August 4, 2025 • 32 mins
Conway roasts a “long-lost friend” who resurfaces just to beg for Del Mar tickets, warns listeners about “mushing” and shark-filled oceans, and invites fans to join a special Zoom event for the upcoming Conway Cruise to Alaska and Canada on August 6th. Plus, tourism dips in Vegas, San Diego debates nonprofit beach permits, tsunami warnings questioned after Russia’s 8.7 quake, and we say goodbye to TV icon Loni Anderson at 79.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am six forty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
All right, I gotta read you a text here.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I got a calm or a text I should say,
from a guy I haven't talked to in maybe twelve years,
maybe longer. And I thought it was pretty funny. But
you'll be the judge, you know, I won't judge it.
(00:31):
You'll be the judge. So, guy I haven't seen or
heard of or talked to in twelve years at least
twelve years, Yeah, right around twelve years. Okay, So he
writes me, ding dong, it's been a while. How's it going.
I respond, good, nice to hear from you. Are you
(00:53):
still living in Westlake out in Thousand Oaks? And he
said no, I moved to La Joya down near San
Diego nine years ago. My wife runs a huge company
in San Diego. So I give him the thumbs up,
which is supposed to be the end of a text. Right,
(01:13):
you give a thumbs up, and that's like saying okay,
we're that's a wrap. And then he writes back, Hey,
do you have any connections for tickets for opening Day
at Del Mar. This text was July fourteenth. He says,
you have any tickets or connections for tickets at the
(01:34):
opening day of del Mar And I write back, five
to ten years ago, I did. I could have hooked
you up, but I don't know any of the new
management that runs that place, but they do a great job.
And then he writes back, well, you talk about horse
racing all the time on your show. You don't know anybody.
I'm willing to pay. I just want a good box,
(01:55):
and I write, I know Joe, the guy that runs
del Mar, but I haven't seen him in seven or
eight years. And then he writes, well, on the radio,
you sound like you're the guy, which I find insulting.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, because you don't.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Well, no, because I might be the guy, but I'm
not sure i'm the guy for somebody hasn't talked to
in twelve years.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, you're kidding. It's odd. It's odd. And then so
he writes on the radio, you sound like you're the guy.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
And then I write back, Buddy, I go to Santa Anita,
I bet off track with the losers in the basement.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I'm not the guy. And he says, what about your
buddy Doug O'Neil. Do you think he could hook me up?
Oh my gosh, how about that?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
And then I write back, buddy, just call del Mar.
If you're only to pay for the tickets, I'm sure
they'll set you up real nice. And then he writes back,
oh a lot of o's. Oh sounds like you're giving
me the shuffle off the buffalo, and I said, and
then I'm I guess bummed or pissed. I said, look,
(03:02):
I'm telling you the truth. I don't really know anybody
down at del Mar. I don't know anybody there. The
traffic is so horrible that I don't make it down
there anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
And then he.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Writes back, oh, but I saw you there last year,
which is true. I said, yeah, but that was for
Breeders' Cup in November, not for the summer meet. It's
easy to get there November when there's no traffic. I thought, me,
that's the end of it. And then he writes, this
is great. I told my wife you were the guy.
(03:34):
I guess you're not the guy. And then I wrote back, Okay,
I made a few calls. I got your box, four
tickets and one valet parking comped. It's all under your name,
it'll be a will call. You're welcome, and he writes back,
oh that's great. I knew you were lying. I knew
(03:56):
you were the hookup. Woo w and then a lot
of big o's.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Please tell me you actually got him those tickets. It
didn't just tell him you got him those tickets.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I never made a call.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Oh yes, how.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Could you do that?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Sorry sir? Sorry? Wow, twelve years with lots of tude.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
So yeah, because I'm like, how were you not the guy?
And then all of a sudden, you're the guy. You
had calls to make. I saw right through that.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You know what's great? Never heard back froman which means
he took the smoke like a man. He got smoked,
and he probably thought it was funnier now you think so,
oh yeah, especially if he's going like two stupid executives
of the wife's company that she runs. I oh, Conway
(04:55):
hooked this up. Let's go, you know, get all dressed up,
all dolled up. Hi too for a Patterson? No, I
mean sorry for for Patterson. Still not there now, valet
comp nothing? Could it be under my wife's name, Caroline? Nothing?
(05:16):
He's He's like, well, here's my credit card. I'll just
buy a box. We're sold out.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
I guess he's like I guess Conway isn't the.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I smoked him. Look he he deserved to get smoked.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Is that mushing?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
No, that's close, belly.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I'm glad you remember that mushing is when is when
you I don't pay off a gambling debt like.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I've I've used.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Credit cards in the past to bet on horse racing,
and then I got a call about three weeks later
from the horse racing website and said, hey, your credit
You know, the five hundred dollars you put on the
credit card was denied and they just sent as the denial.
So you always five hundred dollars. I said, buddy, that
(06:06):
money's gone. I spent. I bet all of that money.
It's disappeared. There is no five hundred. He says, I know,
I know you put it on credit card. They now
denied it's he it was five hundred dollars. I said,
I don't think you heard me. It's gone. I bet
it's it's gone. I lost all of it. He says, yeah,
(06:26):
but you always the five hundred. I said, no, no, no, no,
you don't understand. You run a business where you're running
into total degenerate gamblers that don't pay their bills, and
unfortunately you're on the phone with one of them, so
you're going to get the mushed here. And he understood
that term. He's like, all right, all right, well just
(06:47):
don't do that again. I said, okay, all right, that's mushing.
A guy, got it, and you don't like to do that.
But I've been mushed in the past. So you know,
it all comes out in the wash at the end
of your life. You know, like when if somebody says
to you, you know, why did you eat my lunch
(07:08):
in the refrigerator, I say, well, somebody ate my lunch
two months ago.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
So it's all even. You know, it all come out
in the wash.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
And that's true. You know, at the end of your life,
you're not going to sit there and think, oh, my
buddy Pete owed me sixty dollars when he borrowed it
in Vegas thirty years ago. You borrowed from him, he
borrowed from you.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
You know, you.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Found some money, you lost some money. It all comes
at the end. Who cares. Nobody cares. All right, we're
live on CAFI. That big ass shark is still. I
guess near Santa Monica Pier it's at least fifteen feet,
that's what they're saying. Great white shark sighting near Santa
Monica Pier fifteen feet and probably three four rows of teeth,
(07:54):
uppers and lowers wipe you out in a heartbeat. Stay
out of the ocean. Either the sharks or the feces.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Will wipe you out. Angel.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
How often you go in the ocean now, used to
be a regular customer. Do you go paddle boarding at all?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Yeah? I don't go that often, just because I'm still
recovering from an elbow issue.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
But what it was the elbow wish I didn't know
that you have tennis elbow?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Yeah that was last year.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Oh did we know that?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Probably we didn't think so.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yeah, I've just been afraid to get back out there
because it's still.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
But I'm swimming a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
But was your right elbow or left water?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
It's my right?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Are you right handed? Yes? Ah, that's the worst.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I'm her sown on when she she went to see
doctor Roger Soon and then we had him on because
of her elbow. You took he did my PRP injections. Yeah,
he did her PRP injections, which helped tremendously, helped tremendously.
I guess and then I went anyway, Oh yeah, really yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Did you like him? Was it was he good? Was
he good on the air?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
He was one of the best. You really and you
loved him?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
You loved it?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Okay? Does he need tickets for delmar.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
He was wondering if you could hook him up, he said,
he heard down in oc you're the guy.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I'm the guy.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
KFI AM six forty. It's Conway Show. We have one
hundred and forty people going on this cruise. One hundred
and forty people so far have contacted Travel Store and
they got their deposit him and we're going. It's going
to be out of Seattle on July twenty first of
next year Oceana Cruises. It'll be July twenty first through
(09:48):
the twenty eighth. So call Travel Store eight hundred triple
seven sixty five forty or this Wednesday, August sixth, at
seven pm, We're going to have a big ass live
zoom call with everybody that wants to go. So whether
(10:09):
you're interested, or whether you've paid, or whether you know
somebody who's interested. You go to Conwaycruise dot com and
scroll down about page and a half and it says
virtual event Wednesday, August sixth, twenty twenty five, seven pm.
And you click on that RSVP and it's virtual meet
(10:33):
and greet with myself on August sixth. That's Wednesday at
seven pm, and I'll be on that zoom call live.
You'll be on there so we can say hi to
each other. I don't know how many people are gonna
be on it. Maybe ten, maybe ten thousand, who knows.
But if you want to be on the zoom call,
buzz on, go to Conwaycruise dot com and then click
(10:57):
on RSVP today Conwaycruise dot com and maybe we'll we'll
see on Wednesday for a live zoom It starts at
seven o'clock, So right after the show's over, I'll zip
into the other studio and we can see each other.
We can look at each other, stare at each other.
It's gonna be great. I love it all right. Tourism
(11:20):
is down in Las Vegas. Well I should say I
shouldn't say Las Vegas on the strip tourism is down.
But all the other casinos that are surrounding Vegas, you know,
Red Rock and all the ones that are you know,
five six, ten miles from the Strip, they're all doing great.
It's the Strip that's not doing well. And I don't
know why. Maybe it's the fees attached to all the hotels,
(11:43):
or they don't have free parking anymore. Remember Vegas with
free parking. You can go wherever you want, just park
for free hours days on end. Oh those days are gone.
Free parking is gone. So what's going on with tourism
in Las Vegas.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
It's clear American this summer are cashing out of some
of the most popular summer hotspots. Las Vegas especially hit hard,
with visitors down eleven percent from last year.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Wow, and it's there hit so hard that they're that
they're closing Buffalo bills in Prim, Nevada, that the right
ways across the state line.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
Who went there last Joe by there last weekend? Oh
you did shuttered? Man, it's fuck so empty, you know.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
They they closed Whiskey Pets on the west side of
the freeway and now they've closed Buffalo Bills. So Prim
is the only there's only one casino there now, and
I guess.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
That there's a there's a venue there that they say
will stay open for.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Like the concerts Channa.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
But other than that.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, but man, that was one of my favorite hotels
in the world. I used to love going there, you know.
I would literally drive from here and not go to Vegas,
just go to Buffalo Bills for two days. It's to
enjoy them. Now they shut her down, so that's bad.
And I still love the fact that you can go
there in hotels like thirty eight dollars a night.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Yeah. Ah, that's a go cold place. But they shut
her down.
Speaker 8 (13:03):
One factor sky high prices.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Uh oh okay, this is why the strip is not
doing well right now.
Speaker 8 (13:09):
A simple dinner of cheeseburger and fries at one restaurant
on the Strip was sixteen ninety five four years ago
and now it's thirty ninety five. But perhaps the biggest
factor behind the summer slow down fewer international visitors, including
Canadians down thirteen percent this year.
Speaker 10 (13:25):
I've definitely heard of thousands of layoffs with dealers and
Jess casino workers.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Some workers relying on tips say their income is dropped
by more than half.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (13:33):
Ted Papa George leads the local Culinary workers union.
Speaker 11 (13:37):
Well, our members are quite concerned right now to companies
are holding off on hiring.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Across the country.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
Cape Cod and other parts of New England also seeing
a drop in crowds. Cape Cod vacation rentals are down
twenty percent.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
This wow, man, you get a good deal over Cape Cod.
Speaker 8 (13:53):
Many Canadians say they canceled their trips after President Trump's
tariffs and rhetoric this year. When he referred to Canada, we.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Took it very very seriously.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
We missed that.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
Part rhetoric this year when he referred to Canada.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Oh, I think when he referred to Canada as the
fifty first thing.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
We took it very very seriously.
Speaker 8 (14:10):
This Canadian tourist not traveling to the US this summer
explained her mindset to PBS, saying, Canadians want to be heard.
We don't have a lot of tools, and well, tourism
is one of the tools that we have. Rian and Alley,
ABC News, New York.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
All right, so let's Canadians. What can I tell you?
You know, that's Canadians, So what all right? San Diego?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
San Diego considers permits permits for nonprofit beach programs.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
That's going on in Sanean Diego City.
Speaker 12 (14:44):
Leaders want to start requiring permits for nonprofit beach programs.
And while the city says this is a way to
make activities safer, ab.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
So money grab is what it is.
Speaker 12 (14:53):
ABC ten News reporty asthming Louti takes us to the
beach where one local nonprofit says it's limiting access.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
Jacy Jones has always been fascinated by the.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Beach, all of the water, all of the ocean.
Speaker 13 (15:07):
What he loves even more is the community that introduced him.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
To the waves.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Let's back up here with this young person.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Always been fascinating.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
What's his name, Casey. Let's let's find out more about
this chap or this woman.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
Jacy Jones.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Casey Jones. All right, Casey Jones. I don't know if
it's a guy or girl.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
He Jones has always been fascinated by the beach.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Okay, so has everybody in the world. You know, I
can't stand that when somebody puts in their singles AD.
I like walks on the beach and a good dinner. Great,
so does everybody. Let's put something in your AD that
is exclusive to you. You're like, oh, I love a
good sunset. Everybody does, all three hundred and thirty million
(15:49):
I is love a good sunset.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
It's not just you.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
He Jones has always been fascinated by the beach.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, that's why the beach houses are really expensive, because
everybody has that fascination with the beach.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
I love the water, I love the ocean.
Speaker 13 (16:03):
What he loves even more is the community that introduced
him to the waves.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
Paddle for peace without them.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I want to know how about how anything that we
do in our world impacts the ocean, which is very
important to our lives in our earth.
Speaker 13 (16:17):
Part the nonprofit organization aims to diversify San Diego's coastal
spaces by making activities like snorkeling and surfing free and
more accessible to youth.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
So when I look.
Speaker 10 (16:29):
Around and I say kids at the beach that are
typically not sandcare, it really warms my heart.
Speaker 13 (16:34):
And they're able to do this through the law AB
two nine three nine, which says nonprofits are allowed to
use public parks and beaches without special permission. Founder of
the nonprofit, Resa Belle, says the city's proposed resolution to
enforce permits undermines that.
Speaker 10 (16:51):
The fact that they're trying to limit nonprofits, specifically nonprofits
that are focusing on equity and coastal access.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Okay, here's what this is. And nobody in that story.
They're not going to tell you what it is, but
I'll tell you what it is. It's rich people who
own beach houses don't want poor people there. Yeah, they
own the sand, they think they do, and they don't
want poor people to have access to it.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
That's what's going on.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Rich people are great about raising money for poor people,
but they don't want them on their sand. Sorry, that's
just the truth. So if you're in that area, keep
going to the beach. It irritates the rich. I like that,
So keep buzzes to the beach and let's irritate the
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rich people who think they own the beach but they don't.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM sixty.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
You know, I noticed something over the weekend talking to
a buddy of mine who's also in radio. Yeah, I
got friends in radio. Yeah, after thirty years and meet somebody.
He said he has to bring his radio to the
Dodger game. I said, once you just listen on your phone.
He said, because it's a minute behind. So I'm listening
to the action that I already saw a minute ago,
(18:12):
and I'm like, oh, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
You got to bring a radio.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Also, there's an earthquake, you're gonna get it a minute behind.
You'll be a minute late. So you got to get
a radio and stay on top of things. I recommend
sea crane radios. I love them. BELLYO lows them. BELLIOH
has a sea crane radio. You have two sea crane radios.
Think like a sea crane radio.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Hog.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
They're the best anyway. They have clear, precise, pleasing audio.
That's belly always says, it's pleasing audio for the size
and it's it's terrific. Battery signal strength is awesome. They
have the weather alerts and they're just terrific.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
You know.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
They have ones that run on solar, ones that run
on battery, ones that you can hook up right to
the Internet and get digital radio any station around the world.
They're really terrific. But you need a radio in emergency cases.
Don't rely on the Internet, as if that breaks down,
you're done. You're done. You're done. So go to sea crane.
(19:17):
See the letter see and then crane see R A
n E dot com. Pick up a radio for emergencies.
You know, it's the least you can spend over something
that will be tremendously valuable if the s hits the
fan in Los Angeles, whether we have a big fire,
big earthquake, big floods. We almost had that tsunami and Bellio.
(19:40):
I'm really tired of people saying that we overreacted on
that tsunami. And I'm gonna tell you why you get
a second Yeah, all right, I'm gonna tell you why.
I saw yesterday a guy walking his dog in Russia,
right off the coast of where that that vulcan with
that earthquake hit.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, we have that posted on your ex at Conway's
show if people want to see what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Okay, So that guy's walking his dog and I think
he's about six or seven hundred feet above sea level
where he's walking his dog, and that water nearly came
up to where he was. Maybe it's three or four
hundred feet, but it's very high, and he's about three
or four hundred feet above the ocean, and that water
came up to where his dog was. And if that
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was Marina del Rey or Newport Beach. The whole thing
would have been wiped out. Every house in Hawaii that's
on the coast would have been gone. Every house in
Malibu or Huntington Beach, for Mosa Beach, Manhattan Beach, for
Dondo Beach, Long Beach, Sunset Beach, Seal Beach Hunt.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Oh that's enough.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
It has a lot of beaches.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, well there's you know, big beaches in southern California.
All of them would have been gone. And we just
got fortunate that that went towards Russia and not towards
the United States. But if the next one comes towards
the United States and hits US with six, you know,
five or six hundred feet of water, like like it
happened in Russia, gone gone. That's why I went up
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to Castaways. I wasn't even comfortable six hundred feet above
sea level, and Burbank I went up to Castaways and
stayed up there with other lunatics and we fought it out.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
We won. We won that day. We won that day.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
I think you made a great point about the Eaton
and Palisades fire. You would have never, you know, guessed
that something as horrible as that would have happened never.
So it's like, you know, yeah, we might have overreacted,
but it's it's the intent is to keep people safe
just in case.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
That's right, and we don't mean to scare the hell
out of people. But you know, if they didn't evacuate
those people in Russia, all those people would have been dead. Yeah,
and you know, we're we were fortunate that the earthquake
that the two plates that were rubbing on each other
as you like to say, bellio or meeting, and you know,
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and those plates were facing Russia. If they were facing
the United States, it could have hit Washington, Oregon, or
California and wiped out any community that was along the ocean.
And people don't understand that I do, and I try
to tell him, but a lot of people ignore me,
and that's frustrating a little bit. But I went at
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the castaways and then I wanted to even go further.
I want to get out of the car and castaways
and crawl up the hill. So I was even like
three or four hundred feet above that. I want to
stay at around two thousand feet whenever there's a tsunami warning,
just so I can see everyone getting wiped out.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
You know, if the if the.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Water came in, wiped out the valley, I'd be up
by castaways, you know with my shirt Tsunami Strong.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
I like that shirt. It's thirty dollars, though I thought.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
That didn't price was high, not have the tea on it. Yeah,
he was missing the tea in Tsunami.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
He was not bright.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
But he got ninety bucks from me. I bought one
for my wife, my daughter, myself, so and I gave
him one hundred. And he's like, oh, I don't have change.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
My Oh I get it. I get it.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
And it keeps a change about three. You know, Tsunami
strongs minus the tea he put. He didn't put the
t in Tsunami. And he's like, well, he looks like,
he goes, what do you mean a tea? I'm like, God,
just give me the shirt forget it. Obviously you're t yeah,
obviously you're really dumb. And he's like what Because I'm
(23:29):
like seventeen, I'm like, okay, well then you're dumb seventeen.
You know you can be dumb at seventeen. Look at
you look at the mirror. Wow, it's dumb as hill con.
That's a cold day today, it's cold as ice. I'm
just I'm my back and neck a on fire and
(23:50):
I'm taking out on that guy selling shirts with the
no tea in the tsunami. But my back has been
on fire forever and and I don't know what to do.
I mean, I'm in pain all the.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Time, all the time, doctor, and have it checked now.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
But he'll always say the same thing, you need back surgery.
I'm like, oh, then I'll be out for six weeks.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Not necessarily. You need to get an MRI to find
out what the problem is.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
And what if back surgery doesn't work, then I'm I'll
crippled up for the rest of my life. That's not true,
that's not true. It's never happened.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Well, mine may have happened.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
But did you have back surgery?
Speaker 5 (24:21):
You had it right, Yes, it was a Look at yeah,
look at me.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
You're like, you're like a fifteen year old exactly, running around,
running around.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
That's what you do, you run around?
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Where on your back is everything?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
My neck, my back, my lower back.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Even when I lay down, it hurts when I stand up,
it hurts when I'm like an old man, when I
go to you know, Vond's or pavilions to get a
case of water.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I'm out for two days.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Oh is that why you bring my pell of green
and up one bar one at a time.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Yes, Now I feel bad.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
I can't bring twenty four up. I'll be up all
crippled up.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
And here I was like mocking you because I thought
you just wanted a thank you ever every day.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Well that helps too.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Oh yeah, but I know if I if I get
and this Costco is now putting forty or forty five
bottles of water in a case.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Have you ever seen a ninety year old try to
tackle that?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
You know, it's like deadlifting, you know, and then they're down,
you know, or seating You're down on aisle thirty eight seating,
you're down, and then they got to go clean that up.
I don't know why they're putting forty bottles now of water.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
That's a lot. It's heavy as hell. But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
My back's on fire. I think I'm just gonna have to,
you know, get surgery or something. Oh my god, we're
just you know, or what the problem is, or start
smoking a lot of pot. Pot smokers never ever complain
about backs about their back, except Mark Thompson.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
It doesn't mean they don't have back problems, right.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
But it goes away when you smoke weeds, doesn't it?
Or gummies? Yeah? Or gummies? And maybe I gotta do
the gummies?
Speaker 6 (25:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeahlly, go to the doctor, Billy please, you're a wet
rag around here? What about what about the gummies?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Belly? Would you do gummies?
Speaker 5 (26:02):
No?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
No, no? Would you do LSD? No? Would you mainline? Heroin? No?
Am I going the wrong way?
Speaker 5 (26:10):
You're going the wrong way?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Would you take aspirin?
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Really? How many?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Like a handful, like a fistful. You snort it, you
crushed it and snort it. Two you take it in
the veins your main line?
Speaker 5 (26:23):
No, No, that's not me.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
You take two aspirin and you're okay, yeah for a while.
Are you the kind of gal that like?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
You know, Oh, if if I have a Snicker at twelve,
I'm wiped out by three?
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (26:34):
Actually yes.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Crawly used to say that, you guys got a mighty
guys say they have a Snickers at twelve and they're
wiped out at three, because Christ the Mighty?
Speaker 3 (26:43):
What kind of lightweight are you?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I would think about like Heroin at noon you're wiped
out by three or cocaine, but the Snickers takes you out.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Get out of here.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KF.
I am six forty.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
We have my My sister Ran went into went to
a restaurant on Friday out and I don't know, near
the beach somewhere, and Adam Krohl was at the restaurant
and she ran into him, I guess on the way
out and she goes, hey, Adam Carolla. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
(27:24):
Please don't bother me. No, I didn't say that, And
she said, hey, you know my brother. He goes, who's
your brother? Is that Conway on KFI? And he goes, oh,
he goes, I love your brother. He's never told me
in the thirty years i've known him that he has
a sister.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
And I'm like, oh, well, it didn't come up.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
You know, when I meet a guy, I don't tell
him you know how many family members I have? Kind
of odd, It's like, hey, I want you to meet
this guy. What's his name? Ted Nathanson? Hey, Ted, how
you doing? I have four brothers and an older sister.
I would seem odd if you laid that information on
somebody that quickly.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
But that was that was cool.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Adam Krola and my sister eating at the same restaurant,
Small World. File that under Small World our own Steph
Fuche had his big date over the weekend. Can we
say your name on the air?
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Do you not do that?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I'd rarely keep that private. Okay, yeah, okay, okay, all right?
But you went and where did you go with her?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I went to this kind of like Italian American cuisine
plays out in Irvine.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Oh you went down to her, but yeah, wow, what
a gentleman.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
And yeah, right, well, because I looked at the driving
and like, I drive a burbank every day, but this
isn't really that much different from where I'm coming from.
So I went out there and you were short. I
had some no for you. I wore jeans and some
nice shoes button down, so yeah, I can get cleaned
up nice. And how long did it take you to
(28:49):
drive to Irvine on a seur It only took Yeah,
it was like just five hours, just under forty minutes.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
It's not bad. Yeah, that's why I was really shocked.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
And I was like, of course, it was like around
five forty five, so there was way US traffic.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
At that time.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Did she drink, Yeah, had some some some some alcohol.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Was pretty cool.
Speaker 10 (29:07):
And what.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
It was like these pre made boards, so they had
like bread with like it was like a French onion
and buddy salami and.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Buddy, I wish I'd gotten to you last week. If
there's drinking involved, you got to lay a fiver on
the major d and say hold the bread.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
That bread soaks up all the alcohol.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah, no, it was It was cool. We had a
good time. We got to know each other really well. Yeah,
and it went smooth and it was a nice night.
And so we'll see about trying to see each other again.
It's a little bit harder the logistics of her being
out there. But what does she do for a living?
You know she she's a nurse. Okay, yeah, and what
do you do? I'm sorry, how are you working? And
(29:47):
but you're gonna go out with her again? Push buttons? Yeah,
that's great plan, that's the plan.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
That's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
We're trying to we're trying to work that out and
see how that goes. But it was a very lovely
evening and I had fun.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
She had fun.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
So, yeah, did you try to get her back to
Cosse de Lovos?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
So is that how you say it in the Spanish?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I don't know where that is. I don't even know
what you're trying to say, the love shack and shack
or dondo. No, I didn't never talk to No, I
did not. We parted ways and that was a perfect gentleman. Okay,
how long did you spend with her? We were there
for about three and a half hours. Oh, she got
to know her.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Yeah, so it's pretty cool. That was great.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah, and I did she tell you that she loves
you yet? No, that did not come up. If it does,
next time, you know there's a problem.
Speaker 11 (30:37):
Three dates and you're out, you know, yes, yeah, if
she doesn't pull out in three dates, you tell her
to go f off. Yes, put your headline zone on
the way home, Flash Friday, that's right, Flash Fridays. What
do you what does she think? She has your balls
(30:59):
in her purse?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Tom, Tom, I missed you, Tom.
Speaker 11 (31:10):
The three days she doesn't put out, you tell her
your history.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
You're not there anymore. That's great, buddy, I'm glad you
went out with her.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Yeah, No, it was really nice. What the night costs
you good time. Uh.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
To be honest, I don't remember. Wow, but it wasn't
too bad, all right. Yeah, buddy, we got our meal
comp too, so.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
That was nice. Why did they comp your meal because
it took.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
So long to get there? Yeah, and they were really nice.
Even the owner came down and sat with us. I
was like, I'm really sorry, don't worry. Let's get the
shout out to the restaurant, Postino Park Place.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Okay, yeah, all right, the home of the comp late
meal exactly.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
That's great, dude.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now you
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Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am six forty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
All right, I gotta read you a text here.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I got a calm or a text I should say,
from a guy I haven't talked to in maybe twelve years,
maybe longer. And I thought it was pretty funny. But
you'll be the judge, you know, I won't judge it.
(00:31):
You'll be the judge. So, guy I haven't seen or
heard of or talked to in twelve years at least
twelve years, Yeah, right around twelve years. Okay, So he
writes me, ding dong, it's been a while. How's it going.
I respond, good, nice to hear from you. Are you
(00:53):
still living in Westlake out in Thousand Oaks? And he
said no, I moved to La Joya down near San
Diego nine years ago. My wife runs a huge company
in San Diego. So I give him the thumbs up,
which is supposed to be the end of a text. Right,
(01:13):
you give a thumbs up, and that's like saying okay,
we're that's a wrap. And then he writes back, Hey,
do you have any connections for tickets for opening Day
at Del Mar. This text was July fourteenth. He says,
you have any tickets or connections for tickets at the
(01:34):
opening day of del Mar And I write back, five
to ten years ago, I did. I could have hooked
you up, but I don't know any of the new
management that runs that place, but they do a great job.
And then he writes back, well, you talk about horse
racing all the time on your show. You don't know anybody.
I'm willing to pay. I just want a good box,
(01:55):
and I write, I know Joe, the guy that runs
del Mar, but I haven't seen him in seven or
eight years. And then he writes, well, on the radio,
you sound like you're the guy, which I find insulting.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, because you don't.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Well, no, because I might be the guy, but I'm
not sure i'm the guy for somebody hasn't talked to
in twelve years.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, you're kidding. It's odd. It's odd. And then so
he writes on the radio, you sound like you're the guy.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
And then I write back, Buddy, I go to Santa Anita,
I bet off track with the losers in the basement.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I'm not the guy. And he says, what about your
buddy Doug O'Neil. Do you think he could hook me up?
Oh my gosh, how about that?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
And then I write back, buddy, just call del Mar.
If you're only to pay for the tickets, I'm sure
they'll set you up real nice. And then he writes back,
oh a lot of o's. Oh sounds like you're giving
me the shuffle off the buffalo, and I said, and
then I'm I guess bummed or pissed. I said, look,
(03:02):
I'm telling you the truth. I don't really know anybody
down at del Mar. I don't know anybody there. The
traffic is so horrible that I don't make it down
there anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
And then he.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Writes back, oh, but I saw you there last year,
which is true. I said, yeah, but that was for
Breeders' Cup in November, not for the summer meet. It's
easy to get there November when there's no traffic. I thought, me,
that's the end of it. And then he writes, this
is great. I told my wife you were the guy.
(03:34):
I guess you're not the guy. And then I wrote back, Okay,
I made a few calls. I got your box, four
tickets and one valet parking comped. It's all under your name,
it'll be a will call. You're welcome, and he writes back,
oh that's great. I knew you were lying. I knew
(03:56):
you were the hookup. Woo w and then a lot
of big o's.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Please tell me you actually got him those tickets. It
didn't just tell him you got him those tickets.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I never made a call.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Oh yes, how.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Could you do that?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Sorry sir? Sorry? Wow, twelve years with lots of tude.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
So yeah, because I'm like, how were you not the guy?
And then all of a sudden, you're the guy. You
had calls to make. I saw right through that.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You know what's great? Never heard back froman which means
he took the smoke like a man. He got smoked,
and he probably thought it was funnier now you think so,
oh yeah, especially if he's going like two stupid executives
of the wife's company that she runs. I oh, Conway
(04:55):
hooked this up. Let's go, you know, get all dressed up,
all dolled up. Hi too for a Patterson? No, I
mean sorry for for Patterson. Still not there now, valet
comp nothing? Could it be under my wife's name, Caroline? Nothing?
(05:16):
He's He's like, well, here's my credit card. I'll just
buy a box. We're sold out.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
I guess he's like I guess Conway isn't the.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I smoked him. Look he he deserved to get smoked.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Is that mushing?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
No, that's close, belly.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I'm glad you remember that mushing is when is when
you I don't pay off a gambling debt like.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I've I've used.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Credit cards in the past to bet on horse racing,
and then I got a call about three weeks later
from the horse racing website and said, hey, your credit
You know, the five hundred dollars you put on the
credit card was denied and they just sent as the denial.
So you always five hundred dollars. I said, buddy, that
(06:06):
money's gone. I spent. I bet all of that money.
It's disappeared. There is no five hundred. He says, I know,
I know you put it on credit card. They now
denied it's he it was five hundred dollars. I said,
I don't think you heard me. It's gone. I bet
it's it's gone. I lost all of it. He says, yeah,
(06:26):
but you always the five hundred. I said, no, no, no, no,
you don't understand. You run a business where you're running
into total degenerate gamblers that don't pay their bills, and
unfortunately you're on the phone with one of them, so
you're going to get the mushed here. And he understood
that term. He's like, all right, all right, well just
(06:47):
don't do that again. I said, okay, all right, that's mushing.
A guy, got it, and you don't like to do that.
But I've been mushed in the past. So you know,
it all comes out in the wash at the end
of your life. You know, like when if somebody says
to you, you know, why did you eat my lunch
(07:08):
in the refrigerator, I say, well, somebody ate my lunch
two months ago.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
So it's all even. You know, it all come out
in the wash.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
And that's true. You know, at the end of your life,
you're not going to sit there and think, oh, my
buddy Pete owed me sixty dollars when he borrowed it
in Vegas thirty years ago. You borrowed from him, he
borrowed from you.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
You know, you.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Found some money, you lost some money. It all comes
at the end. Who cares. Nobody cares. All right, we're
live on CAFI. That big ass shark is still. I
guess near Santa Monica Pier it's at least fifteen feet,
that's what they're saying. Great white shark sighting near Santa
Monica Pier fifteen feet and probably three four rows of teeth,
(07:54):
uppers and lowers wipe you out in a heartbeat. Stay
out of the ocean. Either the sharks or the feces.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Will wipe you out. Angel.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
How often you go in the ocean now, used to
be a regular customer. Do you go paddle boarding at all?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Yeah? I don't go that often, just because I'm still
recovering from an elbow issue.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
But what it was the elbow wish I didn't know
that you have tennis elbow?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Yeah that was last year.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Oh did we know that?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Probably we didn't think so.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yeah, I've just been afraid to get back out there
because it's still.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
But I'm swimming a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
But was your right elbow or left water?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
It's my right?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Are you right handed? Yes? Ah, that's the worst.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I'm her sown on when she she went to see
doctor Roger Soon and then we had him on because
of her elbow. You took he did my PRP injections. Yeah,
he did her PRP injections, which helped tremendously, helped tremendously.
I guess and then I went anyway, Oh yeah, really yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Did you like him? Was it was he good? Was
he good on the air?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
He was one of the best. You really and you
loved him?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
You loved it?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Okay? Does he need tickets for delmar.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
He was wondering if you could hook him up, he said,
he heard down in oc you're the guy.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I'm the guy.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
KFI AM six forty. It's Conway Show. We have one
hundred and forty people going on this cruise. One hundred
and forty people so far have contacted Travel Store and
they got their deposit him and we're going. It's going
to be out of Seattle on July twenty first of
next year Oceana Cruises. It'll be July twenty first through
(09:48):
the twenty eighth. So call Travel Store eight hundred triple
seven sixty five forty or this Wednesday, August sixth, at
seven pm, We're going to have a big ass live
zoom call with everybody that wants to go. So whether
(10:09):
you're interested, or whether you've paid, or whether you know
somebody who's interested. You go to Conwaycruise dot com and
scroll down about page and a half and it says
virtual event Wednesday, August sixth, twenty twenty five, seven pm.
And you click on that RSVP and it's virtual meet
(10:33):
and greet with myself on August sixth. That's Wednesday at
seven pm, and I'll be on that zoom call live.
You'll be on there so we can say hi to
each other. I don't know how many people are gonna
be on it. Maybe ten, maybe ten thousand, who knows.
But if you want to be on the zoom call,
buzz on, go to Conwaycruise dot com and then click
(10:57):
on RSVP today Conwaycruise dot com and maybe we'll we'll
see on Wednesday for a live zoom It starts at
seven o'clock, So right after the show's over, I'll zip
into the other studio and we can see each other.
We can look at each other, stare at each other.
It's gonna be great. I love it all right. Tourism
(11:20):
is down in Las Vegas. Well I should say I
shouldn't say Las Vegas on the strip tourism is down.
But all the other casinos that are surrounding Vegas, you know,
Red Rock and all the ones that are you know,
five six, ten miles from the Strip, they're all doing great.
It's the Strip that's not doing well. And I don't
know why. Maybe it's the fees attached to all the hotels,
(11:43):
or they don't have free parking anymore. Remember Vegas with
free parking. You can go wherever you want, just park
for free hours days on end. Oh those days are gone.
Free parking is gone. So what's going on with tourism
in Las Vegas.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
It's clear American this summer are cashing out of some
of the most popular summer hotspots. Las Vegas especially hit hard,
with visitors down eleven percent from last year.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Wow, and it's there hit so hard that they're that
they're closing Buffalo bills in Prim, Nevada, that the right
ways across the state line.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
Who went there last Joe by there last weekend? Oh
you did shuttered? Man, it's fuck so empty, you know.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
They they closed Whiskey Pets on the west side of
the freeway and now they've closed Buffalo Bills. So Prim
is the only there's only one casino there now, and
I guess.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
That there's a there's a venue there that they say
will stay open for.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Like the concerts Channa.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
But other than that.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, but man, that was one of my favorite hotels
in the world. I used to love going there, you know.
I would literally drive from here and not go to Vegas,
just go to Buffalo Bills for two days. It's to
enjoy them. Now they shut her down, so that's bad.
And I still love the fact that you can go
there in hotels like thirty eight dollars a night.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Yeah. Ah, that's a go cold place. But they shut
her down.
Speaker 8 (13:03):
One factor sky high prices.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Uh oh okay, this is why the strip is not
doing well right now.
Speaker 8 (13:09):
A simple dinner of cheeseburger and fries at one restaurant
on the Strip was sixteen ninety five four years ago
and now it's thirty ninety five. But perhaps the biggest
factor behind the summer slow down fewer international visitors, including
Canadians down thirteen percent this year.
Speaker 10 (13:25):
I've definitely heard of thousands of layoffs with dealers and
Jess casino workers.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Some workers relying on tips say their income is dropped
by more than half.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (13:33):
Ted Papa George leads the local Culinary workers union.
Speaker 11 (13:37):
Well, our members are quite concerned right now to companies
are holding off on hiring.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Across the country.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
Cape Cod and other parts of New England also seeing
a drop in crowds. Cape Cod vacation rentals are down
twenty percent.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
This wow, man, you get a good deal over Cape Cod.
Speaker 8 (13:53):
Many Canadians say they canceled their trips after President Trump's
tariffs and rhetoric this year. When he referred to Canada, we.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Took it very very seriously.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
We missed that.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
Part rhetoric this year when he referred to Canada.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Oh, I think when he referred to Canada as the
fifty first thing.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
We took it very very seriously.
Speaker 8 (14:10):
This Canadian tourist not traveling to the US this summer
explained her mindset to PBS, saying, Canadians want to be heard.
We don't have a lot of tools, and well, tourism
is one of the tools that we have. Rian and Alley,
ABC News, New York.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
All right, so let's Canadians. What can I tell you?
You know, that's Canadians, So what all right? San Diego?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
San Diego considers permits permits for nonprofit beach programs.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
That's going on in Sanean Diego City.
Speaker 12 (14:44):
Leaders want to start requiring permits for nonprofit beach programs.
And while the city says this is a way to
make activities safer, ab.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
So money grab is what it is.
Speaker 12 (14:53):
ABC ten News reporty asthming Louti takes us to the
beach where one local nonprofit says it's limiting access.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
Jacy Jones has always been fascinated by the.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Beach, all of the water, all of the ocean.
Speaker 13 (15:07):
What he loves even more is the community that introduced him.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
To the waves.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Let's back up here with this young person.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Always been fascinating.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
What's his name, Casey. Let's let's find out more about
this chap or this woman.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
Jacy Jones.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Casey Jones. All right, Casey Jones. I don't know if
it's a guy or girl.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
He Jones has always been fascinated by the beach.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Okay, so has everybody in the world. You know, I
can't stand that when somebody puts in their singles AD.
I like walks on the beach and a good dinner. Great,
so does everybody. Let's put something in your AD that
is exclusive to you. You're like, oh, I love a
good sunset. Everybody does, all three hundred and thirty million
(15:49):
I is love a good sunset.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
It's not just you.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
He Jones has always been fascinated by the beach.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, that's why the beach houses are really expensive, because
everybody has that fascination with the beach.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
I love the water, I love the ocean.
Speaker 13 (16:03):
What he loves even more is the community that introduced
him to the waves.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
Paddle for peace without them.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I want to know how about how anything that we
do in our world impacts the ocean, which is very
important to our lives in our earth.
Speaker 13 (16:17):
Part the nonprofit organization aims to diversify San Diego's coastal
spaces by making activities like snorkeling and surfing free and
more accessible to youth.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
So when I look.
Speaker 10 (16:29):
Around and I say kids at the beach that are
typically not sandcare, it really warms my heart.
Speaker 13 (16:34):
And they're able to do this through the law AB
two nine three nine, which says nonprofits are allowed to
use public parks and beaches without special permission. Founder of
the nonprofit, Resa Belle, says the city's proposed resolution to
enforce permits undermines that.
Speaker 10 (16:51):
The fact that they're trying to limit nonprofits, specifically nonprofits
that are focusing on equity and coastal access.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Okay, here's what this is. And nobody in that story.
They're not going to tell you what it is, but
I'll tell you what it is. It's rich people who
own beach houses don't want poor people there. Yeah, they
own the sand, they think they do, and they don't
want poor people to have access to it.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
That's what's going on.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Rich people are great about raising money for poor people,
but they don't want them on their sand. Sorry, that's
just the truth. So if you're in that area, keep
going to the beach. It irritates the rich. I like that,
So keep buzzes to the beach and let's irritate the
(17:38):
rich people who think they own the beach but they don't.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM sixty.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
You know, I noticed something over the weekend talking to
a buddy of mine who's also in radio. Yeah, I
got friends in radio. Yeah, after thirty years and meet somebody.
He said he has to bring his radio to the
Dodger game. I said, once you just listen on your phone.
He said, because it's a minute behind. So I'm listening
to the action that I already saw a minute ago,
(18:12):
and I'm like, oh, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
You got to bring a radio.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Also, there's an earthquake, you're gonna get it a minute behind.
You'll be a minute late. So you got to get
a radio and stay on top of things. I recommend
sea crane radios. I love them. BELLYO lows them. BELLIOH
has a sea crane radio. You have two sea crane radios.
Think like a sea crane radio.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Hog.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
They're the best anyway. They have clear, precise, pleasing audio.
That's belly always says, it's pleasing audio for the size
and it's it's terrific. Battery signal strength is awesome. They
have the weather alerts and they're just terrific.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
You know.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
They have ones that run on solar, ones that run
on battery, ones that you can hook up right to
the Internet and get digital radio any station around the world.
They're really terrific. But you need a radio in emergency cases.
Don't rely on the Internet, as if that breaks down,
you're done. You're done. You're done. So go to sea crane.
(19:17):
See the letter see and then crane see R A
n E dot com. Pick up a radio for emergencies.
You know, it's the least you can spend over something
that will be tremendously valuable if the s hits the
fan in Los Angeles, whether we have a big fire,
big earthquake, big floods. We almost had that tsunami and Bellio.
(19:40):
I'm really tired of people saying that we overreacted on
that tsunami. And I'm gonna tell you why you get
a second Yeah, all right, I'm gonna tell you why.
I saw yesterday a guy walking his dog in Russia,
right off the coast of where that that vulcan with
that earthquake hit.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, we have that posted on your ex at Conway's
show if people want to see what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Okay, So that guy's walking his dog and I think
he's about six or seven hundred feet above sea level
where he's walking his dog, and that water nearly came
up to where he was. Maybe it's three or four
hundred feet, but it's very high, and he's about three
or four hundred feet above the ocean, and that water
came up to where his dog was. And if that
(20:27):
was Marina del Rey or Newport Beach. The whole thing
would have been wiped out. Every house in Hawaii that's
on the coast would have been gone. Every house in
Malibu or Huntington Beach, for Mosa Beach, Manhattan Beach, for
Dondo Beach, Long Beach, Sunset Beach, Seal Beach Hunt.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Oh that's enough.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
It has a lot of beaches.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, well there's you know, big beaches in southern California.
All of them would have been gone. And we just
got fortunate that that went towards Russia and not towards
the United States. But if the next one comes towards
the United States and hits US with six, you know,
five or six hundred feet of water, like like it
happened in Russia, gone gone. That's why I went up
(21:15):
to Castaways. I wasn't even comfortable six hundred feet above
sea level, and Burbank I went up to Castaways and
stayed up there with other lunatics and we fought it out.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
We won. We won that day. We won that day.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
I think you made a great point about the Eaton
and Palisades fire. You would have never, you know, guessed
that something as horrible as that would have happened never.
So it's like, you know, yeah, we might have overreacted,
but it's it's the intent is to keep people safe
just in case.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
That's right, and we don't mean to scare the hell
out of people. But you know, if they didn't evacuate
those people in Russia, all those people would have been dead. Yeah,
and you know, we're we were fortunate that the earthquake
that the two plates that were rubbing on each other
as you like to say, bellio or meeting, and you know,
(22:06):
and those plates were facing Russia. If they were facing
the United States, it could have hit Washington, Oregon, or
California and wiped out any community that was along the ocean.
And people don't understand that I do, and I try
to tell him, but a lot of people ignore me,
and that's frustrating a little bit. But I went at
(22:27):
the castaways and then I wanted to even go further.
I want to get out of the car and castaways
and crawl up the hill. So I was even like
three or four hundred feet above that. I want to
stay at around two thousand feet whenever there's a tsunami warning,
just so I can see everyone getting wiped out.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
You know, if the if the.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Water came in, wiped out the valley, I'd be up
by castaways, you know with my shirt Tsunami Strong.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
I like that shirt. It's thirty dollars, though I thought.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
That didn't price was high, not have the tea on it. Yeah,
he was missing the tea in Tsunami.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
He was not bright.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
But he got ninety bucks from me. I bought one
for my wife, my daughter, myself, so and I gave
him one hundred. And he's like, oh, I don't have change.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
My Oh I get it. I get it.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
And it keeps a change about three. You know, Tsunami
strongs minus the tea he put. He didn't put the
t in Tsunami. And he's like, well, he looks like,
he goes, what do you mean a tea? I'm like, God,
just give me the shirt forget it. Obviously you're t yeah,
obviously you're really dumb. And he's like what Because I'm
(23:29):
like seventeen, I'm like, okay, well then you're dumb seventeen.
You know you can be dumb at seventeen. Look at
you look at the mirror. Wow, it's dumb as hill con.
That's a cold day today, it's cold as ice. I'm
just I'm my back and neck a on fire and
(23:50):
I'm taking out on that guy selling shirts with the
no tea in the tsunami. But my back has been
on fire forever and and I don't know what to do.
I mean, I'm in pain all the.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Time, all the time, doctor, and have it checked now.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
But he'll always say the same thing, you need back surgery.
I'm like, oh, then I'll be out for six weeks.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Not necessarily. You need to get an MRI to find
out what the problem is.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
And what if back surgery doesn't work, then I'm I'll
crippled up for the rest of my life. That's not true,
that's not true. It's never happened.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Well, mine may have happened.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
But did you have back surgery?
Speaker 5 (24:21):
You had it right, Yes, it was a Look at yeah,
look at me.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
You're like, you're like a fifteen year old exactly, running around,
running around.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
That's what you do, you run around?
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Where on your back is everything?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
My neck, my back, my lower back.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Even when I lay down, it hurts when I stand up,
it hurts when I'm like an old man, when I
go to you know, Vond's or pavilions to get a
case of water.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I'm out for two days.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Oh is that why you bring my pell of green
and up one bar one at a time.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Yes, Now I feel bad.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
I can't bring twenty four up. I'll be up all
crippled up.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
And here I was like mocking you because I thought
you just wanted a thank you ever every day.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Well that helps too.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Oh yeah, but I know if I if I get
and this Costco is now putting forty or forty five
bottles of water in a case.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Have you ever seen a ninety year old try to
tackle that?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
You know, it's like deadlifting, you know, and then they're down,
you know, or seating You're down on aisle thirty eight seating,
you're down, and then they got to go clean that up.
I don't know why they're putting forty bottles now of water.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
That's a lot. It's heavy as hell. But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
My back's on fire. I think I'm just gonna have to,
you know, get surgery or something. Oh my god, we're
just you know, or what the problem is, or start
smoking a lot of pot. Pot smokers never ever complain
about backs about their back, except Mark Thompson.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
It doesn't mean they don't have back problems, right.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
But it goes away when you smoke weeds, doesn't it?
Or gummies? Yeah? Or gummies? And maybe I gotta do
the gummies?
Speaker 6 (25:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeahlly, go to the doctor, Billy please, you're a wet
rag around here? What about what about the gummies?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Belly? Would you do gummies?
Speaker 5 (26:02):
No?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
No, no? Would you do LSD? No? Would you mainline? Heroin? No?
Am I going the wrong way?
Speaker 5 (26:10):
You're going the wrong way?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Would you take aspirin?
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Really? How many?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Like a handful, like a fistful. You snort it, you
crushed it and snort it. Two you take it in
the veins your main line?
Speaker 5 (26:23):
No, No, that's not me.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
You take two aspirin and you're okay, yeah for a while.
Are you the kind of gal that like?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
You know, Oh, if if I have a Snicker at twelve,
I'm wiped out by three?
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (26:34):
Actually yes.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Crawly used to say that, you guys got a mighty
guys say they have a Snickers at twelve and they're
wiped out at three, because Christ the Mighty?
Speaker 3 (26:43):
What kind of lightweight are you?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I would think about like Heroin at noon you're wiped
out by three or cocaine, but the Snickers takes you out.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Get out of here.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KF.
I am six forty.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
We have my My sister Ran went into went to
a restaurant on Friday out and I don't know, near
the beach somewhere, and Adam Krohl was at the restaurant
and she ran into him, I guess on the way
out and she goes, hey, Adam Carolla. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
(27:24):
Please don't bother me. No, I didn't say that, And
she said, hey, you know my brother. He goes, who's
your brother? Is that Conway on KFI? And he goes, oh,
he goes, I love your brother. He's never told me
in the thirty years i've known him that he has
a sister.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
And I'm like, oh, well, it didn't come up.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
You know, when I meet a guy, I don't tell
him you know how many family members I have? Kind
of odd, It's like, hey, I want you to meet
this guy. What's his name? Ted Nathanson? Hey, Ted, how
you doing? I have four brothers and an older sister.
I would seem odd if you laid that information on
somebody that quickly.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
But that was that was cool.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Adam Krola and my sister eating at the same restaurant,
Small World. File that under Small World our own Steph
Fuche had his big date over the weekend. Can we
say your name on the air?
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Do you not do that?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I'd rarely keep that private. Okay, yeah, okay, okay, all right?
But you went and where did you go with her?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I went to this kind of like Italian American cuisine
plays out in Irvine.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Oh you went down to her, but yeah, wow, what
a gentleman.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
And yeah, right, well, because I looked at the driving
and like, I drive a burbank every day, but this
isn't really that much different from where I'm coming from.
So I went out there and you were short. I
had some no for you. I wore jeans and some
nice shoes button down, so yeah, I can get cleaned
up nice. And how long did it take you to
(28:49):
drive to Irvine on a seur It only took Yeah,
it was like just five hours, just under forty minutes.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
It's not bad. Yeah, that's why I was really shocked.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
And I was like, of course, it was like around
five forty five, so there was way US traffic.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
At that time.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Did she drink, Yeah, had some some some some alcohol.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Was pretty cool.
Speaker 10 (29:07):
And what.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
It was like these pre made boards, so they had
like bread with like it was like a French onion
and buddy salami and.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Buddy, I wish I'd gotten to you last week. If
there's drinking involved, you got to lay a fiver on
the major d and say hold the bread.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
That bread soaks up all the alcohol.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah, no, it was It was cool. We had a
good time. We got to know each other really well. Yeah,
and it went smooth and it was a nice night.
And so we'll see about trying to see each other again.
It's a little bit harder the logistics of her being
out there. But what does she do for a living?
You know she she's a nurse. Okay, yeah, and what
do you do? I'm sorry, how are you working? And
(29:47):
but you're gonna go out with her again? Push buttons? Yeah,
that's great plan, that's the plan.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
That's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
We're trying to we're trying to work that out and
see how that goes. But it was a very lovely
evening and I had fun.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
She had fun.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
So, yeah, did you try to get her back to
Cosse de Lovos?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
So is that how you say it in the Spanish?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I don't know where that is. I don't even know
what you're trying to say, the love shack and shack
or dondo. No, I didn't never talk to No, I
did not. We parted ways and that was a perfect gentleman. Okay,
how long did you spend with her? We were there
for about three and a half hours. Oh, she got
to know her.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Yeah, so it's pretty cool. That was great.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah, and I did she tell you that she loves
you yet? No, that did not come up. If it does,
next time, you know there's a problem.
Speaker 11 (30:37):
Three dates and you're out, you know, yes, yeah, if
she doesn't pull out in three dates, you tell her
to go f off. Yes, put your headline zone on
the way home, Flash Friday, that's right, Flash Fridays. What
do you what does she think? She has your balls
(30:59):
in her purse?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Tom, Tom, I missed you, Tom.
Speaker 11 (31:10):
The three days she doesn't put out, you tell her
your history.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
You're not there anymore. That's great, buddy, I'm glad you
went out with her.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Yeah, No, it was really nice. What the night costs
you good time. Uh.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
To be honest, I don't remember. Wow, but it wasn't
too bad, all right. Yeah, buddy, we got our meal
comp too, so.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
That was nice. Why did they comp your meal because
it took.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
So long to get there? Yeah, and they were really nice.
Even the owner came down and sat with us. I
was like, I'm really sorry, don't worry. Let's get the
shout out to the restaurant, Postino Park Place.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Okay, yeah, all right, the home of the comp late
meal exactly.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
That's great, dude.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
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