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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KFI AM six forty and you're listening to the
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. But Steph
Fush's birthday, we're celebrating that. Then we're all going to
Dodger Stadium to watch Clayton Kershaw pitch and achieve is
three thousand strikeout, three thousand strikeout shot on Channel seven.
(00:22):
Real quick here, Stephfush. We got to several homes evacuated
in San Gabriel because somebody has some fireworks.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
What's going on.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
In the meantime.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Some homes in the area have been evacuated, others a
little further away or being asked to shelter in place.
We'll keep an eye on the very latest as it develops.
For now, eleven or seven gifts on to save C
seven witness stands.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Yay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And we have some more vibes have gone bad, a
lot of fireworks. There was a plant that burned up,
exploded in northern Californiafornia. It seems like every every single
year this happens. You know, we all are going to
celebrate July fourth, and then we have nothing but huge
fireworks displays blow up in people's homes. Or in offices.
(01:05):
We have to put up with that all the time.
All right, Petros some money talked about us over on
five seventy am. And whenever they do that, we'd like
to play it on the show.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Beelly.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Oh what was it?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Were they complaining about us going to Dodger Stadium or
complaining about Stephusch's birthday party?
Speaker 6 (01:21):
More about Fush's birthday, But they do reference the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, all right, but complaining, yeah, a lot of complaining.
All right, let's get into Petro's money on five seventy am.
Let's find out what's going on with these two.
Speaker 7 (01:37):
Hendrik from Barbecuess Galore with a great deal. But but Matt,
I hear that not only did we not get the
sweet tonight, but they're eating pizza all over there for
Stephfusch's birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh at Steffush's birthday.
Speaker 8 (01:51):
Yeah, they got like three huge pizzas down the hall,
they got plates out, they got like streamers out for
Steffuch's birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
That's right, that's correct. Scaffous I like that pronunciation better.
You know what, we were singing Happy birthday to Stepfush.
Nobody knew what to call him. When it was happy.
Speaker 8 (02:10):
Yeah, for Scaffoosi's birthday, Skaffouche for Scaffousi's.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Birthday is having the time of his li.
Speaker 8 (02:17):
Then they're gonna all gonna go to the suite and
just kind of eat all the food there.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Now you're you know what, I don't think that's accurate.
Speaker 9 (02:22):
What did you get some pizza? Did they invite? We
had hot dog days? The fush had three?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Did they invite? Is that true? You had three dogs?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
No? I had more? How made you have?
Speaker 10 (02:36):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Well?
Speaker 11 (02:37):
I had three when they had it in the little
hot dog maker.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Right, and as they were taking it to put it
into into Petros's cart so you could take it home,
you followed him and had two more.
Speaker 11 (02:47):
No, he So Kate's brought it out and he's like, hey, Foush,
do you want the rest because otherwise I'm gonna throw himut.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'm like okay, And there was like five of them left,
so I had the rest.
Speaker 10 (02:58):
All five?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Wait, you had eight hot dogs? Yeah? Give her take
around back? Well give or take what like nine? Take
around five?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
No no wait, but your ballpark ballpark hot dogs by
the by the half dozen.
Speaker 11 (03:16):
Well, because the ones that I had in the in
the hot dog maker, I had with like ketchup in
the bun. Oh, and then so I had like I
had three there, and then Kate's was gonna take him out.
He goes, hey, we got more, and I was like, oh,
I wanted to have some more, but I didn't want
to like intrude because no, no, no, here you go. And
so he just gave me the hot dogs by themselves,
(03:36):
and I ate him with buns, No, no, with no buns, just.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
The naked dog exactly, with a little bit of ketchup.
And that was all. And you had five of those.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yep, did your do your shoes ever pop off or
your belt explodes?
Speaker 11 (03:52):
I mean, that's a lot of salt. Well, no, it
was just the hot dogs. Okay, I didn't have the
like hot dog water. Okay, you're my kind of guy.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
That might that hot dog water might be good with
your ramen noodles though, Oh that would be great, that
would be good.
Speaker 11 (04:08):
Actually that yeah, that would be nice. And that's where
the and that's where the wilderbe started.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You know what, when you say I didn't drink the water,
the hot dog water, that leads me to believe that
in the past that that's been part of the meal. No, no, no,
it's never been a part of the meal. Okay, I
will say that. Okay, all right, all right, let's get
back to a petro some money, chit chatting about it.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
First, Cafousi's birthday is having the time of his liay,
and then they're gonna all gonna go to the suite
and just kind of eat all the food there.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Now you're you know what, I don't think that's accurate.
Speaker 9 (04:37):
What did you get some pizza? Did they invite We
had hot dog days? The fush had three, right, Did
they invite you down for pizza?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I walked by twice.
Speaker 8 (04:44):
I did a drive by, and I was like, oh,
cool pizza, waiting for the old invite?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
You want some?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Sawmitch Stefush's birthday?
Speaker 8 (04:51):
No, I just gotta yeah, kept on walking and I
did a second driveway and I saw Conway.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I was like, hey, ding dog pizza here. He's like,
oh yeah. I didn't say an the other word. How
about this guy? Is a third drive by.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I just walked by coming back from the restroom, and
I saw the pizzas and I saw Sharon and Conway
as well.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
You know, said Hey, Sharon, how's it going. Oh you
got pizza here?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
He says, yep.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
They don't get Hot Dog Day. They don't get any of.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Our hot dog We're out next we're out hot that's hot.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
No no, no, no, no, we're in on Hot Dog Day.
The pizza was a special birthday celebration. We are definitely
in on Hot Dog Day.
Speaker 12 (05:26):
I specifically heard Sharon tell Kates that we got to
wait for Steph because it's his birthday and he needs
to get into it first.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, otherwise it be wiped out. You know, it's radio people.
Speaker 13 (05:36):
Yeah, I heard her say that.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, radio people don't eat until they come to work,
and then they don't need at home until they come
back to work.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
And since when do we have to offer them, like
would you like to have a piece of pizza?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, they should just take one.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah right, yeah, we just you know, we take when
they have Hot Dog Day.
Speaker 11 (05:54):
We don't ask, We just grab, grab and go. I
just like how Kate said he had to do a
drive by.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
A lot too.
Speaker 13 (06:02):
I should have known he was up to something.
Speaker 14 (06:04):
Yeah, and they're the ones that screamed the pizzas cooled
and the cheese is conge wow, complaining about pizza that
they weren't even opera day.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
That's a new load.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Hot hot Yeah no hot dogs free dam though next week?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
No, no, no, no, we're into We were on the
hot dog list. This has nothing to do with hot dogs.
Speaker 13 (06:26):
Yeah, I may take more.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah they have Hoffee, they have the best hot dogs
over there. We're on the list.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
We're on it.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Oh is it hot dog Day? Yep?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Get out. But you know what, that pizza smells so good?
Where is it from? It from Reno's?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, Oh that's great pizza. Man, that's good. It was
really good. It was great petros, great money, delicious cats.
It was unbelievable. Oh but I had the three meat sauce.
Oh yeah, that looked good, pepperoni and ham duh delicious.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Oh my god, good a bit.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
They got good pizza. That's why, that's why they're not
giving you.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I think it's Dinos, damn it.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
They got real good pizza, damn it, sons of bitches.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And how about Dinos gets uh, you know, a free
plug for pizza that they didn't supply, Not that I
didn't have to do anything and they got.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
A free plug. Just reputationes so anyway. Is it Dominoes? Yeah,
it's Dominoes. No, it's pizza hut.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I have a few textosos. That's terrible.
Speaker 13 (07:28):
Brought to you by your sokel Toyota dealers.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I didn't know you do those.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh, now I know why you wanted Now I know
why you wanted us to play this because you're in it.
Speaker 13 (07:38):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 15 (07:40):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Oh my god, it's so predictable, isn't it? Though? It
really is so shallow and not you. But I guess
it is you. I got it is you.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I have a few textosos. That's terrible.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Brought to you by your sokel Toyota dealers. We make
it easy.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Rarely.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
What voice is that when when they say the cute
high school boys the high school girlfriend voice?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
What do they ask for them?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
The onjenou.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Not like a college sorority gal.
Speaker 13 (08:14):
Maybe a little bit of that tossed in you.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Yeah, brought to you by your Sokel Toyota dealers. We
make it easy.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
It sounds like you're probably wearing a dress while you
do that.
Speaker 13 (08:23):
I was wearing a sun dress. Your hair's up, Yeah,
I had my hair up in a messy bun.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, And you got the big white glass sunglasses on.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Yeah, yeah, brought to you by your sokel Toyota dealers.
Speaker 13 (08:34):
We make it easy.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Rarely is it a two way street, Matt, Rarely is
it a two way street?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
You know?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
All we can if I.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Wants to take, take, take, but they don't want to get.
What are they willing to give?
Speaker 9 (08:45):
We give ourselves. We're benevolent. We give ourselves to this station,
to this cluster, to everybody on the fourth floor. What
do we ask in return? Nothing?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
But if you don't give us something, We're gonna bite
your ass on the air.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
They ate they swallowed Kates's old birthday cake hole.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Bit out the candles.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
That's totally true. See's not wrong. We did attack Kates's
birthday cake pretty good.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
They ate they swallowed Kates's whole birthday cake hole, bit
out the candles.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
That's true. Stephush and I have that we have, We're
born with it. I think we can unlock our lower
jaw and just take on food and like snakes.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
They ate they swallowed Kates's whole birthday cake hole. That's
bit out the candles still lit. I have some texts.
This is from a listener who says I'm currently at
the September's in Rancho Kook. I live in Long Beach
but happened to be in the area. It's in a
huge shopping center, so plenty of parking. Vanessa bear Lopez reporting,
(09:55):
Hey Vaz, right there you go.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
That's that's great.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Petros and Money pissed off that they didn't get the
sweet tonight and then live it that they weren't invited
to the pizza party. Sorry, which they were they were. Yeah,
they could have come in it and had a slice.
We don't have to send up written invitations, you know.
Every time we do the Marongo party in October, I
get five to ten people who work here at KFI
(10:23):
and go, well, maybe I'll be invited next year. I'm like, no, no,
you're invited every year. We just don't send out written
invitations every event we do. Everybody who works in this
building is invited to period, and we'll be welcome with
open arms. But we don't send out, you know, invitations everybody.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
We just don't do that. All right, We're.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Gonna try to get to David Abassey. We understand it's
a big day at Dodger Stadium and he has a
lot to work, so we're gonna have a lot to
work on, so we're gonna try to get him on.
But Clayton Kershaw is an hour and forty five minutes
away from starting that game where he's gonna get his
three thousand strikeout. That's going to be a major, major
story in all of TV news and radio news to night.
(11:06):
You'll see it all over the news. It's a big deal.
So get out to the stadium before that first pitch.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am six forty.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Big day at Dodgers Stadium.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Clayton Kershaw is going to achieve his three thousand strikeout.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
David Vasse is with us to say, hey, kid.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
It's got to be you know, the feeling around the
stadium has got to be electric.
Speaker 15 (11:32):
Bub It really is. And what makes the Dodgers the
Dodgers is the guys that played for the Dodgers, and
the all time LA Dodger home run leader Eric Carros
is here. He's gonna stick around and watch Kershaw strike
out his three thousands of his career. So it's awesome
to see him here. And you know, it's a big game.
When Jim Hill's here too, Conway.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Wow, and Fred Rogan?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I think who I think Fred Rogan and Jim Hill
are going.
Speaker 15 (12:02):
I don't think so. I don't think Fred's making the
drive from the ten.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Buddy?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
How many innings did he do it? And has he
pitched over three thousand innings?
Speaker 15 (12:13):
No, that's the thing. It's one thing to reach this plateau.
And Kershaw is going to become just the twentieth pitchers
in baseball history to record three thousand strikeouts. But he's
doing it quicker than most ever had. He's only thrown
twenty seven plus one hundred innings. Others have thrown thirty
five hundred innings to achieve this goal. There's a ratio
(12:37):
of strikeouts per nine innings. His is the fifth best
in baseball history. And also, to put it in context
for us in La Conway, is the fact that Kershaw
has spent his entire eighteen year career with the Dodgers.
He's going to become just the third pitcher in baseball
history to record all three thousand strikeouts on the same team. Wow.
(13:01):
Christy Matthewson did it for the Giants in the twenties.
Bob Gibson did it for the Cardinals in the seventies,
and Kershaw's going to do it here with the Dodgers tonight.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That's incredible. Imagine it's gonna be a complete sellout tonight.
Speaker 15 (13:16):
Yeah. Yeah, you know, there's so many people that have
texted me Conway, Hey, I'm coming to the game. Can
we come by or can you come to our seats?
It's like, no, I've you know, I'm not. I'm not
the Dodgers stadium concierge greed Yere. You know, I'm here
to broadcast the game and witness history myself. But that
just shows you how many people are really excited about tonight.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Are they going to stop the game when it happens?
Speaker 15 (13:42):
From what I've been told, Kershaw does not want the
game to be stopped. Oh so, unless it happens organically
where the fans give him a standing ovation, he obviously
will step off the mound and you know, tip his cap.
But he does not want the Dodgers to do anything
choreographed to stop the game. So if it happens organically,
(14:03):
obviously he's going to reciprocate. But he does not want
the game stopped.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, but but okay, he doesn't want the game stop,
but fifty six thousand other people there do.
Speaker 15 (14:14):
Yeah, well, they can make the game be stopped by
giving him the longest, loudest standing ovation that is so
organic that he has to be able to react to it.
What he doesn't want is for the scoreboards to start
stoping the game, for the music to go on in
the middle of an inning. So that's what he doesn't want.
(14:34):
But if it happens organically with the fans, obviously, that's
something that you know he can't control.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
If you were on the White Sox, would you want
the three thousand strikeout to be at your bat?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
You're at bat?
Speaker 15 (14:49):
Uh No, you're a competitor. You don't want that. But
if it has to be you, it's kind of cool.
I mean, you're going to strike out two hundred times
in baseball in a season, so if one of those
is historic, I guess you know, be part of history. Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
And that ball will go right to the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 15 (15:09):
That's to be determined, right.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
First first time, first draft, first ballot, Hall of Famer.
Speaker 15 (15:19):
Yeah, but that doesn't mean that he has to donate
the baseball.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
How I see? Okay, will they give him the.
Speaker 15 (15:24):
Baseball, the ham or the Dodgers. Yeah. See what they
have now is authenticators that authenticate and put a sticker
on any equipment or baseball just so everybody knows that's
the ball. So there is an authenticator every game. And
the Dodger dugout so once he gets the three thousand strikeouts,
they'll roll it to the dugout kill authenticated and Kershaw
(15:46):
will have it in his locker.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I can't wait, Matt, Buddy, I'm going to be watching
it right there in that big ass suite.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Hey, Ben Maller, and you have gone at it right?
Who Ben Maller?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (15:59):
Yeah, the over guy. Yeah, he's like the Art Bellow
sports Radio.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I love that guy and he and what were you
guys fighting over?
Speaker 15 (16:11):
Well, he's jealous because he did host Dodger Talk through
one of the worst times that they had when Fox
owned them and they were finishing in second and third place.
So there's a lot of jealousine and me over me
having two World Series rings hosting Dodger Talk for the
last fourteen years during the golden age of Dodger baseball.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
That is great, Buddy.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I love watching the broadcast You're on every single time
before the game, and I look forward to those pieces
that you do.
Speaker 15 (16:40):
Thanks a lot, Conway. I appreciate it and love your support.
I really appreciate you read.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Hey, buddy, I hope you have a great night. Tell
Kershaw that I said hi, and I'll see him at
Don Kucko's in the valley.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
He'll know what that means.
Speaker 15 (16:54):
I'll tell him right before he goes out to war
them up tonight.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
All right, you're the best, buddy, Thanks for coming on
on big dog with you.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
All right there he goes David Vase say, man, oh man,
what a night at the stadium. We're all gonna buzz
down there. Got a big ass party bus. We're gonna
be at the stadium. It's gonna be great. We've we've
recorded some of the last few segments because we got
to get down there and watch this.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
All right.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
We're live on KFI celebrating steph Ush's birthday. It's a big,
huge day here in Los Angeles. Clayton Kershaw and steph
uje I both share a day, which is July second.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
You'll always remember twenty twenty five.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I was in ARII last night? What does that stand for? ARII?
Speaker 10 (17:47):
Does anybody know Recreational Equipment.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Incorporated Corporated?
Speaker 10 (17:54):
Yeah, cop, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
It's a co op and I had I constantly. I
guess that means that I own part of it.
Speaker 16 (18:04):
Yeah, you own a little bit, and you get dividends
back based on the purchases that you make throughout the year.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I got a forty dollars check and then I forgot
to use it and it expired, so I got screwed.
But I was in RII last night, and I usually
don't buy anything. Everything's really nice, but everything's really expensive there.
And a woman comes up to me, she's probably in
her sixties, and she's, excuse me, where are the Patagonia
(18:33):
shirts for women?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Like, how the F?
Speaker 17 (18:38):
What?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I know?
Speaker 13 (18:39):
I'm surprised you didn't know.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I didn't know.
Speaker 16 (18:42):
But are you wearing your Were you wearing your hunter
green shirt and khaki pants?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
I was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, and I have my
I did have my keys around my neck on a
lanyard from Walmart, so that might have given it away.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
But I said, how the F would I know?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
And she's, you know, she like grabs her chest like,
whoa an attitude for guy worked here?
Speaker 13 (19:04):
Did she ask to speak to your manager?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yes, she should have. I could have used it talking
to and I said, no, I don't.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I don't work here.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
She goes, oh, I'm I'm I apologize. I said, Okay,
it's not a big deal. I just don't work here,
but I could I like to know that I could.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I looked. The part now I got to do is
know where the merchandise is.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
But you have in the past taking taken people to yes,
at home depot.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
This is, by the way.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
That was the third time that I was recognized, not
third time, right, third time I was mistaken for working
at a place. First time was home depot where a
woman said I'm looking for for a garden fence for
like fencing for my yard. And I was in paint
and I said, well, I don't work here, but I
know where there is.
Speaker 13 (19:48):
On shoulder where one that was very nice, thank you
very much.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
And then the second one was, well, i'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
The third one was ARII and so it's home depot,
ari I, Belly, you know me better.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I'm gonna let you guess where.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
The third time I was in a business where they
thought I worked there, Okay, and you probably know me
better than Krozier. I've known you longer. I've not even
longer than maybe Angel would know me better. I don't know,
but I think you we we see each other more
than anybody. We talk on the phone more than than
non the rest of the crew. Yeah, so why don't
(20:24):
you try to guess we're the third place? And I've
said it before on the air, so it's gonna, you know,
test your memory.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
So I was I was mistaken?
Speaker 16 (20:32):
It?
Speaker 18 (20:32):
Ari?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I for an employee and home depot? Where was the
third place that somebody mistakes me?
Speaker 6 (20:38):
It like Goodwill? Like the cashier at Goodwill or something,
or like the receiver?
Speaker 13 (20:45):
Was it goodwill? Anyone?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
No?
Speaker 10 (20:51):
I think I know where it was.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
It was not goodwill. It was as a receiver, Pelly,
I don't.
Speaker 13 (20:59):
Know, but taking in people's stuff. That seems like something
you would do.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
No, it wasn't a good will. What do you what
do you? Where? Do you think it was? Angel?
Speaker 10 (21:08):
Target?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
No, it wasn't Target either. That was my guest.
Speaker 13 (21:11):
Oh, I know, I know, I know, I know. Bartender
at the abbey.
Speaker 10 (21:17):
Clearly.
Speaker 13 (21:18):
No, No, it wasn't a bartender at the abbey.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
You're a server at the abbey.
Speaker 13 (21:27):
Ser a bartender, but a server a host. You were
the host at the abbey.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That's not that's not wrong, that's wrong.
Speaker 17 (21:35):
I know.
Speaker 10 (21:36):
I'm about Trader Joe's with that Hawaiian shirt.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Nope, but that's a good that's a good one. I
often get eyeball to Trader Joe's. I don't think anyone asks,
because everyone in there looks like they worked there.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
Dishwasher at tally Rand, that's what it is. Dishwasher at
tally Rand.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
No, no, it wasn't dishwasher. It wasn't Goodwill. Were you
the dishwasher at TALLI raid?
Speaker 13 (21:59):
Could you know see that? I could see that.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
It's not a dishwasher, it's not Goodwill, and it's not
a gay bartender.
Speaker 13 (22:07):
Fine, what is it? I'm out of here.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
You remember this story? It's a Chippendale's.
Speaker 13 (22:12):
Oh yeah, you remember that?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Remember that where that woman says you up next?
Speaker 13 (22:21):
Yes, I do remember that.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Angel please and the woman said are you up next?
I'm like, no, that's very flattering, and it was. It
was one of my highlights.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Of my life.
Speaker 13 (22:36):
Well, you were wearing that construction hat.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
That's right, and that's back when I was drinking less
and smoking less.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
That's pretty you know, pretty ripped.
Speaker 13 (22:45):
You were ripped, but.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Wine, now you just.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I was ripped, but that was because of the drinks.
Because that woman said, she goes you. Oh now you
remember the story, she goes you look ripped like, oh thanks,
because how may have you had.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
What hell out of here? But yeah, there's ARII home
depot and Chippindals.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
So there you go. Good morning, good afternoon, and good night.
All right, we'll come back and talk about p Diddy.
He has escaped, he's done a magic act and we'll
find out when he's going to be home. And with
those freak off parties again, those are going to happen.
Those are going to happen.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I Am six forty.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
It is the Conway Show. A lot of traffic to
get down to Dodger Stadium, so I hope you're in
your car. I travel travel on the five Freeway starts
before Burbank. Southbound five starts right before Burbank and goes
all the way to the stadium. If you're on the
one oh one, where does that start, angels that still
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out in Uh we're in ox Nard or San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Where's that start?
Speaker 10 (23:57):
No, it's improved a little. Let's just slow out of
caliber now.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
All right, So Calabasas the Dodger Stadium. How long a
ride you think that is? Can you calculate that? Do
you have any any equipment to be.
Speaker 11 (24:07):
Able to do that?
Speaker 10 (24:08):
I'm doing it right now.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Okay, Calabasas the Dodger.
Speaker 10 (24:12):
Stadium, Calabasas all the way.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
To, all the way down, all the way.
Speaker 10 (24:21):
That's going to take about an hour and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Oh my god, miles. Oh forty three miles in an
hour and fifteen minutes. Isn't bad?
Speaker 10 (24:31):
Yeah, it's not too bad.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Wait.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
I don't think Calabasas.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Calabasas is really forty three miles from Dodgers Stadium.
Speaker 10 (24:40):
According to this map.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I think that's wrong.
Speaker 10 (24:45):
How far do you think it is?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I think Calabasas the Dodger Stadium is in the twenties,
maybe maybe mass.
Speaker 10 (24:52):
This is by way. This is this is why Baker's
Field five.
Speaker 16 (24:56):
No, this is the one on one through Baker's Field
through Lancaster. Okay, down, this is the one on one
to the five. But the one O one all the
way down is you chop off like ten miles?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Oh I see, okay, that's wrong too. I'm telling you,
Calabasas to Dodger Stadium is not forty three miles. I
was born and raised in the valley, and I know
that that's wrong. I don't I'm not blaming you. I'm
blaming the equipment you're using, okay, because look from my
house to do Disneyland's forty three miles. I mean it's
(25:32):
I'll figure this out. But whatever, what equipment do you
use to do that? Do you just have like like
a short guy in the office who guesses.
Speaker 10 (25:39):
Yes, yeah, you feed him snacks and he guesses.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
That's not the guy to rely on.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
I don't like that guy.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
All right, let's get into P Diddy's life. P Diddy
is going to be very well.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Was very happy, thrilled with the verdict here and now
his whole life has changed. He thought he's going in
prison rest of his life. It may even just be months.
Speaker 18 (26:04):
Sean Dittycombs appeared to be overwhelmed with emotion once the
judge adjourned the proceedings.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
He then began to pray while kneeling on the ground.
Speaker 18 (26:12):
After the verdict, Diddy's family celebrated on the streets in
New York City, doing push ups on the sidewalk while
others danced. They then said a few words exclusively to
ABC News on.
Speaker 19 (26:22):
Everybody watching, So Happy turned the pots coming on.
Speaker 18 (26:27):
The jury finding him not guilty of racketeering, conspiracy, and
sex trafficking. The jury did find him guilty of counts
three and five transportation to engage in prostitution. The jury
heard from thirty four witnesses, including two of Combe's former girlfriends,
Cassie Ventura and a woman testifying under the alias Jane.
Both women testified Combs forced them to engage in sexual
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encounters referred to as freakoffs and hotel nights. Jurors watched
this hotel surveillance video from twenty sixteen here in Los Angeles,
showing Comb's dragging and kicking Ventura several times times. Cassie
Venture's attorney spoke about the verdict.
Speaker 19 (27:03):
Well, please that he looked at He's finally been held
responsible for two federal crime, something that he's never faced
in his life. He still faces substantial jail time. Of course,
we would have liked to have seen a conviction on
the sex crimes in Rico, but we understand it beyond
a reasonable doubt is a high standard.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, he beat the Rico charge. He beat that charge
that would have been life in prison. And he's coming home, everybody.
Speaker 19 (27:29):
And we're just pleased that.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
So get out the baby oil.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Those freak offs are going to happen again and again
and again, and all the people that asked all over Diddy,
either in the media or actors or actresses.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
He's coming home. Now you're gonna have to deal with that.
Speaker 19 (27:49):
He still faces substantial jail time.
Speaker 18 (27:52):
The defense argued that women were willing participants in fulfilling
Combe's sexual desires and that all the encounters we heard
about in this trial were consented. Legal experts say it's
a big win for Diddy.
Speaker 20 (28:03):
An overwhelming win, but also a complete rejection of the
testimony of Cassie Ventura victims Mia and Jane.
Speaker 18 (28:12):
I know.
Speaker 20 (28:13):
Cassie's lawyer said that they were pleased with a verdict,
but a prostitution verdict is not a win.
Speaker 17 (28:19):
And the bail hearing just wrapped up moments ago. Did
he was seen passing notes to his attorney who was
still asking the judge to release Combs. The judge again
denied that request. The sentencing date is now set for Friday,
October third.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Worst case twenty years.
Speaker 15 (28:34):
That legal expert that we spoke to saying best case
scenario for him, he could be given time served.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
That's why he could walk out.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
He's not going to get twenty years. There's no way
they give him twenty years. He is going to be home.
I bet by Christmas. You know, yeah, I'm serf they.
Speaker 12 (28:49):
Give him like the full He's certainly not going to
serve it.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
No, and who gets twenty years for prostitution, you know, nobody?
If he did, I could imagine that he could win
that on appeal and say, show me the cases where
people have gotten twenty years for prostitution. Most people it's
a slap on the wrist. It's a fine and you
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go home. He's gonna be home by Christmas. I bet
he's home in the next week or so. I bet
they have a bail hearing and they said, what he's
got to stay there till the sentence in which is
twenty October third.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Is that it was that the data? I think it was.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Yeah, So he's got to stay at all October third,
but I think he'll be home on the fifth, sixth, seventh.
You know, it's gonna be home for on Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 12 (29:36):
I mean, he was arrested last year, and every day
that he serves is a day that would count towards
the sentence. I think it's more than a day, times
for every day and a half or something like that.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah, so I think he might be a home for
the holidays. All right, when we come back, we have
all right, we can do it right now, Krozier, you
are unbelievably again and I hope you win this year.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
You and Jen are up for a Couple of the Year.
Is that right?
Speaker 17 (30:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (30:02):
There's there's this website that Jen found called America's Favorite
Couple Fave Couple no e dot org, and she put
Jen and I in and we basically just tell our story,
how we met, where we're together, and what it means
to us, and then people kind of vote on it.
You can get a check with my my socials and
you can vote like once a day every day I'm voting.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
So it's it's america Fave f av Couple dot org. Yes,
America's fave couple dot org. And like I said on
my socials, iheartkrozer for you know, let's do that. Let's
go to that Facebook and all that stuff. I have
links in the in the posts that we put there.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Okay, how do people get to hold you on social
I heard Crozier.
Speaker 12 (30:41):
I heart whether it's Instagram or you know, Facebook or
any of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
All right, let's vote in big numbers Krozier and his
wife that big ass trophy.
Speaker 12 (30:53):
Yeah, and kind of get an idea of you know,
like how we met and all that good stuff too,
because we've got a little rundown on it.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah, that's a great story. It's a really cool story.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
All Right, Dodgers are going to play in an hour
and thirteen minutes. Hope you're at the stadium, and hope
you didn't have to drive the forty three miles from Calabasas,
which I still contend is radically wrong.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
All right, rely on KFIM six forty