August 23, 2024 • 32 mins
iHeart Festival Giveaway: Winner Mike from Laguna is a golf pro and loves the track. // GUEST – Doug O’Neill: Two-time Kentucky Derby winner and multiple graded stakes winner & 3 decades as an independent trainer. // Applebee’s customer arrested after trying to share ‘all you can eat’ order // Cross with Mo’Kelly
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KFI AM six forty and you're listening to the
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. They're not
showing the chase anymore Channel two, four, five, seven, nine eleven.
Everybody has bailed on it bailed, So it's time to
give away the big package for Las Vegas. It's the
(00:23):
iHeart Radio Festival, the Music Festival, September twentieth and twenty first.
Gwen Stefanio'll be there, Dojah, Cat, Keith Urban and more,
plus a two hundred dollars gas card to get you
there and back. I think it's you know, both nights
(00:44):
of tickets. I think it's a two nights day at
an MGM resort. I'm JIMM Resort. So it's gonna be huge.
September twentieth and twenty first. Gwen Stefani alone would be
great to go see, but it's not just Gwen Stefani,
(01:06):
don't you.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Cat Keith Urban.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It's gonna be a big, huge festival always sells out
as well, every single year they sell that thing out.
We're gonna take the tenth caller right now, so we'll
open the phones. Eight hundred and five to two oh one,
five three four one eight hundred five to two oh
one five three four. Caller number ten is going to
(01:32):
win this package. This is exciting, This is exciting. I
can't wait to talk to the winner. They're gonna be
through the roof and somebody dialing a phone right now
is going to win.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
That is cool, all.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Right, Well, as soon as we have the winner, we
will have that for you. But this is also Labor
Day coming up. Labor Day that's next Monday, not three
days now, but ten eleven days from now. A week
from next Monday. That's Labor Day. And the summer is
coming to an end. What is travel going to look
(02:12):
like on that weekend?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Heavy light? I don't know. Let's find out.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Getting ready to get away, Buckle up for bumper to
bumper traffic and packed planes as a record number of
travelers are expected to be on the go for summer's
last hurrah.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
More people we are projecting will be traveling over Labor
will be what? More people we are projecting will be
traveling over Labor Day this year?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
According to Triple A, domestic travel is expected to be
up nine percent compared to Labor Day weekend last year.
Are already getting an early start this weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
That's a lot. Nine percent is huge.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Taking advantage of lower gas prices down about fifty cents
per gallon on average compared to last year. The meantime,
airports bracing.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
For a record rise.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
The TSA is prepping the screen more than seventeen million
people during the seven days surrounding the holiday, anticipating the
busiest liberty travel period on record.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
A lot of people take off these last Do you
hear that?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
For all your travelers out there, people are going to
be buzzing around on Labor Day.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Listen to that again, busiest liberty travel period on record.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
The busiest on record. There's never been a busier one.
And you're gonna get involved in it. Okay, all right,
that's what you do. Guess is not going to be
involved in it. Me and Krozer and Bellio, I don't
know about Angel. We're working that day. We are working
on Monday. You work in Monday, Angel on Labor Day?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Absolutely, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
This show is on a full tank of gas. Stephas
you coming down Monday. Absolutely, So everyone's working Labor Day.
That's great. Me, Bellio, Krozer, Angel and Steph Fush all
five of us, the ogs, the fearsome, fivesome, all working
on Labor Day. So when you're travel back and you're
(04:00):
stuck in traffic and you're at the airport and you're
really really pissed, you're angry as hell, your blood's boiling.
Turn on KFI. We will be there, all right. Do
we have a winner of the contest. She's getting the okay,
getting the information.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Do we know anything about the winner? Is it a man?
Is it a woman? Is it's a man, It's a man? Okay?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Is this man young? Is this man single? Is this
man married, this man have kids? This man like music?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Is this man addicted to gambling and he's gonna get
wiped out?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It's possible.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
But his name is Mike. That's all I know. And
he's calling from the seven to one four area code.
All right, let's pop him up here, stephush online number ten. Mike,
you are the winner, buddy, You there, Jimmy, Mike, you're
a winner, dude. Yeah, oh, thank you, sir. I was
(05:01):
hoping for that to response. Tell us about yourself. It's like,
you know, the dating game, Michael, tell us about yourself.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
I'm a golf pro in Orange County. I'm a big
track guy. I was supposed to go to del Mar today,
but I think I'm going to go tomorrow. So I
can't wait to hear Doug O'Neal.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
It's like talking to me, all right, And where are
you at? You say your golf pro?
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
What's your handicap?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Zero?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
You're scratch? What's the best round you ever had?
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Sixty six?
Speaker 6 (05:38):
From the back to you, is that Shady Canyon Golf Club?
Speaker 8 (05:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
My god, that's a very difficult course.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
That's where I teach, That's where my job is.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh so you know that course like the back of
your hand, A little.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Bit like do you know a horse horse program? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Okay, all right? What is it? Shady? What Shady Canyon?
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Shady Canyon?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Okay? Is that a private club?
Speaker 6 (06:04):
I'm sure indeed?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And what is it? What does it run to be
a member there? Buck? Fifty?
Speaker 9 (06:13):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Yeah, you're pretty close.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
One hundred and fifty grands? Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
And so you deal with a lot of wealthy people,
a lot of celebrities. That's fair, okay, okay, But but
you're not wealthy yourself. A lot of time the golf pro,
you know, he's getting by h enjoying himself.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
But you know, not making eight hundred a year.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
That's fair, and.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
You're going to this concert for free.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
I want to take you.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Okay, we're going. All right, we're gonna go. Seriously, Do
you have anybody to go with yet?
Speaker 10 (06:52):
No?
Speaker 6 (06:52):
I just I just won, so I'll have to figure
it out. But I was I wanted to go to
Vegas to put.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
On my pre Oh that's great.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Perfect guys addicted to gambling. It's gonna get wiped out
in Vegas. This is great, all right, Mike, hold on
on second, we're gonna put you on hold and congratulations,
you're a big winner.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Bub wait real quick. J Paul Readham is a member
at the club and he always gives me horses to pick.
Always a show bet, show bet.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Well okay, I mean he he owned I'll have another
which won the Kentucky Derby and Q and Nike question.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, big uh, big race track guy.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
And he's a he's got a great relationship with Doug
O'Neill as well, by the way, one of the great
owners in horse racing.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Read them.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
All right.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Rusty Brown is a member, so I don't know who
that is.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
All right, buddy, you're the best. Thanks for calling, and
you are a winner. Mike there he goes, think with
that can like my I got a friend.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Like wait a cap off of the week.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Man, I got a friend like that? You know you
try to wrap him up on a phone call. All right, buddy,
I gotta get going. He goes, Hey, so how'd you
get into radio?
Speaker 11 (08:11):
Like?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
And like, oh buddy, all right, I gotta run here.
All right, so where'd you beat Jennifer? Like, oh, buddy,
that's a long story. And let me just I gotta run.
I got a roll here. Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
So where did your dad go to college?
Speaker 12 (08:29):
Was he in?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Did he go to Bowling Green? Yeah, he went to
Bowling Green.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, all right, I gotta run. My My daughter's waiting
in the car. We're going to get something neat. Okay,
how did your dad get into show business?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Buddy, I can't do this with you. I gotta run.
I gotta run, man, I gotta go.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
You're listening to Tim conwaytun You're on de Mayo from
KF I am six forty.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Applebee's is in the news.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I like Applebee's and Applebee's where my wife is from
that's the fanciest restaurant in the town where my wife
is from, Nice by a billion light years.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
So they don't have an olive garden, They've got nothing
but an Applebee's. They don't have an Rby's. They do
have an Arby's.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Then I will question your statements. Okay, all right, I
get that, I mean quality.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I'm with you on that with some RB Yeah, but
apple Bee's two for twenty remember that two for twenty. Wow,
you get two meals for twenty bucks. Yeah, how's it going? Okay,
it's okay, it's right.
Speaker 12 (09:35):
Goals, you will get arrested for sharing and all you
can eat meal with friends?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Wait, you're going to get arrested for sharing and all
you can eat meal at apple Bee's. Is there a
song about that?
Speaker 12 (09:46):
Goals, you will get arrested for sharing and all you
can eat meal with friend?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Oh my god, with.
Speaker 10 (09:52):
Friends if they don't pay for it as well.
Speaker 12 (09:53):
Okay, so one from Illinois has been arrested after she
shared it All you can eat meal with friends?
Speaker 10 (09:58):
No kidding.
Speaker 12 (09:59):
Now, if you don't already know, Applebee's has an all
you can eat special that allows customers to have unlimited
amounts of one of their eight meals, and that includes
boneless wings, shrimp, or riplets, and it comes with.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Froz a rib blitz about that or riplets rib blitz.
All right.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
The guy who is at Applebee is more than anybody
I know. Trainer from del Mar, Doug O'Neil, Doug you
Bob oh bless man.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Baby, Donnie dig doing with you?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Hey, I can't imagine a more beautiful day than what's
coming up tomorrow at Delmar. The weather's gonna be perfect.
There's a great card tomorrow. I look, I love sant Anita.
But to be so close to the ocean and also
at a racetrack, I don't think there's another track like
that in the world.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Yeah, you're right, Yeah, del Mar it's so hard to
beat it. Man, you get people from eighteen to eighty eight.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Everyone looks good.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
It makes you a little bit insecure, like why is
everyone looks so damn good down here? But it is
Austin down here. And yeah, a good day of racist
tomorrow for sure.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
And you can take the train. I don't know where
the where does the train stop is? It is fairly
close to Delmar, Ah, so on a beach.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
They got a little shuttle right from there. Yeah, so
it's really closed. You can have a couple of cocktails. Yes,
it is the best way to travel that darn train,
you know.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I was talking to Mark Thompson again. Doug O'Neal's with
US world Class, a trainer at Santa Nita Low Sal
and also at del Mar. You've won the Kentucky Derby
twice in your life. You probably as a kid when
your dad took you the track, could never even imagine
even being able to afford to go to the Kentucky Derby.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
I didn't, That's the truth.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
My biggest highlight in the sports so far, tim was
nineteen eighty six. I first started working on the track
here at Delmar. All my friends were going to San
Monkey Community College and I went to University of Delmar
here but in the shadrow in the barn area, working
for the great Juice held and who walks down the
shed row but M Conway Senior.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Wow, I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
That, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he had a couple of
horses with you. I remember one or same good news
doll and just seeing all the horses were celebrities to
me and then seeing an actual human celebrity along with
the decline celebrities, it was. It was crazy, but no,
it's a.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Great good time. Hey, I got a great story for you.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
You know Frank Marimani, he's the he calls the races
racetrack announcer for Santa Anita said. I said to him,
I said, hey, buddy, I don't know when you started
in the racing game, but I remember taking my mom
to Hollywood Park on Christmas Eve in I don't know,
it's like nineteen ninety two or something like that, and
(12:45):
that was she turned sixty years old in nineteen ninety two.
We took her on Christmas Eve to Hollywood Park and
she hadn't been there in a long time. She had
a great time. I said, when did you start at
Hollywood Park? And he wrote me back, he goes, buddy,
you got to be and kidding me. He started that
day at Hollywood Park. That was his very first race
that he called.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
What are the odds of me?
Speaker 7 (13:07):
Asking him that that's twilight of his own stuff. That
is crazy and now it's got the amazing The amount
of amazing people that walk through Hollywood Park is incredible,
and that really was, hey.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
What's the big race tomorrow any any is there a
big feature, a big million dollar race.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
Yeah, well that's a couple hundred thousand dollars race race
called the Paddle'brian named that great actor, and it's a
winning you're in so if you get lucky enough to
win that, they pay all your fees for the Breeders Cup,
which will be here this year at del Mar in November,
which is basically the super Bowl of racing, and it
changes venues every year, but it'll be at Delmar this year.
(13:48):
We got two, Yeah, we got two in the Paddle Brian,
So we're we're trying to get lucky and get one
of those winning you're in slip.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
When they do the Breeders Cup. Do they have a
meet there a couple weeks before, a couple weeks after.
Are they just opening up for a couple of days?
Speaker 7 (14:02):
They do, know they it's a month long meet and
it's right in the about three weeks into it is
when Oh no, actually I'm sorry, I think like the
first second week into it. But uh, it's a full
month meet down here, and it's as beautiful as the
summers down here. The fall isn't too shabby either, So
it's no one's been down here before. You got to
come down. Del Mar really is a beautiful place to
(14:25):
visit in Come watch the.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Races, buddy.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I love the racing. I'll see there tomorrow. I know
that you called me earlier and said your friend Jimmy
Dunn had written a book, and it's forty seven chapters
on on how to be happy in such a crazy world.
Give me your give me your favorite chapter. What's your
favorite chapter of that book?
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (14:46):
I love the chapter eleven because I can relate to
it because finances have been tough on me. It's a
really long time. But man, I look forward to seeing
you down here. Thanks for letting me.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I love the best.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
My brother.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Looks like he wanted.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
That's so clessic. He called me up earlier. He because
he can have a Jimmy Dunn. He's written a new book.
You have, mama, what's your favorite chapter? Have you read
the book? He's like, that's so great. What A racetrack
guy calls up and swears, Holly.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I A M six forty.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Let's get back to that Applebee's story because a lot
of people. We talked to a Doug O'Neill from del Mar,
but I didn't know this. You can be arrested arrested
at Applebee's if you share the all you can eat
that's crazy.
Speaker 12 (16:07):
So one one from Illinois has been arrested after she
shared it. All you can eat meal with friends, no kidding. Now,
if you don't already know, Applebee's has an all you
can eat special that allows customers to have unlimited amounts
of one of three meals, and that includes boneless.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Wings, boneless wings, shrimp, shrimp.
Speaker 12 (16:23):
Or riblets. And it comes ribletz the FROs all for fifteen.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Although I imagine that you probably decide that you've had enough.
You know, it's all you can eat, but maybe at
one point you go, he that's about all I can.
Speaker 10 (16:38):
Eat FROs all for fifteen nine on, But.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
You can't wait fifteen ninety nine for all you can
eat riblets sounds like a deal.
Speaker 12 (16:45):
FROs all for fifteen niney on, But you can't bind
all you can eat meal for one person but share
it with your friends.
Speaker 10 (16:51):
You just can't do that.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
You share, can you know? You just order one meal
and have six people.
Speaker 12 (16:56):
You know, I attack it that your old Shanisha Colls
is from Chicago, Illinois, and she is accused of attempting
to use the all you can eat restaurant system by
paying for two of the specials, but she shared with.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
More than two of her friends that were sitting at
the table with her.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Oh no, oh no, an Applebee's felony.
Speaker 10 (17:17):
I swear.
Speaker 12 (17:18):
That's like going to a buffet and paying for one meal,
but bringing plates to someone else and having them for
yourself too.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
So great analogy, super analogy. That's this is the type
of analogy she just used. You know, if you go
steal gas at a gas station, it's like going to
a gas station and pumping your car full of gas
and not paying for it. She used the exact same
analogy of what she was trying to explain to you.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
That's exactly what she did.
Speaker 12 (17:46):
That's like going to a buffet and paying for one meal,
but bringing plates to someone else.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Right, Yeah, that's exactly what that is and having.
Speaker 10 (17:53):
Them for yourself too.
Speaker 12 (17:54):
So a manager at the Applebee's and Portage, Indiana explain
that each person.
Speaker 10 (17:58):
At the table who ate that would have to pay
fifty teen ninety nine.
Speaker 12 (18:00):
However, Shaunie says group disagreed and they said they weren't
going to do that.
Speaker 10 (18:04):
This then led to a big argument over the bill.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Oh how big of an argument can you have an Applebee's?
I mean, how heated did it get set?
Speaker 12 (18:11):
Around eight thirty pm on Friday, August second, police were
seriously called to the Applebee's location.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Man, oh man, the cops.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
The cops are having to come in to straighten out
the Applebe's all you can eat rule.
Speaker 12 (18:24):
Dispatcher told officers who were headed to the scene that
they heard multiple women screaming and threatening people. The group
then tried to tell the authorities that it was not
clear that each person would have to pay individually.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Wait, that's not clear. You can't have all you can
eat and share it with nine people. That's not clear
to an adult.
Speaker 12 (18:41):
The group then tried to tell the authorities that it
was not clear that each person would have to pay individually.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
It's pretty clear when police.
Speaker 12 (18:48):
Looked at the menu, they were able to quickly find
where it said it and easily found it.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I don't think it even has to say it.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I think people are The golden rule is if you
have an all you can eat.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
It's all you can eat, not the table on the menu.
Speaker 10 (19:02):
It was even in bold friend.
Speaker 12 (19:04):
So Nissa soon became belligerent and disorderly, and she even
ignored officer's requests for herself to come down.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
You know, a guy takes his family out, a couple
of kids, applebee and all of a sudden, what the
hell the hell's going on over there?
Speaker 12 (19:18):
So as a result, she was arrested and taken to
the Porter Count Eat Jail, where she was charged with
this orderly conduct. Now, it was said that a friend
that was with her later came back to the restaurant
to pay the bill in full.
Speaker 10 (19:27):
So that's the right thing to do, and that's good.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Guys.
Speaker 12 (19:29):
Don't split buffets or all you can eat meals. You
just can't do that.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
She should. I think we all know that.
Speaker 12 (19:34):
Flit buffets or all you can eat meals, you just
can't do that.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
We're all in on that, okay, all right.
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Aspect of it.
Speaker 14 (22:30):
Mmmm.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
This is going to lead to some problems because when
Granny goes to bed, Grandpa is going to put on
some X rated crab and the daughter's going to be
at home in Saint Louis going, Dawn, what are you watching?
Speaker 5 (22:44):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
It just came on.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
What's going on here?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
You gotta talk to your mom. She'll be up tomorrow.
Speaker 13 (22:50):
Click changing the channel, turning on captions, raising the volume
and more.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
You know what? A big part of it's going to
be raising the volume.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Raising the volume. That's all seniors want, raising the volume.
Can you turn up, dad? It doesn't go up any
higher than this. It's on ninety eight. That's as high
as it goes, right, turn up a little more.
Speaker 9 (23:12):
It is really for family caregivers who are living remotely
from a scene with a senior who's trying to age
in their own home.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
That's what mom is seeing right now, instead of.
Speaker 13 (23:22):
Her trying to describe to you.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Hey, here's what's on my screen.
Speaker 13 (23:25):
You can just log in and.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
See it exactly.
Speaker 13 (23:27):
Jubilees backlit remote has big bold buttons.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
That's what they're also they're looking for seniors like big
bold buttons, big bowld give me the three bays buttons,
big bold buttons, big bold buttons.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Buttons, big bold buttons.
Speaker 13 (23:43):
The home screen is uncluttered and focuses on favorites. The
device also lets you make video calls, send photos, and
even have reminders pop.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Up on screen. Wow, never have to see mom and
dad again.
Speaker 13 (23:56):
It's a powerful solution that benefits techie caregivers and potentially
less techie loved ones. My mom is a futurist, so
she's she was ready for all of this.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Nothing fazes her.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Oh that's great man. Jubilee TV. Go check it out.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
If you've got a mom or dad or grandma and
grandpa who can't figure it out.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Cussing where do we rank in the world of swearing?
Speaker 5 (24:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Let's find out, all.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Right, So Americans are not afraid to let.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
It all out online.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
So someone analyzed millions of social media posts from around
the globe, so around the world. Apparently the United States
swears the most.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yes, finally, numero.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
F ing uno swears the most. Okay, but a badge
of honor at.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
The world's a nearly two million posts on.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
X Yeah, I think we we should be proud of that,
you know, I like that. I think that says something
about us.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
To a nearly two million posts on X to see
the percentage that contained for vanity.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
This is across several countries.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
On a state level, Maryland was the most pally mouthed,
actually sixty about sixty six out of one thousand posts
had a swear word. Louisiana and Georgia were close behind.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
You noticed that when you text somebody a swear word
that it doesn't spell correct it. It won't like if
you write, well, not explain it sh o t right,
that's what it'll correct it to. It'll correct it to shot.
It won't correct it won't correct it to the real
word or shut sh zt and ducking Yeah, it'll never
(25:36):
correct it to the big one. Never does it. It's
frustrating as hell. Has hg double hockey sticks Here.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
In California, forty four out of one thousand posts used
a curse word as for California, though specifically that title goes.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
To her group of valley, where the rate.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Was just under seventy eight, making it second in the
US only two Baltimore.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Wowrupa Valley out there using that F four.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
It's going on there, hoop of value? Okay. At the
other end of the spectrums, I.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Think that's healthy. I think Herba Valley is healthy. You know,
letting it flow, letting go going.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
On there, hoop of value. Okay. At the other end
of the spectrum.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Of South Dako about that judging it's going on.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
There, hoop of value okay.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Okay, Yeah, I need a little little book smarts in you.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
You ain't gonna use that F for it all the time?
What's going on Rupa Valley? I respect it, okay.
Speaker 11 (26:26):
At the other end of the spectrum of South Dakota
is the state that swears the least.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
That's followed by by North Dakota. In fact five.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
You know, you would think North and South Dakota it
would be the most. You know, when it's eighty four
below zero in September, you would think the guys would
just blast off.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Of the eighth least sweary states. We're in the Midwest.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
We just don't like to, you know, inconvenience anybody or
be offensive.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
As for cities that cuss the least.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
All right, the cities that cuss the least.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
San Francisco was aids nationally, followed by Irvine in ninth place.
It's interesting, very polite there in herne.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
That's the addition of Bellio down there, not swearing at all.
I never hear Bellio swear ever off the air on
the air.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Never ever do I hear her swear.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I think she used the B word once and may
have said as like referring to a donkey or something,
but I never ever hear her swear ever. It's it's wild,
so she fixed it fits in perfectly to that fing Irvine,
and they don't swear down there at all in Irvine.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
All right.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Adult kids are staying at home. They're I'm moving out,
They're staying under the same roof as mom and dad.
Speaker 11 (27:39):
Number of gen Z Americans are living at home even
after they graduate from college. According to a Business Insider report,
parents are financially supporting their adult children well into their twenties.
In this tough economy. Only sixteen percent of people between
the ages of eighteen to twenty four say that they
are completely financially independent.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
That's a low number.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Eighteen percent of kids between eighteen and twenty four are
self sufficient.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (28:05):
Many younger Americans are living at home as they grapple
with high housing costs, eversting debt, and inflation, but not
all of their parents are happy about it. Eve Upton
Clark wrote that piece. She joins me now. She's a
freelance features writer for Business Insider covering culture and society,
and Eve I think that this is such a chattable
topic because wait, it's a what a chattable topic?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
It's a chattable topic. What happened to this country?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
A chattable topic?
Speaker 11 (28:35):
Because your article mentions that some parents have reported spending
an average of fourteen hundred dollars a month helping out
their adult kids. I'm wondering how they're able to even
afford it.
Speaker 15 (28:48):
So most parents are happy to financially support that adult children,
whether that's with tuition costs or helping with those or rent.
But a great accent, then there is this element where
we see that parents having to dip into their retirement
savings in order to financially support the adult children, which
is where there is a problem. Obviously, parents have less
(29:08):
time to financially recover.
Speaker 11 (29:10):
Yeah, that seems like a major problem.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Although what are you gonna do, I mean, not help
your kids? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
You know you're dipping in the retirement savings. Yeah, but
that money eventually is probably going to go to them anyway.
Might as well help them out while you're still alive
so they can at least say thank you, thank you.
All right, mo, Kelly's going to take over here in
a minute, Ronner. Any movie reviewed tonight, buddy, We're.
Speaker 14 (29:33):
Going to talk about the brand new Crow movie tonight.
And I know you're a big fan. Yeah, I know
you've got a tattoo. Sure, hang out, have some clothes,
cigarettes with your friends, and put on your goth makeup.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Don't try to fool me. What time are we doing that?
I believe it's around age thirty.
Speaker 14 (29:48):
Eight thirty okay, eight thirty four if you want to
get eight rettentive about it.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Thirty four pm. I was talking to Deborah Mark today
from the John Colebelt. I've heard he's right, and I said, man,
that guy's the best movie reviewer in town on TV
or radio. So eight thirty fortnight, Thank you too, you
got a buddy, all right, Moe Kelly, nice to see you, Bob,
look at chill. Let's go to see you. Always nice
to see you. I know you're going on a cruise
(30:15):
next week with Tawala. Yep, his first, his first and
he's afraid of water and heights.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah, short answer, yes, in that order.
Speaker 9 (30:26):
No, I think it's I think it's water first, water
first at the top of the list.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Okay, And he's going to be on a cruise, yeah,
probably against his better judgment, right, but doing it for
his kids. Yeah, he does everything for his kids.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, greatest father in the world. Absolutely. What's on the
big show night bub it's movie night? Oh that's right, yeah,
nine o'clock, nine o'clock.
Speaker 9 (30:46):
Yeah, you know, of course, Mark Runner he's going to
have a special movie review at eight thirty.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
All right. He saw the new Crow movie. I think
that's the one he's going to do tonight.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
You know, I was asking Steph Uje what how you
get those clips?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Do you own all those movies? Did you get the
clips from?
Speaker 9 (31:01):
No, it's just I'm going off of memory and I
know basically what clip I'm looking for, but.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
You have to look through the movie to look for
the clip. Not necessarily.
Speaker 9 (31:10):
Now, most of them you can find on YouTube because
they have to have some cultural reference point. Someone has
posted all of those clips somewhere.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Oh I see, okay, all right, but it still is
a lot to you know, you have to edit out
the swearing. Yeah, it can be. It can be tedious times.
It's gotta be four hours of work for that one hour.
It can get down about two hours.
Speaker 9 (31:31):
It takes about two okay, yeah, yeah, because I'll think
during the week, it's like, okay, let me mentally write
that down, so at least have a list of ten
movies to that I don't have to start thinking about.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I just go get the clips. That's great, all right.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I'll be listening tonight nine o'clock Best Hour. Yeah, that
is a really great hour here on KFI. All right,
Tom Moe Kelly has All Grew Up? Next on KFI
A six forty Conway show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Now you can always hear us live on KFI six
forty four to seven pm Monday through Friday, and anytime
on demand on the iHeartRadio app,
It's KFI AM six forty and you're listening to the
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. They're not
showing the chase anymore Channel two, four, five, seven, nine eleven.
Everybody has bailed on it bailed, So it's time to
give away the big package for Las Vegas. It's the
(00:23):
iHeart Radio Festival, the Music Festival, September twentieth and twenty first.
Gwen Stefanio'll be there, Dojah, Cat, Keith Urban and more,
plus a two hundred dollars gas card to get you
there and back. I think it's you know, both nights
(00:44):
of tickets. I think it's a two nights day at
an MGM resort. I'm JIMM Resort. So it's gonna be huge.
September twentieth and twenty first. Gwen Stefani alone would be
great to go see, but it's not just Gwen Stefani,
(01:06):
don't you.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Cat Keith Urban.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It's gonna be a big, huge festival always sells out
as well, every single year they sell that thing out.
We're gonna take the tenth caller right now, so we'll
open the phones. Eight hundred and five to two oh one,
five three four one eight hundred five to two oh
one five three four. Caller number ten is going to
(01:32):
win this package. This is exciting, This is exciting. I
can't wait to talk to the winner. They're gonna be
through the roof and somebody dialing a phone right now
is going to win.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
That is cool, all.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Right, Well, as soon as we have the winner, we
will have that for you. But this is also Labor
Day coming up. Labor Day that's next Monday, not three
days now, but ten eleven days from now. A week
from next Monday. That's Labor Day. And the summer is
coming to an end. What is travel going to look
(02:12):
like on that weekend?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Heavy light? I don't know. Let's find out.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Getting ready to get away, Buckle up for bumper to
bumper traffic and packed planes as a record number of
travelers are expected to be on the go for summer's
last hurrah.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
More people we are projecting will be traveling over Labor
will be what? More people we are projecting will be
traveling over Labor Day this year?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
According to Triple A, domestic travel is expected to be
up nine percent compared to Labor Day weekend last year.
Are already getting an early start this weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
That's a lot. Nine percent is huge.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Taking advantage of lower gas prices down about fifty cents
per gallon on average compared to last year. The meantime,
airports bracing.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
For a record rise.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
The TSA is prepping the screen more than seventeen million
people during the seven days surrounding the holiday, anticipating the
busiest liberty travel period on record.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
A lot of people take off these last Do you
hear that?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
For all your travelers out there, people are going to
be buzzing around on Labor Day.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Listen to that again, busiest liberty travel period on record.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
The busiest on record. There's never been a busier one.
And you're gonna get involved in it. Okay, all right,
that's what you do. Guess is not going to be
involved in it. Me and Krozer and Bellio, I don't
know about Angel. We're working that day. We are working
on Monday. You work in Monday, Angel on Labor Day?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Absolutely, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
This show is on a full tank of gas. Stephas
you coming down Monday. Absolutely, So everyone's working Labor Day.
That's great. Me, Bellio, Krozer, Angel and Steph Fush all
five of us, the ogs, the fearsome, fivesome, all working
on Labor Day. So when you're travel back and you're
(04:00):
stuck in traffic and you're at the airport and you're
really really pissed, you're angry as hell, your blood's boiling.
Turn on KFI. We will be there, all right. Do
we have a winner of the contest. She's getting the okay,
getting the information.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Do we know anything about the winner? Is it a man?
Is it a woman? Is it's a man, It's a man? Okay?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Is this man young? Is this man single? Is this
man married, this man have kids? This man like music?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Is this man addicted to gambling and he's gonna get
wiped out?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It's possible.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
But his name is Mike. That's all I know. And
he's calling from the seven to one four area code.
All right, let's pop him up here, stephush online number ten. Mike,
you are the winner, buddy, You there, Jimmy, Mike, you're
a winner, dude. Yeah, oh, thank you, sir. I was
(05:01):
hoping for that to response. Tell us about yourself. It's like,
you know, the dating game, Michael, tell us about yourself.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
I'm a golf pro in Orange County. I'm a big
track guy. I was supposed to go to del Mar today,
but I think I'm going to go tomorrow. So I
can't wait to hear Doug O'Neal.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
It's like talking to me, all right, And where are
you at? You say your golf pro?
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
What's your handicap?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Zero?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
You're scratch? What's the best round you ever had?
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Sixty six?
Speaker 6 (05:38):
From the back to you, is that Shady Canyon Golf Club?
Speaker 8 (05:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
My god, that's a very difficult course.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
That's where I teach, That's where my job is.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh so you know that course like the back of
your hand, A little.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Bit like do you know a horse horse program? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Okay, all right? What is it? Shady? What Shady Canyon?
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Shady Canyon?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Okay? Is that a private club?
Speaker 6 (06:04):
I'm sure indeed?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And what is it? What does it run to be
a member there? Buck? Fifty?
Speaker 9 (06:13):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Yeah, you're pretty close.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
One hundred and fifty grands? Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
And so you deal with a lot of wealthy people,
a lot of celebrities. That's fair, okay, okay, But but
you're not wealthy yourself. A lot of time the golf pro,
you know, he's getting by h enjoying himself.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
But you know, not making eight hundred a year.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
That's fair, and.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
You're going to this concert for free.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
I want to take you.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Okay, we're going. All right, we're gonna go. Seriously, Do
you have anybody to go with yet?
Speaker 10 (06:52):
No?
Speaker 6 (06:52):
I just I just won, so I'll have to figure
it out. But I was I wanted to go to
Vegas to put.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
On my pre Oh that's great.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Perfect guys addicted to gambling. It's gonna get wiped out
in Vegas. This is great, all right, Mike, hold on
on second, we're gonna put you on hold and congratulations,
you're a big winner.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Bub wait real quick. J Paul Readham is a member
at the club and he always gives me horses to pick.
Always a show bet, show bet.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Well okay, I mean he he owned I'll have another
which won the Kentucky Derby and Q and Nike question.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, big uh, big race track guy.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
And he's a he's got a great relationship with Doug
O'Neill as well, by the way, one of the great
owners in horse racing.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Read them.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
All right.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Rusty Brown is a member, so I don't know who
that is.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
All right, buddy, you're the best. Thanks for calling, and
you are a winner. Mike there he goes, think with
that can like my I got a friend.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Like wait a cap off of the week.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Man, I got a friend like that? You know you
try to wrap him up on a phone call. All right, buddy,
I gotta get going. He goes, Hey, so how'd you
get into radio?
Speaker 11 (08:11):
Like?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
And like, oh buddy, all right, I gotta run here.
All right, so where'd you beat Jennifer? Like, oh, buddy,
that's a long story. And let me just I gotta run.
I got a roll here. Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
So where did your dad go to college?
Speaker 12 (08:29):
Was he in?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Did he go to Bowling Green? Yeah, he went to
Bowling Green.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, all right, I gotta run. My My daughter's waiting
in the car. We're going to get something neat. Okay,
how did your dad get into show business?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Buddy, I can't do this with you. I gotta run.
I gotta run, man, I gotta go.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
You're listening to Tim conwaytun You're on de Mayo from
KF I am six forty.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Applebee's is in the news.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I like Applebee's and Applebee's where my wife is from
that's the fanciest restaurant in the town where my wife
is from, Nice by a billion light years.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
So they don't have an olive garden, They've got nothing
but an Applebee's. They don't have an Rby's. They do
have an Arby's.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Then I will question your statements. Okay, all right, I
get that, I mean quality.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I'm with you on that with some RB Yeah, but
apple Bee's two for twenty remember that two for twenty. Wow,
you get two meals for twenty bucks. Yeah, how's it going? Okay,
it's okay, it's right.
Speaker 12 (09:35):
Goals, you will get arrested for sharing and all you
can eat meal with friends?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Wait, you're going to get arrested for sharing and all
you can eat meal at apple Bee's. Is there a
song about that?
Speaker 12 (09:46):
Goals, you will get arrested for sharing and all you
can eat meal with friend?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Oh my god, with.
Speaker 10 (09:52):
Friends if they don't pay for it as well.
Speaker 12 (09:53):
Okay, so one from Illinois has been arrested after she
shared it All you can eat meal with friends?
Speaker 10 (09:58):
No kidding.
Speaker 12 (09:59):
Now, if you don't already know, Applebee's has an all
you can eat special that allows customers to have unlimited
amounts of one of their eight meals, and that includes
boneless wings, shrimp, or riplets, and it comes with.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Froz a rib blitz about that or riplets rib blitz.
All right.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
The guy who is at Applebee is more than anybody
I know. Trainer from del Mar, Doug O'Neil, Doug you
Bob oh bless man.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Baby, Donnie dig doing with you?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Hey, I can't imagine a more beautiful day than what's
coming up tomorrow at Delmar. The weather's gonna be perfect.
There's a great card tomorrow. I look, I love sant Anita.
But to be so close to the ocean and also
at a racetrack, I don't think there's another track like
that in the world.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Yeah, you're right, Yeah, del Mar it's so hard to
beat it. Man, you get people from eighteen to eighty eight.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Everyone looks good.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
It makes you a little bit insecure, like why is
everyone looks so damn good down here? But it is
Austin down here. And yeah, a good day of racist
tomorrow for sure.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
And you can take the train. I don't know where
the where does the train stop is? It is fairly
close to Delmar, Ah, so on a beach.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
They got a little shuttle right from there. Yeah, so
it's really closed. You can have a couple of cocktails. Yes,
it is the best way to travel that darn train,
you know.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I was talking to Mark Thompson again. Doug O'Neal's with
US world Class, a trainer at Santa Nita Low Sal
and also at del Mar. You've won the Kentucky Derby
twice in your life. You probably as a kid when
your dad took you the track, could never even imagine
even being able to afford to go to the Kentucky Derby.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
I didn't, That's the truth.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
My biggest highlight in the sports so far, tim was
nineteen eighty six. I first started working on the track
here at Delmar. All my friends were going to San
Monkey Community College and I went to University of Delmar
here but in the shadrow in the barn area, working
for the great Juice held and who walks down the
shed row but M Conway Senior.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Wow, I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
That, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he had a couple of
horses with you. I remember one or same good news
doll and just seeing all the horses were celebrities to
me and then seeing an actual human celebrity along with
the decline celebrities, it was. It was crazy, but no,
it's a.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Great good time. Hey, I got a great story for you.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
You know Frank Marimani, he's the he calls the races
racetrack announcer for Santa Anita said. I said to him,
I said, hey, buddy, I don't know when you started
in the racing game, but I remember taking my mom
to Hollywood Park on Christmas Eve in I don't know,
it's like nineteen ninety two or something like that, and
(12:45):
that was she turned sixty years old in nineteen ninety two.
We took her on Christmas Eve to Hollywood Park and
she hadn't been there in a long time. She had
a great time. I said, when did you start at
Hollywood Park? And he wrote me back, he goes, buddy,
you got to be and kidding me. He started that
day at Hollywood Park. That was his very first race
that he called.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
What are the odds of me?
Speaker 7 (13:07):
Asking him that that's twilight of his own stuff. That
is crazy and now it's got the amazing The amount
of amazing people that walk through Hollywood Park is incredible,
and that really was, hey.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
What's the big race tomorrow any any is there a
big feature, a big million dollar race.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
Yeah, well that's a couple hundred thousand dollars race race
called the Paddle'brian named that great actor, and it's a
winning you're in so if you get lucky enough to
win that, they pay all your fees for the Breeders Cup,
which will be here this year at del Mar in November,
which is basically the super Bowl of racing, and it
changes venues every year, but it'll be at Delmar this year.
(13:48):
We got two, Yeah, we got two in the Paddle Brian,
So we're we're trying to get lucky and get one
of those winning you're in slip.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
When they do the Breeders Cup. Do they have a
meet there a couple weeks before, a couple weeks after.
Are they just opening up for a couple of days?
Speaker 7 (14:02):
They do, know they it's a month long meet and
it's right in the about three weeks into it is
when Oh no, actually I'm sorry, I think like the
first second week into it. But uh, it's a full
month meet down here, and it's as beautiful as the
summers down here. The fall isn't too shabby either, So
it's no one's been down here before. You got to
come down. Del Mar really is a beautiful place to
(14:25):
visit in Come watch the.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Races, buddy.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I love the racing. I'll see there tomorrow. I know
that you called me earlier and said your friend Jimmy
Dunn had written a book, and it's forty seven chapters
on on how to be happy in such a crazy world.
Give me your give me your favorite chapter. What's your
favorite chapter of that book?
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (14:46):
I love the chapter eleven because I can relate to
it because finances have been tough on me. It's a
really long time. But man, I look forward to seeing
you down here. Thanks for letting me.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I love the best.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
My brother.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Looks like he wanted.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
That's so clessic. He called me up earlier. He because
he can have a Jimmy Dunn. He's written a new book.
You have, mama, what's your favorite chapter? Have you read
the book? He's like, that's so great. What A racetrack
guy calls up and swears, Holly.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I A M six forty.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Let's get back to that Applebee's story because a lot
of people. We talked to a Doug O'Neill from del Mar,
but I didn't know this. You can be arrested arrested
at Applebee's if you share the all you can eat
that's crazy.
Speaker 12 (16:07):
So one one from Illinois has been arrested after she
shared it. All you can eat meal with friends, no kidding. Now,
if you don't already know, Applebee's has an all you
can eat special that allows customers to have unlimited amounts
of one of three meals, and that includes boneless.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Wings, boneless wings, shrimp, shrimp.
Speaker 12 (16:23):
Or riblets. And it comes ribletz the FROs all for fifteen.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Although I imagine that you probably decide that you've had enough.
You know, it's all you can eat, but maybe at
one point you go, he that's about all I can.
Speaker 10 (16:38):
Eat FROs all for fifteen nine on, But.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
You can't wait fifteen ninety nine for all you can
eat riblets sounds like a deal.
Speaker 12 (16:45):
FROs all for fifteen niney on, But you can't bind
all you can eat meal for one person but share
it with your friends.
Speaker 10 (16:51):
You just can't do that.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
You share, can you know? You just order one meal
and have six people.
Speaker 12 (16:56):
You know, I attack it that your old Shanisha Colls
is from Chicago, Illinois, and she is accused of attempting
to use the all you can eat restaurant system by
paying for two of the specials, but she shared with.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
More than two of her friends that were sitting at
the table with her.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Oh no, oh no, an Applebee's felony.
Speaker 10 (17:17):
I swear.
Speaker 12 (17:18):
That's like going to a buffet and paying for one meal,
but bringing plates to someone else and having them for
yourself too.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
So great analogy, super analogy. That's this is the type
of analogy she just used. You know, if you go
steal gas at a gas station, it's like going to
a gas station and pumping your car full of gas
and not paying for it. She used the exact same
analogy of what she was trying to explain to you.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
That's exactly what she did.
Speaker 12 (17:46):
That's like going to a buffet and paying for one meal,
but bringing plates to someone else.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Right, Yeah, that's exactly what that is and having.
Speaker 10 (17:53):
Them for yourself too.
Speaker 12 (17:54):
So a manager at the Applebee's and Portage, Indiana explain
that each person.
Speaker 10 (17:58):
At the table who ate that would have to pay
fifty teen ninety nine.
Speaker 12 (18:00):
However, Shaunie says group disagreed and they said they weren't
going to do that.
Speaker 10 (18:04):
This then led to a big argument over the bill.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Oh how big of an argument can you have an Applebee's?
I mean, how heated did it get set?
Speaker 12 (18:11):
Around eight thirty pm on Friday, August second, police were
seriously called to the Applebee's location.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Man, oh man, the cops.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
The cops are having to come in to straighten out
the Applebe's all you can eat rule.
Speaker 12 (18:24):
Dispatcher told officers who were headed to the scene that
they heard multiple women screaming and threatening people. The group
then tried to tell the authorities that it was not
clear that each person would have to pay individually.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Wait, that's not clear. You can't have all you can
eat and share it with nine people. That's not clear
to an adult.
Speaker 12 (18:41):
The group then tried to tell the authorities that it
was not clear that each person would have to pay individually.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
It's pretty clear when police.
Speaker 12 (18:48):
Looked at the menu, they were able to quickly find
where it said it and easily found it.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I don't think it even has to say it.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I think people are The golden rule is if you
have an all you can eat.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
It's all you can eat, not the table on the menu.
Speaker 10 (19:02):
It was even in bold friend.
Speaker 12 (19:04):
So Nissa soon became belligerent and disorderly, and she even
ignored officer's requests for herself to come down.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
You know, a guy takes his family out, a couple
of kids, applebee and all of a sudden, what the
hell the hell's going on over there?
Speaker 12 (19:18):
So as a result, she was arrested and taken to
the Porter Count Eat Jail, where she was charged with
this orderly conduct. Now, it was said that a friend
that was with her later came back to the restaurant
to pay the bill in full.
Speaker 10 (19:27):
So that's the right thing to do, and that's good.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Guys.
Speaker 12 (19:29):
Don't split buffets or all you can eat meals. You
just can't do that.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
She should. I think we all know that.
Speaker 12 (19:34):
Flit buffets or all you can eat meals, you just
can't do that.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
We're all in on that, okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Senior TV seniors have a problem with that remote sometimes
and finding channels, so they're coming out with a Senior
TV streaming box.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
I can turn on the subtitles for you, so I'll
do that.
Speaker 13 (19:56):
Eric Luke is helping his ninety six year old mom
stream a movie.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Actually going to show you a movie.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
It's called top Hat from nineteen thirty five.
Speaker 13 (20:05):
He's using a new device called Jubilee TV.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Jubilee TV, all right, tell me more?
Speaker 13 (20:11):
That lets him control her TV from his smartphone.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Oh that's kind of cool. You can help mom from
your smartphone. You have to go over and you know,
listen to her stories.
Speaker 13 (20:20):
The filmmaker likes the product so much he posted this
theatrical review video.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
It immediately changed the whole nature of our relationship. The
device combines character He hasn't seen her mom, his mom
in eight years since he had the Jubilee.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I never has the run indoor.
Speaker 13 (20:38):
The device combines characteristics of a sling box from back
in the day and a Harmony Universal remote.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
You have complete control over all aspects of their TV.
This is a great idea because if you know, if
you know anything about seniors, they are not technologically advanced.
And I had never heard my dad swear once in
his life, not once. He never ever used any foul
language until he got a computer and then he blasted off.
(21:10):
He would call me up and say, you got to
get the f over here and show me how to
hook this piece of s up before I throw it
out the efing window. I said, okay, Dad, calm down,
I'm on my way. He said, you better make it
quick because I'm going to burn this efing house down.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
I said, okay, give me ten minutes. I'll be there.
I'll be I'm out on my way.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
I'm my way, volume power and then any box that's
hooked into it.
Speaker 13 (21:35):
The top of this box is actually an IR blaster
as well.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
So okay.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
So it's called Jubilee TV. Nice modern name, and it
helps seniors. If you have a mom or dad that
lives in Cleveland, Chicago, Saint Louis, Florida, wherever, you can
help them with their TV without being there.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
What a great idea.
Speaker 13 (21:56):
All of those things that you're controlling the TV with
the signals are coming out of the top of this
box and controlling that scene.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
We are not a streaming device.
Speaker 9 (22:04):
We are a device that simplifies your streaming experience.
Speaker 13 (22:07):
Plug in, puts in like an antenna, DVR, and streaming stick,
and then use the Jubilee app to not only stick.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
How about talking your mom, your ninety six year old
mom through a streaming stick. How about that conversation streaming stick?
Hey Ma, you got the streaming stick and then use.
Speaker 13 (22:23):
The Jubilee app to not only see what's on their
TV screen in real time, but control any.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Aspect of it.
Speaker 14 (22:30):
Mmmm.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
This is going to lead to some problems because when
Granny goes to bed, Grandpa is going to put on
some X rated crab and the daughter's going to be
at home in Saint Louis going, Dawn, what are you watching?
Speaker 5 (22:44):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
It just came on.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
What's going on here?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
You gotta talk to your mom. She'll be up tomorrow.
Speaker 13 (22:50):
Click changing the channel, turning on captions, raising the volume
and more.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
You know what? A big part of it's going to
be raising the volume.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Raising the volume. That's all seniors want, raising the volume.
Can you turn up, dad? It doesn't go up any
higher than this. It's on ninety eight. That's as high
as it goes, right, turn up a little more.
Speaker 9 (23:12):
It is really for family caregivers who are living remotely
from a scene with a senior who's trying to age
in their own home.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
That's what mom is seeing right now, instead of.
Speaker 13 (23:22):
Her trying to describe to you.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Hey, here's what's on my screen.
Speaker 13 (23:25):
You can just log in and.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
See it exactly.
Speaker 13 (23:27):
Jubilees backlit remote has big bold buttons.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
That's what they're also they're looking for seniors like big
bold buttons, big bowld give me the three bays buttons,
big bold buttons, big bold buttons.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Buttons, big bold buttons.
Speaker 13 (23:43):
The home screen is uncluttered and focuses on favorites. The
device also lets you make video calls, send photos, and
even have reminders pop.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Up on screen. Wow, never have to see mom and
dad again.
Speaker 13 (23:56):
It's a powerful solution that benefits techie caregivers and potentially
less techie loved ones. My mom is a futurist, so
she's she was ready for all of this.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Nothing fazes her.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Oh that's great man. Jubilee TV. Go check it out.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
If you've got a mom or dad or grandma and
grandpa who can't figure it out.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Cussing where do we rank in the world of swearing?
Speaker 5 (24:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Let's find out, all.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Right, So Americans are not afraid to let.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
It all out online.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
So someone analyzed millions of social media posts from around
the globe, so around the world. Apparently the United States
swears the most.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yes, finally, numero.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
F ing uno swears the most. Okay, but a badge
of honor at.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
The world's a nearly two million posts on.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
X Yeah, I think we we should be proud of that,
you know, I like that. I think that says something
about us.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
To a nearly two million posts on X to see
the percentage that contained for vanity.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
This is across several countries.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
On a state level, Maryland was the most pally mouthed,
actually sixty about sixty six out of one thousand posts
had a swear word. Louisiana and Georgia were close behind.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
You noticed that when you text somebody a swear word
that it doesn't spell correct it. It won't like if
you write, well, not explain it sh o t right,
that's what it'll correct it to. It'll correct it to shot.
It won't correct it won't correct it to the real
word or shut sh zt and ducking Yeah, it'll never
(25:36):
correct it to the big one. Never does it. It's
frustrating as hell. Has hg double hockey sticks Here.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
In California, forty four out of one thousand posts used
a curse word as for California, though specifically that title goes.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
To her group of valley, where the rate.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Was just under seventy eight, making it second in the
US only two Baltimore.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Wowrupa Valley out there using that F four.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
It's going on there, hoop of value? Okay. At the
other end of the spectrums, I.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Think that's healthy. I think Herba Valley is healthy. You know,
letting it flow, letting go going.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
On there, hoop of value. Okay. At the other end
of the spectrum.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Of South Dako about that judging it's going on.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
There, hoop of value okay.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Okay, Yeah, I need a little little book smarts in you.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
You ain't gonna use that F for it all the time?
What's going on Rupa Valley? I respect it, okay.
Speaker 11 (26:26):
At the other end of the spectrum of South Dakota
is the state that swears the least.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
That's followed by by North Dakota. In fact five.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
You know, you would think North and South Dakota it
would be the most. You know, when it's eighty four
below zero in September, you would think the guys would
just blast off.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Of the eighth least sweary states. We're in the Midwest.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
We just don't like to, you know, inconvenience anybody or
be offensive.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
As for cities that cuss the least.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
All right, the cities that cuss the least.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
San Francisco was aids nationally, followed by Irvine in ninth place.
It's interesting, very polite there in herne.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
That's the addition of Bellio down there, not swearing at all.
I never hear Bellio swear ever off the air on
the air.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Never ever do I hear her swear.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I think she used the B word once and may
have said as like referring to a donkey or something,
but I never ever hear her swear ever. It's it's wild,
so she fixed it fits in perfectly to that fing Irvine,
and they don't swear down there at all in Irvine.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
All right.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Adult kids are staying at home. They're I'm moving out,
They're staying under the same roof as mom and dad.
Speaker 11 (27:39):
Number of gen Z Americans are living at home even
after they graduate from college. According to a Business Insider report,
parents are financially supporting their adult children well into their twenties.
In this tough economy. Only sixteen percent of people between
the ages of eighteen to twenty four say that they
are completely financially independent.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
That's a low number.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Eighteen percent of kids between eighteen and twenty four are
self sufficient.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (28:05):
Many younger Americans are living at home as they grapple
with high housing costs, eversting debt, and inflation, but not
all of their parents are happy about it. Eve Upton
Clark wrote that piece. She joins me now. She's a
freelance features writer for Business Insider covering culture and society,
and Eve I think that this is such a chattable
topic because wait, it's a what a chattable topic?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
It's a chattable topic. What happened to this country?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
A chattable topic?
Speaker 11 (28:35):
Because your article mentions that some parents have reported spending
an average of fourteen hundred dollars a month helping out
their adult kids. I'm wondering how they're able to even
afford it.
Speaker 15 (28:48):
So most parents are happy to financially support that adult children,
whether that's with tuition costs or helping with those or rent.
But a great accent, then there is this element where
we see that parents having to dip into their retirement
savings in order to financially support the adult children, which
is where there is a problem. Obviously, parents have less
(29:08):
time to financially recover.
Speaker 11 (29:10):
Yeah, that seems like a major problem.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Although what are you gonna do, I mean, not help
your kids? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
You know you're dipping in the retirement savings. Yeah, but
that money eventually is probably going to go to them anyway.
Might as well help them out while you're still alive
so they can at least say thank you, thank you.
All right, mo, Kelly's going to take over here in
a minute, Ronner. Any movie reviewed tonight, buddy, We're.
Speaker 14 (29:33):
Going to talk about the brand new Crow movie tonight.
And I know you're a big fan. Yeah, I know
you've got a tattoo. Sure, hang out, have some clothes,
cigarettes with your friends, and put on your goth makeup.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Don't try to fool me. What time are we doing that?
I believe it's around age thirty.
Speaker 14 (29:48):
Eight thirty okay, eight thirty four if you want to
get eight rettentive about it.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Thirty four pm. I was talking to Deborah Mark today
from the John Colebelt. I've heard he's right, and I said, man,
that guy's the best movie reviewer in town on TV
or radio. So eight thirty fortnight, Thank you too, you
got a buddy, all right, Moe Kelly, nice to see you, Bob,
look at chill. Let's go to see you. Always nice
to see you. I know you're going on a cruise
(30:15):
next week with Tawala. Yep, his first, his first and
he's afraid of water and heights.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah, short answer, yes, in that order.
Speaker 9 (30:26):
No, I think it's I think it's water first, water
first at the top of the list.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Okay, And he's going to be on a cruise, yeah,
probably against his better judgment, right, but doing it for
his kids. Yeah, he does everything for his kids.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, greatest father in the world. Absolutely. What's on the
big show night bub it's movie night? Oh that's right, yeah,
nine o'clock, nine o'clock.
Speaker 9 (30:46):
Yeah, you know, of course, Mark Runner he's going to
have a special movie review at eight thirty.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
All right. He saw the new Crow movie. I think
that's the one he's going to do tonight.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
You know, I was asking Steph Uje what how you
get those clips?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Do you own all those movies? Did you get the
clips from?
Speaker 9 (31:01):
No, it's just I'm going off of memory and I
know basically what clip I'm looking for, but.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
You have to look through the movie to look for
the clip. Not necessarily.
Speaker 9 (31:10):
Now, most of them you can find on YouTube because
they have to have some cultural reference point. Someone has
posted all of those clips somewhere.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Oh I see, okay, all right, but it still is
a lot to you know, you have to edit out
the swearing. Yeah, it can be. It can be tedious times.
It's gotta be four hours of work for that one hour.
It can get down about two hours.
Speaker 9 (31:31):
It takes about two okay, yeah, yeah, because I'll think
during the week, it's like, okay, let me mentally write
that down, so at least have a list of ten
movies to that I don't have to start thinking about.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I just go get the clips. That's great, all right.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I'll be listening tonight nine o'clock Best Hour. Yeah, that
is a really great hour here on KFI. All right,
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