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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF I am sixty and you're listening to
the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. See
it is the Conway Show and it's Friday, April twenty five,
and we have a big announcement here, ladies and gentlemen.
It is Sharon Bellio's birthday. Wow, happy birthday Bellio.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Thank you so much? Did thank you to everyone?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Well what did you get?
Speaker 5 (00:27):
We got pizzas, pizza and cup homemade cup cake?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Oh yeah, my wife made homemade cupcakes.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Okay, they still smell like they were freshly baked.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
They were baked today like an hour ago.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Thank you, Jen, and so yeah, Tim, thank you. And
Kiki got thank you Foosh for that celebration.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Horn or celebration rejoined.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
And Kiki got pizza and Beth and he brought in
a cake and flowers.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
You Steph, you have your headphones on, Zombie. There you go,
Jesus Christ, he.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Was eating his pizza.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
All right, let's put my monks out there. We're off
to a killer start.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
All right.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Welcome to u k hs K High School.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
You know when I worked in in Bowling Green at
a radio station. Man, they'd really come down on you.
For something like that.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Oh yeah, I mean at Northern Kentucky University, my first
radio gig. Yeah, they didn't even broadcast us and we
didn't even know it. Oh really, Yeah, you can hear
it in the building. So they tricked us, but it
never actually went out to anybody's car.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
That's great, that's what it feels like today.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Well, you know what, if we had such a low
signal I think it was like like five hundred watts
sam where you had to on your way to your car,
you'd lose it.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, you know out of the building. Yeah, they just
turned us off.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Right, But even if you made a mistake there, you
would hear about it. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I mean I remember cutting a commercial at Bowling Green
State University and I accidentally cut off the last number of.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
A fake ad.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
It was just a made up ad.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
That we're supposed to make one up and then air it,
you know, for a local fertilizer company, and they and
it was like, you know area code then five five five.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Two one eight, right, And I missed the last number,
and it guy lit me up.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I'm like, next time I'll get that. It's at the
president for the rest of your life. It died because
we get calls here.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
They matter.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
Yes, any mistake you make, that phone is lighting up,
and guess who's answering me?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I Look, we've had our share of phone calls, Belly
and I over the last fifteen years, and we know
when that phone's going to raise.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, you know, we say something like oh here we
go five four three, There.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It is there, It is all right, monks, what's going
on out there here?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
We have the LA budget committees going crazy? Huh.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
Well, you know already that the city is in financial
dire strait. So there's no birthday cake at city hall today,
for example, So there's no money for birthday cake candles. Worse,
there apparently is not money for street repairs, the services,
those sorts of things.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Where's all the money?
Speaker 7 (03:11):
Yeah, that's what we're trying to figure out. How the
mayor has announced her budget and we already have talked
about this.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Our listeners know this. It's not good.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
She's proposing laying off about sixteen hundred city workers, cutting
a bunch of departments, consolidating some departments and trying to
crawl out of this mess. Well, today in Van Nuys,
at Van Night's City Hall, they had their first public
hearing on the budget. This is the first opportunity for
the public to come out and state their case. We're
their concerns and as you can imagine, when you start
(03:40):
cutting down on the stuff that people deal with the
st basis, they're not happy. I got to It's happening
now starrt at one o'clock, and I mean this place
is packed.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Van Nights is packed.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
So many people were there, it was out the door,
so people could not wait to weigh in on this.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I cut up some brief commentary.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
If Steph's got that, let's hear a little bit from
van Nis.
Speaker 9 (04:04):
There's anything that we need for these baby boomers is
more money.
Speaker 10 (04:09):
We have more seniors and a growing population that needs
you guys more than ever.
Speaker 11 (04:14):
There are one hundred and fifty civilian employees within LAPD
slated to be laid off. These positions are just as
critical as having officers in the field. That work will
still need to be done, who will do it.
Speaker 12 (04:26):
She proposes a budget that would functionally eliminate the Youth
Development Department. And I don't know if the mayor was
lying when she spoke about the worth of my generation.
I don't know if she sees us the youth as
anything other than a beautiful backdrop for her public image.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Wow, so it's one after the Incidentally, no one stood
up and said, Mayor Bass, what a great budget you
put together. Thank you for doing this. We're all looking
forward to being implemented. So but what you heard the way,
so nobody was on the side of all the com
nobody's excited. And what I'm telling everybody to watch for
this time is that you're gonna find maybe a few
more council members who are not on the side of
(05:00):
it either. Now, the past two budgets that the mayor
has proposed, she has had some dissent from some members
of council, but it really wasn't enough to make any waves,
just enough for them to state their case. How many
votes does she need a majority majority? Yeah, yeah, so
maybe ten ten votes? Right, So in this case, the
past two times, only three have voted against the budget.
(05:23):
You might see a few more. You're going to see
some more contentious budget hearings. Next week. We'll start hearing
from council members. They basically just open up the floor
to the public today and are reserving their comments for later.
What happens next week is all of these departments that
are facing these cuts get paraded in over the course
of several days to talk about what these impacts might be.
(05:43):
You know, what the cuts might mean to their department.
What does it mean to lose this person in that
person in this service. And it's long, and it's arduous,
and it's it's tense, and I'll be listening to all
of it to break it down for you guys, but
it is it's where you find that the rubber meets
the road.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Okay, Michael Monks is with us from KFI newsroom. Myself,
Steps Krozier, Bellio, and Angel.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
None of us live in the city of la But
you do, I do.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Do you see any alarms going off, any tension? Are
people talking about it in the streets?
Speaker 7 (06:18):
I think that in my streets most of the people
are talking to themselves, unfortunately, usually having some sort of
psychotic episode. But I tell you, you know, I think
I mentioned this to you. We got a few new
tents on my street right recently, and if and I
put in a report this week just to test it.
You know, let me put in the report to the
service that you're supposed to report this to you, call
(06:39):
three one one one one. Let's see how long it
takes to get anybody to come back for us and
address this this tent. Not that we're anti homeless people,
but they're blocking the sidewalk and it is trashy. So
they've been invited to come and fix this. Those are
the types of things that are not going to be available, right.
So when did you call them?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Last?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Thursuesday? Tuesday? Any callback? Not yet? Any email?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
No, any response, just an auto reply auto reply, yeah
on email and an email.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
Okay, yeah, I did it online. I got the email.
But here's the thing, and I don't know if I
should say this on the air, but I'm gonna. So
they're shooting either a movie or a TV show a
couple of blocks away, and that didn't start until after
these tents moved.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
You know what I'm thinking.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
And I realized this yesterday, now that all the Fox
trucks have shown up, like the Fox studio trucks, I
think they moved those tents from the street that they're
shooting this on.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
And I'm wondering these.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Tents get moved back when Hollywood gets out of my
neighborhood downtown.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
You know there was an old story, and I don't
know if this is true or not.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I've asked some people. They said it was, some people
say it wasn't. But I often, quite often Toronto is
shot for New York City. It's cheaper, they give you
a tax break. It looks exactly like New York City.
And they were up there shooting and Toronto and it
was doubling as New York City, and it was you know,
they had to put graffiti and trash around to make
(07:56):
it look like New York. They go to lunch, they
come back, it's all cleaned up. Well, let's hope it
works that way in LA. But are you optimistic though
it will?
Speaker 13 (08:03):
No?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yeah, me neither.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
I need to contact philm La because I need to
know what that situation looks like, because I bet those
tents came from that side of the street and now
they're on my side of the street while they shoot
whatever TV show they're shooting.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
The last time I was down there, I went to
a Kings game and I parked about three blocks away,
and I walk with purpose. You know, I don't casually
look at my phone when I'm walking down there. My
head's on a swim knocked me over before you know,
who's gonna wipe me out? Who's gonna wipe me out?
I'm moving and that's the way my mom taught me
to move. She always said that walk with purpose, you know,
and that's what you gotta do. Yeah, Downtown, you can't
(08:36):
walk around on your cell phone. No, that's gonna be taken.
You've gotta be aware.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
A lot of times you're concerned about somebody who's not
gonna hurt you.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
This is what I talk about a lot.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
These are the not quantifiable incidents downtown, Like it doesn't
reflect itself in crime stats.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
It just makes you feel uncomfortable and weird. That's what's happened.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
Like the guy who's crazy losing his mind on the
corner probably isn't going to touch you or even say
anything to you, but it makes you feel really bad,
like you don't want to be there.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
When I was a kid and we'd drive down town
La once a year, twice a year, you get a
guy in a bullhorn and he would be talking about
Jesus Christ or somebody, and he would and he'd be
on a loud bullhorn, and you'd roll your window down
just a little to see what's going on with him?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Now, we work with these people. Yeah, they're everywhere.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
You're in the grocery store, the mall, They're here all
over the place.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
But you know, just to bring it back, that's the
type of stuff that's gonna get hit by these budget cuts.
Addressing those types of issues, cleaning the streets, fixing the
street lights, and tending to the animals, which you heard
there in those clips were concerns about the aging department
that's going to be consolidated if this goes through. Cuts
to the civilian workforce within the Los Angeles Police Department
and the Youth Services Department. Three very different things. But okay,
(09:48):
we gotta take a break.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
But but while all this is going on, we're spending
millions of dollars to move to elephants to Oklahoma, and
we're putting a bridge up for Mountain Lions.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
Well, the elephants are really excited about the Olympic softball,
so right, And then.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
We're spending one hundred and twenty eight million dollars to
take a mountain line over.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
The freeway, and two billion dollars to expand the Convention Center.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
And one hundred and thirty billion dollars for high speed rail.
So good night, all right, thanks monks, always being seven
to nine pm on Saturday. Absolutely you died ding Wong
with you. They call him the new Rush Limbaugh on
Saturday Night. Isn't that the name of the show.
Speaker 14 (10:25):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty. I, like an idiot, watched all two
and a half hours of the pursuit today that ended
up on Coldwater Canyon and LAPD.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
They had about nineteen guys out there, guys and gals,
guys and gals, and then they brought in the swat
team with those big what are they call them bearcats,
big trucks, and they yeah, did you.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
See it, Bellio? Did you look at that?
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Yes, it's crazy. Smoked smoked her at and she came
out fighting.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yes, And you know she had gotten to a fight
with her boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
And I don't know whose side I'm on, but I'm
leaning after the two and a half hour standoff, I'm
leaning that it may not be the guy in who's
the problem in this relationship. But I was thinking of
a song that Jay Cohen wrote, who is the Bugler
(11:28):
at sant Anita wrote one of the greatest songs in
the history of country music. And I thought of this
young couple well while I was, you know, watching the standoff,
and I thought, this song is perfect for this young couple.
And the title of the song the only good years
we ever had were the tires on our car. That's
(11:49):
a great title. That's an awesome, awesome title. So you
can you can watch it. It's gonna be at all
the news stations tonight two four, five, seven, nine eleven.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Everybody was there.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
And I sat there for two and a half hours,
wasted by day because you never want to pull away
and go do something. You want to sit there and
listen to what's going on and how they gonna get
this woman out of there.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
And she came out fighting. She was a fighter.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Man, I don't know, there's something attractive about that. Oh
my god, Jal that'll fight for you like that, right, Yeah,
sexy as hell. Man, she's a fighter. She'll fight for
the like hell for you. All right, heading up in studios.
Speaker 15 (12:34):
This all came to an end in a very dramatic way.
This woman she let officers on a pursuit and then
eventually a standoff. Now she is now in constanty. She
was first taken to the hospital to be examined, but
we're told that she's physically fine.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
She has not yet been identified.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Okay, now do they charge her when you bring SWAT out?
Do you get charged for that? I don't know. Maybe
i'd think so, I would think so, right, I would
think so. It's over time.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
The vehicles had to come up a couple hours of
overtime with the cops.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
The gas.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I imagine those things aren't electric, those bear cats, and
they probably what do you think a bear cat gets
miles per gallon?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Six?
Speaker 14 (13:13):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (13:13):
Six?
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Maybe?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Five or six miles of the gallon negative too?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Right, maybe a mile of gallon that's possible. But the
cops got up there and they got their gal in
this case, and.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
How we got gas going through.
Speaker 15 (13:26):
So a multi hour standoff finally comes to an end, and.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
She was gassed twice before she came out. I'm sorry
the third gas who was introduced.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
That's how they talk about this.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
We're introducing gas, ma'am, gas, gas, ma'am. Is that how
it's done. They're introducing gas to lapit.
Speaker 15 (13:47):
Swant officers using a chemical gas to get the female
suspect to surrender. After a brief struggle, she comes out
of the car barefoot, take it into custody without incident.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
So they knew that gas was going to overwhelm her.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
We believe, you know, what they were thinking about doing
is getting somebody from Rancho Kucamonga to do improv and
while she's laughing her ass off, tackle her. So they
knew that gas the cooks and manga's up there. Yeah,
and while she's bent over where she can't stand anymore
because she's laughing, grab her, Grab her.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
So they knew that gas was going to overwhelm her.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
We believe that she.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Was actively using narcotics while inside.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
The car, the female suspect.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Lot's going on with this woman actively.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Using narcotics while inside the car?
Speaker 4 (14:31):
All right, actively using narcotics, smoking weed? I don't know.
Speaker 15 (14:36):
The female suspect led officers to this driveway on Coldwater
Canyon after a pursuit which originated at Hollywood and Vine
around nine this morning.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
LAPD officers initially called to respect.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
What a Hollywood you know story here.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
It starts on Hollywood and Vine, it goes through Hollywood,
all the rich, you know, celebrities, get a little taste
a little look see at what she looks like. And
then it ends up on Cold Water where all the producers, writers, directors,
and Hollywood celebrities lived.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
It was a real Hollywood chase. It really like had
all the.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Elements of Hollywood, and she finally got They caught up
to her.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
On cold Water.
Speaker 15 (15:14):
Laped officers initially called to respond to an assault of
the Deadly Weapon, the weapon being this Great Tacoma reportedly stolen.
At some point, the woman collided with another vehicle and
a fire hydrant, then left the scene, heading toward the
Hollywood Hills.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Yeah, she ran over.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
She got in a fight with her boyfriend and I
think either hit him with the car or ran over
him with the truck.
Speaker 9 (15:36):
Vehicle refused to yield, so they went into a low
speed pursuit.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
They used a spike strip to disable the vehicle.
Speaker 15 (15:44):
Somewhere near Coldwater Canyon and Mulholland is where the woman
hit the wall of a driveway and just afternoon, SWAT
team members in three LAPD armored vehicles arrived at the
scene and boxed in the truck.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
And it's got to be a nightmare because it's getaway
day and Cold Water is a major artery from the
valley to the city. And when coldwater gets backed up,
so does Laurel, Beverly Glenn, the one oh one, the
four or five, It all gets backed up, and and
it's gonna it was probably another hour for people to
get home in that area.
Speaker 15 (16:16):
Thirty minutes later, officers blew out the back windows of
the truck, deploying tear gas into the cab of the vehicle.
Shrouded in smoke, the woman finally surrendersp.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
There you go, all right, Well she had fun, didn't she,
and her night's gonna be a little different than she
had planned. And so you get when you fight with
your boyfriend then try to run him over, cops get involved.
So there's a lesson for you.
Speaker 14 (16:39):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Alrighty, already.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Hey, there's a there's a reason why people like to
stand in line. There's a there's some kind of I
don't know, sort of psychology behind it. There's a warm
feeling of being part of a group, and when you
stand in line, you feel weirdly better about yourself. I
(17:10):
don't know, I don't get it. I don't I hate lines.
But there's a study on people on why people stand
in long lines. Like Bellio went to get her license
her what are you called your all star license?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Real ID?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Real ID? Yeah? And how long was the line?
Speaker 5 (17:27):
I was.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Wrapped around the building. I waited for three hours and
twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Wow, that's flying from here to Chicago.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, okay, but I did wait till the last minute. Yeah,
I get that, so I guess was a necessity.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Right, But did you feel better about waiting?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I mean, once you were done and you got your license,
did you feel like you accomplished something big?
Speaker 8 (17:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I know I had to do this and I did it.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
You did? You're You're good?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I'm good?
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Happy birthday by the way, Oh, thank you. Happy birthday
to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Belli O,
Happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Thank you. That business is across the country. The waiting
game is on. Look at the size of the line.
Speaker 13 (18:08):
You're telling me you're going to wait an hour in
a line in the rain for a slice of pizza.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Oh people do that, yeah, for free anything. They'll stand
in line.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
As people file in to line after long.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
I literally just walked past like eight instances of people
waiting in line.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
What's at the end, sometimes a mystery and to play.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Another round of what are People in New York City
are in line.
Speaker 13 (18:29):
For it, but often a viral sensation like these many
tote bags that cost a big stir and major heartbreak
for those who missed out.
Speaker 16 (18:38):
Fold Dog Guy, I cry, I didn't make it.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Oh my god, she missed out on the Trader Joe's
tote bag, the mini totes and she had a breakdown.
Speaker 16 (18:50):
Fold dog Guy love, I cry, I didn't make it.
Speaker 8 (18:55):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
That should be reserved for somebody who didn't get in
the last lifeboat of the Titanic, not somebody who missed
out on a Trader Joe's many totepeg.
Speaker 16 (19:07):
Old dog Guys, I'm a cry I didn't make it.
Speaker 13 (19:13):
That fomo fueled by social media, where influencers often hype
up the latest, must have, the crazy, even.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Mocked on SNL wait.
Speaker 15 (19:23):
In a big dumb line, a crazy life, or a
bakel that with viralia.
Speaker 14 (19:29):
That went viral.
Speaker 13 (19:30):
Of course, there's plenty of waiting for the mundane too,
like these long queues, frustrating many at the DMV made
even worse by the rush for real id's.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
That's belly. The rush for real IDs.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
It made even worse by the rush for real IDs.
Speaker 9 (19:46):
This is like crazy.
Speaker 13 (19:47):
But in Los Angeles, the line outside community Goods is
almost considered a rite of passage. So the wait right
now is about forty five minutes, but I'm told on
the weekends that can be double.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
You know what you can This is a this is
fun to do, and it only I think works at
the racetrack. But you know, the racetrack has you know,
sometimes there's thirty people in line, Like next Saturday it's
the Kentucky Derby and there'll be lines of thirty or
forty people waiting to make a bet on the Kentucky Derby.
So you make your bet at the window, and then
you go to the next window that's closed to rearrange
(20:20):
your wallet and your tickets, and then you turn around
and there's nineteen people behind you.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
It als it's a lot of flood Like oh, sorry, fellas,
I sorry, I didn't mean that. Sorry guys, it's not open.
Speaker 13 (20:33):
Those in line happy to chat while they wait for
the famed Macha Latte retreat. Are you surprised to still
see this many people coming.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Honestly now, No, because I think it's become such a
cultural phenomenon.
Speaker 13 (20:46):
The beloved local coffee shop exploding after going viral on TikTok,
drawing celebrities and lines still going strong.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
I feel like TikTok did its job because this is
a place you go to get the coffee, get the food,
and take the tick, talk and post it.
Speaker 13 (21:01):
One survey found ninety two percent of people who waited
in line for a specific food shed it was worth it.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
What's more, that's a big number. What was the number.
Speaker 13 (21:09):
One survey found ninety two percent of people who waited
in line for a specific food shed it was worth it.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Ninety two percent of the people say it was it
was worth it. They were only eight percent of people
stand in line for an hour for free slice of
pizza that said wasn't worth it?
Speaker 4 (21:25):
What happened to us?
Speaker 13 (21:26):
What's more? Seventy four percent said they do it again.
But as more folks choose to spend hours of their
life and longs.
Speaker 16 (21:33):
Any line I see, I don't care how long it is.
I'm like, if they're waiting, I'm.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
There coexisting with these side.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
What happened to this young lady?
Speaker 17 (21:41):
Any line.
Speaker 11 (21:41):
I see.
Speaker 16 (21:42):
I don't care how long it is. I'm like, if
they're waiting, I'm there.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
And she didn't even know what she's waiting for me.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Very patient person.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Yeah, or I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I hate to say dumb, you know, because then you
get emails. But kind of dumb, kind of dumb, little dumb,
little dumb of dumb, right, the high notes of dumb,
like a sprinkle of waft, like you can smell it
as you walk around.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Dumb.
Speaker 13 (22:11):
Coexisting with these snaking scores of people is causing real headaches,
like this NYC bagel shop, which was threatened to be
evicted after its line became a.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Nuisance for neighbors.
Speaker 13 (22:22):
But where there's a line, there's always someone looking to
skip it. So I'm even willing to pay for a
personal line sitter to do the waiting for them.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
You know, where there's there used to be a long line.
When pot shops just became legal. There was a pot
shop on Resita and top Ham. I think they called
Oxnard and it turns into top Him so Oxnard and Mesida.
There was a pot shop there, and I used to
go to the little deli. There was a little Mexican
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restaurant there and had a deli and attached to it,
and it was pretty good food. And I used to
sit in that little Mexican restaurant by myself with no
other people there, and there were one hundred and fifty
people in line to buy pot in the pot line,
and the owner constantly would would stare out the window.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
I'd love to have a line like that. Yeah, I know, but.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
You're serving taketos and they're selling loaded bongs.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah, but wouldn't they go from the loaded bongs over
to the taketos.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Nobody did because they hadn't smoked yet. You know, people
when they when pot shops first open, you would buy it,
but you'd be nervous about smoking in public, and you
make a b line home and then smoke in your house.
Nobody smoked in public. Now everybody smokes. I smell it
in the garage every day I come to work.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Yeah, down here at iHeart every single day it smells
like pot. Yes, every day, and people are enjoying it.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
I just got paid three hundred dollars to stand in
line for three hours.
Speaker 13 (23:46):
Still, others wouldn't miss out on this moment of stalling suriny.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
I actually love waiting in line because then I get
to listen to an audiobook while I wait, and it's
just very calming.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
God, what a generation, right, I mean, we have the
greatest generation. This might be the worst so far. Maybe
they'll turn it around. But you know, this generation they
call the greatest generation went over to Germany and whipped ass,
you know, risked their lives, gone for two three years
at a time, came back, bought a house, worked at
(24:20):
a factory, built this country. This crew, these guys, they
love standing in lines. That's what they like doing.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
I actually love waiting a line because then I get
to listen to an audiobook while I wait, and it's
just very calming.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
And in the end, good things do come to those
who wait. Was it worth the wait?
Speaker 6 (24:43):
Honestly? Every time it's worth doing, all right?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
It just tells me there are a lot of people
with a lot of time on their hands.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Yeah, there are people in this building with a lot
of time on their hands.
Speaker 13 (24:52):
Me.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Do you want to hear my mist of stupid standing
in a line?
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
When I first moved out here, I went to try
out for Wheel of Fortune, and so I got up
super early and I stood at a door and I
was like first in line, and people started lining up
behind me and they ended up opening the door on
the other side, so.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I was at the back of the line.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
That's great, No, it was that is awesome. My wife
tried out for a TV show. Oh, I know what,
what was that thing where you know, it was a
race and you jump on these big balls and then you
can fall in the water and you had to go
through it. Wipe out, Yes, wipe out. She tried out
(25:34):
for Wipeout and she came back and she, you know, passed.
She went through the entire maze and everything. She passed,
and she didn't make it. I said why, and she said,
I got a note saying I wasn't weird enough. I'm like,
oh what, baby, they made a mistake. You gotta go back.
I'll write your note. I think that either you get
(25:57):
you nailed.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
That one weird she tried out for.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
She wasn't hyper enough, you know, you have to be
crazy to get those those shows. And she was too calm,
you know, She's like, yeah, I could do this, and
she and she went through the entire course and like, nah,
you're not weird enough, crazy enough. So we missed out
on wipeout. We missed out on her being paralyzed in
the water.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
That was dangerous.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
It was horrible.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah yeah, I think didn't what They stop it because
people were hurting themselves.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
So yeah, yeah, right.
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Games all right.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
As you get older in life, you get a bigger belly.
It's not a good look, but we're all gonna get there.
We're all gonna look like we're you know, got a
bowling ball? Who swallowed a bowling ball? Except Krozer. Krosher's
got a shot. He keeps himself in pretty good shape.
Never been to a doctor in his life, never had
an I'm sorry he never had a physical in your life,
(27:22):
never had one physical in.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
His life, not one and he's not thirty.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Is that something to brag about.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
I don't know. I think it's a brag, is it.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
My grandfather is the same way, although he's dead. He
was the same way, but he made it to seventy five.
My grandfather put butter on butter. Everything got butter. My
grandfather in his life, everything the peas, the bread, the chicken,
the steak, everything took butter. And he lived without seeing
(27:53):
a doctor and he died of a massive heart attack
at age seventy five.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
That is a nice life. That's a nice run.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
We don't spend the last four years all crippled up
with your hands closed and not knowing where you are
and people having to wipe you. You know that the
way to go is seventy five and then bang it's over.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
That's the way to go. Belly, I'm telling you it is.
Oh really yeah?
Speaker 6 (28:16):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Big bellies, big big belly, big bellies, big bellies. That's
going on with the big bellies? How do you get
these big belties?
Speaker 18 (28:21):
Sciences for giving us the skinny on why our waistlines expanded?
Middle age new research in the journal's Science pinpoints a
group of stem cells as the culprits.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Oh all right, listen to this gang. This is Glenn
Walker from KTLA one o'clocker. With Glenn Walker behind bigger
bellies and older adults.
Speaker 18 (28:37):
These stem cells, known as APCs, essentially wake up with
a vengeance in middle age and actively start turning out
new fat cells, especially in the abdomen. Scientists say APC's
do not rapidly produce belly fat like this when we're younger,
hence the smaller waistlines. I so hope the findings could
lead to new medical solutions for controlling age were laid obesity.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
AI will knock this out.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I think AI is going to knock out a lot
of these problems that we had, And so I'm just
waiting for AI to kick in. So I'm gonna keep
eating the way I eat, sleeping the way I sleep,
drinking the way I drink, and andology.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
We'll fix it later.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I hopefully, hopefully, I'm in a race right now to
the finishing line with AI. Since you found out about
what AI and his potentials are, is that has that
sort of increased your billion percent yeah, oh yeah, Now
I don't. Now, I'm like, uh, what colonoscopy? AI will
take care of me. I don't need colonoscopy. I need
(29:36):
more AI. But I got to get these guys up
in northern California. You know, it's some more coffee. You know,
we've heard that AI is really going to take off,
but it's baby steps. Remember when lasers were supposed to
take off. Lasiers are going to take care of everything.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
AI are the new lasers.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yes, right, we were late. We were told lasers are
going to take care of everything. And what they do.
They fixed your eyes and that's a wrap and they
blow up. But you know, an occasional bomb in the
Middle East with a laser, that's it. And we were
told they were going to fix everything.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
They didn't.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
So AI don't be the new laser, you know, or
laser discs. That's another one that we had laser discs.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
And that was it.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
So please AI, let's get rolling. I'm counting on you,
my life. I'm betting my life on you.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
All right. Teenagers, teenagers are going a little crazy in town.
You know, I do know what's going on with the teenagers.
But there was a teen brawl let's find out what's
going on with these teens.
Speaker 10 (30:37):
And Bernardino School police are investigating a wild fight that
involved officers, adults, and what appears to be students. Cell
Phone video obtained by KTLA shows that brawl at Entrepreneur
High School in Highland on Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Probably misnamed, don't you think Entrepreneur high school?
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Entrepreneurs?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
What are you?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
I'm an entrepreneur, alright, alright?
Speaker 10 (31:00):
Highland on Thursday afternoon at first school, officers appear.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
What's the mascot for the entrepreneur?
Speaker 8 (31:07):
Like?
Speaker 4 (31:10):
What would their mascot be?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Like an air condition that doesn't run on electricity? I
don't know what they're You know a guy who's opening
up a new sandwich shop. It's a new sandwich. I
don't know what the entrepreneur mascot is.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Entrepreneur high School, Entrepreneur high School? How about bs and
those kids?
Speaker 13 (31:29):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (31:29):
Highland on Thursday afternoon at first school, officers appear to
be trying to break up an altercation between students.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Okay, let me say this, and I think I'm onto
something here. I know some entrepreneurs. I know some people
out there, you know, creating new things and hiring people,
and they're real entrepreneurs. They don't fight. They don't fight.
They don't fight the cops. They don't fight the parents.
The parents aren't fighting the cops. Entrepreneurs are really business oriented.
(31:59):
I don't know if you know that or not, but
they're not fighting everybody. I think they got to change
the name to the Sam Bernandino Big Brawlers.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, and it's a big guy with boxing gloves on.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Brawlers. Yeah, the big Brawlers. Yeah. The fighting irish.
Speaker 10 (32:14):
At least one student was handcuffed. Then some parents ended
up showing up and some adults they got involved.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Oh man, oh man.
Speaker 10 (32:24):
Then another brawl broke out and a female officer was
hit and had her hair pulled.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Oh what a day out there, Samburdo.
Speaker 10 (32:31):
The male officer also appeared to be hit and kicked
several times. Both police and the school are investigating that incident.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
I don't know what's going on with teens.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I don't think they have enough to do, and I
don't think they see the American Dream as part of
their future. So maybe we let them down. That's possible.
Maybe we let them down and they're just going crazy.
Here's another group of teens that went crazy on bikes.
Speaker 17 (32:57):
Go terrifying moments for a couple trapped in their cars,
surrounded by rowdy teenagers throwing rocks, taunting.
Speaker 9 (33:06):
Them, saying things like, oh, you guys gay, And then
it turned into homophobic slurs and screaming and yelling, and
then they started throwing themselves at the car, hitting the car,
throwing bottles.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Wow when this happened nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 17 (33:22):
It happened Saturday at the Ralph Store on Vermonte's Saturday.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Wow.
Speaker 17 (33:27):
It happened Saturday at the Ralph Store on Vermont and
Adams near usc A swarm of teenagers on bikes rushed
the store.
Speaker 9 (33:35):
Oh he's stealing, and we see a bunch of teenagers
running with their shirts carrying a bunch of bottles.
Speaker 17 (33:40):
The teens ignored security orders and released pepper spread.
Speaker 9 (33:44):
There was so much pepper spray in the air that
everyone in the store was coughing, sneezing, hiding their face
under their shirt.
Speaker 17 (33:51):
When Ryan and his husband slipped out of the store,
the teens targeted them got.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Back.
Speaker 17 (33:58):
In January, in the mid Wheelsh area, the driver of
a Mercedes was surrounded by a group of teens on bikes.
The car vandalized. Lapd now says the same teens could
be linked to other crimes, including kicking and beating a
person on the ground near Beverly Hills in February and
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looting of seven elevens in Pico Robertson and Anahak.
Speaker 9 (34:22):
Our window is broken, our windshield has a crack through it.
Both of our doors are dented, and there's like a
dent with paint damage.
Speaker 17 (34:29):
Benson says the damage to his car will cost thousands
to repair, and so far nobody's been arrested.
Speaker 9 (34:36):
If I understand that these are children, but they're doing
really scary things and we can't just decide that it's
not happening.
Speaker 10 (34:42):
Go.
Speaker 17 (34:44):
Benson says he's been posting that video on social media.
Now those teenagers are actually reaching back out to him
on social media and threatening him.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Oh no, man, oh man, what kind of city.
Speaker 13 (34:58):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Look, we got the Olympics, we got the World Cup coming.
We got to behave you know, hey, teens, give us
a break here. I know you're pissed. The American dream
is unreachable. I get it, I get it. I'm with you.
You know a lot of people are out there that
can't reach that American dream.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
But we got to hold on for three years.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
We got the Olympics coming in the Gold Cup and
then after that, time to party, time to let it rip,
you know, just.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
Hang on it.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
But yeah, we got we need hanging from a tree branch.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Just hang on.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
We need another three years out of you and then
time to uh part.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Part, let it rip, let it rip. But we need
you to calm down just for the next three years.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Hold it, man, please hold it. Then you can move
it out and swing it around.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
That's right, with some advice from the talk station. Here
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