September 12, 2024 • 33 mins
GUEST – Rick Dees: Tim travels over an hour to listen to Rick on the radio; Rick sells organic corn to Pappy Van Winkle whiskey; Rick has some ideas to clean up Los Angeles // Tim got an estimate to sell his car and was given two lousy prices. // Listeners call in to guess the average estimate for Tim’s Car // Tim’s car estimate… $610. Luis is the winner! Guessing $2590!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's camp.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am sixty and you're listening to the Conway Show
on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Oh no, here he.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Is strong enough to fend records with his bare hands,
able to tell tall tales in a single breath. It's
super dease. He is super dease. Strange visitor from another
neighborhood with powers and abilities far below those of mortal
(00:34):
male and female people, and who, disguised as Rick eased
mild mannered disc jockey, fights a never ending battle for truth,
justice and the pursuit of loose women.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Big news.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
All right, there, he is Ladies and Gentlemen's Conway Show.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Rick des as with us. Rick, how you Bob?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Oh wow, what a wonderful filling is.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
But I really appreciate you calling it. We wanted to
have you on on Monday. And then those fires took off,
and they took off.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I couldn't believe that. And it was an arsonist, Yes,
that's right, what a jerk. I mean, it's hard to
even pross us the human brain that would do that.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
You know, there's no way, there's no way in the
world you would have given an arsonist like Tony Roma
dinner for four.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Correct and by the way, I want to be the first,
the absolute first to wish you a happy birthday. You'll
be thirty nine on October thirteenth, it's right, and I
wanted to wish you a happy birthday, right, Rick.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You know, I know you've been very successful on the radio.
And I heard a story that when you started in
Los Angeles that I you know that, I think it
was Wally Clark, they wanted to charge double or triple
for the advertising, and all the advertisers quit, and then
three weeks later you're number one, and they were all
paying like fifteen hundred, two thousand dollars a minute, which
(02:01):
was ten times more than they were paying.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Is that Is that a true started out?
Speaker 5 (02:04):
It was so well said because Wally Clark, God rest
his soul, went out and said, look, KABC or whatever
it was or KFI, they're charging one thousand dollars. And
everybody said that's the limit, and Wally said, no, for
Rick D's there's going to be five thousand dollars. And
(02:26):
they said, you got to be kidding me. And so
then the ratings came out and for some reason, doing
candid phone and having Tim Conway Junior listening way down
there and San Diego. They went to number one, and
they all came back and said, there must be something special,
will be five thousand dollars if of that moent on.
Nobody in the radio station even bent down to pick
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up one hundred dollars pill.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You know, I was.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I was in my junior year in high school and
then senior year in high school, and I used to
live and listen every single day. I'd wake up at
six o'clock to listen to that opening and listen to
you come on the air.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
And then I went to college.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I went to San Diego State where you know, back
then there was no apps. You couldn't get it streaming
or podcast or anything. So two days of the week,
on Tuesday and Thursday, my classes started late at ten
thirty eleven o'clock in the morning, so I'd get up
at five o'clock go get a coffee and a Winchle's donut.
I remember a Winchell's Long John chocolate Long John. And
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I used to sit in Data Point on the on
the cliff there on the bluff and listen to you
because it could come into Data Point, and I'd sit
there for three or four hours listening to you in
the morning. I think I was the only kid in
college that drove for an hour and a half to
listen to you in the morning.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Oh that just feels so good. Good word, I was
just thinking. I started when I was seventeen years old,
and all I wanted to do was have that kid
in Dana Point listen. And you influenced me with comedy.
Ernie Anderson influenced me all the sitcoms, whether I Love
Lucy or whatever it was. And so to hear that
(04:05):
makes it all worth it. And speaking by the way,
speaking of apps, you'll be the first to know. I
hope that your audience will do this. You know, iHeart
has a wonderful app where you can stream, and we
just cut a deal. I have to sign it tonight.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
If I don't sign it, forget it. But I sign
it tonight. All of my shows, including the ones I
do now which if no one has had a chance
to listen to, the Daily D's and all that will
stream on the iHeart app. That's we're talking about something.
This is this is the Weekly Tom forty Countdown, the
Daily D's, Candid Phone, all the things that we do
(04:40):
that hopefully will make you feel. In fact, it's been
proven if you listen, it makes you feel thirty seven
point three percent better. Quick shout out if I don't
make you no mind, Robin Bertelucci.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Okay, alight, our boss here.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
She is a genius in programming. And I don't know
if you knew this or not. It wasn't until she
was fourteen years old that she knew how to spell
her own last names.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I know you're very successful. You have a huge place
in Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Is that correct?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
You know what? Years ago? I said, you know what,
I get up at three fifty five every morning to
entertain southern California. Would it be okay if I found
someplace that's the westernmost part of the Eastern time zone.
So I looked around. I found a farm in Kentucky,
and literally I was able to do the show at
(05:39):
nine o'clock on the farm, which is six o'clock in
La live of course, with all the people, and it
turned into the best investment ever. We grow corn, wheat,
and soybeans, angus cattle, but the corn goes to make
a bourbon. In fact, I'm the number one supply for
a bourbon. It's called Pappy Van Winkle. Have you ever
(05:59):
heard of that?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I have not, but I'm gonna. I'm going to go today.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Look it up.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Anybody listening now, look up Pappy van winkled bourbon per
bottle of twenty three year old Pappy van Winkle.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
You don't have to believe this, Crowzy, you know it, Bunny?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Oh yeah, Pappy Van's good stuff.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Oh that's classes.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Are you ready? It's six thousand dollars a bottle.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Wow, no wonder crush, but I ever made.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
That's the high end stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Rick, I heard you have?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Can you believe it's six thousand the bottle under user
organically grown corn. And but but my first love, of
course is being an entergyinger.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Sure, I love.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I also heard on that on your farm in Kentucky.
You have you bought another piece? You have four and
a half acres.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Now we have almost five acres, almost five acres.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Wow, man, you're explaining, you're explaining.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
That's great.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
And then again, please tell everybody this this app. iHeart app.
You can stream read these for the first say, I
scratched and calwed my way to the middle by I you.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Know, I know the city council and the supervisors, you know,
want to pick your brain because you've been so successful.
And I heard that they want you to come down
to city Hall to address them on some issues.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Is that possible, Yes.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Yes, yes, In fact, this is interesting. I wanted to
If it's okay with you, could I just tell you
what they want sure to go to council paying me.
It's not a lot, but they're paying me to do
three things, so quickly I'll just run these down. They
want me to install automatic sprinklers in the underpasses, because
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you know, we had a fire and an underpass sure
back several months ago. So and these automatic sprinklers with
ice cold water come on every two hours. So anybody
who's even thinking of camping under a freeway, of course,
the sprinklers come on every two hours. Now, this isn't
my idea. Okay, I'm not judging anybody, but that's number one.
(08:03):
Number two they want me. You know, you've seen in
all the pharmacies where you go in, everything is under
a plastic display and people are stealing a lot. So
they want me to go in and propose that when
you lift up that plastic display before the alarm goes off,
there's a little spray of red paint, which by the way,
(08:23):
comes off in three days. That sprays into your face.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
It's a red dye.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
It's not it doesn't kill you, but your face is
red for three days and number three. And this is
something that I again, I didn't come up with this.
They're just hiring me. They spokesperson, and Tim, I want
everyone listening now to KAF I don't know. It would
be HD high definition cameras embedded into every stall and
(08:51):
every urinal that lax so when you see that plastic eye,
this flushes for you automatically. It also there would be
a camera in the stalls. It shoots up and from
the ual it shoots down, and that would eliminate because
we're having some criminal activity in the bathrooms. It would
eliminate a lot of that.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Okay, you're the man, and I'm the spokesperson of these
There are many things that I've wanted to do, but
now I get a chance to talk to you and
do them right here on your show.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh that's great, buddy, I can't wait to listen to
it on iHeartRadio. I'm glad you finally put the deal
together where we can listen to all these shows.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
And by the way, real quickly somebody said this. This
is very important. You do not have to attend every
argument you're invited to. And also remember the wind may
blow in many directions, but only God can make a tree.
(09:54):
Thank Michae O'Brien and Angel for keeping me in the
traffic for another twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, you know it all right.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
I'm on the app and I used to used to
calling every day, but now it's just very, very seldom.
Rick D's, Sir, I really appreciate it, man, Okay, congratulations
for being number one.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Thank you, sir. I appreciate it all right. Rick D's everybody, man,
I love that guy.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I used to listen every single day as a kid
when he came to town. I I there are are
three people that made me want to get into radio.
One of them is Rick D's. The other one was
Bob Miller, and the other one was Vin Scully. Vin
Scully voice the Dodgers, Bob Miller the voice of the
La Kings, and Rick D's. Those are the three guys
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I listened to growing up because quite often I was punished.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
As a child.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I hear that probably mostly for things I did, right,
I wasn't like falsely punished. And I used to listen
to those three guys, and man, they're the best. Rick
d Pez now available on the iHeart app.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
A M six forty.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
You know, I just heard a commercial for the One
Hit Wonders. I heard it yesterday too, and I went
home and listened to it on the iHeart app. That's great,
but I always wonder, you know, the one the one
Hit Wonders is Uh, there's some really really good songs.
But I wonder how hard it is to tell a
band that they're being added to the one Hit Wonders list.
(11:31):
That's got to be difficult to do, you know, where
you're like, hey, I got great news for you.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
You top the charts. Oh really, god, that's so great.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
What do we top the charts at U one Hit Wonders?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Why?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
But no, we're a great band, We're terrific, We're we're sensation,
we're selling out.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, you're a You're you're a one hit wonder.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Oh no, oh no, it's very difficult to tell a
band that.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I don't even think you do.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I think they just sort of pick it up after
they haven't been touring for a while and the record
labels labels aren't calling them, and then they figure out
they're a one hit wonder.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
But to listen to the music is great. I really
enjoyed it all.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Right at five point thirty, right before we get a
commercial break, I'm gonna give you the phone number. And
I had two appraisals on my car recently, and I'm
gonna tell you about the car, so you can you know,
you have a shot at this. And whoever gets closest,
and you know, we're not going to do the closest
without going over. I hate that crap. But whoever gets
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closest is going to get a piece of my car.
I have about nine, ten or eleven pieces of my
car that have fallen off last ten years or so,
and I just keep them in back. There's a light,
there's a kick guard, a kick plate, there's a seat
belt cover. There's the mirror, you know, the mirror that
you look at you know you're at their makeup and
fix your hair.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
That's that's gone, that's fallen off.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
And so whoever gets closest to what I was offered
for my car, I'm going to send you a piece
of my car for free, but I'll tell you about
it so you can get a pretty good estimate. My
car is a two thousand and seven Lincoln Navigator. Paid
about sixty five thousand dollars for it eighteen years ago,
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couldn't afford it, made payments on it for a long time,
and probably one of the dumbest things I purchased because
I didn't know that kind of money and I made
a lot of payments on it.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Cost me a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It's still but it's still my favorite car because I
we raised our daughter in that car, and every time
I look in the back seat, even today when I
was backing up, doesn't have a backup camera. You can
add that to your list. Every time I look and
I look at you over my shoulder when I'm backing up,
I see my two year old or one year old
daughter sitting in that car seat. The car seat's not
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there anymore, she's not in it anymore, but.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I see it. I see it.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
But it's in pretty good shape. The air conditioning works
about half the time. That's a downer. At least last
week it gets about a full eight and a half
to nine miles a gallon. You'll enjoy that. Other than that,
there was a there was a radiator leak. I fixed
that by putting some glue in it. Oh, nice, seems
(14:21):
to have repaired that. There was an oil leak and
I put some oil leak be gone in that and
that seems to have gone away.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
But as one hundred and twenty five thousand miles on it,
a couple of scratches, nothing major. One dent that I
blame on my mother in law. But that's a long story.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
Story should come with the car.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, I have duct tape on the back to keep
the water out of it because if the water gets
in at the tail lights will short out.
Speaker 9 (14:49):
I'll cover up the drill hole that you put into
the driver's side door.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Now there's silding water.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
There's two last rainy season, I heard swirshing around. I
thought it was a gas gas tank and I'm like, God,
I've never heard the gas in the gas tank before.
And I discovered that the seal on the on the
rear window was broken. On the rear passenger door was broken,
and the entire door was filled with water. There's like
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sixteen gallons of water in the door. It was like
a chore. Yeah, And so I did drill two holes
in the bottom and drained it, and it drained for
like ten minutes. And I have video that of me
draining my car door.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
It's still like one of my favorite videos.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
And then my buddy of mine, my wife's cousin up
in Oregon, said, you know, there's a plug in case
that happens on the base of that door. You could
just pull the plug. So I didn't know that. I
was unaware of that. But anyway, so I got I
got two estimates, and I averaged out the estimates. And
so whoever it gets closest to how much I was
(15:52):
offered for my car two thousand and seven Lincoln Navigator,
one hundred and twenty five thousand miles on the car
in pretty good shape, air conditioning works half the time,
everything else is in pretty good shape.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
How much was I offered?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
And whoever gets closest, I'm going to send you a
piece of my car, a piece that has fallen off
in the last ten years.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Here's the phone number.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
One eight hundred five two oh one five three four
one eight hundred five two oh one five three four
will take ten callers, ten guesses, and whoever gets closest,
I will send you a piece of my car, and
you can have that forever. One eight hundred five to
two oh one five three four, and you will be
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getting a free piece of my car. I'll autograph it,
you can frame it, you can throw it away, you
can put it on your desk. It's yours, it's yours, and.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Then we'll come back.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I will tell you what I was offered for that car,
two thousand and seven Lincoln Navigator, one hundred and twenty
five thousand miles on the car.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
We'll come back. I will tell you what I was offered.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I was a two offers, and I combine them both
to give you the average.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
If any updates come on those fires, we'll have those
for you immediately. But right now, I am probably gonna
sell the car that I've had for eighteen years. It's
gonna be very tough to do. Raise my daughter in
that car to two thousand and seven Lincoln Navigator. It's
been very good to me. Driven it back and forth
to Orgon many times. As one hundred and twenty five
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thousand miles on it. It is falling apart, I'll tell
you that. And there's some wear and tear on it.
And the air conditioning works about fifty percent of the time,
which is not good in southern California. You want that
to be closer to one hundred and fifty percent of
the time, not fifty. So, Jim, Robert, Dan, Dave, Steve, Carla, Gabriel, Philippe,
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Brian and Lewis, you have a shot of getting an
autographed piece of my car for free, absolutely free of charge.
We'll pay for postage, I'll pay for the you know,
usually charged thirty dollars to sign it. I'll write that
off and it'll all be yours. So what well I
was offered? I got two estimates to sell the car,
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two offers, two appraisals, and I haven't taken either one
of them yet. How much did they offer me for
my car? I'll give you the average of the two
estimates I got, and they're pretty close to one another.
Let's talk to Jim in Lancaster. Jimmy there, Yes, sir, Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
How's it Lancaster? Cool down for you out there?
Speaker 7 (18:38):
You know, past couple of days a day.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
Finally, nice, nice?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
All right? What do you think they offered me before
my car?
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (18:45):
Man, with the mileage and all that, I'm gonna give
you about eighty three.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Eighty three hundred, All right, eighty three hundred, All right,
we'll put you on hold, Jim, eighty three hundred.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Robert and Riverside your guest, sir.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
I'll say seven.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Seventy nine ninety five. Now it sounds like you're in
the used car game.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
My parents, Oh they are.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Again.
Speaker 7 (19:14):
Yeah, they have been their whole life.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Seven and nine, nine and five. Everything is always nine
to ninety five in the used car game.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Is that right?
Speaker 7 (19:22):
It's to make it sound less expensive.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
What do they own? Where do they work?
Speaker 7 (19:28):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Is it a yard they've had for a while?
Speaker 7 (19:32):
Oh? No, Both of my parents have been in the
cards their whole life. My mom's a finance director in residence.
Oh my father, Yeah, my father's a sales manager. Is
your rooverside all the center?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
All right, so hold on with sec Robert. God, that
guy has a leg up on everybody. His mom and
dad had been in the used car game forever. So
you're fighting against Robert in Riverside. That's tough.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Dan and camera. You know you're on KFI. Hey, Bob, Hey,
are you okay?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
In good shape?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
It's worth between I would say about eight and ten.
All right, give me give me your guest. Yes, okay,
I'm thinking maybe about seventy five.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Seventy five hundred. All right, that's Dan in camera Rio.
Dave in Azusa, you're on the air. Hello, Hey, the loser.
You're not the loser in Azusa? Are you?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
That's not that's.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
Pretty rude, right, No, I'm not the loser.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
All right, all right, Dave, what do you guess my
two thousand and seven Lincoln Navigator's worth?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
I got two estimates. What do you think the average is?
Speaker 7 (20:43):
There's the duct tape still on it.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Yes, but it's but hey, wait a minute, right, wait a
minute before you ask all over my car. It's silver
duct tape and it almost matches the actual chrome on
the car.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I went top shelf tape.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
All right, I'm saying sixty seven.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
All right, sixty seven hundred. Let me put you on hold.
That's Dave, not the loser in Azusa. Steve and Marietta,
you're on KFI. You there, Steve O Steve going once,
Steve going twice. So all right, Carla in Santa Anna,
(21:24):
you're on CAFI.
Speaker 10 (21:24):
How are you, Hey, Timmy, I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Look at you.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
A woman finally called in the program.
Speaker 10 (21:32):
All right, yeah, man, I'm retired from Ford Motor Company.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Oh wow, what do you do for Ford?
Speaker 10 (21:40):
I worked in the credit department and also in the
marketing and sales.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Okay, well, we've met.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
If you're this almost seems unfair.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, if you're in the credit department, if you're if
you're in collections, we've met.
Speaker 10 (21:55):
No, I've been losing my vision for the last twenty
four years. I had to get rid of my Ford
Focus last year.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Kind of odd and ronic.
Speaker 10 (22:05):
I got my Ford Focus was a two thousand and
five and I got five thousand out of it.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Wow, okay, so you held a leg up on everybody.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
You're like, Robert, what do you think that I was
offered for that car?
Speaker 10 (22:20):
You know, I'm going to give an estimate of six thousand,
six hundred and forty.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Dollars six I see what he did with the radio station,
six six forty you bet, you bet. Hold on one second, Gabriel,
you're on KFI.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
How are you good?
Speaker 10 (22:35):
How are you too?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
All right? Gabe? What do you what do you got?
Speaker 10 (22:39):
If this was a prices rider?
Speaker 7 (22:40):
You go a dollar? Because I think everybody's nuts. I
think five thousand.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Wall you gotta say five thousand, yeah, okay, all right,
five thousand, all right? From Gabe in Chino. Felipe Fontana,
you're on KFI. How are you, Bob.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Up to? Hey?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Now?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
What do you think I was offered for my car?
Speaker 7 (23:01):
Did it have twenty inch spinner wheels?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
It does not.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
It's not it's not that, it's not that classy.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
All right. I'm gonna go sixty.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Sixty four ninety okay, all right, I get that.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
All right.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Let me put you on hold there, bub and go
with Brian in Redondo Beach.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Brian, you're on the air.
Speaker 7 (23:25):
These are sounding a bit high to me. I even
though this car has some sentimental value to.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
You, I don't think they factor that into the.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
To the offers.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
They don't.
Speaker 7 (23:34):
I'm gonna go three thousand, one hundred and thirty dollars.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Thirty one thirty, all right, thirty one thirty. Lewis and
San Diego. You're the last one up here, Bob.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
What do you think are these dealers. The offer you
is money.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
You know.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
One of them was a yeah, one of them was
a big company that buys used cars, and the other
one I found off of Kelly Blue Book.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Oh okay, so it's probably two thousand, five hundred and ninety.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Dollars twenty five ninety Okay, all right, I'm gonna put
you on hold. When we come back, I'm going to
tell you who won. Was it Jim, Robert, Dan, Dave,
Steve who got no guess, there's no way he's gonna win,
Carla Gabe, Felipe, Bryan or Lewis the I got two
estimates for that car, twenty two thousand and seven Lincolnavigator,
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one hundred and twenty five thousand miles on it, duct
tape on the back, air conditioning on the fritz.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
What did they offer me? We'll come back. I will
tell you.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
I was gonna say four grand. But I'm not going
to take a piece of crap.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Piece Okay, all right, Well you don't have to take
a piece I'll give you.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I'll give you a piece of my new car.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Pressure hey now, because the piece have already fought off.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Here's my fault, though, here's my fault. Oh good, I
knocked a piece off. All right, we're live on k IF.
I will come back.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
I'll tell you what they offered me for my beautiful
car that I raised my daughter in.
Speaker 8 (24:59):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
All right, I'm probably gonna get rid of my car
two thousand and seven Lincoln Navigator. I bought a new
car recently because I've had the other car for eighteen years.
It's falling apart, air conditioning doesn't really work more than
half the time, a lot of duct tape on the back.
Not a cool look, and has one hundred and twenty
five thousand miles on, which is pretty low for an eighteen.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Year old car. I guess that's what somebody text me.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
So we had Jim Guest eighty three hundred. I got
two estimates. I'm gonna give you the average. Roberts said
seventy nine to ninety five. His parents are in the
used car game. Dan seventy five hundred, Dave sixty seven hundred,
Steve gave no bid. Might actually be closer than anybody
sixty sixty four h six, sixty six forty sixty six
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forty was Carla Gabe five grand man that guy's great
five doesn't f round?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Is it hot? Hard? Nice?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Number five grand fleep sixty four nine to nine another
guy probably in the used car game. And then Brian
three thousand, one hundred and thirty, and then finally Lewis
at twenty five ninety. Okay, all right, so here it is.
I got two estimates for the car. One estimate was
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six hundred dollars. The other estimate was six hundred and
twenty dollars for an average of six hundred and ten dollars.
That is it, kids, So Lewis wins uh. They wanted
to give me six hundred and ten dollars for that car.
(26:50):
I put eight hundred dollars worth of tires on it
a year ago, and they they one was six for
six hundred and twenty. That was for six hundred. Now
here's the thing. Before I got those estimates, I went
to breakfast with my daughter last Saturday. I drove her
in that car. So I drove her to breakfast with
her dad in a six hundred dollars car.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
Jilloppie.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
My deductible on that car with my insurance company is
one thousand dollars. If that car was stolen, I would
have to pay my insurance company four hundred dollars. I
would owe them four hundred dollars if it was stolen.
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
I flipped that.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I couldn't believe I'm like jen, they offered us six
hundred and ten dollars for that car. You know, my
wife said, take it. Take it while it's still at
six ' ten.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Take it.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
It's only going down.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yeah, six hundred and ten dollars. I was with a
friend of mine, a racetrack friend of mine, about three
months ago, and we were driving. We're driving like two losers.
We're driving from Santa Anita to losal Right. We'd lost
at sant Anita. We're gonna drive to Los al Amidos
to lose even more money, or you know, try to
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get even. And I said, I'm selling this car. And
he said, he said, what do you want for it?
I said, what do you think they offered me? I
bought it for sixty five hundred and sixty five grand
eighteen years ago. What do you think they offered? And
he said, I don't know, fifty grand. I'm like, wow,
that's a guy. That doesn't know anything about cars. He
knows less about horses than he does about cars. Thought
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that that car is worth fifty thousand dollars. He goes Tim,
it's a really nice car.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Said, yeah, no, but it's worth six hundred and ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Six hundred and ten one dollar bills is what they're
going to give me. Six hundred and ten dollars for
that car. If I parted it out, I don't know.
I can probably get eight or nine thousand dollars for it.
Oh yeah, because you know, there's a lot of parts
in that car that are still great. The seats other
than you know, the driver's seat are all in great shape.
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The glove combarment's in great shape. It's clean inside. I
keep I keep the carpets really clean. I keep the
exterior very clean. The mirrors are all intact. There's no
chips on the windshield. There's one dent in the front,
but I would have to point it out to you now.
I will say there's spray paint on the front fender,
because I found a spray paint that's exactly the same
color and I painted it myself.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yeah, and you could sort of tell where I did that.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
But I guess that's why professionals paint cars and guys
who buy spray paint at the home depot don't, because
that's what I did. But I couldn't believe that man
six hundred and ten dollars for that car.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I was shocked.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
You had done that.
Speaker 9 (29:47):
You would already sort of looked at the blue book
value and all that stuff. I'm assuming before you got
those those estimates, right, not really, you know, sort of
half ass. What were you kind of expecting.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
I was expecting like thirty five hundred to four five,
And when they one came back at six hundred, I'm like, well,
this guy's high.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
And then there came back at six twenty. I'm like, oh,
maybe this guy's onto something.
Speaker 6 (30:09):
Maybe I'm hi.
Speaker 9 (30:10):
Yeah, when you went in for the estimate, did you
bring along the screwdriver that you used to start the car?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
By the way, thanks for listening carefully to the to
the show. It's a hammer, Oh hammer, Yeah. Occasionally. This
happened at at Krozer's party. Kroser had a party a
couple years ago. Sorry if you weren't invited. I was
ding dong but we were leaving the party and Bellio
had block parked a couple of blocks away because you
couldn't find parking because Krozer's popular. And I said, I'll
(30:40):
take you to your car, and she goes, oh, that's nice.
She was with her husband John, and I said, hey,
give me a favor. I said, I'm gonna go into
the car and tap the starter with this hammer. Will
you turn the key and I'm going to keep hitting it.
Keep turning the key and we'll get one of those
you know, those copper connectors will have aually kick in
(31:00):
and we could start this car up. And she said, Tim,
I think it's time for new car. And I said,
what do you mean. She said, well, it takes two
people to start yours for for beginners. She couldn't believe
I had a hammer in the car. She thought, us
for protection? Does you carry this prout for protection? I
said no, it's just start the car. Gotta you gotta
(31:21):
you gotta cling on this. You gotta hit that starter
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang by bang bang
bang and has one of twelve coils on it. Eventually
it'll it'll kick into one of the coils that is
still working. And it'll start that car right up. And
she goes, well, when you go with out with Jen,
like you go to a concert, you go to dinner, whatever,
who who hammers the starter and who turns the key? Like, okay,
(31:44):
that's a good question neither. I mean, uh, I go
and do both because you know I'm a I'm a
romantic guy. So I'll go in there and clang the
starter and then turn come out and turn the key.
Now it's not there, Bang bang bang hit the starter.
Now if it's not there, bang bang bang, hit the starter.
Oh there it is, that coil worked.
Speaker 9 (32:01):
Jens just sitting to the passager seat looking at her phone.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yeah, you stop making so much noise down there.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
It's the fourth one, always the fourth one. Six hundred
dollars under the car at Low Salamados after they close
at ten pm on a Saturday night, banging on that
car with my hammer to try to start it. And
Bellio said, Tim, you're doing afternoon drive on the most
popular talk station in America. It's time for a new car.
(32:30):
And you know what she She was right when she put
in those hurtin shoes, right. I bought a new car,
but I can't get rid of this thing, especially for
six hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I can't do that. I gotta keep it alright. We're live,
wa come back. I believe it's no. At six twenty,
we have a really cool deal for you. At six twenty,
we've got Dean Sharp coming in and he's going to
talk a little bit about earthquake and a little bit
about about fire, hardening your home, how to protect it
from fire, and the myth of sliding under a door
(33:02):
jam when there's a nearth quake.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Does that work? I don't know. We'll find out six twenty.
It's not my show. We're live on KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now you
can always hear us live on KFI AM six forty
four to seven pm Monday through Friday, and anytime on
demand on the iHeartRadio app.
It's camp.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am sixty and you're listening to the Conway Show
on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Oh no, here he.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Is strong enough to fend records with his bare hands,
able to tell tall tales in a single breath. It's
super dease. He is super dease. Strange visitor from another
neighborhood with powers and abilities far below those of mortal
(00:34):
male and female people, and who, disguised as Rick eased
mild mannered disc jockey, fights a never ending battle for truth,
justice and the pursuit of loose women.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Big news.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
All right, there, he is Ladies and Gentlemen's Conway Show.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Rick des as with us. Rick, how you Bob?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Oh wow, what a wonderful filling is.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
But I really appreciate you calling it. We wanted to
have you on on Monday. And then those fires took off,
and they took off.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I couldn't believe that. And it was an arsonist, Yes,
that's right, what a jerk. I mean, it's hard to
even pross us the human brain that would do that.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
You know, there's no way, there's no way in the
world you would have given an arsonist like Tony Roma
dinner for four.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Correct and by the way, I want to be the first,
the absolute first to wish you a happy birthday. You'll
be thirty nine on October thirteenth, it's right, and I
wanted to wish you a happy birthday, right, Rick.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You know, I know you've been very successful on the radio.
And I heard a story that when you started in
Los Angeles that I you know that, I think it
was Wally Clark, they wanted to charge double or triple
for the advertising, and all the advertisers quit, and then
three weeks later you're number one, and they were all
paying like fifteen hundred, two thousand dollars a minute, which
(02:01):
was ten times more than they were paying.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Is that Is that a true started out?
Speaker 5 (02:04):
It was so well said because Wally Clark, God rest
his soul, went out and said, look, KABC or whatever
it was or KFI, they're charging one thousand dollars. And
everybody said that's the limit, and Wally said, no, for
Rick D's there's going to be five thousand dollars. And
(02:26):
they said, you got to be kidding me. And so
then the ratings came out and for some reason, doing
candid phone and having Tim Conway Junior listening way down
there and San Diego. They went to number one, and
they all came back and said, there must be something special,
will be five thousand dollars if of that moent on.
Nobody in the radio station even bent down to pick
(02:48):
up one hundred dollars pill.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You know, I was.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I was in my junior year in high school and
then senior year in high school, and I used to
live and listen every single day. I'd wake up at
six o'clock to listen to that opening and listen to
you come on the air.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
And then I went to college.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I went to San Diego State where you know, back
then there was no apps. You couldn't get it streaming
or podcast or anything. So two days of the week,
on Tuesday and Thursday, my classes started late at ten
thirty eleven o'clock in the morning, so I'd get up
at five o'clock go get a coffee and a Winchle's donut.
I remember a Winchell's Long John chocolate Long John. And
(03:23):
I used to sit in Data Point on the on
the cliff there on the bluff and listen to you
because it could come into Data Point, and I'd sit
there for three or four hours listening to you in
the morning. I think I was the only kid in
college that drove for an hour and a half to
listen to you in the morning.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Oh that just feels so good. Good word, I was
just thinking. I started when I was seventeen years old,
and all I wanted to do was have that kid
in Dana Point listen. And you influenced me with comedy.
Ernie Anderson influenced me all the sitcoms, whether I Love
Lucy or whatever it was. And so to hear that
(04:05):
makes it all worth it. And speaking by the way,
speaking of apps, you'll be the first to know. I
hope that your audience will do this. You know, iHeart
has a wonderful app where you can stream, and we
just cut a deal. I have to sign it tonight.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
If I don't sign it, forget it. But I sign
it tonight. All of my shows, including the ones I
do now which if no one has had a chance
to listen to, the Daily D's and all that will
stream on the iHeart app. That's we're talking about something.
This is this is the Weekly Tom forty Countdown, the
Daily D's, Candid Phone, all the things that we do
(04:40):
that hopefully will make you feel. In fact, it's been
proven if you listen, it makes you feel thirty seven
point three percent better. Quick shout out if I don't
make you no mind, Robin Bertelucci.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Okay, alight, our boss here.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
She is a genius in programming. And I don't know
if you knew this or not. It wasn't until she
was fourteen years old that she knew how to spell
her own last names.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I know you're very successful. You have a huge place
in Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Is that correct?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
You know what? Years ago? I said, you know what,
I get up at three fifty five every morning to
entertain southern California. Would it be okay if I found
someplace that's the westernmost part of the Eastern time zone.
So I looked around. I found a farm in Kentucky,
and literally I was able to do the show at
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nine o'clock on the farm, which is six o'clock in
La live of course, with all the people, and it
turned into the best investment ever. We grow corn, wheat,
and soybeans, angus cattle, but the corn goes to make
a bourbon. In fact, I'm the number one supply for
a bourbon. It's called Pappy Van Winkle. Have you ever
(05:59):
heard of that?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I have not, but I'm gonna. I'm going to go today.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Look it up.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Anybody listening now, look up Pappy van winkled bourbon per
bottle of twenty three year old Pappy van Winkle.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
You don't have to believe this, Crowzy, you know it, Bunny?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Oh yeah, Pappy Van's good stuff.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Oh that's classes.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Are you ready? It's six thousand dollars a bottle.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Wow, no wonder crush, but I ever made.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
That's the high end stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Rick, I heard you have?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Can you believe it's six thousand the bottle under user
organically grown corn. And but but my first love, of
course is being an entergyinger.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Sure, I love.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I also heard on that on your farm in Kentucky.
You have you bought another piece? You have four and
a half acres.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Now we have almost five acres, almost five acres.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Wow, man, you're explaining, you're explaining.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
That's great.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
And then again, please tell everybody this this app. iHeart app.
You can stream read these for the first say, I
scratched and calwed my way to the middle by I you.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Know, I know the city council and the supervisors, you know,
want to pick your brain because you've been so successful.
And I heard that they want you to come down
to city Hall to address them on some issues.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Is that possible, Yes.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Yes, yes, In fact, this is interesting. I wanted to
If it's okay with you, could I just tell you
what they want sure to go to council paying me.
It's not a lot, but they're paying me to do
three things, so quickly I'll just run these down. They
want me to install automatic sprinklers in the underpasses, because
(07:40):
you know, we had a fire and an underpass sure
back several months ago. So and these automatic sprinklers with
ice cold water come on every two hours. So anybody
who's even thinking of camping under a freeway, of course,
the sprinklers come on every two hours. Now, this isn't
my idea. Okay, I'm not judging anybody, but that's number one.
(08:03):
Number two they want me. You know, you've seen in
all the pharmacies where you go in, everything is under
a plastic display and people are stealing a lot. So
they want me to go in and propose that when
you lift up that plastic display before the alarm goes off,
there's a little spray of red paint, which by the way,
(08:23):
comes off in three days. That sprays into your face.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
It's a red dye.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
It's not it doesn't kill you, but your face is
red for three days and number three. And this is
something that I again, I didn't come up with this.
They're just hiring me. They spokesperson, and Tim, I want
everyone listening now to KAF I don't know. It would
be HD high definition cameras embedded into every stall and
(08:51):
every urinal that lax so when you see that plastic eye,
this flushes for you automatically. It also there would be
a camera in the stalls. It shoots up and from
the ual it shoots down, and that would eliminate because
we're having some criminal activity in the bathrooms. It would
eliminate a lot of that.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Okay, you're the man, and I'm the spokesperson of these
There are many things that I've wanted to do, but
now I get a chance to talk to you and
do them right here on your show.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh that's great, buddy, I can't wait to listen to
it on iHeartRadio. I'm glad you finally put the deal
together where we can listen to all these shows.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
And by the way, real quickly somebody said this. This
is very important. You do not have to attend every
argument you're invited to. And also remember the wind may
blow in many directions, but only God can make a tree.
(09:54):
Thank Michae O'Brien and Angel for keeping me in the
traffic for another twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, you know it all right.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
I'm on the app and I used to used to
calling every day, but now it's just very, very seldom.
Rick D's, Sir, I really appreciate it, man, Okay, congratulations
for being number one.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Thank you, sir. I appreciate it all right. Rick D's everybody, man,
I love that guy.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I used to listen every single day as a kid
when he came to town. I I there are are
three people that made me want to get into radio.
One of them is Rick D's. The other one was
Bob Miller, and the other one was Vin Scully. Vin
Scully voice the Dodgers, Bob Miller the voice of the
La Kings, and Rick D's. Those are the three guys
(10:47):
I listened to growing up because quite often I was punished.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
As a child.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I hear that probably mostly for things I did, right,
I wasn't like falsely punished. And I used to listen
to those three guys, and man, they're the best. Rick
d Pez now available on the iHeart app.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
A M six forty.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
You know, I just heard a commercial for the One
Hit Wonders. I heard it yesterday too, and I went
home and listened to it on the iHeart app. That's great,
but I always wonder, you know, the one the one
Hit Wonders is Uh, there's some really really good songs.
But I wonder how hard it is to tell a
band that they're being added to the one Hit Wonders list.
(11:31):
That's got to be difficult to do, you know, where
you're like, hey, I got great news for you.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
You top the charts. Oh really, god, that's so great.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
What do we top the charts at U one Hit Wonders?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Why?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
But no, we're a great band, We're terrific, We're we're sensation,
we're selling out.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, you're a You're you're a one hit wonder.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Oh no, oh no, it's very difficult to tell a
band that.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I don't even think you do.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I think they just sort of pick it up after
they haven't been touring for a while and the record
labels labels aren't calling them, and then they figure out
they're a one hit wonder.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
But to listen to the music is great. I really
enjoyed it all.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Right at five point thirty, right before we get a
commercial break, I'm gonna give you the phone number. And
I had two appraisals on my car recently, and I'm
gonna tell you about the car, so you can you know,
you have a shot at this. And whoever gets closest,
and you know, we're not going to do the closest
without going over. I hate that crap. But whoever gets
(12:38):
closest is going to get a piece of my car.
I have about nine, ten or eleven pieces of my
car that have fallen off last ten years or so,
and I just keep them in back. There's a light,
there's a kick guard, a kick plate, there's a seat
belt cover. There's the mirror, you know, the mirror that
you look at you know you're at their makeup and
fix your hair.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
That's that's gone, that's fallen off.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
And so whoever gets closest to what I was offered
for my car, I'm going to send you a piece
of my car for free, but I'll tell you about
it so you can get a pretty good estimate. My
car is a two thousand and seven Lincoln Navigator. Paid
about sixty five thousand dollars for it eighteen years ago,
(13:21):
couldn't afford it, made payments on it for a long time,
and probably one of the dumbest things I purchased because
I didn't know that kind of money and I made
a lot of payments on it.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Cost me a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It's still but it's still my favorite car because I
we raised our daughter in that car, and every time
I look in the back seat, even today when I
was backing up, doesn't have a backup camera. You can
add that to your list. Every time I look and
I look at you over my shoulder when I'm backing up,
I see my two year old or one year old
daughter sitting in that car seat. The car seat's not
(13:55):
there anymore, she's not in it anymore, but.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I see it. I see it.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
But it's in pretty good shape. The air conditioning works
about half the time. That's a downer. At least last
week it gets about a full eight and a half
to nine miles a gallon. You'll enjoy that. Other than that,
there was a there was a radiator leak. I fixed
that by putting some glue in it. Oh, nice, seems
(14:21):
to have repaired that. There was an oil leak and
I put some oil leak be gone in that and
that seems to have gone away.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
But as one hundred and twenty five thousand miles on it,
a couple of scratches, nothing major. One dent that I
blame on my mother in law. But that's a long story.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
Story should come with the car.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, I have duct tape on the back to keep
the water out of it because if the water gets
in at the tail lights will short out.
Speaker 9 (14:49):
I'll cover up the drill hole that you put into
the driver's side door.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Now there's silding water.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
There's two last rainy season, I heard swirshing around. I
thought it was a gas gas tank and I'm like, God,
I've never heard the gas in the gas tank before.
And I discovered that the seal on the on the
rear window was broken. On the rear passenger door was broken,
and the entire door was filled with water. There's like
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sixteen gallons of water in the door. It was like
a chore. Yeah, And so I did drill two holes
in the bottom and drained it, and it drained for
like ten minutes. And I have video that of me
draining my car door.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
It's still like one of my favorite videos.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
And then my buddy of mine, my wife's cousin up
in Oregon, said, you know, there's a plug in case
that happens on the base of that door. You could
just pull the plug. So I didn't know that. I
was unaware of that. But anyway, so I got I
got two estimates, and I averaged out the estimates. And
so whoever it gets closest to how much I was
(15:52):
offered for my car two thousand and seven Lincoln Navigator,
one hundred and twenty five thousand miles on the car
in pretty good shape, air conditioning works half the time,
everything else is in pretty good shape.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
How much was I offered?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
And whoever gets closest, I'm going to send you a
piece of my car, a piece that has fallen off
in the last ten years.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Here's the phone number.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
One eight hundred five two oh one five three four
one eight hundred five two oh one five three four
will take ten callers, ten guesses, and whoever gets closest,
I will send you a piece of my car, and
you can have that forever. One eight hundred five to
two oh one five three four, and you will be
(16:32):
getting a free piece of my car. I'll autograph it,
you can frame it, you can throw it away, you
can put it on your desk. It's yours, it's yours, and.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Then we'll come back.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I will tell you what I was offered for that car,
two thousand and seven Lincoln Navigator, one hundred and twenty
five thousand miles on the car.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
We'll come back. I will tell you what I was offered.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I was a two offers, and I combine them both
to give you the average.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
If any updates come on those fires, we'll have those
for you immediately. But right now, I am probably gonna
sell the car that I've had for eighteen years. It's
gonna be very tough to do. Raise my daughter in
that car to two thousand and seven Lincoln Navigator. It's
been very good to me. Driven it back and forth
to Orgon many times. As one hundred and twenty five
(17:27):
thousand miles on it. It is falling apart, I'll tell
you that. And there's some wear and tear on it.
And the air conditioning works about fifty percent of the time,
which is not good in southern California. You want that
to be closer to one hundred and fifty percent of
the time, not fifty. So, Jim, Robert, Dan, Dave, Steve, Carla, Gabriel, Philippe,
(17:51):
Brian and Lewis, you have a shot of getting an
autographed piece of my car for free, absolutely free of charge.
We'll pay for postage, I'll pay for the you know,
usually charged thirty dollars to sign it. I'll write that
off and it'll all be yours. So what well I
was offered? I got two estimates to sell the car,
(18:14):
two offers, two appraisals, and I haven't taken either one
of them yet. How much did they offer me for
my car? I'll give you the average of the two
estimates I got, and they're pretty close to one another.
Let's talk to Jim in Lancaster. Jimmy there, Yes, sir, Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
How's it Lancaster? Cool down for you out there?
Speaker 7 (18:38):
You know, past couple of days a day.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
Finally, nice, nice?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
All right? What do you think they offered me before
my car?
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (18:45):
Man, with the mileage and all that, I'm gonna give
you about eighty three.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Eighty three hundred, All right, eighty three hundred, All right,
we'll put you on hold, Jim, eighty three hundred.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Robert and Riverside your guest, sir.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
I'll say seven.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Seventy nine ninety five. Now it sounds like you're in
the used car game.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
My parents, Oh they are.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Again.
Speaker 7 (19:14):
Yeah, they have been their whole life.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Seven and nine, nine and five. Everything is always nine
to ninety five in the used car game.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Is that right?
Speaker 7 (19:22):
It's to make it sound less expensive.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
What do they own? Where do they work?
Speaker 7 (19:28):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Is it a yard they've had for a while?
Speaker 7 (19:32):
Oh? No, Both of my parents have been in the
cards their whole life. My mom's a finance director in residence.
Oh my father, Yeah, my father's a sales manager. Is
your rooverside all the center?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
All right, so hold on with sec Robert. God, that
guy has a leg up on everybody. His mom and
dad had been in the used car game forever. So
you're fighting against Robert in Riverside. That's tough.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Dan and camera. You know you're on KFI. Hey, Bob, Hey,
are you okay?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
In good shape?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
It's worth between I would say about eight and ten.
All right, give me give me your guest. Yes, okay,
I'm thinking maybe about seventy five.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Seventy five hundred. All right, that's Dan in camera Rio.
Dave in Azusa, you're on the air. Hello, Hey, the loser.
You're not the loser in Azusa? Are you?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
That's not that's.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
Pretty rude, right, No, I'm not the loser.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
All right, all right, Dave, what do you guess my
two thousand and seven Lincoln Navigator's worth?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
I got two estimates. What do you think the average is?
Speaker 7 (20:43):
There's the duct tape still on it.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Yes, but it's but hey, wait a minute, right, wait a
minute before you ask all over my car. It's silver
duct tape and it almost matches the actual chrome on
the car.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I went top shelf tape.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
All right, I'm saying sixty seven.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
All right, sixty seven hundred. Let me put you on hold.
That's Dave, not the loser in Azusa. Steve and Marietta,
you're on KFI. You there, Steve O Steve going once,
Steve going twice. So all right, Carla in Santa Anna,
(21:24):
you're on CAFI.
Speaker 10 (21:24):
How are you, Hey, Timmy, I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Look at you.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
A woman finally called in the program.
Speaker 10 (21:32):
All right, yeah, man, I'm retired from Ford Motor Company.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Oh wow, what do you do for Ford?
Speaker 10 (21:40):
I worked in the credit department and also in the
marketing and sales.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Okay, well, we've met.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
If you're this almost seems unfair.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, if you're in the credit department, if you're if
you're in collections, we've met.
Speaker 10 (21:55):
No, I've been losing my vision for the last twenty
four years. I had to get rid of my Ford
Focus last year.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Kind of odd and ronic.
Speaker 10 (22:05):
I got my Ford Focus was a two thousand and
five and I got five thousand out of it.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Wow, okay, so you held a leg up on everybody.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
You're like, Robert, what do you think that I was
offered for that car?
Speaker 10 (22:20):
You know, I'm going to give an estimate of six thousand,
six hundred and forty.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Dollars six I see what he did with the radio station,
six six forty you bet, you bet. Hold on one second, Gabriel,
you're on KFI.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
How are you good?
Speaker 10 (22:35):
How are you too?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
All right? Gabe? What do you what do you got?
Speaker 10 (22:39):
If this was a prices rider?
Speaker 7 (22:40):
You go a dollar? Because I think everybody's nuts. I
think five thousand.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Wall you gotta say five thousand, yeah, okay, all right,
five thousand, all right? From Gabe in Chino. Felipe Fontana,
you're on KFI. How are you, Bob.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Up to? Hey?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Now?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
What do you think I was offered for my car?
Speaker 7 (23:01):
Did it have twenty inch spinner wheels?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
It does not.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
It's not it's not that, it's not that classy.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
All right. I'm gonna go sixty.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Sixty four ninety okay, all right, I get that.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
All right.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Let me put you on hold there, bub and go
with Brian in Redondo Beach.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Brian, you're on the air.
Speaker 7 (23:25):
These are sounding a bit high to me. I even
though this car has some sentimental value to.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
You, I don't think they factor that into the.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
To the offers.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
They don't.
Speaker 7 (23:34):
I'm gonna go three thousand, one hundred and thirty dollars.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Thirty one thirty, all right, thirty one thirty. Lewis and
San Diego. You're the last one up here, Bob.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
What do you think are these dealers. The offer you
is money.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
You know.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
One of them was a yeah, one of them was
a big company that buys used cars, and the other
one I found off of Kelly Blue Book.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Oh okay, so it's probably two thousand, five hundred and ninety.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Dollars twenty five ninety Okay, all right, I'm gonna put
you on hold. When we come back, I'm going to
tell you who won. Was it Jim, Robert, Dan, Dave,
Steve who got no guess, there's no way he's gonna win,
Carla Gabe, Felipe, Bryan or Lewis the I got two
estimates for that car, twenty two thousand and seven Lincolnavigator,
(24:26):
one hundred and twenty five thousand miles on it, duct
tape on the back, air conditioning on the fritz.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
What did they offer me? We'll come back. I will
tell you.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
I was gonna say four grand. But I'm not going
to take a piece of crap.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Piece Okay, all right, Well you don't have to take
a piece I'll give you.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I'll give you a piece of my new car.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Pressure hey now, because the piece have already fought off.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Here's my fault, though, here's my fault. Oh good, I
knocked a piece off. All right, we're live on k IF.
I will come back.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
I'll tell you what they offered me for my beautiful
car that I raised my daughter in.
Speaker 8 (24:59):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
All right, I'm probably gonna get rid of my car
two thousand and seven Lincoln Navigator. I bought a new
car recently because I've had the other car for eighteen years.
It's falling apart, air conditioning doesn't really work more than
half the time, a lot of duct tape on the back.
Not a cool look, and has one hundred and twenty
five thousand miles on, which is pretty low for an eighteen.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Year old car. I guess that's what somebody text me.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
So we had Jim Guest eighty three hundred. I got
two estimates. I'm gonna give you the average. Roberts said
seventy nine to ninety five. His parents are in the
used car game. Dan seventy five hundred, Dave sixty seven hundred,
Steve gave no bid. Might actually be closer than anybody
sixty sixty four h six, sixty six forty sixty six
(25:54):
forty was Carla Gabe five grand man that guy's great
five doesn't f round?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Is it hot? Hard? Nice?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Number five grand fleep sixty four nine to nine another
guy probably in the used car game. And then Brian
three thousand, one hundred and thirty, and then finally Lewis
at twenty five ninety. Okay, all right, so here it is.
I got two estimates for the car. One estimate was
(26:27):
six hundred dollars. The other estimate was six hundred and
twenty dollars for an average of six hundred and ten dollars.
That is it, kids, So Lewis wins uh. They wanted
to give me six hundred and ten dollars for that car.
(26:50):
I put eight hundred dollars worth of tires on it
a year ago, and they they one was six for
six hundred and twenty. That was for six hundred. Now
here's the thing. Before I got those estimates, I went
to breakfast with my daughter last Saturday. I drove her
in that car. So I drove her to breakfast with
her dad in a six hundred dollars car.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
Jilloppie.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
My deductible on that car with my insurance company is
one thousand dollars. If that car was stolen, I would
have to pay my insurance company four hundred dollars. I
would owe them four hundred dollars if it was stolen.
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
I flipped that.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I couldn't believe I'm like jen, they offered us six
hundred and ten dollars for that car. You know, my
wife said, take it. Take it while it's still at
six ' ten.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Take it.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
It's only going down.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yeah, six hundred and ten dollars. I was with a
friend of mine, a racetrack friend of mine, about three
months ago, and we were driving. We're driving like two losers.
We're driving from Santa Anita to losal Right. We'd lost
at sant Anita. We're gonna drive to Los al Amidos
to lose even more money, or you know, try to
(28:11):
get even. And I said, I'm selling this car. And
he said, he said, what do you want for it?
I said, what do you think they offered me? I
bought it for sixty five hundred and sixty five grand
eighteen years ago. What do you think they offered? And
he said, I don't know, fifty grand. I'm like, wow,
that's a guy. That doesn't know anything about cars. He
knows less about horses than he does about cars. Thought
(28:33):
that that car is worth fifty thousand dollars. He goes Tim,
it's a really nice car.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Said, yeah, no, but it's worth six hundred and ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Six hundred and ten one dollar bills is what they're
going to give me. Six hundred and ten dollars for
that car. If I parted it out, I don't know.
I can probably get eight or nine thousand dollars for it.
Oh yeah, because you know, there's a lot of parts
in that car that are still great. The seats other
than you know, the driver's seat are all in great shape.
(29:02):
The glove combarment's in great shape. It's clean inside. I
keep I keep the carpets really clean. I keep the
exterior very clean. The mirrors are all intact. There's no
chips on the windshield. There's one dent in the front,
but I would have to point it out to you now.
I will say there's spray paint on the front fender,
because I found a spray paint that's exactly the same
color and I painted it myself.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yeah, and you could sort of tell where I did that.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
But I guess that's why professionals paint cars and guys
who buy spray paint at the home depot don't, because
that's what I did. But I couldn't believe that man
six hundred and ten dollars for that car.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I was shocked.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
You had done that.
Speaker 9 (29:47):
You would already sort of looked at the blue book
value and all that stuff. I'm assuming before you got
those those estimates, right, not really, you know, sort of
half ass. What were you kind of expecting.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
I was expecting like thirty five hundred to four five,
And when they one came back at six hundred, I'm like, well,
this guy's high.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
And then there came back at six twenty. I'm like, oh,
maybe this guy's onto something.
Speaker 6 (30:09):
Maybe I'm hi.
Speaker 9 (30:10):
Yeah, when you went in for the estimate, did you
bring along the screwdriver that you used to start the car?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
By the way, thanks for listening carefully to the to
the show. It's a hammer, Oh hammer, Yeah. Occasionally. This
happened at at Krozer's party. Kroser had a party a
couple years ago. Sorry if you weren't invited. I was
ding dong but we were leaving the party and Bellio
had block parked a couple of blocks away because you
couldn't find parking because Krozer's popular. And I said, I'll
(30:40):
take you to your car, and she goes, oh, that's nice.
She was with her husband John, and I said, hey,
give me a favor. I said, I'm gonna go into
the car and tap the starter with this hammer. Will
you turn the key and I'm going to keep hitting it.
Keep turning the key and we'll get one of those
you know, those copper connectors will have aually kick in
(31:00):
and we could start this car up. And she said, Tim,
I think it's time for new car. And I said,
what do you mean. She said, well, it takes two
people to start yours for for beginners. She couldn't believe
I had a hammer in the car. She thought, us
for protection? Does you carry this prout for protection? I
said no, it's just start the car. Gotta you gotta
(31:21):
you gotta cling on this. You gotta hit that starter
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang by bang bang
bang and has one of twelve coils on it. Eventually
it'll it'll kick into one of the coils that is
still working. And it'll start that car right up. And
she goes, well, when you go with out with Jen,
like you go to a concert, you go to dinner, whatever,
who who hammers the starter and who turns the key? Like, okay,
(31:44):
that's a good question neither. I mean, uh, I go
and do both because you know I'm a I'm a
romantic guy. So I'll go in there and clang the
starter and then turn come out and turn the key.
Now it's not there, Bang bang bang hit the starter.
Now if it's not there, bang bang bang, hit the starter.
Oh there it is, that coil worked.
Speaker 9 (32:01):
Jens just sitting to the passager seat looking at her phone.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yeah, you stop making so much noise down there.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
It's the fourth one, always the fourth one. Six hundred
dollars under the car at Low Salamados after they close
at ten pm on a Saturday night, banging on that
car with my hammer to try to start it. And
Bellio said, Tim, you're doing afternoon drive on the most
popular talk station in America. It's time for a new car.
(32:30):
And you know what she She was right when she put
in those hurtin shoes, right. I bought a new car,
but I can't get rid of this thing, especially for
six hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I can't do that. I gotta keep it alright. We're live,
wa come back. I believe it's no. At six twenty,
we have a really cool deal for you. At six twenty,
we've got Dean Sharp coming in and he's going to
talk a little bit about earthquake and a little bit
about about fire, hardening your home, how to protect it
from fire, and the myth of sliding under a door
(33:02):
jam when there's a nearth quake.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Does that work? I don't know. We'll find out six twenty.
It's not my show. We're live on KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
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