December 31, 2025 • 27 mins
The laughs keep coming as Cro looks back on his early days in L.A., sharing stories about getting hit on and revealing a surprisingly stylish, fashion-forward side the crew didn’t see coming. Tim then breaks down the meaning behind “You’re Cute Jeans,” a phrase made famous by a Kardashian, and explains how it somehow became part of modern vocabulary.Things escalate when the conversation turns to yelling—specifically, how much of it any of us would tolerate if the paycheck was big enough. And to close it out, the show takes off with a classic Brian Regan stand-up bit, skewering the everyday absurdities of flying in a way only he can.Fashion, flirting, money, and airplane misery—this Best Of is the perfect sendoff for the year. 🥂🎧
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k if I am sixty and you're listening to
the Conway Show on demand on the iHeart radio app.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I only have one of those stories Crow shows like
A nine. None of them where you know you get
you got hit on by somebody who's really influential in
the business, in show business or you know, really could
make your your life better, you know, with a job
promotion and crap like them. But there was a big
(00:29):
agent in Hollywood, agent slash manager, and I met him.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Oh, I thought you were gonna say Judy Denton. Oh no, no.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
No, no way, wasn't Judy and I dated for three months?
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
But I was at with my dad at God. I
think it was like the our Samuel Hall Show is
one of those late night talk shows. I know it
wasn't the Tonight Show. I think he was our Sinio Hall.
And that manager was there. He represented some other big
actor or whatever. And we just talking backstage in the
green room and and I didn't even know the guy
(01:11):
was was gay. I thought, you know, we were just
chit chatting. And he said he had a poker game
at his house every you know, month or so. He says,
a lot of you know, uh, you know, big Hollywood
types show up and we just played poker for a
couple hours. I said, oh yeah, poker. Yeah, barely even
know and I and I said, uh, I said, yeah,
(01:34):
you know, uh, if I'm in the area, you're playing,
and you know, stop by and went over there, and
sure not. They're like seven people there, and I ended
up knowing like two of them. I knew one was
a writer and the other guy was an actor, and
the other guys were like producers and you know, Hollywood times.
And so we're playing poker. Everyone's you know, drinking, smoking,
(01:54):
having a good time. And then one guy gets up.
He goes, I got you know, kids to take the soccer.
The morning guy gotta go, so he splits. Another guy splits,
So we're down to like four people and we're playing blackjack.
So you know, you know, it's not poker anymore. He
can't play poker with three people. So we're playing blackjack
and you know, other games. And it wasn't for a
lot of money, and so I said, I gotta use
(02:16):
your bathroom. So I go to the bathroom in there
for two minutes and I come out and all the
other players have split and this guy's on the couch
with a glass of wine, right.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
And nothing on.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
No, well, no, he was fully clothed. You know, he
wasn't there. We weren't there yet. And he said, uh,
he says, hey, why don't you sit down and we'll
talk about your career? Right, and and then I remember
he goes, he goes, why don't you sit down and
(02:55):
we'll talk about your career. So where'd you go to breakfast?
Jesus Christ smoked by everybody tonight?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
A grand slammer Moon's over my hand and.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
It was Beverly Hills Hotel, was very good looking. I'm
not I'm not a cheap breakfast. I'm not a Denny's guide,
you know, freshman. No, no, no, no, dude, this is
Mimosa time, you know, if you're gonna, you know, hang
with tea bones.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
If you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
No, but I you know, I was saying I split,
not obviously I did split, and now I and you know,
but I always I always thought I wanted to call,
like the all the other guys that were playing that
night and go, hey, you know, that move may work
on some of the guys, But I wasn't into it,
and I was. I wanted to like call him on, go, hey,
(04:02):
did you guys do this with other guys? I mean,
you got you know, you set another guy up to
get the you know, and I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
That's what I was wonder about the process. When you
went to the bathroom, was there a discussion to be
had or the second the door close to the bathroom
they all grabbed the coats and ran.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Obviously there was there was you know, this has either
happened before, or he said, hey, you guys got to
get out of here. You know, I got the I
got young te bones to uh to tackle here. The
smoking lamp has been it. But it was on the
elevator ride down. It was on a big condo complex,
(04:40):
like on a you know, twenty twenty floor or something that.
But on the elevator ride down, I'm like, man, I
wonder if like other guys have you done this or
maybe they hang maybe they don't. And I felt dirty.
I felt like I was like, you know, if he
if you know, maybe if he just said, hey, you know,
you went too uh uh this?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You know, did you question whether you were sending him signals?
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I thought maybe I let him down.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
You know, if you've left something upstairs and you realized
it when you got to the bottom of the elevator,
which oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You're like a jacket or coat or something. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know it there, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
That's that's cell phones back then to text him.
Speaker 8 (05:34):
Or go back there.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, I buzz him up. I go, hey, I left
my card again up there. Maybe I was given the
wrong leave behind my penny Lovers and Cardigan are still
up there. Can I slide up them?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Ascot?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, maybe I was given them wrong signals. It's my fault.
It's always the guy, always the I've got.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
I've never had a I've never had the let's talk
about your sort of career, or the implication that I
could advance your caw. I never had any of that.
I just had straight out, well, you never know what
you want. I want life until you try a little
bit of everything.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
I've had that? Verbatim said to me.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, like somebody once said to me, They said, hey,
are you gay? And I said, well, I said not now.
But you know, it's a long life. You know, who knows?
Speaker 9 (06:24):
You never know?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
You had a glimpse of a guy and say, hey,
that's get butterflies and all of a sudden you're off
to the races.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
What kind of fluff.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
But you know, but that's but that has happened before.
I know a woman who was married to a guy
and she and I think she's even told the story
on the air before him. I think we had her
on and she told this story. But she was a
heterosexual woman with a guy. I think she had a daughter.
And she was playing tennis one day with another couple
(06:56):
and the and the woman like hooked up, not hooked up,
but glanced over the other woman and they both approached
the net and they said, look, I'm married and you're married,
but I think I'm supposed to spend the rest of
my life with you. And the other woman said, I
have the exact same feeling. And they both divorced their
husbands and they got married and they're still together today.
(07:18):
That was twenty years ago. Isn't that wild? That's why
I say it's a long life.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
You know, you never know what you want in life.
Try a little bit of everything.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I mean, it's you know, I obviously you know you know,
I think look I'm fifty eight. I think you know
that you know the clock is uh run out. But
I think when you're younger, you know, especially nowadays, I
don't know. You know, you're in a bar and you
look across the you know, the bar, and you see
another guy, go wow, what happened? That's kind of weird feeling, right,
(07:49):
But I think as you get older, you're like, you
know what, I think it's just time to go to bed,
you know. I think as you get older, you're you know,
you're you're you know, you get set in your ways.
I used this detergent I've used since I was a kid.
I get the same haircut, I get the same shoes.
You don't. You don't expand your life, you don't open
yourselves up for new ideas. But if you're young, if
(08:10):
you're like eighteen, nineteen twenty, and you know, it's not
a big thing anymore to be gay. I think that
those the kids nowadays, I have not more. I hate
to like misphrase it, but they have. Uh they're more
open this generation to like everything and anything. And back
(08:31):
when I was growing up, you know, that just wasn't
the case, you know, at all. So nice to see
progress we weren't part of it, but it's nice to
see you know, society progress. You weren't part of it, Yes, right,
I wasn't part of it. You evidently were church part Yeah,
that's right. Did you turn it all down?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Cross?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
When he had when he said, you never know what
you want, like to try a little bit everything my
responsible since he because he just prior to that, he
had asked me if I was dating anybody, and I wasn't,
but he said, because you know, and then afterwards I said, yes,
it's pretty serious between me and this one girl.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I'm not seeing anybody at the that's wild, all right, man.
Everybody loves Krozier. That's name the name of.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
The new name of the Showbody loves.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Everybody loves Krusier because everybody loves Krusier.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
At one point in the in the industry here in La,
the radio industry execs new of me because of my
tight white jeans.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Oh my god, telling you it got Why do we
just know this something here? For ten years I've never
explored your tight white jeans.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Apparently it got around.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
All right, we gotta come back with your tight white
jeans and please tell me you stuffed them into some
cowboy boots.
Speaker 8 (09:46):
You're listening to Tim conwayjun you're on demand from KF
I am six forty.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Your cute jeans? You know what that's from? No, you're
cute jeans about Angel does J You know what that's from?
Your cute jens? You know that's from? Huh huh huh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
do you know what it's from?
Speaker 10 (10:07):
Uh uh?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Krosia or no, Dana Stefoo, nobody knows what that that
reference is Your cute genes? No you mean these genes? No,
these are my genes. No, no, your cute genes. You
mean my jeans are cute? No, your cute jeans. It's
the Kardashians. At one point, one of the general kids
(10:29):
said to their mom, your cute genes, and she goes, oh,
these are these aren't new because no, no, no, not
those your cue genes. She was, no, they're not your cuechans,
they're my genes. He goes, no, no, your cute genes,
your cute genes. You've never heard that that that that's
a very pame famous run it is. Yeah, I didn't
know you were so up on the Kardashians famous. Uh
(10:51):
oh I see, okay, trying to reduce it to you know,
your your inability to you know, follow pop culture, to
my obsession with them. I got it. I get that.
That's stings lilting, right, Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Sorry, So I just look that up. It's very popular.
It's so popular. She actually named one of her lipstick
lines after that color.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Is that right? Cute jeans?
Speaker 5 (11:13):
You're cute jeans, lip shine lacquer like Kylie Jenner.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
So what was the That's great that I know that
and you guys don't.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It's not, you know, because I saw it. I'm on
YouTube Kians in order okay, in order of age. I
couldn't name them if they were sitting in front of
you of name tags on them. I know, Kim, don't
don't tell me, Okay, I know. I got to write
these down. Okay, it's are you doing it in order
of age? No, I'm doing chronic in order of people.
(11:48):
I would not be uh invited to the same party.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
It's the chronological Kardashians.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Okay, there's there's Kim right, Chloe Ding, Kokie, Caitlin count
We'll take that. Bruce. No, I get double this.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
I get Kardashian No.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
No, Jenner's and Kardashic.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I get to there. I get one one and a
half too, I get to past past.
Speaker 11 (12:21):
Ah, come on, okay, wait a minute, okay, uh Chloe, Kim,
Caitlyn Bruce, Oh.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
The mom, the mamager.
Speaker 8 (12:36):
What's your name?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I love my life?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, I know that's uh. I love my friends.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Oh yeah, I love my friends.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Okay, there's a.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
North that is a child of one of them. We'll
accept that. That's her last name.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Whatever, Northwest is the name?
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Mhm?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Is she going in the right direct your life? Ding dong?
All right? God, I don't remember that other kid's name,
the one that oh, the one that had that that
Ka Sick, right, the Scott disc who's married to Scott Dissick.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Nobody was ever married.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
That's a girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Yeah, what was that?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Well, you need to tell us.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
No, I don't know what's her name.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
It begins with the K Courtney Courtney.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
My my.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Niece's name is Courtney. I should know that. All right?
Speaker 12 (13:32):
Then?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Then who are the other the Jenner kids? Kylie, Yes,
that's the makeup one. Now you need the model, Oh
the model, oh models? Karen?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I Ava no like Ava. No, all right, I wrote
even down anyway, so I guess I remember.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Remember they all start with k oh okay.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I so the three the three sisters are kkk all.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
The sisters are kkkkk.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
All right, so Kylie Corona but the k Cudweiser No,
Google country, No, just don't short tree. Uh that's short,
(14:33):
isn't it? What is or what's the other kids name?
Kendall Kendall brother? Oh, I know that brother's name. I'll
get that brother, Steve. He's a Kardashian. He's got a
real simple name too. He's like Mike or Jeff or
Tom and Bill.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Bill named after his father.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
That should help.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, I remember that dad's name. Uh huh, I'm what's
his name?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Robert?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Robert?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yes, you did pretty good, you did pretty okay.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah. I don't really follow them, but I do know
the cute jeans thing.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
But you can quote them, which is your No.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
But I thought that that was funny. That was a
funny Longe. You're cute Geene. Yeah right, you never heard
it even I can't believe that nobody on the show
heard that.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I can't believe you heard it and remembered it.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yeah, have everybody on this show.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
You can't remember to button your shirt, but you remember that.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Your cute jans because it was it was funny.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
You're cute geenes.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Right, let me see if I can find it here?
It is, all right, here's the whole run. All right,
here we go.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Close are cute chains. You're cute jeans?
Speaker 10 (15:37):
Those are mine? No, I thought you said you're cute jeans.
Those are my jeans? No cute jeans?
Speaker 7 (15:47):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
All right, I'm going home.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
That's it. That's a nice run. Right, you want to
hear it again.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Okay, Close are cute chains.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
That's the mamager. What's her name, Chris? That's Chris talking
to Kylie? I think, all right, Chris talking to Kylie.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Those are cute cheans. You're cute cheans.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Those are mine? No O, I thought you said you're
cute jeans. Did those are my jeans? No cute jeans?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Huh? All right, I'm going home.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
There you go, Ding Dong crew, right, ding dong with them?
All right? That's all I remember from that program. All right,
I think I did pretty well, you know, for a
guy that does not follow a lot of Hollywood. I mean, if, if, seriously,
if Harvey Korman and Karrabernet were in the studio right now,
I would be going.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Ah, I know the guy.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I'm just not good with names like that. You know
that is true, That's very true.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
There was an interesting article. It's called eight Steps to
handle a boss that's constantly yelling at you, Right, But
that's not the interesting aspect they there's a poll in
that article and the question for the audience, and I'm
gonna ask you, guys, the question if you're gonna make
five hundred thousand dollars a year? Right, and I'll seriously
(17:20):
think about this. Don't give me some wild, crazy, you know,
stupid answer, right, because I'll come in there and knock
your heads together. If you had a salary of five
hundred thousand dollars a year, how often would you tolerate
your boss yelling at you?
Speaker 12 (17:34):
All?
Speaker 9 (17:34):
Right?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
If you were getting five hundred thousand dollars a year,
would it be a weekly basis, daily basis, twice a day?
How often would you tolerate somebody coming in and really
getting in your face? I love this poll, right, but
getting in your face like you mother, you stupid you,
you know you. I hate your wife, I hate your kids,
I hate you. I hate the shirt you wear. The
bah bah.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
And this isn't this.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Isn't our industry that we work in.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Uh no, this is any any industry, right, all right?
All right, let's start with the steph wush. How often
would you tolerate a guy coming in and yelling at you?
I think honestly once a month, once a month. Yeah, okay,
all right, let's go with Morgan, who's in for a BELLYO?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
I was gonna say I could take once a week,
once a week.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Yeah, okay, I'm tough. I'm tough, croach am. I supposed
to just take it, no reply, no reaction, No, you're
supposed to just eat it.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Maybe once a month, once.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
A month, maybe at a half a mill half a
million dollars.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Yeah I can. I can deal with twelve twelve.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Of those sessions. Yeah, all right, man. And if they
were all gotten out of the way the first month,
you'd be on easy Street exactly right. I'll take the
one a month. Who's is will Cole Shriver with us?
Speaker 12 (18:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Hey, you want to participate here?
Speaker 13 (18:49):
Bub Sure, I'm towards once a month, a month maybe
at the most. At the most really half a million. Okay,
I'm gonna I'm gonna be the outlier here.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I'm gonna say on a daily basis, really because I
got yelled at a lot when I was a kid,
not just by my mom. My dad never once yelled
at me. How about that though, not once in his life.
I never heard man swear and have never heard him
yell at anybody not crazy, and you know, he just
never He wasn't that kind of guy. But my mom,
(19:22):
on the other hand, really made up for it. But balance,
so I got yelled at, probably on a daily basis
because not only is my mom, but I had a
teacher in elementary school who would yell at us like
we were her kids.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
You know.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
She would go, you piece of s you know you
no good piece of you know whatever, bomba f you,
and and we were afraid to tell our parents because
the yelling would have gotten much tougher, and she would
throw things at us, you know, like take the eraser
and throw it at the kid. I'm like, wow, this
is kind of crazy. So I sort of build up
like an immunity to it. Yeah, or it just doesn't
(20:00):
really you know, mean much. My wife very rarely yells
at me. I think since we've been married, I think
she's really gone, you know, a top notch, like a
ten out of ten, maybe twice.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
I'm very fascinated by this because I am not that
person like you where you just got to go back.
I push back when someone does that.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah, no, good for you. You know I probably should too,
but but it doesn't.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Well, I don't know. There's definitely something to be said
for people that can kind that can kind of let
that go in.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
And like I always, you know, I always it's a
weird thing because you know, my mom was was really
damaged when she was a kid. She had two she
had her parents, She had seven kids in her family,
and her parents were drunk by ten am every day,
and so she had to take care of all the
kids because they're all younger than her. She had to
(20:52):
pack their lunch, get them dressed, get them to school.
So she was a mother to six kids before she
had her own, and now she had her own, she's like,
I already did this right, and I don't want to
do it again.
Speaker 8 (21:03):
Right.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
So I think when somebody yells like that much. I've
only worked it for one person who yelled a lot,
and and it didn't really phase anybody, you know. We
just sort of look at him, and he'd come in
and yell at everybody, and we'd just go back to
our work. It was kind of weird.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Yeah, if they, If they, there are different types, like
what you're saying of people that do that. They are
the people that just kind of do it as if
they're just getting it out and then they just walk
away like it didn't happen, as opposed to making it
more personal, you know, and make it. It's this reason
I'm getting on you and looking for reasons specifically about
you that that to me is a little bit different.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
But it's also maybe one of the reasons I think
if you're yelled at a lot as a kid, you
don't yell at a lot of people, you know, because
I think it like like if your if your dad
or mom drank a lot, then you really don't drink
a lot as adult.
Speaker 12 (21:46):
You know.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
That's interesting. Yeah, I guess so, Yeah, because my dad
wasn't a yeller, but he was definitely a talker. Yeah,
and I put you on restrictioner.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Oh, is that right?
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Oh yeah, I would. I would be in my room
from report card report card if.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I had a c really yeah, oh man, if it
was if I had all sees, there's a party at
my house.
Speaker 9 (22:06):
A right.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
That's why you learned to make the fake report cards.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
I tried that.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I got caught, or you or you're the teacher's assistant,
you know, yeah, right, And I remember making a forty
eight into a ninety eight pretty quickly.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
I did try to do that. I got caught.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
I tried to forge my dad's name on the bottom
of it, and they went, I don't care.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KF
I am six forty.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Ryan Reagan, very funny comic. It's a really cool bit
on flying going to hear it. Okay, I'll play it
for you, Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 9 (22:43):
I flew here.
Speaker 12 (22:44):
I've come. The first class people just they can just
get on whenever they want. I've always hated that first
class people for it.
Speaker 9 (22:49):
You're sure take your time. First class people.
Speaker 12 (22:56):
People don't wait six six because way hello, PAGs.
Speaker 9 (23:06):
So when you do get on the first class people,
they are already sitting there.
Speaker 12 (23:09):
They're all sprawled out in their big thrones. Bring me
the head of a pair and a goblet of something
cool and refreshing. Who don't have a fiddle? Thank someone
from Coach Fittiform.
Speaker 9 (23:32):
Amusement. The fiddles and newerhead.
Speaker 13 (23:34):
Rocks up there.
Speaker 12 (23:35):
You're not allowed to even use their bathrooms. The bathrooms
up front are for our first class passengers. The coach
bathrooms are located at Newark Airport, Concourse Seat, Concourse Sea Mabecher.
So when you do board the first class people, they're
sitting there. A lot of them are working as you're boarding.
(23:57):
They have computers out and calculators looking up and you're like, hey,
we're making money right now, right now, we're making money.
Speaker 9 (24:05):
Go get in the back, hurtain. I don't want to
see even in my criminal snap it snap it shot.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
It's a matter of us.
Speaker 9 (24:19):
They gotta cover us up with a tark and you
go in the back. Everybody has coloring books on you,
but you put mere where was you?
Speaker 12 (24:29):
Who was you at?
Speaker 4 (24:32):
You're in the.
Speaker 12 (24:33):
Middle and there's nine of us and you're in the middle,
and we have all the arm wrestle.
Speaker 9 (24:37):
You gotta sit like this. You gotta figure out a
way to eat your snap while your uncles are touching.
You gotta learn how to twist your little plastic to
your tensil. Like to sit weigh in the back.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Weigh in the back.
Speaker 9 (24:51):
Except for one thing, all the good meals run out.
Speaker 12 (24:53):
You know, you're poking your head out from row one
ninety nine, the slate at tennis or this big.
Speaker 9 (25:03):
You can hear the good meals getting snaged.
Speaker 12 (25:06):
We have a turkey sandwich, a chicken casandia, and a
cold fishhead.
Speaker 9 (25:21):
I wonder what I'm gonna keep.
Speaker 12 (25:25):
So when they get to the back of the plane,
they have to do that flat attendant psychology game.
Speaker 9 (25:30):
Pretend like the good stuff never even existed.
Speaker 13 (25:33):
It never even was.
Speaker 9 (25:35):
Would you like a nice cold fish head?
Speaker 12 (25:37):
They're frozen, solid, frozen head of fish, the eyeballs in
there and the skeletons coming out.
Speaker 9 (25:44):
It comes with a turn up and a sport. I
was pushing you to have one of them, like pushing
a fund of star.
Speaker 12 (25:56):
But I admire flat attendants, man, I really do. They
put up with a lot of garbage people. Have you
ever been sitting in your seat and you see somebody
trying to fit somebody overhead racked that you know are
going in there like in a million years you have
like a mattress in a lamp.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
They're looking at him like, what kind of perception problems
this guy had? And the flight attendants are always nice.
You always run up and act like it might maybe fit.
You know, I don't know if that's gonna get up
there like a jagger for you.
Speaker 9 (26:23):
You're more ron.
Speaker 12 (26:27):
I know that's what they want to say. I would
last about eight seconds at that job. I'll just get
up there and this say that look like that's going
to fit. This is my true You have a dead yet,
are you okay? You don't see all these people jammed
up waiting on you.
Speaker 9 (26:41):
You don't see any of that. Oh no, no, this
is your world. It's all about Yeah, you let us
know when you're all set.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
That guy's great man, Brian Reagan. If you want something
clean that the kids can listen to, you know, you
got some of my time this holiday season. You want
to put something on, something that's you know, not the
social media, and the kids and the parents can listen to.
Brian Reagan is the go to guys.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
It does take a lot for a clean comedian to
get to me, and he definitely does.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Yeah, I gotta I gotta go for the dark next
and stuff. But Reagan knocks it out.
Speaker 12 (27:18):
Man.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah he's good man, Brian Reagan, isn't it. We're live
on KFI AM six forty Conway Show on demand on
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Speaker 1 (27:27):
Now you can always hear us live on KFI AM
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
I only have one of those stories Crow shows like
A nine. None of them where you know you get
you got hit on by somebody who's really influential in
the business, in show business or you know, really could
make your your life better, you know, with a job
promotion and crap like them. But there was a big
(00:29):
agent in Hollywood, agent slash manager, and I met him.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Oh, I thought you were gonna say Judy Denton. Oh no, no.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
No, no way, wasn't Judy and I dated for three months?
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
But I was at with my dad at God. I
think it was like the our Samuel Hall Show is
one of those late night talk shows. I know it
wasn't the Tonight Show. I think he was our Sinio Hall.
And that manager was there. He represented some other big
actor or whatever. And we just talking backstage in the
green room and and I didn't even know the guy
(01:11):
was was gay. I thought, you know, we were just
chit chatting. And he said he had a poker game
at his house every you know, month or so. He says,
a lot of you know, uh, you know, big Hollywood
types show up and we just played poker for a
couple hours. I said, oh yeah, poker. Yeah, barely even
know and I and I said, uh, I said, yeah,
(01:34):
you know, uh, if I'm in the area, you're playing,
and you know, stop by and went over there, and
sure not. They're like seven people there, and I ended
up knowing like two of them. I knew one was
a writer and the other guy was an actor, and
the other guys were like producers and you know, Hollywood times.
And so we're playing poker. Everyone's you know, drinking, smoking,
(01:54):
having a good time. And then one guy gets up.
He goes, I got you know, kids to take the soccer.
The morning guy gotta go, so he splits. Another guy splits,
So we're down to like four people and we're playing blackjack.
So you know, you know, it's not poker anymore. He
can't play poker with three people. So we're playing blackjack
and you know, other games. And it wasn't for a
lot of money, and so I said, I gotta use
(02:16):
your bathroom. So I go to the bathroom in there
for two minutes and I come out and all the
other players have split and this guy's on the couch
with a glass of wine, right.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
And nothing on.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
No, well, no, he was fully clothed. You know, he
wasn't there. We weren't there yet. And he said, uh,
he says, hey, why don't you sit down and we'll
talk about your career? Right, and and then I remember
he goes, he goes, why don't you sit down and
(02:55):
we'll talk about your career. So where'd you go to breakfast?
Jesus Christ smoked by everybody tonight?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
A grand slammer Moon's over my hand and.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
It was Beverly Hills Hotel, was very good looking. I'm
not I'm not a cheap breakfast. I'm not a Denny's guide,
you know, freshman. No, no, no, no, dude, this is
Mimosa time, you know, if you're gonna, you know, hang
with tea bones.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
If you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
No, but I you know, I was saying I split,
not obviously I did split, and now I and you know,
but I always I always thought I wanted to call,
like the all the other guys that were playing that
night and go, hey, you know, that move may work
on some of the guys, But I wasn't into it,
and I was. I wanted to like call him on, go, hey,
(04:02):
did you guys do this with other guys? I mean,
you got you know, you set another guy up to
get the you know, and I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
That's what I was wonder about the process. When you
went to the bathroom, was there a discussion to be
had or the second the door close to the bathroom
they all grabbed the coats and ran.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Obviously there was there was you know, this has either
happened before, or he said, hey, you guys got to
get out of here. You know, I got the I
got young te bones to uh to tackle here. The
smoking lamp has been it. But it was on the
elevator ride down. It was on a big condo complex,
(04:40):
like on a you know, twenty twenty floor or something that.
But on the elevator ride down, I'm like, man, I
wonder if like other guys have you done this or
maybe they hang maybe they don't. And I felt dirty.
I felt like I was like, you know, if he
if you know, maybe if he just said, hey, you know,
you went too uh uh this?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You know, did you question whether you were sending him signals?
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I thought maybe I let him down.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
You know, if you've left something upstairs and you realized
it when you got to the bottom of the elevator,
which oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You're like a jacket or coat or something. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know it there, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
That's that's cell phones back then to text him.
Speaker 8 (05:34):
Or go back there.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, I buzz him up. I go, hey, I left
my card again up there. Maybe I was given the
wrong leave behind my penny Lovers and Cardigan are still
up there. Can I slide up them?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Ascot?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, maybe I was given them wrong signals. It's my fault.
It's always the guy, always the I've got.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
I've never had a I've never had the let's talk
about your sort of career, or the implication that I
could advance your caw. I never had any of that.
I just had straight out, well, you never know what
you want. I want life until you try a little
bit of everything.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
I've had that? Verbatim said to me.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, like somebody once said to me, They said, hey,
are you gay? And I said, well, I said not now.
But you know, it's a long life. You know, who knows?
Speaker 9 (06:24):
You never know?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
You had a glimpse of a guy and say, hey,
that's get butterflies and all of a sudden you're off
to the races.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
What kind of fluff.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
But you know, but that's but that has happened before.
I know a woman who was married to a guy
and she and I think she's even told the story
on the air before him. I think we had her
on and she told this story. But she was a
heterosexual woman with a guy. I think she had a daughter.
And she was playing tennis one day with another couple
(06:56):
and the and the woman like hooked up, not hooked up,
but glanced over the other woman and they both approached
the net and they said, look, I'm married and you're married,
but I think I'm supposed to spend the rest of
my life with you. And the other woman said, I
have the exact same feeling. And they both divorced their
husbands and they got married and they're still together today.
(07:18):
That was twenty years ago. Isn't that wild? That's why
I say it's a long life.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
You know, you never know what you want in life.
Try a little bit of everything.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I mean, it's you know, I obviously you know you know,
I think look I'm fifty eight. I think you know
that you know the clock is uh run out. But
I think when you're younger, you know, especially nowadays, I
don't know. You know, you're in a bar and you
look across the you know, the bar, and you see
another guy, go wow, what happened? That's kind of weird feeling, right,
(07:49):
But I think as you get older, you're like, you
know what, I think it's just time to go to bed,
you know. I think as you get older, you're you know,
you're you're you know, you get set in your ways.
I used this detergent I've used since I was a kid.
I get the same haircut, I get the same shoes.
You don't. You don't expand your life, you don't open
yourselves up for new ideas. But if you're young, if
(08:10):
you're like eighteen, nineteen twenty, and you know, it's not
a big thing anymore to be gay. I think that
those the kids nowadays, I have not more. I hate
to like misphrase it, but they have. Uh they're more
open this generation to like everything and anything. And back
(08:31):
when I was growing up, you know, that just wasn't
the case, you know, at all. So nice to see
progress we weren't part of it, but it's nice to
see you know, society progress. You weren't part of it, Yes, right,
I wasn't part of it. You evidently were church part Yeah,
that's right. Did you turn it all down?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Cross?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
When he had when he said, you never know what
you want, like to try a little bit everything my
responsible since he because he just prior to that, he
had asked me if I was dating anybody, and I wasn't,
but he said, because you know, and then afterwards I said, yes,
it's pretty serious between me and this one girl.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I'm not seeing anybody at the that's wild, all right, man.
Everybody loves Krozier. That's name the name of.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
The new name of the Showbody loves.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Everybody loves Krusier because everybody loves Krusier.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
At one point in the in the industry here in La,
the radio industry execs new of me because of my
tight white jeans.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Oh my god, telling you it got Why do we
just know this something here? For ten years I've never
explored your tight white jeans.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Apparently it got around.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
All right, we gotta come back with your tight white
jeans and please tell me you stuffed them into some
cowboy boots.
Speaker 8 (09:46):
You're listening to Tim conwayjun you're on demand from KF
I am six forty.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Your cute jeans? You know what that's from? No, you're
cute jeans about Angel does J You know what that's from?
Your cute jens? You know that's from? Huh huh huh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
do you know what it's from?
Speaker 10 (10:07):
Uh uh?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Krosia or no, Dana Stefoo, nobody knows what that that
reference is Your cute genes? No you mean these genes? No,
these are my genes. No, no, your cute genes. You
mean my jeans are cute? No, your cute jeans. It's
the Kardashians. At one point, one of the general kids
(10:29):
said to their mom, your cute genes, and she goes, oh,
these are these aren't new because no, no, no, not
those your cue genes. She was, no, they're not your cuechans,
they're my genes. He goes, no, no, your cute genes,
your cute genes. You've never heard that that that that's
a very pame famous run it is. Yeah, I didn't
know you were so up on the Kardashians famous. Uh
(10:51):
oh I see, okay, trying to reduce it to you know,
your your inability to you know, follow pop culture, to
my obsession with them. I got it. I get that.
That's stings lilting, right, Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Sorry, So I just look that up. It's very popular.
It's so popular. She actually named one of her lipstick
lines after that color.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Is that right? Cute jeans?
Speaker 5 (11:13):
You're cute jeans, lip shine lacquer like Kylie Jenner.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
So what was the That's great that I know that
and you guys don't.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It's not, you know, because I saw it. I'm on
YouTube Kians in order okay, in order of age. I
couldn't name them if they were sitting in front of
you of name tags on them. I know, Kim, don't
don't tell me, Okay, I know. I got to write
these down. Okay, it's are you doing it in order
of age? No, I'm doing chronic in order of people.
(11:48):
I would not be uh invited to the same party.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
It's the chronological Kardashians.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Okay, there's there's Kim right, Chloe Ding, Kokie, Caitlin count
We'll take that. Bruce. No, I get double this.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
I get Kardashian No.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
No, Jenner's and Kardashic.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I get to there. I get one one and a
half too, I get to past past.
Speaker 11 (12:21):
Ah, come on, okay, wait a minute, okay, uh Chloe, Kim,
Caitlyn Bruce, Oh.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
The mom, the mamager.
Speaker 8 (12:36):
What's your name?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I love my life?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, I know that's uh. I love my friends.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Oh yeah, I love my friends.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Okay, there's a.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
North that is a child of one of them. We'll
accept that. That's her last name.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Whatever, Northwest is the name?
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Mhm?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Is she going in the right direct your life? Ding dong?
All right? God, I don't remember that other kid's name,
the one that oh, the one that had that that
Ka Sick, right, the Scott disc who's married to Scott Dissick.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Nobody was ever married.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
That's a girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Yeah, what was that?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Well, you need to tell us.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
No, I don't know what's her name.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
It begins with the K Courtney Courtney.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
My my.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Niece's name is Courtney. I should know that. All right?
Speaker 12 (13:32):
Then?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Then who are the other the Jenner kids? Kylie, Yes,
that's the makeup one. Now you need the model, Oh
the model, oh models? Karen?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I Ava no like Ava. No, all right, I wrote
even down anyway, so I guess I remember.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Remember they all start with k oh okay.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I so the three the three sisters are kkk all.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
The sisters are kkkkk.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
All right, so Kylie Corona but the k Cudweiser No,
Google country, No, just don't short tree. Uh that's short,
(14:33):
isn't it? What is or what's the other kids name?
Kendall Kendall brother? Oh, I know that brother's name. I'll
get that brother, Steve. He's a Kardashian. He's got a
real simple name too. He's like Mike or Jeff or
Tom and Bill.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Bill named after his father.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
That should help.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, I remember that dad's name. Uh huh, I'm what's
his name?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Robert?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Robert?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yes, you did pretty good, you did pretty okay.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah. I don't really follow them, but I do know
the cute jeans thing.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
But you can quote them, which is your No.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
But I thought that that was funny. That was a
funny Longe. You're cute Geene. Yeah right, you never heard
it even I can't believe that nobody on the show
heard that.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I can't believe you heard it and remembered it.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yeah, have everybody on this show.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
You can't remember to button your shirt, but you remember that.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Your cute jans because it was it was funny.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
You're cute geenes.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Right, let me see if I can find it here?
It is, all right, here's the whole run. All right,
here we go.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Close are cute chains. You're cute jeans?
Speaker 10 (15:37):
Those are mine? No, I thought you said you're cute jeans.
Those are my jeans? No cute jeans?
Speaker 7 (15:47):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
All right, I'm going home.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
That's it. That's a nice run. Right, you want to
hear it again.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Okay, Close are cute chains.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
That's the mamager. What's her name, Chris? That's Chris talking
to Kylie? I think, all right, Chris talking to Kylie.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Those are cute cheans. You're cute cheans.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Those are mine? No O, I thought you said you're
cute jeans. Did those are my jeans? No cute jeans?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Huh? All right, I'm going home.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
There you go, Ding Dong crew, right, ding dong with them?
All right? That's all I remember from that program. All right,
I think I did pretty well, you know, for a
guy that does not follow a lot of Hollywood. I mean, if, if, seriously,
if Harvey Korman and Karrabernet were in the studio right now,
I would be going.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Ah, I know the guy.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I'm just not good with names like that. You know
that is true, That's very true.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
There was an interesting article. It's called eight Steps to
handle a boss that's constantly yelling at you, Right, But
that's not the interesting aspect they there's a poll in
that article and the question for the audience, and I'm
gonna ask you, guys, the question if you're gonna make
five hundred thousand dollars a year? Right, and I'll seriously
(17:20):
think about this. Don't give me some wild, crazy, you know,
stupid answer, right, because I'll come in there and knock
your heads together. If you had a salary of five
hundred thousand dollars a year, how often would you tolerate
your boss yelling at you?
Speaker 12 (17:34):
All?
Speaker 9 (17:34):
Right?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
If you were getting five hundred thousand dollars a year,
would it be a weekly basis, daily basis, twice a day?
How often would you tolerate somebody coming in and really
getting in your face? I love this poll, right, but
getting in your face like you mother, you stupid you,
you know you. I hate your wife, I hate your kids,
I hate you. I hate the shirt you wear. The
bah bah.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
And this isn't this.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Isn't our industry that we work in.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Uh no, this is any any industry, right, all right?
All right, let's start with the steph wush. How often
would you tolerate a guy coming in and yelling at you?
I think honestly once a month, once a month. Yeah, okay,
all right, let's go with Morgan, who's in for a BELLYO?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
I was gonna say I could take once a week,
once a week.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Yeah, okay, I'm tough. I'm tough, croach am. I supposed
to just take it, no reply, no reaction, No, you're
supposed to just eat it.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Maybe once a month, once.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
A month, maybe at a half a mill half a
million dollars.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Yeah I can. I can deal with twelve twelve.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Of those sessions. Yeah, all right, man. And if they
were all gotten out of the way the first month,
you'd be on easy Street exactly right. I'll take the
one a month. Who's is will Cole Shriver with us?
Speaker 12 (18:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Hey, you want to participate here?
Speaker 13 (18:49):
Bub Sure, I'm towards once a month, a month maybe
at the most. At the most really half a million. Okay,
I'm gonna I'm gonna be the outlier here.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I'm gonna say on a daily basis, really because I
got yelled at a lot when I was a kid,
not just by my mom. My dad never once yelled
at me. How about that though, not once in his life.
I never heard man swear and have never heard him
yell at anybody not crazy, and you know, he just
never He wasn't that kind of guy. But my mom,
(19:22):
on the other hand, really made up for it. But balance,
so I got yelled at, probably on a daily basis
because not only is my mom, but I had a
teacher in elementary school who would yell at us like
we were her kids.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
You know.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
She would go, you piece of s you know you
no good piece of you know whatever, bomba f you,
and and we were afraid to tell our parents because
the yelling would have gotten much tougher, and she would
throw things at us, you know, like take the eraser
and throw it at the kid. I'm like, wow, this
is kind of crazy. So I sort of build up
like an immunity to it. Yeah, or it just doesn't
(20:00):
really you know, mean much. My wife very rarely yells
at me. I think since we've been married, I think
she's really gone, you know, a top notch, like a
ten out of ten, maybe twice.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
I'm very fascinated by this because I am not that
person like you where you just got to go back.
I push back when someone does that.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah, no, good for you. You know I probably should too,
but but it doesn't.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Well, I don't know. There's definitely something to be said
for people that can kind that can kind of let
that go in.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
And like I always, you know, I always it's a
weird thing because you know, my mom was was really
damaged when she was a kid. She had two she
had her parents, She had seven kids in her family,
and her parents were drunk by ten am every day,
and so she had to take care of all the
kids because they're all younger than her. She had to
(20:52):
pack their lunch, get them dressed, get them to school.
So she was a mother to six kids before she
had her own, and now she had her own, she's like,
I already did this right, and I don't want to
do it again.
Speaker 8 (21:03):
Right.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
So I think when somebody yells like that much. I've
only worked it for one person who yelled a lot,
and and it didn't really phase anybody, you know. We
just sort of look at him, and he'd come in
and yell at everybody, and we'd just go back to
our work. It was kind of weird.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Yeah, if they, If they, there are different types, like
what you're saying of people that do that. They are
the people that just kind of do it as if
they're just getting it out and then they just walk
away like it didn't happen, as opposed to making it
more personal, you know, and make it. It's this reason
I'm getting on you and looking for reasons specifically about
you that that to me is a little bit different.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
But it's also maybe one of the reasons I think
if you're yelled at a lot as a kid, you
don't yell at a lot of people, you know, because
I think it like like if your if your dad
or mom drank a lot, then you really don't drink
a lot as adult.
Speaker 12 (21:46):
You know.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
That's interesting. Yeah, I guess so, Yeah, because my dad
wasn't a yeller, but he was definitely a talker. Yeah,
and I put you on restrictioner.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Oh, is that right?
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Oh yeah, I would. I would be in my room
from report card report card if.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I had a c really yeah, oh man, if it
was if I had all sees, there's a party at
my house.
Speaker 9 (22:06):
A right.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
That's why you learned to make the fake report cards.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
I tried that.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I got caught, or you or you're the teacher's assistant,
you know, yeah, right, And I remember making a forty
eight into a ninety eight pretty quickly.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
I did try to do that. I got caught.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
I tried to forge my dad's name on the bottom
of it, and they went, I don't care.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
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Speaker 2 (22:34):
Ryan Reagan, very funny comic. It's a really cool bit
on flying going to hear it. Okay, I'll play it
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Speaker 9 (22:43):
I flew here.
Speaker 12 (22:44):
I've come. The first class people just they can just
get on whenever they want. I've always hated that first
class people for it.
Speaker 9 (22:49):
You're sure take your time. First class people.
Speaker 12 (22:56):
People don't wait six six because way hello, PAGs.
Speaker 9 (23:06):
So when you do get on the first class people,
they are already sitting there.
Speaker 12 (23:09):
They're all sprawled out in their big thrones. Bring me
the head of a pair and a goblet of something
cool and refreshing. Who don't have a fiddle? Thank someone
from Coach Fittiform.
Speaker 9 (23:32):
Amusement. The fiddles and newerhead.
Speaker 13 (23:34):
Rocks up there.
Speaker 12 (23:35):
You're not allowed to even use their bathrooms. The bathrooms
up front are for our first class passengers. The coach
bathrooms are located at Newark Airport, Concourse Seat, Concourse Sea Mabecher.
So when you do board the first class people, they're
sitting there. A lot of them are working as you're boarding.
(23:57):
They have computers out and calculators looking up and you're like, hey,
we're making money right now, right now, we're making money.
Speaker 9 (24:05):
Go get in the back, hurtain. I don't want to
see even in my criminal snap it snap it shot.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
It's a matter of us.
Speaker 9 (24:19):
They gotta cover us up with a tark and you
go in the back. Everybody has coloring books on you,
but you put mere where was you?
Speaker 12 (24:29):
Who was you at?
Speaker 4 (24:32):
You're in the.
Speaker 12 (24:33):
Middle and there's nine of us and you're in the middle,
and we have all the arm wrestle.
Speaker 9 (24:37):
You gotta sit like this. You gotta figure out a
way to eat your snap while your uncles are touching.
You gotta learn how to twist your little plastic to
your tensil. Like to sit weigh in the back.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Weigh in the back.
Speaker 9 (24:51):
Except for one thing, all the good meals run out.
Speaker 12 (24:53):
You know, you're poking your head out from row one
ninety nine, the slate at tennis or this big.
Speaker 9 (25:03):
You can hear the good meals getting snaged.
Speaker 12 (25:06):
We have a turkey sandwich, a chicken casandia, and a
cold fishhead.
Speaker 9 (25:21):
I wonder what I'm gonna keep.
Speaker 12 (25:25):
So when they get to the back of the plane,
they have to do that flat attendant psychology game.
Speaker 9 (25:30):
Pretend like the good stuff never even existed.
Speaker 13 (25:33):
It never even was.
Speaker 9 (25:35):
Would you like a nice cold fish head?
Speaker 12 (25:37):
They're frozen, solid, frozen head of fish, the eyeballs in
there and the skeletons coming out.
Speaker 9 (25:44):
It comes with a turn up and a sport. I
was pushing you to have one of them, like pushing
a fund of star.
Speaker 12 (25:56):
But I admire flat attendants, man, I really do. They
put up with a lot of garbage people. Have you
ever been sitting in your seat and you see somebody
trying to fit somebody overhead racked that you know are
going in there like in a million years you have
like a mattress in a lamp.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
They're looking at him like, what kind of perception problems
this guy had? And the flight attendants are always nice.
You always run up and act like it might maybe fit.
You know, I don't know if that's gonna get up
there like a jagger for you.
Speaker 9 (26:23):
You're more ron.
Speaker 12 (26:27):
I know that's what they want to say. I would
last about eight seconds at that job. I'll just get
up there and this say that look like that's going
to fit. This is my true You have a dead yet,
are you okay? You don't see all these people jammed
up waiting on you.
Speaker 9 (26:41):
You don't see any of that. Oh no, no, this
is your world. It's all about Yeah, you let us
know when you're all set.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
That guy's great man, Brian Reagan. If you want something
clean that the kids can listen to, you know, you
got some of my time this holiday season. You want
to put something on, something that's you know, not the
social media, and the kids and the parents can listen to.
Brian Reagan is the go to guys.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
It does take a lot for a clean comedian to
get to me, and he definitely does.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Yeah, I gotta I gotta go for the dark next
and stuff. But Reagan knocks it out.
Speaker 12 (27:18):
Man.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah he's good man, Brian Reagan, isn't it. We're live
on KFI AM six forty Conway Show on demand on
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