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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KFI AM six forty and you're listening to The
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. It is
the Conway Show. It is Thursday. A lot of people
will be taking tonight off, tomorrow off and getting out there.
It's been a really tough winter for a lot of
people here in Southern California. It started just after January
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with the fires. Then we had the floods, and it
didn't really ever come together. It was just a real
horrible time in Southern California. And we're just starting to
breathe again and get out of it from under this mess.
But a lot of people are still, you know, walking
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into walls, trying to figure out what to do, what
to do? You know, do you rebuilding Altadena? Do you
rebuild in Pacific Palisades or Malibu? And if you do,
do you want to live around a construction site for
the next five years? If you're in your sixties or seventies,
you want to spend the last five ten years of
your life listening to trucks and hammers day in and
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day out. But if you move to another community, are
you too old to get invested in that community? You know,
when you're seventy years old and you move to another community.
You know, you have to figure out where everything is.
Where's my cleaners, Where's you know, my restaurants? You know,
how do I get the back way home from wherever
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I am? The neighbors all have been living there for
twenty or thirty forty years, so it's hard to crack that.
You know, when you move into a neighborhood, it's hard
to get in tune with the new neighbors or your
new neighbors, because you're the new guy, and so you
have to be on your best behavior for a long
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time until you you know, you're get ingrained in that neighborhood.
Then you can be an idiot, you know. I speaking
of that. My wife last night. She was she always
she always does this. She sits out on the porch
and she looks at people. You know, she she's like
missus Kravitz. She sits on the porch at least ten
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fifteen times a day and she stares, she looks, She
scans the neighborhood. What's coming in, what's leaving? Who's that?
Who's this guy? What's that guy doing. I haven't seen
that car lately. I don't know that car. She and
makes sure that we're all that she knows who's in
the neighborhood and who's not. And so I heard her
talking like at eleven thirty last night, and it was loud,
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loud outside, and I walked outside and how's going on?
And she goes, oh, this is the neighbor down the street.
And she was talking to the neighbor at eleven thirty
but loud, and I'm like, wow, man, oh man, good thing.
We're not brand new in this neighborhood. You know, they
think we're nuts. But I don't know how long you
have to live in a neighborhood to get the feel
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of the land. Krausher, how long you've been living in
your new house, in that house you're in right now?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
September twenty nineteen. All right, so you've been there for
six years? Coming up on you, coming up six years?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah? Do you feel still feel like you're the new guy?
Are there? Most of the people have been living there
longer than six years? Well, Jen was in there originally, Okay, kids, okay,
Oh that made it easier then.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, And we've done so much work on the interior
next area of the house that it's it's almost a
completely different house at this point.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
So yeah, but what about the neighbors. I mean, you
know the neighbors and they're pretty cool on inside of us.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, we know them. The other one we don't really
know at all.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah. Are you fighting with any neighbors?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, my wife got into.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
That really Yeah, right next door?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Not this house? Oh okay, not this.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Is that what the loud talking was last.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
No, No, she's she doesn't fight with anybody in this
new neighborhood.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Oh talk.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
She knows everybody. She knows the people across the street,
she knows the woman who lives next door to them.
She knows our neighbor, she knows the neighbors in the back.
She knows the politics of everybody in the neighborhood. She'll
tell you who voted for who I got voted for, Harris,
These are Trump people, that's a Harris guys.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Are these assumptions or is she these based on conversations
she's had with them.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Locked off? Locked off? So she really is like Gladys Kravitz.
Yes she is, and she's proud of that too. And she,
you know, scans the neighborhood. She's out there she gets
out there and she talks to.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Everybody, and you clean it up.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
That's right, right, Yeah, I get in there. Hey, that's enough,
that's enough. It's eleven thirty at night.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I'm in the trash in the alley. But that too,
you verbally and physically clean it up.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I physically clean up every Sunday, at least every Sunday,
sometimes also on like a Wednesday, on trash day. But
I will take a big trash bag, one of those
thirty gallon trash bags, and I'll walk the neighborhood. I'll
walk all the way down to our the main street,
to the restaurant that we that were near. I'll walk,
you know, down our street and picking up up trash.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I did that this morning.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I do it all the time.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
And last night you and I were walking out, we're
in the garage.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
We're like good night, good night, and then I hear
Conway go it's trash night.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
That's right. That's a big deal to me. It's like
the it's like the rebirth of our house.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
You know.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, it's a reset, that's right. Yeah, everything's clean and
start fresh.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
That Nate for forgets. He does a funny run on
how he missed trash night one night in his house
and he has like a big family and you know,
had friends over and stuff. So they had all their
cans were full, and he forgot to put him out
and he said for the next week when he had
friends over. He goes, hey, buddy, you got to come over,
but when you leave, you got to put your trash
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in your pocket. Take a dress with you. We have
no more room, man, we're maxed out here. Yeah you
got pizza, but you got to take that box home
with you. We have nothing. We don't where to put it,
no where to put it. But if you ever missed
a trash day, it's really it's really you know, it's upsetting,
it's trying on your house for the next week.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
It is you know, you have no idea what to
do it moving. You got to keep it moving, right.
And here's something I do, Bellio, I've never talked you
about this. I bet you do the same thing. I'm
one hundred percent you sure you do the same thing.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
If we have let's say we have a dinner on
Friday and the leftovers are now it's a Monday, yeah,
and the leftovers are you know, you can start to
smell the leftovers in the fridge. Yeah, you know what
I do. I put them in a ziplock bag and
into the freezer, and then freezer. On Wednesday, I put
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them in the trash so they don't smell in the
trash can alway. Oh interesting, it's an idea. Not where
I thought you were going with it. Okay, I freeze,
see like Trae, I freeze trash.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
I take the leftovers and put them in hour containers
and get rid of the containers that came in so
they can go.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Okay, all right, Okay, I get that. I never put
anything down. You know before I talked to this plumber
years ago Maype and Dean I talked to as well
about this. But I used to put everything down, the garbage.
I used to put everything. Oh I knew where I
learned this. Frum my wife's aunt Cheryl. I was up
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at their house for Thanksgiving and I was shoving celery
and carrots. I put everything. It's just a grinder for me,
and she goes, what are you doing. I go, everything
goes down. She goes, no, No, we don't put anything down.
Yeah we don't either, And I said, well I do,
because I know you're not at our house. We don't
do that. I said, okay, well I'm doing it. I said,
step aside. We're still doing it.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Don't you have the little little nets or the little drains.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah, but I thought those were for the birds. No,
your pipes, I know, but now I understand. You're not
supposed to put anything to other You know, in Europe
they don't even have garbage disposals.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I wouldn't like that.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
They don't have them at all because people got used to,
you know, grinding up everything and it clogged up the pipes,
the grease, and yes, exactly, I don't put anything down.
Everything everything garbage. And I take the trash cans from
you know, there's a I live on an alley and
there's a business and they always forget their trash cans.
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I always forget put them out, and they have like
six of them, and I'll take theirs and put theirs
out for them every Wednesday, and then I bring their
cans back in for them on Thursday. With the the
one agreement that I have with the guy who owns
a building, I'll put your trash out, I'll bring them
back if you forget. I don't mind doing that I'm
out there anyway. But I can use any of those
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cans anytime I'm full, and you have that agreement. I
have that agreement. I have that. I have that oral
agreement with this man. He said, buddy, he goes. You
can do whatever you want. You can take any trash
cans in or out, you can go through them. You
can take the recycles. No, no, no, no no, Sweeter,
I'm not there. I'm not going through your trash to
recycle your crap. I'm just saying, if my black can
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is full, I'm using your black can. My trash is
going in your can.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
All right, get out to Bravery Brewery. Go see John
and Ken. I mean the Gary and Shannon, Gary and Shannon.
Sorry sorry, stephansh I I was reading something else. Gary
and Shannon will be there tomorrow. Are you gonna go? Stephans?
You should go. I can't go. I gotta be here.
Speaker 9 (09:34):
No.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
From what time do you get here?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I'll go?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh okay, I just heard that Bellio's going right.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Yeah, that means I won't be here, Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah, that's fine, okay, I mean you'll be here at four? No,
I won't, Yeah, because nine am till one. It closes
at one. They shut it down at one.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
But I'm gonna want to say.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Goodbye, I know, till one thirty.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Maybe have some lunch till.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
You'll be here three. I can't make it. Plus I
don't go up to like ten.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
They're taping their podcast after stay for their Weekend Fix.
Oh they have a podcast, Yeah, the Weekend Fix.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Is that right? Yeah, we should do that. We should
just put theirs on ours, like, hey, here's our podcast
and Gary Shannon rename it.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Let's try that.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
It's yeah, it's it's BELLYO and Conway and we'll just
use their podcast and it's called the Conway and Bellio podcast.
We're doing that. We're doing that, and they can get
credit for the numbers. I don't care I could care less,
but we're doing that. The Belly and Conway podcast is
going to be the Gary and Shannon podcast renamed okay,
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and and that will take a seconds to do and
then we'll put it out there. Yeah, that'd be great.
And we'll have to go through the podcast to take
out Gary and Shannon's names. And stick ours. It's too
much work. It's already too much work. I'm out, all right.
Go to Bravery Brewery tomorrow nine am until one pm.
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It's at whereas at Lancaster four two seven oh five
eighth Street West, and it's Bravery Brewery Memorial Day weekend.
You owe it to them. Get on out there, and
I enjoy that.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Do we have fun? Are we doing Dean today?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
No, he's on vacation this weekend.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Not today.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
Damn.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
It looks like you're gonna have to do a little
extra work.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I got nothing. Yeah, we know, depending on Dean. All right,
let's talk about Target, one of my favorite stores in
the world. I love Target. I was there the other night.
I enjoy it. I like seasonal. That's the only place
at Target that changes everything else that is the same.
I like seasonal.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
On the cusp of one of the biggest sale weekends
of the year, shoppers are paying attention to prices.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
That's right, I'm one of them.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Ogee, when did this cheese become twelve dollars?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
On Wednesday? Target reported weaker sales in its first quarter.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Not by me, not for me.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
I've been study, but it is not raising prices just yet.
Amazon's CEO also revealing the company hasn't quote seen any
meaningful average selling price increases, and he says consumers keep spending.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I'm through wall of mark.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
I'm looking for a breeding pull up for Why are
the pull up thirty dollars?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, I'm with her. Why are baby pull ups thirty dollars?
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Amazon and Targets announcements.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Because it's worth it, and what else you gonna do
clean up your baby's s all over the house all day?
It could ruin furniture, carpet. It's a mess.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Amazon and Targets announcements coming after the nation's largest retailer, Walmart,
says it's been forced to raise some costs for customers
as soon as this month.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
We're wired to keep prices low for customers.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
That's true. Walmart is very inexpensive on almost anything they offer.
It's a good deal, but the level of tariffs that
have been proposed is pretty challenging for all retailers for suppliers.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
And as some retailers brace for tariffs to hit, NBC
News has learned that Nike will hike prices on select
footwear and apparel, but nothing under one hundred dollars. Nike
saying in a statement, we regularly evaluate our business and
make pricing adjustments as part of our seasonal planning.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Memorial Day savings start now, but just.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
As the Memorial Day weekend sales begin. Some good news
from Home improvement Giant Home Depot, vowing to keep prices
steady despite rising costs from tariffs.
Speaker 10 (13:43):
We don't see broad day price increases for our customers.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
At all going forward.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
That's good, that's great. I've not seen a lot of
the tariff hype and the tariff scare, and the price
increases almost anywhere. I don't see it anywhere nowhere. I
go out almost every day.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Somewhere a strategy that could benefit business.
Speaker 11 (14:04):
If you have the same products are very similar for
lower prices, it'd be hard for consumer to justify going
somewhere else.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Coca Cola says it's sticking to current pricing plans for
the year, and Apple says it's moving production for iPhones
sold in the US from China to India to offset costs,
signs that companies want to stay on consumers good side.
Speaker 11 (14:24):
Companies always want to do what's best for the consumer. Frankly,
because at the end of the day. It also is
what's best for them.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, okay, let's talk about LA Fleetweek. That's a really
cool thing down in San Pedro and Long Beach Fleet Weeks.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Is one of four vessels in sam Pedro in our
area for LA Fleet Week twenty twenty five, the USS
Harper's Ferry. Let us show you her glorious arrival here
in sam Pedro. As you see in those areas aerials
courtesy the US Navy, it's quite impressive and people in
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the neighborhood and some people drove down from northern California
wanting to know and see this ship after hearing.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
That it was going to arrive.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
This is an active duty ship, so it's important that
we have the opportunity to speak to Commander Frank mcquittie.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
He is the commander of the U S. S.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Harpruce Ferry. Thank you, Sarah. Thanks the name of the
ship Harper's Ferry, S harp Bruce Ferry. Thank you, Sarah,
Thank you for your servant.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
Thank you for having us. The Harper's Ferry is excited
to be here, to be involved with the community of
Los Angeles and San Pedro and excited to get out
in town. And meet everyone and show what the navy's
all about.
Speaker 12 (15:37):
We can.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Well, if it's called a ferry, it must be a
landing ship. Then it must be you know, shuttling equipment
to and from, you know, different countries.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
But is it a fair It's.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Named after the Hosturgeon town of Harper's Ferry. The town
played an important role during the Civil War due to
the presence of the US arsenal there.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
It was an abolition this raid, that famous one that
took place there.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Well, I bet I bet. Still though, if they called
it the Harper's Ferry, it's probably a ship that is
ferrying things back and forth. I think that it might be.
Both might be.
Speaker 9 (16:15):
We can carry four hundred sailors and four hundred marines.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Oh, here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 9 (16:22):
We can carry four hundred sailors and four hundred marines.
Deliver those marines ashore wherever they need to go, but also.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Then go That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
It's an amphibious dock landing ship.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
That's what it is. It's a ferry, it is it's
ferrying things back and forth.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Then any isn't any ship a ferry If that's an
aircraft carrier is not a ferry, doesn't It doesn't ferry people.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
How dare you? This is their sole job of Harper's
ferry is to bring equipment for other soldiers to use
and bring in soldiers. Most ships are for you know
or like an aircraft carrier is not a ferry ship
like a supply ship. And the ferry ship is supplying
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the Navy, Air Force, Army, Marines, Coast Guard. It brings
in equipment, That's what I'm telling.
Speaker 9 (17:14):
Deliver those marines ashore wherever they need to go. But
also we can provide much needed assistance for humanitarian needs
or disaster relief.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
So there it is, there it is. It's a supply ship.
Speaker 9 (17:26):
Very versatile mission set that we can provide the Navy
in the world to help out.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
That's right, it's a naval assist ship. Nothing wrong with that.
I'm just telling you that's what they do.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Well.
Speaker 9 (17:37):
We can carry every type of marine aircraft outside of
the F thirty five Joint Strike Fighter, and we also
take in small vessels inside of our well deck. That
includes the landing craft, air cushion or hovercraft what most
people would know it as, and other small vessels to
be able to deliver those marines ashore and deliver whatever
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materials need to go. It's very busy, but I'd like
to trust everyone beneath me, and.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
I'd like to see this. I'd like to see the
Harper's ferry.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
It's a very interesting dynamic. You have eighteen year old
adults coming into the Navy, very fresh out of boot camp,
and being able to trust them to handle lines, drive
the ship, and all kinds.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Of other Wait a minute, the eighteen year olds are doing.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
What handle lines? Drive the ship?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
They're driving the ship at eighteen. I doubt that.
Speaker 9 (18:34):
Drive the ship and all kinds of other jobs that
they do on board.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, I'd like to see the eighteen year old that's
at the helm of that ship. That is not happening.
You might be able to touch the wheel, you know,
when they're in the middle of the ocean for eight seconds.
But he's not pulling it into harbor. He's not pulling
it into doc. He does not that kind of experience.
He's eighteen. All right, we're live on cap But flee
Weeek is great. It's done in Sampete Long Beach area.
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Get on down there, man. These ships are spectacular. Now,
I might go down there. I might slide down there
and take a look at them. I like to see that.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
You have been a weekend.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah, you've been down there.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I wouldn't go this.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, flee week Yeah, weekend, get out of here. Come on, croach,
I'll pick you up. Well, we'll ahead on down there.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
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that Tom Jones singing that song It's Sure Page on
guitar from the Wow? Yeah? And you saw him in concert? Crows?
Speaker 10 (19:44):
I did?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
You were dating some of the actor's daughter. Huh w
you're dating a famous actor singer's daughter.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I was not dating. We were there in a business trip, Crows.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
It was a Crows girl.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
No, not that one. No, man, it's hard to keep
him a That was hard Mel's daughter. We had a
working relationship, like brother and sister born on the same day.
Actually is that right?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Same year?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yeah, and her twin brother as well.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Really same hospital. Okay, you know it's really weird. I
have a friend of mine, Steve Myers. He was born
a day after me, and we discovered we didn't know
each other until seventh grade or eighth grade, and we
met in the valley. But we also discovered we were
born a day apart, in the same hospital, in the
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same wing, the same aerad like we knew each other
when we were a day old.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
I've met so many people in my life that had
the exact same birthday, not necessarily the year, but that's because,
you know why, it's the end of July. It's like
everybody was getting down on Thanksgiving. Everybody was a kung
fu fighting on Thanksgiving Day.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
My sister is born on your birthday. Oh see, there
you go, July thirtieth, right, Yes, sir, you know that
jay Leno has a great story. May we mentioned his name?
He'll phone us up. He hasn't called us them. Well,
jay Leno, it's been a minute. Yeah. So he all
the women he's ever seriously dated or I don't know
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how long many. I think he's only been married engaged once,
but seriously dated, they've all been born on the same day. No, yeah,
I think it's like September fourteenth, or's it's sometime in September.
But he was with out on a date with his wife.
Is it maze Mavis? And on the second date with
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his wife, he said, let me guess something about you.
Your birthday is September fourteenth, And she said, how'd you know?
He goes every woman I've ever been involved with, her
birthday is September fourteenth. I wonder how much that place
into the whole astrological thing.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Is that just a line he uses I find out
that birthday?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Probably, I would bet. So you know, what's your line? Bellio?
When you meet guys, what did you lie about? Everybody
always lies about them? So did you lie about how
much of the Lakers were paying you?
Speaker 3 (22:03):
I never said anything.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
But if he, you know, made that assumption, I didn't
correct it.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Really Yeah, wait a minute, is that true too? So
so when John, when you were working for the Lakers,
and John was a big sports fan, he listened to
a five seventy.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
The loose Cannons on Calsa.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Okay, when they were auctioning.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
You off, I wasn't auctioned off.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Well, Petro said, you were raffled off. Raffled off.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Much better.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
It was a win that date with.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Me contest, all right, and it came down to two guys. Yeah,
we narrowed it down to two.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
What was the other guy like?
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Well, he was really nice.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
You ever a thinking about him all the time? But
John thinks about him too?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Why not him?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I wish that would have Hey, come on, I know
it's mean, right, it's mean. Yeah, it's funny, but it's
mean funny. Yeah, it's both the double double double up. Yeah,
it's a ding dog. But that's uh. Everybody always lies,
you know, when they go out. I think I told
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some lies when I started dating. I think I said
I I think I made more out of my hockey
career at Bowling Green that I probably even.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Had a career. What a hockey career.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I think I may have embellished that. Well, let me
tell you the real story, and I'll tell you, Okay,
I'll tell you what I would tell women. I would say, Yeah,
you know, I played hockey at Burbank when I was younger,
which is true. I played ice hockey, and then I
went on and I tried out for my college team,
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which is true, and I played. I didn't play much
for them, you know, mostly in practices and was on
the bench and never really you know, got into an
important game, which is not true. The truth is I
went to try out for Bowling Green for the hockey team,
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and they had all their players, and their players were great.
They were always like nationally ranked, like top ten always
in bowling Green, and but I wanted to try out,
you know, see what what I what could happen? So
I go to tryout. I have my equipment with me.
I brought my skates from LA And before I put
my equipment on, the coach comes saying goes, hey, how
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you doing. There's like thirty guys in there, and we're
all going to try out for the team. And he
looks around and he goes, hey, this is a really
good team. I want you to know it's going to
be almost impossible for any of you to make it,
but I'd like to see what you have out there
except you, you, you, you, and you I. We're not
even going to You're not even going to try out.
Thanks for coming. Yeah, And that was me, one of
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them was me.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
That had to be so heart break and I'm like, wait.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Wait, wait, wait, wait, why I don't get a try out?
He goes, no, you don't have. I can look at
you and realize you don't have what it takes to
play on this team. I said, God, And so I
went to play for Michigan instead. And I want a championship?
What about that? Oh, that's right? And we beat We
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beatling bowling, Green North Dakota and Boston College on the
way to that championship. That was the lie that a
lot of women got. They got that.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
What I find funny is that you think women care
at all about any of that.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
If you had a lie, you should have chose something else,
because they're like, so, who cares?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I once got called out on a lie. I said
I was. I said I was a theater guy and
and the I was on a date And she said,
oh what what uh before? What plays have you been
and what musicals? I said, Oh, I was. I was
the lead in Sweeney Todd. And she goes, oh, she goes, oh,
(26:01):
Sweeney Todd is great. She goes, where did you Where'd
you perform in Sweeney Todd? I said at the Sugar
un Falls little theater. And she goes, really, that seems
like a big cast for a little theater. How big
was the cast? I said, there was eight of us.
And she said, you did Sweeney Todd with eight actors
And I said yeah, And she goes, and you were
Sweeney Todd. I said, yeah, I was Sweeney Todd and
(26:23):
the other people were, you know, also in the musical Filled.
She goes, I'd love to have seen that Sweeney Todd
with eight people. She has, Tim, that's a two hundred
first person cast. That's not too eight people said all right,
let me miss Yeah, let me just wear I'm just
trying to get that fon due, you know. Fund I'm
(26:46):
just waiting for the I was at Hamlet, a Hamburger Hamlet.
That's what the fondue. I don't really care what I'm
talking about. All Right, we gotta take a break here,
Welcome back. Don't forget Gary paid me a hundred bucks
to keep doing this. So Friday Tomorrow, nine am to
one pm, Gary and Shannon's remote broadcast their first news
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and bruis of the year of the twenty twenty five season.
That'll be out there tomorrow Bravery Brewery. And don't I've
didn't ask this guy for permission to say this on
the air, but somebody who is very popular talk show
host on this station said, he's going to be there tomorrow.
(27:26):
So let's figure out who that is. He's not on this,
he's not on the Who Gary is that Carriey? No,
it's not Gary, it's not Shannon. They're not going. But
but somebody used to be on the station is going
tomorrow and used to be used to be on the station. Yeah,
no longer on the station. Used to be on the
station and is going to the remote tomorrow. I'll give
(27:49):
you a hint. It was a very popular weekend show.
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (27:54):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
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Speaker 1 (28:01):
If you have a gas powered car. California plans to
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that could soon hit a dead end. So California's plan
to ban gas powered vehicles by twenty thirty five could
be hitting a dead end by next week. The US
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not increasing slowing. Brian mass Who's president of the California
New Car Dealers Association, as the US Senate seeks to
end California's one percent zero admission new vehicle salesman date
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here if you want to have lunch with me, I
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you go? All right, belly O. I know that that
you are a well traveled woman. You like to get
out there, but you're not a Memorial Day I don't
ever remember you being a Memorial Day traveler.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
No, I am a Memorial Day stay home.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
You sleep in a Memorial Day. I heard you do that. Well,
what's sleeping into you? Nine?
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Like eight?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Oh my god? Really?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Is that right? Wow?
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Is that later?
Speaker 10 (30:53):
Early?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Very very early?
Speaker 9 (30:55):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
You don't come till come to till about noon.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
I get up at seven. My daughter goes off to work.
I usually like to say goodbye to her, and then
I look at the internet for two or three hours,
and I crashed for a little while, and then I'm
back up.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
It's a weird schedule, it really is.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
It's odd. Okay, all right, okay, I don't need that.
All right. The lottery scratcher, a man wins a ton
of money. I would love to be able to do this,
but he won.
Speaker 10 (31:26):
I didn't, and Van Eyes a scratcher is paying off.
We've just learned a scratcher ticket worth fifteen million dollars
was sold at a seven eleven on the corner of
Oxnard Street and Woodman Avenue back in February. I've been
to that seven eleven. There's a yeah, I get subway sandwich.
Is there for my kids? I wish I bought that ticket.
California Lottery says Israel Martin Rodriguez bought the winning scratcher.
(31:47):
The store gets a seventy five thousand dollars bonus. The
celebratory Scratchers game, released in January, marks the fortieth anniversary
of the lottery. Prizes range from forty dollars to fifteen million,
overall odds of winning less than one in three.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Okay, I'm interested in the guy who won fifteen million
dollars on a scratch off. I like that, but I
think I'm more interested in running into Mark Brown at
Oxnard where'd he say? Oxnard and Woodman?
Speaker 10 (32:15):
Sold at a seven eleven on the corner of ox
Nard Street and Woodman Avenue.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Ox Start and Woodman. That's where Baroni's Pizza is out there,
Oxnart and Woodman. Maybe he's a big fan of Baroni's.
Maybe he lives out there. Mark Brown with ABC News.
I know there's a subway there, there's a gas station
across the street. Then there's a Baroni's Pizza. That's a
good corner. That's a good corner, a lot of tasty
treats in that corner.
Speaker 10 (32:39):
Sold at a seven eleven on the corner of ox
Nard Street and Woodman Avenue.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
There you go. So I'll go out and see uh
Mark Brown, thin dog with that guy? All right, Vitamin
D can help slow down your biological clock, Sunshine everybody.
Speaker 12 (32:54):
This was not a study about vitamin D and aesthetics
in terms of aging, but rather about biological aging and
so what this worked did. It built on prior research
from the same group of people who found that vitamin
D supplementation lowered the risk of advanced cancer as well
as autoimmune diseases, and in effort to figure out why
(33:14):
they decided to study something called our telomeres. You never
thought you needed to know about this, but it's really
kind of cool. It's called a tilomer.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
These are the tilomere. I have no idea what that is.
Speaker 12 (33:25):
A tilomere tilomeror these are the genetic sequences that are
at the very very tips of the chromosomes, and they
keep your chromosome stable. As we get older, your telomeres shortened.
That's a normal part of aging, and it's actually considered
like a surrogate for aging. What they found was vitamin
D supplementation slowed the shortening of these telomeres, which basically
translated into shaving off three years of your biological age.
(33:50):
I know, it's kind of like trying to understand how
vitamin D could actually, you know, like cause this aging benefit.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Okay, so vitamin D supplement could add three to the
end of your life. We're talking men and women, right,
men and women. Sure, it's a good idea. Get the
vitamin D. Stand that line, all right. Moe Kelly's coming
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