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May 30, 2025 33 mins
Hour 3 of The Tim Conway Jr. Show kicks off with an update on the fast-growing trip headcount, already topping 180 excited adventurers! Then Tim takes listeners to Crozier’s neighborhood for a bear alert and shares his own tips for bear encounters. In other headlines, a shocking airport attack in South Florida, a 103-year-old bowling champ’s busy life, and Tim’s musings about the potential of sneaking weed onto cruises. Finally, Tim laments his snub from the West Hollywood Pride Parade.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KFI AM six forty and you're listening to the
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. All right,
here's the number. One hundred and eighty eight people so
far have either called or signed up for the cruise,
at least out of Seattle.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I'll be with you.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
We'll cruise, you know, we'll drink, we'll smoke, and I
don't know they've asked us not to fight, but maybe
we'll ignore them and and it'll just be a great trip.
One hundred and eighty eight people, So let me see
one eighty eight used be good at this. Divide by
two is ninety four, I think, so ninety four cabins

(00:43):
already spoken for at least interested people interested, So they're
gonna be working untill seven thirty to night, another hour
and a half, and then all day tomorrow as well.
So if you want to call up and get on
that cruise, I'll see you on the on the ship
eight hundred triple seven sixty five forty, eight hundred triple
seven sixty five forty we'll see on the crew. All right,

(01:04):
let's get into our Krozier's backyard. Don't know if you
saw this, if you're aware of this, probably on the
maybe on the other side of the freeway.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
A big, big ass black bear in your neighborhood. Did
you see that?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
See some stills of that huge huge could have killed somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Multiple black bears called this place home, and you typically
see them foraging for food.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Now, a couple of people.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Saw, do you have a lock on your trash can
so they can't open them?

Speaker 6 (01:31):
No, but we have it inside our gate, which they
could probably climb, and I don't trust them not to
break a lock anyways.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, they're pretty strong, those bears.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
Yeah, yeah, the locks are made for honest bears.

Speaker 7 (01:40):
That's right, bear in particular.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Everyone told me they kept their distance, and then they
took out their phones and started recording.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
That's the bear eating the teenager. Why would they keep
that in there instead bear eating two kids?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Got it?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Doesn't that sound like somebody like a loud ass roommate
used to have in college, got up before you and
had cereal like Captain crunch, Like, oh, it's seven o'clock,
what's going on with you?

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Ulysses Hernandez, his son Isaac, and girlfriend Stephanie Munoz hike
the Claremont wilderness loop two to three times per week.

Speaker 8 (02:28):
Never before have you.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Done that the wilderness? What's that loop? Like a couple
of miles?

Speaker 6 (02:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's There are a number of walking
trails around there in Claremont a little bit further as
you get up into ball.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Well, that's kind of cool. Did you bring bear spray
with your Tata Hills? Some people do?

Speaker 9 (02:43):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, I haven't. You just flex you you just go
walk in a tank top.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
Just get big man, Yeah, just give give him a
look and tell them what's up?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
What's you're saying? Suns out, guns out right? Oh? Man?

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Never before had they encountered any of the wildlife that
isn't Tuesday night around five o'clock.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Oh, here we go, Here we go with this big
ass black bear.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Isaac was the first one to lay eyes on this
beautiful creature, a black bear, seemingly unbothered by the crowd
of people up ahead.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, man, there goes Isaac. Bad vibes cherry, but cool
at the same time.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
What was cool about it?

Speaker 8 (03:21):
Because I've never seen a bear like live action?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Man, aren't these kids afraid of a bear like that?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
If that bear turned on these people, they could never
ever run away. They cannot outrun a black bear, not
even clothes, and it's just one swipe from a big
ass black bear like that and you're gone.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
You're gone.

Speaker 8 (03:41):
Isaac and his family did exactly what.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
By the way, Crozier, maybe we can save some lives here.
What are you told to do when you run into
a bear? Is there a move?

Speaker 9 (03:49):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (03:50):
I think you don't take your eyes off from or
something like that, and you back away slowly, Okay, something
to that effect, So you don't run, don't run because
those things can run thirty five miles an hour.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Wow, it's wild. Yeah, that is crazy.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Isaac and his family did exactly what you're supposed to do.
They slowly backed up, didn't run, held on tight to
the kids, and allowed the bear room to escape into
the hillside.

Speaker 8 (04:13):
You kind of went into mama bear mode.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh yeah, definitely.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Who was she talking to the bear?

Speaker 8 (04:18):
You kind of went into mama bear mode.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
She interviewed the bear.

Speaker 8 (04:20):
You kind of went into mama bear mode.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Definitely, grabbed my kids. I was like, let's go. Everyone
else can say, but not a.

Speaker 8 (04:27):
Would just calm me.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Coming down on his way back, probably to his home,
I guess or something.

Speaker 8 (04:32):
But so it just mind his own business.

Speaker 10 (04:34):
Why everyone knows what just in the back and they
just walk on by like it was just some natural
day for him.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Man, if I got home, if I was one of
the kids, I'd say, hey, Dad, we got to stop
allowing mom to pick out the hikes.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
We gotta stop. We got we could have gotten wiped out.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
I've never come across any bears, but I have come
across a coyotes.

Speaker 9 (04:54):
A couple of times when I was with Sid when
she was younger.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, they're not afraid anymore. There's coyotes.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, yeah, I yeah, you get those are.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
Ones you're aggressive with. I'll start going after him getting
you know, make myself arms out and start yelling, and
I go after them and they run.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Good for you, But you know that's it is scary
up there, though, unless you have bear spray or a gun.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Does anyone bring a gun with them?

Speaker 1 (05:14):
I have not seen anybody, but I'm sure I wonder
if that's legal. You know, just go up there and
start the knocking bears off, probably, don you know, probably
get down if you're not shooting there.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, you can't do that.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
These hills are also home to deer, snakes and mountain lions.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
What a what a sales pitch for the Claremont from
the the Claremont travel Board. Yeah, so what's going on
with Claremont? A cool place? Safety, a hike.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
These hills are also home to deer, snakes and mountain lions,
all of them are looking to feed their families. The
City of Claremont says it's not uncommon to spot a
black bear this time of year, and the way you
react is going.

Speaker 8 (05:50):
To be important to your safety.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, there he goes.

Speaker 11 (05:56):
I mean immediately you look at and to see if
there's any kind of aggression.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Chad Bruce sued, the very same animal from a different
vantage point.

Speaker 11 (06:03):
Better to see the big ones of the small ones
to me because with the small ones their cubs, So
then you know mama's around somewhere. So that's when I
feel like it'd be more dangerous. We got a bear
and the Claremont.

Speaker 8 (06:14):
Loop at the end of the day.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
How long is the clare Mount looper a miles.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Claire Mount Loop at the end of the day.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Munho says, she's a visitor to these woods and she makes.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I do the Burbank Loop. The Burbank loop is Sam's liquor,
to in and out, back to Charlie's liquor, to the
vape shop and then home.

Speaker 8 (06:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, that's my loop.

Speaker 8 (06:38):
At the end of the day.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Munho says, she's a visitor to these woods and she
makes sure to keep it just as she found it.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Just go to our hikes, let them be and this
their home and we're.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Just And a couple of tips from the park rangers here.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
You're not why'd you dump that? You don't have to
dumpt that it's gotta be safe. Well, buddy, I think
we're being too safe. Too safe, yeah, she said, tips
t ip s oh okay, And.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
A couple of tips from the park rangers here. You're
not supposed to run when you see this kind of
a bear. You're supposed to back up slowly and kind
of seem large and in charge. And you're not supposed
to yell shout at the animal. This is a technique
that's actually reserved for an animal, like a mountain lion,
for example. That's the very latest from Claremont tonight. I'm
Rachel Menotovs.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
You know, in college, I used to date a big
bone gal and when she got drunk at Charlie's Blind Pig.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
She used to say this all the time.

Speaker 7 (07:41):
I'm large and in charge.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
I'm large and in charge. Like, okay, sending, should we go?

Speaker 7 (07:48):
I think it's time, large and in charge, all.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Right, sweetie, please, God almighty, it's tough with these thick broads.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
The Claremont Loop is considered a modern difficult five mile
hike because it goes up about eight hundred and seventy
feet in elevation.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
So that's big.

Speaker 9 (08:06):
Yeah, yeah, pretty good size.

Speaker 7 (08:07):
Yeah, that's you, large and in charge.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah. I miss my gal.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
I miss my Ohio gal, Large and in charge, big
bone gal.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Like the ribs. Remember that went to Sizzler and shows
at the ribs.

Speaker 9 (08:24):
She always got the rib maybe back or the Saint
Louis stuff.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
She didn't care. She just said bring them.

Speaker 9 (08:29):
The big honking ones are the small little bone ones.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
She didn't care.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
All she was in not into She's just in quantity
in the bulk.

Speaker 9 (08:37):
Hands back the menu.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yes, she's to say that menu is just a mere
suggestion of what they have to offer.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Add miss fit.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
It's not you get picking something from it, it's telling
you what you're going to get.

Speaker 7 (08:51):
All large and in charge.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, that's my gal.

Speaker 12 (08:55):
You're listening to Tim conwaytun You're on De Mayo from
KFI AM six.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
F Conway Show.

Speaker 9 (09:03):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, a lot of people interested in that cruise.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
We're going on a cruise, going on Oceana Area Cruises,
Oceana Cruises, the MS Riviera.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
So I was looking at.

Speaker 6 (09:13):
Their website and apparently they have one and a half
employees to every passenger.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Wow. Yeah, man, oh man.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
That's some personalized service right there. That's great, that is fantastic.
So get on, get on, all right. We had a pursuit.
Two people arrested. In this earlier pursuit, a lot of
people run away from the cops.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
I guess the cops don't like when you run away
from them.

Speaker 13 (09:38):
We begin with breaking news moments ago. Two people arrested
after a police pursuit for a stolen vehicle ends in Hawthorne.
The chase began shortly before three point thirty in South
la the driver speeding down the one ten freeway with
a wobbly tire on the jeep. The driver exited the
freeway at Prairie, leading officers through Crenshaw, running multiple stop signs.

(10:00):
People in the car were eventually taken into custody.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
It's gonna be a different weekend.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
They thought there's gonna be hanging, going to the beach,
hanging with friends, maybe blowing a little weed. But that's
gonna be a non speed wrapping. All right, tell us again, boys,
what were you doing? Well, we thought we were in danger,
so we ran away from the cops. All right, but
you told us, Ah, I just put us in jail.
God almighty. Uh. Drama at the airport. Drama at the airport.

(10:28):
Somebody was fighting a TSA agent. Fist fighting a TSA agent.
That's the wrong move.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
The TSA agent. You gotta kiss their ass.

Speaker 9 (10:38):
You're not getting on that plane. No way, you're not.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
You're not going anywhere when you're fighting the TSA man.
You're done, dumb and doun.

Speaker 9 (10:45):
You may not get on the plane ever again.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Oh yeah, you know what. I think you're right. I
think they're on a do not fly list. I think
they've they've that's a rap on flying in the United States.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
The surveillance video is shocking. Watch the man wearing a
light blue T shirt start swinging at TSA officers at
Miami International Airport.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Oh my god, what a battle. This was a battle.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
At TSA officers at Miami International.

Speaker 6 (11:11):
Airport, Miami.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I think he said, Miamily at Miami International mile mind lee,
Hey Miley hid delyt idly, Hey me me airpart?

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Did happen in late December of last year?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Well, why are we watching him now? Then we just
got the video.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
It happened in late December of last year.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Then I get him my pass. If he's traveling doing
Christmas and New Year's, I get him a pass. He's
loaded with, yeah, booze and frustration. He's broke, family is
not into him anymore, and he's just fighting everybody.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
First he tries punching one officer but can't connect. Another
officer then jumps in, bringing the attacker to the floor.
The man keeps punching despite being pinned, hitting that officer
at least three times.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah. The officer was a big fella.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, pinned him and was getting punched by this guy,
and it was like a fly.

Speaker 6 (12:04):
He's holding him by The guy's on his back on
the ground, and the TSA who's hovering over him holding
the dude's ankles up.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah, and the guy who's waist and he's punching him
in the face.

Speaker 9 (12:13):
Yeah, and the guy reaches up and keep punching him
in the face.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
And the guy who's getting punched in the face acted
as if it was a mosquito or a fly.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
He had no reaction getting punched in the face. That it, buddy, Yeah,
that's all you got.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
He's held down until a Miami Date Police officer can
arrest him. Authority saying that was twenty eight year old
Cameron Dylan McDougall of Toronto, and that was nut his
only altercation. Why what was this dude's name, Cameron Dylan
McDougall of.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Cameron Dylan McDougall.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Cameron Dylan McDougall of Toronto, and that was nut his
only altercation.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Oh no, what's going on with this Canuck?

Speaker 3 (12:47):
According to prosecutors, after passing through security.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
You know what he pissed off about.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
He's been a Leafs fan, a Maple Leafs fan his
whole life, and they haven't won the Stanley Cup in
fifty seven years and he can't take it.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
He's caught up with her.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yep, can't take it anymore. He's done.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
McDougall randomly attacked another passenger without warning and allegedly struck
an airport security guard who tried to step in. That's
when he doubled back to security and went after the
other officers. McDougall was only in Florida in the first
place because of another fight.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Wait, he was in Florida, baby.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
He was court ordered to go to Florida to I
guess hash out a previous.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Fight because of another fight one day earlier, while on
a Copa Airlines flight from Panama City to Toronto, authorities
say he physically struck another passenger on board, and the
pilot diverted to Miami.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
This is my kind of guy, man, I would be
traveling with this guy. You know, Hey, Dave, I didn't
know when you have a beer, you went nuts.

Speaker 8 (13:52):
There's no right to flo I think, dam.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah, the fighting Irish you're right, yeah yeah, McDougall, McHenry, mcay, MacArthur.
There's no right to fly, and if you're violent in
an airplane, then the airline has a right and responsibility
to make sure that you don't fly on their airplanes.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
McDougall played guilty and federal court to multiple charges. He
faces up to two years in prison and will be
sentenced on Friday.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Oh boy, what a bad choice.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
You know, we always get to see the worst choices
of these young lads they made. It's a life of
bad choices. And we get to see the big one.

Speaker 6 (14:28):
You know, the guy that he first approaches at the
TSA counter like and just takes that first missed punch.
He was even that guy was bigger than this dude,
And it was just interesting to see three four five
TSA agents just kind of starting to get in front
of him and surround him, and all of a.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Sudden, you see the big boy move. Yeah, he just
like makes up b line and goes right through everybody.

Speaker 6 (14:49):
And he's got to be a good six five sixty
six and gigantic.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
I think the McDougall character, I think he had that
shortman's complex. He's a small little guy and he's fighting everybody.
Everybody's I just grabbed his ankles and lifted the guy's like, Oh,
they just punched him in the face.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Oh that's so great.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Don't forget this cruise. They are selling out. You can
go to Conwaycruise dot com. Conwaycruise dot com. I heard
from my brother, My brother Jake's been going, Yeah, where
he got that money.

Speaker 9 (15:26):
From you.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah, and because I remember saying to Moe Kelly, because
Mo takes a cruise every year, I'm like, I can't
afford that.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
How you got a lot of money?

Speaker 1 (15:34):
He goes, Well, Tim, he goes, most of my paychecks
are not cash at Santa Anita.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Ah, I forgot about that. Yeah, there's that ankle on it.
I get that. So the cruise is gonna be next July.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
You can find out all the information on Conwaycruise dot com.
Conwaycruise dot com. VIP packages are going quickly and it's
gonna sell out, which is great.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
So don't get left.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
On the harbor, in the dock, in the harbor, on
the dock whatever.

Speaker 12 (16:03):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI.
I am six forty there. We should have a karaoke night.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
You know, I'll lie It'll be Krozier first and then
I'll bring the crowd up a second here, you know, to.

Speaker 14 (16:24):
Early morning see visions of the thing to be, the
pains that are With help from me, I realize.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
That I can see, Hey, where you guys going.

Speaker 14 (16:43):
Then suonside is painless.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
It brings on many changes. Again, if I please Hey,
why'd you coming off?

Speaker 9 (17:00):
It just stopped?

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Well, what do you mean? Get out? What's wrong with
your paper? Just singing a song?

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Oh man, we should do karaoke night, Leslie, get on
that tell that sucker. I'll get on a karaoke night.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
That'd be cool.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
I like to see Bellio and Angel and steph Ouge Maddie.
Who does Maddie sing again?

Speaker 2 (17:24):
What's the Twain?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Shania Twains songs don't press me much. We got a
bowler who's one hundred and three. Wow, what a lady.
It's gotta be a lady.

Speaker 15 (17:39):
At one hundred three years old. Francis Wong is by
far the most senior member of the San Gabriel Valley
Micke senior bowling leader.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, by fifty two years.

Speaker 16 (17:51):
I'm the oldest any place, every place, I'm the oldest.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
No idea. What did she say, I'm the oldest. They
play I'm the oldest one.

Speaker 16 (18:05):
I'm the oldest, they play the oldest.

Speaker 9 (18:07):
One any place.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah, I'm the one one. Okay, that's good, Okay. And
then what says.

Speaker 16 (18:11):
Every place I'm old?

Speaker 2 (18:14):
What I can't understand that?

Speaker 8 (18:16):
No?

Speaker 2 (18:16):
You can you?

Speaker 16 (18:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:17):
What did she say? Every place? I'm the oldest every place.

Speaker 16 (18:20):
I'm the old.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Wow, man, you got unbelievable ears.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Dude, you speak a centurion.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
I guess so, I don't. I don't know what. I
know what she was saying.

Speaker 15 (18:30):
But Wong holds her own next to teammates like Rick Mark,
who is thirty three years younger.

Speaker 11 (18:36):
It's just wonderful that she is still out here.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
What is thirty three years younger? Seventy Yeah, he's seventy.
He's seventy three. Seventy, seventy years old. He's seventy three
years old. He's thirty three years younger than his teammate.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Everybody says, I want to do that one.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
I get that old.

Speaker 15 (18:53):
Wong was born in except me.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
I don't want to be bowling at one hundred and three,
and I don't want so don't want somebody to come
in and put me on the news.

Speaker 15 (19:03):
Wang was born in downtown LA in nineteen twenty two.

Speaker 12 (19:06):
Wow.

Speaker 15 (19:06):
She drove herself and lived on her own in Koreatown
until twenty twenty two.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Oh, I may have known her that. I lived in
Koreatown for three years.

Speaker 9 (19:14):
Now.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Wang lived off of Irolo and Seventh Street.

Speaker 15 (19:17):
Now Wang lives with their son, Harry and Whittier, and
is keeping him very busy.

Speaker 8 (19:22):
Always on the goal.

Speaker 7 (19:23):
She's just free.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
I think that's the reason why she lived so long.

Speaker 16 (19:28):
Nothing bothers.

Speaker 15 (19:29):
Certainly Wang's tireless schedule would make anyone want to take
a nap. Besides bowling every Friday at Bolero and Montabello,
Wang plays ukulele on Saturdays and golf's eighteen holes on Tuesdays.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
I feel horrible, man, oh man, I slept till noon today.

Speaker 15 (19:50):
Watercoloring and aerobics are also on the agenda.

Speaker 16 (19:54):
Yeah, I'm busy every day. I try to get up
every day and do something worthwhile.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
I like.

Speaker 15 (20:00):
I like to keep moving, and she moves with ease,
keeping up with her great grandchildren.

Speaker 16 (20:06):
I don't feel like I'm one hundred and three. I
just got good health. I just keep on plugging along.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
She certainly doesn't sound one hundred and three, And gotta
give her that.

Speaker 15 (20:16):
Wong is not only the oldest bowler here, she's arguably
the most cheerful, always laughing and having a good time.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah, and then at the bowling alley she gets she
likes the large popcorn. See what that sounded like? All right,
there's the large, sounds like there's no butter on sounds dry.

Speaker 15 (20:40):
And that she says is better than getting a strike
any day. Long says her secret is not what she
eats or drinks, but how she lives her life.

Speaker 16 (20:51):
No stress, to just go on live and be happy.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yeah, that's a great, great lesson for everybody. No stress,
no stress.

Speaker 16 (21:00):
So just go on live and be happy.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Go on living and be happy.

Speaker 16 (21:04):
Go on live and be happy.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
That's a cool woman.

Speaker 15 (21:07):
Man in Manabello at Last Martinez Hotel.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Oh, that's a great story. That is really cool.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
All right, I'm glad that she's a hundred and three
and still bowling. That's a cool deal. All right, let's
get this in real quick for the weekend. What's going
on with the weekend here? But here are a lot of
different numbers coming on about temperatures two.

Speaker 17 (21:32):
Hundred and twelve days ago. Dodgers Yankees World Series. Oh yeah,
and we won. Yeah take that, New York fans. Yeah,
so I'm out here, doctor Sammy, get set for the
rematch between the Dodgers, our favorite team, and those other guys.
When New York with the pinstripe so and the weather,
Hey man, it feels like summer.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
I mean, it's just kind of that kind of thing
right now.

Speaker 17 (21:52):
A lot of sunshine, a lot of warm temps over
southern California.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
In fact, setting up for the game tonight.

Speaker 17 (21:57):
As far as temperates are concerned, if you're coming to the.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Game, uh, dress kind of lightly. It's gonna feel kind
of like a summer nighttime.

Speaker 17 (22:02):
So on seventy seven degrees by first pitch, right about
seven o'clock or so. And then afterwards, when you're sitting
in that parking lot enjoying the scenery as you wait
to get out to me, about sixty eight degrees so
certainly cooling down by nine ten by. Certainly that daytime
right now has a lot of warm temps all over
southern Calif.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
There is nothing in LA like sitting in Dodgers Stadium
as the sun goes down, it gets nice and cool
and you're watching Los Angeles Dodgers. There's not there's not
another entertainment venue that's more beautiful, and there's not another
sort of Las thing to do than to be a
Dodger Stadium. The sun goes down, you've got a hot dog,

(22:41):
you got peanuts, coke, beer, whatever you got going on
and just looking at that game. Nothing comes close in
Los Angeles.

Speaker 9 (22:50):
Nothing.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
I rely on Cafi Amston forty. Don't forget the cruise.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Go to Conwaycruise dot com sign up for the cruise
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You can upgrade your room and get a sweet And
if you upgrade it and you get a big enough sweep,
maybe I'll hang with you, you know, and leave my wife
and daughter in the room and we'll just I don't know,
can you blow weed on a plane on a cruise

(23:14):
on I think they frowned on it. Really Yeah, I
know you can't bring gummies or weed or anything.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Huh.

Speaker 9 (23:20):
I think they're usually pretty strict, they really are.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
They don't they don't know what you don't bring.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Well, I think they could find out what you bring
pretty quickly. I think they had the dogs that run
up and down all the luggage.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Usually. Yeah, God, I am not going to get on
this ship.

Speaker 9 (23:37):
I went.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
I wanted to cruise one time in the Caribbean, and
I ended I got some Cuban cigars at one of
the stops and I was told, say, here's the way
you handle it. You take all the bands off of them,
so they can't really say what they're front. Oh good, Yeah,
so that that works for me, But you can't really
do that for weed.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, real quickly, we were going to Las Vegas for
a bachelor party and my buddy was in charge of
bringing the weed because you couldn't get weed back then
in Vegas. And so I said, I said, hey, where's
the weed? And he goes, it's in my sock. And
I said, is it just loosely? You brought joints and
put them in your sock And he said no, he says,

(24:13):
I have him in a cigar case. I said, what's
the cigar case made out of? He said, I think
aluminum or metal. I go, well, then you should be
able to slide right through TSA. They won't be able
to pick that out.

Speaker 16 (24:27):
Sir.

Speaker 9 (24:27):
Your foot is beeping.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
And I said, buddy, are you the dumbest man that
has ever lived? So he went to the bathroom. He
took the joints out of the cigar case, put the
joints in his backpack in a little baggy. But then
he goes, he goes, I'm gonna show you wrong. He
put the cigar case back in his sock. Goes through
Tsaye and they asked them like ten minutes were of

(24:52):
questions because they open it up and smelled like weed
and yeah, and I thought, Wow, I'm traveling with the
dumbest man in the world. Should be great at the tables, sir, No,
the game's called twenty one, not twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Ah, gret, we're miss punching.

Speaker 9 (25:08):
I'm like the guy in Miami.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Missed by seven.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
All right, relve on KFI, go get on this cruise
and we'll go cruising.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
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Speaker 2 (25:27):
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Speaker 1 (25:32):
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We've got one hundred and eighty eight people interested in
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(25:55):
don't have an excuse of, oh, you got stuff to
do that weekend. Unless your son or daughter's getting married,
you have no plans for that week none. None, So
we'll see on that ship. I think my brother's going
that's cool if i'm I hope that happens. He's a
cool dude. He owns a lot of dogs. He loves dogs.

(26:18):
I remember Nate Bargetski, the comedian, said he had one
dog and he wants to get another dog, and his
wife was against it. And he said, yeah, I sort
of understand why she didn't want another dog, because you know,
when you let the dogs go out in the back,
it's not just one dog. You've got to put out
the other dog. And then when you bring the dogs in,

(26:41):
it's not just one dog. You got to bring all
those dogs in, all two of them. Man, that guy's funny. Naprigetsky, Man,
that guy's a funny dude. All Right, we ho this weekend,
West Hollywood is gonna be on fire again. It's gonna
be the hot place to go, the hot.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Place to hang over the weekend. They got their parade.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
This weekend, West Hollywood Pride festivities and parade goes on again.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
I was snubbed, not asked to be in the parade.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
I consider myself an ally, but I guess I'm not
that big of one, or else I would have been
asked to be in the parade. Maybe maybe one year,
I'll be sitting there in my you know, in my
outfit from Ross, dressed for less red, white and blue
and rainbows, and sitting in a car and waving everybody

(27:32):
and all you hear from people in the audience watching
the parade, I.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Thought he was married.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
What anyway, we hold Pride Parade this weekend. It's gonna
be a big deal. A lot of street closures though,
so you got to keep your eyes open. They're gonna
relax on the parking, so they're not gonna give out
a lot of tickets that are gonna be relaxed on
on the parking restrictions in that area. So you can

(27:59):
come in and enjoy yourself, spend some money. A lot
of these shops rely on you coming in this weekend
to spend part of your dough at the wee Ho
Pride Festivity three day event starting today.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Big deal, big, big, big deal.

Speaker 10 (28:15):
Well, Pride Month doesn't officially start until Sunday, some of
the streets have already been closed off and the party
Aaron West Hollywood has already been done. West Hollywood gearing
up for one of its biggest celebrations of the year.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
We hose Pride weekend.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
I think it is the biggest celebration, not one of
the big.

Speaker 10 (28:36):
West Hollywood gearing up for one of its biggest celebrations
of the year.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Okay, all right, No, she's right. Their Halloween party I
think is bigger.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Is that right? Oh man? That thing?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Are you going to work it this weekend? I sure
I am. And where are you going to start tonight?
You have to work tonight?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah? Or are you going to start tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:57):
No, I was talking about Halloween. Oh are you gonna
work Pride this weekend?

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Now, we'll see.

Speaker 9 (29:03):
I might.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
I might have some stuff to you, but we'll see.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
It ain't gonna drag me into everything I'm doing all
the things.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Have you ever been to the Pride Parade? I mean,
like attended. I was like that joke that Jay Leno
talks about. I got stuck inside of it one time,
Is that right? I was just picking someone up and
this is before they used to block the streets, so
right on, I forgot what the street is. But I
was stuck in there with like four people and I
had to wait and go through all the people and

(29:31):
eventually got to get out. That's awesome. You and Jay
Leno the only two people I know. It's gotten stuck
in that parade.

Speaker 10 (29:39):
The festivities include a Free Out Loud concert on Friday night,
a free street fair, the Women's Freedom Festival, and we
Hope Pride Out Loud Music Festival on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Wow, I don't know. The Women's Pride, what is it?

Speaker 5 (29:52):
The Women's Freedom Festival.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Women's Freedom Festival is going to be there. It's got
a cool deal.

Speaker 10 (29:57):
We Hope Pride Out Loud Music Festival on Saturday, and
the twenty twenty five Pride Parade on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
All right, you hear that. Sunday is the big parade
and the twenty.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Twenty five Pride Parade on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Richie'll be there now, that's people marching in the parade.
Richie's going. I think you got like press credentials. Wow,
guy knows how to role.

Speaker 10 (30:19):
Jim Bar owner Jonathan Cotrelle calling Pride critical for the
community's economy.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
That's right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
They've had a soft economy this year, so slide on
down there.

Speaker 18 (30:29):
For many of the businesses here, it's it's kind of
year making so after the fires, after just a lot
of uncertainty in the industry and and the you know
in this country.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
It's it's important to what industry.

Speaker 18 (30:45):
A lot of uncertainty in the industry.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
And oh in Hollywood maybe is what you saw about.

Speaker 18 (30:50):
A lot of uncertainty in the industry, and and the
you know, in this country, it's it's important to it's
gonna help these businesses stay afloat.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah, it is going to be.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
It's been a soft year for a lot of the businesses,
not just in that area, but all over southern California.
And it's it's hard to, you know, to own a
business and to keep a brick and mortar business going,
it's very hard to do. And you always think that
some guys gonna come in there and you know, rip

(31:21):
you off, and that happens all the time.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Fernando de Silva and Luca di Lima made the journey.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
All the How about those two names. These guys got
it going on.

Speaker 10 (31:30):
Fernando de Silva and Luca di Lima made the journey
all the way here from Brazil just to check it
out for the first time.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Wow, man, oh man, I don't think I could tell
my mom. These guys look like in they are late teens,
early twenties. I don't think I could tell my mom, Hey,
I'm going to Brazil for a parade.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
I think she'd be no, you're not. It's amazing.

Speaker 18 (31:50):
It's even more amazing because it's also our first sinniversary
off marriage.

Speaker 17 (31:55):
Hey newlyweds, well, first sinniversary off marriage.

Speaker 10 (32:01):
But whenever thousands gather in one place, security is a
top concern.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Yeah, cops out there. I know some of the cops
out there. Molders out there. Man, he's a good cop.
He's gonna keep people away and keep people behaving out there,
hunt with the Sheriff's Department.

Speaker 10 (32:17):
Hundreds of La County Sheriff's deputies will be on site.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Do you hear that? For you a holes who want
to ruin things? Do you hear that?

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Lots of cops out there this weekend, So don't misbehave,
don't destroy this parade and this festivity for these people.

Speaker 10 (32:33):
Hundreds of La County Sheriff's deputies will be on site.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
That's the cops marching in the street.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
Some in uniform and some in plain clothes.

Speaker 12 (32:47):
Or we always have our eyes open for any type
of problems, any type of issues. There's plenty of us
out here again with eyes, cameras on the street, boots
on the ground.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Boots on the ground, do you hear that? Lots of
cops out there, boots on.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
The grounds, on the ground, more cops marching, and we're watching.

Speaker 10 (33:05):
And for the LGBTQ community, which isn't always as embraced
as it is here.

Speaker 8 (33:09):
That's why I choose to live here. It's just I
can't live anywhere else.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
All right, that's this weekend, and then the parade, I
think is on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
All right.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Moe Kelly is up next. Don't forget the cruise Conwaycruise
dot Com. Conwaycruise dot Com, don't get left on the dock.
All so, we'll see you on this cruise Conwaycruise dot Com,
Conways show mode. Kelly up next right here on kf
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