July 3, 2024 • 36 mins
Todd spitzer OC D.A. on the verdict in the Blaze Bernstein murder / Fashion Island robbery / murder. How do you pronounce ala cart? Ontario airport has Paw Squad. Redbox filing for bankruptcy / Artificial Turf – L.A. considers a ban / Smores’ Cup Noodles. The Target Lady / Gymfluencers.
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It's camp I am sixty and you'relistening to The Conway Show on demand on
the iHeartRadio app. We have someserious news sometimes, you know, we'd
like to keep it light around here. It's right before fourth of July,
but anytime we have some serious news, it's going to affect a lot of
people, and a lot of peoplefollowing this case of Blaize Bernstein and in
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Orange County and Samuel Woodward, andwe have the DA DA Spitzer's with us,
Todd Spitzer, Todd, how youBob Well? Tim? I mean,
listen, you're right, I knowthematically you like to keep it elevated.
That's right. I think I can. I think I can bring the
elevation out. We got a guiltyverdict on all counts. Good for you.
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This horrific murderer who killed a youngman who you know, happened to
be Jewish and gay and killed himbecause of his sexuality. People should know
and go into the fourth knowing thatin America you celebrate your freedom. Do
you have a choice to choose yoursexuality, your religion, and we're going
to protect you in having those rights. That's what America is all about.
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Now. I followed this case,not as closely obviously as you did.
But they never contested the murder charge. Isn't that right? They conceded the
murder. They were trying to getit knocked down from a first degree with
the allegation being motivated by hate.That's what made it life without the possibility
of parole. They were trying toknock it down in their defense to a
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manslaughter. Oh well, that wasnever going to happen, right. Well,
you know, listen, I havea lot of faith in our jury
system, and I know I've beena prosecutor for over thirty years. You
never know what a jury's going todo. But the prosecutor in this case,
Senior Deputy District Attorney Jennifer Walker,her investigators did an outstanding job and
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it was Listen, I watched alot of the trial. There was a
lot of very very competing issues.This went on for three months. Okay,
this was a long long trial.So I celebrate the fact that jury
hung in there listen to the evidence, and they returned to verdict in in
less than a day. Oh,you're right. They were compelled by the
evidence. And so what is sentencingand what are we looking at we're looking
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at sentencing in October, and we'relooking at the law, which because it's
first to be murdered with this allegationof being motivated by hate, which the
jury found to be true, it'sit's it's life without the possibility of parole.
Is that the minimum? No?No, that's the maximum. So
I mean that's yeah, that wouldbe the minimum. But you know,
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this was not a death eligible case, so the minimum the minimum. Basically,
the judge really doesn't have a lotof discretion unless she found, you
know, the jury engaged in somekind of crazy verdict right to impose life
without the possibility of parol. Butthat'll all be sorted out in October.
You know, I always thought itwas it was odd when I first read
it, you know, and Iput a kind of a connection to it.
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I'm sure or you did as well. But it was the Bernstein Woodward
connection. Those are the two guysthat brought down, you know, Richard
Nixon with Watergate. Yeah, youknow, of course, when you hear
Woodward and Bernstein right in this context, you think of the reporters broke the
Watergate story. But that's odd,man, it's not connected to him.
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I so the Bernstein family. Whatis there? What? What have you
got to talk to them? Wedis did a press conference after the verdict
with the Bernstein family. Let mejust tell you something about the Bernstein's.
They have taken the memory of theirson. You know, listen, I've
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been in this business a long time, and as a parent of two,
I can only imagine if you lose. We're not supposed to predecease our kids,
right, I mean, I knowyou have a kid, You're supposed
to We're supposed to die before ourchildren. It's not the world order,
it's not natural. They have takenthe death of Blaze and they call it
Blaze Forward, the Blaze Foundation goodand they have really turned their son's life
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and what he was dealing with inhis life is his sexuality, and they've
turned it into a blessing for alot of young people who are very confused,
not sure what to do. Andthey've been inspirational to the community and
quite frankly, the world. It'sbeen a worldwide movement and it's unbelievable that
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they could take such a just horribletragedy and turn it into such a significant
blessing, which is in the bookof Hebrews, my friend, and it's
basically, you know, you takesomebody's memory and you make it a blessing,
and that's in the Book of Hebrews, and they're very very religious people.
You know, you almost have todo that with your life to stay
alive because of how much sorrow andanger and emotions you go through. You
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have to keep your child alive bydoing something like that, and I think
that will keep them them going ina very positive way. Can you please
pass a word to them that ifthey ever doing any fundraising or everything or
anything, they have an open invitationto come on here anytime they'd like.
I will absolutely pass that on andit's incredibly generous things. Please. I
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can't imagine what they're going through.I mean, just the you know,
waking up on a day where everybodyin your family is healthy is a huge
you know, it is very difficultsome days, but after losing a child
like that, I can't imagine wakingup and putting your pants on, or
taking a shower, or having breakfastor doing anything in a normal fashion without
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thinking twenty four hours a day aboutyour child. Damn, You're so right.
And as we're go into tomorrow,we should just be we should celebrate
our freedoms and our security. Andlet me just tell you, I was
on with John earlier today talking aboutthe governor backing away from his silly version
of a prop forty seven to six, And I'm telling you, Tim,
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and I know you're such a bigsupporter of law enforcement, and I can't
thank you enough for that, butwe need to be grateful not only for
our freedoms, but we need tomake sure California is safe, and it's
not and we really need to fixit. And there's those of us out
there like yourself that are behind gettingit fixed. And I just want everybody
to have a wonderful, safe fourthof July to Okay, real quickly.
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We saw a horrible tragedy at FashionIsland yesterday. And I'm familiar with the
area. I've been there a bunchof times. I know people live in
that area. And I said onthe radio yesterday you're going to see some
changes at Fashion Island. This isnot going to happen again because of what
happened yesterday. Has there been talkabout changing anything security anything around that,
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Mally, this is not the firstincident. First of me, say what
a horrible tragedy visitors to our countryhorrible. You know, stealing their property
could happen to any of us,any place, anytime. I will tell
you these individuals they will be reignedon Friday. I will also tell you
their guests of Orange County. Theycame from Los Angeles. No big surprise.
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I've been telling George Gas going thedau there, stop sending me your
criminals. Enforce your laws up there, and get your streets safe and clean,
and stop sending your you know,your burglars and your robbers down to
Orange County. You know, mindyour own store and clean it up.
And it's just it's it's obviously sohorrible. I will tell you people should
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feel free to shop and feel safe. This was a horrible, horrible tragedy.
We've had smashing grabs, and we'vehad stores looted. At Fashion Island,
they have excellent security and people shouldstill feel free and and and safe
to come and shop in Orange County. I would just tell you this,
everybody just needs to be aware oftheir surroundings. People need to understand that
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something can happen at any place,anytime, and you should really be aware
of what you're wearing and just becareful with you know, with your personal
security. You just have to keepyour head up up, kind of your
head on a swive, what wesay, look around and do the best
you can to be aware of yoursurroundings. All right, I hope you
will throw the book at these idiots. We will throw the book at these
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idiots. But I appreciate you comingon. Have a great Fourth of July
and uh and and God bless thatBernstein family, absolutely, God bless them.
Thank you, sir. All right, Todd Spitzer with is the DA
down in Orange County. I lovewe will throw the book at these idiots
for me. Yeah, I likethat too. But it's just it's so
senseless. I mean, really trulyis I had I had met Todd Spitzer
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a couple of years ago at acharity dinner and I said to him,
I said, hey, if myname ever comes across your desk, would
you give me a break? Andhe had a great response, which is
also the DA in LA. Theyhad the same response as well. Jackie
Lacy had the same response. Hesaid, if my if my picture comes
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across his desk, I've passed upon a lot of breaks. That's a
great response. If your picture endsup on the DA's desk, you've passed
up already on a lot of breaks, and now you're gonna get hammered.
I don't commit crimes, especially inOrange County. That Todd Spitzer is crazy
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and he will go nuts on you. He is not going to let up.
Okay, he is not going togive you an inch. Don't do
it in Orange County. You're notgoing to like the results. You're listening
to Tim Conway Junior on demand fromKFI AM six forty. I've got a
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lot of texts from people saying thatthis guy is pronouncing a la carte the
proper way. Ala carte, alacarte, alec cart Never heard that before,
Ala carte, al cart All right, I'm gonna go with the audience's
wrong, ala cart You know theyalways say that, They always say never
say never, never say the audienceis wrong. Well they're wrong the ala
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carte. Yeah, never say thecustomer is wrong. Well they're they're wrong
Ala carte. How do you sayit? Bellyo, you say oli carte,
I think I say, let metry ala car ask me okay,
all right, welcome to elteredo.What would you like, what do you
have a La carte? I say, oh, yeah, say ala cart
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Yeah yeah I heard that. Yeahyeah yeah Ala carte alk. What do
you say, angel, Angel,Well, welcome to Tony's Pizzeria. What
would you like, I'd like toorder something off the Ala carte menu?
Okay, Ala carte, alex carteAla carte? What's going on with that
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guy? What's going on with thatguy? Let's stop. We're talking airports
because everyone's flying nowadays. Everyone goesto Lax or Burbank or Ontario. Ontario
Airport is in the news because ofa Paw a Paw Squad. We're all
volunteers and the dogs are volunteers.Where there volunteer ubers, the dog days
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of Summer takes on an entirely newmeaning at Ontario International Airport. Billy,
I like the shoes, Jesus,thank you. The Pall Squad, which
started in twenty seventeen, is composedof roughly twenty volunteer therapy dogs and their
owners, and the objective is simple, bring big smiles and take away any
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anxiety associated with travel. Yeah,I've seen that before it Ontario Airport.
You know, you're just minding yourown business. And a woman comes up
and says, hey, would youlike to pet my dog. I'm like,
sweetie, I'm just read, youknow, reading something online. Maybe
that guy over there needs the pawsquad. I'm good, thank you,
thank you. We started the programto create a way to surprise and delight
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our customers. Summer in particular isreally busy. We try to have the
pups here as often as we canbecause as the traffic goes up and we
see more customers here, the stresslevels also go up. You know,
I'm not sure you should travel ifyour anxiety is on or off because a
dog comes by and says, hey, maybe that's not your day to go.
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Maybe you should pull out, youknow, slide home for a while
and fly another day. People travelfor different reasons. Sometimes it's a happy
occasion. By the way, I'venever heard a more true statement than that
people travel for different reasons. God, is that guy on it? You
know? I always thought, man, why do people travel? And I
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could never put together, But thisguy nailed it. People travel for different
reasons, that's right. Sometimes it'sa happy occasion, right vacation, Hawaii,
birthday, wedding. Sometimes it canbe a real sad occasion, yeah,
birthday, wedding why and just theprocess of traveling in either of those
cases can be super stressful for folks. Yeah, very stressful. Super can
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be super stressful for folks. Squadis really an extraordinary program and it's really
geared toward the travel experience and youwon't get any complaints from the customers.
I think it's great. I thinkeveryone at airports are already kind of like
on edge a little bit. Theygot places to be and it's just a
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reminder that we're just going to slowdown a little bit and acknowledge what's beautiful
around us and there's the blessings thatwe have. I guarantee you this has
happened at Ontario Airport. There's aguy and he's taking seventeen pounds of methamphetamines
to Maine or Boston, and thisdog comes up and starts sniffing around,
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and the guy flips out because hethinks it's a you know, dea drug
sniffing dog. But it's just adog to say, hey, hope you
have a nice flight. Hope youhave a nice flight. They should do
this all airports. Wait when yousee the interaction between the passengers and the
pups. What is it like foryou? It warms my heart. This
is why we do it. Allof our dogs go to hospitals and schools
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and different things. It's in theirday job. But then this is another
volunteer job that they be. They'reall volunteers everywhere they go. Wait,
so these dogs that are at theairport, they were just fresh out of
a hospital. All of our dogsgo to hospitals. And I don't if
I like that, right? Where'sthis dog the day before? Oh,
he's in the COVID wing and wehaven't had a chance to bathe them,
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and so you'll probably get COVID anddie. Anyway, enjoy your trip.
But then this is another volunteer jobthat they be. They're all volunteers everywhere
they go. The dogs are volunteers, all right. Taking care of the
passenger is paramount at owent T,which is seeing increased traffic throughout its terminals.
We're the fastest growing airport in SouthernCalifornia. Is that right? I
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didn't know that Ontario is the fastestgrowing airport. We're the fastest growing airport
in Southern California. We're part ofthe fastest growing region in southern California.
I believe that. I believe thatI love the Inland Empire. Man.
If I could do it all overagain, I'd slide out to Fontana or
some out there. The Inland Empire. I enjoy that area. Man,
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that's like old school. It's likebeing in nineteen seventy eight in the valley
again. This year. What youI can see you doing life there?
I would love it. You knowmy big ass Lows. I went out
to a Lows. They're off Highlandand that Lows is like three times bigger
than mine. I got tired walkingaround huge and I you know, I
don't mind the Lows in Burbank atEmpire. Its okay, I go there
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quite often. I was at myLow's today in Upland really huge. It's
pretty good size. It's probably averagedfor the Lows, but going off Highland
is unreal. I never that.I never got tall the aisles really yeah,
I couldn't. The curvature of theearth prevents you from seeing the whole
store. You can't see the wholething. Huge. This year we'll serve
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about seven million passengers. Seven millionpassengers out of Ontario. That's cool.
That's a lot We don't want themto dread coming to the airport. We
want them to think, well,this is this is a cool experience,
so we're going to get treated wellthere. We encourage people to, you
know, take a beat before theyget on a plane and take a moment
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to smile. We're ready to welcomeyou as summer travel numbers increase. Yeah,
it's Ontario Airport O and T youknow John Wayne Airport has a similar
program with dogs. Yeah, airpads. I've had one greet me when
I got off the plane. Isthat right? Yeah? What kind of
dog? Like a pitbull? No? It was a mix and was wearing
a cute little toutu. How didthey did they get advanced notice you were
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coming? Well? No, ordid you place a call? Nosh,
they were there in the area whenOh, they weren't there for specifically for
me, specifically. It wasn't likea Rottwiler. No, damn, it
wasn't a rot wilder. But theycouldn't be part of it. I'm sure
you're full massive just tearing your assup when you got off of that flight.
No, what about like there wasno like German shepherd fangs? No
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tear you apart you got anymore.No pit bull though, no rott Wilers.
I only saw one. I don'tknow all of them. Maybe there
are, I don't know. Theygass dog. What was it that you
had, Doberman? It was amix. I forget what what it was.
Wouldn't that be great in La ifthey if they felt bad for all
the you know dogs that are alwaysseen as like problem dogs and lax.
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They hire all these dogs. They'lljust tear your ass up when you get
off that flight, you know,like Rottwiler's just waiting at the gate for
you. Everybody stays on the plane. First person comes out and he goes,
oh, no, goes back.He's been attacked by a big old
wolf dog, what like a malamutwolf dog, Doberman pincher who's who has
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rabies and just tears you up asyou can off that flight. Welcome to
La. What a city? You'relistening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
kf I AM six forty l AAnimal shelters will micro chip your dog for
free. That's an expensive thing todo, and they do that for free.
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I think it ends today though,So you got a slide in there.
I don't know, maybe they're closedalready, so well, there you
go. But that's a cool deal. Microchip your dog. That's how you
get your dog back. Belly.O are your dogs microchipped? Oh yeah
they are? Yes, nice,thank you? Get him back? Is
olive micro chipped? Angel? Ohyeah yeah, definitely is. Just check
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and see how loose, fast andloose you guys are with your dog Zabby.
Yes, yeah, definitely micro chipped. Big ass microchip. But we
went the cheap way, so it'spretty big. You can sort of see
it through her skin. What yeah, bump. Yeah, the smaller ones
are expensive. So the one wehave it's like a baseball. Oh,
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so you can sort of see it, so you can see that she's microchip.
It looks like just a big sore, but she's microchip. She loves
it. Here's a business that Iwas not really shocked that is going out
of business. Red box. Redbox not doing so good. Do you
remember those red box kiosks where youcould rent a movie or a video?
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Stat? Sure, I love them. You're filing for bankruptcy. Oh no,
everybody's filing for bankruptcy. Wait,you're telling me that in twenty twenty
four, there's not enough commerce.There's not enough people renting a DVD in
the heat outside of a Walmart thatthey can stay in business. Hmmm.
Odd filing for bankruptcy bankruptcy the RedBox Chicken Soup for the Sole Entertainment says
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it's almost a billion dollars in debt. Employees are reporting missing paychecks and suspended
benefits. The company says it currentlyoperates about twenty seven thousand of those kiosks
across the country. Yeah, Iknow there's one in Burbank still at the
Walmart. I don't see anybody everthere. I don't see anybody pulling up
that little hood and touching the hotbuttons to rent, you know, Beverly
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Hills cop one on a DVD.Unclear what's going to happen to them if
these bankruptcy plans are approved. Yeah, they're probably gonna go away. Red
Box was ahead of its time whenit started. I enjoyed going to the
Red Box. I love the RedBox. And now it's over. Red
Box is gone. Ding dong.Do you have a Red Box near you
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are? Krozer, you're there witha Red Box. I want to say
they're usually outside of of a sevenor eleven or something like that. But
I don't recall the last time Isaw one. I don't know it was
one over here. I remember,like right outside of seven eleven, like
on Olive. Yeah there's still oneout there, is it there? Yeah?
I don't know anybody who has aDVD player though, still's still doing
that. But you got to makesure you get your Red Box films back
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or whatever your DVD's back. Nogood, no good. Hey, artificial
turf. Everyone thought that was agreat idea for a while, and I
think it still is. I likeartificial turf. They made a lot of
great improvements over the last ten years. And sometimes I drive around the neighbor
and I can't tell well whether that'sreal turf or artificial turf. But Los
Angeles is considering a ban an artificialturf. Up until I thought they was
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supposed to save water. Up untillast year's cities and counties were prohibited from
banning artificial turf as the state wasin a drought, so the fake grass
was looked at as a water savingmeasure. But in October, Governor Gavin
Newsom sign a bill putting that decisionback in the hands of California cities and
counties. This change comes from concernsthat artificial turf products contain hazardous substances like
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that contain forever chemicals, So thoseare linked to cancer, liver, and
kidney disease. Oh that's horrible.You saved a little water, but you're
kidneys and liver on fire. Cool, So those are linked to cancer,
liver, and kidney disease, Reproductiveand immune system issues and hormonal disruptions.
Oh my god, they're blaming anartificial turf for everything. Reproductive and immune
system issues and hormonal disruptions. Andwhen it rains or just gets wet,
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those chemicals drain into la waterways.Not good. Plus it's been found that
water is still being used on turfsince it gets hotter than natural groundcover.
Yeah, I'm with you on that. Yeah, it's not good. Oh
that's too bad. I like theartificial turf. I thought that was like
a cool thing to have for awhile, and if you get it done
by a high end company, it'sgreat. I mean, you know,
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they you got to get the onethat it's dog friendly, the ones where
you know it doesn't stink up whenthe dog takes a dump on it.
But I thought that that was goingto take off like the wave of the
future was going to be the artificialturf. I guess that was wrong,
and it's still getting water to makeit usable for us. So instead of
using the fake grass to save water, proponents of this measure or pushing for
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other options for yards, the city'sDepartment of Water and Power not good,
provides turf replacement rebates to install Californiadrop friendly landscaping not good. This saves
water while also providing a habitat forpollinators not good another native wildlife, further
reducing harmful runoff and absorbing atmospheric carbon. Yeah, I don't know. I'm
kind of warming up a little tothe land escaping of water conservation. But
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man, it always looks like youlive in Arizona. You know, it
always looks like the desert. Butit's nice to have grass. Nice to
have a cool, beautiful grass atnight, you know, you can walk
through it and it's and feels cooland makes the area nice and cool.
I grew up my dad was fromCleveland, outside of Cleveland, and so
I spent all summer June, Julyand August every year in Ohio, and
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so if I ever opened a doorfor somebody to write a thank you note.
It's because the people I met Ohio. That's that's true. But in
Ohio, and I don't see itmuch out here, but outside of Cleveland,
used to have your yard, andyour yard didn't have a fence between
the neighbors, and so it wasjust for you know, the entire block.
There are five houses and there's onecontinuous yard, and you could play
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on the people's grass and they didn'tmind. And it was just cool to
have no yard and no fence andit was just one big, huge grass
field. You don't see that muchout here, though, you know,
everybody has walls and trees that separatetheir home from the neighbor. But in
the Midwest, it was just onecontinuous yard. I like that. I
enjoyed that, all right. Cupof noodles. A lot of us grew
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up on cup of noodles. Rightwhen you're busted out, you don't have
a lot of dough, you eatcup of noodles. Well, they got
a new flavor, right. Well, Hey, if you love ramen,
if you love s'mores, you know, why not try them together? Why,
folks, I present to you cupa noodle'mores. Oh my god,
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they're out of ideas. They're outof ideas. Can't fire sport? Can't
fire sport? What was that?Can't fire spot? Trying to play audio
here? Can't fire sport? Excuseme? The limited edition flavor combines microwavable
noodles with they sauce that incorporates flavorsof chocolate, marshmallow and Graham crackers plus
mini marsh Who's calling for that?Was there a movement out there? Was
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there a group of people that couldn'tget enough of either. They wanted some
oars and they want a cup ofnoodles, and they couldn't afford both,
so they combined them marshmallow and Grahamcrackers, plus many marshmallows to sprigle on
top. The unique flavor will besold online I don't know. I don't
know and at Walmart stores nationwide.Okay, I'm gonna do a wait and
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see here. By the way,I'm staying high alert. By the way,
it is not Cup o noodles,Cup of noodles. It's not Cup
of noodles? Is it just cupnoodles? That's it? Really, It
has been that way since ninety three. It's cup noodles. Cup noodles.
Can you get a la carte?It's just cup noodles. It's not a
cup of noodles, just cup noodles. Was that? What is cup of
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noodles? Is that a brand newit used to be? Oh? The
product was known as cup of noodlesin the US until nineteen ninety three.
Wow, man, you in deepdive on the cup nol That came up
in my cognizant just fairly recently.That's why I was like, oh,
he said, of all right,that's kind of cool. All right,
then I this smorest thing though.Maybe we've got to try that. Maybe
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what brings up. I'll go toWalmart, brings them in and try them
tomorrow. Oh yeah, yeah,wow, I bet yeah, you'll be
all over then? Would you beinto it? Stuff? You think?
I think I might be into itbecause it might be like a savory sweet
type of things. That's pretty good. All right, I'm gonna bring them
in tomorrow. All We're gonna goto Walmart tonight before they close at eleven
o'clock, give myself some s'mores cupof noodles and people look at me a
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little funky, and then bring themin here we'll let eat them on the
fourth of July. That will beone where the uh where the checkout person
will say something. You know howsometimes I know if you try these,
what are you thinking of these?It's not like the lady of Target,
like where did you get these?Where did you get aisle five? Oh?
How did you get this? Who? What's her name? On?
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Sorry? Line? That did that? She was the best good, she
was great. Man. She hungup on me though we had her as
a guest what on Kala s Xand she hung up on me. Really
yeah, I'll tell you why.We'll come back all right, all right.
Kristen Wig was a guest on ourshow and I asked her question and
she said I'm not going to dothat and hung up. Wow. Yeah,
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and that was weird. I gottafind that audio somewhere. Christa Wigg
hated me, hated the show andhung up on us. God, it
was embarrassing. You're listening to TimConway Junior on de Mayo from kf I
Am six forty. Kristin Wig oneof the funniest people ever on SIENT Live.
And the movie that she's in isit wedding? What is the BRIDESMAIDSIDS.
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Yeah, that's one of the funniestmovies ever. And every time it
comes on TV, I will stopand watch the rest of it. It
is great. I think it wasPaul Figue that directed then, I think,
so just a very funny movie.My Rudolph's in that, Kristin Wig
and the rest of the cast.I don't know who else is in it.
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So we had Kristin Wig on ourshow at Kylas X when she just
started sent it live and she juststarted the Target lady, you know,
doing the Target cashier lady. Sweether on. She was very nice and
I said, you know, alot of people haven't seen the sketch yet
where you do the target impression thewoman working at Target. Could you just
give us a sample of that.It was a phone interview, and she
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goes, I'm not going to dothat, and I said, and I
thought she was kidding. I go, come on, get out of here,
just let's see here a little ofit. She goes, I'm not
going to do that for you.I said, really, okay, all
right, and then she just hungup and moved on. Oh's bad.
And I never heard back. Ididn't hear back from like a PR person
or a manager or anything. SoI don't know if she was pissed or
not. And it was odd.It was kind of a crazy, crazy
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two minutes. Or look, ifshe didn't want to do it, she
don't want to do it. There'sa way to tactfully decline. And maybe
it was me, though I alwayshave to I always have to give the
guests the benefit of the doubt thatI was an idiot. That's possible as
well. But if you've never heardthat impression. Now Target has hired her
to do commercials for them as theTarget lady. It's great. Here's the
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here's a good example. This isKristen Wig as the Target lady when she
meets her very first lesbian and thankyou so much. Here's your change show.
Thank you. You've been a greatcashier. Where are you take it?
Let's go get out of here,let's go, come on, take
it. Take a ticket with myshaft. You want to start. I
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want to start my shift. Thatwas a customer. I take your cash
her and get the fat of here. I'm on the clock and ready to
react. Target lady. It's justa job. You're falling, you out,
Okay, I hope someone walks upsoon so I can say welcome a
target. I just want to saywelcome to turn. I just want to
say we're going to target to somebodywho wants to be target. Thanks,
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just this stuff? Oh yes,my favorite field made a case gar.
I love DreamWorks cocktail sized paper plates. You know you can put up two
of these down your pants, oneon each side of your bum, so
your buttock's flat, flat is whereit's at. Girlfriend, I don't know
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if that's true. What is thisdegree deodorant? And the scent is cool
rush? Where'd you get this inthe toiletry section? Hey? Where are
you going? Excuse me? Thecashier just disappeared. Hold did she look
like a middle aged turtle with brownlips and a hair helmet? Yeah?
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That was her? Oh hell no, I cannot deal with that lady.
To day, sweet merry heart,I found it. I'm gonna use this
deodorant to cover the entire surface ofmy adult outdoor slide. It's too fast.
The other day, I sit downso turned quickly, and I flew
into my neighbor's yarn through her legsand ended up next to her. Agurra.
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Okay, I'm sorry. My girlfriend'swaiting in the car, So you're
what, why are you making thatface? I've never made a lesbian Do
you all wear vests? I'm notwearing one right now. Stereotype busted.
I learned something every day a target. Yesterday I learned that Coca cola is
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dark brown. It will be fourhundred and forty one dollars. What that
cannot be? Right? Uh?Oh, you're correct. You know what
that means? I get to dosomething very rare. Boyds take a lot
of energy. I think I needhalf of an ailmis it worked, sixte
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is fully hided. Your real totalis thirty eight to fifty one. And
here's a wink for free. Ohthat's great. That's a great character.
You know, it's great when thecompany hires you to do their commercials and
took off the target lady. Hey, thing gong with them? All right.
I don't know if you go tothe gym, but Jim flu inserts
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are a big deal right now.Jim flu Inswerds, what are they?
You got me? There's a newbackdrop for social media influencers. We got
a full upper body workout today,from the mat to the bike to Pilate's
reformers. These things are kind oftricky to get used to. Fitness fiends
are increasingly recording their every move,but not everyone is pumped about the trend
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that's driven billions of views on TikTok, Skeptics calling the constant camera work disrupted
and an invasion of privacy. Iwas so uncomfortable because I just knew,
like I was so self aware thatI was in the background of a lot
of these videos. No one's askingme if that's okay. In New York
City, yoga instructor Emily Holtzman gotso fed up with distractions she started posting
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a sign outside of her classes,please no phones, especially no filming your
self working out. There's at leastone who's doing that. Who goes to
a gym and then films themselves workingout. I think a lot of people
really, well, what's the purposeof that? The show people you work
out a lot? Yeah, alot of people. Yeah, to a
large extent. Some people are moreor our social media influencers and other people
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are trying to be God. Wetake way too many photos of crap we
do yep, way too many workingout. There's at least one person in
every single one of my classes thatis doing something distracting. There just needs
to be sacred spaces where you're ableto love, and I just don't think
people are valuing that as much asthey have been historically. I've never seen
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this at my gym. That's goingon many gyms, like twenty four hour
Fitness in life. I'm sorry.Yeah, have you seeing yourself at your
gym? Uh? Not lately?No, gotta be honest, what was
the last time you went to yourgym? Well, I'll tell you.
I signed up for twenty four hourFitness when I lived in Seal Beach.
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Is my New Year's resolution to workout period not more, because I hadn't
been working out, and I signedup. I signed up me and I
signed up my wife for a montha month deal. I think it was
like twelve dollars or so. Andthen four months later I went back to
cancel it. And that was myfirst visit. I went to buy it,
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and I went to cancel it,and I said to the guy,
this has got to be a recordwhere I got the membership my initial time,
and then I canceled it very nexttime. And then I was driving
home and I thought, no,no, my wife has the record because
I signed her up and she wasn'twith me, and I canceled her membership
and she wasn't with me, andshe never went once. Brian Reagan has
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a very Brian Reig is a veryfunny comic, and he has a great
line. He said he was goingto a gym and you know, they
have new equipment there, like nautilusts, and he didn't really know how to
use it. So he gets intothis piece of equipment and he doesn't know
what to do when he's pulling thisand pushing that, and all of a
sudden the painter comes by and goes, hey, buddy, you gotta get
out of the scaffolding. That's great. Brian Reagan man one of the funniest
(35:08):
men on earth period. We arelive. It's almost six o'clock and tomorrow
Krozier, myself and steph uje Ibelieve Stephush you coming in live with us
tomorrow. I sure am all right. And Angel Martinez and Michael Brian and
Michael Brian wow. And so theonly one that won't be here is Bellio.
(35:30):
We're going to try to guilt turninto coming in as well. So
this will be a regular live showtomorrow minus Bellio if you can handle that.
But did I offered it? Yesyou did from home? Yes you
did, Yes you did, Yesyou did. I'm not getting down.
She's great. She really is terrific. Great Bellio, you're great, you're
doing You're great. Okay, allright, well you won't be here tomorrow,
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but still you're great. Great ConwayShow on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Now you can always hear us onk f I Am six forty four
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It's camp I am sixty and you'relistening to The Conway Show on demand on
the iHeartRadio app. We have someserious news sometimes, you know, we'd
like to keep it light around here. It's right before fourth of July,
but anytime we have some serious news, it's going to affect a lot of
people, and a lot of peoplefollowing this case of Blaize Bernstein and in
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Orange County and Samuel Woodward, andwe have the DA DA Spitzer's with us,
Todd Spitzer, Todd, how youBob Well? Tim? I mean,
listen, you're right, I knowthematically you like to keep it elevated.
That's right. I think I can. I think I can bring the
elevation out. We got a guiltyverdict on all counts. Good for you.
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This horrific murderer who killed a youngman who you know, happened to
be Jewish and gay and killed himbecause of his sexuality. People should know
and go into the fourth knowing thatin America you celebrate your freedom. Do
you have a choice to choose yoursexuality, your religion, and we're going
to protect you in having those rights. That's what America is all about.
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Now. I followed this case,not as closely obviously as you did.
But they never contested the murder charge. Isn't that right? They conceded the
murder. They were trying to getit knocked down from a first degree with
the allegation being motivated by hate.That's what made it life without the possibility
of parole. They were trying toknock it down in their defense to a
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manslaughter. Oh well, that wasnever going to happen, right. Well,
you know, listen, I havea lot of faith in our jury
system, and I know I've beena prosecutor for over thirty years. You
never know what a jury's going todo. But the prosecutor in this case,
Senior Deputy District Attorney Jennifer Walker,her investigators did an outstanding job and
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it was Listen, I watched alot of the trial. There was a
lot of very very competing issues.This went on for three months. Okay,
this was a long long trial.So I celebrate the fact that jury
hung in there listen to the evidence, and they returned to verdict in in
less than a day. Oh,you're right. They were compelled by the
evidence. And so what is sentencingand what are we looking at we're looking
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at sentencing in October, and we'relooking at the law, which because it's
first to be murdered with this allegationof being motivated by hate, which the
jury found to be true, it'sit's it's life without the possibility of parole.
Is that the minimum? No?No, that's the maximum. So
I mean that's yeah, that wouldbe the minimum. But you know,
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this was not a death eligible case, so the minimum the minimum. Basically,
the judge really doesn't have a lotof discretion unless she found, you
know, the jury engaged in somekind of crazy verdict right to impose life
without the possibility of parol. Butthat'll all be sorted out in October.
You know, I always thought itwas it was odd when I first read
it, you know, and Iput a kind of a connection to it.
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I'm sure or you did as well. But it was the Bernstein Woodward
connection. Those are the two guysthat brought down, you know, Richard
Nixon with Watergate. Yeah, youknow, of course, when you hear
Woodward and Bernstein right in this context, you think of the reporters broke the
Watergate story. But that's odd,man, it's not connected to him.
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I so the Bernstein family. Whatis there? What? What have you
got to talk to them? Wedis did a press conference after the verdict
with the Bernstein family. Let mejust tell you something about the Bernstein's.
They have taken the memory of theirson. You know, listen, I've
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been in this business a long time, and as a parent of two,
I can only imagine if you lose. We're not supposed to predecease our kids,
right, I mean, I knowyou have a kid, You're supposed
to We're supposed to die before ourchildren. It's not the world order,
it's not natural. They have takenthe death of Blaze and they call it
Blaze Forward, the Blaze Foundation goodand they have really turned their son's life
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and what he was dealing with inhis life is his sexuality, and they've
turned it into a blessing for alot of young people who are very confused,
not sure what to do. Andthey've been inspirational to the community and
quite frankly, the world. It'sbeen a worldwide movement and it's unbelievable that
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they could take such a just horribletragedy and turn it into such a significant
blessing, which is in the bookof Hebrews, my friend, and it's
basically, you know, you takesomebody's memory and you make it a blessing,
and that's in the Book of Hebrews, and they're very very religious people.
You know, you almost have todo that with your life to stay
alive because of how much sorrow andanger and emotions you go through. You
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have to keep your child alive bydoing something like that, and I think
that will keep them them going ina very positive way. Can you please
pass a word to them that ifthey ever doing any fundraising or everything or
anything, they have an open invitationto come on here anytime they'd like.
I will absolutely pass that on andit's incredibly generous things. Please. I
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can't imagine what they're going through.I mean, just the you know,
waking up on a day where everybodyin your family is healthy is a huge
you know, it is very difficultsome days, but after losing a child
like that, I can't imagine wakingup and putting your pants on, or
taking a shower, or having breakfastor doing anything in a normal fashion without
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thinking twenty four hours a day aboutyour child. Damn, You're so right.
And as we're go into tomorrow,we should just be we should celebrate
our freedoms and our security. Andlet me just tell you, I was
on with John earlier today talking aboutthe governor backing away from his silly version
of a prop forty seven to six, And I'm telling you, Tim,
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and I know you're such a bigsupporter of law enforcement, and I can't
thank you enough for that, butwe need to be grateful not only for
our freedoms, but we need tomake sure California is safe, and it's
not and we really need to fixit. And there's those of us out
there like yourself that are behind gettingit fixed. And I just want everybody
to have a wonderful, safe fourthof July to Okay, real quickly.
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We saw a horrible tragedy at FashionIsland yesterday. And I'm familiar with the
area. I've been there a bunchof times. I know people live in
that area. And I said onthe radio yesterday you're going to see some
changes at Fashion Island. This isnot going to happen again because of what
happened yesterday. Has there been talkabout changing anything security anything around that,
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Mally, this is not the firstincident. First of me, say what
a horrible tragedy visitors to our countryhorrible. You know, stealing their property
could happen to any of us,any place, anytime. I will tell
you these individuals they will be reignedon Friday. I will also tell you
their guests of Orange County. Theycame from Los Angeles. No big surprise.
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I've been telling George Gas going thedau there, stop sending me your
criminals. Enforce your laws up there, and get your streets safe and clean,
and stop sending your you know,your burglars and your robbers down to
Orange County. You know, mindyour own store and clean it up.
And it's just it's it's obviously sohorrible. I will tell you people should
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feel free to shop and feel safe. This was a horrible, horrible tragedy.
We've had smashing grabs, and we'vehad stores looted. At Fashion Island,
they have excellent security and people shouldstill feel free and and and safe
to come and shop in Orange County. I would just tell you this,
everybody just needs to be aware oftheir surroundings. People need to understand that
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something can happen at any place,anytime, and you should really be aware
of what you're wearing and just becareful with you know, with your personal
security. You just have to keepyour head up up, kind of your
head on a swive, what wesay, look around and do the best
you can to be aware of yoursurroundings. All right, I hope you
will throw the book at these idiots. We will throw the book at these
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idiots. But I appreciate you comingon. Have a great Fourth of July
and uh and and God bless thatBernstein family, absolutely, God bless them.
Thank you, sir. All right, Todd Spitzer with is the DA
down in Orange County. I lovewe will throw the book at these idiots
for me. Yeah, I likethat too. But it's just it's so
senseless. I mean, really trulyis I had I had met Todd Spitzer
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a couple of years ago at acharity dinner and I said to him,
I said, hey, if myname ever comes across your desk, would
you give me a break? Andhe had a great response, which is
also the DA in LA. Theyhad the same response as well. Jackie
Lacy had the same response. Hesaid, if my if my picture comes
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across his desk, I've passed upon a lot of breaks. That's a
great response. If your picture endsup on the DA's desk, you've passed
up already on a lot of breaks, and now you're gonna get hammered.
I don't commit crimes, especially inOrange County. That Todd Spitzer is crazy
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and he will go nuts on you. He is not going to let up.
Okay, he is not going togive you an inch. Don't do
it in Orange County. You're notgoing to like the results. You're listening
to Tim Conway Junior on demand fromKFI AM six forty. I've got a
(09:37):
lot of texts from people saying thatthis guy is pronouncing a la carte the
proper way. Ala carte, alacarte, alec cart Never heard that before,
Ala carte, al cart All right, I'm gonna go with the audience's
wrong, ala cart You know theyalways say that, They always say never
say never, never say the audienceis wrong. Well they're wrong the ala
(10:00):
carte. Yeah, never say thecustomer is wrong. Well they're they're wrong
Ala carte. How do you sayit? Bellyo, you say oli carte,
I think I say, let metry ala car ask me okay,
all right, welcome to elteredo.What would you like, what do you
have a La carte? I say, oh, yeah, say ala cart
(10:20):
Yeah yeah I heard that. Yeahyeah yeah Ala carte alk. What do
you say, angel, Angel,Well, welcome to Tony's Pizzeria. What
would you like, I'd like toorder something off the Ala carte menu?
Okay, Ala carte, alex carteAla carte? What's going on with that
(10:41):
guy? What's going on with thatguy? Let's stop. We're talking airports
because everyone's flying nowadays. Everyone goesto Lax or Burbank or Ontario. Ontario
Airport is in the news because ofa Paw a Paw Squad. We're all
volunteers and the dogs are volunteers.Where there volunteer ubers, the dog days
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of Summer takes on an entirely newmeaning at Ontario International Airport. Billy,
I like the shoes, Jesus,thank you. The Pall Squad, which
started in twenty seventeen, is composedof roughly twenty volunteer therapy dogs and their
owners, and the objective is simple, bring big smiles and take away any
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anxiety associated with travel. Yeah,I've seen that before it Ontario Airport.
You know, you're just minding yourown business. And a woman comes up
and says, hey, would youlike to pet my dog. I'm like,
sweetie, I'm just read, youknow, reading something online. Maybe
that guy over there needs the pawsquad. I'm good, thank you,
thank you. We started the programto create a way to surprise and delight
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our customers. Summer in particular isreally busy. We try to have the
pups here as often as we canbecause as the traffic goes up and we
see more customers here, the stresslevels also go up. You know,
I'm not sure you should travel ifyour anxiety is on or off because a
dog comes by and says, hey, maybe that's not your day to go.
(12:07):
Maybe you should pull out, youknow, slide home for a while
and fly another day. People travelfor different reasons. Sometimes it's a happy
occasion. By the way, I'venever heard a more true statement than that
people travel for different reasons. God, is that guy on it? You
know? I always thought, man, why do people travel? And I
(12:28):
could never put together, But thisguy nailed it. People travel for different
reasons, that's right. Sometimes it'sa happy occasion, right vacation, Hawaii,
birthday, wedding. Sometimes it canbe a real sad occasion, yeah,
birthday, wedding why and just theprocess of traveling in either of those
cases can be super stressful for folks. Yeah, very stressful. Super can
(12:54):
be super stressful for folks. Squadis really an extraordinary program and it's really
geared toward the travel experience and youwon't get any complaints from the customers.
I think it's great. I thinkeveryone at airports are already kind of like
on edge a little bit. Theygot places to be and it's just a
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reminder that we're just going to slowdown a little bit and acknowledge what's beautiful
around us and there's the blessings thatwe have. I guarantee you this has
happened at Ontario Airport. There's aguy and he's taking seventeen pounds of methamphetamines
to Maine or Boston, and thisdog comes up and starts sniffing around,
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and the guy flips out because hethinks it's a you know, dea drug
sniffing dog. But it's just adog to say, hey, hope you
have a nice flight. Hope youhave a nice flight. They should do
this all airports. Wait when yousee the interaction between the passengers and the
pups. What is it like foryou? It warms my heart. This
is why we do it. Allof our dogs go to hospitals and schools
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and different things. It's in theirday job. But then this is another
volunteer job that they be. They'reall volunteers everywhere they go. Wait,
so these dogs that are at theairport, they were just fresh out of
a hospital. All of our dogsgo to hospitals. And I don't if
I like that, right? Where'sthis dog the day before? Oh,
he's in the COVID wing and wehaven't had a chance to bathe them,
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and so you'll probably get COVID anddie. Anyway, enjoy your trip.
But then this is another volunteer jobthat they be. They're all volunteers everywhere
they go. The dogs are volunteers, all right. Taking care of the
passenger is paramount at owent T,which is seeing increased traffic throughout its terminals.
We're the fastest growing airport in SouthernCalifornia. Is that right? I
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didn't know that Ontario is the fastestgrowing airport. We're the fastest growing airport
in Southern California. We're part ofthe fastest growing region in southern California.
I believe that. I believe thatI love the Inland Empire. Man.
If I could do it all overagain, I'd slide out to Fontana or
some out there. The Inland Empire. I enjoy that area. Man,
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that's like old school. It's likebeing in nineteen seventy eight in the valley
again. This year. What youI can see you doing life there?
I would love it. You knowmy big ass Lows. I went out
to a Lows. They're off Highlandand that Lows is like three times bigger
than mine. I got tired walkingaround huge and I you know, I
don't mind the Lows in Burbank atEmpire. Its okay, I go there
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quite often. I was at myLow's today in Upland really huge. It's
pretty good size. It's probably averagedfor the Lows, but going off Highland
is unreal. I never that.I never got tall the aisles really yeah,
I couldn't. The curvature of theearth prevents you from seeing the whole
store. You can't see the wholething. Huge. This year we'll serve
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about seven million passengers. Seven millionpassengers out of Ontario. That's cool.
That's a lot We don't want themto dread coming to the airport. We
want them to think, well,this is this is a cool experience,
so we're going to get treated wellthere. We encourage people to, you
know, take a beat before theyget on a plane and take a moment
(16:07):
to smile. We're ready to welcomeyou as summer travel numbers increase. Yeah,
it's Ontario Airport O and T youknow John Wayne Airport has a similar
program with dogs. Yeah, airpads. I've had one greet me when
I got off the plane. Isthat right? Yeah? What kind of
dog? Like a pitbull? No? It was a mix and was wearing
a cute little toutu. How didthey did they get advanced notice you were
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coming? Well? No, ordid you place a call? Nosh,
they were there in the area whenOh, they weren't there for specifically for
me, specifically. It wasn't likea Rottwiler. No, damn, it
wasn't a rot wilder. But theycouldn't be part of it. I'm sure
you're full massive just tearing your assup when you got off of that flight.
No, what about like there wasno like German shepherd fangs? No
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tear you apart you got anymore.No pit bull though, no rott Wilers.
I only saw one. I don'tknow all of them. Maybe there
are, I don't know. Theygass dog. What was it that you
had, Doberman? It was amix. I forget what what it was.
Wouldn't that be great in La ifthey if they felt bad for all
the you know dogs that are alwaysseen as like problem dogs and lax.
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They hire all these dogs. They'lljust tear your ass up when you get
off that flight, you know,like Rottwiler's just waiting at the gate for
you. Everybody stays on the plane. First person comes out and he goes,
oh, no, goes back.He's been attacked by a big old
wolf dog, what like a malamutwolf dog, Doberman pincher who's who has
(17:41):
rabies and just tears you up asyou can off that flight. Welcome to
La. What a city? You'relistening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
kf I AM six forty l AAnimal shelters will micro chip your dog for
free. That's an expensive thing todo, and they do that for free.
(18:03):
I think it ends today though,So you got a slide in there.
I don't know, maybe they're closedalready, so well, there you
go. But that's a cool deal. Microchip your dog. That's how you
get your dog back. Belly.O are your dogs microchipped? Oh yeah
they are? Yes, nice,thank you? Get him back? Is
olive micro chipped? Angel? Ohyeah yeah, definitely is. Just check
(18:29):
and see how loose, fast andloose you guys are with your dog Zabby.
Yes, yeah, definitely micro chipped. Big ass microchip. But we
went the cheap way, so it'spretty big. You can sort of see
it through her skin. What yeah, bump. Yeah, the smaller ones
are expensive. So the one wehave it's like a baseball. Oh,
(18:52):
so you can sort of see it, so you can see that she's microchip.
It looks like just a big sore, but she's microchip. She loves
it. Here's a business that Iwas not really shocked that is going out
of business. Red box. Redbox not doing so good. Do you
remember those red box kiosks where youcould rent a movie or a video?
(19:15):
Stat? Sure, I love them. You're filing for bankruptcy. Oh no,
everybody's filing for bankruptcy. Wait,you're telling me that in twenty twenty
four, there's not enough commerce.There's not enough people renting a DVD in
the heat outside of a Walmart thatthey can stay in business. Hmmm.
Odd filing for bankruptcy bankruptcy the RedBox Chicken Soup for the Sole Entertainment says
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it's almost a billion dollars in debt. Employees are reporting missing paychecks and suspended
benefits. The company says it currentlyoperates about twenty seven thousand of those kiosks
across the country. Yeah, Iknow there's one in Burbank still at the
Walmart. I don't see anybody everthere. I don't see anybody pulling up
that little hood and touching the hotbuttons to rent, you know, Beverly
(19:59):
Hills cop one on a DVD.Unclear what's going to happen to them if
these bankruptcy plans are approved. Yeah, they're probably gonna go away. Red
Box was ahead of its time whenit started. I enjoyed going to the
Red Box. I love the RedBox. And now it's over. Red
Box is gone. Ding dong.Do you have a Red Box near you
(20:21):
are? Krozer, you're there witha Red Box. I want to say
they're usually outside of of a sevenor eleven or something like that. But
I don't recall the last time Isaw one. I don't know it was
one over here. I remember,like right outside of seven eleven, like
on Olive. Yeah there's still oneout there, is it there? Yeah?
I don't know anybody who has aDVD player though, still's still doing
that. But you got to makesure you get your Red Box films back
(20:45):
or whatever your DVD's back. Nogood, no good. Hey, artificial
turf. Everyone thought that was agreat idea for a while, and I
think it still is. I likeartificial turf. They made a lot of
great improvements over the last ten years. And sometimes I drive around the neighbor
and I can't tell well whether that'sreal turf or artificial turf. But Los
Angeles is considering a ban an artificialturf. Up until I thought they was
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supposed to save water. Up untillast year's cities and counties were prohibited from
banning artificial turf as the state wasin a drought, so the fake grass
was looked at as a water savingmeasure. But in October, Governor Gavin
Newsom sign a bill putting that decisionback in the hands of California cities and
counties. This change comes from concernsthat artificial turf products contain hazardous substances like
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that contain forever chemicals, So thoseare linked to cancer, liver, and
kidney disease. Oh that's horrible.You saved a little water, but you're
kidneys and liver on fire. Cool, So those are linked to cancer,
liver, and kidney disease, Reproductiveand immune system issues and hormonal disruptions.
Oh my god, they're blaming anartificial turf for everything. Reproductive and immune
system issues and hormonal disruptions. Andwhen it rains or just gets wet,
(21:52):
those chemicals drain into la waterways.Not good. Plus it's been found that
water is still being used on turfsince it gets hotter than natural groundcover.
Yeah, I'm with you on that. Yeah, it's not good. Oh
that's too bad. I like theartificial turf. I thought that was like
a cool thing to have for awhile, and if you get it done
by a high end company, it'sgreat. I mean, you know,
(22:15):
they you got to get the onethat it's dog friendly, the ones where
you know it doesn't stink up whenthe dog takes a dump on it.
But I thought that that was goingto take off like the wave of the
future was going to be the artificialturf. I guess that was wrong,
and it's still getting water to makeit usable for us. So instead of
using the fake grass to save water, proponents of this measure or pushing for
(22:37):
other options for yards, the city'sDepartment of Water and Power not good,
provides turf replacement rebates to install Californiadrop friendly landscaping not good. This saves
water while also providing a habitat forpollinators not good another native wildlife, further
reducing harmful runoff and absorbing atmospheric carbon. Yeah, I don't know. I'm
kind of warming up a little tothe land escaping of water conservation. But
(23:03):
man, it always looks like youlive in Arizona. You know, it
always looks like the desert. Butit's nice to have grass. Nice to
have a cool, beautiful grass atnight, you know, you can walk
through it and it's and feels cooland makes the area nice and cool.
I grew up my dad was fromCleveland, outside of Cleveland, and so
I spent all summer June, Julyand August every year in Ohio, and
(23:27):
so if I ever opened a doorfor somebody to write a thank you note.
It's because the people I met Ohio. That's that's true. But in
Ohio, and I don't see itmuch out here, but outside of Cleveland,
used to have your yard, andyour yard didn't have a fence between
the neighbors, and so it wasjust for you know, the entire block.
There are five houses and there's onecontinuous yard, and you could play
(23:51):
on the people's grass and they didn'tmind. And it was just cool to
have no yard and no fence andit was just one big, huge grass
field. You don't see that muchout here, though, you know,
everybody has walls and trees that separatetheir home from the neighbor. But in
the Midwest, it was just onecontinuous yard. I like that. I
enjoyed that, all right. Cupof noodles. A lot of us grew
(24:12):
up on cup of noodles. Rightwhen you're busted out, you don't have
a lot of dough, you eatcup of noodles. Well, they got
a new flavor, right. Well, Hey, if you love ramen,
if you love s'mores, you know, why not try them together? Why,
folks, I present to you cupa noodle'mores. Oh my god,
(24:33):
they're out of ideas. They're outof ideas. Can't fire sport? Can't
fire sport? What was that?Can't fire spot? Trying to play audio
here? Can't fire sport? Excuseme? The limited edition flavor combines microwavable
noodles with they sauce that incorporates flavorsof chocolate, marshmallow and Graham crackers plus
mini marsh Who's calling for that?Was there a movement out there? Was
(24:56):
there a group of people that couldn'tget enough of either. They wanted some
oars and they want a cup ofnoodles, and they couldn't afford both,
so they combined them marshmallow and Grahamcrackers, plus many marshmallows to sprigle on
top. The unique flavor will besold online I don't know. I don't
know and at Walmart stores nationwide.Okay, I'm gonna do a wait and
(25:17):
see here. By the way,I'm staying high alert. By the way,
it is not Cup o noodles,Cup of noodles. It's not Cup
of noodles? Is it just cupnoodles? That's it? Really, It
has been that way since ninety three. It's cup noodles. Cup noodles.
Can you get a la carte?It's just cup noodles. It's not a
cup of noodles, just cup noodles. Was that? What is cup of
(25:41):
noodles? Is that a brand newit used to be? Oh? The
product was known as cup of noodlesin the US until nineteen ninety three.
Wow, man, you in deepdive on the cup nol That came up
in my cognizant just fairly recently.That's why I was like, oh,
he said, of all right,that's kind of cool. All right,
then I this smorest thing though.Maybe we've got to try that. Maybe
(26:03):
what brings up. I'll go toWalmart, brings them in and try them
tomorrow. Oh yeah, yeah,wow, I bet yeah, you'll be
all over then? Would you beinto it? Stuff? You think?
I think I might be into itbecause it might be like a savory sweet
type of things. That's pretty good. All right, I'm gonna bring them
in tomorrow. All We're gonna goto Walmart tonight before they close at eleven
o'clock, give myself some s'mores cupof noodles and people look at me a
(26:26):
little funky, and then bring themin here we'll let eat them on the
fourth of July. That will beone where the uh where the checkout person
will say something. You know howsometimes I know if you try these,
what are you thinking of these?It's not like the lady of Target,
like where did you get these?Where did you get aisle five? Oh?
How did you get this? Who? What's her name? On?
(26:48):
Sorry? Line? That did that? She was the best good, she
was great. Man. She hungup on me though we had her as
a guest what on Kala s Xand she hung up on me. Really
yeah, I'll tell you why.We'll come back all right, all right.
Kristen Wig was a guest on ourshow and I asked her question and
she said I'm not going to dothat and hung up. Wow. Yeah,
(27:08):
and that was weird. I gottafind that audio somewhere. Christa Wigg
hated me, hated the show andhung up on us. God, it
was embarrassing. You're listening to TimConway Junior on de Mayo from kf I
Am six forty. Kristin Wig oneof the funniest people ever on SIENT Live.
And the movie that she's in isit wedding? What is the BRIDESMAIDSIDS.
(27:34):
Yeah, that's one of the funniestmovies ever. And every time it
comes on TV, I will stopand watch the rest of it. It
is great. I think it wasPaul Figue that directed then, I think,
so just a very funny movie.My Rudolph's in that, Kristin Wig
and the rest of the cast.I don't know who else is in it.
(27:56):
So we had Kristin Wig on ourshow at Kylas X when she just
started sent it live and she juststarted the Target lady, you know,
doing the Target cashier lady. Sweether on. She was very nice and
I said, you know, alot of people haven't seen the sketch yet
where you do the target impression thewoman working at Target. Could you just
give us a sample of that.It was a phone interview, and she
(28:18):
goes, I'm not going to dothat, and I said, and I
thought she was kidding. I go, come on, get out of here,
just let's see here a little ofit. She goes, I'm not
going to do that for you.I said, really, okay, all
right, and then she just hungup and moved on. Oh's bad.
And I never heard back. Ididn't hear back from like a PR person
or a manager or anything. SoI don't know if she was pissed or
not. And it was odd.It was kind of a crazy, crazy
(28:45):
two minutes. Or look, ifshe didn't want to do it, she
don't want to do it. There'sa way to tactfully decline. And maybe
it was me, though I alwayshave to I always have to give the
guests the benefit of the doubt thatI was an idiot. That's possible as
well. But if you've never heardthat impression. Now Target has hired her
to do commercials for them as theTarget lady. It's great. Here's the
(29:08):
here's a good example. This isKristen Wig as the Target lady when she
meets her very first lesbian and thankyou so much. Here's your change show.
Thank you. You've been a greatcashier. Where are you take it?
Let's go get out of here,let's go, come on, take
it. Take a ticket with myshaft. You want to start. I
(29:32):
want to start my shift. Thatwas a customer. I take your cash
her and get the fat of here. I'm on the clock and ready to
react. Target lady. It's justa job. You're falling, you out,
Okay, I hope someone walks upsoon so I can say welcome a
target. I just want to saywelcome to turn. I just want to
say we're going to target to somebodywho wants to be target. Thanks,
(29:53):
just this stuff? Oh yes,my favorite field made a case gar.
I love DreamWorks cocktail sized paper plates. You know you can put up two
of these down your pants, oneon each side of your bum, so
your buttock's flat, flat is whereit's at. Girlfriend, I don't know
(30:15):
if that's true. What is thisdegree deodorant? And the scent is cool
rush? Where'd you get this inthe toiletry section? Hey? Where are
you going? Excuse me? Thecashier just disappeared. Hold did she look
like a middle aged turtle with brownlips and a hair helmet? Yeah?
(30:37):
That was her? Oh hell no, I cannot deal with that lady.
To day, sweet merry heart,I found it. I'm gonna use this
deodorant to cover the entire surface ofmy adult outdoor slide. It's too fast.
The other day, I sit downso turned quickly, and I flew
into my neighbor's yarn through her legsand ended up next to her. Agurra.
(30:59):
Okay, I'm sorry. My girlfriend'swaiting in the car, So you're
what, why are you making thatface? I've never made a lesbian Do
you all wear vests? I'm notwearing one right now. Stereotype busted.
I learned something every day a target. Yesterday I learned that Coca cola is
(31:23):
dark brown. It will be fourhundred and forty one dollars. What that
cannot be? Right? Uh?Oh, you're correct. You know what
that means? I get to dosomething very rare. Boyds take a lot
of energy. I think I needhalf of an ailmis it worked, sixte
(31:49):
is fully hided. Your real totalis thirty eight to fifty one. And
here's a wink for free. Ohthat's great. That's a great character.
You know, it's great when thecompany hires you to do their commercials and
took off the target lady. Hey, thing gong with them? All right.
I don't know if you go tothe gym, but Jim flu inserts
(32:09):
are a big deal right now.Jim flu Inswerds, what are they?
You got me? There's a newbackdrop for social media influencers. We got
a full upper body workout today,from the mat to the bike to Pilate's
reformers. These things are kind oftricky to get used to. Fitness fiends
are increasingly recording their every move,but not everyone is pumped about the trend
(32:32):
that's driven billions of views on TikTok, Skeptics calling the constant camera work disrupted
and an invasion of privacy. Iwas so uncomfortable because I just knew,
like I was so self aware thatI was in the background of a lot
of these videos. No one's askingme if that's okay. In New York
City, yoga instructor Emily Holtzman gotso fed up with distractions she started posting
(32:54):
a sign outside of her classes,please no phones, especially no filming your
self working out. There's at leastone who's doing that. Who goes to
a gym and then films themselves workingout. I think a lot of people
really, well, what's the purposeof that? The show people you work
out a lot? Yeah, alot of people. Yeah, to a
large extent. Some people are moreor our social media influencers and other people
(33:16):
are trying to be God. Wetake way too many photos of crap we
do yep, way too many workingout. There's at least one person in
every single one of my classes thatis doing something distracting. There just needs
to be sacred spaces where you're ableto love, and I just don't think
people are valuing that as much asthey have been historically. I've never seen
(33:38):
this at my gym. That's goingon many gyms, like twenty four hour
Fitness in life. I'm sorry.Yeah, have you seeing yourself at your
gym? Uh? Not lately?No, gotta be honest, what was
the last time you went to yourgym? Well, I'll tell you.
I signed up for twenty four hourFitness when I lived in Seal Beach.
(33:59):
Is my New Year's resolution to workout period not more, because I hadn't
been working out, and I signedup. I signed up me and I
signed up my wife for a montha month deal. I think it was
like twelve dollars or so. Andthen four months later I went back to
cancel it. And that was myfirst visit. I went to buy it,
(34:22):
and I went to cancel it,and I said to the guy,
this has got to be a recordwhere I got the membership my initial time,
and then I canceled it very nexttime. And then I was driving
home and I thought, no,no, my wife has the record because
I signed her up and she wasn'twith me, and I canceled her membership
and she wasn't with me, andshe never went once. Brian Reagan has
(34:44):
a very Brian Reig is a veryfunny comic, and he has a great
line. He said he was goingto a gym and you know, they
have new equipment there, like nautilusts, and he didn't really know how to
use it. So he gets intothis piece of equipment and he doesn't know
what to do when he's pulling thisand pushing that, and all of a
sudden the painter comes by and goes, hey, buddy, you gotta get
out of the scaffolding. That's great. Brian Reagan man one of the funniest
(35:08):
men on earth period. We arelive. It's almost six o'clock and tomorrow
Krozier, myself and steph uje Ibelieve Stephush you coming in live with us
tomorrow. I sure am all right. And Angel Martinez and Michael Brian and
Michael Brian wow. And so theonly one that won't be here is Bellio.
(35:30):
We're going to try to guilt turninto coming in as well. So
this will be a regular live showtomorrow minus Bellio if you can handle that.
But did I offered it? Yesyou did from home? Yes you
did, Yes you did, Yesyou did. I'm not getting down.
She's great. She really is terrific. Great Bellio, you're great, you're
doing You're great. Okay, allright, well you won't be here tomorrow,
(35:52):
but still you're great. Great ConwayShow on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
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