October 20, 2025 • 29 mins
Tim and the team thank everyone who came out to Morongo, calling KFI listeners the best. Michael Monks joins to discuss Mayor Karen Bass and LA leaders demanding a federal investigation into immigration detainments. Bellio jokes about Fatburger at Morongo and her habit of calling dollar bills “Big Ones.” The show wraps the hour with breaking news on a massive global AWS outage that took down Amazon, Lyft, Snapchat, and Venmo — now restored — and a quick look at the Raiders vs. Chiefs matchup.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's CAMF I Am sixty and you're listening to The
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app cam F
I Am sixty. It is The Conway Show, Dan Dog.
What a weekend? What a weekend? All right? We got
news to get into, and we'll get to the news.
(00:20):
You know the show. Aotani hitting three home runs getting
ten strikeouts, that's never been done. The Dodgers win, they
go onto the World Series. Okay, we'll get into that.
There was an accident, a horrible accident Huntington Beach, and
we're gonna cover that as well. Somebody drinking and driving
hit three bicyclists. One person has passed away and that's
a horrible story. We'll get some more details on that.
(00:41):
But that changes his life of lot lives of a
lot of people, man a lot of people. And then
there's some other local stories. We got Michael A. Monk's
coming on at four twenty. That guy's always great and
he's gonna be talking about the Downtown News. And you know,
he's the only guy that covers downtown. I don't see
it at any other you know, there's just fluff pieces
(01:02):
on how great the mayor is and how great. The
city council is and that's about it. But one a
weekend at Marongo. The big party was Saturday. I hope
you got there. There were there were a lot of
people gave me really great gifts. But in the shuffling
of the gifts and putting them all in one bag,
there's two that I can't identify who gave them to me.
(01:22):
One guy gave me a voucher for Santa Anita and
another guy gave me a really cool or a guy
or gal I don't know, gave me a really cool
tool set. And I'm going to tell you what it
is here. It's called fan tic F A N T
T I K and it's a screw driver and electric screwdriver.
(01:42):
It's really cool.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Fantics.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah yeah, but if you could please email us, I'd
like to thank you on the air or in person
or you know, send you a thank you note. Just
if you had give me the voucher for Aniam or
this fantic tool are ame, Yeah, they were really cool.
Please email u here so I can personally thank you
on the air and maybe in person and through mail.
(02:05):
I'd like to you. Guys went out of your way
and we're awfully generous like you are every year. So
Conways Show at iHeartMedia dot com. Conway Show at iHeartMedia
dot com. It was a great event. There was there
were two guys, two guys who did the do you
know who I am? And I don't. I don't do
(02:28):
the do you know who I am? Yeah, yeah, you
know who I am?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Well.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
One of was Steve Krieger, which is great because I've
never met him before and he's a really cool guy.
And he had just had a knee surgery I think
got his right knee at the left knee, he'd already
had that done and he's come up with us a
ton of times. He's great. He's an ex fire captain
with La County.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Fire and he came on with us overnights during the
wild which guys, yeah, like at two am, three am.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yes, and he's great. He really is terrific.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Steve gave me an avocado pruning your shears set. Really
I immediately used yesterday at home.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh that's cool. That's great when somebody gives you a
gift to use it like next day. Yes, that's really cool.
I get those, But well, do you have avocado trees
then why would you get one. That's true there, okay,
but Bellio was the leader of the circus wrangling everybody,
thank you for doing that. Krozier host of the night.
That was really cool. Angel showed up late. That was
(03:24):
always cool. Also cool. Angel got stuck in traffic. How
I ronic that that woman got stuck in traffic? How
long did you take you together? It took me three
hours and ten minutes from Burwick.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
It took me three hours, just shy of three hours,
like two hours and fifty minutes or something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh okay, is that their new slogan marongo listen three hours? Yeah?
Where for you are? But man, that hotel is so
great and the people that worked there are terrific. Everybody
is so kind and just you know, they all seem
like they love working there, which is really a you know,
(04:04):
it says something about the hotel and the casino and
the spa, and it really is cool. I got a
text from I think it was Krozier that said, hey,
I can't find Neil Savadri because Neil ended up hurting
his back so we didn't come down and do his
show live. And then Bellio gave you the second option
if you can't find Neil. Maybe you can go watch
(04:26):
Oscar Mirror's cruise around the Lazy River and you passed.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Well, I yeah, yeah, I had my binoculars with me.
I was gonna but my window wasn't facing the pool.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
That's that's why you brought him for the pool area.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Might be there. So yes, she'd give me the heads
up that it was possible.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Like at seven thirty, like, where's Krozier. He's up in
the room with his binocular Okay, that's that's our boy.
That's Crozier. That guy's great. That guy's great man. And
then the two twins, the Ding Dong twins, they came by. Yeah,
dang a dog and they always have such great energy,
those two. Ah, it is a really cool And then
we saw some repeat customers from a year before, maybe
(05:11):
two or three years ago, and it was just a
really great vibe. The food was terrific. Uh, the hotel
was great. And we went up back to clo and oh,
what's his name? Paul was there, one of the guys
that saved steph Ush's life. Yeah, his wife, Trudy. That's
great that they were there. So those two are just
(05:31):
a great couple. Yeah, ben Mosch came out.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
What's her first name there, Adam, Yeah, and that was
a that was cool.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Maddy Toffler and his dad, Oh you know, Maddy Toffler's
dad looks like he's thirty.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Yeah, I know, right like brother.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah. One of our producers who works here. I don't
know how old he is. He's got to be twenty five,
twenty six himself. His dad looks like he's thirty. I
don't know what that. You know, that guy's got to,
you know, whatever regiment he's on, he's got to do
a video. Got Ail mighty, you know, I dwarfon health or.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Something, and he had he had the general energy to
go along with Yeah, he.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Did, and a firm handshake which he's got to pass
down to his kid.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Very charismatic.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, and a big I guess also a Miami Dolphins fan.
But it was great.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
I'm Bill Handle.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Bill Handle was there with his wife. That was really cool.
I talked to him for a long time and Dave
Weeze put this whole thing together. That was really nice
of him to do that. I'm sure I'm leaving something
out somebody out there. Oh yeah, Michael Brian, who did
traffic and he had passed away. And his kids. He
raised two really great kids, two terrific kids, and they
(06:41):
both look great. Man, I love those kids, and so
he was great. After the party, I'm still trying to
get my voice back from the parties, yelling all night.
I went down to the casino, drank a little there,
went to Ciellow, drank there, and then went downstairs in
my room and drank there. God, it sounds like I
got a problem. And I find I found a wallet.
(07:02):
I found a wallet down in the casino with a
license of money in it, credit cards, all the crime,
and I'm I'm I have the license with me, and
I'm walking around buzz trying to figure out if I
can find the guy because I don't want to give it.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Just hold it up to people.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yes, I'm like, hey, are you Eddie? And the guy's
like no, I'm not. So it's one guy comes up,
he goes, hey, that's my buddy. I said, okay, I said,
give me that wallet. I'll give it to him. I said, okay,
that's cool. I said, what's his name? He goes Eddie.
I said, what's his last name? He goes, Well, I
go here, we go here we go. He said, So,
my girlfriend's friend or my sister's girlfriend's friend, and he's
(07:36):
in the garage right now looking for his wallet and
he lost his wallet. I said, okay, I said, can
you get him on the cell phone because I'm not
giving you his wallet until I can talk to the guy.
And they couldn't give them the cell phone. The reception
was bad, and he finally gave me enough information, like
he told me he lived in Redlands and said Redlands
on the license and he took it from me, and
I said, I said, I hope this guy get I'm
(07:58):
sure this guy will get his wallet back. He goes, yeah,
I'll give it to him. I said, I know you're
going to give it to him, because well before I
met you, I took a picture of the of his license,
and I've just taken a picture of you. So if
he doesn't get his license back, because I'm going to
write him a letter, the cops are going to get
your picture and that license and you're going to pay
for that. And he's like, God, Almighty, are you tightly Wow?
(08:23):
All of a sudden, it's like, you know, like the
Alabama coach yelling at him.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
He's like, never mind, keep the license.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, you should do. He says, you should do the
next next Nick Saban commercial. No fun here style Light Saturday.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Much pressure.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, but it was great. I finally went to bed
at six am, and I'm and I'm too old to
do that am. And I woke up at seven thirty
because I couldn't sleep, so I turned the TV on.
The Rams are playing in England, so it's a six
thirty start. I caught the last half of that game.
And then I left and I drove from Marongo to
(09:01):
Santa Anita, and I and I'm like, you know, standing
around Sania, they don't open to eleven o'clock.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
There is no there's no way you left Marongo at
around eight thirty nine and you went straight to Santa Anita.
That's right, A one hour of sleep on an hour
and a half of that cannot be true.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
It's totally true.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
You are not that guy, totally true.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I got the I got the tickets that didn't work
at Santa Nita to approve. So I go to Santannita.
I'm standing and they don't open to eleven am. I
get there at six fifty or now at ten fifty
and I'm waiting outside with twelve other total losers. We're
there before the track opens. Open, before it opens. We're
standing outside.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
You guys like, run inside as it as the gates open.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, this is the gate opening. I go right to
the chili. I get a bowl of chili, a little
water down. But he did his job, and I'm sitting
out the track. There's nobody there, just me and twelve
you know, losers. And I went to the lady hankering
for popcorn. I go, hey, can I get some popcorns?
Because we don't sell that anymore? I said, really used
to sell for seven dollars. It's about twenty cents worth
(10:07):
of corn. Why don't you guys do that anymore? And
all of a sudden you could hear her too. Here
we go.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
He's like, you are tightly wound.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Here's the early crowd is always this way.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
I'm paying attention to your answer beings, just taking a
picture of your face.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, the early crowd's like, oh, in the old days,
you know, I kind of crap. And I said, why
don't you sell popcorn anymore? Because I don't know, I
don't know, I don't know, But I have two theories
on why they don't sell popcorn at the track. One
it gets all over the place, and two the birds
they come and eat it and they as all over
the track. That's fine, but anyway, it's a great party.
I really enjoyed it, and thank you very much for
(10:43):
everybody that made that trip. I really had a great time.
I think it was the best party we've had. I'm
with you, I really do. I think the vibe was great,
the food was great, the hotel was great.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
You sir, knocked it out.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I appreciate that, man, I appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Everybody feel like, you know, they had to make a
little trick, but it was totally worth it.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Jane Wells was the Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I introduced Belly to a woman that looks exactly like
Jane Wells and I go, hey, bellio Jane Wells, and
BELLYO turns and goes.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
Jane, Ah, you a.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
You Jane Wells?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
My god.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
She looked like just.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
One shout out one listener.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Jesse the truck driver, Oh yeah, okay, and he gave
me money to buy dinner for the entire crew.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
One.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Just a big thank you to Jesse.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Where's that money?
Speaker 7 (11:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
You lost those machines. Yeah, okay, all right, that's my girl.
That's my girl. She's she's learned one thing about it.
Take something from listeners, then blow it in slot machines.
There you come. I consider that huge success. Sorry, we're
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because we went late in this segment, so so he
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(12:50):
People want to hear about what's going on downtown la
oh Man.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
You know who also heard for the first time what's
happening in downtown Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Mayor Limere Bass.
Speaker 9 (12:59):
She was invited to participate in a virtual meeting with
the Downtown Los Angeles Residence Association. This is a relatively
new group, but they have grown in size rapidly advocacy,
and we talked just last month. They released the results
of this survey of seven hundred plus residents and business.
One of the big problems a public pooping and peing,
homeless everywhere, a mental health crises on the sidewalks, vacant storefronts, trash, dirt, graffiti,
(13:24):
all of that A laundry list of stuff. They got
the mayor on the line and she joined them for
a virtual meeting late last week that I tuned in for.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
But she's happy she did that well.
Speaker 9 (13:34):
It was interesting to observe how unfamiliar the mayor was
with the neighborhood that her.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Office is in, Buddy. When she became mayor. Remember when
the ten Freeway the fire under the ten Freeway and
they cast it for coys. She was flying around a
helicopter and she said to the pilot, she said, what
is that freeway? And the pilot turning goes, that's the
one ten Freeway. I mean, look, this is a big city.
Speaker 9 (13:56):
It's not unusual for folks to be unfamiliar with certain
parts of it. But if you're the mayor, you at
least have to be able to fake. You've got to
know where the one you gotta fake it. So I
was surprised at some of the remarks that she made.
For one, she was very very complimentary of downtown and
its esthetics. It's beauty, except she was talking about a
(14:19):
different city. Let's hear from the moment, but I'll tell.
Speaker 10 (14:22):
You there's some downtowns that look superb.
Speaker 11 (14:25):
I was in last year when I went to the
Democratic Convention in Chicago. You know, the mayors know each other,
of course, and I reached down to Mayor Johnson afterwards
and I said, I am so jealous. Downtown Chicago is
pristine and That's what we should strive for too.
Speaker 9 (14:44):
That's what we should strive for, Conway, if only we
knew somebody who might be able to pull some levers
to make that happen. So here was the most jarring
statement that she made here.
Speaker 11 (14:56):
You know, I'm born and raised here, so I certainly
remember when no one lived at the idea that there's
ninety thousand people that live downtown. And I have to
tell you that one of my fascinations is looking at
all of these high rises and it's like, who lives
in these places?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Oh my god, who are they?
Speaker 10 (15:12):
How many of them is corporate housing? How many?
Speaker 7 (15:14):
You know?
Speaker 11 (15:14):
What is?
Speaker 10 (15:16):
What is the community? So I would love to get
to know you.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Why she loved to get to know you.
Speaker 9 (15:21):
Ninety thousand people who live in downtown Los Angeles, where
City Hall is located.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
And unless she was born in seventeen seventy five, there
were people living downtown when she was a child exactly.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
So it was it was a worthwhile meeting because what
these residents wanted was to familiarize her with the problems
facing downtown LA. I don't think they anticipated having to
familiarize her with downtown LA in general.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Why would she even say that.
Speaker 9 (15:47):
So what she has vowed and the end of the
story here and we can move on with our lives,
is they're going to keep meeting.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
She's going to call down and explore.
Speaker 9 (15:54):
But she did agree that she will move quickly to
get more police on foot down there, which was one
of the top requests of the worm.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I'm going to say high alert to see if that happened.
She you made need a point her in the direction
of downtown. Okay, you want to stay here, You're done.
I'm done with you, Okay, alright, Monks is done Saturday
on seven to nine pm.
Speaker 9 (16:10):
Yeah, that's why, mister big party. I'm sorry, couldn't be
out there the party with you guys, I know. And
that's why we went late in the first topic.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
That's okay. It's a great show. Everyone loves listening to
your story. All right, seven to nine pm. I'll be
back on Saturday. You're the best dude, all right, Michael
Munks says Conway.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Am. Is the Conway Show. Ding Dog. Oh what a
day out? Man, oh man? That was a crows Did
you spend the night at at Morongo. Did you sleepover?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I did, sir.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
I remember getting Jenn and I got up early. We
got out of there, probably around the same time you did.
Eight thirty nine or something like that. We saw a
handle downstairs by himself on his phone, just partning around.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh that's cool. Did you eat there before you left?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
We had.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
We had some coffee or a little bite. Yeah, just
a little snack stuff to get us out and get
us going.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
At five, at four o'clock, m's been three thirty. About
three thirty I went to fat Burger at Morongo something morning. Yeah,
three thirty in the morning. I'm all about that good thing.
It was the best. And I said, I'll take a hamburger. I'm,
you know, bombed. I said, I'll take a hamburger, chili
and lettuce only right. And he goes, He goes, we're
(17:26):
out of chili.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
And the guy behind me, who was probably had more
to drink than I did. He goes, what did that
guy say?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Just like that?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah, he goes, he said he's out of chili, and
he almost jumped the counter. I probably felt the same
way he said. I drove up here from Palm Springs,
I said, So you drove like this, he goes, don't
judge me. Drove up from Palm Springs to get a
fat burger with chili. He said, he got off work
(17:56):
at one o'clock, drove up to get a fat burger
with chili. As well, it's not going to happen. So
I took the burger, went upstairs and ate it like
four bites, and then went back down and gambled again,
got a beer in a shot, and went back down
for round two. It looks you hardcore in it, oh man,
But you know, I don't have anymore to do that.
You know, I'm still feeling it today. I feel like
(18:17):
there's you know, foil in my veins.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah, but it was.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
It was a great event. It was a perfect event.
Bellio does a great job wrangling everybody and making sure
everybody felt like they were friends and family and and
and at home. Bellio, you did a great job. Great,
great job. And Krozier and Angel and everybody.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
There, you know, like you said, I it for whatever reason,
this might have been my favorite one, just because it
had a great little vibe to it.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, I don't know what it was. The food was
better this year. It was just unbelievable. Yeah, the taco
and the potato bar and the hamburgers.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
O man, that mashed potato bar. Man.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah, that was a That was a cool deal. And
then and I guess that turns into a club later on.
So we had to take off at eight o'clock.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Is that why?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah? Yeah, it turns into I didn't know that. Yeah,
people get in there and get all crazy. But man,
so many people come out and gave me, you know,
just cards and little tiny gifts and stuff.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Keith and Beaumont gave me a Starbucks card to give
it to ye.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
And then that that that Tim Moran came out from
Moran Ford, Chevy and Hyundai.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Did he give you the the frosted flakes? Yeah, oh
my gosh, that box with your face on it.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah, we got to put that on social media. Will
we gotta find it and I'll send it to you
or did I send it?
Speaker 6 (19:35):
He sent it to me.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I just need to It's great. He put me on
the on the on the box of the frosted flakes.
So I'm Tony the Tiger. It was great. It was
a great night. I loved it. It was my I
think it was my favorite out of all those events
we've ever done there. I think the the people were cool,
everybody behave, nobody was got crazy. It was great. I
(19:59):
enjoyed that. What's I'm Julie Bellio. You get up early
and split?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:02):
I got up kind of early, had to go.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Oh you had to go get the dogs. Dogs. Yeah,
oh that's right, you left your dogs.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
But I was, you know, on the slots most of
the night.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Really?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Do you win?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I won?
Speaker 4 (20:15):
And then I didn't. Okay, that's where our dinner money went.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
What are you playing? Penny slots? Nickel dime, quarter, a
dime dime? Money bags over here? How'd you do?
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Not well?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Tim, she said. At one point when before she went upstairs,
she goes, I'm up twenty big ones. I'm up. You're
up twenty grand? She goes, No, I'm up twenty dollars.
I don't know anybody in my life that calls a
dollar a big one.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
To me, that's a big one.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I'm up twenty big ones.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Big ones. Tim. I'm not a high roller like you.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I know, I know, but I've never heard the dollar
referred to as a big one. You know, I'm up, Like, look,
I got thirty big ones.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
Grand my paycheck. That is big ones time.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I know, I know, but it's just there shouldn't be
any abbreviation or nickname for a dollar, not a big one,
you know, big one? Is it one hundred or a thousand?
You know? Not a dollar? Hey, I need to borrow
five big ones, five hundred, five thousand, No, just five bucks.
But don't call a dollar a big one please. I
got it all right. We gotta take a break again
and then we'll come back. We got news for you.
(21:16):
Don't worry. We're going to get the news into you.
We've had another jewelry store robbed in Arcadia, another one.
It seems to happen every week. Guy breaks in. In
this case, he broke in through the roof into an
adjacent business, then broke into the jewelry store and cleaned
him out. And they only had insurance for a ten
(21:37):
thousand dollars worth of their goods, and they had over
five hundred thousand dollars taken from them. Heirlooms one of
a kind, the grandfather's watch, the grandmother's jewelry, all gone,
all gone. And the crime in this part of California, continues,
I don't know if it's happening in Arizona, Missouri, Nevada, Indiana,
(21:59):
but it keeps happening out here. Maybe this is world
the money is. You know, if you're smart and you're
a criminal, you'd be out here. You wouldn't be an Akron, Ohio.
You know, you break into a house and what do
you get? Twenty big ones. It's about a wrap, all right.
Relyve on Kfifi Am sixty. It is the Codway Show.
There was an outage, massive outage with Amazon and Snapchat
(22:24):
and all you people that are, you know, glued to
your phones and buying stuff and talking to friends. You're
probably pulling your hair out.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
There was a study out recently that said, you know,
if you if you had one thing that couldn't be
taken away from you, would be electricity, water, air conditioning, heat,
what is it? And almost eighty percent said the Internet.
They could deal with everything else, but you can't take
the Internet from them. And so people are really into it,
you know, they live and die with being online and
(22:56):
social media and posting crap. So all people, you know,
they're on it for twelve thirteen hours a day, easily.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Millions of businesses use Amazon Web Services to store their
data and run their applications and services. We are constantly
expanding our global network of AWS regions. So when Amazon
reported a massive outage overnight, it sent shock waves around
the world.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
And there's sort of a cascade of failures. Now it
sort of takes a cascade to get everything working again.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Amazon Web Services or AWS, is essentially a massive cloud
based IT storage facility for businesses. The Website down Detector,
which is a crowdsourced online outages tracker, listing dozens of
companies with reports of problems, from Venmo to ring doorbell
cameras to the Starbucks app. The outage reported at three
eleven am Eastern Time.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh no, you know, I was thinking about that. You know,
the ring cameras, everybody's got them. I know, crowzerho does?
I think Bellio's got an angel. Everybody's got the ring camera.
But you know what, that's taken away, crows, It's taken away.
You know these kids who are seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty
years old and they have their first boyfriend or girlfriend
(24:05):
or you know, whoever they're doing in life. They can't
go to the door anymore and like give the final
kiss goodbye. It's all on video.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
You gotta go around the corner.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, you got to just sit in the car and
you know, say goodbye and then casually walk her to
the door, and knowing you're both on video, it sucks,
you know. That's where that's where you know you knew
whether she was into you or not, you know, but
by that conversation you had on the front step.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, you can't do it at the porch anymore.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
No, And you can't do it in his car because
you're not gonna give them the you know, the real answer.
If you're like like no, I'm just not into you,
he's like locks the car and takes off with you.
You know, find out, you know, a sudden he's in
Nevada and the desert with you. But you can't. It's
taken away, you know, that like romantic moment that we
all had as kids where you hear the crickets, it's
(24:55):
kind of warm out in the summer, and you're with
this side, you know, this girl or the girls with
a guy, or the guys with a guy, or the
girls with a girl or the girls with a guy.
Used to be a girl or the girls with it,
or the guys with a girl there used to be
a guy, or the two girls are together the two
Is that enough? Bellue cover early? All right? So but whoever, yeah,
(25:19):
whoever you're into, you can't do that the front door anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
You were such a romantic Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
I appreciate that. I appreciate that, all right, Massive outage
with the computers.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
If you go to your banking website, you're trying to
book airplane tickets on their website, or you're using a
messaging app, all of those different companies are basically renting
computers and services in one of these large data centers.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yeah, so you're host.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Experts say that's the risk of running so much Internet
traffic through a single provider. And so many companies had
issues today, everything from ordering food from McDonald's to placing
a bet on FanDuel, to telling your friends about it on.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Or both both. Maybe you're ordering McDonald's while you're playing
you know, or betting online.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Food from McDonald's to placing a bet on FanDuel to
telling your friends about it on snapchat.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
By six thirty five am, what are you telling your
friends on Snapchat? To telling your friends about it on Snapchat,
telling your friends you went to McDonald's and bet online.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
By six thirty five am Eastern time, Amazon reporting the
underlying DNS issue has been fully mitigated, but outage reports
for AWS continued this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
According to down Detector.
Speaker 7 (26:25):
Even once they fix some of those problems, there's going
to be a big backlog and there'll be errors that
will take some time to get worked out.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
That outage even causing ticketing issues for tonight's ALCS Game seven.
That issue, though, resolved just before game time.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Ah, that sucks, all right, Well that game is has
that game already started? What time is it? Five?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Just after pip like ten, fifteen minutes from now?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Okay? And that's Seattle and Toronto and whoever wins that
is going to the World Series against your Los Angeles Dodgers.
And I went home and watched that game on Friday night.
I couldn't believe it. I don't know if anyone's mentioned
it or talked about it on maybe on sports radio,
but that Otani what a game. Pitches ten strikeouts, three
(27:07):
home runs. One of the home runs left the stadium
left the stadium, and one of the guys that got
I think the last home run he's already offered. He's
already been offered a million dollars by a Japanese businessman
for that, for that ball.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
We were talking Thursday about how he had been in
that slump and then he had that almost accidental hit
on Thursday and how that might have kind of broken
that slump that he was in.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Boy did it.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
But look, he was hitting one fifty eight going into
that Friday game, and if anyone would say, hey, who's
going to be the MVP of the World Series, you
could have got long odds that it was going to
be him, and he did. You know, you had to
have that kind of game to get long odds when
you're you know, to get the MVP when you're hitting
one fifty eight. So it was a great weekend for
(27:53):
sports in Los Angeles. The Dodgers are going to the
World Series. They had a big party on Friday, and
then the Rams went to London, I think where they
played that game and they beat up on who they
play Florida Jacksonville, I believe I watched. I was sort
of hungover when I was watching that. I think it
was Jacksonville. Yeah, jack Wars, Yeah, and they beat them up.
(28:17):
They were winning, you know, twenty one to nothing at
a halftime.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
He wiped them up.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, and that was really cool, real quickly Crozier. You
know football. And I was embarrassed that I didn't know
this either. But yesterday the I don't know who was
playing the Raiders, Oh it is Kansas City. Kansas City
was playing the Raiders. Kansas City and up with thirty
first downs? Thirty? How many first downs do you think
the Raiders had yesterday? Four? Three?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I was giving him too much credit.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
You know what that means that they had one in
either the first or second half, because they didn't have
all three and one half. So they had two in
the first half, one in the second half.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
So they lose thirty one to nothing to the Chiefs. Yeah,
what was it two weeks ago? It looks like they
lost forty to sixth to the Colt Smith.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
It's not a good team, Raiders, and it's not they've
got I mean, they're you know, Raiders management doesn't put
up with this this kind of crap. There's gonna be
some major moves. They don't care what it costs them.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
They're just gonna hop back in the huddle.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
They they want a winning team, and you have to
have a winning team when you start, when you move
cities like this.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
They have some fantastic players on that team that's got foundation.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, a lot of injuries though, but have three first
down in a game. That is I've never heard that
before in my life. All Right, we're Lives Conway Show
on k I AM six forty.
Speaker 8 (29:42):
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It's CAMF I Am sixty and you're listening to The
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I Am sixty. It is The Conway Show, Dan Dog.
What a weekend? What a weekend? All right? We got
news to get into, and we'll get to the news.
(00:20):
You know the show. Aotani hitting three home runs getting
ten strikeouts, that's never been done. The Dodgers win, they
go onto the World Series. Okay, we'll get into that.
There was an accident, a horrible accident Huntington Beach, and
we're gonna cover that as well. Somebody drinking and driving
hit three bicyclists. One person has passed away and that's
a horrible story. We'll get some more details on that.
(00:41):
But that changes his life of lot lives of a
lot of people, man a lot of people. And then
there's some other local stories. We got Michael A. Monk's
coming on at four twenty. That guy's always great and
he's gonna be talking about the Downtown News. And you know,
he's the only guy that covers downtown. I don't see
it at any other you know, there's just fluff pieces
(01:02):
on how great the mayor is and how great. The
city council is and that's about it. But one a
weekend at Marongo. The big party was Saturday. I hope
you got there. There were there were a lot of
people gave me really great gifts. But in the shuffling
of the gifts and putting them all in one bag,
there's two that I can't identify who gave them to me.
(01:22):
One guy gave me a voucher for Santa Anita and
another guy gave me a really cool or a guy
or gal I don't know, gave me a really cool
tool set. And I'm going to tell you what it
is here. It's called fan tic F A N T
T I K and it's a screw driver and electric screwdriver.
(01:42):
It's really cool.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Fantics.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah yeah, but if you could please email us, I'd
like to thank you on the air or in person
or you know, send you a thank you note. Just
if you had give me the voucher for Aniam or
this fantic tool are ame, Yeah, they were really cool.
Please email u here so I can personally thank you
on the air and maybe in person and through mail.
(02:05):
I'd like to you. Guys went out of your way
and we're awfully generous like you are every year. So
Conways Show at iHeartMedia dot com. Conway Show at iHeartMedia
dot com. It was a great event. There was there
were two guys, two guys who did the do you
know who I am? And I don't. I don't do
(02:28):
the do you know who I am? Yeah, yeah, you
know who I am?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Well.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
One of was Steve Krieger, which is great because I've
never met him before and he's a really cool guy.
And he had just had a knee surgery I think
got his right knee at the left knee, he'd already
had that done and he's come up with us a
ton of times. He's great. He's an ex fire captain
with La County.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Fire and he came on with us overnights during the
wild which guys, yeah, like at two am, three am.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yes, and he's great. He really is terrific.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Steve gave me an avocado pruning your shears set. Really
I immediately used yesterday at home.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh that's cool. That's great when somebody gives you a
gift to use it like next day. Yes, that's really cool.
I get those, But well, do you have avocado trees
then why would you get one. That's true there, okay,
but Bellio was the leader of the circus wrangling everybody,
thank you for doing that. Krozier host of the night.
That was really cool. Angel showed up late. That was
(03:24):
always cool. Also cool. Angel got stuck in traffic. How
I ronic that that woman got stuck in traffic? How
long did you take you together? It took me three
hours and ten minutes from Burwick.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
It took me three hours, just shy of three hours,
like two hours and fifty minutes or something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh okay, is that their new slogan marongo listen three hours? Yeah?
Where for you are? But man, that hotel is so
great and the people that worked there are terrific. Everybody
is so kind and just you know, they all seem
like they love working there, which is really a you know,
(04:04):
it says something about the hotel and the casino and
the spa, and it really is cool. I got a
text from I think it was Krozier that said, hey,
I can't find Neil Savadri because Neil ended up hurting
his back so we didn't come down and do his
show live. And then Bellio gave you the second option
if you can't find Neil. Maybe you can go watch
(04:26):
Oscar Mirror's cruise around the Lazy River and you passed.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Well, I yeah, yeah, I had my binoculars with me.
I was gonna but my window wasn't facing the pool.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
That's that's why you brought him for the pool area.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Might be there. So yes, she'd give me the heads
up that it was possible.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Like at seven thirty, like, where's Krozier. He's up in
the room with his binocular Okay, that's that's our boy.
That's Crozier. That guy's great. That guy's great man. And
then the two twins, the Ding Dong twins, they came by. Yeah,
dang a dog and they always have such great energy,
those two. Ah, it is a really cool And then
we saw some repeat customers from a year before, maybe
(05:11):
two or three years ago, and it was just a
really great vibe. The food was terrific. Uh, the hotel
was great. And we went up back to clo and oh,
what's his name? Paul was there, one of the guys
that saved steph Ush's life. Yeah, his wife, Trudy. That's
great that they were there. So those two are just
(05:31):
a great couple. Yeah, ben Mosch came out.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
What's her first name there, Adam, Yeah, and that was
a that was cool.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Maddy Toffler and his dad, Oh you know, Maddy Toffler's
dad looks like he's thirty.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Yeah, I know, right like brother.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah. One of our producers who works here. I don't
know how old he is. He's got to be twenty five,
twenty six himself. His dad looks like he's thirty. I
don't know what that. You know, that guy's got to,
you know, whatever regiment he's on, he's got to do
a video. Got Ail mighty, you know, I dwarfon health or.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Something, and he had he had the general energy to
go along with Yeah, he.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Did, and a firm handshake which he's got to pass
down to his kid.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Very charismatic.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, and a big I guess also a Miami Dolphins fan.
But it was great.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
I'm Bill Handle.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Bill Handle was there with his wife. That was really cool.
I talked to him for a long time and Dave
Weeze put this whole thing together. That was really nice
of him to do that. I'm sure I'm leaving something
out somebody out there. Oh yeah, Michael Brian, who did
traffic and he had passed away. And his kids. He
raised two really great kids, two terrific kids, and they
(06:41):
both look great. Man, I love those kids, and so
he was great. After the party, I'm still trying to
get my voice back from the parties, yelling all night.
I went down to the casino, drank a little there,
went to Ciellow, drank there, and then went downstairs in
my room and drank there. God, it sounds like I
got a problem. And I find I found a wallet.
(07:02):
I found a wallet down in the casino with a
license of money in it, credit cards, all the crime,
and I'm I'm I have the license with me, and
I'm walking around buzz trying to figure out if I
can find the guy because I don't want to give it.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Just hold it up to people.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yes, I'm like, hey, are you Eddie? And the guy's
like no, I'm not. So it's one guy comes up,
he goes, hey, that's my buddy. I said, okay, I said,
give me that wallet. I'll give it to him. I said, okay,
that's cool. I said, what's his name? He goes Eddie.
I said, what's his last name? He goes, Well, I
go here, we go here we go. He said, So,
my girlfriend's friend or my sister's girlfriend's friend, and he's
(07:36):
in the garage right now looking for his wallet and
he lost his wallet. I said, okay, I said, can
you get him on the cell phone because I'm not
giving you his wallet until I can talk to the guy.
And they couldn't give them the cell phone. The reception
was bad, and he finally gave me enough information, like
he told me he lived in Redlands and said Redlands
on the license and he took it from me, and
I said, I said, I hope this guy get I'm
(07:58):
sure this guy will get his wallet back. He goes, yeah,
I'll give it to him. I said, I know you're
going to give it to him, because well before I
met you, I took a picture of the of his license,
and I've just taken a picture of you. So if
he doesn't get his license back, because I'm going to
write him a letter, the cops are going to get
your picture and that license and you're going to pay
for that. And he's like, God, Almighty, are you tightly Wow?
(08:23):
All of a sudden, it's like, you know, like the
Alabama coach yelling at him.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
He's like, never mind, keep the license.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, you should do. He says, you should do the
next next Nick Saban commercial. No fun here style Light Saturday.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Much pressure.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, but it was great. I finally went to bed
at six am, and I'm and I'm too old to
do that am. And I woke up at seven thirty
because I couldn't sleep, so I turned the TV on.
The Rams are playing in England, so it's a six
thirty start. I caught the last half of that game.
And then I left and I drove from Marongo to
(09:01):
Santa Anita, and I and I'm like, you know, standing
around Sania, they don't open to eleven o'clock.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
There is no there's no way you left Marongo at
around eight thirty nine and you went straight to Santa Anita.
That's right, A one hour of sleep on an hour
and a half of that cannot be true.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
It's totally true.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
You are not that guy, totally true.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I got the I got the tickets that didn't work
at Santa Nita to approve. So I go to Santannita.
I'm standing and they don't open to eleven am. I
get there at six fifty or now at ten fifty
and I'm waiting outside with twelve other total losers. We're
there before the track opens. Open, before it opens. We're
standing outside.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
You guys like, run inside as it as the gates open.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, this is the gate opening. I go right to
the chili. I get a bowl of chili, a little
water down. But he did his job, and I'm sitting
out the track. There's nobody there, just me and twelve
you know, losers. And I went to the lady hankering
for popcorn. I go, hey, can I get some popcorns?
Because we don't sell that anymore? I said, really used
to sell for seven dollars. It's about twenty cents worth
(10:07):
of corn. Why don't you guys do that anymore? And
all of a sudden you could hear her too. Here
we go.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
He's like, you are tightly wound.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Here's the early crowd is always this way.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
I'm paying attention to your answer beings, just taking a
picture of your face.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, the early crowd's like, oh, in the old days,
you know, I kind of crap. And I said, why
don't you sell popcorn anymore? Because I don't know, I
don't know, I don't know, But I have two theories
on why they don't sell popcorn at the track. One
it gets all over the place, and two the birds
they come and eat it and they as all over
the track. That's fine, but anyway, it's a great party.
I really enjoyed it, and thank you very much for
(10:43):
everybody that made that trip. I really had a great time.
I think it was the best party we've had. I'm
with you, I really do. I think the vibe was great,
the food was great, the hotel was great.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
You sir, knocked it out.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I appreciate that, man, I appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Everybody feel like, you know, they had to make a
little trick, but it was totally worth it.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Jane Wells was the Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I introduced Belly to a woman that looks exactly like
Jane Wells and I go, hey, bellio Jane Wells, and
BELLYO turns and goes.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
Jane, Ah, you a.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
You Jane Wells?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
My god.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
She looked like just.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
One shout out one listener.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Jesse the truck driver, Oh yeah, okay, and he gave
me money to buy dinner for the entire crew.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
One.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Just a big thank you to Jesse.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Where's that money?
Speaker 7 (11:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
You lost those machines. Yeah, okay, all right, that's my girl.
That's my girl. She's she's learned one thing about it.
Take something from listeners, then blow it in slot machines.
There you come. I consider that huge success. Sorry, we're
live on CAFI. Monks his next we'll extend him for
because we went late in this segment, so so he
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doing to another segment? I don't think I can. Oh, buddy, please,
We'll get on my hands and knees and beg you please.
(12:50):
People want to hear about what's going on downtown la
oh Man.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
You know who also heard for the first time what's
happening in downtown Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Mayor Limere Bass.
Speaker 9 (12:59):
She was invited to participate in a virtual meeting with
the Downtown Los Angeles Residence Association. This is a relatively
new group, but they have grown in size rapidly advocacy,
and we talked just last month. They released the results
of this survey of seven hundred plus residents and business.
One of the big problems a public pooping and peing,
homeless everywhere, a mental health crises on the sidewalks, vacant storefronts, trash, dirt, graffiti,
(13:24):
all of that A laundry list of stuff. They got
the mayor on the line and she joined them for
a virtual meeting late last week that I tuned in for.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
But she's happy she did that well.
Speaker 9 (13:34):
It was interesting to observe how unfamiliar the mayor was
with the neighborhood that her.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Office is in, Buddy. When she became mayor. Remember when
the ten Freeway the fire under the ten Freeway and
they cast it for coys. She was flying around a
helicopter and she said to the pilot, she said, what
is that freeway? And the pilot turning goes, that's the
one ten Freeway. I mean, look, this is a big city.
Speaker 9 (13:56):
It's not unusual for folks to be unfamiliar with certain
parts of it. But if you're the mayor, you at
least have to be able to fake. You've got to
know where the one you gotta fake it. So I
was surprised at some of the remarks that she made.
For one, she was very very complimentary of downtown and
its esthetics. It's beauty, except she was talking about a
(14:19):
different city. Let's hear from the moment, but I'll tell.
Speaker 10 (14:22):
You there's some downtowns that look superb.
Speaker 11 (14:25):
I was in last year when I went to the
Democratic Convention in Chicago. You know, the mayors know each other,
of course, and I reached down to Mayor Johnson afterwards
and I said, I am so jealous. Downtown Chicago is
pristine and That's what we should strive for too.
Speaker 9 (14:44):
That's what we should strive for, Conway, if only we
knew somebody who might be able to pull some levers
to make that happen. So here was the most jarring
statement that she made here.
Speaker 11 (14:56):
You know, I'm born and raised here, so I certainly
remember when no one lived at the idea that there's
ninety thousand people that live downtown. And I have to
tell you that one of my fascinations is looking at
all of these high rises and it's like, who lives
in these places?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Oh my god, who are they?
Speaker 10 (15:12):
How many of them is corporate housing? How many?
Speaker 7 (15:14):
You know?
Speaker 11 (15:14):
What is?
Speaker 10 (15:16):
What is the community? So I would love to get
to know you.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Why she loved to get to know you.
Speaker 9 (15:21):
Ninety thousand people who live in downtown Los Angeles, where
City Hall is located.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
And unless she was born in seventeen seventy five, there
were people living downtown when she was a child exactly.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
So it was it was a worthwhile meeting because what
these residents wanted was to familiarize her with the problems
facing downtown LA. I don't think they anticipated having to
familiarize her with downtown LA in general.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Why would she even say that.
Speaker 9 (15:47):
So what she has vowed and the end of the
story here and we can move on with our lives,
is they're going to keep meeting.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
She's going to call down and explore.
Speaker 9 (15:54):
But she did agree that she will move quickly to
get more police on foot down there, which was one
of the top requests of the worm.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I'm going to say high alert to see if that happened.
She you made need a point her in the direction
of downtown. Okay, you want to stay here, You're done.
I'm done with you, Okay, alright, Monks is done Saturday
on seven to nine pm.
Speaker 9 (16:10):
Yeah, that's why, mister big party. I'm sorry, couldn't be
out there the party with you guys, I know. And
that's why we went late in the first topic.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
That's okay. It's a great show. Everyone loves listening to
your story. All right, seven to nine pm. I'll be
back on Saturday. You're the best dude, all right, Michael
Munks says Conway.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Am. Is the Conway Show. Ding Dog. Oh what a
day out? Man, oh man? That was a crows Did
you spend the night at at Morongo. Did you sleepover?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I did, sir.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
I remember getting Jenn and I got up early. We
got out of there, probably around the same time you did.
Eight thirty nine or something like that. We saw a
handle downstairs by himself on his phone, just partning around.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh that's cool. Did you eat there before you left?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
We had.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
We had some coffee or a little bite. Yeah, just
a little snack stuff to get us out and get
us going.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
At five, at four o'clock, m's been three thirty. About
three thirty I went to fat Burger at Morongo something morning. Yeah,
three thirty in the morning. I'm all about that good thing.
It was the best. And I said, I'll take a hamburger. I'm,
you know, bombed. I said, I'll take a hamburger, chili
and lettuce only right. And he goes, He goes, we're
(17:26):
out of chili.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
And the guy behind me, who was probably had more
to drink than I did. He goes, what did that
guy say?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Just like that?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah, he goes, he said he's out of chili, and
he almost jumped the counter. I probably felt the same
way he said. I drove up here from Palm Springs,
I said, So you drove like this, he goes, don't
judge me. Drove up from Palm Springs to get a
fat burger with chili. He said, he got off work
(17:56):
at one o'clock, drove up to get a fat burger
with chili. As well, it's not going to happen. So
I took the burger, went upstairs and ate it like
four bites, and then went back down and gambled again,
got a beer in a shot, and went back down
for round two. It looks you hardcore in it, oh man,
But you know, I don't have anymore to do that.
You know, I'm still feeling it today. I feel like
(18:17):
there's you know, foil in my veins.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah, but it was.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
It was a great event. It was a perfect event.
Bellio does a great job wrangling everybody and making sure
everybody felt like they were friends and family and and
and at home. Bellio, you did a great job. Great,
great job. And Krozier and Angel and everybody.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
There, you know, like you said, I it for whatever reason,
this might have been my favorite one, just because it
had a great little vibe to it.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, I don't know what it was. The food was
better this year. It was just unbelievable. Yeah, the taco
and the potato bar and the hamburgers.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
O man, that mashed potato bar. Man.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah, that was a That was a cool deal. And
then and I guess that turns into a club later on.
So we had to take off at eight o'clock.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Is that why?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah? Yeah, it turns into I didn't know that. Yeah,
people get in there and get all crazy. But man,
so many people come out and gave me, you know,
just cards and little tiny gifts and stuff.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Keith and Beaumont gave me a Starbucks card to give
it to ye.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
And then that that that Tim Moran came out from
Moran Ford, Chevy and Hyundai.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Did he give you the the frosted flakes? Yeah, oh
my gosh, that box with your face on it.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah, we got to put that on social media. Will
we gotta find it and I'll send it to you
or did I send it?
Speaker 6 (19:35):
He sent it to me.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I just need to It's great. He put me on
the on the on the box of the frosted flakes.
So I'm Tony the Tiger. It was great. It was
a great night. I loved it. It was my I
think it was my favorite out of all those events
we've ever done there. I think the the people were cool,
everybody behave, nobody was got crazy. It was great. I
(19:59):
enjoyed that. What's I'm Julie Bellio. You get up early
and split?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:02):
I got up kind of early, had to go.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Oh you had to go get the dogs. Dogs. Yeah,
oh that's right, you left your dogs.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
But I was, you know, on the slots most of
the night.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Really?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Do you win?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I won?
Speaker 4 (20:15):
And then I didn't. Okay, that's where our dinner money went.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
What are you playing? Penny slots? Nickel dime, quarter, a
dime dime? Money bags over here? How'd you do?
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Not well?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Tim, she said. At one point when before she went upstairs,
she goes, I'm up twenty big ones. I'm up. You're
up twenty grand? She goes, No, I'm up twenty dollars.
I don't know anybody in my life that calls a
dollar a big one.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
To me, that's a big one.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I'm up twenty big ones.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Big ones. Tim. I'm not a high roller like you.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I know, I know, but I've never heard the dollar
referred to as a big one. You know, I'm up, Like, look,
I got thirty big ones.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
Grand my paycheck. That is big ones time.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I know, I know, but it's just there shouldn't be
any abbreviation or nickname for a dollar, not a big one,
you know, big one? Is it one hundred or a thousand?
You know? Not a dollar? Hey, I need to borrow
five big ones, five hundred, five thousand, No, just five bucks.
But don't call a dollar a big one please. I
got it all right. We gotta take a break again
and then we'll come back. We got news for you.
(21:16):
Don't worry. We're going to get the news into you.
We've had another jewelry store robbed in Arcadia, another one.
It seems to happen every week. Guy breaks in. In
this case, he broke in through the roof into an
adjacent business, then broke into the jewelry store and cleaned
him out. And they only had insurance for a ten
(21:37):
thousand dollars worth of their goods, and they had over
five hundred thousand dollars taken from them. Heirlooms one of
a kind, the grandfather's watch, the grandmother's jewelry, all gone,
all gone. And the crime in this part of California, continues,
I don't know if it's happening in Arizona, Missouri, Nevada, Indiana,
(21:59):
but it keeps happening out here. Maybe this is world
the money is. You know, if you're smart and you're
a criminal, you'd be out here. You wouldn't be an Akron, Ohio.
You know, you break into a house and what do
you get? Twenty big ones. It's about a wrap, all right.
Relyve on Kfifi Am sixty. It is the Codway Show.
There was an outage, massive outage with Amazon and Snapchat
(22:24):
and all you people that are, you know, glued to
your phones and buying stuff and talking to friends. You're
probably pulling your hair out.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
There was a study out recently that said, you know,
if you if you had one thing that couldn't be
taken away from you, would be electricity, water, air conditioning, heat,
what is it? And almost eighty percent said the Internet.
They could deal with everything else, but you can't take
the Internet from them. And so people are really into it,
you know, they live and die with being online and
(22:56):
social media and posting crap. So all people, you know,
they're on it for twelve thirteen hours a day, easily.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Millions of businesses use Amazon Web Services to store their
data and run their applications and services. We are constantly
expanding our global network of AWS regions. So when Amazon
reported a massive outage overnight, it sent shock waves around
the world.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
And there's sort of a cascade of failures. Now it
sort of takes a cascade to get everything working again.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Amazon Web Services or AWS, is essentially a massive cloud
based IT storage facility for businesses. The Website down Detector,
which is a crowdsourced online outages tracker, listing dozens of
companies with reports of problems, from Venmo to ring doorbell
cameras to the Starbucks app. The outage reported at three
eleven am Eastern Time.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh no, you know, I was thinking about that. You know,
the ring cameras, everybody's got them. I know, crowzerho does?
I think Bellio's got an angel. Everybody's got the ring camera.
But you know what, that's taken away, crows, It's taken away.
You know these kids who are seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty
years old and they have their first boyfriend or girlfriend
(24:05):
or you know, whoever they're doing in life. They can't
go to the door anymore and like give the final
kiss goodbye. It's all on video.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
You gotta go around the corner.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, you got to just sit in the car and
you know, say goodbye and then casually walk her to
the door, and knowing you're both on video, it sucks,
you know. That's where that's where you know you knew
whether she was into you or not, you know, but
by that conversation you had on the front step.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, you can't do it at the porch anymore.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
No, And you can't do it in his car because
you're not gonna give them the you know, the real answer.
If you're like like no, I'm just not into you,
he's like locks the car and takes off with you.
You know, find out, you know, a sudden he's in
Nevada and the desert with you. But you can't. It's
taken away, you know, that like romantic moment that we
all had as kids where you hear the crickets, it's
(24:55):
kind of warm out in the summer, and you're with
this side, you know, this girl or the girls with
a guy, or the guys with a guy, or the
girls with a girl or the girls with a guy.
Used to be a girl or the girls with it,
or the guys with a girl there used to be
a guy, or the two girls are together the two
Is that enough? Bellue cover early? All right? So but whoever, yeah,
(25:19):
whoever you're into, you can't do that the front door anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
You were such a romantic Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
I appreciate that. I appreciate that, all right, Massive outage
with the computers.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
If you go to your banking website, you're trying to
book airplane tickets on their website, or you're using a
messaging app, all of those different companies are basically renting
computers and services in one of these large data centers.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yeah, so you're host.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Experts say that's the risk of running so much Internet
traffic through a single provider. And so many companies had
issues today, everything from ordering food from McDonald's to placing
a bet on FanDuel, to telling your friends about it on.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Or both both. Maybe you're ordering McDonald's while you're playing
you know, or betting online.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Food from McDonald's to placing a bet on FanDuel to
telling your friends about it on snapchat.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
By six thirty five am, what are you telling your
friends on Snapchat? To telling your friends about it on Snapchat,
telling your friends you went to McDonald's and bet online.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
By six thirty five am Eastern time, Amazon reporting the
underlying DNS issue has been fully mitigated, but outage reports
for AWS continued this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
According to down Detector.
Speaker 7 (26:25):
Even once they fix some of those problems, there's going
to be a big backlog and there'll be errors that
will take some time to get worked out.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
That outage even causing ticketing issues for tonight's ALCS Game seven.
That issue, though, resolved just before game time.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Ah, that sucks, all right, Well that game is has
that game already started? What time is it? Five?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Just after pip like ten, fifteen minutes from now?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Okay? And that's Seattle and Toronto and whoever wins that
is going to the World Series against your Los Angeles Dodgers.
And I went home and watched that game on Friday night.
I couldn't believe it. I don't know if anyone's mentioned
it or talked about it on maybe on sports radio,
but that Otani what a game. Pitches ten strikeouts, three
(27:07):
home runs. One of the home runs left the stadium
left the stadium, and one of the guys that got
I think the last home run he's already offered. He's
already been offered a million dollars by a Japanese businessman
for that, for that ball.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
We were talking Thursday about how he had been in
that slump and then he had that almost accidental hit
on Thursday and how that might have kind of broken
that slump that he was in.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Boy did it.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
But look, he was hitting one fifty eight going into
that Friday game, and if anyone would say, hey, who's
going to be the MVP of the World Series, you
could have got long odds that it was going to
be him, and he did. You know, you had to
have that kind of game to get long odds when
you're you know, to get the MVP when you're hitting
one fifty eight. So it was a great weekend for
(27:53):
sports in Los Angeles. The Dodgers are going to the
World Series. They had a big party on Friday, and
then the Rams went to London, I think where they
played that game and they beat up on who they
play Florida Jacksonville, I believe I watched. I was sort
of hungover when I was watching that. I think it
was Jacksonville. Yeah, jack Wars, Yeah, and they beat them up.
(28:17):
They were winning, you know, twenty one to nothing at
a halftime.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
He wiped them up.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, and that was really cool, real quickly Crozier. You
know football. And I was embarrassed that I didn't know
this either. But yesterday the I don't know who was
playing the Raiders, Oh it is Kansas City. Kansas City
was playing the Raiders. Kansas City and up with thirty
first downs? Thirty? How many first downs do you think
the Raiders had yesterday? Four? Three?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I was giving him too much credit.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
You know what that means that they had one in
either the first or second half, because they didn't have
all three and one half. So they had two in
the first half, one in the second half.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
So they lose thirty one to nothing to the Chiefs. Yeah,
what was it two weeks ago? It looks like they
lost forty to sixth to the Colt Smith.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
It's not a good team, Raiders, and it's not they've
got I mean, they're you know, Raiders management doesn't put
up with this this kind of crap. There's gonna be
some major moves. They don't care what it costs them.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
They're just gonna hop back in the huddle.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
They they want a winning team, and you have to
have a winning team when you start, when you move
cities like this.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
They have some fantastic players on that team that's got foundation.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, a lot of injuries though, but have three first
down in a game. That is I've never heard that
before in my life. All Right, we're Lives Conway Show
on k I AM six forty.
Speaker 8 (29:42):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
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