All Episodes

October 1, 2024 33 mins
Guys and Dolls scene // Mark on Friends / Tim in Licorice Pizza // Jimmy Carter turns 100 // Pacific airshow ticket winner 
Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF I am sixty and you're listening to
the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. We
got that CBS debate.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
CBS News is going to put on a debate and
we're going to carry it live here at six pm.
Have we got something special here for everybody? Mark Thompson
and Krozer. You're in on this, right, Krozer?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I believe so.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Krozer has some experience with this show called is it
Them and Them?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yes? What is it called nowadays? Guys and Dolls? Can
you call it that? Oh? Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
This is kind of a throwback kind of thing they
called they're they're actually their words like dame, Like the
dames aren't going to go for this.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
That was a Steve Gregory joke, by the way, Yeah,
I left from him. That's the stuff he was left
at today's luncheon. No wad less, I was credit Steve. Yeah,
all right, So who's in this Welliam Will Coleschreiver. I
go to write that guy's name down, Will Coleschrever, you know,

(01:13):
Will Cole Schreiber come this traffic. So he's in this
thing called Guys and Dolls. It's going to be the
Alta Dina Music Theater. Is there more than one Alta
Dina theater that they had to refer to as the
music theater Alta Dina Music Theater.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
And it's called Guys and Dolls and they have crows.
You can set this up better. What are you and
Mark doing in this thing?

Speaker 6 (01:38):
Well, Nathan Detroit, he's the proprietor of the oldest established
gambling game going on, and he's trying to get a
game going and he needs a place to have it at.
So he's calling Joey, who is normally providing the place,
but he's got to put down some money for it again.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
And I'm looking. They want me to read the role
of Joey. It's a.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Voice that you'll hear on the phone, and you'll actually
hear this if you go to the theater.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Light on the speaker, wow, and and you know it's
funny and really sort of small world here is that
Krozier was in this play when he was in what
high school? Senior in high school? And he was Nathan Detroit.
Was Nathan the party today?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
You can tell me.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
I mean, it feels like everything I remember about Guys
and Dolls the movie and other stage productions I've seen.
It's like kind of a it's a regional kind of
accent type thing, so like they guys talk like that
a little bit more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, So I
should do that with Joey's voice.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
Yeah, I mean I should take a run like, Okay,
I will because so yes.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Okay, okay, all right, So here's the opening scene everybody
for Guys and Dolls featuring Mark Thompson.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
I don't know if it's the opening scene whatever, let's
just get it starts.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
With I got the horse right here originally.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
All right, You're gonna be Joey's voice, yes, and Krozier
is going to be Nathan Detroit.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
We haven't rehearsed it or anything. We haven't run it
at all. All on the fly. Dangerous, Yeah, a lot
of pressure.

Speaker 7 (03:19):
This is a taste of what you'll see if you
go watch this production at the Altadina Playhouse.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Apparently. I hope none. I hope it's better.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I mean, I hope it's more prepared than this.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
This is just sort of winging it here. Son.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
They wanted us to record this, and I want to
stay after and do it tonight, so I wanted to
do it during the show.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Okay, we have time to the debate seconds.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Let's try to get a fifteen or sixteen good takes.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
All right?

Speaker 2 (03:50):
If you watch Guys and Dolls, here we are the
two stars of the show, Ladies and Gentlemen. The the
arc spots come on and we find Nathan Detroit at
the phone. During the following conversation, Joey's voice will be
heard all over the speaker system from the theater boxes.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
R and l ASH.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Hello.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Hello, is this the bilt mar Garage. Let me talk
to Joey Biltmore. Who's this Eathan Detroit?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
This is Joey. What do you want? Joey?

Speaker 6 (04:19):
I'm calling about the what you know?

Speaker 1 (04:23):
The the what? The crap game? Wait a minute, I
got a customer. Hurry it up, will you? That'll be
eight dollars. What did you say, Nathan?

Speaker 6 (04:35):
The crap game?

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Don't say that on the phone. Suppose to cops a listen.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Sorry, sorry, the dice game. Look, Joey, is it okay?
If I use your place tomorrow night?

Speaker 4 (04:46):
If I get a thousand bucks, I'll have it tomorrow.
Then call me tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
Listen, Joey, If you're gonna take that attitude. I'll have
the game someplace else.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Then have it someplace where else? Can I have it?
H Joey, the dough is guaranteed. Would I lie to you?

Speaker 6 (05:03):
Yes, I'm getting it from Sky Masterson.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
How do you know?

Speaker 6 (05:07):
It's a bet I can't lose. I bet him he
could not take a doll to Havana. Why couldn't he
Because she ain't the kind of doll that goes to Havana.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Where does she go? She don't go no place. That's
why I know I'm gonna win.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Don't be so sure. It ain't no horse, it's all,
but don't but Joey, Nathan, there'll be no crap game
here tomorrow unless I get my dough in advance.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
Joey, You've known me for a long time. That's why
I wanted an advance. I can't talk to them all.
I gotta meet Adelaide at the hot box. Look, just
one thing. Can I at least tell the guys the
game's gonna be at your plate.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Not till I get the dough. Okay, you'll get it.

Speaker 8 (05:42):
Goodbye, goodbye. I hope you get stabbed by a studebaker.
I like croachin, buddy, that is so great. And here's
something you didn't know because you can't see this. Krozier
didn't read from the script. Wow, this guy memorized it.
That's impressive, unbelievable. Crust comes back to you.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
I thought, like riding a bike, Crozier really did hit
the ball.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Man, Crozer, that's great, buddy. You why didn't you get
into acting. The people that make those decisions decided for me. Well,
I think you could. I think you stuck it out
a little longer. You would have been great.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
Man.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
I agree. I thought you were very good. Yeah, you're
really believable.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
You know.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
I'm like, you know, halfway through this, I'm like, oh, man,
I hope he gets that place for the game.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
You want to take part? Yes? And then I'm like,
oh wait, no, we're in a scene. We're in a scene,
and I'm in a radio play. No, I don't know
what it is. I lost it. I didn't know what's
going on.

Speaker 9 (06:41):
I think Belly all liked it because he said hot box.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Oh wow, good good pickup.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
This is going to be the Altadena Music Theater, and
that's going to be I don't know sometime this year.
It October tenth.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Did we get what we needed from this? We got
you know, we got belly is Mike on there. Look,
I think that's the other mic over here, Sharon over
here in this one. Yeah, is that it? Yeah? He go,
So it's gonna be October what tenth?

Speaker 9 (07:06):
October tenth.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
It's just a one night only.

Speaker 9 (07:08):
No, no, no, no, it runs for I believe six weeks.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Oh is that right now? And Will Coleschreier's Oh.

Speaker 9 (07:14):
Yeah, he plays Lieutenant Brannigan.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
You know what he's gonna have a hard time doing,
showing up late and blaming traffic. Yeah, all right, So
guys and dolls go see it at the Altadena Music Theater.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
And so you're saying, what we just did, my voice
will actually be on.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, you're no, Krozers won't. But krozer Is is an
actor's actor, so he was here to help you.

Speaker 7 (07:37):
No.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
In fact, I'll tell you he made doing it quite easy,
and that he really did. You always hear about that,
but you know that actor makes it easier.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yes, right, because because we've got at a stand in,
you know, behind the cameras go nothing exactly.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I always read about that and there you go.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
I actually had an experience where he's such a generous actor.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Oh yeah, that I was able to just float right
through it.

Speaker 9 (08:00):
You did a great job.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
When he dies, they're going to say he's an actor's active?
Are you an actor as a news guy or a
news guy who's an active.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
But listen, you know Crozier. I thought that was great, buddy.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
And and if I were running the Altadena Music Theater,
I'd cancel that Coleschriver and put Crozier.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Wow, that'd be controversial for only bit.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, offer only no auditions. What part is is Coleshriver playing?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Then they can both be in it. Yeah, okay, and
this could be a big break for me. I would
appreciate it if you wouldn't lose sight of that too.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, he could use the word, could use the word.
I thought your reading was good too. Thank you. I
think you know I am, Yeah, and you would be.

Speaker 9 (08:42):
You're going to be heard nightly, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
You know, it is Hollywood adjacent. I mean, there's a
lot of.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
People should go out there. They're offering you free tickets. Yeah,
and I'd like freebies.

Speaker 9 (08:52):
Differing the whole show tickets.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
We all we'll all go. We'll all go on the
same note. See you there, Conway. They're offering us what tickets?
I believe christ we can go together support it.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
It's in Arcadia, which is near Altadena. I'll be in Arcadia.
I'll be where they filmed this at the track.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
What day is the opening show?

Speaker 2 (09:17):
October tenth? What is that a Tuesday? It's a Tuesday morning.
I'm sure it's going to be a great premiere. It's Thursday,
glamorous premiere.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
It's Thursday. Yeah, right, Thursday.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Sure, they'll be Just look for the big Cleague lights
or whatever they call those things.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
They got the theater a little cheaper at nine am.
So nine am Thursday, the tenth slide in there? All right,
thank you? That scene everybody.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
That's lunch one hour? All right, check the gate. I
rely on CAF.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
The debate is coming up CBS News Vice President Presidential
Debate at six pm.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
We're about forty five minutes away.

Speaker 10 (09:55):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I Am sixty Krozier.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
I thought you were terrific with the acting with guys
and dolls. Mark, I thought you were great. I was
in the scene. I was lost in the play. I
was hoping you'd get there, you know, the room. But
I understood mark your point that this guy always has
big ideas and never gives you any It always screws
you over.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, big promises, but it doesn't actually come through.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
But that's how gamblers are, you know. They promise you
something and then they have a million excuses why you're not.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Getting and they at the time really think that it's
going to happen, but then they Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
For people just tuning in. We just did a scene
from Guys and Dolls.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
It's going to be the Altadena Music Theater in October
October tenth. But I think we should do more scenes
of very popular movies that include you know you and Krozian.
I'd like to get Bellio in on this because Bellio man,
I feel horrible that, you know, she came out from Denver,

(10:55):
wide eyed country bumpkin, trying to get a job here
as an actress, and then all these parts, even twenty
years later, come in for Krozier and Mark Thompson and
myself with you know, licorice pizza and nothing for belly,
and I think it eats her alive.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I'm fine, but I don't think you are. I think
I'm fine. I don't think you are. You had the
Rachel your haircut, right, yep. You put a focus on friends.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, you were on Friends. Tell me about that.

Speaker 6 (11:31):
Yeah, based on that alone, she's had more OS on
her than all of us combined.

Speaker 9 (11:35):
Yes, that was just an extra. That's okay.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
You're on set with them though.

Speaker 9 (11:40):
Mark was of course on Friends and had a speaking part.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Well you did.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
I had a pivotal sequence in the in an episode
of course.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
But really, yeah, I mean I do like to talk
about it much. Well, were you in one? Which one
where the one.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
With the one with the Madison Square Garden of get
b bus going proposed to Paul Rudd?

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Wait? Can you guys both say it again in the
same time? Go ahead? You're sharing you too?

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Mark?

Speaker 7 (12:07):
You?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
No? No, no, you tell it better. Okay.

Speaker 9 (12:10):
When wants to marry.

Speaker 7 (12:14):
At Madison Square Garden and Mark is the Mark is the.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
P A A O A R.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
I'm the announcer at Madison Square Garden. Oh, I didn't know.
You're not on camera? You're on camera? No? No, no, I'm
not on camera. Okay, but he's featured. You know when
Pope can and I was.

Speaker 9 (12:30):
On camera, but I didn't.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Get to talk.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, okay, well you were on camera, Mark was not
on camera.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Mark was talking, but not on camera.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
I had Olia was on camera, not talking, licorice pizza.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
I did both, that's true, and you were funny.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Now now, I also was given a really funny line
in Friends, So that much I'm happy about.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
But what's a funny line? Uh, well, you have to
see it in context. I will.

Speaker 9 (12:54):
We have it in our Instagram feet. I'm going to
repost it into stories so people can see it.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yeah, but but but but conwell, you know how I
feel about your line.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
I thought it might have been one of the funniest
lines in the hole. Was the line losing weight feeling good?

Speaker 5 (13:07):
Yeah, again, you have to see it, which I sold
from I think my dadd's.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, but you have to see it in the context.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
It was really fun get divorce, losing weight, Yeah, it was,
really it was. But but belly O, I feel bad
that you're not. You know that we're not.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
You're not getting any of this action, all right, I
don't think it is, though, I'm fine, you're not even
though you're pretending that this is a bit.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
I'm telling you you're not. I'm telling you that that
you are not you. You are a very funny woman.
I mean, look, you call yourself the Carol Burne of radio.

Speaker 9 (13:43):
Because I am.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
I've never heard you say that, she said, she admits it.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Off the air, she calls herself a Carol Vernet of radio.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
She does.

Speaker 9 (13:53):
Yeah, what's the problem?

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Nothing?

Speaker 9 (13:56):
What you don't see the similarities?

Speaker 2 (13:58):
You think she's more of a by hanging out, hanging on,
hanging on Mertz, tag along merts.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
She's more of a tag along Mertz. Uh.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Well, Lucille Ball, she's less of a Carol Burnett on
the radio.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
I'm sorry, I.

Speaker 9 (14:20):
Don't consider yourself out of dolls.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
You're out. Yeah, that was just dolls. I'm compelled to
be a bit honest to me, how rude or if
Mark's out now it's just guys, that's even bigger. And
so all right, all right, ain'tel Where were you are?
Are you still part of the show? What's going on
with you? Were you on vacation?

Speaker 9 (14:43):
She's a flip shop city.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Oh that's right. That award, how was the award?

Speaker 9 (14:49):
It was flipping.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, and you won for best flip flop of this year.

Speaker 9 (14:55):
I did Best flip flop Concept of the Year.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
I just want a golden flop. And it's in Tampa.
It's in Tampa every year. It's called flip Flop City.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
And and how many people show up in the who's
in the flip flop World? I mean there are thousands, hundreds, tens.

Speaker 9 (15:11):
Tens of thousands, No way really.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Oh yeah, it's a lot of Margueritaville and music and
and cruise ships have boots and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
It hurt's a pretty good vibe. Yeah, it's really fun,
a lot of fun.

Speaker 9 (15:25):
I got the key to the city. Really, it's just yeah.
And this nice sash that I get to wear as well.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
That's kind of cool though, Yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
I haven't since it was given to me.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Would you say you're the Carol Burnetta flip flops?

Speaker 7 (15:40):
I am the ca.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, the tag along merds and flip flops. Let's take
a break.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
We're a half hour away from the big debate on
who was better Crozier, Mark and Guys and Dolls, then
the presidential vice presidential debate as well. But Krozier, I
think you got it, buddy, I think you got the chops.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Man. I thought you were good.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, I mean you sell it. I mean you've got
the timing is great, the dialect is great. I mean
you really you went you went to acting school. I
had an acting coach for how long? About three years?

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Is that right? Wow? Out here or back east out here? Yeah? Yeah,
in Santa Monica. And that settled. Okay, that was he
was great. I got a lot out of it. Yeah,
sometimes acting coaches, you know.

Speaker 6 (16:33):
No, No, he was great. He wrote a book. I
found him through that and he ended up being a coach.
And he passed away like a two years ago, is
that right? A great guy. M. K.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Lewis like, I real quickly, I'll tell you. I had
an acting coach and the second session I went to,
he said, let me put on something more comfortable. Came
down in a shorty robe with no underwear on.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Oh my god. Yeah. So I'm still with them. Will
you never know what you want in life? A little bit?
Every look you know promises in this world?

Speaker 9 (17:08):
Was the shorty robe a leopard print or was it
just playing?

Speaker 1 (17:11):
It was white?

Speaker 2 (17:12):
He was white and he had sort of like pinkish legs,
and uh rooster rooster cogburn.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
All right, we're live on a mighty Robin's got to
be kicking yourself in the ass for putting me in here.

Speaker 10 (17:29):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I am six forty.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
I'm gonna give something away here.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
The Pacific Air Show returns to Huntington Beach Friday, October fourth,
that's his Friday through Sunday, October sixth, and it's bringing
more mind blowing stunts and on sand action than ever before.
A general admission tickets only thirty dollars plus booking fees.

(17:59):
Pacific Airshow dot com Pacific air Show dot com. And
that's a cool show, Belly, you've been to that a
couple of times?

Speaker 9 (18:09):
Like that amazing. Absolutely go out and check it out.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
We have tickets to give away here, So let's take
the tenth caller. You want to do that?

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yes, okay, tenth caller right now eight hundred five two
oh one five three four one eight hundred five two
oh one five three four and we will give tickets
to the air show. The tenth caller is going to
get general admission tickets and visit their website Pacificairshow dot com.

(18:43):
You can experience it's mind blowing performances. US Air Force
Thunderbirds will be out there, f twenty two raptors.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Who else is gonna be out there?

Speaker 2 (18:52):
World class commentary, interactive exhibits. The ticketed tickets are great,
so that's cheap to get out there, thirty bucks plus
booking fees. So tenth caller, you're going to the air show.
It's this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday in Huntington Beach, dingdul

(19:16):
All right, we're nineteen minutes away from this debate. Nineteen
minutes away. It's getting very close. We're going to carry
it live here, right, that's right, Yeah, and the debate
is going to be un believable, unbelievable, and we're going
to carry it live right here on kf I AM
six forty.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
But before we do that, we've.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Got to wish a very very happy birthday Jimmy Carter.

Speaker 11 (19:42):
No question, this is the day that many people just
a few years ago weren't sure that we would see.
Here's to a happy birthday to former President Jimmy Carter,
who continues his reign as the oldest living president by
turning one hundred years old today.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
He's been on he's been in hospice for two and
a half years. Two nurses and a doctor in that
hospice have died since he went into that hospice.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, he's amazing.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
He's outlived everybody and he's he's made you kind of
reframe your vision of what hospice is.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, he's a one hundred years old.

Speaker 11 (20:20):
Here at the Carter Center, they're sharing a star studded
celebration that they had for him a few years ago.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
People who couldn't get a ticket inside will watch.

Speaker 11 (20:29):
And there are a number of events in his hometown
of Planes, but we're told we won't see him for
any of those today. The last time President Carter was
seen in public was at his wife's funeral, where, even
in his advanced age, he wouldn't listen to people who
suggested that he probably shouldn't make the hours long trek
to Atlanta for that service. He had a new suit

(20:51):
made for the occasion. President Jimmy Carter started hospice care
in February of twenty twenty three. But we have to
remind ourselves that this is a man who beat cancer
that spread to his brain and his Liver. He's now
told family that he intends to make it through the election, where, unsurprisingly,
we're told he plans to vote for Kamala Harris.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
You're at the Carter Center.

Speaker 11 (21:15):
They'll be registering people to vote today.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
What a shocker.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
All right, Jason is the winner of Congratulations is the on.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Let's see if he's on the line.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Jason.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Hey, how you doing, Bob?

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Great? Good?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
How are you where you calling from?

Speaker 3 (21:30):
I'm calling from French Valley? French Valley, Yeah, Temecula area.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Okay, I know what that is. Oh, so you you
want to take the stink off calling in Temecula. There's
no stink on Temecula.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
Sure, sure there is the Oh yeah, so it's the French,
French part of Temecula, see in.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
The French quarter. Correct, Okay?

Speaker 10 (21:55):
Alright?

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (21:56):
And you're you're going to the air show.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Bob, dude, I'm stoked. I went to the air show
last weekend and Mira Mark.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Oh, your big air show free?

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah so no, this is cool. So no, I'm definitely
I'm stoked. My birthday is October twenty first, so I
may just get a hotel down there and hang out.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
That's great, all right, are you a single man?

Speaker 3 (22:21):
No, No, I'm married with kids.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
How many kids?

Speaker 3 (22:25):
I got one son and then two step children.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Oh that's kind of cool, scream, And so you're gonna
take to the air show.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
I'm gonna take my stepson, my my son, and then
my wife.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Oh so one kid and.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
My daughter's husband is thirty five pilot.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Oh really, wait, who's the thirty five pilot?

Speaker 3 (22:48):
So it's my my stepdaughter's husband.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Oh your stepdaughter's husband. Wow, that's kind of a cool day.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
So yeah, yeah, so that's what we went to the
he was working the air show last weekend.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
In me, Mark, you do for a living?

Speaker 3 (23:02):
I do pet control.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Oh I see, I get that. I understand that.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Yeah. So I'm actually going out of my own. I
take my operators test at twenty third of October, and
I'll going out of my own.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Hey, let me ask you something. Congratulations.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
So one thing I've noticed about guys in the past
business is their feet are are gigantic.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Does that happened to you?

Speaker 3 (23:25):
No, No, I have a regular size like nine.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
So much for Conway's theory. It's in. I'm still working
on it, all right, buddy. Congratulations, Yeah, I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Thank you, and you know I love your show.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
You're the best man. Thanks for phoning a long time.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
You're the best, all right.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Please enjoy me. That's great. It can only take so
much adulation. Is that what that was?

Speaker 6 (23:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (23:50):
You know what I felt bad for the guy that
well because his daughter's husband is much more accomplished in
the air field, in the air business than he is.
You know, he's an F his mark is an F
thirty five fighter pilot.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Yeah, but he's this guy's going to get a hotel
and look at the show.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Yeah, but this well, I mean when it comes to
UH aviation, the guys, but this guy's got his own
business is.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
About to start. I'm just saying, there's there's jealousy in
that house, and I didn't want to pile on you know.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Wow, you really, uh You've really got a number of
different theories working today that the big feet and the jealousy.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
I mean, it's like you got a lot of a
lot of different.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
You're seeing these guys in the UH in the in
the bug game. No, they like walk around like clowns
with these big feet.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
I had a guy come from my place huge and
he saw a picture done by the artist Joni Mitchell,
you know, the recording artist Joni Mitchell. And he says, oh,
Jenny Mitchell fan, you know I I do her pest control.
And I said, oh, and she's got some of the
same problems you do with the roaches.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
I'm thinking, well, I don't think she'd want you to
tell me that. Yeah, isn't there a isn't there like
a code of silence? Yeah? You think it sounds like
a lawyer. You shouldn't be revealing that, like OSHA rules
or something. I don't know. He was very chatty. He
did Gary shambling also, as I recall.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, anyway, Yeah, so big feet, that's what I've noticed.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Okay, guys in the bug game. Maybe I'm wrong. Well,
you're wrong about that guy. We haven't seen his feet. Yeah,
all right, all right, we're live on CAFI. We're moments
away from the big debate. You got to watch it
right here, listen to right here. CBS News is Vice
Presidential Debate six pm.

Speaker 10 (25:30):
Right here, and you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on
demand from KFI AM six forty six forty.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
The CBS News Vice Presidential Debate is coming up at
six pm. Walls versus vans. Who do you like walls
are vans? What do you expect to see tonight?

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Mark? It is?

Speaker 4 (25:52):
You know, they call it a debate, but you're right
in kind of sort of if you controlled, it's it's
a show.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
I mean, it's a show.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
It's it's half game show and half spectacle. You know,
you've got two minutes to answer, and Ian folks of
your name, you can interrupt and you'll held fifteen seconds.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Whatever it might be.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
The mics are open for this, so it even has
more of a spectacle feel. But I don't know, I
just don't think you'll learn much in these situations, but
they obviously are important. I mean a lot of people
tune in, but there are TV shows they're not you.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Know, but I think more people tune in now than
ever before. Like when I was growing up, nobody ever
watched a vice presidential debate. I agree, no, agree, yeah,
and now everybody's watching it. It's just politics has become
so much more of a game. There's just so much
more money. There's so many more pundits. I mean, I
can't believe how many pundits there are.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
And the old ones there like that, what's his name? Previous.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yeah, run's previous, and then you can flush both of them.
As far as I'm concerned.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
They've been around a long time.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
And I just think that they I don't know, I
don't find them either, one of them particularly insightful.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
You know.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
They kept saying, you know, we got to get a
new generation of politicians in there, but it's the same
old generation of pundits. Yeah, saying that every year, same crew.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Yeah, they're not looking ahead or looking forward or turning
the page going to the next chapter when it comes
to punditry.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
And so this is going to be an interesting debate.
It's going to go on for what did they say,
CROs an hour and a half about that hour and
a half hour forty.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Okay, right, and then and then Moe Kelly will pick
it up.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
We'll be out here at six, right, mo Kelly, Well
at seven thirty, will take it over.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
MO is great, though, I think most I see I
wish MO would replace one of these pundits rents previous
or done in Brazil.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
He's good, He's gonna be in here.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yeah, Well that's I think your time is better spent
listening to Mo than listening to anybody else.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
That's right, that's right. I really mean that. I mean, yeah,
I think he's great. I see him on a bunch
of shows. Yeah, it's all on your podcast. Yeah, he's
really good. I get him whenever I can. And then
he was on Spectrum. That's all over the place. He's
more hooked up than anybody in this building. He is

(28:13):
guys on everything.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Mark. I know you want to be in everything, but.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Yeah, he took that yet again, another gig goes to
somebody else.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Before we get into that, let's quickly talk about something
that's going to affect our entire economy, and that is
people in the bug business have big feet. Now, the
port workers are jumping.

Speaker 7 (28:36):
Out of docks from Boston to Miami to Houston.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Shut down. This is going down in history what we're
doing here.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, the dock workers are going on strike. So you
got to get your bananas now because they're gonna be
hard to find.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
That guy sounds like a dock worker. He does sound
like it's like, you know, this is going to go
down in history, what we're doing here. That's right, this
is going down in history what we're doing here, how
we're doing here.

Speaker 7 (29:01):
After tens of that, when on strike at midnight, affecting
the docks that take in half of US imports.

Speaker 10 (29:07):
We plan on being here at twenty four to seven until.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
We finalize I'll get a good contract from the shippers.

Speaker 7 (29:15):
Those ports handled products Americans used throughout their daily lives,
from groceries to electronics, cars, and hospital supplies.

Speaker 12 (29:23):
We're deeply concerned about the impact that a stroke could
have on our supply chains, especially.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
When especially come to Christmas and Hanigan Kwans and New
Year's and Thanksgiving and Halloween coming.

Speaker 12 (29:35):
Up, Especially when it comes to critical goods like medical
supplies and others.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
And that stuff too.

Speaker 7 (29:41):
This comes after a six year contract between ports shippers
and the International Longshoremen expired, the group representing ports and
shippers saying the workers union has repeatedly refused to come
to the table to bargain on a new contract. It
all comes down to automation and increased wages. The union
seeking to restrict how much of these ports can be
run by automated cranes, gates and trucks.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
That's gonna be a problem in the future. The automation,
huge problem. Oh, that's what this whole thing is about.
It's about money.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
In part, we had a guy who's like one of
the world's leading logistics guys on my show today and
he was saying that it's a little bit money, or
maybe even half money and half what you're talking about,
which is technology and the fact that they're worried about
jobs being replaced by these technologies.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
And if those jobs go away, so do all the
stores and the restaurants in their community, all that, you know,
everything goes away. And unless you have those jobs.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
The technologies make the ports more efficient, he was saying,
So that there's an efficiency issue we have.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
We don't have very efficient ports in America.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
And so and what are we going to do with
these guys though, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Now there's a lot of things that's going to happen,
but who knows. All right, we have the uh well,
let me get more.

Speaker 7 (30:47):
The debate rolling here, workers hoping for pay increases larger
than the thirty two percent hike.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
West Coast workers got weapon's gonna move without us?

Speaker 2 (30:56):
As a union guy, Doc worker huhn to move without?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
I like that guy. Yeah, that's old school.

Speaker 10 (31:03):
Yeah, I'm going to keep this thing going every day.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
So they want to They wanted more than a thirty
two percent increase in pay.

Speaker 7 (31:12):
Workers hoping for pay increases.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Got a lot on the West coast.

Speaker 7 (31:15):
So the East they want more than that, Larger than
the thirty two percent hike.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
West Coast workers, they want larger than the thirty two
percent the West coast.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Wow, I like that. Yeah, like a.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Thirty two percent increase in my salary. Yeah, I get
to afford to, you know, a new suit.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
I'm going to keep this thing going every day in
and out.

Speaker 7 (31:36):
A shutdown could cost the US economy up to four
and a half billion dollars per day.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
That's a lot.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
Retailers like Walmart and Home Depot could be caught in
the middle. Electronics giant Samsung also a major importer. The
US Chamber of Commerce calling on President Biden to block
the strike, but the White House telling NBC News he
isn't currently planning to use that power. Last night, the
Shipping Consortium, the Shipping A Line did offer a fifty
percent pay raise to the dock workers, did offer some

(32:04):
increased benefits in retirement, but that was rejected.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Fifty increasing I was rejected.

Speaker 6 (32:09):
Oh, they're never going to solve this sucker, because it's
about the automation.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah, I get that yes about that. It's like he
can keep them one hundred percent and it feels like
they're going to say no.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Man, I'd love it. Wouldn't you love a fifty percent
increase in your salary?

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Please? Thank you? By the way, I'd say yes. The
automation too. Thirty five seconds till the debate.

Speaker 6 (32:30):
It's KFI and KOSD HD two Los Angeles and Orange County.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
By the way, well, we have twenty seven seconds until
the debate starts. It's the CBS News Vice Presidential Debate.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Let's make them the best twenty seven seconds of our lives.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Twenty seconds later. Do you think we'll see surprises tonight?
Mark Thompson, I'd look for a wrong Crozier, wrong step. Fush,
what do we see tonight?

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Wrong?

Speaker 2 (32:57):
I'll tell you what we see tonight. Two guys debating,
one guy wins, one guy loses. Patty Patty pipe you
all right? Is it going to start here? Momentarily? Here
we go CBS News Vice Presidential Debate, Ding Dog and
once this thing cranks up, Man Hour app thirty five

(33:18):
days away.

Speaker 7 (33:18):
Early voting now underway and Kamala Harrison Donald Trump with
a point of each other on several of the key
battlegrounds bing.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Do I knew this was going to go smoothly. Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now you can
always hear us live on KFI Am six forty four
to seven pm Monday through Friday, and anytime on demand
on the iHeartRadio app.

Tim Conway Jr. on Demand News

Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

Crime Junkie

Crime Junkie

Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.

24/7 News: The Latest

24/7 News: The Latest

The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.

Stuff You Should Know

Stuff You Should Know

If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.