December 17, 2025 • 36 mins
The Powerball jackpot surges to an eye-popping $1.25 billion, and we break down what winners need to know about lump-sum versus annuity payment options and the tight deadlines for making that choice. Tim shares a personal moment as he balances caring for his sick daughter with trying an Egg McMuffin for the first time in 35 years, alongside thoughts on making California the envy of the country once again. We also dig into the rise of fake holiday gifts and how artificial intelligence is being used to spot counterfeit products. Plus, Dan Finder, better known as “Malibu Dan,” joins the show for a lively conversation.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's CAMF I Am six forty and you're listening to
the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Powerball
Jackpop tonight. One billion, two hundred and fifty million dollars
that could be yours. It's very simple. You don't have
to run a marathon. You have to lift, you know,
(00:21):
bench to fifty. You don't have to go to betterly
or eat ripe. You're steady for nothing. Nothing. You go
in there, give him six numbers and bang, you get
the money. Now, you got to get those numbers right.
That's difficult to do, but that's all you gotta do.
Then one billion, two hundred and fifty million is all yours.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I thought you recognize at seven eleven because it's pretty famous. Look,
it's this big check here that was sold on his
ticket here that was sold back on May thirty first
two hundred and seven million dollars winning Powerball jackpot tickets.
So this place has some history and players here buying
these tickets and hoping for their lucky break. We've seen
long lines of folks, some of.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Them you know, coming in dishoveled, some of them homeless,
some of them you know, broke, some of them, some
of them, you know, coming in and out of here getting.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Their tickets, undesirable, straight up losers, delusional, some of them delusional.
Some of them. Are you which one of all the
ones I just mentioned a little bit of all?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Some of them like Bellio, some.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Of them, you know, coming in and out of here
getting their tickets, going to work and hoping, hoping for
the best, because of course, the hotties season is just
upon us and.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
They want to dream big.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
The eleventh largest lottery jackpot in American history, one point
two five billion dollars will get now quickly.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
You can get the money if you win tonight. Can
you rush it and get it tomorrow? Or is there
an investigation that goes home? I probably thinks so. I mean,
I don't know how long.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I mean, I'm sure they got to verify the ticket,
but I would imagine this a pretty quick process.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, I mean, they check the video, they you know,
they check your ticket, and then I think you're off
to the races, you know, literally, no kidding.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Be at State tonight, after forty three consecutive drawings without
a ticket sold with all six numbers, it's the second
largest parable prizes all.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Right, forty three without a winner. That's my grandparents' address
in Sugar and Falls, Ohio, outside of Cleveland. This could
be mine.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
If you get the lump sum, so this wouldn't be
you Krozier. Payment would be about six to eight weeks
after claiming your prize. Well, we wonder when very state
by state.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
So I wonder when the first payment is if you
take the full amount and don't do the cash payot,
Like when do you get your first check?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
And then what do you do with the check? Like,
let's say you'd write, let's say you take the lump sum,
walk into the bank.
Speaker 7 (02:57):
Yeah, hey, I got this thing yet?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Can I deposit this? It's gonna be a lot more coming. Wait,
you guys only insured a two hundred and fifty gram.
I'm gonna need to open a couple of counts bigger.
Can I just buy the bank? That's right? Yeah, you
could buy some of these lower, smaller banks.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
It's you go.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Ahead, No, it just is.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
So you have to choose between two payment options within
a state specific timeframe, often sixty days after claim approval.
For any annuity, you receive one, you receive one immediate payment.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I got to watch my enunciation.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
I guess, followed by twenty nine third grade annual payments
that increase by five percent each year, totaling the full
advertised jackpot amount over thirty years.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Is that cool fush? That's better? Hearten Burger? Wont yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
They give you the payment or sooner if you send
them a NUDI.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Depends on who.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
All.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Let's continue here. Jackpot one point two five billion.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
And only the second time in powerball history that the
game has generated back to back billion dollar jackpots.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
If someone wins it tonight, they.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Can choose between an advertised prize of about one point
twenty five billion dollars or alumsum payment estimated at five
seven to two point one million.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Dollars before taxes.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
If the winner Pixie Annuity option, they will get one
immediate payment, followed by twenty nine annual payments that go up.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That's the way to go on easy Street for twenty
nine years.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
By five percent every year.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Unfortunately, the Multi State Lottery Association, which conducts the game,
says that the odds of matching all.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Five numbers on the powerball number.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Is one two point two million. If you overcame these
emen's odds experts have just two quick warnings for you
sign the back of the ticket to make sure only
you can claim it and keep it a secret for
as long as possible. You won't be able to do
that forever, of course, but it can help avoid conversations
(05:13):
with friends, Satan's family, and people you hardly know who
may be look into get at.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It was a glitch there? Did he say? Satan? Whin it?
Glitch there?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
But it can help avoid conversations with friends, family, and
people you hardly know who may be looking to get
a cut of the pot there. Instead, experts suggests you
build a team of people you could tell, like a
financial advisor, a tax advisor, and a lawyer. Back out
your life a lawyer parabault tickets now two dollars of course,
draw entry closers at seven.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Pm in a drawing tonight at seven fifty nine pm.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
When does Trump speak? Six?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Yeah, going on to get some tickets. I already did
that today, did you? I still got and grabbed a
bunch of the gas station over here.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I'm in four lottery pools and buy The problem is
I use the same ticket in all four pools. Oh
that's the problem. Yeah, hit man, You're gonna hit all
four no, no, If if I no, no, I buy
one ten dollars ticket and I'm in a pool with
five guys, another pool of eight guys, another pools with
that same one with the same one ticket. Because they
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don't know that. They don't know, so they think I
bought it, you know, a brand. Now the problem is
if I hit, I'm not splitting with five guys, I'm
splitting with thirty eight guys, and they're going to be pizzed.
Speaker 9 (06:28):
Well, I wonder what our prizes here if we if
we win the office pool.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Oh, that's a great question. All right, there's eighty four
of us in that office.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Still, I was gonna say, I think it's dropping a
little bit public. Couple of people got thrown out, all right,
So it's what is it? One point twenty five billion?
Carry the one, all right, divided by eighty four, so
it's fourteen No, that can't be right. Let me do
it again. All right, let's do it at an angle here,
(06:57):
all right. One billion, two hundred and fifty million, one
hundred and divided by eighty four equals fourteen million each.
That can't be right. One hundred and forty million. Well,
for now, that's ten that can't be right. Well, after
the taxes, what is it? It's a lot? How about that?
(07:19):
Just round it up to one hundred Yeah, if you
divide eighty four ways, it's fourteen million, eight hundred and
eighty thousand dollars each. Hardly worth it. Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
He was talking about how it is the only the
it's the first time that there have been back to
back billion dollar payoffs. The last time someone won, to
his point, the power Ball, it was at one point
seven eighty seven billion. That was September sixth of this year. Yeah,
so it took you know, do the math, three months,
four months to get up to a billion and a quarter.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
That's wild. So get your tickets. And if you do
buy a ticket and you do win, and you heard
it here on the station, Uncle t Bones deserves a
sniff of that cash. I don't know what it is.
I don't know if it's fifty bucks, if it's one
hundred million, whatever it is. But if I reminded you
(08:12):
to get a ticket and you won because you reminded
from the show, I think you owe it. You got to.
You gotta give me a taste, throw a little.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Yeah, And since I put the story in your phone.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
You're getting a taste, Here we go. I think it's
only fair, right.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Right, right right? Yeahs aft bell By the way, this
is Bellio's plan A and B, this blottery possibly retirement. Possibly.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Let me ask you a question. If you actually won
this thing, would that deter you from going to the
track or is it the chase that you love and
you'd still go.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I'd probably still go. I'd probably still go and still
lose and still get pissed.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Could you buy the track at that point?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
No, I don't think so. Not for a billion a horse. Oh,
I'd get a ton of horses. Yeah, spirit riding myself
in the race, jockey, Yeah, of course, to look up
and go what's going on with I love that? Yeah.
I would buy every horse in the race and still
lose somehow Yeah. Oh they all ran into a gate. Ah, right,
(09:19):
I could ever win?
Speaker 7 (09:20):
Not the help?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
All right. We're live on KFI. The President speaks at
six pm. We'll carry that live. I'll be sliding out
to get myself some lottery tickets.
Speaker 10 (09:30):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
My daughter's all under the weather. So I got up
this morning like a good father and went to get
her prescription at CVS. And I got there around nine
or so nine am, not super early, but you know
early for me. And I'm I drive up to the
CVS and the the gates closed, all like some what's
(09:57):
going on? So I call and the CVS far Parmacy
doesn't open at all ten am ten am. Imagine if
you're you know, you're busted out, you need pain meds,
or you're flipping out, you need your you know, your pills,
you gotta wait till ten am. So I had about
a half hour forty five minutes to kill. So I
went to McDonald's. I got an egg McMuffin for the
(10:18):
first time then, probably thirty five years. Yeah, yeah, I
don't know how old a egg McMuffin is. Bye, I
don't think I've had one in thirty five years. Running
the risk of swearing on the station, it was so
effing great. I know it's got oh myny nineteen seventy one,
(10:42):
seventy one, all right, so twenty nine and twenty five
is fifty four fifty four years old. Yeah, they basically
reinvented I mean they started the breakfast sandwich. Oh, but
it's so good. I was, I was. I took a
bite and it was hot. The bun was hot, the
muffin was hot, the sausage was I told them to
leave the cheese and the egg off, and they thought
(11:03):
that was odd. But and it's only two dollars and
forty cents.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Now, it took four years for it to actually hit
the national menu for all the McDonald so it actually
hit was that for all the McDonald's in seventy five?
But it was invented in seventy one.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Man, is that a good sandwich? And I snuck in
there right before they shut breakfast down. Maybe they do
breakfast all day there? I guess. No, they used to,
but then they stopped. Oh they stopped. Didn't do it anymore, No,
not anymore. Oh I got lucky then day. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
But yeah, and that's still relatively cheap in today's Oh yes,
that's not bad.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
No, it's great. But everybody's tried to copy them. You know,
Starbucks has one the tea leaf. Everyone has that that,
you know, egg McMuffin, but they called something different. But man,
is that a good sandwich? Oh God almighty and then
I drove back and waited in this CVS drive through,
(11:52):
and the lady probably thought I was nuts because I'm waiting.
She doesn't know what medication I'm getting. She just knows
my daughter. And I'm waiting there for the gate to open,
for them to open. I got there, you know, ten
to ten, and the gate was still closed. And as
the gate opens, I'm eating an egg McMuffin and vaping.
Don't you think you know? She probably like, why are
(12:14):
you here going for it? Yeah? Why don't you just
sit at home and rot? What are you trying to
do here? How much long are you trying to live?
I mean, look at you're a mess. What's going on
with you? And the fact that you're waiting outside like
someone waiting for the liquor store to open. Yeah, I'm
waiting for my pills.
Speaker 10 (12:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
She probably thought, Okay, this guy, you know, this addict
is you know, Jones, and for some pills. And then
when she gave them, she's like, wow, you're addicted to
bronchial medication. Not really, just give me the pills. But
then I said I said thank you to her. I said,
I said, hey, thank you for opening up exactly a
ten and doing this so quickly because the prescription came
(12:52):
in late last night and she didn't have a response
to them. So I thought, oh, she didn't hear me.
So I said, hey, thank you, thank you very much
for opening up early and doing that so quickly. And
she didn't say anything. And I said, can you hear me?
And she said yep. I said, okay, she's pissed at me.
(13:13):
My pharmacist has pissed at me. So it was just
like yeah, because I'm eating an egg McMuffin and you know,
and I'm in my car by slippers on. I had
slippers on, egg mcmuffins, sweats, and a vape, a vapa.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
It's like the international sign of being pissed off at
you silence exactly.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
So okay, So I leave there and I go to
Starbucks and there's a woman who was at the counter
and she was either volunteered or elected to go to
Starbucks and give everybody and get everybody a Starbucks. And
she had eight big ventes. Is that the biggest size
the vente? Yeah, she had eight big ones. Wow. And
(13:53):
so she was trying to put one tray on top
of the other train and everybody knows how that ends.
The baristas are making eight more drinks after that. So
I said, hey, let me help you take those of
the car, and she goes, oh, you're so sweet, thank
you very much. So I'm walking out with her. I'm
following her, and she said the car getting them to
my office is going to be the next challenge. I said, yeah,
(14:14):
and then finding a car wash that's open this early
is going to be your next challenge because these are
going to spill. And so as I'm walking to her
car on her, I see your license plate is from Wisconsin.
And I go, oh, a Wisconsin, a person from Wisconsin.
You know what I owe you? This the salt of
the earth. People are from Wisconsin. And you know what
(14:34):
she says? She says, it's a rental. She goes, He goes,
it's a rental. I'm totally la. And I'm like, what
does that mean? What does that mean? I'm I'm it's
a rental. I'm totally la. I don't know what that means.
I don't know if that's good or bad. It's a
(14:55):
self insult, it's self depreciating.
Speaker 10 (14:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
Well, I mean, I think the eight vents is I
gave it away. I don't know, especially from there, i't
think she would have been getting that many.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
You know, when I went to school in Toledo, Ohio,
south of Toledo, in Bowling Green, Ohio. He was nineteen
eighty one and the first day of college, they got
all forty two guys in our dorm and we all
sat in the recreation room like in a big circle,
and you're introduced your name and where you're from. And
(15:24):
so Bill, he's from Toledo, Bill, how you doing? Nice
to sea?
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Jerry?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Jerry's from Columbus. How you doing Jerry? Andaceia Steve ste
He's from Cleveland. T Tim is from California. And everybody
in the room looks at me. Everybody in the room
looks at me. And when that session was over, about
fifteen guys came up and go, hey, are you really
from California? What are you doing here? And what is
it like? Are there trees out there or all the
chicks really hot out there? Can you go to the
beach in the winter? I mean, cause these are all
(15:50):
country kids. These are kids who've never been to la
These are kids who have you know, their parents don't
have the money to you know, take vacations to Los
Angeles in the summer, and so they had a million
questions what California was all about. And it was really
great to be from a state where everybody it was
the envy of the world. Now you say you're from California,
(16:13):
you would never even say you were from California. You'd
make something up, tim where are you from, Uh, Texas? Okay, well,
welcome to a bowling Green. You would never admit you're
from California because people think you're an a hole. And
that's happened in forty short years, you know, forty five
short years. Where now you're from California, you don't say it.
(16:36):
When we rent a car up in Portland, where my
wife's from, and we rent a car that is a
California plate, they sometimes offer bumper stickers that say this
is a rental because people hate Californians up in Portland.
And I see it all the time, guys driving with
a California plate up in Portland or Seattle, and then
on the bumper sticker says this is a rental because
(16:59):
they don't want people to think a holes. And that's
happened in forty years. It's on a one to eighty
and forty years and guess what, we've got to turn
that around. I don't know how, but we've got to
turn around. We've got to become the envy of the
country again. I don't know how to do that. I'm
going to leave that up to next generation, like Steph
Fuje and your kids and their kids, because I'm too
(17:21):
old for that. But you got to bet Steph Foosh,
you and your kids and your grandkids have to turn
that around. We promise you'll do that, all right, I'll
do my very best. Thank you.
Speaker 10 (17:32):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on de Mayo from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
It is the holiday season and there are going to
be a lot of people buying gifts between now and
next Thursday. And you may want to buy your loved
one a beautiful handbag like a Hermes or Ralph Loren
or Sasoon or Dittos. I don't know if the brands
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are still a room, but a lot of more fake
and they have to use AI to really detect the
fakeness in your bag, and they do that. It's an
interesting app that will tell you whether you your bag
that you just purchased, is real or fake?
Speaker 11 (18:19):
Tis the season to spoil those you love, and for
some that means splurging on a luxury handbag.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
So wouldn't that be great?
Speaker 8 (18:26):
Right?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Luxury handbag for your wye, for your your your fiance,
maybe your girlfriend and your wife. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (18:34):
So we have every LV bag you could ever imagine
a lot of a lot of Louis Vuitton.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
It's our most.
Speaker 11 (18:39):
Popular foreign objects in West LA sells pre owned luxury items,
mostly handbags. Wait a minute, pre owned luxury items, mostly handbags.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Wait, you're going to lay a pre owned bag on
your wife for Christmas? Good luck? I don't have that.
I don't have the skills to do that. Maybe you do,
I don't. I don't know. I don't have that my house.
Or I can go out to a second hand store. Hey,
I picked this up a good will. Merry Christmas. Nothing
says Merry Christmas like a used bag.
Speaker 11 (19:12):
Pre owned luxury items, mostly handbags, for fifty to seventy
percent off the price of retail.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Oh, now we're talking seventy five percent off. I'm back.
I'm back.
Speaker 11 (19:23):
But it's still a pretty penny to buy pre owned.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
What would this.
Speaker 8 (19:27):
Resell for this one, even in this worn condition, would
probably still be like seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 11 (19:32):
With that much money at stake, it's little surprised that
the counterfeit market is booming. A recent study by the
Organization for Economic and Cooperation Development found that global illicit
trade reached an estimated value of four hundred and sixty
seven billion dollars in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Four hundred and sixty or four hundred seventy six whatever
she said, Why don't she say? How much money are there?
Speaker 11 (19:54):
Estimated value of four hundred and sixty seven.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Okay, four hundred and sixty seven billion dollars in fake goods? Wow, unbelievable.
Huh nearly a half a trillion dollars in fake crap
buzzing around the world.
Speaker 8 (20:07):
It's a big problem right now. Designers is expensive. A
lot of these designer brands are raising their prices.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
So this guy who's a bag specialist, he probably when
he was young would hang out with mom and play
with moms purses a lot, and dad thought that was odd.
And then he grows up and is very successful and
probably more successful than any of his friends or his
family members. And they didn't see that coming. They just
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thought it was an odd kid playing with purses, and
now he's a specialist.
Speaker 8 (20:37):
The demand for fakes.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
So leave those kids alone when they're playing with those bags.
Early be able to grow up. And you know, have
this beautiful store and they and they own it make
a ton of money.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
The demand for fakes is higher than it ever was.
Speaker 11 (20:49):
I would say, how good are some of these fakes.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
To the naked eye? It would be hard to tell
to anyone on train. They would think it's a real thing.
Wos really all about the details. I'm just going to
start capturing photos.
Speaker 11 (20:59):
Which is Foreign Object's founder, Will Ditcha, uses artificial intelligence
to authenticate the bags he buys and then resells.
Speaker 8 (21:07):
This is a beautiful arimez Kelly box calf leather Classic
Arimes bag and the name.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Of his place is Foreign Objects. Foreign Objects is the
name of his joint. I don't worry is Beverly Hills
or West Side.
Speaker 11 (21:20):
Will showed us how the system works.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
The devil is in the details, they say, So you
have to look at every single microscopic detail.
Speaker 11 (21:27):
Using technology made by New York based company Entropy, Will
takes a series of photos of the handbag and uploads
it to an app.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
I take photos of basically every square inch of this.
Speaker 11 (21:39):
From the stitching to the hardware, the branding, and the leather,
including highly magnified photos.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
It's looking for any little detail that might be off.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah, But if there's a tiny little detail that he
can't even see with the naked eye, then why wouldn't
you want the fake bag? I know, I get it.
It's not ethical. I get that. But they are over
charging for this crap too, you know, charging you forty
eight hundred dollars or ten thousand dollars for a bag.
So I go back and forth. But I think in
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this area, you know, if you got a fake bag
on you and nobody else knows, I think you're okay.
Speaker 8 (22:16):
Because a lot of these a lot of these fake
bags these days, and you'll see one in a second.
They're so accurately done that it might be that most
of it looks really good, and.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Authority take that. It's a touchdown, all right, the bag.
This guy can't figure it out, and he's been in
bags his whole life.
Speaker 8 (22:33):
Touchdown, But then there's one little detail that's off.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah, but nobody can see that. You're not going to
you know, your seat mate on an airplane's not going
to be examining that bag the whole trip to New York.
Speaker 11 (22:43):
The photos then go to a cloud within the.
Speaker 12 (22:45):
App, and on the cloud we have our algorithms that
have been trained on millions of different data points associated
with that particular brand, that particular style, and then they
instantaneously get a response, Yes, this is authentic, which means
we have certified that product and we act that product
with money.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Okay, but so what and then that's another you know,
three thousand dollars that it's certified.
Speaker 11 (23:08):
Giving the seller and the buyer assurance that the item
isn't counterfeit.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Who cares, though, I mean, if no one can tell,
what is the matter? I mean, oh, look, the ethical
part of it. I get I understand that. I get it.
I get it, I get it. But they're charging way
too much for this crap. So there's that argument as well.
Speaker 11 (23:24):
Entropy CEO says when they do find a fake, they.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Test it over seventy percent of them.
Speaker 12 (23:29):
Add lead or arsenic.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Okay, that's probably a scared tactic.
Speaker 12 (23:32):
Add lead or arsenic.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
So what little lead, little arsenic in your life? We
all breathe lead and arsenic and roll around it in
every day.
Speaker 12 (23:40):
So if you're a mother and if you have a
fake bag which has lead on it, your child is
potentially touching that and putting the hands in them out.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Okay, well, then don't let your kids hold your fake bag.
How about that?
Speaker 11 (23:52):
Meaning fakes are not just an economic issue, they're a
health hazard.
Speaker 12 (23:56):
People think that it's a victims time. What's the big deal?
Why do I want to by the little thing? It's
too expensive, it's not that valuable.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
They're the victim.
Speaker 11 (24:06):
Entropy says, it has a ninety eight point piece.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
They're the victim. This guy's trying to hold on. AI's
wiping his project products out.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
They're the victim.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
That's a victim. He's being wiped out by all these
phony bags around the world. He's just barely holding his
head above water. Boy. But but Angel, you have expensive bags.
You seem like you probably have a boatload. Yeah, a boatload.
In fact, I'm looking for a new doc to.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
Fit my uh my boatload of bags in because it's
just so big.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
And full of the most expensive purse. Be honest, I'll
be honest. It was a gift. I would not myself.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Okay, well, I kind of am, but it was.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Five grand under fire under under five way under like
thirty dollars. That bags. I don't even I've never even
used it. It never leaves the house. Really, what you
can have it? What brand is it? It's a Chanel?
(25:13):
Why what do you sell?
Speaker 12 (25:16):
Then?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Well, I don't know. I guess I could.
Speaker 7 (25:20):
It's just really pretty.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I like it, but I don't.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
I don't want to walk around with that on my
shoulder because.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
People, exactly, they might rip your shoulder off to get
grab that bag exactly, and I don't want to deal
with them. But it's a pretty purse. I think people
have Louis Baton luggage. You're like the five piece or
or a Chanel or whatever. Total aholes, Total aholes. They're
(25:47):
showing everybody how much money did they have. They're probably
fake anyway, maybe, but that's even worse, I think. Or
pre owned yeah, pre owned, Yeah, here's a pre owned
bag for Christmas. Merry Christmas, Jen? Why why? Wait? What
gum wrappers in this one? Ah? Christ? Sorry, should have
gone through it before I gave it to you.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Dan, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 10 (26:11):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
But look who's dropped by the station Malibu. Dan, it's
so good to be here, man, KLSX. Thank you so
much for the invite. And it's always so good to
see you. You know that. I've always I always like
when you call me. It's always a lot of fun. Man.
Speaker 13 (26:31):
You know, I have to tell you I can't remember.
I always forget about the drive, right, you know what
I'm saying. So I literally could have bordered a plane
made it to Chicago by the time I got here.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
And where are you coming from Irvine? From Rancho Santa Margarita?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
And how two and a half hours?
Speaker 8 (26:46):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (26:46):
A solid two and a half all right, Okay, but
this is what's funny. I've gotten, you know, you know me,
I'm rainbows and butterflies kind of guy, but you know
I've gotten grumpy. As I drive and in front of me,
the guy, the guy in friend of me puts on
his emergency lights. Okay, that's the thing. I don't know why,
but I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 7 (27:05):
What could possibly be happening with the dude in front
of me? And it's this old, old lady.
Speaker 13 (27:10):
Right, I'm like, oh, darling, what happened? And then I
get off here and I almost hit a guy, and.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
No, no, it's an adventure.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
It's an adventure, buddy. You're You're not new to California,
are you.
Speaker 7 (27:22):
I've been here for a while.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
You know that there's traffic.
Speaker 13 (27:25):
Yeah, no, I you know what. I get that, Timmy.
But you know, as I get older, I don't want
to deal with the traffic anymore.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
But but look if I went to the beach, right, yeah,
and then I I'm walking back to the car and
I say to my wife, oh, these sand in my shoes. No,
it's not the same complaint.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
Not well, I guess.
Speaker 13 (27:45):
In theory, it's the same concept of the complaint, right,
but it's a different.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You're just you're just still on your You're coming down
from your traffic woes. You get that, right, buddy. That's
why I live a mile from the station wherever I work.
But You've always every time I get a job, I
move with in a mountcause I hate that. I don't
want to be that.
Speaker 13 (28:05):
I remember we used to work in Koreatown and you
lived that's right, you lived on on what the eighteenth floor,
eighteenth floor. But the best part about it was is
that you could literally deflate your entire condo, okay, and
put it in the back, in your back's.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
Right and take off.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I had had an inflatable couch, inflatable chair, and inflatable footstool.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
By the way, it was a worse visiting you during
the summertime because you stick to those.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
You stick to it. And I fell asleep because back
then I was smoking inside and I fell asleep and
the cigarette burned the chair and I ended up on
the ground and waking up on the ground with that,
with that vinyl couch stuck to me.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
And you remember, and I'll tell you what the worst
part about living close to work was.
Speaker 13 (28:46):
When you get in trouble, You remember the program director
came knocking at your door.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
We the I lived a half block away from kalis
X when I worked there, and I did something to
piss off Jack Silver, and he came over. The program
director came to my house and knocked on my door
because I wasn't answering my phone cause I knew he
was in trouble. And I'm st and I answered the
door in my underwear. Yeah, I'll never forget it. And
he's like, you mother, you piece, did you really last night?
(29:12):
Did do this? And and he yelled at me at
my apartment And then I got a call a half
hour later from Bob Moore, the general manager. He goes,
I gotta apologize. It's not CBS, it's not under the CBS.
What is it policy to come over and and knock
on your door and yell at you when you're in
(29:32):
your underpants?
Speaker 13 (29:33):
But you know what the best part about that was
is that it just adds to the story.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
That's right, that's right. That's why we do it. The
stories are great, right because the business was now now
you were you were involved with some kind of charity,
but it's not going to happen.
Speaker 7 (29:47):
Yeah, you know what. My partner, Brandy God bless her heart.
Speaker 13 (29:50):
She you know, such a sweet lady and she really
supports this event.
Speaker 7 (29:56):
And you know what, they canceled.
Speaker 13 (29:59):
It was an autism of in Garden Grove and it
was such a bummer because it was a beautiful event
and driving up here is when I got the call.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
So, you know, it's usually you know, it's usually the
parents of autistic kids that have this profound energy to
make that to make that life better for their kids
and other kids that follow. That is unmatched in this world.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
Oh listen, her son, Nolan is amazing.
Speaker 13 (30:30):
He's an amazing He is actually one of Liam's, my
son's best friends, and and they're just beautiful kids, right,
And he's highly intelligent, very.
Speaker 7 (30:40):
Active and just a just a breath of fresh air.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
So you have nothing in common with him.
Speaker 13 (30:47):
Hey, hey, there's not a Jewish star in this studio.
Speaker 7 (30:51):
What's up with that?
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:53):
I know, I'm just saying, is that a thing?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
What's going on? No, there's a Christmas tree?
Speaker 7 (30:58):
No, I see that. I see that and it's not real,
which is good. They won't let you do a real one.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I don't know. I don't know if they will. But
that's from Aldick Home. That's an advertiser.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
Oh is it oath? Good? You should go to them?
Is there a number to attached to that?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Right?
Speaker 12 (31:14):
No?
Speaker 13 (31:14):
But listen, you know, beautiful tree, A beautiful tree. Oh,
it's a beautiful tree. It's the first thing I noticed.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
You know what? Does it changes lights too? You want
to see it? Wait?
Speaker 7 (31:22):
Do I do?
Speaker 8 (31:23):
I do it?
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Do I really do? Whoa? Hey?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Man?
Speaker 13 (31:26):
If you know what I'm saying that looks great. Can
you blink a little? Yeah, they do blinks, you blink
like that. You know what, Tim, I got to tell
you something.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
The studios. No, no, no, wait, hold one sec. I enjoyed
every second at kalis X working with you. And then
I remember one day you said you got to get
out of here, You're going to look for another job.
And you took your resignation and you stuck it under
Jack Silver, the program director's door, and pushed it in
(31:56):
under his door. And I said, what was that? He goes,
and you said, I'm resigning. I'm leaving the station. I'm like, oh,
you shouldn't do that. You're making ninety thousand dollars a
year smoking pot and going to sticker stops at ARCO stations.
You're not going to find that deal anywhere else. No,
and I haven't till this day, by the way, all right,
I mean, you know, you know, if I had an
opportunity to be I'm fifty three now, okay, but remember
(32:20):
you went to a Spanish station.
Speaker 7 (32:22):
I did.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
And how long were you at that Spanish station?
Speaker 7 (32:24):
I was there for almost three years.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Okay, do you remember what you told me? You called
me up and I said, and I said, hey, how's
it going at the Spanish station? And you said, man,
it's great. The people are always great. The women here
are terrific. They're all very nice, beautiful people. I love
the guys too. It's great in sales. And then you said,
but and you said, Timmy, the problem is everything they
(32:49):
do is in Mexican.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
And I said, you mean Spanish and you're like, oh,
well yeah, maybe, I guess whatever. Whatever, you didn't speak Spanish.
I didn't speak a lick of Spanish, and you working
at a Spanish station.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
I didn't do very well there either.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Right, just so you speak Spanish.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Well, you know.
Speaker 13 (33:07):
It was I was looking for a job, okay, I
did resign, and I thought, you know, this is what happened.
Speaker 7 (33:12):
Okay. I just had Sarahbella, who, by the way, is
twenty two years old.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Wow, I can't believe.
Speaker 13 (33:17):
And we moved her to New York and she's and
and it's just amazing.
Speaker 7 (33:20):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (33:21):
And what happened was I had I felt like I
had to grow up. Okay, right, I did, come on,
you know that. I mean, I'm passing around, I'm driving
around this big van all right with my name Malabudan
on the side like I'm an a hole, right, okay, right,
I mean I needed to grow up at some point.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
That's right. It wasn't the way to go by the way.
That's right, buddy. I appreciate you coming in. We love
to take a break here. What are we doing? Steph wush,
we're taking a break or going right into it? Make
me go right into okay, so let us know when
it's up and then we'll hit it. We can do that, okay,
old tell us.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
This is KFI and kost HD two Los Angeles and Orange County.
Just getting that legal idea.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yes, okay, so we will when you come in, we
always go from Malbudan to President Trump.
Speaker 7 (34:04):
Well that's the right, that's right.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Work buddy. But you, I remember you had a you
worked for kalis X ninety seven point one. You're a
very popular character there and you somebody accused you of
smoking pot and a company van. I remember how pissed
you got.
Speaker 7 (34:20):
I was livid.
Speaker 13 (34:21):
Yeah, I got called into the end of the office
and Jack's like yeah. And by the way, I love
Jack and I miss him as I get older, Okay, right,
and Jack and Jack's like, look, hey, buddy, we need
to have a conversation. And I wasn't sure what he
was talking about, right, and he told me, By the way,
I've had this conversation a lot with Jack. It's not
like the first one, okay, right, but.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
It's some much accused you of driving around the kalis
X van and smoking pot in it.
Speaker 13 (34:44):
Yes, wow, yes, but do you remember when me and
Jason in Silaco were doing the stringer thing?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Okay, but let's go back to the story for ch okay. Okay.
So you go to Jack's office and Jack's like, you
you a hole. Somebody saw you smoking pot in company van,
and you said, Jack, I'm a professional. I would never
do that. He's lying. These people are all after me
because they know I make a lot of money doing
sticker stops and smoking weed. But I would never ever
(35:10):
ever smoke pot and drive the CBS company van. At
the same time, Jack, You've got to believe me, I'd
never did that, And he said, Malibu, I'm looking at
your eyes. I believe you. I think they were lying,
but just in the future, be aware that those people
might be out there staring at you. And you walked
out of the office, and I said, buddy, I can't
(35:33):
believe they're after you like that, you know, lying about you.
Are you smoking the van? And you said, oh, I
was definitely smoking and driving.
Speaker 7 (35:40):
Oh yeah, for sure. Oh listen. And you know what's
funny too, man, You were smoking this.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
You were smoking pot while driving the CBS van.
Speaker 7 (35:48):
I wasn't thinking. But I'll tell you the worst.
Speaker 13 (35:51):
I actually I pulled over by a police officer because
I don't know if you remember, but we were doing
a big off road show, right and okay, and I
was driving the van and oh, he's sorry, he's sorry.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
We gotta take a break. President Trump coming up here
to address the nation live on KFI AM six forty
Conway Show, on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now you
can always hear us live on KFI AM six forty
four to seven pm Monday through Friday, and anytime on
demand on the iHeartRadio app
It's CAMF I Am six forty and you're listening to
the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Powerball
Jackpop tonight. One billion, two hundred and fifty million dollars
that could be yours. It's very simple. You don't have
to run a marathon. You have to lift, you know,
(00:21):
bench to fifty. You don't have to go to betterly
or eat ripe. You're steady for nothing. Nothing. You go
in there, give him six numbers and bang, you get
the money. Now, you got to get those numbers right.
That's difficult to do, but that's all you gotta do.
Then one billion, two hundred and fifty million is all yours.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I thought you recognize at seven eleven because it's pretty famous. Look,
it's this big check here that was sold on his
ticket here that was sold back on May thirty first
two hundred and seven million dollars winning Powerball jackpot tickets.
So this place has some history and players here buying
these tickets and hoping for their lucky break. We've seen
long lines of folks, some of.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Them you know, coming in dishoveled, some of them homeless,
some of them you know, broke, some of them, some
of them, you know, coming in and out of here getting.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Their tickets, undesirable, straight up losers, delusional, some of them delusional.
Some of them. Are you which one of all the
ones I just mentioned a little bit of all?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Some of them like Bellio, some.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Of them, you know, coming in and out of here
getting their tickets, going to work and hoping, hoping for
the best, because of course, the hotties season is just
upon us and.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
They want to dream big.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
The eleventh largest lottery jackpot in American history, one point
two five billion dollars will get now quickly.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
You can get the money if you win tonight. Can
you rush it and get it tomorrow? Or is there
an investigation that goes home? I probably thinks so. I mean,
I don't know how long.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I mean, I'm sure they got to verify the ticket,
but I would imagine this a pretty quick process.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, I mean, they check the video, they you know,
they check your ticket, and then I think you're off
to the races, you know, literally, no kidding.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Be at State tonight, after forty three consecutive drawings without
a ticket sold with all six numbers, it's the second
largest parable prizes all.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Right, forty three without a winner. That's my grandparents' address
in Sugar and Falls, Ohio, outside of Cleveland. This could
be mine.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
If you get the lump sum, so this wouldn't be
you Krozier. Payment would be about six to eight weeks
after claiming your prize. Well, we wonder when very state
by state.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
So I wonder when the first payment is if you
take the full amount and don't do the cash payot,
Like when do you get your first check?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
And then what do you do with the check? Like,
let's say you'd write, let's say you take the lump sum,
walk into the bank.
Speaker 7 (02:57):
Yeah, hey, I got this thing yet?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Can I deposit this? It's gonna be a lot more coming. Wait,
you guys only insured a two hundred and fifty gram.
I'm gonna need to open a couple of counts bigger.
Can I just buy the bank? That's right? Yeah, you
could buy some of these lower, smaller banks.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
It's you go.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Ahead, No, it just is.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
So you have to choose between two payment options within
a state specific timeframe, often sixty days after claim approval.
For any annuity, you receive one, you receive one immediate payment.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I got to watch my enunciation.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
I guess, followed by twenty nine third grade annual payments
that increase by five percent each year, totaling the full
advertised jackpot amount over thirty years.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Is that cool fush? That's better? Hearten Burger? Wont yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
They give you the payment or sooner if you send
them a NUDI.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Depends on who.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
All.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Let's continue here. Jackpot one point two five billion.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
And only the second time in powerball history that the
game has generated back to back billion dollar jackpots.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
If someone wins it tonight, they.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Can choose between an advertised prize of about one point
twenty five billion dollars or alumsum payment estimated at five
seven to two point one million.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Dollars before taxes.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
If the winner Pixie Annuity option, they will get one
immediate payment, followed by twenty nine annual payments that go up.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That's the way to go on easy Street for twenty
nine years.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
By five percent every year.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Unfortunately, the Multi State Lottery Association, which conducts the game,
says that the odds of matching all.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Five numbers on the powerball number.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Is one two point two million. If you overcame these
emen's odds experts have just two quick warnings for you
sign the back of the ticket to make sure only
you can claim it and keep it a secret for
as long as possible. You won't be able to do
that forever, of course, but it can help avoid conversations
(05:13):
with friends, Satan's family, and people you hardly know who
may be look into get at.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It was a glitch there? Did he say? Satan? Whin it?
Glitch there?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
But it can help avoid conversations with friends, family, and
people you hardly know who may be looking to get
a cut of the pot there. Instead, experts suggests you
build a team of people you could tell, like a
financial advisor, a tax advisor, and a lawyer. Back out
your life a lawyer parabault tickets now two dollars of course,
draw entry closers at seven.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Pm in a drawing tonight at seven fifty nine pm.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
When does Trump speak? Six?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Yeah, going on to get some tickets. I already did
that today, did you? I still got and grabbed a
bunch of the gas station over here.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I'm in four lottery pools and buy The problem is
I use the same ticket in all four pools. Oh
that's the problem. Yeah, hit man, You're gonna hit all
four no, no, If if I no, no, I buy
one ten dollars ticket and I'm in a pool with
five guys, another pool of eight guys, another pools with
that same one with the same one ticket. Because they
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don't know that. They don't know, so they think I
bought it, you know, a brand. Now the problem is
if I hit, I'm not splitting with five guys, I'm
splitting with thirty eight guys, and they're going to be pizzed.
Speaker 9 (06:28):
Well, I wonder what our prizes here if we if
we win the office pool.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Oh, that's a great question. All right, there's eighty four
of us in that office.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Still, I was gonna say, I think it's dropping a
little bit public. Couple of people got thrown out, all right,
So it's what is it? One point twenty five billion?
Carry the one, all right, divided by eighty four, so
it's fourteen No, that can't be right. Let me do
it again. All right, let's do it at an angle here,
(06:57):
all right. One billion, two hundred and fifty million, one
hundred and divided by eighty four equals fourteen million each.
That can't be right. One hundred and forty million. Well,
for now, that's ten that can't be right. Well, after
the taxes, what is it? It's a lot? How about that?
(07:19):
Just round it up to one hundred Yeah, if you
divide eighty four ways, it's fourteen million, eight hundred and
eighty thousand dollars each. Hardly worth it. Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
He was talking about how it is the only the
it's the first time that there have been back to
back billion dollar payoffs. The last time someone won, to
his point, the power Ball, it was at one point
seven eighty seven billion. That was September sixth of this year. Yeah,
so it took you know, do the math, three months,
four months to get up to a billion and a quarter.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
That's wild. So get your tickets. And if you do
buy a ticket and you do win, and you heard
it here on the station, Uncle t Bones deserves a
sniff of that cash. I don't know what it is.
I don't know if it's fifty bucks, if it's one
hundred million, whatever it is. But if I reminded you
(08:12):
to get a ticket and you won because you reminded
from the show, I think you owe it. You got to.
You gotta give me a taste, throw a little.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Yeah, And since I put the story in your phone.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
You're getting a taste, Here we go. I think it's
only fair, right.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Right, right right? Yeahs aft bell By the way, this
is Bellio's plan A and B, this blottery possibly retirement. Possibly.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Let me ask you a question. If you actually won
this thing, would that deter you from going to the
track or is it the chase that you love and
you'd still go.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I'd probably still go. I'd probably still go and still
lose and still get pissed.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Could you buy the track at that point?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
No, I don't think so. Not for a billion a horse. Oh,
I'd get a ton of horses. Yeah, spirit riding myself
in the race, jockey, Yeah, of course, to look up
and go what's going on with I love that? Yeah.
I would buy every horse in the race and still
lose somehow Yeah. Oh they all ran into a gate. Ah, right,
(09:19):
I could ever win?
Speaker 7 (09:20):
Not the help?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
All right. We're live on KFI. The President speaks at
six pm. We'll carry that live. I'll be sliding out
to get myself some lottery tickets.
Speaker 10 (09:30):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
My daughter's all under the weather. So I got up
this morning like a good father and went to get
her prescription at CVS. And I got there around nine
or so nine am, not super early, but you know
early for me. And I'm I drive up to the
CVS and the the gates closed, all like some what's
(09:57):
going on? So I call and the CVS far Parmacy
doesn't open at all ten am ten am. Imagine if
you're you know, you're busted out, you need pain meds,
or you're flipping out, you need your you know, your pills,
you gotta wait till ten am. So I had about
a half hour forty five minutes to kill. So I
went to McDonald's. I got an egg McMuffin for the
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first time then, probably thirty five years. Yeah, yeah, I
don't know how old a egg McMuffin is. Bye, I
don't think I've had one in thirty five years. Running
the risk of swearing on the station, it was so
effing great. I know it's got oh myny nineteen seventy one,
(10:42):
seventy one, all right, so twenty nine and twenty five
is fifty four fifty four years old. Yeah, they basically
reinvented I mean they started the breakfast sandwich. Oh, but
it's so good. I was, I was. I took a
bite and it was hot. The bun was hot, the
muffin was hot, the sausage was I told them to
leave the cheese and the egg off, and they thought
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that was odd. But and it's only two dollars and
forty cents.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Now, it took four years for it to actually hit
the national menu for all the McDonald so it actually
hit was that for all the McDonald's in seventy five?
But it was invented in seventy one.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Man, is that a good sandwich? And I snuck in
there right before they shut breakfast down. Maybe they do
breakfast all day there? I guess. No, they used to,
but then they stopped. Oh they stopped. Didn't do it anymore, No,
not anymore. Oh I got lucky then day. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
But yeah, and that's still relatively cheap in today's Oh yes,
that's not bad.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
No, it's great. But everybody's tried to copy them. You know,
Starbucks has one the tea leaf. Everyone has that that,
you know, egg McMuffin, but they called something different. But man,
is that a good sandwich? Oh God almighty and then
I drove back and waited in this CVS drive through,
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and the lady probably thought I was nuts because I'm waiting.
She doesn't know what medication I'm getting. She just knows
my daughter. And I'm waiting there for the gate to open,
for them to open. I got there, you know, ten
to ten, and the gate was still closed. And as
the gate opens, I'm eating an egg McMuffin and vaping.
Don't you think you know? She probably like, why are
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you here going for it? Yeah? Why don't you just
sit at home and rot? What are you trying to
do here? How much long are you trying to live?
I mean, look at you're a mess. What's going on
with you? And the fact that you're waiting outside like
someone waiting for the liquor store to open. Yeah, I'm
waiting for my pills.
Speaker 10 (12:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
She probably thought, Okay, this guy, you know, this addict
is you know, Jones, and for some pills. And then
when she gave them, she's like, wow, you're addicted to
bronchial medication. Not really, just give me the pills. But
then I said I said thank you to her. I said,
I said, hey, thank you for opening up exactly a
ten and doing this so quickly because the prescription came
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in late last night and she didn't have a response
to them. So I thought, oh, she didn't hear me.
So I said, hey, thank you, thank you very much
for opening up early and doing that so quickly. And
she didn't say anything. And I said, can you hear me?
And she said yep. I said, okay, she's pissed at me.
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My pharmacist has pissed at me. So it was just
like yeah, because I'm eating an egg McMuffin and you know,
and I'm in my car by slippers on. I had
slippers on, egg mcmuffins, sweats, and a vape, a vapa.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
It's like the international sign of being pissed off at
you silence exactly.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
So okay, So I leave there and I go to
Starbucks and there's a woman who was at the counter
and she was either volunteered or elected to go to
Starbucks and give everybody and get everybody a Starbucks. And
she had eight big ventes. Is that the biggest size
the vente? Yeah, she had eight big ones. Wow. And
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so she was trying to put one tray on top
of the other train and everybody knows how that ends.
The baristas are making eight more drinks after that. So
I said, hey, let me help you take those of
the car, and she goes, oh, you're so sweet, thank
you very much. So I'm walking out with her. I'm
following her, and she said the car getting them to
my office is going to be the next challenge. I said, yeah,
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and then finding a car wash that's open this early
is going to be your next challenge because these are
going to spill. And so as I'm walking to her
car on her, I see your license plate is from Wisconsin.
And I go, oh, a Wisconsin, a person from Wisconsin.
You know what I owe you? This the salt of
the earth. People are from Wisconsin. And you know what
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she says? She says, it's a rental. She goes, He goes,
it's a rental. I'm totally la. And I'm like, what
does that mean? What does that mean? I'm I'm it's
a rental. I'm totally la. I don't know what that means.
I don't know if that's good or bad. It's a
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self insult, it's self depreciating.
Speaker 10 (14:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
Well, I mean, I think the eight vents is I
gave it away. I don't know, especially from there, i't
think she would have been getting that many.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
You know, when I went to school in Toledo, Ohio,
south of Toledo, in Bowling Green, Ohio. He was nineteen
eighty one and the first day of college, they got
all forty two guys in our dorm and we all
sat in the recreation room like in a big circle,
and you're introduced your name and where you're from. And
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so Bill, he's from Toledo, Bill, how you doing? Nice
to sea?
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Jerry?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Jerry's from Columbus. How you doing Jerry? Andaceia Steve ste
He's from Cleveland. T Tim is from California. And everybody
in the room looks at me. Everybody in the room
looks at me. And when that session was over, about
fifteen guys came up and go, hey, are you really
from California? What are you doing here? And what is
it like? Are there trees out there or all the
chicks really hot out there? Can you go to the
beach in the winter? I mean, cause these are all
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country kids. These are kids who've never been to la
These are kids who have you know, their parents don't
have the money to you know, take vacations to Los
Angeles in the summer, and so they had a million
questions what California was all about. And it was really
great to be from a state where everybody it was
the envy of the world. Now you say you're from California,
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you would never even say you were from California. You'd
make something up, tim where are you from, Uh, Texas? Okay, well,
welcome to a bowling Green. You would never admit you're
from California because people think you're an a hole. And
that's happened in forty short years, you know, forty five
short years. Where now you're from California, you don't say it.
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When we rent a car up in Portland, where my
wife's from, and we rent a car that is a
California plate, they sometimes offer bumper stickers that say this
is a rental because people hate Californians up in Portland.
And I see it all the time, guys driving with
a California plate up in Portland or Seattle, and then
on the bumper sticker says this is a rental because
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they don't want people to think a holes. And that's
happened in forty years. It's on a one to eighty
and forty years and guess what, we've got to turn
that around. I don't know how, but we've got to
turn around. We've got to become the envy of the
country again. I don't know how to do that. I'm
going to leave that up to next generation, like Steph
Fuje and your kids and their kids, because I'm too
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old for that. But you got to bet Steph Foosh,
you and your kids and your grandkids have to turn
that around. We promise you'll do that, all right, I'll
do my very best. Thank you.
Speaker 10 (17:32):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on de Mayo from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
It is the holiday season and there are going to
be a lot of people buying gifts between now and
next Thursday. And you may want to buy your loved
one a beautiful handbag like a Hermes or Ralph Loren
or Sasoon or Dittos. I don't know if the brands
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are still a room, but a lot of more fake
and they have to use AI to really detect the
fakeness in your bag, and they do that. It's an
interesting app that will tell you whether you your bag
that you just purchased, is real or fake?
Speaker 11 (18:19):
Tis the season to spoil those you love, and for
some that means splurging on a luxury handbag.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
So wouldn't that be great?
Speaker 8 (18:26):
Right?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Luxury handbag for your wye, for your your your fiance,
maybe your girlfriend and your wife. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (18:34):
So we have every LV bag you could ever imagine
a lot of a lot of Louis Vuitton.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
It's our most.
Speaker 11 (18:39):
Popular foreign objects in West LA sells pre owned luxury items,
mostly handbags. Wait a minute, pre owned luxury items, mostly handbags.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Wait, you're going to lay a pre owned bag on
your wife for Christmas? Good luck? I don't have that.
I don't have the skills to do that. Maybe you do,
I don't. I don't know. I don't have that my house.
Or I can go out to a second hand store. Hey,
I picked this up a good will. Merry Christmas. Nothing
says Merry Christmas like a used bag.
Speaker 11 (19:12):
Pre owned luxury items, mostly handbags, for fifty to seventy
percent off the price of retail.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Oh, now we're talking seventy five percent off. I'm back.
I'm back.
Speaker 11 (19:23):
But it's still a pretty penny to buy pre owned.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
What would this.
Speaker 8 (19:27):
Resell for this one, even in this worn condition, would
probably still be like seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 11 (19:32):
With that much money at stake, it's little surprised that
the counterfeit market is booming. A recent study by the
Organization for Economic and Cooperation Development found that global illicit
trade reached an estimated value of four hundred and sixty
seven billion dollars in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Four hundred and sixty or four hundred seventy six whatever
she said, Why don't she say? How much money are there?
Speaker 11 (19:54):
Estimated value of four hundred and sixty seven.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Okay, four hundred and sixty seven billion dollars in fake goods? Wow, unbelievable.
Huh nearly a half a trillion dollars in fake crap
buzzing around the world.
Speaker 8 (20:07):
It's a big problem right now. Designers is expensive. A
lot of these designer brands are raising their prices.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
So this guy who's a bag specialist, he probably when
he was young would hang out with mom and play
with moms purses a lot, and dad thought that was odd.
And then he grows up and is very successful and
probably more successful than any of his friends or his
family members. And they didn't see that coming. They just
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thought it was an odd kid playing with purses, and
now he's a specialist.
Speaker 8 (20:37):
The demand for fakes.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
So leave those kids alone when they're playing with those bags.
Early be able to grow up. And you know, have
this beautiful store and they and they own it make
a ton of money.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
The demand for fakes is higher than it ever was.
Speaker 11 (20:49):
I would say, how good are some of these fakes.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
To the naked eye? It would be hard to tell
to anyone on train. They would think it's a real thing.
Wos really all about the details. I'm just going to
start capturing photos.
Speaker 11 (20:59):
Which is Foreign Object's founder, Will Ditcha, uses artificial intelligence
to authenticate the bags he buys and then resells.
Speaker 8 (21:07):
This is a beautiful arimez Kelly box calf leather Classic
Arimes bag and the name.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Of his place is Foreign Objects. Foreign Objects is the
name of his joint. I don't worry is Beverly Hills
or West Side.
Speaker 11 (21:20):
Will showed us how the system works.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
The devil is in the details, they say, So you
have to look at every single microscopic detail.
Speaker 11 (21:27):
Using technology made by New York based company Entropy, Will
takes a series of photos of the handbag and uploads
it to an app.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
I take photos of basically every square inch of this.
Speaker 11 (21:39):
From the stitching to the hardware, the branding, and the leather,
including highly magnified photos.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
It's looking for any little detail that might be off.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah, But if there's a tiny little detail that he
can't even see with the naked eye, then why wouldn't
you want the fake bag? I know, I get it.
It's not ethical. I get that. But they are over
charging for this crap too, you know, charging you forty
eight hundred dollars or ten thousand dollars for a bag.
So I go back and forth. But I think in
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this area, you know, if you got a fake bag
on you and nobody else knows, I think you're okay.
Speaker 8 (22:16):
Because a lot of these a lot of these fake
bags these days, and you'll see one in a second.
They're so accurately done that it might be that most
of it looks really good, and.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Authority take that. It's a touchdown, all right, the bag.
This guy can't figure it out, and he's been in
bags his whole life.
Speaker 8 (22:33):
Touchdown, But then there's one little detail that's off.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah, but nobody can see that. You're not going to
you know, your seat mate on an airplane's not going
to be examining that bag the whole trip to New York.
Speaker 11 (22:43):
The photos then go to a cloud within the.
Speaker 12 (22:45):
App, and on the cloud we have our algorithms that
have been trained on millions of different data points associated
with that particular brand, that particular style, and then they
instantaneously get a response, Yes, this is authentic, which means
we have certified that product and we act that product
with money.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Okay, but so what and then that's another you know,
three thousand dollars that it's certified.
Speaker 11 (23:08):
Giving the seller and the buyer assurance that the item
isn't counterfeit.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Who cares, though, I mean, if no one can tell,
what is the matter? I mean, oh, look, the ethical
part of it. I get I understand that. I get it.
I get it, I get it. But they're charging way
too much for this crap. So there's that argument as well.
Speaker 11 (23:24):
Entropy CEO says when they do find a fake, they.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Test it over seventy percent of them.
Speaker 12 (23:29):
Add lead or arsenic.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Okay, that's probably a scared tactic.
Speaker 12 (23:32):
Add lead or arsenic.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
So what little lead, little arsenic in your life? We
all breathe lead and arsenic and roll around it in
every day.
Speaker 12 (23:40):
So if you're a mother and if you have a
fake bag which has lead on it, your child is
potentially touching that and putting the hands in them out.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Okay, well, then don't let your kids hold your fake bag.
How about that?
Speaker 11 (23:52):
Meaning fakes are not just an economic issue, they're a
health hazard.
Speaker 12 (23:56):
People think that it's a victims time. What's the big deal?
Why do I want to by the little thing? It's
too expensive, it's not that valuable.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
They're the victim.
Speaker 11 (24:06):
Entropy says, it has a ninety eight point piece.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
They're the victim. This guy's trying to hold on. AI's
wiping his project products out.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
They're the victim.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
That's a victim. He's being wiped out by all these
phony bags around the world. He's just barely holding his
head above water. Boy. But but Angel, you have expensive bags.
You seem like you probably have a boatload. Yeah, a boatload.
In fact, I'm looking for a new doc to.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
Fit my uh my boatload of bags in because it's
just so big.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
And full of the most expensive purse. Be honest, I'll
be honest. It was a gift. I would not myself.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Okay, well, I kind of am, but it was.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Five grand under fire under under five way under like
thirty dollars. That bags. I don't even I've never even
used it. It never leaves the house. Really, what you
can have it? What brand is it? It's a Chanel?
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Why what do you sell?
Speaker 12 (25:16):
Then?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Well, I don't know. I guess I could.
Speaker 7 (25:20):
It's just really pretty.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I like it, but I don't.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
I don't want to walk around with that on my
shoulder because.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
People, exactly, they might rip your shoulder off to get
grab that bag exactly, and I don't want to deal
with them. But it's a pretty purse. I think people
have Louis Baton luggage. You're like the five piece or
or a Chanel or whatever. Total aholes, Total aholes. They're
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showing everybody how much money did they have. They're probably
fake anyway, maybe, but that's even worse, I think. Or
pre owned yeah, pre owned, Yeah, here's a pre owned
bag for Christmas. Merry Christmas, Jen? Why why? Wait? What
gum wrappers in this one? Ah? Christ? Sorry, should have
gone through it before I gave it to you.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Dan, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 10 (26:11):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
But look who's dropped by the station Malibu. Dan, it's
so good to be here, man, KLSX. Thank you so
much for the invite. And it's always so good to
see you. You know that. I've always I always like
when you call me. It's always a lot of fun. Man.
Speaker 13 (26:31):
You know, I have to tell you I can't remember.
I always forget about the drive, right, you know what
I'm saying. So I literally could have bordered a plane
made it to Chicago by the time I got here.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
And where are you coming from Irvine? From Rancho Santa Margarita?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
And how two and a half hours?
Speaker 8 (26:46):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (26:46):
A solid two and a half all right, Okay, but
this is what's funny. I've gotten, you know, you know me,
I'm rainbows and butterflies kind of guy, but you know
I've gotten grumpy. As I drive and in front of me,
the guy, the guy in friend of me puts on
his emergency lights. Okay, that's the thing. I don't know why,
but I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 7 (27:05):
What could possibly be happening with the dude in front
of me? And it's this old, old lady.
Speaker 13 (27:10):
Right, I'm like, oh, darling, what happened? And then I
get off here and I almost hit a guy, and.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
No, no, it's an adventure.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
It's an adventure, buddy. You're You're not new to California,
are you.
Speaker 7 (27:22):
I've been here for a while.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
You know that there's traffic.
Speaker 13 (27:25):
Yeah, no, I you know what. I get that, Timmy.
But you know, as I get older, I don't want
to deal with the traffic anymore.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
But but look if I went to the beach, right, yeah,
and then I I'm walking back to the car and
I say to my wife, oh, these sand in my shoes. No,
it's not the same complaint.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
Not well, I guess.
Speaker 13 (27:45):
In theory, it's the same concept of the complaint, right,
but it's a different.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You're just you're just still on your You're coming down
from your traffic woes. You get that, right, buddy. That's
why I live a mile from the station wherever I work.
But You've always every time I get a job, I
move with in a mountcause I hate that. I don't
want to be that.
Speaker 13 (28:05):
I remember we used to work in Koreatown and you
lived that's right, you lived on on what the eighteenth floor,
eighteenth floor. But the best part about it was is
that you could literally deflate your entire condo, okay, and
put it in the back, in your back's.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
Right and take off.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I had had an inflatable couch, inflatable chair, and inflatable footstool.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
By the way, it was a worse visiting you during
the summertime because you stick to those.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
You stick to it. And I fell asleep because back
then I was smoking inside and I fell asleep and
the cigarette burned the chair and I ended up on
the ground and waking up on the ground with that,
with that vinyl couch stuck to me.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
And you remember, and I'll tell you what the worst
part about living close to work was.
Speaker 13 (28:46):
When you get in trouble, You remember the program director
came knocking at your door.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
We the I lived a half block away from kalis
X when I worked there, and I did something to
piss off Jack Silver, and he came over. The program
director came to my house and knocked on my door
because I wasn't answering my phone cause I knew he
was in trouble. And I'm st and I answered the
door in my underwear. Yeah, I'll never forget it. And
he's like, you mother, you piece, did you really last night?
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Did do this? And and he yelled at me at
my apartment And then I got a call a half
hour later from Bob Moore, the general manager. He goes,
I gotta apologize. It's not CBS, it's not under the CBS.
What is it policy to come over and and knock
on your door and yell at you when you're in
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your underpants?
Speaker 13 (29:33):
But you know what the best part about that was
is that it just adds to the story.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
That's right, that's right. That's why we do it. The
stories are great, right because the business was now now
you were you were involved with some kind of charity,
but it's not going to happen.
Speaker 7 (29:47):
Yeah, you know what. My partner, Brandy God bless her heart.
Speaker 13 (29:50):
She you know, such a sweet lady and she really
supports this event.
Speaker 7 (29:56):
And you know what, they canceled.
Speaker 13 (29:59):
It was an autism of in Garden Grove and it
was such a bummer because it was a beautiful event
and driving up here is when I got the call.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
So, you know, it's usually you know, it's usually the
parents of autistic kids that have this profound energy to
make that to make that life better for their kids
and other kids that follow. That is unmatched in this world.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
Oh listen, her son, Nolan is amazing.
Speaker 13 (30:30):
He's an amazing He is actually one of Liam's, my
son's best friends, and and they're just beautiful kids, right,
And he's highly intelligent, very.
Speaker 7 (30:40):
Active and just a just a breath of fresh air.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
So you have nothing in common with him.
Speaker 13 (30:47):
Hey, hey, there's not a Jewish star in this studio.
Speaker 7 (30:51):
What's up with that?
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:53):
I know, I'm just saying, is that a thing?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
What's going on? No, there's a Christmas tree?
Speaker 7 (30:58):
No, I see that. I see that and it's not real,
which is good. They won't let you do a real one.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I don't know. I don't know if they will. But
that's from Aldick Home. That's an advertiser.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
Oh is it oath? Good? You should go to them?
Is there a number to attached to that?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Right?
Speaker 12 (31:14):
No?
Speaker 13 (31:14):
But listen, you know, beautiful tree, A beautiful tree. Oh,
it's a beautiful tree. It's the first thing I noticed.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
You know what? Does it changes lights too? You want
to see it? Wait?
Speaker 7 (31:22):
Do I do?
Speaker 8 (31:23):
I do it?
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Do I really do? Whoa? Hey?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Man?
Speaker 13 (31:26):
If you know what I'm saying that looks great. Can
you blink a little? Yeah, they do blinks, you blink
like that. You know what, Tim, I got to tell
you something.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
The studios. No, no, no, wait, hold one sec. I enjoyed
every second at kalis X working with you. And then
I remember one day you said you got to get
out of here, You're going to look for another job.
And you took your resignation and you stuck it under
Jack Silver, the program director's door, and pushed it in
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under his door. And I said, what was that? He goes,
and you said, I'm resigning. I'm leaving the station. I'm like, oh,
you shouldn't do that. You're making ninety thousand dollars a
year smoking pot and going to sticker stops at ARCO stations.
You're not going to find that deal anywhere else. No,
and I haven't till this day, by the way, all right,
I mean, you know, you know, if I had an
opportunity to be I'm fifty three now, okay, but remember
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you went to a Spanish station.
Speaker 7 (32:22):
I did.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
And how long were you at that Spanish station?
Speaker 7 (32:24):
I was there for almost three years.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Okay, do you remember what you told me? You called
me up and I said, and I said, hey, how's
it going at the Spanish station? And you said, man,
it's great. The people are always great. The women here
are terrific. They're all very nice, beautiful people. I love
the guys too. It's great in sales. And then you said,
but and you said, Timmy, the problem is everything they
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do is in Mexican.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
And I said, you mean Spanish and you're like, oh,
well yeah, maybe, I guess whatever. Whatever, you didn't speak Spanish.
I didn't speak a lick of Spanish, and you working
at a Spanish station.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
I didn't do very well there either.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Right, just so you speak Spanish.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Well, you know.
Speaker 13 (33:07):
It was I was looking for a job, okay, I
did resign, and I thought, you know, this is what happened.
Speaker 7 (33:12):
Okay. I just had Sarahbella, who, by the way, is
twenty two years old.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Wow, I can't believe.
Speaker 13 (33:17):
And we moved her to New York and she's and
and it's just amazing.
Speaker 7 (33:20):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (33:21):
And what happened was I had I felt like I
had to grow up. Okay, right, I did, come on,
you know that. I mean, I'm passing around, I'm driving
around this big van all right with my name Malabudan
on the side like I'm an a hole, right, okay, right,
I mean I needed to grow up at some point.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
That's right. It wasn't the way to go by the way.
That's right, buddy. I appreciate you coming in. We love
to take a break here. What are we doing? Steph wush,
we're taking a break or going right into it? Make
me go right into okay, so let us know when
it's up and then we'll hit it. We can do that, okay,
old tell us.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
This is KFI and kost HD two Los Angeles and Orange County.
Just getting that legal idea.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yes, okay, so we will when you come in, we
always go from Malbudan to President Trump.
Speaker 7 (34:04):
Well that's the right, that's right.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Work buddy. But you, I remember you had a you
worked for kalis X ninety seven point one. You're a
very popular character there and you somebody accused you of
smoking pot and a company van. I remember how pissed
you got.
Speaker 7 (34:20):
I was livid.
Speaker 13 (34:21):
Yeah, I got called into the end of the office
and Jack's like yeah. And by the way, I love
Jack and I miss him as I get older, Okay, right,
and Jack and Jack's like, look, hey, buddy, we need
to have a conversation. And I wasn't sure what he
was talking about, right, and he told me, By the way,
I've had this conversation a lot with Jack. It's not
like the first one, okay, right, but.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
It's some much accused you of driving around the kalis
X van and smoking pot in it.
Speaker 13 (34:44):
Yes, wow, yes, but do you remember when me and
Jason in Silaco were doing the stringer thing?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Okay, but let's go back to the story for ch okay. Okay.
So you go to Jack's office and Jack's like, you
you a hole. Somebody saw you smoking pot in company van,
and you said, Jack, I'm a professional. I would never
do that. He's lying. These people are all after me
because they know I make a lot of money doing
sticker stops and smoking weed. But I would never ever
(35:10):
ever smoke pot and drive the CBS company van. At
the same time, Jack, You've got to believe me, I'd
never did that, And he said, Malibu, I'm looking at
your eyes. I believe you. I think they were lying,
but just in the future, be aware that those people
might be out there staring at you. And you walked
out of the office, and I said, buddy, I can't
(35:33):
believe they're after you like that, you know, lying about you.
Are you smoking the van? And you said, oh, I
was definitely smoking and driving.
Speaker 7 (35:40):
Oh yeah, for sure. Oh listen. And you know what's
funny too, man, You were smoking this.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
You were smoking pot while driving the CBS van.
Speaker 7 (35:48):
I wasn't thinking. But I'll tell you the worst.
Speaker 13 (35:51):
I actually I pulled over by a police officer because
I don't know if you remember, but we were doing
a big off road show, right and okay, and I
was driving the van and oh, he's sorry, he's sorry.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
We gotta take a break. President Trump coming up here
to address the nation live on KFI AM six forty
Conway Show, on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now you
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