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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF I am six forty and you're listening
to the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio APPA.
I am six forty. It's Conway Show. Mark Thompson's here,
and we've got some bad news when it comes to
the Triple Crown. That's right, the winner of the Kentucky
(00:21):
Derby will not be going on to rhyme in the
Triple Crown.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Now, why does that kind of thing happen?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Usually the horse there's something wrong with the horse, I
see sick or he didn't get the hepatitis shot or shingles.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
But it's usually.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Not related or is related to the length of the
next race, aren't the the races of different lengths?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Well, the next one is not the big one. The
big race is the last one, which is a mile
and a half, which is a really long race, and
so the horses that that can't handle that usually drop
out before the bell.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
The Belmont, actually, but the next one is not one
is not a particular long race.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Okay, it's not. It's not as as it's it's not
a breaker. But that's really that's too bad that they
we're not going to see, you know, a Triple Crown winner,
you know, because the only reason people go to the
Preakness and watch it on TV is to see if
there's a triple Crown winner, and there's not gonna be
(01:33):
a triple Crown winner. Bell, I can't find that audio.
What is it listed under? There isn't yet that you
said you had it. I was getting it.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
No, No, you said you have that.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
I said I had the article.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh I see, okay, all right. You made it sound
like it was an audio.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Well, you were eating M and M.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
That's not true. That's not true.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You tried to be as me into thinking we had
it that you're gonna try and sneak get in during
the break.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
That's crazy about sovereignty. And you're like, what's up for sovereignty?
And I said, well, it's not going to run in
the breakness in the triple Crown, and you have that story.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You pointed the computer, like, you have that story, and
you're going to try and you're going to try.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
To get it in real quickly.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
I said to you, not.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Knowing that was going to not was going to attack
it right away, and and you're going to try to.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Get in quick fact, what I said to you was
I sent it to you earlier. No text message. You said,
when did that come out? And I said, well, I
text message, I sent it to you earlier.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
And you go, I didn't see it.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
And you've got that.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
You've got that, which means it's in the computer.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
It is not.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
All right. I hate it when mommy and daddy fight.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
All right, no triple crown winner this year. That sucks.
That's over. So Kentucky Derby Winter Sovereignty will not run
in the Preakness, and that's a big letdown for horse racing.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Know.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Pimlico looks forward to that. That's where they run the
Preakness and merrily. You ever been at Pimlico.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I have not.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
And it was not far to go near Pimlico, That's right.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
It was not far from where I lived. I'd never been.
We just never went to the races, really, yeah, I didn't.
We didn't really go to anything. Yeah, no, I mean seriously,
I like, we didn't go to baseball games, we didn't
go to football game. It was I don't know, it
was just a weird thing. I didn't feel like we
missed it. And we went to the theater a lot museums.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Was that kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Well, that's a that's a that's a cool thing to do.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
No, it was my dad and my mom never took
me a theater or it was a museum.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
It wasn't bad, but I mean, I remember I was
sixteen when I went to my first football game. Wow,
and baseball there really wasn't There wasn't a team really
to anyway, I feel like. But anyway, just to get
to your point, Uh, so we never went to Pimlico.
I was.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I was with my dad in Washington, d C. He
had to do a scheduled event there and we had
the day off on Saturday. We flew in on Friday,
had the day off on Saturday, and who's going to
perform on Sunday? And so he said, we have the
day off on Saturday. Do you want to see the
Smithsonian or do you want to go to Pimlico where
they run the Preak this and they're running a full
(04:13):
card out there today. And I said, Dad, I said, look,
we can see the Smithsonian from our hotel room. I'd
like to go see it. You know, we can always
go to horse racing in sanitea Hollywood park and go wow.
And you know what, he said to me, he goes,
exactly right, great answer. I love that answer. We're going
(04:36):
to see the Smithsonian today, I said, okay. So we
get up. It's ten am. We get to the Smithsonian
and my dad. We walk in the Smithsonian and my
dad stands in the middle there and he says, over
there is natural history. Down there is American history. This
is the space program over there, and then over here
(04:59):
is European in history.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
And we left.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
He pointed to where the rooms were and said, you
can see this old tell that and he and we
got back in the car and we went to Pimlican.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Your dad is such what how great is that? That is?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Really? He's so, he's so.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
We spent seven minutes in the Smithsonian. I don't think
a family's ever spent less than five hours.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, in the specefic. Oh my god, that's funny.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
We're there seven minutes in the car got to the
track before the first race. That's just the best, true story,
just the best, you know, he and you know what,
he was right. We did see the Smithsonian. We didn't
see it like other families, but we saw it. We
looked at it, and we paid to get in, you know,
he walked around.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I don't think you have to pay to get in.
That's the idea. All those free. But that's why he
wanted to That's why we can't go. It's free, Dad.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah, I didn't know it's free. But they had somewhat
weird like a check in thing though.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
There's a like if you go into the space one,
there's like an Imax theater you and things like that
sort of thing.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Yeah, okay, but I.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Used to go there. At the Smithsonian. How many different
rooms are there are a bunch of they're different museums.
Are a museum of Natural History, there's a Museum.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Of Modern Art.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, thank you, And even.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
The Smithsonian museums themselves are broken up into separate buildings.
But the one we used to go to as a
kids and just think it was the coolest was Natural History.
You walk in and there's this huge blue whale on
the ceiling. You're underneath a full size whale, and it
was just so cool. Even thinking about it today, I think, wow,
it was just it captured your imagination.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
It was so grand, it was so immense cool.
Speaker 8 (06:46):
My dad used to take me out of school as
a kid and specifically to go to the Space Museum
all the time.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
The space museum is the coolest. Now that's yeah, Air
and space is a separate museum.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Right.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You never got pulled out of school to go to Pimlica.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Different life, now you did get Did you get pulled
out of school to go to the horse races?
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
All the time?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah? How was it? How did he handle that?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
He wrote a note saying that there's a.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Just the next day I'd get to school and my dad,
you know, he had the flu or you know, had
an accident at home or whatever. He'd always write me
a note. But yeah, he told me how to do math.
I mean, I've told this story a million times on
the air, but for new listeners. When I was in
third grade, my dad took me the racetrack and and
everything about the racetrack is math. I wasn't doing well
in math in school and English spelling history is that enough?
(07:39):
And we went to sant Anita. Everything is math. Trifecta's
the handle, the weight of the jockey, the length of
the race, furlongs, the whole tote board exacts, Trifecta's winplay show.
Everything's math. At the track, everything is math, and I
learned math at the track pretty good, and I got
really involved in went to school the next day third
(08:02):
grade Missus Bernstein's class, and she said, Joey, Mike, tim Timmy.
She called me, you're doing your speeches today, like, oh,
christ I had three months to do it. I didn't
plan on anything. I forgot so I looked at my
backpack and I had a racing for him in a
program from the night day before. So I pulled it
(08:23):
out and I taught the third grade class how to
box an exacta. So if the horse has come in
three five, you have it both ways. You have five
three and three five. In case it comes in five three,
you got it. Case comes in three five, you got it.
Principal's office, she the principal calls my dad and says,
this is a borderline child abuse to take your kid
(08:45):
out of school to the racetrack and show that kid
how to box and exact in third grade. And my
dad's great response was, let me tell you what child
abuse is. He has it five to three, it comes
in three five, and he doesn't have it box.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
That was a wrap.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
That's a great I.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Remember the principal taking the phone and just slowly putting
it down and looking at me and go you can
you can go back.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
She knew that it was over your dad.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
At that point. She's like, you're not going to be
a scientist. You just we just want to get you
through this school. But you just want to get you Yeah,
I want to get you the fifth grade and get
out of here.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
But to be fair, you are a ninja with math.
You are great with numbers.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
I will say that I can do math.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
You really are, no, you yeah, you really are.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
And also mister Timmins in Portola was another reason. And
you can remember really good teachers also mister Davis, and
I only remember math teachers, but mister Timmins in Portola.
He used to used to be able to get out
of class fifteen minutes early if you could solve the
problem of the day, and he would, and he would.
He wouldn't write it out, he would just say it
(09:53):
in his mind. And I'm going to do one here
for you guys, and at home you can guess what
this is, okay.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
I'm just gonna make one.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Up four, multiply by five AD five, multiply that by four,
divide it in a half AD five and divide by eleven.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
What's the answer.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Five?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
That's exactly right. That's exactly right. That's exactly right. And
so he did those and and you could get out
of class fifteen minutes early if you wrote down the
right that's.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Awesome, the right answer.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
That's a great that's a great teacher.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah, really great teacher.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
It's also a gift. And you've got it. You are
really good with math. That's really good.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
But that's where it ends.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I mean, I looked up how to spell my brother's
name the other day because his name is Cornelius and
I was misspelling it.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
You know, his name is Corey. We call him Corey.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Sure, But I wrote a letter to him and I
put Cornelius. My wife said, I think you misspelled his
name on the envelope, and so I looked up how
to spell cornelius.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
How great is that? He's my brother?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yet I can tell you you know what the exact
is going to pay? That's sanityda, But.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
The square root of whatever is Yes.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
That's right, all right. Relive It's Conway and Thompson Live
on KFI KFI Am sixty. It is the Conway Show.
Mark Thompson's here, and I don't look up. Until yesterday,
I had no idea where Jennifer Andison lived or what
her house looked like. Now I think I can actually
(11:28):
probably walk through that house and tell you where all
the rooms are and what's going on in that house.
Because her house has been on the news for twenty
four hours a day for the last two.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Days, Belly cannot turn on the TV without seeing it.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
It's Belly all pointed that out.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, Belly was like, wait a minute, her, she just
got nearly killed by this psycho who says he's married
to her and that the cops are keeping him away
from her and the news. The first thing they do
is they show her house for forty eight hours.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
This guy crashed is her gate, and that's the reason
that's on now all the time.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Right, But they but they shouldn't show her house. You
don't think anyone I could find out where that house
is in ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I mean, you don't think I could.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I mean, we know it's in bel Air, but you're
saying based on.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
It, they gave out the street. Oh, they said the
nine hundred block of whatever street.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
And they've given like Cross Street yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
And that's pretty that's pretty gross.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
And if you go to that house, you've seen it,
you've seen the overhead shot of it one hundred times.
I can I can tell you the address of that house.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
In five minutes.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh that's pretty gross.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
If I started right now on the internet, Bellio could
do it, Sam could do it, Crowsier, Angel, you.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Could do it.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Why would they do that to her?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah? I don't get it. I don't care it.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Don't you think she's not going to ever be comfortable
in that house again?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, the reports I saw kept it very generic, but
I didn't realize that they've actually, you know, released the
nine hundred block or whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, I don't don't know if it's nine hundred block,
but they said whatever. They they said the hundred block
of yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And you don't have
to be a genius. You know, in bel Air, there's
not one hundred homes per block, right, you know, it
doesn't go to a thousand, you know after the next
hundred homes. I mean, she has like every three homes
is another one hundred numbers.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
The chances of somebody breaking in still very low. She
has private security. It's quite a you know. I think
it's a well defended house based on the Jillian aerial
shots I've seen of it. But to your your point is, look,
why hassle this lady further?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
She's had enough of a problem.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I agree with you, And she probably has several homes
and there's no way she's staying in Bellair tonight.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
There's no way.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I guess she was home during the time that he
crashed this gate.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
And it's a guy who they thought was seventy eight.
He's forty eight, so he must he said some rough years,
he's had some years in the Diamond Lane. Yeah, he's
been moving. So he says he's married to her, and
that the cops are keeping them apart.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Well, has anybody looked into that? Maybe they are married.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Now, I don't know if they're married or not. I
have I don't think they are, but he doesn't sound
like her type, right, But if they're married, how does
he why does he have to break in? Why does
they have a key or a code?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Well, it's no wonder, I mean, but remember the beginning
of the Flintstones. Yeah, that's Fred sat yelling Wilma, she's
got to open that door. Remember, that's right. Yeah, so
it's in some relationships. It's kind of weird like that.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
I don't think he's married to her though, Tim I'm
gonna be I'm gonna ok.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's not.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, I I don't know. It seems like it's such
an invasion. Look, you know, and she got very lucky
that the security guy wasn't sleeping, you know, because those
security guys for celebrities, they pull up in a van,
they watch TV, and then they're out.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Most of the time, nothing's going on. That's why that's right.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
They're sleeping.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, they're asleep in that van, and you got to
knock on the van to you know, wake them up.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Hey, you guys got to get up and.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Get out of here.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
It's eight o'clock whatever.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
But now she's going to have security around her twenty
four hours. That's why it's it's not that great to
become a huge celebrity today.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
There's too many nuts out there.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I mean, there's definitely a huge downside, and this is huge.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, you can't do anything like if you're Adam Sandler,
you can't just go out and go to a restaurant
without you know, one hundred people bothering you or looking
at you, or wanting to tell you a dumb story
of sorts.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, there's a quote from Bill Murray which is pretty
much what you're talking about. The quote is for everybody
who wants to be rich and famous, try rich and
see if that doesn't do about ninety percent of it
for you.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
And so you're right.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Also, though, there's access that famous people have that others
will never have, regardless of how much money you have.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Right, have you seen that thing like the San Vicente Club?
You know what that is? The San Vicente Bungalows Bungalows?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah? Yeah, are you with them? Are I've been? I've
been there?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Is that cool?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
It seems cool? Yeah? I don't know, but you're right.
It's very exclusive.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
But you've been there.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I'm not a member. I was invited. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Is it a cool place?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I thought it was cool? Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
You have to be invited by a member.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Right.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
There's a lot of rules in that place too.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Oh they put a thing a sticker on your phone.
So there are no fixtures. That's pretty typical in a
lot of clubs, now, is that right?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
So, like if you go to is it? Soho house
has that same thing. I don't they put a sticker
on your phone, but they they make that. But all
these all these private clubs, that's kind of part of it.
So you know, no one feels as the other pictures
being taken. Really in Washington, d C. They have the
same thing. You know, the Trump's just opened to this
executive club. Are you familiar with that?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Now?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
It's a half million dollars to join. Wow, that's at
the highest level. And then there are other tiers where
you pay two fifty or something.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
But my point is all of them have this kind
of thing, this exclusivity and this privacy thing. So, but
you're right, I think being its high profile can really expose.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
You to a lot things, you know what.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah, and I don't know how you can't enjoy a
normal life. Just have a guy outside with a gun
at all times?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah, that's scary.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
And the news people showing your house twenty four hours
a day on TV seems like seems like a lot
to have, you know, to have money and a nice
house if you can't enjoy it because you're worried that
someone's going to kill you.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Of course that's true. It's funny though.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
I today was talking about the fact he gave me
a chance to slide in on my show, the fact
that i'd been on Friends and wait what, Well we
talked about this before. And the reason I know we
talked about it before is because Tony, who runs the
engineering on my show this morning, when we got this
story about and I said, oh, you know, and I
was okay.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
You were on Friends?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, okay, can we come back and talk about it, okay,
because I don't remember talking to.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
You, Okay, but you'll know why.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
I'm not putting that on you and put it on me.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
No, I understand, but you'll know why.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
There's also a wrinkle here today which relates directly to
you from my show that will make it clear that
we've talked.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
About all right, and Belly, Oh you were on Friends?
How many times were you on Friends?
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Three?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Three times? How many times were you on friends?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Just the one time?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
So we have between all of us, we have four
appearances on Friends. Crozer, you've been on Friends? No, Sam, No, sir,
even born Angel, Born Angel, You're on friends?
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, I was on a few times.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Okay, all right, Angels on friends too? All right, everybody's
on friends. We're live on kfive.
Speaker 9 (18:17):
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You know anybody who takes it?
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Think they're others like it? Yeah, zuwaji, yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
All right.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I don't know if you saw this, but the Major
League Baseball the Pittsburgh Pirates had a fan who had
a couple of beers, took his shirt off, then reached
over reacting to a play, and then fell out of
the stands onto the field, fell twenty five twenty two
feet one twenty two feet right.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
And he broke up his entire body.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
And now guess what, They're gonna blame the stadium all right,
because he had a couple of beers and he's only twenty.
Uh oh, but the stadium didn't sell him beer. His
twenty one year old friend bought him and then gave
him to him. So they sue the friend, not the stadium.
I would think, yeah, I think don with this guy. Well,
the guy made it. He busted a lot of bones.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Though.
Speaker 7 (19:47):
The tragic fall of Cavin mark Wood from atop the
Clementy Wall is raising questions, although twenty years.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Die, no, he's alive, Well, why do they call it
the tragic fall?
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Tragic fall of Cavin mark Wood from.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
A toll because he had no he lost a lot
in bitcoin?
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Tick fall of Cavin mark Wood from atop the Clemeny
Wall is raising questions, although twenty years old and underage,
fans around mark Wood said he was drinking during the game.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Oh my god, a twenty year old in Pittsburgh is
like a ninety year old.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Yeah, you know, I mean.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Those guys they grow up quickly. You know, they're usually
working their first job by eight in Pittsburgh. And he's
going to have a beer at twenty. Everybody in Pittsburgh
drinks at twelve.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
We asked the Pirates whether prohibitions against alcohol were followed.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Yes, they were.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
It's not the stadium's fault, not Almighty, it's the guy
that bought him the beer.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
The Pirates have expressed deep concern and sorrow about the fall,
which left mark Wood prone on the right field warning
track and still in critical condition. But Tel katiek he
never purchased alcohol at the park and all prohibitions were observed.
According to a club spokesperson, mark Wood was in a
group of four people, another male and two females.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
It's kind of stud laid for a Pittsburgh get twenty
year old either on a double date with his shirt off,
hammering beers.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Guys going for it.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
Another male and two females.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Wow, look of that foursome at the at the stadium.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Guys got to show watch this. I can drop twenty
two feet.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
It could have been their first date.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
You know, you don't take your shirt off and pound
beers on your first date, although you.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Are in Pittsburgh. Yeah, exactly, that might be the move.
Might be the move.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
There and credit card receipts show the other male a
legal twenty one year old went to the same concession
four times.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I wonder if they have a limit on beers there
at Dodger Stadium.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
I think it's two. You can only buy two at
a time.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Right, and you can only buy them until the seventh
in a right. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I remember the old days you could go buy twelve
you know, you just being a big tray and flow out.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
That's why they changed it.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah, and you could drink until after the game was over.
Oh yeah, yeah, and then getting your car.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
What could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Slide home?
Speaker 7 (22:04):
Yeah, abiding by the limit of two drinks at a time.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Okay, So they do have a two drink Maybe that's
an MLB thing two drink minimum or drink across the
I think it's a two drink minimum.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
But to drink maximum.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
No, it's two drinks per trip. I see, I see
you just you know, you get.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Lined while you finish those two, and you got two more.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Well, that's real commitment to the process.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
Yeah, purchasing four beers and three surf sides?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
What is the surf side? What is that belly?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Is that a girly drink surf side? I don't know, Angel,
you hammer what's that you hammer.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
I don't know, but it does kind of sound like
a food food drink, like it would have an umbrella
in it or something.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yes, yeah, right, and a surf side in Pittsburgh has
got to be loaded with roum or something.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
You know, it's not something there. Yeah, it's on.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
Fire purchasing four beers and three surf sides.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
I'm gonna look at it, but yeah, it's a surfside drink.
Menu offers a variety of ready to drink cocktails and
eating nice tea, peach tea half and half, and lemonade flavors,
all made with vodka.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Ah, okay, like, oh, Surfside's a brand.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, pre mix, it's in a can. Okay.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
There's old club uh drinks whatever they called they were
just called.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Club, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
But it looks this guy Studley, he's got his shirt off,
he's buying his gals canned vodka mixed drinks.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
What's he's got it going on?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah you did? You're right for a twenty year old,
he's underage.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
And he's having such a great time. He forgot to
stand and not jump onto the field. You know, he's
just high as a kite. He's with two babes, probably
big bone gals, you know, who are in the mines.
And during the day they took a little breather.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Wow, you've really got a narrative going.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, and they choked down. I bet they bombed these
serf sides. I bet they stable.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
You know, I think Conway's right about this. I don't
think there's a lot of shipping going.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
No, what is that called crows where you put a
hole in the bottom and then you'd a shotgun. Yeah, yeah, right,
No way that these big bone cows weren't shotgun in
these serfsides.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Double barrel shotgun.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, they all looked and they all smelled like surfsides
when he took off like a bird.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
A video shows mark Wood with a beer cup and
the Pirates believed of the game. In interviewing fans in
the section, the club says they've gotten differing accounts of
Markwood's condition prior to the fall.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Prior to the drinks.
Speaker 7 (24:42):
Well, one fan said mark Wood appeared to be intoxicated.
The others say he was conversing naturally and did not
exhibit and he boisterous behavior.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
All right, So the full spectrum from being a you know,
an altar boy to a guy who's out of control.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
One fan told the club, mark Wood's stood up excited
about the play and toppled over the wall.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I've been very excited about plays. I've never you know,
fallen down to the field.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
I don't buy that.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
Pirates also say they do not believe mark Wood showed
any intoxicated behavior entering the part. The club prohibited two
fans from entering that night for being drunk, but mark
Wood was not one of them.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Do you think the other three, the twenty one year
old guy and the two chicks pounding the surf sides,
do you think they sobered up real quickly?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Like, oh Christ, look what just happened?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
I think that dark that doesn't have a way of
bringing the adrenaline.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, yeah, I agree, yeah immediately, like, oh no, we're
not gonna enjoy this game anymore.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Look good?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
After this guy he's falling like uh, you know, like
like on the fag on the the what is the
other cartoon on?
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Not the Simpsons family? Guy?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
You know why when they ever do make somebody fall,
he always ends up with his legs and arms and.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Yeah, right, that's what's going on?
Speaker 7 (26:04):
Sorry. Police continue to investigate, but while the pirates remain
concerned about the condition of the fan, they say their
protocols were followed during the game.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
All right, well, there you go. It's not Pittsburgh's fault,
it's that dude's fault. Yeah, I agree, fun guy, though.
I mean, if you're gonna go to the game, don't
you want to go with the.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Guy glad he's okay and he'll be back at.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
The It's attractive to go with the guy who goes
for it in life, sure, you know, instead of instead
of a guy sitting there with a scorecard keeping score,
I'd rather be the guy who has no shirt on
and he's pounding beards.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah, but you don't have to take that ride in
the ambulance in the seventh time.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I like this guy. This guy's going to be a
huge hit on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
All right, really, that's probably true.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
He probably had a huge hit relive on kf'm KFI
am sixty.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
It is the Conway Show and Mark Thompson is here.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
I was just watching a little fiece that Sharon was
sharing a piece of video of you on Mama's Family. Yeah,
a long time ago, I don't remember everything ever seen it?
Speaker 4 (27:05):
When I had, That's when I was in high demand.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yeah, for.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Women doing sitcoms that are in their thirties, but they're
playing an eighty year old women.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I was hot in those areas. Those days you were
on Friends?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I had, Well, I mentioned the show. I've told this story.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
I'll keep it quiet, I'll keep it quick. But I
was on Friends.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
And the only reason that is particularly relevant today is
because of the whole Jennifer Aniston thing and the reason
I know that we've talked about it because on my
show today, my YouTube show, we had the Jennifer Aniston story,
and I mentioned that I was on Friends because it's
my only chance to mention that I'm on Friends when
a story comes up.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Well, were you on Friends?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
I was in the episode where Phoebe proposes to Paul
Rudd at Madison Square Garden.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Would you play?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I played the Madison Square Garden announcer, the announcer for
the garden.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Were you on camera?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
No, it was an audition on the Warner Brothers lot.
There were seven guys there, very intimidating and uh, probably
any of the guys who were there could have done it,
you know, but it was really fun to you nailed it.
And well the fun part was that they gave me
a laugh line. Oh really, yeah, they gave me a joke.
What was the joke, Joe? I mean you have to
(28:23):
really see it, but you know Phoebe's they're on that cam.
It's like a kiss cam, but it's a you know,
the proposal, and he's up there on the screen. She's
up there on the screen and and uh, the announcer says,
there's a couple of lines ahead of time. But then
the announcer says, come on, what's this she's proposing to him?
(28:47):
I mean it's a very and we can see who
wears the pants in that family. I mean, you're this
is it's reverberating around the Madison Square garden. It's very
I thought, well crafted. Seen Rudd's wanting to go to
the bathroom. She goes, no, no, stay stay here, stay here
and stay here. I mean it's it's important to stay here.
I mean, you don't know he's an hopy right back. No no, no, no, no,
you got to stay. So it was really well set up.
(29:07):
The whole thing was fun. So she proposed to him.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
She proposed to him.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
I have the video of that on our Instagram at
Conway Show, but I'm having trouble pulling it up because, yeah,
people want to scroll through. You could see Conway on
Mama's Family. You can see the episode that Mark's talking about.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, and how many episodes were you on? Bellio in
front three three?
Speaker 3 (29:34):
That is I think the funnier story because isn't she
in the background?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Isn't that right?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Yeah, Well, there's nothing wrong with everything. That's kind of fun.
She's never said that on the air. She doesn't.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
We don't dig that deep.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Mark No, But that's kind of the fun of it
because you have to look like you're talking even though
you're not right in the in the coffee shop.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Yeah, Mark, No, I think that's great.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Why are you so you think that's great? I think
that's great, And you got a joke.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Bellio has never mentioned that she was just an extra.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I see.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Well, there's a certain uh, there's a skill to being
an extra in that situation, really, yeah, because you have
to seem like you're in a conversation. You can't just
move your lips. You have to Those people are really
good at it. Right's and q's.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Was it peppers and carrots or I.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Remember that Jim Belushi was also an extra, and I
think he was thrown off a film because he was
ducking into every shot and he they showed the film
and it was on a talk show. They showed these
shots and sure enough Belushi is there walking behind the
main characters. And so yeah, I mean, so there is
(30:51):
a skill to being an extra and not sort of
hogging all of the you know, the glory or the
you know.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Tell you you must have been thrilled as be asked
back though, Yeah, I mean that's right, not once, but
asked back twice.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
I don't know if it's being asked back.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
It's like, you know, I think maybe I asked to
come back.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Well they could have said no, but they said.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
Yeah, we've got some availability. Can you work this day?
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Do you remember what you got paid?
Speaker 5 (31:19):
Like, I think forty dollars or something. It wasn't a
lot of money.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Really, but you got fed. Okay, but I bet you anything.
Mom and Dad got a call.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Well, yeah it was a big deal. Yeah, that was
a big show.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
It was huge. Yeah, it's the number one show on TV.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
That's exactly a big difference.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Between being canceled and being number one.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
But I bet Mark got paid a little better.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Yeah it was it wasn't bad.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
You still have the money.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
I think, I still I think I still get residuals
on that episode. Wow, not a lot of money, but
still it's interesting that you still got anything.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
That wasn't you trying to get into Aison's sounds to
get more residuals?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
So why remember me? Look, Shee's proposing to him. Let
me bring it back, Jennifer. Wait, wait, wait, wait, I
haven't done the whole thing. I've got a couple of
lives after.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
That.
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