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July 9, 2024 32 mins
Lack of prisoners to help Cal Fire w fires / Let’s get Kiki a job! // Walmart lawsuit over deceptive pricing / United airlines loses tire // Ernie Anderson stories / Del Taco 5 days in a row // Tim Conway Sr. Story about car dealership 
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It's KFI AM six forty and you'relistening to The Conway Show on demand on
the iHeartRadio app. Before we getinto Kiki, who works with us,
she's getting married to Brian. Yousaid you had an interesting story about prisoners.
Yeah, I did a story onmy show today that I thought of
you about, because you've been veryvocal about your prison workers helping out with

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these fire crews. I mean,they're actually a critical part of helping with
the cow fire situation. Oftentimes they'renot on the front lines. They may
be in any numbers of positions.You know, they're cooks and maintenance people
and all this. There's a wholesupport staff that goes into fighting these huge
fires. But oftentimes they are onthe front lines. But in any case,
it used to be that we hada really robust, big number of

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these prison firefighters. I want tosay, forty five hundred somewhere in that
lot. Yeah, now that numberis down to I think it's under eighteen
hundred. Well, is it thatnobody wants to fight fires anymore? It's
because there have been prison closures.There's been a prison reform and prison closures
in California, and as a result, they're just not as many prisoners who

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are eligible for this program, andit's creating a real issue here at fire
season because a lot of these crewsare used to support from these various prison
firefighters, and so now instead ofyou know, hosing out fires, they're
hosing nordstroms. I don't know thatthat's most of them. I think are

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probably back into society in some positiveway. But the instead of putting out
fires, they're putting out target Isee. I think that most of the
prisoners who would qualify for the programare not really a risk of ripping stuff
off. Really, that's my senseof it. Right, Okay, Kiki

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Ramana Ramando works with us? Right? Did I get that right? The
last name raymondo? Ray? Isit Raymondo? Yeah? Raymondo? Oh,
BELLI are totally is Romando. Idon't know anything about that. Well,
I spelled it, he said Ramondo. But then I said r A
Y M O N d O.I know, but I don't even know

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why we need to do the deepdive here exact. Okay, that means
Belly doesn't know her last name.All right, let's talk about Kiki.
You're getting married to a man justthat's weird. I know your parents know,
Yeah they do. Do you guyslike hold hands in public? Yep,

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we do. It's crazy. Peoplelook at you like you're in nineteen
seventy eight kind of Yeah, that'sweird. And your parents are cool it.
Yeah that make that would make funof you or try to hide that.
No, they're very approving. Really. Yeah, you didn't leave home
because you're a heterosexual. No,I don't. I just find it odd.

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Yeah, but to each his own, I guess, right up.
Yep. Do you guys fly aheterosexual flag? No? All right,
So you're marrying a man. God, that's so weird to say. And
you are looking for another job becauseyou want to help pay for the wedding.
I think that's very honorable. Yes, yeah, And have you applied

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for jobs? I have a lotof a lot of places where I've applied
to Target. Oh, okay,the one in the Empire Center, Yeah,
wow, there. I've applied inOrange County. I've applied at McDonald's
everywhere. You are a sweet woman, and nothing is too you know,

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low for you evidently, and andyou are you are the perfect person to
marry because because if if things everget tight, in your family, you
know with your husband. Oh Ican't even say it, but your husband,
you are willing to go out andwork to keep things going. Oh
yeah, and he is too.He has currently four jobs, going four

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jobs. What is he doing?He is doing so he has his main
job, He's a data analyst.He has his main, regular career job,
and then he's delivering for Dominoes parttime. Your parents know that,
yep, they do. Your parentsknow you're dating and marrying a Domino's delivery
guy. Yeah, because they getfree pizza out of oheh Is he even

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going to have the Domino's magnet logoon top of his car when you guys
drive away from the chapel? Yeah? What we might That actually is a
nice touch. I would recommend thatthat actually happened. Yeah, you never
know what might happen in the nextthree months. We might plan that out.
Did your your priest or? Ithink I got this right. Belly
told me that your pre said youryour wedding is going to be thirty minutes

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or less or it's free. Isthat true? Yeah? Tamn, that
is that would be nice. Ohwow, all right, So you're getting
married and you want to look forand you want another job and you're not
having a luck, nobody's calling youback. Nope, Oh no, Well
you've got an inn the Domino's,you know, if you can wait until
fall, I know a guy whoowns a pumpkin patch in North Hollywood.

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I think by that time I'll behaving my wedding already. All right,
And what happens when you apply forjob? You're a perfect employee. I
don't know. I just I havea get callbackswhere, No nothing. I
don't get callbacks, I don't getemails back. It's just a bunch of
nothing. And it's almost like Ihave like applying for jobs fatigue. It's

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starting to get really, really hard, and I can see why it's difficult
for a lot of other people whodon't have jobs. You're a very sweet
woman and I would be very proudto have you as a daughter. I
think you are, on a lotof levels, the perfect person. You
were raised properly, you work hard, and Bellio loves you and Bellio hates

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everybody. Well, is there anythingthat you could hire her to do?
Tim? You seem pretty high onher. No chance? What? Nah?
I don't know. I don't knowif my wife would let me start
hiring women. Now, I seeagain again, We've gone through that once.

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All right, So can can wegive out an email dress? Maybe
Conway show it? Yeah, conwayshowat iHeartMedia dot com. Okay, if
you're looking for a beautiful, greathard worker type US type US, yeah,
Conways show at iHeartMedia dot com.Yes, and we'll give you a

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huge shout out if you hire thisyoung lady. She's a great worker.
She's got a great personality. She'sa great worker. She would be a
huge asset to you and your company, and you'll love her. You will
go aps over her. This isthe second job she needs to help pay
for the wedding, Yes, inaddition to the jobs she has here.
Yeah. I will have to warnyou though. It is twenty twenty four

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and she is heterosexual. So that'sa warning. You have to deal with
that. Oh yeah, so outit really is. It's almost like nauseating,
it's like, oh my god.Anyway, So she is available starting

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today, tomorrow, tomorrow, Yeahtomorrow. I like the first day you
call in sick. That's your adviceto front load is not your advice.
I can't make it. When Istarted here at the station. I worked
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Ihad to take Thursday and Friday off the
first weeks that was committed to awedding. And rob Bertlich's like, got

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him money. I've never hired anybodywho it takes two days out the first
week. I go, well,I like to front load my vacation in
case I get fired. I guessthe disclaimer out there. My bachelorette is
coming up in three weeks, soI will be taking a whole week off.
You can't work today, you can'twork in three weeks. You're really
I wouldn't lead with this stuff,wouldn't. But she's really dedicated. Yeah,

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it's been transparent. You have torespect that. Yeah, okay,
right, all right, So ifyou were looking for an employee in either
La County or Orange County, isthat correct? Yes? Type us Conway
show at iHeartMedia dot com. Shecan do almost anything. She's very smart,
very dedicated, except for you know, calling in sick and going on

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her vacations. But she really isgreat. And if you hire will you'll
you'll have a beautiful, perfect employeeand you'll be like sort of part of
the show, I guess, andwe'll talk about your stupid company on the
air, and you know how she'snot, you know, working out what
went wrong, stealing crap. Thiswill be a little runner then what was

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kind of follow this? Yeah?You no longer listen in the station because
of how this fell through? Yeah, so high Kiki type us what the
term? That's a sound weird like? Email email us Conway Show at iHeartMedia
dot com. Yes, I Andshe really is a great employee. She's

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terrific here and I wish we couldpay her more money. We can't,
and so she needs money for herwedding coming up in the fall. I
believe the fall. You're getting married, Yes, in October? October?
What nineteenth? Oh that's cool.That's the day I wiped out my mom's
car when I was sixteen. Ohyeah, totaled her car on the nineteenth.
Happy anniversary. She's very happy aboutthat. All right. Conways Show

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type is Conways Show at iHeartMedia dotcom. You're looking for a beautiful,
great super employee who's very dedicated,very smart. She is the best.
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior ondemand from KFI AM six forty. So
we've already had three offers come infor Kiki. That's terrific. And guess

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who's job blocking her? Oh no, Belli. Oh, Sharon is standing
between her and the job offers.Bellio said. One of the job offers
that came up was a caterer inLake Forrest, and she said, Oh,
Kiki, that's too far for youto go. Why don't I take
it? I think I'm gonna call. Yeah, you should. I think
I'd be really good at that.I think you'd be great at it.

(10:18):
Thank you. You know, Andyou can do that mime work where you
do the broom. Oh would theylike that? I don't know. I
don't know. I would taste cateringhere, I come, I wouldn't do
it at the interview, Oh youdon't think so? No, am I
I would? I would? I'mwith Mark, I would, I would?
I would. I would say minimalmime work and job interviews, and

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in general, it's minimal, likelike two minutes, not like I'm stuck
in the box. No you're not, you know, walking against the wind.
You don't think that would be good? No, I don't think so.
God, mimes were so big fora while, weren't they. I'm
thinking about the like sixties and seventies, was it or the seven? Is
that it already? Who's the bigFrench mind? Yeah? Paul de Marcel

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Marceau, Yeah, Marcel Marceau.Yeah, he was really big and didn't
his tail come up? And he'sstunk? I think his is that Peppy
Lapew? His son or daughter alsobecame a mime. I think really,
Marcel Marshau tuge. How quiet thatdinner is? Yeah? There you go
between the dad and the daughter.It might go the other way. They

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don't shut up because on stage theydon't say anything. Yeah, so what
what are the other offers? Whatwas a cater What was a mime?
Yeah, one's a mime? Acatering mine? Okay? What was my
highway patrol? Right? Once fromsomebody with the CHP. I don't know

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what that is? Does Keky knowhow to ride a motorcycle? Unfortunately not,
You're out. One was from arecruiter of a nationwide company. Oh
Taste Catering in Lake Wow. Thisone maybe a temporary receptionist work weekends Diamond
Honda in Quente Hills. Oh takethat. Take that? I need a

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Honda. Take that? Please takethat and ask the you know the general
manager to give me an effing breakon a car. Jeez, God almighty,
this one is. She's taking theHonda one. You can he can
block all the other ones. Imean this went from you needing a job
and us helping you get that secondjob to Conway bigfooting it now so that

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he can get a car. That'sright, Yeah, that's the job.
Give me a Honda. All right. We got other news to get into
here. There's a lawsuit going on, a lawsuit going on with the lawsuits
at the Walmart. What did Walmartdo? I love Walmart? His newer
federal appeals court is ruled retail giantWalmart has to face a class action lawsuit

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over alledged if pricing. I'll getout of here. The lawsuit was filed
by a man who says that dozensof items he purchased at a store in
Illinois were wrung up as much asfifteen percent higher. Wow, so the
candy bar, instead of being adollar was a dollar fifteen then the price
listed on the shelf. The pseudoledges of similar discrepancies were also found in
stores in five other stands. Troublemaker, that guy, trouble maker is what

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he is are United Airlines the flightthat lost the tires more information on this
game. For the second time infour months, a United aircraft made by
Boeing lost a main landing gear wheelduring takeoff. This time it happened at
Lax on a flight bound for Denver. No one was hurt and the plane

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continued on to Denver, where itlanded safely. KTLA's Mary Beth McDade talked
with one of the passengers and joinsus live near lax with more mb oh,
right, we didn't hear from thepassengers yet. This is cool,
right KTLA, Right, think itout there? Yeahs you know, Mike
and Cher. We spoke to onepassenger who says that he and his fellow
passengers had no idea what had occurredhere at laaxdoring takeoff. He says,

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what about forty five minutes outside ofDenver? The pilot came over the public
announcement system and said, Okay,everyone, we're going to need to make
emergency landing and it's time to repairfor the brace position. Yeah, brace
brace, brace lyric the tire cameoff your aircraft contact so carl departure,

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let them know what you want todo. As a bowling plane was taking
off from lax around seven Monday morning, a wheel from the landing gear fell
off. It went rolling down therunway. It was it crossed another runway,
It almost hid another jet crossed anotherrunway. You know, that could
have killed somebody. Not only thetire, you know there's probably four or
five hundred pounds, but if thattire had gone and been sucked into an
engine or hit a plane while they'relanding, could have wiped them out.

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It was a United flight and routeto Denver across our God, they've got
to improve that. They've got toimprove the clarity of these pilots talking to
the tower. You know, it'slike it's all like, I won't Denver.
They got improve that. As whatlandon. Yeah, they went across

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two five west of the area andthat's over there to the south out the
southwest Alpha. We spoke to anOrange County man, Alan Stubblefield, who
was it bought a name Alan Stubblefield. Alan Stubblefield, nobody in his family
for generations has contacted a name changelawyer, the Stubb. They just went

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with the Stubbs. Stubby He's goingto give us the deal. Yeah,
Alan Stubblefield stubble Field Doublefield, whowas a passenger on United flight one oh
one. Yeah, what do yousay, Stubbs? He says they weren't
alerted to what had happened until aboutforty five minutes outside of Denver. Oh,
they get Await, that's exactly whatI want. I don't need to

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live every heartbeat of this thing.Bottom line it right before we land.
Tell us the situation, and thenthen I'll start to panic. Brace,
Brace, brace, I need twoand a half hours of panic before with
the Stubbs has to say here.Pilot came on the public PA and said,
apparently we've lost a tire on takeoffs. We're going to do an emergency

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landing in Denver. My cabin crewis going to instruct you how uh hope
this isn't the pilot talking as apassenger because he screwed up on this.
Pilot came on the public PA andsaid that's a PA. He doubled up
on public He said, the pilotcame on, you know, the pilot.

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Pilot came on the public PA andsaid it's not a public PA,
public PA and said, how you'reall going to do that? Cabin crew
then went over the brace positions inthe safety card. I think the options
were die. What were the options? I think the options were panic.
I think the options were ben Fordand grab your calves or or your ankles.

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Oh wait, this is angels gonnalove this. Ford and grab your
calves. This is great. Okay, all right, very rarely do I
get excited over this kind of crap. Here it is here, we go,
good luck. I think the optionswere ben Ford and grab your or

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your ankles. We got that one. I think the options were ben Ford
and grab your or your ankles.If you're taller and you're you know,
you don't have enough room for that, cross your arms on the seat that's
in front of you and rest yourhead on your arms. But it was

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time to land. The pilot toldthem to get into the emergency position,
just like what we've seen on moviesbefore all the flights. You gotta brace,
brace, brace braids. Ben Fordand grab your are your ankles?
Oh my god, ben Ford andgrab your are your ankle? I think
I can make it a little betterhere. Okay, here's here's the final

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product. Here. Ben Ford andgrab your are your ankles? Oh that's
great. You're listening to Tim ConwayJunior on demand from kf I am six
forty. All we do during thecommercial break is do or any and impressions.
Sometimes it's true Saturday, get intothat kind of jagged then, Yeah,
what was the lineup? He wasgreat? Saturday, It's hook Her,

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followed by Fantasy follow Hooker, followedby love Boat and Fantasy Islands Saturday
and what's going on on Fantasy Island? Fantasy Island, Mister Rourke foles into
his own web of romance? Thenthen love Boat, Love Boat, Captain
Steubings in for surprise on love Boat. Then out of the Island that weaves

(19:03):
a web of dreams. It tookHer, followed by Fantasy Island and Love
About Saturday. I'm so glad.I was alive to hear that. He
was so great man. He wasthe he was the best promo voice of
ABC, and he was Tim's palelike it's he was so he informed my
childhood. He informed my life reallywell. I watched a lot of TV,

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so that guy was everywhere and hisvoice was so cut through, and
he did all the four commercials andI remember he did Honda Motorcycles, he
did everything. You know, mydad was with Ernie Anderson over in Hawaii,
and Ernie Anderson was he played golf, but he wasn't great at it
and he didn't have the wardrobe down. But he saw a pair of golf

(19:49):
pants before he left and bought him. And so he showed up to play
golf with my dad and a coupleother guys, and he was wearing pants
that were plaid from the waist tothe knee and then stripe from the knee
to the ankle. I just likea clown would wear. And some guy
said, uh, hey, nicepants. And he turned around, took

(20:11):
the cigarette out of his mouth andgoes, they covered my nuts. Oh
my god. I mean the bestthing is that voice too? Yeah,
to boil it down to you know. They Yes, that's the day he
got in the car and it washotter than hell. It was like one

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hundred degrees in Hawaii heat wave.And he's like, man hit me with
that Max. That was a manhit me with that Max. God,
he's just so great. Is thebest Kiki We had her on at the
five o'clock hour that was great,or six o'clock hour, that was great.
And she's gotten a couple of joboffers. Yeah, and she's gonna

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take the one at Diamond Honda,and I'm getting the Honda Pie or the
Prologue. I've already looked at them. You're gonna keep this deal up because
you're working for Honda and point thehills wherever you're working, wherever that thing
is, and I'm getting that car. So okay, don't screw this up.

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Seriously, don't take one of these, uh you know jobs at Burger
King where I can't you know,what are you gonna get? There's nothing
chicken sandwich. But you did encourageher to get a job at Del Taco's
so she could extra cheese on youextra cheese. Wasn't it like a decent
amount of yes, but not toomuch? Right? Yeah? I went
to Del taco last night, Ithink the fifth day in a row.

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So I'm exhausted, and I gotthe two Del Tacos without tomatoes. And
guess what cheese fans when you sayno tomatoes, they throw a little extra
cheese at you. I didn't know. I didn't know loaded, But because
I'm like, you know that,did Steph Stephan Should you know that?

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What's that Bill Cosby Show? Isnot on reruns anymore. Yeah, it's
been out for a while. Ididn't know if you know. But my
car is also loaded with dry stripsof cheese. You know that little those
Yeah, the shreddings you get atde At del Taco. My car is
loaded with dried dead can't be goodduring the summer months. No, it's

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not. It's horrible. It isthe worst. Uh. You might be
an exception to this, Mark Thompson, but you know that. I think
it's ninety or eighty nine percent ofcars in the United States have at least
one French fry in them. That'sa great it's not wild. I love
that statistic. I don't even knowhow to come up with that statistic,

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but it's terrific. You like thatmore than you like the Jay Leno Joe
a lot more than the ja.It's not Jay Leno's Joe. He did.
He told it once and you toldit eleven times. Seems like a
knock on Leno, But maybe it'snot a knock. I told you Jay
did it right. You took itand you you ruined it all right,

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Kiki, a white car, giveme the white car chan or gray interior?
What's it going to take to getyou into one of these cars today,
sir. And if they don't giveme a deal, I'm going to
drive my car through the showroom window. Wow, okay man, that happened
before. I was with my dadwhen he drove through a showroom window at

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a dealership. What. I'll tellyou that story when I come back.
That's a great see that's a twoteas Tuesday. I love that. I
think it's a Tuesdeas Tuesday. Ican't wait to hear it. Oh no,
you were gonna hear Teas Tuesday tomorrowstarting in nine, god ripping off

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my act to Teas Tuesday tomorrow atnine trust me, trust me. You're
listening to Tim Conway Junior on demandfrom KFI Am six. Krozier joins us.
Yeah, ding dong with Krozier.His last news teas is at six

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forty four. Is that a teasera cat? Yeah, it's a teas
a tease and then the cast ison top and bottom then it hangs out,
which is kind of cool. Sowe all walk out together. That's
right, man, ding dog Allright, I've been asked not to play
this anymore on the air, soI won't. But I said, I
said, can we play one moretime? And I got the Okay.

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So it's a word that I bleeped. Some people are asking me to play
it again, but I can onlyplay one more time. So here we
go, ben Ford and grab youror your ankles. It's the guy who's
crashed in a plane. Ben Fordand grab your are your ankles? Oh
my god? What is he saying? He said, grab your ankles?
What is he saying though that youbleeped? I don't know. Well,

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I can go back and play itfor you. Yeah, let's do that.
Okay, all right, I cantake out the edit and go back
and play there. Take out theedit, all right, Here we go,
ben Ford and grab your calves oror your ankles. Grab your calves
or your ankles. Benford and grabhead and Ford and grab your calves or

(25:37):
your ankles. Ken Ford and grabyour calves or or your ankles. And
then instead I bleeped out calves,Ben Ford and grab your are your ankles?
And so when you were bleeping thatout, what were you trying to
imply that he was saying something nasty? Right? Yeah, so you grab
your whatever he was saying. Yeah, for now, I really get it.

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Yeah, no, I like it. It's nasty Yeah, because I'm
the Nasty Man. You work edgy, you work edgy from time. Do
you remember the Nasty Man. Yeah, Nasty Man just be on Kiss FM
and then he came over to KalaSex and did afternoons or evenings for a
while on on Kala Sex. Yeah. Ball guy right yeah, And Nasty

(26:25):
Light was his kid. What hehad a kid named and he called Nasty
Light and he was a cool guy. I like that guy, Nasty Man,
the bad with the plan and whathe did was he goes, I'll
tell you what I'm going to do, and then he would do what you
know. But he was always I'mgoing to tell you what I'm going to
do and then you give out ticketsor I see. He was a good

(26:47):
guy. I like that guy.The Nasty Man did. He must have
changed his handle and now he's probablystill in radio, but he's probably I'm
he's not the Nasty Man. Doyou remember ed Till? Yes? Yeah?
Do you remember ed Till? Yeah? I do. Do you remember
his song he was on? Itssaid too, It's said Till. And
because you may not like what Ihave to say, but I'm gonna say

(27:11):
it any way. He's the sharpesttongue in town that you never heard of.
That song the Nasty you know,the ed Till He's aid Till,
I don't remember. He was greatman, he was terrific. All those
guys were great. I'm I loveall of them. He was on what
was he on? He was oned Till, was on kalis X for

(27:36):
He's As a matter of fact,he's the guy when I lost my job
he replaced me. Oh yeah,which is really depressing. But I'm gonna
tell you the story real quick.My dad bought a Cadillac Seville. Remember
those Sevill's they had Coope Deville.Oh they're a big car, beautiful big
car. And my dad bought onefrom a car dealership in Van Eyes.

(27:59):
You can probably figure out which oneit is, but I don't want to
mention the name. And it wasin July, probably in the late seventies,
and as we were driving back toTarzana, the heater was on.
It was one hundred and eight inthe valley and he couldn't shut the heater
off. The heater was on.So my dad took it back the next
day and said, hey, theheater's on and it's one hundred and eight
out and this is really uncomfortable.They said, oh, I'm really sorry.

(28:21):
I apologize. So it's in therefor a week and they fixed the
heater and he drives away and it'syou know, now the air conditioning's on.
It's great. Then the next dayhe turns the air conditioning on.
It's just hot air again. Theheat's on again. So he takes it
back. He was there for anotherthree or four days and he gets it
back. Two days of air conditioningand then no air conditioning, the heats

(28:45):
on again. So he takes itback to the Cadillac store and he puts
the fender on the front showroom windowagainst the showroom window, and he inched
forward and it shatters, Oh mygod, into a million pieces. Wow.
And the guy comes out, hegoes, what's going on? And

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my dad goes, uh, theheaters still on it. Oh wow.
That's a terrific story. Until there'smore to that story. Though. My
dad ended up almost getting arrested forit and having to pay for the window.
Said he should have put the potatoin the front. Mo Kelly has

(29:32):
come into the building, Buddy,I thought the show at your house sounded
so great, you know, thethe July fourth party sounded I appreciate it.
Yeah, that was great. AndI didn't see the cake that won
the championship until yesterday. Ta Wallashowed it to me. Who made that
cake? That was my older sister. She is. You know, that's

(29:52):
something you would see on the onthe cover of magazine. And I'm telling
you she if I don't know whatshe does for a living, but if
she wants to make that cake everyyear, she could sell that cake for
one hundred bucks to these fancy youknow, Beverly Hillsites or whatever. She
just retired from LAX, working thirtyfour years for the City of Los Angeles.
She likes to bake in her freetime. But I have no idea
how she managed to pull that cakeoff. I've never seen anything like that

(30:15):
in my life. But she alsohad some great stories about you know,
we only hear about one out ofevery hundred incidents at LA right right.
And she would tell me and Icouldn't relay them on the air because it
was told to me in confidence.The things that we hear about the wheel
falling off, the person stuck inthe bathroom, or the person starts to
fight on the air. One outof every hundred, we don't hear about

(30:37):
most of them. That's scary.Now because we're paying attention more, we're
more sensitive to the ones we dohear about, but we don't hear about
most of them. Wow, thatwas That's scary as hell. Yeah,
you're scary. What's on the bigshow to night? Bub Well? I
don't know if I can match yourlevel of singing out us, but we'll
try. California is ranked fifth bestpaying their bills. Wonder who's one through

(31:02):
four? So driverless car incident inboth China and also Arizona. I'm going
to get into autonomous cars and seewhat's going wrong with them and gen z
they're freaking out. They're regretting thetattoos that they've gotten, and also they're
shaving their teeth. What right,they're shaving their teeth to make their teeth
even it's the newest TikTok train,Oh my god, and more. I

(31:26):
don't know if you heard about thislast night. I thought about you.
It happened in your area right asyou got off work last night at ten
o'clock. There was a bus driverI believe in South Los Angeles who asked
a homeless woman or a woman toget off the bus, she spit or
spat on him and then punched himand then left. Coming up at seven
thirty, nothing gets into the outfieldon Oh you know, we're gonna have

(31:48):
a metal update. When you wereyou know who was really thrilled with you
going to South Korea, Metro Metrobecause they missed like two or three incidents
when I was gone. Oh yeah, major incidents. They got a ten
day break from you. Look,I just want some acknowledgement from Metro.
They're going to start their own inhouse police force. I need some acknowledgement.

(32:09):
I need like a letter or youknow, like a resolution or key
to the city something you statue.Yes, you know, they're going to
put that police force together pretty rapidly. They said to have it fully up
and operational in five years. Okay, all right, five years, just
in time to miss the Olympics.Perfect, that's right, that's great,

(32:29):
all right, mo I thank youMark Thompson for coming on The Mark Thompson
Show on YouTube, The Mark ThompsonShow, check it out podcast Networks.
Thank you Moe Kelly and his wholegreat crew is coming up next right here
on KFI AM six forty Conway Showon demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now,
you can always hear us live onKFI AM six forty four to seven

(32:51):
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