November 12, 2024 • 34 mins
Jay Leno one day you’re on Carson, and Conway. Tim’s Jay Leno story on dating his wife / Tim’s life as a stand-up comedian...all 3 months. Disney cruise saves catamaran / Mark voiced ‘When Catamaran’s Attack-1,2,3,4,5’
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am six forty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeart radio app. Kate Leto
is saying with us, which is really cool. This is
like a you know, growing up watching the Tonight Show
and you taking over for Carson and then for you
to be sitting here right now, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Well, thank you, thank It shows you how much I've
fallenable one day to next day. Lock fil A out
of the window. Yeah, that's right, it's just a Chick
fil A out the window.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
That's right. Let's talk about favorite restaurant, your favorite, your
Italian favorite, and you also cook. Well, there should be
a great one, uh on on Magnolia.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
It's across the street from Pinocchios.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Is very really I like PoCA. Oh the guy across
the street was great.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Oh my god was good. And he got fed up
with something whatever. But but that was fird. I'll tell
you a funny story. Somebody in my crew goes to
Italy and they go to Fumari, which is the village
where my grandfather came from. So they go, Jay, when
this when from Mari, and everybody there looks like you.
I go I know that's where my grandfather came from.
They came to America. Okay, my grandfather born in eighteen
(01:11):
fifty seven. Wow, okay, okay, so I am okay so uh.
He meets the mayor, so he bites the mayor when
you're in America, come to the tonight. Six months later,
Jay the mayor from what the mayor and the mayor
comes in after the show. He looks like Italian Mary.
He's got the little hat. It's too small for his
head to suit. The buttons are too far party because
(01:33):
he's more in a too nice kind of fan. He goes,
he's Aleno and the mayor of from Ari. Your grandfather
one nice to meet you. Sag goes, listen, we want
to build a statue of a you and your grandfather
to put in a town square. I said, you know,
I'm not really a statue. Oh no, no, you toomorrow
is from humble beginnings. Your grandfather, his grandson becomes a
huge starter to our village. You would meet so much
(01:55):
to have the statue of you and your grandfather. You're
a town square. He says, will you give a femis
I said, well all right, yes, thank you. He goes yes,
good Now, the basic statue is a seventy five thousand
dollars if you want to be on the hill looking down.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I don't you know what I said.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I don't really know.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I believe that I mean something as to pay for it.
I know, I understand I said. I appreciate it. It couldn't
be the most Italian thing.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, just hilarious.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Good wait, your grandfather was born before the Civil War
or the Civil War? Woh that is that I did
in nineteen fifty seven. Yeah, he's almost one hundred years old.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
My dad was born in nineteen ten. Yeah, wow, you
know what that's that's great jeans. You're gonna be around
a long time.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Well, we'll see. You know, I was talking about you know,
you had a great line we were talking about during
the commercial break. If you you know a lot of
people have these catalytic converters stolen off their car, and
if you take it off your own car, well, this
is what it's a problem.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's a federal offense because it's a government mandate. You know,
So you take catilica, it's a ten thousand dollar fine
to mess with the emission system on your car.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Ten thousand dollars. Fine, if you do it.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
If you do it, yes, but if your catalytic converter
is stolen by a thief, it's a misdemeanor film So
you you would actually what you usual to do is
hire a thief to take your catle converter off right,
And what do.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
They get the guy that steals the catalytic converter, they're
three thousand dollars to replace. You know, I had a
friend of mine. You just need all these CD people
when you're in show business.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
And this guy used to steal cars and he would say,
what do you think you get for stole Mercedes?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
A thousand, ten thousand, No, seventy five bucks?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
And he said I had to steal two or three
a night to make enough money. But you know, and
then they sell it to a shop shop and he
sells a pal and till every piece of the car's
gone you And that's that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
That's what it is. It's hard to sell nowadays because
they're all numbers.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, and cattle converter is also it's illegal to sell them,
so you got to sell them to someone who knows
he's buying. So he's committing a crime by buying it
from you, so he's not going to pay you anything
for it.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's a terrible thing. But you know,
up until recently, fire engines didn't have the catillac converse.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Now they all do.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
What's the what's the advantage of not having.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Well in the old days when emissions was not as
computer oriented as is now and they couldn't regulate it
quite as well, if you took the catalytic converter off
your car, your engine ran better because it ran a
little cooler, you know, didn't have to be quite so lean,
so you got better mileage and more power. Uh. Fire
(04:39):
engines have to perform at a certain standard, so they
were exempt for years until they came up with modern
more mind modern fire engines, the more up to date equipment,
you know. So now now they all have catallic converter.
Even motorcycles do.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
All right.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
The Grossmanburn Foundation dot org. That's the big charity event
a week from tomorrow. You can go tickets there Grossbandburn
Foundation dot org. And you're auctioning off a tour of Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I'm a tour of the garage too, and yeah, yeah,
I mean go to the foundation and click on that
and go down events, and I mean, you see that.
It's it's really heartbreaking to go in that burn word
and you see these little kids, you know, and it
really is anything you can make a donat and it's
one hundred percent deductible. It's it's it's all legit. The
doctor's not he's doing it for free. I'm doing it
(05:26):
for free. You know. I felt so guilty after being
there that I just wanted to help these kids out
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Is is your garage in la or in the valley.
It's in Burbank Burbank Airport. Yeah, oh I knew the airport. Okay, right,
you have somebody maintained for you, and somebody keeps it clean. Well,
I have people who work there. I keep it clean.
You know you're there? Are you there every day? I'm
there every day?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Really? Yeah, it's my Malibou beach out. I heard you
never sell one of those cars, you only give them away. Well, no, no,
I don't like to sell it. No, I like ill
mil is the whole garage and everything expensive to ensure
it's gotta be yeah, like hundreds of thousands of dollars. Yeah,
that's probably correct. Yeah, but that's fair to say you
never sell a car. No, no, I just like you
(06:08):
ever buy him anymore. Yeah, you're still buying cars.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You know something. I watch horders and go I don't
see the problem. I mean there's still a path to
the bedroom. Look, the guy can get into the bathroom. Look,
you just go around to the thing.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
You know.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, No, I don't know if you have electric cars.
I do have an electric.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I got a nineteen oh nine Baker Electric. I got
a nineteene Detroit Electric. They had electric before you had gas.
In fact, the year nineteen oh seven eight nine, a
third of the cars were steam, a third were electric,
and a third were gas. And there was a battle
which one was going to win. And we're kind of
going through that now. I think the next big player
is going to be hydrogen. That'll be the next one
(06:45):
to come.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I didn't know this until recently. I was watching YouTuber
or TikTok, where I go my information from. But the
Brownstones in Manhattan were built up three or four feet
and you had stairs because when they were built, the
streets were all filled with horse crap, right, that's right,
And people were tired of that.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
That's where there were dashboard comes dash was another word
for manure, so they would put a board in front,
so when the horses kicked up manure, it would hit
the board, it would hit the dash board.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Was absolutely yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
So then then then cars came on, and then he
had an engine in front. Now the dashboard obviously just
holds the gauges.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
But that's right.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And as you said, I think last time you're on
there was it was a great trade off from you know,
the horses filled with you know, horse crap and the
alternative was a puff of blue smoke.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I mean that seemed like, oh, this is so much
better than having six tons of manure in your sixty
tons of manure every day in New York City.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Do you remember your dad probably did this, maybe your
your grandfather. My grandfather used to do this in Cleveland.
When he would go to change the oil in his car.
He'd put two tires up on the curb and then
undo the this, you know, the screw there, this, you know,
the spiggert or whatever, the oil and then the oil
goes right into the gutter.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, go back to the earth where it came from.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
That's yeah, Yeah, that tells people that it goes right back.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
That's the beauty of it goes back to the earth.
Do you see it some recycling?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, all right, Jay, thank you, thank you, Thank you
to having on John Risman Burn Foundation, Dottter Well forget
to tip your waitress, drive the veil. Thank you, everybody.
Goodbye from tomorrow weak from tomorrow. All the money goes
to the kids. All right, thank you. So I really
appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty man.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That's great, Jay, let n't stop buying. He was just
for an hour and a half.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
You know, when he leaves, I try to remember what
story I'm trying to remember. I want to tell that
story that I just they all just leave me because
I'm in the moment laughing so hard.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I just forgot buddy. He took over for Johnny Carson. Yeah,
I mean, what what what other bigger iconic show and
celebrity is there in our era in the world.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
That's exactly right. I mean, what you're saying is so true.
That was the apex of show business. Went on that show.
It would make your life, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Or kill your career. You know exactly if you if
you went on, if you went on with with Johnny
Carson and you're a stand up comic and you did
your set, you did five minutes, three, five minutes, whatever
it is, and if Johnny invited you over to the
panel to sit next to him, you that made your career.
Agents called the next day, Advertisers called the next day,
(09:19):
writers called the next day. They all wanted a piece
of you. But if you weren't invited over to the panel,
you're done.
Speaker 6 (09:25):
I think if you got there, there's a whole bunch
of like subtle signs. Also, if you got the okay
sign from Johnny, like if he turned to you gave
you the okay, then you were still you were still okay,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I think.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
But if you if you really bought it. I didn't
see a lot of comics buy it on the Tonight Show.
Most of them had their act together pretty well, didn't they.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, oh yeah no.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
But by the time they got there, they've been vetted,
like their act had been over and over seen and well.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Plus, you know, a comedian does forty five minutes sometimes,
you know, with forty five minutes of great material. They're
only going to do three sure, so they can you know,
you know what, they their best three or five to
five minutes and knock it out.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
But he had of the era.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Carson had so many great comics and so much great talent,
and I mean from that curtain, just so many. He
was Seinfeld of course, and Ray Romano and Ohya carry
and you know. But but you're right, because you can
lose track. Jay is a very approachable kind of guy,
Arry Modest. You will lose track of the fact that, yeah,
he was at the apex of.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
He's the exact opposite of Johnny Carson, you know. And
you never saw Johnny Carson out, never heard him on
a radio show, never heard him on an interview anywhere.
I mean when he came in, he did the Tonight Show,
and he went home and he played tennis. You know,
he smoked the cigars or cigarettes. I think it was
like four or five packs a day and drank out
on the beach, sat on the beach, went through you know,
(10:49):
three or four different Joe Anne's I think.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Where Joanna Joanna.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I didn't ask this about I didn't ask Jay to
tell this story by Jay Leno when he was dating
his wife. When they were just dating and he knew
he was really into her. He said, I think I
can guess your birthday and she said okay, and he said,
I don't want her birthday. It's like September eighteenth. And
(11:18):
she said, how'd you know that? He said, every woman
he's ever been in love with was born on September eighteenth. Wow,
isn't that great?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
That's like eerie romance.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Is that weird? Yeah, there's a weird like connection whatever
that date is. I'm sure j O calls. I told me,
what do the only thing about my life for cars?
Hey a Bellio, great book and you get a star.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah that was impressive.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, very impressive.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
I mean good. It's always good to get him in
here because.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
He that's bell O.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
Yeah, oh my god, that was What the hell's going?
Who's running the board in there?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Jeez?
Speaker 6 (11:55):
That was crazy. I'm never going to say I've gotten
on that tonight is now.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Wow, we turned the volume down.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I'm just still ringing. I'm hearing since still ringing.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I have never heard that bell It's so loud in
my life.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
But nice booking.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
We thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
Yeah, it interrupted the company.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Did you see the reaction.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
Oh god, what were you saying about me?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Nothing, rings a bell.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
No, I was saying a great booking because Jay had
asked us to just to promote, you know, he said,
could you be would you be kind enough to promote?
The charity was at one hundred percent and then the
producer of the Year, Miss Bellio, said, Hey, if you're
in the r why don't you come by. I would
love to have you. And what was his reaction?
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Oh, I would love that. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Oh that's great. So on tuesdays, Mark and Jay, because
you're great, buddy, you have so much respect for or
for people in Hollywood that have done much, much, much
better than you have.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Well that took a left turn, didn't that, which is
pretty much everybody. But I thought you were going to
say I have such great respect for comedy, and you do,
and that that all used to come up as a
nightclub comic. I love those nightclub comics. I used to
be like a comedy comedy show rat.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I'd like to go the same way I used to
go to the comedy store. If you know, I saw
when you know, when Leno was starting in Letterman, you know,
and all those guys. I used to go to the
comedy store and literally was the last guy sitting there.
You gave it a shot once, didn't you. I gave
stand up. I did it for like three months, and
(13:45):
I had one one big gig. I had smaller gigs
that you know, like open mics and stuff like that,
but the one big gig I was hoping for Taylor
Dane at the rock scene. Wow guy. An agent friend
of mine, a guy named Bill gross my CM called me,
it goes Hey, the comic just got into a car
accident and he's not gonna be able to make it.
Can you go to the roxyat tonight? This is around noon?
(14:07):
He said, Can you go to the roxya tonight and
open for Taylor Dane? He said, yeah, sure. How long
do they need? About thirty five forty minutes? I said, yeah,
I'll write a couple of things down. I'll slide the
shot some stuff down. So I think I went to
lunch with a buddy and then like, oh, maybe I
should write some things down. And I went to the Roxy.
(14:29):
Ladies and gentlemen Tim Conway Junior, Hey, yeah, you doing
nice to see. I went through all forty minutes of
my material in I think two minutes out and I
had nothing left in the tank. So there's any laughs
and the stuff you had, no And they were throwing
crap at me. Yeah, I threw it. I heard a glass,
no men's underwear, I heard a glass whiz by my ear,
(14:57):
and there were a nap kNs and food and crap
like that. So I get off stage and the stage
man it goes, manager says, you got to get back
out there. She's not ready to go. She's not ready
for another half hour. I said, I got nothing else
going on, and she's and he said, you've got to
get this is the worst comic and worst you know
em barest, biggest you know went off on me. And
(15:19):
so I'm sitting backstage. I'm depressed on my mind. I
remember I was drinking a coke and the guy who
owns the club walks by. I think his name is Larry.
Said Hey, Larry, I was the stand up comic. He goes, yeah,
I heard.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
I'm surprised you stopping him to say hey, Larry.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I was the stand up Well here's here's the nerve
I had. I said, Hey, can I get that check
for five hundred dollars for minutes, and he puts his
arm around me and he says to his partner, Dave.
He goes, hey, Dave, this guy just ays for the check.
Isn't that great? You just get the hell out of here. Yeah,
(15:58):
he showed me the door. He goes, get out of here.
And I said, but I bet.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
What had you done previously that made them even call
to ask you or made you believe you could.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
It seems like you're the owner of the rock scene.
Are you married to the owner of the rock scene?
Speaker 4 (16:20):
No.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I did a couple of open mics that I don't know.
I thought it went okay, but he just needed somebody
in a pinch an emergency to get up there.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
And do you know, half hour for opening for Taylor Dane.
That's pretty great though, the Taylor Dane booking. But you
kind of just didn't.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I didn't know who Taylor Dane was before I opened
for her.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Yeah, that's tough.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Imagine she It was probably a two way street.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
It's tough. Uh, it's tough opening. I think for a
lot of these musical acts, I maybe tell me about it,
to tell I remember that Albert Brooks did a whole
chunk of his act on opening. It was on one
of his albums on opening, and he started as an
out of comic, obviously for Richie Havens, and he said
(17:02):
that the crowd was so loud and unruly and they
started throwing things, just like your crowd, and they started
chanting Richie, Richie, Richie.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
He said it was deafening.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
He said, I couldn't even get any material out there
yelling Richie Richie rich And he said, Finlight just had
to run off stage.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
But it's not it's not just us, you know, stand
up comics.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Who get ridiculed. I remember being at the Rolling Stone
concert at the Coliseum, probably in the eighties early eighties,
and there was a guy that was going to come
up and open for the Rolling Stones, and we'd never
heard of him. And he gets up on stage. He
plays two or three songs. People start throwing chairs at
him and drinks at him, and he finally had to
(17:45):
get security and he left the stage. They put him
on a bus and they had to police escort out
of there because people are trying to get him. Oh
my god, Yeah, you know who the guy was?
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Who's that?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Prince?
Speaker 8 (17:56):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Wow? How about that? That's a great door.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
It's not the rolling Stone crowd from the seventies, man,
different crowd, great store. Yeah, true story.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
I was in what was the venue?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
What was the coliseum?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, it was unbelievable. You know, different time, different day.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Man. That's a great story though, that's just yeah, as
you're saying.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah, so I don't know. I haven't. I haven't opened
for Taylor since.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
No, you guys, don't stay in touch.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
She's moved on. She had a big career and I
you know here, you're having a career here pretty big.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I am six forty.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
If you're just joining us, Tim open for Taylor Dane
on the Sunset Strip.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Thank you? Didn't quite just goes super well?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
It went horrible, but you know what's going to go well?
A week from tomorrow night when Jay Leno's at the
at the Comedy Magic.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Club, it's a benefit.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, week from tomorrow night, Crowsman Burnfoundation dot org. Go
get you tickets. Did you hear that story where there
was a Disney Cruise ship and they spotted a catamaran
that flipped over or was sing?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Is a wild that's a story out of a Disney movie.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
It's it's unbelieva. I'm gonna play the audio for you here,
and you're gonna have more information than you do now.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
For sailors waking up lucky to be a law.
Speaker 10 (19:21):
They were doing everything they can, but they knew that
they were entire situation.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
The US Coast Guard receiving a call for help around
eight thirty Sunday morning that a fifty foot catamaran was sinking.
Speaker 10 (19:33):
It was a Americ It's.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
A big catmaran fifty five feet. That's a huge, huge boat.
Speaker 10 (19:39):
It was a married couple, their daughter and a cousin.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
No, I don't like those videos where a couple, married
couple travels around with their dog around the world, and
they go to foreign countries and they're out on this
at sea all night and then they find a little
like cove and they get nude, and they swim nude
and they eat they eat like strawberries, and there's supposed
to be like a happy, fun couple. But I think
when the cameras go off, they're probably just verbally beating
(20:06):
the hell out of each other.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
I see, like this is.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Your idea, Socks mosquitoes are the size of ponies around here,
got a mighty tony pie. These aren't the pirates we
saw at Disneyland.
Speaker 10 (20:18):
So the oldest being seventy four and the youngest being
twenty five.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Seventy four is way too old to travel around the world.
Speaker 9 (20:24):
That Cadam ran the boat known as the Serenity proving
to be anything, but it was located two hundred and
thirty nautical miles off the coast of Bermuda, a gasket
failure in the escape hatch, disabling the boat eventually taking
on water.
Speaker 10 (20:38):
They're prepared with their life saving equipment. They had a
float plan. If it weren't for that preparation, then they
would likely still be out there wondering if help would
ever arrive.
Speaker 9 (20:49):
Wow, Just roughly eighty nautical miles away, the Disney Treasure
making its way to its new home and port Canaveral,
as the newest ship in the Disney Cruise Line fleet,
which is set to make its debut voyage next month.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Oh, so they're delivering this Disney ship. It's empty, there's
no passengers on it, and they and they, I guess
some in that ship to go pick these idiots up.
Speaker 10 (21:11):
Once the cruise ship was within radio contact, they worked
directly with the sailing vessel and they're super helpful, super
willing to do whatever they could to help these people.
Speaker 9 (21:20):
The crew launching one of their lifeboats bringing all the
passengers on board with no injuries reported.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
How about that, though, you're on that cruise ship now
and you're the only passengers.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Yeah, it's pretty wild. Though. There's not gonna be any
of the entertainment, no pictures of Mickey. Yeah, that's none
of that.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
That's over. You know, you're just going to sit in
that room and you know Helpfuld Towels.
Speaker 9 (21:43):
The captain of the Disney Treasure, saying in a statement,
we are pleased that the Disney Treasure was able to
provide aid to the boat passengers in peril.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
You know, that's great karma for the Disney Treasure, great
karma that it starts off saving people's lives. You know,
when you have a ship, you want good karma always.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
Oh, that's true, you actually, and I think it gave
me some superstition for something around the ships, I believe.
I can't remember what they were, but I can't either.
But there is a very specific dance you have to do.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Oh yeah, arm and you never rename a ship.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
That was what it wasnaming trouble. You know what, that's
the nerve. Here's some here's some useless trivia for you.
That's the way the word posh came from. You know,
posh means like upper class. When the boat would go
from from Europe to Australia, you would want the port
side out because that's the shady side, shady side home.
(22:39):
So port side out, shady side home p o s
h oh wow about that. I'm sorry, port side out,
starboard side home because that's the shady side of the
port side out and starboard side home poshh yeah. Because
they had no air conditioning and the guys in the
sun were burning up, burning alive on that ship. Sure
(23:01):
you know, the guys in the shade were enjoying themselves
because they were on the port side out, starboard side home.
Speaker 9 (23:07):
Our crew members work together on the rescue, skillfully demonstrating
their training and commitment to safe.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Good for Disney ship. Didn't you do when catamarans go bad?
One Adamarin's bad go to you?
Speaker 6 (23:20):
I did when good Times Go bad, which would have
been in which one, two, three, and four I think.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Wait, but you also did when animals attack one, Animals
attack two, animals attack three, three, four, and animals attack
four animals. I gotta say the whole title because I
want to give you credit. Animals attack four and animal
animals attack five.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Did you do animals attack six?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
I don't remember there being a sixth?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
What about busted on the Job one? And busted on
the job too, and busted on the job three and
no way, yeah, busted on job four.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
We definitely did five of them, and I think we
did six of them.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
It was the video of people were doing crap in
the workplace.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
It was a very early the security camera stuff like
now you have a lot of stuff, but back then
free cell phone. Everybody remembers from Busting on the job
the it was in the break room security camera caught
the guy peeing in the the coffee pot and then
(24:20):
putting the coffee pot back. That's what that was, like,
the the cornerstone piece.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Of video that they loved. Did they let him go?
Speaker 6 (24:28):
I don't know what happened to him, Yes, I believe it.
After it was How thin?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
How thin is the line between busted on the job
and shocking behavior caught on video.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
Shocking behavior caught on tape, caught on tape. Yes, that
was the name of the show. And there were three
of those.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I think so shocking behavior caught on tape, one, shocking
behavior caught on tape two, and then a third one
shocking behavior caught on tape three.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Three.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
And this guy doctor is giving a lesson of insurance fraud,
thank you. And this chef is adding a little secret
sauce for this hammer.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
What are these people out in common? They've all been
busted on the job, but some of my best works,
thank you.
Speaker 6 (25:25):
Good times go bad, well, when good times go bad,
like the catamaran thing would have been, when good times
go bad. You know, this couple is going for a
you know, is taking the ultimate trip, you know, with
the mother and their daughter. They're going out on the
catamaran where they're going to circumnavigate.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
The globe and then you know, get break right exactly exactly.
They're floating until the Disney ship. Yeah, what is it,
excellence h Serenity?
Speaker 4 (25:53):
What was there?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yeah, yeah, Disney ship that saved.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Him the magic or something, you know what it was.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
What was the name of the Disney ship? That saved
these a float plan.
Speaker 10 (26:01):
If it weren't for that preparation, then they would they
would likely still be out there wondering if help would
ever arrive.
Speaker 9 (26:07):
Just roughly eighty nautical miles away. The Disney Treasure Makesney treasure.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yeah, all right, Disney Treasure showed up and seeing people's lives,
They've got to feel good about Disney from here on,
I would think.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
So.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, all right, Grossmanburn Foundation dot or go see Jay
Leno a week from tomorrow perform and all the money
goes to help kids who are burned. I can't think
of a better charity.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
Yeah, hundred percent of the proceeds go to the to
the charity.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
That's sweet.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
But you know, it's nice to have you and j
N at the same time.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
It's you know, I love Leno.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
I think you know, he came up through you know,
that whole world and nightclub comic and then you say,
as you point out apex of the of the industry,
of that world and the Tonight Show, it's just so cool.
He's got such great perspective and he's still very kind
of yeah, modest and.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Even like that dope Letterman gave him a hard time
you know.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
There was too much acrimony there. It's really too bad.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah, but I blame my letterman.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
You're listening to Tim conwaytun you're on demand from KF.
I am six forty.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
What a day, Yeah, spending the day with us. Hey, fellio,
can you get him to come on next Tuesday? Because
I'd rather do when you're here. You have a great
chemistry with him.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
I really like him. Thank you. I consider I considered
a treat whenever he comes on?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Would he come on next again? On next Tuesday? Look,
if the event's Wednesday, he can promote the event all night.
I bet he comes on. Why wouldn't he he'd call
I think he'd call in. No, I think he likes
coming in. Look he's he goes to his his garage,
right and he goes home. Why you know we'll have
(27:42):
food here, we'll have Italian food.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Oh good, Well you know we're making an event.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah, we'll get Baroni's in here.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
That that place he likes, that Bella Vista's. Uh, and
it's not there anyway, You had dump that. You can't
say the T word? Can you say boobs up?
Speaker 4 (28:02):
The restaurant?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Want boobs up?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Maybe? Okay?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Not the last one.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Okay, Look, it's a new vibe around. I don't know
what to say. So, but that Bella Vista went out
of business. It was right across the street from Pinocchio
Deli there, and that's a great deli and they had
Italian deli across the street from an Italian restaurant.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
Well, I mean, you know, there's nothing wrong with making
it an event, right, we try to do it.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Can you put that together? Bellio? Yeah? You need to
get Jay to come in and you gotta get food.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Hello, Jay, it's Sharon Bellio. It really went so well.
We'd like to make it more of an event. That's right,
next week.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Every Tuesday, we'll have Italian food and Jay Lenno. Yeah,
that's it'll be great.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Oh, I'd love it.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
I mean, first Italian Tuesdays.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
You know, you're.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
You're great, Bello, You really are. You know what when
I tell Belle she's great, she thinks I'm lying. She
thinks that sounds condescending.
Speaker 7 (29:03):
Because you are being concerned.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
No, I just said you're great.
Speaker 7 (29:09):
Yeah, but you say it like you're great.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yeah, well you are you're great. Well, how do you
want me to say it? I mean like.
Speaker 7 (29:14):
You, you are great, You are so great?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah about that?
Speaker 7 (29:18):
You're great?
Speaker 4 (29:19):
You're great.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Now, that's that's my Ernie Anderson version of it.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
You're great.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
And he and he he meant it.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
How about give me the Tim Conway Junior version.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
All right, well, you're great?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
How about that?
Speaker 7 (29:35):
Oh that was worse?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yeah, Oh my god, how could it be worse?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
All right, let's talk about Oh, this is okay, this
is a story.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I want to do a play for you. Here the
beach foot chase. How about this?
Speaker 8 (29:47):
The breaking news and Redondo Beach. That is where a
man ran into the ocean trying to get away from
police officers. Happened just after midnight ne're Catalina Avenue and
Avenue I. According to Redondo Police, the officers were responding
to a disturbance call where witnesses pointed out the Amanda officers.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
He said, where do you think he was going to
swim to Catalina?
Speaker 4 (30:08):
That's a bad plan, that's not thought through.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
And if you missed Catalina, your next stop is Hawaii.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
I was also thinking about you. Have you ever run
from the police? You know?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I did once? Okay, once I was and I don't
know if it was actually I thought they were chasing
us or not. But there was a liquor store used
to be on right near Wilburn, Ventura. It was a
liquor and wine store and my buddy and I went
in and we asked a guy to buy us a
twelve pack. We're sixteen, fifteen, and we asked a guy
(30:43):
to go in and buy us a twelve pack. And
he said, I'm not going to buy you a twelve pack.
I'm going to tell that cop over there that you
just tried to get me to buy you a twelve pack.
And I said, no, you're not really, And he walked
over to the cop car and pointed us out and
we took off. We started running. So I don't know
(31:05):
if he chased this or not.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's not going to chase you.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
But how about this. The guy that I did that
with went on to be an LAPD cop.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, and now he's chasing those guys instead of running
away from him. But you remember when you were a
kid trying to get somebody at a liquor store to
buy you liquor.
Speaker 6 (31:23):
Oh, yeah, you can't do that now because you can
lose your house.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Oh really, it's it's.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Oh yeah, I mean if you get you buy a
sixteen year old kid a twelve pack and he you know,
throws it around a phone pole.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Oh that's right, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
I mean back then it was is it contributing to
the delinquency of a minor?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Right, that was a real It was nothing, But now
it's you. You can go to jail for us your life.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Let's say you did buy, you know, a twelve pack
for these five kids and they, you know, slam into
a pole or a van, and you know, three or
four people die. You're going to jail for a long time,
maybe twenty thirty years. I've had people when I did uber.
I've had kids ask me to buy them liquor and
cigarettes and they would give me almost one hundred dollars
and I'm like, uh huh, some really absolutely, And I
(32:10):
got to where I would drop I was about to
drop them off, and like, are you sure, and they
would flash me the money again and taking that chance.
That's tempting though, right, you know it is. Oh man,
call me next time. I'll split it with you.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
That happened more than once. It happened about three times.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Really Yeah, wow, man, those kids are going and it's
funny because they get in the car and they have
already a plan of where they're gonna go. But then
halfway to the to the destination, we're like, hey, by
the way, can you buy me some beer? And then
another one was like, can you get me some cigarettes?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
And I'm like, wow, yeah, did they leave you a tip?
I get a good review.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
I'm sure I got a good tip, but I just
I was like, that's not worth my career and everything else.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Like I said, you can go to jail, you go
to prison. Yeah, for decades.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
I don't think I thought that. I haven't been asking
for so long to do it.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Yeah, I still do it, but I'm afraid that well,
I mean it's hard to say no. That's sweet, you know,
smiling these cases. They got a tough life at home.
They need a little buzz.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah, all right, don't forget Grossman Burnfoundation dot org. Go
support Jay Leno's big show and all the money goes
to the Grossman Burn Foundation. I wouldn't ask Jay how
much money he had on him.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Oh, we meant to do that. Oh that was how.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Much money do you have on you? I have eighteen
dollars I have, I have, I have more more. What
do you have, Belly? Do you have any money at all?
Let's see, I have so much money one, two, three, eight, nine,
ten thirty dollars on me. So if you're gonna roll
me once I leave here, you're gonna get thirty dollars
is pretty solid.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
All. You don't need cash for much these days.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
And if you try to roll me, you're gonna get
an ass kicking.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
Oh wow, oh no, yeah, well it's worth it. I
didn't realize you're like, yeah, yeah, jured weapon like that.
You bet belly will kill you. I grab belly, you run, well, yeah,
shar kick that guy's in Yeah, all.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Right, Grossmanburn Foundation dot Org. Right, okay, love it. Timmy
Danko and your Big Your Big Show over is uh
is a YouTube?
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Yeah, YouTube, The Mark Thompson Show. Check it out if
you want sometime.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
But and he's way up there and fuse, yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
We're doing well. We lived over a million and a
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Speaker 2 (34:24):
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Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am six forty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeart radio app. Kate Leto
is saying with us, which is really cool. This is
like a you know, growing up watching the Tonight Show
and you taking over for Carson and then for you
to be sitting here right now, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Well, thank you, thank It shows you how much I've
fallenable one day to next day. Lock fil A out
of the window. Yeah, that's right, it's just a Chick
fil A out the window.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
That's right. Let's talk about favorite restaurant, your favorite, your
Italian favorite, and you also cook. Well, there should be
a great one, uh on on Magnolia.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
It's across the street from Pinocchios.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Is very really I like PoCA. Oh the guy across
the street was great.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Oh my god was good. And he got fed up
with something whatever. But but that was fird. I'll tell
you a funny story. Somebody in my crew goes to
Italy and they go to Fumari, which is the village
where my grandfather came from. So they go, Jay, when
this when from Mari, and everybody there looks like you.
I go I know that's where my grandfather came from.
They came to America. Okay, my grandfather born in eighteen
(01:11):
fifty seven. Wow, okay, okay, so I am okay so uh.
He meets the mayor, so he bites the mayor when
you're in America, come to the tonight. Six months later,
Jay the mayor from what the mayor and the mayor
comes in after the show. He looks like Italian Mary.
He's got the little hat. It's too small for his
head to suit. The buttons are too far party because
(01:33):
he's more in a too nice kind of fan. He goes,
he's Aleno and the mayor of from Ari. Your grandfather
one nice to meet you. Sag goes, listen, we want
to build a statue of a you and your grandfather
to put in a town square. I said, you know,
I'm not really a statue. Oh no, no, you toomorrow
is from humble beginnings. Your grandfather, his grandson becomes a
huge starter to our village. You would meet so much
(01:55):
to have the statue of you and your grandfather. You're
a town square. He says, will you give a femis
I said, well all right, yes, thank you. He goes yes,
good Now, the basic statue is a seventy five thousand
dollars if you want to be on the hill looking down.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I don't you know what I said.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I don't really know.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I believe that I mean something as to pay for it.
I know, I understand I said. I appreciate it. It couldn't
be the most Italian thing.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, just hilarious.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Good wait, your grandfather was born before the Civil War
or the Civil War? Woh that is that I did
in nineteen fifty seven. Yeah, he's almost one hundred years old.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
My dad was born in nineteen ten. Yeah, wow, you
know what that's that's great jeans. You're gonna be around
a long time.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Well, we'll see. You know, I was talking about you know,
you had a great line we were talking about during
the commercial break. If you you know a lot of
people have these catalytic converters stolen off their car, and
if you take it off your own car, well, this
is what it's a problem.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's a federal offense because it's a government mandate. You know,
So you take catilica, it's a ten thousand dollar fine
to mess with the emission system on your car.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Ten thousand dollars. Fine, if you do it.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
If you do it, yes, but if your catalytic converter
is stolen by a thief, it's a misdemeanor film So
you you would actually what you usual to do is
hire a thief to take your catle converter off right,
And what do.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
They get the guy that steals the catalytic converter, they're
three thousand dollars to replace. You know, I had a
friend of mine. You just need all these CD people
when you're in show business.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
And this guy used to steal cars and he would say,
what do you think you get for stole Mercedes?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
A thousand, ten thousand, No, seventy five bucks?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
And he said I had to steal two or three
a night to make enough money. But you know, and
then they sell it to a shop shop and he
sells a pal and till every piece of the car's
gone you And that's that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
That's what it is. It's hard to sell nowadays because
they're all numbers.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, and cattle converter is also it's illegal to sell them,
so you got to sell them to someone who knows
he's buying. So he's committing a crime by buying it
from you, so he's not going to pay you anything
for it.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's a terrible thing. But you know,
up until recently, fire engines didn't have the catillac converse.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Now they all do.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
What's the what's the advantage of not having.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Well in the old days when emissions was not as
computer oriented as is now and they couldn't regulate it
quite as well, if you took the catalytic converter off
your car, your engine ran better because it ran a
little cooler, you know, didn't have to be quite so lean,
so you got better mileage and more power. Uh. Fire
(04:39):
engines have to perform at a certain standard, so they
were exempt for years until they came up with modern
more mind modern fire engines, the more up to date equipment,
you know. So now now they all have catallic converter.
Even motorcycles do.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
All right.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
The Grossmanburn Foundation dot org. That's the big charity event
a week from tomorrow. You can go tickets there Grossbandburn
Foundation dot org. And you're auctioning off a tour of Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I'm a tour of the garage too, and yeah, yeah,
I mean go to the foundation and click on that
and go down events, and I mean, you see that.
It's it's really heartbreaking to go in that burn word
and you see these little kids, you know, and it
really is anything you can make a donat and it's
one hundred percent deductible. It's it's it's all legit. The
doctor's not he's doing it for free. I'm doing it
(05:26):
for free. You know. I felt so guilty after being
there that I just wanted to help these kids out
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Is is your garage in la or in the valley.
It's in Burbank Burbank Airport. Yeah, oh I knew the airport. Okay, right,
you have somebody maintained for you, and somebody keeps it clean. Well,
I have people who work there. I keep it clean.
You know you're there? Are you there every day? I'm
there every day?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Really? Yeah, it's my Malibou beach out. I heard you
never sell one of those cars, you only give them away. Well, no, no,
I don't like to sell it. No, I like ill
mil is the whole garage and everything expensive to ensure
it's gotta be yeah, like hundreds of thousands of dollars. Yeah,
that's probably correct. Yeah, but that's fair to say you
never sell a car. No, no, I just like you
(06:08):
ever buy him anymore. Yeah, you're still buying cars.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You know something. I watch horders and go I don't
see the problem. I mean there's still a path to
the bedroom. Look, the guy can get into the bathroom. Look,
you just go around to the thing.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
You know.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, No, I don't know if you have electric cars.
I do have an electric.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I got a nineteen oh nine Baker Electric. I got
a nineteene Detroit Electric. They had electric before you had gas.
In fact, the year nineteen oh seven eight nine, a
third of the cars were steam, a third were electric,
and a third were gas. And there was a battle
which one was going to win. And we're kind of
going through that now. I think the next big player
is going to be hydrogen. That'll be the next one
(06:45):
to come.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I didn't know this until recently. I was watching YouTuber
or TikTok, where I go my information from. But the
Brownstones in Manhattan were built up three or four feet
and you had stairs because when they were built, the
streets were all filled with horse crap, right, that's right,
And people were tired of that.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
That's where there were dashboard comes dash was another word
for manure, so they would put a board in front,
so when the horses kicked up manure, it would hit
the board, it would hit the dash board.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Was absolutely yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
So then then then cars came on, and then he
had an engine in front. Now the dashboard obviously just
holds the gauges.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
But that's right.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And as you said, I think last time you're on
there was it was a great trade off from you know,
the horses filled with you know, horse crap and the
alternative was a puff of blue smoke.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I mean that seemed like, oh, this is so much
better than having six tons of manure in your sixty
tons of manure every day in New York City.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Do you remember your dad probably did this, maybe your
your grandfather. My grandfather used to do this in Cleveland.
When he would go to change the oil in his car.
He'd put two tires up on the curb and then
undo the this, you know, the screw there, this, you know,
the spiggert or whatever, the oil and then the oil
goes right into the gutter.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, go back to the earth where it came from.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
That's yeah, Yeah, that tells people that it goes right back.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
That's the beauty of it goes back to the earth.
Do you see it some recycling?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, all right, Jay, thank you, thank you, Thank you
to having on John Risman Burn Foundation, Dottter Well forget
to tip your waitress, drive the veil. Thank you, everybody.
Goodbye from tomorrow weak from tomorrow. All the money goes
to the kids. All right, thank you. So I really
appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty man.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That's great, Jay, let n't stop buying. He was just
for an hour and a half.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
You know, when he leaves, I try to remember what
story I'm trying to remember. I want to tell that
story that I just they all just leave me because
I'm in the moment laughing so hard.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I just forgot buddy. He took over for Johnny Carson. Yeah,
I mean, what what what other bigger iconic show and
celebrity is there in our era in the world.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
That's exactly right. I mean, what you're saying is so true.
That was the apex of show business. Went on that show.
It would make your life, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Or kill your career. You know exactly if you if
you went on, if you went on with with Johnny
Carson and you're a stand up comic and you did
your set, you did five minutes, three, five minutes, whatever
it is, and if Johnny invited you over to the
panel to sit next to him, you that made your career.
Agents called the next day, Advertisers called the next day,
(09:19):
writers called the next day. They all wanted a piece
of you. But if you weren't invited over to the panel,
you're done.
Speaker 6 (09:25):
I think if you got there, there's a whole bunch
of like subtle signs. Also, if you got the okay
sign from Johnny, like if he turned to you gave
you the okay, then you were still you were still okay,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I think.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
But if you if you really bought it. I didn't
see a lot of comics buy it on the Tonight Show.
Most of them had their act together pretty well, didn't they.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, oh yeah no.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
But by the time they got there, they've been vetted,
like their act had been over and over seen and well.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Plus, you know, a comedian does forty five minutes sometimes,
you know, with forty five minutes of great material. They're
only going to do three sure, so they can you know,
you know what, they their best three or five to
five minutes and knock it out.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
But he had of the era.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Carson had so many great comics and so much great talent,
and I mean from that curtain, just so many. He
was Seinfeld of course, and Ray Romano and Ohya carry
and you know. But but you're right, because you can
lose track. Jay is a very approachable kind of guy,
Arry Modest. You will lose track of the fact that, yeah,
he was at the apex of.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
He's the exact opposite of Johnny Carson, you know. And
you never saw Johnny Carson out, never heard him on
a radio show, never heard him on an interview anywhere.
I mean when he came in, he did the Tonight Show,
and he went home and he played tennis. You know,
he smoked the cigars or cigarettes. I think it was
like four or five packs a day and drank out
on the beach, sat on the beach, went through you know,
(10:49):
three or four different Joe Anne's I think.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Where Joanna Joanna.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I didn't ask this about I didn't ask Jay to
tell this story by Jay Leno when he was dating
his wife. When they were just dating and he knew
he was really into her. He said, I think I
can guess your birthday and she said okay, and he said,
I don't want her birthday. It's like September eighteenth. And
(11:18):
she said, how'd you know that? He said, every woman
he's ever been in love with was born on September eighteenth. Wow,
isn't that great?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
That's like eerie romance.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Is that weird? Yeah, there's a weird like connection whatever
that date is. I'm sure j O calls. I told me,
what do the only thing about my life for cars?
Hey a Bellio, great book and you get a star.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah that was impressive.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, very impressive.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
I mean good. It's always good to get him in
here because.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
He that's bell O.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
Yeah, oh my god, that was What the hell's going?
Who's running the board in there?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Jeez?
Speaker 6 (11:55):
That was crazy. I'm never going to say I've gotten
on that tonight is now.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Wow, we turned the volume down.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I'm just still ringing. I'm hearing since still ringing.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I have never heard that bell It's so loud in
my life.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
But nice booking.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
We thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
Yeah, it interrupted the company.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Did you see the reaction.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
Oh god, what were you saying about me?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Nothing, rings a bell.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
No, I was saying a great booking because Jay had
asked us to just to promote, you know, he said,
could you be would you be kind enough to promote?
The charity was at one hundred percent and then the
producer of the Year, Miss Bellio, said, Hey, if you're
in the r why don't you come by. I would
love to have you. And what was his reaction?
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Oh, I would love that. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Oh that's great. So on tuesdays, Mark and Jay, because
you're great, buddy, you have so much respect for or
for people in Hollywood that have done much, much, much
better than you have.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Well that took a left turn, didn't that, which is
pretty much everybody. But I thought you were going to
say I have such great respect for comedy, and you do,
and that that all used to come up as a
nightclub comic. I love those nightclub comics. I used to
be like a comedy comedy show rat.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I'd like to go the same way I used to
go to the comedy store. If you know, I saw
when you know, when Leno was starting in Letterman, you know,
and all those guys. I used to go to the
comedy store and literally was the last guy sitting there.
You gave it a shot once, didn't you. I gave
stand up. I did it for like three months, and
(13:45):
I had one one big gig. I had smaller gigs
that you know, like open mics and stuff like that,
but the one big gig I was hoping for Taylor
Dane at the rock scene. Wow guy. An agent friend
of mine, a guy named Bill gross my CM called me,
it goes Hey, the comic just got into a car
accident and he's not gonna be able to make it.
Can you go to the roxyat tonight? This is around noon?
(14:07):
He said, Can you go to the roxya tonight and
open for Taylor Dane? He said, yeah, sure. How long
do they need? About thirty five forty minutes? I said, yeah,
I'll write a couple of things down. I'll slide the
shot some stuff down. So I think I went to
lunch with a buddy and then like, oh, maybe I
should write some things down. And I went to the Roxy.
(14:29):
Ladies and gentlemen Tim Conway Junior, Hey, yeah, you doing
nice to see. I went through all forty minutes of
my material in I think two minutes out and I
had nothing left in the tank. So there's any laughs
and the stuff you had, no And they were throwing
crap at me. Yeah, I threw it. I heard a glass,
no men's underwear, I heard a glass whiz by my ear,
(14:57):
and there were a nap kNs and food and crap
like that. So I get off stage and the stage
man it goes, manager says, you got to get back
out there. She's not ready to go. She's not ready
for another half hour. I said, I got nothing else
going on, and she's and he said, you've got to
get this is the worst comic and worst you know
em barest, biggest you know went off on me. And
(15:19):
so I'm sitting backstage. I'm depressed on my mind. I
remember I was drinking a coke and the guy who
owns the club walks by. I think his name is Larry.
Said Hey, Larry, I was the stand up comic. He goes, yeah,
I heard.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
I'm surprised you stopping him to say hey, Larry.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I was the stand up Well here's here's the nerve
I had. I said, Hey, can I get that check
for five hundred dollars for minutes, and he puts his
arm around me and he says to his partner, Dave.
He goes, hey, Dave, this guy just ays for the check.
Isn't that great? You just get the hell out of here. Yeah,
(15:58):
he showed me the door. He goes, get out of here.
And I said, but I bet.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
What had you done previously that made them even call
to ask you or made you believe you could.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
It seems like you're the owner of the rock scene.
Are you married to the owner of the rock scene?
Speaker 4 (16:20):
No.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I did a couple of open mics that I don't know.
I thought it went okay, but he just needed somebody
in a pinch an emergency to get up there.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
And do you know, half hour for opening for Taylor Dane.
That's pretty great though, the Taylor Dane booking. But you
kind of just didn't.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I didn't know who Taylor Dane was before I opened
for her.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Yeah, that's tough.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Imagine she It was probably a two way street.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
It's tough. Uh, it's tough opening. I think for a
lot of these musical acts, I maybe tell me about it,
to tell I remember that Albert Brooks did a whole
chunk of his act on opening. It was on one
of his albums on opening, and he started as an
out of comic, obviously for Richie Havens, and he said
(17:02):
that the crowd was so loud and unruly and they
started throwing things, just like your crowd, and they started
chanting Richie, Richie, Richie.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
He said it was deafening.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
He said, I couldn't even get any material out there
yelling Richie Richie rich And he said, Finlight just had
to run off stage.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
But it's not it's not just us, you know, stand
up comics.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Who get ridiculed. I remember being at the Rolling Stone
concert at the Coliseum, probably in the eighties early eighties,
and there was a guy that was going to come
up and open for the Rolling Stones, and we'd never
heard of him. And he gets up on stage. He
plays two or three songs. People start throwing chairs at
him and drinks at him, and he finally had to
(17:45):
get security and he left the stage. They put him
on a bus and they had to police escort out
of there because people are trying to get him. Oh
my god, Yeah, you know who the guy was?
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Who's that?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Prince?
Speaker 8 (17:56):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Wow? How about that? That's a great door.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
It's not the rolling Stone crowd from the seventies, man,
different crowd, great store. Yeah, true story.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
I was in what was the venue?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
What was the coliseum?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, it was unbelievable. You know, different time, different day.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Man. That's a great story though, that's just yeah, as
you're saying.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah, so I don't know. I haven't. I haven't opened
for Taylor since.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
No, you guys, don't stay in touch.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
She's moved on. She had a big career and I
you know here, you're having a career here pretty big.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I am six forty.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
If you're just joining us, Tim open for Taylor Dane
on the Sunset Strip.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Thank you? Didn't quite just goes super well?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
It went horrible, but you know what's going to go well?
A week from tomorrow night when Jay Leno's at the
at the Comedy Magic.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Club, it's a benefit.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, week from tomorrow night, Crowsman Burnfoundation dot org. Go
get you tickets. Did you hear that story where there
was a Disney Cruise ship and they spotted a catamaran
that flipped over or was sing?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Is a wild that's a story out of a Disney movie.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
It's it's unbelieva. I'm gonna play the audio for you here,
and you're gonna have more information than you do now.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
For sailors waking up lucky to be a law.
Speaker 10 (19:21):
They were doing everything they can, but they knew that
they were entire situation.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
The US Coast Guard receiving a call for help around
eight thirty Sunday morning that a fifty foot catamaran was sinking.
Speaker 10 (19:33):
It was a Americ It's.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
A big catmaran fifty five feet. That's a huge, huge boat.
Speaker 10 (19:39):
It was a married couple, their daughter and a cousin.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
No, I don't like those videos where a couple, married
couple travels around with their dog around the world, and
they go to foreign countries and they're out on this
at sea all night and then they find a little
like cove and they get nude, and they swim nude
and they eat they eat like strawberries, and there's supposed
to be like a happy, fun couple. But I think
when the cameras go off, they're probably just verbally beating
(20:06):
the hell out of each other.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
I see, like this is.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Your idea, Socks mosquitoes are the size of ponies around here,
got a mighty tony pie. These aren't the pirates we
saw at Disneyland.
Speaker 10 (20:18):
So the oldest being seventy four and the youngest being
twenty five.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Seventy four is way too old to travel around the world.
Speaker 9 (20:24):
That Cadam ran the boat known as the Serenity proving
to be anything, but it was located two hundred and
thirty nautical miles off the coast of Bermuda, a gasket
failure in the escape hatch, disabling the boat eventually taking
on water.
Speaker 10 (20:38):
They're prepared with their life saving equipment. They had a
float plan. If it weren't for that preparation, then they
would likely still be out there wondering if help would
ever arrive.
Speaker 9 (20:49):
Wow, Just roughly eighty nautical miles away, the Disney Treasure
making its way to its new home and port Canaveral,
as the newest ship in the Disney Cruise Line fleet,
which is set to make its debut voyage next month.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Oh, so they're delivering this Disney ship. It's empty, there's
no passengers on it, and they and they, I guess
some in that ship to go pick these idiots up.
Speaker 10 (21:11):
Once the cruise ship was within radio contact, they worked
directly with the sailing vessel and they're super helpful, super
willing to do whatever they could to help these people.
Speaker 9 (21:20):
The crew launching one of their lifeboats bringing all the
passengers on board with no injuries reported.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
How about that, though, you're on that cruise ship now
and you're the only passengers.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Yeah, it's pretty wild. Though. There's not gonna be any
of the entertainment, no pictures of Mickey. Yeah, that's none
of that.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
That's over. You know, you're just going to sit in
that room and you know Helpfuld Towels.
Speaker 9 (21:43):
The captain of the Disney Treasure, saying in a statement,
we are pleased that the Disney Treasure was able to
provide aid to the boat passengers in peril.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
You know, that's great karma for the Disney Treasure, great
karma that it starts off saving people's lives. You know,
when you have a ship, you want good karma always.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
Oh, that's true, you actually, and I think it gave
me some superstition for something around the ships, I believe.
I can't remember what they were, but I can't either.
But there is a very specific dance you have to do.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Oh yeah, arm and you never rename a ship.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
That was what it wasnaming trouble. You know what, that's
the nerve. Here's some here's some useless trivia for you.
That's the way the word posh came from. You know,
posh means like upper class. When the boat would go
from from Europe to Australia, you would want the port
side out because that's the shady side, shady side home.
(22:39):
So port side out, shady side home p o s
h oh wow about that. I'm sorry, port side out,
starboard side home because that's the shady side of the
port side out and starboard side home poshh yeah. Because
they had no air conditioning and the guys in the
sun were burning up, burning alive on that ship. Sure
(23:01):
you know, the guys in the shade were enjoying themselves
because they were on the port side out, starboard side home.
Speaker 9 (23:07):
Our crew members work together on the rescue, skillfully demonstrating
their training and commitment to safe.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Good for Disney ship. Didn't you do when catamarans go bad?
One Adamarin's bad go to you?
Speaker 6 (23:20):
I did when good Times Go bad, which would have
been in which one, two, three, and four I think.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Wait, but you also did when animals attack one, Animals
attack two, animals attack three, three, four, and animals attack
four animals. I gotta say the whole title because I
want to give you credit. Animals attack four and animal
animals attack five.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Did you do animals attack six?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
I don't remember there being a sixth?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
What about busted on the Job one? And busted on
the job too, and busted on the job three and
no way, yeah, busted on job four.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
We definitely did five of them, and I think we
did six of them.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
It was the video of people were doing crap in
the workplace.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
It was a very early the security camera stuff like
now you have a lot of stuff, but back then
free cell phone. Everybody remembers from Busting on the job
the it was in the break room security camera caught
the guy peeing in the the coffee pot and then
(24:20):
putting the coffee pot back. That's what that was, like,
the the cornerstone piece.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Of video that they loved. Did they let him go?
Speaker 6 (24:28):
I don't know what happened to him, Yes, I believe it.
After it was How thin?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
How thin is the line between busted on the job
and shocking behavior caught on video.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
Shocking behavior caught on tape, caught on tape. Yes, that
was the name of the show. And there were three
of those.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I think so shocking behavior caught on tape, one, shocking
behavior caught on tape two, and then a third one
shocking behavior caught on tape three.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Three.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
And this guy doctor is giving a lesson of insurance fraud,
thank you. And this chef is adding a little secret
sauce for this hammer.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
What are these people out in common? They've all been
busted on the job, but some of my best works,
thank you.
Speaker 6 (25:25):
Good times go bad, well, when good times go bad,
like the catamaran thing would have been, when good times
go bad. You know, this couple is going for a
you know, is taking the ultimate trip, you know, with
the mother and their daughter. They're going out on the
catamaran where they're going to circumnavigate.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
The globe and then you know, get break right exactly exactly.
They're floating until the Disney ship. Yeah, what is it,
excellence h Serenity?
Speaker 4 (25:53):
What was there?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yeah, yeah, Disney ship that saved.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Him the magic or something, you know what it was.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
What was the name of the Disney ship? That saved
these a float plan.
Speaker 10 (26:01):
If it weren't for that preparation, then they would they
would likely still be out there wondering if help would
ever arrive.
Speaker 9 (26:07):
Just roughly eighty nautical miles away. The Disney Treasure Makesney treasure.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yeah, all right, Disney Treasure showed up and seeing people's lives,
They've got to feel good about Disney from here on,
I would think.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
So.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, all right, Grossmanburn Foundation dot or go see Jay
Leno a week from tomorrow perform and all the money
goes to help kids who are burned. I can't think
of a better charity.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
Yeah, hundred percent of the proceeds go to the to
the charity.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
That's sweet.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
But you know, it's nice to have you and j
N at the same time.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
It's you know, I love Leno.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
I think you know, he came up through you know,
that whole world and nightclub comic and then you say,
as you point out apex of the of the industry,
of that world and the Tonight Show, it's just so cool.
He's got such great perspective and he's still very kind
of yeah, modest and.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Even like that dope Letterman gave him a hard time
you know.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
There was too much acrimony there. It's really too bad.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah, but I blame my letterman.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
You're listening to Tim conwaytun you're on demand from KF.
I am six forty.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
What a day, Yeah, spending the day with us. Hey, fellio,
can you get him to come on next Tuesday? Because
I'd rather do when you're here. You have a great
chemistry with him.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
I really like him. Thank you. I consider I considered
a treat whenever he comes on?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Would he come on next again? On next Tuesday? Look,
if the event's Wednesday, he can promote the event all night.
I bet he comes on. Why wouldn't he he'd call
I think he'd call in. No, I think he likes
coming in. Look he's he goes to his his garage,
right and he goes home. Why you know we'll have
(27:42):
food here, we'll have Italian food.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Oh good, Well you know we're making an event.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah, we'll get Baroni's in here.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
That that place he likes, that Bella Vista's. Uh, and
it's not there anyway, You had dump that. You can't
say the T word? Can you say boobs up?
Speaker 4 (28:02):
The restaurant?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Want boobs up?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Maybe? Okay?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Not the last one.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Okay, Look, it's a new vibe around. I don't know
what to say. So, but that Bella Vista went out
of business. It was right across the street from Pinocchio
Deli there, and that's a great deli and they had
Italian deli across the street from an Italian restaurant.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
Well, I mean, you know, there's nothing wrong with making
it an event, right, we try to do it.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Can you put that together? Bellio? Yeah? You need to
get Jay to come in and you gotta get food.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Hello, Jay, it's Sharon Bellio. It really went so well.
We'd like to make it more of an event. That's right,
next week.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Every Tuesday, we'll have Italian food and Jay Lenno. Yeah,
that's it'll be great.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Oh, I'd love it.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
I mean, first Italian Tuesdays.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
You know, you're.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
You're great, Bello, You really are. You know what when
I tell Belle she's great, she thinks I'm lying. She
thinks that sounds condescending.
Speaker 7 (29:03):
Because you are being concerned.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
No, I just said you're great.
Speaker 7 (29:09):
Yeah, but you say it like you're great.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yeah, well you are you're great. Well, how do you
want me to say it? I mean like.
Speaker 7 (29:14):
You, you are great, You are so great?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah about that?
Speaker 7 (29:18):
You're great?
Speaker 4 (29:19):
You're great.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Now, that's that's my Ernie Anderson version of it.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
You're great.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
And he and he he meant it.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
How about give me the Tim Conway Junior version.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
All right, well, you're great?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
How about that?
Speaker 7 (29:35):
Oh that was worse?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yeah, Oh my god, how could it be worse?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
All right, let's talk about Oh, this is okay, this
is a story.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I want to do a play for you. Here the
beach foot chase. How about this?
Speaker 8 (29:47):
The breaking news and Redondo Beach. That is where a
man ran into the ocean trying to get away from
police officers. Happened just after midnight ne're Catalina Avenue and
Avenue I. According to Redondo Police, the officers were responding
to a disturbance call where witnesses pointed out the Amanda officers.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
He said, where do you think he was going to
swim to Catalina?
Speaker 4 (30:08):
That's a bad plan, that's not thought through.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
And if you missed Catalina, your next stop is Hawaii.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
I was also thinking about you. Have you ever run
from the police? You know?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I did once? Okay, once I was and I don't
know if it was actually I thought they were chasing
us or not. But there was a liquor store used
to be on right near Wilburn, Ventura. It was a
liquor and wine store and my buddy and I went
in and we asked a guy to buy us a
twelve pack. We're sixteen, fifteen, and we asked a guy
(30:43):
to go in and buy us a twelve pack. And
he said, I'm not going to buy you a twelve pack.
I'm going to tell that cop over there that you
just tried to get me to buy you a twelve pack.
And I said, no, you're not really, And he walked
over to the cop car and pointed us out and
we took off. We started running. So I don't know
(31:05):
if he chased this or not.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's not going to chase you.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
But how about this. The guy that I did that
with went on to be an LAPD cop.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, and now he's chasing those guys instead of running
away from him. But you remember when you were a
kid trying to get somebody at a liquor store to
buy you liquor.
Speaker 6 (31:23):
Oh, yeah, you can't do that now because you can
lose your house.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Oh really, it's it's.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Oh yeah, I mean if you get you buy a
sixteen year old kid a twelve pack and he you know,
throws it around a phone pole.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Oh that's right, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
I mean back then it was is it contributing to
the delinquency of a minor?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Right, that was a real It was nothing, But now
it's you. You can go to jail for us your life.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Let's say you did buy, you know, a twelve pack
for these five kids and they, you know, slam into
a pole or a van, and you know, three or
four people die. You're going to jail for a long time,
maybe twenty thirty years. I've had people when I did uber.
I've had kids ask me to buy them liquor and
cigarettes and they would give me almost one hundred dollars
and I'm like, uh huh, some really absolutely, And I
(32:10):
got to where I would drop I was about to
drop them off, and like, are you sure, and they
would flash me the money again and taking that chance.
That's tempting though, right, you know it is. Oh man,
call me next time. I'll split it with you.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
That happened more than once. It happened about three times.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Really Yeah, wow, man, those kids are going and it's
funny because they get in the car and they have
already a plan of where they're gonna go. But then
halfway to the to the destination, we're like, hey, by
the way, can you buy me some beer? And then
another one was like, can you get me some cigarettes?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
And I'm like, wow, yeah, did they leave you a tip?
I get a good review.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
I'm sure I got a good tip, but I just
I was like, that's not worth my career and everything else.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Like I said, you can go to jail, you go
to prison. Yeah, for decades.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
I don't think I thought that. I haven't been asking
for so long to do it.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Yeah, I still do it, but I'm afraid that well,
I mean it's hard to say no. That's sweet, you know,
smiling these cases. They got a tough life at home.
They need a little buzz.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah, all right, don't forget Grossman Burnfoundation dot org. Go
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to the Grossman Burn Foundation. I wouldn't ask Jay how
much money he had on him.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Oh, we meant to do that. Oh that was how.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Much money do you have on you? I have eighteen
dollars I have, I have, I have more more. What
do you have, Belly? Do you have any money at all?
Let's see, I have so much money one, two, three, eight, nine,
ten thirty dollars on me. So if you're gonna roll
me once I leave here, you're gonna get thirty dollars
is pretty solid.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
All. You don't need cash for much these days.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
And if you try to roll me, you're gonna get
an ass kicking.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
Oh wow, oh no, yeah, well it's worth it. I
didn't realize you're like, yeah, yeah, jured weapon like that.
You bet belly will kill you. I grab belly, you run, well, yeah,
shar kick that guy's in Yeah, all.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Right, Grossmanburn Foundation dot Org. Right, okay, love it. Timmy
Danko and your Big Your Big Show over is uh
is a YouTube?
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Yeah, YouTube, The Mark Thompson Show. Check it out if
you want sometime.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
But and he's way up there and fuse, yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
We're doing well. We lived over a million and a
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