April 28, 2025 • 34 mins
Weekends older vs younger and old people aren’t out past 8 pm anymore // Guest: Michael Monks, 55K LA County workers set to walk off the job, disrupting services for residents // Cat killer protest in Santa Ana turns violent, wrong house attacked // Sperm Race, Inside the first-of-its-kind race that's taking the internet by storm.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am six forty and you're listening to The Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio apps. It is The
Conway Show. All right, it is Monday. Thank god. You know,
the weekend's over. Everyone's back to work again. I don't
like weekends. I like weekdays. I like that the stores
(00:23):
are open. I like there's traffic. I like there's people
moving around. Weekends are too much up in the air.
You know, you don't know really what to do. You
got to you know, when somebody says you want to
go out and do something, you got to figure out
an excuse to give them because you don't want to
do anything that they're doing. And have you noticed that,
Like when you were in your twenties and somebody said, hey,
you know we're going to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
You want to go?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
And I'm like, yeah, when you're leaving, they said, in
ten minutes, I go, hey, come pick me up, we'll go,
And you would be gone in your twenties. But as
you get older, you start to thank yourself. Okay, I've
done that before.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Where I go to.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Vegas on a whim, there's no real hotel room. There's
five guys in a room. A little tight in there,
and then after a while you learn you you know,
as Doug Steckler, my old partner here in radio, he
used to say, there's two types of people in this world,
and two types only slow learners and non learners. I
consider myself a slow learner, but I learn.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I do learn. I like to learn.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And I learned that going to Vegas and the last
second with five guys doesn't always pan out to be fun.
Sometimes it is, sometimes it is, but it's got a lot.
There's a lot of holes in that luggage, you know,
there's a lot of ways that your toiletries can, your
clothes can get out of that bag.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
And the weekend is shot.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
But I will say the beautiful, beautiful rain on Saturday
was fantastic.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I love the rain.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I don't know if I know Bellio does, Angel does
Krozier and Steff Ooosh.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I think we're all big fans of the rain.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
But to get out on a Saturday in late April
almost May and it's pouring, it's not it's not just drizzling.
It's pouring and it and and it's great.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You can smell the rain. It is beautiful.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
We now know that the mountains that got all that
rain are gonna be green for another week or two
before they turn brown and burn down.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
That's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
But it's just, you know, the beautiful weather outside makes
it enticing to go out and do something, you know,
to get outside and experience it. But I will say this,
I've noticed this over the last couple of months. And
I don't know how long this has been going on.
I should have been keeping track, but I'm a night out.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I'm up all night. I go out at night.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I like to go to my stores, you know, Low's
on Depot, Walmart, Target, the whole run. And I've noticed
that after eight o'clock. And maybe this is just Burbank,
it's possible, maybe it's the San Fernana Valley, but after
eight thirty at night, I never see.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Old people out.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I used to see old people out all the time.
I never see old people out anymore. I don't know
what happened. But old people, I will say this, they
have all the money, they have all the stock, they
have their social Security, they made a bundle on their house.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
They're frugal, they live well.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Most of them, most of them, right, I mean, if
you've done anything with your life, and you're older, you've
made a couple of bucks. But I never see old
people out at night. And I think I know why.
I think I know why. Being out at night in
Los Angeles is a huge crapshoot. You have no idea
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whether you're going to be involved in a hit and run,
someone's going to try to rob you, somebody's going to
try to break into your home, somebody's gonna, you know,
trying to steal your bank, credit card information. You have
no idea what's going to go on with you at
night in southern California because it is wild. We live
in the wild, wild West. So the old people don't
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go out anymore. I've noticed that for the last couple months,
and I don't know when it started, but I know
they don't go out anymore. And if the old people
aren't going out, then the business establishments are going to
close restaurants, stores, all kinds of stores, malls. The old
people are saving on to their money, holding on to it,
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and they're not going out and spending it because they
don't want to get worked, they don't want to get robbed,
they don't want to have their jewelry taken. They don't
want to have their cars stolen. People who are older
watch the news.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
People are young.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You get your news off of TikTok, social media, YouTube, Twitter,
that's where you get your news. But older people watch
the news, and some of them listening here to KFI.
We appreciate that, but they understand. The older people understand.
There's a lot of crime going on in southern California,
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a lot of it, tons of it, and it's everywhere.
There was a there was a home invasion robbery in
Woodland Hills that ended up with a guy getting shot
and killed, and they caught all the guys that did it.
But Woodland Hills has become sort of like a hotbed
for crime. Home invasion after home invasion, after robbery, and
(05:19):
now this one. And if you live in Woodland Hills,
you can't say this was north of the boulevard. You
know where the scumbags live. And I know that rule
in Woodland Hills. Oh it's north of the boulevard, right.
I know you people Woodland Hills. I know how you act,
I know how you react to If you live south
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of Ventur Boulevard, you think you're better than the people
live north of ventur Boulevard. Don't call me and challenge
me on this, because I'll get one hundred people to
confirm that. And I know three or four people who
live in Woodland Hills south of the boulevard who I'm
friends with, who will also confirm that.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
So let it go.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Breathe it in, breathe out, Let it go. It happens
to be a fact that people south of the boulevard
in Woodland Hills think they're better than people of north
of the boulevard.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
True story.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
So the home invasion that happened over the weekend was
south of Ventura Boulevard and west of Tapanga, near a
school there, one of those charter schools, And it's in
a very good area. It's in a very nice area.
Multimillion dollar homes line that street. You cannot buy a
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home where this happened for less than a million and
a half dollars. I would guarantee zero homes are available
for under a million and a half dollars. So you
have to have money to live in that neighborhood. And
somebody came into that neighborhood and invaded a house, killed
the guy, killed the guy in the house, which leads
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me to believe it might have been targeted. Maybe they
knew it, maybe they knew he had money. Maybe it
was a business you know, I plan that went awry.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
But the guy's dead and they caught all the people
that did it, And they catch people pretty quickly nowadays.
And I don't want to tell you how they do it,
but a buddy of mine on the cops said, it's
sort of like shooting fish in a barrel.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
They catch these guys pretty quickly. Now.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Some of it has to do with with video cameras,
but the other is is something that I don't want
to tell you on the air because I was told
this sort of in secret, not in secret, but I
was asked not to tell it on the air. But
they do have a way of catching it pretty quickly.
If you commit crimes in southern California, you're gonna get caught,
especially when somebody's killed like that that actor, that hot
(07:45):
that dum what was the guy's name, croach, I can't
remember who his name, but he was the soap opera
star that got killed in downtown LA and he interrupted
three four guys stealing a catalytic converter and he said, hey,
what's going on here? And they turned on shot him
to death, shot him to death. Johnny Waxter, Johnny Wackter,
(08:08):
poor guy man. And they raised the stink and they
got the guys that did that, and they caught him
pretty quickly. It was about three four weeks, maybe a
month or so, maybe a month and a half, but
they found their guy. And it's it's you know, if
you commit crime, if you commit a murder in southern California,
especially LAPD, LAPD is really good at solving murders, chance
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of you getting caught are pretty good. So it's another
crazy weekend. We'll break it down. We come back in
Los Angeles. I don't know where it's going, but everybody
is stunned by the level of crime, including Alta Dina,
Alta Dina, where home after home after home has been
robbed since the fire. There's one home there was robbed
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three times since the fires. Three times. Guys you know,
burned out everyone else has burned out of his neighborhood
and his home was robbed three times sense the fire.
With all the cops around, with the National Guard around,
with everybody on high alert, still three times that's where
we Live.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
All right, Michael Monks seven to nine pm on Sunday
on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You've really secured that slot. Dude.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Hey, I'm not going to negotiate the position here on
the air. I'm not that brave yet, alright, but am
I claiming it?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Sure, Yeah, it's fun kicking two hours on Saturday nights
from right here in sunny Burbank.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
You can't create that.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
You can in Live to do It. Come in Live
to do It. Talk about the news of the week
and the news from the week ahead. Michael Monks reports
seven to nine every Saturday night. You got Monks, you do, indeed,
and you also got me Monday through Friday giving you
the news here and boyle boy, not good. It's gonna
be a busy day in La County, but not in
the way these workers would probably want. Fifty five thousand
of them looking at a strike that starts tonight at
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seven o'clock and it's going to last for the next
two days.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Wow wow. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
This is sei U, the Service Employees International Union. That's
a group that represents a lot of different types I'm
part of workers No, no, no, you're sag Aftra. No,
but my night job are you mopping the floors after hours?
A little extra scratch for Santa Anita.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I work at Santa Nita at night.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
But you sweep up looking for the toss tickets knowing
that there's a winner in there somewhere.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
By the way.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
That's called stooping, and it used to be legal. You
can't do that anymore. You can't pick up a discarded
You get thrown out of the track if you get
picked up, if you pick up tickets out off the
floor finders keepers. Well, the reason why they did that
they gave the the all the guard unions all that
that dump money they called it. You know, anything that's
not claimed, it goes to their pension and they're you know,
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so they don't want you picking these unions. Man, they're
pretty strong, these unions. Look, I gotta give it to them.
Many they the strong unions are as strong as hell. Yeah,
it would be nay even today in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Five, no kidding.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
And this is one that says, look, the county management
is not negotiating with us. Well, we'd like to see
higher wages, but This comes at a time where the
county is really struggling with money, not just because of
their own financial situation and what they've spent money on,
but because of that sex abuse settlement for a billion dollars.
The wildfires they've estimated will cost them two billion dollars.
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But these workers, SEIU Local seven to two to one says,
seem to recall, you spent two hundred and five million
dollars on a fancy new skyscraper downtown where you want
to move the governor from the current county building there
on Temple Street over to a beautiful empty skyscraper in
downtown LA. So they've got that point that they've made.
So we're talking about people who who work in non
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urgent healthcare positions. We're talking about libraries. Libraries are going
to be hit, probably the artists, over the next couple
of days, So keep an eye on that. If you're
planning to go to a county library to get some
Wi Fi, to check out a book, spend some time.
If you're homeless, use the bathroom there. It might be closed.
I think you buried the lead. If you're homeless, you
can use the bathroom. The good news is if you're
homeless and you live in a homeless camp. The guys
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who enforce the cleanup of those camps, they're also striking
for the two days. Okay, so trash guys, homeless camp guys,
public works guys the next two days.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
So this is not a strike, and we'll stay out
as long as we can.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
It's just a couple of days.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
They say it's the first of its kind in La County,
So maybe this is a bit of a threatening strike,
sort of one foot in the picket line, because if where.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
They going to get the money for this, for the raises.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, I don't think the county plans to yield to this,
because it's not just those payouts. They've already presented the
proposed budget for the next fiscal year, which starts July one,
and they're recommending three percent cuts across every single department.
So there's not a lot of wiggle room for raises
in there. I mean, the county and the city both
staring a fiscal crisis in the face. The city's worse off,
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but the county's not doing well, especially with that settlement,
you know where this all started.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Michael Monks.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
As with us, by the way, KFI News also his
own show on seven and nine PM on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I think this all started, and I think rightfully, you.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Know, these people who work at Lu's to LAUSD deserve
the money. But remember when LAUSD went on strike and
they bumped their salary by forty percent, and then every
union went, wait, what forty percent? Let's get a piece
of that action. Why doesn't our union do that? Right exactly,
why don't all unions do it? I mean, if they
can give it to LAUSD, they scored, that's right. Well,
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here's here's on that front. The union says the county's
proposal was a cost of living increase of zero percent.
So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
When's the last time they had an increase? You know,
they usually get whatever year. Okay, you know government jobs
are pretty cushy, right, It's just not great right now.
This is the wrong year to be asking for a
raise because there's just nothing left in the couch cushions
to even scrounge out of that county building. I mean,
they are absolutely screwed right now. The union says, look,
they're not negotiating with us, even in good faith. They're
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retaliating against US ten. They say they're surveiling us WOW
County management surveilling SEIU Local seven to one members. We
are two and a half hours away if you're counting
down to this strike beginning, and they expect that it
will be exactly forty eight hours. They plan to go
back to work Wednesday night at seven o'clock, just as
you are finishing up your lise.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Okay, so seven o'clock tonight until Wednesday at seven, that's
exactly right. And what are we what services will we
notice that are going to be missing?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
They apparently have been strategic in not disrupting critical services.
Some of their workers are in healthcare, so if it's
an urgent kind of thing, you'll still get your penance
taking out. But if you're a non urgent healthcare need,
that's not going to be available to you. The libraries
are the ones that have been the most vocal about
what the impact might be. The library put out a
statement saying, we're closely monitoring the situation. We're preparing our
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operations for the strikes potential impact on library services. They
may have to close their libraries, but they remind customers
you can access the digital library twenty four to seven.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
There you go. So libraries in every library or LA County.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
La County libraries right, So cities have their own libraries
depending on which city you're in. But if it's a
county library, pay attention to what they might post on
their website, or they might put a sign on the door.
There might be service interruptions, or it might be closed altogether.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, I think libraries are eventually going to go away.
I think that people can find anything they want online.
As more people come online, I think the idea of
going to a place to check out a book is
going to be over.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
I love going to the library. I go to the
one downtown. Every library. Yeah, I've got some books out
right now. I love going down there with my little
shopping cart.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I load it up. It's a great day. It smells good.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
It doesn't always smell good, but it usually smells like books,
you know.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
And it's nice.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
And there are bathrooms there, and those are important for
downtown because you don't have a lot of public bathrooms.
And if you're out shopping or walking around and you've
got to take a look, yeah, a lot is a
good place to go or take a shack.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
You know.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
There's usually plenty of occupants. Unfortunately in those stalls. I'll
tell you, speaking of bathrooms, another impact the beach bathrooms close.
They might be closed for the next couple of days
because of the strike.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
You know what I love about the beach bathrooms is
there were so many guys and gals, mostly guys having sex.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
In there with guys and gals.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
That that they cut the doors down. You know, usually
it's a big you know, it's a six foot door.
You can close it and have your privacy while you're
going number two. Now it's about a foot and a
half or two feet, so you can look in to
see the guy in there. Yeah, which is which is
really odd to be in there doing your business and
watching people walk by.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
It is a little weird, disconcerting, disconcerting.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
It's horrible. Buddy.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I appreciate you coming in seven to nine on Saturday,
and then some time this week we should.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Talk about the Kentucky Derby. I would love to.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
I've got thoughts. Yeah, you are from Kentucky. I'm from Kentucky.
I've never picked the winner though, So before you bring
me on to like handicap the race, just know, in
all my years I've never picked the winner.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I've only done it once because buddy of mine, Doug O'Neill,
had a horse, and I just bet on my buddy's horse.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
But I've never picked a handicapping. I've never picked. Yeah. Never, Well,
maybe we'll do it this week.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Maybe the two of us combined, and you know, such
bad karma that you know the country will break in half.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Pausive spoil alert. I'm leaning towards a horse name journalism. Okay,
we'll dive into that a lot. I saw that horse
race out at sant Anita. Look great, Yeah, it look great.
Yeah it might be. I think it might be on
nine to two five the favorite. Oh it is the favorite.
It was the last time I looked.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Forty rough weekend.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
If you were a Kings fan or if you are
a Kings fan, they lost to in Edmonton. They should
have won both those games. Now they're coming back here
to play tomorrow night. I think it's Tuesday night. Yeah,
Tuesday night in LA. That series is tied two to two.
Lakers are in trouble. Lakers are down three to one
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against Minnesota three to one, one more loss and it's over.
Kind of an odd story here, even for California. And
we have odd people who live here and work here,
odd people and just some odd people at the station.
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Consider myself one of them. And who else would be odd?
Steph USh is a little odd, Crozier a little bit
not bad, Angel odd, belly old, not really, I don't know.
Maybe yeah, Bellio has her odd. Yeah she's odd, and
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Richie's odd. I mean they were odd, yeah, just strange right, strange.
So we've got this cat killer in Santa Anna. This
guy's lurering cats, I guess to his home and killing them.
Even for LA standards, that's like, wooo, got at mindy,
what's going on there in Santa Anna.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
It's happening. But you know, we live around on people.
You know.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
The old the saying is, if you love your neighbors,
never move, ever, ever move.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Proud had initially gathered to mourn the victims of the
man that police here in Santa Ana are calling a
cat serial killer. Forty five year old Alejandro Olivarro's Acosta
allegedly confessed to the crime to police. He was arrested
and then released on bail on Thursday, and tonight, some
activists were determined to find him.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
So this whole community surrounded his house. But I believe
they surrounded the wrong house. Okay, they're breaking his windows,
throwing rocks through his windows, pulling his fence down, and
I think, belly, if I'm not mistaken, if I read
this story right in the online, they had the wrong house.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
They had the wrong house, the wrong house. That guy
was not in there.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
The crowd quickly turned violent after surrounding both sides of
a house across the street from oliverro cost us home,
believing it to belong to his brother, and demanding he
come out. Ola Arros Is accused of luring and killing
an unknown number of cats. We could see children inside
the home across the street as activists broke windows, the fence,
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even forced their way onto the property.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
One active this is a wild There's probably about fifty
seventy five people out there, all throwing crap at the house,
pulling his fence apart, which wasn't well built, so it's
fairly easy to do.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I noticed that.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
One activist, Pepper, sprayed the man who lives there, who
tells us he is not Oliveris's brother, but rather Oliver
Aros is related to his brother in law. He says
he hasn't seen him since his arrest. Some in the
crowd did try to calm things down and admitted they
felt uncomfortable with the turn.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
The other woman streaming in the background and.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Admitted they felt uncomfortable with the turn the event had taken.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
We did expect a visual. We thought it was going
to be peaceful, but it did get a little violin
here today. I don't think it needs to be like this.
I think it should have remained.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
A visual and not I do understand the white heat
of anger, though. You know, if this guy or this
guy's brother's brother in law is luring cats to his
house to kill them, and this is happening in southern
California in twenty twenty five, I do get the anger.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I get it.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
I mean, I knew it'd be a protest, but I
didn't think it'd get violent.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I don't think anybody should be touching property the immediate facility.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
It took more than an hour for Santa Ana police
to arrive, and even after they declared an unlawful assembly,
some activists continue to chant outside the house and accuse
the residence of being complicit in the murder of animals.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Man, cats and dogs don't get you know, this is
a weird thing about animals.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
You know.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
When I was growing up and we talked about this
before him, we had a dog and named Dolly, and
then that dog died, and we had another dog named Henry,
and that dog died, and we had another dog named Morgan.
We always had a dog, but they were outdoor dogs,
you know, and if they were in the house, my
mother would yell, who lot.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
That dog in? Why is that.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Dog in the house, Like it's raining outside, Get that
dog out here.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
That dog would go outside.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
And that's why you had a dog house, because the
dog would sleep in the dog house. And that's why,
like if the husband got in trouble with the wife, like, oh,
he's in the doghouse because he's been kicked out of
the house. He's sleeping with the dog in the doghouse. Okay,
fast forward thirty five forty years now, if you had
a dog that was an outdoor dog, people would look
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at you like you're cruel, Like you're mistreating that dog.
What do you mean that dog doesn't come in the
house and sleep with you and eat with you and
watch TV with you, what's going on with you? So
dogs have elevated themselves to family members. Now they're not
just outdoor animals, they're family members.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
And I get that.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
We had a dog that died a year ago, almost
a year ago this week, and man, I still can't
drive by the vet that we had him put down in.
I got to drive around it when I go to
home depot, I cannot drive it past it and spend
a year I get too busted up. So I get that.
But so we've changed to the society. We've welcomed dogs
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and cats into our homes. We made him feel like
family members, and they are family members, and we grieve
up for them when they die more than we do
family members a lot of time, because with family members,
if you have a mom or dad who's still alive,
you might speak to them every day on the phone,
or see them once a week, or see them once
a month or every three months that they live on
the East Coast, but you're not with them every day.
You're with these dogs and cats every single day, and
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they love you no matter what you do. If you shower,
they love you, If you don't shower, they love you.
Whatever you do, they love you. Even that dog that
was abused the other day on the streets. The guy
was flipping the dog over and pounding them on the streets.
That dog still stay next to that dude. Still love
that guy. So dogs and cats are great, but we
haven't elevated.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
The punishment for them.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
You know, this guy's accused of serial killing cats, and
yet he went in made bail and he's home. If
it was human beings, he'd be in prison. So I
think we have to elevate the penalties to save these
dogs and cats. Sorry, I know, more complications in court,
more people incarcerated, but I think if we don't do it,
I think we're gonna have a lot more houses like
this where a guy a nut is killing dogs and
(24:46):
cats and he is going to have this vigilante outside
of his house and kill him because people won't stand
for this. So I think we have to change the
laws to protect these dogs and cats a little more
than they're protected right now. If we're going to treat
them like family members, then the punishment has to be
like family members when they step off the curb like
this a hole did in Santa Anna.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Ah. Yes, we got a new sport in town. I
was at Santa Nita yesterday and they ran out of chili,
which is very disheartening because that's one of the reasons
I go out there.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Nope.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah, So a very nice lady who works Their name
is Sean. I've known her probably twenty years. She brought
me a can of chili that she bought at his store.
And I can't think of the name of the store. Hmm,
I'll come up with it. And I haven't tried yet,
but she said it's as good as Track Chili, and
every time they they put it on the shelf, it's
(25:47):
gone in like ten minutes. So I got to I'm
gonna try it tonight and report back and see if
it's any good.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
She had you at Track Chili.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Well, I saw her yesterday at the clubhouse and she goes,
stay right there, stay right there, I got something for you.
And I thought, you know, she hit a trifect and
we're going to split it. And she comes running up
with a can of chili like I'm a homeless guy,
and she goes here, she goes, I got this can
of chili and I go, okay, I'll just walk around
(26:15):
with this all day at the track with my own
can of chili. And it's a chick magnet turns out
really Yeah. Some of the hotter chicks at Santanita are like, wow,
what's going on with you?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Brought his own chili to the track. That is very
attract man, oh man, I just swat him off. I'm like,
you know, oh girls, girls, please, I'm trying to trying
to win the at the track here like, oh man,
look it's the it's the older gentleman with a can
of chili on him.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Did you stuff the can in your back pocket?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I put it my Fortunately, it was cold out yesterday,
so I brought a big coat and I stuck at
my jacket. But still, if it wasn't if it was
a nice day out, I would have been you know,
my racing form and my can of chili.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Did you put them in your speedo?
Speaker 5 (27:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I didn't wear the speedo yesterday. It wasn't warm enough.
But you know, come June July, you'll see me out
there in the speedo.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah, no, I know. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
My tan one is a head turn off. Yeah, wow, Wow,
look at that guy. Is that a potato? No, it isn't, darling,
It certainly ain't. It ain't no potato.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
It's better than saying yes, yes, yes, Now would you
leave me alone? It's a huge potato. All right. Sperm racing.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
You heard of this where guys are racing their sperm
against other guys, and it's become like a big deal.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
You can do it.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
I guess if you got strong you know athletics, sperm.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
You know it's a climactic story. It's called the sperm
race and his young men putting their manhood to the
test to see how fast their swimmers can go in
front of a sold out crowd.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
All right, here we go. I see. It's a corner.
Came up with every possible cliche. Yeah, be a lot
of that here.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
Mysterious white stuff shooting from a water gun made this
moment borderline raunchy and entertaining. Downtown LA's night scene exploding
Friday with an event build as the world's first sperm race.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
God almighty, we've run out of ideas, you know, we
run out. Can you bet on this? Can you bet
on it?
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Richie knows more about this story than I do.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Really, Why would I know about that story? That's not
where you and John were on Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
I can't say what do you were at three?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
By the way, you go to dinner before? If you
were going to go to the sperm races? Is dinner
before or after? I don't know. It's it has to
be before and you like you give yourself a look
in the mirror before you go. Or would you automatically
be one of the best dress there, you know, just
putting on anything anything?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
How don't know what you'd wear? Does?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I think there's a limit on what we can do there.
I don't think we can air that, right, I dumped it.
I don't let me put this on hold.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Man, you're gonna back up on It was on the news.
I know I didn't it. Which news didn't bleep it?
ABC seven, ABC seven on TV?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Soften it up on TV? They they aired that on TV,
Yeah they did. I can just say that on the air.
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Well, let's talk about it first and then we'll move forward.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Okay, all right, I don't think I can I think
if I said that on the air, I get a
call from Brian Long, Paul Corvino and my agent and
they'd all say, hey, it was a nice run, but
we're going in a different direction.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
But are the rest of us going in the same
direction or just.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
You No, but the rest of you will have to start, uh,
you know, loading your favorite movies on Friday, because four
to seven will be mo Kelly and then and then
they'll put somebody you know in it's seven. So look, Belly,
I know you're trying to get rid of me.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
No, no, no, no, yes, that's very sweet of you
to say that.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Professionally, Yeah, ess professional professionally, Yeah, personally, we've got issues,
long list, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Favorites, alright, let me we can all right, let me
crank it up here again. I don't know if I
could do that. Let's yeah, let's get back to this here.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I want to build Olympics for sperm.
Speaker 7 (30:40):
Eric Zoo was one of the sperm racing organizers.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
His name is Eric Zoo. That's the guy's name.
Speaker 7 (30:45):
Eric Zoo was one of the sperm racing organizers with
the help of wealthy investors.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Are there different classes, like if there's is there a
senior special you know, because yeah, Richie is is there there?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
The well the guys that are like you know, being
part of They're all college students I believe from UCLA
and USC.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
I just hooked it up here.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
There is a senior circuits called the Silver Bullets.
Speaker 7 (31:10):
With the help of wealthy investors, the seventeen year old
Bay Area high school student and entrepreneur launching this epic
competition to raise a weirdness on male fertility health.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
The general public doesn't talk about it because it's so taboo.
It's always been associated with adult entertainment or something that's degenerate.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
What we want to do.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
Is we want to make it more of like a
sports or a different type of entertainment, but more of
like optimizing biomarkers.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Okay, So what happens is they collect sperm from two
contestants and they put it under microscope and then they
have a like a I guess, some kind of a
maze and has to swim towards the end of the maze,
and whoever wins is the winner of the contest.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
And then they put it on a large screen so
everybody can watch it and you can bet on it.
Right now, there's actually it says finish line, finish line,
so to see Yeah, all right, man, what a if
the guy, the guy who wins, that is, is he
more attractive or less attractive?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I don't know. I don't know. I would say more probably,
I guess.
Speaker 7 (32:10):
The contenders who were hand picked out of dozens of
young men were given.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Oh see, young men, I think I'm out.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
The contenders who were hand picked out of dozens of
young men were given money each week to train their mind, bodies,
and diets ahead of the virals sold out marathon.
Speaker 8 (32:27):
When you really think about it, we all want our
own individual sperm races to get all this planet. So
it's only fit that would make this a format that
we can all watch and enjoy.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Okay, I'll give them that.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
The odds of you being born on this planet are
four hundred quadrillion to one. That's everything that had to
happen over the thousands of years for you to be
born four hundred quadrillion to one. If you think of
all the sperms, all the eggs, all the relationships, every
everybody that had to come together to order to produce you,
(33:01):
you already won the lottery if you were born on
this planet four hundred quadrillion to one, because you can
go not that much farther back and see how the
people it had to get together for you to be born. Okay,
you have your parents, then you have four grandparents, and
then they each have a parent. So that's one, two, three, four, five, six,
(33:21):
seven eight, So just two generations ago your parents, grandparents
are great grandparents.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Three generations ago.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
There's already one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, thirteen, fourteen.
There's already fourteen people involved. And that's just three.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
You know.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Now if you multiply it that again, I mean, it
goes up to four hundred quadrillion to one. If you're
born on this planet. That's wild. You've won the lottery.
So maybe this is a good sport. Can you I
don't know if you can bet on it? Can you bet
on it? Can you wager on it?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Not sure? But we should start. Let's do it. Let's
do it. I can only see you like on a Sunday,
you know, just going.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
Hey, come on, number three, come one, Come out with this, three,
Come on, come on with this three?
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Can you say that? I don't know? I relive on KFI.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Got a mighty Conway show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Now you can always hear us live on KFI AM
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Speaker 2 (00:00):
I am six forty and you're listening to The Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio apps. It is The
Conway Show. All right, it is Monday. Thank god. You know,
the weekend's over. Everyone's back to work again. I don't
like weekends. I like weekdays. I like that the stores
(00:23):
are open. I like there's traffic. I like there's people
moving around. Weekends are too much up in the air.
You know, you don't know really what to do. You
got to you know, when somebody says you want to
go out and do something, you got to figure out
an excuse to give them because you don't want to
do anything that they're doing. And have you noticed that,
Like when you were in your twenties and somebody said, hey,
you know we're going to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
You want to go?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
And I'm like, yeah, when you're leaving, they said, in
ten minutes, I go, hey, come pick me up, we'll go,
And you would be gone in your twenties. But as
you get older, you start to thank yourself. Okay, I've
done that before.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Where I go to.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Vegas on a whim, there's no real hotel room. There's
five guys in a room. A little tight in there,
and then after a while you learn you you know,
as Doug Steckler, my old partner here in radio, he
used to say, there's two types of people in this world,
and two types only slow learners and non learners. I
consider myself a slow learner, but I learn.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I do learn. I like to learn.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And I learned that going to Vegas and the last
second with five guys doesn't always pan out to be fun.
Sometimes it is, sometimes it is, but it's got a lot.
There's a lot of holes in that luggage, you know,
there's a lot of ways that your toiletries can, your
clothes can get out of that bag.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
And the weekend is shot.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
But I will say the beautiful, beautiful rain on Saturday
was fantastic.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I love the rain.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I don't know if I know Bellio does, Angel does
Krozier and Steff Ooosh.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I think we're all big fans of the rain.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
But to get out on a Saturday in late April
almost May and it's pouring, it's not it's not just drizzling.
It's pouring and it and and it's great.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You can smell the rain. It is beautiful.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
We now know that the mountains that got all that
rain are gonna be green for another week or two
before they turn brown and burn down.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
That's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
But it's just, you know, the beautiful weather outside makes
it enticing to go out and do something, you know,
to get outside and experience it. But I will say this,
I've noticed this over the last couple of months. And
I don't know how long this has been going on.
I should have been keeping track, but I'm a night out.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I'm up all night. I go out at night.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I like to go to my stores, you know, Low's
on Depot, Walmart, Target, the whole run. And I've noticed
that after eight o'clock. And maybe this is just Burbank,
it's possible, maybe it's the San Fernana Valley, but after
eight thirty at night, I never see.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Old people out.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I used to see old people out all the time.
I never see old people out anymore. I don't know
what happened. But old people, I will say this, they
have all the money, they have all the stock, they
have their social Security, they made a bundle on their house.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
They're frugal, they live well.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Most of them, most of them, right, I mean, if
you've done anything with your life, and you're older, you've
made a couple of bucks. But I never see old
people out at night. And I think I know why.
I think I know why. Being out at night in
Los Angeles is a huge crapshoot. You have no idea
(03:39):
whether you're going to be involved in a hit and run,
someone's going to try to rob you, somebody's going to
try to break into your home, somebody's gonna, you know,
trying to steal your bank, credit card information. You have
no idea what's going to go on with you at
night in southern California because it is wild. We live
in the wild, wild West. So the old people don't
(03:59):
go out anymore. I've noticed that for the last couple months,
and I don't know when it started, but I know
they don't go out anymore. And if the old people
aren't going out, then the business establishments are going to
close restaurants, stores, all kinds of stores, malls. The old
people are saving on to their money, holding on to it,
(04:21):
and they're not going out and spending it because they
don't want to get worked, they don't want to get robbed,
they don't want to have their jewelry taken. They don't
want to have their cars stolen. People who are older
watch the news.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
People are young.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You get your news off of TikTok, social media, YouTube, Twitter,
that's where you get your news. But older people watch
the news, and some of them listening here to KFI.
We appreciate that, but they understand. The older people understand.
There's a lot of crime going on in southern California,
(04:55):
a lot of it, tons of it, and it's everywhere.
There was a there was a home invasion robbery in
Woodland Hills that ended up with a guy getting shot
and killed, and they caught all the guys that did it.
But Woodland Hills has become sort of like a hotbed
for crime. Home invasion after home invasion, after robbery, and
(05:19):
now this one. And if you live in Woodland Hills,
you can't say this was north of the boulevard. You
know where the scumbags live. And I know that rule
in Woodland Hills. Oh it's north of the boulevard, right.
I know you people Woodland Hills. I know how you act,
I know how you react to If you live south
(05:40):
of Ventur Boulevard, you think you're better than the people
live north of ventur Boulevard. Don't call me and challenge
me on this, because I'll get one hundred people to
confirm that. And I know three or four people who
live in Woodland Hills south of the boulevard who I'm
friends with, who will also confirm that.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
So let it go.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Breathe it in, breathe out, Let it go. It happens
to be a fact that people south of the boulevard
in Woodland Hills think they're better than people of north
of the boulevard.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
True story.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
So the home invasion that happened over the weekend was
south of Ventura Boulevard and west of Tapanga, near a
school there, one of those charter schools, And it's in
a very good area. It's in a very nice area.
Multimillion dollar homes line that street. You cannot buy a
(06:32):
home where this happened for less than a million and
a half dollars. I would guarantee zero homes are available
for under a million and a half dollars. So you
have to have money to live in that neighborhood. And
somebody came into that neighborhood and invaded a house, killed
the guy, killed the guy in the house, which leads
(06:56):
me to believe it might have been targeted. Maybe they
knew it, maybe they knew he had money. Maybe it
was a business you know, I plan that went awry.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
But the guy's dead and they caught all the people
that did it, And they catch people pretty quickly nowadays.
And I don't want to tell you how they do it,
but a buddy of mine on the cops said, it's
sort of like shooting fish in a barrel.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
They catch these guys pretty quickly. Now.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Some of it has to do with with video cameras,
but the other is is something that I don't want
to tell you on the air because I was told
this sort of in secret, not in secret, but I
was asked not to tell it on the air. But
they do have a way of catching it pretty quickly.
If you commit crimes in southern California, you're gonna get caught,
especially when somebody's killed like that that actor, that hot
(07:45):
that dum what was the guy's name, croach, I can't
remember who his name, but he was the soap opera
star that got killed in downtown LA and he interrupted
three four guys stealing a catalytic converter and he said, hey,
what's going on here? And they turned on shot him
to death, shot him to death. Johnny Waxter, Johnny Wackter,
(08:08):
poor guy man. And they raised the stink and they
got the guys that did that, and they caught him
pretty quickly. It was about three four weeks, maybe a
month or so, maybe a month and a half, but
they found their guy. And it's it's you know, if
you commit crime, if you commit a murder in southern California,
especially LAPD, LAPD is really good at solving murders, chance
(08:29):
of you getting caught are pretty good. So it's another
crazy weekend. We'll break it down. We come back in
Los Angeles. I don't know where it's going, but everybody
is stunned by the level of crime, including Alta Dina,
Alta Dina, where home after home after home has been
robbed since the fire. There's one home there was robbed
(08:49):
three times since the fires. Three times. Guys you know,
burned out everyone else has burned out of his neighborhood
and his home was robbed three times sense the fire.
With all the cops around, with the National Guard around,
with everybody on high alert, still three times that's where
we Live.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
All right, Michael Monks seven to nine pm on Sunday
on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You've really secured that slot. Dude.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Hey, I'm not going to negotiate the position here on
the air. I'm not that brave yet, alright, but am
I claiming it?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Sure, Yeah, it's fun kicking two hours on Saturday nights
from right here in sunny Burbank.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
You can't create that.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
You can in Live to do It. Come in Live
to do It. Talk about the news of the week
and the news from the week ahead. Michael Monks reports
seven to nine every Saturday night. You got Monks, you do, indeed,
and you also got me Monday through Friday giving you
the news here and boyle boy, not good. It's gonna
be a busy day in La County, but not in
the way these workers would probably want. Fifty five thousand
of them looking at a strike that starts tonight at
(09:57):
seven o'clock and it's going to last for the next
two days.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Wow wow. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
This is sei U, the Service Employees International Union. That's
a group that represents a lot of different types I'm
part of workers No, no, no, you're sag Aftra. No,
but my night job are you mopping the floors after hours?
A little extra scratch for Santa Anita.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I work at Santa Nita at night.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
But you sweep up looking for the toss tickets knowing
that there's a winner in there somewhere.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
By the way.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
That's called stooping, and it used to be legal. You
can't do that anymore. You can't pick up a discarded
You get thrown out of the track if you get
picked up, if you pick up tickets out off the
floor finders keepers. Well, the reason why they did that
they gave the the all the guard unions all that
that dump money they called it. You know, anything that's
not claimed, it goes to their pension and they're you know,
(10:46):
so they don't want you picking these unions. Man, they're
pretty strong, these unions. Look, I gotta give it to them.
Many they the strong unions are as strong as hell. Yeah,
it would be nay even today in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Five, no kidding.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
And this is one that says, look, the county management
is not negotiating with us. Well, we'd like to see
higher wages, but This comes at a time where the
county is really struggling with money, not just because of
their own financial situation and what they've spent money on,
but because of that sex abuse settlement for a billion dollars.
The wildfires they've estimated will cost them two billion dollars.
(11:20):
But these workers, SEIU Local seven to two to one says,
seem to recall, you spent two hundred and five million
dollars on a fancy new skyscraper downtown where you want
to move the governor from the current county building there
on Temple Street over to a beautiful empty skyscraper in
downtown LA. So they've got that point that they've made.
So we're talking about people who who work in non
(11:42):
urgent healthcare positions. We're talking about libraries. Libraries are going
to be hit, probably the artists, over the next couple
of days, So keep an eye on that. If you're
planning to go to a county library to get some
Wi Fi, to check out a book, spend some time.
If you're homeless, use the bathroom there. It might be closed.
I think you buried the lead. If you're homeless, you
can use the bathroom. The good news is if you're
homeless and you live in a homeless camp. The guys
(12:04):
who enforce the cleanup of those camps, they're also striking
for the two days. Okay, so trash guys, homeless camp guys,
public works guys the next two days.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
So this is not a strike, and we'll stay out
as long as we can.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
It's just a couple of days.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
They say it's the first of its kind in La County,
So maybe this is a bit of a threatening strike,
sort of one foot in the picket line, because if where.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
They going to get the money for this, for the raises.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, I don't think the county plans to yield to this,
because it's not just those payouts. They've already presented the
proposed budget for the next fiscal year, which starts July one,
and they're recommending three percent cuts across every single department.
So there's not a lot of wiggle room for raises
in there. I mean, the county and the city both
staring a fiscal crisis in the face. The city's worse off,
(12:52):
but the county's not doing well, especially with that settlement,
you know where this all started.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Michael Monks.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
As with us, by the way, KFI News also his
own show on seven and nine PM on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I think this all started, and I think rightfully, you.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Know, these people who work at Lu's to LAUSD deserve
the money. But remember when LAUSD went on strike and
they bumped their salary by forty percent, and then every
union went, wait, what forty percent? Let's get a piece
of that action. Why doesn't our union do that? Right exactly,
why don't all unions do it? I mean, if they
can give it to LAUSD, they scored, that's right. Well,
(13:28):
here's here's on that front. The union says the county's
proposal was a cost of living increase of zero percent.
So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
When's the last time they had an increase? You know,
they usually get whatever year. Okay, you know government jobs
are pretty cushy, right, It's just not great right now.
This is the wrong year to be asking for a
raise because there's just nothing left in the couch cushions
to even scrounge out of that county building. I mean,
they are absolutely screwed right now. The union says, look,
they're not negotiating with us, even in good faith. They're
(14:01):
retaliating against US ten. They say they're surveiling us WOW
County management surveilling SEIU Local seven to one members. We
are two and a half hours away if you're counting
down to this strike beginning, and they expect that it
will be exactly forty eight hours. They plan to go
back to work Wednesday night at seven o'clock, just as
you are finishing up your lise.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Okay, so seven o'clock tonight until Wednesday at seven, that's
exactly right. And what are we what services will we
notice that are going to be missing?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
They apparently have been strategic in not disrupting critical services.
Some of their workers are in healthcare, so if it's
an urgent kind of thing, you'll still get your penance
taking out. But if you're a non urgent healthcare need,
that's not going to be available to you. The libraries
are the ones that have been the most vocal about
what the impact might be. The library put out a
statement saying, we're closely monitoring the situation. We're preparing our
(14:52):
operations for the strikes potential impact on library services. They
may have to close their libraries, but they remind customers
you can access the digital library twenty four to seven.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
There you go. So libraries in every library or LA County.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
La County libraries right, So cities have their own libraries
depending on which city you're in. But if it's a
county library, pay attention to what they might post on
their website, or they might put a sign on the door.
There might be service interruptions, or it might be closed altogether.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, I think libraries are eventually going to go away.
I think that people can find anything they want online.
As more people come online, I think the idea of
going to a place to check out a book is
going to be over.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
I love going to the library. I go to the
one downtown. Every library. Yeah, I've got some books out
right now. I love going down there with my little
shopping cart.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I load it up. It's a great day. It smells good.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
It doesn't always smell good, but it usually smells like books,
you know.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
And it's nice.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
And there are bathrooms there, and those are important for
downtown because you don't have a lot of public bathrooms.
And if you're out shopping or walking around and you've
got to take a look, yeah, a lot is a
good place to go or take a shack.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
You know.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
There's usually plenty of occupants. Unfortunately in those stalls. I'll
tell you, speaking of bathrooms, another impact the beach bathrooms close.
They might be closed for the next couple of days
because of the strike.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
You know what I love about the beach bathrooms is
there were so many guys and gals, mostly guys having sex.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
In there with guys and gals.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
That that they cut the doors down. You know, usually
it's a big you know, it's a six foot door.
You can close it and have your privacy while you're
going number two. Now it's about a foot and a
half or two feet, so you can look in to
see the guy in there. Yeah, which is which is
really odd to be in there doing your business and
watching people walk by.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
It is a little weird, disconcerting, disconcerting.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
It's horrible. Buddy.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I appreciate you coming in seven to nine on Saturday,
and then some time this week we should.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Talk about the Kentucky Derby. I would love to.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
I've got thoughts. Yeah, you are from Kentucky. I'm from Kentucky.
I've never picked the winner though, So before you bring
me on to like handicap the race, just know, in
all my years I've never picked the winner.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I've only done it once because buddy of mine, Doug O'Neill,
had a horse, and I just bet on my buddy's horse.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
But I've never picked a handicapping. I've never picked. Yeah. Never, Well,
maybe we'll do it this week.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Maybe the two of us combined, and you know, such
bad karma that you know the country will break in half.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Pausive spoil alert. I'm leaning towards a horse name journalism. Okay,
we'll dive into that a lot. I saw that horse
race out at sant Anita. Look great, Yeah, it look great.
Yeah it might be. I think it might be on
nine to two five the favorite. Oh it is the favorite.
It was the last time I looked.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Forty rough weekend.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
If you were a Kings fan or if you are
a Kings fan, they lost to in Edmonton. They should
have won both those games. Now they're coming back here
to play tomorrow night. I think it's Tuesday night. Yeah,
Tuesday night in LA. That series is tied two to two.
Lakers are in trouble. Lakers are down three to one
(18:10):
against Minnesota three to one, one more loss and it's over.
Kind of an odd story here, even for California. And
we have odd people who live here and work here,
odd people and just some odd people at the station.
(18:33):
Consider myself one of them. And who else would be odd?
Steph USh is a little odd, Crozier a little bit
not bad, Angel odd, belly old, not really, I don't know.
Maybe yeah, Bellio has her odd. Yeah she's odd, and
(18:54):
Richie's odd. I mean they were odd, yeah, just strange right, strange.
So we've got this cat killer in Santa Anna. This
guy's lurering cats, I guess to his home and killing them.
Even for LA standards, that's like, wooo, got at mindy,
what's going on there in Santa Anna.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
It's happening. But you know, we live around on people.
You know.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
The old the saying is, if you love your neighbors,
never move, ever, ever move.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Proud had initially gathered to mourn the victims of the
man that police here in Santa Ana are calling a
cat serial killer. Forty five year old Alejandro Olivarro's Acosta
allegedly confessed to the crime to police. He was arrested
and then released on bail on Thursday, and tonight, some
activists were determined to find him.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
So this whole community surrounded his house. But I believe
they surrounded the wrong house. Okay, they're breaking his windows,
throwing rocks through his windows, pulling his fence down, and
I think, belly, if I'm not mistaken, if I read
this story right in the online, they had the wrong house.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
They had the wrong house, the wrong house. That guy
was not in there.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
The crowd quickly turned violent after surrounding both sides of
a house across the street from oliverro cost us home,
believing it to belong to his brother, and demanding he
come out. Ola Arros Is accused of luring and killing
an unknown number of cats. We could see children inside
the home across the street as activists broke windows, the fence,
(20:32):
even forced their way onto the property.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
One active this is a wild There's probably about fifty
seventy five people out there, all throwing crap at the house,
pulling his fence apart, which wasn't well built, so it's
fairly easy to do.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I noticed that.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
One activist, Pepper, sprayed the man who lives there, who
tells us he is not Oliveris's brother, but rather Oliver
Aros is related to his brother in law. He says
he hasn't seen him since his arrest. Some in the
crowd did try to calm things down and admitted they
felt uncomfortable with the turn.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
The other woman streaming in the background and.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Admitted they felt uncomfortable with the turn the event had taken.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
We did expect a visual. We thought it was going
to be peaceful, but it did get a little violin
here today. I don't think it needs to be like this.
I think it should have remained.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
A visual and not I do understand the white heat
of anger, though. You know, if this guy or this
guy's brother's brother in law is luring cats to his
house to kill them, and this is happening in southern
California in twenty twenty five, I do get the anger.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I get it.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
I mean, I knew it'd be a protest, but I
didn't think it'd get violent.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I don't think anybody should be touching property the immediate facility.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
It took more than an hour for Santa Ana police
to arrive, and even after they declared an unlawful assembly,
some activists continue to chant outside the house and accuse
the residence of being complicit in the murder of animals.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Man, cats and dogs don't get you know, this is
a weird thing about animals.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
You know.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
When I was growing up and we talked about this
before him, we had a dog and named Dolly, and
then that dog died, and we had another dog named Henry,
and that dog died, and we had another dog named Morgan.
We always had a dog, but they were outdoor dogs,
you know, and if they were in the house, my
mother would yell, who lot.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
That dog in? Why is that.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Dog in the house, Like it's raining outside, Get that
dog out here.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
That dog would go outside.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
And that's why you had a dog house, because the
dog would sleep in the dog house. And that's why,
like if the husband got in trouble with the wife, like, oh,
he's in the doghouse because he's been kicked out of
the house. He's sleeping with the dog in the doghouse. Okay,
fast forward thirty five forty years now, if you had
a dog that was an outdoor dog, people would look
(23:00):
at you like you're cruel, Like you're mistreating that dog.
What do you mean that dog doesn't come in the
house and sleep with you and eat with you and
watch TV with you, what's going on with you? So
dogs have elevated themselves to family members. Now they're not
just outdoor animals, they're family members.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
And I get that.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
We had a dog that died a year ago, almost
a year ago this week, and man, I still can't
drive by the vet that we had him put down in.
I got to drive around it when I go to
home depot, I cannot drive it past it and spend
a year I get too busted up. So I get that.
But so we've changed to the society. We've welcomed dogs
(23:40):
and cats into our homes. We made him feel like
family members, and they are family members, and we grieve
up for them when they die more than we do
family members a lot of time, because with family members,
if you have a mom or dad who's still alive,
you might speak to them every day on the phone,
or see them once a week, or see them once
a month or every three months that they live on
the East Coast, but you're not with them every day.
You're with these dogs and cats every single day, and
(24:02):
they love you no matter what you do. If you shower,
they love you, If you don't shower, they love you.
Whatever you do, they love you. Even that dog that
was abused the other day on the streets. The guy
was flipping the dog over and pounding them on the streets.
That dog still stay next to that dude. Still love
that guy. So dogs and cats are great, but we
haven't elevated.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
The punishment for them.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
You know, this guy's accused of serial killing cats, and
yet he went in made bail and he's home. If
it was human beings, he'd be in prison. So I
think we have to elevate the penalties to save these
dogs and cats. Sorry, I know, more complications in court,
more people incarcerated, but I think if we don't do it,
I think we're gonna have a lot more houses like
this where a guy a nut is killing dogs and
(24:46):
cats and he is going to have this vigilante outside
of his house and kill him because people won't stand
for this. So I think we have to change the
laws to protect these dogs and cats a little more
than they're protected right now. If we're going to treat
them like family members, then the punishment has to be
like family members when they step off the curb like
this a hole did in Santa Anna.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
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Speaker 2 (25:16):
Ah. Yes, we got a new sport in town. I
was at Santa Nita yesterday and they ran out of chili,
which is very disheartening because that's one of the reasons
I go out there.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Nope.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah, So a very nice lady who works Their name
is Sean. I've known her probably twenty years. She brought
me a can of chili that she bought at his store.
And I can't think of the name of the store. Hmm,
I'll come up with it. And I haven't tried yet,
but she said it's as good as Track Chili, and
every time they they put it on the shelf, it's
(25:47):
gone in like ten minutes. So I got to I'm
gonna try it tonight and report back and see if
it's any good.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
She had you at Track Chili.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Well, I saw her yesterday at the clubhouse and she goes,
stay right there, stay right there, I got something for you.
And I thought, you know, she hit a trifect and
we're going to split it. And she comes running up
with a can of chili like I'm a homeless guy,
and she goes here, she goes, I got this can
of chili and I go, okay, I'll just walk around
(26:15):
with this all day at the track with my own
can of chili. And it's a chick magnet turns out
really Yeah. Some of the hotter chicks at Santanita are like, wow,
what's going on with you?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Brought his own chili to the track. That is very
attract man, oh man, I just swat him off. I'm like,
you know, oh girls, girls, please, I'm trying to trying
to win the at the track here like, oh man,
look it's the it's the older gentleman with a can
of chili on him.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Did you stuff the can in your back pocket?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I put it my Fortunately, it was cold out yesterday,
so I brought a big coat and I stuck at
my jacket. But still, if it wasn't if it was
a nice day out, I would have been you know,
my racing form and my can of chili.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Did you put them in your speedo?
Speaker 5 (27:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I didn't wear the speedo yesterday. It wasn't warm enough.
But you know, come June July, you'll see me out
there in the speedo.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah, no, I know. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
My tan one is a head turn off. Yeah, wow, Wow,
look at that guy. Is that a potato? No, it isn't, darling,
It certainly ain't. It ain't no potato.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
It's better than saying yes, yes, yes, Now would you
leave me alone? It's a huge potato. All right. Sperm racing.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
You heard of this where guys are racing their sperm
against other guys, and it's become like a big deal.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
You can do it.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
I guess if you got strong you know athletics, sperm.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
You know it's a climactic story. It's called the sperm
race and his young men putting their manhood to the
test to see how fast their swimmers can go in
front of a sold out crowd.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
All right, here we go. I see. It's a corner.
Came up with every possible cliche. Yeah, be a lot
of that here.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
Mysterious white stuff shooting from a water gun made this
moment borderline raunchy and entertaining. Downtown LA's night scene exploding
Friday with an event build as the world's first sperm race.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
God almighty, we've run out of ideas, you know, we
run out. Can you bet on this? Can you bet
on it?
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Richie knows more about this story than I do.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Really, Why would I know about that story? That's not
where you and John were on Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
I can't say what do you were at three?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
By the way, you go to dinner before? If you
were going to go to the sperm races? Is dinner
before or after? I don't know. It's it has to
be before and you like you give yourself a look
in the mirror before you go. Or would you automatically
be one of the best dress there, you know, just
putting on anything anything?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
How don't know what you'd wear? Does?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I think there's a limit on what we can do there.
I don't think we can air that, right, I dumped it.
I don't let me put this on hold.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Man, you're gonna back up on It was on the news.
I know I didn't it. Which news didn't bleep it?
ABC seven, ABC seven on TV?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Soften it up on TV? They they aired that on TV,
Yeah they did. I can just say that on the air.
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Well, let's talk about it first and then we'll move forward.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Okay, all right, I don't think I can I think
if I said that on the air, I get a
call from Brian Long, Paul Corvino and my agent and
they'd all say, hey, it was a nice run, but
we're going in a different direction.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
But are the rest of us going in the same
direction or just.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
You No, but the rest of you will have to start, uh,
you know, loading your favorite movies on Friday, because four
to seven will be mo Kelly and then and then
they'll put somebody you know in it's seven. So look, Belly,
I know you're trying to get rid of me.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
No, no, no, no, yes, that's very sweet of you
to say that.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Professionally, Yeah, ess professional professionally, Yeah, personally, we've got issues,
long list, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Favorites, alright, let me we can all right, let me
crank it up here again. I don't know if I
could do that. Let's yeah, let's get back to this here.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I want to build Olympics for sperm.
Speaker 7 (30:40):
Eric Zoo was one of the sperm racing organizers.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
His name is Eric Zoo. That's the guy's name.
Speaker 7 (30:45):
Eric Zoo was one of the sperm racing organizers with
the help of wealthy investors.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Are there different classes, like if there's is there a
senior special you know, because yeah, Richie is is there there?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
The well the guys that are like you know, being
part of They're all college students I believe from UCLA
and USC.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
I just hooked it up here.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
There is a senior circuits called the Silver Bullets.
Speaker 7 (31:10):
With the help of wealthy investors, the seventeen year old
Bay Area high school student and entrepreneur launching this epic
competition to raise a weirdness on male fertility health.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
The general public doesn't talk about it because it's so taboo.
It's always been associated with adult entertainment or something that's degenerate.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
What we want to do.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
Is we want to make it more of like a
sports or a different type of entertainment, but more of
like optimizing biomarkers.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Okay, So what happens is they collect sperm from two
contestants and they put it under microscope and then they
have a like a I guess, some kind of a
maze and has to swim towards the end of the maze,
and whoever wins is the winner of the contest.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
And then they put it on a large screen so
everybody can watch it and you can bet on it.
Right now, there's actually it says finish line, finish line,
so to see Yeah, all right, man, what a if
the guy, the guy who wins, that is, is he
more attractive or less attractive?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I don't know. I don't know. I would say more probably,
I guess.
Speaker 7 (32:10):
The contenders who were hand picked out of dozens of
young men were given.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Oh see, young men, I think I'm out.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
The contenders who were hand picked out of dozens of
young men were given money each week to train their mind, bodies,
and diets ahead of the virals sold out marathon.
Speaker 8 (32:27):
When you really think about it, we all want our
own individual sperm races to get all this planet. So
it's only fit that would make this a format that
we can all watch and enjoy.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Okay, I'll give them that.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
The odds of you being born on this planet are
four hundred quadrillion to one. That's everything that had to
happen over the thousands of years for you to be
born four hundred quadrillion to one. If you think of
all the sperms, all the eggs, all the relationships, every
everybody that had to come together to order to produce you,
(33:01):
you already won the lottery if you were born on
this planet four hundred quadrillion to one, because you can
go not that much farther back and see how the
people it had to get together for you to be born. Okay,
you have your parents, then you have four grandparents, and
then they each have a parent. So that's one, two, three, four, five, six,
(33:21):
seven eight, So just two generations ago your parents, grandparents
are great grandparents.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Three generations ago.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
There's already one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, thirteen, fourteen.
There's already fourteen people involved. And that's just three.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
You know.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Now if you multiply it that again, I mean, it
goes up to four hundred quadrillion to one. If you're
born on this planet. That's wild. You've won the lottery.
So maybe this is a good sport. Can you I
don't know if you can bet on it? Can you bet
on it? Can you wager on it?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Not sure? But we should start. Let's do it. Let's
do it. I can only see you like on a Sunday,
you know, just going.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
Hey, come on, number three, come one, Come out with this, three,
Come on, come on with this three?
Speaker 1 (34:00):
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