September 24, 2025 • 34 mins
A Dallas ICE facility was shot up by 29-year-old Joshua Jahn, who ended up killing two detained migrants and injuring a third. He indiscriminately fired from a neighboring rooftop and was targeting ICE agents, none of whom were harmed. Jahn then fatally turned the gun on himself. Burglars like to look for an open bathroom window as their preferred method of breaking into a home. They also don’t necessarily prefer to do the breaking and entering at nighttime, but during the early evening. Plus, they’re mostly looking for jewelry and cash, anything easy to carry. The Harlem Globetrotters are coming to Cali next January and February! They’ve played over 27,000 games!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, you're listening to the Conway Show on demand on
the iHeartRadio pad. The guy that's shot at the ICE facility,
he thought, I imagine that there were ICE agents in
that van and he was looking to kill immigration agents.
Turned out he missed and he killed somebody who was
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being detained and for to get thrown out of the country.
And how about that guy's life. He's in the country,
enjoying himself, he gets picked up and then he gets
shot by somebody who hates Ice.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
What are the odds of that?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
But there's a lot of violence in this country. Again,
if you or your family, if you're not a victim
of violence or crime or people ripping you off or
hitting run every day that goes by in this country,
where you're not affected by violence, you should thank your
lucky stars because.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
All it's a lot of luck.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
A lot of it is luck that you're not you know,
you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, and
it can happen to anybody. And it happened in Dallas.
It was a major, major story. We have people shooting
high power, high caliber guns at immigration agents in this country,
guys that are just doing their job. If if you
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don't like what they're doing. That has to be changed
through Congress. They're just doing their jobs. That's what they're
getting paid to do their jobs. And today they were
fired on. And this country is getting radically violent, and
I don't know where it stops. I don't know if
it can stop. I don't know. But this happened today
(01:40):
is a horrible story.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
It is a twenty nine year old Joshua John. We
are told still trying to find out more information, but
that confirmed through multiple law enforcement sources to NBC News again,
twenty nine year old Joshua John. We don't know anything
about a criminal background. That's something we're going to have
to develop as this continues to unfold. We can tell
you that the Department of Homeland Security has said that
(02:02):
the shots were fired indiscriminately at the building by John
from a nearby rooftop.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
He was firing at the ice.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Building and sprayed that facility. One of the witnesses says
there was as many as twenty shots fired and during
that time he hit a van as well as the
detainees that were being moved from that van. We know
that three of the detainees were hit.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Two of them have died.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
The third in critical condition right now at a Dallas hospital.
No law enforcement was hit during the attack, and then
the guvernment, of course turned the weapon on himself. They're
continuing to investigate exactly what's going on. As you could
see behind me, Vicky, this area is still locked down
and will be for quite some time. Law enforcement from
multiple federal agencies as well as Dallas police on the
(02:49):
ground is a part of this investigation. We do hear
that it was a targeted investigation that from the FBI
on the ground here saying that this shooter was at
the time targeting Ice.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Jay, give us a sense of what happens at this
ICE facility, who's coming, who's going, and give us more
of some contacts, really, because there was a recent bomb
threat also against ICE agents at this particular building.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah. Absolutely, it was just about a month ago that
there was a bomb threat called into this ICE facility.
The person who called that and was arrested. I can
tell you that it's a field office, so it's not
a detention center. It's not where people stay behind bars.
It's a place where they are processed and moved through.
And that's apparently what was happening this morning that these
three men had been arrested. They were being moved inside
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the office when the shots were fired. It's also a
place where people do routine checks. They have to check
in with ICE. Immigrants have to go there as part
of their moving forward towards citizenship, and so that was
happening this morning as well. In fact, we heard from
someone who was there just for that cause she had
dropped off her husband. She was in the car with
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her nine year old when the shots were fired. She
tells us that they dove underneath the car and the
shots continued to ring out.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
She was then.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Approached by a Dallas police officer who grabbed her and
moved the family inside the ICE facility, where there was
apparently chaos. Everyone inside there ducking down behind a desk
and trying to protect themselves as best they could. But
this is this is a field office, so it's where
those meetings take place every day, VICKI. It's a spot
where they're not holding anyone, but everyone comes through.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It's getting crazy out there. Charlie Kirk murdered, assassinated. It
was two weeks ago today did that happened? And then
that older lunatic who shot up ABC Channel ten in
Sacramento or Fresno. I think it was Sacramento. And now
you get this guy, and it's it. It is not good.
(04:47):
It is not good. This country is seeing a tremendous
amount of violence, and I don't know what the where
the endgame is.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I don't know whether it gets better and everything calms
down or this explodes. And I think one of the
only saving graces here is that this didn't happen in
late May or early June, because a really hot summer
could really set a lot of people off. So we're
getting into winter. Fall is here. Then we're getting into winter.
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We've got Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanka Kwan's, We've.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Got all the New Year's.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
We've got all these holidays where it's not a real
busy time for violence. Violence usually happens in the summer,
and you ask anybody in LAPD with any kind of
you know, history or background, or any veteran of LAPD,
and they'll all tell you that you're most likely to
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be a victim of crime on a Saturday night at
nine o'clock during the summer. They've they whittled it all
down to almost an exact hour between eight and ten,
right around nine o'clock on a Saturday night in a
city in the United States of America, that's when you're
most likely to be a victim of violence or crime.
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So hopefully we're going to get into some cooler temperatures,
maybe some cooler heads, and a lot of it is
will end. But who knows, who knows. It's a very
violent time in this country. All right, When we come back,
we have how burglars get into your home to burglarize
your home. There are some keys that they use, some
(06:30):
things that they use to get inside your home. So
there's a great warning for you. There's a great tool
to try to help protect you and your family. When
we come back, we'll tell you how burglars get into
your home and burglarize you.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
We all think that we are going to be a
victim of either a home invasion or your house is
going to be burglarized. It happens all the time in
the San Fernando Valley, mostly Studio City, sureman Oaks, Tarzana
and seeing a woodland hills that's where a lot of
the money is that's where people are big, expensive homes and.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
They are.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Easy targets to have a guy come up, get into
the uture house, take all your crap, and take off
in less than three minutes. And so this guy talked
to a career criminal on what they look for. And
I think we could learn a lot of lessons here
on how to protect your house. I'll bet you can
pick up two or three tips in the next ten
(07:32):
minutes how to protect your family and your home from
being burglarized. So listen, carefully, take some mental notes, and
you are going your house is gonna be safer tonight
because of this segment. I guarantee you you'll learn something here.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Burglars get into.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
Homes many ways.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
What I prefer that you always go to the back
because most people are going to leave their bathroom window open.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
If any window is going to be.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Open, hear that the bathroom window. To close the bathroom
window and lock it window.
Speaker 8 (08:04):
The bathroom window, because that's where the steam is coming
up from the shower is that's where if you really
think about, how many people do open that window and
they just forget about it or they just don't lock it.
So bathroom windows have always been one of the best ways.
Speaker 9 (08:18):
A lot of people won't put their boards in their
sliding doors or in their windows, or they leave that
sliding door in the back open because it's in their
backyard and they think that a you know, who's gonna
really come back here, especially if they have a fence,
which if they got a fence, six foot fence.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
That's a great thing.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
For me because you can hide.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Yeah, people aren't gonna be able to really see unless
they're upstairs in their second story house looking down.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
What's the best time to break into a house?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
All right, this is a big, big one here. The
best time to break into a house? It's not necessarily
night time.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
It depends. Sometimes.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
I don't think night is really a great time because.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
There's always a lot going on. But you want to
actually check what's going on in the neighborhood too. Like
that neighborhood we just passed, there was two vans in
front of that one house that's for sale. You got
two vans, so you got people working around there, so
there's gonna be people that could see.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
You doing stuff. So but like this where it's just
a nice quiet.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
Neighborhood, you kind of look around and you could probably
find something really quick.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
So yeah, kind of love how matter of factly he
talks about him, you can find something really quick, like
he's going into a target, you know, or Walmart.
Speaker 8 (09:32):
You could probably find something really quick. So yeah, early
evening if you're gonna do anything. Night times, there's too
many chances of somebody being home.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
You know, what are you typically looking for if you're
going to break into a house.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
I'm looking for jewelie, I'm looking for cash. I'm looking
for things like that. Like you were saying, guns, If
you can get guns, they're easy to sell. Anything that's
going to be easier to sell, and it's not really
big to have to take out. You know, but even now,
you know, it used to be everybody had big TVs.
Now you can get a TV this big and drove.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
It in a van or the car whatever you're in,
see like this neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
You know, I disagree with him. I don't see TVs
being stolen at all. You know, you can go to
Walmart and buy a forty two inch TV for about
eighty dollars, so the you know, on the black market,
that's the thing is probably worth twenty dollars. It's a
pain in the ans to carry around. So I don't
think you're you're worried about your TV set being stolen.
(10:28):
You can get a sixty five inch TV set at
Walmart for about four hundred dollars, and so I think
the TVs are okay.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Like this neighborhood right here, I wouldn't even go near
just because you know, you got too many people.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
You got somebody here, you got somebody here, got three
people back, people outside, a lot of activity.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Yeah, I'm not even gonna walk down the street. I'm
gonna go the other way, just because I don't even
want to be noticed at that point.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Huh So a lot of times walking around, would you
pretend to be somebody or just be yourself?
Speaker 8 (10:54):
I just yeah, I wouldn't ever pretend to really be anybody.
I mean there's you just kind of walking. I like, say,
for instance, them to people, they just like normal people
walking down the street.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
You know, you don't carry a whole lot of stuff.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
You you don't really look like you're scamming and looking
for something. You're kind of actually walking and looking career
for your more than anything.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
And then you're checking these things.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Out the only time I've ever really was being somebody
else's like a landscaping business.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Like I was telling you, you know.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
That when you're gonna drive up in a truck, you know,
and have a lawnmower, you know, and just most somebody's
lawn and somebody's mowing the front while you're breaking in
the bag.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
A lot of fun, fun city living. Guy's mowing the
lawn and then his buddy's breaking into the back of
the house.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
Somebody's mowing the front while you're breaking in the bag.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
And that was probably the best.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
That was a good.
Speaker 8 (11:44):
Yeah, that was always a good because the neighbors don't
even really check it, you know.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
And what's you know neighbors should do.
Speaker 8 (11:51):
I mean, if you see somebody work on somebody's house
and neighbor, go and ask them for a card. Hey,
even if you don't need your service, just ask to check.
And they don't have a car or business. You know,
something shady's going on.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Interesting.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
So let's look around this neighborhood. What do you notice
about this this neighborhood.
Speaker 7 (12:07):
Bushes A lot of bushes, A lot of bushes.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah, I've heard that as well. You got it.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
You got to make sure that you can your front
door could be seen from the street. If you have
bushes in front of your house that covers your front door,
that is a burglar's dream.
Speaker 8 (12:21):
I mean, if you look, you can't even see the
front porches on bushes. Just about every one of these
houses you really can't see either from your house or
somebody else's house. You can't even see somebody else's ports
that good. Like even this one right here, even that
one that's look how dark that is, trees in front
of it.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
It's dark.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Your neighbor's right there, got trees, they can't see it.
That's probably an open house, So that would be you know,
I'd rather go one.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
Of these, this brown one right here, perfect and it's
got the old windows on.
Speaker 8 (12:50):
It doesn't even have new windows, so those are the
easiest to get in.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Okay, did you hear that This is a perfect reason
and a perfect example on why you should get new windows.
It could deter people from breaking into your home if
they see the old style windows that are easy to
break or easy to open. That is an invitation for
these cats to slide into your house. So another reason
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to call American Vision windows. Get the new windows and
maybe keep these uh as. George Carlin used to call
them life's most interesting guys. Let's keep them out of
your house.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
And it's got the old windows on.
Speaker 8 (13:25):
It doesn't even have new windows, so those are the
easiest to get in.
Speaker 9 (13:28):
So it's like it's like the single pane windows versus
the double Oh yeah, if you could get it.
Speaker 8 (13:32):
Like see these old windows right here, you know those
are so easy.
Speaker 7 (13:36):
And everything is just this. This block is.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Perfect about that you live on the street and a
career criminal is talking about how perfect this block is
to rip off.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
And everything is just this.
Speaker 9 (13:49):
This block is perfect because there's about four or five houses.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
You could actually really go up looking the windows, go
up on the porch, look at a window.
Speaker 7 (13:59):
If nobody's there, you know you're knocking the door. You're
just all must meet the wrong house.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
Then you got to get out of that neighborhood, of course,
But I mean if nobody's in there, you can see
nobody could see.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
You really there.
Speaker 8 (14:11):
It's just that first about ten seconds to make the
turn and get into that area.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
See, you typically knock on the door before you went in.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
There's been times you knock on the door. You know
you want to knock at the door.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
It's nobody ask That's one of the reasons you have
to answer the door. You know, the old days you
could just ignore the guy knocking at the door. Now
you have to answer the door because you got to
let them know that you're home. Somebody's home and you're
keeping an eye on these guys.
Speaker 7 (14:35):
Great thing to do is like that mail right there.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Huh.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
If there's mail in the mailbox, most people are going
to get the mail as soon as the mailman gets there.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
So unless they're not home, the mailbox is going to
be full.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
So the mailbox is full.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
That's nobody's sold them.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
And that's for you.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Is a bad guy, that's a good thing, all right.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Got to collect the mail. Don't leave the mail outside
the house when it's piling up. That's for these guys
to walk in.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
Then that's when you go up. You knock on the door.
Nobody answers the door, you.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
Know, and then you just go around the back, or
if you have to, you go in right through the
front door.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Okay, we'll finish up, we'll come back. There's some more
tips here how to keep your home safe starting tonight
from these guys breaking in and stealing all your stuff.
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to this career criminal. Nine one six. Unless there's any delays,
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at that, all right, Back to this career criminal. Career
criminal on what he looks for in your neighborhood to
go in and take the stuff that you worked hard
for and put it in his home instead of your home.
(17:46):
He's coming in to get your stuff, and here's the
stuff that they look for. And this is pretty good
so far. We've learned keep the bathroom window closed, don't
put a lot of bushes around the house, keep your
lights on, answer the door when some he knocks on
the door.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Lots of great material here.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
What if they got a TV on or radio on?
Speaker 8 (18:04):
Is that that doesn't really deter much. I mean again,
it's a lot of times if people are at home
and they got the TV, if the door's unlocked, if
you kind of walk in and say, you're in the
wrong place, but you gotta get out fast.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah, you gotta get out pretty quick if they see you.
You know that.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
A friend of mine, a guy named Alan Hamilton, he's
the chief detective for LAPD and this is an astonishing number.
He said, thirty eight percent, almost forty percent, almost four
out of ten, almost two out of five, thirty eight
percent of home burglaries, the guy enters through an unlocked
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door thirty eight percent of the time, tries the door
and it's unlocked, and he's part of your life right now.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
That's why it's really important to take like these here.
I would these would be really hard to even be
in this neighborhood.
Speaker 7 (18:56):
I mean, look, how.
Speaker 8 (18:57):
Clear this is wide open, But this side is a
whole different story.
Speaker 7 (19:03):
See that sounds right here, right, that's that's perfect. Look
at the windows.
Speaker 8 (19:07):
You can't see the windows, you can't see nothing, right,
But on this side everything's so wide open. So and
you for these here, you'd have to actually walk all
the way around and go through the back and then
some neighbors. And you know that doesn't mean every neighbor's home,
but in the law, the big picture of it, you
want those ones that is more secluded.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
He talks about so casually like it's just his job.
You know, he's gonna come in and steal your crap,
maybe kill you, and that's just his job.
Speaker 7 (19:35):
You know. That's why.
Speaker 8 (19:36):
You know, keeping your your yard and your head just
to a certain level is always a good idea too.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
How about if a dog came to the door.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
Depends on the side of the dog.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, okay, all right, so you're out belli oh.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
With those two little four pound dogs you have, they'll
roll roll in pretty quickly. So it depends on the
size of the dog.
Speaker 7 (19:59):
Depends on the side the dog. You know, if it's
a really big dog with a big boys, you probably
want to get out there.
Speaker 8 (20:06):
But you know a lot of times the dogs they'll
just bark when you get in they're like, you know,
just sit or you can pet them. You know, I've
thrown food out of the refrigerator here, you throw them
in the bowling or some food. They'll start eating and
you can do what you got to do. But then again,
if it's a little chuaha, you know, you can put
them in a room kind of kigle.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
You're not trying to await, put them in the room
and kind of kick them.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
You know, you can put them in a room kind.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Of kigle, kind of kick them.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Wow, you're not trying to be there too long anyway, you.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Know, Yeah, you're not moving in. You're just taking their
stuff with you.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
You know, it's kind of getting in getting out so again,
beginning to end.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
How long do most home burglaries last?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Great question? How long is the guy in your house?
Speaker 8 (20:49):
Most homeburger is going to last a good ten minutes. Well,
if you're fast, you know exactly where you're going. The
process of the only way you're going is getting in,
finding the bedrooms.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
You're getting no bedrooms.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
As fast as you can, because that's what the most
invaluable bedrooms first. Bedrooms first, that's where the valuables are.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
You're gonna work.
Speaker 8 (21:07):
Their way out, and then you're gonna kind of just
scope and see what's around the living room. With stuff
like that, a lot of people don't leave. And most
botlers aren't looking for antiques and things like that because
you don't really really know what they are.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah, I'm with them.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Most burglars are not antiquers. They're not antiquing. They're looking
to get the jewelry, the guns, and the money and
getting the hell out for.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Antiques and things like that because you don't really really
know what they are. But if you see stuff that's nice,
you want to grab that. But you always want to
hit the bedrooms first because there's gonna be a safe
in the closet wherever.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
They're gonna hide that.
Speaker 8 (21:46):
You're gonna have the jewelries always in the bedrooms. Guns
and stuff like that are usually in the closets in
the bedrooms because especially if they got children, people are
not wanting to be in there.
Speaker 7 (21:56):
People hide stuff in between the mattresses.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
So it's good, okay, all right, I got to move
that now, you know, because if you keep money between
your box brings and your mattress, now you got to
move that because these guys are onto you.
Speaker 8 (22:10):
People hide stuffing between the mattresses, so it's good just
to hit those first. While you're hitting those, you can
hit one of a house the bedrooms within five minutes
and get everything, and then as you're scanning on your
way out.
Speaker 7 (22:27):
So it's about a good ten minute process.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
All right, ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Here are these are two tips that I was listening
to Howard Stern years ago, maybe twenty years ago, and
they had a career criminal on and he gave two
pretty good tips. One and I'm sure a lot of
people have heard this before, but maybe somebody hasn't, so
we'll do it for them. If you go to a
second hand store, a goodwill or a Salvation Army, I
don't know what, you know, a place we can buy
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somebody else's old crap. Get a size thirteen or fourteen
work boot, construction boot. You're not going to use them.
You're just gonna put out on your front porch. And
that's gonna deter some people, you know, if they look
at a size fourteen used boot on the front porch,
be like, Oh, there's a gargantuan guy in there who's
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into construction. He's probably good shape. Let's move on and
the second one is and career criminals know this. If
there's an American flag flying outside of your house, there's
a gun on the inside. It's a great deterrent, a
great deterrent.
Speaker 11 (23:29):
I can't people believe people are still putting their money
between their masters and box. Who even really has a
box spring anymore? Do we even use boxing? I have
box springs. Yeah. Up until recently, I was putting money
between the box and the I don't anymore because I
felt like an idiot.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
What does Krozier have if he doesn't have a box spring?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah, you don't have box springs. Anything is just a boarder.
Speaker 11 (23:53):
They've got like like beams, either would like or whatever.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah, I think most people do have box springs though, Bell.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
You do you have box springs?
Speaker 10 (24:01):
I do?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah, we do too. Do you have, Tony, do you
have box springs on your bed at home? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
No, No, I think it's just a little the little
wood slash wood slats a lot of Ikia kids cheap.
Speaker 11 (24:15):
Yeah, kid not cheap, man. Those things can be expensive.
The frames that they have are can be very expensive.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Still, Tony, I told you don't ever call Krozier's bed cheap.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
It makes them crazy.
Speaker 10 (24:27):
He's got seven fire He's got seven fireplaces, for God's.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Sake, he's kicking as Yeah, got three fireplaces, got a pool,
and he's got all his money between his mattress and
his wood slats.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
So yeah, I think box springs are a thing of
the past. Yeah, what about you, Angel? Do you have
box springs?
Speaker 10 (24:45):
I'm all boxed?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Step I am too. I think Krozier and Tony are
they either? Nikki, you don't have box springs either.
Speaker 12 (24:53):
No timber frame like a like a fut on low
low Japanese style.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Okay, well you're broke, you know you know how much iron?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah. I think box springs are old school.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
But they raise the bed a little higher, and you know,
you feel like you're I don't know, you feel like
you're special with a taller.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Higher sure, I think you do. Right.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
It keeps the dogs from jumping on the bed too,
because they jump up and they wipe out, you know,
because it's too high and they flap on their back.
Speaker 10 (25:22):
And no, I put a chair so they can get
up on the chair to get up on the bed.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
You do.
Speaker 10 (25:26):
I made it easy on them.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
We have stairs, yeah, but they were.
Speaker 10 (25:32):
Afraid to use them.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
They won't use the stairs.
Speaker 10 (25:36):
No, because they wanted a little handrail, little paw rail.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
They did an escalator.
Speaker 10 (25:42):
They they they're fine with the chair, jumping on the
chair to the bed, but they will not use the stairs.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Do they jump on your bed every morning to wake
you up?
Speaker 10 (25:50):
They're already on there.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
They sleep in the bed. Oh yeah, that's great, my
kind of gal.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Well, gang, guess what time of year it is. It
is time for the most one of the most entertaining
things I saw as a kid.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
My dad would tickets almost every year.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
And maybe you can guess by this music, Sweet Georgia Brown. Yep,
the Globetrotters are coming to town. And it was a
really cool deal. We used to go see him at
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the Great Western Form or the Fabulous Forum back then,
and my dad enjoyed The Globetrotters took all six kids,
had pretty decent seats on about twenty rows up and
it was a really cool deal. So they're coming to
town and you can get your tickets. I'm gonna tell
you where they're going to be here locally, all right.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
So let's see. Now, that's a good place to search.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Oh, while we do this, while I look for for
their dates, Cali four fo or and California. Okay, here
they are San Francisco January eighteenth, Sacramento January nineteenth, Inglewood, California,
February twentieth at the Into a Dome. Oh, that'd be awesome.
(27:24):
I had an arena and it's set up just for basketball.
Inglewood into a Dome February twentieth, Santa Cruz and then Fresno,
Santa Cruz on January fifteenth. Fresne, California on February nineteenth.
Then San Jose, Oh, Ontario, Okay, February fourteenth, Ontario, Toyota Arena,
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Bakersfield the Dignity Health Arena on February twenty first, and
San Luis Obispo on January sixteenth. San Diego February twenty second.
And that's gonna round out their tour. Arcata, California. I
know what that is, January twenty first. But all right,
here's the let's do a whip around. Tony got the
whip around music, Handy, let's toss that in and the Globetrotters.
(28:12):
I know, Crozier. You knew about him, but you didn't
go see him as a child. I'd never had the opportunity. Now, Bellio,
did you did mom and dad take you to the Globetrotters?
Did you ever go see the Globetrotters?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
I love hill I did it a Globe Trotter?
Speaker 6 (28:28):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Alright, Tony? Did you ever see Globetrotters when you were
a kid?
Speaker 8 (28:32):
No?
Speaker 12 (28:33):
No, I've still never seen him, NICKI I've seen that.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Were here or in Australia.
Speaker 9 (28:39):
No.
Speaker 12 (28:39):
I saw them in La about five or six years ago.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
It's so fun. Yeah, it's a good time, the Globe
trott It was.
Speaker 12 (28:46):
Better than when I went to the Lakers and Kobe
Bryant benched himself the entire match. It was his second
last game and he didn't play.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Why did he play?
Speaker 12 (28:54):
I don't know, you I would say, you'd have to
ask him before.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
That's kind of a.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Brought us down real quick.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
But disappointing to go see a Laker game and not
see Kobe Bryant play.
Speaker 12 (29:06):
I know, And that's why I prefer the Harlem Globe Trotters.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
They were so cool. It's like a whole team of
Kobe Bryant. It was amazing now that I'm on Gilligan's Island.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, right, yeah yeah. They were everywhere
in the seventies, every TV show. Yeah, Partridge Family, they
made an appearance six million dollar man. I think they
were playing an arena. They got it tagged. Okay, here's
the whip around. How many times have the Harlem Globetrotter
(29:35):
Trotters lost when playing the game? I think they play
the generals, but that may have changed over the years.
They How many times have the Globetrotters lost? How many
games have the Globetrotters lost in the hundred years that
they've been around or whatever? How many years they've been around?
They have a very high winning percentage. I will tell
(29:58):
you that. And okay, I got the number. All right, Tony,
let's start with you tea dog. How many times and
it's more than zero, I'll tell you that. How many
times have the globe Trotters lost to Okay Crozier, I'm.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Gonna go big. It's like a million, three.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Hundred, three hundred, all right, Angel Martinez? How many times
have the Globetrotters lost?
Speaker 10 (30:27):
Most of the time, I don't know how many times
they've played.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Okay, they've played twenty seven thousand games.
Speaker 10 (30:36):
Okay, let's go with twenty six five hundred they've.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Lost twenty six thousand times. Are you familiar with the
Globe Cutters?
Speaker 7 (30:45):
I am.
Speaker 10 (30:46):
I saw them when I was a kid.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Did they lose then?
Speaker 10 (30:49):
I don't remember?
Speaker 6 (30:51):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
But you understand the attraction of the Globe Trotters, right?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah? Yeah, there's like goofy right, goofy basketball.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Right, and they're there to please the kids and throwing
the game towards the Globe Trotters.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Probably a good.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Idea, okay, okay, all right, Well that's say you want
an opportunity.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Okay, I see, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
It's less than twenty six thousand, five hundred times much less.
Let's go with they've lost fifty fifty Okay, all right,
that's much closer, by the way, is.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Uh uh, Nikki?
Speaker 1 (31:27):
You want to take a shot here? How many times
have the Globe Trotters lost?
Speaker 12 (31:30):
I think they've lost like twenty twenty games?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
All right? What about Belly? Is she back still? Only
can huh? She said? Rough day there she is?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Oh, bello bello joins us?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
You with us? Babe? Yeah, babe?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
How many times have the Globe By the way, when
you were a kid, did you did mom and dad
take you to the Globetrotters?
Speaker 6 (31:52):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Oh, it's a fun night out.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yes, what your dad's name was, Curly?
Speaker 10 (31:58):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Oh, okay, here there's Curly on the team too. Oh
I didn't know that, all right. So, how many times
have the Globe tires loss? They played twenty seven thousand games?
And I'll tell you the highs and lows? Okay the
lowest tee dog at two and the high was Angel
at twenty six thousand, five hundred.
Speaker 10 (32:19):
How many they've lost?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yes, out of twenty seven.
Speaker 10 (32:22):
Thousand, I want to say zero.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Okay, it's more than zero. You weren't here for that.
That's more than zero. Five five okay, so that's bellyo
at five. Okay the actual answer. Crozier got the answer correct, well,
not correct, but you got closest. They've lost three hundred
and forty five times. Three hundred and forty five times.
(32:45):
That's astonishing. They went on a streak of eight eight
hundred and twenty nine games where they won every night
or every game, eight eight hundred and twenty nine straight win.
Speaker 11 (32:55):
That's when they had a little pride in their game.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
And then they put Kreem abdul ja Bar on the
opposing team on September twelfth of nineteen ninety five, and
he smoked them.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Smoked, he smoked. Yeah, he beat all of them.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
The streak was broken in Vienna, Austria by a team
featuring Kareem abdul Jabbar, who led all scores with thirty
four points in a ninety one to eighty five victory.
Kareem abdul Jabbar.
Speaker 11 (33:23):
I wonder if they ever coordinated with the other team
and said I will give you one tonight.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
I bet they they did, and Kareem said screw it.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Yeah, I'm going out there, and.
Speaker 11 (33:32):
Yeah, he's not gonna say yes, it would lose.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
They're not.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Yeah, Curly's not going to get anywhere near the sky
her the skyhook is mine.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Metal UK's like, come on, yeah, come on cook? Was it?
What was the awage name? Magic's wife? Cook? Yeah, come
on cookie. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
So they've lost three hundred and forty five games. That's
why all right were live on KIM sixty Sorry Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now you can
always hear us live on k FI Am six forty
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Well, you're listening to the Conway Show on demand on
the iHeartRadio pad. The guy that's shot at the ICE facility,
he thought, I imagine that there were ICE agents in
that van and he was looking to kill immigration agents.
Turned out he missed and he killed somebody who was
(00:23):
being detained and for to get thrown out of the country.
And how about that guy's life. He's in the country,
enjoying himself, he gets picked up and then he gets
shot by somebody who hates Ice.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
What are the odds of that?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
But there's a lot of violence in this country. Again,
if you or your family, if you're not a victim
of violence or crime or people ripping you off or
hitting run every day that goes by in this country,
where you're not affected by violence, you should thank your
lucky stars because.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
All it's a lot of luck.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
A lot of it is luck that you're not you know,
you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, and
it can happen to anybody. And it happened in Dallas.
It was a major, major story. We have people shooting
high power, high caliber guns at immigration agents in this country,
guys that are just doing their job. If if you
(01:20):
don't like what they're doing. That has to be changed
through Congress. They're just doing their jobs. That's what they're
getting paid to do their jobs. And today they were
fired on. And this country is getting radically violent, and
I don't know where it stops. I don't know if
it can stop. I don't know. But this happened today
(01:40):
is a horrible story.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
It is a twenty nine year old Joshua John. We
are told still trying to find out more information, but
that confirmed through multiple law enforcement sources to NBC News again,
twenty nine year old Joshua John. We don't know anything
about a criminal background. That's something we're going to have
to develop as this continues to unfold. We can tell
you that the Department of Homeland Security has said that
(02:02):
the shots were fired indiscriminately at the building by John
from a nearby rooftop.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
He was firing at the ice.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Building and sprayed that facility. One of the witnesses says
there was as many as twenty shots fired and during
that time he hit a van as well as the
detainees that were being moved from that van. We know
that three of the detainees were hit.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Two of them have died.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
The third in critical condition right now at a Dallas hospital.
No law enforcement was hit during the attack, and then
the guvernment, of course turned the weapon on himself. They're
continuing to investigate exactly what's going on. As you could
see behind me, Vicky, this area is still locked down
and will be for quite some time. Law enforcement from
multiple federal agencies as well as Dallas police on the
(02:49):
ground is a part of this investigation. We do hear
that it was a targeted investigation that from the FBI
on the ground here saying that this shooter was at
the time targeting Ice.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Jay, give us a sense of what happens at this
ICE facility, who's coming, who's going, and give us more
of some contacts, really, because there was a recent bomb
threat also against ICE agents at this particular building.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah. Absolutely, it was just about a month ago that
there was a bomb threat called into this ICE facility.
The person who called that and was arrested. I can
tell you that it's a field office, so it's not
a detention center. It's not where people stay behind bars.
It's a place where they are processed and moved through.
And that's apparently what was happening this morning that these
three men had been arrested. They were being moved inside
(03:35):
the office when the shots were fired. It's also a
place where people do routine checks. They have to check
in with ICE. Immigrants have to go there as part
of their moving forward towards citizenship, and so that was
happening this morning as well. In fact, we heard from
someone who was there just for that cause she had
dropped off her husband. She was in the car with
(03:55):
her nine year old when the shots were fired. She
tells us that they dove underneath the car and the
shots continued to ring out.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
She was then.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Approached by a Dallas police officer who grabbed her and
moved the family inside the ICE facility, where there was
apparently chaos. Everyone inside there ducking down behind a desk
and trying to protect themselves as best they could. But
this is this is a field office, so it's where
those meetings take place every day, VICKI. It's a spot
where they're not holding anyone, but everyone comes through.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It's getting crazy out there. Charlie Kirk murdered, assassinated. It
was two weeks ago today did that happened? And then
that older lunatic who shot up ABC Channel ten in
Sacramento or Fresno. I think it was Sacramento. And now
you get this guy, and it's it. It is not good.
(04:47):
It is not good. This country is seeing a tremendous
amount of violence, and I don't know what the where
the endgame is.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I don't know whether it gets better and everything calms
down or this explodes. And I think one of the
only saving graces here is that this didn't happen in
late May or early June, because a really hot summer
could really set a lot of people off. So we're
getting into winter. Fall is here. Then we're getting into winter.
(05:17):
We've got Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanka Kwan's, We've.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Got all the New Year's.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
We've got all these holidays where it's not a real
busy time for violence. Violence usually happens in the summer,
and you ask anybody in LAPD with any kind of
you know, history or background, or any veteran of LAPD,
and they'll all tell you that you're most likely to
(05:44):
be a victim of crime on a Saturday night at
nine o'clock during the summer. They've they whittled it all
down to almost an exact hour between eight and ten,
right around nine o'clock on a Saturday night in a
city in the United States of America, that's when you're
most likely to be a victim of violence or crime.
(06:08):
So hopefully we're going to get into some cooler temperatures,
maybe some cooler heads, and a lot of it is
will end. But who knows, who knows. It's a very
violent time in this country. All right, When we come back,
we have how burglars get into your home to burglarize
your home. There are some keys that they use, some
(06:30):
things that they use to get inside your home. So
there's a great warning for you. There's a great tool
to try to help protect you and your family. When
we come back, we'll tell you how burglars get into
your home and burglarize you.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
We all think that we are going to be a
victim of either a home invasion or your house is
going to be burglarized. It happens all the time in
the San Fernando Valley, mostly Studio City, sureman Oaks, Tarzana
and seeing a woodland hills that's where a lot of
the money is that's where people are big, expensive homes and.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
They are.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Easy targets to have a guy come up, get into
the uture house, take all your crap, and take off
in less than three minutes. And so this guy talked
to a career criminal on what they look for. And
I think we could learn a lot of lessons here
on how to protect your house. I'll bet you can
pick up two or three tips in the next ten
(07:32):
minutes how to protect your family and your home from
being burglarized. So listen, carefully, take some mental notes, and
you are going your house is gonna be safer tonight
because of this segment. I guarantee you you'll learn something here.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Burglars get into.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
Homes many ways.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
What I prefer that you always go to the back
because most people are going to leave their bathroom window open.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
If any window is going to be.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Open, hear that the bathroom window. To close the bathroom
window and lock it window.
Speaker 8 (08:04):
The bathroom window, because that's where the steam is coming
up from the shower is that's where if you really
think about, how many people do open that window and
they just forget about it or they just don't lock it.
So bathroom windows have always been one of the best ways.
Speaker 9 (08:18):
A lot of people won't put their boards in their
sliding doors or in their windows, or they leave that
sliding door in the back open because it's in their
backyard and they think that a you know, who's gonna
really come back here, especially if they have a fence,
which if they got a fence, six foot fence.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
That's a great thing.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
For me because you can hide.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Yeah, people aren't gonna be able to really see unless
they're upstairs in their second story house looking down.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
What's the best time to break into a house?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
All right, this is a big, big one here. The
best time to break into a house? It's not necessarily
night time.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
It depends. Sometimes.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
I don't think night is really a great time because.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
There's always a lot going on. But you want to
actually check what's going on in the neighborhood too. Like
that neighborhood we just passed, there was two vans in
front of that one house that's for sale. You got
two vans, so you got people working around there, so
there's gonna be people that could see.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
You doing stuff. So but like this where it's just
a nice quiet.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
Neighborhood, you kind of look around and you could probably
find something really quick.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
So yeah, kind of love how matter of factly he
talks about him, you can find something really quick, like
he's going into a target, you know, or Walmart.
Speaker 8 (09:32):
You could probably find something really quick. So yeah, early
evening if you're gonna do anything. Night times, there's too
many chances of somebody being home.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
You know, what are you typically looking for if you're
going to break into a house.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
I'm looking for jewelie, I'm looking for cash. I'm looking
for things like that. Like you were saying, guns, If
you can get guns, they're easy to sell. Anything that's
going to be easier to sell, and it's not really
big to have to take out. You know, but even now,
you know, it used to be everybody had big TVs.
Now you can get a TV this big and drove.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
It in a van or the car whatever you're in,
see like this neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
You know, I disagree with him. I don't see TVs
being stolen at all. You know, you can go to
Walmart and buy a forty two inch TV for about
eighty dollars, so the you know, on the black market,
that's the thing is probably worth twenty dollars. It's a
pain in the ans to carry around. So I don't
think you're you're worried about your TV set being stolen.
(10:28):
You can get a sixty five inch TV set at
Walmart for about four hundred dollars, and so I think
the TVs are okay.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Like this neighborhood right here, I wouldn't even go near
just because you know, you got too many people.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
You got somebody here, you got somebody here, got three
people back, people outside, a lot of activity.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Yeah, I'm not even gonna walk down the street. I'm
gonna go the other way, just because I don't even
want to be noticed at that point.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Huh So a lot of times walking around, would you
pretend to be somebody or just be yourself?
Speaker 8 (10:54):
I just yeah, I wouldn't ever pretend to really be anybody.
I mean there's you just kind of walking. I like, say,
for instance, them to people, they just like normal people
walking down the street.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
You know, you don't carry a whole lot of stuff.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
You you don't really look like you're scamming and looking
for something. You're kind of actually walking and looking career
for your more than anything.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
And then you're checking these things.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Out the only time I've ever really was being somebody
else's like a landscaping business.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Like I was telling you, you know.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
That when you're gonna drive up in a truck, you know,
and have a lawnmower, you know, and just most somebody's
lawn and somebody's mowing the front while you're breaking in
the bag.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
A lot of fun, fun city living. Guy's mowing the
lawn and then his buddy's breaking into the back of
the house.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
Somebody's mowing the front while you're breaking in the bag.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
And that was probably the best.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
That was a good.
Speaker 8 (11:44):
Yeah, that was always a good because the neighbors don't
even really check it, you know.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
And what's you know neighbors should do.
Speaker 8 (11:51):
I mean, if you see somebody work on somebody's house
and neighbor, go and ask them for a card. Hey,
even if you don't need your service, just ask to check.
And they don't have a car or business. You know,
something shady's going on.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Interesting.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
So let's look around this neighborhood. What do you notice
about this this neighborhood.
Speaker 7 (12:07):
Bushes A lot of bushes, A lot of bushes.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah, I've heard that as well. You got it.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
You got to make sure that you can your front
door could be seen from the street. If you have
bushes in front of your house that covers your front door,
that is a burglar's dream.
Speaker 8 (12:21):
I mean, if you look, you can't even see the
front porches on bushes. Just about every one of these
houses you really can't see either from your house or
somebody else's house. You can't even see somebody else's ports
that good. Like even this one right here, even that
one that's look how dark that is, trees in front
of it.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
It's dark.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Your neighbor's right there, got trees, they can't see it.
That's probably an open house, So that would be you know,
I'd rather go one.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
Of these, this brown one right here, perfect and it's
got the old windows on.
Speaker 8 (12:50):
It doesn't even have new windows, so those are the
easiest to get in.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Okay, did you hear that This is a perfect reason
and a perfect example on why you should get new windows.
It could deter people from breaking into your home if
they see the old style windows that are easy to
break or easy to open. That is an invitation for
these cats to slide into your house. So another reason
(13:13):
to call American Vision windows. Get the new windows and
maybe keep these uh as. George Carlin used to call
them life's most interesting guys. Let's keep them out of
your house.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
And it's got the old windows on.
Speaker 8 (13:25):
It doesn't even have new windows, so those are the
easiest to get in.
Speaker 9 (13:28):
So it's like it's like the single pane windows versus
the double Oh yeah, if you could get it.
Speaker 8 (13:32):
Like see these old windows right here, you know those
are so easy.
Speaker 7 (13:36):
And everything is just this. This block is.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Perfect about that you live on the street and a
career criminal is talking about how perfect this block is
to rip off.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
And everything is just this.
Speaker 9 (13:49):
This block is perfect because there's about four or five houses.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
You could actually really go up looking the windows, go
up on the porch, look at a window.
Speaker 7 (13:59):
If nobody's there, you know you're knocking the door. You're
just all must meet the wrong house.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
Then you got to get out of that neighborhood, of course,
But I mean if nobody's in there, you can see
nobody could see.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
You really there.
Speaker 8 (14:11):
It's just that first about ten seconds to make the
turn and get into that area.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
See, you typically knock on the door before you went in.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
There's been times you knock on the door. You know
you want to knock at the door.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
It's nobody ask That's one of the reasons you have
to answer the door. You know, the old days you
could just ignore the guy knocking at the door. Now
you have to answer the door because you got to
let them know that you're home. Somebody's home and you're
keeping an eye on these guys.
Speaker 7 (14:35):
Great thing to do is like that mail right there.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Huh.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
If there's mail in the mailbox, most people are going
to get the mail as soon as the mailman gets there.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
So unless they're not home, the mailbox is going to
be full.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
So the mailbox is full.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
That's nobody's sold them.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
And that's for you.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Is a bad guy, that's a good thing, all right.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Got to collect the mail. Don't leave the mail outside
the house when it's piling up. That's for these guys
to walk in.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
Then that's when you go up. You knock on the door.
Nobody answers the door, you.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
Know, and then you just go around the back, or
if you have to, you go in right through the
front door.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Okay, we'll finish up, we'll come back. There's some more
tips here how to keep your home safe starting tonight
from these guys breaking in and stealing all your stuff.
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I guess I'll go move on.
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Speaker 1 (16:40):
Nine sixteen pm tomorrow night, and then we'll get back
to this career criminal. Nine one six. Unless there's any delays,
you're going to see a massive rocket blast off out
of Vandenberg up in Ventura, and you're going to clearly
see it from anywhere in southern cal Alifornia, Arizona, Nevada,
(17:02):
maybe even parts of Oregon. I don't know, but nine
one six tomorrow, nine sixteen. It probably won't be light
enough where you'll see the big fan tail with the exhaust,
but it'll be kind of cool, and it's a larger
it's one of the larger rockets, so it'll be easier
to see with a lot more exhaust. And I'm not
(17:23):
sure if it'll catch the sunset or not. I think
it's too late, but nine one six, and we'll remind
you again tomorrow. It's always cool to watch it. Look
at that, all right, Back to this career criminal. Career
criminal on what he looks for in your neighborhood to
go in and take the stuff that you worked hard
for and put it in his home instead of your home.
(17:46):
He's coming in to get your stuff, and here's the
stuff that they look for. And this is pretty good
so far. We've learned keep the bathroom window closed, don't
put a lot of bushes around the house, keep your
lights on, answer the door when some he knocks on
the door.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Lots of great material here.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
What if they got a TV on or radio on?
Speaker 8 (18:04):
Is that that doesn't really deter much. I mean again,
it's a lot of times if people are at home
and they got the TV, if the door's unlocked, if
you kind of walk in and say, you're in the
wrong place, but you gotta get out fast.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah, you gotta get out pretty quick if they see you.
You know that.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
A friend of mine, a guy named Alan Hamilton, he's
the chief detective for LAPD and this is an astonishing number.
He said, thirty eight percent, almost forty percent, almost four
out of ten, almost two out of five, thirty eight
percent of home burglaries, the guy enters through an unlocked
(18:42):
door thirty eight percent of the time, tries the door
and it's unlocked, and he's part of your life right now.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
That's why it's really important to take like these here.
I would these would be really hard to even be
in this neighborhood.
Speaker 7 (18:56):
I mean, look, how.
Speaker 8 (18:57):
Clear this is wide open, But this side is a
whole different story.
Speaker 7 (19:03):
See that sounds right here, right, that's that's perfect. Look
at the windows.
Speaker 8 (19:07):
You can't see the windows, you can't see nothing, right,
But on this side everything's so wide open. So and
you for these here, you'd have to actually walk all
the way around and go through the back and then
some neighbors. And you know that doesn't mean every neighbor's home,
but in the law, the big picture of it, you
want those ones that is more secluded.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
He talks about so casually like it's just his job.
You know, he's gonna come in and steal your crap,
maybe kill you, and that's just his job.
Speaker 7 (19:35):
You know. That's why.
Speaker 8 (19:36):
You know, keeping your your yard and your head just
to a certain level is always a good idea too.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
How about if a dog came to the door.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
Depends on the side of the dog.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, okay, all right, so you're out belli oh.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
With those two little four pound dogs you have, they'll
roll roll in pretty quickly. So it depends on the
size of the dog.
Speaker 7 (19:59):
Depends on the side the dog. You know, if it's
a really big dog with a big boys, you probably
want to get out there.
Speaker 8 (20:06):
But you know a lot of times the dogs they'll
just bark when you get in they're like, you know,
just sit or you can pet them. You know, I've
thrown food out of the refrigerator here, you throw them
in the bowling or some food. They'll start eating and
you can do what you got to do. But then again,
if it's a little chuaha, you know, you can put
them in a room kind of kigle.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
You're not trying to await, put them in the room
and kind of kick them.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
You know, you can put them in a room kind.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Of kigle, kind of kick them.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Wow, you're not trying to be there too long anyway, you.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Know, Yeah, you're not moving in. You're just taking their
stuff with you.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
You know, it's kind of getting in getting out so again,
beginning to end.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
How long do most home burglaries last?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Great question? How long is the guy in your house?
Speaker 8 (20:49):
Most homeburger is going to last a good ten minutes. Well,
if you're fast, you know exactly where you're going. The
process of the only way you're going is getting in,
finding the bedrooms.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
You're getting no bedrooms.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
As fast as you can, because that's what the most
invaluable bedrooms first. Bedrooms first, that's where the valuables are.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
You're gonna work.
Speaker 8 (21:07):
Their way out, and then you're gonna kind of just
scope and see what's around the living room. With stuff
like that, a lot of people don't leave. And most
botlers aren't looking for antiques and things like that because
you don't really really know what they are.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah, I'm with them.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Most burglars are not antiquers. They're not antiquing. They're looking
to get the jewelry, the guns, and the money and
getting the hell out for.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Antiques and things like that because you don't really really
know what they are. But if you see stuff that's nice,
you want to grab that. But you always want to
hit the bedrooms first because there's gonna be a safe
in the closet wherever.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
They're gonna hide that.
Speaker 8 (21:46):
You're gonna have the jewelries always in the bedrooms. Guns
and stuff like that are usually in the closets in
the bedrooms because especially if they got children, people are
not wanting to be in there.
Speaker 7 (21:56):
People hide stuff in between the mattresses.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
So it's good, okay, all right, I got to move
that now, you know, because if you keep money between
your box brings and your mattress, now you got to
move that because these guys are onto you.
Speaker 8 (22:10):
People hide stuffing between the mattresses, so it's good just
to hit those first. While you're hitting those, you can
hit one of a house the bedrooms within five minutes
and get everything, and then as you're scanning on your
way out.
Speaker 7 (22:27):
So it's about a good ten minute process.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
All right, ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Here are these are two tips that I was listening
to Howard Stern years ago, maybe twenty years ago, and
they had a career criminal on and he gave two
pretty good tips. One and I'm sure a lot of
people have heard this before, but maybe somebody hasn't, so
we'll do it for them. If you go to a
second hand store, a goodwill or a Salvation Army, I
don't know what, you know, a place we can buy
(22:51):
somebody else's old crap. Get a size thirteen or fourteen
work boot, construction boot. You're not going to use them.
You're just gonna put out on your front porch. And
that's gonna deter some people, you know, if they look
at a size fourteen used boot on the front porch,
be like, Oh, there's a gargantuan guy in there who's
(23:12):
into construction. He's probably good shape. Let's move on and
the second one is and career criminals know this. If
there's an American flag flying outside of your house, there's
a gun on the inside. It's a great deterrent, a
great deterrent.
Speaker 11 (23:29):
I can't people believe people are still putting their money
between their masters and box. Who even really has a
box spring anymore? Do we even use boxing? I have
box springs. Yeah. Up until recently, I was putting money
between the box and the I don't anymore because I
felt like an idiot.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
What does Krozier have if he doesn't have a box spring?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah, you don't have box springs. Anything is just a boarder.
Speaker 11 (23:53):
They've got like like beams, either would like or whatever.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah, I think most people do have box springs though, Bell.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
You do you have box springs?
Speaker 10 (24:01):
I do?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah, we do too. Do you have, Tony, do you
have box springs on your bed at home? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
No, No, I think it's just a little the little
wood slash wood slats a lot of Ikia kids cheap.
Speaker 11 (24:15):
Yeah, kid not cheap, man. Those things can be expensive.
The frames that they have are can be very expensive.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Still, Tony, I told you don't ever call Krozier's bed cheap.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
It makes them crazy.
Speaker 10 (24:27):
He's got seven fire He's got seven fireplaces, for God's.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Sake, he's kicking as Yeah, got three fireplaces, got a pool,
and he's got all his money between his mattress and
his wood slats.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
So yeah, I think box springs are a thing of
the past. Yeah, what about you, Angel? Do you have
box springs?
Speaker 10 (24:45):
I'm all boxed?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Step I am too. I think Krozier and Tony are
they either? Nikki, you don't have box springs either.
Speaker 12 (24:53):
No timber frame like a like a fut on low
low Japanese style.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Okay, well you're broke, you know you know how much iron?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah. I think box springs are old school.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
But they raise the bed a little higher, and you know,
you feel like you're I don't know, you feel like
you're special with a taller.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Higher sure, I think you do. Right.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
It keeps the dogs from jumping on the bed too,
because they jump up and they wipe out, you know,
because it's too high and they flap on their back.
Speaker 10 (25:22):
And no, I put a chair so they can get
up on the chair to get up on the bed.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
You do.
Speaker 10 (25:26):
I made it easy on them.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
We have stairs, yeah, but they were.
Speaker 10 (25:32):
Afraid to use them.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
They won't use the stairs.
Speaker 10 (25:36):
No, because they wanted a little handrail, little paw rail.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
They did an escalator.
Speaker 10 (25:42):
They they they're fine with the chair, jumping on the
chair to the bed, but they will not use the stairs.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Do they jump on your bed every morning to wake
you up?
Speaker 10 (25:50):
They're already on there.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
They sleep in the bed. Oh yeah, that's great, my
kind of gal.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Well, gang, guess what time of year it is. It
is time for the most one of the most entertaining
things I saw as a kid.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
My dad would tickets almost every year.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
And maybe you can guess by this music, Sweet Georgia Brown. Yep,
the Globetrotters are coming to town. And it was a
really cool deal. We used to go see him at
(26:36):
the Great Western Form or the Fabulous Forum back then,
and my dad enjoyed The Globetrotters took all six kids,
had pretty decent seats on about twenty rows up and
it was a really cool deal. So they're coming to
town and you can get your tickets. I'm gonna tell
you where they're going to be here locally, all right.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
So let's see. Now, that's a good place to search.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Oh, while we do this, while I look for for
their dates, Cali four fo or and California. Okay, here
they are San Francisco January eighteenth, Sacramento January nineteenth, Inglewood, California,
February twentieth at the Into a Dome. Oh, that'd be awesome.
(27:24):
I had an arena and it's set up just for basketball.
Inglewood into a Dome February twentieth, Santa Cruz and then Fresno,
Santa Cruz on January fifteenth. Fresne, California on February nineteenth.
Then San Jose, Oh, Ontario, Okay, February fourteenth, Ontario, Toyota Arena,
(27:46):
Bakersfield the Dignity Health Arena on February twenty first, and
San Luis Obispo on January sixteenth. San Diego February twenty second.
And that's gonna round out their tour. Arcata, California. I
know what that is, January twenty first. But all right,
here's the let's do a whip around. Tony got the
whip around music, Handy, let's toss that in and the Globetrotters.
(28:12):
I know, Crozier. You knew about him, but you didn't
go see him as a child. I'd never had the opportunity. Now, Bellio,
did you did mom and dad take you to the Globetrotters?
Did you ever go see the Globetrotters?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
I love hill I did it a Globe Trotter?
Speaker 6 (28:28):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Alright, Tony? Did you ever see Globetrotters when you were
a kid?
Speaker 8 (28:32):
No?
Speaker 12 (28:33):
No, I've still never seen him, NICKI I've seen that.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Were here or in Australia.
Speaker 9 (28:39):
No.
Speaker 12 (28:39):
I saw them in La about five or six years ago.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
It's so fun. Yeah, it's a good time, the Globe
trott It was.
Speaker 12 (28:46):
Better than when I went to the Lakers and Kobe
Bryant benched himself the entire match. It was his second
last game and he didn't play.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Why did he play?
Speaker 12 (28:54):
I don't know, you I would say, you'd have to
ask him before.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
That's kind of a.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Brought us down real quick.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
But disappointing to go see a Laker game and not
see Kobe Bryant play.
Speaker 12 (29:06):
I know, And that's why I prefer the Harlem Globe Trotters.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
They were so cool. It's like a whole team of
Kobe Bryant. It was amazing now that I'm on Gilligan's Island.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, right, yeah yeah. They were everywhere
in the seventies, every TV show. Yeah, Partridge Family, they
made an appearance six million dollar man. I think they
were playing an arena. They got it tagged. Okay, here's
the whip around. How many times have the Harlem Globetrotter
(29:35):
Trotters lost when playing the game? I think they play
the generals, but that may have changed over the years.
They How many times have the Globetrotters lost? How many
games have the Globetrotters lost in the hundred years that
they've been around or whatever? How many years they've been around?
They have a very high winning percentage. I will tell
(29:58):
you that. And okay, I got the number. All right, Tony,
let's start with you tea dog. How many times and
it's more than zero, I'll tell you that. How many
times have the globe Trotters lost to Okay Crozier, I'm.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Gonna go big. It's like a million, three.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Hundred, three hundred, all right, Angel Martinez? How many times
have the Globetrotters lost?
Speaker 10 (30:27):
Most of the time, I don't know how many times
they've played.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Okay, they've played twenty seven thousand games.
Speaker 10 (30:36):
Okay, let's go with twenty six five hundred they've.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Lost twenty six thousand times. Are you familiar with the
Globe Cutters?
Speaker 7 (30:45):
I am.
Speaker 10 (30:46):
I saw them when I was a kid.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Did they lose then?
Speaker 10 (30:49):
I don't remember?
Speaker 6 (30:51):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
But you understand the attraction of the Globe Trotters, right?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah? Yeah, there's like goofy right, goofy basketball.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Right, and they're there to please the kids and throwing
the game towards the Globe Trotters.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Probably a good.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Idea, okay, okay, all right, Well that's say you want
an opportunity.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Okay, I see, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
It's less than twenty six thousand, five hundred times much less.
Let's go with they've lost fifty fifty Okay, all right,
that's much closer, by the way, is.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Uh uh, Nikki?
Speaker 1 (31:27):
You want to take a shot here? How many times
have the Globe Trotters lost?
Speaker 12 (31:30):
I think they've lost like twenty twenty games?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
All right? What about Belly? Is she back still? Only
can huh? She said? Rough day there she is?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Oh, bello bello joins us?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
You with us? Babe? Yeah, babe?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
How many times have the Globe By the way, when
you were a kid, did you did mom and dad
take you to the Globetrotters?
Speaker 6 (31:52):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Oh, it's a fun night out.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yes, what your dad's name was, Curly?
Speaker 10 (31:58):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Oh, okay, here there's Curly on the team too. Oh
I didn't know that, all right. So, how many times
have the Globe tires loss? They played twenty seven thousand games?
And I'll tell you the highs and lows? Okay the
lowest tee dog at two and the high was Angel
at twenty six thousand, five hundred.
Speaker 10 (32:19):
How many they've lost?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yes, out of twenty seven.
Speaker 10 (32:22):
Thousand, I want to say zero.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Okay, it's more than zero. You weren't here for that.
That's more than zero. Five five okay, so that's bellyo
at five. Okay the actual answer. Crozier got the answer correct, well,
not correct, but you got closest. They've lost three hundred
and forty five times. Three hundred and forty five times.
(32:45):
That's astonishing. They went on a streak of eight eight
hundred and twenty nine games where they won every night
or every game, eight eight hundred and twenty nine straight win.
Speaker 11 (32:55):
That's when they had a little pride in their game.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
And then they put Kreem abdul ja Bar on the
opposing team on September twelfth of nineteen ninety five, and
he smoked them.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Smoked, he smoked. Yeah, he beat all of them.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
The streak was broken in Vienna, Austria by a team
featuring Kareem abdul Jabbar, who led all scores with thirty
four points in a ninety one to eighty five victory.
Kareem abdul Jabbar.
Speaker 11 (33:23):
I wonder if they ever coordinated with the other team
and said I will give you one tonight.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
I bet they they did, and Kareem said screw it.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Yeah, I'm going out there, and.
Speaker 11 (33:32):
Yeah, he's not gonna say yes, it would lose.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
They're not.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Yeah, Curly's not going to get anywhere near the sky
her the skyhook is mine.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Metal UK's like, come on, yeah, come on cook? Was it?
What was the awage name? Magic's wife? Cook? Yeah, come
on cookie. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
So they've lost three hundred and forty five games. That's
why all right were live on KIM sixty Sorry Conway
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