January 23, 2025 • 31 mins
Tim is obsessed with Demi Moore/ Demi Moore’s speech from the Academy Awards. // ‘The Substance’ viewing Party at Tim’s pad with the Conway Crew. // Mark Thompson tips at hotels like a Rockefeller // Rain Warnings and K-Rails are being placed throughout areas that were hit by the wildfires as mudslides could become another issue.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KFI Am sixty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. And it looks
like we have a little bit of wind, but no
fires that are out there doing any kind of destruction. Yeah,
diminishing win heay for the first time on the show
in two weeks. Yea where we don't have to talk
(00:20):
about a devastating fire. They misnamed the one up in
Ventura and Cameria. They called the Laguna fire, which is
a mistake because people in Laguna freaked out and they
wondered where the fire was. It was seventy miles from people,
and they call it. Do they name these fires based
on where they are originate? Was it Laguna Road or
(00:42):
something that Laguna Road?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, that's why for many years we hear KFI, at
least in the news department, we don't generally use the
names that they have for fires.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
We just talk about where they started specifically.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Oh, I said, that's a better way to go. But
you know what I always thought, Look, since this is
again a company town, I think it should be named
after the closest living celebrity. Yeah you know, Oh, it's
the Bob Barker fire. Oh my god, it's the Vandyke. Yeah,
Dick Dick Wilson. Or oh it's a Bob hopefire. Oh Jesus.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Demi Moorem gave one of the great speeches of all
time at the Golden Globe Awards. She looks great. I
don't know how old she is, but she always I
always thought that she was one of the best actresses
and best looking actresses.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Beautiful sixty two, Yeah, beautiful talented person. Wow, it looks
like she's forty two. Maybe she's on the substance so
she does. This movie is about I guess something that
you take to kind of fight aging.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Right, A fading celebrity takes a black market drug, which
is a cell replicating substance, substance that temporarily creates a younger,
better version of herself.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
And let me get something goes wrong.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Indeed.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, okay, all right, here's your speech. Listen to it.
It's really good. I think you might be if you're
an actress or an actor. I think you might be
motivated by this speech to keep going, maybe for another
couple of weeks, a couple of months, a couple of years.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It isn't expecting that.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
I'm just in shock right now. I've been doing this
a long time, like over forty five years, and this
is the first time I've ever won anything as an actor,
and I'm just so humbled and so grateful. Thirty years ago,
I had a producer tell me that I was a
(02:41):
popcorn actress.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
And.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
At that time, I made that mean that this wasn't
something that I was allowed to have, That I could
do movies that were successful, that made a lot of money,
but that I couldn't be acknowledged, and I bought in
and I believed that, and that corroded me over time
to the point where I thought a few years ago
(03:06):
that maybe this was it, maybe I was complete, maybe
I would I've done what I was supposed to do.
And as I was at kind of a low point,
I had this magical, bold, courageous, out of the box,
absolutely bonkers script come across my desk called The Substance,
and the universe told me that you're not done. And
(03:29):
I am so grateful to Courtly for trusting me to
step in and play this woman, for Margaret, for being
the other half of me that I couldn't have done without,
for looking out for me, to the people who've been
with me for over thirty years, Ken You, Vaine, Jason Weinberg,
everybody at CAAA, Untitled Lead, all of the people who
(03:52):
stood by me, especially the people who've believed in me
when I haven't believed in myself. And I'll just leave
you with one thing that I think this movie is
imparting is in those moments when we don't think we're
smart enough, or pretty enough, we're skinny enough, or successful enough,
or basically just not enough. I had a woman say
(04:13):
to me, just know you will never be enough, but
you can know the value of your worth if you
just put down the measuring stick. And so today I
celebrate this as a marker of my wholeness and of
the love that is driving me, and for the gift
of doing something I love and being reminded that I
(04:34):
do belong.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Thank you so much. That's a great speech. That's a great,
humble speech of an actress that really worked at that
at aircraft Really does. I just sent you a lot.
You know, remember she had that emergency at her house. Angel.
You know that that story better than anybody was that
(04:55):
Demi morn no Angel today, Oh No Angel, today. All right, well,
well call her at home, Okay, yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
I don't remember that, but I know she's in that
speech talking about a weird thing because the kind of
success she's had most I think actors and performers in
Hollywood would envy. But she's saying, you know, I wanted
to be taken seriously and give the kind of performances
that would be respected by my colleagues and by this industry.
And I was told, oh, you'll be popular in film,
(05:26):
but you're never going to, you know, be one of
those who has that sort of performance and that sort
of respect. And so for that reason, I mean too,
I think that sort of insecurity and also sort of
being told that and then pushing through. I think that
probably lands cleanly with a lot of people who, you know,
experience that, even if they're not in the performing arts.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
No, you're right. I think that's a great look. She's
a great ambassador for Hollywood, and Hollywood needs that kind
of ambassador right now. I think she's great. I think
it'd be a shame if she didn't win this.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
So a man was found dead in the deep end
of a pool at de me Moore's home in twenty fifteen.
I believe I didn't know after a party of the
night before. Yeah, But here's the weird thing about that call.
They called Beverly Hills nine one one, right, and they said, hey,
we need an ambulance. And the guy answering the nine
(06:20):
one one call said, you don't live in Beverly Hills,
and she said, we live in Beverly Hills. They've been
besking people all the time that they live in Beverly Hills,
but they're like nine feet from the border. And there
was an whole argument of where they were living while
this guy was at the bottom of the pool.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
She apparently was out of the country at the time.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Oh, she was okay. And then they called, you know,
and then like, oh we got to call Los Angeles. Oh,
you know, called that nine one one. Got al mighty,
it was going to show up, you know, the Wrinling
Brothers circus. But it was odd that, you know, you
would have that argument when you call nine one one.
It's like, you don't live in Beverly Hills. Yes we do,
(07:02):
Yes we do. Our gate says Beverly Hills. Our license
ses Beverly Hills. We live in Beverly Sorry, he's he's dying,
let's get him a hand here. But I think she
would be great.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
It was a homeless person who was there.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
There was a party the night before that was held
by an assistant of hers.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
But wasn't there another story that she had Demi Moore
had a I don't know it was. She was hospitalized
after a nine to one one call. Isn't that what?
It wasn't on CNN. I think I heard that on
CNN or something. I'd have to look it up. Look,
I don't know every celebrity's nine one one calls. Oh,
I just thought it'll keep up on it like that.
(07:42):
But I think this is let me let me play
this here.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
Is Showbiz Tonight that they did respond to a call
from Demi's address that was a ten forty one last night,
and they took her to the hospital about thirty minutes later.
Her representative is saying this to Showbiz Tonight. Because of
the stresses in her life right now to me, has
chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and
improve her overall health, looks forward to getting well, and
(08:05):
is grateful for the support of her family and friends.
At least one of those stresses is inevitably Demi's impending
divorce from Ashton Kutcher. There are unconfirmed reports out there
that Tom had a seizure related either to an eating
disorder or substance abuse or both. So we did ask
Dimi's rep about the reports of substance abuse.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
We were told substance abuse, and she's in the substance
about that.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh, but apparently she was smoking something not marijuana, that's
kind of similar to incense when she started having convulsions.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Wasn't its whippets?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, no, that's me.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
I don't think you smoke those. I think you haal
Yeah right, yeah those, but we sniffed before the show. Yeah,
and someone else had said, yeah whippets.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Okay, so what a comeback? I mean, you know, for
somebody to do whippets being called by, you know, for
an ambulance because you're flipping out. There might have been
some kind of substance. I don't know what's going on.
Her husband or now ex husband's dying, her other husband
left her, and she was able to put it together
to do this substance where she made a lot of
(09:07):
you know, a lot of people, a lot of money
in a very successful role in this movie, and she
won the Golden Globe. I think she deserves the Oscar.
Having said that, I've not seen the movie, but if
I do see the movie, I still am going to
say the same thing.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I watched half of it.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Shannon Farren said it was great.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
A lot of people have said it. Go.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Look, she's nominated for an Academy work. Have you seen that?
Have you saying it? The other movies that she you know,
the other actors Demi Moore has been no the performances
that she's up against.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I meant like Superman.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Like when you say when you said, was she in Superman?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Wasn't Tmmy Warren?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
So that was? What was that?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Lindsay Wagner Adams, No Superman?
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Was uh?
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Margot Kidder? No, yes, Margot Kidder, Mark Kenner. I get
her mixed up. Maybe you really shouldn't be voting. No,
I definitely should not be voting. I do not vote.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I do not, But I'm asking Hollywood, if you're listening,
I think this young lady needs this Oscar. I think
it'd be a great moment for Hollywood, right, I think
Debbie Moore, I'm gonna I'm gonna.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Go out there and you're gonna start campaigning campaign for
That's that's what it's about, sadly, I mean that's about
It's about both performance and campaign.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I'm gonna spend the next I think voting starts February eleventh.
They have a week of voting February because they've got
to give everyone time to see the move sure, and
I think they vote between eleventh, the eleventh and the eighteenth.
And so I'm gonna go out there and campaign for
Debi Moore.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
That's really exciting. I haven't seen you really lean into
a cause like this since.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I think she's great. I always thought she was terrific,
you know, and I look anything for Lois Lane.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Thank god we have no fires burning. Mark Thompson's here
and we were talking about Deni Moore. She's up for
an oscar. The Substance. I'm gonna watch it tonight. I
am too. I think maybe we should all watch it.
Would you watch a croch the Substance? You look at
it right? Oh yeah? And what about you, Stephush? Will
(11:16):
you watch the Substance? Yeah, I really want to see it.
Yeah I do too. Yeah, well let's watch it together.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Let's all go to Conway's house and watch it. Yeah,
come on, boy, one of those big theaters. I tell
you what I do have that's new at my house.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
What's that? Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Nothing? I bought for fifty nine dollars at Big five.
I bought a golf net. You know what that means.
You know what that is. You hit the golf ball
into the net right exactly. And I had it in
the backyard. I put it up on my daughter's old trampoline,
(11:50):
like to hold it up. Sure, I'm hitting golf balls.
I hit first one my back, I throw something in
my back. I'm like, oh no, and I said, I'm
gonna work through this. I kept hitting him. I went
to a lower club, you know, the wedge, and then
I worked myself up to the three wood and about
I don't know, maybe the eighteenth or nineteenth ball. This
(12:11):
is the net into the neighbor's yard breaks a window.
Now it's not a regular window. It's an effing stained
glass window with two roses on it. It was put
there probably when they bought that house in nineteen thirty eight.
It went through the window. They're out of town, and
(12:33):
so now I've either got to sneak into the house
to get the golf ball right and say I don't
know what's going on. That's the Seinfeld episode. Yeah, I
have nothing to do with it. I don't know, or
I've got to confess that I did it. But how
much is that going to cost me? I mean, you know,
you've got to go to an artist. Can you go
to a glass guy and do that?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
There may be because it is a stained glass window,
there may be some artistry required the replacement.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
So it's a stain glass window from nineteen thirty eight,
you'll think it's gonna be expensive. Is a big window, No,
it's small. It's probably about it's a round. It's it's
a circle, oh my god, and a crosier please you're
I'm already sweating and that, oh my god is not helping.
But it's a round thing. It's probably two feet in
diameter FORIR circumference.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Whatever it is, so means it's pretty detailed.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
It's very detailed.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Well, you're going to need an artist.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
And the golf ball went through.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
It and you're gonna need hear.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, but I'm thinking about suing Big Five because they
said that that purpose of the net was to catch
the balls.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
So yeah, talk to a sweet James Bergner about that.
Maybe not even sweet James can help you on this one.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
You know what, It's such a It was so unbelieva
because when it left and it didn't hit the net,
I'm like, it's going to break a window.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Are your bols monogrammed?
Speaker 7 (13:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
No, no, I mean not even the golf balls.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Yeah, but the neighbors going to the neighbor is going
to see. Yeah, the fact that you continue to hit
golf balls.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Oh no, I quit.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I threw that.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I threw the net away in the clubs away. He's
not gonna have any idea with me. He's out of town.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I said it must have come from Griffith Park golf Court.
This is every bit of like five miles from here. Tim,
drive and curb.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Your enthusiasm or the loves Raymond.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
When it missed the net, I went one to one
thousand and two, one thousand, I know I'm gonna hear
a bang.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
It's great.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
You got the kind of velocity on your golf ball
though you hit it, you hit it hard.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
So I don't know. I think it's going to be
a thousand bucks. I think it'll be more than that. Yeah, yeah,
no way, I said one thousand. Just as I was kidding,
I thought I was. I was willing to spend like fifty.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
I was think at fifteen to two, what, well, it's
they've got a craft this, you know, if it is
as you've represented, they have to craft this stained glass
and then they have to install it.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I'm not spending two thousand dollars. I'll fight that in.
I'll say I didn't do it. Hey, bellio bello, let's
not post this segment.
Speaker 9 (15:09):
You do what.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Let's not post this podcast segment.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I stepped up for a second.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Let's not post this.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Don't worry.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
We'll talk about it later. Don't please don't post this one.
I We'll talk about it later, but don't please don't
post this one. I gotta I just realized the guy's
out of town. He doesn't have iHeartRadio. He barely knows
you know, what radio is. And I think I can
get away with it. If I just lay low, maybe
I could move by the time he gets here. By
(15:38):
the time he gets back, That's about possible. Right through
the middle of it, the middle of his effing stained
glass window. And I could see the ball inside through
his other windows. So there's just a hole in the glass, right, No, no, no,
it's a perfect hole. It's almost like it. We can
fix that. But I think that glass is so brittle
(15:59):
that that's why it made a perfect hole. Can you
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It's not that other load now, But if I do
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Speaker 4 (16:26):
But I don't think I'm over tip.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
But you said you're a massive tipper.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
I did not well on huge tippers on the maids
in the hotel I am.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Now it's like I tip in on hotel maids. I
like to give ten bucks or twenty bucks a day,
unless I'm there for like five or six days. I
might give him forty for the whole trip. But in Vegas,
they're they're on board. Yeah, like if I get if
I get killed down downstairs, they go down with the ship.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Yeah no, but I take I take care of them maids.
There's something about Vegas tipping also, but just in general.
When I'm on vacation, I'm ha been like a Rockefeller.
I don't know why.
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(18:46):
When he goes on vacation, you said you're like a Rockefeller.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Let me just me this. I'm not.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
I'm just I just tip an appropriate amount. I'm not
something like over tiper it but use the term Rockefeller. Well,
when I go into a hotel and I'm a new guest,
I'm tipping like a Rockefeller, because.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
What does rockefeller mean? Well, how much a night.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
It's not that it's before that even happens. And when
they take the bags out of the cab, I give
that guy ten bucks. And then the guy takes the
bag from the cab to the front desk, give that
guy ten bucks.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
And the guy from the.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
From the desk up to the to the room, he'll
get between ten and twenty depending on how many bags
we have, So I try to take care. Then I
tip the front desk person who's gonna be the room.
So my point is when I come in, I come
in hot okay, but I'm not you know, for a
normal dinner or something. I'm not like some incredible tipper
at all, but I but when I'm at a hotel,
I've just come back from a hotel. So that's where
(19:36):
this comes from. I always take care of the maid
service people, always, so between five and twenty every day,
but most of the time it's twenty bucks a day,
no between. Usually it's between five and fifteen. So the
reason it's that is because if I've asked for something,
Hey can I get some extra mouth washed there or
something like that, and then I'll leave them more, you
know what I mean. So anyway, point is this, we've
(19:58):
been there for three days, all right, This is.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
So she could stand to bank fifteen bucks over the
three days.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Right, five bucks are or more? In this case, I
did leave her. We left her going. I think she
I'm going to say she was maybe twice that thirty bucks,
which's probably not okay, so.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Not a big deal.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Should get a condo in Maui.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
But I'm what I'm saying is that we're compulsed. I'm
compulsive about it, like I really, because I think that
they get stiffed a lot. She buy a boat. So
last day we said, uh, what time we're leaving my
in court? He said, I'll be out of here by
eleven forty five. Said okay, And so I'm going down
to get a coffee and I see the lady who
cleans the room, and she's right there and she's got
(20:36):
that cart, you know, with all that stuff, and I said, hello,
good morning, thank you so much. I said, we're going
to be leaving at eleven forty five, and want you
to know you'll be able to get into the room.
Then she said, oh, thank you. I said, you've been
taking care of the room every day? You've been cleaning it?
She said yes, I said every day you've been cleaning it.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
She said, all these conditions on this show.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
So I gave her a five in addition to the
money we're going to leave her at the end. I
gave her I've kind of in person. She said, oh,
thank you very very much. So that's my point. It's
not and it's not like a lot of money, but
the point is I let to let it fly. I
walk about fifteen feet and there's another lady there with
a cleaning cart, another five and she asks me when
will you be leaving the room? Tag team and I said,
(21:19):
we'll be leaving at eleven forty five. I said, have
you been taking care of the room every day? She said, yes,
I'm taking care of it every day. I said no,
But are you the person who's actually taking care of it?
Because she spoke English better than the first lady.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Right, But I want to say, before you we continue,
do you think the Rockefeller's ever had this conversation?
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Okay, you know what I shouldn't have mentioned the Rockefellers.
You're going to let the Rockefelders go. Okay, you know,
really you can kill a story like nobody else.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
What is your problem?
Speaker 5 (21:47):
So then I why can't you do what I do
for you, which is just sit there and laugh?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Did you make her crawl on her hands and get you.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
In the end of the store. You got to kill
my store. It's not that great to begin with.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
So you got the two ladies fighting for the five.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
So then she says, I said, oh, I thought that
lady was the lady who cleaned the room. She said, no, no, no, no,
I've been cleaning the room every day. Said now I'm thinking, oh,
I just blew away five bucks on that last lady,
and now I'm in a blow and and so I
reach in, I get a five, and I give her
the five dollars. But I said, thank you very much much.
I said, I we left a little bit more behind
for you. And then I am at the elevators about
(22:27):
to about to turn the corner with the other and
there's a third Oh no, I swear it, Oh my god, incredible.
She's got a cart just like the other two ladies.
And I said, we're at the we're at the corner.
She said hello. She initiated, she said good morning. I
said hello. I said, we're going to be We're at
the end of the hose says oh, yes, yes, yes, yes,
I have cleaned your room there, and I just reached
(22:52):
in my pocket. I give her another five and that's it.
It was the longest Yeah, it was the most expensive
hallway that i'd run into. But that was so one
of those people is not telling the truth, right, at
least one of them.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Two of them, maybe, yeah, maybe two of them.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Do you.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I like it when they leave an envelope with their
name on it. I think that's a cool thing, right,
And then you can just slip it in there. Yeah, right,
because otherwise you don't know if they're going to come in,
and they don't know if you're coming back, and you
just left a twenty there and they don't know whether
to take it or not, right, or sometimes they'll have
a pen and a piece of paper you can write
thank you. Do you write them a note?
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Yes? I do. I read a little smiley face. How
do you do? Yeah? Yeah, I really like to bond
with the people to clean the room.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I write, I thank you the room looks beautiful Rockefeller JD.
I give them the old JD. Yeah, but those people,
they're good. But the banging on the door when you're
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sleeping at eleven thirty when you're supposed to check out
at ten thirty, that's that sometimes tries crazy.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Well, when you get the knock on the door and
you open it, it's not them, it's like they're supervisor
somebody else who's dressed in like the business student goes,
excuse me.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
I just want to know what time you be leaving.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, And I purposely frows my hair up and I answer, nude,
it can help you. We'll be we'll come back, we'll
come back. Thanks. Yeah, that sends them off. But that's
that's great though, that these uh you know these are
they all retired.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
They've all got it. They've all got a plan, a
retirement plan. That's great.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
What hotel was it?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Nice?
Speaker 5 (24:37):
The Palace Hotel, which I really like, and too's very
old school. That's why I like to everybody get on
and then here's something else. When you tip early, they
particular the doorman and everybody, they all know your name.
When you come down to the lobby, mister Thompson good morning. Well,
you know, it's like there's just a different vibe. It
feels like home.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
You know.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I heard from you remember John from the John and
Jeff Show.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Oh yeah, I think so, The John.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
A Jeff Show. You spay on kalos X. I learned
this from him. He said, when you go to a
crowded bar, like it's five deep around the whole bar.
It's a club or you know, a restaurant whatever it is,
and you're watching sports, or you know, it's a club
at a disco tech and you're dancing. But when you
get your first beer or your first drink, you pay,
you know, twelve dollars for the drink, and you give
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him an additional twenty right there, and you say, hey,
here's the twelve dollars of the drink, and here's a
twenty for you. And he looks at you and he
remembers that phase, and now every time he scans the
bar and he sees your face, he comes right up
to you.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
That's exact. Same early tip, exact same concept. Early tip right.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah, tip them early, but don't tip him long or
whatever they're saying is tip em early but not like
I don't.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Know, but I know what TIP stands for to ensure
prompt service?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Oh, that'd be tips, Yeah, okay, yeah, that.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I'd always heard that.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
That that's when he gave away to all those women tips. Yeah,
tips to ensure prompt.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
And well the case of the John and Jeff guy,
it worked. In the case of my you know, at
the beginning of my stay, it worked as well.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
That's right. Yeah, all right, Tom.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
Anyway, very very good little run through gratuity land. There
you go, buddy, you are a big tipper.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
All right.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
We're live on KFI. It's Conway and jd over here.
Speaker 8 (26:21):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty Conway Shell.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Mark Thompson is here. That's always cool, right.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Fun to come in this week on Thursday because I
wasn't in town on Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Thank you for inviting me.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, thank you for coming in.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Man.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
All right, we got rain warnings for this weekend rain warnings.
I don't you know what that is.
Speaker 9 (26:44):
I'm on pch No will Will Rogers Estate Beach and
we've seen several trucks filled with k ralls hauling them
up and down this road here. In fact, right behind me,
they just placed with some cranes, some brand new k
rolls here. With the rain expected to come soon, the
city is taking precautions so even more damage isn't done.
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California has gone about eight months without significant rainfall, and
while the wet weather would have been welcome before the wildfires,
now it has many here on edge.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
The rain overall is good and that's what we expected,
but we expected a couple of weeks or maybe a
month before.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
But now, yeah, we can only brave race or so.
Speaker 9 (27:25):
I think people are really concerned about the rains that
are coming because those cause mudslides, and right now I
guess the ground is really unstable.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
So yeah, we got to watch the rain this weekend.
It's going to be raining, at least in the in
the San Fernando Valley, I'll tell you when it's going
to rain and in La but it looks like the
rain is coming in on Sunday. For the San Fernando Valley.
It's going to start fairly early on Sunday, six am
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on Sunday and it's going to go all the way
to six pm on and off to six pm. All right,
So that's the San Fernando Valley. Now, if you want
to talk about Lancaster. Got a lot of people live
live up in Lancaster who listened to KFI. If you're
living Lancaster, that rain is going to start around six pm,
six seven pm on Sunday. Wow, and it's going to
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go into Monday, Monday. Forty five percent chances of rain
in Lancaster. That's from noon to three pm. Sh it's
the latter part of the weekend. Yes, Sunday and Monday. Now,
if you're in Malibu, Malibu, California, seventy percent chance of
rain on Sunday, seventy percent chance of rain starting at
(28:38):
six am on and off till six pm. So that's
where you got to be careful out there in these
burned scar areas. If you're in Big Bear, you're gonna
get snow. You're gonna get snow on Sunday and Monday.
On Sunday, it's gonna start snowing up in Big Bear,
in Lake Arrowhead around two pm all the way it'll
seven pm. And then on Monday from one pm to
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four pm. And again those times may vary, you know,
I'm sure they will, but it's going to be a wet,
cold weekend here in southern California. Mark the high on
Sunday while it's raining in the San Fernanza Valley is
forty nine degrees.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
That's unreal. It's really a like a radical atmospheric change.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yes, yeah, it's unbelievable. And so you've got to be
aware that you know that the worst thing that can
happen now, you know, after these fires is we get
a lot of storms and we get a lot of
mud and all that that toxic debris flows right into
the ocean. It's it's horrible, man, What have we done
to deserve this as a community, you know, I mean,
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we really got our ass kicked here.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
I mean, what's happened is overall right, the big picture
thing is that we've built a very big society and
city on a place that has a lot of natural limitations,
and some of those natural limitations are busting back on us.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, and I don't know what the answer is, but
you know, right now tomorrow we'll have being a guy
come on to talk about fire insurance. Right now, if
you try to buy new fire insurance in Southern California,
no major companies writing new policies. So unless you buy,
unless you buy a house for all cash. If you
have a mortgage, you need fire insurance. Bank, the bank,
(30:29):
the lender makes you get fire insurance, and you can't
get it now nobody's writing new policies.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Well, you need then the fair plan, right.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Right, And that's expensive and I don't know what that.
I don't know if some mortgages will allow you to
have just the fare plans. I think it's up to
three million, is what it was. Is that right?
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
All right, but it's a But you're right, this is
the contemporary issue we're having because and we mentioned this
before the fire, Remember we talked about this. I was
mentioning that insurance companies are pulling out of the state
and increasingly just to support the real estate industry. They
have this fair plan, but that there are limitations and
it doesn't have deep enough pockets to cover everybody.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I think you're right, And when we come back, I'm
going to play you some audio. Mortgage relief is on
the way for people who have burned out, got burned
out of your home, your apartment, your condo, your townhouse,
whatever you got going, if you were burned out of
your living quarters, there is some relief when it comes
to a mortgage.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
Well, because you're still paying that more on that mortgage
on that note.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah yeah, I mean when when it's and your property
is worth now you know one tenth of what it was, right,
So we'll come back. We'll give you the good news.
There is relief on the way when it comes to
your mortgage. It's Conway and Thompson. We're live right here
on KFI AM six forty Conway Show on demand on
the iHeartRadio app. Now you can always hear us live
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on KFI AM six forty four to seven pm Monday
through Friday, and anytime on demand on the iHeart Radio app.
It's KFI Am sixty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. And it looks
like we have a little bit of wind, but no
fires that are out there doing any kind of destruction. Yeah,
diminishing win heay for the first time on the show
in two weeks. Yea where we don't have to talk
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about a devastating fire. They misnamed the one up in
Ventura and Cameria. They called the Laguna fire, which is
a mistake because people in Laguna freaked out and they
wondered where the fire was. It was seventy miles from people,
and they call it. Do they name these fires based
on where they are originate? Was it Laguna Road or
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something that Laguna Road?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, that's why for many years we hear KFI, at
least in the news department, we don't generally use the
names that they have for fires.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
We just talk about where they started specifically.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Oh, I said, that's a better way to go. But
you know what I always thought, Look, since this is
again a company town, I think it should be named
after the closest living celebrity. Yeah you know, Oh, it's
the Bob Barker fire. Oh my god, it's the Vandyke. Yeah,
Dick Dick Wilson. Or oh it's a Bob hopefire. Oh Jesus.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Demi Moorem gave one of the great speeches of all
time at the Golden Globe Awards. She looks great. I
don't know how old she is, but she always I
always thought that she was one of the best actresses
and best looking actresses.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Beautiful sixty two, Yeah, beautiful talented person. Wow, it looks
like she's forty two. Maybe she's on the substance so
she does. This movie is about I guess something that
you take to kind of fight aging.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Right, A fading celebrity takes a black market drug, which
is a cell replicating substance, substance that temporarily creates a younger,
better version of herself.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
And let me get something goes wrong.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Indeed.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, okay, all right, here's your speech. Listen to it.
It's really good. I think you might be if you're
an actress or an actor. I think you might be
motivated by this speech to keep going, maybe for another
couple of weeks, a couple of months, a couple of years.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It isn't expecting that.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
I'm just in shock right now. I've been doing this
a long time, like over forty five years, and this
is the first time I've ever won anything as an actor,
and I'm just so humbled and so grateful. Thirty years ago,
I had a producer tell me that I was a
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popcorn actress.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
And.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
At that time, I made that mean that this wasn't
something that I was allowed to have, That I could
do movies that were successful, that made a lot of money,
but that I couldn't be acknowledged, and I bought in
and I believed that, and that corroded me over time
to the point where I thought a few years ago
(03:06):
that maybe this was it, maybe I was complete, maybe
I would I've done what I was supposed to do.
And as I was at kind of a low point,
I had this magical, bold, courageous, out of the box,
absolutely bonkers script come across my desk called The Substance,
and the universe told me that you're not done. And
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I am so grateful to Courtly for trusting me to
step in and play this woman, for Margaret, for being
the other half of me that I couldn't have done without,
for looking out for me, to the people who've been
with me for over thirty years, Ken You, Vaine, Jason Weinberg,
everybody at CAAA, Untitled Lead, all of the people who
(03:52):
stood by me, especially the people who've believed in me
when I haven't believed in myself. And I'll just leave
you with one thing that I think this movie is
imparting is in those moments when we don't think we're
smart enough, or pretty enough, we're skinny enough, or successful enough,
or basically just not enough. I had a woman say
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to me, just know you will never be enough, but
you can know the value of your worth if you
just put down the measuring stick. And so today I
celebrate this as a marker of my wholeness and of
the love that is driving me, and for the gift
of doing something I love and being reminded that I
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do belong.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Thank you so much. That's a great speech. That's a great,
humble speech of an actress that really worked at that
at aircraft Really does. I just sent you a lot.
You know, remember she had that emergency at her house. Angel.
You know that that story better than anybody was that
(04:55):
Demi morn no Angel today, Oh No Angel, today. All right, well,
well call her at home, Okay, yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
I don't remember that, but I know she's in that
speech talking about a weird thing because the kind of
success she's had most I think actors and performers in
Hollywood would envy. But she's saying, you know, I wanted
to be taken seriously and give the kind of performances
that would be respected by my colleagues and by this industry.
And I was told, oh, you'll be popular in film,
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but you're never going to, you know, be one of
those who has that sort of performance and that sort
of respect. And so for that reason, I mean too,
I think that sort of insecurity and also sort of
being told that and then pushing through. I think that
probably lands cleanly with a lot of people who, you know,
experience that, even if they're not in the performing arts.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
No, you're right. I think that's a great look. She's
a great ambassador for Hollywood, and Hollywood needs that kind
of ambassador right now. I think she's great. I think
it'd be a shame if she didn't win this.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
So a man was found dead in the deep end
of a pool at de me Moore's home in twenty fifteen.
I believe I didn't know after a party of the
night before. Yeah, But here's the weird thing about that call.
They called Beverly Hills nine one one, right, and they said, hey,
we need an ambulance. And the guy answering the nine
(06:20):
one one call said, you don't live in Beverly Hills,
and she said, we live in Beverly Hills. They've been
besking people all the time that they live in Beverly Hills,
but they're like nine feet from the border. And there
was an whole argument of where they were living while
this guy was at the bottom of the pool.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
She apparently was out of the country at the time.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Oh, she was okay. And then they called, you know,
and then like, oh we got to call Los Angeles. Oh,
you know, called that nine one one. Got al mighty,
it was going to show up, you know, the Wrinling
Brothers circus. But it was odd that, you know, you
would have that argument when you call nine one one.
It's like, you don't live in Beverly Hills. Yes we do,
(07:02):
Yes we do. Our gate says Beverly Hills. Our license
ses Beverly Hills. We live in Beverly Sorry, he's he's dying,
let's get him a hand here. But I think she
would be great.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
It was a homeless person who was there.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
There was a party the night before that was held
by an assistant of hers.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
But wasn't there another story that she had Demi Moore
had a I don't know it was. She was hospitalized
after a nine to one one call. Isn't that what?
It wasn't on CNN. I think I heard that on
CNN or something. I'd have to look it up. Look,
I don't know every celebrity's nine one one calls. Oh,
I just thought it'll keep up on it like that.
(07:42):
But I think this is let me let me play
this here.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
Is Showbiz Tonight that they did respond to a call
from Demi's address that was a ten forty one last night,
and they took her to the hospital about thirty minutes later.
Her representative is saying this to Showbiz Tonight. Because of
the stresses in her life right now to me, has
chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and
improve her overall health, looks forward to getting well, and
(08:05):
is grateful for the support of her family and friends.
At least one of those stresses is inevitably Demi's impending
divorce from Ashton Kutcher. There are unconfirmed reports out there
that Tom had a seizure related either to an eating
disorder or substance abuse or both. So we did ask
Dimi's rep about the reports of substance abuse.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
We were told substance abuse, and she's in the substance
about that.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh, but apparently she was smoking something not marijuana, that's
kind of similar to incense when she started having convulsions.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Wasn't its whippets?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, no, that's me.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
I don't think you smoke those. I think you haal
Yeah right, yeah those, but we sniffed before the show. Yeah,
and someone else had said, yeah whippets.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Okay, so what a comeback? I mean, you know, for
somebody to do whippets being called by, you know, for
an ambulance because you're flipping out. There might have been
some kind of substance. I don't know what's going on.
Her husband or now ex husband's dying, her other husband
left her, and she was able to put it together
to do this substance where she made a lot of
(09:07):
you know, a lot of people, a lot of money
in a very successful role in this movie, and she
won the Golden Globe. I think she deserves the Oscar.
Having said that, I've not seen the movie, but if
I do see the movie, I still am going to
say the same thing.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I watched half of it.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Shannon Farren said it was great.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
A lot of people have said it. Go.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Look, she's nominated for an Academy work. Have you seen that?
Have you saying it? The other movies that she you know,
the other actors Demi Moore has been no the performances
that she's up against.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I meant like Superman.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Like when you say when you said, was she in Superman?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Wasn't Tmmy Warren?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
So that was? What was that?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Lindsay Wagner Adams, No Superman?
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Was uh?
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Margot Kidder? No, yes, Margot Kidder, Mark Kenner. I get
her mixed up. Maybe you really shouldn't be voting. No,
I definitely should not be voting. I do not vote.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I do not, But I'm asking Hollywood, if you're listening,
I think this young lady needs this Oscar. I think
it'd be a great moment for Hollywood, right, I think
Debbie Moore, I'm gonna I'm gonna.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Go out there and you're gonna start campaigning campaign for
That's that's what it's about, sadly, I mean that's about
It's about both performance and campaign.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I'm gonna spend the next I think voting starts February eleventh.
They have a week of voting February because they've got
to give everyone time to see the move sure, and
I think they vote between eleventh, the eleventh and the eighteenth.
And so I'm gonna go out there and campaign for
Debi Moore.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
That's really exciting. I haven't seen you really lean into
a cause like this since.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I think she's great. I always thought she was terrific,
you know, and I look anything for Lois Lane.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Thank god we have no fires burning. Mark Thompson's here
and we were talking about Deni Moore. She's up for
an oscar. The Substance. I'm gonna watch it tonight. I
am too. I think maybe we should all watch it.
Would you watch a croch the Substance? You look at
it right? Oh yeah? And what about you, Stephush? Will
(11:16):
you watch the Substance? Yeah, I really want to see it.
Yeah I do too. Yeah, well let's watch it together.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Let's all go to Conway's house and watch it. Yeah,
come on, boy, one of those big theaters. I tell
you what I do have that's new at my house.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
What's that? Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Nothing? I bought for fifty nine dollars at Big five.
I bought a golf net. You know what that means.
You know what that is. You hit the golf ball
into the net right exactly. And I had it in
the backyard. I put it up on my daughter's old trampoline,
(11:50):
like to hold it up. Sure, I'm hitting golf balls.
I hit first one my back, I throw something in
my back. I'm like, oh no, and I said, I'm
gonna work through this. I kept hitting him. I went
to a lower club, you know, the wedge, and then
I worked myself up to the three wood and about
I don't know, maybe the eighteenth or nineteenth ball. This
(12:11):
is the net into the neighbor's yard breaks a window.
Now it's not a regular window. It's an effing stained
glass window with two roses on it. It was put
there probably when they bought that house in nineteen thirty eight.
It went through the window. They're out of town, and
(12:33):
so now I've either got to sneak into the house
to get the golf ball right and say I don't
know what's going on. That's the Seinfeld episode. Yeah, I
have nothing to do with it. I don't know, or
I've got to confess that I did it. But how
much is that going to cost me? I mean, you know,
you've got to go to an artist. Can you go
to a glass guy and do that?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
There may be because it is a stained glass window,
there may be some artistry required the replacement.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
So it's a stain glass window from nineteen thirty eight,
you'll think it's gonna be expensive. Is a big window, No,
it's small. It's probably about it's a round. It's it's
a circle, oh my god, and a crosier please you're
I'm already sweating and that, oh my god is not helping.
But it's a round thing. It's probably two feet in
diameter FORIR circumference.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Whatever it is, so means it's pretty detailed.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
It's very detailed.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Well, you're going to need an artist.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
And the golf ball went through.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
It and you're gonna need hear.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, but I'm thinking about suing Big Five because they
said that that purpose of the net was to catch
the balls.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
So yeah, talk to a sweet James Bergner about that.
Maybe not even sweet James can help you on this one.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
You know what, It's such a It was so unbelieva
because when it left and it didn't hit the net,
I'm like, it's going to break a window.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Are your bols monogrammed?
Speaker 7 (13:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
No, no, I mean not even the golf balls.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Yeah, but the neighbors going to the neighbor is going
to see. Yeah, the fact that you continue to hit
golf balls.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Oh no, I quit.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I threw that.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I threw the net away in the clubs away. He's
not gonna have any idea with me. He's out of town.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I said it must have come from Griffith Park golf Court.
This is every bit of like five miles from here. Tim,
drive and curb.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Your enthusiasm or the loves Raymond.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
When it missed the net, I went one to one
thousand and two, one thousand, I know I'm gonna hear
a bang.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
It's great.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
You got the kind of velocity on your golf ball
though you hit it, you hit it hard.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
So I don't know. I think it's going to be
a thousand bucks. I think it'll be more than that. Yeah, yeah,
no way, I said one thousand. Just as I was kidding,
I thought I was. I was willing to spend like fifty.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
I was think at fifteen to two, what, well, it's
they've got a craft this, you know, if it is
as you've represented, they have to craft this stained glass
and then they have to install it.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I'm not spending two thousand dollars. I'll fight that in.
I'll say I didn't do it. Hey, bellio bello, let's
not post this segment.
Speaker 9 (15:09):
You do what.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Let's not post this podcast segment.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I stepped up for a second.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Let's not post this.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Don't worry.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
We'll talk about it later. Don't please don't post this one.
I We'll talk about it later, but don't please don't
post this one. I gotta I just realized the guy's
out of town. He doesn't have iHeartRadio. He barely knows
you know, what radio is. And I think I can
get away with it. If I just lay low, maybe
I could move by the time he gets here. By
(15:38):
the time he gets back, That's about possible. Right through
the middle of it, the middle of his effing stained
glass window. And I could see the ball inside through
his other windows. So there's just a hole in the glass, right, No, no, no,
it's a perfect hole. It's almost like it. We can
fix that. But I think that glass is so brittle
(15:59):
that that's why it made a perfect hole. Can you
call safe light, safe flight repair, safe light?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
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Speaker 1 (16:06):
That's a great safe light commercial. Let's get him on
board as an advertiser. All right, Mark Tooms when we
come back, is the biggest tipper in the world. He's
got a great tipping story. Oh yeah, I do actually
high end this guy. This guy. You know, if you
ever go to a restaurant and Mark comes in, you
are in.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
It's not that other load now, But if I do
take care of everybody.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
But I don't think I'm over tip.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
But you said you're a massive tipper.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
I did not well on huge tippers on the maids
in the hotel I am.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Now it's like I tip in on hotel maids. I
like to give ten bucks or twenty bucks a day,
unless I'm there for like five or six days. I
might give him forty for the whole trip. But in Vegas,
they're they're on board. Yeah, like if I get if
I get killed down downstairs, they go down with the ship.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Yeah no, but I take I take care of them maids.
There's something about Vegas tipping also, but just in general.
When I'm on vacation, I'm ha been like a Rockefeller.
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Okay, we come back, we'll see what a Rockefeller is.
Speaker 8 (17:04):
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(18:46):
When he goes on vacation, you said you're like a Rockefeller.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Let me just me this. I'm not.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
I'm just I just tip an appropriate amount. I'm not
something like over tiper it but use the term Rockefeller. Well,
when I go into a hotel and I'm a new guest,
I'm tipping like a Rockefeller, because.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
What does rockefeller mean? Well, how much a night.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
It's not that it's before that even happens. And when
they take the bags out of the cab, I give
that guy ten bucks. And then the guy takes the
bag from the cab to the front desk, give that
guy ten bucks.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
And the guy from the.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
From the desk up to the to the room, he'll
get between ten and twenty depending on how many bags
we have, So I try to take care. Then I
tip the front desk person who's gonna be the room.
So my point is when I come in, I come
in hot okay, but I'm not you know, for a
normal dinner or something. I'm not like some incredible tipper
at all, but I but when I'm at a hotel,
I've just come back from a hotel. So that's where
(19:36):
this comes from. I always take care of the maid
service people, always, so between five and twenty every day,
but most of the time it's twenty bucks a day,
no between. Usually it's between five and fifteen. So the
reason it's that is because if I've asked for something,
Hey can I get some extra mouth washed there or
something like that, and then I'll leave them more, you
know what I mean. So anyway, point is this, we've
(19:58):
been there for three days, all right, This is.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
So she could stand to bank fifteen bucks over the
three days.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Right, five bucks are or more? In this case, I
did leave her. We left her going. I think she
I'm going to say she was maybe twice that thirty bucks,
which's probably not okay, so.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Not a big deal.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Should get a condo in Maui.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
But I'm what I'm saying is that we're compulsed. I'm
compulsive about it, like I really, because I think that
they get stiffed a lot. She buy a boat. So
last day we said, uh, what time we're leaving my
in court? He said, I'll be out of here by
eleven forty five. Said okay, And so I'm going down
to get a coffee and I see the lady who
cleans the room, and she's right there and she's got
(20:36):
that cart, you know, with all that stuff, and I said, hello,
good morning, thank you so much. I said, we're going
to be leaving at eleven forty five, and want you
to know you'll be able to get into the room.
Then she said, oh, thank you. I said, you've been
taking care of the room every day? You've been cleaning it?
She said yes, I said every day you've been cleaning it.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
She said, all these conditions on this show.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
So I gave her a five in addition to the
money we're going to leave her at the end. I
gave her I've kind of in person. She said, oh,
thank you very very much. So that's my point. It's
not and it's not like a lot of money, but
the point is I let to let it fly. I
walk about fifteen feet and there's another lady there with
a cleaning cart, another five and she asks me when
will you be leaving the room? Tag team and I said,
(21:19):
we'll be leaving at eleven forty five. I said, have
you been taking care of the room every day? She said, yes,
I'm taking care of it every day. I said no,
But are you the person who's actually taking care of it?
Because she spoke English better than the first lady.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Right, But I want to say, before you we continue,
do you think the Rockefeller's ever had this conversation?
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Okay, you know what I shouldn't have mentioned the Rockefellers.
You're going to let the Rockefelders go. Okay, you know,
really you can kill a story like nobody else.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
What is your problem?
Speaker 5 (21:47):
So then I why can't you do what I do
for you, which is just sit there and laugh?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Did you make her crawl on her hands and get you.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
In the end of the store. You got to kill
my store. It's not that great to begin with.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
So you got the two ladies fighting for the five.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
So then she says, I said, oh, I thought that
lady was the lady who cleaned the room. She said, no, no, no, no,
I've been cleaning the room every day. Said now I'm thinking, oh,
I just blew away five bucks on that last lady,
and now I'm in a blow and and so I
reach in, I get a five, and I give her
the five dollars. But I said, thank you very much much.
I said, I we left a little bit more behind
for you. And then I am at the elevators about
(22:27):
to about to turn the corner with the other and
there's a third Oh no, I swear it, Oh my god, incredible.
She's got a cart just like the other two ladies.
And I said, we're at the we're at the corner.
She said hello. She initiated, she said good morning. I
said hello. I said, we're going to be We're at
the end of the hose says oh, yes, yes, yes, yes,
I have cleaned your room there, and I just reached
(22:52):
in my pocket. I give her another five and that's it.
It was the longest Yeah, it was the most expensive
hallway that i'd run into. But that was so one
of those people is not telling the truth, right, at
least one of them.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Two of them, maybe, yeah, maybe two of them.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Do you.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I like it when they leave an envelope with their
name on it. I think that's a cool thing, right,
And then you can just slip it in there. Yeah, right,
because otherwise you don't know if they're going to come in,
and they don't know if you're coming back, and you
just left a twenty there and they don't know whether
to take it or not, right, or sometimes they'll have
a pen and a piece of paper you can write
thank you. Do you write them a note?
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Yes? I do. I read a little smiley face. How
do you do? Yeah? Yeah, I really like to bond
with the people to clean the room.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I write, I thank you the room looks beautiful Rockefeller JD.
I give them the old JD. Yeah, but those people,
they're good. But the banging on the door when you're
(23:56):
sleeping at eleven thirty when you're supposed to check out
at ten thirty, that's that sometimes tries crazy.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Well, when you get the knock on the door and
you open it, it's not them, it's like they're supervisor
somebody else who's dressed in like the business student goes,
excuse me.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
I just want to know what time you be leaving.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, And I purposely frows my hair up and I answer, nude,
it can help you. We'll be we'll come back, we'll
come back. Thanks. Yeah, that sends them off. But that's
that's great though, that these uh you know these are
they all retired.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
They've all got it. They've all got a plan, a
retirement plan. That's great.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
What hotel was it?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Nice?
Speaker 5 (24:37):
The Palace Hotel, which I really like, and too's very
old school. That's why I like to everybody get on
and then here's something else. When you tip early, they
particular the doorman and everybody, they all know your name.
When you come down to the lobby, mister Thompson good morning. Well,
you know, it's like there's just a different vibe. It
feels like home.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
You know.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I heard from you remember John from the John and
Jeff Show.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Oh yeah, I think so, The John.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
A Jeff Show. You spay on kalos X. I learned
this from him. He said, when you go to a
crowded bar, like it's five deep around the whole bar.
It's a club or you know, a restaurant whatever it is,
and you're watching sports, or you know, it's a club
at a disco tech and you're dancing. But when you
get your first beer or your first drink, you pay,
you know, twelve dollars for the drink, and you give
(25:22):
him an additional twenty right there, and you say, hey,
here's the twelve dollars of the drink, and here's a
twenty for you. And he looks at you and he
remembers that phase, and now every time he scans the
bar and he sees your face, he comes right up
to you.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
That's exact. Same early tip, exact same concept. Early tip right.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah, tip them early, but don't tip him long or
whatever they're saying is tip em early but not like
I don't.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Know, but I know what TIP stands for to ensure
prompt service?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Oh, that'd be tips, Yeah, okay, yeah, that.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I'd always heard that.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
That that's when he gave away to all those women tips. Yeah,
tips to ensure prompt.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
And well the case of the John and Jeff guy,
it worked. In the case of my you know, at
the beginning of my stay, it worked as well.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
That's right. Yeah, all right, Tom.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
Anyway, very very good little run through gratuity land. There
you go, buddy, you are a big tipper.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
All right.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
We're live on KFI. It's Conway and jd over here.
Speaker 8 (26:21):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty Conway Shell.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Mark Thompson is here. That's always cool, right.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Fun to come in this week on Thursday because I
wasn't in town on Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Thank you for inviting me.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, thank you for coming in.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Man.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
All right, we got rain warnings for this weekend rain warnings.
I don't you know what that is.
Speaker 9 (26:44):
I'm on pch No will Will Rogers Estate Beach and
we've seen several trucks filled with k ralls hauling them
up and down this road here. In fact, right behind me,
they just placed with some cranes, some brand new k
rolls here. With the rain expected to come soon, the
city is taking precautions so even more damage isn't done.
(27:05):
California has gone about eight months without significant rainfall, and
while the wet weather would have been welcome before the wildfires,
now it has many here on edge.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
The rain overall is good and that's what we expected,
but we expected a couple of weeks or maybe a
month before.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
But now, yeah, we can only brave race or so.
Speaker 9 (27:25):
I think people are really concerned about the rains that
are coming because those cause mudslides, and right now I
guess the ground is really unstable.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
So yeah, we got to watch the rain this weekend.
It's going to be raining, at least in the in
the San Fernando Valley, I'll tell you when it's going
to rain and in La but it looks like the
rain is coming in on Sunday. For the San Fernando Valley.
It's going to start fairly early on Sunday, six am
(27:54):
on Sunday and it's going to go all the way
to six pm on and off to six pm. All right,
So that's the San Fernando Valley. Now, if you want
to talk about Lancaster. Got a lot of people live
live up in Lancaster who listened to KFI. If you're
living Lancaster, that rain is going to start around six pm,
six seven pm on Sunday. Wow, and it's going to
(28:17):
go into Monday, Monday. Forty five percent chances of rain
in Lancaster. That's from noon to three pm. Sh it's
the latter part of the weekend. Yes, Sunday and Monday. Now,
if you're in Malibu, Malibu, California, seventy percent chance of
rain on Sunday, seventy percent chance of rain starting at
(28:38):
six am on and off till six pm. So that's
where you got to be careful out there in these
burned scar areas. If you're in Big Bear, you're gonna
get snow. You're gonna get snow on Sunday and Monday.
On Sunday, it's gonna start snowing up in Big Bear,
in Lake Arrowhead around two pm all the way it'll
seven pm. And then on Monday from one pm to
(29:01):
four pm. And again those times may vary, you know,
I'm sure they will, but it's going to be a wet,
cold weekend here in southern California. Mark the high on
Sunday while it's raining in the San Fernanza Valley is
forty nine degrees.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
That's unreal. It's really a like a radical atmospheric change.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yes, yeah, it's unbelievable. And so you've got to be
aware that you know that the worst thing that can
happen now, you know, after these fires is we get
a lot of storms and we get a lot of
mud and all that that toxic debris flows right into
the ocean. It's it's horrible, man, What have we done
to deserve this as a community, you know, I mean,
(29:47):
we really got our ass kicked here.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
I mean, what's happened is overall right, the big picture
thing is that we've built a very big society and
city on a place that has a lot of natural limitations,
and some of those natural limitations are busting back on us.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, and I don't know what the answer is, but
you know, right now tomorrow we'll have being a guy
come on to talk about fire insurance. Right now, if
you try to buy new fire insurance in Southern California,
no major companies writing new policies. So unless you buy,
unless you buy a house for all cash. If you
have a mortgage, you need fire insurance. Bank, the bank,
(30:29):
the lender makes you get fire insurance, and you can't
get it now nobody's writing new policies.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Well, you need then the fair plan, right.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Right, And that's expensive and I don't know what that.
I don't know if some mortgages will allow you to
have just the fare plans. I think it's up to
three million, is what it was. Is that right?
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
All right, but it's a But you're right, this is
the contemporary issue we're having because and we mentioned this
before the fire, Remember we talked about this. I was
mentioning that insurance companies are pulling out of the state
and increasingly just to support the real estate industry. They
have this fair plan, but that there are limitations and
it doesn't have deep enough pockets to cover everybody.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I think you're right, And when we come back, I'm
going to play you some audio. Mortgage relief is on
the way for people who have burned out, got burned
out of your home, your apartment, your condo, your townhouse,
whatever you got going, if you were burned out of
your living quarters, there is some relief when it comes
to a mortgage.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
Well, because you're still paying that more on that mortgage
on that note.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah yeah, I mean when when it's and your property
is worth now you know one tenth of what it was, right,
So we'll come back. We'll give you the good news.
There is relief on the way when it comes to
your mortgage. It's Conway and Thompson. We're live right here
on KFI AM six forty Conway Show on demand on
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