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October 10, 2025 ‱ 32 mins
A couple who hired house sitters discovered they were actually professional thieves. The city of Vernon, in southeast Los Angeles County, was named the most burglarized city in California by Safewise, while an apartment shooting in Sun Valley left three teenagers injured and the suspect remains at large. 
Officials continue to monitor the Palisades Fire, which has been smoldering for seven days—fires can persist underground for months, even under snow. A man shared a disturbing account of a ride with an Uber driver now accused of starting the blaze. 
The show wrapped with Gary & Shannon joining Tim Conway Jr. for a skit parodying a man using Ted Bundy–style tactics. 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KFI AM six forty and you're listening to the
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app Friday. Beautiful
weekend coming up, nice and warm here on a fall weekend,
knowing the Dodgers are going to continue the playoffs. Halloween's
coming up. Maybe you're decorating for Halloween this weekend, Dodds.
Great to be in southern California. Great to be here

(00:21):
at this time of year. Maybe you're driving home right now,
excited to see the kids, see your wife, your husband,
or your bed partner or whoever you're sharing your life with.
Maybe you're single. Maybe I don't know what's going on
with you. But it's a great time to be in
Southern California. Dodgers winning. Temperature is beautiful outside, not a

(00:42):
care in.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
The world, heading into the best part time of the year.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yep, except if you have house sitters scamming you.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Another scam.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
We gotta don't have to worry about here in Southern California.
We throw a lot at you. We throw a lot
at you here, and so we have the house cleaners.
Now we got the house sitters.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
And they said, these people are professional criminals, and they
knew how to steal identities and whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Mission VIE hosts Barbara and Dave Bauer thought they'd chosen
the right couple for the Trusted House Sitters website.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
How that work out.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
To care for their beloved beagles Baier and Sophie when
they traveled to Spain this past spring. Now they say
they were very wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Dirty dishes in the sink.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh no, no, belly, would you hear that they left
dirty dishes in the sink.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Dirty dishes in the sand.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
That is outrageous.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Broken glass on the countertop. And then we were very
aware that they had rearranged everything in our garage.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh, that's great. The balls on these people.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
They rearranged the whole garage, and that's great.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
The Bowers say the contents of their home were moved around,
from bath mats to trash cans, and framed family photos
turned upside down.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Wow, what psychopaths?

Speaker 4 (01:55):
I like this couple and framed family photos turned upside down.
But the most shocking discovery came when they spotted their
hidden fire safe was out in the open and unlocked,
missing a rare and valuable Babe Ruth signed baseball along
with vintage baseball cards worth one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Oh no, no, no, no no, no.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Safe was hidden.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
But they rummage and managed to find the safe and
then it was a key safe, so they had the
key was hidden up top in some other items. So
they found that, rummage found that and opened the safe up.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Deputies with the Orange County Sheriff's Department worked the case
and say they've linked an Orange County couple, Luis Antipara
and Ashley Lurig, to the stolen baseball memorabilia. Investigators found
several other victims who'd used the pair to house it
in Lake Forest, Pallas Verdi's, and Oceanside, and who had
one hundred thousand dollars worth of valuables taken.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Man, I don't know how you trust anybody nowadays. I
think you really have to get word of mouth from
a friend or a relative and have them recommend somebody.
You can't hire anybody because they went to this house
sitters whatever website. Yeah, got these people to watch their
two small dogs. I know, that's crazy, Like you probably

(03:15):
would have been cheaper to boredom.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, we did call BELLI.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Oh yeah, that's right, Bellio. We'll do everything we did.
We fell not scammed. But we had taken our dogs
to a dog sitter and while we were gone for
a week, This is like ten years ago, fifteen years ago,
and we get up to Oregon for Christmas and the
guy says, hey, he called us up and because because

(03:38):
he has a camera, we can see the dogs, you know,
and make sure they're cool. You can you know, talk
to him whatever. And he called us up and goes, hey,
your dog got out, and go what he goes, Yeah,
Ernie got out and he's running around burbank somewhere somewhere,
And I said, ah, I said, well, look, we just

(03:59):
got here. We're gonna be here for ten days. You
got to find him. That's your job. You got to
find him. And if you don't find him in this
is on a Friday, I said, if you don't find
him by Sunday, I'm coming back to find him. And
you don't want, I'm gonna be really, really pissed. I
might even wipe both of you out.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Hey, you gotta do. You gotta do what you gotta
do to survive.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, And they found him under a porch two days
later across the street.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
And he is never the same. So Ernie was with them.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Or ye, he was with them and we took them
to their house and they had like three gates, and
he got through all three gates and took off, and
they found him two days later under a porch across
the street. But he was never the same after that.
He was always really skittish and crazy after them. Ah Man,
that poor Ernie two days on his own.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
Because these suspects had changed their names and had moved
from house to house.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
This is hiring house sitters who rip you.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
Off easily, able to gain the trust of people they
were staying with. We believe they've been doing it for
a while, and we believe that there's other victims that
just haven't realized that they're missing their expensive items right now, like.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
This set of comic books, including a first edition Spider
Man worth thousands. The owner is still a mystery. Deputies
say they found the comics and many more stolen items,
including the Babe Ruth baseball, when they arrested Antipara and
Lurig in Fullerton two weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
It was absolutely amazing. I never expected to get the
ball back.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Barbara Bauer says Trusted house Sitters has apologized.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Was that the catcher from last night on the Phillies
two weeks ago. I think this was the catcher last
night on the Phillies.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
It was absolutely amazing. I never expected to get the
ball back.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Barbara Bauer says Trusted House Sitters has apologized. In an email,
the membership services director wrote to her quote, we are
aware of a small number of reported thefts from member
properties and it appears the same individuals are responsible. It
is clear that these individuals are skilled criminals who found
a way to steal identities and circumvent our robust processes.

(06:06):
Official say Luis Antipara and Ashley Luring have pleaded not
guilty and they've bailed out of jail.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
They're gone. Then they are gone.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Deputies are still trying to find the owner of those
valuable comic books, and they want other victims to come forward.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
All right, man, you can't trust anybody nowadays. It is
really light out there. It is tough. All right, this
is the most burglarized city in California.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
We come back. I'm going to tell you what.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
The most burglarized city in California is Burbank. And guess what,
it's here in southern California. It's here, maybe we'll do
a whip around and see if you guys can nail it.
I don't think you will. I think it's obscure. But
you pass it on the freeway, Bellio, you pass it
every day on the freeway, the most ye the most
burglarized city in California. And I will tell you which

(06:58):
freeway it's off of. And if you live in this town,
it's small, but you'll know the name of it. Everybody
listening right now will know the name of this town.
The most burglarized city in California, and thank god, it's
right here in southern California. Welcome to La the was
burglarized city in California, the home of the most burglarized
city in California.

Speaker 7 (07:18):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
There's a shooting in Sunland, and we're getting some more
information on that triple shooting. So it looks like an
apartment building. What do we know about this, Bellio, this
triple shooting in Sunland, anything, I'm looking into that right now.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Okay, all right, we'll get some more from ish.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
All right, the most burglarized city in California. You want
to take a shot at that, Tony, What do you
think the most burglarized city in California is?

Speaker 2 (07:50):
What do you think? I r Bellio?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
I guess Bellio. I know the Oh you know the answer. Okay, Crows,
you know the answer again. Most burglarized city in California.
Oh God, I don't know. Downey, Claremont. No, no, it's
not Clarly, Tony, what do you think it is?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Sanana? Fullerton?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
No, it's not Fullerton. Angel What do you think it is?
Most burglarized city in California?

Speaker 8 (08:21):
Mission Viejo.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
No, it's not Mission Viejo. Something happened to your voice.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Okay, here it is the most burglarized city in California.
I'll give you a hint. A lot of you pass
it on your way to and from work. It's a
small town in La County and they receive the honor
of being named the most burglarized city in California. It's
the city of Vernon, California. So congratulations. It's a southeast

(08:51):
part of Greater Los Angeles. If you don't know where
Vernon is, it's where the it's between.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
I'll tell you exactly where it is.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
It's west of the seven ten south of the five
where the five and the ten and the one on
one all collide there, and then it's east of the
one ten and so it's a small little town, not
very big. It's bordered by Alameda on the west and
the seven seven to ten Freeway on the east, and

(09:24):
then the north is Washington Boulevard. There's a big train
yard there and the south Randolph Street on the park. No,
it's Vernon. Oh, Huntington Park is around there, yeah, yeah,
like right right south, yeah, and the commerce is around
there as well. So the city of Vernon, the most
burglarized a small town, is the most burglarized city in California,

(09:51):
which so strange is.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
That raw numbers or per capita or like, I don't know, Kroze,
I'm just I'm with you on this site. That's a
that's a like you said, that's a really small area.
It's mostly industry too.

Speaker 9 (10:03):
It's weird because you just you nail it. It's mostly
industry and there's just like a small amount of residents
in Vernon, that right, I mean, it's some really really
low number. It's crazy, way more businesses than people that.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Live there, that's right.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
They landed number one spot for California, boosted by its
small population and disproportioned amount of burglaries in the mostly
industrial world.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
The most burglarized city is Vernon.

Speaker 10 (10:31):
The estimated population of Vernon two o eight. Yeah, like
two hundred people.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, so like every one of them got wrong, but
it recorded a total of one hundred and ten burglaries,
half of them Jesus wild wild West there in Vernon,
but otherwise has such a great reputation, so they deserve
a black eye every once in a while. Vernon, California.

(10:59):
Isn't that where Disney or is that I might get
my city's run?

Speaker 2 (11:02):
I was thinking, Is that were Universal Studios? Isn't that Vernon?

Speaker 11 (11:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I don't know, Lacma, I don't know. Oh no, it
uh you know.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
I used to go to Vernon all the time because
that's where the Farmer John plant was.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
And you happened to go to the Farmer John plant
along well.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I worked for a travel agency, and back when there
was no such thing as electronic tickets, I had to
deliver tickets from the travel agency to Vernon almost every day.
So I drove around Vernon all the time, and that's
where the Farmer John plant was. And they were big
clients and they used to travel a lot, and I
used to take their red tickets to them almost every day.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Wow, yeah, travel and Vernon. Do you ever get samples?

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Nah, they never offered me anything. I think it was
more of the raw meat. I don't think it was
any anything that was cooked. You know, it's like raw
sausage and bacon and park and you. I do remember
there their slogan easternmost in quality, western most in flavor.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
I don't know what that means, that quality of.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
The East Coast, but the freshness of the West coast, Like,
you know, you get like quality meat from the East coast,
you know, because there's so many people but you know
on the East Coast that have all these you know,
big huge butchers and meat farms. But it's on the
West coast, so you get the West coast freshness. Easternmost
in quality, western most and freshness.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yes, that's better than farmer John, what is it?

Speaker 10 (12:29):
The westernmost in quality?

Speaker 1 (12:33):
And I'm a westernmost in burglaries? Ibout that so Vernon
took a shot. And the burglary rate, oh my god,
Vernons has had far and away the highest rate of
burglaries of all cities including the national rankings. The next
closest city was in Illinois, with a burglary rate of

(12:54):
seven point five percent. The town is a population of
only two hundred eight people according to a recent US census,
but recorded a total of one hundred and ten burglaries
in the most recent FBI stats in twenty twenty three.
That means that more than half the city's population fifty
three percent experienced the burglary last year.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Got almighty, what a city.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
In twenty twenty four, burglars got away with an average
of six thousand dollars of loot per incident, five times
more than the victims lost in the year two thousand.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
So sorry, Vernon, you're number one. What can you do better?
Luck next year? Try again? Yeah, try again. All right,
let's get back to this.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
I think we finished that the house sitting, but we're
working on a story here about a and I got
it here there's a shooting in Let's find a number,
the Sun Valley and three juvenile juveniles eighteen to sixteen
to eighteen years old.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Let's find out what's going on here.

Speaker 11 (14:00):
This is our menta at Vineland. This happened about five
thirty seven this evening. As you can see, the fire
department responded here along with LAPD. We understand that three
juveniles were shot and transported to a local hospital. They're
ages six, between sixteen and eighteen years old. We don't
know their conditions at this point, but officers are looking

(14:21):
for a male who fled the scene here wearing all
black on Vineland. As I come out to a wide shot,
you see this is our menta here and the police
have responded and shut down the entire block here. We
believe this is the apartment complex that was in question
near the shooting. But again, three juveniles shot, transported to
local hospitals, their condition unknown, and the shooter has left

(14:43):
the scene is on the list. That's the latest ever
had up in sky five.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
All right.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
For people who don't know where Sunland is, it's essentially
off the two ten freeway and it's almost up in
the hills like the Dahunga area.

Speaker 10 (14:56):
Is Sunland the same as sun Valley?

Speaker 2 (15:00):
I don't know, no, no, that in that area and
that lake View Terrace area. I get HAMMERD.

Speaker 12 (15:07):
You're right.

Speaker 9 (15:08):
This Sunlin area is along the two ten and sun
Valley is over by the five and the top of
the one seventy.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Okay, all right, So if you had to pick to
live in Sunlin or sun Valley, would you pick Somelin
over sun Valley.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
I like Sunlin.

Speaker 9 (15:21):
Yeah, I like Sunlin. Enjoying a lot of horse property
around there.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah yeah, big property up there, and uh that main
drag there, I don't know what that street is there.
The main street in Sunlin has all the stores I
need fast food, you know, Walmart, Home Depot, Low's.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I got everything up there. So that's all. I have
a farmer zones, that's right.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah, that's all I need in life, just my stores,
my stores.

Speaker 7 (15:45):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM sixty.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Most of us know. They've been following the news.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
There's been an arrest in the Palisades fire, and they
think that that fire was smoldering for seven days underground,
rekindled and then burned up to sixty eight hundred structures
and killed twelve people. And now the fire department is
somewhat denying that. It's interesting. There are people that said

(16:15):
that's possible, and then the fire department said, nah, we
had guys on that, we did everything right. So there's
gonna be blamed going back and forth. But Channel seven
has done a great piece on this on how that
fire was, how possibly it was smoldering for seven days
and then rekindled and burned the Palisades and Malibu to

(16:38):
the ground. This is a very interesting piece.

Speaker 13 (16:40):
The LAFT is still not answering our specific questions and
how it mopped up the Lockman fire.

Speaker 8 (16:45):
We spent the day digging.

Speaker 13 (16:47):
We looked through hours of public meetings to see what
LFD leaders did say.

Speaker 8 (16:51):
About the Lockman fire for the past few months.

Speaker 14 (16:57):
It was January sixteenth, and the anger was raw. The
people the Palisades were already asking men Chief christ and
Crawley if there is any connection between the January first
Lockman fire and January seventh Palisades fire.

Speaker 15 (17:11):
I can look you in the eye and tell you
that full disclosure.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
If that, indeed is what they find out, we will
tell you that.

Speaker 14 (17:19):
At the same community meeting, then LAFD Assistant Chief Joe
Everett for the West Bureau, which includes the Palisades, told
the crowd he was out of town on New Year's
but was on the phone with the Lockman Fire incident commander.

Speaker 16 (17:34):
I can tell you those those people on that fire
ground were highly qualified and well trusted, and they also
did what they called a cold trail line operation well
into the next day. We kept a patrol well over
thirty six hours, and we kept the hose line on
the hill we call it. We kept it plumbed just
to go back and continue to patrol. That fire was

(17:57):
dead out. If it is determined that was the cause,
it would be a phenomenon.

Speaker 14 (18:02):
Kristin Crowley has since been fired as chief, while Joe
Everett has been promoted by her replacement, interim Chief, Ronnie Villanueva.
While LAFD continues to decline our requests for interviews, Chief
Villanueva released this statement saying the January seventh fire was
not a rekindle or due to failed suppression, but the

(18:23):
reactivation of an undetectable holdover fire under extraordinary wind conditions.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
So does this statement make sense to you?

Speaker 17 (18:33):
Yes, and it makes sense to other wildland investigators.

Speaker 14 (18:36):
Wildfire investigator Terry Taylor says it's very likely that Palisades
fire was in fact a holdover fire which erupts from
underground smoldering of a past fire. But Terry says, knowing
the lockman fire burned on January first. The LAFD should
have had firefighters checking the burnscar a week later as

(18:57):
dangerous winds whipped in.

Speaker 17 (18:59):
If you know the wind events coming and you don't
pre prepare, you're behind the eight ball from the first
minute the first nine run round call comes in.

Speaker 13 (19:07):
But of course, checking on these burn scars takes boots
on the ground, and as seven on your Side Investigates
has reported on extensively in the past, metrics do show
this department is understaffed.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Mark and Michelle, How long can something be smoldering underground
that has the potential to then sparkle later fire?

Speaker 2 (19:23):
That's a good question.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
How long can a fire smolder underground and then come
up and reignite?

Speaker 8 (19:28):
Okay, so get this, Michelle.

Speaker 13 (19:30):
Terry Taylor, that investigator you just heard from, has done
extensive research on this. He says he has seen organic
materials smoldering underground for months, even beneath snow.

Speaker 8 (19:39):
Wow. He says, this is a.

Speaker 13 (19:40):
Really well studied phenomenon. And because it is so well studied,
he said, that's why you need to know that these
burn scars need to.

Speaker 8 (19:46):
Be watched, especially when the winds are hurricane force. Yes,
especially when those winds pick up.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Mark. That's the key here, Kevin Osbeck, Now that's wild, unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
All right, Then the guy who started these fires allegedly
was an Uber driver. And was it Channel four Bellio
that caught up with the passengers.

Speaker 18 (20:05):
At Fox eleven Fox Elastina Gonzales are.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Right, Christine Gonzalez caught up with the people, the passengers
in the Uber driver in the Uber's car, and they
were being driven around by the suspect who they think
started this fire on January first, that ended up rekindling
on January seventh.

Speaker 19 (20:28):
Yeah, and just to give you an idea of how
early investigators must have been looking at this suspect, they
talked to this passenger and his girlfriend back in February.
Now back then they didn't tell him what this was
all about, so they had no idea until they saw
the coverage this week.

Speaker 12 (20:44):
I couldn't believe it. I feel like I was witnessed
in the middle of history.

Speaker 19 (20:47):
On accident Brennan White showing me the receipt for an
Uber ride with a driver named John on New Year's Eve,
right before investigators believe Uber driver Jonathan Rinderneckt started a
five that eventually erupted into the Palisades fire.

Speaker 20 (21:03):
I got an uber ride and it was late at night,
and the uber driver was acting super crazy. He was
going on we weren't really talking to he was ranting,
going on rans about Trump and now I hated Trump
so much, and how he can't find a girlfriend.

Speaker 12 (21:17):
There's no good girls out here.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Wow, man, this guy's unbelievable, you know, offering all that
information to just people are buzzing around on New Year's.
His hatred of Trump and he can't find a girlfriend.
Not almighty, I tell you man. There were some weird
cats in LA.

Speaker 20 (21:33):
And he was just ranting, going on rans about Trump
and now I hated Trump so much, and how he
can't find a girlfriend.

Speaker 12 (21:38):
There's no good girls out here.

Speaker 20 (21:40):
Really just mat at the world dropped us off, didn't
think anything of it.

Speaker 12 (21:44):
And then on February twenty seven, you know, I fireus
had ended.

Speaker 20 (21:49):
I got a phone call from a detective LAPD detective
and she just asked me about this uber ride I had,
you know, a month prior, and a couple months prior,
and and I just remember I was, oh my gosh,
I remember that guy.

Speaker 12 (22:02):
He was a nut. He was a total nut job.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Wow. How about remembering an uber driver? Yeah, you got
to make an impact.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
I could barely remember, you know, being driven around usually
you know, blacked out drunk. But this guy remembered everything
about it. He hated Trump and he and then he
and he blames on the quality of women out here.
There's no good girls out here. I don't know about that.
I don't know about that. I think there are, you know,
millions of really nice, quality women out here. I think

(22:31):
yours is crazy. One of the reasons they didn't hook
up with you, Bob.

Speaker 19 (22:35):
When render Nick's image popped up on the nice him
as his uber driver.

Speaker 6 (22:41):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 20 (22:41):
When I looked at his photo that they had on
the news, I remember that long, gross hair.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
I remember this guy's taking more shots.

Speaker 12 (22:47):
I remember that long gross hair.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Oh man, wow, what's going on with this guy?

Speaker 12 (22:52):
I remember that long gross hair.

Speaker 20 (22:53):
I remember that hair and like coming out just when
he was driving us through the light.

Speaker 19 (22:57):
Brennan happens to work in a Malibu bar near the
pch burn scene.

Speaker 12 (23:02):
I work in Malibu.

Speaker 20 (23:03):
You know, I got to all my I have all
these regulars in Malibu, and all their house got burned down.
I lost half my regulars because their house got burned down.

Speaker 12 (23:08):
It's crazy, full circle.

Speaker 19 (23:10):
It hits you in many ways that you wouldn't even imagine.

Speaker 20 (23:13):
Yes, And I can't wait to go to the barn
to night and tell them I have a connection to this.

Speaker 12 (23:17):
So you're gonna tell to watch Fox Love in here exactly.
That's yes, that's what we're gonna do is.

Speaker 19 (23:22):
And I shout out to them if they are watching now.
Uber earlier this week did issue a statement saying they
are cooperating with authorities as a matter of fact. In
the complaint that I read, it pointed out that their
GPS data of the suspect's phone is part of the investigation,
and critical at that because it points them right next

(23:42):
to where the fire started. So Uber saying they are
cooperating with that in West La, I'm Christina Gonzales life.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Oh boy, all right, Christine Gonzales, great job interviewing the
passengers from that nutty Uber driver with that gross hair
the way you want people describe.

Speaker 10 (24:00):
I'm going to be fascinated to see how his defense
uses the they said it was out that ain't his
fault at that point. I want to see how far
that goes Oh, I'm.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Sure it's gonna you know, they'll be there'll be a
line of lawyers that want to defend this guy, get
their name out there.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yeah. Just just gross, like the guy's hair. It's just
a gross story.

Speaker 7 (24:21):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I am sixty.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
We've got a creep in the valley who is pretending
to be a criminal Ted Bundy type and going after women,
you know, pretending to be I don't know, having some
kind of handicap and can you help me out? And
then potentially attacking women. And it's in the San Fernando Valley,

(24:47):
and man, I I like to protect the valley. I
am the the the unofficial king of the Valley. And
I heard Gary and Shannon talking about it earlier. So
you the audio Big Dog with Gary and Shannon.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 21 (25:03):
This is the kind of guy. I could see Tim
Conway Junior going out. He's a valley guy, right and
just carrying out some vigilante justice. I could see Conway
after dark, you know, Conway leaves the show, waits.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
For it to get dark a little bit.

Speaker 21 (25:17):
He goes out to find this guy that's pretending that
he's crippled and needs help from women. And I could
see Conway kicking the s out of the sky, shoving
him into his van, crippled or not, and making sure
this never happens again.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Picture this scene.

Speaker 15 (25:32):
It's late somewhere in a dark corner on Alameda Boulevard
Avenue on Alameda. Conway strolls in from the dark and
under a single solitary lamp post lights his cigarette.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Oh it's that crappy lighter my wife got me.

Speaker 15 (25:56):
We wanted it works, pulls his collar up against the cold,
for he knows that tonight is the night that the
fake Ted Bundy is going to meet his maker, and
that Tim Conway Junior it's going to be the guy

(26:18):
that punches his ticket.

Speaker 21 (26:20):
Does he put the cigarette out on the guy's allegedly broken.

Speaker 10 (26:24):
Arm on his cast Yes, okay, yeah that's good.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Does he break?

Speaker 21 (26:31):
Does he take a pinky? Does he take a pinky?

Speaker 2 (26:33):
No, he just breaks the pinky, doesn't take it. Yeah,
I know what you are.

Speaker 15 (26:38):
And he breaks the pinky and it sticks out the
wrong way right.

Speaker 21 (26:41):
He doesn't leave it salvageable to be reset or anything.

Speaker 15 (26:44):
I mean, I guess you could if you needed it,
but at that point you might as well just chew
it all rid of it.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Maybe he takes a bite out of it.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
And then.

Speaker 15 (26:53):
Where that little La River tributary runs under Alameda, where
the homeless are, he just as the guy's creaming, What
did you do to my hand? Conway just very lightly
pushes him over the bridge.

Speaker 12 (27:07):
Nay.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Oh, he lifts his right leg.

Speaker 21 (27:11):
And uses his foot to push that guy over like
he's a trash can in a back.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Alley you wouldn't want to touch.

Speaker 15 (27:20):
No, it's a little tune in next week when Tim
Conway Junior cleans up the home depot parking lot or.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Something that sounded a little icy CarMax.

Speaker 22 (27:36):
I'm trying to think we'll think of the next murder. Yeah,
we'll work on it. Hey, that's great. And what you
can't see And I don't know why Gary doesn't celebrate this.
Gary brought in a cassio when he was playing that
on his cassio piano at Little Oregon.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
The entire time he played that. This guy's unbelievable talent.

Speaker 21 (27:54):
Hey, listen, it's a it's a creative process, all right.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Do we do this over three seasons or five?

Speaker 21 (28:00):
I mean, oh, well, we'll have to think about character
arc and development, because I don't really I don't really
want to change much. I don't know how Mark Thompson
would play into this plot nearby cats or something.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
And Bellio is the person who sits at home, not
at home, but like in the she's a cleaner. She
cleans it all the.

Speaker 15 (28:18):
Master control and she's the one who calls him on
us and she's like, we got another problem, Yeah, tell
me about it.

Speaker 18 (28:25):
Love.

Speaker 15 (28:25):
She details the bad guys and how he's and we
don't know where he's at.

Speaker 21 (28:29):
But she also gets him out of some jams that
he would never get in, like the viewer would never
see Tim Conway and your getting into a jam. But
Sharon in those moments is the savior.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
That's true. I like that.

Speaker 21 (28:42):
And she wears all black and heels. Do you need
a hot girl in the in the show? Okay, you
can't just have Conway as your eye can have something
for everybody.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Scare you, that's take a turn at the end. Scare you?
Oh dare both all three of you all right? Belly?

Speaker 19 (29:00):
Oll?

Speaker 1 (29:01):
I read a DM that I lost it on my computer.
Do you have are you at the at the DM?

Speaker 19 (29:06):
Desk.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Are you at theme?

Speaker 9 (29:08):
I get for you.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
There was a DM about a guy who is having
a crappy day? Are you at the I'm at the
crappy day desk?

Speaker 18 (29:15):
I sure am, Tim, I'm at the I'm having a
crappy day.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Desk from Brandon. I believe the guy's name was right.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Get Okay, read that one because the other ones I
think the show sucks, so read the ones that like it.

Speaker 18 (29:28):
Okay, Hey, Tim, I just had to say thank you
for being on the air.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Today was a very lousy, screwed up day.

Speaker 18 (29:34):
But when I got into my car at five o'clock
and turned on the radio, you made me forget a
little bit about everything else that happened in my day today.
So love the show. Keep doing what you're doing. You
and your crew make everything a lot better.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Wow, Crows are shaking his head like that can't be true.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
That can't be true.

Speaker 18 (29:52):
Thank you, Brandon, And that's nice to hear.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah, that's nice. He did you switch somebody's day around?

Speaker 21 (29:57):
Thing?

Speaker 12 (29:57):
Do?

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Here's another one.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
We got an email from Elizabeth Hi. Tim Hi, Elizabeth,
I had the pleasure of visiting a new restaurant I
had Ravioli salad tear me Sue for lunch, and I
asked for a sandwich and cake pops for dinner night.

(30:19):
And that's that restaurant we talked about, Little Bear in Glendale.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, that's kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah, support that dude, sixty eight hundred San Fernando Boulevard.
He's not an advertise or anything. He's just a guy
who ran up upon some bad luck. His wife had
radical breast cancer when his kids were very young, like
seven and ten. Beat that opened up his own restaurant
and man, he could use customers this weekend during the

(30:48):
big opening. It's called Little Bear Italian Food. He used
to be the personal chef for Adam Sandler for years,
so if Adam Sandler likes his food, you're gonna like it.
It's called Little Bear in Glendale. Little Bear in Glendale.
And this guy traveled with Adam Sandler for I don't know,

(31:09):
five or six years, through three or four different movies
that he did. And when a celebrity keeps a chef around,
they have to beat excellent to what they do and
great personality wise or else the celebrity is gonna say,
get that guy out of here. So the guy that
runs his name is Savon. It's called little Bear. He
could use a positive and you know, in life. And

(31:34):
so if you're looking for a good Italian restaurant, he
took over an old donut shop. So don't let the
donut shop ex donut shop decor, you know, turn you off.
He's turning the whole place around sixty eight hundred San
Fernando Boulevard where Glendale and Burbank meet. And if you
want to pop in there, the food is excellent. And again,

(31:56):
Adam Sandler ate that food every day for five seven years.
I don't know how long the time was. And if
it's good enough for Adam Sandler, good enough for you.

Speaker 8 (32:05):
All right.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
The Dodgers start their nationallygue Championship series on Monday. They'll
either be here playing the Chicago Cubs or in Wisconsin
playing the Milwaukee Brewers. Either way, it all starts on Monday.
So Heavy Dodgers on Monday. Man, Heavy Dodgers on Monday.
All right, It's Conway Show Live on KFI AM six

(32:28):
forty Conway Show on demand on the iHeart Radio app.
Now you can always hear us live on KFI AM
six forty four to seven pm Monday, through Friday, and
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