it, thinking he be on his way,
and he set up shop. He had a tent, he
had a Bunsen burner as the whole run.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
You know, it's his house now. Yeah, once you have
the couch, then you just kind.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Of and it's literally, you know, twelve feet below my
daughter's bedroom.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And so he's just accessorizing at that point.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
He's he's part part of our house. Yeah, you know,
he's right on the other side of the wall. And
so I called the cops. Burbank cops come out. They're great.
They talked him for twenty minutes. The guy said all
the right things and the cops looked at me like, wow,
can't do anything. He said all the right things. So
he took the cops took off, and then I saw this,
(04:38):
the one eight hundred got junk guys, like maybe I
can pay those guys, Oh sure to come get this couch.
So they come out. I said, you know, like a
hundred box, one hundred and fifty whatever it was. And
I said, hey, can you take this couch and yeah, yeah, sure,
I've been the guy sleeping on it. And they said, hey,
get off this couch and the guy said, no, there's
my couch and they just took it. He fell off
(05:01):
while they were taking it.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
In so long. Wow, that's a great story.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And now that couch is I don't know, probably in
some landfill somewhere. But I you know, when you when
you do have a house, your pay for house, and
the homeless guy is living right under your daughter's bedroom,
it's still too close.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Of course. Yeah, we had that.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
We had that experience in Venice with that guy who's
screaming all night and he's right there. Yeah, we were
in Venice because you know, we got burned out of
our place and had to find a place and we
quickly found this place in Venice. And this was a
nightly thing. I mean, he was there, he set up shop,
just like your guy with the couch, and he's screaming
I mean screaming, yeah, I mean, and so you'd call
(05:42):
and cops would. First of all, it's hard to get
cops to come by because of a lot of things.
But as he as COVID started to hit, we called paramedics.
They came by and then one of I forget it
was the copp for paramedic came to me after like
their third trip out like over multiple days, or the
course of a few weeks and said to me, hey man,
(06:04):
there's nothing we can do. All we can do is
offer to take him to get some help. And if
he says no, we got to leave him. There's nothing
we can do. Can't arrest him, can't do you know.
And then he looked back at me and said, you're
kind of on your own on this one in a way,
like kind of like like you were so inventive with
the guy jump, but I didn't have that option. I
(06:24):
didn't you know, a lot of people. So I'll take
care of it. I'll make sure he never got and
you know I do. I'm not looking for the guy
to get strong armed. You know, I don't want it,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Well, the Bevenanda's brothers can come out take care of him.
They know how to do that. Yeah, that's uh, it's
it's it's a huge problem. But it's screwed up. It's
screwed up. It's a big, big as the problem. All right,
we have I know, we got to take a break.
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Speaker 1 (07:21):
It's Conway Show, Mark Thompson's here and you're on YouTube right.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I am. It's the Mark Thompson Show on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Right.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
How's that going going?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Pretty well?
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Twenty thousand?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Now, I've got one hundred and eighteen thousand subscribers. That's
a lot.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, it's good. It's a you know, we've been on
for what two years? All over two years. It's it's hard.
I mean it's very difficult. You have to be there
every day, fresh content and look, there's a lot going
on Newswise, but you still fight with other shows that
are also doing a lot of stuff with a lot
going on Newswise. So I appreciate you mentioning it from
time to time, the Mark Thompson Show and The Mark
(07:55):
Thompson Show, Dee, Mark Thompson Show.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yes, exactly, all right, have you heard of these casino hunters,
These guys who they hunt people who win big jackpots,
they follow them home and rob them. No, yeah, it
was happening in La oh wow for quite some time now.
I've never run into them.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Nor have I because we have we share one thing,
which is what total losers.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, they would not follow me to the men's room,
let alone home. Right, But they've caught the guys that
are doing this.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
We had a group of thieves that would follow successful
gamblers and then rob them out on the road. But
it was a joint FBI La Sheriff's task force that put.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
An end to it.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
We were happy to have them off the streets.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Derek Lopez and Juan Gonzalez of Southgate, indicted in federal
court for a series of armed robberies outside several different
Southland casinos.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Made a lot of money too. These You know, you
could win a two hundred thousand dollars jackpot and they'd pay
you in cash, oh wow, And then you drive home
and the guy would say, hey, I want that cash,
and you would give them that cash or to kill
you or I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Sure, Yeah, it's a good part. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
The Fed say Lopez was the scout, always looking for
winners in the casino.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
That's why we never met. We never run into each other.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Always looking for winners in the casino.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
That's what that's when you bet long shots all day
at San Anita, you don't get anyone following you at home.
You get a clean ride, clean ride all the way
back to Burbank. Nobody even looks at you.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Once they saw a patron that they believed to be
a successful gambler, someone who's taking out a large amount
of winnings that evening, they would then follow them onto
the highway.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
It's alleged that Lopez, Gonzales and at least two other
men would use multiple cars to box in their target
along highway off ramps. This is a surveillance photo of
those cars doing just that. The bandits would then swarm
the car with guns drawn.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Cnsh the windows of that car, and then demand and
take either the winnings themselves or the actual casino chips
and oftentimes other persons property of those gamblers.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
The victims were predominantly Asian and targeted more than sixteen
times during a seven month period back in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Well, that's not fair, right, attacking the Asians like that?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I wonder why they, you know, done that ethnicity.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
The victims were predominantly Asian.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I just don't care. Why.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Maybe they had more chips, I don't know, than do
they win more? I don't know they're playing. I think
the more high stake games there.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I don't know, And I don't know. Why is that crozier?
Why would they attack the Asian gamblers? What do you think?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Depending on who did it?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
The perception of Asians as a weaker race, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Oh, that's interesting.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
And targeted more than sixteen times during a seven month
period back in twenty twenty three, the gunman often hitting
more than once a night and taking in quite a hole.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
There is at least two hundred and seventy five thousand
dollars in cash when chips or property.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Wow, two hundred and seventy five thousand dollars got hit.
What do you hit on a pie gow or three
card or It's.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Like that's a lot of money for pigou maybe or
a three card. You know you hit the jackpot on
three car, it's definitely probably a jackpiger jackpot.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
At least two of the victims were cut by flying
glass as they were attacked in their cars. The US
Attorney's Office says that Juan Gonzalez was arragned today in
federal court. Lopez, who is already in state prison on
firearms charges, will be in federal court later this summer.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
And Mark Arragos is trying to get both of them out.
He's working on it.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
He's playing a hotthand right now.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, he's trying to get everybody out. Everybody. You need
to be a little bit careful for the next month
or sot. Yeah, I know. I'm gonna tell you I
have I have about ten thousand dollars saved up in
a account, and I told my wife, if anybody does
anything to me, get that ten thousand. Go to the track,
ask for a guy named Louis, give him the ten
(12:05):
grand and tell him you want a certain person knocked off.
And she's like, what they do that nice? I'm just kidding,
just a joke sort of, But I hope those garret
I hope those uh Lyle and Eric don't don't kill me,
because John was much harder on them than I was.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah, that's the thing you should tell him if they do,
if you yes him, if.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
John colebelt he did to fry them an end. I
I never went that far.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
If you confront them at any point, you should mention
that it's gotta be John, Yeah, to do him before
you do me.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Right, and I and John's been doing it longer. You know,
We did it like once a week or once every
other week. John did it every day. Sure, so not me,
not me, man, I should be second base, first base,
coleblt not me either way, Maybe they'll knock his ball off,
(13:00):
you know.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Well, I certainly held.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I think it's unlikely that they're going to, you know,
resume their life of shotgunning people.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
You don't think if you can, if you kill mom
and dad, you can kill anybody.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I'm not saying. I'm saying that they've done thirty years
or whatever it is, So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
They've probably been tamed by the system.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
But don't you think thirty years pissed them off?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
That could be, I mean it could you know, I
don't know. I'm not convinced that.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
They're being held in a maximum. I know this prison
in San Diego and and that's where some of the
harshest guys in California or so.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Oh is that right still?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Oh yeah, Oh, they're sitting in the in the catbirds
a number one seat down there where all the guys
there are you know George Carlon calls them Life's most
interesting guys. Well, they're all in one, one cell one prison.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
There no Sunday brunch at that place.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I don't know what goes on in there. I don't know.
Maybe I'll find out what day one day who goes
or maybe I'll do it to promptu. I'll get ahead
of oh shory and maybe I'll go after them.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah, yeah, that's actually a really good idea.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, maybe I'll that. Yeah, you hick those guys.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
You should go down there just to do you know
you are a member of the media.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, or when they get out, I'll pick them up. Hey, fellas,
I want to apologize for the last thirty years.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
For the last I have a two hour apology ride
with you. What do you guys went up to anyway?
I know, you know you guys were fellas.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I got this this great client called Prize Picks. I
can hook you up. You got to use my name
as a promo code, and I can get you fifty
dollars which would have gone a long way in prison.
Not going to go very far out, Yeah, real world toy.
But I can hook you up with Sweet James. I
don't know if you can both get advanced hair, but
I can get you Sweet at Morongo. Oh yeah, that's
a weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
You do have a lot to offer. Boys.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I can hook you up. I apologize for going after
you so radically on the radio, but you know, everybody
has a job to do, right, Sure, right, fellas, Fellas christ.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Mark Thompson's here. Adam Krahl was on with us at
five thirty five to forty five. If you want to
go back and listen to that, you can go see
his show. He's in Bellflower. He's going to be very funny.
Well he's always funny, but he's especially funny on the
twenty fourth at ten pm. The early show is sold
out May twenty fourth in Bellflower and then we have
(15:26):
a big audience in Bellflower, Long Beach area. It's the
stand Up Comedy Club of Bellflower and the second show
tickets are still available Saturday, May twenty fourth at ten pm,
So go check it out. All right, I was just
informed yesterday was yesterday, Monday. Yes, okay, the deal is done.
(15:46):
And you've heard about John Colebell going on his trip
to Iceland.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Oh yeah, that actually sounds really cool with.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
A bunch of listeners. Yeah, I'm doing one.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
You're going to do a trip with a bunch of listeners,
that's right, But I can't tell you where it's going
to be until May thirtieth.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
However, Yes, I'm going to give you the scoop. Oh,
if you email me at a special email address on
the twenty ninth, I'm going to tell you through email,
and the other listeners are going to have to listen
on KFI.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I like that there's already sort of an elite group
that will have access to information.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oh yeah, that's how you roll. Yeah. So if you
if you just text me trip just the word trip,
or you know, don't write me nine.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Pages to put that in the subject line trip don't.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I don't need nine pages of You know, my aunt
knew year brother and they went to Catechism together and
she fell and skinned her knee, and he bought my
hamburger at McDonald it's like Christ.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Well, if you don't like those kinds of conversations, this
might be a long trip for you.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Well, it will be for somebody. But the trip the
the email address Conway con to the Way, Why trip
trip at gmail dot com. There you go, and just
I'm not going to sell your email address. I'm not
gonna give it to anybody. I'm just going to tell
you if you're interested in traveling with me, and there
(17:11):
might be people out there, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Oh yeah, Oh, I think it's going to be a
great trip.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Conwaytrip at gmail dot com. And I'll tell you before
the radio audience.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
No, you'll be I think that'll be a lot of
fun to go with you on a trip of any cond.
Do you know what the email address is, It's a
Conway trip at gmail, dott Gmail A yeah, and just
send and I'll on the twenty ninth, I'll tell where
we're going. Could be Paris, oh yeah, could be Morocco, Wow,
could be Mexico, could be blythe Yeah, you know, stick
(17:41):
everyone at a hotel and July out in blythe hotter
and hell angry as hell.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
That would be a great trip. Could be Hawaii. It
could be Canada, could be Europe, could be Japan. Could
be Korea, like North Korea or South probably South Korea, yeah,
but North Korea is interesting. Could be Iran. I can't
tell you where it's gonna be.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
It's a much longer trip. If you end up in
North Korea.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Iran, just email me Conway trip at gmail dot com
and I'll I'll tell you on May twenty ninth.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Where we're going. Very cool, very exciting.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
It's gonna be a good trip. I think it's gonna
be a great trip. I've always wanted to do a
trip with the listeners, and they gave me the opportunity
to do it, so we're gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Me too, I've always wanted to.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
I've not never had the popularity that you have, so
I always worried that it would be like me and
four people who you know, I don't have that momentum
that you have. You're in a big station. People love you.
You'll get funny, You'll get someday, I'll get that. So
you're going on a trip on a favorite rocket ship.
I'm going Do you know what that line's from?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I do not.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Does anybody on the show know what that's from? I
bet Kiki does. Yeah, okay, I'm going on a trip
on a favorite rocket ship. I'd knowing to this guy's
little line stuff, come aboard, We're ready to explore so
much fine little line Stein Yeah, bump bump bump.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I remember that. My daughter watched those Einstein's a lot.
I gets, sir, great, it was little Einstein's.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Seemed to have made an impact. Yeah, I watched. I
watched that a lot.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I watched, Uh, it's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Come in sign,
we'll play inside. Watch that a lot. Dora, Dora, Dora
the Explorer, her kin signet. It is not yet She's
I don't know if that's a part of it.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Maybe the second verse.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah, and there there were so many of those. I
watched my daughter crowse you probably did the same thing
over and over and over with those songs. Uh, not
those specific shows, but yeah, shows Kim Possible was a
big one for that. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
But wait a minute, so you mark you're going on
trip somewhere. You're not gonna be an next week.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
We'll leaving Thursday after the mark. What are you doing
to going to Alaska? Well, that's cool. They fly to
Vancouver and you take the boat.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Up or you take it a cruise.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Yeah, I didn't know that it's a cruise and it's
a what line we're going to be on the celebrity okay,
which is.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Uh, do you have a celebrity? Evidently you don't have
to be when to get on?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Insult received? I am, and this is the sad part.
Probably the biggest name on the celebrity Yeah. So, but
we're looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
You know.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
So if the ship went down, you would be top building.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
I think I'd probably get a pretty good Uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Now, you used to go on these trips free because
you were a degenerate gambler.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Does that happen still, I've lost my degenerate cred because
they're charging me for this trip.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Why So what happened is do we just go on
and lose a boatload of money so to speak?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
During COVID, I didn't go to Las Vegas because a
lot of friends of mine who were going to Las Vegas,
were coming back and they got COVID.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
You know, they picked up COVID in Las Vegas. And
maybe it was just the friends.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
I'm not saying that it was the case that everybody went,
but I'm just saying it was sufficient a number that
I didn't go down there, and they had like pusiglass up.
It was a weird thing in Vegas. It wasn't really
the Vegas that I loved. So anyway, my point is
that I lost my degenerate cred because I wasn't in
Vegas losing a bunch of money, and so I fall
off of all of those lists on which they put
(21:22):
people who then get free cruises.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
You get a free cruise if you gamble enough.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah, because there's a gambling entity that controls then they'll go, hey,
we'll pay for the guy's cruise.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Just get them on board.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Wait, I just got a text here from Courtney, your girlfriend.
She said, you're going on a special part of that boat.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
We are on a special part of the boat. And
what's that more expensive part of the boat.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
You don't have to see the valley people?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, exactly, we at the hoy PELOI we're kind of.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Let On, like the Titanic. Are there cages to keep
people away from it?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
I hope so, I hope, so that would be a
nice touch. I'll take some pictures and let you know.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
But that is so there's a certain part of the
ship where only rich people can get to.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
She wanted this part where there's just special restaurant where
you can eat, and there's like they offer you these
special things that she wanted, special excursions. So you know,
again I don't fight it anymore. I just the Oligarchy Club,
the exactly the Oak Club.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah. They don't about the whole word out, just the
Oak Club. Yeah. So it's pretty exciting. I'm how many
days is it?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
What city are going to?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I'm had seven days and it's all those cities I.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Did that cruise with my mom, that Alaska crew. Yeah,
I think it's a great way to seek.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Gagway no good knowledge, run good knowledge.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
And you're going for seven days?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, seven days.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Here's how long ago I did it with my my
I went on the cruise with my mom. It was
nineteen seventy seven, seventy eight, and when we went to
Glacier Bay, you know, you can travel around Glacier Bay. Well,
on the front of that ship, on the Royal Viking
Sky you can look this up. They had a cannon
(22:53):
and they would shoot cannon balls into the glacier to
knock it down, so you can see that. How great
is that?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
On?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
So much much? Would you do you miss that? How
do you how much do you miss that?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Bark?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
With all your environmental craziness going on, they won't let
people do that anymore. I got to see that, well,
you're right, it was you know what else I got
to see? We were taking a cruise.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
We took out a polar bear while you were over there.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Not yet, but there was talk of that, you know,
make them into a rug and then give it away
a a bingo blackout card on. But we were coming
back from on the cruise ship. I was with my mom.
I was fifteen or fourteen, and I was depressed out
of my mind. The next closest person my age on
the ship sixty one. So We're coming back from Vancouver
to Los Angeles and I was standing on the promenade deck.
(23:38):
It was midnight. I was the only kid on the boat.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
I was.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I didn't anything to do, so I'd walk around and
just look at stuff. And I heard splashing over the
side and I looked down, like, oh, there's dolphins chasing
the ship at night. And I looked down. They were
pushing all the garbage bags out into the ocean. They
would weigh them down and just push them right out
into the Oh my, it was that crazy.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yeah, that's just brutal.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
What's worth the garbage bags in the ocean or the
cannon into the glacier.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Garbage bags in the ocean, probably, yeah, but it's close.
Neither one is terrific.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Yeah, well times are different now, so I'm not looking
for any of that now. They uh you know, now
they get you up on deck with binoculars and you
can see a bunch of wildlife hopefully. That's right. Yeah, yeah,
it'll be fun. And by the way, my house, just
so you know, I'm not leaving the house empty. I've
got two house hitters, both of whom are in the military.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah, I know, I do that too.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Now.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
It's yeah, no, it's a it's the real thing. Yeah
it's not.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
We're live challenge it, but.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Don't step to it. Don't step to it.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I did that before. The friend of mine who was
in the swat team, and I said, hey, he's staying
in my house while I'm gone robbed.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I Am six forty.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
You know that Later with Mo Kelly is on YouTube
every night.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I know, in fact, I see this crew out here
to shoot the YouTube thing. It's incredible, Daniel, the production team,
that's right. It really feels like a real show. When
you walk out of the hallway, it's like, wow, what
is this. Yeah, you're shooting a commercial or something. It's
like every night it's.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
They got to go in they do. All right.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
So we're I'm taking a trip on my favorite rocket
ship with listeners and I can't tell you where it's
going to be, but I can tell you if you
sign up on our email, I'll tell you on May
twenty ninth where we're going.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Have you checked the email if people already responded, because
this is the second time you mentioned.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Fifty one people have already.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
See that's what I mean. You're very popular.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Thank you, buddy. Yeah, all right, so we sold out.
No Pam Sylvia, Debbie, Judy, Laurel Orbino, Philip, Tom Frank,
Beverly Zach, Donica Loudy, Janet, Catherine Edward, Tracy, Joan, Jose,
(25:57):
Jean White, Nancy, Trish, just saying, George, Lonnie, Kathleen, Michael Bloom.
You've got a lot of Sean David, a lot of people.
That's a whole lot of folk. Everybody wants to go.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I want a piece of conaways.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
That's right, man, we're going. We're going on a trip.
My favorite rocket ship is it's a cruise, is.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
It or what is it?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
You don't know what it is. So it could be
a long bus ride.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It could know it's gonna be a trip to another
part of the world where we're all going together.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Okay. Could be on a plane, you could could be.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
It could be a plane going to a destination and
then taking a bus around.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
It could be a Paris where we just take tours around.
It could be Ireland where we drink and fight for
a week. It could be a lot of things. But
if you have you've been to Ireland.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah, you had that big I remember You've got a
couple of stories on the first class or something.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
For I went, Uh, what was the story? It was
a station event right, and I was by. It was
with Kyla Sex and they flew us first class on
aer lingus right to from Lax to Dublin, NonStop, beautiful
first class. You know, uh, carvery up there, free booze
the whole thing, socks, the lay down thing, the private
(27:23):
sort of room where you can pull the curtain. It
was unbelievable. And then on the way back they said, hey,
we sold all the seats up front. You gotta go, coach.
I said, okay, I don't mind. I'll just I'll just
take and I took a sleeping pill to sleeping pills,
and I washed it down with vodka, which you're not
supposed to do.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
You're really committed to coma.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah, and I and uh it was a fourteen hour
flight and I slept for thirteen hours. Yeah, so I
wake up. I got a tremendous headache. And I said
to the flight ten, I said, how much longer? Like
an hour, hour and a half And she said no, no, no, no, no,
we have twelve and a half hours left. I said, no,
I've been sleeping for thirteen hours. She said, you've been
(28:08):
sleeping for about an hour, oh man. And then I
was up, and then a guy with a a ukulele,
another guy with the banjo. They start with the Irish
tunes in the back. Everybody brought their own food, their
own booze, their own everything. Hi, didly d, didly die,
diddly d me mothered me, Father Deity and a you're
not Irish again? Be Irish? You know, no, not ab
(28:32):
the whole way. Twelve hours of that and you've got that.
I got a splitting headache, nauches and it was the
longest trip of my life.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
We're not going to do that.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
We're not gonna do that, Okay, But anyway, go to go.
Just send me an email Conway Trip at gmail dot
com and I'll let you know where we're all going
to go together. It'll be a fun trip. It might
be the only one I ever do, right, you know, sure,
one off, a one off man.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
You know, it's exciting.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Might be the only opportunity you ever have. Yeah, to
travel with yours trill that you have so much interest
is really cool, that's right, So email us Conwaytrip at
gmail dot com. All right, we gotta get out of here. Mark,
thanks for coming by, mo Kelly. Yeahs up next, but
before you hook up with mo Kelly. Go to YouTube
the Mark Thompson Show, Thank You Bellow and watch Mark
jump on board.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
You can sample a little bit. That's right all right,
mo Kelly.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Thanks right here on CAMFI in six forty Conway Show
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