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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KMF I AM six forty and you're listening to
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
The five MO five News Worth. That's right.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Everybody on the program gets an opportunity to tell us
stories we probably missed because I wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Belly. Oh, what's going on out in the world.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, sir, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Michael Jordan has a new job.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh is that right? What's he doing? Bid? He got
a gig?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he needs the money.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Starting this fall, The Goat will serve as a special
contributor for NBC's NBA coverage.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Right.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
This will be Jordan's first time covering the league since
he retired from the NBA in two thousand and three,
twenty three years. After twenty three years, NBC is back
to carrying the NBA. The network has the right had
the rights from nineteen ninety until two thousand and two.
NBC signed an eleven year agreement with the NBA and WNBA,
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which will start in October for the twenty five twenty
twenty sixth season.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Wow, Peacock, let.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Me take a breath. Here we were dancing.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
We made up a dance to the five oh five
themes O Peacock will exclusively stream games on Monday night,
while NBC Peacock will have regional double headers on Tuesday.
NBC and Peacock will also launch Sunday Night Basketball in January.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Wowoldy cool happening.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Jordan doing that?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah? Is he doing NBA or WNBA?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
It doesn't really say I think just NBA because it
says special contributor for NBA coverage.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
All right, that's pretty cool, Crozier.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
What's going on in the world, Bob, Well, you know,
marketing schemes and sketchy sex supplements have been around long
before the Internet, but AI has made it cheaper and
quicker to mass produce those scams. A deep fake detection
service says artificial intelligence is creating more and more of
these deep fake videos of celebrities endorsing things from health
supplements to sexual remedies, pushing things like meds to get
(02:02):
your weight down or your egg plant up. This company,
resemble AI, says fake videos on TikTok and other social
media platforms show AI versions of celebrity you know, sliced
a Loan or Swartzenegger, doctor Anthony Fauci, or even just
really buff dudes that are holding a giant carrot and
asking husband.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Can get it up. Wait, those are fake. All those
are fake. I didn't know that.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
They're not just fake, they're AI fake, so they're not
even those people at all. Researchers say the AI dystopia,
which they're calling it, is a deception filled online universe
design to manipulate on suspecting users into buying nubious products.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
This AI is gonna be trouble. It's unbelievable. Yeah, yeah,
all right, Angel Martinez. What's going on in the world
that we should be aware of?
Speaker 7 (02:45):
Well, guess what. All imports of live horses, cattle, and
bison have been from the south of the border have
been banned due to a flesh eating past out of Mexico.
That past is called the New World screw Worm.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Wow, man, oh, ma'am theer's nickname.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
I know they they don't wear mesh tank tops and
cut off jeans though, that's what the story says.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Are we getting a lot of horses that I don't
know of from Mexico?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Maybe never heard of a bunch of horses coming over?
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Well, the name of the the way that the parasitic
flies maggots screw themselves into the tissue of the animals,
is how they gave it.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
That little screwworm.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
It's called the screw bug.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
It's called the New World screw worm. Yeah. So infections
of the NWS have been detected in Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala,
El Salvador, and Billy's So yeah, watch out.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
All right, no more horses from months south of the
border or cows, right nine things going with those cowns?
All right, steph, fush, what's going on in the world.
Bub But we should know about you know about it?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I do know about it?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (04:11):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
You like pop tarts right? Love them? Well?
Speaker 9 (04:14):
Get ready because pop tarts ice cream sandwiches are coming
in a grocery store freezer why near you. Kelenova formerly
the Kella Company, has announced it it's partnered with Golden
West Food Group on this cool twist, which comes after
what it calls a successful rollout of Eggo and Rice,
crispy Streets, ice cream sandwiches, and ice cream pints this
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past January. So some of the flavors are going to
be brown sugar, strawberry ice cream, chocolate fudge, brown sugar
strawberry or starbury from toys. I don't know why they
put that. Andores? Wait, what are the flavors again? Brown sugar,
brown sugar, strawberry, chocolate, fudge.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
And somemores. All the good ones, all the good ones. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Are you a frost sid guy or you like to
just go your raw a dog it?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Oh no, I definitely frost. Oh really you like to
frost one?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, absolutely? Man. I.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
You know the problem with pop tarts is you there
is about an eighth of a second when they're just
about done or they're burned, and you got to get
them out of that toaster in that eighth of moca.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
It'll it'll change. Yeah, it'll change the flavor.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, once it burns, it'll change the flavor that It's unbelieable.
It's Richie with us today, Richie with us, Yes, sir,
what's going on in your world?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Dude?
Speaker 8 (05:30):
So McDonald's is gearing up for a major hiring push
this summer three hundred and seventy five thousand new employees
as it gets ready for its busiest season of the year.
This is the largest hiring effort for the last for
the fast food giant, which has been made in the
last five years. UH the focus is about staffing thirteen
thousand restaurants across the US, especially with plants to open
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about nine hundred new locations over the next two years.
The company estimates that one in eight Americans have worked
at McDon donald's. Currently, about eight hundred thousand people work
at McDonald's in the United States. This hiring push isn't
meant to increase that number drastically, though, it's for keeping
its turnover, which is many fast food chains hits around
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one hundred percent, so unlike most competitors, McDonald's doesn't really
like to make announcements about hiring since the staffing is
typically done handled by individuals and the owners.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, you're work at McDonald's. I have not, but I
love McDonald's fries. Yeah, I'm with you, buddy, I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That's the secret over there at McDonald's get the fries.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
Yes. Are they still paying like twenty bucks an hour?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I think so? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, but I don't know where you heard that from.
But man, you're on the end with McDonald's in the fries.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah. I've never heard anybody else say that. Thought it
was just me.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
No, Yeah, and also dipping the fry inside your ice
cream cone.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, all right, that is.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
The five oh five news whip.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
We had a pursuit, a crash came to an ending
Carson and I think Chris Christie is high over the scene.
Speaker 10 (07:05):
Another alleged car carjacker on the run from La County
Lake with Sheriff's deputies down here at Broadway in may
That dangerous pursuit coming to an end after the suspect
of the red vehicle flipped it over right there in
the center of your screen. Unclear on whether he was hurt,
but you could see a major police scene out here
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after he collided with a Sheriff's deputy. This pursuit came
down the ninety one freeway, was briefly put into surveillance mode.
Then he attempted to slam into a Sheriff's deputy. That
deputy slamming into that pink house right there with very
heavy front end damage. The pursuit was back on ending
just about a half mile away down here again at
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Broadway in Maine, where there is now a major investigation underway.
Reporting live from Mayor seven, I'm Chris Christie, ABC seven
eyewitness suards.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
We have that pursuit that came to an end, that's
the car that flipped over in Carson, and then we
have another pursuit that came to an end. We come back,
we'll try to get you information on that crazy world.
Crazy Southern California we live in and we all see
it every day. That's where we are.
Speaker 11 (08:09):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am six forty.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I'm going to tell you that next weekend during the
Renaissance Fair, we're get a lot of calls and people
are going to the Renaissance Fair next weekend in Irwindale, California.
That's where they have this big, huge festival every single year.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Right I think it's there every year, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And next weekend Saturday, if you go to the Renaissance Fair,
fifty six is the low. Sixty five is the high
forty five percent chance of rain. Sunday fifty four is
the low. Sixty three is the high fifty percent chance
of rain. It's going to be sixty five and sixty
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three at the Renaissance Fair on Saturday and Sunday. That
might be your only opportunity ever to go to Renaissance
Fair where it's not one hundred and three. If you're
thinking about going to the Renaissance Fair sixty five sixty
three Saturday Sunday, I'm going. I want to see that.
(09:18):
I want to see what that looks like. Is it
all dirt crozier for the most part. Yeah, so we're
gonna it's gonna be a lot of mud. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's gonna make it better for me. I want to
see what it looked like. Really in that period, everybody
was filthy, everybody turns out. Fog Hat will be at
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Morongo on May twenty third, my anniversary. Maybe I'll take
my wife out to fog Hat. And I also heard
that Morts Delhi got robbed, but I can't find any
more information on that in Tarzana, so looking into that
as well. My favorite deli in the world, Mortz Delhi
right there off Clark. I believe and Resita near Gelz robbed.
(10:03):
Somebody threw a brick through their window last year and
I thought, Okay, that guy's an idiot.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
And now they've been.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Robbed or burglar and burglaris. I don't know, man, everybody's
getting hit. You own a business. That's all you think about.
All you think about is tonight the night. Tonight is tonight,
the night we make history. Another carjacking, another chase. You
know there was one in Carson. Well, we now go
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east a little further NORCO, which stands for North Corona.
I learned that about a year ago. This is another
wild chase.
Speaker 10 (10:41):
Disturby details coming into the newsroom. Here we're along Hidden
Valley Parkway, the six hundred block of Hidden Valley, where
there is an Arco gas station. Police responding or the
Sheriff's department responding a short time ago in regards to
a car theft and progress, the victim still inside the
vehicle as the thief attempted to steal the vehicle, bagging
that suspect, who later succumbed to their injuries at the hospital.
(11:04):
They have the suspect in custody, they have the car recovered.
It all started right here at the gas station. Unclear
how far the car traveled, but of course that investigation
is just now getting underway, and a major investigation at
that as the entire stretch of Hidden Valley Parkway remained
shut down. Reporting live May seven, I'm Chris Christy, ABC, seven.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
It's crazy out there. Pursuits are wild, wild, wild wild.
And then we have a lot of really sad stories
that I hope ends soon, but it doesn't seem like
they are going in that direction. You had this young kid,
bron as It Levy or Levi Levi Levy, I believe
his name, bron Levy, an honor student four point four
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gpa in his high school at Loyola.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
He went to high school.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
He's a senior, one of the best tennis players in California,
if not America, and he was set to graduate next month.
And his family's home was burned down in Pacific Palisades,
so they moved to Manhattan Beach. He's still going to Loyola.
You know, Mom and dad have to scramble to try
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to find a new home for him. And somebody, some
lady allegedly was wild drinking, driving buzzing around Manhattan Beach
and killed this kid.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
And there was a huge, huge.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Get together, I guess at the school at Loyal Merrimount
over the weekend and hundreds of people showed up. This
is a really well liked young man and he's gone.
The sister is beside herself. Her life will never be
the same. You know, She's They're going to try to
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do the right thing and put a scholarship and raise
money for you know, future kids that want to follow
in his footsteps, you know, do well in school and
sports and help people out.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
But the family dynamic will never be the same.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
There's the kid that got killed in Compton who was
shot to death. I think he was twelve. There was
another kid in San Anna who was stabbed to death.
I think he was fourteen. And that's where we are,
where kids are getting killed in Southern California. It's not
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a war zone, it's not a third world country. It's
not a you know, crazy place where you know that
happens all the time. It is a very civilized society
here in Southern California. And there's something going on in
Southern California and I can't put my finger on it,
but it doesn't seem like people care about each other
the way they used to. That's I mean, that's my
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thirty thousand foot you know view of Los Angeles. We
don't care about each other as much as we did.
And I don't know where that stopped, but it has
put the break. Somebody's put the Brakes on it recently,
and we get a lot of crazy stories, a lot
of them. There were you know, there are people are
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being stabbed, there's car jackings all the time. This one
ended in Norco with a guy died and homeowner after
homeowner being broken into and robbed. Like this homeowner here,
this woman telling this couple telling an unbelievable story on
how they got robbed. Here listen to this. I mean,
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it's just it's incredible that this is going on every
single day.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
It's pretty upset because stum up my wedding youth this form.
I'm sorry, my grandma, I mean, not here anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
So this poor woman had her value ables robbed from
her house. She had put them in a backpack and
hit him in the house, and the burglar found him
stole them. And these were memories and mementos that her
grandfather gave to her and she was going to pass
them on to her kids and their grandkids, and now
they're gone. They're just gone now, and she has to
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live with us.
Speaker 12 (15:18):
Alhambra burglary victim Nietzschow breaks down in front of her
husband and our cameras, explaining the pain of losing treasured
items her beloved late grandmother gave her.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
I know it's not safe, so I'm not paying it,
and then I lost it. I thought I was gonna
save it for my kids.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
When we came back yesterday we saw Liszt.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
In the rifle pen.
Speaker 12 (15:43):
She and husband ping Lee walk us through their studio
apartment where an intruder possibly slipped through a kitchen window
and then ransacked the place on Friday May ninth, around
twelve thirty in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
This is a single This is a studio apartment or
I think a one bedroom. This is a very small
apartment in Alhambra. So everybody is at risk. Everybody. If
you go at home, an apartment, a condo, a motor home,
whatever it is, people are coming in to get your
stuff and nobody is safe.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Nobody.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Jennifer Aniston gets hit. Celebrities get hit. They get robbed
all the time. Big stores get hit, Jewelry stores get hit,
the big Brinks truck robbery, the big jewelry robbery from
northern California and Southern California. Everybody's getting hit. Everybody is
having stuff taken from them. And if it's not physically,
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your idea is taken from you, your.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Bank accounts, spend. I poked that, you know.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
There was that in the San Fernando Valley, people dropping
a twenty and saying, hey, you drop this twenty stick
in your wallet. They take your credit card and your
ATM card and they're off to the races. Everybody is
getting hit California, and it's not slowing down.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
It's getting worse every single day.
Speaker 12 (17:05):
The crook disabled all of their security cameras except for
one which captured the burglary. Chow thought keeping her valuables,
including gifts from her grandmother, in a backpack, would protect them,
but she underestimated the determination of a criminal mind.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
I really don't want I really don't want this happen
to anyone. That's not just money, you know, is something
like you cannot buy.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
You feel violated.
Speaker 7 (17:34):
Yeah, she was.
Speaker 13 (17:36):
She couldn't sleep last night and she was crying a
lot because those things are so important, very.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Upsetting for you.
Speaker 14 (17:47):
Alhambra police say they've been investigating similar crimes in the
area and recently busted one band of burglars described as
phony food delivery workers.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah, that's what they do too.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
They come knock on your door saying, hey, you got
a food delivery and if you're home, they'll take off,
but if not, well, they're gonna rob you.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
That's where we are.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Be careful, be safe to everything you can until this
wave is over, because this is These are a lot
of aggressive people out there and they're coming for your stuff.
Speaker 11 (18:16):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on Demayo from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
It is The Conway Show.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
We have an update on one of the two chases
that we're following, the end to the Carson chase. That's
the rollover chase, and then the other one in Narco
is the one near the Arco gas station chase, and
Chris Christie's covering both those. Got to give that guy
some credit. Those chases are nowhere near one another, and
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yet on top of both of them is Chris Christy
with Channel seven. They dong with this guy. This is
a rollover chase in the city of Carson.
Speaker 15 (18:52):
You can see those deputies still out here. This romover
crash happened at the end of the pursuit about an
hour ago.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Okay, okay, Chris Chrissy's also on it. But this is
Eleana Moreno, she's on it as well. Everybody's on this rollover.
Speaker 15 (19:05):
You can see those deputies still out here. This rollover
crash happened at the end of the pursuit about an
hour ago. But let me tell you this, the craziest
part of this was before the car rolled over. This
driver hit a pedestrian after getting off the ninety one
at Central Avenue, and then it hit another vehicle. It
hit a big brig and then it continued driving before
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it rolled over here near Broadway and Maine. You can
see they're getting this car on the back of a
tow truck right now. Again, this crashed about an hour ago.
It was a short pursuit started in either Compton or
Long Beach, and investigators have not said yet exactly what
this pursuit was initiated over. Unclear how that pedestrian who
was hit is doing right now, but we do know
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the suspect is in custody. We're live the news drop
for four.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
All right, there you go, two radical chases.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Guy walking or gal walkin right around Carson enjoying themselves
and then bang hit by a guy running.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Away from the cops. Lots lots of cover.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
And then we've got the La Zoo, The La zoo
is in the news share and a lot of activists
are getting all crazy over the transferring of these two
elephants to a zoo or a facility in Oklahoma, and
they want these elephants to go to a bigger facility.
Speaker 16 (20:27):
A protest at the Los Angeles Zoo to help two
beloved elephants, Billy and Tina. John Kelly, a Los Angeles resident,
is about living with this one, Billy and Tina.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Jes sweetheart, did you pick up the kids? Hey? Hey's sweetie,
what do you want to do for dinner? Hey? Baby,
we will never go away? All right? That that's a
lot of energy.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I don't know if I have that kind of elephant
energy to get out there and belt that out in
front of the zoo.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
She will not ever go away.
Speaker 16 (21:06):
John Kelly, a Los Angeles resident, is suing the LA Zoo,
claiming the city is secretly shipping two Asian elephants to
another zoo called the Elephant Experience and Preserve in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That sounds like a cool place, the Elephant Preserve.
Speaker 16 (21:20):
Elephant Experience and Preserve in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I like to go there.
Speaker 13 (21:24):
The LA Zoo now intends to send Billy and Tina
to another zoo where they are going to continue to
suffer under the same inhumane conditions.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
And this is unacceptable.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Didn't La Zoo just put together like a five or
ten million dollar exhibit for the elephants. They expanded it,
they made it really nice, and they're about They're protesting
day long with these elephants.
Speaker 16 (21:49):
Kelly's attorney, Melissa Lerner, says they filed an emergency motion
for a temporary restraining order, hoping a judge will hear
their arguments and keep Billy and Tina from being moved
right way.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
What are they saying? Not another zoo? Is that the chance?
Not another zoo?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Not another zoo or not a not a zoo? Like
what's his name from? From Flintstones? Who was the h
That's what they're saying.
Speaker 16 (22:29):
Billy called the world's saddest elephant.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Oh my god, what an insult to that guy. Jesus
came the guy a break.
Speaker 16 (22:37):
Billy called the world's saddest elephant, showing all the elephants
in the world, that's the saddest.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
That's his. That's the label you give this poor guy.
Speaker 16 (22:46):
Elephant and Tina have been at the center of controversy
over their welfare for years.
Speaker 12 (22:51):
These are massive animals and they deserve companionship, and I
don't see why they would be sending them to another zoo.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
We're here to get these elephants. They've been standing in
isolation for way too long.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
We're not here for any other reason but for Billy
and Tina to get out of here.
Speaker 16 (23:07):
Animal rights advocates claim the zoo misled the public into
thinking the elephants we're heading to a peaceful retirement.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
I have a feeling that zoos in twenty years are
going to disappear. They're not going to be able to
tolerate all this. You know that's going to say screw it,
Like Sea World. Yeah, we'll shut it down, put up
some condos, couple seven elevens, maybe, I don't know, strip
mall whatever.
Speaker 16 (23:30):
At an accredited wildlife sanctuary. Celebrities including Share are speaking out,
calling the potential move cruel and secretive, while the zoo
defends its decision, saying it's what's best for the elephant's welfare.
City leaders are divided, with some council members backing Mayor
Karen Bass and the zoo, while others, including council member
Bob Blumenfield demand the zoo to delay its decision until
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other options are explored.
Speaker 15 (23:55):
To send Billy and Tina to another zoo is just
being sending them to another.
Speaker 17 (24:00):
Other prison, all right.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Share has got a lot of time. She's out there
with these with these people. What Sonny, Yeah, I can believe.
I'm just trying to get my kids into the zoo.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Man. They got a lot of energy. Man, they're out there.
They just don't like these elephants going to a new place,
new pad. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
I have one correction on the previous story. Oh you
reporting about the over in Carson. That was not Ileana Marino.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
It wasn't.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
That was Julia Dang.
Speaker 17 (24:45):
Good for her.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, I get those mixed up. I think they're both terrific.
You know, NBC used to have Alpha and Beta. They
used to have two helicopters.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
I don't know. If something happened.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Budget cuts, I bet, But this deputy cruiser crashes into
this one in Carson. I think it's the bigger one.
But there was somebody that believe died in than Norco Ones.
So these are two major, again, major crime scenes. The
streets will be shut down for a long time. They
got to figure out what happened here, and it's you know,
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nineteen twenty thirty cops have to be taken off their
regular duty to keep the areas safe. Norco and then
this one in Carson and have to clean it up.
They got to clean up somebody else's mess because somebody
couldn't behave. That's Los Angeles and we're ready for the Olympics.
(25:37):
You think this city is ready to host the Olympics,
for the World Cup, for the Super Bowl. We have
three major events coming in and we can't we can't
behave as a city. I don't know how we're going
to do it. It's going to be interesting to watch
how we pull this together. I think it's going to
be a yes show.
Speaker 11 (25:56):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from AFI
AM sixty.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
It's The Conway Show.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
We're working on getting more information on the two chases.
That one ended up in cars and the other one
in Noarco both and did poorly for a lot of people.
And then we have the Amazon driver over the weekend.
The Amazon driver, young lady probably in her twenties, twenty
four maybe twenty five sing all over the place. And
(26:27):
you know, Bellio, didn't we do a story about a
year ago of an Amazon warehouse where they weren't letting
people take bathroom breaks?
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
What's what?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
These Amazon people sing all over the place where that's
you know they're young. You know you can't control that
at twenty four. What are you going to be like
at sixty four?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Maybe it's a lot of frappuccinos.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Maybe, Yeah, too many caffeine toomage dairy and a lot
of pressure to keep delivering. Yeah, well she did, and
she dropped off a couple of them right on the stairs.
You know, it's not like she found a bush and
uh you know, and tried to cat style it where
she dig a hole and then buried it. She was
(27:07):
going homeless style right there on the on the on
the stairs. And you know, once you see that, you
can't unsee it. So every time those people come out
of that house, even though that that duty's gone.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Now you know where it was powerwasher?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Oh you need bored in that. I think you need
a new house. I think you got to take down
the walk.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Wasn't there a bush? I mean that's like the driveway
or the.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Sidewalk right right, And why don't you get a pail
for inside the truck where you can you know, emergencies,
you can just drop it, ah man, so.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Many, so many other options, that's right.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
Yeah, and there were pretty nice homes that she did
that in front of. Yeah, would you not just assume,
as an Amazon.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Driver that there aren't cameras everywhere everywhere you look? And
not only are there Amazon cameras around, but you're right,
he picked a place where they would most likely be
cameras where she dropped the package off. Yes, well, and
it was right on the stairs of the house. That's
(28:10):
an anger thing. I think that's not a digestive problem.
I think there's an anger thing going on here. So
this lady's banging all over the place, just droppings everywhere.
Speaker 18 (28:20):
Hey, delivery driver for Amazon can seem to hold it in.
On more than one occasion, a woman is seeing about
to leave an Amazon package at this porch off Fiano
Drive in Woolen Hills around five point thirty Mother's Day morning.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
How is this woman ever going to date anybody? Because
this survives on the internet forever. You know, even at
her wedding that we people whispering.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Is that the Amazon woman? Yeah, the one that asked
all over the place.
Speaker 17 (28:51):
I think that's her, which she said, I do.
Speaker 18 (29:01):
Not again, you do?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
You did? You did? I do?
Speaker 17 (29:10):
But she also leaves a smelly surprise.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Oh, what's going on? I hope you're not eating it's
fine almost six. I hope you're not eating dinner.
Speaker 17 (29:18):
But she also leaves a smelly surprise.
Speaker 18 (29:20):
She relieves herself does number one and number two before
pulling up her shorts and walks away.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
There she goes, there, she goes right on your property.
Speaker 17 (29:29):
The homeowners.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
I don't think that was a clean break either. Yeah,
I think it's uh. The other part hell nervous.
Speaker 17 (29:37):
The homeowners were expecting a Mother's Day gift.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Well they got one.
Speaker 18 (29:42):
The homeowners were expecting a Mother's Day gift.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
They got a mother of a gift. You know, you
could tell she wasn't.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
Done after the first one, because when she walked away,
she definitely had a little still a little bit of
a hitch in her Giddea up right, stop.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Word walk If you look under her uniform, like she's
wearing a T shirt and then clearly says activia on
her shirt.
Speaker 17 (30:08):
When I woke up.
Speaker 13 (30:09):
My husband said he was going to bring me some
coffee in a pastry. He went downstairs and was greeted,
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
The detail right, he was getting me a coffee and
a pastry.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
And who calls it that nowadays?
Speaker 18 (30:21):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Fetch me a pastry, would you? Young man? You know what?
The breakfast in bed thing I think is over.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I think we're too fat as a nation to keep
loading people up just as they wake up.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
And who's and who has that appetite? So you open
they woffed the coffee mug under your nose.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
While your yeah, you know, you open one eye and
there's three sausages in front of you.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Got them.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Give me a break, Give me a little bit of
a break here, I do. My wife hates the breakfast
in bed. We tried to do that once with her
and she got really pissed.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Just a big message. You got that thing on top
of you end. God knows you might have to go
to the bathroom. Oh I gotta move this thing.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
And then you know, when your kids give you breakfast
in bed, you have to eat it, you know, right.
You can't just say I'm not hungry. They'll get depressed.
They'll be suicidal. You got to eat it. She got
to wake up from a deep sleep, probably hung over
and eat bacon, eggs and sausages. Got them mighty wonder
why we're fat in this country.
Speaker 13 (31:23):
When I woke up, my husband said he was going
to bring me some coffee in a pastry. He went
downstairs and was greeted by a not only one package,
but a second inappropriate, disgusting package which was essentially like
human feces and you look to be urination.
Speaker 17 (31:38):
Tamra of Adoi and her family could not believe their eyes.
Speaker 18 (31:41):
After watching the footage from their surveillance cameras, you can.
Speaker 13 (31:45):
See the mess that she left. So I was really disgusted.
It was a horrible experience, and my husband unfortunately had
to pick it up on Mother's Day and.
Speaker 17 (31:53):
She was not done on another delivery.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I wonder if on Father's Day Mom had to tackle that.
If it was, you know, in the second week in June,
I help, so that would have been great. Hey, sweeting,
it's Father's Day. Here's a bag and a napkin.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Go ace that.
Speaker 18 (32:09):
On another delivery later that morning, the worker is seen
urinating on the front property of a different Woodland Hills home.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
God, this woman can't stop asking everywhere.
Speaker 18 (32:19):
She pulls down her shorts, does her business and takes
off like nothing ever happened.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
I tell you, she does go like a dog where
you know. She doesn't sit around and read the newspaper.
She just she's done in thirty seconds. She's like like
a dog.
Speaker 7 (32:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
I don't want to pile on here, but she does
do it fairly quickly. All right, Well, that's where we are,
Amazon dropping off deuces, the package and something treat for you.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
God, almighty, what happened to us?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
We're such a glamorous city, the city of Hollywood and
superstars and you know the nineteen sixties and seventies. Now
it's homeless, carjackings, robber and a woman as saying all
over the city.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
That's where we are.
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