July 22, 2025 • 31 mins
Mark Thompson joins Tim Conway Jr., kicking off the show with a dive into the meaning of "Encino"—and it's a timely segue into the area's unsettling crime meeting, followed immediately by two attempted break-ins. Then, surprise guest Jay Leno calls in to share his own Encino crime story, and KFI's Michael Monks updates us on DA Hochman's announcement about charges in the East Hollywood nightclub crash that injured 37 people. Later, AM 570's Petros Papadakis drops by to chat about the wild Duke of Sports dating contest—and Tim and Mark offer their own dating wisdom for the overly selective single guys out there. Finally, Tim shares a classic Vegas tale about his dad opening for The Pointer Sisters, complete with a nostalgic music preview!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am six forty and you're listening to The Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
It is the Conway Show. Mark Thompson is here.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Everybody, please please remain seated. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I'm mumbles, yes, yes, honored to be here. Wow.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
These head tones are loud. Johnny likes it loud.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
John likes to crank it up. Tim, Yeah, that's right.
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Well let's start with the big meeting and Incino. You
know people living in Sino, especially in the hills of Encino,
which I think means oak tree in Spanish?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Is that true? Steph foosh? Oh he's eating what means
oak tree?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Isn't Sino? What means white oak or oak tree? Or
what doesn't Sino mean in Spanish? Stephos in Sino? Yeah,
actually I don't know that one. All right, Well I'll
look it up. So people living in Cino, though, these
folks up in the hills there, it means oak.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I'm really impressed that Conway new this, right, I really
impressed that you knew that.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I heard that years and years and years ago. That's
really great. I thought it was BS, but I heard it.
It means oak. Is that right? Okay, well that.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Makes sense, right, there's a lot of oak trees out there. Yeah,
people enjoying those. So, uh, these homes and Encino the
in Oak, yes, there were you know, three.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Four million dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You can't buy anything in Lake and Sino for under
four million dollars. Very few homes under four million, and
most of them are over four or five million. So
if you have a five million dollar house, you're probably
paying let me do the math, you're probably paying at
least fifty thousand dollars in property tax and probably more.
So Let's say let's say you have a five million
dollar house and you know you're not f in the
(01:42):
government on what what that sucker is worth? Uh point
two five? So you're paying sixty three thousand dollars in
taxes a year. But you're also paying for schools that
your kids don't use. You know, there's probably not a
lot of people that liveing in Sino Hills that are
as you're going.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
To public school. Sorry, it's just the way it is.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
And so you're paying a lot of money in taxes,
a lot of money in services, a lot of money
in fees, and you want your neighborhood to be protected
because you're already paying. I know a lot of people say, look,
you live in Sino, you have the money. Once you
hire a private security force to go around the you know,
around the Encino and protect you, they're already paying an
s load.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, that's right, a lot, absolutely right. Yeah. So we
have city services. That's what's provided. That's right by those taxes.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
So and Encino it's getting hot and we have another
break It was Sherman Oaks, you know, at the beginning
of the year, and then they've moved west and now
it's in Cino and their homes being broken into every
day and every night. And now it's getting scarier Mark
because they're breaking in at ten o'clock at night, when
they know your home and they know the kids are home.
(02:52):
They can hear it, they can see bicycles in the yard,
they can hear commotion in the house, and they don't
give an f they're still coming in to take your stuff.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
That's when it gets serious.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
So let's find out what happened last night in Sino
another break in.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
These residents in this community, they are terrified. They feel
like they're being targeted by a criminal enterprise, including the
residents who lived just over my shoulder here where that
former reality TV star lives. They shared surveillance video with
us of them being targeted by bandits.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Here's more.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, and then there was a meeting last night with
Da Hawkman and a couple one hundred residents of Encino.
You can't get a couple hundred residents and Zino to
go to the Hollywood Bowl for free, you know, I mean,
they don't do anything else.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
That's a sign that they are really at the end
of the rope.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Right They're angry and they're scared, and that's when they
show up at these meetings to bang on these you know,
on these people that worked for the government.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
The valance cameras at this home on Havenhurst tracking suspects
as soon as they jumped the gate entering the property
around ten pm last night.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Three people jumped over the gate and once they jumped
over the gate, they tried going through through the side.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
You see the suspects making their way from the yard
to the home looking to break in. At this point
Edwin Arijave doing get security cameras and dialing nine to
one one.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
They tried opening one of the office bedrooms that we
have in the house, and alarm went off and they
got scooped away and they left.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
You know what, But Mark, this is what sucks about,
you know, living in today's day and age. We're anywhere,
not just in Sino or in La or California, anywhere
that we all are living in our own micro prisons.
You know, we all have locked doors, we have alarm systems.
It's all the equipment that a prison has, you know,
(04:35):
to protect the prisons from other prisoners or other prisoners
from each other.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
But we are all locked in our homes now like
we're in small prisons.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, we have all of the sadly, all of the
stuff you need from the standpoint of alarms and the
standpoint of locks, your right cameras, right, I mean, essentially
we're locking the world out.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
We're not locking ourselves in.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
But your point is taken, which is that one way
or the other, you're having to build a prison complex
essentially to keep people from you know, the crazies from
getting in and trying to And it's extraordinary to me
knowing people are home that they still went through at
the break in.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, and you know what, the one on White Oak
near Rancho or I think it's Rancho, the one where
the two people were shot, you know, one from the
show you worked on America's Got Talent?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Or Oh yeah, what's well you worked on I've worked
on some money?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
So you think you can dance? What's the big thing?
American American Idol? Right, American Idol, the American Idol, so
that you know when those two got shot in the head,
that elevated it. Yeah, it's a whole new level. You know,
you can get shot in the head when you come
home and somebody's invading your house.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, that's a that's a great reminder of how the
stuff turned violent.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I mean this one they ran They ran.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Away right right before they even broke in. It's the
opposite end of the extreme they took off. All right,
here's more of the problems of Encino.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Edwin and his entire family, kids and all, all including
former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Teddy Mellencamp in
Utter Shock.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Wait, Teddy Mellencamp is John Mellencamp's daughter.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Is that right?
Speaker 8 (06:09):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
So she doesn't go by Cougar. I think Cougar is
his middle name or stage name.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yea, so it does. He doesn't go by John Cougar anymore. Yeah, no,
he isn't like that right now, No.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
He does not.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Teddy Mellencamp in utter shock, knowing what was unfolding.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Sure, well, so we were upstairs, so they came in
through the downstairs. So by the time that we are,
Nanny heard it first and by the time you know,
we came down, they were already gone.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Ariave owns a home security company, and he says it
worked to perfection.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Wow, this guy owns a home security company and they're
still breaking into his pad.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
That's wild. That's crazy.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Police arriving within minutes. The bandit's dashing off without anything,
police say.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
And I love the term bandits. Yeah, you know, it's
like nineteen oh five, right.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Right right, and they're looking for gold. Police arriving within minutes.
The bandits dashing law without anything, police say. In the
attempt at burgery, the suspects possibly got into the home
through the garage before quickly fleeing in a black bmw Ariya.
Thee says after the scare, the kids went back to
bed as if nothing happened.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Wow, what great kids, man, If that happened in my house.
I think my wife and daughter would want to move
or to be up all night or yeah, you know,
these kids went right.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Back to I tried to go back to sleep, and
Courtney would go, I can't believe you're going back to sleep.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
How can you go back to sleep?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
But it's not like, okay, honey, I'll stay up. I'll
stay up for hours just for no reason.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, we had I thought there was somebody breaking into
our house. About a year ago, there was somebody pulling
at our door, at our back door, like pulling it
like you know, you can hear it, like being pulled
and pulled and pulled. Yeah, and so you know, I
got the equipment to go deal with that, you know
what I mean? Yeah, And I get down there and
it's the effing dog. It's Ernie. There was a there
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was a leash attached to the door, and he kept
pulling it and slamming the door.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Aren't he almost one?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
You know?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
I shoot and ask questions later.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, daddy has got a hot trigger. That's right, terrible.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, yeah, if I told her any I said, that's
the last one, man, the next one. It's the ending
scene of you know, uh, but you guys and Sundane's
kid for you enough with you.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
You know, they were able to go back to sleep
because they knew that we that the house was secured,
you know. And I think that's where the home security
is a big part of Field protected.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
So the LAPD is also investigating a second berk three
two and a half miles away on Enfield Avenue.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
But I used to live on Endfield.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I used to live on Enfield my wife at the
forty seven hundred block of Endfield for seven I can't
want to say the whole.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I'm sure that's why it's considered a higher end neighborhood
well incause of the legacy of the Conway presence.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
We were renting and we were paying. I think it
was twenty eight hundred bucks a month, which I thought
was a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
That is, I think it's a lot just looking back,
because when was that.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
It was early two thousands, two thousand and one two.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I mean, that's a lot of money it was.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah, back then, it wasn't a great house. It wasn't
a great house. Nobody break into that house, you couldn't.
It looked like, you know, like homeless people live there.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Both break ins coming week after the bodies of an
American idol executive and her husband were discovered inside their
Encino home, Please say they were shot and killed by
an intruder. Hours before the most recent burglaries, LA County
District Attorney Nathan Huckman revealed new information into the murders
during a town hall within Sino residents. The suspect, Raymond Boderian,
(09:28):
allegedly used the couple's own gun to kill them.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Oh, I didn't know that, fright.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
When we come back, we'll get more details on that
double murder and Encino. I didn't know that. Yeah, I
didn't neither. That chilling. That is unbelievable.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Michael Monks, How you Bob.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Nice to see you, dude. Yeah, it's good to see
you too. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I'm excited to be here. All right, So you're you're on.
First of all, we're on this store then Sina, we'll
get back to that. You're on the story of the
thirty people that got wiped out at the Vermont Club
on Friday.
Speaker 10 (10:07):
My goodness, it's been just a crazy slew of days
here in Los Angeles Angeles County. It is absolutely unreal.
A lot of you never get a chance to catch
your breath. Really, And all right, Jay Leno's calling. Maybe
he's got information on Encino or the people that will
run over the Vermont Club.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Put him on here.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Jay, you're on KFI. How you Bob?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
You got a breaking story for us?
Speaker 11 (10:27):
Well, I tell you about my my I caught a guy.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
In my house. Oh you did, wow? What my wife?
Speaker 11 (10:34):
My wife's sleeve and she goes, I hear noise. I
don't think it's anything. We'll go down, go down in
the kitchen, see what it is, all right. So I
got down in the kitchen and I got a monitor
on the on the kitchen counter, you know, so you
can watch the cameras if you're in the kitchen. And
I look in and I see somebody on the monitor.
(10:56):
I'm like, well, man, somebody in the kitchen. So right,
I'm right around the corner from the edge of the
counter where we have one of those you have like
a half a dozen knives, like a big bread knife
and a shot, you know, all kinds of not just
knife SUSI I grab a knife and then I let
me see. I look at him on her and this
(11:18):
guy's got a knife and I'm like, oh man. And
then I said to myself, wait a minute, I know
why I'm in my underpants? Why is this guy? And
then I waved the knife and he waves the knife.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Oh I'm looking. I'm look at myself. That's great, jay Leto.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It was.
Speaker 11 (11:45):
It was so stupid, just you have that moment of
I know why I'm why is this guy in my
house in his underpants?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
But look, that's why I don't sleep naked because if
the if anyone ever did break into the house, what
are the odds of him all so being naked?
Speaker 11 (12:02):
Yes, but once he saw you, he'd be laughing so hard.
He's probably done.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
You. All right, Jay, thanks for calling, buddy. You are
a superstar.
Speaker 11 (12:13):
No problem, gent, I'm gonna have fun.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
All right, jay Leno. That guy is great.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Man.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Love our jen Oh man, he got that's all we're
doing with him.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Yeah, Well he becomes any he opens for you.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I feel like it was a solid story. I'm gonna
be honest. You set the bar high for you, man.
That's right.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
You can call your mom and dad and said, hey,
Jay Leno opened for me.
Speaker 10 (12:33):
I guess I will Yeah. I'm sure they're listening right
now anyway, I bet they are. Should we do the news, Yeah,
let's do it. Should we have thirty people that were
hit outside of the more.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Than thirty, it was thirty six.
Speaker 10 (12:42):
In fact, this guy, fern Ando Ramirez, the La County
DA's office just announced about half an hour ago, almost
an hour ago now, thirty seven felony counts of attempted murder. Good,
thirty seven felony counts of assault with the deadly weapons.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
That Hawkman doing this. That's Hawkman doing this.
Speaker 10 (12:58):
And he appeared with the LA Police Chief, the LA
Interim Fire Chief. It was a whole crew of first responders.
Because he's crediting the first responders for saving a lot
of those lives. Eight of those people who were hit
were substantially heard, he says, suffering broken bones, the serrations.
Here's part of what Nathan Hawkman said. Anything, can we
get Leno back?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Leno reads Hawkman's statement.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
In any event, Hey, Stephos, do you have the audio?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
No? I don't think you know it.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
No, I emailed it. But you know what the problem is.
I think when we got shuffled around, because I was
going to go after Leno, but it was all very sudden.
Now I feel bad that I I give me the copy.
I do a pretty good Hawkman impression. Yeah right ahead, alright,
what was the audio on?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I'll tell you this much.
Speaker 10 (13:46):
He can make a six second sound bite one and
a half minutes long, which makes my life very difficult.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Well man accused of driving his car to a crowd
of people outside East Hollywood nightclub injuring more than three
dozen and I will charge him to the foes extent
of the law. I'm here to keep everybody safe. Fernando
Ramirez twenty nine is scheduled to be arraigned on Wednesday,
and you bet I will be there with LA's videns.
Speaker 10 (14:08):
You kind of sound like a guy reading the news
on the toilet at an off track betting site.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
And everything smells like urine.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
So this is a you know, when I saw the
car damaged, that car was damaged by bodies, bodies.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
In fact, there was a body stuck under it all
the time.
Speaker 10 (14:27):
But what they have said repeatedly we would have heard
moments ago, is it's a miracle nobody died. It was
an act of God that nobody died. Because what they're
saying is that this Fernando Ramirez had some trouble inside
this nightclub. They say, when it comes time to present
all the evidence, you will understand. But in the meantime,
what we will say is there were some altercations. This
(14:48):
guy leaves the club and comes back and deliberately plows
into that crowd. And this crowd was either, you know,
hanging outside the club, they were at a hot dog stand,
they were at the valet station, and then just like that,
all of them on the ground.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
And the reason he did it was because you were
thrown out of the clubs. That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
No, you know, I've been thrown out of a club before.
I didn't turned around and mow everybody down.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I just split. But you were a man of good sensibility.
Thank you, m well I got he got thrown out
of the club. Be careful. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I've been thrown out of Treasure Island in Vegas. How
about that, by the way, not at twenty five, at
fifty four, thrown out of Treasure Island. Thrown out, not
into Treasure Island, out island of Treasure Island.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
They tolerate a lot of treasure at.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Treasure Island is just a hair above Three of Spades,
which is another casino that nobody really knows about.
Speaker 10 (15:45):
Gosh, apparently Ramirez, who you may have run into at
Treasure Island. He's got a history of violent acts or
criminal acts, I should say, and so they it's not surprising.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
I suppose. Again.
Speaker 10 (15:56):
He's twenty nine, he's from San Clementy, and he could
face life in prison, thirty seven counts of attempted murder,
no doubt about it. He could go away for a
long time. So get your anger management classes and fellows,
because it's not worth it.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
I heard he's related to Richard Ramirez.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Is that true? I don't know who that is. Is
he going to call in next? My old pe teacher
said stranglers? Now, no, Richard Miure wasn't a strangler. Wasn't
he the a nightstalker? Nightstalker? That's right? Yeah, the night stalker? Yeah,
I have my right, Yeah, you have you have murder.
This guy's only twenty nine. He might be a descendant, yeah,
murder handles were confused. What is that?
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Oh that's a Oh that's a very common name.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Richard Ramirez, No Ramirez, Yeah, I guess, buddy.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I you know, when this story came on and I
looked at Initially I thought maybe ten or fifteen people had.
Speaker 10 (16:40):
Been killed and zero again a miracle they're calling it.
I mean, this was a very violent act. Thirty seven
counts of attempted murder is a very serious deal, right,
And and we talked about these yesterday. But my daughter
is nineteen, her friends were nineteen and twenty.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
They go clubbing.
Speaker 10 (16:56):
I heard you say this, and she was going to
go to that club that I heard you say. That's crazy.
But that is a twist of fate of good fortune,
I suppose.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
And how about this the nineteen year old mentality of
her friends, not her, but her friends. After they found
this out, they said, oh, do you think the club
will be closed on Saturday?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Wow? You know what they call that? I think they
call that fomo. Yeah you're missing out. Yeah I don't
think so.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Yeah, I think it's called dumbbo. Yeah that is that's
more accurate.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Jesus, it's unbelieved. But yeah, she had friends like, hey,
you think that club will be open on Saturday? I
I don't think so. I think And out of respect
that the people got injured and uh. And the fact
that they got to really make that place more secure. Yeah,
you got to walk past all the Santa Maria candles
and the y Yeah that's right.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Yeah, there's a lot of that out there. And nobody died,
which is a miracle, thank god.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Saturday night seven to nine, pel Milk's reports still banging
it out, tracking along, beating all the infomercials that were
up against it.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Were just a hot, hot ticket.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Man, buddy, you have the number one ship talk show
in America in Los Angeles, seven to nine pm in
Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
That's a big deal. It's all up from here.
Speaker 10 (18:06):
Maybe you can get to Jay to open it. I
will never get a chance to talk to Jay Leno,
you know. And now you I know he calls into
you all the time. You guys are buddies. But this
was a bit of a thrill for me, and I
feel like I screwed it up.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
You know, next time he is he does call, we'll
have him call on Saturday and tell that Potato in
the bathing sit No.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
No, no, no, no, no, don't do that.
Speaker 9 (18:25):
All right, You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand
from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Hey, Petros come on?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Can you come on? You can't come on? Petros? Hey,
can you come on for a.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
No, before we do the money or after we do it,
you're not on the air. You record that thing.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
No, we got to talk all right. Wait, we'll do
the money in a second. But Petros is here? Why
are you so pissed from Petrows?
Speaker 4 (18:53):
The money promotion and KFI and uh and I just
have blown away by it? Bye by Eric Scalar, who's
the uh, the production engineer for.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
John great guy, he's the Duke of sports, the Duke
of sports.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yeah, he's your sports guy, that's right. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
And there's a dating promotion that Kiki is one of
my favorite people around here is put together.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Wait, he's a single and he wants to date somebody single.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
And and it's on the KFI website. Gary and Shannon
are doing it. Wow. He's an attractive guy. Yeah, nice guy.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Yeah, I mean I'm sorry, No, I mean forgeles got
you know his arms and legs?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yeah it mus be nice.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Knows a lot about sports claims too.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Yeah, and what happened? Why?
Speaker 4 (19:34):
What's because are the parameters? Oh he's like, Hi, I'm
thirty one and you got to be like twenty six
to thirty two. There's like an age like, oh, you
shouldn't do that, and there's a you can't you preferably
live in the valley and you gotta expand La County only.
Why so it's like some chicks and see me right
across Box Canyon from Chatsworth and she's out, you know,
(19:58):
And what if you're like a thirty seven year.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
Old, did you have a taste for the young Jewish guys?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
And what do you call them? Beggars?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Well, he's a little bit of it, you know, you're
thirty one. Yep, you know, beggars and choosers.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
You know, we've all heard.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
And it's like Andy said, preferably Jewish, right, But it's like,
I mean, you know, well, why don't you say that
she's gotta have green eyes too?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I mean, what's the matter with you? What about the cougars?
How old is he is? He twenty one? Thirty one?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
But you're saying you'll date I'll date somebody seven years younger,
but not but only a year older?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
When you like who?
Speaker 4 (20:32):
And then the pictures he put of himself? What are
the pictures pictures of him? Alone, just standing there with
his chain out. I don't get it there.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
His waist chain. No, no, it's like a Jewish show,
like his chain cross or his star.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
David Oh, I see, okay, But yeah, I think you're
pissed because when you were thirty one, you were into
the big bone goals.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Well, when I was thirty one, I was on nderneath
a bunch of bbw's, couldn't even breathe. Hey, now I
believe I was getting married. But yes, how did you
know that I had that kind of preference?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
You told me, how did you know that about that?
Speaker 4 (21:14):
And you didn't see the movie The Royal tenenbaumb You
know how he sends a private investigator to find out
his wife's been with like every guy in the history
of the world, and they're describing all these pre marital
affairs or all these marital affairs and all these things.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
And then he goes she smokes.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
You didn't say anything about smoking, right, so she didn't
say no smokers. Smokers, But you can't live in downtown.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Yeah, you got to open yourself up.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Come on, man, if you're if you are put if
you're trying to get an AM radio show to hook
you up.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
You had better lower your god darn standards.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
And if you and if you want to get anybody
on radio on AM, you better go north.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
To about seventy five the age.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Well that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, you gotta expand.
Bro kind of twenty five year.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Old chick is like, oh, I just saw this Hungary
and shinn and let me give my tickets back for
the Bad Bunny Pumper this weekend.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
My god, how do we do?
Speaker 4 (22:23):
He got me and my friend? Oh and he also said,
no country, the hip hop really all these if you've
been at the freaking stage, coach, I don't like country either,
but it's.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
All It's all right, incredibly dukes and rocket boobs.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Brother, this guy's this guy's cutting off his nose as
fine a babe killing.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I love that you're taking up his cage so personally
right Asian chick in.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
West La, Nope, can't go. He's out of the zone.
I'm out of here any thing. Enjoy those barbecue chips.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Then I busted open the pack. He also likes that
lemon soup.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
What do you call it?
Speaker 11 (23:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
I get a random tax from Conway once every you know,
ten days of Glemono four in the morning.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
On a Tuesday. Cool right, the glamorous life of radio. Everybody,
I love it, I love it.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
You ever heard that show? That song how Soon is Now?
By the Smiths. That's a club and you want to go.
You might find someone who really loves you. But you
go and you stand on your own, and you leave
on your own, and you go home and you cry.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
And you want to die. Wow, what was the That's
why lyrics? Before you go? What was the the the
saying that you had.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
You can close your eyes, but you can't forget the past.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Now you'll have to go to sleep to night. Now
you'll have to go to sleep. Just shut your eyes
and burn the past. Burn the past. Petros, Papa bag
and Duke, he's gonna want to burn the pass radio
promotion trying to find a right good a duke.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
All right, you're the best. Petros. Oh man, that guy's unbelievable.
I love that he's picked this up so first.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
So pissed. Yeah you know at that promotion. Yeah, you know,
because he has boxed him boxed himself in. You know,
when you're when you're thirty one years old, you've got
to say you know, uh, the Northern hemisphere is uh.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
You know, is my uh my my area. I mean,
thirty one isn't so old. I don't think he's begging.
I think that, but I think in he should broads.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
You have to, like, if you're single in America, because
of the Internet, you can broaden yourself and you can
open yourself up to all fifty states, sure, you know,
and Canada and Mexico.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
You know, you can open yourself up and.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Get a long distance relationship going, then hook up and
meet and maybe fall in love.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
You never know.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
He says, hello, you take her out on a date? That, Yeah,
but I wouldn't limit it to you know, she has
to be from the valley. The valley doesn't produce a
lot of you know, I don't know a lot of
you know, twenty five year olds that meet those standards. Yeah, well,
I think twenty five year old hot women girls in
(25:18):
the valley wander out out of the valley.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
I see, you know what I mean, I think you
should just he should broaden his scope. He should.
Speaker 9 (25:25):
Yeah, you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
kf I am six forty.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
This is that Pointer Sisters thing Man Sisters are the best.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
You know, my dad opened for the Porn Sisters Caesar's
Palace for two straight months. Every night cool and they
were the They were the kindest women in the world
to him, they were the sweetest.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
They would bake stuff, they would they would cook stuff.
They always brought stuff. Uh, they had the their their
dressing room at Caesar's Palace.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
You have the the the Acts.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Their dressing room is huge, and then you have the
b Ax and that dressing room is a little smaller.
And my dad had the b Act, you know, hopening
for the Pointer Sisters. Port of visits were the hottest
group in America. God White Hot and and every single
night the Pointer Sisters had probably thirty people in their
dressing room, but it was all a list celebrities coming
(26:21):
through Vegas and partying at the Pointer Sister's dressing.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Oh that's such a cool scene. It was.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
She was everybody in that era. Oh man, it was unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Well, listen to the songs they had. I mean we
just hearned automatic all to Mack automatic. I'm so excited.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Oh yeah, so excited.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
I tall hide and I'm about to lose control.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
And I think I like it slow hand, I.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Want to slow hand, I want to love her with
an easy tug.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Is that it?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
And that's it?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
And Neutron Dance m that was a huge song. My
friend Ali Willis wrote it and I can't remember the lyric. Sorry,
no tron dance, no tron and jump oh yeah, jump for.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
My alum jump in Crozer. Did you play any that
stuff when you're a DJ? Yeah, yeah, he's so shy
song He's so shine thinking about my baby. He's so
shine that seed lead god. Yeah, I love my baby,
(27:47):
he's so shy. What did Neutron Dance sound like? Scrozer?
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Did you know that neutron dance?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Croche uhtron?
Speaker 9 (27:57):
I know it.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I just I don't want to take anymore. It was
in Beverly Hills, cop I just want to stay here,
locked behind the door.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Remember the I'm just sitting here doing a new tron dan.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
Yeah, and they also do that dime the double Dutch buzz.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
That was not them.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
I said there were car Washed.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
You know who did Carl Carwash was h Rose Royce.
I think it was the name of the band Rose Royce.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
So the reason why, reason why we're talking about the
point your Sisters.
Speaker 11 (28:31):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
There's Newtron dance, Neutron dance. Yeah, this is a great song.
Crank it up. I don't want to this is tracked
down the time to stop us get Carl the works
so hot to making its day. That's a Beverly Hills cop.
(29:05):
Now that was Stepho. No, that's it, that's Croacher.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Me live.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
I'm looking for the men stone my back and the
reds do conta. They really pumping.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
So there course the Pointer Sisters. They're gonna be live
August twenty third at Morongo.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
You're planning and going, I'm going this up. Go ahead,
crank up this last far. This is it right where
they get the Neutron dance. All right, here we go.
I'm just the Newtron dance. Yeah, I can't wait to go.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
I we should go, My my, I bet my. I've
never had this discussion with my wife, but I bet
you loved the Pointers.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
I think if it's one of those you just get
up and move, it's gonna be a fun show. Marongo.
Is that where it is?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
The Pointer Sisters are Marongo on the twenty third of August.
I love it on that go that's right around my
wife's birthday. They there is only one original Pointer sister
left by the way, right, but I think they've included
some of the daughters.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah, the daughters. Yeah, it's still a great show. I
mean that songbook is just gonna it's it's terrific. It's
just gonna really set the set the place on fire.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Granddaughter too, is also performing with them. You know how
you sell this better than sisters? The Pointer daughters and
granddaughters and granddaughters. Yeah, the Pointer family. Yeah, they did
the song fire too, didn't they Fire?
Speaker 5 (30:47):
They had so many hits.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yeah, you know, and I remember, you know, turning on
the radio and every every time you turn the radio
and it was another Pointer Sisters song.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
It was the eighties. They really rocked the eighties.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
I played I played Point Your Sister's Fire on Coast
one O three during the night of the riots and
now really wow, Wow, by choice or ex it just
was what was it was on the list.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
What malls, Mike go on the air and all everybody
bathe the curfew, don't go out. Here's the sister. It
was written by Bruce Springsteen, that song, and I think
they covered it. That's what that is?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
What a night Crosier Holy smoke. Yeah, that's a You
didn't play Billy Joels. I didn't start the fire.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
No.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
I did play Bruce Springsteen's I'm on Fire.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Now, okay, you gotta take a break. We're live on
KFI AM sixty Conway Show on demand on the iHeart
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It's k IF.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am six forty and you're listening to The Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
It is the Conway Show. Mark Thompson is here.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Everybody, please please remain seated. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I'm mumbles, yes, yes, honored to be here. Wow.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
These head tones are loud. Johnny likes it loud.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
John likes to crank it up. Tim, Yeah, that's right.
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Well let's start with the big meeting and Incino. You
know people living in Sino, especially in the hills of Encino,
which I think means oak tree in Spanish?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Is that true? Steph foosh? Oh he's eating what means
oak tree?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Isn't Sino? What means white oak or oak tree? Or
what doesn't Sino mean in Spanish? Stephos in Sino? Yeah,
actually I don't know that one. All right, Well I'll
look it up. So people living in Cino, though, these
folks up in the hills there, it means oak.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I'm really impressed that Conway new this, right, I really
impressed that you knew that.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I heard that years and years and years ago. That's
really great. I thought it was BS, but I heard it.
It means oak. Is that right? Okay, well that.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Makes sense, right, there's a lot of oak trees out there. Yeah,
people enjoying those. So, uh, these homes and Encino the
in Oak, yes, there were you know, three.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Four million dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You can't buy anything in Lake and Sino for under
four million dollars. Very few homes under four million, and
most of them are over four or five million. So
if you have a five million dollar house, you're probably
paying let me do the math, you're probably paying at
least fifty thousand dollars in property tax and probably more.
So Let's say let's say you have a five million
dollar house and you know you're not f in the
(01:42):
government on what what that sucker is worth? Uh point
two five? So you're paying sixty three thousand dollars in
taxes a year. But you're also paying for schools that
your kids don't use. You know, there's probably not a
lot of people that liveing in Sino Hills that are
as you're going.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
To public school. Sorry, it's just the way it is.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
And so you're paying a lot of money in taxes,
a lot of money in services, a lot of money
in fees, and you want your neighborhood to be protected
because you're already paying. I know a lot of people say, look,
you live in Sino, you have the money. Once you
hire a private security force to go around the you know,
around the Encino and protect you, they're already paying an
s load.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, that's right, a lot, absolutely right. Yeah. So we
have city services. That's what's provided. That's right by those taxes.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
So and Encino it's getting hot and we have another
break It was Sherman Oaks, you know, at the beginning
of the year, and then they've moved west and now
it's in Cino and their homes being broken into every
day and every night. And now it's getting scarier Mark
because they're breaking in at ten o'clock at night, when
they know your home and they know the kids are home.
(02:52):
They can hear it, they can see bicycles in the yard,
they can hear commotion in the house, and they don't
give an f they're still coming in to take your stuff.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
That's when it gets serious.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
So let's find out what happened last night in Sino
another break in.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
These residents in this community, they are terrified. They feel
like they're being targeted by a criminal enterprise, including the
residents who lived just over my shoulder here where that
former reality TV star lives. They shared surveillance video with
us of them being targeted by bandits.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Here's more.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, and then there was a meeting last night with
Da Hawkman and a couple one hundred residents of Encino.
You can't get a couple hundred residents and Zino to
go to the Hollywood Bowl for free, you know, I mean,
they don't do anything else.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
That's a sign that they are really at the end
of the rope.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Right They're angry and they're scared, and that's when they
show up at these meetings to bang on these you know,
on these people that worked for the government.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
The valance cameras at this home on Havenhurst tracking suspects
as soon as they jumped the gate entering the property
around ten pm last night.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Three people jumped over the gate and once they jumped
over the gate, they tried going through through the side.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
You see the suspects making their way from the yard
to the home looking to break in. At this point
Edwin Arijave doing get security cameras and dialing nine to
one one.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
They tried opening one of the office bedrooms that we
have in the house, and alarm went off and they
got scooped away and they left.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
You know what, But Mark, this is what sucks about,
you know, living in today's day and age. We're anywhere,
not just in Sino or in La or California, anywhere
that we all are living in our own micro prisons.
You know, we all have locked doors, we have alarm systems.
It's all the equipment that a prison has, you know,
(04:35):
to protect the prisons from other prisoners or other prisoners
from each other.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
But we are all locked in our homes now like
we're in small prisons.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, we have all of the sadly, all of the
stuff you need from the standpoint of alarms and the
standpoint of locks, your right cameras, right, I mean, essentially
we're locking the world out.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
We're not locking ourselves in.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
But your point is taken, which is that one way
or the other, you're having to build a prison complex
essentially to keep people from you know, the crazies from
getting in and trying to And it's extraordinary to me
knowing people are home that they still went through at
the break in.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, and you know what, the one on White Oak
near Rancho or I think it's Rancho, the one where
the two people were shot, you know, one from the
show you worked on America's Got Talent?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Or Oh yeah, what's well you worked on I've worked
on some money?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
So you think you can dance? What's the big thing?
American American Idol? Right, American Idol, the American Idol, so
that you know when those two got shot in the head,
that elevated it. Yeah, it's a whole new level. You know,
you can get shot in the head when you come
home and somebody's invading your house.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, that's a that's a great reminder of how the
stuff turned violent.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I mean this one they ran They ran.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Away right right before they even broke in. It's the
opposite end of the extreme they took off. All right,
here's more of the problems of Encino.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Edwin and his entire family, kids and all, all including
former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Teddy Mellencamp in
Utter Shock.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Wait, Teddy Mellencamp is John Mellencamp's daughter.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Is that right?
Speaker 8 (06:09):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
So she doesn't go by Cougar. I think Cougar is
his middle name or stage name.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yea, so it does. He doesn't go by John Cougar anymore. Yeah, no,
he isn't like that right now, No.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
He does not.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Teddy Mellencamp in utter shock, knowing what was unfolding.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Sure, well, so we were upstairs, so they came in
through the downstairs. So by the time that we are,
Nanny heard it first and by the time you know,
we came down, they were already gone.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Ariave owns a home security company, and he says it
worked to perfection.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Wow, this guy owns a home security company and they're
still breaking into his pad.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
That's wild. That's crazy.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Police arriving within minutes. The bandit's dashing off without anything,
police say.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
And I love the term bandits. Yeah, you know, it's
like nineteen oh five, right.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Right right, and they're looking for gold. Police arriving within minutes.
The bandits dashing law without anything, police say. In the
attempt at burgery, the suspects possibly got into the home
through the garage before quickly fleeing in a black bmw Ariya.
Thee says after the scare, the kids went back to
bed as if nothing happened.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Wow, what great kids, man, If that happened in my house.
I think my wife and daughter would want to move
or to be up all night or yeah, you know,
these kids went right.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Back to I tried to go back to sleep, and
Courtney would go, I can't believe you're going back to sleep.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
How can you go back to sleep?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
But it's not like, okay, honey, I'll stay up. I'll
stay up for hours just for no reason.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, we had I thought there was somebody breaking into
our house. About a year ago, there was somebody pulling
at our door, at our back door, like pulling it
like you know, you can hear it, like being pulled
and pulled and pulled. Yeah, and so you know, I
got the equipment to go deal with that, you know
what I mean? Yeah, And I get down there and
it's the effing dog. It's Ernie. There was a there
(07:55):
was a leash attached to the door, and he kept
pulling it and slamming the door.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Aren't he almost one?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
You know?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
I shoot and ask questions later.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, daddy has got a hot trigger. That's right, terrible.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, yeah, if I told her any I said, that's
the last one, man, the next one. It's the ending
scene of you know, uh, but you guys and Sundane's
kid for you enough with you.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
You know, they were able to go back to sleep
because they knew that we that the house was secured,
you know. And I think that's where the home security
is a big part of Field protected.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
So the LAPD is also investigating a second berk three
two and a half miles away on Enfield Avenue.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
But I used to live on Endfield.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I used to live on Enfield my wife at the
forty seven hundred block of Endfield for seven I can't
want to say the whole.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I'm sure that's why it's considered a higher end neighborhood
well incause of the legacy of the Conway presence.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
We were renting and we were paying. I think it
was twenty eight hundred bucks a month, which I thought
was a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
That is, I think it's a lot just looking back,
because when was that.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
It was early two thousands, two thousand and one two.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I mean, that's a lot of money it was.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah, back then, it wasn't a great house. It wasn't
a great house. Nobody break into that house, you couldn't.
It looked like, you know, like homeless people live there.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Both break ins coming week after the bodies of an
American idol executive and her husband were discovered inside their
Encino home, Please say they were shot and killed by
an intruder. Hours before the most recent burglaries, LA County
District Attorney Nathan Huckman revealed new information into the murders
during a town hall within Sino residents. The suspect, Raymond Boderian,
(09:28):
allegedly used the couple's own gun to kill them.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Oh, I didn't know that, fright.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
When we come back, we'll get more details on that
double murder and Encino. I didn't know that. Yeah, I
didn't neither. That chilling. That is unbelievable.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Michael Monks, How you Bob.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Nice to see you, dude. Yeah, it's good to see
you too. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I'm excited to be here. All right, So you're you're on.
First of all, we're on this store then Sina, we'll
get back to that. You're on the story of the
thirty people that got wiped out at the Vermont Club
on Friday.
Speaker 10 (10:07):
My goodness, it's been just a crazy slew of days
here in Los Angeles Angeles County. It is absolutely unreal.
A lot of you never get a chance to catch
your breath. Really, And all right, Jay Leno's calling. Maybe
he's got information on Encino or the people that will
run over the Vermont Club.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Put him on here.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Jay, you're on KFI. How you Bob?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
You got a breaking story for us?
Speaker 11 (10:27):
Well, I tell you about my my I caught a guy.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
In my house. Oh you did, wow? What my wife?
Speaker 11 (10:34):
My wife's sleeve and she goes, I hear noise. I
don't think it's anything. We'll go down, go down in
the kitchen, see what it is, all right. So I
got down in the kitchen and I got a monitor
on the on the kitchen counter, you know, so you
can watch the cameras if you're in the kitchen. And
I look in and I see somebody on the monitor.
(10:56):
I'm like, well, man, somebody in the kitchen. So right,
I'm right around the corner from the edge of the
counter where we have one of those you have like
a half a dozen knives, like a big bread knife
and a shot, you know, all kinds of not just
knife SUSI I grab a knife and then I let
me see. I look at him on her and this
(11:18):
guy's got a knife and I'm like, oh man. And
then I said to myself, wait a minute, I know
why I'm in my underpants? Why is this guy? And
then I waved the knife and he waves the knife.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Oh I'm looking. I'm look at myself. That's great, jay Leto.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It was.
Speaker 11 (11:45):
It was so stupid, just you have that moment of
I know why I'm why is this guy in my
house in his underpants?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
But look, that's why I don't sleep naked because if
the if anyone ever did break into the house, what
are the odds of him all so being naked?
Speaker 11 (12:02):
Yes, but once he saw you, he'd be laughing so hard.
He's probably done.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
You. All right, Jay, thanks for calling, buddy. You are
a superstar.
Speaker 11 (12:13):
No problem, gent, I'm gonna have fun.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
All right, jay Leno. That guy is great.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Man.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Love our jen Oh man, he got that's all we're
doing with him.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Yeah, Well he becomes any he opens for you.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I feel like it was a solid story. I'm gonna
be honest. You set the bar high for you, man.
That's right.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
You can call your mom and dad and said, hey,
Jay Leno opened for me.
Speaker 10 (12:33):
I guess I will Yeah. I'm sure they're listening right
now anyway, I bet they are. Should we do the news, Yeah,
let's do it. Should we have thirty people that were
hit outside of the more.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Than thirty, it was thirty six.
Speaker 10 (12:42):
In fact, this guy, fern Ando Ramirez, the La County
DA's office just announced about half an hour ago, almost
an hour ago now, thirty seven felony counts of attempted murder. Good,
thirty seven felony counts of assault with the deadly weapons.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
That Hawkman doing this. That's Hawkman doing this.
Speaker 10 (12:58):
And he appeared with the LA Police Chief, the LA
Interim Fire Chief. It was a whole crew of first responders.
Because he's crediting the first responders for saving a lot
of those lives. Eight of those people who were hit
were substantially heard, he says, suffering broken bones, the serrations.
Here's part of what Nathan Hawkman said. Anything, can we
get Leno back?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Leno reads Hawkman's statement.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
In any event, Hey, Stephos, do you have the audio?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
No? I don't think you know it.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
No, I emailed it. But you know what the problem is.
I think when we got shuffled around, because I was
going to go after Leno, but it was all very sudden.
Now I feel bad that I I give me the copy.
I do a pretty good Hawkman impression. Yeah right ahead, alright,
what was the audio on?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I'll tell you this much.
Speaker 10 (13:46):
He can make a six second sound bite one and
a half minutes long, which makes my life very difficult.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Well man accused of driving his car to a crowd
of people outside East Hollywood nightclub injuring more than three
dozen and I will charge him to the foes extent
of the law. I'm here to keep everybody safe. Fernando
Ramirez twenty nine is scheduled to be arraigned on Wednesday,
and you bet I will be there with LA's videns.
Speaker 10 (14:08):
You kind of sound like a guy reading the news
on the toilet at an off track betting site.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
And everything smells like urine.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
So this is a you know, when I saw the
car damaged, that car was damaged by bodies, bodies.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
In fact, there was a body stuck under it all
the time.
Speaker 10 (14:27):
But what they have said repeatedly we would have heard
moments ago, is it's a miracle nobody died. It was
an act of God that nobody died. Because what they're
saying is that this Fernando Ramirez had some trouble inside
this nightclub. They say, when it comes time to present
all the evidence, you will understand. But in the meantime,
what we will say is there were some altercations. This
(14:48):
guy leaves the club and comes back and deliberately plows
into that crowd. And this crowd was either, you know,
hanging outside the club, they were at a hot dog stand,
they were at the valet station, and then just like that,
all of them on the ground.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
And the reason he did it was because you were
thrown out of the clubs. That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
No, you know, I've been thrown out of a club before.
I didn't turned around and mow everybody down.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I just split. But you were a man of good sensibility.
Thank you, m well I got he got thrown out
of the club. Be careful. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I've been thrown out of Treasure Island in Vegas. How
about that, by the way, not at twenty five, at
fifty four, thrown out of Treasure Island. Thrown out, not
into Treasure Island, out island of Treasure Island.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
They tolerate a lot of treasure at.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Treasure Island is just a hair above Three of Spades,
which is another casino that nobody really knows about.
Speaker 10 (15:45):
Gosh, apparently Ramirez, who you may have run into at
Treasure Island. He's got a history of violent acts or
criminal acts, I should say, and so they it's not surprising.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
I suppose. Again.
Speaker 10 (15:56):
He's twenty nine, he's from San Clementy, and he could
face life in prison, thirty seven counts of attempted murder,
no doubt about it. He could go away for a
long time. So get your anger management classes and fellows,
because it's not worth it.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
I heard he's related to Richard Ramirez.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Is that true? I don't know who that is. Is
he going to call in next? My old pe teacher
said stranglers? Now, no, Richard Miure wasn't a strangler. Wasn't
he the a nightstalker? Nightstalker? That's right? Yeah, the night stalker? Yeah,
I have my right, Yeah, you have you have murder.
This guy's only twenty nine. He might be a descendant, yeah,
murder handles were confused. What is that?
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Oh that's a Oh that's a very common name.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Richard Ramirez, No Ramirez, Yeah, I guess, buddy.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I you know, when this story came on and I
looked at Initially I thought maybe ten or fifteen people had.
Speaker 10 (16:40):
Been killed and zero again a miracle they're calling it.
I mean, this was a very violent act. Thirty seven
counts of attempted murder is a very serious deal, right,
And and we talked about these yesterday. But my daughter
is nineteen, her friends were nineteen and twenty.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
They go clubbing.
Speaker 10 (16:56):
I heard you say this, and she was going to
go to that club that I heard you say. That's crazy.
But that is a twist of fate of good fortune,
I suppose.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
And how about this the nineteen year old mentality of
her friends, not her, but her friends. After they found
this out, they said, oh, do you think the club
will be closed on Saturday?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Wow? You know what they call that? I think they
call that fomo. Yeah you're missing out. Yeah I don't
think so.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Yeah, I think it's called dumbbo. Yeah that is that's
more accurate.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Jesus, it's unbelieved. But yeah, she had friends like, hey,
you think that club will be open on Saturday? I
I don't think so. I think And out of respect
that the people got injured and uh. And the fact
that they got to really make that place more secure. Yeah,
you got to walk past all the Santa Maria candles
and the y Yeah that's right.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Yeah, there's a lot of that out there. And nobody died,
which is a miracle, thank god.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Saturday night seven to nine, pel Milk's reports still banging
it out, tracking along, beating all the infomercials that were
up against it.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Were just a hot, hot ticket.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Man, buddy, you have the number one ship talk show
in America in Los Angeles, seven to nine pm in
Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
That's a big deal. It's all up from here.
Speaker 10 (18:06):
Maybe you can get to Jay to open it. I
will never get a chance to talk to Jay Leno,
you know. And now you I know he calls into
you all the time. You guys are buddies. But this
was a bit of a thrill for me, and I
feel like I screwed it up.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
You know, next time he is he does call, we'll
have him call on Saturday and tell that Potato in
the bathing sit No.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
No, no, no, no, no, don't do that.
Speaker 9 (18:25):
All right, You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand
from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Hey, Petros come on?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Can you come on? You can't come on? Petros? Hey,
can you come on for a.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
No, before we do the money or after we do it,
you're not on the air. You record that thing.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
No, we got to talk all right. Wait, we'll do
the money in a second. But Petros is here? Why
are you so pissed from Petrows?
Speaker 4 (18:53):
The money promotion and KFI and uh and I just
have blown away by it? Bye by Eric Scalar, who's
the uh, the production engineer for.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
John great guy, he's the Duke of sports, the Duke
of sports.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yeah, he's your sports guy, that's right. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
And there's a dating promotion that Kiki is one of
my favorite people around here is put together.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Wait, he's a single and he wants to date somebody single.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
And and it's on the KFI website. Gary and Shannon
are doing it. Wow. He's an attractive guy. Yeah, nice guy.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Yeah, I mean I'm sorry, No, I mean forgeles got
you know his arms and legs?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yeah it mus be nice.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Knows a lot about sports claims too.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Yeah, and what happened? Why?
Speaker 4 (19:34):
What's because are the parameters? Oh he's like, Hi, I'm
thirty one and you got to be like twenty six
to thirty two. There's like an age like, oh, you
shouldn't do that, and there's a you can't you preferably
live in the valley and you gotta expand La County only.
Why so it's like some chicks and see me right
across Box Canyon from Chatsworth and she's out, you know,
(19:58):
And what if you're like a thirty seven year.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
Old, did you have a taste for the young Jewish guys?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
And what do you call them? Beggars?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Well, he's a little bit of it, you know, you're
thirty one. Yep, you know, beggars and choosers.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
You know, we've all heard.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
And it's like Andy said, preferably Jewish, right, But it's like,
I mean, you know, well, why don't you say that
she's gotta have green eyes too?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I mean, what's the matter with you? What about the cougars?
How old is he is? He twenty one? Thirty one?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
But you're saying you'll date I'll date somebody seven years younger,
but not but only a year older?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
When you like who?
Speaker 4 (20:32):
And then the pictures he put of himself? What are
the pictures pictures of him? Alone, just standing there with
his chain out. I don't get it there.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
His waist chain. No, no, it's like a Jewish show,
like his chain cross or his star.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
David Oh, I see, okay, But yeah, I think you're
pissed because when you were thirty one, you were into
the big bone goals.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Well, when I was thirty one, I was on nderneath
a bunch of bbw's, couldn't even breathe. Hey, now I
believe I was getting married. But yes, how did you
know that I had that kind of preference?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
You told me, how did you know that about that?
Speaker 4 (21:14):
And you didn't see the movie The Royal tenenbaumb You
know how he sends a private investigator to find out
his wife's been with like every guy in the history
of the world, and they're describing all these pre marital
affairs or all these marital affairs and all these things.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
And then he goes she smokes.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
You didn't say anything about smoking, right, so she didn't
say no smokers. Smokers, But you can't live in downtown.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Yeah, you got to open yourself up.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Come on, man, if you're if you are put if
you're trying to get an AM radio show to hook
you up.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
You had better lower your god darn standards.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
And if you and if you want to get anybody
on radio on AM, you better go north.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
To about seventy five the age.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Well that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, you gotta expand.
Bro kind of twenty five year.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Old chick is like, oh, I just saw this Hungary
and shinn and let me give my tickets back for
the Bad Bunny Pumper this weekend.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
My god, how do we do?
Speaker 4 (22:23):
He got me and my friend? Oh and he also said,
no country, the hip hop really all these if you've
been at the freaking stage, coach, I don't like country either,
but it's.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
All It's all right, incredibly dukes and rocket boobs.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Brother, this guy's this guy's cutting off his nose as
fine a babe killing.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I love that you're taking up his cage so personally
right Asian chick in.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
West La, Nope, can't go. He's out of the zone.
I'm out of here any thing. Enjoy those barbecue chips.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Then I busted open the pack. He also likes that
lemon soup.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
What do you call it?
Speaker 11 (23:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
I get a random tax from Conway once every you know,
ten days of Glemono four in the morning.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
On a Tuesday. Cool right, the glamorous life of radio. Everybody,
I love it, I love it.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
You ever heard that show? That song how Soon is Now?
By the Smiths. That's a club and you want to go.
You might find someone who really loves you. But you
go and you stand on your own, and you leave
on your own, and you go home and you cry.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
And you want to die. Wow, what was the That's
why lyrics? Before you go? What was the the the
saying that you had.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
You can close your eyes, but you can't forget the past.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Now you'll have to go to sleep to night. Now
you'll have to go to sleep. Just shut your eyes
and burn the past. Burn the past. Petros, Papa bag
and Duke, he's gonna want to burn the pass radio
promotion trying to find a right good a duke.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
All right, you're the best. Petros. Oh man, that guy's unbelievable.
I love that he's picked this up so first.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
So pissed. Yeah you know at that promotion. Yeah, you know,
because he has boxed him boxed himself in. You know,
when you're when you're thirty one years old, you've got
to say you know, uh, the Northern hemisphere is uh.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
You know, is my uh my my area. I mean,
thirty one isn't so old. I don't think he's begging.
I think that, but I think in he should broads.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
You have to, like, if you're single in America, because
of the Internet, you can broaden yourself and you can
open yourself up to all fifty states, sure, you know,
and Canada and Mexico.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
You know, you can open yourself up and.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Get a long distance relationship going, then hook up and
meet and maybe fall in love.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
You never know.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
He says, hello, you take her out on a date? That, Yeah,
but I wouldn't limit it to you know, she has
to be from the valley. The valley doesn't produce a
lot of you know, I don't know a lot of
you know, twenty five year olds that meet those standards. Yeah, well,
I think twenty five year old hot women girls in
(25:18):
the valley wander out out of the valley.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
I see, you know what I mean, I think you
should just he should broaden his scope. He should.
Speaker 9 (25:25):
Yeah, you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
kf I am six forty.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
This is that Pointer Sisters thing Man Sisters are the best.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
You know, my dad opened for the Porn Sisters Caesar's
Palace for two straight months. Every night cool and they
were the They were the kindest women in the world
to him, they were the sweetest.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
They would bake stuff, they would they would cook stuff.
They always brought stuff. Uh, they had the their their
dressing room at Caesar's Palace.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
You have the the the Acts.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Their dressing room is huge, and then you have the
b Ax and that dressing room is a little smaller.
And my dad had the b Act, you know, hopening
for the Pointer Sisters. Port of visits were the hottest
group in America. God White Hot and and every single
night the Pointer Sisters had probably thirty people in their
dressing room, but it was all a list celebrities coming
(26:21):
through Vegas and partying at the Pointer Sister's dressing.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Oh that's such a cool scene. It was.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
She was everybody in that era. Oh man, it was unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Well, listen to the songs they had. I mean we
just hearned automatic all to Mack automatic. I'm so excited.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Oh yeah, so excited.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
I tall hide and I'm about to lose control.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
And I think I like it slow hand, I.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Want to slow hand, I want to love her with
an easy tug.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Is that it?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
And that's it?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
And Neutron Dance m that was a huge song. My
friend Ali Willis wrote it and I can't remember the lyric. Sorry,
no tron dance, no tron and jump oh yeah, jump for.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
My alum jump in Crozer. Did you play any that
stuff when you're a DJ? Yeah, yeah, he's so shy
song He's so shine thinking about my baby. He's so
shine that seed lead god. Yeah, I love my baby,
(27:47):
he's so shy. What did Neutron Dance sound like? Scrozer?
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Did you know that neutron dance?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Croche uhtron?
Speaker 9 (27:57):
I know it.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I just I don't want to take anymore. It was
in Beverly Hills, cop I just want to stay here,
locked behind the door.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Remember the I'm just sitting here doing a new tron dan.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
Yeah, and they also do that dime the double Dutch buzz.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
That was not them.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
I said there were car Washed.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
You know who did Carl Carwash was h Rose Royce.
I think it was the name of the band Rose Royce.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
So the reason why, reason why we're talking about the
point your Sisters.
Speaker 11 (28:31):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
There's Newtron dance, Neutron dance. Yeah, this is a great song.
Crank it up. I don't want to this is tracked
down the time to stop us get Carl the works
so hot to making its day. That's a Beverly Hills cop.
(29:05):
Now that was Stepho. No, that's it, that's Croacher.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Me live.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
I'm looking for the men stone my back and the
reds do conta. They really pumping.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
So there course the Pointer Sisters. They're gonna be live
August twenty third at Morongo.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
You're planning and going, I'm going this up. Go ahead,
crank up this last far. This is it right where
they get the Neutron dance. All right, here we go.
I'm just the Newtron dance. Yeah, I can't wait to go.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
I we should go, My my, I bet my. I've
never had this discussion with my wife, but I bet
you loved the Pointers.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
I think if it's one of those you just get
up and move, it's gonna be a fun show. Marongo.
Is that where it is?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
The Pointer Sisters are Marongo on the twenty third of August.
I love it on that go that's right around my
wife's birthday. They there is only one original Pointer sister
left by the way, right, but I think they've included
some of the daughters.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah, the daughters. Yeah, it's still a great show. I
mean that songbook is just gonna it's it's terrific. It's
just gonna really set the set the place on fire.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Granddaughter too, is also performing with them. You know how
you sell this better than sisters? The Pointer daughters and
granddaughters and granddaughters. Yeah, the Pointer family. Yeah, they did
the song fire too, didn't they Fire?
Speaker 5 (30:47):
They had so many hits.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yeah, you know, and I remember, you know, turning on
the radio and every every time you turn the radio
and it was another Pointer Sisters song.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
It was the eighties. They really rocked the eighties.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
I played I played Point Your Sister's Fire on Coast
one O three during the night of the riots and
now really wow, Wow, by choice or ex it just
was what was it was on the list.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
What malls, Mike go on the air and all everybody
bathe the curfew, don't go out. Here's the sister. It
was written by Bruce Springsteen, that song, and I think
they covered it. That's what that is?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
What a night Crosier Holy smoke. Yeah, that's a You
didn't play Billy Joels. I didn't start the fire.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
No.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
I did play Bruce Springsteen's I'm on Fire.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Now, okay, you gotta take a break. We're live on
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