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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's CAM if I am six forty and you're listening
to the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
CA if I.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Am six forty, It's Conway Show. Lull cloudy outside today,
but man, it's nice. It's gonna beautiful this weekend for
Wango Tango. It's gonna be in the seventies or eighties
for the big concert with a lot of big stars
this weekend. We'll go over that, but first Alex Stone
is with us. Alex, how you Bob? Doing well? Getting
(00:32):
ready for Wango Tango?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
You are?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I think so yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I don't know if I'm going, but I now my
wife's going with their sisters and the house is going
to be empty, and I enjoy that.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Alex Stone, did you bet that Kentucky Derby?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I did not. Did you win? Did you make any money?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Buddy? I guess we just met, right?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Does that mean you're lost?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
My wife said, hey, how come you didn't bet on
the on the on sovereignty. I'm like, I don't know.
I just thought it was going to win and didn't bother,
you know something like that. I didn't think we need
the money.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
But I did not win. I did not win I
came close.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I almost I had almost every other combination other than
that one.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Well, that's how it works.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
I had.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I had all three of those horses on separate tickets,
on two different tickets. I had all three horses, but
not combined. So it didn't pay much. You know, usually
in the Kentucky Derby, when you have the trifecta, you
get a package at the end of that. But this
is one hundred and fifteen bucks on a fifty cent trifector.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Who cares, Yeah, that's no time. So what's going on?
Speaker 6 (01:32):
You and Trump hanging out as that, Well, yeah, we're
reopening Alcatraz. So what do you think of the idea
into it?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I love it, man, I think it's a great idea.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
I mean, this came out of nowhere last night, as
somebody who grew up in the Bay Area that in
the eighties and nineties, this is like where we went
on our fourth grade field trip, and you had smelled
like an old museum back then, and the buildings were
crumbling and the windows were broken out in the National
Park Service and their ranger hats and uniforms.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Touring you around.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
But in the Bay Area, I don't think there was
anybody who had on their big card that Alcatraz was
going to be reopened at some point?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Did they close it down because it was too expensive?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Docution in nineteen sixty three it was too expensive?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
And had those costs go down? Gone down last sixty years?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Amazing? They have not.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
But they had to bring out fuel and water and
everything else, and just the transportation and the electricity out there.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
It was it was not cheap.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
This guy he was touring yesterday when the President made
the announcement and he got back on San Francisco Land
and so what the rock the.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Island is not suitable.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
Yeah, no, no.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
It's sic a visit.
Speaker 8 (02:35):
I would never trust somebody to be imprisoned there.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Well, so was that a scouting just from Trump see
what it was going to be like if he were
to be house there. The buildings are designated National landmarks,
so you'd have to deal with that. The President can
get around that. I'm sure he says that they would
be rehabilitated. I think if you've been there, they're gonna
have to be torn down. N thirties technology is not
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going to work. Running water and sewage is a problem.
Getting staff there because they used to live on the island.
That's not gonna work any longer. You're gonna have to
pay staff ton to live anywhere remotely close to the
Bay area where San Francisco the median home price is
one point four to five million.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
It's a it's an hour boat ride every day to work.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Yeah, other than just driving there that if they live
your way up in the North Bay or way out
near Tracy in that area, that's a couple hour drive.
On top of that, there's a reason why prisons are
built in the middle of nowhere in Nevada and in
Kansas Land. Is cheap, right, You can build huge amounts
of whatever you want to build. The prison guards who
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don't make a ton of money, they can live around there.
None of that is true in San Francisco.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
That doesn't work. State Center Scott Wiener.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
He jumped into the idea that it would be turned
back into a prison.
Speaker 9 (03:50):
Would be so expensive and just so dumb that it's
hard to imagine it.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
But Trump was asked about it today, talking about the
bullet train or the prison work for both, right, just
use that sound by next time we do a bull
train story.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Trump today at the White House.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Just represented something strong, having to do with law and order.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
We need law and order in this country.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
So he says he still likes the idea. We talked
today to Elizabeth Newman. She served under Prump in his
first administration in Homeland Security. She says she's been in
many of these meetings where he just comes up with something,
and she says, you've got to understand, he's a showman.
He likes the headlines. He's going to put big ideas
out there to generate the headline and to know that
it's going to be in the news, and then kind
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of wait to see how it shakes out. And she says,
that's what this is.
Speaker 10 (04:33):
He has a lot of ideas. People will go off
and study them, then they'll come back with the facts
and usually gets dropped at that stage. This has that
kind of feeling to me that he just was thinking
about it over the weekend. He's really frustrated about the
fact that all of these millions of people he wants
to deport are going to have to have their own trial,
and that's going to take too long. So where do
(04:54):
I put all these people?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
But today, the new director of the Federal Bureau of
Prisons has said and he was just point. He said, well,
I will vigorously pursue the president's agenda if he wants
to reopen up Alcatraz, that that he will get on it.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
But it doesn't seem like it's a real thing.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I think he has to do though, right, I mean,
if the President says to do so, you can't just
say no.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Yeah, he can start looking at it.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
But if it's really in the end going to go anywhere,
Trump would be long gone out of the White House
by the time this probably even got started.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
It makes sixty six.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Zero million dollars a year right now from tourists and
people buying stuff out there. It's a money maker.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
It just if you're going to build a new prison,
the prison.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
World says, you go into the middle of nowhere, Nevada
and have at it and build whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I went on that tour with my mom God, and
I thought it was great, man. I thought it was
a really great tour and a real eerie It was
a it was a cloudy, foggy, rainy day, and it
was really cool and eerie to be there.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Yeah, you know, and and all the stories and the
you know, the ghost stories that are in there and
where they dug into cells to escape, and.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
The eating facility they had there, and the common ground,
the basketball, all that stuff was great.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Yeah, but imagine having to run new water lines and
sewer lines and power.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, paid in the ass. I mean it would cost
billions of dollars.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Yeah, and they're already the Bureau Prisons asking for two
billioned upgrade where the inmates are already living at the
prisons that are already builting up and running that are
falling apart, and they can't get that two billion dollars.
So getting this money asking for whatever would be let's
say it's a billion, two billion dollars.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
It's gonna be tough to do.
Speaker 11 (06:27):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
The rumor of Alcatraz is that it closed down because
somebody escaped, but it turns out it was just too expensive.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Yeah, at thirty years it was open, and it got
to a point where somebody said, this is ridiculous. You know,
let's build a SuperMac somewhere.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Let's go to Colorado and do it out there, and
it just didn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, buddy, I appreciate you coming on, man, you got it.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Tell me next to him, Alex Stone.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
ABC News, That guy's great he's done with us all
the time. He always says yes. Every time we ask
him to come on, He's like, can do?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Can do that? Guy's great man. I didn't do well
at the racetrack this weekend. I expected to do a
little better.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
But I went out on Saturday just to place my
bets and some guy named Jerry, who have known for
a long time, stops me and goes, hey, you got
a second? I said, yeah, yeah, what's going on? I
thought he's going to sting me for a hundred and
he said, come to my boxer second. All right, I
don't know what this is all about. And he gives
me a bag, like a shopping bag. What is this
(07:28):
he goes, it's two cans of the best stew that's made.
I'm like, oh christ, I'm not I said, buddy, I
got the chili from Sean last week. I'm turning into
a you know, the green grocer here, as Joey said,
I'm walking around with groceries. You know, I'm the grocery
guy now at the racetrack.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
So I said, I don't know where to put this.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
It was raining, it was cloudy, and I parked so
far away, so there's so many people there on Derby
Sun Saturday. I didn't want to walk out to the
car and get wet and then leave them there and
then have to walk back. So I walked around with
two twenty four ounce cans of stew. So whenever I
made a bed, I'd put him on the counter, and
the lady or the guy would look at me like,
(08:08):
I'm just like, you know, this down and now guy
who's bringing his kitchen with him, I have groceries. And
I said, buddy, And then my other friend he goes, wy,
don't you just.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Throw him away?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I said, Well, if I throw him away, somebody's going
to pull him out of that trash can at the
track and.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Walk around with him. And he's going to see that guy.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
And if I give him a homeless guy or a
guy who's down on his luck, he's going to see
that as well.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I got a hold onto these that you can't chalk
that up to coincidence.
Speaker 11 (08:33):
There's a guy that're carrying around the exact same brand
of stew.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
He's got two cans. No, but I but I got
to stop with this though. I gotta. If you work
at Santa Nita, God, I love you.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I love everybody works out there, but you got to
stop laying groceries on me.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You know. I'm I'm.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I love the chili from Sean. That was great, and
I'll buy that again. The stew I haven't tasted.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It's still in the car, you know, the car.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
There's two cans of like chili and not chili stew
in the car.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
And I don't know what to do with that brand
or d Moore. It is denty Moore. How do you
know this name? Another stew brand?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, it's denty It's denty Moore. It looks great, but
it's canned stew.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
It's denty Moore.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I want to bust their ball. This right here, best
st you'll ever have in your life, but not just
one to get me two.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
And I think what the guy did is I think
the guy bought a sixer and he hated it and
he gave me a deuce. That's what happened. He's turning
it back. He's turning it back on me. Yeah, and
so I got these two cans. Now, I'll give him
to like that. I don't know, a burbank shelter or something.
I don't know, but I'm not gonna I can't be
the grocery guy now at the track.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
You know, just I would have brought it in here.
This is where he usually dumped the stuff you don't want.
Put it up on the counter. Somebody will take canda
d all right, we're live. I can, if I'm can,
if I am six.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It is the Conway program. All right, it's sinco to MYO.
I don't know that everybody's celebrating. I'm going out to
Morton's tonight for dinner. Krosher, how do you celebrate sinko
to my Do you do anything special?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
You just hang out home and sleep? Yeah, I'm not
being racist? Okay, what I'm doing? All right?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Well, thank god for once? Right sam Sammy? How do
you celebrate the sinko to MYO? I've got plenty of
bars downstairs from me. Well, that's the calavers is gonna
be the one. I'll probably hit up as soon as
I'm done here. All right, Bellya, what do you do
on sinko to Maya? How do you celebrate I'm working?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Tim? Okay, Angel, you do anything? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Well, I like to eat a taco while wearing a
sombrero and shaking my moroccos.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Wow. So the racism that I did not display. Well,
she happens to be Hispanic. I think she can get
away with that. Yeah, yeah, cro can't be racist, not
when she rolls that out.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
She rolled out some kkke stuff or you know, I
think she could be, and I think she is.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
She just doesn't show it up there. You don't, yeh.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
But youkay, you're not hunting pensions.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Thanks for reminding me.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I got to squeeze that in as well.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I said.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Somebody with the check over the weekend, I go, hey,
I got a nice pension, like one hundred and sixty
a year. I said, well, let me ask Angel. That's
uh where the line is.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Higher?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Higher?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, sort of like a Lakers owner's style, right, yeah,
I owned the Mavericks.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
That seems so far to dry, anything like in the
Clipper area Lakers o. Damn all right?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
What is Sinco to Mayo? A lot of Americans get
it wrong. And by the way, I've been playing this
every year for since I started here. Well no, actually
I think this will be the tenth tier maybe eleventh tier,
but I play it every year on Sinko Mayo. It's
a favorite. People like it, and I'm going to play
it again. It's ABC News's version of what Sinko to
(12:28):
Mayo is. Do you know where they really don't celebrate
Cinco de Mayo a lot Mexico.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
They don't.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
They celebrate in one little tiny part of Mexico, but
for the most part they ignore it.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
We celebrated here for some reason.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I don't know why, but we do. But it's not
their independence day. I think that comes in September. Anyway,
I play this every Cinco to Mayo, and we'll play
it again for the tent year in a row. It's
George Stephanopolis, who when you think of Sinco to Mayo,
you think of George Stephanopolis. Don't you telling everybody what
Cinco de Mayo is.
Speaker 12 (13:00):
Cinco de Mayo the day, college, campuses and bars across
the country are packed with people enjoying guacamole, putting on
big hats, dounting a lot of tequila. But how did
this holiday get it start? Here's a brief history of
Cinco de Mayo. First, let's get a common misconception out
of the way. Cinco de Mayo is not Mexico's Independence Day. Also,
sixteenth September a completely different holiday. Cinco de Mayo commemorates
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a big battle. It was known as the Battle of Pueblo,
fought on May fifth, eighteen sixty two, between Mexico and France. Mexico, Oh, France,
along with Spain and England a lot of money. The
three countries set troops to Mexico to de mand payment.
Speaker 8 (13:37):
Spain and England reached an agreement.
Speaker 12 (13:38):
And left, but France set out to attack Mexican forces
in Pueblo.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
There it is the French coming to attack Mexico.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
How they do?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
How'd the French do coming all the way across the
Atlantic to tach Mexico battle?
Speaker 11 (13:51):
Last?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, they win this one three hours.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Oh, Mexico was victorious.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
All right, So the battle lasted three hours. It took him,
you know, forty days to get across the ocean. They
got their ass kicked in three hours.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
Three hours. Mexico was victorious.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Oh okay, So the French never came back then, right?
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
No, wait, French.
Speaker 12 (14:13):
Lost nearly five hundred men while Mexico lost less than
one hundred, although the French would return just a year
later to recapture Pueblo and the rest of Mexico.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Oh, sorry, because it doesn't end on well for them.
Speaker 12 (14:27):
The Battle of Pueblo created a sense of national pride,
and it was declared a national holiday.
Speaker 8 (14:32):
Today. Cinco de Mayo is a relatively.
Speaker 12 (14:34):
Minor holiday in Mexico, mostly celebrating in Pueblo, where the
battle took place. Most of the country considers Mexican Independence Day,
celebrated on September sixteenth, to be a more important day
to express their patriotism. Right in the US, Cinco to
Mio has become a massive holiday, with large celebrations taking
place in Los Angeles, Chicago, Denver, Houston, New York City.
Speaker 8 (14:54):
George W.
Speaker 12 (14:55):
Bush was the first president to honor the holiday at
the White House.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Casa Blanca, Su Casa blanca.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Audios kind of rolls off the tongue with them, huh,
the bilingual very naturally, George Bush, you heard the accent, Yeah,
Audios amigos.
Speaker 12 (15:12):
The first president to honor the holiday at the White House.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Gossa blanca issue Casa blanca audio.
Speaker 12 (15:19):
Festivities in the US, like most important holidays, usually amount
of consuming lots of brus and food. Thirty point six
million pass of year, eighty seven point three million pounds
of avocados were sold on Synco to Mayo week in twenty.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Thirteen, making six hundred and fifty eight.
Speaker 12 (15:34):
Million in booze revenue and three hundred and forty nine
million servings in guacamole thirty three.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
That's one for every person in America. Everybody had guacamole
on Sinco to Mayo.
Speaker 12 (15:48):
Point six million US residents claiming next consent at others
partying just because it's no wonder this holiday has become
one of the largest in the country.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
There you go, happy Sinco de Mayo. My mom loved
that holiday. She loved that in Saint Patrick's Day. Always
loved an excuse to get out and enjoy yourself.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Out the drinking holidays. Yes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Big Mac could throw them back.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Loved mostly beer, but wasn't afraid of wine and shots either,
all in the same sitting.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Oh yeah, yeah. She's like I mean, she's like an
old sailor. She just you know, not come back.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Never had a problem, never throw out, never saw her
throw up, never saw her buzzed either. Though, really, I mean,
I'm it was quite a bit tabolism. I think that
the alcohol had not it had no effect on her.
You know, it was odd odd, I rely on Camfie.
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The guy who's from Kentucky. You got monks, Michael Monks,
how you Bob?
Speaker 14 (17:39):
Good afternoon to you, Happy post Derby Monday, Did.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
You have it? I didn't have it. Yeah, I didn't.
I never get it.
Speaker 14 (17:45):
I said it when we were on the air last week,
and I've never picked the winner.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I thought this was my year. It was not. Yeah,
I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
My wife said, hey, how come you didn't pick the winner?
And I said, well, I knew it was going to win,
and we don't really need the money, so why you
know why, you don't need to be greedy, you know,
let it go. But it was a fun race, very exciting.
It was fun to watch. But you know, the trifecta,
When you hit the trifecta, it's usually a package at.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
The end of that. I know, that's all. I bet.
Speaker 14 (18:13):
This year was a try and uh, you know, because
you'd like to cash in.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (18:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
It wasn't big for for the winners.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I mean, you know you're expecting eleven grand, ten grand,
come on, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
It was. It was. It was an exciting race, though.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I love to lead up to it because everybody in
racing is a degenerate and every of the trainer has
a story of how he lost his legs, or he
got wiped out in a boating accident, or his eyes
got diseased and he can't see anything, but he's there
with the winner. And then he comes in seventeenth.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
It's a lot of drama leading up to it.
Speaker 14 (18:48):
And I tell you, next year, you got to go,
and you got to be in the infield.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I think should broadcast I was in the infield once. Yeah,
I was in the infield. That's where the degenerates hang out.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Nineteen eighty two. I think it was gotta know too.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
And we had a blanket, and the key to the
infield is spread out of blanket, so you can have
a standing room because no one will stand on your blanket.
And these two guys got in a fight and they
rolling around, punching and pulling each other's hair. And as
they rolled over our blanket and split, there was a
clump of hair and skin on our blanket. Do you
still have it? No, But my buddy mine was drunk
put on his bald head. She looked pretty good for
(19:23):
the day. Kind of an interesting look for the day.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
But you went with your grandmother, uh, the only being
from Louisville. It's weird, you know.
Speaker 14 (19:33):
It's not unusual for people from Louisville not to ever
actually go to the derby. That's right, because you can
usually cash in on all the people who have come.
So you're staying like you're selling your yard for parking, right,
selling gizmo's out in the streets and trying to cash
in a little bit.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Or you're in the.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Infield, right, like people live here don't go to Hollywood
Boulevingo exactly, like you know, it's a thing.
Speaker 14 (19:50):
But yeah, the only time I went was I think
it was like two thousand and seven. I know, it
was like a grown man and my grandmother who still
lives in Louisville, nanny will call her. She's very excited
that she got all these really great tickets to go
to They very expensive and she got him at a
good price. Well it turned out it was a good price.
It was a big scam. She got ripped off, so
we're all standing there. We ended up with general admission tickets,
(20:11):
but we did spend the day with our nanny there
and uh, yeah it didn't work out, but it was fun.
So the one time we got there was a ripoff.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
But you know what, after you got scammed and you
got into the derby, don't you think I didn't. I'm
sure you thought Karma is gonna swing back, and you're
gonna hit the double of the triple.
Speaker 14 (20:27):
Yeah, it didn't swing back for me, but I think
they caught the guy that was doing that fraud.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
So Karma got him anyway, I bet you anything. Either
I know him or I'm related.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I'm sure he's been on the show. All right. What's
going on? Hey real quick? Yeah, we're talking about animals,
talking about horses.
Speaker 14 (20:44):
I know everybody was concerned about the animal shelters here
in the city because the budget is in such dire
straits in Los Angeles, and in Mayor Bass's proposed budget
there was a five million dollar cut to the already
strapped Animal Services Department. That's horrible, and it was so
bad that the Animal Services Department says, well, if that's
the case, we got to say goodbye to a few shelters,
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the one in the Harbor, the one in West LA
and the one in West Valley. Like they're already packed
the gills with animals, and if you close a few
of them and layoff dozens of workers, you're gonna be
even harder hit. Magically, somehow, we've learned in recent days
that there's something called the unaccounted balance or something in
the budget where there's some money that they always set aside,
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and apparently there's five million dollars in there for the
Animal Services department.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
So they're going to get the money. The shelters are
going to stay open, and it looks like most of
these jobs in the that department will be saved.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Oh nice, Yeah, so that's worked out.
Speaker 14 (21:41):
There is one weird thing that happened today because last
week and this week, you know, all the department's been
hauled before the budget committee at City Hall to make
their case about layoffs and cuts and why it shouldn't
happen to them. And that was the case for Animal
Services today, and there are some jobs that are still
slated to be lost, including like animal contry officers and
those sorts of things. And so the director there said, look,
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please let us keep these jobs and we will give
you back over seven hundred thousand dollars in the contracts
we pay out to people who come out to the
shelters and play with the dogs to get them out
of the kennels, all right, And so that's the trade
off is like, if you will let us keep these employees,
we won't pay those contracts. But then we don't have
anybody playing with the dogs, and so they get stuck
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in the kennels for longer, and then they get a
little bitier, a little angrier, and.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
They can't get any more bitier than the ones that
I thought.
Speaker 14 (22:31):
That's right, and so it's harder to adopt them outs.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
So I was at the West Valley one and now
we're looking at a dog. It lunged. If there wasn't
a top on that cage, you would have killed me.
But what kind of look were you giving it? I
don't go in with a ferocious look. I go in
with a you know, come on, baby, come on. You know,
I'm very pleasant with the animals. But I don't even
know why the city valets in the animal business. Should
we privatize that? Well, isn't that a great like if
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somebody ran a charity then and bought all the shelters
and took it over. Wouldn't they be nicer and wouldn't
they do better? There are a lot of nonprofits that
are involved in the animal space. In fact, when the
budget had its first round of public comments back at
out in Van Nis a couple of Fridays ago, almost
all of the comments, A majority of the comments certainly
were about the animals, not not the police department, none
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of that. I was like, what are you doing to
this animal? And they were all identifying themselves as being
from this or that give a crap about a cat
kind of organization. So they're all over and those are
the types of organizations that will probably have to step
up to help this agency if they are not able to.
And you could even sign up yourself to go play
with some kennel dogs.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I would do that. I would do that.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I think that, you know, it's important because when you
and I were growing up, we were a little different
in age. But when I was growing up we can
talked about this on the show before. We had a
dog named Dolly, but it never came in the house.
It was an outdoor dog, like every dog in the neighborhood. Yeah,
And as matter of fact, when that dog was in
the house, my mom would yell, what the f.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Is yet ef and dog in the house, Get them
the f out of here.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I'm like, oh, Mom, okay, it's pouring and lightning outside.
I'll put them outside.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
But in.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Two or three short generations they become family.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Members, not just that dogs are welcome everywhere I know,
you know, and they're in restaurants, They're at Ralf's.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I mean, they're always at Ralphs.
Speaker 14 (24:14):
When I'm walking around Ralphs, I mean, they're basically pushing
the cart.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
They're picking up the peaches with their paws and checking
them out. It's disgusting. I mean, God bless them.
Speaker 14 (24:22):
I hope they have a lovely life, but I don't
want to be shopping next to them.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I was in a steakhouse in Woodland Hills for my
wife's fiftieth birthday, which will be in five years from now,
and I tripped over a dog. There was a dog
at the table next to me, and that dog went
to snap at me, and another dog attacked it for
another table. There's like a dog fight in this high
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end steakhouse. Forget about the trifect at the Derby. That's
a payday, all right, monk Saturday Night seven and nine.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Right, you got it.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Michael Moss reports every Saturday permanent slot now for you.
I think dog would see it. KF. I am six
it Conway Show. The met Gala is tonight, So Bellio's
kind of bumm that another year goes by where she
got snubbed. But I don't know, Bellio, I don't think
(25:14):
you're the Met Gala type of keep saying that.
Speaker 13 (25:18):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I just don't. It's very insulting.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
No, no, no, I think the opposite's insulting, which is
that I think if you went to the met Gala,
I think you would be but you were an a hole.
I think that's true. If somebody told me they went
to the met Gala, I'm like, oh boy, why is that?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I don't know. I just think it's for a holes.
You don't think it is.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
You don't think most of the people that go there
are kind of like just worried about themselves, and I
really don't care much about anybody else. I know it's
to raise money for charity. I get MIGHT get it,
I get it, I get it, but it's just that
it's the look at me capital of the world everybody wants.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
But it's for a good cause. I get the cause,
but they could tone it down a little.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
You know, Hey, did you see the concert Lady Gaga,
who's Bellio's favorite, was in Brazil giving a concert in Brazil,
and she got a lot of people to show up
at the concert. How many people, two point five million people.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Wow, that's amazing. Shoot, now do you make it's.
Speaker 15 (26:26):
Time for pop news with the way let's too Let's
take Ah the beach puff News plus and two point
five million other people. That's where we begin pop news
with Lady Gaga, who made music history over the weekend
with the biggest show of her career. Gaga putting on
a free, one night only concert at the Copa Copa,
not actually the Copa Camana beach in Brazil. Two point
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five million fans flew into Rio from around the world.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
How far are you if you're in like the really
crappy seats. I mean, if there's two point five million people,
that's twenty five times bigger than the Rose Bowl.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I don't know that there's a seat there at all.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah, but I mean even if you're standing and you're
like you have the worst standing area or seat in
the in the concert, aren't you like literally, I mean,
if the concert was a rose bowl, aren't you in
like you know data point.
Speaker 11 (27:19):
Yeah, Well, and that at least like in the Rose Bowl,
or you know, you're up higher generally wherever your seats are, right,
this is a flat beach for the most part. Yeah,
and your vision is pretty much gone. Five people back
from the front. I mean that giant monitors, right, and
you can't hear it. Yeah, if you're that far away, Yeah,
(27:40):
you know.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
But I don't know. I guess they love Lady Gaga
down there. Two point five million.
Speaker 15 (27:44):
And in that moment, Gaga set the world record for
the highest attended concert by a female artist ever. But
after the show, guys, Brazilian police revealed they arrested two
people in connection to an alleged bomb threat. Now, no, no,
they stopped or purported attack against.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
The They have two point five million people and they
only rest two people.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I think that's a win loss. Yeah right, yeah, it
could have been.
Speaker 15 (28:10):
And against concert goers. And one of Gaga's spokespeople said
in a statement quote, her team work closely with law
enforcement throughout the planning and execution of the concert, and
all parties were confident in the.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Safety measures put in place, where I'm just glad.
Speaker 15 (28:22):
No one was hurt that nothing happened.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
On whose idea is that to blow up a Lady
Gaga concert?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Who's that guy? Right? Where has that guy been his
whole life?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Where his idea is to kill as many people at
a Lady Gaga concert as possible, man oh man. So
only two people and two types of people in this world,
people that move society forward and people that take society backwards.
Lady Gaga's moving us forward. Those two chaps tried to
take us backwards.
Speaker 15 (28:54):
Sunday Gaga wrote on Instagram, celebrating her fans, writing quote,
nothing could prepare me for the feeling I have during
last night's show, The absolute pride and joy I felt
singing for the people of Brazil. The sight of the
crowd during my opening songs took my breath away. She
has to Singapore next before she kicks off her Mayhem
Ball tour this summer. Can you at a match a
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record singing in front of that many people?
Speaker 8 (29:17):
The play was free for people. Yeah, yeah, I'm totally free.
Speaker 15 (29:20):
Well that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Yeah, she said, that's why people went because it's free. Yeah,
I know, but you still had to deal with the crowds.
You know, you may not be out two hundred bucks
in your wall, but you're still to deal with two
point five million people's that's twenty five times bigger than
the Rose Bowl. That's huge, or twenty five times bigger
than the Coliseum. Imagine twenty five coliseums. Huge, unbelievable. All right,
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Jennifer Anderson's in the news. Somebody ran into her house
or her gate.
Speaker 9 (29:55):
Now, this is a large, beautiful home here on the
nine hundred buck of Aerial Way in bel Air.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
She was thrilled about that mentioning her address.
Speaker 9 (30:02):
It's a beautiful home here on the nine hundred block
of Aerial Way in bel Air, just above Ucla. And
it was around twelve o'clock that LPED officers from the
West of Lay Division got a call regarding a burglary
suspect who had tried to crash through the front gate
of this home, but he was.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Stopped by it.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
It wasn't on accident, was on purpose, but he was stopped.
Speaker 9 (30:23):
By that guy and that security vehicle there.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Now, that officer held that suspect at gunpoint until LPD
officers could arrive to make the arrest. The suspect complained
of pain, but at this point it's unknown if he
was taken to the hospital. Now LPD can officially confirm
who the homeowner is, but.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
There we guess though that it's Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Who the homeowner is.
Speaker 9 (30:49):
But they are telling us that that person was home.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Oh wow, Jennifer was home when that happened, Beellio. I
heard that she looked out the drapes and it was
dark so she couldn't see it was and she kept going,
thebes are wrong.
Speaker 14 (31:02):
You know.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
I heard the quote was.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Joey wrongs, you guys.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
So I'm not really sure of the quote of how
accurate it is.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
You guys.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
For those people who don't know, those are references to
the show Friends.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
There you go. I always try to do the collapse.
I can never get that wrong. How many are there? Four? Okay,
and there there are four? There were five? No, there's four? Yeah, four,
that's inaccurate. Yeah, therefore doing it therefore, Yeah, but you
have it wrong. No, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (31:43):
Now.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
We checked property records for this home.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Oh my god, leave her alone. She's had a horrible night.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
And then she's got helicopters over here checking her property
taxes in her records.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Like we like, we know what they say is we
let we know we got to beat on this.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
No, we checked property records for this home, and we
are being told that this belongs to friend's actress Jennifer Aniston. Again,
we are being told that she was home when this
incident took place.
Speaker 9 (32:11):
But again, at this.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Point, it's unknown if that suspect was injured, but he
is in custody.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Oh man, he's gonna have to deal with Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
What's her character's name? Rachel? Rachel.
Speaker 9 (32:23):
That's latest here from Bellair and you've chopp before.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I'm Elon Moreno back to you in the studio.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Is it true that Ellian Moreno had the wig and
was wearing the Rachel during that news hit?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Is that true? That has not been confirmed.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Okay, all right, who is your favorite character on Friends, Belly?
I'd just like to write that down.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
All of them.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Okay, pick one Rachel? Okay, because you had that haircut
before she did.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
I did.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
That's where she got the idea. That's right.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
You were an extra on the show and she looked
over and she goes, wow, that that woman is hot.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
I'd like to have that haircut. Yes, they call it
a haircut.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
They called the Rachel. Now the Rachel was the BELLYO.
She's like, what do you call that cut? I said,
I just called the bellio and she's like, m clever.
The next thing I know, the Rachel was born ye.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
And you're out.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
I was gone yeah, and you're being given away on
a sports station.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I don't like to look at it like that.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Thank you sorry, as he likes to say.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Raffled off. Well, okay, if I am six forty
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