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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KFI AM six forty and you're listening to the
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app Conway Show.
And it's the end of the year. We have Tomorrow
is New Year's Eve. Day after that is New Year's Day,
and then we're back. We're into two thousand and twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Do you believe them?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Remember when we just flipped over from nineteen ninety nine
to the year two thousand, we thought the whole world
was gonna implode, And now it's twenty five years later,
and it happened pretty quickly. Twenty five years all right.
Speaking of January first, Public Domain Day, that's when a
lot of copyrights expire. Let's find out what's expiring and
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what we can take advantage of things that you can
use and play on I don't know, on YouTube or
I don't know, charge money to get into a theater
to see a movie that's on it's in public domain,
maybe making a couple of bucks, who knows. Let's find
out what's going into public domain domain stuff that we
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now own as the public.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
January first, not only the first day of the year,
but also Public Domain Day.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Thousands of captivating songs and creations will become free for
everyone to hang, including the original recording of the classic
Rhapsody in Blue Great The sheet music by George Gershwin
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has been in the public domain for five years. The
original recording, played by Gershwin himself, is now part of
public domain. Popeye the Sailorman will also enter the public domain,
along with other lovable characters. Works enter the public domain
when their copyrights expire, typically ninety five years.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Ninety five years. That's how strong the music racket is.
You know the unions and was it? What are the
two big BMI is one of them? I believe as
CAP and BMI. Man, are they powerful? They can hold
on to it a copyright for ninety one years. That's
(02:15):
a long time, man, that's a long time. Well, good
for them, Good for the writers the song you know,
the singers, the writers, the composers.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Ninety one years.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
All right, California is going to become the first state
to implement a new rule. It's going to force everybody
to recycle clothing.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
All looks good At Project Rewear in Thousand Oaks, California,
Linda Young and Kimberly Lao have made it their mission
to reduce textile waste by giving pre use kids clothes
a second chance.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
It's just about having kids and always worrying about their
future and other kids and future generations.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
No, that's good idea, right, I've never heard that term though,
pre used. I'm sure what that means.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Pre used.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
It's just about having kids and always worrying about their
future and other kids and future generation.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I got it. I got it.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Young and Kimberly Lao have made it their mission to
reduce textile waste by giving pre used kids clothes a
second chance.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I don't know what pre used is. Never heard that
before preuse kit pre used is just used? Pre used?
Would be new, wouldn't then? I think you if you
had a piece of clothe that was pre used, be
brand new, that suckers brand new looks, cry it on you.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Fantastic their future and other kids and future generations. And honestly,
if we don't think about it today, tomorrow is going
to be a problem.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
A problem in California is trying to do without. Textiles
are currently the fastest growing component of California's waste stream.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
The amount of pollution that we could reduce by just
wearing a garment even a month longer, right or swapping it?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, Bellio, you're really reducing your carbon.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Footprint because I wear the same thing all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
You said that. I don't think I said that. I
think you nailed that. Most.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
I have to tell you this video from this story.
Speaker 8 (04:10):
This is a true story, and I decided not to
take a screenshot of it. They were showing the clothes
being dumped into a big whatever you call it, and
I saw it.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
No, it wasn't a trash can.
Speaker 8 (04:24):
It was like a car and been and uh, one
of your shirts that you wear no way currently in.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
The video I swear is that right? Which one?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
I got some beauty, the ones with the sailboats.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
That's a hot shirt. You know what. I haven't seen
that shirt in a while.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
Well, guess what, somebody took it.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Somebody has it no stores. My sister got me that shirt.
That's a hot shirt.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
I had it goes by really quick, but how to
replay it over and over and I'm like, oh my gosh,
she has shirt.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And where are you, Bellio? Where you know my shirts
are going on?
Speaker 7 (05:04):
One's all the tops?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
What's going on with today?
Speaker 9 (05:07):
You are wearing a news Yeah? I got this for Christmas,
very nice.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Sat.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Most of the labor and cost of managing textile waste
falls on thrift stores, charities, and local governments.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, thrift stores, they all, they all show up Moody
the thrift store. When you go to donate stuff to them,
they like pick through it, like nah, no, no, we
don't take this, we don't take that.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
It's free, it's free.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Just take it all people do. Try getting rid of
their trash too.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah, but I get that, but I don't know.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
I mean now they're just dumping them on the side
of the freeway.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
So yeah, but people should be well, I probably abuse
those clothes reciprocal. You know those things where they're at
a gas station. It's like use clothes and you pull
that big handle down. Yeah, it takes like five people
to pull it down, and you shove it back in there,
and all the trash is in there. You know, they
don't accept half of what you threw in there, and
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you'll like screw it.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, yeah, familiar, nice way to get rid of all.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
See, and then you wonder why they're so picky.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
They're tired of all right.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
California is now making sure textile and clothing producers are
doing their.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Part, you know, once in a while, usually a lady.
Guys don't really do this. I think this is a
gender specific. It usually happens in the summer where the
fire department has to be called because the lady is
in one of those bins. You know, she went to
rob it and she got caught in there, and now
it's one hundred and eight degrees out and she's in
one of those clothing.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Clothing bininess happens.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, it happens like two three times a year, where
you know, she goes in there for a couple of
shoes and then the fire departments using a welder to
try to get her out of there. Interesting day for her.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
It's the first state in the nation to enact a
new law requiring apparel and textile makers fund a reuse,
repair and recycling program.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
They you go, make it a little more difficult to
do business here.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
As a retailer, it means.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
A fundamental shift in the way that they do business.
They have never in the United States been required to
take a responsibility for the end of life of their products.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Rachel Kibby is the CEO of American Circular text God.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
They use that term when a shirt no longer fits
or as hooles. It's end of life for the end
of life of their products.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
End of life.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I thought that was reserved for like hospice, but now
they're talking about it. You know shirt Taco Bell shirt
or Del Taco shirt. It's end of life for the
end of life of their products. End of life and
their productn't.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Rachel Kibby is the CEO of American Circular Tex Styles.
Her organization helped advocate for the policy. Clothing and textile
companies could be required to provide drop off or collection
systems for used garments.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
What I would like.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
To see out of bills like this is a huge
network of resale and thrifting.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, but I think we already have that. It's called
a goodwill. People do it already. What I would like
to see out right now we got to see a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Of bills like this is a huge network of resale
and thrifting and repair pop up. It should be the
norm that you walk into any store and a lot
of the clothing could be result.
Speaker 10 (08:15):
We're always trying to find ways to reduce everything.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Kimberly and lind To see the law as in line
with their work to decrease the amount of clothes.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Busy bodies, These two ladies, busy bodies always tell.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Everybody what to do.
Speaker 10 (08:28):
We're always trying to find ways to reduce everything. We're
always trying to find.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Ways to annoy people.
Speaker 10 (08:34):
We're always trying to find ways.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
To complicate people's lives.
Speaker 10 (08:37):
We're always trying to find ways to tell people what
to do. We're always trying to find ways.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
To Kimberly and lind to see the law as in
line with their work to decrease the amount of clothes
going to landfills.
Speaker 10 (08:48):
It means that this responsibility from the start of when
something's produced, all the way to the.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
End, accountability they believe will make a difference.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
All right, all right, new law.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Everybody's got to do everything to say the world, save
the planet. Bellio is the only one that's really into that.
She's into that. Save the whales and snails. She saves everybody.
Speaker 11 (09:07):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Forty Tomorrow's New Year's Eve will be here again, and
we'll be here on New Year's Day.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Screw it, We're just gonna be here. We're gonna be
here a.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Lot too much. You're gonna complain to management.
Speaker 11 (09:26):
All right.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Close call at LAX Los Angeles International Airport. I saw this.
It made me a little nervous. Two planes nearly collided.
As George Carlin correctly said, it's not a near miss,
it's a near hit. Nearly missing is hitting? Oh, they
nearly missed. They crashed into each other. Almost two planes
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at LAX ran into each other. Anytime you hear at
air traffic control or ground control yelled three times stop, stop, stop,
it's an emergency.
Speaker 12 (10:06):
A near miss at LAX caught on live broadcast and then.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
Posted to X.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Actually a near hit. I think it is the proper term.
Speaker 12 (10:12):
Miss at LAX caught on live broadcast and then posted
to X by airline videos. This happened around four thirty
Friday afternoon. You hear air traffic controllers directing a key
Lime airflight to stop just before crossing a runway as
a Delta plane is taking off from that runway. The FAA,
confirming what you see on the video, they say the
key Lime airflight never crossed the runway edge line. This
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incident is now under investigation.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh man, hey, Keanu Reeves, one of my favorite actors.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Now, I used to play street hockey with them. Do
you know that anybody knows that anybody's played street hockey?
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Wait? You played street hockey with Keanu Reeves.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
That's exactly right, Where and when and how?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
And in Encino on Amastoid near Magnolia at a buddy's house,
guy named Steve Myers.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
Was he younger or old enough?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Details enough?
Speaker 7 (11:01):
No, I'm interested.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
He remember playing with you?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
He'll be remember he remember playing at that house. I
don't if you remember playing with me, although he probably
would because I scored a lot back then, did you yeah?
Speaker 13 (11:12):
Did you you mean like score, like playing the hockey?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Oh yeah, yeah, mostly dudes there, but uh yeah, I
was one of the better players on that tennis court.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Did you check him? No? I don't think. It wasn't
a contact thing.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
And if somebody did a lot of contacting, they were
not contacted any longer.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
Could you tell he was going to be a star?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I think he already was.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I think he had done he was it Cruise or
what was.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
The movie where speed? Speed? Yeah? I think he'd already
done Speed.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
You were kids?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
No, I don't know making this up? No, I'm not
making up, but we didn't play hockey just as kids.
I mean we were in our you know, late twenties.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Early thirties.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Oh oh okay.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Those real those go get her really him drunks on
the tennis court.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
That was us?
Speaker 7 (12:09):
Yeah, I was. I met Reeves once?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Is that right?
Speaker 11 (12:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (12:12):
We're in a basketball game yep, yep, yep at the Lakers.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Wow. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (12:16):
I went up to him and asked to get get
him on our broadcast for an interview.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
How was that? How'd that go?
Speaker 7 (12:22):
He said, I'm good? Thanks man.
Speaker 13 (12:27):
He's always so accommodating on all the social media videos
you see with him.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, he's a great guy. He gave a lot of
money to charity.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Very charitable, very charitable guy.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
And they offered him a lot of money to do
Speed Too, and he turned it all down. I think
it was like twenty million.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
Didn't he give a lot to a lot of the
money that he could have made to the rest of
the crew.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yes, yeah, exactly right. By the way, here's a trivia
question for you. Who would they replaced in Speed Too?
Who replaced Keanu Reeves in Speed Too? Who is the actor?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
You all know it?
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Let me look it up.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I'll tell you. You don't have to look it up. Okay,
Tim Conway, huhm, Speed Too. They replaced Kanna Reeves with
Tim Conway.
Speaker 9 (13:14):
He wasn't in Speed Too. Maybe lied to me, Jack
Jason Patrick. Wait, Tim Conway was not in Speed Too.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Let me look in the Is he in any of
the credits? Did he tell you that he replaced Keanu Reeves?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Well, I didn't tell me replaced conn of Reeves. But
he was in it. Here's the beginning in the end
of that movie. Huh William Dafoe is in it too.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
But is Tim Conway in it?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
He is not? He is. Look it up.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
It was about the cruise ship that went crazy, right, yeah,
big dog Ken, that's right, that's right. He replaced Keanu
Reeves sort of, sort of there's a.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Little bit of a leap. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. I
don't know. We don't you know, we don't count pages.
You know that things differ.
Speaker 13 (14:16):
Between passenger number one and passenger number two on the
list here.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I think people who are not in the business count pages.
I don't think real.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Actors do that. Is that right to insult each other?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
By Keanu Reeves, who I have a lot of connection to,
He had his role ex stolen.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
How about this.
Speaker 15 (14:35):
We've heard a lot over the last year about a
trend of criminals with passports coming here to commit crimes,
and it appears they might have targeted the actor Keanu Reeves.
CNN is reporting police in Chile have found some of
his stolen property taken from La last year.
Speaker 16 (14:52):
I do expect Keanu Reeves to get his watches back.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Finally, CNN says.
Speaker 15 (14:56):
During a raid of four houses, police in Chile work
with US officials, reportedly recovered three watches stolen from actor
Keanu reeves La home last December.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
How about that they found him in Chile.
Speaker 15 (15:10):
Including a nine thousand dollars rolex engraved with his name.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Wow, only nine grand for rolex and great with the
Keanu Reeves name on it.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Nah, but it's worth more than.
Speaker 15 (15:21):
That, including a nine thousand dollars rolex engraved with his name.
It's the latest development in a continuing crackdown on alleged
crime tourism rings targeting southern California.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah, these people come to this country and Rob I
don't like that. Don't know if you guys liked that
or no. I'm not into them.
Speaker 15 (15:37):
In August, person LA announced the arrest of six locals
running a Van Nuys rental car company and allegedly bringing
in foreign nationals from South America to commit crimes here.
Investigators said from twenty eighteen to twenty twenty four, the
group organized about one hundred and twenty burglaries in eighty
cities across the country, with losses to individuals and business
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is totally more than thirty five million dollars. Nima Rimani
is a former federal prosecutor.
Speaker 16 (16:06):
Crime tourism certainly isn't new, but we're seeing a lot
more of it, and some of that has to do.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
With good thing.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
This guy's on the case right Okay, has never had
a cup of coffee in his life, and he's going
to track these guys down in Chili.
Speaker 16 (16:19):
Well. Crime tourism certainly isn't new.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
But m but you know, eventually we'll get them. What
the hell saying a lot more of it, and some
of that.
Speaker 16 (16:28):
Has to do with with people with money, the nature
of individuals who are targeted, rich and famous people.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Rich and famous people, but a lot of it us do.
So it doesn't sound like he's on top of it.
Speaker 16 (16:42):
But a lot of it has to do with social
media as well. People are posting when they're on vacation, well,
that makes their home a target. People are posting their
bags and their jewelry.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Prosecutors say, what, belly, Oh, you've learned your last You
don't post jewelry anymore.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Duane, you don't do that about hey, No.
Speaker 7 (17:01):
Not anymore.
Speaker 15 (17:03):
Prosecutors say, what these crime rings have been doing recently
is flying people in, especially from Chile, the only Latin
American country that allows travelers to get automatic tourist visas
without the usual vetting.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Now, let's shut that down.
Speaker 15 (17:17):
Shut it down, and having them break into the homes
of pro athletes and celebrities. Both the NBA and the
NFL reportedly issued warnings this year to players about the threat.
Ramani says he is struck by the level of cooperation for.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
What's going on with these guys coming in robbing us.
I do think that this guy's back, the caffeine cowboys back.
Speaker 16 (17:41):
I do think that the public city that these Chilean
gangs have received.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
This guy is like our's role Rule and Model insurance company, and.
Speaker 16 (17:50):
The media coverage here in southern California has certainly helped
the United States, but pressure that's.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
One of those guys that does those insurance you know,
OL's real rule and model insurance pressure.
Speaker 16 (18:01):
On their counterparts in Chile to help stop this wave
of theft that has affected all of southern California. So
that's certainly a black guy for the government of Chile
to have this reputation.
Speaker 15 (18:13):
Even with the cooperation. Ramani says, international prosecutions are challenging
to police reportedly arrested a twenty one year old man
after the raids in Studio City. I'm Lori Peis key
CAW News back.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
To you there you go, Lori Peas over there with
k COW nine news. I have poor Keanu Reeves, Mary
Chertleblam and that got robbed all right. Every Monday and
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Speaker 11 (18:51):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demyl from KFI
AM six.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Forty every three months for about the already four dollars
sometimes forty bucks because they used that SoundBite in that
song and that justin Timberlates song. They originally contact me
and say, hey, can you just give us one of
the Yeah? Yeah, and I did like ten and they're like, oh,
those are all horrible. Can we just use one from
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the show? And they made a deal with kfive and
they or I hurt media and they used that SoundBite
you know that?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (19:25):
May I may I say something?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Sure, Belly, I'm sure it'd be complimentary and add to
the show and not detract from my my personal wealth.
Speaker 7 (19:36):
What was the big deal with your Yeah? Why not
get anybody what was because.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
They they heard it on the air and they're like, oh,
like that's a good yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:45):
Oh yeah, but like I could have done that.
Speaker 8 (19:48):
Yeah, that's just as good as your Yeah.
Speaker 17 (19:51):
No, I screw up all yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, I guess you didn't, right, No, I didn't. When
Bellio started on the show, how many years ago? Thirteen, four, thirteen, twelve,
I think ten?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Ten?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Okay, Well, Misty Salbert used to produce the show, and
then Misty went on to do I think John and Ken.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
No she no, no, no, no, she left after that.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Oh, she went to have babies.
Speaker 8 (20:24):
She used to do John and Ken and then she
went to you and then she got married and had babies.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
So that it's true.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I went to have babies, and so Bellio started here
and I'm like, hey, Bellio, what what would you like
to use as like a theme song and to introduce
you to everybody?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
And Belly is like.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Well, what about that that theme song? And she was
embarrassed to tell me, and then she didn't tell me
that day, and the next day she didn't tell me,
and then I heard from it was I think it
was Michelle Cube that said, hey, she's embarrassed, but she
would love for you to use this song to introduce her,
Like what is it?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
And I listened to him like, oh that on, Let's
do it.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
So this is how we's going to introduce BELLYO when
she first started here on the program.
Speaker 18 (21:05):
Yeah, there's a new girl in town and she's looking good.
There's a fresh crackle face on the shoe, red new sun.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
She was just passing.
Speaker 18 (21:26):
But if things were out, she's gonna stay.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yes, that's great bell not to tell you. It's a
new girl in town and she's looking good. She's looking good.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Move for me.
Speaker 19 (21:50):
Let's go girl in town and she's looking good.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
There's a fresh.
Speaker 18 (21:57):
Crackle face speaking name read.
Speaker 17 (22:08):
She was just.
Speaker 18 (22:12):
Things welcome, she's gonna stay.
Speaker 19 (22:24):
Wait what oh is it with an fong?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I don't think that's right.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
Wait, let's all be quiet and listen.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
I think it is.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
With the f Krozer's theme song, Crozer's back.
Speaker 11 (23:03):
It is.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
Okay, let's rewrack it.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Full phone, no belly, you guys do the whole thing.
You can't just rip us off here, Here we go free.
This is a town she's looking.
Speaker 18 (23:24):
There's a fresh crackle face, namely town with the brand
new stop. She was just pushing, but if things work out,
she's gonna stay.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
And I missed this full full, full full, but it was.
Speaker 14 (24:03):
What's the other dog's name? Demetrius? Have you seen that
on TikTok? This majestic like strong dog mean and it'll
say this is Maximus, I'm Maximus And then they show
like a silly dog and he says, my name's Jeff.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I haven't seen that. Just put in my name is Jeff.
Speaker 13 (24:25):
There's a whole montage of those videos.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Have you seen the one where the little kid wants
to pet a dog but it's actually a bear?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Have you seen that one? Can I pet that? Now?
Speaker 8 (24:43):
I love it?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Because she keeps getting louder too. She does it all right.
That's that's Jeff uh Jen star.
Speaker 13 (25:09):
Our daughter Sam who moved down to Long Beach a
few months ago. She just started dating a guy from
up north. His name is Jeff, so we send him
all those videos.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Are you.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
That's great, dude, that's awesome. That's awesome. Here's the girl
that wants to pet the bear. She thinks it's a dog,
but it's a bear.
Speaker 20 (25:30):
No, no, no, no, he's all right, welcome back.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
We do this at the end of every year.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
We play the best promos from all the shows all
year round.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Or all year long, and we'll come back and do that.
Speaker 11 (25:57):
And when we come back, fine, you're listening to Tim
Conway Junior on demand from KFI Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Well, we'll be on for I don't know, at six o'clock,
seven eight nine, I don't know, somewhere in Iceland. When
it becomes New Year's we'll be on tomorrow night, New
Year's Eve, New Year's Day. We will be on the air,
all right. We do it at the end of every year.
We do the best of promos. And this year same
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like every other year, where we play you know, we
pick out. We asked the show to send us some
promos and they do, they do, and we get to
play them. So let's start with bill Handle. Fire these
promos up. Bill Handles best promos of the year this year.
Speaker 21 (26:53):
Since everybody I know is out of town, I am
throwing a friends giving you've heard of those before?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Or do you have a friends giving day? That's just
you taking a nap bill Handle. Yeah, I'll be by myself. Okay,
live six to nine am on KFI Am six. There
you go. And another one from Bill Handle.
Speaker 21 (27:11):
Or National debt exploded. Not only is our national debt
going to keep exploding, President elect Trump has already said
that he's looking at seven trillion dollars in tax cuts,
Bill Handle, so that is going to add to the
deficit even more because there'll be no income coming in.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Here you go.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Then Gary and Shannon. They are three promos that we have.
Here we go, Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 14 (27:35):
They asked five different security questions you your best friend
and your favorite teacher, and I wrote you for every
single one of those answers.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I had to get in one day, so I had
to call them.
Speaker 7 (27:46):
Okay, your best friend in elementary school like Vanessa.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
He's like, no, that's not it. And he starts to chuckle.
Gary and Shannon def you to all of them, isn't it.
He's like, that's the one PM on KFI. Another one,
Gary and Shannon VHS is the way we used to
watch movies. There was even a store called Blockbuster Video.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
One or two o'clock in the afternoon, I go to
the Blockbuster to pick up a movie or two.
Speaker 7 (28:14):
The new releases were all gone, all of them.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Yeah, Gary and Shannon. These kids today don't know. They
don't understand it. Live nine. These kids, they don't get it.
There's another one.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
I can connect to the Wi Fi and then when
I get in this room, it doesn't connect.
Speaker 14 (28:28):
I know.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
I sound like my grandmother. Oh it's fine, sound like
it's your fault. How is it my fault? Because you're
in the room and you haven't fixed it. Gary and Shannon,
you haven't asked me to fix it. I shouldn't have
to ask for help.
Speaker 18 (28:40):
You should just know.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Live nine to one pm on KFI.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
You know, somebody asked me during the Christmas break, could
you live with any of the other hosts on KFI?
And I went through all of them and I said, yeah,
I said, I think I'd like to live with Gary
Gary Hoffman because I take advantage of how nice he was, right,
how nice he is. I'd be like, hey, Gear, that'd
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be my nickname for him. Hey, Gear, I saw these
really cool Philadelphia pretzels that they make fresh in Philadelphia,
and I'd love to have some of those. He's like, oh,
we'll order some online. Like, I don't know, They're not
gonna be as fresh when they get here. And I
(29:25):
was thinking, maybe you could, you know, like leave after
the show Friday, pick them up on Saturday, and fly
back Saturday night.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
Yeah, all right, I can do it.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
And then he'd fly back with these fresh pretzels. Oh man,
that'd be great. Let's deliver a guy like that, it
just says yes, yes, yes, yes to everything, all right.
Next promos up is John Coleblt from the John Colevelt Show.
I think this is his second Christmas of solo. I
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think last year Ken left right before the Christmas holiday.
John Colbelt promo, How the hell can you have a.
Speaker 22 (30:04):
Bunch of bad policies? They try to snow us that
they were good policies. I'm an inflation was nine percent.
Biden was telling everybody that it wasn't so bad that
it was transitory, that it was going to pass soon.
Speaker 17 (30:15):
Well, that was all false, John Cobelt, They're wrong, wrong,
and wrong on that Live Wonder.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yes, another one, John Colbelt promo.
Speaker 22 (30:22):
Are you going to get rid of this electric vehicle
mandate which has already failed in California? Are you going
to go back to drilling oil so we could become
energy independent? That sounds like a really good idea. Imagine
the United States of America energy independent, John Cobelt, That
to me sounds like a great deal. Live one to
four pm on KFI. Yes, all right, now we get
into let's do mo Kelly next. Here mo Kelly's promos.
(30:48):
I think we got two or three of them.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Here we go. No, it's one of my favorite ones.
I love this one.
Speaker 23 (30:54):
Now dig goes by when I go to Whole Foods
in which there aren't at least two people, yep, with
dogs on leash walking around Whole Foods. I'm talking about
by the buffet, the open food I love my dogs
to death.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
They will never see the inside of a grocery store.
Mo Kelly never live seven to ten PM. That's great,
that's great. All right, another one here, mo Kelly.
Speaker 24 (31:17):
Wicked fans are dyeing themselves green using dyes which are
almost turning into permanent tattoos.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
E jat Mo Kelly, as they say in America.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Idiot Live seven to ten pm on KFI had Man.
Another one here, Mo Kelly promo End of the Year.
We like to listen to all the best.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
The promos. Evs are no longer inexpensive.
Speaker 24 (31:43):
You're gonna have to pay some fifty thousand dollars, not
the luxury ones, just the regular EV's that nobody wants.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Hey, hey, hey, I'm sorry.
Speaker 24 (31:51):
Do you drive for Prius? Well, it's still ugly, but
you're pretty sick Kelly, Yeah, but your your baby's ugly.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
I'm sorry. Live seven All right? Then a fork report.
Let's take a fork report in here.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Is it about unlimited portions, but rather quality ingredients?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
So you know how I read that, Hey, Fatty, that's
how it starts out.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
It's not about your big vet tubblelard portions, but rather
are quality ingredients.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
So keep it moving, tublegoo the well another one here,
fork report.
Speaker 25 (32:23):
There's something so wonderful about the smell, the sounds of
the flavors that come out of it. To me, it's
a vegan killer, unless medically I had to. That would
be one of the hardest things to give up.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Bacon Bago the Fork Report.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yes, all right, No, I got ours here. The Conway
showed Ding Dong. I still love seas. The Wavener stills
ressed up in white skirts and they have hats on.
You know, it always smells the same, smells like chocolate.
All the crap they give you for free. The samples
are stuff that nobody has ever purchased, cherry foot.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Fungus wraps. Oh but Tim Conway Junior show what is that?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
This is Ajax and Mint Live four to seven. That's
Trio is gonna seize over the vacation giveaways. See, I'm
not a big seafood guy because I don't like the
taste of the ocean.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Everything tastes fishing.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Do you go to a place that all they do
is cook fish. Everything that comes to the table has
a fish slam to it. Everything it's a baked potato, Tim,
I know, but it tastes like fish sticks.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
They cooked it with the fish. But Tim Conway Junior
showy Fish, Fish, fish Fish, It's all fish Live four
to seven pm on KFI.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
All right, I don't know how this next one became
a promo. It's very fairly embarrassing. Remember the Schwansman, the
yellow truck comes by with groceries in it.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
You had great food.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
I had a really embarrassing incident with the Schwansman. I
accidentally parted. They turned around. He was standing on right,
no next to me.
Speaker 11 (33:51):
But Tim Conway Junior Show and I blew it live
four to seven pm on KFI and on demand anytime
on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Oh my god, Yeah, a sick guy. You're great, Belly,
you really are.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
When I tell Belly or she's great, she thinks I'm lying.
She thinks that sounds condescended.
Speaker 7 (34:09):
Yeah, but you say it like you're great.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
That's my Ernie Anderson version of it.
Speaker 7 (34:13):
How about give me the Tim Conway Junior version.
Speaker 17 (34:15):
All right, well you're great, But Tim Conway Junior Show
that was worse. Yeah, Oh my god, how always complaining?
Complimented this woman and she complied. I take a brush
and I put the potato underwater and I brushed the
dirt off it. But I use the same brush dishes
with my aunt. Look at me, because we have a
special brush for es. Vegetables. I'm my god, it's the
(34:37):
same thing.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
But Tim Conway Junior Show, this one is a little
more chlorox in it. You'll enjoy it live four to
seven pm on Cake. Jay Leno was on with us.
He stuck into a promo. Jay Leno is saying with us,
you never sell a car.
Speaker 19 (34:49):
No, you know something.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
I watch hordes and go I don't see the problem.
I mean there's still a path to the bedroom. But
Tim Conway, there you go, all right, Chris bro Is
the thing is in from Kelly?
Speaker 25 (35:01):
Right?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yes, sorry, one more prom if you want to hear
Oh yeah, real quick. There's a lot of kids. They
had tickets in hand. They wanted to be one of
the first to get in so they can stand close
to the stage. So what they do They camped out?
What about you, Croze? What's the last time you've pitched
a ten.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Over the weekend? Who is performing live four pm straight?
Croziers was the best?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
All right, mo Kelly show up next in form is
Chris marm We're live on Conway Show on demand on
the iHeartRadio app. Now you can always hear us live
on KFI AM six forty four to seven pm Monday,
through Friday, and anytime on demand on the iHeart Radio app.