December 11, 2025 • 34 mins
Low testosterone levels in men take center stage as Tim dives into what’s behind the nationwide drop. We cover the shocking incident involving Southern California high school runners struck by a vehicle, plus Michael Monks weighs in on Mayor Bass and why public safety must remain LA’s top priority. Tim also recaps iHeart’s wild Holiday Party and checks in on the Cone King’s latest crackdown on curb-blockers saving parking spots around Los Angeles.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's camp I am sixty and you're listening to the
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. It is
the Conway Show. All right, all right, bell Os high
is a kite. Today Bellio knocked it out. Yesterday man
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knocked it out, and that remote would not have happened
with with without Bellio. Man, she put all the people together. No, no,
you don't want any credit work credit for that. No,
it was all you, Conny, no way, no, no, no, no,
it's you.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You did it.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
You were the you brought all the people out. You know,
you've loaded that place up. You got every you got
all the cards ready, got everything ready.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I was told by our big boss specifically today that
Sharon made that happen.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, but from Corvina no lion yea Bran Long. Oh yeah,
Brian Long said you made that happen, Belli you got yes,
you did way got away man, you did it all.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You did it all.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You get all the credit for that, man, No credit, No,
but it's credit. But around here, if you get credit
for something, you get s on the next day. So
I don't want any credit for this. Yeah, Bellio did
the whole thing. Man, as a matter of fact, we
do anymore. She's in charge. She's in charge. I had
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nothing to do with it. This is she got. That
was a great time though, Thank you everybody that came out.
That was really cool deal. If you didn't hear we
were in Pasadena at Cadillac Pasadena, that was a cool deal.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I enjoyed that.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
And man, we had a ton of people out there
and it was really awesome. Awesome deal, great deal. I'd
like to talk to the young people out for a second.
I read an article that about testosterone levels in young men.
They're about a third what they were for our grandparents
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that fought in World War Two. And the young guys
today are scared to death to ask a woman out.
Scared to death, especially at work, because at work, if
you ask somebody out and they say no, three D
house of uncomfortable work areas for the rest of your life,
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they'll always be tension there. When you ask somebody out
at work and they say no, and they give you
the Heisman trophy, they tucked that no under their arm
and put out their arm and flatten you, and the
word gets around that you did it, that you asked.
You know, Susie out or Stacy or Cindy or whoever,
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and she said no. And now it's uncomfortable for a
long time. But back when I started in work in
you asked somebody out at work and they said, no, oh,
no problem, no problem.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Life goes on.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
But now tension, A lot of tension, right, a lot
attention because everybody is afraid of human resources. Everyone's always
afraid to get fired.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
When I was, I been.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Starting and I'm working, there was there was never human resources.
Human resources was the boss. He made the decisions on
what what happened in the office. There was no HR
person in the country that I remember, Crozer, when you
started here, was there an HR person?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, I didn't think so. No, yeah, we don't have one. Now,
Oh is that right? Let's party, dam on, let's roll
around here. It's some parked cars. There might be one
after this, after tonight's there might be one. But your
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testosterone levels in young men are extremely low, one third
of what they were for my grandfather, who fought in
World War Two. You have thirty three percent of your testosterone,
So no wonder you're sitting on the couch playing games
and going to fast food. You have no desire to procreate.
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You have no desire to, you know, for the for
the the big push to get married and have kids
and really enjoy yourself. So here's my recommendation to you.
Whatever you got to do to get the tea up
the testosterone now, I said, T, not p T. Whatever
you got to do to get the testosterone up, do it.
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And and you know, either I don't know pills or
lotion or shots or I don't know oysters. Yeah, whatever
it is. But ask your doctor, go through your doctor.
And if your doctor says it's not a good idea
because you'll lose years off the end of your life,
then get a new doctor. But get your testosterone up.
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It's like away, baby, that's right. Old soldiers never die,
they fade away. I think that means the opposite. But anyway,
so you've got to try to get your testosterone up,
get your testosterone checked, and get it up because we
need you in this country. The United States is the
king of testosterone. We operate like, we operate differently than
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every other country in the world. We are never ever
satisfied with second, third, fourth, or fifth place.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
In this country.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Ever, we don't know losers in this country. We only
know winners in a lot of countries, they'll say, you know,
they give awards for the top three. They do that
in the Olympics. You know, you get award a gold, silver, bronze.
Right in the United States, you get the whole bag,
or you get nothing nothing, As the Toronto Maple Leafs,
what it feels like the Toronto Blue Jays, as the
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Toronto Blue Jays, what it feels like to come in
second place? Ask test the level of depression going on
right now in the city of Toronto and in a
lot of Canada, because the Canadians really wanted that.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
One first loser.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
That's what you are with you, that's right, Yeah, the
first loser, the second loser, third loser, fourth loser, and
on down. Nobody knows who came in second in last
year's Kentucky Derby. The guy who owns the host race
probably doesn't even know because it doesn't matter, or the
Preakness or the Belmont or the world champ. Who's the
world champ? Oh, I know the world champ. It's Mike Tyson.
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Who's next?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I don't know. Nobody knows. That's testosterone.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
That's what makes you drive and strive for that testosterone.
You have got to get yours up, you young men
out there, and whatever you got to do. I'm not
recommending you do the shots or the pills. But I'm
also not recommending you do that. And if they say, wow,
it takes five to ten years off the end of
your life, have you ever seen what the last five
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years looks like. It's rough, it sucks, it's horrible. George
Carlin said that. George Carlin said the eighties to nineties
is a really bad decade for men, and he's right,
very bad decade, horrible decade for my dad, the absolute
worst decade of his life. He spent four of those
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years in a bed, not knowing who anybody was for.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
The last year. All twist it up. It's horrible. It's
the worst.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
So try to get your testosterone up at least investigate it,
and that's going to help you in life. It's going
to help you drive, and not a car, but life.
You need to drive and strive and try to get ahead.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
In life.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You need to pursue your dreams and pursue your passion,
and you can't do it with low testosterone. It doesn't
work in men. You know, women have actually increased their
testosterone over the last forty years, fifty years, and man,
it's going way down. So that's my tip to you.
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Maybe if you're a dad or a grandfather, you can
pass along the first segment of the show to your
grandkid or help your grandkid or your child to get
that testosterone packed. And you know, if that kid has testosterone,
you know it because.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
You know he's up. He's up.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
He's up, he's talking at you know, at banquets or
at parties. He's intered, he's you know, he's interactive with people.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
He works out, he's.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Got friends, he's got a lot going.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
On in life.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
He's got a job, he behaves, there's a lot going
on with him. If he's got high, you know, or
high levels of testosterone. But if he has none, he's
home a lot eating and gaming. I would love to
check the testosterone level of the guys who find it
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interesting to go into a mall or a school and
shoot everybody. I'll bet that it's extremely low. I bet
that's low. T At work, you know, you think it's over.
Life sucks. Nobody, nobody asked your permission to be born.
Remember that nut in Palm Springs that blew up that
abortion clinic or I don't know, fertile clinic, fertility clinic,
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and he said, oh, nobody asked me permission to be born.
That craziness comes from low testosterone. I bet there's a
direct connection between low testosterone and people that want to
wipe other people out. Because when you got high testosterone,
you're you're positive. You know, of course, you know there
are a couple of downsides. I guess you could get
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what is that krozier where they get manic and depressive
with testosterone.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
There's there's something called roid rage. Isn't that roid rage?
That's when you're taking too much stereteroids. Yeah, too many steroids,
you get that. You can get roid rage.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
But that's that's a different issue. You can please go
to your doctor, though, do yourself a favor and do
this country a favor too. Measure and increase your tea
your testosterone.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I'll bet.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I'll bet all the guys in the Marines and Delta
Phores high testosterone, very high, and all the guys, almost
every single guy, maybe with the exception of Jimmy Carter.
I think most men who ran for president and won
had high testosterone it's the It is.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
The dichotomy that a high testosterone gives you a high libido,
but it also gives you infertility.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Is that right, Well, it's just.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Going too much. Yeah, But you know it's a line,
like you say, talk to your doctor.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
There is a line.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
But speaking of libido, I wonder what came first, because
all of my friends who have made a lot of
money and are very successful in life, they are all
always horny, all these guys always, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
But the guys who.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Have just like middle of the road jobs making them
make fifty one hundred, about one hundred thousand a year,
maybe one hundred and fifty, they're they mellow out, you know,
they're not chasing everything everything in the world. But these
guys who have made millions of dollars, they can't stop.
They can't stop. They've tried and they can't. Anyway, that's
my advice to you. Check your testosterone level and let's
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try to get them up.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I don't know why they're going down.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Maybe it's a food, it's the diet, it's the you know,
it's culturally and physically we're devolving. I don't know, I
don't know, but you got to check it out, check.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Out your tea level and report back.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
We had a huge disaster that could have been horrible
yesterday in Anaheim with those kids getting hit by the car,
those cross country runners, and for the life of me,
I still don't understand why these kids have to run
on the sidewalks during rush hour in a very busy street,
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very busy area. You know, I was born and raised here,
So I'm gonna tell you something that maybe you guys don't.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Notice if you weren't born and raised here.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
But during the summer, the sun in the valley sets
almost way. You'd have to look towards New Hall or
Santa Clarita. It's going over like Magic Mountain or Chatsworth.
That's where the sun sets in the winter. I mean,
I'm sorry, in the summer. The summer is the sun
is really north in the summer. But in the winter,
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and we're coming up on the long the shortest day
of the of the calendar. If you're on the one
O one freeway, it's right in your eyes. You're you're
if you're on the one on one freeway, right now
and you're going west, I'm looking outside. That sun is
right in your face and it's impossible to see. You
got to put your visor down. And on some areas,
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you know, right around Topanga, the turn where Topanga Boulevard
is another turn where the four h five is you
and you turn right into that sun, it blinds you.
And so if you're traveling east west on any of
these freeways, the sun is much further south than it
is in the summer, and it's in your eyes. So
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if you're on the ten west, the two, ten west,
the ninety one, the sixty, whatever you're going, if you're
going west right now, and especially that one oh one,
you gotta be careful because that sun is right in
your eyes, right in your eyes, and you can't see anything.
And so I don't understand. That's another issue. But I
don't understand why high school runners are not running around
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the beautiful tracks that the taxpayers all paid for. I
don't understand why they put these kids on busy streets,
especially during rush hour when the sun's in people's eyes.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Maybe this will change, maybe we can change, But these
poor kids in Anaheim who got hit by this driver, Man,
are we lucky and the parents extremely lucky? Did none
of these kids are paralyzed or will pass away from this?
Extremely extremely lucky.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
It didn't happen far from here, here being Anaheim High School,
those students being on the cross country team at this
high school. We're on an afternoon run. This happened around
three o'clock. Again, you mentioned they were at that stop
when a vehicle came plowing into them. That vehicle description
in orange Toyota Corolla.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
The driver of.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
That vehicle as a twenty seven year old Anaheim resident.
His name has been released, Anthony Alba Palafox.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
The driver.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Wowow, it's kind of an odd name. What is it?
Speaker 6 (14:42):
It has been released Anthony Alba Palafox.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Never heard that name before in my life.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Last name is Palafox to Anthony Alba Palafox.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I don't even know where to start with that one.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
The driver of the cars he's driving southbound on Harbor
Boulevard through the North Street intersection.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Hoped the curb?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Okay, which direction was he going?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Here?
Speaker 7 (15:00):
Of the car?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Okay? We got the name.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
Through the North Street intersection, Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
The North Street intersection. We're just still don't know which.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Way was going hop the curb and then crashed into
eight students ranging in age from sixteen to seventeen years old,
both male and female. Again on that cross country Anaheim
High School team, paramedics were seen treating the students and
the driver.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
The students suffered different degrees of injuries.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
We were told, okay, can they put these kids? Aren't
there a lot of parks? Fellio?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
How you're from the Irvine right, you lay your head
down in Irvine every night. Isn't there a place called
the Great Park in Irvine?
Speaker 8 (15:36):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Isn't there plenty of room to run around there? Yes?
Can't they they drop the kids off there and they
can run around the park. Usually run from their high school. Yeah,
they could drop them off, but don't they start at
their high school? And this time they stopped before they
got back to their high school. It's horrible. But why
are they running on these busy streets? You know Orange County?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
You know, I love Orange County, but man, do people
haul ass on those wide streets? You know summer verse
six or seven lanes wide, and you know, and and
they really accelerate and with the sun now in the
in the winter, you know, sky it's just it's it's
gonna happen. And I don't know if the sun was
an issue here or not. Sounds like the guy was
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pretty buzzed. But this is this is not supposed to
happen to kids, where they get plowed into with a car,
and it can be prevented if they're in a park
or in their high school stadium on their track running
around that thing.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Seven of the seven out of the eight of the
students were transported to the hospital. Police say all of
the injuries are non life threatening, including the drivers. Now
when Anaheim High School, Dad, he came across the scene
yesterday before paramedics even arrived.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Oh my god, how about that?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
The chaos there were, you know, seven screaming kids, and
you're the dad. You got to find your kid because
you love your kid more than the other kids. And
then when you find your kid and your kid's hurt,
you want to help the other kids, but you can't,
and it's panic time, and it's horrible.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
It's gotta be the worst day of this guy's life.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Saying that many of the students appeared hysterical.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Both of my boys attended high school. They're both on
the varsity team. So it took me by shot. It's heartbreaking,
I mean, definitely heartbreaking. First thing I did, called both
of my boys, make sure that they were all right still,
I mean, I know most likely they're probably gonna know
some of the students all.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
The Palafox arrested at the hospital yesterday for allegedly being
under the influence of both the drugs and alcohol at
the time of the crash. Police last night explaining what
happens next in the investigation.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
We are going to impound that car.
Speaker 9 (17:37):
It's going to be securre and we're gonna get a
search war and we're going to search our car for
a number of reasons, to get the on board computer to
determine speeds and other factors like that, also to see
what's inside the car.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Got to slow down, guys, gals, got slow the f down. Also,
you got to watch out for these kids, you know,
running on the streets like this is extremely dangerous again,
especially this time. We're all lucky that there isn't you know,
five funerals being planned right now, and that could easily
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have happened, very very easily.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
So we dodged a bullet.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
But these kids are gonna need some psychological help, physical help.
And their friends are gonna need some help. The parents
are gonna need some help. That whole area is gonna
need a lot of help.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
It is The Conway Show and we are joined by
Michael Monks.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
How you bob Bleinistardes.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
You're on every Saturday seven to nine pm kicking ass
on this station.
Speaker 9 (18:41):
Yeah, I'll be having a big Powerball ticket in my hand,
hoping not to do the second.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Hour of the show. Oh I just bought one billion dollars. Yeah,
I bought one.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
I'm in seven different lottery pools, but I use the
same ticket.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Is that unethical?
Speaker 9 (18:54):
Let me pose an ethical question to you before we
dive into this serious topic about laped, saying we're not
gonna be able to hire if we don't get some
money really fast. Was at the grove over the weekend.
My family was in town and my grandmother, who turned ninety,
was here. So it's a first visit, you know, since
I've moved here three years ago. And you know, they
got that little trolley at the grove and so we
hopped on it like tourists and it was, you know, cute,
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but my nanny as we call her, wanted to go
on it again. I was like, you know, it's not necessary, right,
but it's nanny, she's ninety. We're getting back on the trolley.
As we're stepping back on the trolley last Saturday, I
see something out of the corner of my eye on
a step that just step up to the trolley. My
mom spots it too, and we're kind of looking and
she picks it up and we sit down and we're
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examining this thing. It is a powerball ticket for that
night's time, no way, And so we're like, well, what
do you do? I mean, you don't want to just
like hold up and say who dropped a powerball ticket? Right,
because any old yea who could say not signed? You
don't know whose it is? Oh right, story okay, So
that we're like, clearly we're winning the power b tonight. Sure,
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because this is a great story where you can spend
the money to Already, we're only back on this trolley
because Nanny had to get back on it.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
We find a.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Powerball ticket away and you're from Kentucky, so you start
putting stuff on layaway.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
Oh yeah, it's at the it's at the kmart in
the layaway section. So well, obviously we didn't win because
the jackpot still up, but it was an exciting day.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
But my question is what if you had won?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
What if we had won? Okay, here's what would have happened.
The lottery would have come to you and say congratulations
to you and your granny and your mom. Tell us
where you bought the ticketing go And that is what
I concluded too, is like, here's what is gonna happen.
The lottery knows where this ticket was purchased, and they
know when it was and that store more than likely
has a surveillance CAMPI they have to so we can
find whose ticket this is if we were to win,
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and I would want to do that expecting a kickback, right,
But part of winning, a part of selling lottery tickets
is you must have video of the person who purchased.
Oh really, yeah, that's that, and they're very strict about that.
Would you have of expected a little bit of that
money at least fifty percent? At least at least yeah,
(21:07):
more like sixty I mean we're talking. I mean it
was hundreds of millions of dollars at that points a billion.
Here's Saturday. Here's a quick story, and then we'll get
into LAPD. A guy in Long Beach, it's raining outside,
who wants to buy a Lotterer ticket. He wants to
buy a scratch off, so he's going to spend two
bucks to go in and buy a scratch off. His
sixteen year old kid said, nah, I buy it. He
goes in, buys, the ticket, comes out. They would a
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million dollars. They checked the video. The sixteen year old
bought the ticket and the FB eighteen to win, and
they didn't get a dime.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Oh, not a dime.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
If dad had just got his ass into the liquor store,
they would have had a million dollars.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Oh, scratch off. That hurts.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, I don't know how you buy any more scratch offs.
I think that's a wrap.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, you're done with that. That's a wrap, all right.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
LAPD can't hire anymore without any more money.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
No, I tell you this much.
Speaker 9 (21:52):
La City Hall is probably buying a few Powerball tickets
in anticipation of the drawing on Saturday. Because we talk
a lot about the financial strugg of the city. The
LAPD is saying if the city Council does not allocate
four point four million dollars to us right away, all
hiring stops. Chief Jim McDonald just spoke to the press.
Speaker 10 (22:13):
Here's what he said, and without an immediate allocation of
four point four million dollars, LAPD will be forced to
halt new hiring in January of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 11 (22:26):
So we'd have to stop the hiring of new officers.
Speaker 10 (22:30):
This is not just a budget issue, it's a public
safety crisis.
Speaker 11 (22:34):
This in action will mean the following.
Speaker 10 (22:37):
No new recruits will enter the academy in January. And
for background, we run an academy. We start begin a
new one each month. Wow, it's a six month academy,
and then we graduate them and they go into the field.
From that point, fewer officer officers will mean longer shifts,
increased over time, and a greater strain on all of
our personnel.
Speaker 11 (22:58):
LAPD staffing will drop to eighty three.
Speaker 10 (23:00):
Hundred officers, our lowest level in three decades.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
That's significant.
Speaker 9 (23:05):
A lot of what he just said is very significant
because one, we're not no new our officers being hired. Two,
over time, it's going to cost the city anyway, because
the officers they do have will be stretched and the
total number of sworn personnel at the LAPD will drop
to eighty three hundred, as he said, the lowest in decades.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Now.
Speaker 9 (23:29):
We talked just a couple months ago Conway on this
very program when the LAPD went before the budget Committee
to give an update on one thing or another, and
happen to mention we've hired. We've got more than four
hundred officers in this pipeline, and the budget committee was like,
we never allocated money for this.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
That's part of the problem here.
Speaker 9 (23:49):
I mean, you can say the LAPD needs more officers,
but these positions were never funded. Mayor Baths said she promised,
as accomplished when they were crafting that very difficult budget
back in the summer, that we will work with council
leadership to find the money to pay for these officers.
They never did it and they still haven't.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
You know, there was one back in twenty twenty. Were
you here in twenty twenty only on vacation just before
COVID started. Okay, so in twenty twenty they had, you know,
the riots and the unrest over the summer, and then
they were going to take one hundred and forty million
dollars out of the LAPD budget. And there's only one
guy in Los Angeles who said that's a horrible idea.
(24:30):
It's going to increase in crime and you're never going
to get that money back, and the city's going to
become less safe, and you should never take that money
away from LAPD.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
That guy who said.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
That was me.
Speaker 9 (24:43):
Shall I tell the audience what you said to me
as I was going up to the Christmas party today?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Show your true colors? So Monks, and who are you with? Brotherbrook?
Other Brooker?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
They got to the Christmas party a little tardy, got
right off the element because we were working right Then
we get off the elevator and there's Conway and and
and I'm pissed. And Monks goes all right, And I said, yeah,
they ran out of food and he said wow. He goes,
they ran out of food while are people standing in
the line. I said they I think they were going
to bring some more up, but I said they're gonna
went back to the restaurant. It might get more. I said, yeah,
(25:14):
they're all out of food. And he says, well, you
didn't eat. I said no, I ate but now they're
out of food.
Speaker 9 (25:20):
I have to say it was an impressive performance because
I was convinsed that and.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Then what happened after because I left, where'd you do?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Well?
Speaker 9 (25:27):
You went down the elevator and I thought, well, he
was a surly old punk today.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I was like, well, let's go. Brooker's like, well, where
are these people you know still standing in line? Let's
She's like, let's go investigate. We're journalists, right, So she
went and confirmed that there was, in fact bounty bountiful food.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
There was more food than they could ever eat. It funny,
they were about twenty people.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
You and Heather were about twenty people in front of me,
and by the time I got there, there was no food.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Was right?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Did it run out because you were at the end
of the line? Crow, No, there was these people behind.
Oh that's.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Man food. I got plenty of food.
Speaker 9 (26:03):
Well, I did make Mark Ranner a plate till he
comes in later, and it's in the fridge. So if
you didn't get anything Crozier, go for it. It's in
the fridge in the newsroom.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
No, just tod' get any chicken or salad or.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
I had I had salad, I had beef, I had wings.
I had a sandwich. I had pasta. Yeah, yeah, the
boneless wings, the bone I had. I had everything and
went home and slept for an hour. I was like
a king today. Had salad but no dressing. Oh, I
had to Dressing was awesome. Dressing was pretty scant. By
the time I got up. There was basically a mouthful
of lettuce.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
You got to get there early. That's your lesson. Well,
I am a nice man. I had and I work.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I had interviews to do whatever the reason after. You've
got to get their earliest on you.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (26:45):
Well, honestly, Heather and I were first in line, and
they turned us away. They said, we're not serving yet,
like we have work to do. Oh that's great. We
don't work at the FMS. I don't know what's going
on in the fifth year, but.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You're told in third grade the caf andy is not
open yet. That's what that's felt like. And then we
almost got screwed. Oh that's awesome. I had a great time.
I ran to a lot of people up I don't
see very often at that party, and I had a
really sweet time.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I didn't win anything.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I didn't put my tickets in though I didn't feel
like people on the air should be winning anything. I
think the people who are supporting the station should be winning.
Now that people are on the air, well, it didn't
work out that way, did it. But this, I'll tell
you real quick. And we got to take break. So
I get to the elevator this morning around eleven fifteen,
eleven thirty, and the first person I see is Ray.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Oh can we talk about Ray?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
And who produces the John and Ken Show and now
the John cole Belt Show. So he's in the elevator.
The first thing he says to me, he goes, He goes,
I never win Jack s during the Christmas party.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
I never win anything. All these people, all the people
in sales well have all the money. They always win.
I don't win anything.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I should even turn I should turn around and go
back to my car. I never went, never went, never win.
He won a fifty five binge Colar TV. Let me
put an asterisk on that for you. And I know
you do have to take a break. And I'm the
biggest complainer about interrupting the news with you with your
you know, blovity shirt. But Ray did two things. One
you saw where I was in line Krozer was right behind.
I mean we were in the tail end of a
(28:14):
long line. Ray did a chat and cut all that.
Speaker 9 (28:17):
He came up to Heather and I started a little
conversation and cut everybody else who was behind us. I
taught him that was the first thing he did, the
chat and cut.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (28:27):
Two, you were supposed to be present upstairs at the
time of the drawing. It was, but he felt it
was unfair because it was during the co Belt show
when he was down here producing. We gave his ticket
to somebody else who went up there and claimed the
prize on his behalf.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I got beat.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Now, okay, he did a couple of shady things today,
so I said, Wow, this TV is going to be,
you know, great in your house. And he said, Tim,
that TV has been on eBay for five hours.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
You know. He also he also scanned the system because
he found out which box had the least amount of
tickets in it, and it was TV.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Well yeah, because because he took tickets out of that
box and and uh, you know, he emptied that box and.
Speaker 9 (29:07):
Put his tickets in. I think it's time for the
Lopez downfall. He smells divine though, if it ever smelled
the man.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
He has a thousand thousand cologne, delicious smelling man. He
is a really sweet, very clean man. Even smelled good
in the other when I got it, when I got
in the elevator. Wow, this is what he does. And
then he takes your wallet.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
And in this case takes a fifty five inch TV
set out of here. But like there's a guy that
won Mondo one hit one, he already brought it home.
It was in eighty pieces. The screen was cracked and
any into eighty pieces, So you gotta be careful, no returns,
and and so whether they did, they gave him the
receipt and said go to take it, turn back.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
And target yourself.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
No, iHeart So for the Christmas gift was standing in
line and its for the air, all right, Monk Saturday
seven to nine pm.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
You're listening to Conway Junior on Demya from KFI Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Let's do a story here on the Cone king guys
buzzing around with cone saving parking spots for people my
kind of guy.
Speaker 12 (30:17):
It's kind of funny, but it's also pretty risky. People
take their parking spaces very seriously, right, and he says
he's serious too about making the search for a parking.
Speaker 13 (30:27):
Space a fair game.
Speaker 12 (30:30):
Joey Morales, aka the self proclaimed cone King, is on
patrol tonight in South LA.
Speaker 8 (30:36):
It definitely looks like a city code.
Speaker 12 (30:37):
Looking for the bright orange pylons locals used to try
and save parking spaces so we can grab them and
free up the spot.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
I started this about early twenty twenty three, is when
I fully started going in with it. And I want
to say I've at least removed over five thousand cones.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Wow, outside of the streets.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Oh see, that's the opposite I. I'm the guy putting
the cones out, uh, you know, try to save a
spot we have. I live on an alley and I'm
constantly putting cones in the alley and trying to get
people to slow down in our alley. I'm a comb
I'm the opposite cone guy. I'm trying to save lives.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
And I'm and and this cone guy is, uh, you know,
trying to destroy people's lives because you know, people need
their spots.
Speaker 12 (31:24):
It's against city code to use anything to block the
street if you don't have a permit to do so.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
So what so what isn't it also against the city
ordinance to take a dump on the street. Don't see
anybody getting ticketed for that.
Speaker 13 (31:36):
Residents can call three one.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Also, isn't it against the ordinance to sleep on the
street or to have a fire open fire on the street?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
No tickets for that? What the guy with the cones
is the problem?
Speaker 12 (31:47):
Residents can call three one one to report it. But
you can imagine how effective that is.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Imagine calling three to one one. Hi, Yeah there's a
cone on Havenhurst.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
We'll get right to it.
Speaker 12 (32:00):
So it has become his unusual hobby as a vigilante
parking enforcement officer to confiscate the cones himself.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
This said do Gooder. I don't like this guy. I
don't like this at all.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
I like the I like the creativity of the people
who have the cones and want to block off spots themselves.
I like those pigs in life. I would be one
of those guys, right, just me, me, me, me give
it me. I need it on spot more.
Speaker 12 (32:25):
And more and more, Stemming from his own struggles to
find street parking, a.
Speaker 8 (32:29):
Lot of people give would say it's it was a
Karen move.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Yeah, that's right, and I'm and I'm in that camp.
Speaker 8 (32:35):
A lot of people give would say it's it was
a Karen move.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
It's a Karen move. That's exactly right, but it is.
Speaker 8 (32:43):
But I mean, at the end of the day, it's Karen.
You can't take up a public spark parking spot and
assume that just because it's in front of your house,
it belongs to you.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
You know, this guy, I don't know, Richie, I think
you found this or Bellio. Does this guy have like
a YouTube doing this, because he would you know, it's
sort of a it would be a branch of like
the cart narc you know.
Speaker 9 (33:07):
Yeah, I think it would be pretty dope to see
him like on TikTok or like a compilation of all
those videos.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah, and watch people come out when their space is gone.
Speaker 13 (33:16):
He records himself taking back the streets.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Oh okay, might step out of us.
Speaker 12 (33:21):
And with more than twenty thousand social media followers, he's
become a robin Hood of parking, reclaiming open curb space
from those he sees as entitled. He even takes requests
now to come to get the cones aw.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
That's great.
Speaker 8 (33:35):
Over three thousand messages that I did on a weekly
basis from this residence here in South the Los Angeles
that are having the same issue with.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Every Why does he need to get called to get
the cone? If you see a cone, pick it up,
take it out. Yeah, throw in the bushes, you know,
take it, take it on yourself.
Speaker 12 (33:52):
Now cares lots of them are La doot or public
works property.
Speaker 13 (33:56):
He returns those to the city.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
But as we saw tim this guy busy, he's got
to separate the cones and one's dot, one's the Department
of Transportation, the other one's coltrans He's got his garage
filled with cones.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Busy guy, he's really busied up his life.
Speaker 12 (34:10):
But as we saw tonight, not everyone likes what he's doing.
Speaker 8 (34:14):
Hey, boss, you know it's illegal to place a can down.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
The public street. So's it's against.
Speaker 8 (34:21):
City Section Cod fifty six point twelve to illegally place
can down the public street.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Yeah's get shot eventually.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now you
can always hear us live on KFI AM sixty four
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It's camp I am sixty and you're listening to the
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. It is
the Conway Show. All right, all right, bell Os high
is a kite. Today Bellio knocked it out. Yesterday man
(00:20):
knocked it out, and that remote would not have happened
with with without Bellio. Man, she put all the people together. No, no,
you don't want any credit work credit for that. No,
it was all you, Conny, no way, no, no, no, no,
it's you.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You did it.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
You were the you brought all the people out. You know,
you've loaded that place up. You got every you got
all the cards ready, got everything ready.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I was told by our big boss specifically today that
Sharon made that happen.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, but from Corvina no lion yea Bran Long. Oh yeah,
Brian Long said you made that happen, Belli you got yes,
you did way got away man, you did it all.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You did it all.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You get all the credit for that, man, No credit, No,
but it's credit. But around here, if you get credit
for something, you get s on the next day. So
I don't want any credit for this. Yeah, Bellio did
the whole thing. Man, as a matter of fact, we
do anymore. She's in charge. She's in charge. I had
(01:22):
nothing to do with it. This is she got. That
was a great time though, Thank you everybody that came out.
That was really cool deal. If you didn't hear we
were in Pasadena at Cadillac Pasadena, that was a cool deal.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I enjoyed that.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
And man, we had a ton of people out there
and it was really awesome. Awesome deal, great deal. I'd
like to talk to the young people out for a second.
I read an article that about testosterone levels in young men.
They're about a third what they were for our grandparents
(02:04):
that fought in World War Two. And the young guys
today are scared to death to ask a woman out.
Scared to death, especially at work, because at work, if
you ask somebody out and they say no, three D
house of uncomfortable work areas for the rest of your life,
(02:28):
they'll always be tension there. When you ask somebody out
at work and they say no, and they give you
the Heisman trophy, they tucked that no under their arm
and put out their arm and flatten you, and the
word gets around that you did it, that you asked.
You know, Susie out or Stacy or Cindy or whoever,
(02:48):
and she said no. And now it's uncomfortable for a
long time. But back when I started in work in
you asked somebody out at work and they said, no, oh,
no problem, no problem.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Life goes on.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
But now tension, A lot of tension, right, a lot
attention because everybody is afraid of human resources. Everyone's always
afraid to get fired.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
When I was, I been.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Starting and I'm working, there was there was never human resources.
Human resources was the boss. He made the decisions on
what what happened in the office. There was no HR
person in the country that I remember, Crozer, when you
started here, was there an HR person?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, I didn't think so. No, yeah, we don't have one. Now,
Oh is that right? Let's party, dam on, let's roll
around here. It's some parked cars. There might be one
after this, after tonight's there might be one. But your
(03:54):
testosterone levels in young men are extremely low, one third
of what they were for my grandfather, who fought in
World War Two. You have thirty three percent of your testosterone,
So no wonder you're sitting on the couch playing games
and going to fast food. You have no desire to procreate.
(04:20):
You have no desire to, you know, for the for
the the big push to get married and have kids
and really enjoy yourself. So here's my recommendation to you.
Whatever you got to do to get the tea up
the testosterone now, I said, T, not p T. Whatever
you got to do to get the testosterone up, do it.
(04:42):
And and you know, either I don't know pills or
lotion or shots or I don't know oysters. Yeah, whatever
it is. But ask your doctor, go through your doctor.
And if your doctor says it's not a good idea
because you'll lose years off the end of your life,
then get a new doctor. But get your testosterone up.
(05:02):
It's like away, baby, that's right. Old soldiers never die,
they fade away. I think that means the opposite. But anyway,
so you've got to try to get your testosterone up,
get your testosterone checked, and get it up because we
need you in this country. The United States is the
king of testosterone. We operate like, we operate differently than
(05:25):
every other country in the world. We are never ever
satisfied with second, third, fourth, or fifth place.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
In this country.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Ever, we don't know losers in this country. We only
know winners in a lot of countries, they'll say, you know,
they give awards for the top three. They do that
in the Olympics. You know, you get award a gold, silver, bronze.
Right in the United States, you get the whole bag,
or you get nothing nothing, As the Toronto Maple Leafs,
what it feels like the Toronto Blue Jays, as the
(05:57):
Toronto Blue Jays, what it feels like to come in
second place? Ask test the level of depression going on
right now in the city of Toronto and in a
lot of Canada, because the Canadians really wanted that.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
One first loser.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
That's what you are with you, that's right, Yeah, the
first loser, the second loser, third loser, fourth loser, and
on down. Nobody knows who came in second in last
year's Kentucky Derby. The guy who owns the host race
probably doesn't even know because it doesn't matter, or the
Preakness or the Belmont or the world champ. Who's the
world champ? Oh, I know the world champ. It's Mike Tyson.
(06:32):
Who's next?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I don't know. Nobody knows. That's testosterone.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
That's what makes you drive and strive for that testosterone.
You have got to get yours up, you young men
out there, and whatever you got to do. I'm not
recommending you do the shots or the pills. But I'm
also not recommending you do that. And if they say, wow,
it takes five to ten years off the end of
your life, have you ever seen what the last five
(06:59):
years looks like. It's rough, it sucks, it's horrible. George
Carlin said that. George Carlin said the eighties to nineties
is a really bad decade for men, and he's right,
very bad decade, horrible decade for my dad, the absolute
worst decade of his life. He spent four of those
(07:20):
years in a bed, not knowing who anybody was for.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
The last year. All twist it up. It's horrible. It's
the worst.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
So try to get your testosterone up at least investigate it,
and that's going to help you in life. It's going
to help you drive, and not a car, but life.
You need to drive and strive and try to get ahead.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
In life.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You need to pursue your dreams and pursue your passion,
and you can't do it with low testosterone. It doesn't
work in men. You know, women have actually increased their
testosterone over the last forty years, fifty years, and man,
it's going way down. So that's my tip to you.
(08:06):
Maybe if you're a dad or a grandfather, you can
pass along the first segment of the show to your
grandkid or help your grandkid or your child to get
that testosterone packed. And you know, if that kid has testosterone,
you know it because.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
You know he's up. He's up.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
He's up, he's talking at you know, at banquets or
at parties. He's intered, he's you know, he's interactive with people.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
He works out, he's.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Got friends, he's got a lot going.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
On in life.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
He's got a job, he behaves, there's a lot going
on with him. If he's got high, you know, or
high levels of testosterone. But if he has none, he's
home a lot eating and gaming. I would love to
check the testosterone level of the guys who find it
(08:55):
interesting to go into a mall or a school and
shoot everybody. I'll bet that it's extremely low. I bet
that's low. T At work, you know, you think it's over.
Life sucks. Nobody, nobody asked your permission to be born.
Remember that nut in Palm Springs that blew up that
abortion clinic or I don't know, fertile clinic, fertility clinic,
(09:19):
and he said, oh, nobody asked me permission to be born.
That craziness comes from low testosterone. I bet there's a
direct connection between low testosterone and people that want to
wipe other people out. Because when you got high testosterone,
you're you're positive. You know, of course, you know there
are a couple of downsides. I guess you could get
(09:39):
what is that krozier where they get manic and depressive
with testosterone.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
There's there's something called roid rage. Isn't that roid rage?
That's when you're taking too much stereteroids. Yeah, too many steroids,
you get that. You can get roid rage.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
But that's that's a different issue. You can please go
to your doctor, though, do yourself a favor and do
this country a favor too. Measure and increase your tea
your testosterone.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I'll bet.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I'll bet all the guys in the Marines and Delta
Phores high testosterone, very high, and all the guys, almost
every single guy, maybe with the exception of Jimmy Carter.
I think most men who ran for president and won
had high testosterone it's the It is.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
The dichotomy that a high testosterone gives you a high libido,
but it also gives you infertility.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Is that right, Well, it's just.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Going too much. Yeah, But you know it's a line,
like you say, talk to your doctor.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
There is a line.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
But speaking of libido, I wonder what came first, because
all of my friends who have made a lot of
money and are very successful in life, they are all
always horny, all these guys always, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
But the guys who.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Have just like middle of the road jobs making them
make fifty one hundred, about one hundred thousand a year,
maybe one hundred and fifty, they're they mellow out, you know,
they're not chasing everything everything in the world. But these
guys who have made millions of dollars, they can't stop.
They can't stop. They've tried and they can't. Anyway, that's
my advice to you. Check your testosterone level and let's
(11:19):
try to get them up.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I don't know why they're going down.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Maybe it's a food, it's the diet, it's the you know,
it's culturally and physically we're devolving. I don't know, I
don't know, but you got to check it out, check.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Out your tea level and report back.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
We had a huge disaster that could have been horrible
yesterday in Anaheim with those kids getting hit by the car,
those cross country runners, and for the life of me,
I still don't understand why these kids have to run
on the sidewalks during rush hour in a very busy street,
(12:07):
very busy area. You know, I was born and raised here,
So I'm gonna tell you something that maybe you guys don't.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Notice if you weren't born and raised here.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
But during the summer, the sun in the valley sets
almost way. You'd have to look towards New Hall or
Santa Clarita. It's going over like Magic Mountain or Chatsworth.
That's where the sun sets in the winter. I mean,
I'm sorry, in the summer. The summer is the sun
is really north in the summer. But in the winter,
(12:38):
and we're coming up on the long the shortest day
of the of the calendar. If you're on the one
O one freeway, it's right in your eyes. You're you're
if you're on the one on one freeway, right now
and you're going west, I'm looking outside. That sun is
right in your face and it's impossible to see. You
got to put your visor down. And on some areas,
(13:01):
you know, right around Topanga, the turn where Topanga Boulevard
is another turn where the four h five is you
and you turn right into that sun, it blinds you.
And so if you're traveling east west on any of
these freeways, the sun is much further south than it
is in the summer, and it's in your eyes. So
(13:22):
if you're on the ten west, the two, ten west,
the ninety one, the sixty, whatever you're going, if you're
going west right now, and especially that one oh one,
you gotta be careful because that sun is right in
your eyes, right in your eyes, and you can't see anything.
And so I don't understand. That's another issue. But I
don't understand why high school runners are not running around
(13:45):
the beautiful tracks that the taxpayers all paid for. I
don't understand why they put these kids on busy streets,
especially during rush hour when the sun's in people's eyes.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Maybe this will change, maybe we can change, But these
poor kids in Anaheim who got hit by this driver, Man,
are we lucky and the parents extremely lucky? Did none
of these kids are paralyzed or will pass away from this?
Extremely extremely lucky.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
It didn't happen far from here, here being Anaheim High School,
those students being on the cross country team at this
high school. We're on an afternoon run. This happened around
three o'clock. Again, you mentioned they were at that stop
when a vehicle came plowing into them. That vehicle description
in orange Toyota Corolla.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
The driver of.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
That vehicle as a twenty seven year old Anaheim resident.
His name has been released, Anthony Alba Palafox.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
The driver.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Wowow, it's kind of an odd name. What is it?
Speaker 6 (14:42):
It has been released Anthony Alba Palafox.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Never heard that name before in my life.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Last name is Palafox to Anthony Alba Palafox.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I don't even know where to start with that one.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
The driver of the cars he's driving southbound on Harbor
Boulevard through the North Street intersection.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Hoped the curb?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Okay, which direction was he going?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Here?
Speaker 7 (15:00):
Of the car?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Okay? We got the name.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
Through the North Street intersection, Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
The North Street intersection. We're just still don't know which.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Way was going hop the curb and then crashed into
eight students ranging in age from sixteen to seventeen years old,
both male and female. Again on that cross country Anaheim
High School team, paramedics were seen treating the students and
the driver.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
The students suffered different degrees of injuries.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
We were told, okay, can they put these kids? Aren't
there a lot of parks? Fellio?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
How you're from the Irvine right, you lay your head
down in Irvine every night. Isn't there a place called
the Great Park in Irvine?
Speaker 8 (15:36):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Isn't there plenty of room to run around there? Yes?
Can't they they drop the kids off there and they
can run around the park. Usually run from their high school. Yeah,
they could drop them off, but don't they start at
their high school? And this time they stopped before they
got back to their high school. It's horrible. But why
are they running on these busy streets? You know Orange County?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
You know, I love Orange County, but man, do people
haul ass on those wide streets? You know summer verse
six or seven lanes wide, and you know, and and
they really accelerate and with the sun now in the
in the winter, you know, sky it's just it's it's
gonna happen. And I don't know if the sun was
an issue here or not. Sounds like the guy was
(16:17):
pretty buzzed. But this is this is not supposed to
happen to kids, where they get plowed into with a car,
and it can be prevented if they're in a park
or in their high school stadium on their track running
around that thing.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Seven of the seven out of the eight of the
students were transported to the hospital. Police say all of
the injuries are non life threatening, including the drivers. Now
when Anaheim High School, Dad, he came across the scene
yesterday before paramedics even arrived.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Oh my god, how about that?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
The chaos there were, you know, seven screaming kids, and
you're the dad. You got to find your kid because
you love your kid more than the other kids. And
then when you find your kid and your kid's hurt,
you want to help the other kids, but you can't,
and it's panic time, and it's horrible.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
It's gotta be the worst day of this guy's life.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Saying that many of the students appeared hysterical.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Both of my boys attended high school. They're both on
the varsity team. So it took me by shot. It's heartbreaking,
I mean, definitely heartbreaking. First thing I did, called both
of my boys, make sure that they were all right still,
I mean, I know most likely they're probably gonna know
some of the students all.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
The Palafox arrested at the hospital yesterday for allegedly being
under the influence of both the drugs and alcohol at
the time of the crash. Police last night explaining what
happens next in the investigation.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
We are going to impound that car.
Speaker 9 (17:37):
It's going to be securre and we're gonna get a
search war and we're going to search our car for
a number of reasons, to get the on board computer to
determine speeds and other factors like that, also to see
what's inside the car.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Got to slow down, guys, gals, got slow the f down. Also,
you got to watch out for these kids, you know,
running on the streets like this is extremely dangerous again,
especially this time. We're all lucky that there isn't you know,
five funerals being planned right now, and that could easily
(18:08):
have happened, very very easily.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
So we dodged a bullet.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
But these kids are gonna need some psychological help, physical help.
And their friends are gonna need some help. The parents
are gonna need some help. That whole area is gonna
need a lot of help.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
It is The Conway Show and we are joined by
Michael Monks.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
How you bob Bleinistardes.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
You're on every Saturday seven to nine pm kicking ass
on this station.
Speaker 9 (18:41):
Yeah, I'll be having a big Powerball ticket in my hand,
hoping not to do the second.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Hour of the show. Oh I just bought one billion dollars. Yeah,
I bought one.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
I'm in seven different lottery pools, but I use the
same ticket.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Is that unethical?
Speaker 9 (18:54):
Let me pose an ethical question to you before we
dive into this serious topic about laped, saying we're not
gonna be able to hire if we don't get some
money really fast. Was at the grove over the weekend.
My family was in town and my grandmother, who turned ninety,
was here. So it's a first visit, you know, since
I've moved here three years ago. And you know, they
got that little trolley at the grove and so we
hopped on it like tourists and it was, you know, cute,
(19:17):
but my nanny as we call her, wanted to go
on it again. I was like, you know, it's not necessary, right,
but it's nanny, she's ninety. We're getting back on the trolley.
As we're stepping back on the trolley last Saturday, I
see something out of the corner of my eye on
a step that just step up to the trolley. My
mom spots it too, and we're kind of looking and
she picks it up and we sit down and we're
(19:39):
examining this thing. It is a powerball ticket for that
night's time, no way, And so we're like, well, what
do you do? I mean, you don't want to just
like hold up and say who dropped a powerball ticket? Right,
because any old yea who could say not signed? You
don't know whose it is? Oh right, story okay, So
that we're like, clearly we're winning the power b tonight. Sure,
(20:00):
because this is a great story where you can spend
the money to Already, we're only back on this trolley
because Nanny had to get back on it.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
We find a.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Powerball ticket away and you're from Kentucky, so you start
putting stuff on layaway.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
Oh yeah, it's at the it's at the kmart in
the layaway section. So well, obviously we didn't win because
the jackpot still up, but it was an exciting day.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
But my question is what if you had won?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
What if we had won? Okay, here's what would have happened.
The lottery would have come to you and say congratulations
to you and your granny and your mom. Tell us
where you bought the ticketing go And that is what
I concluded too, is like, here's what is gonna happen.
The lottery knows where this ticket was purchased, and they
know when it was and that store more than likely
has a surveillance CAMPI they have to so we can
find whose ticket this is if we were to win,
(20:45):
and I would want to do that expecting a kickback, right,
But part of winning, a part of selling lottery tickets
is you must have video of the person who purchased.
Oh really, yeah, that's that, and they're very strict about that.
Would you have of expected a little bit of that
money at least fifty percent? At least at least yeah,
(21:07):
more like sixty I mean we're talking. I mean it
was hundreds of millions of dollars at that points a billion.
Here's Saturday. Here's a quick story, and then we'll get
into LAPD. A guy in Long Beach, it's raining outside,
who wants to buy a Lotterer ticket. He wants to
buy a scratch off, so he's going to spend two
bucks to go in and buy a scratch off. His
sixteen year old kid said, nah, I buy it. He
goes in, buys, the ticket, comes out. They would a
(21:28):
million dollars. They checked the video. The sixteen year old
bought the ticket and the FB eighteen to win, and
they didn't get a dime.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Oh, not a dime.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
If dad had just got his ass into the liquor store,
they would have had a million dollars.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Oh, scratch off. That hurts.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, I don't know how you buy any more scratch offs.
I think that's a wrap.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, you're done with that. That's a wrap, all right.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
LAPD can't hire anymore without any more money.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
No, I tell you this much.
Speaker 9 (21:52):
La City Hall is probably buying a few Powerball tickets
in anticipation of the drawing on Saturday. Because we talk
a lot about the financial strugg of the city. The
LAPD is saying if the city Council does not allocate
four point four million dollars to us right away, all
hiring stops. Chief Jim McDonald just spoke to the press.
Speaker 10 (22:13):
Here's what he said, and without an immediate allocation of
four point four million dollars, LAPD will be forced to
halt new hiring in January of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 11 (22:26):
So we'd have to stop the hiring of new officers.
Speaker 10 (22:30):
This is not just a budget issue, it's a public
safety crisis.
Speaker 11 (22:34):
This in action will mean the following.
Speaker 10 (22:37):
No new recruits will enter the academy in January. And
for background, we run an academy. We start begin a
new one each month. Wow, it's a six month academy,
and then we graduate them and they go into the field.
From that point, fewer officer officers will mean longer shifts,
increased over time, and a greater strain on all of
our personnel.
Speaker 11 (22:58):
LAPD staffing will drop to eighty three.
Speaker 10 (23:00):
Hundred officers, our lowest level in three decades.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
That's significant.
Speaker 9 (23:05):
A lot of what he just said is very significant
because one, we're not no new our officers being hired. Two,
over time, it's going to cost the city anyway, because
the officers they do have will be stretched and the
total number of sworn personnel at the LAPD will drop
to eighty three hundred, as he said, the lowest in decades.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Now.
Speaker 9 (23:29):
We talked just a couple months ago Conway on this
very program when the LAPD went before the budget Committee
to give an update on one thing or another, and
happen to mention we've hired. We've got more than four
hundred officers in this pipeline, and the budget committee was like,
we never allocated money for this.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
That's part of the problem here.
Speaker 9 (23:49):
I mean, you can say the LAPD needs more officers,
but these positions were never funded. Mayor Baths said she promised,
as accomplished when they were crafting that very difficult budget
back in the summer, that we will work with council
leadership to find the money to pay for these officers.
They never did it and they still haven't.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
You know, there was one back in twenty twenty. Were
you here in twenty twenty only on vacation just before
COVID started. Okay, so in twenty twenty they had, you know,
the riots and the unrest over the summer, and then
they were going to take one hundred and forty million
dollars out of the LAPD budget. And there's only one
guy in Los Angeles who said that's a horrible idea.
(24:30):
It's going to increase in crime and you're never going
to get that money back, and the city's going to
become less safe, and you should never take that money
away from LAPD.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
That guy who said.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
That was me.
Speaker 9 (24:43):
Shall I tell the audience what you said to me
as I was going up to the Christmas party today?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Show your true colors? So Monks, and who are you with? Brotherbrook?
Other Brooker?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
They got to the Christmas party a little tardy, got
right off the element because we were working right Then
we get off the elevator and there's Conway and and
and I'm pissed. And Monks goes all right, And I said, yeah,
they ran out of food and he said wow. He goes,
they ran out of food while are people standing in
the line. I said they I think they were going
to bring some more up, but I said they're gonna
went back to the restaurant. It might get more. I said, yeah,
(25:14):
they're all out of food. And he says, well, you
didn't eat. I said no, I ate but now they're
out of food.
Speaker 9 (25:20):
I have to say it was an impressive performance because
I was convinsed that and.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Then what happened after because I left, where'd you do?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Well?
Speaker 9 (25:27):
You went down the elevator and I thought, well, he
was a surly old punk today.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I was like, well, let's go. Brooker's like, well, where
are these people you know still standing in line? Let's
She's like, let's go investigate. We're journalists, right, So she
went and confirmed that there was, in fact bounty bountiful food.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
There was more food than they could ever eat. It funny,
they were about twenty people.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
You and Heather were about twenty people in front of me,
and by the time I got there, there was no food.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Was right?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Did it run out because you were at the end
of the line? Crow, No, there was these people behind.
Oh that's.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Man food. I got plenty of food.
Speaker 9 (26:03):
Well, I did make Mark Ranner a plate till he
comes in later, and it's in the fridge. So if
you didn't get anything Crozier, go for it. It's in
the fridge in the newsroom.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
No, just tod' get any chicken or salad or.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
I had I had salad, I had beef, I had wings.
I had a sandwich. I had pasta. Yeah, yeah, the
boneless wings, the bone I had. I had everything and
went home and slept for an hour. I was like
a king today. Had salad but no dressing. Oh, I
had to Dressing was awesome. Dressing was pretty scant. By
the time I got up. There was basically a mouthful
of lettuce.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
You got to get there early. That's your lesson. Well,
I am a nice man. I had and I work.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I had interviews to do whatever the reason after. You've
got to get their earliest on you.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (26:45):
Well, honestly, Heather and I were first in line, and
they turned us away. They said, we're not serving yet,
like we have work to do. Oh that's great. We
don't work at the FMS. I don't know what's going
on in the fifth year, but.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You're told in third grade the caf andy is not
open yet. That's what that's felt like. And then we
almost got screwed. Oh that's awesome. I had a great time.
I ran to a lot of people up I don't
see very often at that party, and I had a
really sweet time.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I didn't win anything.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I didn't put my tickets in though I didn't feel
like people on the air should be winning anything. I
think the people who are supporting the station should be winning.
Now that people are on the air, well, it didn't
work out that way, did it. But this, I'll tell
you real quick. And we got to take break. So
I get to the elevator this morning around eleven fifteen,
eleven thirty, and the first person I see is Ray.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Oh can we talk about Ray?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
And who produces the John and Ken Show and now
the John cole Belt Show. So he's in the elevator.
The first thing he says to me, he goes, He goes,
I never win Jack s during the Christmas party.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
I never win anything. All these people, all the people
in sales well have all the money. They always win.
I don't win anything.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I should even turn I should turn around and go
back to my car. I never went, never went, never win.
He won a fifty five binge Colar TV. Let me
put an asterisk on that for you. And I know
you do have to take a break. And I'm the
biggest complainer about interrupting the news with you with your
you know, blovity shirt. But Ray did two things. One
you saw where I was in line Krozer was right behind.
I mean we were in the tail end of a
(28:14):
long line. Ray did a chat and cut all that.
Speaker 9 (28:17):
He came up to Heather and I started a little
conversation and cut everybody else who was behind us. I
taught him that was the first thing he did, the
chat and cut.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (28:27):
Two, you were supposed to be present upstairs at the
time of the drawing. It was, but he felt it
was unfair because it was during the co Belt show
when he was down here producing. We gave his ticket
to somebody else who went up there and claimed the
prize on his behalf.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I got beat.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Now, okay, he did a couple of shady things today,
so I said, Wow, this TV is going to be,
you know, great in your house. And he said, Tim,
that TV has been on eBay for five hours.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
You know. He also he also scanned the system because
he found out which box had the least amount of
tickets in it, and it was TV.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Well yeah, because because he took tickets out of that
box and and uh, you know, he emptied that box and.
Speaker 9 (29:07):
Put his tickets in. I think it's time for the
Lopez downfall. He smells divine though, if it ever smelled
the man.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
He has a thousand thousand cologne, delicious smelling man. He
is a really sweet, very clean man. Even smelled good
in the other when I got it, when I got
in the elevator. Wow, this is what he does. And
then he takes your wallet.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
And in this case takes a fifty five inch TV
set out of here. But like there's a guy that
won Mondo one hit one, he already brought it home.
It was in eighty pieces. The screen was cracked and
any into eighty pieces, So you gotta be careful, no returns,
and and so whether they did, they gave him the
receipt and said go to take it, turn back.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
And target yourself.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
No, iHeart So for the Christmas gift was standing in
line and its for the air, all right, Monk Saturday
seven to nine pm.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
You're listening to Conway Junior on Demya from KFI Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Let's do a story here on the Cone king guys
buzzing around with cone saving parking spots for people my
kind of guy.
Speaker 12 (30:17):
It's kind of funny, but it's also pretty risky. People
take their parking spaces very seriously, right, and he says
he's serious too about making the search for a parking.
Speaker 13 (30:27):
Space a fair game.
Speaker 12 (30:30):
Joey Morales, aka the self proclaimed cone King, is on
patrol tonight in South LA.
Speaker 8 (30:36):
It definitely looks like a city code.
Speaker 12 (30:37):
Looking for the bright orange pylons locals used to try
and save parking spaces so we can grab them and
free up the spot.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
I started this about early twenty twenty three, is when
I fully started going in with it. And I want
to say I've at least removed over five thousand cones.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Wow, outside of the streets.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Oh see, that's the opposite I. I'm the guy putting
the cones out, uh, you know, try to save a
spot we have. I live on an alley and I'm
constantly putting cones in the alley and trying to get
people to slow down in our alley. I'm a comb
I'm the opposite cone guy. I'm trying to save lives.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
And I'm and and this cone guy is, uh, you know,
trying to destroy people's lives because you know, people need
their spots.
Speaker 12 (31:24):
It's against city code to use anything to block the
street if you don't have a permit to do so.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
So what so what isn't it also against the city
ordinance to take a dump on the street. Don't see
anybody getting ticketed for that.
Speaker 13 (31:36):
Residents can call three one.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Also, isn't it against the ordinance to sleep on the
street or to have a fire open fire on the street?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
No tickets for that? What the guy with the cones
is the problem?
Speaker 12 (31:47):
Residents can call three one one to report it. But
you can imagine how effective that is.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Imagine calling three to one one. Hi, Yeah there's a
cone on Havenhurst.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
We'll get right to it.
Speaker 12 (32:00):
So it has become his unusual hobby as a vigilante
parking enforcement officer to confiscate the cones himself.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
This said do Gooder. I don't like this guy. I
don't like this at all.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
I like the I like the creativity of the people
who have the cones and want to block off spots themselves.
I like those pigs in life. I would be one
of those guys, right, just me, me, me, me give
it me. I need it on spot more.
Speaker 12 (32:25):
And more and more, Stemming from his own struggles to
find street parking, a.
Speaker 8 (32:29):
Lot of people give would say it's it was a
Karen move.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Yeah, that's right, and I'm and I'm in that camp.
Speaker 8 (32:35):
A lot of people give would say it's it was
a Karen move.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
It's a Karen move. That's exactly right, but it is.
Speaker 8 (32:43):
But I mean, at the end of the day, it's Karen.
You can't take up a public spark parking spot and
assume that just because it's in front of your house,
it belongs to you.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
You know, this guy, I don't know, Richie, I think
you found this or Bellio. Does this guy have like
a YouTube doing this, because he would you know, it's
sort of a it would be a branch of like
the cart narc you know.
Speaker 9 (33:07):
Yeah, I think it would be pretty dope to see
him like on TikTok or like a compilation of all
those videos.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah, and watch people come out when their space is gone.
Speaker 13 (33:16):
He records himself taking back the streets.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Oh okay, might step out of us.
Speaker 12 (33:21):
And with more than twenty thousand social media followers, he's
become a robin Hood of parking, reclaiming open curb space
from those he sees as entitled. He even takes requests
now to come to get the cones aw.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
That's great.
Speaker 8 (33:35):
Over three thousand messages that I did on a weekly
basis from this residence here in South the Los Angeles
that are having the same issue with.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Every Why does he need to get called to get
the cone? If you see a cone, pick it up,
take it out. Yeah, throw in the bushes, you know,
take it, take it on yourself.
Speaker 12 (33:52):
Now cares lots of them are La doot or public
works property.
Speaker 13 (33:56):
He returns those to the city.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
But as we saw tim this guy busy, he's got
to separate the cones and one's dot, one's the Department
of Transportation, the other one's coltrans He's got his garage
filled with cones.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Busy guy, he's really busied up his life.
Speaker 12 (34:10):
But as we saw tonight, not everyone likes what he's doing.
Speaker 8 (34:14):
Hey, boss, you know it's illegal to place a can down.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
The public street. So's it's against.
Speaker 8 (34:21):
City Section Cod fifty six point twelve to illegally place
can down the public street.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Yeah's get shot eventually.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
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