The coldest place in the nation today is near Nashville, Tennessee, where temperatures in Gatlinburg hit 3 degrees. Tim explains that technically we’re still in a long-term ice age, but in a warmer “interglacial” phase that began 2.6 million years ago, with the last deep freeze ending about 12,000 years ago.
The forecast for Southern California has changed — expect six straight days of rain. Tim reminisces about Disneyland’s Autopia, comparing it to how L.A. streets now look cluttered with trash, asking why people have stopped caring.
Mammoth Mountain delays its opening day by one day due to the storm. On a lighter note, Elizabeth Olsen told Seth Meyers she’s a fan of Dodgers reporter David Vassegh.
The show wraps with Tim thanking listeners for all the birthday cards and gifts he received.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KMFI AM sixty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's Conway Show. The coldest city in the nation today,
it was, well, the coldest place, I should say. It's
about one hundred and eighty four miles east southeast, almost
directly east of is it east? Yeah, it's almost directly
(00:31):
east of Nashville, Tennessee, in the Smoky Mountains elevation in
about twelve hundred feet. It's a place you might have
heard of, but you don't know anybody who lives there. Gatlinburg.
Isn't there a band called Gatlinburg or Song or gatlin Brothers? Okay,
this is Gatlinburg, Tennessee, and it was the coldest place
(00:53):
in the nation. Quick, whip around without the music, belly.
What temperature you think it was in gatlin Tennessee? Nine
nine degrees in Tennessee? Okay? Krozer fifteen fifteen Angel eighty
two eighty two? Do you want to do it again?
(01:17):
You're gonna go the e two twenty eight twenty eight
al right? Better? All right? And Sammy, what's the temperature
in Gatlinburg, Tennessee? I'll go with one one Okay, Sammy
got closes three degrees, three degrees in Tennessee. Three degrees
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in Tennessee. That is unbelievable. Now, grant it's in this
smoky mountains, but those aren't. That's not a high mountain range.
That's not a full, you know, radical elevation. I think
it's a The elevation is almost thirteen hundred feet. That's nothing.
The San Fernando Valley, I think is six or seven
hundred feet. So that's incredible. And we've had a list
(02:01):
of people, I mean, list of cities that are experiencing
a brand new low. Jacksonville, Florida. The low temperature today,
well yeah, last night was twenty eight degrees. The previous
low is thirty five. That's seven degrees colder than the
lowest temperature in the history of today, seven degrees colder. Savannah, Georgia,
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twenty eight degrees, the previous low thirty one, Mobile, Alabama,
twenty eight degrees. Orlando, Florida, thirty six degrees in Orlando, Florida,
the previous low thirty nine. Pensacola, Florida, thirty one degrees.
Fort Myers forty two, Key West, way down in the ocean,
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Key West fifty seven degrees way out in the ocean, Gulfport,
Mississippi twenty seven degrees, Montgomery, Alabama twenty six, making, Georgia
twenty nine, and Tampa Tampa Bay, Florida thirty eight degrees
thirty eight degrees. So look, I know the global warmers
(03:17):
don't like this, but it'll get warmer. Don't worry. We'll
get it warmer. We'll you know, we're getting there. We're
still in an ice age, and so once we another
couple hundred years will come out of this ice age
and then we'll all be okay. But until then it's
going to be freezing. And if you don't believe me
(03:37):
we're in ice age, I know a lot of people
think I'm lying or just joking. Why don't you go
to Google and type in why do we all do
this together? All right? Go to Google? Belly, Can you
go to Google and type in are we in an
ice age? Are we in an ice age?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Hold?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, just type in Google are we in ice age?
And it will say yes, technically, we are in a
long term ice age, but it's the warmer phase of
the ice age. Yep, we are in an ice age.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Ice ages have cycles.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
That's right, human activity versus natural cycles.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
And this current one we're in began two point six
million years ago, and the last time Earth was in
a cooler glacial period was about twelve thousand years ago.
So we're right in the middle, right the end of
this ice age. So technically global warming is coming. Global
(04:39):
warming is on its way. Yeah, I mean not climate change,
but global warming is. Yeah. But you know, but people
like it warm anyway, especially old people. You know, that's
why they go to Arizona. That's why they leave Minnesota
because it's so effing cold. Good Grandma Banky baby.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
It's hard on arthritis.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, it's also you know, you've ever had an old
person in your car, the first something they do is
they shut those fans off, so you know it's not
blowing off.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Oh no, I do that, you really?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh my wife does that too. The one fight that
my wife and I've had ever since the day we
met is the temperature of the car, and we have
it every time we get in the car, even with
that split, you know, dual climate where she can have
her side warm and not mind can be cold.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
She constantly is fissioning and saying, oh, I'm freezing. I'm freezing.
I'm freezing.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
You have the seat warmers because that helps, she can do.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I got those, I got gloves, I got hats. I
got a cold n it hat. I like to keep
it as cold as I can in the fifties. And
because I can't keep the house at fifty because people,
you know, they'll shoot me. But I can keep my
car at fifty. It's always on full blast, full blast cold.
And when she gets in, she's freezing all the time, freezing,
(05:56):
always freezing, raising, which is good, you know. I mean
it does say you're getting old, though I mean not her,
but most people when you get when you get old,
you don't like the cold temperatures. That's why people moved
to Florida, to Texas, to Arizona and California. That's why
this property that we all have here in southern California
(06:17):
is so expensive because it's warm. People like warm weather,
especially older folks. They can't stay. You're going to an
old folks home. It's always ninety eight degrees and it
smells like a big vitamin fart. That's all they do.
They all take vitamins and they fart and it smells
like a big ninety five degree vitamin fart in there.
(06:39):
My grandmother, Man, when we used to visit her in
her retirement home or nursing home, it was like a
one hundred and three in her room, and it just
smelled like ass. It's just I couldn't wait to get
the hell out of there. Might open, Oh my god,
oh vitamin farts everywhere. You just went back there for
a second. Worse, absolutely worst. You could literally spend about
(07:02):
a minute in there talking to her, and then you
got to just bail. You gotta get the hell out
of there.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
It's Conway Show. We have a change in the weather. Okay.
Originally at the beginning of the week yesterday and late
last week we said there's gonna be rain Thursday and
Friday in southern California. We have a radical change. They
have just changed the forecast for southern California. It's not
(07:37):
good if you're homeless, not good at all. It is
going to really affect you. So here's the rain for
southern California for the next week or so. Thursday, this
is the San Fernando Valley, LA and Orange County, Okay.
(08:00):
I can't go further south of Orange County. I'm just
not equipped to do that right now. But this is
from Ventura to Orange County, Okay. Thursday fifty five percent
chance of rain, Friday ninety five percent chance of rain,
Saturday ninety percent, Sunday fifty five percent, Monday fifty percent,
(08:26):
Tuesday forty percent. Did you hear that? Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday,
and Tuesday rain almost all day for some of those days, Like,
for instance, let's just take one day, Thursday, a quarter
inch of rain. It's gonna happen. It's gonna start to
(08:48):
fall around eight pm. So Thursday, right after we're done
with this show, you're going to start to feel the
initial rain. Friday all day an inch or two of
rain all day on Friday, all day, Saturday another inch
of rain all day up until six pm. Sunday night
(09:11):
little light and then nothing during the day. And then Monday,
starting at six am, no, I'm sorry, eleven am, all
throughout the day and the afternoon into the evening, we
have a butt full of rain about to land on
southern California. I'll be let's be more specific with let's
(09:35):
do Huntington Beach, Irvine area. Okay, Thursday fifty percent, Friday
ninety five, Saturday ninety Sunday sixty five, Monday forty five,
and Tuesday fifty percent. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, and
Tuesday is going to be raining in southern California. That's
a radical change to the forecast. It was always just
(09:56):
Thursday and Friday always, and then it made a big shift.
And this storm that was supposed to hit northern California
has been shifted by I think there's a low off
the coast of Oregon. It wasn't supposed to be that high,
and it is radical. We're going to get a ton
(10:16):
of rain. So everywhere you go Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday,
it will probably be raining or the streets will be wet,
and you know what to do when the when the
roads get wet, Angel is going to be busy. Angel
is going to be very busy. You are going to
(10:37):
have to put on your serious hat. You can't do
the jokes or tell people where you're going to be
with your sandals or you know, your stupid dog stories.
You've got to You've got to really concentrate on the rain.
You can't tell us what your bird's doing, or you
know how your nails are, or any of that crap.
You got to put on your serious weather face.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Do I smell another golden mic?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Maybe?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Possibly?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Possibly, Maybe it's exciting to get this much right, you know,
all before Thanksgiving. It's gonna make the mountains look beautiful. Oh,
it's gonna be great.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
You know.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I was on the freeway today. I was on the
one oh one, not bragging. I get around.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And when I was growing up in the San Fernando Valley,
I was born in the early sixties. Have you ever
been on What's that that ride at Disneyland where you
have the car and you can drive around the car
is Atopia? Is Topia, Autopia Autopia. That's the way the
San Fernando Valley used to look. All the on ramps
(11:34):
and off ramps were beautiful, landscaped, great trees, no trash,
no tents, no homeless note of them. And all the
interchanges like where the four or five of the one
oh one meet. It all looked like brand new construction
because it technically it was. It was only a couple
years old. The one eighteen freeway wasn't even there when
I was growing up. The two ten wasn't there when
(11:56):
I was growing up, And so all those freeways when
they were put in, they look brand new with all
beautiful landscaping. And back then people adhere to the sign
that said please don't litter. They sort of recognize that
as something we should all do together.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
They need to bring that back, they do.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I see litter everything everywhere.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
I just saw a mattress on the side of the
five freeway today.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, that's a bad sign too, because when you see
a mattress now, the chances are at night, there's gonna
be a chap on there, you know, snoozing. But I
see litter and debris and trash everywhere I go now, everywhere,
even outside my house. I go up and down my
street on Sunday nights just picking hup trash. I a lunatic.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
I do the same thing.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, I'm like the crazy guy that does it. But
I don't care. You know what people think.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
No, we want to keep it clean.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, and the cleaner you keep it, the more respect
people are going to have for it. If they combin
and they see trash in your alley or on your street.
They'll put more trash out there if just everyone would
throw their trash away properly. Oh that's where that goes, don't. Yeah,
but they don't. They don't.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Why is that what I mean?
Speaker 5 (13:05):
I understand sometimes they overflowing, but but how lazy.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
They don't want in their car. They don't want the
smell of it, they don't want the sight of it.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
So stop at a you know, a trash receptacle somewhere
in a parking lot and throw it away.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, that's not happening. I think it's mostly white people
that do that. Oh throw trash room.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
They need to stay.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
And it doesn't even matter if there's a garbage can,
because they'll just throw it right out on the ground
and there's a garbage can that's right five feet away.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, Or you go like to the beach and the
garbage can is overflowing with trash and they'll still pilot
and trying to balance it on top of the trash.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
The park by our house because there's like soccer games,
you know, kids' soccer games.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
I have found dirty diapers.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Oh when they're like you know, thirty four, No, they're
just in the street. But they're like thirty feet from
a trash can and they just you know, because they're
in their car, so they just dump it into the street.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
That is right?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Asshole? Irvine is huh. Yeah, no, dirty, dirty diapers everywhere.
I bet I get out of there. I'm cleaning it
up though, Yeah, one diaper at a time. Yeah. I
don't know what it is about trash. I see it
all the time, and I don't know. I don't I
don't get the vibe. But I've always said this about Burbank.
(14:31):
If the city council is listening, I've said it in
the past. I'm you know, say it on blue in
the face, But the city council in Burbank and in
Irvine and any any city, you should make sure your
off ramps and your on ramps are clean. Because ninety
five percent of the people they come into Burbank or
leave Burbank, the first thing they see when they come
(14:53):
to Burbank and the last thing they see are the
freeway on ramps and off ramps. And when they look
like they don't care, there's trash everywhere, There's mattresses, TVs, debris.
Then people look down on the city. If I were
running Burbank, I would I would have a crew every
single week out there to clean up the off ramps
and the on ramps.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
I did see a crew when the five merges into
the one thirty four. I did see a crew cleaning
up trash along that kind of area the.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Day those the Dui guys are doing that.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Is that what that is?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, the guys that have busted for Dui, now they
got to do a public public service. Thank you for
cleaning your community service. And they do. You know, they
put on an orange vest and they get out there
and they probably really miss drinking. Man, when you're told
to legally stop drinking like you, they monitor your your
alcohol and your blood. That's got to be a bummer.
(15:47):
You know you can't You've been legally told you can't
drink anymore. God bless it. That's got to be traumatic.
Oh if it's a lifesaver, who knows, well, you flipped
real fast on that. Oh No, it's great. I did
a I want to say his name. He gets pissed
when I do that. Yeah, there's a guy at radio
(16:09):
that wh will flip during a commercial break. I don't
want to say who that he's pissed a back.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
We won't tell anyone.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, have about some initials, yeah, BC his initials. Oh okay,
now it's not Bill Candle. It's that's Bill Handle.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
That's bh how you're praying Bill Handle Candle.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
All right, we gotta take a break. That rain is
coming in Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday and Tuesday. It's
going to be raining for five straight days in southern California.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I Am six forty.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
It's Conway Show. Great, great news for people like myself
and Bellio who love the rain. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday,
Tuesday will be raining in southern California. Yes, yes, yes,
and even in Mammoth. Bellio used to love skiing before
she got married. She got married on Saturday night, soldierr
(17:14):
skis Sunday morning and never looked back. Yeah. What'd you
do with the outfits? All those cute outfits.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
You got Sometimes I wear them around the house.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Was that right?
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
And I think I sold my ski outfit.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Your trench coat is a black.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Trench coat and jeans, that's right? Yeah, quite a look,
quite a look so sexy? Thank you? You meant that right? No,
all right, Mammoth.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
The laugh of this sexy comment.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Put up with this, Hey, Brian, I tell on you guys,
go for it. Tell the new PD that you guys
are being awful to me. Oh, I'm going to yeah,
and then what you'll deal with it later? All right,
Mammoth it is going to be. They're delaying their opening
(18:12):
because of the weather. How great is that? That means
we're in for an unbelievable ski season for all you
you know ski nuts out there, Just unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
The incoming storm already impacting Mammoth Mountain. They have now
announced that they are pushing back opening day for their
twenty twenty five twenty six ski season by one day.
The resort had been planning to open this Friday, November fourteenth,
but now says they will be delaying to Saturday the
fifteenth instead. Mob storm is expected to drop one to
two feet of stow in the area late Thursday night
(18:43):
into Friday. Mammoth says they will be firing up their
first chair lift at eight thirty Saturday morning, but you
can enjoy the complimentary coffee and cocoa and start lighting
up at seven thirty.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
All right, there you go. So it's going to be
freezing in the mountains and raining here Thursday, Fridayriday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday,
and Tuesday. David Vassay, who is with the Dodgers. He
was in the news. Some woman went on. I think
it was Elizabeth Olsen.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
Yes, she's an actress.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Isn't she the Olsen twins sister.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Yeah, she's their little sister.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Oh really, okay, And she went on a talk show
Seth Myers, and she talked about David Vassay with the
Dodgers because she's a big post game post fan. She
plays Scarlet Witch from the Marvel movies. Oh is that right?
Is she any good?
Speaker 7 (19:34):
Good actress? Fantastic's really very good actress. Yes, she's better
than her sisters. Yes, wow, all right, Oh here we go.
She talked about David Vassay and this is great. It's
great publicity for Davidssay talked about him on the SETH
Myers show.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
This world series for East Coasters was brutal. It was brutal.
Speaker 8 (19:52):
And I also do like the two hours of the
post game show that follows because.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I have Spectrum actually like watching postgame analysis.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
Yeah wow, Well specifically for Spectrum. There's a guy named
David Chet interviews the guys and he's kind of they like,
I can't help.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
They're bullying him.
Speaker 8 (20:09):
OK, but he's very funny.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Now you're gonna get again, get your son, Dave.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
The Los Angeles Dodgers love David Veasse. Everybody on the
Dodgers thinks he's the best, and he is. Bellio said
she that he is her favorite person here at iHeart.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
I've known David for a very long time, and he
is one of the nicest, like most genuine, consistently nice
person I've ever met.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
He really is. He doesn't have like a deep dark
side at least that I know.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
No, he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
And and even these beautiful young actresses are talking about him.
What a time to be David Vassy.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
He deserves it. He totally deserve it.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
He's like the hot guy in sports right now. That's
really cool. I mean, listen to this very attractive young
actors talking about David Vasse. I think that's how she
pronounced this world series for East Coasters was brutal.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
It was brutal, and I also do like the two
hours of the post game show that follows, because I.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Have spectrum actually like watching postgame analysis.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
Yes, wow, well specifically for spectrum. There's a guy named
David Vachet.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Okay, David Vsha all right, well she got closed.
Speaker 8 (21:28):
A guy named David viche interviews the guys and he's kind.
They like, I can't help they're bullying him.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I think they do bully him, but in a good way.
You know. They doused him with champagne and beer and
he gets all nutty and they get nutty. It's a
cool deal. So we're trying to get David Assay to
come in for an hour because I still I even
watched that game last night. My wife went to bed
last night around midnight and she goes, you go on, Ben,
I said, I was just gonna watch a little bit
of that Dodger game. Three am again again, three am.
Speaker 7 (21:59):
I watching something else the other day too, Wasn't it
wasn't that all the rams. It was the the guy's
audio take on it.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
It was like the one inning Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
oh yeah, John boy, yeah, John boy. Yeah. He's like,
you're watching different versions. Krozer. Krozer is awfully nice to
stay he gets off at six forty five and he
stays most nights and then we walk out together. And
he came in on Friday and he goes, hey, you
ready to leave bub And I'm like, now, I'm watching
(22:29):
some Dodger analysis on YouTube. He's like, God almighty, I
can't get enough of this. Keep watching it again. Yeah,
that John Boy. He did a great analysis of how
the Dodgers won that World Series. That's really cool. Don't
forget to come down to your Belinda on November twenty first.
We'll be there four pm to eight pm live broadcast
(22:50):
from Smart and Final in Your bel Inda two to
one five zero zero your Belinda Boulevard. We'll be broadcasting
live to kick off Smart and Final. Take donations in
store for the Pastathon, the KFI Pastathon, and Michelle Cube
is really instrumental in putting this together. I don't think
we'd be doing this without her.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
With Michelle Cube, she doeserverything. Yes, and as soon as
it's over, you start prepping for.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
The next year.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Who does well?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
She does really yes.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
It's true. What do you mean you don't know?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
It seems like a long time it's like ten days
between the opening of this thing, when we do our remote,
next next Friday at Smart and Final and the actual pastathon.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Just so you know, it's like okay, all right, and
so we're gonna be there on November twenty first, four
to eight pm. Angel will be there, Bellio's coming, Crozier's coming.
I wonder if we can get speed Racer out there.
You think you think we can get done, Kyle Busch
out there. Actually Steph Fush what's the word on Steph Fush?
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Is he He's doing really well.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
He's in physical therapy and he is looking at possibly
returning back to work in December.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I called him on Saturday and I go, hey, what's
going on by He goes, hey, can I call you back?
I'm at the Lamborghini store.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Like, what.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Going on with you?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Because yeah, I made a lot of money recently. I'm like, yeah,
I know how you made the money, but what do
you He goes on, Yeah, he goes I'm not going
to be in next week. I'll be in Maui. I'm
looking at some property. So this is doing okay. November
twenty first, Pasa, we'll be at the Yorbelinda Smart and final,
please come on down, because the more people who show up,
(24:38):
the less management bangs on us for being a crappy
show and getting nobody to show up.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
It's Conway Schell. There's some people I'd like to thank
here who are very nice to come to my birthday.
And I misplaced the cards when I got home, and
I couldn't figure out which card went with which gift
because they were all thrown into one bag. And I
apologize for that. But here's a beautiful letter here, dear Tim,
wishing you the very best on your birthday bash. Here's
(25:13):
a year filled with plenty of laughter, good friends, and
plenty of winning streaks at the races and the tables.
I could use that. Thank you for all the joy, laughter, knowledge,
Go Dodgers from Scott and Kathy d I c k
e An Dickon. I think so. Yes, Yes, they are
(25:34):
beautiful people. Here's another one, thanks for This is from
Michelle and then it's w G L D E N WAG.
Thanks so much for being the light of my life. Ah,
that's very nice.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yes, listening to you on the radio for probably twenty years.
I met you several times, first at Ferrell's and mission
Via home around twenty eleven. Then I went to your
dad's memorial. Oh that's very sweet. I've heard to do that.
And then I lived in Big Bear at the time
and drove down and put my doggie Leo in the
(26:16):
wonder Day Ranch close by. I met you and your wife,
your lovely wife. I always appreciate your sense of humor.
And one time I drove to Burbank and stayed with
my doggie Leo at a hotel there and drove to
Kfi to see if they were hiring. I drove to
Panda Express and my dog enjoyed that meal. I know
(26:40):
that this may sound silly, but it was seven am.
The year was twenty eighteen, and I moved to Big Bear.
But after having to say goodbye to my doggie Leo.
Oh that's so sad. I very hard to live without.
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I can't read the dead dog stories. They always get me.
Got almighty. I didn't even meet this dog, and it
got me.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Is that the same woman that left cards for Neil
and step.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I think so. Yes. Yeah, Happy birthday, Tim. Wish you
a peaceful and happily blessed. And her name is Michelle,
and I can't figure out her last name. It's either
it's aguilar and maybe it's a G L D E. N.
I can't figure that out. Maybe you can look at
that belly. You're good at that. Here's another one. Have
an amazing year and happiness. Hell, thank you for all
the last Jeffrey and Lisa Spellman. You're for a fellow burbankers,
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take dog with them. Here's another one. Happy birthday, Hope,
birthdays and event to remember. Wishing you many many more
to come your friends and Nita. I can't pronounce this.
John Maxfield, Yeah, John Maxfield and Anita, so thank you
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for that. And here's another one. Oh, Denise Ka l
A n z I or Si Colonzie. And she left
her phone numbers, so I sent her a text last night,
didn't respond. I sent her a text last night eleven
oh eight, didn't hear anything back from her, waiting. My
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father introduced me to KFI nineteen eighty eight, back in
the day of Rush Limbaugh. I've I've been listening ever since,
and you're a perfect fit for KFI. How about that Bell.
I love listening to you. And going on around. What's
going on at your job. I'm a delivery driver for DHL.
I deliver in areas of the high desert all of
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San Bernardino Mountains. And thanks for keeping me company while
I'm driving. Denise COLANSI, Clancy Calansey. There's another one, and
then another one. Tony and Anna, Tony and Anna, thank you,
thank you so much. And also Matt, Matty Toffler gave
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you a gift card. That's sweet man, our producer, Maddie.
What a sweet fellow that is. I love that guy.
He's a fellow gambler. He's a degenerate like I am.
And he's one of my favorite people to talk to.
Smart guy, funny guy, and totally understands the what we're
trying to do here at kfive. That is, that is
(29:26):
a real find, that Matt Toffler. If you could ever
get into business with him or hire that guy, that
is going to be your best hire ever. All Right,
we gotta get out of here. Who's coming up next,
Team Roner? Who's going to be on with you? Chris Meryl,
Chris Merrill? All right, I love that dude. And then
don't forget a week from Friday, We're going to be
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in Your Belinda Smart and Final at Yorbelinda twenty one,
five hundred yor Belinda Boulevard. Make your Plans. Will be
there from four to eight pm as we kick off
the Pastaton again a week from Friday, November twenty first,
four to eight pm, Smart and Final Your be Linda
on Your bel Linda Boulevard two one five zero zero
Your bel Linda Boulevard Conway Show on demand on the
(30:12):
iHeart Radio app.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Now, you can always hear us live on kf I
Am six forty four to seven pm Monday through Friday,
and anytime on demand on the iHeart Radio app
It's KMFI AM sixty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's Conway Show. The coldest city in the nation today,
it was, well, the coldest place, I should say. It's
about one hundred and eighty four miles east southeast, almost
directly east of is it east? Yeah, it's almost directly
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east of Nashville, Tennessee, in the Smoky Mountains elevation in
about twelve hundred feet. It's a place you might have
heard of, but you don't know anybody who lives there. Gatlinburg.
Isn't there a band called Gatlinburg or Song or gatlin Brothers? Okay,
this is Gatlinburg, Tennessee, and it was the coldest place
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in the nation. Quick, whip around without the music, belly.
What temperature you think it was in gatlin Tennessee? Nine
nine degrees in Tennessee? Okay? Krozer fifteen fifteen Angel eighty
two eighty two? Do you want to do it again?
(01:17):
You're gonna go the e two twenty eight twenty eight
al right? Better? All right? And Sammy, what's the temperature
in Gatlinburg, Tennessee? I'll go with one one Okay, Sammy
got closes three degrees, three degrees in Tennessee. Three degrees
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in Tennessee. That is unbelievable. Now, grant it's in this
smoky mountains, but those aren't. That's not a high mountain range.
That's not a full, you know, radical elevation. I think
it's a The elevation is almost thirteen hundred feet. That's nothing.
The San Fernando Valley, I think is six or seven
hundred feet. So that's incredible. And we've had a list
(02:01):
of people, I mean, list of cities that are experiencing
a brand new low. Jacksonville, Florida. The low temperature today,
well yeah, last night was twenty eight degrees. The previous
low is thirty five. That's seven degrees colder than the
lowest temperature in the history of today, seven degrees colder. Savannah, Georgia,
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twenty eight degrees, the previous low thirty one, Mobile, Alabama,
twenty eight degrees. Orlando, Florida, thirty six degrees in Orlando, Florida,
the previous low thirty nine. Pensacola, Florida, thirty one degrees.
Fort Myers forty two, Key West, way down in the ocean,
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Key West fifty seven degrees way out in the ocean, Gulfport,
Mississippi twenty seven degrees, Montgomery, Alabama twenty six, making, Georgia
twenty nine, and Tampa Tampa Bay, Florida thirty eight degrees
thirty eight degrees. So look, I know the global warmers
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don't like this, but it'll get warmer. Don't worry. We'll
get it warmer. We'll you know, we're getting there. We're
still in an ice age, and so once we another
couple hundred years will come out of this ice age
and then we'll all be okay. But until then it's
going to be freezing. And if you don't believe me
(03:37):
we're in ice age, I know a lot of people
think I'm lying or just joking. Why don't you go
to Google and type in why do we all do
this together? All right? Go to Google? Belly, Can you
go to Google and type in are we in an
ice age? Are we in an ice age?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Hold?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, just type in Google are we in ice age?
And it will say yes, technically, we are in a
long term ice age, but it's the warmer phase of
the ice age. Yep, we are in an ice age.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Ice ages have cycles.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
That's right, human activity versus natural cycles.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
And this current one we're in began two point six
million years ago, and the last time Earth was in
a cooler glacial period was about twelve thousand years ago.
So we're right in the middle, right the end of
this ice age. So technically global warming is coming. Global
(04:39):
warming is on its way. Yeah, I mean not climate change,
but global warming is. Yeah. But you know, but people
like it warm anyway, especially old people. You know, that's
why they go to Arizona. That's why they leave Minnesota
because it's so effing cold. Good Grandma Banky baby.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
It's hard on arthritis.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, it's also you know, you've ever had an old
person in your car, the first something they do is
they shut those fans off, so you know it's not
blowing off.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Oh no, I do that, you really?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh my wife does that too. The one fight that
my wife and I've had ever since the day we
met is the temperature of the car, and we have
it every time we get in the car, even with
that split, you know, dual climate where she can have
her side warm and not mind can be cold.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
She constantly is fissioning and saying, oh, I'm freezing. I'm freezing.
I'm freezing.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
You have the seat warmers because that helps, she can do.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I got those, I got gloves, I got hats. I
got a cold n it hat. I like to keep
it as cold as I can in the fifties. And
because I can't keep the house at fifty because people,
you know, they'll shoot me. But I can keep my
car at fifty. It's always on full blast, full blast cold.
And when she gets in, she's freezing all the time, freezing,
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always freezing, raising, which is good, you know. I mean
it does say you're getting old, though I mean not her,
but most people when you get when you get old,
you don't like the cold temperatures. That's why people moved
to Florida, to Texas, to Arizona and California. That's why
this property that we all have here in southern California
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is so expensive because it's warm. People like warm weather,
especially older folks. They can't stay. You're going to an
old folks home. It's always ninety eight degrees and it
smells like a big vitamin fart. That's all they do.
They all take vitamins and they fart and it smells
like a big ninety five degree vitamin fart in there.
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My grandmother, Man, when we used to visit her in
her retirement home or nursing home, it was like a
one hundred and three in her room, and it just
smelled like ass. It's just I couldn't wait to get
the hell out of there. Might open, Oh my god,
oh vitamin farts everywhere. You just went back there for
a second. Worse, absolutely worst. You could literally spend about
(07:02):
a minute in there talking to her, and then you
got to just bail. You gotta get the hell out
of there.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
It's Conway Show. We have a change in the weather. Okay.
Originally at the beginning of the week yesterday and late
last week we said there's gonna be rain Thursday and
Friday in southern California. We have a radical change. They
have just changed the forecast for southern California. It's not
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good if you're homeless, not good at all. It is
going to really affect you. So here's the rain for
southern California for the next week or so. Thursday, this
is the San Fernando Valley, LA and Orange County, Okay.
(08:00):
I can't go further south of Orange County. I'm just
not equipped to do that right now. But this is
from Ventura to Orange County, Okay. Thursday fifty five percent
chance of rain, Friday ninety five percent chance of rain,
Saturday ninety percent, Sunday fifty five percent, Monday fifty percent,
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Tuesday forty percent. Did you hear that? Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday,
and Tuesday rain almost all day for some of those days, Like,
for instance, let's just take one day, Thursday, a quarter
inch of rain. It's gonna happen. It's gonna start to
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fall around eight pm. So Thursday, right after we're done
with this show, you're going to start to feel the
initial rain. Friday all day an inch or two of
rain all day on Friday, all day, Saturday another inch
of rain all day up until six pm. Sunday night
(09:11):
little light and then nothing during the day. And then Monday,
starting at six am, no, I'm sorry, eleven am, all
throughout the day and the afternoon into the evening, we
have a butt full of rain about to land on
southern California. I'll be let's be more specific with let's
(09:35):
do Huntington Beach, Irvine area. Okay, Thursday fifty percent, Friday
ninety five, Saturday ninety Sunday sixty five, Monday forty five,
and Tuesday fifty percent. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, and
Tuesday is going to be raining in southern California. That's
a radical change to the forecast. It was always just
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Thursday and Friday always, and then it made a big shift.
And this storm that was supposed to hit northern California
has been shifted by I think there's a low off
the coast of Oregon. It wasn't supposed to be that high,
and it is radical. We're going to get a ton
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of rain. So everywhere you go Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday,
it will probably be raining or the streets will be wet,
and you know what to do when the when the
roads get wet, Angel is going to be busy. Angel
is going to be very busy. You are going to
(10:37):
have to put on your serious hat. You can't do
the jokes or tell people where you're going to be
with your sandals or you know, your stupid dog stories.
You've got to You've got to really concentrate on the rain.
You can't tell us what your bird's doing, or you
know how your nails are, or any of that crap.
You got to put on your serious weather face.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Do I smell another golden mic?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Maybe?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Possibly?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Possibly, Maybe it's exciting to get this much right, you know,
all before Thanksgiving. It's gonna make the mountains look beautiful. Oh,
it's gonna be great.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
You know.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I was on the freeway today. I was on the
one oh one, not bragging. I get around.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And when I was growing up in the San Fernando Valley,
I was born in the early sixties. Have you ever
been on What's that that ride at Disneyland where you
have the car and you can drive around the car
is Atopia? Is Topia, Autopia Autopia. That's the way the
San Fernando Valley used to look. All the on ramps
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and off ramps were beautiful, landscaped, great trees, no trash,
no tents, no homeless note of them. And all the
interchanges like where the four or five of the one
oh one meet. It all looked like brand new construction
because it technically it was. It was only a couple
years old. The one eighteen freeway wasn't even there when
I was growing up. The two ten wasn't there when
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I was growing up, And so all those freeways when
they were put in, they look brand new with all
beautiful landscaping. And back then people adhere to the sign
that said please don't litter. They sort of recognize that
as something we should all do together.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
They need to bring that back, they do.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I see litter everything everywhere.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
I just saw a mattress on the side of the
five freeway today.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, that's a bad sign too, because when you see
a mattress now, the chances are at night, there's gonna
be a chap on there, you know, snoozing. But I
see litter and debris and trash everywhere I go now, everywhere,
even outside my house. I go up and down my
street on Sunday nights just picking hup trash. I a lunatic.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
I do the same thing.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, I'm like the crazy guy that does it. But
I don't care. You know what people think.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
No, we want to keep it clean.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, and the cleaner you keep it, the more respect
people are going to have for it. If they combin
and they see trash in your alley or on your street.
They'll put more trash out there if just everyone would
throw their trash away properly. Oh that's where that goes, don't. Yeah,
but they don't. They don't.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Why is that what I mean?
Speaker 5 (13:05):
I understand sometimes they overflowing, but but how lazy.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
They don't want in their car. They don't want the
smell of it, they don't want the sight of it.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
So stop at a you know, a trash receptacle somewhere
in a parking lot and throw it away.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, that's not happening. I think it's mostly white people
that do that. Oh throw trash room.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
They need to stay.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
And it doesn't even matter if there's a garbage can,
because they'll just throw it right out on the ground
and there's a garbage can that's right five feet away.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, Or you go like to the beach and the
garbage can is overflowing with trash and they'll still pilot
and trying to balance it on top of the trash.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
The park by our house because there's like soccer games,
you know, kids' soccer games.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
I have found dirty diapers.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Oh when they're like you know, thirty four, No, they're
just in the street. But they're like thirty feet from
a trash can and they just you know, because they're
in their car, so they just dump it into the street.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
That is right?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Asshole? Irvine is huh. Yeah, no, dirty, dirty diapers everywhere.
I bet I get out of there. I'm cleaning it
up though, Yeah, one diaper at a time. Yeah. I
don't know what it is about trash. I see it
all the time, and I don't know. I don't I
don't get the vibe. But I've always said this about Burbank.
(14:31):
If the city council is listening, I've said it in
the past. I'm you know, say it on blue in
the face, But the city council in Burbank and in
Irvine and any any city, you should make sure your
off ramps and your on ramps are clean. Because ninety
five percent of the people they come into Burbank or
leave Burbank, the first thing they see when they come
(14:53):
to Burbank and the last thing they see are the
freeway on ramps and off ramps. And when they look
like they don't care, there's trash everywhere, There's mattresses, TVs, debris.
Then people look down on the city. If I were
running Burbank, I would I would have a crew every
single week out there to clean up the off ramps
and the on ramps.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
I did see a crew when the five merges into
the one thirty four. I did see a crew cleaning
up trash along that kind of area the.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Day those the Dui guys are doing that.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Is that what that is?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, the guys that have busted for Dui, now they
got to do a public public service. Thank you for
cleaning your community service. And they do. You know, they
put on an orange vest and they get out there
and they probably really miss drinking. Man, when you're told
to legally stop drinking like you, they monitor your your
alcohol and your blood. That's got to be a bummer.
(15:47):
You know you can't You've been legally told you can't
drink anymore. God bless it. That's got to be traumatic.
Oh if it's a lifesaver, who knows, well, you flipped
real fast on that. Oh No, it's great. I did
a I want to say his name. He gets pissed
when I do that. Yeah, there's a guy at radio
(16:09):
that wh will flip during a commercial break. I don't
want to say who that he's pissed a back.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
We won't tell anyone.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, have about some initials, yeah, BC his initials. Oh okay,
now it's not Bill Candle. It's that's Bill Handle.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
That's bh how you're praying Bill Handle Candle.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
All right, we gotta take a break. That rain is
coming in Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday and Tuesday. It's
going to be raining for five straight days in southern California.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I Am six forty.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
It's Conway Show. Great, great news for people like myself
and Bellio who love the rain. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday,
Tuesday will be raining in southern California. Yes, yes, yes,
and even in Mammoth. Bellio used to love skiing before
she got married. She got married on Saturday night, soldierr
(17:14):
skis Sunday morning and never looked back. Yeah. What'd you
do with the outfits? All those cute outfits.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
You got Sometimes I wear them around the house.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Was that right?
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
And I think I sold my ski outfit.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Your trench coat is a black.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Trench coat and jeans, that's right? Yeah, quite a look,
quite a look so sexy? Thank you? You meant that right? No,
all right, Mammoth.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
The laugh of this sexy comment.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Put up with this, Hey, Brian, I tell on you guys,
go for it. Tell the new PD that you guys
are being awful to me. Oh, I'm going to yeah,
and then what you'll deal with it later? All right,
Mammoth it is going to be. They're delaying their opening
(18:12):
because of the weather. How great is that? That means
we're in for an unbelievable ski season for all you
you know ski nuts out there, Just unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
The incoming storm already impacting Mammoth Mountain. They have now
announced that they are pushing back opening day for their
twenty twenty five twenty six ski season by one day.
The resort had been planning to open this Friday, November fourteenth,
but now says they will be delaying to Saturday the
fifteenth instead. Mob storm is expected to drop one to
two feet of stow in the area late Thursday night
(18:43):
into Friday. Mammoth says they will be firing up their
first chair lift at eight thirty Saturday morning, but you
can enjoy the complimentary coffee and cocoa and start lighting
up at seven thirty.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
All right, there you go. So it's going to be
freezing in the mountains and raining here Thursday, Fridayriday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday,
and Tuesday. David Vassay, who is with the Dodgers. He
was in the news. Some woman went on. I think
it was Elizabeth Olsen.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
Yes, she's an actress.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Isn't she the Olsen twins sister.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Yeah, she's their little sister.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Oh really, okay, And she went on a talk show
Seth Myers, and she talked about David Vassay with the
Dodgers because she's a big post game post fan. She
plays Scarlet Witch from the Marvel movies. Oh is that right?
Is she any good?
Speaker 7 (19:34):
Good actress? Fantastic's really very good actress. Yes, she's better
than her sisters. Yes, wow, all right, Oh here we go.
She talked about David Vassay and this is great. It's
great publicity for Davidssay talked about him on the SETH
Myers show.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
This world series for East Coasters was brutal. It was brutal.
Speaker 8 (19:52):
And I also do like the two hours of the
post game show that follows because.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I have Spectrum actually like watching postgame analysis.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
Yeah wow, Well specifically for Spectrum. There's a guy named
David Chet interviews the guys and he's kind of they like,
I can't help.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
They're bullying him.
Speaker 8 (20:09):
OK, but he's very funny.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Now you're gonna get again, get your son, Dave.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
The Los Angeles Dodgers love David Veasse. Everybody on the
Dodgers thinks he's the best, and he is. Bellio said
she that he is her favorite person here at iHeart.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
I've known David for a very long time, and he
is one of the nicest, like most genuine, consistently nice
person I've ever met.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
He really is. He doesn't have like a deep dark
side at least that I know.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
No, he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
And and even these beautiful young actresses are talking about him.
What a time to be David Vassy.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
He deserves it. He totally deserve it.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
He's like the hot guy in sports right now. That's
really cool. I mean, listen to this very attractive young
actors talking about David Vasse. I think that's how she
pronounced this world series for East Coasters was brutal.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
It was brutal, and I also do like the two
hours of the post game show that follows, because I.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Have spectrum actually like watching postgame analysis.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
Yes, wow, well specifically for spectrum. There's a guy named
David Vachet.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Okay, David Vsha all right, well she got closed.
Speaker 8 (21:28):
A guy named David viche interviews the guys and he's kind.
They like, I can't help they're bullying him.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I think they do bully him, but in a good way.
You know. They doused him with champagne and beer and
he gets all nutty and they get nutty. It's a
cool deal. So we're trying to get David Assay to
come in for an hour because I still I even
watched that game last night. My wife went to bed
last night around midnight and she goes, you go on, Ben,
I said, I was just gonna watch a little bit
of that Dodger game. Three am again again, three am.
Speaker 7 (21:59):
I watching something else the other day too, Wasn't it
wasn't that all the rams. It was the the guy's
audio take on it.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
It was like the one inning Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
oh yeah, John boy, yeah, John boy. Yeah. He's like,
you're watching different versions. Krozer. Krozer is awfully nice to
stay he gets off at six forty five and he
stays most nights and then we walk out together. And
he came in on Friday and he goes, hey, you
ready to leave bub And I'm like, now, I'm watching
(22:29):
some Dodger analysis on YouTube. He's like, God almighty, I
can't get enough of this. Keep watching it again. Yeah,
that John Boy. He did a great analysis of how
the Dodgers won that World Series. That's really cool. Don't
forget to come down to your Belinda on November twenty first.
We'll be there four pm to eight pm live broadcast
(22:50):
from Smart and Final in Your bel Inda two to
one five zero zero your Belinda Boulevard. We'll be broadcasting
live to kick off Smart and Final. Take donations in
store for the Pastathon, the KFI Pastathon, and Michelle Cube
is really instrumental in putting this together. I don't think
we'd be doing this without her.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
With Michelle Cube, she doeserverything. Yes, and as soon as
it's over, you start prepping for.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
The next year.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Who does well?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
She does really yes.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
It's true. What do you mean you don't know?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
It seems like a long time it's like ten days
between the opening of this thing, when we do our remote,
next next Friday at Smart and Final and the actual pastathon.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Just so you know, it's like okay, all right, and
so we're gonna be there on November twenty first, four
to eight pm. Angel will be there, Bellio's coming, Crozier's coming.
I wonder if we can get speed Racer out there.
You think you think we can get done, Kyle Busch
out there. Actually Steph Fush what's the word on Steph Fush?
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Is he He's doing really well.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
He's in physical therapy and he is looking at possibly
returning back to work in December.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I called him on Saturday and I go, hey, what's
going on by He goes, hey, can I call you back?
I'm at the Lamborghini store.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Like, what.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Going on with you?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Because yeah, I made a lot of money recently. I'm like, yeah,
I know how you made the money, but what do
you He goes on, Yeah, he goes I'm not going
to be in next week. I'll be in Maui. I'm
looking at some property. So this is doing okay. November
twenty first, Pasa, we'll be at the Yorbelinda Smart and final,
please come on down, because the more people who show up,
(24:38):
the less management bangs on us for being a crappy
show and getting nobody to show up.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
It's Conway Schell. There's some people I'd like to thank
here who are very nice to come to my birthday.
And I misplaced the cards when I got home, and
I couldn't figure out which card went with which gift
because they were all thrown into one bag. And I
apologize for that. But here's a beautiful letter here, dear Tim,
wishing you the very best on your birthday bash. Here's
(25:13):
a year filled with plenty of laughter, good friends, and
plenty of winning streaks at the races and the tables.
I could use that. Thank you for all the joy, laughter, knowledge,
Go Dodgers from Scott and Kathy d I c k
e An Dickon. I think so. Yes, Yes, they are
(25:34):
beautiful people. Here's another one, thanks for This is from
Michelle and then it's w G L D E N WAG.
Thanks so much for being the light of my life. Ah,
that's very nice.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yes, listening to you on the radio for probably twenty years.
I met you several times, first at Ferrell's and mission
Via home around twenty eleven. Then I went to your
dad's memorial. Oh that's very sweet. I've heard to do that.
And then I lived in Big Bear at the time
and drove down and put my doggie Leo in the
(26:16):
wonder Day Ranch close by. I met you and your wife,
your lovely wife. I always appreciate your sense of humor.
And one time I drove to Burbank and stayed with
my doggie Leo at a hotel there and drove to
Kfi to see if they were hiring. I drove to
Panda Express and my dog enjoyed that meal. I know
(26:40):
that this may sound silly, but it was seven am.
The year was twenty eighteen, and I moved to Big Bear.
But after having to say goodbye to my doggie Leo.
Oh that's so sad. I very hard to live without.
(27:03):
I can't read the dead dog stories. They always get me.
Got almighty. I didn't even meet this dog, and it
got me.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Is that the same woman that left cards for Neil
and step.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I think so. Yes. Yeah, Happy birthday, Tim. Wish you
a peaceful and happily blessed. And her name is Michelle,
and I can't figure out her last name. It's either
it's aguilar and maybe it's a G L D E. N.
I can't figure that out. Maybe you can look at
that belly. You're good at that. Here's another one. Have
an amazing year and happiness. Hell, thank you for all
the last Jeffrey and Lisa Spellman. You're for a fellow burbankers,
(27:41):
take dog with them. Here's another one. Happy birthday, Hope,
birthdays and event to remember. Wishing you many many more
to come your friends and Nita. I can't pronounce this.
John Maxfield, Yeah, John Maxfield and Anita, so thank you
(28:02):
for that. And here's another one. Oh, Denise Ka l
A n z I or Si Colonzie. And she left
her phone numbers, so I sent her a text last night,
didn't respond. I sent her a text last night eleven
oh eight, didn't hear anything back from her, waiting. My
(28:22):
father introduced me to KFI nineteen eighty eight, back in
the day of Rush Limbaugh. I've I've been listening ever since,
and you're a perfect fit for KFI. How about that Bell.
I love listening to you. And going on around. What's
going on at your job. I'm a delivery driver for DHL.
I deliver in areas of the high desert all of
(28:43):
San Bernardino Mountains. And thanks for keeping me company while
I'm driving. Denise COLANSI, Clancy Calansey. There's another one, and
then another one. Tony and Anna, Tony and Anna, thank you,
thank you so much. And also Matt, Matty Toffler gave
(29:04):
you a gift card. That's sweet man, our producer, Maddie.
What a sweet fellow that is. I love that guy.
He's a fellow gambler. He's a degenerate like I am.
And he's one of my favorite people to talk to.
Smart guy, funny guy, and totally understands the what we're
trying to do here at kfive. That is, that is
(29:26):
a real find, that Matt Toffler. If you could ever
get into business with him or hire that guy, that
is going to be your best hire ever. All Right,
we gotta get out of here. Who's coming up next,
Team Roner? Who's going to be on with you? Chris Meryl,
Chris Merrill? All right, I love that dude. And then
don't forget a week from Friday, We're going to be
(29:49):
in Your Belinda Smart and Final at Yorbelinda twenty one,
five hundred yor Belinda Boulevard. Make your Plans. Will be
there from four to eight pm as we kick off
the Pastaton again a week from Friday, November twenty first,
four to eight pm, Smart and Final Your be Linda
on Your bel Linda Boulevard two one five zero zero
Your bel Linda Boulevard Conway Show on demand on the
(30:12):
iHeart Radio app.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Now, you can always hear us live on kf I
Am six forty four to seven pm Monday through Friday,
and anytime on demand on the iHeart Radio app
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