May 21, 2025 • 33 mins
Oh boy! Where do we begin? Show got away from us QUICKLY! Brrr-Brrr! // GAS remote at News & Brews at Bravery Brewery! Combating mosquitoes with mosquitoes! Sterilizing male mosquitoes #mosquitoes #AnkleBiters // I'll be at the Queen Mary June 4th at 12 go to EventBrite.com to buy tickets. FAA more outages. Pilot passes out while the co-pilot was in the bathroom.// A new study suggests 75% of sunscreens are not safe or effective. Did you sun with baby oil & Vaseline when you were younger? #Sunscreen #BabyOil
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k if I AM sixty and you're listening to
The Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app CAMFI
AM sixty. It is The Conway Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
All right, ding.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Dong, everybody. We begin here on a Wednesday home. Dude,
it's hot outside. When I can talk about the heat,
it's either you're into it or you're not. And if
you're in outdoors and you're an outdoor job, well sorry,
you know, today's a brough day for you. Pretty rough
day for guys and gals out there slinging hammers and
(00:37):
putting in wires and doing paving and stuff like that.
This is one of those days where you go home
and just crash afterwards and you're done.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You're done. Takes a lot out of you, a lot
out of you today, but it'll get better this weekend.
We'll come down.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
This is a sign of the times where I check
I check email every day, three four times a day.
I checked my text probably ten times an hour maybe
maybe ten times an hour on average, and I check
voicemail about once every other month maybe. And there was
(01:15):
a woman in I'm sorry, there's a person in sale.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Figure.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
There's a person in sales who I've told them. I said, hey,
I never checked my voicemail. Don't please don't leave me
in a voicemail. Just text me and I'll call you
back immediately. And that person said, okay, And I get
a voicemail all the time, all the time, like, hey,
(01:43):
it's it's hostantly the same person.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I'm sorry, what did you just say?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Hey, it's it's it's constantly. You know, you're saying her name.
What you're not doing your mom? Yeah, I get my
front right, No, it's off today. No, it's not. We
know exactly who you're talking about. You know what you're
talking about? Who? Leslie? I don't know, is there Leslie?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You think you sound like this?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I do, but really you sound like this? Okay, I
screwed that up. What the hell?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
But man, oh man, it's it's like pulling teeth with
this one. And she always leaves a voicemail. Oh that's right.
You don't check voicemail for every month? Call me right knowing.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
That I'm not. I don't check it. I don't check voicemail.
Nobody checks voicemail. You know you'd have to.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Be rude to uh constantly, Uh, you know, voicemail people's
call her back. I didn't you know what she said, Hey,
there's a meeting in ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
It was three weeks ago, so I go. So I
missed out on that meeting.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I mean, I look, I told her I'll call you
back immediately on text.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
But I just don't check voicemail.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
This voicemails. Hey, where are you at? We're having the
meeting right now.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, because nobody ever calls me. You know, I think
it's rude to call people now in today's day and age.
I think you have to text somebody and say, hey,
you got a second.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Can I call you?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You always do that with me. I always have it
like do you have a couple of minutes? Can I
call you? Like that?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, all of a sudden, because if not, it's rude.
Like my wife and I are driving in the car
and we're just driving, talking, driving talking. All of a sudden, bang,
Oh my buddy's in the car with us too, right,
the three of us. All of a sudden, it's like
opening the door and getting in the car with the couple.
You know, that's what you're doing, you know, all of
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a sudden.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Saying oh Billy, hey, how you doing.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Rob?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Nice to see it.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Hey, we're just, yeah, traveling, and you always always have
to say you're with your wife, or you're with your
girlfriend or your daughter, because most guys will go into
the eye, you know, describing their last s that they took.
It's not a thing women do, but it's the thing
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guys do. And you sure, yes, Crozier, don't deny it.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I mean, I mean that alf of Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
That's great, that's a great save.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I was gonna think less of you if you did,
if you didn't talk about yours with your friends like
you're really good friends. Believe Well, yeah, I didn't make
it home for the restaurant. I had to stop at
a mpm oh Man, me too. I think it was
the potatoes. As you get older, the conversations get more frequent.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
But yeah, guys do that. You know, guys will say.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I was at the airport, parking at the airport and
I saw the biggest you know, duty in the parking lot,
and like, take a picture of it and send it
to the friends and go, look at this thing.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I don't think women't do that. I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
But but if you do take a photo, you also
have to be careful in your rolodeck?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Who you you know send that off to im?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Constantly going no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yes, yes, Probably wouldn't just leave it in there afterwards.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
No, no, it's got to be deleted, and it's got
to only go to a certain level.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Of guys who would find this amusing.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, mostly track guys. And then you know what, the
you run the risk of them sending another one back.
You think that's something. It's a competition about this. I
saw this at Hollywood Park in nineteen seventy eight. Wait,
how do you have that on your phone? Will I
transferred it? I paid to have a transfer to. Oh well,
it's kind of worth it, kind of worth it. That
is spectacular fish. That is kind of spectacular. Somebody really
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went for it. But Billio, I can ask you as
a woman. You're a woman, right, yeah, okay, girl. Women
don't do that, do they?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
No? Nosh no, And I don't wouldn't admit it if
they did.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I think they would they. I think they like to
be like guys that way, where they're admitted.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
But they're just.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
There's some people that were at the station that you
can say that's true.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
That's totally true.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
I mean, are you talking about a picture of it? No?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
No, no, no, no no no no no.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
But have you just do we just connect with you?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Do we just connect with you?
Speaker 7 (06:26):
No?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
No, no, no, I just I take a picture of my
dog doing and send it to people.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
God no, I think that's a whole new level. God, yeah,
this is KF What happened to Rush Limbaugh?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I don't know. I don't know, so when it went
downhill after he left? What you're stuck with? I want
to change my answer. I guess some women do anybody
you know?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I've never heard you do a four syllables? All right,
very good? Isn't there a murder we can talk about?
Or a crime or something?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
All right, we gotta take a break. Care we're live.
I apologize for that. That's, you know one Every once
in a while, you know, you get a brain fart
and it gets away on you.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I Am six forty.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So Gary and Shannon are going to be out on
Friday May. This Friday out in Lancaster should be nice
and warm out there, nine am to one pm at
where they going news and bruise.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh Bravery Brewery, that's cool deal out there.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Didn't you go out there once, Crusier, You've been there
a couple of times.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, that's a drive for you. Huh. It is a
little bit.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Of a hump.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, but it's a fantastic place, man.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
But from your.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
House to Bravery Brewery is probably eighty miles seven fifty
maybe sixty. No, what are you to hear from forty
forty are? Yeah, so you're eighty At least I liked it.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
We did a great pizza place inside the joint. I
mean the pizza there is phenomenal, is that right?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah? Yeah, I've heard it's pizzas bomb.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
And they got a ton of different great stuff to
drink there. I mean they got a huge selection of stuff,
even if you don't like beer per se.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Isn't there a wall of fame out there too? There is?
And and they really respect the military out there.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yes, they absolutely do. He's got he was one of
the co I think initial investors for the place was
ar Lee Ermie, who was the guy in full mid jacket,
the drill sergeant, and so he was. He was a
friend of Bart's back then and he's got his uniform
sitting in there against the wall. Really yeah, really really cool.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Oh that's great, that's great. All right, So get on
out there for the Memorial Day broadcast. The least you
can do, right, dum dune. Men and women went out
and fought the rass is off for this country. And
you can't go to Bravery Brewery. What's wrong with you?
You gotta get out there. It's his Friday. It's your
sacrifice to get out there. It's the least you can do.
(09:31):
It is probably the least you can do.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Slide over there at nine am until one pm. The
address is four to two seven five eight Street West.
There you go, Lancaster. For you zip code nuts it's
nine three five three four. For some reason, we get
a lot of email on that. Hey, when you do locations,
(09:54):
can you add the zip code of my friends with
zip code nuts? Uh? Yeah, sure, and anything you like.
It's just a drive up window at this point. All right,
let's talk about the mosquitoes. I found a perfect way
to beat these mfrs back and nobody's talked about it before,
but I think I've come up with a way to
beat mosquitoes.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Up.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I've discovered because I did some research because I hate mosquitos.
I can't stand being bit I can't stand hearing them
in your ear at late at night.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
That's you know that I'm up. I'm up.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
But I got to find the guy and I got
to kill him for her. Because male mosquitoes don't bite you.
It's always a female mosquito that bites you. Males they
just cruise around. I probably talked about their tiny duties.
And the female mosquitoes will wipe you out.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
They carry disease.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
You can get dungey fever, you can get cold sores,
you can get herpies, you can get all kinds of
crap from these mosquitoes. And so you got to prevent
them from biting you. And the way I do it,
it's defensive and it's uncomfortable, but it's comfortable. Yeah, it's
expensive and uncomfortable, but it works. And I only discovered
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it like last week or so, because we have for
some I can't figure out how mosquito's get in our house,
but they do, and I constant, I seem like two
or three times a week, and I got to go
and kill them. And I can't keep them out of
the house. So I in our bedroom, I turned the
air conditioning on full blast, and I get the bedroom
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down to about sixty one sixty two degrees. And that
they're cold blooded insects and they hate that. They hate
the cold, so they'll leave the bedroom to go look
for warmer weather. They like it between seventy five and
eighty five degrees.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
That really benefits you because you love.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Oh yeah, yeah, if I could get it down to
forty five in there, I would.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
That's crazy. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
But so the mosquitos are cold blooded insects. They prefer
to live in areas that are around seventy five to eighty
five degrees. Some say seventy to eighty, but I've seen
reports seventy five to eighty five. And so through cold
weather mosquitoes they hate it.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
They don't like it. They definitely don't like it.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
So at around sixty to sixty five degrees, they become
lethargic and incapable of functioning at temperatures below sixty degrees.
Some say fifty, I've seen sixty.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
So Mosquitos, we hate you, all of you. Well that's
not true. The male ones. I don't mind you know,
they're just buzzing around, right, They're just dudes. Yeah, yeah,
they get them. You know, they never bother anybody, but man,
these females will come in and bite you. They will
bite you every time, including Angel Martinez. All right, let's
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get into these stupid mosquitoes.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
This is routine mosquito prevention for John Blanchart or street.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Drains on this side.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
And if I don't keep it clean here and we
get standing water.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
And I'm aware of the problem with the mosquitoes.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
He's pretty well informed about efforts to bring down the
population of the eighties a jipti, also known as the
ankle biters.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh no, the ankle biters.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
The four staff with the Orange County Mosquito in Vector
Control District could notify him.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Oh let stero ones go.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
Blanchard knew exactly what they were up to Tuesday, releasing
even more of these mosquitoes across several Mission Veho neighborhoods.
We're using mosquitoes to fight mosquitoes. Thirty two stops across
a one hundred acre area. The preliminary stages of the
Sterile Insect Technique or SIT project.
Speaker 9 (13:38):
Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
What is it called nique or SIT project? Mmmmm h
sit project as I only wants spelling. Did they just
reverse the H and the eye in the S word
SIT project?
Speaker 8 (13:57):
SIT project. Don't worry, They're only release see males and
they don't bite, but they are half the problem when
they reproduce with their female biting counterparts. The solution these
males are sterilized in lab using X rays marked with
a fluorescent dust, then released weekly in the late summer.
Our sterile males will outcompete those wild males to mate
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with the females, and those matings will render sterile eggs.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Okay, that's a cool idea, because female mosquitos only mate
once in their life. Then they have they release all
the eggs, and then they pass away.
Speaker 8 (14:31):
The agency's director of Scientific Technical Services says the technique
already proving effective in LA County. These invasive insects not
just annoying. They can transmit dangay fevers, zica and chicken
gunia and only need a few drops of standing water
to lay their eggs.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Do you hear that? Do you you can catch these mosquitoes.
Speaker 8 (14:50):
They can transmit dangay fevers, zica and chicken gunia and.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Only you can get yourself a nice chicken gunya lunches. Yeah, yeah,
it was pretty good. Smelled good like an onion fondue.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
That's right, that's exactly.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, that was a good deal.
Speaker 8 (15:04):
And chicken gunia And on the Zika song, Oh I.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Gotta look for it. That was a great song. Ah,
I like that Zeka song.
Speaker 8 (15:12):
According to the California Department of Public Health, in twenty
twenty three, Southern California song two cases of locally transmitted
dangae fever. There were eighteen in twenty twenty four. We
are concerned now that these mosquitoes are showing that they
can be transmitting disease here locally.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yeah, and because of all this standing water, because of
the fires, we're going to have a brutal summer with
the mosquitoes. There's going to be I guess each pool
that's not taken care of can produce up to three
million mosquitoes.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
So there you go to our communities summer.
Speaker 8 (15:45):
Expects they'll have enough data by the end of this
year to know whether the sit project works here in
Orange County. Reporting in Mission Viejo, Jessica and Oby ABC
seven Eye Witness News.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
All right, there you go mosquitoes, the female lives or
forty two to fifty six days.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
That's the adult female.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
That's the lifespan of an adult female mosquito, forty two
to fifty six days. And then it's a rap. How
long do the male mosquitoes live? Ten days, ten days?
They're here for a week and a half and then
they move on and they're gone. But the females they
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hang on forty two, four to five times longer.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
So they're buzzing around.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
They're buzzing around, and they're reproducing, and they're gonna sting you,
and they're gonna get sick.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
So you got to be aware of that.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
We're gonna there's gonna be millions, perhaps hundreds of millions
of more more mosquitoes this year than last year. I
don't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Can you just you can't move, you can't shut yourself in.
I just got to deal with it. Krozier, Your wife
has some kind of spray, like a mint spray that
she uses.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yeah, and I always forget the freaking name of it,
but yes, it works. Wonders is absolutely wonders.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
My wife got one of those natural sprays and I
sprayed myself the other night before I went to begs.
I heard a mosquito and then it smells like deet.
You know, I know it's natural, but if it still
smells like the chemical, it doesn't help me.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Yeah, this stuff smells like lavender, and.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Oh, I gotta find out what that is.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I gotta get a vat of it and just sit
in it every night before I get to bed, a big,
huge bathtub full of that crap.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Hey, I'm going to be in Long Beach on June fourth.
There's a big deal going on in Long Beach. I'm
gonna be speaking at the Queen Mary. Not sure about
what yet, but the talk that I'm given it's titled
Unfortunately the Humor Gene Skips a Generation Live with Tim
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Conway Jr. Sounds exciting, Huh. It's gonna be on the
Queen Mary on June fourth at noon, and you can
buy tickets eighty one dollars eighty one eighty eight eighty
two dollars same time, so you can go to event
bright E V E N T B R I T
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E dot Com Event Bright and then just type in
Tim Conwore Junior or Queen Mary. I'll be there June fourth,
and if you think that's worth it, spend eighty one
dollars and you know we'll smoke cigarettes, we'll drink, we'll fight,
We'll try to f up that Queen Mary somehow. You know,
that's what we do when we get out there. You know,
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we we we leave our footprint when we go places.
You know, we just don't just show up and behave
and clean up and leave.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
We rattle the place.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
So we're not going to try to sink the Queen Mary,
but we're gonna get radical drinking, fighting and smoking. That's
what we do on vacation, drinking, fighting, smoking. If you
can't handle it, Queen Mary may not be for you,
but if you do, event Bright, slide on out there
June fourth, I'll be down there. We'll have a great
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meal together and then I don't know, smoke cigarettes or something.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out, all right.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Let's talk about the FAA is out again. Another air
traffic outage, which makes everybody nervous to fly. Everybody was
nervous anyway, and then every time you hear one of
these stories. It's like going on a carnival ride that's
hooked up by matha addicts. You know the carnes that
travel around with those small carnivals. They hook up the
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rides and you're like, it's part of the thrill of
the ride. You don't know if it's going to stay
together while you're on it, and that's part of the
thrill where you're like, Okay, this belt gonna stay on me.
Is this thing gonna come down? Is it going to
fall in a big heap? And we will be on
the local news.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
But now flying has become like this with you know,
local carnies putting it together.
Speaker 9 (19:56):
This was a little bit before noon, so the sky
was full of plane when this brief outage hit. Now
the FAA says it lasted just two seconds, but a
source familiar said it took about a minute for things
to fully come back online. The disruption prompted controllers at
the airport to hold departing flights for a time at
Newark while other controllers.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Go Newark takes it all the time. It's always Newark.
They always are in the thick of crap, always to.
Speaker 9 (20:22):
Hold departing flights for a time at Newark, while other
controllers warned flights they may not be able to communicate
with the planes in the air.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Good. We may be having frequency age ninety five go ahead,
they may be well.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
They lost the radar frequencies again.
Speaker 9 (20:38):
Now, the FAA says all flights that were in the
air stayed a safe distance apart. Last week's CBS News
obtained exclusive video of the May ninth outage that left
controllers screens blank that followed the April twenty eighth outage,
prompting about a half dozen controllers to take trauma leave.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Trauma leave so if the computer goes out while you're working,
you get forty five days off with pay. And you
know they all do it right because they're just you know,
they're like us, just like lazy guys looking for you know,
a paid holiday.
Speaker 9 (21:07):
About a half dozen controllers to take trauma leave since then,
Newark airp How do.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
We get trauma leave here? Is there anything we can
do to get trauma leave at kfive? Anything we have
to How can we possibly get trauma leave here? We
have to be attacked by management physically, Is that it?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I think? So? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
You see you later, Paul can come down and push
us around a little bit, take some time off.
Speaker 9 (21:31):
Since then, Newark Airport has been riddled with ongoing flight
delays and cancelations, due in large part to FAA staffing shortages.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
The FAA has.
Speaker 9 (21:38):
Been slowing down the number of flights in and out
of Newark, they say, to ensure safety, and the agency
is recommending limiting the number of flights allowed per hour.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
All right, did you see there was a flight coming
from Europe or going to Europe. I think it was
coming from Europe and the captain was walking around. You know,
he's trying to get chicks. You know, because when you're
up that high and you know your mind's not working right,
you see the guy in the uniform, like, oh, that
guy's hot. That guy runs the plane. It's a seven
forty seven. That guy's got some you know, cachet on
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this thing. And so he walks around. He talks to
all the women and are the kids and the women.
You know, he does his whole rounds. And then while
he's doing that, while he's walking around the plane, the
pilot that was in charge had passed out. He had
some kind of medical in the cockpit So for ten
minutes there was nobody flying that plane over the ocean.
Ten minutes on autopilot, nobody knew any different. And then
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they found out that the one pilot I had epilepsy
or he's flipping out over something. I don't know what
he had. You know, he's just a cook, just a nut,
and he had some kind of medical emergency and flipped
out in the cockpit.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Or is that right?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
It's probably not right to say that, BELLYO, you're you're
good with people. Well can you say that about the guy?
The guy in the cockpit, he passed out, He flipped out, passed.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Out, passed out. Yeah, that would be not flipped out.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
No, no, all right, Well he didn't, he was, he was,
he was unaware, he was unable, unable to uh, to
do anything. They came back in, they revived him, and
they'd land the plane safely. But for ten minutes, everybody
on board was being flown in a tube going six
hundred miles an hour with nobody at the wheel.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Nobody.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
That means if there was a plane that was noticed
on the radar coming at him, they couldn't see it, nobody.
That could have ended in a major, major disaster. Oh,
it's unbelievable. Makes you not what makes you want to fly?
If you're a you know, if you're just a thrill seeker,
but if you have a like a young family and
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young kids, and you know you're important in their live,
you got to stick around. It makes you not want
to travel, makes you want to stay home, you know,
just sit in your house, because it does, you know,
with all the crime going around, with all the crazy flights,
with all the mosquitoes, with whatsever left of COVID, you know,
the bird flu going around, the regular flu going around,
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you just want to sit in your house, you know,
and watch the world from inside your house where you're safe.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I get that. I get that. Man. People vacation are
thrill seekers.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
If you want to get out, go get a hotel,
flying an airplane, you know, rent a car, buzz around.
You're a thrill seekert nowadays. Before in the old days,
nineteen seventies, you're just commonplace. Ey guy's going on vacation.
Now if you say, hey, I'm going to Europe on vacation, like, wow,
what are you suicidal?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Why don't you just kill yourself here?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah, I'm going to South Africa or going to you know,
South America or Asia. Really well, good luck, nice knowing you,
you know, because chances are they could get wiped out
when you fly nowadays, you know, the fa the computer
systems are ancient. They're working in nineteen eighties technology in
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keeping track of planes, and it's going to take them
six to ten years to upgrade that system ten years
and by the time they upgrade it, those computers, the
new computers will be obsolete. So enjoy your flight this
weekend where you're going from Memorial Day, I'm sure you'd
be thinking about what I just said.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
You're listening to Tim conwaytun you're on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Here's a bad stat for you sun lovers. Seventy five
percent of sunscreens are not effective. They're ineffective, they're not safe,
and you should throw them away seventy five percent. So
if you have young kids out there, you know, want
to protect them.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
I have a I went through, you know, that stage
with my daughter where I'm throwing sunscreen on her every
eight seconds like a crazy parent. And now she's nineteen,
so that's on her. You know, if she gets burned,
she gets burned. I'm out of the you should take
sunscreen with you business. Last time I said that to her,
she was eighteen. I said, sweating is the last morning
(26:12):
I'm gonna give you sunscreen, and then that's wrap. And
now she's on her own with sunscreen. But if you
have young kids, it's on you still. You have got
to make sure they have sunscreen on and you got
to make sure they have sunscreen that works.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Because some of it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
And if you have you know, I mean literally bad sunscreen,
I then it's almost like putting nothing on.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
So I don't know. I don't know. Let's find out
what's going on here with these sunscreens.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
With summer around the corner, it's time to get serious
about sunscreen.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Twenty five.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
You don't have anything high marcuriye.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
But before you slather on the sunblock, you may want
to consider what's in it.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Environmental Working Groups latest report.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
SPF products tested only about a quarter were deemed safe
and effective options.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
All right, so twenty five percent of sunscreen's work.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
But ewg's standards are not the same as the FDA.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
The FDA is looking at the specific filters that we
have on the market and doing rigorous large scale studies
to determine if the ingredients are unsafe, not if they're
potentially unsafe.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
You know, it's amazing, Angel and BELLYO. You probably did
that this. I know my sister did it, and I
think it's maybe some guys do it, but I think
a lot of women do it, Bellio. When you were
in the summer months in Denver, and what is that
like two weeks in July.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
When does the weather when is it nice in Denver?
Like summer months June through August.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
And you can sit out in the sun. Did you
ever put like baby oil on? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Isn't that crazy? Yes?
Speaker 6 (27:51):
And lemon in my hair, so I get like streets, yeah, streets.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
My sister did the same thing.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yeah, yeah, I mean she you know, she smelled like
a like a lemon, baby baby oil and all kinds
of and it was you know, sun tanned lotion in
the old days had no sunscreen in it.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
It was just oil.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
And you literally would fry your skin basically.
Speaker 8 (28:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
But I don't know what's changed until you do that
when you were younger, fry your skin.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
Oh absolutely, yeah, baby oil even vasoline.
Speaker 8 (28:24):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
And one of my uncles was a lifeguard, and he
had this concoction that mixed iodine with baby oil and
they would slather that on.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Is that right? Wow?
Speaker 6 (28:37):
Zero zero sunscreeny.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I remember how odd it was when you look at
lifeguards and they have no sunscreen on, they have just
sun oil on. And then they have this big ass
white zinc nose. For some reason, the nose was going
to be protected, but the rest of the body they said,
screw it.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
Don't get the nose.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Everything else but the nose. That's right.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Maybe they need their cokenose, you know, for hitting the clubs,
get riding that white pony later on after they saved
a couple of gals.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
That's probably going on.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
What the EWG is looking at anything that is potentially unsafe.
Speaker 7 (29:14):
In twenty nineteen, the FDA determined that several active ingredients
in sunscreens are absorbed through the skin, but the results
did not indicate people should refrain from the use of sunscreen.
Progress to study these ingredients further has stalled.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Oh no, why is installed? What the hell does that mean?
Speaker 7 (29:32):
Progress to study these ingredients further has stalled.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Why why are we stalling?
Speaker 7 (29:37):
And social media videos.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Like these sunscreen because it's terrible.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
For your skin worry experts. The American Academy of Dermatology
warns unprotected exposure to ultraviolet rays is a leading cause
of skin cancer.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Do you hear that? Do you hear that? Kids? You
can get skin cancer by sitting out the sun. Do
you hear that? Kids? Listen? Listen?
Speaker 7 (30:00):
The American Academy of Dermatology warns unprotected exposure to ultraviolet
rays is a leading cause of skin cancer.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
If you're if you have kids in the back, you
know you drive it around. You got nine year old,
ten year old kid in the back and they're on
their cell phone. Turn up the radio just a little bit.
Tell them to get off their phone for a second
and listen to this. Kids, I'm your uncle T Bones.
I know your mom's been and dad's been listening to
this for a while. And you probably you cross your
(30:30):
eyes when I come on. But I got a warning
for you kids in the back seat. Okay, here it
is for kids in the back seat, right now, listen
to this.
Speaker 7 (30:38):
Unprotected exposure to ultraviolet rays is a leading cause of
skin cancer.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Sun can give you cancer, So get your sunscreen back on. Okay,
Now back to the iPads and whatever you're doing.
Speaker 7 (30:51):
And sunscreen remains a vital part of skin cancer prevention,
but you don't have to go to extremes. Experts say
to keep it simple when choosing a sunscreen. Look for
products that are broad spectrum protecting against UVA and UVB rays.
Have an SPF of thirty or above.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Okay, that's important as well, you remember this.
Speaker 7 (31:13):
Have an SPF of thirty or above thirty or more.
That's also water resistance. And if you're worried about what's
in chemical sunscreens, the EWG and FDA agree that mineral
sunscreens with zinc oxide or titanium dioxide are sid.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Too much information, who's tracking all this?
Speaker 7 (31:33):
Are safe for people and the planet, but sunscreen is
not enough. Also, where sun protective clothing including hats and sunglasses,
so you can still have summer fun in the sun.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Great. So we're just we're all like beekeepers now, you know,
in the summer.
Speaker 6 (31:49):
Months, right, patients, I would say, what some of those ingredients,
some of those ingredients that she was mentioning, the bad ones.
They're super acidic and they do a lot of harm
to see life, especially coral reefs. So it's if you know,
if you put that stuff on you go into the water,
it is going to affect anything out there.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
I can't protect everything. Come on, come on, baby, please man,
give me a break.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Man.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
What do you use on your lovely skin? Product?
Speaker 6 (32:22):
As you the product, it's it's a mineral based one.
I forget the name of it because it's some funky
off brand or something.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
But it's expensive.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Yeah, so it's a little expensive, but it works really well.
And I just lather like a thirty SPF on me
all the time.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Oh you do. That's good? You keep that really you
and belly O.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I got to say, if all the people on the
show really watch your skin, you guys have a great skin.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Oh thank you stuff you do too. You got good skin.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Crozier you're like me, you don't care, you know, but
you guys got yeah, goods, good skin.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
It's my patients. I always say, what sound speed do
you like? I say, I love the subs freen youal use?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Oh what a great joke she's opening for Jay Leno
at yuk Yuks this Saturday.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
My patients always say what sunscreen do you like? I say,
I love the Sun's freen youal use?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Comedian we're live on KFI or an outcrosh
It's k if I AM sixty and you're listening to
The Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app CAMFI
AM sixty. It is The Conway Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
All right, ding.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Dong, everybody. We begin here on a Wednesday home. Dude,
it's hot outside. When I can talk about the heat,
it's either you're into it or you're not. And if
you're in outdoors and you're an outdoor job, well sorry,
you know, today's a brough day for you. Pretty rough
day for guys and gals out there slinging hammers and
(00:37):
putting in wires and doing paving and stuff like that.
This is one of those days where you go home
and just crash afterwards and you're done.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You're done. Takes a lot out of you, a lot
out of you today, but it'll get better this weekend.
We'll come down.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
This is a sign of the times where I check
I check email every day, three four times a day.
I checked my text probably ten times an hour maybe
maybe ten times an hour on average, and I check
voicemail about once every other month maybe. And there was
(01:15):
a woman in I'm sorry, there's a person in sale.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Figure.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
There's a person in sales who I've told them. I said, hey,
I never checked my voicemail. Don't please don't leave me
in a voicemail. Just text me and I'll call you
back immediately. And that person said, okay, And I get
a voicemail all the time, all the time, like, hey,
(01:43):
it's it's hostantly the same person.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I'm sorry, what did you just say?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Hey, it's it's it's constantly. You know, you're saying her name.
What you're not doing your mom? Yeah, I get my
front right, No, it's off today. No, it's not. We
know exactly who you're talking about. You know what you're
talking about? Who? Leslie? I don't know, is there Leslie?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You think you sound like this?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I do, but really you sound like this? Okay, I
screwed that up. What the hell?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
But man, oh man, it's it's like pulling teeth with
this one. And she always leaves a voicemail. Oh that's right.
You don't check voicemail for every month? Call me right knowing.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
That I'm not. I don't check it. I don't check voicemail.
Nobody checks voicemail. You know you'd have to.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Be rude to uh constantly, Uh, you know, voicemail people's
call her back. I didn't you know what she said, Hey,
there's a meeting in ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
It was three weeks ago, so I go. So I
missed out on that meeting.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I mean, I look, I told her I'll call you
back immediately on text.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
But I just don't check voicemail.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
This voicemails. Hey, where are you at? We're having the
meeting right now.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, because nobody ever calls me. You know, I think
it's rude to call people now in today's day and age.
I think you have to text somebody and say, hey,
you got a second.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Can I call you?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You always do that with me. I always have it
like do you have a couple of minutes? Can I
call you? Like that?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, all of a sudden, because if not, it's rude.
Like my wife and I are driving in the car
and we're just driving, talking, driving talking. All of a sudden, bang,
Oh my buddy's in the car with us too, right,
the three of us. All of a sudden, it's like
opening the door and getting in the car with the couple.
You know, that's what you're doing, you know, all of
(03:41):
a sudden.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Saying oh Billy, hey, how you doing.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Rob?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Nice to see it.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Hey, we're just, yeah, traveling, and you always always have
to say you're with your wife, or you're with your
girlfriend or your daughter, because most guys will go into
the eye, you know, describing their last s that they took.
It's not a thing women do, but it's the thing
(04:06):
guys do. And you sure, yes, Crozier, don't deny it.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I mean, I mean that alf of Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
That's great, that's a great save.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I was gonna think less of you if you did,
if you didn't talk about yours with your friends like
you're really good friends. Believe Well, yeah, I didn't make
it home for the restaurant. I had to stop at
a mpm oh Man, me too. I think it was
the potatoes. As you get older, the conversations get more frequent.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
But yeah, guys do that. You know, guys will say.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I was at the airport, parking at the airport and
I saw the biggest you know, duty in the parking lot,
and like, take a picture of it and send it
to the friends and go, look at this thing.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I don't think women't do that. I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
But but if you do take a photo, you also
have to be careful in your rolodeck?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Who you you know send that off to im?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Constantly going no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yes, yes, Probably wouldn't just leave it in there afterwards.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
No, no, it's got to be deleted, and it's got
to only go to a certain level.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Of guys who would find this amusing.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, mostly track guys. And then you know what, the
you run the risk of them sending another one back.
You think that's something. It's a competition about this. I
saw this at Hollywood Park in nineteen seventy eight. Wait,
how do you have that on your phone? Will I
transferred it? I paid to have a transfer to. Oh well,
it's kind of worth it, kind of worth it. That
is spectacular fish. That is kind of spectacular. Somebody really
(05:50):
went for it. But Billio, I can ask you as
a woman. You're a woman, right, yeah, okay, girl. Women
don't do that, do they?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
No? Nosh no, And I don't wouldn't admit it if
they did.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I think they would they. I think they like to
be like guys that way, where they're admitted.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
But they're just.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
There's some people that were at the station that you
can say that's true.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
That's totally true.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
I mean, are you talking about a picture of it? No?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
No, no, no, no no no no no.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
But have you just do we just connect with you?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Do we just connect with you?
Speaker 7 (06:26):
No?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
No, no, no, I just I take a picture of my
dog doing and send it to people.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
God no, I think that's a whole new level. God, yeah,
this is KF What happened to Rush Limbaugh?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I don't know. I don't know, so when it went
downhill after he left? What you're stuck with? I want
to change my answer. I guess some women do anybody
you know?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I've never heard you do a four syllables? All right,
very good? Isn't there a murder we can talk about?
Or a crime or something?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
All right, we gotta take a break. Care we're live.
I apologize for that. That's, you know one Every once
in a while, you know, you get a brain fart
and it gets away on you.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I Am six forty.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So Gary and Shannon are going to be out on
Friday May. This Friday out in Lancaster should be nice
and warm out there, nine am to one pm at
where they going news and bruise.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh Bravery Brewery, that's cool deal out there.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Didn't you go out there once, Crusier, You've been there
a couple of times.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, that's a drive for you. Huh. It is a
little bit.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Of a hump.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, but it's a fantastic place, man.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
But from your.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
House to Bravery Brewery is probably eighty miles seven fifty
maybe sixty. No, what are you to hear from forty
forty are? Yeah, so you're eighty At least I liked it.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
We did a great pizza place inside the joint. I
mean the pizza there is phenomenal, is that right?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah? Yeah, I've heard it's pizzas bomb.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
And they got a ton of different great stuff to
drink there. I mean they got a huge selection of stuff,
even if you don't like beer per se.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Isn't there a wall of fame out there too? There is?
And and they really respect the military out there.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yes, they absolutely do. He's got he was one of
the co I think initial investors for the place was
ar Lee Ermie, who was the guy in full mid jacket,
the drill sergeant, and so he was. He was a
friend of Bart's back then and he's got his uniform
sitting in there against the wall. Really yeah, really really cool.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Oh that's great, that's great. All right, So get on
out there for the Memorial Day broadcast. The least you
can do, right, dum dune. Men and women went out
and fought the rass is off for this country. And
you can't go to Bravery Brewery. What's wrong with you?
You gotta get out there. It's his Friday. It's your
sacrifice to get out there. It's the least you can do.
(09:31):
It is probably the least you can do.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Slide over there at nine am until one pm. The
address is four to two seven five eight Street West.
There you go, Lancaster. For you zip code nuts it's
nine three five three four. For some reason, we get
a lot of email on that. Hey, when you do locations,
(09:54):
can you add the zip code of my friends with
zip code nuts? Uh? Yeah, sure, and anything you like.
It's just a drive up window at this point. All right,
let's talk about the mosquitoes. I found a perfect way
to beat these mfrs back and nobody's talked about it before,
but I think I've come up with a way to
beat mosquitoes.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Up.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I've discovered because I did some research because I hate mosquitos.
I can't stand being bit I can't stand hearing them
in your ear at late at night.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
That's you know that I'm up. I'm up.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
But I got to find the guy and I got
to kill him for her. Because male mosquitoes don't bite you.
It's always a female mosquito that bites you. Males they
just cruise around. I probably talked about their tiny duties.
And the female mosquitoes will wipe you out.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
They carry disease.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
You can get dungey fever, you can get cold sores,
you can get herpies, you can get all kinds of
crap from these mosquitoes. And so you got to prevent
them from biting you. And the way I do it,
it's defensive and it's uncomfortable, but it's comfortable. Yeah, it's
expensive and uncomfortable, but it works. And I only discovered
(11:09):
it like last week or so, because we have for
some I can't figure out how mosquito's get in our house,
but they do, and I constant, I seem like two
or three times a week, and I got to go
and kill them. And I can't keep them out of
the house. So I in our bedroom, I turned the
air conditioning on full blast, and I get the bedroom
(11:29):
down to about sixty one sixty two degrees. And that
they're cold blooded insects and they hate that. They hate
the cold, so they'll leave the bedroom to go look
for warmer weather. They like it between seventy five and
eighty five degrees.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
That really benefits you because you love.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Oh yeah, yeah, if I could get it down to
forty five in there, I would.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
That's crazy. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
But so the mosquitos are cold blooded insects. They prefer
to live in areas that are around seventy five to eighty
five degrees. Some say seventy to eighty, but I've seen
reports seventy five to eighty five. And so through cold
weather mosquitoes they hate it.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
They don't like it. They definitely don't like it.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
So at around sixty to sixty five degrees, they become
lethargic and incapable of functioning at temperatures below sixty degrees.
Some say fifty, I've seen sixty.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
So Mosquitos, we hate you, all of you. Well that's
not true. The male ones. I don't mind you know,
they're just buzzing around, right, They're just dudes. Yeah, yeah,
they get them. You know, they never bother anybody, but man,
these females will come in and bite you. They will
bite you every time, including Angel Martinez. All right, let's
(12:51):
get into these stupid mosquitoes.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
This is routine mosquito prevention for John Blanchart or street.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Drains on this side.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
And if I don't keep it clean here and we
get standing water.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
And I'm aware of the problem with the mosquitoes.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
He's pretty well informed about efforts to bring down the
population of the eighties a jipti, also known as the
ankle biters.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh no, the ankle biters.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
The four staff with the Orange County Mosquito in Vector
Control District could notify him.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Oh let stero ones go.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
Blanchard knew exactly what they were up to Tuesday, releasing
even more of these mosquitoes across several Mission Veho neighborhoods.
We're using mosquitoes to fight mosquitoes. Thirty two stops across
a one hundred acre area. The preliminary stages of the
Sterile Insect Technique or SIT project.
Speaker 9 (13:38):
Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
What is it called nique or SIT project? Mmmmm h
sit project as I only wants spelling. Did they just
reverse the H and the eye in the S word
SIT project?
Speaker 8 (13:57):
SIT project. Don't worry, They're only release see males and
they don't bite, but they are half the problem when
they reproduce with their female biting counterparts. The solution these
males are sterilized in lab using X rays marked with
a fluorescent dust, then released weekly in the late summer.
Our sterile males will outcompete those wild males to mate
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with the females, and those matings will render sterile eggs.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Okay, that's a cool idea, because female mosquitos only mate
once in their life. Then they have they release all
the eggs, and then they pass away.
Speaker 8 (14:31):
The agency's director of Scientific Technical Services says the technique
already proving effective in LA County. These invasive insects not
just annoying. They can transmit dangay fevers, zica and chicken
gunia and only need a few drops of standing water
to lay their eggs.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Do you hear that? Do you you can catch these mosquitoes.
Speaker 8 (14:50):
They can transmit dangay fevers, zica and chicken gunia and.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Only you can get yourself a nice chicken gunya lunches. Yeah, yeah,
it was pretty good. Smelled good like an onion fondue.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
That's right, that's exactly.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, that was a good deal.
Speaker 8 (15:04):
And chicken gunia And on the Zika song, Oh I.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Gotta look for it. That was a great song. Ah,
I like that Zeka song.
Speaker 8 (15:12):
According to the California Department of Public Health, in twenty
twenty three, Southern California song two cases of locally transmitted
dangae fever. There were eighteen in twenty twenty four. We
are concerned now that these mosquitoes are showing that they
can be transmitting disease here locally.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yeah, and because of all this standing water, because of
the fires, we're going to have a brutal summer with
the mosquitoes. There's going to be I guess each pool
that's not taken care of can produce up to three
million mosquitoes.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
So there you go to our communities summer.
Speaker 8 (15:45):
Expects they'll have enough data by the end of this
year to know whether the sit project works here in
Orange County. Reporting in Mission Viejo, Jessica and Oby ABC
seven Eye Witness News.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
All right, there you go mosquitoes, the female lives or
forty two to fifty six days.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
That's the adult female.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
That's the lifespan of an adult female mosquito, forty two
to fifty six days. And then it's a rap. How
long do the male mosquitoes live? Ten days, ten days?
They're here for a week and a half and then
they move on and they're gone. But the females they
(16:24):
hang on forty two, four to five times longer.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
So they're buzzing around.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
They're buzzing around, and they're reproducing, and they're gonna sting you,
and they're gonna get sick.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
So you got to be aware of that.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
We're gonna there's gonna be millions, perhaps hundreds of millions
of more more mosquitoes this year than last year. I
don't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Can you just you can't move, you can't shut yourself in.
I just got to deal with it. Krozier, Your wife
has some kind of spray, like a mint spray that
she uses.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yeah, and I always forget the freaking name of it,
but yes, it works. Wonders is absolutely wonders.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
My wife got one of those natural sprays and I
sprayed myself the other night before I went to begs.
I heard a mosquito and then it smells like deet.
You know, I know it's natural, but if it still
smells like the chemical, it doesn't help me.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Yeah, this stuff smells like lavender, and.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Oh, I gotta find out what that is.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I gotta get a vat of it and just sit
in it every night before I get to bed, a big,
huge bathtub full of that crap.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Hey, I'm going to be in Long Beach on June fourth.
There's a big deal going on in Long Beach. I'm
gonna be speaking at the Queen Mary. Not sure about
what yet, but the talk that I'm given it's titled
Unfortunately the Humor Gene Skips a Generation Live with Tim
(17:55):
Conway Jr. Sounds exciting, Huh. It's gonna be on the
Queen Mary on June fourth at noon, and you can
buy tickets eighty one dollars eighty one eighty eight eighty
two dollars same time, so you can go to event
bright E V E N T B R I T
(18:16):
E dot Com Event Bright and then just type in
Tim Conwore Junior or Queen Mary. I'll be there June fourth,
and if you think that's worth it, spend eighty one
dollars and you know we'll smoke cigarettes, we'll drink, we'll fight,
We'll try to f up that Queen Mary somehow. You know,
that's what we do when we get out there. You know,
(18:36):
we we we leave our footprint when we go places.
You know, we just don't just show up and behave
and clean up and leave.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
We rattle the place.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
So we're not going to try to sink the Queen Mary,
but we're gonna get radical drinking, fighting and smoking. That's
what we do on vacation, drinking, fighting, smoking. If you
can't handle it, Queen Mary may not be for you,
but if you do, event Bright, slide on out there
June fourth, I'll be down there. We'll have a great
(19:08):
meal together and then I don't know, smoke cigarettes or something.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out, all right.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Let's talk about the FAA is out again. Another air
traffic outage, which makes everybody nervous to fly. Everybody was
nervous anyway, and then every time you hear one of
these stories. It's like going on a carnival ride that's
hooked up by matha addicts. You know the carnes that
travel around with those small carnivals. They hook up the
(19:35):
rides and you're like, it's part of the thrill of
the ride. You don't know if it's going to stay
together while you're on it, and that's part of the
thrill where you're like, Okay, this belt gonna stay on me.
Is this thing gonna come down? Is it going to
fall in a big heap? And we will be on
the local news.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
But now flying has become like this with you know,
local carnies putting it together.
Speaker 9 (19:56):
This was a little bit before noon, so the sky
was full of plane when this brief outage hit. Now
the FAA says it lasted just two seconds, but a
source familiar said it took about a minute for things
to fully come back online. The disruption prompted controllers at
the airport to hold departing flights for a time at
Newark while other controllers.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Go Newark takes it all the time. It's always Newark.
They always are in the thick of crap, always to.
Speaker 9 (20:22):
Hold departing flights for a time at Newark, while other
controllers warned flights they may not be able to communicate
with the planes in the air.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Good. We may be having frequency age ninety five go ahead,
they may be well.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
They lost the radar frequencies again.
Speaker 9 (20:38):
Now, the FAA says all flights that were in the
air stayed a safe distance apart. Last week's CBS News
obtained exclusive video of the May ninth outage that left
controllers screens blank that followed the April twenty eighth outage,
prompting about a half dozen controllers to take trauma leave.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Trauma leave so if the computer goes out while you're working,
you get forty five days off with pay. And you
know they all do it right because they're just you know,
they're like us, just like lazy guys looking for you know,
a paid holiday.
Speaker 9 (21:07):
About a half dozen controllers to take trauma leave since then,
Newark airp How do.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
We get trauma leave here? Is there anything we can
do to get trauma leave at kfive? Anything we have
to How can we possibly get trauma leave here? We
have to be attacked by management physically, Is that it?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I think? So? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
You see you later, Paul can come down and push
us around a little bit, take some time off.
Speaker 9 (21:31):
Since then, Newark Airport has been riddled with ongoing flight
delays and cancelations, due in large part to FAA staffing shortages.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
The FAA has.
Speaker 9 (21:38):
Been slowing down the number of flights in and out
of Newark, they say, to ensure safety, and the agency
is recommending limiting the number of flights allowed per hour.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
All right, did you see there was a flight coming
from Europe or going to Europe. I think it was
coming from Europe and the captain was walking around. You know,
he's trying to get chicks. You know, because when you're
up that high and you know your mind's not working right,
you see the guy in the uniform, like, oh, that
guy's hot. That guy runs the plane. It's a seven
forty seven. That guy's got some you know, cachet on
(22:08):
this thing. And so he walks around. He talks to
all the women and are the kids and the women.
You know, he does his whole rounds. And then while
he's doing that, while he's walking around the plane, the
pilot that was in charge had passed out. He had
some kind of medical in the cockpit So for ten
minutes there was nobody flying that plane over the ocean.
Ten minutes on autopilot, nobody knew any different. And then
(22:32):
they found out that the one pilot I had epilepsy
or he's flipping out over something. I don't know what
he had. You know, he's just a cook, just a nut,
and he had some kind of medical emergency and flipped
out in the cockpit.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Or is that right?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
It's probably not right to say that, BELLYO, you're you're
good with people. Well can you say that about the guy?
The guy in the cockpit, he passed out, He flipped out, passed.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Out, passed out. Yeah, that would be not flipped out.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
No, no, all right, Well he didn't, he was, he was,
he was unaware, he was unable, unable to uh, to
do anything. They came back in, they revived him, and
they'd land the plane safely. But for ten minutes, everybody
on board was being flown in a tube going six
hundred miles an hour with nobody at the wheel.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Nobody.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
That means if there was a plane that was noticed
on the radar coming at him, they couldn't see it, nobody.
That could have ended in a major, major disaster. Oh,
it's unbelievable. Makes you not what makes you want to fly?
If you're a you know, if you're just a thrill seeker,
but if you have a like a young family and
(23:52):
young kids, and you know you're important in their live,
you got to stick around. It makes you not want
to travel, makes you want to stay home, you know,
just sit in your house, because it does, you know,
with all the crime going around, with all the crazy flights,
with all the mosquitoes, with whatsever left of COVID, you know,
the bird flu going around, the regular flu going around,
(24:16):
you just want to sit in your house, you know,
and watch the world from inside your house where you're safe.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I get that. I get that. Man. People vacation are
thrill seekers.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
If you want to get out, go get a hotel,
flying an airplane, you know, rent a car, buzz around.
You're a thrill seekert nowadays. Before in the old days,
nineteen seventies, you're just commonplace. Ey guy's going on vacation.
Now if you say, hey, I'm going to Europe on vacation, like, wow,
what are you suicidal?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Why don't you just kill yourself here?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah, I'm going to South Africa or going to you know,
South America or Asia. Really well, good luck, nice knowing you,
you know, because chances are they could get wiped out
when you fly nowadays, you know, the fa the computer
systems are ancient. They're working in nineteen eighties technology in
(25:07):
keeping track of planes, and it's going to take them
six to ten years to upgrade that system ten years
and by the time they upgrade it, those computers, the
new computers will be obsolete. So enjoy your flight this
weekend where you're going from Memorial Day, I'm sure you'd
be thinking about what I just said.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
You're listening to Tim conwaytun you're on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Here's a bad stat for you sun lovers. Seventy five
percent of sunscreens are not effective. They're ineffective, they're not safe,
and you should throw them away seventy five percent. So
if you have young kids out there, you know, want
to protect them.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
I have a I went through, you know, that stage
with my daughter where I'm throwing sunscreen on her every
eight seconds like a crazy parent. And now she's nineteen,
so that's on her. You know, if she gets burned,
she gets burned. I'm out of the you should take
sunscreen with you business. Last time I said that to her,
she was eighteen. I said, sweating is the last morning
(26:12):
I'm gonna give you sunscreen, and then that's wrap. And
now she's on her own with sunscreen. But if you
have young kids, it's on you still. You have got
to make sure they have sunscreen on and you got
to make sure they have sunscreen that works.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Because some of it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
And if you have you know, I mean literally bad sunscreen,
I then it's almost like putting nothing on.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
So I don't know. I don't know. Let's find out
what's going on here with these sunscreens.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
With summer around the corner, it's time to get serious
about sunscreen.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Twenty five.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
You don't have anything high marcuriye.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
But before you slather on the sunblock, you may want
to consider what's in it.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Environmental Working Groups latest report.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
SPF products tested only about a quarter were deemed safe
and effective options.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
All right, so twenty five percent of sunscreen's work.
Speaker 7 (27:09):
But ewg's standards are not the same as the FDA.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
The FDA is looking at the specific filters that we
have on the market and doing rigorous large scale studies
to determine if the ingredients are unsafe, not if they're
potentially unsafe.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
You know, it's amazing, Angel and BELLYO. You probably did
that this. I know my sister did it, and I
think it's maybe some guys do it, but I think
a lot of women do it, Bellio. When you were
in the summer months in Denver, and what is that
like two weeks in July.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
When does the weather when is it nice in Denver?
Like summer months June through August.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
And you can sit out in the sun. Did you
ever put like baby oil on? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Isn't that crazy? Yes?
Speaker 6 (27:51):
And lemon in my hair, so I get like streets, yeah, streets.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
My sister did the same thing.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yeah, yeah, I mean she you know, she smelled like
a like a lemon, baby baby oil and all kinds
of and it was you know, sun tanned lotion in
the old days had no sunscreen in it.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
It was just oil.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
And you literally would fry your skin basically.
Speaker 8 (28:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
But I don't know what's changed until you do that
when you were younger, fry your skin.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
Oh absolutely, yeah, baby oil even vasoline.
Speaker 8 (28:24):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
And one of my uncles was a lifeguard, and he
had this concoction that mixed iodine with baby oil and
they would slather that on.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Is that right? Wow?
Speaker 6 (28:37):
Zero zero sunscreeny.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I remember how odd it was when you look at
lifeguards and they have no sunscreen on, they have just
sun oil on. And then they have this big ass
white zinc nose. For some reason, the nose was going
to be protected, but the rest of the body they said,
screw it.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
Don't get the nose.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Everything else but the nose. That's right.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Maybe they need their cokenose, you know, for hitting the clubs,
get riding that white pony later on after they saved
a couple of gals.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
That's probably going on.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
What the EWG is looking at anything that is potentially unsafe.
Speaker 7 (29:14):
In twenty nineteen, the FDA determined that several active ingredients
in sunscreens are absorbed through the skin, but the results
did not indicate people should refrain from the use of sunscreen.
Progress to study these ingredients further has stalled.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Oh no, why is installed? What the hell does that mean?
Speaker 7 (29:32):
Progress to study these ingredients further has stalled.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Why why are we stalling?
Speaker 7 (29:37):
And social media videos.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Like these sunscreen because it's terrible.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
For your skin worry experts. The American Academy of Dermatology
warns unprotected exposure to ultraviolet rays is a leading cause
of skin cancer.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Do you hear that? Do you hear that? Kids? You
can get skin cancer by sitting out the sun. Do
you hear that? Kids? Listen? Listen?
Speaker 7 (30:00):
The American Academy of Dermatology warns unprotected exposure to ultraviolet
rays is a leading cause of skin cancer.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
If you're if you have kids in the back, you
know you drive it around. You got nine year old,
ten year old kid in the back and they're on
their cell phone. Turn up the radio just a little bit.
Tell them to get off their phone for a second
and listen to this. Kids, I'm your uncle T Bones.
I know your mom's been and dad's been listening to
this for a while. And you probably you cross your
(30:30):
eyes when I come on. But I got a warning
for you kids in the back seat. Okay, here it
is for kids in the back seat, right now, listen
to this.
Speaker 7 (30:38):
Unprotected exposure to ultraviolet rays is a leading cause of
skin cancer.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Sun can give you cancer, So get your sunscreen back on. Okay,
Now back to the iPads and whatever you're doing.
Speaker 7 (30:51):
And sunscreen remains a vital part of skin cancer prevention,
but you don't have to go to extremes. Experts say
to keep it simple when choosing a sunscreen. Look for
products that are broad spectrum protecting against UVA and UVB rays.
Have an SPF of thirty or above.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Okay, that's important as well, you remember this.
Speaker 7 (31:13):
Have an SPF of thirty or above thirty or more.
That's also water resistance. And if you're worried about what's
in chemical sunscreens, the EWG and FDA agree that mineral
sunscreens with zinc oxide or titanium dioxide are sid.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Too much information, who's tracking all this?
Speaker 7 (31:33):
Are safe for people and the planet, but sunscreen is
not enough. Also, where sun protective clothing including hats and sunglasses,
so you can still have summer fun in the sun.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Great. So we're just we're all like beekeepers now, you know,
in the summer.
Speaker 6 (31:49):
Months, right, patients, I would say, what some of those ingredients,
some of those ingredients that she was mentioning, the bad ones.
They're super acidic and they do a lot of harm
to see life, especially coral reefs. So it's if you know,
if you put that stuff on you go into the water,
it is going to affect anything out there.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
I can't protect everything. Come on, come on, baby, please man,
give me a break.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Man.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
What do you use on your lovely skin? Product?
Speaker 6 (32:22):
As you the product, it's it's a mineral based one.
I forget the name of it because it's some funky
off brand or something.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
But it's expensive.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Yeah, so it's a little expensive, but it works really well.
And I just lather like a thirty SPF on me
all the time.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Oh you do. That's good? You keep that really you
and belly O.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I got to say, if all the people on the
show really watch your skin, you guys have a great skin.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Oh thank you stuff you do too. You got good skin.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Crozier you're like me, you don't care, you know, but
you guys got yeah, goods, good skin.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
It's my patients. I always say, what sound speed do
you like? I say, I love the subs freen youal use?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Oh what a great joke she's opening for Jay Leno
at yuk Yuks this Saturday.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
My patients always say what sunscreen do you like? I say,
I love the Sun's freen youal use?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
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