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Iconic Arby’s on Sunset Blvd in Hollywood officially closes today. //
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Episode Transcript

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It's k IF. I am sixtyand you're listening to The Conway Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app. Itis The Conway Show, all right,
ding dong, And it's John Colevelt'sbirthday. That's a big deal. John
Cobalt is celebrating. I don't knowwhat birthday is, doesn't talk much about

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it, and so I didn't.I didn't press the issue. I don't
know how old he is. Iimagine he's, you know, fifties or
so whatever. Whatever. All Right, we got a lot to go over
today, lots happening. We werestill mourning the the RB's closure, and
we got a lot of email onthat. A lot of people, you

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know, it affected them in amajor way, that that iconic RB's that
was sitting on sunset for fifty fiveyears. I think we all took it
for granted it would be there forever, and then just one day it closes.
They shut it down. And Idon't know what they're going to do
with that big hat, but thathats that's a cool deal. I'd like

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to have that hat, but Idon't know where to put it. Imagine
it's twenty five feet tall. It'sgot to be and I don't think you
can put it out of your outsideyour house. I think you'd have to
have permit to do that. Butthat Arby's is closed. And now my
nearest Arby's is probably twelve or thirteenmiles from my house. It's all the
way on Suppuliton near the one eighteenfreeway. And I'm not sure what's going

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on with Arby's. The rest ofthe country has embraced Arby's, but Los
Angeles has not. And I don'tknow what it is. I can't figure
it out. It's my favorite sandwich, it's one of my favorite places to
go, and yet they can't keepone open. The one on Sunset closed,
the one they opened one during thepandemic in North Hollywood, right near

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Magnoli and Lancasham, and that wasopen for six months, closed gone.
And I don't know what's going onwith Arby's. I'm I'm I'm confused.
You know it's Krozier is one ofKrozer's favorite joints to go. Damn right.
I just came across an article thatsaid that was from a year ago,

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though that said, uh, thereare less than one hundred original Arby's
hat signs left in the US.Is that right now? That big brown
hat? It was one over onTopanga. I even know the I used
to go to the Topanga Arby's.I used to drive from Burbank all the
way to Topanga Hang go north onTopanga and it was like four like a

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mile and a half right near thatTopanga plaza which I don't know, Westfield
now whatever they call it that thing. But there was an Arby's I used
to go to there. And whenI'm driving cross country and I see,
you know, next stop or nextexit Arby's, Oh man, it warms
me belly. There's this website thatactually tracks how many there are left.

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Oh, okay, the original Arby's, the cowboy hat sign, and there's
twenty five left. No, there'sthere's there's a website that tracks them.
Oh there's less than one hundred dead, less than one hundred. You know,
there isn't one of those hats inHuntington Beach at the Arby's. Oh
they got Arby's and Huntington Beach.Yeah. See that's like a good mid
Western town to grow up in HuntingtonBeach where they embrace Arby's. But man,

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you know nobody has like a nobody'sjust like half assed on Arby's.
Either they love it or they can'tstand it. Yeah, like my daughter
and some of her friends think thatit's absolutely gross. You know, it
tastes, it smells like plastic andjust you know, they would never be
caught dead eating that crowd. Idon't think I ever went into the one
that was on Sunset that just closed, did you? Oh? Yeah,

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many many, many many times.Did they have the tiled brand on the
on the floor. Oh, Idon't remember that. I don't remember that.
That was another that was another thingwhere it was like it was like
almost like a mosaic tile and itwas like a picture of like a bowl
with horns and stuff. Yeah.I think Also what sunk them five sandwiches
for five dollars? I don't knowhow they did that. And I didn't
go with the cheese, you knowthat melted cheese on it. No,

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No, I stayed away pure.I'm an original. It's it. Yeah,
And I also look, I'm withthose guys. I didn't go extra
meat either. That's kind of grosstoo. It was a perfect combination of
of bread and meat and if youwent extra meat and the King was too
big. Remember it crows when theyhad the small samplers the juniors. Oh

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no, yeah, they had wopper, they had that nut whopper. They
had Arby's Junior. It was ninetynine cents and it was a small little
arby sandwich. Oh with that Arby'ssauce on it. Get out of here.
We got to send somebody out forthat that stuff right now. Definitely,
what are you doing. You gota car, Yeah, you got
a car. Let's send them outto Arby's. Let Bello run. The

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board was a disaster. Oh yeah, that'll be great. Go ahead,
Yeah, ver good. That Arby'sJunior was my jam when my mom would
pick me up from Selma Elementary inHollywood and we'd go down to Arby's Arby's
Junior. I miss it, man, I miss it. It was driving
down Sunset Boulevard and Hollywood is goingto look a little bit different for decades.

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This giant brown light up Derby hathas been fifty five years a staple
along Sunset, But unfortunately that timehas come to an end. The Hollywood
Arby's is closed and the restaurant isalready boarded up. The sign on the
giant hat now says farewell, Hollywood, thank you for fifty five great years,
COVID, fewer customers, inflation andthe twenty dollars minimum wage. For

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all of those reasons for the closing, The general manager, whose family has
owned it since the start, says, people are paying respects in person and
online. Yeah, people are stoppingby with flowers. It's a death in
the family. It's a death forla and everybody's distracted by the new homeless
apartments. You know, the weathersummer and then you know, but we've

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lost Arby's. You love the signsof the hat on the bottom part because
it says you know. On theupper part it says Arby's roast beef Sandwich.
On the bottom it usually and mosttimes, and at least originally said
is delicious. Right. And thenif you notice a lot of them,
they changed them. Some of themthey took out that is delicious and put
dry through on it. Some ofthem just said sandwich. Do you remember
what you remember? That rumor?I don't know if it's rumor or not,

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but what Arby stands for isn't thatIt wasn't that I know this roast
beef America's roast beef. Yes,sir, oh I didn't know the other
part. Yeah, America's roast beef. Yes there, we love it.
It's really my white's been crying today. I'm sure my mother in husband crying
reading. Okay, Wow, listen, this is this is a guy who

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used to be called one step.His American name was one step too far.
We love it. It's really mywife's been crying today. Okay,
Well there's some stability here. Shewas going on at home. I'm sure
my mother and husband crying reading.All right, all right, all right,
there's just hundreds and hundreds of postsonline that we didn't realize we're going

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to be there, and just allthe great feedback we've been getting is just
incredible, and we're just couldn't behappier and thankful. I was just not
sure what the property owner will eventuallydo with the land. If you're an
Arby's connoisseur, don't worry. Thereare still several other locations throughout so Cal.
Okayzeveral Okay, First of all,she's wrong. I mean there are

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some, but they're very well spreadout. You have to travel miles to
get to one miles and miles.Why don't we open an Arby's in Burbank.
Oh, because they all fail?Yes, yes, yes, yes,
that's why I want to order openmind. We should open an Arby's.
And what does it cost? StephBELLYO, you've got nothing going on?
Can you find out what it coststo open up a brand new Arby's

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in Burbank? Please look into that, will you please? Yeah? Okay,
yes, all right. When wecome back, we have Ornie Adams
who just walked in I'm a littletardy right for his radio segment here he
went to stop. It actually gotyouah, double double. You're listening to

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Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFIAM six forty. One of the stars
of teen Wolf is here Ornee Adams, as you're laughing at me already,
Hey, Krozier. Orne Adams paidyou a huge compliment. He said he
needs somebody on his podcast like you. Oh, that's entirely too kind.

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Yeah, he said he needs somebodyup there because I look, I don't
give anybody tips on anything because Ihate taking tips. But I've noticed in
your podcast you're it's a much bettershow when you're alone and you have guests.
I'm like, who cares? Yeah, why is that. I don't
know, because I think it changesyou. I think you're much looser and
much funnier than the guests, andyou treat them like they're the celebrity and

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it's not you. Well, Ihad Leno on James Leno, right,
that's an exception. He's a celebrity. Yeah, he's a huge celebrity.
You know. I saw him FlappersAnd for people to come into Burbank and
then to be able to see jLeno live, you know, feet from
them, that's a big deal forpeople in like the Midwest or you know,
the South coming out to La Yeah. Absolutely, you come from Nebraska

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to be that close. That's that'swhat I say when I'm on stage.
For you to be this close tome, this is a big deal.
You're peaking, that's right, thisis a big deal. But now you're
still doing You're doing stand up allover the place. You're doing teen Wolf
conventions. That's cool, that's stilltaking off. Yeah, how eighteen Wolves
did you do? How many episodes? Well, we did one hundred episodes.

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Were you in every one of them? No? But I was in
a large amount of them, andmy character was a big part of the
show is do you find it youknow, memorizing, you know, like
the script? Do you find thateasy? No, I'm similar, It's
just And I was at a verysmall part in I almost said Boogie's Diner,

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a very small part in Liquor's Pizza. And I had three lines,
and I was given the script twomonths before we shot it, and I
went with my wife, was readingthe lines, read lens. I couldn't
get all three of them. AndI finally showed up and I said,
hey, Paul, I know liketwo of the three names. Don't worry
about it. We'll forget that.The thing is that you shoot so many

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different angles that even if you don'tknow the script, by the end of
the shot, you know the script. I was nervous because Maya Rudolph,
who I think is one of thefunniest people in the history of show business,
was in the same scene as Iwas, and I was I was
physically like shaking. I was sonervous to be around her because she's a
real pro. You know, she'slike an authentic person who's studied acting,

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and she has great facial expressions,and she can talk without talking. You
can read her body language and She'sfunnier than hell without her ever saying anything
amazing. And then it's me,Yeah, well, I'm closer to your
type of acting than that. LikeI used to look at Meryl Street,
but I'm like every muscle in herface she has control over us. Yeah

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right, that's insane. Yeah I'mnot like that. I'm you know,
I can be angry, angry,or extremely angry. That's my range as
an actor. All Right, you'reyou didn't grow up out here, No
where'd you grow up? Boston?Okay, Boston? Are you a big
and I hate to say this becausepeople think I'm lingering on this because they
have nothing else to talk about.Not true? Are you a big Arby's

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fan? But didn't we just spendthe entire last segment talking about this?
I want to know you personal Arby'sis not a Boston when somebody this week
says it's a Harty's. What's theroast beef sandwich place in Boston? It's
named after a person. I mean, we don't have chance. It's not
like a chain. I can't remember. I can't remember. By the way,
if the Celtics that's what I wantedto say, Why would you say

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the Celtics the world champions. Idon't care. They could have swept them.
They just didn't want to win.Who in Dallas? Who wants to
celebrate in Dallas? All answer that? Who can? Nobody? Have you
been to a Celtics game in yourlife? Yeah, of course. I
used to watch Larry Bird. Ohyeah, okay, we won three championships
when I was in he I know, I know, I remember the massacre,

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Memorial Day massacre when they beat theLakers by like thirty points. That's
a big deal for me. Heused to hate the Oh yeah, Magic
Johnson. Boston is the only placewhere the Lakers could go in get their
ass kicked by the Celtics, andthe fans would surround the bus and try
to push the bus over in Boston. Yeah, really like a hole fans.

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I respect that, but well,and we used to cut off like
the air conditioning to your locker roomsor the water. Yeah, I mean,
we're we're there to win. Yeah. I used to watch, like
when the Celtics went, it wasthey were absolutely going to win the game.
You'd look at Red Horback and he'dlike, aar. I was there
for that. I knew that.You know what I mean, yeah,
but part of my brains is consumedby stupid crap, Like I know more

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about the Kardashians than I do aboutmy my uncle's and my and my wife.
Yeah, not my wife, butmy uncle is my aunt's for sure.
But part of my brain knew thatRed Aubrock would light a cigar when
he knew he was going to win. Now, what's going on with Arby's.
I interrupted, Arby's closed on Sunset. And it's a big deal because
it was open. It opened whenI was five years old, and it's

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been my Arby's for fifty five yearsand it just closed. Why because they
were doing not enough business? Iguess, wow. But it's a big
deal that that's the old you know. It's it's like if you're in Boston
and there's a place where everybody went, you know, for fifty five years
and enjoyed yourself, you would feelsad it was closed, of course,

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and this is it's a chain.I get that, but I'm sad that
I I always went to bed knowingthat that Arby's was open. I could
go there if I wanted to.Right, it's gone. Kelly's Roast beef
Okay, that's in Boston. Yeah, nice Irish named Kelly's Gone Gone,
Arby's is gone. Have you everhad this happen to you. I was
just in Beverly Hills getting my haircut and there was a woman in the

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salon and she was so stunning andshe smiled at Wow with her eye like
the eyes lit up a little bitright, And I thought that woman could
bankrupt me. And I realized bankrupther. All men are one woman away
from bk from being big. Yeah, any woman could bank because I thought,

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oh, I I'd have to takeher to like the nicest restaurants.
Speaking Beverly Hills women, This isa this is a true story. I'm
about to tell you. It's veryIt's very difficult for some women to get
cash out of their husbands, youknow, because their husbands they don't mind
buying them dresses and purses and youknow, and and doing their hair and
makeup and all the stuff. Butguys are really weird about their wives spending

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money. So what they do isthey go to sax Fifth Avenue, they
buy a five thousand dollars beautiful purse, and then they go to a pawn
shop and they sell it and theygrab the cash. If you go to
a pawn shop anywhere near Beverly Hills, it's filled with expensive purses that rich
ladies have bought. And then andI'm pawned off. Oh really, this
sounds very controlling these men. That'samazing. I had this happen too,

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since we're talking about women I've broughtup. I was hiking one of our
canyons that isn't really a hike,and it was just me in this woman.
There was nobody else there coming atme, and you know when you
can feel her looking at me,and then she kept playing with her hair.
Wow, she's into me. Yeah, right, And then right as

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we're about to cross, open mouthyawned full on, like like the lion.
I was driving home last night andI, for some reason I had
a loud belch and I looked overmy right and there was a very attractive
young blonde driving a car and shelooks at me like ew, and I'm

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like, I'm sorry, I don'tusually normally do. She's in another car,
and I just said I'm sorry.She goes that's all right, that's
all right. But I felt likean a hole, windows down, windows
down. But I will say thatas guys get older. You know,
when you're young and you got somethinggoing on, you know, you look
at it. You pass a girlin a hallway or at a supermarket and

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you turn around and she turns around, you catch eyes. That stops happening
around age forty, and that stopsand it's over. Like for me,
that's over. I can't remember thelast time I passed a woman, turned
around, looked at her and sheturned around, looked at me. That
hasn't happened in decades. And howdoes that? I'm okay with it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, becauseyou know what, your whole thing with

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low T is beautiful. The onlything that really gets guys in trouble is
testosterone. Yeah, if it waslow T, if you could take a
pill to lower your T, yourtestosterone, it would be gang busters.
Oh, it would be getting alot more done in our lifetime. Oh,
breaking news on my phone. Ain'ton a second? Wait wait,
hold, Welcome Back on Sunset isclosing? All right? Already, Adams

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is with us. We'll come backand talk more about Also, where he's
going to be with his big dates. He still does what does this?
Why don't you just tell him thisSaturday night where I'm going to be Saturday
night. We'll do a weakeme back. You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on
demand from kf I am six fortyalready. Adams is with a very funny
stand up comic and he is goingto be at Flappers on Thursday and then

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Saturday Thursday. Oh that's Leno.All right, len you're plucking Jay's states.
Now here we go Ice House onSaturday, this Saturday, This Saturday.
Wow, that's a big deal.And then here you're gonna be on
Jimmy Kimmel's show at his comedy clubin Vegas. Oh okay, all right
on Thursday the twenty seventh. Haveyou been on his show? On now

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Kimmel shown now? Is that irritateyou that he hasn't asked to? Uh,
that Jimmy hasn't Yeah, I'd liketo do that show. Why not?
Hey, you're friends with a lotof medians. Yes, you're friends
with Jay Leno, your friends withHowie Mandel. You know that it got
back to Howie Mendel that he thoughtI was making fun of him and I
wasn't. But I was a bigHowie Mendel fan when he was a stand

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up and he was just starting.And one of my favorite lines of Howie
Mendel is he used to carry abig bag with him, almost looked like
a purse, and it was inthe shape of a hand and he used
to call it his handbag. That'sgreat. Now, why are you making
fun of Howie for that? Itsounds like you're market I like that joke.
Oh you do? Yeah, okay, as a kid I was laughing
at when I was a younger man, I was laughing out loud at that

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joke. You want me to bridgethe relationship between you and how I love
Howie Mentel. I loved how crazyhe was with his OCD. He's still
you know, he's one of thenicest. I'll have to I'll say this
publicly. The fact that Jay Lenocame to my house and did my podcast,
that's weird, sat my little Shastafor ninety minutes. That's weird.
He's a mensch and he's support andhe knows he's helping me, and same

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with Howie Mendel. Howie Mendel isvery supportive in helping me and other people.
Where do you play locally? IceHouse guy? I know you play
ice sound do they ice house likeonce every six weeks and your own show,
or do the improv every weekend thatI'm in town the laugh Factory.
Comedy is at the Comedy Store.The comedy Store Monday the fall, the

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weekend before is at the laugh Factoryand the improv. You know, in
the old days, you either didthe comedy store or you did the improv.
You couldn't do both. Yeah,and it was you know, you
either were you know, one orthe other. But they wouldn't let you
do itither. Bud Freeman said,no, if you're going to do comedy
store, you weren't going to doimprov. Now the comics have a little
bit more control because we're social media. Oh that's right. So hey,
you know, you know, youknow, social media screwed us because you

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know, back in the old days, of a comic was coming to town,
you'd have to go on radio topromote it, and now they just
do it on social media. SoI still come in here. Let the
record show. By the way,that's how Jay Leno became the front runner
to host the Tonight Show because everytime he went to a small town to
do, you know, comedy,he would always run in. I always

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invite like the general manager of thelocal stations. He got good and really
close to the local TV stations.And you know, they were the O
and o's, they were the NBCowned and operated stations, and they all
wanted Jay Lenod because they all knewhim. The other thing he did,
which he told me on my show. You can see the clip. It's
on Instagram and TikTok on social media. I believe you. Yeah. Yeah.

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There were about six other hosts thatwere, you know, in the
running. They were a guest hosts. They were in the running to become
the permanent host. I hope I'mtelling this correctly. And they were all
getting paid ten thousand dollars. AndJay had the same representation. They said,
they want you as a guest host, We're going to give you ten
thousand, And Jay said, Iknew Johnny owned the show, so I
knew Johnny shared in the profits.So I said, you know what,

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just pay me scale. So whodo you think they used more often?
And so you know, he gotmore spots because he lowered his fee,
and then people got comfortable with verysmart he's a smart business guy. He's
a very nice guy too. Whenthe writers on strike, he out of
his own pocket. He paid allthe riders, all the lighting guys,

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all the electricians. He paid everybodyhis own pocket. And I know that
to be true because Art, whowas his head electrician, I know him.
He goes to tally Rent all thetime. He told me that story.
What he told me that story fivetimes? When can we go to
tally Ran? I have wanted togo there forever? From the outside it
looks amazing. It's a great place. What is it? What do we
get there? You know? TheFrench dip is great. Going back to

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uh you know RV's, it's terrific. The salads are good taken. You
know what. They make a greatclub sandwich, you know, with the
turkey, the bacon, the avocado, the tomato. Oh my god,
is there a Conway booth? There'snot. I know a couple of the
waitresses there, they're terrific. Iwhat was her name? There's one way

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to say TVs. We watch games? What do we get the games?
There's a bar, there's a there'sa bar in the back that is terrific.
Let me tell you a quick tallyRand story that's embarrassing for me.
Okay. When I started here atKFI, rob Berlucci, the program director,
says, hey, let's go todinner. I'll talk to you about
the station and you'll tell me,you know, the idea that you have

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for your show. I said,oh, I'd love to. So she
said, where's your favorite place togo? Like? I said, tally
Rand? She goes, oh,I like tally Ran, So go to
Tali Rand. We're sitting in thebar area. We had lunch for two
hours, really great conversation, alot of laughs, a lot of stories.
And then we're leaving Tali Ran andI forgot that there's a step when
you get out. When you goout the back bar of Tali Rand,

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it's not level with the pavement.You got to step down to the sidewalk.
No signage, nothing, Wow,I stepped down. Did she tally
wipe out? As I stepped down, I let out a huge fart.
Oh boy, and she heard itand she looked at me like, wow,
I'm hiring this guy. Can Itell you something? Robin took me

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to Launch and she said where doyou want to go? And I said
tally Ram and she said I don'tthink So she took me to the smokehouse.
She took me to the smoke house. She has class. You won't
tell you that story, but I'mtelling you it does make me look good.
That's a hundred. She would tellme that story. That's a true
story. She would tell me thatstory. And I said to her,

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I said, Rob And I said, look, I don't have any words
to make this go away. Let'sjust you walk that way. I'll walk
this way and we'll forget about it. Yeah, it was a bad day
for me because I got home andI told my wife that story, and
she goes, how could you dothat? That's like an old man move.
That's right, that's she just hiredthis old guy, you know,
who's going to come in here andand try to get ratings when I'm farting

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all over the place. It's horrible. All right, we're live. Ornie
Adams is going to be at thissmokehouse or steakhouse or ice house. Let's
take these days seriously. Okay,you drove in traffic to be here Saturday.
This Saturday at the ice house.Tickets took at Temple Tommedy Club.
I'm in Las Vegas on next Thursday. They put you up for that give

(23:59):
your Yeah, sweet Mic drop inSan Diego on Friday the twenty eighth,
and most tickets are so Saturday thetwenty ninth, and then the comedy Magic
Clever for most of Beach on Thursday, August fifteenth. Wow, they're that
far out the book people. Huh. I just I'm booked. I've dates
in twenty twenty five already. Reallyyeah, I just I just booked Arizona.
The date will be up tomorrow mywebsite. Yeah, I have dates

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in Sarasota. Oh, oh mygod, Borida and the Copular Man.
You're listening to Tim conwaytun you're ondemand from KFI AM six forty forty.
Adams is with us and he's abig Boston guy. So you're familiar with
Bill Belichick. You know he's new. He's got a new girlfriend who's twenty
four years old. That's twenty four. Yeah, I guess so that's right

(24:47):
there. You go, okay,yeah, we're working on it. You
just showed me a video of Belichickleaving her apartment with his shirt off.
It looks like he he's leaving ascene of a crime or like's horrible.
It's like it's like seven o'clock inthe morning, and Bill Belichick is leaving
his twenty four year old girlfriend's housewithout a He doesn't have a shirt of

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disgusting. How old do you howold do you think? He is sixty
something? He's got to be sixtyfive. And he's younger than her dad.
I saw a picture of the threeof them, and her dad's like
me, older than his dad.He's older than her dad, right,
right, Yeah, there's no wayshe enjoys this sexually, right, I
don't. I can't imagine. Youknow, she probably grew up, you
know, a New England Patriots fan, and her dad took her to a

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bunch of games, and I thinkshe thought it would be probably cool if
she got in good with Bill Belichickbecause her dad's a big fan of the
Patriots. That's probably the only reason, you know, because otherwise, and
I saw she's a young, youknow, attractive young lady. She's twenty
four. Why is she with BillBelichick? The guy's got no social skills
at all. All. His entirelife is just football. He's a weird

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guy. It looks silly. Yeah, he's a weird Dude's silly. Although
we're in a city where a lotof older men date, I get it,
younger women, I get it.I get it. But why don't
you keep it low? Why doyou have to, you know, shove
it in everyone's face? But myquestion is how did that video get out?
Because it looks like it's it's aring camera, ring cams, right,
So did she release it? Well? I look at this whale leaving

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my house. I think that youknow, when you sign up for what
is that? It's called neighborhood orresident, one of those, Like,
yeah, I know what you're talkingabout, Like you can get into everybody
else's ring camera. Did you keepan eye in your neighborhood? Yeah?
I think somebody stole that. Maybeshe got so drunk the night before she
forgot he was there and thought shehad been broken into. That's possible,

(26:40):
that's possible. But what is it? What is that called a neighbor there's
a name for some of the armit's called guy. Now resident next door?
Maybe it's called next door. Yeah, and it's all the crime around
you and before like you thought,Okay, I live in a neighborhood,
there's no crime. Now you turnthat thing on. Wow, there's child
molesters everywhere. Everybody's less think children. It's horrible. It's the worst.

(27:03):
All right, So we covered yourdates. We did a very funny video
of your dates. I'm doing theaudio, you're doing the video. We
didn't rehearse this at all, notat all. Well, is this up
on social media? Young shot rightnow? Okay? It was one take?
It was great. A link tomy website where they can get the
tickets. Yeah, we did onetake. It was it was remarkable.
We have such a beautiful friendship.Think you see it in this. These

(27:26):
are two guys that have spent manynights at tally Rand. That's right now.
The difference between you and I,I can't justify this. I understand
you do because you're in the publiceye. You get out there, you
do stand up. But you paidone hundred dollars for a haircut. I
don't think I've ever done that.I've paid a lot more for haircuts.
But who's the guy that I'm notgoing to say he's a celebrity guy.
Yeah, but I'm not saying Ispent a hundred because I don't you know,

(27:48):
you get I spent one hundred.Yeah, you spent more. Maybe
his name is Luki's and Beverly Hills. He does a lot of famous people.
Me like, who else? Well, I know he's I don't know
if I can say, okay,yeah right big time. Oh yeah,
he gets flown places on private chats. Really yeah, is that right?

(28:10):
Yeah? And he'll come up tomy house and cut my hair. I
got to get into that, right. I had a lady massage me the
other day of my house. Cameup to my house, laid the table
out was recommended through we have aneighborhood chat and it was a relative of
theirs, And after forty five minutesof an hour long massage, she goes,
I think I'm done. I'm tired. Is that what you said?

(28:32):
You're not done but couldn't believe Justquit, just quit in the middle.
That's that's a real Beverly Hills likeshow business. They have a messuse come
over to your house. I know, I know you got all that team
wolth money. I've done well butone woman away from going broke. But
I thought I thought you were likeyou live with the chack orre you're dating

(28:56):
a check yeah, yeah, yeah, a woman dame. You can say,
do you don't live together? No? Oh really I think you did?
No no, she might live witha woman. You know, I've
never really it's strange. That isodd. Yeah, it is is.
I've had a lot of relationships.I guess I like my space, Yeah,
I guess. I like, howdo you get out of it?

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I mean when she says, hey, why don't we just move in together?
What do you say? You know? It's no one's really ever asked
now what I think of it?Yeah, this feels like it's in that
direction. Nobody's believe me. Theywant their space just as much as I
do. Spend an evening with me. Have you seen the pictures of me

(29:38):
shirtless leaving people's homes on that's thenext door app? That's right. What
is your type? Tall, short, heavy set everything. I like fit
women, fit women. Yeah,but I you know, nobody with an
RB shirt you can't get When didyou find get the new? When did

(30:00):
you get the news about Arby's.I can't stop with this, RBS?
No, when did you get thenews? Like two days ago and we're
still with you? I can't stop. I don't know what it is.
Yeah, you know it's I getexcited for an Rby's sandwich like like like
you would to you know, Iget a massage at home. I would

(30:21):
be shocked if we don't get likesome free Arby's get anything. We get
nothing. We talk about all thesegreat places all the time, and Ed
Garages is the only guy that man'sup and stops by with food. He
brings Wendy's by all the time.Has done nothing for us. We haven't
got any Marongo food out here.And they get know what I do.
And I wrote a slogan for them. Oh you did? Yeah? What

(30:41):
is it? Nothing Wrongo with Marongo? Oh that's great? I mean,
could I terrific? Couldn't I bethe voice of some ads for them to
be a shirt? Nothing wrong goowith Marongo? That's right. And I
have to drive by every time I'mcoming back from my shows and Irvine or
wherever, and I have to seebillboards of other committe I love. None
of them have come up with there'snothing wrong though with Marongo. And we're

(31:03):
gonna have a big birthday there.I think the date Bellio is said,
I think it's October twenty six.It is okay, October twenty six.
It's gonna be the big birthday bashedthere. And you know what, October
twenty sixth. Is it is theday that I met my wife on October
twenty six where'd you meet? Wemet at at a home place called home
base, which is now home Depot. But we were at home Depot in

(31:26):
Orange County and we're giving away itwas a giveaway thing with the radio station
and we're giving away tickets and rollingstones. And she happened to be there
because their dad owns a construction company. She was shopping for you know,
parts and equipment and supplies, andshe happened to be there. Huh.
And I'm like, hey, youlike home depot. I like home DEEPO.

(31:47):
Let's have kids. But it wascalled home base, home base.
Yeah, home base was called Isthat true? Word? That's true?
I think it is true, isn'tit. Crozier wasn't done home depot home
base for long time. I thinkthey were two, aren't they? Weren't
they two different things? I think? I think I don't know. It
was called homebase and then I thinkit became home depot and and and you
know it's where it's called the homedepot. You can't just call it home

(32:07):
depot, the home depot interest andthey always fly an American flag. I
like that American flag. I've beento Home Depot and Low's five times this
week. I love it because Ihave ground. I have moles and they
keep digging up my ground and Ihave to put dirt back in there,
right, and you don't kill themoles? How do I kill them?

(32:29):
I love. I love to assassinatesome of these. You gotta wipe them
out. Home Base was based inRichmond, Virginia, went bankrupt sometime in
the late nineteen nineties. Home Depotwas created in Atlanta. The fir all
right, so that Home Base.So that Home Depot in Lagoon and Negel,
I believe, or right around whereAngel lives is. Okay, okay,

(32:52):
that's the that's the Home Depot.I met my wife right there.
But let's do it dates real quicks. We got to take. I know
you gotta get that here. No, I don't. Ice House in Pasadenere
on Saturday. Wait wait, waita minute, I'm not. They said
you have to leave it. Five. No, five, I can stick
around. Oh no, you gottago. All right. Jimmy Kimball Comedy
Club, Las Vegas on Thursday,June twenty seventh, and then the mic

(33:15):
drops San Diego Friday and Saturday ofnext week June twenty eighth and twenty ninth,
and then Comedy Magic Club for mostof beach Thursday, August fifteenth.
Buddy, thanks for coming by.Thank you Giant stud Yes, and then
we'll go ahead and do that video. Put that videos. That video is
amazing. You're the best, Buddy. Thank you for having me Dig Talk
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