July 24, 2025 • 35 mins
Tim kicks hour 3 off with more playful ribbing of Eric Sklar a.k.a. The Duke of Sports, whose dating game performance on The Gary and Shannon Show is still making waves. Then, it’s the Dean-Dong segment with KFI’s Dean Sharp, as he and Tim dive into how to maximize the final stretch of summer—from outdoor setups to keeping mosquitoes at bay with Dean’s exclusive fix. The duo also debate the value of cheap vs. heirloom furniture, with Tim questioning whether any of it really lasts. The night wraps with a classic comedy bit from Norm Macdonald, as Tim honors the legend with a well-deserved laugh.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's kf I Am six forty and you're listening to
the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. It's
con Boy Show. That's Chuck ban jone. He passed away today,
started haul Kogan. A lot of celebrities going down. Man,
they usually went in threes. Now they went in fours. Yeah,
(00:22):
do we start? This is four man? Malcolm Jamal Warner,
Ozzy Osbourne started another. Do we start? Another's three? So
maybe we did or maybe or maybe one of them
is not a celebrity. Who would that be? It's Ozzy
Osbourne's definitely a celebrity. Oaks definitely a celebrity. Yeah, Malcolm
Jamore Warner is definitely a celebrity. Maybe it's Chuck Mangione
(00:44):
because Chuck man Joni. Look, I love the guy, but
I think he just had the one? Was he hit one?
He was a regular on King of the Hill. Oh
that's right, that's right, Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Maybe now
they're in fours. Maybe you know, what can you do?
All right, let's get back to this. This is hysteric. Well,
this is Eric Sclar, the producer board op of the
John Colvelt Show. He's looking to get a wife. He
(01:07):
wants a wife. I think he wants kids to and
he's uh, he's offering himself up on the internet and
Petros some money. Have had some problems with how small
the strike zone is. See he's the Dougo Sports. So
I don't know why bother to tomorrow by six pm.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Right, we could have a line of big booty Latina now,
no question and it would be like Calligula tonight for
Ben the internet at Le Moux in the dorms.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Practice makes perfect for me. But when I'm looking for
the one, she's got to be Jews.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
So this is like I'm trying to get married and
it has to be a jeweler.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
You're not just trying to get laid, No, you're trying
to find like a mate for life.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, through kfive.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Well it's not the only avenue, but I mean, I'm
just saying with this particular avenue, the idea that you're
gonna find your mate for life. How long have we
been doing a twenty five to thirty two year old
jewishtry How long?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I've not seen our demographics lately, but I don't know
how strong we are in the twenty five to thirty
year old Jewish attractive women demo. I don't know. I
think he got to go coast more or I don't know,
maybe a little alt le's gonna say all alime, yeah,
I don't know. I don't say yeah. I don't think
(02:30):
that this is this is, this is you know, the
free throw line you want to be on here because
see he's the duke of sport. Forget it.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I've been doing a twenty five to thirty two year
old Jewish drum.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
How long has our Poul been in the water on
this thing?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
This started? What was today's Thursday?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Started Tuesday at zero?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yes, I was hoping that maybe some grandma that listens
to KFI would have ad, oh.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I got you my grad that's interesting.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, see, how's that working out?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
How's ground I'm doing setting up the young Jewish gown?
I think the Jewish thing is also very limited?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well it is. I mean, I know the valley's got
a lot of you stop with that. You can tell, hey,
you're half Jewish, right, you know, I'm still pretty greedy.
But my mom's a white lady. I know.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I know it very well, dude, I'm twenty two percent.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I know, I know, I know you guys go to
temple together. Now, it's awesome. So is there any way
we can help you other than telling you that you know,
you should widen your age range?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yes, maybe don't put your listening to Kendrick Lamar right now? Yeah,
I am sixty.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Like it's one thing to be into hip hop, but
you're into modern hip hop, which is awful for rappers.
The game. Okay, that's not good. E.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Don't mention that either. Yeah, that's not good either.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Okay, that's not good E.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Don't mention that either. Am I it's am six forty.
I know he.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Loves the game. Mildred call call Sabrina.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, come on, let her know we found or somebody.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Alexandra is gonna love this guy.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I do have a Hinge date next week, though, So
what's that mean? Hinge is a dating? What happened to
j Date? Well, I'm on Jays White too.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
It's now Jay Swipe. Yeah, it's no longer j Date.
I think it's two separate things.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
What's the difference.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
One's the website. One is an app. But it's the
same company, same same chicks.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Same jews, same juice, same juice.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Isn't that a children's charity, Gee Saturday, same Jews?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Is that a children's hospital? Same Jews is? Oh Saint Jews?
Oh sorry, you're right, yeah, Saint Jews. I don't know.
Same Jews, same Jewish.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
The same Jewish person eligible to be on Jay swipees?
Is it on J Date?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Have you ever done a date on Jay? S white?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yes? Do you think if I went on Let's say
I was not I was single and I went on
J Date and I got my you know, I got
my looks. I'm swarthy, I got my big nose. I
don't think anybody would figure it out. No, I could
go there, you could pe Okay, how about this? I
do not look Jewish? No, but I.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Am twenty two percent? What if I went on Jay?
Dayton said, Hey, just took a test from twenty three
and meters. I'm twenty two percent? Who wants to date?
Get your app?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Will let me look out the window? Commotion out the window.
It's the JDL outside the window. Hey, fellas, it was
Patres and Money just replaying it.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Is he doing that thing where they point at their
eyes and then they point at you. We're watching you, We're.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Just replying to see you it's two windows down, two
windows over.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
We will there's only sixteen million of us we need,
we need them all.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Well, wouldn't that be better for you to meete outside
of the religion slash race?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You know, I think that's more of an insult to
Eric that there's sixteen million Jewish people out there and
he's got no bites. I gonna say this argument, dude,
rejected by the Jews, rejected by the Jews. Is not
a Laker song rejected by the Jews? Or No, it's
rejected by Kareem. Remember that song, The Lakers song rejected
(06:12):
by Kareem. But I'm trying to make more Jews. That's
but I'm trying to make more Jews, trying to make
more juice. Yeah, that's that's a that that should have
been the header on on his singles ad I'm trying
to make more juice, Yes, but I'm trying to make
more Jews.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Well yeah, but but we're saying, is the pole you
want to put in the pod?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Doesn't it make sense to do that on the Jay
swipe as opposed to the Gary and Shannon, Well, I'm
the Jewish.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
That's why I said, Gary Shannon isn't the only avenue.
I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I just mean that, you know about twenty five to
thirty thirty thirty eight.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Let's get a little.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Crazy, man, Ben, Ben, call your parents and tell me.
Not coming home to that, you know, might suggest what
you laid before the Duke.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
I told the Duke you should find like a cougar
who's like divorced.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I got husband's money and just's a young dude.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
That's what you need. Yeah, I live on Coldwater Canyon.
Why'd you dump that too? Well?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I don't know. I like coming in here like at
the paycheck. He really just doesn't care. He does not care.
But that's why you listen to him. You know, I
have never heard that on radio without it being dumped. Really,
never have you that you've heard that on the radio.
(07:42):
I mean, it's been a long time.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I think, I think, I think is a little tighter
than they used to be before Janet Jackson's boom popped out.
Everything tightened up at that point.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
What we dumped was a young man over on that
station who used to play football for USC said they
could shove it up. Your took it, but use the
A word. There you go it's.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Gonna plow your field. Lady, let me go. She can
teach music. I'm gonna go play some ball for forty
minutes with my boys.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Come back all sweaty. I'm gonna take care of you.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
She'll sit on the sideline while the duke it's a game.
That's my man. That's my man.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
She's going over to watch and play basketball Balbo Park.
That's my man. That's my man.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Talking at that park, at that park right off Cold
Water Canyon when you get into Beverly Hills. The duke dribbling.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Around, drilling around, that's my man.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
That's my man.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
And what is he doing? Duke dribbling around, dribbling around?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Big giant shirt and shorts.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Oh you know like and the steel O video ego
Sandler style.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish
I was a baller. I'm taller. You fire love it,
Kobe Jersey, for sure.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
That's what a show.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
God, we wish you luck. Is there somewhere people can
look up, because I'm sure the ladies are going to
line up to this. We got a lot of nice.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I believe the email is no shick says here at
six forty dot com.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Do you ever bring a little chicks a home and
the family just gets the scolars don't like it? Do
they if you bring a shicks out of the house. Oh,
my parents wouldn't care. This is get this shicks out
of here.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I was laughing. I was laughing though the other day
when you brought up a s going to the concert.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
A friend of yours, Right, I have a couple of Yeah,
you and your couple, You and your friend Shlomo hit
up the Smith and Wesson shows.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
All right, Well, that's great for you. I don't say
you hate country. I'm I'm open to country. I put
it on there, it's on the bio right here.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I don't like country with the jeans up their ass
or waiting for you at the country show. Come on,
and they lack a white guy with a beard.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
KF.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I am six forty. My favorite genre of music is
rap hip hop. I enjoy everything except country.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Every once in a while, you got to talk to
Starr of David and they roll out to state.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Such, let's go, that's my man, Come on, what are
we doing?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
All right?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Hopefully this will kickstart the Duke of Sports is a.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Zero applic zero oh, man, that's my man's.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
But you know what, I'm glad you admitted it.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
The Duke.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Hey, that's good.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I still refer to them as the Duke. I'm glad
you admitted the duke, the duke.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
That's my man.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
That's my man. Not for the word of the day.
That's classic. Man. That's a great show.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
We don't know. We compete over there.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I Am six forty.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Every single Thursday, we like to bring on the guy
that knows more about homes than anybody in the world.
Lazy and Gentlemen Dean Sharp is on every Saturday from
six to eight am, on Sunday from nine am till noon,
and also now featured on Coco in San Diego. So
(11:17):
Lazies and Gentlemen, the Duke of Outdoors Dean Sharp, How
you Bob, I'm good, I'm good man. So we're talking
about outdoors. You know, we're almost halfway through the summer,
but doesn't even feel like summer has started yet though,
you know, the weather is still nice and cool and
and it seems like it hasn't really cranked up yet.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Yeah, so beware, okay, you know, just you know, it's
one of those weird years.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It's just coming on so slow.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
But you know what, if you think it's gonna be
cool and off in October, I'm thinking no, just you know,
do't you just push that summer right through September into
the early part of October.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
You know over at the Duet Center. I'm sure you're
familiar with the Duet Center they have Yeah, I live there. Yeah, Oh,
I love it that place. They have the late summer
patio furniture sale half off on all their stuff, and
everybody tries to figure out when that's going to start,
and then they buy their stuff for next year, which
I think is pretty smart. Yeah, yeah, patio furniture.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
You know.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
This is actually what we're talking about this weekend, actually
on Sunday. Outdoor furnishings, which is a really tricky subject.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
By the way. It's I think I have.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Some of the most interesting conversations with my clients when
it comes to outdoor furnishings because it kind of goes
like this. They come to me and they're like, Dean,
you know, we want to spend more time outside, you know,
we live in southern California. I'm like, yeah, I dig it,
let's do this. And they're like, so, you know, some
really comfortable patio for it. Okay, I got that answer.
(12:44):
Waiting way to heat this area? Yeah, okay, I got
that too. You know, maybe we should put up some
glass panels to keep the wind from blowing. I'm like, okay,
and is there a way we can cover overhead in
case there's rain or I'm like, hey, you just just
being indoors okay.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
And then they bring the refrigerator out, the TV out,
and it's right, just go to the living room. Yeah,
why are we doing this?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
That's what you described is indoors, right, that's fantastic. So
it's a thing, but you know what it is a
It is a thing that we all it's kind of
that creep out and you know, I don't have anything
against any one of those components, but man, you can
just keep spending and spending and spending and suddenly you
find that you've spent all this money and you're indoors again.
(13:33):
So you know, there's got to be a point in
which you kind of let go of control and you're like,
you know what, it's good to be outdoors, good, to be
out of control a little bit.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I we have a We lived in one house in
Tarzana with a pool, and I remember my wife and
daughter maybe used it six times in a year maybe. Yeah.
And it's expensive. It's one hundred and twenty bucks a
month of heat and clean and fill up, and it's
and it's a lot of work to keep pool around
(14:00):
and nobody really uses it every day. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
That's why, by the way, and I got nothing wrong
against pools. Love pools, but if you're making the commitment
to have one, it's why you need to design it
into your home as.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
A water feature.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Dost and foremost because by the numbers, just running it
by the number, like you just said, right, that's pretty
average for most people. Even if you had a family
of Olympic swimmers, man, and they were out there in
the water eight to ten hours a day, the fact
of the matter is there's still another fourteen hours when
the pool isn't getting used in, not getting swimming. So
(14:35):
the point is, by the numbers, a pool is for
looking at more than it is for swimming in. So
make sure it looks fantastic. You know what I got it,
you know, you just brought something up there. I think
it's really cool.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
And I don't think enough people talk about this, but
we owned a pool in Tarzana in a house that
we owned, and I'll tell you, even though we never
used it, how beautiful it was to have that blue
light in the back yard with that water. I mean,
it's just it's almost like you're in Hawaii. That that
glistening water with the blue pool light is spectacular. It is,
(15:09):
it is, and that's what you know.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
I'm very serious when I say it is a water
feature first, and you know what well worth it.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Man.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
If I if I had enough room to put a pond,
I mean just a pond, a lake in the back
of my yard, right I would be there.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
You know.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Teen asked me all the time, where do we want
to end up when when this is all said and done,
And I'm like, you know, in a cabin next to
a lake or a river, you know, And if I
could do that right now, I so would. So I'm
still by the way waiting for the client because I
have a lot of you know, kind of a state
level clients. I'm still waiting for the client who's going
to buy into me putting a lazy river around their house.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh, that'd be great.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
About fantastic like a moat. Yes, one of the biggest
arguments I've ever had with my my wife, And still
she doesn't even like what I talk about on the air.
But I will because it might save a life. But
I came home one night. Our daughter was I think
a year and a half, maybe two, and I came
home one night. The back door was locked, but I
(16:09):
noticed the pool gate was open, and our daughter was
just starting to learn how to walk, and she couldn't
get out outside of her on her own. But I
said to my wife, I said, I never ever ever
want to see that pool gate not only closed but
locked unless you're using it. And we had a big,
huge fight over it, and I ended up locking the
(16:31):
gate and then having the only key, so she had
to come to me to open it. And I can't
tell you how many how hard that battle was to
keep up. It was the worst. But I was not
going to let anybody, or my daughter or any other
kids in the block drowned in that pool.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Well that's rightly so, I mean, it's also the law
and its code, so it will have to be Oh yeah,
you got to have if you've got a pool bare
minimum or side yard gates. Okay, they a couple of things.
Number One, they have to be self closing. Oh really,
And they got me write this down because I want
to I want to tell the audiences. I want to
learn from you and tell you. Okay, it has to
(17:11):
be self closing, right, it has to be self closing.
So they can't be you know, they can't just be
left open, right, they're going to close. They also assuming
that you got a young kid on the outside right
in your front yard trying to get in, right or
maybe just even leaning against the gate, those gates need
to open forward. They need to open out really, okay,
(17:31):
so that so that nobody can so that if for
any reason that gate didn't completely latch, if they lean
against it, they latch it, they don't accidentally open it
and get into your backyard.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Right. And if that's not going to be the case
with your side yard gates and all of that, if
you're if your property and there are some properties that
are that are set up so that that just doesn't work, right,
then you gotta have you got to have that removable
pool fencing around the pool pools have to be protect
did from young people so that there aren't there isn't
(18:04):
the risk of drowning, and it's your liability if it isn't.
That way, that's just down right the way it is.
Two things. One is we had a contractor help us
build the fence around our backyard and he recommended three
stop signs. He used to call him, a gate from
the front to get into the sideyard, another gate from
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the sideyard to get in the backyard, and another gate
to get in the pool. And he said three is
going to save somebody's life. And I bought into that.
We had three separate gates before you can get in
the pool. I think that's a good idea. Plus, how
about this. We our diving board when we bought the
house was broken, so I had it torn out of
there and I called fifteen companies to replace it, and
(18:47):
all fifteen said no.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
No, you can't have them anymore. If you've got a
diving board and it's in good shape, fine, but if
for any reason it gets pulled out or rakes, no
more diving boards. Not in California. I don't know whales
across the rest of the country. No, no, no, it's just
there's too many risks. Plus, pools are being dug not
(19:11):
as deep as they used to be. Diving board technically speaking,
should be with a ten foot deep pool, and most pools,
most deep pools these days are eight and plus. A
diving board springs you over the deep end towards the
shallow ramp. So it's just not a good idea. It's
not a good idea.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
We went to drain our pool, you know, so I
could clean it out, and I put one of those
pumps in it overnight and it got down to about
a foot and a half of water, and then the
pump turned over. So I got into the pool. It
was six o'clock in the morning on a Sunday. I
got in the pool, walked down there, flipped the pump
on right, and I couldn't get out of the effing pool.
(19:50):
It was slimy and slippery, and I was yelling for
a half hour. I was freezing. I almost died in
that pool.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
It died in a pool with no water.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
It was unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
All right, today there was twelve inches of water.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
He always talked about how you know, he always prevented
people from drowning. He wait didn't drown. He died of exhaustion.
He tried to get the hell out of there. All right,
Dean Sharvis with us. We'll come back and talk more
about the outdoors, the great outdoors. We all live here
in southern California, A lot of us do, and we
want to celebrate the outdoors. And Dean will tell us
how to do it in a more cool way and
what to do, what not to do.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Dean Sharp is with us House Whisper. He's on his
show every Saturday morning from six to eight am, and
then Sunday from nine a m. Till noon. Also heard
on Cogo in San Diego. Dean, I love the talk
about being outdoors. I like being outdoors myself. I do
have some problems with it, though I don't we've not
(20:53):
invented anything so far, at least in my opinion, or
anything I've seen to keep bugs and mosquitoes out of
your dinner and out of your outdoor life. All right,
So here is the thing. You got to check this out.
You really do. Wait, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
a solution. Yeah, oh, I mean it's legit. It's legit.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Okay, you know I had I had my doubts about it.
And so we've got a a partner on the show,
Eco La, right, pest control company, Great, great pest control company.
And so I'm talking to Sue Freeze, who owns Eco La,
and I'm like, so, what's the latest with the mosquitos
And she was like, oh, oh, you got to try
our into care system. So we sat down, we talked
(21:34):
about it for a while, and I'm like, all right,
I'm buying. So here's the deal. Okay, First of all,
don't waste any time on bug zappers for mosquitoes because
mosquitoes are not attracted to infrared, I mean to ultra
violet light, right, So you're just gonna kill all the
nice bugs in your yard and the mosquitos continue. Okay,
So here's the deal. And the other problem with mosquitos
(21:56):
is that there you can't control what you're typically, you
can't control what your neighbors are doing. Right right, your
neighbor could have some old tires sitting in his backyard
with water in it, and the mosquitoes are laying eggs
in there, breeding like rabbits over there, and they're flying
over the fence and bugging you in your yard. So
the in two care system in and then the number
(22:19):
two care system that Eco LA has. What they do
is they set up in my yard. They set up
three of these little bait stations. And when I say
bait stations, what they look like is like outdoor speakers,
you know, those little outdoor in ground speakers. So nobody
even knows what they are or where they are, right,
nobody sees them right. And what these things have inside them,
(22:41):
They have a liquid inside them. Nothing can get in
there except a mosquito. So they're safe kids or pets
for birds in your yard. Totally safe, okay, except for
the mosquitos. Mosquitoes go in there to female mosquito that
you're after because she wants to lay eggs. So she
gets in there and she gets this stuff on her legs.
(23:02):
The thing is a larva side, and so not only
does everything that she lay in there go nowhere, but
she now takes this everywhere else. She goes to every
other little body of water around us, and she infects
that with the same larva side. So I thought, all right,
we'll see how this works, and we'll see how long
it takes. Tim, I kid you not. We got the
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like the little anchor biders out here, everything and mosquitos
by the way, love me, I mean me too. So
it took a week. One week after they put this
stuff in. I have not seen mosquito in my yard
in like three months.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
How is it wildly expensive? Thirty grand forty grand?
Speaker 5 (23:45):
No no, no, no no no, no, they'll they'll they
set it up, and I think they service it. I
think they're servicing my yard during the season during mosquitos.
But I think it's like one hundred bucks a month.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
We had at one point my brother said, put a
fan out there, and I bought one of those big
like comedy fans from the studios. And it was just
like being in a hurricane all night.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, no, I mean mosquitoes don't like you
know that, but you got to live in it.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
No.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
This this is the first, uh you know, whole yard
mosquito system, honestly that I have ever seen actually work.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
And I am so impressed with that. Great. I went
to a friend's house for a barbecue over the summer.
I think it was like late June and we're you know,
he's cooking burgers. You know, the kids were there and
we're just you know, chatting and having a beer. And
and I hear him go, oh a f this what happened?
Because I ran out of propane? I said, well, where
(24:41):
where's your extra can? Where's your extra tank? He goes,
what where's your extra tank? He who has an extra tank?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I said?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Everybody should have an extra tank? Everyone does. We have
like like four or five of them, just because I
you know, I got I get drunk, and I forget.
We have when I buy another one. But you should
have at least in two or three. Yeah, you just
have a backup pro panes you have cure? How many
bag pro paye tanks do you have two?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Too?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Okay? That seems reasonable, you know, because if you run out,
you can't you know, and you're not going to stop
the party. So you can go to home depot or Walmart,
you know, to get more you know, more propane an
almighty maybe.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
And this is so easy these days because most these
places just do exchanges. Now you don't have to set
around and wait for them to fill. You just bring
in the empty, take another one with you.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
You're done. That's right, and it's and it's very and
it's like twenty one dollars or twenty four dollars. But
no excuse. But I but let me ask you a
question because I always have this discussion with my wife.
We don't know whether to go with cheap furniture that
last two years and then throw it out and get
more cheap furniture because it all fades, it all, you know,
(25:50):
against weathered, or to buy really nice stuff that lasts
four years and then throw it out but it seems
to all fade.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Yeah, you're not shopping at the right pa. I'm just
telling you right now. Okay, So you had to hear
me on this, okay, because I have two very distinct
opinions on this. First of all, First of all, if
you're gonna go with upholstered furniture, then you got to
step up. You got to step up to a place
like Aldacombe. They carry summer classics. Literally some of the
(26:21):
best patio furniture on the planet.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Okay, I will say that's true. I've seen it over there.
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Yeah, these are materials that do not fade, okay, that
are soft like cotton, they'll put up with anything, and
these are these are pieces of furniture they're gonna that
you're gonna hand to your kids that your kids are
doing here it it's that kind of quality stuff. But okay,
you don't have to go that direction either. What you
need to find is comfortable furniture. Now my yard, around
(26:48):
my fire pit, I've got addiron deck chairs. Okay, no cushions.
There are zero cushions, okay on my because these happen
to just be really nicely built, nicely angled ron deck chair.
So here is the lesson that I'm going to be
communicating this weekend as well. Hard surface furniture is honest
(27:08):
and has nothing to hide. And if you find hard
surface furniture that is comfortable, it's worth its weight in
gold because it's ella cheaper than all of the upholstery stuff.
You don't have to bring it in when it's raining outside,
and it'll last forever on you. So don't rule out
hard surface furniture. In fact, I would go so far
(27:28):
as to say most soft stuff, if you're going to
go and sit in it, you need to sit in
it for a good fifteen minutes to a half an
hour because soft cushions cover a multitude of sins.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
When it comes to furniture.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
I mean you could end up finding out about five
minutes in, you know what, this thing looked great, but
this is not comfortable to sit in.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
I will say this though, I love the look of teak,
but it is tremendously heavy to move around.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
It is.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I hate that it is. Yeah, it is well.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
I mean, you know, it depends on you know, whether
you're taking it camping or whether it's just going to
live in your backyard.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
How often do you cover nightly or when you're when
you're not using it? Uneak any furniture, I never cover it.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
I've got a teak table dining room table sitting out
for our outdoor dining, and the Adirondack chairs never get covered.
The cheap table never gets covered. Teak does not spoil. Okay,
understand you don't have to cover up teak. The only
thing that happens with teak is that the UV light
from the sun bleaches it out right right. Yeah, but
you don't have to keep it oil. You don't have
(28:33):
to keep it treated. If you don't mind it going gray,
It'll sit there for one hundred years and work for you.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Excellent. I'm not going anywhere. I'll be listening this weekend
six to eight am on Saturday, nine am till noon
on Sunday, also on co Go and San Diego. Thanks Bud,
Thanks man, I appreciate it all right. There he goes
Dean Sharp, the house whisper with his show every single
weekend on this pro on the station. That guy's great.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
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Speaker 1 (29:03):
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if you're familiar with the program, Every single Thursday at
six fifty six fifty one, we play a very funny
piece from a very funny comedian named Norm McDonald. He
(29:25):
was the comedian's comedian, which the term I hate. You know,
he was a teacher's teacher. Those are people that don't
know anything about the guy. He was a fireman's fireman. Right.
That's when you don't know anything about the guy and
you lay that line on him. You know, he's an
actor's actor. Did you know him. I never met him. Ah,
(29:46):
that's why I used that term an actor's actor. So
here's Norm McDonald talking about the designated driver and what
a cruel and unusual position that to be in. Ask
somebody to be your designated driver. Here we go, Norm McDonald.
(30:06):
Everybody I used.
Speaker 8 (30:07):
To now I don't drink, and when you're with people
that drink, it doesn't work out. That's why that designated
driver thing, I don't think you ever would. I see
ads for it again, like they're trying to resurrect that idea,
but it's kind of a flawed notion.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
You know.
Speaker 8 (30:24):
Say, hey, Bill, listen, we're wondering if you come out
with us. Here's the idea. We want to go out
and drink and then we were o when you come
with us and not drink? How does that sound to you?
We're going to go to a bunch of different bars
and drink, and then you come with us and not drink. Also,
(30:49):
we're not going to be driving. You're going to pick
us up at our different houses, go to a bunch
of bars, not drink while we drink, drive us all home.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
How does that sound to you?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
That's that catchya? How does that catch you? That's classic.
Nor McDonald man the best. Everyone will tell you the
same thing. You asked Ray Romano and Letterman, you know,
George Carlin when he was around.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
You ask.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Lenno Letterman, any of these older, you know, very funny comics,
who was the best, And they all say Norm McDonald,
all of them. And if, especially if you live in
Los Angeles, you got to experience nor McDonald because he
lived here and occasionally he would just show up at
comedy clubs unannounced and give you twenty or thirty great
(31:45):
minutes of great laughs. So one of the great benefits
of being Angelina. An Angelina, Yes, an Angelina, all right,
I'm we we understand that Hule Cogan passed away. We
talked about that. And also, you know they say it
comes in threes. I think it's in fours now. And
(32:05):
then Chuck Mangoni. We didn't get around to him, but
let's give him some respect here. One of the all
time greats. In my mind, my mom used to love that,
Chuck Bengeoni. The death of.
Speaker 9 (32:15):
Legendary jazz musician Chuck Mangioni, his attorney says the Grammy
winning FLUGELHRM player passed peacefully in his sleep Tuesday morning.
The Rock native had a long, internationally celebrated career in
music with hits like Feels So Good. He was inducted
into the Rock Music Hall of Fame in twenty twelve.
The Hall says he reached fans around the world with
more than thirty albums, striking gold and platinum in the process,
(32:38):
earning thirteen Grammy nominations, winning two.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
He was eighty four years old. What a guy. Oh,
we talked about a little about this yesterday. We sort
of did our look ahead, our promo from yesterday for today.
So Cal Edison is going to cut checks for a
lot of people who live in Altadena and parts of
Arcadia Pasadena because of this eaton fire.
Speaker 10 (33:00):
We've got some breaking news to tell you about regarding
the Eton fire. So Cal Edison is launching a Wildcover
Recovery compensation program for Eaten Fire victims. Through this program,
money will be given directly to those whose homes, businesses,
or rental properties were damaged or destroyed in Altadena. It
(33:21):
would also support people who were injured and those who
had family members who died.
Speaker 7 (33:26):
Now, so Cal Edison has not formally said it's equipment
ignited at that fire, but in a statement today, the
company said, quote this allows the community to focus more
on recovery instead of lengthy, expensive litigation. More than nine
four hundred homes and other structures were destroyed in the
Eton fire. Nineteen people died.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Right, We'll wait to see how big those checks are
and if they're going to do the right thing. Hopefully
they do. Hopefully they do. American Airlines is some setbacks.
Hundreds of flights to be canceled starting in August. So
if you have a flight, you're going to Europe, you're
going back East Coast to visit friends, family, grandma, grandpa,
and you're on American Airlines, you've got to make sure
(34:09):
that your flight is going to continue on Cancel, Cancel, cancel.
A lot of these flights are not going anywhere.
Speaker 11 (34:15):
Starting in late summer, hundreds of American Airlines flights are
being canceled due to a major flight schedule change. The
carrier is reportedly experiencing setbacks in its operations because of
increased competition from rival.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Airline What what's going on?
Speaker 11 (34:33):
Experiencing setbacks and its operations because of increased competition from
rival airlines. The cutbacks impact flights from August onward. This
mainly effects service at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport, a minute
dispute which has forced American to reduce routes to and
from the major hub. Cities impacted include La Alpaso, Texas,
(34:54):
New York, LaGuardia and many more.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yeah, and many more. So you might be everybody who knows,
Happy pre birthday to Krozer. I know he's not gonna
be here next week for his birthday. But that's a
hell of a guy, that Michael Krozer. And he's turning.
I don't know, he's fifty something. But we celebrated his
birthday today with hot dogs and fresh cut onions, a
(35:19):
little mustard relish, some ketchup ah. He enjoyed that. He
called it the best birthday he's ever had. So Kroscher's
birthday next week. He's gonna take this birthday week off,
you know, like third graders do, and he's gonna be off.
But that's a hell of a guy. Michael Kroser. All right,
Boe Kelly whole crew up next right here on KFI
AM six forty Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
(35:44):
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It's kf I Am six forty and you're listening to
the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. It's
con Boy Show. That's Chuck ban jone. He passed away today,
started haul Kogan. A lot of celebrities going down. Man,
they usually went in threes. Now they went in fours. Yeah,
(00:22):
do we start? This is four man? Malcolm Jamal Warner,
Ozzy Osbourne started another. Do we start? Another's three? So
maybe we did or maybe or maybe one of them
is not a celebrity. Who would that be? It's Ozzy
Osbourne's definitely a celebrity. Oaks definitely a celebrity. Yeah, Malcolm
Jamore Warner is definitely a celebrity. Maybe it's Chuck Mangione
(00:44):
because Chuck man Joni. Look, I love the guy, but
I think he just had the one? Was he hit one?
He was a regular on King of the Hill. Oh
that's right, that's right, Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Maybe now
they're in fours. Maybe you know, what can you do?
All right, let's get back to this. This is hysteric. Well,
this is Eric Sclar, the producer board op of the
John Colvelt Show. He's looking to get a wife. He
(01:07):
wants a wife. I think he wants kids to and
he's uh, he's offering himself up on the internet and
Petros some money. Have had some problems with how small
the strike zone is. See he's the Dougo Sports. So
I don't know why bother to tomorrow by six pm.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Right, we could have a line of big booty Latina now,
no question and it would be like Calligula tonight for
Ben the internet at Le Moux in the dorms.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Practice makes perfect for me. But when I'm looking for
the one, she's got to be Jews.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
So this is like I'm trying to get married and
it has to be a jeweler.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
You're not just trying to get laid, No, you're trying
to find like a mate for life.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, through kfive.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Well it's not the only avenue, but I mean, I'm
just saying with this particular avenue, the idea that you're
gonna find your mate for life. How long have we
been doing a twenty five to thirty two year old
jewishtry How long?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I've not seen our demographics lately, but I don't know
how strong we are in the twenty five to thirty
year old Jewish attractive women demo. I don't know. I
think he got to go coast more or I don't know,
maybe a little alt le's gonna say all alime, yeah,
I don't know. I don't say yeah. I don't think
(02:30):
that this is this is, this is you know, the
free throw line you want to be on here because
see he's the duke of sport. Forget it.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I've been doing a twenty five to thirty two year
old Jewish drum.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
How long has our Poul been in the water on
this thing?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
This started? What was today's Thursday?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Started Tuesday at zero?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yes, I was hoping that maybe some grandma that listens
to KFI would have ad, oh.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I got you my grad that's interesting.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, see, how's that working out?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
How's ground I'm doing setting up the young Jewish gown?
I think the Jewish thing is also very limited?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well it is. I mean, I know the valley's got
a lot of you stop with that. You can tell, hey,
you're half Jewish, right, you know, I'm still pretty greedy.
But my mom's a white lady. I know.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I know it very well, dude, I'm twenty two percent.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I know, I know, I know you guys go to
temple together. Now, it's awesome. So is there any way
we can help you other than telling you that you know,
you should widen your age range?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yes, maybe don't put your listening to Kendrick Lamar right now? Yeah,
I am sixty.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Like it's one thing to be into hip hop, but
you're into modern hip hop, which is awful for rappers.
The game. Okay, that's not good. E.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Don't mention that either. Yeah, that's not good either.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Okay, that's not good E.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Don't mention that either. Am I it's am six forty.
I know he.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Loves the game. Mildred call call Sabrina.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, come on, let her know we found or somebody.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Alexandra is gonna love this guy.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I do have a Hinge date next week, though, So
what's that mean? Hinge is a dating? What happened to
j Date? Well, I'm on Jays White too.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
It's now Jay Swipe. Yeah, it's no longer j Date.
I think it's two separate things.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
What's the difference.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
One's the website. One is an app. But it's the
same company, same same chicks.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Same jews, same juice, same juice.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Isn't that a children's charity, Gee Saturday, same Jews?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Is that a children's hospital? Same Jews is? Oh Saint Jews?
Oh sorry, you're right, yeah, Saint Jews. I don't know.
Same Jews, same Jewish.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
The same Jewish person eligible to be on Jay swipees?
Is it on J Date?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Have you ever done a date on Jay? S white?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yes? Do you think if I went on Let's say
I was not I was single and I went on
J Date and I got my you know, I got
my looks. I'm swarthy, I got my big nose. I
don't think anybody would figure it out. No, I could
go there, you could pe Okay, how about this? I
do not look Jewish? No, but I.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Am twenty two percent? What if I went on Jay?
Dayton said, Hey, just took a test from twenty three
and meters. I'm twenty two percent? Who wants to date?
Get your app?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Will let me look out the window? Commotion out the window.
It's the JDL outside the window. Hey, fellas, it was
Patres and Money just replaying it.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Is he doing that thing where they point at their
eyes and then they point at you. We're watching you, We're.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Just replying to see you it's two windows down, two
windows over.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
We will there's only sixteen million of us we need,
we need them all.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Well, wouldn't that be better for you to meete outside
of the religion slash race?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You know, I think that's more of an insult to
Eric that there's sixteen million Jewish people out there and
he's got no bites. I gonna say this argument, dude,
rejected by the Jews, rejected by the Jews. Is not
a Laker song rejected by the Jews? Or No, it's
rejected by Kareem. Remember that song, The Lakers song rejected
(06:12):
by Kareem. But I'm trying to make more Jews. That's
but I'm trying to make more Jews, trying to make
more juice. Yeah, that's that's a that that should have
been the header on on his singles ad I'm trying
to make more juice, Yes, but I'm trying to make
more Jews.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Well yeah, but but we're saying, is the pole you
want to put in the pod?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Doesn't it make sense to do that on the Jay
swipe as opposed to the Gary and Shannon, Well, I'm
the Jewish.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
That's why I said, Gary Shannon isn't the only avenue.
I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I just mean that, you know about twenty five to
thirty thirty thirty eight.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Let's get a little.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Crazy, man, Ben, Ben, call your parents and tell me.
Not coming home to that, you know, might suggest what
you laid before the Duke.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
I told the Duke you should find like a cougar
who's like divorced.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I got husband's money and just's a young dude.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
That's what you need. Yeah, I live on Coldwater Canyon.
Why'd you dump that too? Well?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I don't know. I like coming in here like at
the paycheck. He really just doesn't care. He does not care.
But that's why you listen to him. You know, I
have never heard that on radio without it being dumped. Really,
never have you that you've heard that on the radio.
(07:42):
I mean, it's been a long time.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I think, I think, I think is a little tighter
than they used to be before Janet Jackson's boom popped out.
Everything tightened up at that point.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
What we dumped was a young man over on that
station who used to play football for USC said they
could shove it up. Your took it, but use the
A word. There you go it's.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Gonna plow your field. Lady, let me go. She can
teach music. I'm gonna go play some ball for forty
minutes with my boys.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Come back all sweaty. I'm gonna take care of you.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
She'll sit on the sideline while the duke it's a game.
That's my man. That's my man.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
She's going over to watch and play basketball Balbo Park.
That's my man. That's my man.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Talking at that park, at that park right off Cold
Water Canyon when you get into Beverly Hills. The duke dribbling.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Around, drilling around, that's my man.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
That's my man.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
And what is he doing? Duke dribbling around, dribbling around?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Big giant shirt and shorts.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Oh you know like and the steel O video ego
Sandler style.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish
I was a baller. I'm taller. You fire love it,
Kobe Jersey, for sure.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
That's what a show.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
God, we wish you luck. Is there somewhere people can
look up, because I'm sure the ladies are going to
line up to this. We got a lot of nice.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I believe the email is no shick says here at
six forty dot com.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Do you ever bring a little chicks a home and
the family just gets the scolars don't like it? Do
they if you bring a shicks out of the house. Oh,
my parents wouldn't care. This is get this shicks out
of here.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I was laughing. I was laughing though the other day
when you brought up a s going to the concert.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
A friend of yours, Right, I have a couple of Yeah,
you and your couple, You and your friend Shlomo hit
up the Smith and Wesson shows.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
All right, Well, that's great for you. I don't say
you hate country. I'm I'm open to country. I put
it on there, it's on the bio right here.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I don't like country with the jeans up their ass
or waiting for you at the country show. Come on,
and they lack a white guy with a beard.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
KF.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I am six forty. My favorite genre of music is
rap hip hop. I enjoy everything except country.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Every once in a while, you got to talk to
Starr of David and they roll out to state.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Such, let's go, that's my man, Come on, what are
we doing?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
All right?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Hopefully this will kickstart the Duke of Sports is a.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Zero applic zero oh, man, that's my man's.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
But you know what, I'm glad you admitted it.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
The Duke.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Hey, that's good.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I still refer to them as the Duke. I'm glad
you admitted the duke, the duke.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
That's my man.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
That's my man. Not for the word of the day.
That's classic. Man. That's a great show.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
We don't know. We compete over there.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I Am six forty.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Every single Thursday, we like to bring on the guy
that knows more about homes than anybody in the world.
Lazy and Gentlemen Dean Sharp is on every Saturday from
six to eight am, on Sunday from nine am till noon,
and also now featured on Coco in San Diego. So
(11:17):
Lazies and Gentlemen, the Duke of Outdoors Dean Sharp, How
you Bob, I'm good, I'm good man. So we're talking
about outdoors. You know, we're almost halfway through the summer,
but doesn't even feel like summer has started yet though,
you know, the weather is still nice and cool and
and it seems like it hasn't really cranked up yet.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Yeah, so beware, okay, you know, just you know, it's
one of those weird years.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It's just coming on so slow.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
But you know what, if you think it's gonna be
cool and off in October, I'm thinking no, just you know,
do't you just push that summer right through September into
the early part of October.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
You know over at the Duet Center. I'm sure you're
familiar with the Duet Center they have Yeah, I live there. Yeah, Oh,
I love it that place. They have the late summer
patio furniture sale half off on all their stuff, and
everybody tries to figure out when that's going to start,
and then they buy their stuff for next year, which
I think is pretty smart. Yeah, yeah, patio furniture.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
You know.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
This is actually what we're talking about this weekend, actually
on Sunday. Outdoor furnishings, which is a really tricky subject.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
By the way. It's I think I have.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Some of the most interesting conversations with my clients when
it comes to outdoor furnishings because it kind of goes
like this. They come to me and they're like, Dean,
you know, we want to spend more time outside, you know,
we live in southern California. I'm like, yeah, I dig it,
let's do this. And they're like, so, you know, some
really comfortable patio for it. Okay, I got that answer.
(12:44):
Waiting way to heat this area? Yeah, okay, I got
that too. You know, maybe we should put up some
glass panels to keep the wind from blowing. I'm like, okay,
and is there a way we can cover overhead in
case there's rain or I'm like, hey, you just just
being indoors okay.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
And then they bring the refrigerator out, the TV out,
and it's right, just go to the living room. Yeah,
why are we doing this?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
That's what you described is indoors, right, that's fantastic. So
it's a thing, but you know what it is a
It is a thing that we all it's kind of
that creep out and you know, I don't have anything
against any one of those components, but man, you can
just keep spending and spending and spending and suddenly you
find that you've spent all this money and you're indoors again.
(13:33):
So you know, there's got to be a point in
which you kind of let go of control and you're like,
you know what, it's good to be outdoors, good, to be
out of control a little bit.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I we have a We lived in one house in
Tarzana with a pool, and I remember my wife and
daughter maybe used it six times in a year maybe. Yeah.
And it's expensive. It's one hundred and twenty bucks a
month of heat and clean and fill up, and it's
and it's a lot of work to keep pool around
(14:00):
and nobody really uses it every day. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
That's why, by the way, and I got nothing wrong
against pools. Love pools, but if you're making the commitment
to have one, it's why you need to design it
into your home as.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
A water feature.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Dost and foremost because by the numbers, just running it
by the number, like you just said, right, that's pretty
average for most people. Even if you had a family
of Olympic swimmers, man, and they were out there in
the water eight to ten hours a day, the fact
of the matter is there's still another fourteen hours when
the pool isn't getting used in, not getting swimming. So
(14:35):
the point is, by the numbers, a pool is for
looking at more than it is for swimming in. So
make sure it looks fantastic. You know what I got it,
you know, you just brought something up there. I think
it's really cool.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
And I don't think enough people talk about this, but
we owned a pool in Tarzana in a house that
we owned, and I'll tell you, even though we never
used it, how beautiful it was to have that blue
light in the back yard with that water. I mean,
it's just it's almost like you're in Hawaii. That that
glistening water with the blue pool light is spectacular. It is,
(15:09):
it is, and that's what you know.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
I'm very serious when I say it is a water
feature first, and you know what well worth it.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Man.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
If I if I had enough room to put a pond,
I mean just a pond, a lake in the back
of my yard, right I would be there.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
You know.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Teen asked me all the time, where do we want
to end up when when this is all said and done,
And I'm like, you know, in a cabin next to
a lake or a river, you know, And if I
could do that right now, I so would. So I'm
still by the way waiting for the client because I
have a lot of you know, kind of a state
level clients. I'm still waiting for the client who's going
to buy into me putting a lazy river around their house.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh, that'd be great.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
About fantastic like a moat. Yes, one of the biggest
arguments I've ever had with my my wife, And still
she doesn't even like what I talk about on the air.
But I will because it might save a life. But
I came home one night. Our daughter was I think
a year and a half, maybe two, and I came
home one night. The back door was locked, but I
(16:09):
noticed the pool gate was open, and our daughter was
just starting to learn how to walk, and she couldn't
get out outside of her on her own. But I
said to my wife, I said, I never ever ever
want to see that pool gate not only closed but
locked unless you're using it. And we had a big,
huge fight over it, and I ended up locking the
(16:31):
gate and then having the only key, so she had
to come to me to open it. And I can't
tell you how many how hard that battle was to
keep up. It was the worst. But I was not
going to let anybody, or my daughter or any other
kids in the block drowned in that pool.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Well that's rightly so, I mean, it's also the law
and its code, so it will have to be Oh yeah,
you got to have if you've got a pool bare
minimum or side yard gates. Okay, they a couple of things.
Number One, they have to be self closing. Oh really,
And they got me write this down because I want
to I want to tell the audiences. I want to
learn from you and tell you. Okay, it has to
(17:11):
be self closing, right, it has to be self closing.
So they can't be you know, they can't just be
left open, right, they're going to close. They also assuming
that you got a young kid on the outside right
in your front yard trying to get in, right or
maybe just even leaning against the gate, those gates need
to open forward. They need to open out really, okay,
(17:31):
so that so that nobody can so that if for
any reason that gate didn't completely latch, if they lean
against it, they latch it, they don't accidentally open it
and get into your backyard.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Right. And if that's not going to be the case
with your side yard gates and all of that, if
you're if your property and there are some properties that
are that are set up so that that just doesn't work, right,
then you gotta have you got to have that removable
pool fencing around the pool pools have to be protect
did from young people so that there aren't there isn't
(18:04):
the risk of drowning, and it's your liability if it isn't.
That way, that's just down right the way it is.
Two things. One is we had a contractor help us
build the fence around our backyard and he recommended three
stop signs. He used to call him, a gate from
the front to get into the sideyard, another gate from
(18:25):
the sideyard to get in the backyard, and another gate
to get in the pool. And he said three is
going to save somebody's life. And I bought into that.
We had three separate gates before you can get in
the pool. I think that's a good idea. Plus, how
about this. We our diving board when we bought the
house was broken, so I had it torn out of
there and I called fifteen companies to replace it, and
(18:47):
all fifteen said no.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
No, you can't have them anymore. If you've got a
diving board and it's in good shape, fine, but if
for any reason it gets pulled out or rakes, no
more diving boards. Not in California. I don't know whales
across the rest of the country. No, no, no, it's just
there's too many risks. Plus, pools are being dug not
(19:11):
as deep as they used to be. Diving board technically speaking,
should be with a ten foot deep pool, and most pools,
most deep pools these days are eight and plus. A
diving board springs you over the deep end towards the
shallow ramp. So it's just not a good idea. It's
not a good idea.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
We went to drain our pool, you know, so I
could clean it out, and I put one of those
pumps in it overnight and it got down to about
a foot and a half of water, and then the
pump turned over. So I got into the pool. It
was six o'clock in the morning on a Sunday. I
got in the pool, walked down there, flipped the pump
on right, and I couldn't get out of the effing pool.
(19:50):
It was slimy and slippery, and I was yelling for
a half hour. I was freezing. I almost died in
that pool.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
It died in a pool with no water.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
It was unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
All right, today there was twelve inches of water.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
He always talked about how you know, he always prevented
people from drowning. He wait didn't drown. He died of exhaustion.
He tried to get the hell out of there. All right,
Dean Sharvis with us. We'll come back and talk more
about the outdoors, the great outdoors. We all live here
in southern California, A lot of us do, and we
want to celebrate the outdoors. And Dean will tell us
how to do it in a more cool way and
what to do, what not to do.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Dean Sharp is with us House Whisper. He's on his
show every Saturday morning from six to eight am, and
then Sunday from nine a m. Till noon. Also heard
on Cogo in San Diego. Dean, I love the talk
about being outdoors. I like being outdoors myself. I do
have some problems with it, though I don't we've not
(20:53):
invented anything so far, at least in my opinion, or
anything I've seen to keep bugs and mosquitoes out of
your dinner and out of your outdoor life. All right,
So here is the thing. You got to check this out.
You really do. Wait, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
a solution. Yeah, oh, I mean it's legit. It's legit.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Okay, you know I had I had my doubts about it.
And so we've got a a partner on the show,
Eco La, right, pest control company, Great, great pest control company.
And so I'm talking to Sue Freeze, who owns Eco La,
and I'm like, so, what's the latest with the mosquitos
And she was like, oh, oh, you got to try
our into care system. So we sat down, we talked
(21:34):
about it for a while, and I'm like, all right,
I'm buying. So here's the deal. Okay, First of all,
don't waste any time on bug zappers for mosquitoes because
mosquitoes are not attracted to infrared, I mean to ultra
violet light, right, So you're just gonna kill all the
nice bugs in your yard and the mosquitos continue. Okay,
So here's the deal. And the other problem with mosquitos
(21:56):
is that there you can't control what you're typically, you
can't control what your neighbors are doing. Right right, your
neighbor could have some old tires sitting in his backyard
with water in it, and the mosquitoes are laying eggs
in there, breeding like rabbits over there, and they're flying
over the fence and bugging you in your yard. So
the in two care system in and then the number
(22:19):
two care system that Eco LA has. What they do
is they set up in my yard. They set up
three of these little bait stations. And when I say
bait stations, what they look like is like outdoor speakers,
you know, those little outdoor in ground speakers. So nobody
even knows what they are or where they are, right,
nobody sees them right. And what these things have inside them,
(22:41):
They have a liquid inside them. Nothing can get in
there except a mosquito. So they're safe kids or pets
for birds in your yard. Totally safe, okay, except for
the mosquitos. Mosquitoes go in there to female mosquito that
you're after because she wants to lay eggs. So she
gets in there and she gets this stuff on her legs.
(23:02):
The thing is a larva side, and so not only
does everything that she lay in there go nowhere, but
she now takes this everywhere else. She goes to every
other little body of water around us, and she infects
that with the same larva side. So I thought, all right,
we'll see how this works, and we'll see how long
it takes. Tim, I kid you not. We got the
(23:25):
like the little anchor biders out here, everything and mosquitos
by the way, love me, I mean me too. So
it took a week. One week after they put this
stuff in. I have not seen mosquito in my yard
in like three months.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
How is it wildly expensive? Thirty grand forty grand?
Speaker 5 (23:45):
No no, no, no no no, no, they'll they'll they
set it up, and I think they service it. I
think they're servicing my yard during the season during mosquitos.
But I think it's like one hundred bucks a month.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
We had at one point my brother said, put a
fan out there, and I bought one of those big
like comedy fans from the studios. And it was just
like being in a hurricane all night.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, no, I mean mosquitoes don't like you
know that, but you got to live in it.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
No.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
This this is the first, uh you know, whole yard
mosquito system, honestly that I have ever seen actually work.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
And I am so impressed with that. Great. I went
to a friend's house for a barbecue over the summer.
I think it was like late June and we're you know,
he's cooking burgers. You know, the kids were there and
we're just you know, chatting and having a beer. And
and I hear him go, oh a f this what happened?
Because I ran out of propane? I said, well, where
(24:41):
where's your extra can? Where's your extra tank? He goes,
what where's your extra tank? He who has an extra tank?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I said?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Everybody should have an extra tank? Everyone does. We have
like like four or five of them, just because I
you know, I got I get drunk, and I forget.
We have when I buy another one. But you should
have at least in two or three. Yeah, you just
have a backup pro panes you have cure? How many
bag pro paye tanks do you have two?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Too?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Okay? That seems reasonable, you know, because if you run out,
you can't you know, and you're not going to stop
the party. So you can go to home depot or Walmart,
you know, to get more you know, more propane an
almighty maybe.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
And this is so easy these days because most these
places just do exchanges. Now you don't have to set
around and wait for them to fill. You just bring
in the empty, take another one with you.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
You're done. That's right, and it's and it's very and
it's like twenty one dollars or twenty four dollars. But
no excuse. But I but let me ask you a
question because I always have this discussion with my wife.
We don't know whether to go with cheap furniture that
last two years and then throw it out and get
more cheap furniture because it all fades, it all, you know,
(25:50):
against weathered, or to buy really nice stuff that lasts
four years and then throw it out but it seems
to all fade.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Yeah, you're not shopping at the right pa. I'm just
telling you right now. Okay, So you had to hear
me on this, okay, because I have two very distinct
opinions on this. First of all, First of all, if
you're gonna go with upholstered furniture, then you got to
step up. You got to step up to a place
like Aldacombe. They carry summer classics. Literally some of the
(26:21):
best patio furniture on the planet.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Okay, I will say that's true. I've seen it over there.
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Yeah, these are materials that do not fade, okay, that
are soft like cotton, they'll put up with anything, and
these are these are pieces of furniture they're gonna that
you're gonna hand to your kids that your kids are
doing here it it's that kind of quality stuff. But okay,
you don't have to go that direction either. What you
need to find is comfortable furniture. Now my yard, around
(26:48):
my fire pit, I've got addiron deck chairs. Okay, no cushions.
There are zero cushions, okay on my because these happen
to just be really nicely built, nicely angled ron deck chair.
So here is the lesson that I'm going to be
communicating this weekend as well. Hard surface furniture is honest
(27:08):
and has nothing to hide. And if you find hard
surface furniture that is comfortable, it's worth its weight in
gold because it's ella cheaper than all of the upholstery stuff.
You don't have to bring it in when it's raining outside,
and it'll last forever on you. So don't rule out
hard surface furniture. In fact, I would go so far
(27:28):
as to say most soft stuff, if you're going to
go and sit in it, you need to sit in
it for a good fifteen minutes to a half an
hour because soft cushions cover a multitude of sins.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
When it comes to furniture.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
I mean you could end up finding out about five
minutes in, you know what, this thing looked great, but
this is not comfortable to sit in.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
I will say this though, I love the look of teak,
but it is tremendously heavy to move around.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
It is.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I hate that it is. Yeah, it is well.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
I mean, you know, it depends on you know, whether
you're taking it camping or whether it's just going to
live in your backyard.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
How often do you cover nightly or when you're when
you're not using it? Uneak any furniture, I never cover it.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
I've got a teak table dining room table sitting out
for our outdoor dining, and the Adirondack chairs never get covered.
The cheap table never gets covered. Teak does not spoil. Okay,
understand you don't have to cover up teak. The only
thing that happens with teak is that the UV light
from the sun bleaches it out right right. Yeah, but
you don't have to keep it oil. You don't have
(28:33):
to keep it treated. If you don't mind it going gray,
It'll sit there for one hundred years and work for you.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Excellent. I'm not going anywhere. I'll be listening this weekend
six to eight am on Saturday, nine am till noon
on Sunday, also on co Go and San Diego. Thanks Bud,
Thanks man, I appreciate it all right. There he goes
Dean Sharp, the house whisper with his show every single
weekend on this pro on the station. That guy's great.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
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if you're familiar with the program, Every single Thursday at
six fifty six fifty one, we play a very funny
piece from a very funny comedian named Norm McDonald. He
(29:25):
was the comedian's comedian, which the term I hate. You know,
he was a teacher's teacher. Those are people that don't
know anything about the guy. He was a fireman's fireman. Right.
That's when you don't know anything about the guy and
you lay that line on him. You know, he's an
actor's actor. Did you know him. I never met him. Ah,
(29:46):
that's why I used that term an actor's actor. So
here's Norm McDonald talking about the designated driver and what
a cruel and unusual position that to be in. Ask
somebody to be your designated driver. Here we go, Norm McDonald.
(30:06):
Everybody I used.
Speaker 8 (30:07):
To now I don't drink, and when you're with people
that drink, it doesn't work out. That's why that designated
driver thing, I don't think you ever would. I see
ads for it again, like they're trying to resurrect that idea,
but it's kind of a flawed notion.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
You know.
Speaker 8 (30:24):
Say, hey, Bill, listen, we're wondering if you come out
with us. Here's the idea. We want to go out
and drink and then we were o when you come
with us and not drink? How does that sound to you?
We're going to go to a bunch of different bars
and drink, and then you come with us and not drink. Also,
(30:49):
we're not going to be driving. You're going to pick
us up at our different houses, go to a bunch
of bars, not drink while we drink, drive us all home.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
How does that sound to you?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
That's that catchya? How does that catch you? That's classic.
Nor McDonald man the best. Everyone will tell you the
same thing. You asked Ray Romano and Letterman, you know,
George Carlin when he was around.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
You ask.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Lenno Letterman, any of these older, you know, very funny comics,
who was the best, And they all say Norm McDonald,
all of them. And if, especially if you live in
Los Angeles, you got to experience nor McDonald because he
lived here and occasionally he would just show up at
comedy clubs unannounced and give you twenty or thirty great
(31:45):
minutes of great laughs. So one of the great benefits
of being Angelina. An Angelina, Yes, an Angelina, all right,
I'm we we understand that Hule Cogan passed away. We
talked about that. And also, you know they say it
comes in threes. I think it's in fours now. And
(32:05):
then Chuck Mangoni. We didn't get around to him, but
let's give him some respect here. One of the all
time greats. In my mind, my mom used to love that,
Chuck Bengeoni. The death of.
Speaker 9 (32:15):
Legendary jazz musician Chuck Mangioni, his attorney says the Grammy
winning FLUGELHRM player passed peacefully in his sleep Tuesday morning.
The Rock native had a long, internationally celebrated career in
music with hits like Feels So Good. He was inducted
into the Rock Music Hall of Fame in twenty twelve.
The Hall says he reached fans around the world with
more than thirty albums, striking gold and platinum in the process,
(32:38):
earning thirteen Grammy nominations, winning two.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
He was eighty four years old. What a guy. Oh,
we talked about a little about this yesterday. We sort
of did our look ahead, our promo from yesterday for today.
So Cal Edison is going to cut checks for a
lot of people who live in Altadena and parts of
Arcadia Pasadena because of this eaton fire.
Speaker 10 (33:00):
We've got some breaking news to tell you about regarding
the Eton fire. So Cal Edison is launching a Wildcover
Recovery compensation program for Eaten Fire victims. Through this program,
money will be given directly to those whose homes, businesses,
or rental properties were damaged or destroyed in Altadena. It
(33:21):
would also support people who were injured and those who
had family members who died.
Speaker 7 (33:26):
Now, so Cal Edison has not formally said it's equipment
ignited at that fire, but in a statement today, the
company said, quote this allows the community to focus more
on recovery instead of lengthy, expensive litigation. More than nine
four hundred homes and other structures were destroyed in the
Eton fire. Nineteen people died.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Right, We'll wait to see how big those checks are
and if they're going to do the right thing. Hopefully
they do. Hopefully they do. American Airlines is some setbacks.
Hundreds of flights to be canceled starting in August. So
if you have a flight, you're going to Europe, you're
going back East Coast to visit friends, family, grandma, grandpa,
and you're on American Airlines, you've got to make sure
(34:09):
that your flight is going to continue on Cancel, Cancel, cancel.
A lot of these flights are not going anywhere.
Speaker 11 (34:15):
Starting in late summer, hundreds of American Airlines flights are
being canceled due to a major flight schedule change. The
carrier is reportedly experiencing setbacks in its operations because of
increased competition from rival.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Airline What what's going on?
Speaker 11 (34:33):
Experiencing setbacks and its operations because of increased competition from
rival airlines. The cutbacks impact flights from August onward. This
mainly effects service at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport, a minute
dispute which has forced American to reduce routes to and
from the major hub. Cities impacted include La Alpaso, Texas,
(34:54):
New York, LaGuardia and many more.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yeah, and many more. So you might be everybody who knows,
Happy pre birthday to Krozer. I know he's not gonna
be here next week for his birthday. But that's a
hell of a guy, that Michael Krozer. And he's turning.
I don't know, he's fifty something. But we celebrated his
birthday today with hot dogs and fresh cut onions, a
(35:19):
little mustard relish, some ketchup ah. He enjoyed that. He
called it the best birthday he's ever had. So Kroscher's
birthday next week. He's gonna take this birthday week off,
you know, like third graders do, and he's gonna be off.
But that's a hell of a guy. Michael Kroser. All right,
Boe Kelly whole crew up next right here on KFI
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