Dolly Parton reassured fans sheâs alive and well after false rumors of her death, joking, âI ainât dead yet.â Verizon confirmed that a major LA County outage was caused by vandals who cut multiple fiber lines. A popular Halloween decoration, âJack Kellington,â was stolen, sparking neighborhood frustration. Meanwhile, authorities uncovered an international crime ring involving house sitters and cleaners accused of inside jobs targeting homes.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KMF I Am six forty and you're listening to
the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Dodgers won last night and they're moving on National League
Championship Series. So if you're a Phillies fan, I'm sorry.
If you're an Eagles fan, sorry, it's been a rough week.
The Eagles lost on Sunday. They were undefeated. They lost
to the Broncos on Sunday, and then four days later
they lost to the Giants, I think by two touchdowns,
(00:30):
which is a lot. I don't think anybody had, you know,
New York minus fourteen, like.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
They like doubled up on them, didn't they. Yeah, thirty
thirty four to seventeen or something. Yeah, no good, no good,
no good? Well good for us? Yeah not if you're
a Phillies fanst Cowboys. I thought that team was going
to go undefeated. Nah, you don't think.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You didn't think so? Their offense, No, you're right, you're correct,
and now they're on It's a tough week. It's gotta
be one of the worst weeks in Philadelphia sports history.
It's got to be. It has to be. I mean,
for the for you know, the Eagles to lose twice
to crappy teams, sorry Billy, and then to lose on
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an air. There's only been one other game that cost
them on an air.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Uh, there's there's only one series in the playoffs before
last night that ended on an error.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
And so that was the second one. So last night
doubled that number. Yeah. And it's uh, it's a play
that he makes ninety nine point nine percent of the time.
It's the easy, one of the easiest plays in baseball.
You know. You you get a dribbler to the mound,
he picks it up and he throws it that that
the I think it was Paz was the batter. He
(01:48):
wasn't even halfway to first when that ball got to
the pitcher. He would have been out by nine steps.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
And even the think the pitcher, the catcher actually was
going pointing to first.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
But you know, you know when you point to a
picture when when he's in third grade or fourth grade,
when you're teaching him the game, you know, dribbler, okay, first,
go go go throw it to first, Throw it to first.
He's pointing to the first baseman, and then I love
the third baseman he's walking in. Then he grabs his
hand and he puts his hands on his head and
(02:22):
he puts his head down like Christ. Though mighty, I
just see that.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Jesus Christ, the picture did everything wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
He's got to feel this forever. Oh yeah, this is
Bill Buckner. Move Bill Buckner's style. Oh he's got to
be feel horrible. All right. Let me Bellio's favorite artist, Bellio.
I would say top five for you, Dolly Parton, Oh,
absolutely easily.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Maybe top two, right maybe maybe maybe, okay, maybe alright,
but I love Dolly party.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Well, she's alive. A lot of people thought she had
passed away.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Yeah, what was that all about?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I think just boredom. You know. People are like, oh,
I haven't seen her in three days. I bet you
show me something.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Her sister was putting out like to pray for her.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
She had some kind of illness. I don't know what
it was, but she looked pretty good. She did a
video tape or video I should say, there's no more tape.
I'm on her health. So let's give that a listen,
shall we.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Country music icon Dolly Parton is clearing the air, reassuring
concern fans about her well being after she abruptly canceled
her Vegus residency citing health challenges. The legend, posting this
video to social media, captioned, I ain't dead yet.
Speaker 8 (03:40):
I know lately everybody thinks that I am sicker than
I am.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Do I look sick to you.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
A little bit?
Speaker 8 (03:49):
I'm working hard here anyway. I wanted to put in
about his mindedes.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Didn't she do that?
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Waitman, I'm working hard here?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Isn't that her song I'm working hard for my money?
Is that Dolly parton?
Speaker 6 (04:01):
I'm working hard nine to five?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (04:03):
That no?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh, it's called nine to five working. Okay, we got
to make stuff work.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Who does I'm working home the summer?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Don summer? Okay, I get that mixed up.
Speaker 8 (04:14):
Anyway, I wanted to put in about his mind at ease.
That seem to be real concern, which I appreciate, and
I appreciate your prayers because I'm a person of faith.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
According to a source close to the situation, Dolly's been
dealing with kidney stone, hard pebble like materials that can
cause intense urinary pain.
Speaker 9 (04:33):
Each year, more than half a million people visit the
emergency department suffering from kidney stones.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Okay, and we always have to go into the lesson
of how many and whatever, what hurts and everything. Let's
just give her a break.
Speaker 9 (04:45):
Kidney stones can affect anyone at any age, though the
older you get you are at an increased risk. A
lot of people don't know they have them until they're
experiencing kidney stone pain for the first time, and it
can be very, very intense.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Concerns about Dolly's health intensified this week after the singer's
younger sister, Frieda, posted to Facebook asking for prayer warriors
to join her in praying for Dolly, but later clarified
that she didn't mean to scare anyone.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, she had kidney stones. I mean, how many people
die from kidney stones zero.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
Dolly first mentioning her battle with kidney stones after she
was forced to miss an in person appearance at a
Dollywood event in September. The Grammy winning performer says her
health started to take a turn after the passing of
her beloved husband, Carl Dean, who died earlier this year
at the age of eighty two.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
As I mentioned back when my husband Carl was very sick,
that was for a long time, and then when he passed,
I didn't take care of myself.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
But the country music super happens a lot. You know,
when one person and a couple dies, the other one
sort of lets themselves go and ah, that's too bad.
I mean, look, she'll be fine. I don't know much
about kidney stones. I know that you can there's ultrasound
I think you can use to break them up. So
I'm sure she has the best care. She's a multi billionaire.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
But the country music superstar wants fans to rest assured.
She's got plenty more gas in the tank.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
And I'm not ready to die yet. I don't think
God is through with me, and I don't work it.
So I love you for caring and keep for me.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, what a woman. I don't know anybody. It's one
of my wife's favorite is Dolly Parton. We try to
get tickets to a Dolly Parton concert and they were
way too expensive. I'm waiting for the cover band of
like Dolly Pardon to play in Vegas. Now I'll buy
seats to that.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
What the hell really far away from the stage.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
That's right, that's right, that's right, That's what I did.
I bought my It's it's so embarrassing for our anniversary.
I bought tickets for my wife for a concert. And
I know she's listening right now because she's in the car.
(07:08):
So I don't want to go through the whole story
again because it pisces her off. And I got a
weekend coming up, so give me a break, please. All right, Okay,
I'll tell you real quick. I'm in Vegas for our
anniversary and my wife is a huge, huge Neil Diamond fan.
(07:29):
And so I said to my wife, I bought tickets
for Neil Diamond, and she flipped out. She couldn't believe it.
So I get her buzzed. I put it up about
seven lemon lemon drops in her and that's back when
she drank.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Lemon dr.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
No, they're great, Yeah, they're great, They're great.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
It is it is a chick drink. Yeah, we chicks
love that. Yeah, that's true. I think you're both on
the same page. I don't know where they are, no argument. Yeah,
And so we I take her into see Neil Diamond
and we're in like row eight hundred. I bought tickets purposely,
really far from the stage, and she says, let's go
out and dance the man, you know, the the dance pod.
(08:14):
What does it call the dance floor? Yeah, I call
a cabana. They called a mash pit or something like that.
And she and she goes, hey, she goes, let's go
down to the marsh pit. And I'm like, oh, bababy,
let's just stay here. She takes her coat, throws it
at me, and runs down there, and like four minutes later,
(08:34):
she comes back with her heels, her shoes off hanging
over her shoulder, walks back and she goes, let's go.
I go, what's what's going on? She goes, you know
what's going on? And I said all right. So we
leave the concert and as we're walking out, I know
she's pissed. It's our anniversary. And we get outside the
(08:55):
auditorium and she said, you knew that that wasn't Neil Imon,
didn't you? It was Surreal Neil. It was a Neil
Diamond cover band. And I tried to get cheap tickets
to a surreal Neil and pass it off as Neil
Diamond like a hot shot.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
She knew it.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
She knew it pretty quick when she went down there.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
So hang on.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
But she she said she was really embarrassed because she
was like I love Neil Diamond And everyone's looking at like, oh,
that's just surreal Neil. This is not the real Neil.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Could you see her when she went down there? Right?
Speaker 10 (09:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Did you see like her body language?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
She's all, oh yeah, she was happening like the first
couple of minutes, you know, like high fiving people and
dancing and stuff. And then and then she looked up
on stage and she looked at people and go, that's
not Neil.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
You see the shoulders just sink.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, that's no, that's surreal Neil.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Did you witness the moment it hit her?
Speaker 8 (09:48):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Yeah, coming.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
I tried to get out of there, yea a note
on the seat.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, I tried to leave her coat there and oh
I got that. That that food we had hit me wrong?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Wait to go get you some more lemon chops?
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Baby?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Is it long weekend in Vegas? Long weekend?
Speaker 11 (10:10):
Man?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Because I like the next day I said, hey, you
want to go to the buffet? She goes, it's it
a real buffet?
Speaker 6 (10:15):
You deserve that?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Is it a surreal meal?
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Does she still to this day question when you're like, hey,
you want to head to oh yeah, like is she really?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah? She did it with some other event, and she
did it like recently and I can't remember what event
it was, but recently said, oh, the John bon Jovi thing.
I said, hey, do you want to go to John
Bon joby, he's going to be at the and is it?
She goes, is it?
Speaker 12 (10:39):
Is it?
Speaker 10 (10:40):
Mon?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
John Bovis John Bon twenty three years and still he
recalled it like it was yesterday.
Speaker 12 (10:51):
Got him.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I would have never done it if I knew the
the anguish was going to be so long. All right, sweet,
I'll be home in a couple hours. We'll go to dinner, said,
I don't know. We'll go to Olive, our smaller garden.
Speaker 13 (11:04):
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Speaker 2 (11:10):
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So thinged wrong with you? I a friend of mine
(11:57):
just go to Northwestern University in north of Chicago, I
think it is, and I went to visit him. I
was going to school at Bowling Green State University in Ohio,
and I drove up to see him. He's and that
was when the drinking age was eighteen in Milwaukee, but
it was it was twenty one in Chicago. And so
(12:21):
drove to see him and he said, hey, big Red
is retiring. And I said, I don't know who big
Red is. And he goes, it's the most famous stripper
in the history of Milwaukee. Her name is Big Red
and she's had her last dances tonight. I said, how
old is this Big Red, because that was my mom's nickname,
the Big Red, Big Red, the Redbird, Big Mac. And
(12:45):
he said, I think she's in her forties. So we said,
I let's go with them. We drove up to Milwaukee
and we went to a Mexican restaurant. We got there early,
went to a Mexican restaurant. And this is something you
will not see in the United States anymore, that we
saw back in nineteen eighty one, that you will not
see in the United States anywhere. I don't think this
(13:08):
goes on anymore. But we walked into a Mexican restaurant
and they had a Krozier. What's the what's the permissible
term for little people nowadays? Is it little people?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
I think that'll work.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Okay, there was a little person.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
We'll get too many calls or emails.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, okay, there was a little person walking around the
Mexican restaurant with a sombrero on, and in the sombrero,
in the bill of the of the hat were chips
and in the center of the sombrero was salsa. And
he would come over and lean down to your table
and you would eat salsa and chips out of his hat.
(13:49):
And that went on all night, something you don't see
anymore in America. And then we drove back.
Speaker 13 (13:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I think we were totally sober when we drove back,
but that's when it was dangerous. You know when you
had the drinking age at one at eighteen in one
state in Wisconsin and it was twenty one in Illinois.
I can't tell you how many accidents they used to
have because kids would fly out of you know, Chicago,
go into Milwaukee, get completely hammered, and then drive back
(14:21):
to Chicago. And they constantly had had, you know, car
accidents that were killing these kids over and over and over,
and so the obviously the smart thing was to do
is make it twenty one everywhere or eighteen everywhere, and
they went with twenty one. But man, that was an
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woke up this morning if you had Verizon and your
phone wasn't working, you were not alone. You were not alone.
Happened to hundreds of thousands of vandalism.
Speaker 10 (15:33):
According to Verizon. They're telling us this afternoon that some
service has been restored as far as the rest of
their customers are concerned, hopefully by midnight. So you tried
to call your mom just to test at what happened.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
It didn't work.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
It just stay For Aaron Simpson.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Love to hear that conversation between that guy and his mom, right,
he was full of energy.
Speaker 10 (15:58):
So you tried to call your mom just to tested
what happened.
Speaker 12 (16:01):
It didn't work, It just stayed.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Mom dodged a bullet there for.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Aaron Simpson, the call to his mother eventually went through. Aaron,
like other Verizon customers, were informed about the outogen its
cause told us it made them mad. Vandals cut the
provider's cables.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Kind of frustrated because everybody needs their phone line.
Speaker 12 (16:21):
How they gonna call people.
Speaker 14 (16:22):
You know, why are you still Why are you trying
to break up from the community.
Speaker 15 (16:27):
People need to use their telephones, you know.
Speaker 10 (16:29):
In a statement a spokesperson.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
For Old School, I like that guy, old school. It's
just so called. It a telephone. That's my kind of guy.
Speaker 12 (16:37):
There telephones, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Use that telephone. Hey, how's your What kind of telephone
do you have? You have an Apple telephone?
Speaker 12 (16:45):
There? Telephones, you know, and.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I love that kid, old school, old school telephone.
Speaker 10 (16:51):
Statement, A spokesperson for Verizon says earlier this morning, multiple
fiber cuts due to acts of vandalism cost service interruptions
for some customers and Greater Los Angeles County.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Well, who's doing this? I mean, you know, I understand
stealing copper wire to sell it sort of. You know,
you can make a couple of bucks, but you can't
make any money stealing, you know, fiber lines or cutting them.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
These dangerous acts not only impact family, students, and businesses,
they are a direct threat to the safety and security
of Angelina's right. One of the businesses impacted by the
outage is the co owner of the Santa Monica restaurant.
Speaker 11 (17:29):
Today isn't a day where I have multiple events going
on and woke up and couldn't respond to anything, couldn't
send an emails, could not make calls out.
Speaker 10 (17:38):
Even for Verizon customers who weren't affected by the outage,
they found it frustrating someone would cut.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
The provider's cables.
Speaker 12 (17:46):
Frustrating. Oh yeah, definitely, because I mean, I know, everybody
needs money and you got to do stuff. But man,
when you're hurting everybody like that by doing you know,
it's pity to me, But I guess you gotta do
what you gotta do to survive.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
But still, okay, all right, that's the attitude. You gotta
do what you gotta do to survive. Just cut Verizon's cable.
Speaker 12 (18:06):
Pity to me, but I guess you gotta do what
you gotta do to survive. But still it's not right.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
That's the kind of attitude that turns la into an shole. Wow, yeah,
oh no, you gotta Look, if you got to steal
the copper wire, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Kill somebody, take the wallet.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Hey, you do what you gotta do. Look, you're drunk,
you had to get home. You gotta do what you
gotta do. The extra cash, Just kill them and go
that's right. You gotta do what you gotta do to survive.
Speaker 13 (18:29):
Get it.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Oh, that's classic. That that should be on LA every
sign coming into LA, the home of you gotta do
what you gotta do God, welcome to, Welcome to, anything goes,
most anything goes.
Speaker 12 (18:44):
I guess you gotta do what you gotta do to survive.
But still it's not right.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yeah, but you gotta Yeah, if you gotta do it,
you gotta.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Do sign says you gotta do it again.
Speaker 10 (18:54):
Verison telling us some service has been restored, but for
the rest of their customers that are still dealing with
the outage, hopefully by midnight you'll have your service back.
Reporting from downtown Los Angeles, I'm said Garcia.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Sid Garcia over there with ABC News thing doing with
that guy. All right, Hopefully it'll be back on by midnight.
I know North Hollywood was really affected, So if you
live in North Hollywood, be patient. They're going to try
to put that back together for you before midnight.
Speaker 13 (19:21):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
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Speaker 2 (19:26):
Who sings in Taylor Swift. Wow, that's why you're dancing
your girl Taylor Taylor Swift is a big, huge thing
going on in Burbank this weekend for Taylor Swift. I
don't know what it is photo booth and I don't
know hang out with the Taylor Swift fans. Hey, Halloween
(19:46):
decorations are the latest victims of people stealing crap. There
was a Jack Skellington, a huge one in Corona. It
was ripped off. I don't know what's going on in Corona,
And I don't know how. You know, you think that
you're going to put this thirteen foot skeleton statue up
(20:09):
in your property and people aren't going to know it's stolen. Odd?
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Odd can't have nice things?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah, you can't, even in Corona, which is a nice area.
Speaker 16 (20:17):
Neat Corona's own Pumpkin King, a thirteen foot tall Jack
Skellington who's become a neighborhood celebrity. He's the star of
the Rodrigaz family's front yard every Halloween and sticks around
throughout the holiday season, just like in The Nightmare Before Christmas.
This was his half for years. Evelina Rodriguez and her
family have gone all out in their Nightmber Before Christmas theme.
(20:37):
The holiday mashup, they say, brings joy to the whole neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Okay, that's cool, right, family decorating for the holidays to
you know, showed some team spirit, some you know, seasonal spirit,
and then some a hale rips you off.
Speaker 15 (20:50):
I always decorate Nightmare before Christmas, for Halloween and for Christmas,
because it goes you know, both.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Ways, my guess, and in this case, it was a
Nightmare before Halloween.
Speaker 15 (21:00):
My kids take pictures with the Jack Skellington every year.
My neighbors go and take pictures with them every year.
Speaker 16 (21:05):
But this weekend, the holiday spirit took a dark turn.
Speaker 8 (21:09):
I'm your neighbor.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
I have video footage of somebody stealing your.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Your Jack Skellington.
Speaker 16 (21:19):
Their neighbor's security cameras picked up this video of a
thief hauling the towering Jack skeletal hands up Alie to
a waiting car.
Speaker 12 (21:27):
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Oh, that guy's back. Okay, this is bad, but this
guy's back in this story too.
Speaker 12 (21:37):
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah, you gotta steal crap, you know, off of somebody's porch,
their Halloween stuff.
Speaker 12 (21:42):
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
That's right. You gotta do what you gotta do to
survive Halloween.
Speaker 15 (21:45):
They came at five in the morning when they knew
it was dark, put him on top of the roof
of the car, so they had to have been holding
onto his thirteen foot jack the whole time while the
other person's driving.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
It's insane.
Speaker 16 (21:58):
You gotta do what you gotta do it now, Ebilina
says her family is heartbroken.
Speaker 15 (22:03):
You ruin it for people, that's right, you know, and
it's just not it's not right. People work hard for
their stuff and then people don't want to decorate because
stuff gets stolen like that. So you know, think about
what you do and how to fix everybody.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah, it does affect everybody. But you know the problem
and I'm sure Krozer you've run into this because you're
a big Low's guy and home depot guy. The problem
with buying like a signature piece for your house for
Halloween or Costco is that some guy next door will
buy the same thing for his.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
House or you're inviting people to steal it at this point.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Now, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, you gotta do what you gotta do. I mean,
you know, you heard it first here, you gotta do
what you gotta do it. You gotta do what you
gotta do.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Yeah, when you when that is my biggest thing about
not getting certain decorations, because there's they can be so
specific that Yeah, one of those two things, it's going
to be so cool. Someone's going to take it, or
someone right next to you is going to put the
same thing up.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
And de feeds the purpose.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah it does, and you feel like, oh, he's just
a you know, a retail he just goes to the
same retail shop I did.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Right.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
That's why I won't buy the blow up ones, the
air filled ones, because it just seems like that's that's
an easy way for everybody to do.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah, yeah, I do have.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
I mean they look cool, but everybody's doing that.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
I bought a like a one of those eight or
ten foot Santa Clauses and then we got hip ones. Yeah,
we got to hit by a Santa Ana wind and too.
It was blown clear to It was like seven houses
away when I found it.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
But that was fun to watch at least.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, and I thought somebody stole it. I thought this
guy took it.
Speaker 12 (23:38):
Gotta do what you gotta do it.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
But it was the wind. It was the Santa Anna
that toppled that Santa that year.
Speaker 16 (23:45):
Still she's holding on to hope that whoever took in
has a change of heart and returns the Pumpkin King
where he belongs.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
It's the same guy that took that Claire, that dinosaur.
Speaker 15 (23:54):
I know there's Christmas miracles, but it would be a
Halloween miracle for me.
Speaker 16 (23:58):
Now the family has filed up police report, they're hoping
someone in the community will come forward, or better yet,
that the thief just returns Jack to his rightful home.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if Corona has
their own cops, but I bet that's not on the
top of the to do list with the cops out there,
Maybe that's possible. All right, a new way that people
are stealing your stuff. And you're gonna want to hear
this when we come back, because I suspected this was
happening all along, and Bellio just gave us a great
(24:29):
story on how people know that you have a safe
and how people know that where the valuables are when
they walk in your house, Like it's odd when a
house gets robbed and they go right to the safe
or they go right to the jewelry or right to
the money. Even though it's well hidden in the room,
they know where it is. I'll come back. I'll tell
(24:49):
you how they know where it is and it might
be able to help you, you know, be safer at
home and keep your valuables where people don't know instantly
where it is when they walk in your house.
Speaker 13 (25:01):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I suspected this was happening all along. I got a
lot of heat for it. But it turns out the
cops now have confirmness that people were hiring house cleaners
to come in and clean their house. And what they
were doing is they weren't really cleaning. They were scoping
out the place, passing along that information to some other pals,
(25:30):
and then they were coming in and ripping you off.
And this is going on, especially in the San Fernando Valley.
It's huge in the San Fernando Valley. So listen to this.
Maybe you can protect yourself and think twice about hiring
somebody who dropped off a flyer on your front door.
And that's happened to us before. We've had somebody drop
(25:53):
off a flyer on our front door, and we didn't
hire them. Maybe I don't know, maybe it was legitimate,
maybe it wasn't. But you got to be careful who
you're hiring. Maybe word of mouth is better than hiring
somebody off of a flyer that's left on your front door.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Do you have like the sign no solicitors, no nothing?
Speaker 10 (26:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I should I always I'd like to have that, but
I always forget to do.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
That, and I do exact same things, like we got
to put a sign up here?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah, I should I because we had somebody come by
and he said he's from one of the big companies
that offers Wi Fi and he goes, hey, do you
want to you know, I'll give you a deal. Do
you want to transfer your Wi Fi service over to
this company? And I've had horrible experience with this company
that he was promoting, so I said, I'd rather cut
off my left arm than go with your company. Yeah,
(26:39):
And he said, well, you want me to tell you
the deals we have. I'm like, God, Almighty, this g
I didn't hear what I just said to him. Yeah,
but we've had people knock on the door at nine
o'clock at night to offer us services or something and
I you know, and fortunately I was home.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
How is that working for them?
Speaker 12 (26:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I know, who's the knocking on the.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Door an' you're going to get somebody to go?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, but it must be because they keep doing it.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
So you know it's like.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
People say no, one says yes, that's all you need. Yeah,
and they deal with a lot of rejection, a lot
of it. But let's let's listen to this story here.
I'll I won't interrupt it. And you got to be
careful who you're hiring to come into your house.
Speaker 14 (27:19):
They're going in and.
Speaker 17 (27:20):
They're targeting high value items, so you're talking about jewelry,
you're talking about money.
Speaker 11 (27:24):
Advertising their cleaning services on social media.
Speaker 17 (27:27):
As a house cleaning service through various social media means,
and then there are responding to the residents and they're
actually there to burgaize the location.
Speaker 12 (27:36):
You gotta do what you gotta do to survive.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Oh my god, this guy's back.
Speaker 12 (27:40):
You gotta do what you gotta do hu survive.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Oh you don't. You can be a legitimate service.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Thirty year old.
Speaker 11 (27:44):
Nicole Kiroga and forty nine year old Sandra You want both,
Columbia nationals are now behind bars. Here's some of what
police found in their cars and apartments, more than fifty
thousand dollars in cash, along with these high end items.
Speaker 17 (27:57):
You gotta do what you gotta do to survive, those guys,
things that are easily resaleable on social media marketplaces and
in secondhand dealers.
Speaker 11 (28:05):
With officials now saying these women did not act alone.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
You know, maybe if a deal is too good to
be true, maybe that's you know, the rule of thumb here.
You know, when they say, hey, we can clean your
entire house for three dollars, maybe that's not the company
to go with. Maybe, you know, it.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Sounds pretty cheap, tim, I might take him up on that.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Sound cheap.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Come on, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
You better shuffle your stuff around. Yeah, you're right. I
mean that.
Speaker 12 (28:32):
That's the saying here, you gotta do what you gotta
do survive.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
You gotta do what you gotta do to survive.
Speaker 17 (28:36):
It's not just two random women that decided, hey, we're
going to do a burglary and these look like good
places to do it. What generally is happening is transnational
organized groups are working to basically engage these individuals in
committing crimes for the larger organization. The larger organization is
the one directing the activities, and that's who we're really
aiming at.
Speaker 12 (28:57):
You gotta do what you gotta do survive and well.
Speaker 11 (28:59):
Police not releasing where this happened, they say there are
multiple victims and could be even more out there.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
With this crew targeting a large area.
Speaker 17 (29:07):
You gotta do what you gotta do survive pretty much
all of the San Fernando Valley, and we're also thinking
it's possible that the adjacent area, so for instance, Calabasas,
particularly the Santa Creta area, Burbank, Glendell.
Speaker 11 (29:21):
The FBI, HP and the LAPD all part of this
multi agency investigation. As they continue searching for more suspects
and victims.
Speaker 17 (29:30):
We believe that there are additional victims in the greater
Los Angeles area.
Speaker 11 (29:34):
Police also seizing Wi Fi jammers from the two women
they arrested, a tool used in these burglaries.
Speaker 14 (29:41):
You gotta do what you gotta do survive, So if
you have cameras installed inside and outside, they won't record
the individuals entering the residents, conducting the crime inside the
residents and esity the residents.
Speaker 11 (29:51):
And so Deputy Chief Hamilton says, if you are alerted
your home camera is no longer recording when someone is
working in your home, that may be time to take action.
Speaker 17 (30:00):
That is a time to call nine one one because
you're about to be the victim.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Of a crime.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Do you hear that? If your cameras are not working
when the housekeepers are time to call nine to one.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
One be time to take action.
Speaker 17 (30:12):
That is a time to call nine one one because
you're about to be the victim.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Of a crime.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
There you go, all right, that might save some people.
Alan Hamilton, good friend of ours is man. He's been
on the move. He was on sixty minutes on Sunday.
Now he's on this piece here and this guy's all
over the place.
Speaker 11 (30:27):
And the deputy police chief going on to say he's
aware some of these victims might not be reporting these
cases to police, either because they're too embarrassed or maybe
what was stolen from them isn't worth all that much money,
but he says it is crucial to contact police so
that they can continue to search for all of those
outstanding suspects.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I think there's a lot more crime out there than
you think, because I bet there are a significant amount
of people who do not report crime because they don't
think there's going to be any outcome to it. Do
you think the it's like double I.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Bet it is something like that, And I bet it
easily everyone that does to or another one that doesn't.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Easily report easily because you know, people don't and then
you know, if you call the cops and you know,
then you got to fill out a report, then you know,
it's a pain in the ass.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Don't even take into the account the the legal immigrants
that you know that are victims of crime, because they're
they're not calling cops.
Speaker 12 (31:25):
No.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I mean, so I think it's at least double and
and we hear about every day, so you know, I
think this this valley, especially San Fernando Valley crime written.
I mean, you're you're you know, you're one of the
luckiest people in the valley. If you have not been
a victim of crime. I know so many people who
have been. You know, you just ask anybody in Sherman Oaks,
(31:47):
especially Sherman Oaks and Woodland Hills, if you've been a
victim of crime. Oh yeah, me, my neighbors, my neighbors, friends,
my relatives. They go on and on about how many
people have been affected by this crime and for some reason,
the city of La I can't get this together. They
I've never seen it this rampant. I know they'll say
all the stats are down, but I don't think the
stats are down. I think the reporting is down. I
(32:10):
think the stats are way up and nobody's reporting it.
I think Crozier is onto something there. So you got
to be careful who you hired. You know, if you're
on the internet and you're hiring a cleaning crew from
you know, TikTok, I don't know. It just doesn't seem right.
I think maybe you want to call a neighbor and ask,
(32:32):
you know, if they know somebody or or how about this,
how about doing it yourself? How about cleaning your own
effort picking crew? Yeah, how about taking you know, a
spray bottle out in a rag and doing a once
over and getting a vacuum, you know, and pushing around yourself.
We've never had housekeeper, really never. I mean we've been
(32:55):
my wife and I've been together for be careful here
twenty five years. Oh you guys, teenage twenty six years,
and we've never I think once, well, like before a party,
we had hired a crew, but maybe one day. But
you know, if you want to hire somebody respectable, somebody
(33:17):
can come in and clean your house and not rip
you off. Hire Sharon Pellio. Oh she's available.
Speaker 6 (33:23):
I'll do a fabulous job.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Tim.
Speaker 6 (33:25):
Can you know my work?
Speaker 2 (33:28):
What do you charge to clean a house?
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Ah? Seventy five that's an hour?
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Wow, that's oh no, it's not.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
Yes, but I am really good cleaner. You get what
you pay for, Yeah, and you can trust me.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
My buddy hired one of those I don't think they'd
do it anymore, one of those topless cleaners.
Speaker 6 (33:50):
You hear that I do that too?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Is that?
Speaker 12 (33:54):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Wait, bit's seventy five an hour for you to clean,
But if you're to bliss, it's only sixty five.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
They'll pay her to put her clothes back on. That
that's my buddy did when I was steal their clothes.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Yeah, but that's my buddy did. He hired a topless cleaner.
She showed up and it was gonna be like twenty
five bucks an hour, and he said, let me give
you thirty if you keep that top on.
Speaker 12 (34:21):
So rude.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
It was pretty insulted. So bell, You seriously would would
clean somebody's house for seventy five an hour?
Speaker 12 (34:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (34:28):
I probably would. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Okay, how do people get ahold of you? Is there a.
Speaker 6 (34:31):
Bell at iHeartMedia dot Com?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Okay?
Speaker 14 (34:34):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Any mostly Orange County preferably yes, but you know, more
like on your street a nerve on.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
No, I will travel.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
If they'll they'll pay a little lecture for me to travel. Really,
I am a really good cleaner.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, you really are. Your dad was a zone what
custodian service? Yes, and you helped him.
Speaker 6 (34:54):
Yes, yes.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
And if you have skillet, if you have those cast
iron skill she's really good at cleaning. No, no, no, no,
I've learned my lesson. I would dispense them.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
I won't.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
I won't scrub your seasoning pants, all right, promise, and
I will edge your your living room.
Speaker 12 (35:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
That means taking the debris from the wall where the
wall meets the floor, the carpet and to get all
that dirt out very all right, for seventy five an hour,
you'll clean somebody's house?
Speaker 6 (35:20):
Yeah, I probably would.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Okay, Well here we go. Let's see.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
Nobody needs to clean their house and I don't touch
your stuff.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Conways, show at iHeartMedia dot Com. Yeah, and you're not
gonna rip them off. No, you're not gonna eat You're
not gonna eat their food.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
I will not eat their food.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
You won't go into the fridge.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
I do not do that unless they need me to
clean it. Of course they will clean it.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Brings her own feather duster.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Yes, well, I'd have to get one if they could
purchase that for me. It'd be great if they had
their own, Like you know, there we go stuff here,
and I will.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Bring mine own cleaning service.
Speaker 6 (35:50):
She'll oversee you if you have supplies, that's better.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Yeah, but yeah, whatever you need.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
Weird, she just walks up to the door. She has
no bar bucket or no spray.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
No, she's just it's just her standing there and she's smoking.
Speaker 15 (36:06):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
I don't smoke smoke in your house. I'm very respectful
of people.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Very what do you wear like overalls? Thanks for dressing up.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
I'd wear I'd wear the sweatpants that I go to
meetings in.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Oh good, So people get a taste of what you're
like around here.
Speaker 6 (36:26):
Professionally, very professional.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
All right, So if you want Belly to clean your house.
Conway Show at iHeartMedia dot Com. She's serious, she'll do it.
She needs a doe and she John likes to spend
time just watching football though.
Speaker 6 (36:40):
He just wants to be left alone.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
I need a hobby.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
He's like, he's like me, all right. We're live on
KIM six forty.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
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can always hear us live on kf I AM six
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on demand on the iHeartRadio app
It's KMF I Am six forty and you're listening to
the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Dodgers won last night and they're moving on National League
Championship Series. So if you're a Phillies fan, I'm sorry.
If you're an Eagles fan, sorry, it's been a rough week.
The Eagles lost on Sunday. They were undefeated. They lost
to the Broncos on Sunday, and then four days later
they lost to the Giants, I think by two touchdowns,
(00:30):
which is a lot. I don't think anybody had, you know,
New York minus fourteen, like.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
They like doubled up on them, didn't they. Yeah, thirty
thirty four to seventeen or something. Yeah, no good, no good,
no good? Well good for us? Yeah not if you're
a Phillies fanst Cowboys. I thought that team was going
to go undefeated. Nah, you don't think.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You didn't think so? Their offense, No, you're right, you're correct,
and now they're on It's a tough week. It's gotta
be one of the worst weeks in Philadelphia sports history.
It's got to be. It has to be. I mean,
for the for you know, the Eagles to lose twice
to crappy teams, sorry Billy, and then to lose on
(01:13):
an air. There's only been one other game that cost
them on an air.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Uh, there's there's only one series in the playoffs before
last night that ended on an error.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
And so that was the second one. So last night
doubled that number. Yeah. And it's uh, it's a play
that he makes ninety nine point nine percent of the time.
It's the easy, one of the easiest plays in baseball.
You know. You you get a dribbler to the mound,
he picks it up and he throws it that that
the I think it was Paz was the batter. He
(01:48):
wasn't even halfway to first when that ball got to
the pitcher. He would have been out by nine steps.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
And even the think the pitcher, the catcher actually was
going pointing to first.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
But you know, you know when you point to a
picture when when he's in third grade or fourth grade,
when you're teaching him the game, you know, dribbler, okay, first,
go go go throw it to first, Throw it to first.
He's pointing to the first baseman, and then I love
the third baseman he's walking in. Then he grabs his
hand and he puts his hands on his head and
(02:22):
he puts his head down like Christ. Though mighty, I
just see that.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Jesus Christ, the picture did everything wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
He's got to feel this forever. Oh yeah, this is
Bill Buckner. Move Bill Buckner's style. Oh he's got to
be feel horrible. All right. Let me Bellio's favorite artist, Bellio.
I would say top five for you, Dolly Parton, Oh,
absolutely easily.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Maybe top two, right maybe maybe maybe, okay, maybe alright,
but I love Dolly party.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Well, she's alive. A lot of people thought she had
passed away.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Yeah, what was that all about?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I think just boredom. You know. People are like, oh,
I haven't seen her in three days. I bet you
show me something.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Her sister was putting out like to pray for her.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
She had some kind of illness. I don't know what
it was, but she looked pretty good. She did a
video tape or video I should say, there's no more tape.
I'm on her health. So let's give that a listen,
shall we.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Country music icon Dolly Parton is clearing the air, reassuring
concern fans about her well being after she abruptly canceled
her Vegus residency citing health challenges. The legend, posting this
video to social media, captioned, I ain't dead yet.
Speaker 8 (03:40):
I know lately everybody thinks that I am sicker than
I am.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Do I look sick to you.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
A little bit?
Speaker 8 (03:49):
I'm working hard here anyway. I wanted to put in
about his mindedes.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Didn't she do that?
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Waitman, I'm working hard here?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Isn't that her song I'm working hard for my money?
Is that Dolly parton?
Speaker 6 (04:01):
I'm working hard nine to five?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (04:03):
That no?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh, it's called nine to five working. Okay, we got
to make stuff work.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Who does I'm working home the summer?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Don summer? Okay, I get that mixed up.
Speaker 8 (04:14):
Anyway, I wanted to put in about his mind at ease.
That seem to be real concern, which I appreciate, and
I appreciate your prayers because I'm a person of faith.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
According to a source close to the situation, Dolly's been
dealing with kidney stone, hard pebble like materials that can
cause intense urinary pain.
Speaker 9 (04:33):
Each year, more than half a million people visit the
emergency department suffering from kidney stones.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Okay, and we always have to go into the lesson
of how many and whatever, what hurts and everything. Let's
just give her a break.
Speaker 9 (04:45):
Kidney stones can affect anyone at any age, though the
older you get you are at an increased risk. A
lot of people don't know they have them until they're
experiencing kidney stone pain for the first time, and it
can be very, very intense.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Concerns about Dolly's health intensified this week after the singer's
younger sister, Frieda, posted to Facebook asking for prayer warriors
to join her in praying for Dolly, but later clarified
that she didn't mean to scare anyone.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, she had kidney stones. I mean, how many people
die from kidney stones zero.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
Dolly first mentioning her battle with kidney stones after she
was forced to miss an in person appearance at a
Dollywood event in September. The Grammy winning performer says her
health started to take a turn after the passing of
her beloved husband, Carl Dean, who died earlier this year
at the age of eighty two.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
As I mentioned back when my husband Carl was very sick,
that was for a long time, and then when he passed,
I didn't take care of myself.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
But the country music super happens a lot. You know,
when one person and a couple dies, the other one
sort of lets themselves go and ah, that's too bad.
I mean, look, she'll be fine. I don't know much
about kidney stones. I know that you can there's ultrasound
I think you can use to break them up. So
I'm sure she has the best care. She's a multi billionaire.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
But the country music superstar wants fans to rest assured.
She's got plenty more gas in the tank.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
And I'm not ready to die yet. I don't think
God is through with me, and I don't work it.
So I love you for caring and keep for me.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, what a woman. I don't know anybody. It's one
of my wife's favorite is Dolly Parton. We try to
get tickets to a Dolly Parton concert and they were
way too expensive. I'm waiting for the cover band of
like Dolly Pardon to play in Vegas. Now I'll buy
seats to that.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
What the hell really far away from the stage.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
That's right, that's right, that's right, That's what I did.
I bought my It's it's so embarrassing for our anniversary.
I bought tickets for my wife for a concert. And
I know she's listening right now because she's in the car.
(07:08):
So I don't want to go through the whole story
again because it pisces her off. And I got a
weekend coming up, so give me a break, please. All right, Okay,
I'll tell you real quick. I'm in Vegas for our
anniversary and my wife is a huge, huge Neil Diamond fan.
(07:29):
And so I said to my wife, I bought tickets
for Neil Diamond, and she flipped out. She couldn't believe it.
So I get her buzzed. I put it up about
seven lemon lemon drops in her and that's back when
she drank.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Lemon dr.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
No, they're great, Yeah, they're great, They're great.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
It is it is a chick drink. Yeah, we chicks
love that. Yeah, that's true. I think you're both on
the same page. I don't know where they are, no argument. Yeah,
And so we I take her into see Neil Diamond
and we're in like row eight hundred. I bought tickets purposely,
really far from the stage, and she says, let's go
out and dance the man, you know, the the dance pod.
(08:14):
What does it call the dance floor? Yeah, I call
a cabana. They called a mash pit or something like that.
And she and she goes, hey, she goes, let's go
down to the marsh pit. And I'm like, oh, bababy,
let's just stay here. She takes her coat, throws it
at me, and runs down there, and like four minutes later,
(08:34):
she comes back with her heels, her shoes off hanging
over her shoulder, walks back and she goes, let's go.
I go, what's what's going on? She goes, you know
what's going on? And I said all right. So we
leave the concert and as we're walking out, I know
she's pissed. It's our anniversary. And we get outside the
(08:55):
auditorium and she said, you knew that that wasn't Neil Imon,
didn't you? It was Surreal Neil. It was a Neil
Diamond cover band. And I tried to get cheap tickets
to a surreal Neil and pass it off as Neil
Diamond like a hot shot.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
She knew it.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
She knew it pretty quick when she went down there.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
So hang on.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
But she she said she was really embarrassed because she
was like I love Neil Diamond And everyone's looking at like, oh,
that's just surreal Neil. This is not the real Neil.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Could you see her when she went down there? Right?
Speaker 10 (09:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Did you see like her body language?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
She's all, oh yeah, she was happening like the first
couple of minutes, you know, like high fiving people and
dancing and stuff. And then and then she looked up
on stage and she looked at people and go, that's
not Neil.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
You see the shoulders just sink.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, that's no, that's surreal Neil.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Did you witness the moment it hit her?
Speaker 8 (09:48):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Yeah, coming.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
I tried to get out of there, yea a note
on the seat.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, I tried to leave her coat there and oh
I got that. That that food we had hit me wrong?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Wait to go get you some more lemon chops?
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Baby?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Is it long weekend in Vegas? Long weekend?
Speaker 11 (10:10):
Man?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Because I like the next day I said, hey, you
want to go to the buffet? She goes, it's it
a real buffet?
Speaker 6 (10:15):
You deserve that?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Is it a surreal meal?
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Does she still to this day question when you're like, hey,
you want to head to oh yeah, like is she really?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah? She did it with some other event, and she
did it like recently and I can't remember what event
it was, but recently said, oh, the John bon Jovi thing.
I said, hey, do you want to go to John
Bon joby, he's going to be at the and is it?
She goes, is it?
Speaker 12 (10:39):
Is it?
Speaker 10 (10:40):
Mon?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
John Bovis John Bon twenty three years and still he
recalled it like it was yesterday.
Speaker 12 (10:51):
Got him.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I would have never done it if I knew the
the anguish was going to be so long. All right, sweet,
I'll be home in a couple hours. We'll go to dinner, said,
I don't know. We'll go to Olive, our smaller garden.
Speaker 13 (11:04):
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So thinged wrong with you? I a friend of mine
(11:57):
just go to Northwestern University in north of Chicago, I
think it is, and I went to visit him. I
was going to school at Bowling Green State University in Ohio,
and I drove up to see him. He's and that
was when the drinking age was eighteen in Milwaukee, but
it was it was twenty one in Chicago. And so
(12:21):
drove to see him and he said, hey, big Red
is retiring. And I said, I don't know who big
Red is. And he goes, it's the most famous stripper
in the history of Milwaukee. Her name is Big Red
and she's had her last dances tonight. I said, how
old is this Big Red, because that was my mom's nickname,
the Big Red, Big Red, the Redbird, Big Mac. And
(12:45):
he said, I think she's in her forties. So we said,
I let's go with them. We drove up to Milwaukee
and we went to a Mexican restaurant. We got there early,
went to a Mexican restaurant. And this is something you
will not see in the United States anymore, that we
saw back in nineteen eighty one, that you will not
see in the United States anywhere. I don't think this
(13:08):
goes on anymore. But we walked into a Mexican restaurant
and they had a Krozier. What's the what's the permissible
term for little people nowadays? Is it little people?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
I think that'll work.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Okay, there was a little person.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
We'll get too many calls or emails.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, okay, there was a little person walking around the
Mexican restaurant with a sombrero on, and in the sombrero,
in the bill of the of the hat were chips
and in the center of the sombrero was salsa. And
he would come over and lean down to your table
and you would eat salsa and chips out of his hat.
(13:49):
And that went on all night, something you don't see
anymore in America. And then we drove back.
Speaker 13 (13:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I think we were totally sober when we drove back,
but that's when it was dangerous. You know when you
had the drinking age at one at eighteen in one
state in Wisconsin and it was twenty one in Illinois.
I can't tell you how many accidents they used to
have because kids would fly out of you know, Chicago,
go into Milwaukee, get completely hammered, and then drive back
(14:21):
to Chicago. And they constantly had had, you know, car
accidents that were killing these kids over and over and over,
and so the obviously the smart thing was to do
is make it twenty one everywhere or eighteen everywhere, and
they went with twenty one. But man, that was an
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woke up this morning if you had Verizon and your
phone wasn't working, you were not alone. You were not alone.
Happened to hundreds of thousands of vandalism.
Speaker 10 (15:33):
According to Verizon. They're telling us this afternoon that some
service has been restored as far as the rest of
their customers are concerned, hopefully by midnight. So you tried
to call your mom just to test at what happened.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
It didn't work.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
It just stay For Aaron Simpson.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Love to hear that conversation between that guy and his mom, right,
he was full of energy.
Speaker 10 (15:58):
So you tried to call your mom just to tested
what happened.
Speaker 12 (16:01):
It didn't work, It just stayed.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Mom dodged a bullet there for.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Aaron Simpson, the call to his mother eventually went through. Aaron,
like other Verizon customers, were informed about the outogen its
cause told us it made them mad. Vandals cut the
provider's cables.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Kind of frustrated because everybody needs their phone line.
Speaker 12 (16:21):
How they gonna call people.
Speaker 14 (16:22):
You know, why are you still Why are you trying
to break up from the community.
Speaker 15 (16:27):
People need to use their telephones, you know.
Speaker 10 (16:29):
In a statement a spokesperson.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
For Old School, I like that guy, old school. It's
just so called. It a telephone. That's my kind of guy.
Speaker 12 (16:37):
There telephones, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Use that telephone. Hey, how's your What kind of telephone
do you have? You have an Apple telephone?
Speaker 12 (16:45):
There? Telephones, you know, and.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I love that kid, old school, old school telephone.
Speaker 10 (16:51):
Statement, A spokesperson for Verizon says earlier this morning, multiple
fiber cuts due to acts of vandalism cost service interruptions
for some customers and Greater Los Angeles County.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Well, who's doing this? I mean, you know, I understand
stealing copper wire to sell it sort of. You know,
you can make a couple of bucks, but you can't
make any money stealing, you know, fiber lines or cutting them.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
These dangerous acts not only impact family, students, and businesses,
they are a direct threat to the safety and security
of Angelina's right. One of the businesses impacted by the
outage is the co owner of the Santa Monica restaurant.
Speaker 11 (17:29):
Today isn't a day where I have multiple events going
on and woke up and couldn't respond to anything, couldn't
send an emails, could not make calls out.
Speaker 10 (17:38):
Even for Verizon customers who weren't affected by the outage,
they found it frustrating someone would cut.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
The provider's cables.
Speaker 12 (17:46):
Frustrating. Oh yeah, definitely, because I mean, I know, everybody
needs money and you got to do stuff. But man,
when you're hurting everybody like that by doing you know,
it's pity to me, But I guess you gotta do
what you gotta do to survive.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
But still, okay, all right, that's the attitude. You gotta
do what you gotta do to survive. Just cut Verizon's cable.
Speaker 12 (18:06):
Pity to me, but I guess you gotta do what
you gotta do to survive. But still it's not right.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
That's the kind of attitude that turns la into an shole. Wow, yeah,
oh no, you gotta Look, if you got to steal
the copper wire, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Kill somebody, take the wallet.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Hey, you do what you gotta do. Look, you're drunk,
you had to get home. You gotta do what you
gotta do. The extra cash, Just kill them and go
that's right. You gotta do what you gotta do to survive.
Speaker 13 (18:29):
Get it.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Oh, that's classic. That that should be on LA every
sign coming into LA, the home of you gotta do
what you gotta do God, welcome to, Welcome to, anything goes,
most anything goes.
Speaker 12 (18:44):
I guess you gotta do what you gotta do to survive.
But still it's not right.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yeah, but you gotta Yeah, if you gotta do it,
you gotta.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Do sign says you gotta do it again.
Speaker 10 (18:54):
Verison telling us some service has been restored, but for
the rest of their customers that are still dealing with
the outage, hopefully by midnight you'll have your service back.
Reporting from downtown Los Angeles, I'm said Garcia.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Sid Garcia over there with ABC News thing doing with
that guy. All right, Hopefully it'll be back on by midnight.
I know North Hollywood was really affected, So if you
live in North Hollywood, be patient. They're going to try
to put that back together for you before midnight.
Speaker 13 (19:21):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
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Speaker 2 (19:26):
Who sings in Taylor Swift. Wow, that's why you're dancing
your girl Taylor Taylor Swift is a big, huge thing
going on in Burbank this weekend for Taylor Swift. I
don't know what it is photo booth and I don't
know hang out with the Taylor Swift fans. Hey, Halloween
(19:46):
decorations are the latest victims of people stealing crap. There
was a Jack Skellington, a huge one in Corona. It
was ripped off. I don't know what's going on in Corona,
And I don't know how. You know, you think that
you're going to put this thirteen foot skeleton statue up
(20:09):
in your property and people aren't going to know it's stolen. Odd?
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Odd can't have nice things?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah, you can't, even in Corona, which is a nice area.
Speaker 16 (20:17):
Neat Corona's own Pumpkin King, a thirteen foot tall Jack
Skellington who's become a neighborhood celebrity. He's the star of
the Rodrigaz family's front yard every Halloween and sticks around
throughout the holiday season, just like in The Nightmare Before Christmas.
This was his half for years. Evelina Rodriguez and her
family have gone all out in their Nightmber Before Christmas theme.
(20:37):
The holiday mashup, they say, brings joy to the whole neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Okay, that's cool, right, family decorating for the holidays to
you know, showed some team spirit, some you know, seasonal spirit,
and then some a hale rips you off.
Speaker 15 (20:50):
I always decorate Nightmare before Christmas, for Halloween and for Christmas,
because it goes you know, both.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Ways, my guess, and in this case, it was a
Nightmare before Halloween.
Speaker 15 (21:00):
My kids take pictures with the Jack Skellington every year.
My neighbors go and take pictures with them every year.
Speaker 16 (21:05):
But this weekend, the holiday spirit took a dark turn.
Speaker 8 (21:09):
I'm your neighbor.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
I have video footage of somebody stealing your.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Your Jack Skellington.
Speaker 16 (21:19):
Their neighbor's security cameras picked up this video of a
thief hauling the towering Jack skeletal hands up Alie to
a waiting car.
Speaker 12 (21:27):
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Oh, that guy's back. Okay, this is bad, but this
guy's back in this story too.
Speaker 12 (21:37):
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah, you gotta steal crap, you know, off of somebody's porch,
their Halloween stuff.
Speaker 12 (21:42):
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
That's right. You gotta do what you gotta do to
survive Halloween.
Speaker 15 (21:45):
They came at five in the morning when they knew
it was dark, put him on top of the roof
of the car, so they had to have been holding
onto his thirteen foot jack the whole time while the
other person's driving.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
It's insane.
Speaker 16 (21:58):
You gotta do what you gotta do it now, Ebilina
says her family is heartbroken.
Speaker 15 (22:03):
You ruin it for people, that's right, you know, and
it's just not it's not right. People work hard for
their stuff and then people don't want to decorate because
stuff gets stolen like that. So you know, think about
what you do and how to fix everybody.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah, it does affect everybody. But you know the problem
and I'm sure Krozer you've run into this because you're
a big Low's guy and home depot guy. The problem
with buying like a signature piece for your house for
Halloween or Costco is that some guy next door will
buy the same thing for his.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
House or you're inviting people to steal it at this point.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Now, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, you gotta do what you gotta do. I mean,
you know, you heard it first here, you gotta do
what you gotta do it. You gotta do what you
gotta do.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Yeah, when you when that is my biggest thing about
not getting certain decorations, because there's they can be so
specific that Yeah, one of those two things, it's going
to be so cool. Someone's going to take it, or
someone right next to you is going to put the
same thing up.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
And de feeds the purpose.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah it does, and you feel like, oh, he's just
a you know, a retail he just goes to the
same retail shop I did.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Right.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
That's why I won't buy the blow up ones, the
air filled ones, because it just seems like that's that's
an easy way for everybody to do.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah, yeah, I do have.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
I mean they look cool, but everybody's doing that.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
I bought a like a one of those eight or
ten foot Santa Clauses and then we got hip ones. Yeah,
we got to hit by a Santa Ana wind and too.
It was blown clear to It was like seven houses
away when I found it.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
But that was fun to watch at least.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, and I thought somebody stole it. I thought this
guy took it.
Speaker 12 (23:38):
Gotta do what you gotta do it.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
But it was the wind. It was the Santa Anna
that toppled that Santa that year.
Speaker 16 (23:45):
Still she's holding on to hope that whoever took in
has a change of heart and returns the Pumpkin King
where he belongs.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
It's the same guy that took that Claire, that dinosaur.
Speaker 15 (23:54):
I know there's Christmas miracles, but it would be a
Halloween miracle for me.
Speaker 16 (23:58):
Now the family has filed up police report, they're hoping
someone in the community will come forward, or better yet,
that the thief just returns Jack to his rightful home.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if Corona has
their own cops, but I bet that's not on the
top of the to do list with the cops out there,
Maybe that's possible. All right, a new way that people
are stealing your stuff. And you're gonna want to hear
this when we come back, because I suspected this was
happening all along, and Bellio just gave us a great
(24:29):
story on how people know that you have a safe
and how people know that where the valuables are when
they walk in your house, Like it's odd when a
house gets robbed and they go right to the safe
or they go right to the jewelry or right to
the money. Even though it's well hidden in the room,
they know where it is. I'll come back. I'll tell
(24:49):
you how they know where it is and it might
be able to help you, you know, be safer at
home and keep your valuables where people don't know instantly
where it is when they walk in your house.
Speaker 13 (25:01):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I suspected this was happening all along. I got a
lot of heat for it. But it turns out the
cops now have confirmness that people were hiring house cleaners
to come in and clean their house. And what they
were doing is they weren't really cleaning. They were scoping
out the place, passing along that information to some other pals,
(25:30):
and then they were coming in and ripping you off.
And this is going on, especially in the San Fernando Valley.
It's huge in the San Fernando Valley. So listen to this.
Maybe you can protect yourself and think twice about hiring
somebody who dropped off a flyer on your front door.
And that's happened to us before. We've had somebody drop
(25:53):
off a flyer on our front door, and we didn't
hire them. Maybe I don't know, maybe it was legitimate,
maybe it wasn't. But you got to be careful who
you're hiring. Maybe word of mouth is better than hiring
somebody off of a flyer that's left on your front door.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Do you have like the sign no solicitors, no nothing?
Speaker 10 (26:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I should I always I'd like to have that, but
I always forget to do.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
That, and I do exact same things, like we got
to put a sign up here?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah, I should I because we had somebody come by
and he said he's from one of the big companies
that offers Wi Fi and he goes, hey, do you
want to you know, I'll give you a deal. Do
you want to transfer your Wi Fi service over to
this company? And I've had horrible experience with this company
that he was promoting, so I said, I'd rather cut
off my left arm than go with your company. Yeah,
(26:39):
And he said, well, you want me to tell you
the deals we have. I'm like, God, Almighty, this g
I didn't hear what I just said to him. Yeah,
but we've had people knock on the door at nine
o'clock at night to offer us services or something and
I you know, and fortunately I was home.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
How is that working for them?
Speaker 12 (26:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I know, who's the knocking on the.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Door an' you're going to get somebody to go?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, but it must be because they keep doing it.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
So you know it's like.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
People say no, one says yes, that's all you need. Yeah,
and they deal with a lot of rejection, a lot
of it. But let's let's listen to this story here.
I'll I won't interrupt it. And you got to be
careful who you're hiring to come into your house.
Speaker 14 (27:19):
They're going in and.
Speaker 17 (27:20):
They're targeting high value items, so you're talking about jewelry,
you're talking about money.
Speaker 11 (27:24):
Advertising their cleaning services on social media.
Speaker 17 (27:27):
As a house cleaning service through various social media means,
and then there are responding to the residents and they're
actually there to burgaize the location.
Speaker 12 (27:36):
You gotta do what you gotta do to survive.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Oh my god, this guy's back.
Speaker 12 (27:40):
You gotta do what you gotta do hu survive.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Oh you don't. You can be a legitimate service.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Thirty year old.
Speaker 11 (27:44):
Nicole Kiroga and forty nine year old Sandra You want both,
Columbia nationals are now behind bars. Here's some of what
police found in their cars and apartments, more than fifty
thousand dollars in cash, along with these high end items.
Speaker 17 (27:57):
You gotta do what you gotta do to survive, those guys,
things that are easily resaleable on social media marketplaces and
in secondhand dealers.
Speaker 11 (28:05):
With officials now saying these women did not act alone.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
You know, maybe if a deal is too good to
be true, maybe that's you know, the rule of thumb here.
You know, when they say, hey, we can clean your
entire house for three dollars, maybe that's not the company
to go with. Maybe, you know, it.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Sounds pretty cheap, tim, I might take him up on that.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Sound cheap.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Come on, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
You better shuffle your stuff around. Yeah, you're right. I
mean that.
Speaker 12 (28:32):
That's the saying here, you gotta do what you gotta
do survive.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
You gotta do what you gotta do to survive.
Speaker 17 (28:36):
It's not just two random women that decided, hey, we're
going to do a burglary and these look like good
places to do it. What generally is happening is transnational
organized groups are working to basically engage these individuals in
committing crimes for the larger organization. The larger organization is
the one directing the activities, and that's who we're really
aiming at.
Speaker 12 (28:57):
You gotta do what you gotta do survive and well.
Speaker 11 (28:59):
Police not releasing where this happened, they say there are
multiple victims and could be even more out there.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
With this crew targeting a large area.
Speaker 17 (29:07):
You gotta do what you gotta do survive pretty much
all of the San Fernando Valley, and we're also thinking
it's possible that the adjacent area, so for instance, Calabasas,
particularly the Santa Creta area, Burbank, Glendell.
Speaker 11 (29:21):
The FBI, HP and the LAPD all part of this
multi agency investigation. As they continue searching for more suspects
and victims.
Speaker 17 (29:30):
We believe that there are additional victims in the greater
Los Angeles area.
Speaker 11 (29:34):
Police also seizing Wi Fi jammers from the two women
they arrested, a tool used in these burglaries.
Speaker 14 (29:41):
You gotta do what you gotta do survive, So if
you have cameras installed inside and outside, they won't record
the individuals entering the residents, conducting the crime inside the
residents and esity the residents.
Speaker 11 (29:51):
And so Deputy Chief Hamilton says, if you are alerted
your home camera is no longer recording when someone is
working in your home, that may be time to take action.
Speaker 17 (30:00):
That is a time to call nine one one because
you're about to be the victim.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Of a crime.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Do you hear that? If your cameras are not working
when the housekeepers are time to call nine to one.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
One be time to take action.
Speaker 17 (30:12):
That is a time to call nine one one because
you're about to be the victim.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Of a crime.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
There you go, all right, that might save some people.
Alan Hamilton, good friend of ours is man. He's been
on the move. He was on sixty minutes on Sunday.
Now he's on this piece here and this guy's all
over the place.
Speaker 11 (30:27):
And the deputy police chief going on to say he's
aware some of these victims might not be reporting these
cases to police, either because they're too embarrassed or maybe
what was stolen from them isn't worth all that much money,
but he says it is crucial to contact police so
that they can continue to search for all of those
outstanding suspects.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I think there's a lot more crime out there than
you think, because I bet there are a significant amount
of people who do not report crime because they don't
think there's going to be any outcome to it. Do
you think the it's like double I.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Bet it is something like that, And I bet it
easily everyone that does to or another one that doesn't.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Easily report easily because you know, people don't and then
you know, if you call the cops and you know,
then you got to fill out a report, then you know,
it's a pain in the ass.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Don't even take into the account the the legal immigrants
that you know that are victims of crime, because they're
they're not calling cops.
Speaker 12 (31:25):
No.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I mean, so I think it's at least double and
and we hear about every day, so you know, I
think this this valley, especially San Fernando Valley crime written.
I mean, you're you're you know, you're one of the
luckiest people in the valley. If you have not been
a victim of crime. I know so many people who
have been. You know, you just ask anybody in Sherman Oaks,
(31:47):
especially Sherman Oaks and Woodland Hills, if you've been a
victim of crime. Oh yeah, me, my neighbors, my neighbors, friends,
my relatives. They go on and on about how many
people have been affected by this crime and for some reason,
the city of La I can't get this together. They
I've never seen it this rampant. I know they'll say
all the stats are down, but I don't think the
stats are down. I think the reporting is down. I
(32:10):
think the stats are way up and nobody's reporting it.
I think Crozier is onto something there. So you got
to be careful who you hired. You know, if you're
on the internet and you're hiring a cleaning crew from
you know, TikTok, I don't know. It just doesn't seem right.
I think maybe you want to call a neighbor and ask,
(32:32):
you know, if they know somebody or or how about this,
how about doing it yourself? How about cleaning your own
effort picking crew? Yeah, how about taking you know, a
spray bottle out in a rag and doing a once
over and getting a vacuum, you know, and pushing around yourself.
We've never had housekeeper, really never. I mean we've been
(32:55):
my wife and I've been together for be careful here
twenty five years. Oh you guys, teenage twenty six years,
and we've never I think once, well, like before a party,
we had hired a crew, but maybe one day. But
you know, if you want to hire somebody respectable, somebody
(33:17):
can come in and clean your house and not rip
you off. Hire Sharon Pellio. Oh she's available.
Speaker 6 (33:23):
I'll do a fabulous job.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Tim.
Speaker 6 (33:25):
Can you know my work?
Speaker 2 (33:28):
What do you charge to clean a house?
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Ah? Seventy five that's an hour?
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Wow, that's oh no, it's not.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
Yes, but I am really good cleaner. You get what
you pay for, Yeah, and you can trust me.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
My buddy hired one of those I don't think they'd
do it anymore, one of those topless cleaners.
Speaker 6 (33:50):
You hear that I do that too?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Is that?
Speaker 12 (33:54):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Wait, bit's seventy five an hour for you to clean,
But if you're to bliss, it's only sixty five.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
They'll pay her to put her clothes back on. That
that's my buddy did when I was steal their clothes.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Yeah, but that's my buddy did. He hired a topless cleaner.
She showed up and it was gonna be like twenty
five bucks an hour, and he said, let me give
you thirty if you keep that top on.
Speaker 12 (34:21):
So rude.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
It was pretty insulted. So bell, You seriously would would
clean somebody's house for seventy five an hour?
Speaker 12 (34:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (34:28):
I probably would. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Okay, how do people get ahold of you? Is there a.
Speaker 6 (34:31):
Bell at iHeartMedia dot Com?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Okay?
Speaker 14 (34:34):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Any mostly Orange County preferably yes, but you know, more
like on your street a nerve on.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
No, I will travel.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
If they'll they'll pay a little lecture for me to travel. Really,
I am a really good cleaner.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, you really are. Your dad was a zone what
custodian service? Yes, and you helped him.
Speaker 6 (34:54):
Yes, yes.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
And if you have skillet, if you have those cast
iron skill she's really good at cleaning. No, no, no, no,
I've learned my lesson. I would dispense them.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
I won't.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
I won't scrub your seasoning pants, all right, promise, and
I will edge your your living room.
Speaker 12 (35:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
That means taking the debris from the wall where the
wall meets the floor, the carpet and to get all
that dirt out very all right, for seventy five an hour,
you'll clean somebody's house?
Speaker 6 (35:20):
Yeah, I probably would.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Okay, Well here we go. Let's see.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
Nobody needs to clean their house and I don't touch
your stuff.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Conways, show at iHeartMedia dot Com. Yeah, and you're not
gonna rip them off. No, you're not gonna eat You're
not gonna eat their food.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
I will not eat their food.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
You won't go into the fridge.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
I do not do that unless they need me to
clean it. Of course they will clean it.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Brings her own feather duster.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Yes, well, I'd have to get one if they could
purchase that for me. It'd be great if they had
their own, Like you know, there we go stuff here,
and I will.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Bring mine own cleaning service.
Speaker 6 (35:50):
She'll oversee you if you have supplies, that's better.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Yeah, but yeah, whatever you need.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
Weird, she just walks up to the door. She has
no bar bucket or no spray.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
No, she's just it's just her standing there and she's smoking.
Speaker 15 (36:06):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
I don't smoke smoke in your house. I'm very respectful
of people.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Very what do you wear like overalls? Thanks for dressing up.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
I'd wear I'd wear the sweatpants that I go to
meetings in.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Oh good, So people get a taste of what you're
like around here.
Speaker 6 (36:26):
Professionally, very professional.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
All right, So if you want Belly to clean your house.
Conway Show at iHeartMedia dot Com. She's serious, she'll do it.
She needs a doe and she John likes to spend
time just watching football though.
Speaker 6 (36:40):
He just wants to be left alone.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
I need a hobby.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
He's like, he's like me, all right. We're live on
KIM six forty.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now you
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