Hour 1 | Discoteca Batalla @ConwayShow

 Mike O’Brien traffic report from KFI in the Sky with the VP Kamala Harris visit. // Tip Jar theft / Grandma ran Disco Techa – Foosh' aunt was a singing star // Brush Fire Antelope Valley – Wind-driven / Tip Jar theft at Donut Shop // Brush Fire Lancaster Fast-Moving /138 closure / 350 acres 

Episode Transcript

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It's KMF. I am sixty andyou're listening to the Conway Show on demand
on the iHeartRadio app six forty.It's Conway Show, Dig dong with you.
Sorry, I'm cleaning up under thedesk. Somebody left some my goldfish
under the desk, the snack thatsmiles back. Somebody had goldfish. I

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wonder who do you think had goldfish? Do you think? Do you think
who do he goldfish and then leavethem on the floor to think it was
John, Gary, Shannon Thing orperhaps Bill Handle or Amy King? Do
you think it's Gary and Shannon Shannon? Where specifically were they? They're right

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under the desk. There's two goldfish. It's the snack that DJs leave is
not their new slogan. But Igot goldfish under my feet man, the
snack that smiles back. Man.We got a huge, huge ass today.
I was laughing yesterday. Hey,Angel, is Michael Brian with us.

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It's our buddy, Michael Brian aroundMichael Brian. I gotta give you
a credit, buddy. I waslaughing yesterday, and I don't normally laugh
at traffic. It's very serious.People want to get home. But when
you said the sixty is fed up. I I thought, there's no other
station that does that well, andwe need to do more of it because
that's right. The freeways are aftup day. There's no other station that

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does that. We're going right tothe line. It's exactly why people listen
to KFI. It's it's authentic.We're gonna dance around that line. Okay,
here you go. Where are youflying right now? People want to
look up and see you all rightright this second, I am just crossing
from Fountain Valley into Coasta Mesa andit's south on the four O five,

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just coming up on the big ikeadown here wait, south Floral five.
I'm coming up on coast to Mesa. The ia that's on the north side
of the Free Wind. Yeah,and the charger training camps right behind that.
Oh, I see, I knowwhere you are. And the last
like remaining strawberry Remember this was allstrawberry shirts forever, I mean, Irvine
was all strawberries. There's one remainingbig a few acres here right off the

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four or five. It's about allit's left, I think. And the
reason you know that is, Ibet because in case of emergency, you
need to know where that is well, yeah, you could probably land there.
There's a lot of places. Yeah, and Hulehauser did a great piece
on it. Oh yeah, hewas great. Hey, I want to
But the reason why to have youon not just because you're great, But

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I know that the first the vicepresident is in town, I believe.
Yeah, and so traffic is goingto be uh, as you say,
fed up? But where and whenyou know? Okay, well, we
have a flight restriction starting at aboutfive fifteen in the Via area, so
I don't know. It sounds likeshe may be going to one of the

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big homes up in Bradbury there.But okay, yeah, but she's she
actually came yesterday, but she's beenhanging out on the west side and her
place there. Are they gonna flyto them on rovi Are they gonna drive?
That's a good question because I askedthe pilots say, is there a
roving uh you know restriction and hesaid no, it's just gonna be a
five fifteen there. So maybe they'regonna helicopter her in. That's spottible.

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That's good. Well where they landwith they landed Santa Anita, I mean,
where do you land around? That'sa good question. Well, and
then except for if it is whereI think it might be up in the
big homes in Bradbury. Sure they'vegot mega acreage, the coolest homes anywhere,
because the both of them have fiveto ten acres. Okay, that's

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the old horse money. Yeah,no, trust me, I know that's
where a lot of the jockeys usedto live at San Ran at sant Nito.
Yeah, yeah, no, that'sthe way old money from the Baldwin
days. But if she doesn't fly, she's gonna either screw up the one
thirty four and the two ten orthe ten and the six oh five.
I'm thinking that she would probably ifshe's staying in a freeway, she'll go

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probably north four five and then one. Right, but yeah, that's yet
to be seen yet. But rightnow she's checky at the border of Brentwood
and Phanta, Monica. Okay,now, will you come back with us
if you see her moving or canyou do that legally? Sure? Okay,
it's gonna be close to the timewe're getting closed, you know.

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Oh no, we're gonna have arestriction. We can Oh you can't do
that, that's right, that's right. Yeah, she's only three miles the
president. I wait, I didn'tknow they lowered the restriction for her.
Yeah, she's only three miles.Oh is that right? She's almost like
nothing because she's a woman. That'shorrible. You said that, I did.

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I don't like that. So dothey still have F sixteens flying overhead?
U? I don't think so.You don't think so. No,
I haven't seen it. But believeme, you know, you bust that
airspace and the president that's a differentbult. So he gets thirty miles and
she gets three. Yeah, that'slike you said that idiot the other day,

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and it's happened. I've seen itover thirty years. I've seen this
happen about five ten times. Wherethe guy came up with a bunch of
marijuana. I remember that, yetnip he landed at Long Beach. Well
they for stiff down there. Yeahyeah, I mean when he started see
you in the F eighteenth right overyour you know he's not throw I mean,
but what a dumb idea, youknow, if you're gonna be flying.
Adam Carol always said, if you'redrunk driving, you should drive like

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you have two dead hookers in thetrunk. Exactly, very slow speed limit,
lights on, signal breaks everything rightright, you gotta make sure that
car is tipped top. That's right, yo. Last time we had Carol
on and I gave him that line, and I know it's his because I've
said it a million times. Hedidn't seem to warm up to that as

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much as he I think company mayhave talked him about it. That's right,
man, All right, let usknow when you get to any vibe
up there, I will do allright, thanks Bob. All right,
there he goes Micha O'Brien high inthe sky and he also flies. So

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that's kind of a good tal Yeah, that thing going with that guy.
So the president the vice president willbe moving around at some point, going
from Westwood to Monrovia. For peoplethat don't are shut ins and you don't
know where Monrovia is. Maybe you'veheard about it because there's a mattress sale
or beambag store going out of business, or I don't know, maybe there's

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a waterbedstore in Monrovia. You knowthey always say, you know, they
list off all these towns like Wittier, Downy, Manabella, Glendora, Covina,
Pomola, Claremont going out of business, fifty five years in the waterbed
business. Now it we're exploding.Come to our waterbed store this weekend.
Alhambra, El Banti, West Covina. And you don't really know where these

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towns are unless you live out there. So Monrovia is just east of Arcadia.
If you've been to the racetrack,it's just east of the racetrack and
just west of Azusa, all right. And it's right off the two ten.
Most of Monrovia is north of thetwo ten between Arcadia and Azuzah.

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Glendora's out there, right, it'sworth the six oh five and the two
ten meet. Okay, that's thearea. It's just west of that.
There's a nice CarMax out there aswell, all right, ding Dong with
the vice president flying or driving toMonrovia, and if she drives, there
will be rolling traffic stops on thefour oh five, the one oh one,
the one thirty four, the twoten, unless they go the other

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route, then it'll be the tento the six oh five to the two
ten, ding Dong. And theonly reason I know that I drove a
lot in La in nineteen eighty three, eighty four and eighty five, Big
goal with that level, you're listeningto Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I AM six forty. You know, if you if you can handle insults

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as part of your you know,daily job, you know your occupation,
and you really enjoy them, becausethere's a lot of them, get into
radio. Get into radio, they'llthere's never a shortage of radical insults.

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They come from people who work heretoo. Like there was a salesperson that
said they're trying to get some isa builders warehouse, some big company to
advertise, and I'm like, oh, that's perfect for us, and she
goes, yet, I'm looking todo you have Matt money Smith's phone number.

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I'm like, mann that and saidit with with no grace, just
I need you know, somebody biggerbetter than you to do it. And
you just put your tail between yourlegs and you go back on the air
and you tuck that away, andthen you have an extra ounce of vodka
tonight to try to make that goaway. Sometimes it does, sometimes it

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doesn't. Sometimes it doesn't. Sometimesit just doesn't. Sometimes it hurts.
Yeah, okay, yeah, Imean look, I've I've been insulted way
way more than that, by muchhigher executives, Yeah than her, much
higher times. Oh yeah, likelike this morning. So if you love

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being uh you know, shot down, radio will do it for you.
I think that's why Crozier. Ithink that's why people in radio and I
and I think this is exclusive.I've never seen a business like this life.
But people I've met your radio cannothave one beer. They have to
have twenty eight. There's no suchthing as moderation, no way. Whenever

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you go out and drink with radiopeople, they have they have nine hundred
drinks until they pass out and throwup. And then if another radio person
asks them, hey, are youthat person drink and will look at them
like are you not in radio too? And why is there something in your
hand? But I've worked in alot of other businesses and people can drink
moderately. They can have a beer, a glass of wine, a cocktail.

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But you put it, you knowthat, in front of a radio
guy and he starts slamming. Youcould tell the people from radio at our
Morongo party because they bring their ownbeer balg and none of them at beer
in it. It's all vodka orwhiskey. They're beer bogging whiskey at the
party, fill the funnel. Yeah, good time, all right, we

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have a We don't like to talkabout this because it's you know, it
gets under everybody's skin, especially stephFush. I never see Steph us animated
about anything we do on the air, homelessness where you know, the country's
broke, the states broke, thesepotholes, there's too much rain, there's

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too much heat. He never getscrazy about anything but belly o. You
witnessed this yesterday, Stephush blew up, blew up when we did that story
about somebody stealing the tip jar.Oh, oh my god, man,
what's going on with that? Cool? Yeah, I mean but you said
all those guys should be, youknow, throw it in jail forever.

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I said that and a couple otherthings. Yeah, but I don't want
to say what else you said onthat. I don't want to say anything.
Yeah, but you went deep.Yeah, you went for the fences.
I think it came from my grandmabecause she ran a record store,
so when they would steal from her, it kind of got passed on to
me and she man her blood boiled. When what records sword your grandmother run?

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It was in Santa Monica on Idon't remember the streets. But it
was in Santa Monica. That's likeit was the first American Spanish record store.
Really wow, you kind of googleit maybe, I don't know if
it'll come up. Disco teca Batayawait, disco t e c a wait

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t e c a so disco likedisco? Oh wait, I thought it
was techa first. No, no, no, well you said teca first.
No, he said disc, buthe started spelling teca first. Do
you think I knew how to spelldisco us disco techa. Your family had

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a singer in Perla, yes,wait, your family had a popular singer
Yestaya. Yes, that's my aunt. Sorry, al right, disco teca
and then what else? But taya? How do you spell that? Be
a t A l l A.And that's your grandmother. That's well,

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that's she ran the record store withmy grandfather. Yes, oh, she
ran disco techa bataia. Yeah.And who's the singer Perla Perla? Yes,
p e r l a yes,pearla techa but no Bataya same Peerla
Battaya? Yeah? Wow? Andhow popular? I mean pretty popular?

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She's still, you know, runningconcerts everywhere all over you know. L
a. So is that right?Yeah, and she's selling out. Yeah.
How come three years into it thatwe find this out. You didn't
ask me, I know, butbut we don't ask you everything, you
know. I mean, you've neveroffered that that information. I think that's
really interesting that your grandmother is ahuge star my aunt. Oh, my

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god, grandmother ran it and wasthe singer. Yeah, there you go.
Okay, So your aunt is Pearlaand your mom is part owner of
Disco Techa my grandmother. God,no, wonder they went out of business.
Nobody could find anything out about thisplace. All right. Your aunt's

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Perla and your grandmother is part ownerof Disco Techa. Boteo. Is that
Barbara? Yes, Barbara and Jorge? Yep, he got it Barbara and
spelled like George. No, it'sspelled j O r G E like hoo
ha. He was a DJ whowould arrange for Marianchi used to perform outside

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of the record storey. Wow,it was a whole cultural hub for a
latinos apparently, Is that right?By the way, that should have been
your comeback to those chicks at theat the supermarket, mother h disc Techo
Boteo and then another Bward you know, spoke them. Yeah, you know

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that's wild. Is that from Margentina? What what your grandmother? Yes?
Okay, all right, that's wild, buddy. That's an interesting fact.
You know you got the fame inyour family. Yeah, they got They
got drummed out because of the bigrecord stores coming in. They couldn't keep

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up. Oh that's horrible. Whendid it go out of business? What
year? I don't have a yearon here. Well, you're like in
the early seventies, mid early tomid seventies, so you know you weren't
around when the shop. No,my my mom and and her siblings were
the ones who were in charge ofgetting the the records ready, stamping them

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and putting him out into for salethe thing, all right, So they
worked there. Yeah, that's aneasier way to say that. Okay.
Yeah. A lot of famous singersat the time used to go in there,
like they opened up in the sixties. Bobby Vinton would go there,
Lady May and Bobby Venton apparently famouslywent in there and asked asked, what

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songs should I be listening to?Because I need to record in Spanish?
You know, I used to driveBobby fitten on with the limousine h used
driving to the airport. He livedout in Malibu, Bobby Fitten, he
was great, big tipper. Allright, we gotta take a break.
We all you need to know aboutthe Steph Fushban More interesting every day,
more interesting. I hope those chicksin the supermarket listening they got they passed

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on on a big stud, bigstud here man, all right, rely
on. That's right, yes,yes, they'd love to have your uh
your You're listening to Tim Conway Junioron demand from KFI Am sixty. Right

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now, we got to go backto reality. We've got a brush fire
in the Analope Valley, a brushfire out in the Annalope Valley, which
is Palmdale, Lancaster area. Badvibes out there. You are taking a
look at a two alarm vegetation firehere and the Rosamond section just north of
Lancaster, LA County. Fire fightingthis fire on the ground and via air

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resources. It is a fast movingit's very windy out there. This thing
could really explode and take off.Grass fire that is moving from west to
east along Avenue you see at AvenueB there are a handful of homes in
the way of this fire. Sofar they have managed to avert destruction with
structure protection in place here as thisfire continues to move at a pretty rapid

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clip. It is a wind drivenfire that is blowing again from west to
east. Upwards of three hundred acresalready up in flames. Reporting Mayer seven.
I'm Chris Christie. Chris Christie outthere at the ABC seven. Here's
something that a lot of people don'tknow, and I didn't know until recently.
But if you're in Lancaster and youdrive due south on the fourteen freeway,

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you end up near Valencia, right, you end up Valencia and what
else is out there? North Ridgeand that whole area. But if you're
in an airplane and you go directlysouth from Lancaster, you'll run right into
Pasadena. That's how far east Lancasteris from where it comes out near Magic

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Mountain. So if you were inPasadena and you went directly north, you
would run into Lancaster. That's howfar east it is. I know you
think you know who gives a ratsass, But I think people do.
I think people do. All right, we gonna get to the story of
the tip jar stolen tip jar thenwe got into Stephus's entire family everybody and

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your mom was listening too, right, she was a KFI fan? Your
mom, yes, she is.Wow, she grew up at that record
store. She yeah, it worked. The baya yeah, battaya yep.
Yeah, that's wild man. It'shard to miss the colorful Nico's Donuts sign
on one ninetieth Street in Redondo beet. Who's stealing a tip jar to donut

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shop? How much money's in there? Donuts are nineteen cents? A guy
lays in dime? What if aNickel has been serving donuts here for more
than three years? Everybody that comesin here is almost like family, now
what not? Except the one guythat stole the tip jar. They went

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old fashioned with the alert when youcome into the store. Yeah, but
that doesn't. I get tiring forthe people who worked there, because I
get tired of it and I justgo there once every you know, two
months. Oh, that must drivepeople crazy? What not? This man
who walked into the shop Monday morning, I heard the barrel. Oh I

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heard it too, That's what heheard. And that's when I looked at
the camera and I saw him reachingin for the tip jar. I took
the tip jar. This guy he'sgot the tip jar? Who steals a
tip jar from a donut place theshop serving on video shows, Chair rushed
to the counter. Of course,reaction was just to kind of lunch and

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get everything back from him. Yeah, try to get everything back that that
tip job. Dig dong that's whatit's saying when you enter the donut chop
ding dong ding. That's what theyshould have instead of that noise, just
me doing it dig without hesitation.Chair reaches to grab the cash just the

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man tries to put it in hisshirt. Chaa is able to get it
back and the man walks out.While it was only a few out did
he say get out of here andthen use the B word? What he
called Mitch? Mitch? Mitch?Does he know the guy? He's on

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a first name basis with the guystealing his tip charm? Maybe that's his
like, hey, bub, youknow for everybody, everybody's Mitch. While
it was only a few dollars,Chaa says it's money. He works eleven
hour days for I know it istough times. I'm doing the same thing,
working hard and trying to make aliving as well. And he's fed

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up with people trying to steal fromhim. Video from December shows thieves break
his glass store front. They didn'tknow, y'ad they keep attacking this guy.
What's going on with this donut shopthing? Dog? They didn't know
Chaa was inside prepping donuts. IfI didn't know, I think they would
have came in. Chia says thiswas one of five times in the last

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year he's been targeted. Did youhear that a donut shop? Chaa says
this was one of five times yearhe's been targeted. I got five times
in a year, the dog withthis guy in his donuts. I got
rob I got broken into. Today, the community showing up to support.
That's two of five. What happenedto the other three? I got rob

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one, I got broken into,right, and then the other three got
hit five times? Think dong withthis guy today, the community showing up
to support the Cambodian business owner,dropping dollar after dollar into his tip jar
after hearing about what happened. That'sgreat money rush there, thing dong with

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this guy. When one person's tryingto make a business, go a small
business, it's just breaks my heartto see anybody try to take that away
from it. Deal, same deal. You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on
De Maya from KFI, AM sixty. Oh, you got a fire burning
out in the Anlo Valley, Soif you live out there, I know

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we got a huge audience out there'sa lot of people that listen to KFI
that live out in the Anlo Valley. You know, you got Lancaster out
there, Palmdale, and then furthereast Apple Valley, Victorville. I think
he's out there and it's saw.It's a good place to raise kids.

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You've got. There's a lot ofwind. I don't know, if you
know, if you if you don'tlike wind, I don't recommend moving out
there because it's windy about three hundredand sixty two days a year and not
just breezy like knock you on yourass type wind. So if that's not
what you're into, then stay outof the Anlo Valley because you will get

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your ass knocked down by the wind. Yes, ma'am. Hey, they've
got a closure in effect for thatfor that fire. It's the one thirty
eight and it's off limits between sixtiethStreet and seventy second stret Oh no,
how many people. Does that affectthree Uh well no, at three forty

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this afternoon, no evacuations had beenreported, but you know that was over
an hour ago, so that couldchange at any time, but it doesn't.
It probably affects a few people aright, that's why we're on top
of it, you know. Yeah, like one eight is heavily travel Yes,
one thirty eight is how you getto the bed to the fifteen to
go to Vegas. That's right.Yeah, dig dormed with that one thirty

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eight Lancaster. That is where brushfireis burning. We understand there are some
homes nearby. Eleanna Moreno is livein news chopper for Eleana. Okay,
now, when Angel said one thirtyeight again, you know there's people coming
into town for the first time andAngel is very good with traffic, and
Angel knows this, and I knewbecause I grew up out here. But

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maybe you've just moved out here andyou want to get the lay of the
land. The north south for themost part, North south freeways and highways
are odd, East west are evenfor the most part, Like the ten
is east west, that's a thesixty as another one, and then the

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north south four or five five.The seven ten is an odd one no
angel odd. That should be theseven o five because I seven to ten
doesn't make sense there. But thesix oh five is north south fifty seven
north south fifteen north south five.And then you got your east west where

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you're two ten, ten sixty.What else is east west out here?
There's not a lot of them,not a lot of them. One eighteen.
I'll give you that, but that'sabout it. One eight, yes,
that's all right. Eight all right, think dog bull the concern those
Let me show you what the aristureto that fire? Where is that?
Oh? I just said boost Limo? She was boost Limo. That is

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that is boos lebo. What's yourname? Let me show you what's your
name? Iliana Moreno, Eleiana Moreno. Yeah. There was a bus I
don't know, it must have beenten years ago, and it broke down
on the way out to one ofthose casinos. And on the side Eleana
was doing a port and she goes, oh, that's that very popular chain

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that goes out to the casinos,very popular charter service, boost Limo.
And we're like, wait, whatboost Limo? And it just on the
side of it, said bus slashLimo and by the way, we love
you, Ileana, You're awesome.Bully the conco. Let me show you

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out. She'll never let that neverlive that down. That is ingrained forever,
the Boost, Limo, Bully,the concert those Let me show you
one of the garrist here to thatfire. Where we're at is in the
Analope Valley, in an area calledAntelope Acres, just off there. Oh
wow, that sounds fancy. Huhout there valley in an area called Anelope
Acres from the valley. Uh,antelope Acres, Analope Valley. What kind

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of scumbag you think I am?We have Anelope Acres money out here,
Analope Acres, anelope Acres. Yeah, but I'm bomb bomb bomb bam,
but I'm bump the shore annalop Acresjust off the north sixtieth Street West and
West Avenue C. Now, thisis a fire that broke out at about

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three thirty, the cause of whichis still unknown, but it quickly blewed
to about three hundred and fifty acres. Wow, that's a lot. Where's
that fire again? Analope Acres,Annalope Bakers. The winds here, though,
are relatively light all things considered,and The vegetation is also pretty light,
mostly just grasses. At this point, the other county fire department is

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battling this from both the ground andthe air. All big fire out there
in analop Acres. All right,sorry Analope at this point, no structures,
I've been lost. That's latest fromAnnalo Valley. Listen, Oh Annalo
Valley or Anlope Acres, Analope Acres. Wow, man, they're really bsing
people out there. I live inAnnalope Bakers. Now you don't you don't

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you live in Antalope Valley analop Acres. Oh my god, that's great.
I love that I'm in Aneloe Bakers. Thank you very much. Oh wow,
think wrong with you made it?You know you used to live in
Antelope Valley, but now you're AnalopeBakers. Antalope Bakers. That's latest from
Anealo Valley, Analoe Valley. Allright. I don't know, I don't

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know, I don't know. IMserious, I don't know if Anealope Bakers
is the Beverly Hills of the AnealopeValley. Maybe it is, Maybe it's
not. Who cares? All right? Relyve On kfi AM six forty Conway
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