October 15, 2024 • 32 mins
Covid coming back? Have you had Covid? Thanksgiving dinner; what will the cost be this year? Could you eat your cat? Hoarding water // What candy looks like poop? Remember throwing Baby Ruths in the public pool? // Jerry Jones threatens his own radio host // Walgreens closing 1200 stores
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am six forty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
You were going to go to San Francisco this week.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
I thought, yeah, I'm going tomorrow because Courtney's not feeling well.
Oh no, yeah, I don't. Does not have COVID. We
like multiply tested for COVID.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Oh you have COVID tests at home? Oh yeah, really well,
I just had it a couple of months ago. So
we went out and bought a whole bunch.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I've not had it yet.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
You're amazing. You know.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
I may have had it where I've had no symptoms. Yeah,
it's possible. It's the best kind of COVID to have.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
That's a cool one to get.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Yeah, that's the one I want if I get it again,
I really want that one.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
How how many times have you had it? Twice? How
many times have you had it? Stephus? How many times
you have COVID just once? Just once?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
What about you Croze zero?
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I think you're on this and CROs you came in every.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Day, Yes, sir, this place is like a Petrie dish.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
It was crazy how everybody had it here. Pigs in
the world.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
So you just said, I know, I meant that it
was just it was like a an incubator for miss read.
But sorry. But the thing that I've noticed is that
people beyond just having had it. I have had it once,
I've had twice, et cetera, that I have more than
a handful of friends who have lost their sense of taste.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh really because of it. Yeah, it's still gone.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It's still yeah. One of them it's just coming back
after I think a couple of years.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
The other is Josh Robert Thompson. You know the guy
does this Schwartz and negative.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
He's great.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, he had it and he's just gotten his taste back.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
I don't think it's all the way back, evenable.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah, So, I mean it's kind of not. It's not
just that you have a.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Ballot Josh, Josh Robert Thompson never had good taste to
begin with.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I'm just kidding. So, Belly, have you had COVID? I
have three times? Just once just once.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I was it.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
It's great.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Yeah, have you had it, Lindsay, I had it once
once knocked out.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Oh it was like the worst thing ever. Oh really, Yeah,
it was not a good time. We in the hospital, No,
but I felt like I was dying.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Oh no, We at home? Yeah, I was at home
how long?
Speaker 7 (02:18):
Like a week?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh my god to me.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
And at the time, I was a news producer for
TV and they were not happy.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Oh, your dad gave you COVID.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah he did.
Speaker 7 (02:26):
He went to like a conference and he came back.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
And oh, that's he must felt horrible kind of.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
He was like, well, I can't help it. I was like, yeah,
but now we're all dying, so thank Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
But also now you get to tell everybody on the
air he gave it to you. Yeah, so even Steven
there you go, maybe even more than even Stephen.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Have you had it?
Speaker 8 (02:47):
Angel, Yeah, I've had it once.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Just once. Knocked it out pretty good.
Speaker 8 (02:53):
It knocked me out pretty good.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Oh my gosh. I think I slept for like three
or four days straight.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
I would love that we're gonna get COVID. I'd love that.
I'll just sleep for four days.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
But last time we got it, we were in Las Vegas.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
But you got together.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I'm talking about a Courtney and I got at the
same time and we went to a show. It's comedian.
I don't want to mention his name. But he is
a big antie vaxer. Okay, okay, all right, so we
had forgotten that. We went you got everybody's anti vaxxing,
and everybody's laughing. We're having a great time. We had
(03:34):
a really fun show. But then we both got COVID
and we looked at each other like, of course we
got COVID. It's a roomful of anti vaxer. That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
I know a guy who works here who's had it
three or four times and he doesn't tell anybody.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
He just keeps working.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Oh that's that's so bogus.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Is that weird?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
That's not cool.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
It's odd, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
It's just not cool, even if you have the flu whatever,
Come on, stay home.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Yeah, I'm in a weird way. I respect and I
can and I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I don't know why.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
But you don't want to be around him. No, I
avoid him now thinking he might have it. Yeah, you know,
but I do respect it. All right, here's Thanksgiving. You're
all going to celebrate Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Right, crows?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
You probably a family over, you get a big table.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
If I'm not working here, you are you working Thanksgiving?
I am right?
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Now.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
Yeah, on Thanksgiving Day as of right now? Oh my god,
would you like hanging out with Steph when nobody else
is here? You don't be seniority around here after what
thirty five years? No, I like hanging out with Steph. Okay,
but nobody else is here. We're going to wrestle.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
All right, here's what you might have to spend this year.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
A lot of people are already planning their Thanksgiving dinner,
and so Wells Fargo is previewing its upcoming annual report.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
How much the family meal will cost you?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
All right?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
What at Wells Fargo? What do you got?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
So?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
The good news.
Speaker 9 (04:49):
On the main course, you can expect to pay sixteen
percent last for turkeys this year compared to last year,
although ham prices are at more than five percent. The
side dishes will cost you more this year too. Potatoes
are up four percent and rusted potatoes at an all
time high up to fourteen percent.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
This will sound blasphemous, but let's just a sack.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Of potatoes always seems like a good deal. It's like
twenty pounds for four dolls.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I think potatoes have historically always been a good way
to fatten up. Yeah, not expensive.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
But you know, you may not know this, and I
and I hope you keep in mind. But an average
sized baked potato, or any kind of potato, fries, baked potato,
mashed potato, whatever, is an average sized potato has more
sugar in it than a can of coke.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Wow. Is that right? That's true because the car it's
something that carbohydrates. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
So if you're drinking and you don't want to be
hung over the morning.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Avoid potatoes because that'll not get out.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
In the morning. And yet when you're drinking, you're pouring
those fries down your throat. Oh my god, that last
day on Earth? Right, So do you eat fries? I
love them?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Oh, but I thought, oh duck fat?
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Yeah, come on Mark, Can you have them with regular
fat regularly?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Right?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Well no, peanut oil, Yeah, peanut oil or the regular
oil is fine. It's just that you can't be you
can't be animal fat.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Oh I see, okay. You know what I asked Deborah
Mark right before she left yesterday. We were talking about earthquakes.
I like to talk to her about earthquakes and she said,
I said, Hey, if there's an earthquake and you have
no more of your vegan meals left your house and
your husband is this big ass steak?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Would you split it with them? And she said no.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I said, what if it's the last thing you could
eat or you might die? And she said, I still
wouldn't need it. Wow, Mark, Oh, you're asking me.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
No, I'm telling you what she said.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah, I thought you were asking you what I No,
I'm asking you Mark.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Mark.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Oh, if you're literally saying it's the only thing available,
if you don't need it, you could possibly die. Of
course I'll need it. Are you kidding? It's not? I
mean that's it's I have no other option.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Okay, what if the only thing left was your dog?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Well, I'm not going to eat the dog. I'm not
gonna I'm not gonna kill an animal too to make
it happen.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
What can we get those sound bite? I'm not going
to eat the dog.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Okay, what if the dog already passed away? Naturally? Barbecue
is a hot Oh.
Speaker 8 (07:13):
Yeah, the dog's just there.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
That's don't talk about it. That's really tough to do.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
This is dark.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Yeah, I don't think i'd do it. I've never done it,
so I don't think I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
The opportunity has never arisen.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
That's right. I don't think i'd do it. I think
I'd rather die than eat my dog, I really do.
How about how I couldn't I couldn't live with that.
You know you couldn't do that.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
I couldn't. Here's the thing. There are two bodies. What
is your dog that's passed away, and one is one
of your coworkers it's passed away. Which one would you
take a shot at?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I would I would eat the coworker on the way home.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Or you won't even think about it?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Those what do they call those air fry can really do?
I think work? Wonders.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Oh, yeah's work. That's why you can big up barbecue,
have people over. What do you happen tonight? The news guys?
You have the weekend news guys.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
He was already dead, Okay.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
I was just.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
But you know what we heard.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
We learned this yesterday from doctor Lucy Jones on a
serious note that when the big one hits, we're gonna
be out of water collectively as residents of southern California
for probably six months. The water mains will all break
and we'll be out of water for six months that
means no bathing, no drinking, no showering, nothing. Wow, So
(08:40):
get water at your house.
Speaker 8 (08:42):
I'd immediately drive up to Mount Baldy and just load
up on snow.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Yeah you could do that. Oh yeah, h would work. Yeah,
that would absolutely work. That'll be like, you know, nine
thousand people doing the same thing. So I went out
last night and bought ten big bottles of water like
an a hole. Now I'm hoarding water, but just got it.
You know what I was thing about doing is getting
a backyard above ground pool and just filling it and
keeping it clean. And then I would have all the
water in the world. I could sell it to idiots
(09:08):
like you. That don't happen because you didn't think the
big one was coming.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
All the butter that's right.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Although my wife said, well, don't you think a lot
of it will splash out when the big one happens.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I'm like, please stop with me, stop with you.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
She's always killing.
Speaker 10 (09:26):
You, always right, you're listening to Tim conwayjun you're on
demand from KF I am sixty.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Always killing your dreams.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
That's fine, So I gotta get a cover for it.
To get you a big top, big screw on top.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Well you've got a plan, you better get started. Get
water though earthquake.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
You'll be out of water for six months, six months
with no drinking, no showering, nothing, six months.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
It's a long time. Go get water? Is bellio with us? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
All right?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Hey belly, how are you great? Eating?
Speaker 10 (09:59):
Not right now?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
All right?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Do most your calories come from work?
Speaker 9 (10:04):
From cheese?
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Its?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Cheese? Its okay? How's that going? Pretty good?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Did you get the burnt cheese?
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Its toasting, extra toasty. You know, I saw them last
night in Walmart I was born.
Speaker 11 (10:15):
Yeah, and I swore you were going to bring us
in some But.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
No, those aren't in the community, been here in the building.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
No, you have got to go off campus.
Speaker 11 (10:24):
Still there are cheese its. I'll show you that. Well,
you just open up a bag of cheese. It's and
some of them look like they're double toasted. Yeah that's
what we're talking about. Yea, the whole thing is double toasted,
so delicious.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I'll bring some, But I bring food in every once
in a while.
Speaker 11 (10:40):
Yeah, like expired stale junk. You don't like he's laughing,
because that's you make it.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Well, I'm not laughing. It's crosier it's laughing. So thanks
for tracking the show. But I do bring in stuff
that I don't like.
Speaker 11 (10:58):
I'll give you that and expired, I've done it, stale,
I've done that and gross.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
No, I don't think gross.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
If I buy something at at Costco and I don't
like it, I bring it in. Or if I buy
something Costco that expires after I've had it in the
house for six months or a year or something, I
bring it in.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
But yet you bring it off. We're standing in front
of a display.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
That was me laughing, Bello that.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
You were standing in front of a display.
Speaker 11 (11:29):
You took a photo and sent it to us of
you standing in front of extra toasted cheese.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
It's right. And then I didn't even think to think
of it, never thought of it to buy a box
and bring it in. Never thought of it. Why you'll
bring us to the junkie dolt. I never thought.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
I was in Walmart last night, I saw a box
of extra toasted cheese. As I took a picture of it,
sent a Bellio and until she just mentioned it now,
never thought of bringing it in.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Why is that? I don't know. It's a roadblock. Yeah,
I don't know. It's some kind of weird block. I
don't know what it is. It's not that rude, it's right,
It's not that it's right.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Well, maybe I think that you know, you've got to,
you know, take your foot off the accelerated with the cheese.
It's you know, Oh, I see, you're really thinking of her.
I'm not saying that she's gaining weight. I'm just saying
that most of her calories are coming from Cheeseas.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
She was talking, you were just eating cheetos and tutsi.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Rolls, right, Is that right? You're eating tutsi rolls. That's
such a throwback.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Yeah. I had like nine totsi rolls. They bawled up
my stomach.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Now what happened? Would you get those like I'm from
Halloween candy or.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Free in the in the the snackyard?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I see, Yeah, tutsi roll is the only thing you
can only eat for free. You never go to a
seven eleven and get one. Yeah, especially the longer ones
that look like a turd, the bigger ones.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
It reminds it reminds me of of being a Halloween
trigger trader because they would just throw those little mini
touch roles.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Right.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
But but it's candy that you only eat when it's free,
and yet to improve the sales of it, they made
them bigger and look like dog turds.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Who thought of that?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Well, I think that who thought of that? I want
to say, the mounds bar looks more like a.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Like a turd, like yeah, baby Ruth, Wait, you mean
Joy looks like a turn almen.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Joy doesn't because it's you can see the almond.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Well, well, oh, baby Ruth. Yeah, you throw baby Ruth
in the pool. They're gonna drain it exactly. Yeah, have
you ever done that?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I used to kids used to do at the public
pool and and the you know, the lifeguards were on
to them. So lifeguards would just go in and grab
and go, guys, you're idiots.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
And then and then and.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Then the kids are like, wait, those kids aren't here today.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
Before Caddyshack. Yeah, oh yeah, I remember that came.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
No.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I was I was like eight or nine in Ohio
because we used we went to the rec center. My
grandparents were broke and my dad, I don't know, I
don't think he like laid enough money on him for
the summer to take care of us. So they would
take us to every day to the rec center. And
it was it was a public pool, and we used
(14:18):
to go every day. It was the highlight of our day.
And I remember back then, you know, you had to
sew a tag on your on your swimsuit and that's
your tag to get in. And for six kids and
two adults for the entire summer to go to this
public pool, I think was like twenty eight dollars, you know,
a sweet deal. And we spent seven eight hours a
day there. You know, that was every day we get
(14:39):
up and go to the pool. But this is what
this is what's remarkable, the difference between now and then.
My brothers and my sister, we wore one bathing suit
for June, July, and August one and my grandparents, my
grandmother didn't do the wash every day.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
So we'd come home, come home.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
From the pool, take a shower, go to bed, whatever,
wake up the next day to go to the pool.
Swim suits are still wet. Put on a wet suit,
and you know what it's like putting on a wet suit,
especially a onesie, a one piece they call him onesies
or one piece, one piece pie. But when you put
on a wet one piece, it's like lightning hit hitting you.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Well, you weren't wearing a one piece.
Speaker 8 (15:26):
I hope he was.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
But.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
I'm not wearing one now. I'm not wearing a bathing
suit all right now. But I didn't wear one. I
wore one piece. What would you had you had it?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Two?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
We know you don't need you don't need a bathing suit.
It's just it's like shorts that's.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
One piece trunks.
Speaker 11 (15:42):
No, he's mark is referring to like a woman's one
piece of bathing suit.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Yeah, or like the old school the old school men's.
Remember the old school men's they had an old shoulder
shoulder That's what I made it.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
How snutly is that?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
I don't know. You're the one who said one piece?
I'm thinking, oh my god?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yeah, is that when you're twelve?
Speaker 6 (16:01):
You know?
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Hey, who's the real skinny guy with the onesie? That's
that Conway?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Do you like baby Ruths?
Speaker 6 (16:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Let's give him this one.
Speaker 10 (16:12):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Hey are you coming out to the big Morongo party
this year?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
You won't be making it?
Speaker 5 (16:22):
What is the October twenty six and the sign ups
have closed? Velio said, that we've closed them.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
I know it's a how do you feel?
Speaker 6 (16:31):
Well?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Sign up two undred and sixty.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I will be gambling at the moment that you're celebrating,
but I will be doing it.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Babe downstairs Las Vegas.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah. Sorry, I'm there that weekend, playing Vegas that weekend.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Okay, all right, Jerry Jones. You know who he is, Crozier.
You know Jerry Jones is right?
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (16:48):
I think so.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Yeah, he owns the Cowboys and he's pissed because the
Cowboys just lost four seven to nine. I think wasn't
that forty seven nine.
Speaker 8 (16:58):
Fifth worst loss of their of their existence?
Speaker 6 (17:01):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Right?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Wow? You know Krozy is a Cowboys fan.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Huge Cowboys fan.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
And a Dodger fan.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
What's your foot hockey team? Anybody probably Kings?
Speaker 6 (17:11):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Oh yeah, crab hurt my throat. All right, let's get
into Jerry Jones.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
He threatened to fire the two guys that he has
hosting his sports show on his sports station.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, this is not your job.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
Your job is to let me go over all the
reasons that I did something and I'm sorry that I
did it, that's not your job.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Well, my job is that, Well, what's their job after
you lose forty seven to nine?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
What's your job? Hey?
Speaker 5 (17:42):
The hot dogs were great, Yeah, parking it was easy
to get out of that stadium, Jerry, Yeah, because ninety
eight percent of the people left at halftime.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Is that their job?
Speaker 5 (17:53):
No, their job is to have mon and to let
everybody know how many, how horrible he is as an owner?
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Do it?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Do the do the fans like him as an owner
or not?
Speaker 8 (18:02):
Not particularly new?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
No?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Well, my job is to.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
Ask one job or I'll get another. I'll get somebody
else to ask these questions.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Man.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Wow, threatening them right on the air, Why that's so
rude to do These kids they can't be making more
than sixty grand a year, those two in Dallas. I
bet they're making seventy eighty grand. Yeah, but there's no
stat in contact. Okay, millionaires. But to do that on
the air to these two kids is disgraceful.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Yeah, I mean rich powerful guys oftentimes, will you know,
they they're not used to being but they do it.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
You can do it off this off the air.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
I gree You also can say hey, there are other
ways to handle it, like hey, guys, I understand that
the team's struggling right now. But you've got to understand,
you know, you're an ally of the team, and that's
one of the reasons here. I got to be a
better conversation I have.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
But he can also handle it with humor. Like, guys,
I don't know what you're talking about it. I missed
the game yesterday. Did we win?
Speaker 6 (19:00):
You know?
Speaker 5 (19:00):
He could have done something other than threatened he fired
both of them.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Well, my job is.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
Asked one job or I'll get another. I'll get somebody
else to ask these questions.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Man, Jerry, that's great that they laughed at him. He
threatened to fire him, and they laughed at him uncomfortably, though,
I get I give him that very uncomfortably laughed at him.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
Jerry. We're just we're trying to figure out why the team.
I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Jones threatened the jobs of the host of his weekly
radio appearance on one oh five point three The Fan
in Dallas.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
The host question, does.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
He own that station? Croach the Foundation? No, No, he
doesn't own the Fan.
Speaker 8 (19:40):
I don't think he owns the Fan.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
No, then, well, how could he fire him.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
If he owns the show.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Oh I see, okay, Oh yeah, you bet he owns
the show.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
I bet he does. Yeah, he guys on Jerry Jones
show writing. Jerry Jones is not going to show up
with those guys anymore.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I guess they need Jerry Jones to dob the Jerry
Jones Show.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
At least on that show. You'd need Jerry Jones.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
But wouldn't it be great to have the Jerry Jones
Show without Jerry Jones.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:06):
You know, I couldn't make it again today.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
Here's an interesting stat When Super Bowl thirty happened, the
Cowboys won their fifth Super Bowl out of thirty. This
year will be the fifty eighth Super Bowl and they
have not won or even been to one since that.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Wait, they won in ninety five. Yeah all right, son
three five, This would be thirty years.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Yeah, God almighty. And that's that's a team that tries
to win it every year. They don't have rebuilding years.
The definition of tries different than Jerry Jones's. Apparently, I
think they do. I think Dallas is aware that they
try to win every year.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Yeah, I mean that's Jones. Yeah, that's and that's the
big argument why people hate him. It's like your definition
of try is not the same as all.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Okay, but why don't they as the cheap I wouldn't
be a bad manager.
Speaker 8 (20:53):
Well, I mean he's the general manager, and general managers
the one who ends up picking the players.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Oh he's the GM.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
Yes, Oh that's what everybody wants. Everybody wants him to
fire the GM himself. Wait a minute, how long has
he been GM since? You know, since he bought the
team in eighty seven, eighty eight.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
But he doesn't know football, like like right, like you know,
real GM. He would argue, he won three super Bowls
in four years. Yeah, but he bought the team three
years ago. But I think a lot of residual talent
was already on that team when he bought him.
Speaker 8 (21:21):
No, not really, no, no, there was no They did amplete,
complete revail. They had Jimmy Johnson as their coach who
came from Miami, and that's what everybody attributes their.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Super Bowl wins to. Ye, I don't know that much
about that team. Well, how long has he bound the team?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Who's that?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Jerry Jones?
Speaker 8 (21:38):
He bought it? I think a eighty seven eighty I
don't remember the year. But okay, so it's gone up
in value slightly. Yeah, I think he bought it for
just under a billion at the time. I bet he
looked much less than everybody thought. You know, oh he
overpaid it. But you know, it's easily where it's it's
always every year the highest valued sports franchise on the play.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Oh yeah by far.
Speaker 8 (21:58):
Yeah, he's where probably twelve to fourteen billion, is that right?
Speaker 4 (22:03):
And he played football himself, right.
Speaker 8 (22:05):
Yeah, University of Arkansas. That's how he got Jimmy Johnson
to be the coach. They both played on the University
of Arkansas in college. Let me see how much I'm
gonna look this up real quick. I bet it's much
less than a billion. He bought it for one hundred
and forty million.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Forty yeah, I added a so, Jerry Jones bought the
team for one hundred and forty million dollars, and he also.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Bought the stadium at the same time as well.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Okay, for one hundred and forty Okay, So he bought
it for one hundred and forty million. Dallas Cowboys are
worth a cool eleven billion, whow not including the stadium.
I think that includes the stadium, including the stadium, So
eleven billion dollars. He paid one hundred and fourteen million,
(22:49):
So it's gone up ten. It's gone up ten, it's
gone up one hundred times, at least one hundred times
his money.
Speaker 8 (22:57):
He was in oil. I think that's where he got
his money.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
So man, oh man, what a guy. I'd fire these
two clowns too, if I had that kind of money.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
F those guys because of his lack of aggressiveness in
the off season, and it hasn't played a part in
their three and three start, and judging by the response
by Cowboy Nation on social media, they want Jones to
fire someone himself as the general manager. Boy, you know,
Jerry Jones is worth fifteen million dollars, fifteen billion dollars,
and he's threatening a radio host.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Really sounds like George Steinbrenner.
Speaker 8 (23:26):
It does Willie Martin back of the day.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
It's the NFL, not soft pitch softball, right, slow pitch.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Soler really sounds like George Steinbrenner, time Brenderer.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
But that's what real rich, powerful guys do. They don't
want to take any any any kind of static. And
so it's sort of like, guys, you're either on the
bus or you're off, and guess what you're off.
Speaker 8 (23:45):
When you're where, you see a lot of people online saying,
you know what, stop going to games, stop buying his stuff.
All he cares about is just the show and making money.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
When you're worth fifteen billion dollars, there's nobody in your
offic it says no to you. That's exactly right on anything.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
He's like an action really successful Donald Sterling. When Sterling
owned the Clippers, he was just in it to make
the money. He never really cared about actually putting a
quality team. And I believe that Jerry does want to
put a good team. He's just not good at it.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, all right.
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Wow, that's pretty great. You guys are really committing to this.
Very impressed.
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We're getting bus benches next week.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
I have a show on YouTube. Yeah, the Mark Thompson Show.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
How's that going? Forty five thousand people?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Forty seven thousand, yeah, so we're close to fifty. You know,
we're getting It's a lot of election you know, Trump
stuff right now.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
But we hope one Trump anti.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Well it's not you know, it's a it's a it's
not important pro or ampy. We just try to get
it down there.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
But I'll tell you that guy come on every day
like the heavy set guy who hates Trump.
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Uh, he's a full of surprise Wunner David J. Johnson
tuesdays only, just Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
He's like me, every time I go to that site
he's on.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
He is his videos on our site. So we get
you know, I don't know, not a lot. I mean,
forty seven thousand subscribers. His videos do a couple of
hundred thousand views.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Yes, I look at your videos. Your top thirty five
videos are all him.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Yeah, he brings all the boys to the yard. Wow,
it's unreal.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
What if Trump I loses, you still bang on him?
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Well, it's not. I mean again, it's not. Uh. The
answer is if Trump's in the the answer is to
Trump's in the news, we do it, but I don't
try to. I don't want to seek it out right.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
But what if he loses? You still do every Tuesday? Oh,
I see what I still do, David. That's a great question.
He's great on government and taxes and a bunch of
other stuff too. It's not always Trump. Yeah, like regulatory stuff.
He's really good.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
I mean we you know, we try to cover I
understand right in New York where he did the election season,
So we do a lot Trump right now. But otherwise
he's in Rochester, New York. What do you write for
the He wrote for the La Times Philadelphia Inquirer won
a Pulitzer for investigative work. I think he won that
with the Inquirer. He's written four best selling books and
he's uh, and he's quite prolific. I mean more books
(26:54):
than even that. Now, he's a professor at Rochester Institute
of Technology. But I'm telling you the guy's are super
you know. He may not be your flavor necessarily, not
not saying you, Tim, but I mean a person's flavor.
But I'm telling you he's a knowledgeable man.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Sounds like a knowledgeable guy. Yeah, all right. It's the
Mark Thompsons.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
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on the West Coast and two to four in the
East Coast, so you can watch any time on YouTube
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Yeah, Mark Thompsons, you're on demand.
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Speaker 4 (27:27):
Though.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I remember you first started yet one thousand people and
I got forty seven.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Though, and I always say it, and I've said it
on the show. We're just celebrated our two year anniversary,
and I've said, Tim, you and Ka five been very.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Supportive, honey, thank you. You deserve it, all right. Walgreens?
Do you like Walgreens?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Oh? Yes, I do. Why what's happening to them? No good? Oh, no,
no good? Why what's happening closing down.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
What.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Yeah, they're not into it anymore. They're not into the
drug store business anymore.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
What's going on with Walgreen?
Speaker 12 (27:55):
Says it is going to be a time of rebuilding
as it has to rework its business model in order
to do that. Hundreds of stores will soon be closing.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Where she do this from a runway, laar, this is
a Grand Prix event where.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
She work it.
Speaker 12 (28:11):
Hundreds of stores will soon be closing, a major hit
to the second largest pharmacy chain in the nation, as
Walgreens announces it's closing twelve hundred stores.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
Over the next three year.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
What's your pharmacy CVS?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
I use a local pharmacy, but I also like CVS.
I got to say CBS. There's a lot, a lot
of good stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yeah, I like CBS. Do you ever get closed at CVS?
Speaker 4 (28:34):
No? No, but I get there generic, you know how
they like they'll take a generic and an a histamine
and then they'll make it a CVS or a histamina. I
usually like the CVS any istamine.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Do you look down on people who buy clothes at CVS?
Speaker 7 (28:46):
No?
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Okay, absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
All right, You're you're safe step.
Speaker 12 (28:50):
It's maybe being in England to bed that's exactly what
Walgreens is trying to avoid, saying the closures will help
control operating costs and improve cash flow.
Speaker 13 (28:59):
When you look at the closures, it's a scary time.
It's a changing of it's horrible.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
I can't stand these stores closing every time you turn around.
More stores getting the hell out of.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Here our economy.
Speaker 13 (29:11):
Brick and mortar, you do what.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
They can't compete with Amazon, that's it. They cannot do it.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Just read to say that brick and mortar, brick and
mortars closing, You talk about it all.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
It can't do it, you talk about it.
Speaker 13 (29:21):
Brick and mortars are struggling all over the country. I
think more so in La County.
Speaker 12 (29:26):
Stuart Waldman, president of the Valley Industry and Commerce Association,
says increase crime and theft with some stores locking up
much of the merchandise, has had a huge impact, but
it's the pandemic that likely has had the biggest effect
on the bottom line.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Here's real, quickly why they're struggling. I went to Walmart
and want to get a certain deodorant. The guy comes
with twenty minutes to get the guy with the key,
he comes by. He opens up the cabinet. I said,
I'll take that one. He takes and he puts in
a plastic box with a lock on it, and he
gives it to me and I take it to the
(30:01):
front to go pay for it, and the guy at
the counter can't get the top off the plastic box
to get me the de owner, and he was hitting
it with a hammer. He was pulling it apart. He
couldn't get it open. So I split. I went home,
looked at Amazon. It was a cheaper price and it
could be there the next morning. Right, how do you
(30:23):
compete with that?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Yeah? How do you do it?
Speaker 3 (30:25):
You can't.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Everybody eventually will be on ordering online everything. All these
stores are going to close, all of them. They can't
stay afloat. And that sucks because I'm one of the
biggest fans of going out with my wife my daughter
to stores and just look around.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Yeah, I have to say there is a quality. I
was talking about this the other day about groceries. Yeah,
I love grocery shopping.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
I love it too. Yeah, what's your grocery store? Well,
Credit Joe's.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Right across the street, Whole Foods, and down the road
for me, Trader Joe's.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
I'm a new fan of Trader Joe's. I've never been
a big Trader Joe's fan. But the salads there great
Trader Joe's.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
I'd buy stuff I never would have thought i'd buy.
Wasn't like walking in looking for it, but I said,
oh my god, everything's quality there. Yeah, it's great, really cool. Yeah,
what's your estefish? What's your grocery store?
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Fond? Uh? Target? Target? Is that right?
Speaker 4 (31:12):
You're a Target guy, Tim, Yeah, but the Target.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
Here on the Empire has like nine items. They haven't
really fully committed to being a grocery store.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
But the one he's.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
One in Sherman Oaks, that's really a big the Target.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Yeah, yeah, but that one that has two stories, and
that confuses me. I never remember what's on what floor,
and I'd spend all day pulling my hair out or
jumping off the escalator like because I forgot something on
that floor.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
All Right, the Pandas are in. That's gonna be the
big story on the mo Kelly Show, he says, going
to do the first hour on the new Pandas.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Wow, I never would have guessed that.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
Yeah, he just told me that it should be an hour.
The new Pandas are here. Sure, all right, it's gonna win.
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Speaker 3 (00:08):
You were going to go to San Francisco this week.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
I thought, yeah, I'm going tomorrow because Courtney's not feeling well.
Oh no, yeah, I don't. Does not have COVID. We
like multiply tested for COVID.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Oh you have COVID tests at home? Oh yeah, really well,
I just had it a couple of months ago. So
we went out and bought a whole bunch.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I've not had it yet.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
You're amazing. You know.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
I may have had it where I've had no symptoms. Yeah,
it's possible. It's the best kind of COVID to have.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
That's a cool one to get.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Yeah, that's the one I want if I get it again,
I really want that one.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
How how many times have you had it? Twice? How
many times have you had it? Stephus? How many times
you have COVID just once? Just once?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
What about you Croze zero?
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I think you're on this and CROs you came in every.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Day, Yes, sir, this place is like a Petrie dish.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
It was crazy how everybody had it here. Pigs in
the world.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
So you just said, I know, I meant that it
was just it was like a an incubator for miss read.
But sorry. But the thing that I've noticed is that
people beyond just having had it. I have had it once,
I've had twice, et cetera, that I have more than
a handful of friends who have lost their sense of taste.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh really because of it. Yeah, it's still gone.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It's still yeah. One of them it's just coming back
after I think a couple of years.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
The other is Josh Robert Thompson. You know the guy
does this Schwartz and negative.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
He's great.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, he had it and he's just gotten his taste back.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
I don't think it's all the way back, evenable.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah, So, I mean it's kind of not. It's not
just that you have a.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Ballot Josh, Josh Robert Thompson never had good taste to
begin with.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I'm just kidding. So, Belly, have you had COVID? I
have three times? Just once just once.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I was it.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
It's great.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Yeah, have you had it, Lindsay, I had it once
once knocked out.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Oh it was like the worst thing ever. Oh really, Yeah,
it was not a good time. We in the hospital, No,
but I felt like I was dying.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Oh no, We at home? Yeah, I was at home
how long?
Speaker 7 (02:18):
Like a week?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh my god to me.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
And at the time, I was a news producer for
TV and they were not happy.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Oh, your dad gave you COVID.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah he did.
Speaker 7 (02:26):
He went to like a conference and he came back.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
And oh, that's he must felt horrible kind of.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
He was like, well, I can't help it. I was like, yeah,
but now we're all dying, so thank Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
But also now you get to tell everybody on the
air he gave it to you. Yeah, so even Steven
there you go, maybe even more than even Stephen.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Have you had it?
Speaker 8 (02:47):
Angel, Yeah, I've had it once.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Just once. Knocked it out pretty good.
Speaker 8 (02:53):
It knocked me out pretty good.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Oh my gosh. I think I slept for like three
or four days straight.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
I would love that we're gonna get COVID. I'd love that.
I'll just sleep for four days.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
But last time we got it, we were in Las Vegas.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
But you got together.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I'm talking about a Courtney and I got at the
same time and we went to a show. It's comedian.
I don't want to mention his name. But he is
a big antie vaxer. Okay, okay, all right, so we
had forgotten that. We went you got everybody's anti vaxxing,
and everybody's laughing. We're having a great time. We had
(03:34):
a really fun show. But then we both got COVID
and we looked at each other like, of course we
got COVID. It's a roomful of anti vaxer. That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
I know a guy who works here who's had it
three or four times and he doesn't tell anybody.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
He just keeps working.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Oh that's that's so bogus.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Is that weird?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
That's not cool.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
It's odd, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
It's just not cool, even if you have the flu whatever,
Come on, stay home.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Yeah, I'm in a weird way. I respect and I
can and I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I don't know why.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
But you don't want to be around him. No, I
avoid him now thinking he might have it. Yeah, you know,
but I do respect it. All right, here's Thanksgiving. You're
all going to celebrate Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Right, crows?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
You probably a family over, you get a big table.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
If I'm not working here, you are you working Thanksgiving?
I am right?
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Now.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
Yeah, on Thanksgiving Day as of right now? Oh my god,
would you like hanging out with Steph when nobody else
is here? You don't be seniority around here after what
thirty five years? No, I like hanging out with Steph. Okay,
but nobody else is here. We're going to wrestle.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
All right, here's what you might have to spend this year.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
A lot of people are already planning their Thanksgiving dinner,
and so Wells Fargo is previewing its upcoming annual report.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
How much the family meal will cost you?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
All right?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
What at Wells Fargo? What do you got?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
So?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
The good news.
Speaker 9 (04:49):
On the main course, you can expect to pay sixteen
percent last for turkeys this year compared to last year,
although ham prices are at more than five percent. The
side dishes will cost you more this year too. Potatoes
are up four percent and rusted potatoes at an all
time high up to fourteen percent.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
This will sound blasphemous, but let's just a sack.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Of potatoes always seems like a good deal. It's like
twenty pounds for four dolls.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I think potatoes have historically always been a good way
to fatten up. Yeah, not expensive.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
But you know, you may not know this, and I
and I hope you keep in mind. But an average
sized baked potato, or any kind of potato, fries, baked potato,
mashed potato, whatever, is an average sized potato has more
sugar in it than a can of coke.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Wow. Is that right? That's true because the car it's
something that carbohydrates. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
So if you're drinking and you don't want to be
hung over the morning.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Avoid potatoes because that'll not get out.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
In the morning. And yet when you're drinking, you're pouring
those fries down your throat. Oh my god, that last
day on Earth? Right, So do you eat fries? I
love them?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Oh, but I thought, oh duck fat?
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Yeah, come on Mark, Can you have them with regular
fat regularly?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Right?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Well no, peanut oil, Yeah, peanut oil or the regular
oil is fine. It's just that you can't be you
can't be animal fat.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Oh I see, okay. You know what I asked Deborah
Mark right before she left yesterday. We were talking about earthquakes.
I like to talk to her about earthquakes and she said,
I said, Hey, if there's an earthquake and you have
no more of your vegan meals left your house and
your husband is this big ass steak?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Would you split it with them? And she said no.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I said, what if it's the last thing you could
eat or you might die? And she said, I still
wouldn't need it. Wow, Mark, Oh, you're asking me.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
No, I'm telling you what she said.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah, I thought you were asking you what I No,
I'm asking you Mark.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Mark.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Oh, if you're literally saying it's the only thing available,
if you don't need it, you could possibly die. Of
course I'll need it. Are you kidding? It's not? I
mean that's it's I have no other option.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Okay, what if the only thing left was your dog?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Well, I'm not going to eat the dog. I'm not
gonna I'm not gonna kill an animal too to make
it happen.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
What can we get those sound bite? I'm not going
to eat the dog.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Okay, what if the dog already passed away? Naturally? Barbecue
is a hot Oh.
Speaker 8 (07:13):
Yeah, the dog's just there.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
That's don't talk about it. That's really tough to do.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
This is dark.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Yeah, I don't think i'd do it. I've never done it,
so I don't think I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
The opportunity has never arisen.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
That's right. I don't think i'd do it. I think
I'd rather die than eat my dog, I really do.
How about how I couldn't I couldn't live with that.
You know you couldn't do that.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
I couldn't. Here's the thing. There are two bodies. What
is your dog that's passed away, and one is one
of your coworkers it's passed away. Which one would you
take a shot at?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I would I would eat the coworker on the way home.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Or you won't even think about it?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Those what do they call those air fry can really do?
I think work? Wonders.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Oh, yeah's work. That's why you can big up barbecue,
have people over. What do you happen tonight? The news guys?
You have the weekend news guys.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
He was already dead, Okay.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
I was just.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
But you know what we heard.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
We learned this yesterday from doctor Lucy Jones on a
serious note that when the big one hits, we're gonna
be out of water collectively as residents of southern California
for probably six months. The water mains will all break
and we'll be out of water for six months that
means no bathing, no drinking, no showering, nothing. Wow, So
(08:40):
get water at your house.
Speaker 8 (08:42):
I'd immediately drive up to Mount Baldy and just load
up on snow.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Yeah you could do that. Oh yeah, h would work. Yeah,
that would absolutely work. That'll be like, you know, nine
thousand people doing the same thing. So I went out
last night and bought ten big bottles of water like
an a hole. Now I'm hoarding water, but just got it.
You know what I was thing about doing is getting
a backyard above ground pool and just filling it and
keeping it clean. And then I would have all the
water in the world. I could sell it to idiots
(09:08):
like you. That don't happen because you didn't think the
big one was coming.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
All the butter that's right.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Although my wife said, well, don't you think a lot
of it will splash out when the big one happens.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I'm like, please stop with me, stop with you.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
She's always killing.
Speaker 10 (09:26):
You, always right, you're listening to Tim conwayjun you're on
demand from KF I am sixty.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Always killing your dreams.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
That's fine, So I gotta get a cover for it.
To get you a big top, big screw on top.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Well you've got a plan, you better get started. Get
water though earthquake.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
You'll be out of water for six months, six months
with no drinking, no showering, nothing, six months.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
It's a long time. Go get water? Is bellio with us? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
All right?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Hey belly, how are you great? Eating?
Speaker 10 (09:59):
Not right now?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
All right?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Do most your calories come from work?
Speaker 9 (10:04):
From cheese?
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Its?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Cheese? Its okay? How's that going? Pretty good?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Did you get the burnt cheese?
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Its toasting, extra toasty. You know, I saw them last
night in Walmart I was born.
Speaker 11 (10:15):
Yeah, and I swore you were going to bring us
in some But.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
No, those aren't in the community, been here in the building.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
No, you have got to go off campus.
Speaker 11 (10:24):
Still there are cheese its. I'll show you that. Well,
you just open up a bag of cheese. It's and
some of them look like they're double toasted. Yeah that's
what we're talking about. Yea, the whole thing is double toasted,
so delicious.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I'll bring some, But I bring food in every once
in a while.
Speaker 11 (10:40):
Yeah, like expired stale junk. You don't like he's laughing,
because that's you make it.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Well, I'm not laughing. It's crosier it's laughing. So thanks
for tracking the show. But I do bring in stuff
that I don't like.
Speaker 11 (10:58):
I'll give you that and expired, I've done it, stale,
I've done that and gross.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
No, I don't think gross.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
If I buy something at at Costco and I don't
like it, I bring it in. Or if I buy
something Costco that expires after I've had it in the
house for six months or a year or something, I
bring it in.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
But yet you bring it off. We're standing in front
of a display.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
That was me laughing, Bello that.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
You were standing in front of a display.
Speaker 11 (11:29):
You took a photo and sent it to us of
you standing in front of extra toasted cheese.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
It's right. And then I didn't even think to think
of it, never thought of it to buy a box
and bring it in. Never thought of it. Why you'll
bring us to the junkie dolt. I never thought.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
I was in Walmart last night, I saw a box
of extra toasted cheese. As I took a picture of it,
sent a Bellio and until she just mentioned it now,
never thought of bringing it in.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Why is that? I don't know. It's a roadblock. Yeah,
I don't know. It's some kind of weird block. I
don't know what it is. It's not that rude, it's right,
It's not that it's right.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Well, maybe I think that you know, you've got to,
you know, take your foot off the accelerated with the cheese.
It's you know, Oh, I see, you're really thinking of her.
I'm not saying that she's gaining weight. I'm just saying
that most of her calories are coming from Cheeseas.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
She was talking, you were just eating cheetos and tutsi.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Rolls, right, Is that right? You're eating tutsi rolls. That's
such a throwback.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Yeah. I had like nine totsi rolls. They bawled up
my stomach.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Now what happened? Would you get those like I'm from
Halloween candy or.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Free in the in the the snackyard?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I see, Yeah, tutsi roll is the only thing you
can only eat for free. You never go to a
seven eleven and get one. Yeah, especially the longer ones
that look like a turd, the bigger ones.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
It reminds it reminds me of of being a Halloween
trigger trader because they would just throw those little mini
touch roles.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Right.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
But but it's candy that you only eat when it's free,
and yet to improve the sales of it, they made
them bigger and look like dog turds.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Who thought of that?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Well, I think that who thought of that? I want
to say, the mounds bar looks more like a.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Like a turd, like yeah, baby Ruth, Wait, you mean
Joy looks like a turn almen.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Joy doesn't because it's you can see the almond.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Well, well, oh, baby Ruth. Yeah, you throw baby Ruth
in the pool. They're gonna drain it exactly. Yeah, have
you ever done that?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I used to kids used to do at the public
pool and and the you know, the lifeguards were on
to them. So lifeguards would just go in and grab
and go, guys, you're idiots.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
And then and then and.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Then the kids are like, wait, those kids aren't here today.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
Before Caddyshack. Yeah, oh yeah, I remember that came.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
No.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I was I was like eight or nine in Ohio
because we used we went to the rec center. My
grandparents were broke and my dad, I don't know, I
don't think he like laid enough money on him for
the summer to take care of us. So they would
take us to every day to the rec center. And
it was it was a public pool, and we used
(14:18):
to go every day. It was the highlight of our day.
And I remember back then, you know, you had to
sew a tag on your on your swimsuit and that's
your tag to get in. And for six kids and
two adults for the entire summer to go to this
public pool, I think was like twenty eight dollars, you know,
a sweet deal. And we spent seven eight hours a
day there. You know, that was every day we get
(14:39):
up and go to the pool. But this is what
this is what's remarkable, the difference between now and then.
My brothers and my sister, we wore one bathing suit
for June, July, and August one and my grandparents, my
grandmother didn't do the wash every day.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
So we'd come home, come home.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
From the pool, take a shower, go to bed, whatever,
wake up the next day to go to the pool.
Swim suits are still wet. Put on a wet suit,
and you know what it's like putting on a wet suit,
especially a onesie, a one piece they call him onesies
or one piece, one piece pie. But when you put
on a wet one piece, it's like lightning hit hitting you.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Well, you weren't wearing a one piece.
Speaker 8 (15:26):
I hope he was.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
But.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
I'm not wearing one now. I'm not wearing a bathing
suit all right now. But I didn't wear one. I
wore one piece. What would you had you had it?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Two?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
We know you don't need you don't need a bathing suit.
It's just it's like shorts that's.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
One piece trunks.
Speaker 11 (15:42):
No, he's mark is referring to like a woman's one
piece of bathing suit.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Yeah, or like the old school the old school men's.
Remember the old school men's they had an old shoulder
shoulder That's what I made it.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
How snutly is that?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
I don't know. You're the one who said one piece?
I'm thinking, oh my god?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yeah, is that when you're twelve?
Speaker 6 (16:01):
You know?
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Hey, who's the real skinny guy with the onesie? That's
that Conway?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Do you like baby Ruths?
Speaker 6 (16:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Let's give him this one.
Speaker 10 (16:12):
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Speaker 3 (16:18):
Hey are you coming out to the big Morongo party
this year?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
You won't be making it?
Speaker 5 (16:22):
What is the October twenty six and the sign ups
have closed? Velio said, that we've closed them.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
I know it's a how do you feel?
Speaker 6 (16:31):
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Speaker 3 (16:31):
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Speaker 4 (16:32):
I will be gambling at the moment that you're celebrating,
but I will be doing it.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Babe downstairs Las Vegas.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah. Sorry, I'm there that weekend, playing Vegas that weekend.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Okay, all right, Jerry Jones. You know who he is, Crozier.
You know Jerry Jones is right?
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (16:48):
I think so.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Yeah, he owns the Cowboys and he's pissed because the
Cowboys just lost four seven to nine. I think wasn't
that forty seven nine.
Speaker 8 (16:58):
Fifth worst loss of their of their existence?
Speaker 6 (17:01):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Right?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Wow? You know Krozy is a Cowboys fan.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Huge Cowboys fan.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
And a Dodger fan.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
What's your foot hockey team? Anybody probably Kings?
Speaker 6 (17:11):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Oh yeah, crab hurt my throat. All right, let's get
into Jerry Jones.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
He threatened to fire the two guys that he has
hosting his sports show on his sports station.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, this is not your job.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
Your job is to let me go over all the
reasons that I did something and I'm sorry that I
did it, that's not your job.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Well, my job is that, Well, what's their job after
you lose forty seven to nine?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
What's your job? Hey?
Speaker 5 (17:42):
The hot dogs were great, Yeah, parking it was easy
to get out of that stadium, Jerry, Yeah, because ninety
eight percent of the people left at halftime.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Is that their job?
Speaker 5 (17:53):
No, their job is to have mon and to let
everybody know how many, how horrible he is as an owner?
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Do it?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Do the do the fans like him as an owner
or not?
Speaker 8 (18:02):
Not particularly new?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
No?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Well, my job is to.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
Ask one job or I'll get another. I'll get somebody
else to ask these questions.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Man.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Wow, threatening them right on the air, Why that's so
rude to do These kids they can't be making more
than sixty grand a year, those two in Dallas. I
bet they're making seventy eighty grand. Yeah, but there's no
stat in contact. Okay, millionaires. But to do that on
the air to these two kids is disgraceful.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Yeah, I mean rich powerful guys oftentimes, will you know,
they they're not used to being but they do it.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
You can do it off this off the air.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
I gree You also can say hey, there are other
ways to handle it, like hey, guys, I understand that
the team's struggling right now. But you've got to understand,
you know, you're an ally of the team, and that's
one of the reasons here. I got to be a
better conversation I have.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
But he can also handle it with humor. Like, guys,
I don't know what you're talking about it. I missed
the game yesterday. Did we win?
Speaker 6 (19:00):
You know?
Speaker 5 (19:00):
He could have done something other than threatened he fired
both of them.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Well, my job is.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
Asked one job or I'll get another. I'll get somebody
else to ask these questions.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Man, Jerry, that's great that they laughed at him. He
threatened to fire him, and they laughed at him uncomfortably, though,
I get I give him that very uncomfortably laughed at him.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
Jerry. We're just we're trying to figure out why the team.
I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Jones threatened the jobs of the host of his weekly
radio appearance on one oh five point three The Fan
in Dallas.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
The host question, does.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
He own that station? Croach the Foundation? No, No, he
doesn't own the Fan.
Speaker 8 (19:40):
I don't think he owns the Fan.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
No, then, well, how could he fire him.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
If he owns the show.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Oh I see, okay, Oh yeah, you bet he owns
the show.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
I bet he does. Yeah, he guys on Jerry Jones
show writing. Jerry Jones is not going to show up
with those guys anymore.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I guess they need Jerry Jones to dob the Jerry
Jones Show.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
At least on that show. You'd need Jerry Jones.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
But wouldn't it be great to have the Jerry Jones
Show without Jerry Jones.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:06):
You know, I couldn't make it again today.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
Here's an interesting stat When Super Bowl thirty happened, the
Cowboys won their fifth Super Bowl out of thirty. This
year will be the fifty eighth Super Bowl and they
have not won or even been to one since that.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Wait, they won in ninety five. Yeah all right, son
three five, This would be thirty years.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Yeah, God almighty. And that's that's a team that tries
to win it every year. They don't have rebuilding years.
The definition of tries different than Jerry Jones's. Apparently, I
think they do. I think Dallas is aware that they
try to win every year.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Yeah, I mean that's Jones. Yeah, that's and that's the
big argument why people hate him. It's like your definition
of try is not the same as all.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Okay, but why don't they as the cheap I wouldn't
be a bad manager.
Speaker 8 (20:53):
Well, I mean he's the general manager, and general managers
the one who ends up picking the players.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Oh he's the GM.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
Yes, Oh that's what everybody wants. Everybody wants him to
fire the GM himself. Wait a minute, how long has
he been GM since? You know, since he bought the
team in eighty seven, eighty eight.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
But he doesn't know football, like like right, like you know,
real GM. He would argue, he won three super Bowls
in four years. Yeah, but he bought the team three
years ago. But I think a lot of residual talent
was already on that team when he bought him.
Speaker 8 (21:21):
No, not really, no, no, there was no They did amplete,
complete revail. They had Jimmy Johnson as their coach who
came from Miami, and that's what everybody attributes their.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Super Bowl wins to. Ye, I don't know that much
about that team. Well, how long has he bound the team?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Who's that?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Jerry Jones?
Speaker 8 (21:38):
He bought it? I think a eighty seven eighty I
don't remember the year. But okay, so it's gone up
in value slightly. Yeah, I think he bought it for
just under a billion at the time. I bet he
looked much less than everybody thought. You know, oh he
overpaid it. But you know, it's easily where it's it's
always every year the highest valued sports franchise on the play.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Oh yeah by far.
Speaker 8 (21:58):
Yeah, he's where probably twelve to fourteen billion, is that right?
Speaker 4 (22:03):
And he played football himself, right.
Speaker 8 (22:05):
Yeah, University of Arkansas. That's how he got Jimmy Johnson
to be the coach. They both played on the University
of Arkansas in college. Let me see how much I'm
gonna look this up real quick. I bet it's much
less than a billion. He bought it for one hundred
and forty million.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Forty yeah, I added a so, Jerry Jones bought the
team for one hundred and forty million dollars, and he also.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Bought the stadium at the same time as well.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Okay, for one hundred and forty Okay, So he bought
it for one hundred and forty million. Dallas Cowboys are
worth a cool eleven billion, whow not including the stadium.
I think that includes the stadium, including the stadium, So
eleven billion dollars. He paid one hundred and fourteen million,
(22:49):
So it's gone up ten. It's gone up ten, it's
gone up one hundred times, at least one hundred times
his money.
Speaker 8 (22:57):
He was in oil. I think that's where he got
his money.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
So man, oh man, what a guy. I'd fire these
two clowns too, if I had that kind of money.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
F those guys because of his lack of aggressiveness in
the off season, and it hasn't played a part in
their three and three start, and judging by the response
by Cowboy Nation on social media, they want Jones to
fire someone himself as the general manager. Boy, you know,
Jerry Jones is worth fifteen million dollars, fifteen billion dollars,
and he's threatening a radio host.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Really sounds like George Steinbrenner.
Speaker 8 (23:26):
It does Willie Martin back of the day.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
It's the NFL, not soft pitch softball, right, slow pitch.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Soler really sounds like George Steinbrenner, time Brenderer.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
But that's what real rich, powerful guys do. They don't
want to take any any any kind of static. And
so it's sort of like, guys, you're either on the
bus or you're off, and guess what you're off.
Speaker 8 (23:45):
When you're where, you see a lot of people online saying,
you know what, stop going to games, stop buying his stuff.
All he cares about is just the show and making money.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
When you're worth fifteen billion dollars, there's nobody in your
offic it says no to you. That's exactly right on anything.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
He's like an action really successful Donald Sterling. When Sterling
owned the Clippers, he was just in it to make
the money. He never really cared about actually putting a
quality team. And I believe that Jerry does want to
put a good team. He's just not good at it.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, all right.
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I have a show on YouTube. Yeah, the Mark Thompson Show.
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How's that going? Forty five thousand people?
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Forty seven thousand, yeah, so we're close to fifty. You know,
we're getting It's a lot of election you know, Trump
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Well it's not you know, it's a it's a it's
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He's like me, every time I go to that site
he's on.
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He is his videos on our site. So we get
you know, I don't know, not a lot. I mean,
forty seven thousand subscribers. His videos do a couple of
hundred thousand views.
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Yes, I look at your videos. Your top thirty five
videos are all him.
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Yeah, he brings all the boys to the yard. Wow,
it's unreal.
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What if Trump I loses, you still bang on him?
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Well, it's not. I mean again, it's not. Uh. The
answer is if Trump's in the the answer is to
Trump's in the news, we do it, but I don't
try to. I don't want to seek it out right.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
But what if he loses? You still do every Tuesday? Oh,
I see what I still do, David. That's a great question.
He's great on government and taxes and a bunch of
other stuff too. It's not always Trump. Yeah, like regulatory stuff.
He's really good.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
I mean we you know, we try to cover I
understand right in New York where he did the election season,
So we do a lot Trump right now. But otherwise
he's in Rochester, New York. What do you write for
the He wrote for the La Times Philadelphia Inquirer won
a Pulitzer for investigative work. I think he won that
with the Inquirer. He's written four best selling books and
he's uh, and he's quite prolific. I mean more books
(26:54):
than even that. Now, he's a professor at Rochester Institute
of Technology. But I'm telling you the guy's are super
you know. He may not be your flavor necessarily, not
not saying you, Tim, but I mean a person's flavor.
But I'm telling you he's a knowledgeable man.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Sounds like a knowledgeable guy. Yeah, all right. It's the
Mark Thompsons.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Show, and it's you know, it's eleven to one here
on the West Coast and two to four in the
East Coast, so you can watch any time on YouTube
or just listening to it. Right, we're right there along.
iHeartRadio Light with the John cole Belt Show.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
And your show, Mark Thompson on demand.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Yeah, Mark Thompsons, you're on demand.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Yeah, yeah, And that's that's cool.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Though.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I remember you first started yet one thousand people and
I got forty seven.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Though, and I always say it, and I've said it
on the show. We're just celebrated our two year anniversary,
and I've said, Tim, you and Ka five been very.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Supportive, honey, thank you. You deserve it, all right. Walgreens?
Do you like Walgreens?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Oh? Yes, I do. Why what's happening to them? No good? Oh, no,
no good? Why what's happening closing down.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
What.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Yeah, they're not into it anymore. They're not into the
drug store business anymore.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
What's going on with Walgreen?
Speaker 12 (27:55):
Says it is going to be a time of rebuilding
as it has to rework its business model in order
to do that. Hundreds of stores will soon be closing.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Where she do this from a runway, laar, this is
a Grand Prix event where.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
She work it.
Speaker 12 (28:11):
Hundreds of stores will soon be closing, a major hit
to the second largest pharmacy chain in the nation, as
Walgreens announces it's closing twelve hundred stores.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
Over the next three year.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
What's your pharmacy CVS?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
I use a local pharmacy, but I also like CVS.
I got to say CBS. There's a lot, a lot
of good stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yeah, I like CBS. Do you ever get closed at CVS?
Speaker 4 (28:34):
No? No, but I get there generic, you know how
they like they'll take a generic and an a histamine
and then they'll make it a CVS or a histamina. I
usually like the CVS any istamine.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Do you look down on people who buy clothes at CVS?
Speaker 7 (28:46):
No?
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Okay, absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
All right, You're you're safe step.
Speaker 12 (28:50):
It's maybe being in England to bed that's exactly what
Walgreens is trying to avoid, saying the closures will help
control operating costs and improve cash flow.
Speaker 13 (28:59):
When you look at the closures, it's a scary time.
It's a changing of it's horrible.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
I can't stand these stores closing every time you turn around.
More stores getting the hell out of.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Here our economy.
Speaker 13 (29:11):
Brick and mortar, you do what.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
They can't compete with Amazon, that's it. They cannot do it.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Just read to say that brick and mortar, brick and
mortars closing, You talk about it all.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
It can't do it, you talk about it.
Speaker 13 (29:21):
Brick and mortars are struggling all over the country. I
think more so in La County.
Speaker 12 (29:26):
Stuart Waldman, president of the Valley Industry and Commerce Association,
says increase crime and theft with some stores locking up
much of the merchandise, has had a huge impact, but
it's the pandemic that likely has had the biggest effect
on the bottom line.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Here's real, quickly why they're struggling. I went to Walmart
and want to get a certain deodorant. The guy comes
with twenty minutes to get the guy with the key,
he comes by. He opens up the cabinet. I said,
I'll take that one. He takes and he puts in
a plastic box with a lock on it, and he
gives it to me and I take it to the
(30:01):
front to go pay for it, and the guy at
the counter can't get the top off the plastic box
to get me the de owner, and he was hitting
it with a hammer. He was pulling it apart. He
couldn't get it open. So I split. I went home,
looked at Amazon. It was a cheaper price and it
could be there the next morning. Right, how do you
(30:23):
compete with that?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Yeah? How do you do it?
Speaker 3 (30:25):
You can't.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Everybody eventually will be on ordering online everything. All these
stores are going to close, all of them. They can't
stay afloat. And that sucks because I'm one of the
biggest fans of going out with my wife my daughter
to stores and just look around.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Yeah, I have to say there is a quality. I
was talking about this the other day about groceries. Yeah,
I love grocery shopping.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
I love it too. Yeah, what's your grocery store? Well,
Credit Joe's.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Right across the street, Whole Foods, and down the road
for me, Trader Joe's.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
I'm a new fan of Trader Joe's. I've never been
a big Trader Joe's fan. But the salads there great
Trader Joe's.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
I'd buy stuff I never would have thought i'd buy.
Wasn't like walking in looking for it, but I said,
oh my god, everything's quality there. Yeah, it's great, really cool. Yeah,
what's your estefish? What's your grocery store?
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Fond? Uh? Target? Target? Is that right?
Speaker 4 (31:12):
You're a Target guy, Tim, Yeah, but the Target.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
Here on the Empire has like nine items. They haven't
really fully committed to being a grocery store.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
But the one he's.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
One in Sherman Oaks, that's really a big the Target.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Yeah, yeah, but that one that has two stories, and
that confuses me. I never remember what's on what floor,
and I'd spend all day pulling my hair out or
jumping off the escalator like because I forgot something on
that floor.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
All Right, the Pandas are in. That's gonna be the
big story on the mo Kelly Show, he says, going
to do the first hour on the new Pandas.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Wow, I never would have guessed that.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
Yeah, he just told me that it should be an hour.
The new Pandas are here. Sure, all right, it's gonna win.
Tom So We're live on KIM six forty Conway Show
on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
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