May 28, 2025 • 31 mins
Alex Stone, Ty Warner is a name known to those who collected Beanie Babies. He made his fortune off Beanie Babies years ago and has since bought mega resorts around the world. Last week a man broke into his mansion in the celebrity enclave of Montecito and beat a woman who was inside of the open into a coma. The man, a combat veteran, refused to come out until a SWAT team went in and he jumped out of a window and was arrested // Lip reader reveals what French President Emmanuel Macron’s wife Brigitte said moments after shoving him in the face // Radio competing with streaming & podcasts. Remember “Must See TV” Thursday on NBC? Name the line up on NBC Thursday nights right now? // Come take a trip with Conway! But where are we going? Taking the joke too far...Pushing the limits
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k if I Am six forty and you're listening
to The Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
App ka if I Am It is the Conway Show.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
All right, ding Dog, everybody, man, I saw this crazy
story yesterday in the news where this uh, this guy
who started the beanie babies. You know, he's made a
fortune off beanie babies, and you know, I think everybody
had them. I bought them for their kids or maybe
your parents bought them for you, and and it was
(00:32):
a craze for a while. And I couldn't believe that
guy's a billionaire. And somebody tried to kill him. Probably
somebody who spent a fortune on that crap for their
kids wanted revenge.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
That's probably what happened. But Alex Stone is on to
on the case.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
He's like he's like a Scotland yard guy when it
comes to this thing.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Huh, ding Dog. Week to day. You came right in
at the beginning of that music, you waund.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
You know, you can't leave them wanting, you know you can't.
You can't fool them all the time. I did prompt
this is key to my success, that is right. But
I can't believe that this guy's a billionaire.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Yeah, he's worth like six billion, I think six billion
with a bee with a bee.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
But he went from the Beanie Baby money into buying
and building high end hotels and resorts. Some of the
Four Seasons are owned by him.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, so it it made him some good money. Time Warner.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
If if you remember on all of the brands of
the Beanie Babies, I said to yeah, I said that
was like a Chinese you know, stuffed animal company.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Right, No, it's his.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
But you know, and they still go for a lot
on eBay, you know the old ones, Oh do they Yeah,
they still they're still hotter than how They have.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Names like Tinkley Winkly and like you know all these
like you know.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, and they had a bunch of you know, coke Lee,
moke Le, the on the ones I had where I
think we're off beat. Like you know, my my my
wife grew up with no money, so everybody had cabbage
Pad two. Yeah, and my my mother in law couldn't
afford to buy my my wife when she was younger,
(02:08):
a cabbage patch doll, so she bought her a lunch
patch doll or a lettuce patch doll. A lettuce patch doll,
and she was so embarrassed to take it to her
friend's house.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It's a cabbage. It's just a lettuce.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
That's a lettuce patch doll. Do you remember garbage pail? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
the garbage trail. As a matter of fact, my daughter
would have had a lot of those, and she knew
the name of every one of them without even reading
the bottom.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I mean, she knew like a thousand of them.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
And weren't they all like throwing up into a garbage can,
like had worms coming out.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Of that's right?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's amazing what catches on. But I
can't believe that who wanted to kill this guy? A
guy went way too much on this crap.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
So, uh, he's got this mansion in Montecito, and and
we're just finding out about what went on last week
that this guy broke in.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Detectives think he was just gonna burglar rise at home.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
They don't think he knew who lived there, what was
going on in ty Warner is eighty years old.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Now.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
There was a woman who was also in the home,
a long time executive for Warner's companies. We don't know
if their partners or if she was just staying there
or visiting or doing business. But she was in there.
The intruder goes in savagely beat her. Right, yeah, this
is the police radio call. Santa Barbara County sheriff.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Was not unconsciousness by the residents still inside.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
The intruder is still inside. So they get that call.
They go code three, lights and sirens. The woman she
was beaten the corner of the court documents comatost due
a brain injury, and the deputies arrived. They found her
outside near a pond. She was unconscious. She had somehow
gotten out of the house and when they got there
they got her medical aid. They were able to drag
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her away. Warner got out on his own. We don't
know if he called nine one one or who did,
but the intruder was still in their Forty two year
old Guy Russell Fay, the alleged intruder from Nevada combat veteran,
refused to come out, claimed it was his home. He
wasn't going to come out for the cops. More than
radio drave.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
I think it's just like suscription. Will be black shirt,
blar jeans with a shaved or balding head. His last
scene running into the residence, but the back doors open
that so the.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Back door was open facing the beach.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
The Santa Barbara County Sheriff's department, they got CHP a
bunch of others. Santa Barbara City police came in as well.
They got a huge police response. Swatt went in. He
was in an upstairs bathroom. They found him up there,
tried to get him to come out, gave him commands.
He jumped out of the window of the second story
bathroom and hit the ground and who was waiting for
him but a police canine. I'm sure that that hurt
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a little bit as the canine went after him, but
they made the arrest.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Ride there.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Neighbors they saw it all played out play out. They
were told stay away on.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
A walk to a couple of tired for Truman with
automatic rifles. Just tell us to keep going. My car
was pretty much boxed in by law enforcement. So you're
just told to leave.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
The area, told to get out of the Santa Barbara
County Sheriff's off as they say they've got Fay in custody.
Now he's made his first appearance in court. Roquel Zick
at the Sheriff's.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
Office in a fairly rapid evolving situation.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
We were able to take one suspect into custody.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
They were barricaded at one moment, and then we did
safely take them into custody. She's been hell on one
million dollars bail, not guilty plead doing court on Monday
for his preliminary hearing. The charges are kidnapping, attempted murder, assault, burglary,
a bunch of other things. And yeah, it looks like
that that he chose to burglarize a home that you know,
maybe he thought nobody was in there, went in, there
were occupants inside, and then for whatever reason, beat her.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Into a poma.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
And she's really bad, Alex, I very rarely do is.
But keep playing the second piece of audio the way
they described him, I'll hear that again.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Yeah, subscription will be black shirt, blar jeans with a
shaved or balding head.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Bald balding man. If he had just called advance there,
you know.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
The description would have been totally different.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
We got your last description to be balding.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Yeah, we got a mug shot because you know, now
most departments don't put out mug shots any longer, but
they did back in twenty seventeen when he was arrested
up in Sisku County. And it's one of those mug
shots that if they still had those websites where they
do funny mugshots, they would.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Be where he's squinting and smiling.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Why don't they put mugshots out anymore?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
It's like nine one one calls and then other things.
It was seen as giving a stereotype of what a
criminal looks like, and departments decided not to do it.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Okay, So the one thing one takeaway I got from
this guy this you know, this guy, Ty Warner, is
he's he's worth six billion dollars. And I didn't see
a fence in front of that house or a wall there.
You were just approach it from the street. I saw
a gate for the driveway, yeah, but around to the
front of the house there's no fencer gate.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
So here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Yeah, I remember when Jennifer Aiston had anything in bell
Air a couple of weeks ago, the LAPD was saying, look,
this is a lesson that if you could be a target,
whether you're a celebrit that's right, you know, Ty Warner,
you could argue as a celebrity. But he's got a
lot of money, no doubt. He's got a mansion in Montecito.
You got to do some protective measures. And don't think
he'd listened to KFI. There's crime everywhere, right, and I'm
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sure he had cameras, but costs a lot to have security.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
But security would have been there right away.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
No, when you're worth six billion dollars in your eighty
you've got to have somebody on the on the property.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, that's that's crazy, but a great story. Loved starting
the day with you, and we'll catch you tomorrow. Mast
all right, dinged wrong with you? There he goes, Alex
done with ABC News. ABC News kicking ass out there?
Oh man, that Beanie Baby takes you back to a
better time in life. Pellyo, where were you in the
beanie baby stage? Were you getting or receiving or are
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you giving? What was going on with you?
Speaker 8 (07:50):
A little of all of that.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Your parents gave you, somemer you are you young enough
for that? I don't know, don't bs everybody?
Speaker 8 (07:56):
Well, to be honest with you, I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
You don't remember. Okay, they didn't make it to Denver.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, of course it was like cors. You couldn't get
cores east of the Mississippi. You can't get beanie babies.
We had beanie baby Denver.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
I think I had some?
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Did you?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Which about you?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Angel your beanie baby age? Did you get any or
do you give any?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
No?
Speaker 8 (08:15):
I didn't get any. I think my mom nabbed a few.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Guys are so flat when it comes to trends. You know,
this thing was hotter than that. It was hotter than hell.
Speaker 9 (08:27):
No, we just said I had some. I had drunkly.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
Yeah, my mom had a few.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
I mean she still has them like in a in
a storage.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Okay, all right, good, bust them out, put them on eBay,
make some money.
Speaker 10 (08:42):
I got you.
Speaker 8 (08:43):
Where were you in that game?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I gave a few. I never I was too old
to get them.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I was.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I was probably, I don't know, twenty two when it
came out. They came out in eighty six, eighty six.
They only really hit big in the mid late nineties.
I was twenty three when they came out, so I
wasn't getting a lot of beanie babies.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
But I don't you laugh at I swear to God,
I'm coming out.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Today.
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That is a button.
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It is the perfect promo.
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No? No, the audio is in there.
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Sorry, I forgot.
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Work around here.
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About time?
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That's two? That's two. It is three strikes.
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You're out after the third strike today because I'm at two?
Speaker 8 (12:35):
What happens? I have to go home?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
I go home?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Uh maybe yeah, maybe that's reponsibility. Hey did you see
the French president getting punched.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
In the face.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
He didn't really get punched, but he definitely got his
face mushed.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
What happened there?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
By the way, I've heard so many rumors about the
wife that the wife is not really the wife.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Have you heard that rumor?
Speaker 8 (12:58):
I have not heard that. No.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I've heard two rumors. One that it's that it's not
really a woman. Have you heard that rumor? Yeah, I've
heard that one.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I don't buy that. I've seen her. She looks like
a woman.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
But the second one I heard is not only is
it a man, but it's it's his dad. Is that possible?
Is that out there?
Speaker 8 (13:17):
I haven't heard that.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I guess stop going to weigh out their websites.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
Yeah, yeah, stop looking at that man.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
But anyway, so she was getting off a plane with
her husband in Vietnam.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Is that where it happened? It was I think it
was Vietnam?
Speaker 8 (13:33):
Yeah, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
And uh and he the door opens and she pushes
or punches truck, goes to punch him and pushes him
in the face, and he's any any acts startled, But
then he does sort of like a missus A Wiggins
type of you know, big take, like you know, it
was right out. He stole it off the Carobernet Show.
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But and he had a wild reaction to it, but
he sort of just laughed it off and then afterwards
said that's how we play.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I'm like, what the hell's going on?
Speaker 10 (14:06):
Well?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Here this is from the New York Post because a
lip reader. As the aircraft door opens, President Macron is
seen turning towards Brigitte. In an unexpected moment, she pushes
him in the face. Emmanuel then steps closer to Brigitte
before composing himself and crossing to the other side. Moments later,
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he signals her to follow him with let's go, the
lip reader said. He thanks the pilot and waves to
the cameras.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I listened to Doctor Drew and Adam Carolla last night
talking about this, and they had a really good point.
Guys don't punch guys in the face unless they know
they're going to get punched, and they know they're going
to get into a fistfight. Like if I punch Krosier
in the face, his reaction wouldn't be just smiling and
laughing about it.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
He'd punch me in the face.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
And I knew that as an early age, when you're
on the school yard, when you're in first, second, or
third grade, if you punch a guy in the face,
the guy could kick your ass.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Yeah, I've heard that too. The guys size each other up, like, oh,
I could take him. When they walk into a room,
I could take him, I could take him, stay away
from him.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
That's right. But but women, I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
They didn't get the same treatment on the on the playground,
so they think that they can punch guys in the
face and get away with it.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
And for the most part they do. But I think
we're getting.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Close to the stage of life where you're going to
see guys floor them for that. You know, women punches
the guy in the face, then she gets knocked out.
I think that's going to start to happen. Yeah, well,
and then and then they'll realize, oh wait, I can't
do that. You know, I got it. I can't punch
a guy in the face.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
She definitely didn't punch him.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
She like takes both of her hands on the other
side of the chicken kind of MUSHes his face as
a weird reaction.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Now, she was his drama teacher when he was a teenager?
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (15:54):
Very dramatic.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
So not the dad, I don't think so. No, Yeah,
I gotta stop going to those sites.
Speaker 8 (16:02):
Well, wasn't she forty when she was.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, she's twenty five years older than he is.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Twenty five years old.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah wait, oh no, wait, he was fifteen she was forty.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Yeah. Wooo.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Man, oh man, those French they live differently over there.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
So he was being a bad boy. He that's why
she moved his face.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oh I see, I see a bad boy, Yeah, but
she was if she was if look, if they lived
in this country, she'd be in prison still for rape.
You did get thirty years for that. If you're forty
and you have sex with a fifteen year old. There's
no consensual sex in this country that allows that human
that they were having sex back then, right, Yeah, probably
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maybe they were, maybe they weren't, who knows. But you remember
that woman we had on in San Diego. She won
teacher of the year. Yes, she had, like like five
or six years ago she won teacher of the year.
We had her on the show. Now she's looking at
thirty years in prison for having sex with a student,
and I realize it. She bsked me when I interviewed
her on the show. I thought she was a cool teacher.
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Turns out she she wasn't you know, being cool teachers
real quick and we got to take a break. David
Watson from Mayor Masa High School the greatest math teacher
according to a lot of people down there in Mirror Mesa. Congratulations,
this is last year David Watson, Maror Masa High School.
This guy had a lot of a tremendous effect on
a lot of students and a lot of kids of
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former students and grandkids of former students. So congratulations to
David Watson mayor mesa high school math teacher. That is
a cool career.
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You get an added boy, you get a Conway at
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Speaker 8 (18:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I mean, do you ever watch you watch the Emmys?
You ever watched the Emmy Awards. They're on NBC last year?
You know how many Emmys NBC won last year zero,
Is that right? Yeah, they televised them and they won zero.
You do one streaming. They won all of them, every
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back telling you what to say and what not to say.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I heard they really leave you alone. They do a creator.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I don't know if they do. I don't know anybody
at Netflix. I don't know anybody who has a show
or anybody that works over there. But I guarantee you
Steph Fush is probably right because they are in the
business of making tons of money, and you only make
tons of money if you get tons of subscribe and
so they leave creative people. You know, at one point
Netflix locked up all the creative people in Hollywood. They
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get them all big overall deals, and so they all
left ABC, CBS, NBC. They all went over to Netflix.
And then you know Disney Plus and Hulu and YouTube
Plus and all the all the streamers, all two hundred
of them. And so Network TV has either got to
make some changes or they're going to go the way
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of the Dodo bird. Do you remember Belly O and
an Angel Crozier and Steph Wosh? How about you all
remember this? Do you remember must must See TV? Can
you tell Steph Wush? What can you tell me about
must See TV?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
What's that? NBC? That's right? That's right? What night? What
night was it? Do you remember Belli on Thursday night? Thursday?
Speaker 8 (20:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
It was Thursday night? Okay?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Must See TV was Thursday Night on Envy on NBC.
And that was probably twenty twenty five, thirty years ago,
like twenty to thirty years ago. You know, you had friends,
you had Seinfeld? Can't remember what other shows were on that?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Cheers back then. Oh yeah, yeah, cheers.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I don't know if it was Cheers NBC, whatever it was,
but you had must watch TV.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
They finally got together to believe this. This week they
become more than friends. Sweet mother of all that is
good and pure? And hold the phone monic is stating
an older man more like Toms old.
Speaker 10 (21:29):
And hold on, I have tools on an all new
single guy and d and oh you on our side
belt Jerry.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Visits his folks in Florida. I'm a good sun.
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Whenever Jerry comes, something exciting happen and only.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
On our side felt plus an all the e R
NBC Thursday. Oh yeah, okay, so what a night? Great
night to be home, you know, Thursday night must see TV? Well,
what can anyone name me a current show on NBC?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Law and Order? What day is done? All of them?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Seriously, there's like four of them? What day? What's your
favorite day for Law and Order? Or what times? I
think it's on Thursday? Too? Is that still? I mean?
I think Croz, you don't anything any shows on NBC
right now?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I don't know any Jimmy Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Fallon right eleven. Yeah,
but Bellio do you watch you have a favorite? You
watch any nbcn I butt you just watch you know, streaming. Yeah, Angel,
what do you watch nbcing? It's not a knock on NBC.
It's a knock on the the You know the restrictions
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that they have on network television channel two, four, five, seven,
nine eleven, they all are restricted because a lot of
the programming goes still out over the airwaves. And as
long if they ever get to just cable, you'll see
massive changes over at these networks, massive changes. If they
can lose the signal and they don't have to broadcast
(22:56):
over the airwaves and they can do it on cable
or satellite, you'll see massive changes over there, and welcome
changes as well. And they need to get there quickly
because people are are cutting the cable and they're cutting satellite,
and they're going towards streaming only and you know, picking
up you know, streamers for sports, for entertainment, for sitcoms,
(23:20):
for old television shows, and and these networks are going
to go away unless they unless they fix them, and
they got to fix them pretty quickly. So we're the
same way, we're in the same boat. We have to
watch what we say you're a kfi because we're going
over the airwaves. We can't we can't do like a
like a Joe Rogan you know type of show here.
We can't do three hours with no commercials and use
(23:42):
the F word and and use you know, and say
crazy stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
We can't do it.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
We get fired because we're going These are the public airwaves,
you know, the public owns these airwaves, and so we
have to We have to play commercials to make money.
Podcasts don't. We have to watch what we say. Podcasts
for the most part don't. And so we spell you
back to your question, your original question, why do you
say things that can get you in trouble? We have
(24:06):
to because if we don't, we're gonna go away. And
so yesterday I did and I apologized.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
Are we going away?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
We're not yet? Not yet.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
We're cool for now? They said, we're cool for now
for now. Yeah, And you know what, you know what
saved us This big trip.
Speaker 8 (24:24):
Coming up is that right.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah, we're gonna announce it on Friday at five thirty.
It's the Conway Trip. It's gonna be somewhere in the
world and you're gonna buy your own ticket to come
on this trip on your favorite rocket ship. It's not
gonna be a rocket ship. We're not doing the Bezos thing,
but it could be anywhere in the world. And I'm
gonna spend a week with the listener's vacationing and it's
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gonna be a trip next year. I can tell you
that it's gonna be seven days. I can tell you that,
and then Friday, at five thirty, I'm gonna tell you
where it's gonna go.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
But people have emailed me.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I'm going to try to tell you before as long
as I can figure out this email and how to
email you back, I'm going to tell you before Friday,
so you get the scoop. You get the scoop, and
it's limited space, so I don't want anyone to get
left out, so you have to act quickly. When when
we announced this trip and it's gonna be fun, you
know it's gonna be a week. I'll be there, I'll
(25:21):
be drunk. You know, well, what did I how did
I sell it the other day? Up Ellio that you
loved We're gonna drink, smoke and fight.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
You sleep tell nude, yes, but that means you'll be
up till two or three rightmoking, smoking, drinking.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, there might be a fight, might be a fun
it might be fighting.
Speaker 8 (25:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
And then you said that's not really a good sales pitch.
Speaker 8 (25:43):
I said, that's your pitch.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah, but wouldn't you won't that be memorable?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Trip? We want to see you like if we all
get sent back early.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Because we didn't say what kind of trip it was,
I dun't, I dun't dump.
Speaker 10 (25:57):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Bellyol almost revealed where we're going on our trip next year.
She said what it was, and then we dumped it.
We'd bleeped it.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Sorry, that's okay, that's all right. I'm not getting down
on you for it. Got it. You know.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
The whole segment was, you know, working right there on
the edge. That's where you were with that right on
the edge.
Speaker 8 (26:26):
Yeah, yep, there you go.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
But well know Friday, that's the day after tomorrow. So
exciting at five thirty.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, And let me see how many people have signed
up so far. Give me a minuted here and we'll
find out how many people have signed up for the
trip alert and going to Gmail. Open up Gmail and
then go into my Conway Trip at gmail dot com.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
And how many people? Oney nineteen?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
So if you want, I'm going to try to email
everybody tomorrow, I'm going to be up all night.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
You know, my wife will be able to help me out.
She'll take five hundred.
Speaker 8 (27:10):
I'll do five, So she's going to be up all night.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
She'll do a lot of it, right, but she likes
that kind of crap.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
So if you want me to tell you about where
we're going on the trip, it's going just email me
and I'll try to tell you before Friday at five thirty.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I'll try to tell you tomorrow. But if you but
you got to shut the f up.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
You can't tell anybody if I email you, Please just
keep it to yourself. Please don't spread it around because
the people are doing the trip don't want to reveal it.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Five thirty on Friday. That's the rule.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
So here's the email address Conway Trip, Conway Trip Trip,
conwaytrip at gmail dot com. Right now, there's ony nineteen
people that want to know where we're going on this trip,
and Friday we're going to tell you where we're going.
How much fun it's going to be the price of
it all, the whole thing. Well, maybe not the price.
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You'll figure out the price, you know, it'll vary, but
it'll be the trip of a lifetime, the trip that
you'll remember for your entire life. And somebody who works
here at the station, a guy named Dave Weese, said,
sent me a text today. He said, hey, can you
please send me a quote so I can put it
(28:29):
in the on the website. And I said, well, kind
of quote? He said, how excited you are about the trip?
I said, okay, that's easy. I said, this trip will
be memorable, especially if we all get kicked off and
have to rent an old school bus to get home.
That's possible, right, We'll get kicked out of the town
(28:51):
because we're well, we're going to do bellio, drink, smoke
and fight and fight. Yeah, and obviously that's not gonna happen,
but it will be a memorable trip. I probably am
aly gonna do this once. I don't imagine making an
annual thing, and well maybe I don't know, if it's
fun maybe, but I think just a one off, ma'am.
(29:12):
And they'll be special shirts, they'll be special, you know, giveaways,
they'll be special.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
We'll have a dinner.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
At one point, we'll all gather, we'll all spend you know,
looking at crap. We're gonna be looking at a lot
of stuff, and it'll be myself and at least what
thirty eight listeners or so, and we'll tell you what
you know, what it costs and all that, what the
dates are, where we're going.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
It's gonna be a lot of fun. It's gonna be
a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
And you get to spend You get to tell your
friends that you spent money to hang out with me
for a week, and they'll judge you for them. So
email us. I will get the emails personally. Just got
one from Holly, Chris, Kathy, Kathy Allen. Just email Holly,
Greg Gagner, James, Ernie Egg Alarm getting all these emails now,
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Rudy Alreno. So email me and I'll try to tell
you before Friday where we're going on trip. And it's
limited space, so don't be left behind. Conway Trip at
gmail dot com. Conway Trip at gmail dot com. All right,
here's what we got into trouble for. I think I
bleeped it, so hopefully won't get in trouble anymore. But
you'll get the idea of what happened and why I
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was talked to yesterday. The grandmother was always around just
about Andy Griffiths Show and Ampy. The grandmother was always
around Joe knitting with that mommy f up haircut where
she looks like it was ninety.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I think it was. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
There was an older woman who was like, like, you know,
pretty smart for her age, but you know, oh yeah, right, I.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Leave the window open, Andy, let go.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Hope you listened to the little birds and aren't getting
any food.
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Apparently Aunt B was kind of a B. That's where
she got her name. Apparently she was not easy to
deal with last year, as they called her Aunt c.
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Oh my god, you're sorry.
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App ka if I Am It is the Conway Show.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
All right, ding Dog, everybody, man, I saw this crazy
story yesterday in the news where this uh, this guy
who started the beanie babies. You know, he's made a
fortune off beanie babies, and you know, I think everybody
had them. I bought them for their kids or maybe
your parents bought them for you, and and it was
(00:32):
a craze for a while. And I couldn't believe that
guy's a billionaire. And somebody tried to kill him. Probably
somebody who spent a fortune on that crap for their
kids wanted revenge.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
That's probably what happened. But Alex Stone is on to
on the case.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
He's like he's like a Scotland yard guy when it
comes to this thing.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Huh, ding Dog. Week to day. You came right in
at the beginning of that music, you waund.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
You know, you can't leave them wanting, you know you can't.
You can't fool them all the time. I did prompt
this is key to my success, that is right. But
I can't believe that this guy's a billionaire.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Yeah, he's worth like six billion, I think six billion
with a bee with a bee.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
But he went from the Beanie Baby money into buying
and building high end hotels and resorts. Some of the
Four Seasons are owned by him.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, so it it made him some good money. Time Warner.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
If if you remember on all of the brands of
the Beanie Babies, I said to yeah, I said that
was like a Chinese you know, stuffed animal company.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Right, No, it's his.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
But you know, and they still go for a lot
on eBay, you know the old ones, Oh do they Yeah,
they still they're still hotter than how They have.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Names like Tinkley Winkly and like you know all these
like you know.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, and they had a bunch of you know, coke Lee,
moke Le, the on the ones I had where I
think we're off beat. Like you know, my my my
wife grew up with no money, so everybody had cabbage
Pad two. Yeah, and my my mother in law couldn't
afford to buy my my wife when she was younger,
(02:08):
a cabbage patch doll, so she bought her a lunch
patch doll or a lettuce patch doll. A lettuce patch doll,
and she was so embarrassed to take it to her
friend's house.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It's a cabbage. It's just a lettuce.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
That's a lettuce patch doll. Do you remember garbage pail? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
the garbage trail. As a matter of fact, my daughter
would have had a lot of those, and she knew
the name of every one of them without even reading
the bottom.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I mean, she knew like a thousand of them.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
And weren't they all like throwing up into a garbage can,
like had worms coming out.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Of that's right?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's amazing what catches on. But I
can't believe that who wanted to kill this guy? A
guy went way too much on this crap.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
So, uh, he's got this mansion in Montecito, and and
we're just finding out about what went on last week
that this guy broke in.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Detectives think he was just gonna burglar rise at home.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
They don't think he knew who lived there, what was
going on in ty Warner is eighty years old.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Now.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
There was a woman who was also in the home,
a long time executive for Warner's companies. We don't know
if their partners or if she was just staying there
or visiting or doing business. But she was in there.
The intruder goes in savagely beat her. Right, yeah, this
is the police radio call. Santa Barbara County sheriff.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Was not unconsciousness by the residents still inside.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
The intruder is still inside. So they get that call.
They go code three, lights and sirens. The woman she
was beaten the corner of the court documents comatost due
a brain injury, and the deputies arrived. They found her
outside near a pond. She was unconscious. She had somehow
gotten out of the house and when they got there
they got her medical aid. They were able to drag
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her away. Warner got out on his own. We don't
know if he called nine one one or who did,
but the intruder was still in their Forty two year
old Guy Russell Fay, the alleged intruder from Nevada combat veteran,
refused to come out, claimed it was his home. He
wasn't going to come out for the cops. More than
radio drave.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
I think it's just like suscription. Will be black shirt,
blar jeans with a shaved or balding head. His last
scene running into the residence, but the back doors open
that so the.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Back door was open facing the beach.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
The Santa Barbara County Sheriff's department, they got CHP a
bunch of others. Santa Barbara City police came in as well.
They got a huge police response. Swatt went in. He
was in an upstairs bathroom. They found him up there,
tried to get him to come out, gave him commands.
He jumped out of the window of the second story
bathroom and hit the ground and who was waiting for
him but a police canine. I'm sure that that hurt
(04:38):
a little bit as the canine went after him, but
they made the arrest.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Ride there.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Neighbors they saw it all played out play out. They
were told stay away on.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
A walk to a couple of tired for Truman with
automatic rifles. Just tell us to keep going. My car
was pretty much boxed in by law enforcement. So you're
just told to leave.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
The area, told to get out of the Santa Barbara
County Sheriff's off as they say they've got Fay in custody.
Now he's made his first appearance in court. Roquel Zick
at the Sheriff's.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
Office in a fairly rapid evolving situation.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
We were able to take one suspect into custody.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
They were barricaded at one moment, and then we did
safely take them into custody. She's been hell on one
million dollars bail, not guilty plead doing court on Monday
for his preliminary hearing. The charges are kidnapping, attempted murder, assault, burglary,
a bunch of other things. And yeah, it looks like
that that he chose to burglarize a home that you know,
maybe he thought nobody was in there, went in, there
were occupants inside, and then for whatever reason, beat her.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Into a poma.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
And she's really bad, Alex, I very rarely do is.
But keep playing the second piece of audio the way
they described him, I'll hear that again.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Yeah, subscription will be black shirt, blar jeans with a
shaved or balding head.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Bald balding man. If he had just called advance there,
you know.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
The description would have been totally different.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
We got your last description to be balding.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Yeah, we got a mug shot because you know, now
most departments don't put out mug shots any longer, but
they did back in twenty seventeen when he was arrested
up in Sisku County. And it's one of those mug
shots that if they still had those websites where they
do funny mugshots, they would.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Be where he's squinting and smiling.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Why don't they put mugshots out anymore?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
It's like nine one one calls and then other things.
It was seen as giving a stereotype of what a
criminal looks like, and departments decided not to do it.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Okay, So the one thing one takeaway I got from
this guy this you know, this guy, Ty Warner, is
he's he's worth six billion dollars. And I didn't see
a fence in front of that house or a wall there.
You were just approach it from the street. I saw
a gate for the driveway, yeah, but around to the
front of the house there's no fencer gate.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
So here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Yeah, I remember when Jennifer Aiston had anything in bell
Air a couple of weeks ago, the LAPD was saying, look,
this is a lesson that if you could be a target,
whether you're a celebrit that's right, you know, Ty Warner,
you could argue as a celebrity. But he's got a
lot of money, no doubt. He's got a mansion in Montecito.
You got to do some protective measures. And don't think
he'd listened to KFI. There's crime everywhere, right, and I'm
(07:14):
sure he had cameras, but costs a lot to have security.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
But security would have been there right away.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
No, when you're worth six billion dollars in your eighty
you've got to have somebody on the on the property.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, that's that's crazy, but a great story. Loved starting
the day with you, and we'll catch you tomorrow. Mast
all right, dinged wrong with you? There he goes, Alex
done with ABC News. ABC News kicking ass out there?
Oh man, that Beanie Baby takes you back to a
better time in life. Pellyo, where were you in the
beanie baby stage? Were you getting or receiving or are
(07:46):
you giving? What was going on with you?
Speaker 8 (07:50):
A little of all of that.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Your parents gave you, somemer you are you young enough
for that? I don't know, don't bs everybody?
Speaker 8 (07:56):
Well, to be honest with you, I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
You don't remember. Okay, they didn't make it to Denver.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, of course it was like cors. You couldn't get
cores east of the Mississippi. You can't get beanie babies.
We had beanie baby Denver.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
I think I had some?
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Did you?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Which about you?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Angel your beanie baby age? Did you get any or
do you give any?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
No?
Speaker 8 (08:15):
I didn't get any. I think my mom nabbed a few.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Guys are so flat when it comes to trends. You know,
this thing was hotter than that. It was hotter than hell.
Speaker 9 (08:27):
No, we just said I had some. I had drunkly.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
Yeah, my mom had a few.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
I mean she still has them like in a in
a storage.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Okay, all right, good, bust them out, put them on eBay,
make some money.
Speaker 10 (08:42):
I got you.
Speaker 8 (08:43):
Where were you in that game?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I gave a few. I never I was too old
to get them.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I was.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I was probably, I don't know, twenty two when it
came out. They came out in eighty six, eighty six.
They only really hit big in the mid late nineties.
I was twenty three when they came out, so I
wasn't getting a lot of beanie babies.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
But I don't you laugh at I swear to God,
I'm coming out.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Today.
Speaker 10 (09:06):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I am sixty.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Ah right, alright, alright.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I got a wee bit of trouble yesterday over something
I said on the air, and we'll go over it.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I don't know at some point today.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You know, if you do three if you talked three
hours a day to a family member, even somebody that
loves you, you're gonna say something that they don't like.
You're gonna say something offensive. And we get in trouble here.
Not often, but every once in a while, you know,
(09:46):
we're brought in and told where we fed up. And
yesterday it was one of those days. Yeah, so we'll
we'll explain what happened. Maybe some people already know. If
you listen to Yesterday Show, it's pretty easy to pick out.
(10:08):
And so go back and listen to Yesterday Show. What
hour was it in Bellio?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Do you remember?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
It's in the third hour and it's like fifteen minutes
in Okay, and they can go iHeart out any app
you know that you can find a podcast Conway on demand,
follow us, make us a pre set.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
We'd love to have you check out our socials while
you're out.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I love when you crack you up.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
Putting the button on that promo.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh yeah, you know, let's play that promo because Bellio
is the funniest on that promo.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
This is the funniest promo. And we've done a couple
of weeks.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Hold on, it's all right, and bellyould tell the audience
for people maybe may not be, you know, producing promos
every day for living what that means putting a button
on it?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
You just have like the zinger at the end, okay,
like you have a conversation and then like the button
is like the.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Okay, yeah, all right, so the and you provided the button.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
I provided the button this time?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
What time do you get home? When you leave at seven?
Speaker 8 (11:21):
Like eight oh five?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Oh that's not bad.
Speaker 8 (11:23):
Oh it's not, no, not at all.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
No. I got home last night before Mo Kelly came on.
Speaker 10 (11:31):
Well that was the same for me, Kim Conway Junior.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
But it was just most second hour this afternoon at four.
Speaker 8 (11:38):
That is a button.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
That's a true story though, right, true story. I get
home before MO comes on? You get home home before
MO comes on?
Speaker 9 (11:47):
And what's nice is not only was it a promo
for our show, for his most it's the perfect They
call it the perfect promo.
Speaker 8 (11:54):
It is the perfect promo.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yes, yes, do you think that'll get us out of trouble?
Speaker 8 (11:57):
No? No, the audio is in there.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Oh it's in there? Ready yep? Well, what we can't
play it?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (12:07):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Oh geez, probably the audio is in there.
Speaker 8 (12:12):
Sorry, I forgot.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Let me edit it.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
And then we'll play it. Okay, okay, I'll edit it
during the break, you know, I'll do all the.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Work around here.
Speaker 8 (12:22):
About time?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
That's two? That's two. It is three strikes.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
You're out after the third strike today because I'm at two?
Speaker 8 (12:35):
What happens? I have to go home?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
I go home?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Uh maybe yeah, maybe that's reponsibility. Hey did you see
the French president getting punched.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
In the face.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
He didn't really get punched, but he definitely got his
face mushed.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
What happened there?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
By the way, I've heard so many rumors about the
wife that the wife is not really the wife.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Have you heard that rumor?
Speaker 8 (12:58):
I have not heard that. No.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I've heard two rumors. One that it's that it's not
really a woman. Have you heard that rumor? Yeah, I've
heard that one.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I don't buy that. I've seen her. She looks like
a woman.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
But the second one I heard is not only is
it a man, but it's it's his dad. Is that possible?
Is that out there?
Speaker 8 (13:17):
I haven't heard that.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I guess stop going to weigh out their websites.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
Yeah, yeah, stop looking at that man.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
But anyway, so she was getting off a plane with
her husband in Vietnam.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Is that where it happened? It was I think it
was Vietnam?
Speaker 8 (13:33):
Yeah, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
And uh and he the door opens and she pushes
or punches truck, goes to punch him and pushes him
in the face, and he's any any acts startled, But
then he does sort of like a missus A Wiggins
type of you know, big take, like you know, it
was right out. He stole it off the Carobernet Show.
(13:57):
But and he had a wild reaction to it, but
he sort of just laughed it off and then afterwards
said that's how we play.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I'm like, what the hell's going on?
Speaker 10 (14:06):
Well?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Here this is from the New York Post because a
lip reader. As the aircraft door opens, President Macron is
seen turning towards Brigitte. In an unexpected moment, she pushes
him in the face. Emmanuel then steps closer to Brigitte
before composing himself and crossing to the other side. Moments later,
(14:26):
he signals her to follow him with let's go, the
lip reader said. He thanks the pilot and waves to
the cameras.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I listened to Doctor Drew and Adam Carolla last night
talking about this, and they had a really good point.
Guys don't punch guys in the face unless they know
they're going to get punched, and they know they're going
to get into a fistfight. Like if I punch Krosier
in the face, his reaction wouldn't be just smiling and
laughing about it.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
He'd punch me in the face.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
And I knew that as an early age, when you're
on the school yard, when you're in first, second, or
third grade, if you punch a guy in the face,
the guy could kick your ass.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Yeah, I've heard that too. The guys size each other up, like, oh,
I could take him. When they walk into a room,
I could take him, I could take him, stay away
from him.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
That's right. But but women, I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
They didn't get the same treatment on the on the playground,
so they think that they can punch guys in the
face and get away with it.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
And for the most part they do. But I think
we're getting.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Close to the stage of life where you're going to
see guys floor them for that. You know, women punches
the guy in the face, then she gets knocked out.
I think that's going to start to happen. Yeah, well,
and then and then they'll realize, oh wait, I can't
do that. You know, I got it. I can't punch
a guy in the face.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
She definitely didn't punch him.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
She like takes both of her hands on the other
side of the chicken kind of MUSHes his face as
a weird reaction.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Now, she was his drama teacher when he was a teenager?
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (15:54):
Very dramatic.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
So not the dad, I don't think so. No, Yeah,
I gotta stop going to those sites.
Speaker 8 (16:02):
Well, wasn't she forty when she was.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, she's twenty five years older than he is.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Twenty five years old.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah wait, oh no, wait, he was fifteen she was forty.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Yeah. Wooo.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Man, oh man, those French they live differently over there.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
So he was being a bad boy. He that's why
she moved his face.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oh I see, I see a bad boy, Yeah, but
she was if she was if look, if they lived
in this country, she'd be in prison still for rape.
You did get thirty years for that. If you're forty
and you have sex with a fifteen year old. There's
no consensual sex in this country that allows that human
that they were having sex back then, right, Yeah, probably
(16:44):
maybe they were, maybe they weren't, who knows. But you remember
that woman we had on in San Diego. She won
teacher of the year. Yes, she had, like like five
or six years ago she won teacher of the year.
We had her on the show. Now she's looking at
thirty years in prison for having sex with a student,
and I realize it. She bsked me when I interviewed
her on the show. I thought she was a cool teacher.
(17:05):
Turns out she she wasn't you know, being cool teachers
real quick and we got to take a break. David
Watson from Mayor Masa High School the greatest math teacher
according to a lot of people down there in Mirror Mesa. Congratulations,
this is last year David Watson, Maror Masa High School.
This guy had a lot of a tremendous effect on
a lot of students and a lot of kids of
(17:27):
former students and grandkids of former students. So congratulations to
David Watson mayor mesa high school math teacher. That is
a cool career.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Buddy. If you're listening, kudos to you.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
You get an added boy, you get a Conway at
a boy, which is worth luck.
Speaker 10 (17:44):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
It is The Conway Show, all right. I'm editing audio.
I'll have it done by four fifty. I'll edit in
the break and then i'll play for you what got
us into trouble, but I'll bleep some of it out
so we don't get in trouble gangs. I'm not into
getting in trouble. I like to, you know, come in
(18:11):
work and then go home. I don't like to upset people,
and I don't like people we have to compete with
with podcasts, right, yeah, And if we don't push the
envelope just a little bit every once in a while,
we'll be at home, you know.
Speaker 8 (18:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I mean, do you ever watch you watch the Emmys?
You ever watched the Emmy Awards. They're on NBC last year?
You know how many Emmys NBC won last year zero,
Is that right? Yeah, they televised them and they won zero.
You do one streaming. They won all of them, every
(18:51):
almost every single award. NBC hosted the Emmys and won zero.
Because NBC is handicapped, they have to play commercials to
make money. They have to watch what they say for
standards and practices. Some of them are still going over
the airway, so they have to watch language. So they
have all of these roadblocks and speed bumps that they
(19:16):
have to incorporate into their shows. And you can't get
the most creative people to work on them because they're
not making enough money. They make a lot more money
at Netflix. If you have a hit show at Netflix,
you have a lot more creativity, You have a lot
more say into what goes in. You make a lot
more money, and you don't have lawyers breathing down your
(19:37):
back telling you what to say and what not to say.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I heard they really leave you alone. They do a creator.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I don't know if they do. I don't know anybody
at Netflix. I don't know anybody who has a show
or anybody that works over there. But I guarantee you
Steph Fush is probably right because they are in the
business of making tons of money, and you only make
tons of money if you get tons of subscribe and
so they leave creative people. You know, at one point
Netflix locked up all the creative people in Hollywood. They
(20:06):
get them all big overall deals, and so they all
left ABC, CBS, NBC. They all went over to Netflix.
And then you know Disney Plus and Hulu and YouTube
Plus and all the all the streamers, all two hundred
of them. And so Network TV has either got to
make some changes or they're going to go the way
(20:27):
of the Dodo bird. Do you remember Belly O and
an Angel Crozier and Steph Wosh? How about you all
remember this? Do you remember must must See TV? Can
you tell Steph Wush? What can you tell me about
must See TV?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
What's that? NBC? That's right? That's right? What night? What
night was it? Do you remember Belli on Thursday night? Thursday?
Speaker 8 (20:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
It was Thursday night? Okay?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Must See TV was Thursday Night on Envy on NBC.
And that was probably twenty twenty five, thirty years ago,
like twenty to thirty years ago. You know, you had friends,
you had Seinfeld? Can't remember what other shows were on that?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Cheers back then. Oh yeah, yeah, cheers.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I don't know if it was Cheers NBC, whatever it was,
but you had must watch TV.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
They finally got together to believe this. This week they
become more than friends. Sweet mother of all that is
good and pure? And hold the phone monic is stating
an older man more like Toms old.
Speaker 10 (21:29):
And hold on, I have tools on an all new
single guy and d and oh you on our side
belt Jerry.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Visits his folks in Florida. I'm a good sun.
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Whenever Jerry comes, something exciting happen and only.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
On our side felt plus an all the e R
NBC Thursday. Oh yeah, okay, so what a night? Great
night to be home, you know, Thursday night must see TV? Well,
what can anyone name me a current show on NBC?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Law and Order? What day is done? All of them?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Seriously, there's like four of them? What day? What's your
favorite day for Law and Order? Or what times? I
think it's on Thursday? Too? Is that still? I mean?
I think Croz, you don't anything any shows on NBC
right now?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I don't know any Jimmy Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Fallon right eleven. Yeah,
but Bellio do you watch you have a favorite? You
watch any nbcn I butt you just watch you know, streaming. Yeah, Angel,
what do you watch nbcing? It's not a knock on NBC.
It's a knock on the the You know the restrictions
(22:34):
that they have on network television channel two, four, five, seven,
nine eleven, they all are restricted because a lot of
the programming goes still out over the airwaves. And as
long if they ever get to just cable, you'll see
massive changes over at these networks, massive changes. If they
can lose the signal and they don't have to broadcast
(22:56):
over the airwaves and they can do it on cable
or satellite, you'll see massive changes over there, and welcome
changes as well. And they need to get there quickly
because people are are cutting the cable and they're cutting satellite,
and they're going towards streaming only and you know, picking
up you know, streamers for sports, for entertainment, for sitcoms,
(23:20):
for old television shows, and and these networks are going
to go away unless they unless they fix them, and
they got to fix them pretty quickly. So we're the
same way, we're in the same boat. We have to
watch what we say you're a kfi because we're going
over the airwaves. We can't we can't do like a
like a Joe Rogan you know type of show here.
We can't do three hours with no commercials and use
(23:42):
the F word and and use you know, and say
crazy stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
We can't do it.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
We get fired because we're going These are the public airwaves,
you know, the public owns these airwaves, and so we
have to We have to play commercials to make money.
Podcasts don't. We have to watch what we say. Podcasts
for the most part don't. And so we spell you
back to your question, your original question, why do you
say things that can get you in trouble? We have
(24:06):
to because if we don't, we're gonna go away. And
so yesterday I did and I apologized.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
Are we going away?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
We're not yet? Not yet.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
We're cool for now? They said, we're cool for now
for now. Yeah, And you know what, you know what
saved us This big trip.
Speaker 8 (24:24):
Coming up is that right.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah, we're gonna announce it on Friday at five thirty.
It's the Conway Trip. It's gonna be somewhere in the
world and you're gonna buy your own ticket to come
on this trip on your favorite rocket ship. It's not
gonna be a rocket ship. We're not doing the Bezos thing,
but it could be anywhere in the world. And I'm
gonna spend a week with the listener's vacationing and it's
(24:50):
gonna be a trip next year. I can tell you
that it's gonna be seven days. I can tell you that,
and then Friday, at five thirty, I'm gonna tell you
where it's gonna go.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
But people have emailed me.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I'm going to try to tell you before as long
as I can figure out this email and how to
email you back, I'm going to tell you before Friday,
so you get the scoop. You get the scoop, and
it's limited space, so I don't want anyone to get
left out, so you have to act quickly. When when
we announced this trip and it's gonna be fun, you
know it's gonna be a week. I'll be there, I'll
(25:21):
be drunk. You know, well, what did I how did
I sell it the other day? Up Ellio that you
loved We're gonna drink, smoke and fight.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
You sleep tell nude, yes, but that means you'll be
up till two or three rightmoking, smoking, drinking.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, there might be a fight, might be a fun
it might be fighting.
Speaker 8 (25:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
And then you said that's not really a good sales pitch.
Speaker 8 (25:43):
I said, that's your pitch.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah, but wouldn't you won't that be memorable?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Trip? We want to see you like if we all
get sent back early.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Because we didn't say what kind of trip it was,
I dun't, I dun't dump.
Speaker 10 (25:57):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Bellyol almost revealed where we're going on our trip next year.
She said what it was, and then we dumped it.
We'd bleeped it.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Sorry, that's okay, that's all right. I'm not getting down
on you for it. Got it. You know.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
The whole segment was, you know, working right there on
the edge. That's where you were with that right on
the edge.
Speaker 8 (26:26):
Yeah, yep, there you go.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
But well know Friday, that's the day after tomorrow. So
exciting at five thirty.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, And let me see how many people have signed
up so far. Give me a minuted here and we'll
find out how many people have signed up for the
trip alert and going to Gmail. Open up Gmail and
then go into my Conway Trip at gmail dot com.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
And how many people? Oney nineteen?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
So if you want, I'm going to try to email
everybody tomorrow, I'm going to be up all night.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
You know, my wife will be able to help me out.
She'll take five hundred.
Speaker 8 (27:10):
I'll do five, So she's going to be up all night.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
She'll do a lot of it, right, but she likes
that kind of crap.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
So if you want me to tell you about where
we're going on the trip, it's going just email me
and I'll try to tell you before Friday at five thirty.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I'll try to tell you tomorrow. But if you but
you got to shut the f up.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
You can't tell anybody if I email you, Please just
keep it to yourself. Please don't spread it around because
the people are doing the trip don't want to reveal it.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Five thirty on Friday. That's the rule.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
So here's the email address Conway Trip, Conway Trip Trip,
conwaytrip at gmail dot com. Right now, there's ony nineteen
people that want to know where we're going on this trip,
and Friday we're going to tell you where we're going.
How much fun it's going to be the price of
it all, the whole thing. Well, maybe not the price.
(28:06):
You'll figure out the price, you know, it'll vary, but
it'll be the trip of a lifetime, the trip that
you'll remember for your entire life. And somebody who works
here at the station, a guy named Dave Weese, said,
sent me a text today. He said, hey, can you
please send me a quote so I can put it
(28:29):
in the on the website. And I said, well, kind
of quote? He said, how excited you are about the trip?
I said, okay, that's easy. I said, this trip will
be memorable, especially if we all get kicked off and
have to rent an old school bus to get home.
That's possible, right, We'll get kicked out of the town
(28:51):
because we're well, we're going to do bellio, drink, smoke
and fight and fight. Yeah, and obviously that's not gonna happen,
but it will be a memorable trip. I probably am
aly gonna do this once. I don't imagine making an
annual thing, and well maybe I don't know, if it's
fun maybe, but I think just a one off, ma'am.
(29:12):
And they'll be special shirts, they'll be special, you know, giveaways,
they'll be special.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
We'll have a dinner.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
At one point, we'll all gather, we'll all spend you know,
looking at crap. We're gonna be looking at a lot
of stuff, and it'll be myself and at least what
thirty eight listeners or so, and we'll tell you what
you know, what it costs and all that, what the
dates are, where we're going.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
It's gonna be a lot of fun. It's gonna be
a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
And you get to spend You get to tell your
friends that you spent money to hang out with me
for a week, and they'll judge you for them. So
email us. I will get the emails personally. Just got
one from Holly, Chris, Kathy, Kathy Allen. Just email Holly,
Greg Gagner, James, Ernie Egg Alarm getting all these emails now,
(30:08):
Rudy Alreno. So email me and I'll try to tell
you before Friday where we're going on trip. And it's
limited space, so don't be left behind. Conway Trip at
gmail dot com. Conway Trip at gmail dot com. All right,
here's what we got into trouble for. I think I
bleeped it, so hopefully won't get in trouble anymore. But
you'll get the idea of what happened and why I
(30:31):
was talked to yesterday. The grandmother was always around just
about Andy Griffiths Show and Ampy. The grandmother was always
around Joe knitting with that mommy f up haircut where
she looks like it was ninety.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I think it was. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
There was an older woman who was like, like, you know,
pretty smart for her age, but you know, oh yeah, right, I.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Leave the window open, Andy, let go.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Hope you listened to the little birds and aren't getting
any food.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Apparently Aunt B was kind of a B. That's where
she got her name. Apparently she was not easy to
deal with last year, as they called her Aunt c.
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Oh my god, you're sorry.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
We're live on KFI more now Crouched and I Said.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
It Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now
you can always hear us live on KFI AM six
forty four to seven pm Monday through Friday, and anytime
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